And they just
#40k-lore-chat
median star
@rocky gale i already have iron father feirros,6 inceptors, redemptor dread, 5 heavy intercessors,and 10 dreads i think i mightve spiraled
opaque coyote
<@143561765907726336> i already have iron father feirros,6 inceptors, redemptor ...
Ah yes
Building up the plastic crack pile
median star
ill probably try and get whats his fuck iron hand terminator man when he finally comes out if scalpers dont kill him immediately
storm jungle
bro got vored
tough haven
As it happens, lictors tend to do that too
sour hornet
What is that even from
storm jungle
🫡
sour hornet
If you think about it, guardians would go absolutely bonkers in 40k
storm jungle
Oh nah 100%
like
they literally go against C'tan tier threats
they are absolutely cracked
sour hornet
I remember my old SB days, where people were trying to argue that a single squad of battle brothers could beat a fireteam
like
storm jungle
A Marine fireteam is like
sour hornet
storm jungle
literally would be reduced to the average Cabal legionaries you kill
LMAO
I think its because since its a game people dont realize how absolutely unhinged Guardians are, theres some lore entries where they have done wild shit.
doesnt help that Destiny also has like really high sci-fi tier concepts, weapons and ideas.
sour hornet
^
guardians powers are also just incredibly op in a way marines cannot deal with
prismatic
bruh
how tf do you deal with a guardian that can do all of that at a whim
storm jungle
Unless you take out their Ghosts its basically impossible yeah
which iirc also just disappears/hides unless they got to be revived? Not sure, been awhile
storm jungle
very based
sour hornet
And they are durable as well
storm jungle
sour hornet
it can take Rasputin performing an orbital strike to kill one
storm jungle
Lmao THATS what i was thinking of yeah.
vagrant fox
don't worry a space marine can tank a homing black hole ez
storm jungle
YEET
Guardians in lore/gameplay have fought wild stuff but I cant think of any greater threat aside from Rhulk
who like, literally has solo'd the population of countless worlds and realities iirc
which is fucking crazy when you kinda think about it lol
rocky gale
My Warlock throwing the full power of the sun at the nearest Space Marine on a 5 second cooldown
storm jungle
REAL.
surreal nest
I remember my old SB days, where people were trying to argue that a single squad...
its so interesting how illiterate space marine power scalers are
you have to just suck at reading and being smart to think space marines can compete with the horrors of 40k or any other universe
vagrant fox
There's that one titan who punched a mountain and it moved, the power scaling for guardians is absurd and stupid
But hey my big manly buff super heroic space marines are comparable because they're my favourite
sour hornet
Its crazy because space marines aren't even the strongest in their own universe
storm jungle
Yeah the 40k vs Other Universe powerscaling was like a HUGE thing back in the early days, mostly due to internet interactions largely being limited to forums and stuff.
Nowadays if someone compares 40k to say Star Trek you can let them know that your average Federation menial worker has a pistol that can instakill a marine with one blast. Or how the fucking Daleks can solo the entirety of 40k.
surreal nest
thats what im saying its insane how these people come to the conclusion they come to
like yes space marines are very strong but they are very strong by imperium standards
storm jungle
Its just wanking due to canon/source material hogriding marines.
Example A
Example B
sour hornet
Its just wanking due to canon/source material hogriding marines.
Marines walking through shuriken gun fire like its glass 🥀 🥀 🥀
surreal nest
i blame space marine 2 for 90% of the malarkey i hear nowadays
people dont realize how strong tyranid warriors are
storm jungle
^^^^^^^^^^
tbh
if you DO fuckup in the game they absolutely destroy you
but its still wanked i agree
storm jungle
or like, you know
50 gaunts would jump on you the moment you tried to execute a Warrior
opaque coyote
if you DO fuckup in the game they absolutely destroy you
Tbf it is proper power scaling...
Against a helmetless protagonist ultramarine
storm jungle
lmao
opaque coyote
surreal nest
most of my enjoyment from space marine 2 comes from ignoring the playerbase
storm jungle
Same.
I still play it because its great to play on mute while i listen to vids in the background.
(seriously this isnt a meme the game requires ZERO audio cu/awareness)
surreal nest
I still play it because its great to play on mute while i listen to vids in the ...
i legit tweaked out last night because I was playing the new very hard weekly event modes and i got a gamebreaking bug at the end where the boss despawned
opaque coyote
Yeah the 40k vs Other Universe powerscaling was like a **HUGE** thing back in th...
That aside though.
Generally I would say that other universe powerscaling is fun.
But some people take it way too seriously for some reason.
Actually this just goes for powerscaling in general.
storm jungle
i legit tweaked out last night because I was playing the new very hard weekly ev...
Lmaoooo
pain
storm jungle
That aside though.
Generally I would say that other universe powerscaling is fu...
Its not fun when its just playground arguments
vagrant fox
I play SM2 purely for it being the modern flash dress up game
storm jungle
40k is very much not as OP as people like to pretend it is
surreal nest
I play SM2 purely for it being the modern flash dress up game
its lowk a very satisfying game for testing out builds and crunching
opaque coyote
Its not fun when its just playground arguments
It is fun when it's bullshit like
"Can Goku blind, dead, limbless, and sick defeat Naruto at his absolute power"
surreal nest
Its not fun when its just playground arguments
ummm doomguy solos the 40k universe next
vagrant fox
I cannot even take powerscalers even vaguely seriously, it's taken so seriously like it's the most real stuff
brother goku don't exist
surreal nest
opaque coyote
40k is very much not as OP as people like to pretend it is
Maybe the Necrons?
But they're also mostly napping. And again, things like the Daleks would still destroy them.
nocturne crest
So apart from the end and the death, has there been any other occasion where blood angels underneath the black rage freak out CSM?
surreal nest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465045068584058881/1415116506756550716/Wa...
this is literally a lore accurate marine
dying to random headshots
opaque coyote
I cannot even take powerscalers even vaguely seriously, it's taken so seriously ...
It's fun when powerscaling isn't actually serious
And you're just doing it because it's funny
storm jungle
ummm doomguy solos the 40k universe next
vagrant fox
It's more the uh, this is serious academic stuff to get into fights over I don't respect
opaque coyote
It isn't fun when you actually take it like somebody made like
An insult to your entire family
Or something
Because you said that Uhhh
Fucking... Naruto is a city destroyer instead of a planet destroyer or something
I don't even watch Naruto btw. I have zero idea what the show is actually about beyond ninjas
And Shadow clone Jujistu
vagrant fox
speaking of memes I finally found it, I spent entire hours over a month looking for this
opaque coyote
speaking of memes I finally found it, I spent entire hours over a month looking ...
Honestly
Justified crashout
vagrant fox
I don't know anything about Naruto but I respect Rock Lee for that one scene
opaque coyote
Imagine somebody casually reversing one of your biggest mistakes
And then inflicting it again
And telling you to go fuck yourself
vagrant fox
It's very based, the Thousand Sons deserved infinite plagues for their fanbase
vagrant fox
this is more or less my opinion for every faction tbf
I love the Black Templars but an infinite plagues upon them for their fanbase as well
opaque coyote
this is more or less my opinion for every faction tbf
Random guardsman #2921084 questioning why the Emperor decided to trap them in a battle with zero ammo, rations, and hope
Meanwhile Sigsen
"Woe a thousand plagues upon thee"
You are Nurgle's acolyte
opaque coyote
I love the Black Templars but an infinite plagues upon them for their fanbase as...
Also, I am convinced that Nurgle is the God of Incels.
And it is not completely a meme
Like a disturbing fact that I know is that some woman actually went undercover on Incel forums
...and most of them had some form of sexual trauma and/or majorly depressed
So you could unironically say that Nurgle is the patron God of Incels because of him basically representing stagnation and depression.
Among other things.
vagrant fox
From the ones I've talked to it falls fairly in Nurgles domain in a lot of cases. Every single one was very depressed, with no hope for the future, and full of anger to blame someone
opaque coyote
Again, Nurgle is one of Chaos Gods that actually freak me out a little
Just
Conceptually ig
Although tbf with Asmongold's existence. Maybe he does exist.
Seriously he is rich but his house is so filthy that it's literally falling apart
vagrant fox
I've heard he had a dead rat in his wall and when it would begin to warm up in the morning and stink more he'd wake up
I kind of don't want to fact check that one
crystal forum
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465045068584058881/1415116506756550716/Wa...
he forgot to wear a helmet
vagrant fox
The xeno sword is pretty noice, power gladius next maybe
nocturne crest
If any of you all could get rid of one space marine faction on the table top, what's the pick?
languid meadow
I MISSED THE DESTINY GLAZING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nocturne crest
What's this about Destiny glazing?
tough haven
...and most of them had some form of sexual trauma and/or majorly depressed
Who could have guessed
And they aren’t exactly the type to believe in therapy
valid needle
If any of you all could get rid of one space marine faction on the table top, wh...
Lamenters or salamanders.
nocturne crest
Okay, space marines that have their own codex?
surreal nest
If any of you all could get rid of one space marine faction on the table top, wh...
Black Templars
valid needle
Space wolves
valid needle
Black Templars
Hate us cause you ain’t us
surreal nest
I love my angelic looks and pleasant smell
valid needle
I love my angelic looks and pleasant smell
Dark angels, fair pick.
surreal nest
valid needle
arctic talon
If any of you all could get rid of one space marine faction on the table top, wh...
Blood angels, they’re more codex compliant then a majority of chapters. I also literally play them
The only non compliant parts are an oversized honor guard, death company which doesn’t really count and training order
Everything else falls in line
nocturne crest
And they've lost some.of their unique units as well.
arctic talon
And they've lost some.of their unique units as well.
They’ve lost none of their unique units
I just think that they’re too codex compliant
It doesn’t really matter
nocturne crest
Didn't they recently lose their unique dreads and the baal predator?
arctic talon
No
Just the Psyker dread and furioso
But they exist in lore still
Also corbulo ig but that’s because his mini was resin and prehistoric
tough haven
Bro I just had my marine player say astartes can jump from space safely
arctic talon
Bro I just had my marine player say astartes can jump from space safely
What the fuck no lol
Why the fuck does he think they use drop pods
storm jungle
bro thinks hes Master Chief in Halo 3
tough haven
Why the fuck does he think they use drop pods
Thats what I SAID!
arctic talon
I mean if you use a jump pack and go from low orbit and go very carefully
I mean yes I guess
But from actual space fuck no
lol
Power armor is not surviving orbital re entry
Much less the fucking fall
nocturne crest
I wonder if a space marine can glider in their power armour.
storm jungle
no lol
nocturne crest
If they did survive the re entry?
storm jungle
No.
unique bronze
marine go splat
storm jungle
they would smash and die on the ground
arctic talon
If you survive re entry you obviously have a fucking jump pack
Lol
And then the fall wouldn’t be an issue
But even then
storm jungle
even the most wild space marine stuff has ALWAYS had them use jetpacks for that stuff
ironically the only canon example we have of armor-surface-re-entry is Thousand Sons
and thats because the rubrics they drop are literally just lifeless armor lmao
(they then resurrect them on the ground for free-spawns)
arctic talon
They dropped empty armor specifically lol
nocturne crest
What happens if the rubrics marines dust is breathed in?
storm jungle
its literal only use is to be gathered inside rubric armor to make anchorpoint for a rubric ot activate
storm jungle
ok anakin
crystal forum
it gets everywhere
storm jungle
SHUT UP
arctic talon
Do LSM just think the tson rubrics are a bunch of psychos who don’t talk and turned themself into dust lol
Like
We’ve never gotten an answer
storm jungle
Whos LSM
nocturne crest
LSM?
arctic talon
Loyalist space marines
nocturne crest
I wonder if the dust could cause a rubric to hijack the body that has swallowed it's dust.
crystal forum
why would they do that
arctic talon
No
crystal forum
yesss i now control an imperial pleb
nocturne crest
Magic.
arctic talon
The rubric is kind of overly specific
nocturne crest
yesss i now control an imperial pleb
Tbf, would it not be chaos type of horror to lose control of your body while watching someone else drive.
crystal forum
i'm into that though
nocturne crest
Chaos magic dust in your lungs and blood stream.
crystal forum
they wish i was joking
arctic talon
Technically
The dust is enchanted
And warp stuff along with debris
It’s bound to armor
That’s also enchanted
nocturne crest
Ah.
arctic talon
The dust and armor isn’t unique if that makes sense
You need the rubrics name and some other shit
nocturne crest
Do you think any of the EC or other Slaanesh worshippers would try to snort it?
arctic talon
And then you can rebind them
nocturne crest
See if it did anything.
arctic talon
Do you think any of the EC or other Slaanesh worshippers would try to snort it?
It wouldn’t do shit but I’m sure they’ve tried lol
crystal forum
i'd snort it
i bet the sand would rip you apart when it goes back to the armor
tearing out of your body
arctic talon
Based on crusade rules the answer is prolly yes
Since one of the drug ingredients is extracted from dead CSM
Which includes rubric marines
nocturne crest
I could see Tzeentzch just making rubrics addicts become rubrics themselves.
crystal forum
why are you so into this
arctic talon
i bet the sand would rip you apart when it goes back to the armor
The sand itself technically isn’t magical
Tbf
When they rebind a rubric they don’t reuse dust
The armor is what’s generally reused
crystal forum
oh so i'm just inhaling sand
arctic talon
Yeah warp sorcery infused sand
nocturne crest
I'm curious to see what rubric marines would look like in EC colours.
crystal forum
it's rough
arctic talon
I'm curious to see what rubric marines would look like in EC colours.
30k EC scheme also not mine
nocturne crest
Damn, Anakin would hate fighting rubrics.
nocturne crest
30k EC scheme also not mine
Dope
green loom
They'd look rather pink
arctic talon
If anyone paints the Phoenix conclave EC as purple and gold they should stub their toes
green loom
Why what are phoenix conclave colours
nocturne crest
Isn't it black and pink nowadays.
arctic talon
Why what are phoenix conclave colours
Black and pink, white robes
They’re the biggest EC warband collection
Purple and gold is way rarer as a scheme for EC in 40K
woven plank
Can a rubric marine solve a Rubik’s cube
arctic talon
They’re non sentient and sapient
So no
I mean I guess if the Sorc in command gives them exact orders
But not really
surreal nest
What happens if the rubrics marines dust is breathed in?
pneumonia
asbestos poisoning
rose thorn
30k EC scheme also not mine
Love this scheme
median star
If anyone paints the Phoenix conclave EC as purple and gold they should stub the...
the guy i bought these inceptors from to apparently distinguish his iron hands from ravenguard painted their entire legs in leadbelcher
i have since stripped them of that
was worth tho he was getting rid of all his 40k as he said he was moving soley to 30k and these were his last 40k models and simply wanted them gone got them for 30$ when normally six would run nearly 120
rose thorn
30k EC scheme also not mine
Do you know what paint makes that purple metal?
arctic talon
Do you know what paint makes that purple metal?
Likely primed bright silver or pale gold, layer over with a dark purple ink or acrylic paint
if you want directly purple metallics
Scale 75 has one
arctic talon
Guardians in lore/gameplay have fought wild stuff but I cant think of any greate...
The Witness 
rose thorn
Likely primed bright silver or pale gold, layer over with a dark purple ink or a...
Ahhh that explains it, I havent seen a purple metal that smooth
arctic talon
Nezerac, Rhulk and The Witness are prolly the 3 strongest raid bosses lore wise
Riven might be stronger because Ahamkara are bullshit lol
opaque coyote
I just think that they’re too codex compliant
The Ultramarines gasp in the distance
arctic talon
and she can just "wish" you out of existence
arctic talon
Ahhh that explains it, I havent seen a purple metal that smooth
yeah its def not candy coating but its a similar technique
opaque coyote
and she can just "wish" you out of existence
The Ops praying for your downfall but it actually works
"I rise... you fall."
arctic talon
The Ops praying for your downfall but it actually works
She did give us a gun that shoots when you wish to kill something lol
after we you know killed her
Its got no trigger
because your wishes trigger it to fire
opaque coyote
because your wishes trigger it to fire
That is the most diabolical thing ever
Awesome
"I pray for your downfall"
Made manifest
arctic talon
"I pray for your downfall"
I can be anything you wish, O murderer mine.
the gun that shoots blackholes is still funnier
tbh
arctic talon
prolly not possible
considering one is actual technology and the other is actual space magic
opaque coyote
considering one is actual technology and the other is actual space magic
Nah just try harder
arctic talon
one thousand voices is one of a kind in lore
so I doubt the guardian wants to fuck with it
considering it is was made from a dying wish from a fucking wish dragon
there's multiple graviton lances
Its been replicated
opaque coyote
i want a 40k wish dragon
Would be the monkey paw type knowing 40k
crystal forum
yes exactly
arctic talon
I mean yeah
opaque coyote
"I wish for a million dollars!"
opaque coyote
a bunch of gold bars fall on your ass
opaque coyote
They feed on the "gap" between an intended wish
...so
If you said like
The perfect sandwich
crystal forum
*a bunch of gold bars fall on your ass*
emperor: i wish to have children
opaque coyote
Then that gap would be huge
arctic talon
"I wish for a cup of tea"
the tea gets dumped on you and its boiling hot
as a concept
opaque coyote
"I wish for a cup of tea"
the tea gets dumped on you and its boiling hot
So you would have to like
opaque coyote
Bring up an entire fucking paper with the terms and conditions
crystal forum
i like asshole genies
opaque coyote
Or do they just refuse after a certain length
crystal forum
like the entire point of a genie is to be a cautionary tale about careful what you wish for
arctic talon
Or do they just refuse after a certain length
It depends
they're sentient sapient beings
crystal forum
but we all want to game the system
arctic talon
some just do little gaps and feed on that
some do really big ones because they're assholes
some do it just because they like to watch people suffer
ect.
opaque coyote
like the entire point of a genie is to be a cautionary tale about careful what y...
Honestly
Firstly I would ask if I could wish for world peace and have it not be like
Isk
"World peace through extinction"
Or something
Then I would try that
The second wish would be something selfish.
crystal forum
again the entire point of the genie tale is about you always losing
opaque coyote
Yeah probably
arctic talon
but yeah for an example of a wish granted with no like, clauses
There was a guardian who when hunting an ahamkara subconciously made the wish to fight an actual dragon
the ahamkara decided that would be funny as shit
and turned into an actual fire breathing fantasy dragon
opaque coyote
again the entire point of the genie tale is about you always losing
Honestly.
I have thought of a funny idea where like
Somebody accidentally summons a genie
And they just drags the genie's ass to watch tv
Or something
arctic talon
Ahamkara don't really look like dragons anyways
lol
ignore the giant glowing black ball in the mouth
that part isn't natural
opaque coyote
Is that the whole body
crystal forum
ah eldritch horror
opaque coyote
Or just it's head
unique bronze
wheres that from
opaque coyote
wheres that from
Destiny
arctic talon
fan art but its based on the ingame model of Riven in Destiny
opaque coyote
fan art but its based on the ingame model of Riven in Destiny
I mean
I would kinda count that as a dragon
Oh no wait
No method of flight
Nvm
Actually
unique bronze
maybe it just floats
opaque coyote
Lindworms count as dragons
opaque coyote
But they have no flight
unique bronze
dunno anything destiny kekw
opaque coyote
So
arctic talon
you can't actually kill them
opaque coyote
I guess they count as a dragon
arctic talon
there is a way to put it to rest permanently
opaque coyote
Yup
opaque coyote
Automatically love them
opaque coyote
Literally asshole genie scifi dragon
crystal forum
what if i wish it was a femboy
arctic talon
this tends to have effects
unique bronze
mans asking the real questions
opaque coyote
what if i wish it was a femboy
Wish is granted
But the head is still the same
crystal forum
Wish is granted
But the head is still the same
i'll take it
opaque coyote
i'll take it
"Bro those teeth means that they give the good succ"
crystal forum
there's another hole
arctic talon
The bones of eao are made out of a baby ahamkara
crystal forum
just out a bag on its head
crystal forum
i've done worse
opaque coyote
Oh also they killed the babies as well
...
arctic talon
now granted Eao was a little shit but still
opaque coyote
Y'know I am starting to understand why they're assholes
arctic talon
The Guardians commited genocide on the Ahamkara
due to how much damage they were causing
to reality
but that was due to people you know
making wishes
even subconciously
crystal forum
why do they do wishes anyways
opaque coyote
why do they do wishes anyways
Food probably
Elite did say they feed off of the difference between the actual wish and whatever is made
arctic talon
They're not extinct(anymore) after some eggs were retrived and purified
opaque coyote
Or just tell them to say no whenever somebody wants a wish
crystal forum
hell yeah
arctic talon
her eggs are around still
crystal forum
not so strong now huh
crystal forum
why
arctic talon
because
crystal forum
is there any point
opaque coyote
to uh raise a new generation thats more moral
Just be a good dad.
I mean the Emperor successfully did it
crystal forum
and easy to abuse
crystal forum
the dragon that died?
opaque coyote
and easy to abuse
Yeah
That's the point of childre-
arctic talon
for big DLC
anyways point being
part of the wish was that we had to raise her children to be better
then her
opaque coyote
part of the wish was that we had to raise her children to be better
"No... I'm not paying child support..."
"why?"
arctic talon
tbf
opaque coyote
"Because I am fucking dying..."
arctic talon
when she initially dies
and you try to exorcise her from your mind
she literally says "I suppose this is your way of asking for a divorce. I refuse. You're stuck with me."
unique bronze
romantic
opaque coyote
she literally says "I suppose this is your way of asking for a divorce. I refuse...
Also this is probably gonna be a "yeah duh" type of question
But does being stuck with the wish dragon soul actually like
Cause something bad or is there just an annoying dragon in your head
arctic talon
Cause something bad or is there just an annoying dragon in your head
I mean it can influence you
some people literally go insane from wearing the bones
The bones whisper to you
worm into your mind
there is still some influence they can exert after death
because equipment made out of ahamkara bones is beneifical to you
it does make you stronger, faster, better at using the light
ect.
opaque coyote
...so there is a non zero chance that somebody literally just has a wish dragon inside of them.
And instead of going insane they just treat it like an annoying roommate
arctic talon
...so there is a non zero chance that somebody literally just has a wish dragon ...
"Plating the Ahamkara bones in silver helps to quiet the auditory hallucinations… o bearer mine."
arctic talon
Yes the player guardian pretty much is exasperated by Riven
they're not influenced by her beyond the egg stuff
which they feel compelled to protect
lol
as the eggs are directly feeding on their dreams and memories so to speak
There's also a few other guardians who aren't influenced by the Ahamkara gear they wear or use
But at the end of the day what matters is how mentally strong you are
crystal forum
holy shit i started watching videos about the pyramids and now youtube is just shoving conspiracy theories in my face
wtf is up with conspiracy theorists and the pyramids
why do they care so much about them
lament shoal
why do they care so much about them
crystal forum
oh right
i like this guy
https://youtu.be/3jRLZnpHKX0
he provides more questions than answers
which is how ancient archeology should be
because we just dont fucking know these things
and wow do ancient egypt historians love the smell of their own farts
surreal nest
i legit tweaked out last night because I was playing the new very hard weekly ev...
literally happened again
lament shoal
What's the lore reason for why the dark angels like plasma weapons so much?
winged jacinth
Is there even one?
Caliban was a feudal world its not like they were slinging tons of plasma
shadow plover
they had access to the most advanced weapons of mass destruction in their dreadwing during the great crusade and it kinda stuck
but you can blame the dreadwing for the fondness of plasma I guess
lament shoal
they had access to the most advanced weapons of mass destruction in their dreadw...
Ty
opaque coyote
wtf is up with conspiracy theorists and the pyramids
Cause people cannot comprehend
That ancient people aren't stupid
Also because the pyramids look cool
And we don't really know their purpose besides
Existing to bury Pharaohs.
Although that probably is their main purpose
And again
They look cool
Giant pyramids look cool in general
Really it's too bad Egypt sucks as a country
crisp heath
Oh we talking about lost knowledge
It's funny how because we don't understand how it was done were like ah must have been the aliens
dapper gyro
It happens often.
opaque coyote
oh my fucking god
again
rfk jr is blaming video games for the mass shootings btw
dapper gyro
I was talking of warship the other day, people think the late 1800 warship is like some steampunk late renaissance barely industrial time, but when I show them picture, they were surprised.
1890s design...
opaque coyote
I was talking of warship the other day, people think the late 1800 warship is li...
tbf I think most ww1 warships
are made from that time period
they just think of it as ww1 since that's when they were used
dapper gyro
rfk jr is blaming video games for the mass shootings btw
Typical american...
unique bronze
they had access to the most advanced weapons of mass destruction in their dreadw...
Was just tailoring my space marine to look like a Dreadwing in SM2 
dapper gyro
tbf I think most ww1 warships
Ships are always long term investments.
opaque coyote
Typical american...
WE ALREADY DID THIS SHIT IN THE 90s
AND THE 2000s
DO WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER REPEAT
dapper gyro
To be fair though, from 1850, navies were still sail ships, to 1880 to steam ships was a very big jump.
But then, if we look at aircraft, we started barely 100 years ago and we now have shit like B2.
dapper gyro
WE ALREADY DID THIS SHIT IN THE 90s
That motherfucker wants to cease the vaccine development and a ton of other things.
opaque coyote
That motherfucker wants to cease the vaccine development and a ton of other thin...
I am unfortunately aware.
Can't wait for polio to make a return
dapper gyro
Ignorant is a bliss, but this kind of shit will hit you regardless.
lament shoal
Typical american...
Correction, typical American boomers. No one from the younger generations in America today with half a brain actually believes this
arctic talon
What's the lore reason for why the dark angels like plasma weapons so much?
they got a ton of DAOT tech which included a lot of plasma
and plasma became preferred as a special weapon because the volkite they got broke all the fucking time
dapper gyro
Correction, typical American boomers. No one from the younger generations in Ame...
Eh, a huge number of young americans (under 30) are also like that. Shocking, I know.
I unfortunately know many of them.
crystal forum
Correction, typical American boomers. No one from the younger generations in Ame...
lol
statistically you're wrong
can't fix a systemic issue with the internet
the era of hope for gen Z has been over for a while
crystal forum
unique bronze
Lmai
storm jungle
crystal forum
i dont even like big bang theory
crisp heath
I get mad at myself when it's on and I catch myself laughing at it 💀
Quickly look around make sure no one saw
opaque coyote
i dont even like big bang theory
I swear to god
When I was a kid
I was compared to sheldon
Then I actually watched it
And saw that like
Just
A lot of autistic people are like
Compared to Sheldon
Big Bongo Theory
Bazgina
Yeas
I don't even get what's funny about it.
Why was this show popular
celest dome
tbf, it's not the worst depiction of Autism, it's not a good one, but it's not the worst
opaque coyote
tbf, it's not the *worst* depiction of Autism, it's not a good one, but it's not...
It's just one of the most popular
And unfortunately Sheldon is used as a comparison a lot of the time
Because some people don't have a frame of reference
I get that
...
Also his girlfriend is like
The exact same at the beginning
But unlike Sheldon who eventually learns to compromise
She somehow transforms into becoming neurotypical
Also does not help that like
At least half of the show is basically
"So guys I went to the store"
LAUGH TRACK
"btw Star wars exists"
LAUGH TRACK
crystal forum
A lot of autistic people are like
also a lot of people hate the character for being a caricature of autism
crisp heath
The laugh track spam
celest dome
Laugh tracks just are uncomfortable 🤮
crystal forum
btw shows will always make the smart characters be into string theory
it always happens
crisp heath
By now we should realise there's no audience why do we act like there is one
opaque coyote
Laugh tracks are annoying
Bazinga
crisp heath
celest dome
crisp heath
💀
crystal forum
autism is when i talk about 40k to a girl until she leaves
crisp heath
I love how everyone assumes autistic people are smart 💀
opaque coyote
I love how everyone assumes autistic people are smart 💀
I am a living example of the contrary
crisp heath
I am dumb as a rock
opaque coyote
crisp heath
Exactly
crystal forum
we all show autism differently
crisp heath
That is tru
opaque coyote
we all show autism differently
It's almost like it is divergent...
crystal forum
me, i'm just retared
celest dome
I most definitely am Autistic, but I have no interest in having it be confirmed.
My brother on the other hand sought to have the diagnostic a couple of year ago.
And he work for a association that offer support for heavily autistic peoples, or Asperger, don't really know the difference
opaque coyote
I most definitely am Autistic, but I have no interest in having it be confirmed....
Asperger's is one type.
Also technically a defunct term.
crystal forum
im good at learning social stuff so i manage
crisp heath
When I was a child I'd have meltdowns from wearing the wrong type of clothing 💀
crystal forum
however i hate it a lot
also adhd means i rarely get to have the cool side of autism
opaque coyote
also adhd means i rarely get to have the cool side of autism
Real
crystal forum
which is being way too into a specific subject
i wish i had the autism that made me super good at factorio
opaque coyote
which is being way too into a specific subject
Me when I didn't get the math and science autism
crisp heath
Yeah I got the self isolate one
opaque coyote
all i got was lousy social stunting
I had therapists from the school
They uh
Weren't good therapists
celest dome
Yeah I got the self isolate one
Same 🤝
opaque coyote
Yeah I got the self isolate one
I am both introverted and have antisocial tendencies
Great combination
crystal forum
i try to force myself to not isolate so i can use my shlong
crystal forum
turns out being surrounded by autistic fajs means i have rizz
im actually extremely socially anxious
crisp heath
1 on 1 situations I'm good
But I can't be in mcdonalds when it's busy
Ppl scare me
crystal forum
i felt anxious just being in a school room
and my profs would mess with me for wearing headphones to concentrate
crisp heath
I dont even like people standing behind me
crystal forum
turns out i have misophonia
and i just rawdogged that my entire teen life
no wonder i sucked at school
crisp heath
Oooh I struggle w this
I had to Google
Lol
But
For me eating
I'll actually have to leave the room especially if someone is smacking there food
crisp heath
Yeah true
crystal forum
i spent most of my highschool imagining ways of killing my classmates
couldn't help it
the sounds would make me go legitimately insane
irrationally angry
but i kept it in
crystal forum
some dickwad even did it on purpose to mess with me
crisp heath
Yep , especially when you tell someone about it
crystal forum
and when i tapped my finger on my desk people would ask me to shut up
god i hate thinking about highschool
i hope it burns down
how tf do i have a degree
wildest timeline
crisp heath
You did good
But yeah school wasn't for me 💀
Probably didn't help I was having problems at home around the same time but
opaque coyote
turns out being surrounded by autistic fajs means i have rizz
Gay to Gay c||u||mmunication
crystal forum
it might also be because gay people are easy
take notes young one
the key to a gay's heart is through affection
and by affection i mean hitting the right buttons
though you're def a bottom laati so i cant help much
crystal forum
exactly
opaque coyote
That is bottomest
crystal forum
that aint dom
i can tell who's a dom and a sub in this channel
dilara is 70% sub
opaque coyote
The Gaydar has a new feature
crisp heath
Let see if it's working , am I gay?
crystal forum
idk i just met you
crisp heath
Dammit clocked me
crystal forum
cain is definitely a sub
elitewolf.... confounds me
he is too shy to tell
but i'm guessing he's a 60% dom
im taking that chance
emmesh is sub 100%
sigsen is a mystery
but i think dom
woah
crisp heath
Must have been the wind 🤔
crystal forum
anyways
crisp heath
Anyone else see that
celest dome
What about Bulgur and I ?
crystal forum
i fucking knew one of you was lurking
bulgur is impossible to tell
he is much too shy
and i didn't even know you were gay cacti
so i can't tell what you are
larmoth is ace so N/A
siggy is straight but if he was gay he'd be a dom
i get the feeling that likelydisciple would be a sub if he was gay
he's a softie deep down
crisp heath
Seems I need to change my pfp
crystal forum
well i dont know you enough to tell
queen laurel
bulgur is impossible to tell
i'm a moron that likes orks and orruks
And because of experience of counselling a friend's relationship not up to it really
queen laurel
shrodinger is in the same boat
I mean to be honest with myself here what is there to read I am pretty much presenting outwardly what I am
A loud boisterous moron that is as blunt as a club
queen laurel
that's all the info i needed bulgur
Jay everyone who talks to me here basically knows me as the loud idiot that loves orcs that's like all there is to my character here
crystal forum
queen laurel
who says i'm impossible to read i'm like the most open book here
plush mason
opaque coyote
shadow plover
Gods of Mars is pretty nifty
rocky gale
larmoth is ace so N/A
I’m technically an ace lesbian
Romantic and aesthetic attraction but no sexual
plush mason
are toilet servitors really a thing?
raven stone
are toilet servitors really a thing?
According to SM2, battlebarges have Servitors for cleaning sceptic tanks.
plush mason
sure stuff like that but a person built into a toilet is a bit much even for the admech
unique bronze
they just stare at you while you take a shit so they can do their job
raven stone
Someone gotta keep the loos clean as well...
unique bronze
Wouldn't their serfs fall into that kind of job as well tho, doesnt have to be a servitor
left talon
According to SM2, battlebarges have Servitors for cleaning sceptic tanks.
That poor guy’s eyesight isn’t required for the job apparently
raven stone
That poor guy’s eyesight isn’t required for the job apparently
The cogboy misunderstands that they should be sending people with no sense of smell…
storm jungle
Wouldn't their serfs fall into that kind of job as well tho, doesnt have to be a...
Jokes aside entirely depends
we got some WILD fucking examples of every day chore stuff being taken by servitors.
Down to just literally holding doors open or pitfighting
crisp heath
storm jungle
NOOOOOOOOOOO
crisp heath
This makes me extremely uncomfortable
unique bronze
Whos that
storm jungle
JD Vance
celest dome
And fricked some couches
spring cairn
rocky gale
storm jungle
Kill them both.
raven stone
Wait, why kill Sanguinius and Horse Girl?
rose thorn
Kill them both.
agreed
raven stone
(Also the actual race horse the Horse Girl is named after is actually dead IRL so…)
rose thorn
sanguinius is gonna get revived any edition now and im gonna hate it
rose thorn
why have horus heresy when you have all the primarchs in 40k
raven stone
sanguinius is gonna get revived any edition now and im gonna hate it
TBH GW would be tanking the 40k storyline if they ever bring Horus or Saguiniue back…
…
Wait, it’s GW we are talking about -.-
rose thorn
raven stone
why have horus heresy when you have all the primarchs in 40k
Because MOAR PRIMARCHS means MOAR MONEH FOR GW
Watch them tank their own storyline for MONEH
summer mural
Idc about horus or sanguinius
What I would like is if they actually gave models to daemonic perty and lorgar, and corax
raven stone
Sadly people who don’t care are minority.
Just look at the number of raging Marine fanboys (the same lot who froth and get heart attacks from mentions of Female Marines)
They would probably CONSOOM a new Primarch blindly.
summer mural
Well
raven stone
What I would like is if they actually gave models to daemonic perty and lorgar, ...
GW will get around to it
For the MONEH
raven stone
Giant Perturabo super Obliterator would be cool, admittedly.
summer mural
Does perturabo as a character even have a single fan anywhere across the world
raven stone
Guy can probably just generate volcano cannons
raven stone
Does perturabo as a character even have a single fan anywhere across the world
Apparently
The devs of this game
raven stone
But at least it is an act of fan appreciation!
So yea, recipes for throwing into Perty detractor faces XD
rose thorn
Does perturabo as a character even have a single fan anywhere across the world
redditors
storm jungle
Does perturabo as a character even have a single fan anywhere across the world
Lots tbh
people love him because hes a nutty manchild
raven stone
And ironically that nutty man child is the most sane of the traitor lot
summer mural
Well
raven stone
(Excluding Alpharius shenanigans)
summer mural
No clue what he's been upto after becoming a daemon primarch
But iron cage was cool
raven stone
He attacked the Iron Hands at one point
But that was Pretty much it
Also during one of the White Dwarf battle reports he fought against Black Legion for…reasons.
summer mural
I guess he's just happy building his fortresses for fun in the warp
raven stone
Pretty much
storm jungle
Yeah but he had all the right to tbh.
queen laurel
Yeah but he had all the right to tbh.
bro literally went
man fuck this shit
and decided to bounce
hexed orchid
"Ya'll are throwing, I'm out"
storm jungle
Yeah I understood it
basically imagine playing TF2 and constantly winning but your entire team is made up of sniper bots
queen laurel
basically imagine playing TF2 and constantly winning but your entire team is mad...
Yeah take out the satisfaction
crisp heath
Wasn't the straw thar broke his back mortarion being put in charge
storm jungle
Yeah that was the last straw
storm jungle
like the moment Peter left Horus' throne-room he said "we are leaving"
surreal nest
people love him *because* hes a nutty manchild
i love characters that you cant help but hate
give me real vile scumbags that i cant sympathize with
summer mural
well
i like perty because he isnt super dumb
~~ unlike mortarion~~
all of perty's greivances seem like adult grievances
cinder pivot
give me real vile scumbags that i cant sympathize with
The Night Lords mayhaps?
crisp heath
i like perty because he isnt super dumb
He is pretty based
rocky gale
The Night Lords mayhaps?
Work retail for a while and you’ll realise that some people do really need to be flayed alive
cinder pivot
crisp heath
storm jungle
rocky gale
I found another one
dapper gyro
Skill issues
crisp heath
Checks out
sour hornet
I found another one
Quagmire legitimately is a slaaneshi daemon bro
clever vault
idle phoenix
okay this is peak
green loom
Damn the red vs blue reference
opaque coyote
The Japanese version is just grabbing a piece of toast and putting it in their mouth
winter vessel
The Japanese version is just grabbing a piece of toast and putting it in their m...
ill raise you one more
but i'll tell ya, one of these days, that slice of carbs is gonna get their time to shine.
dapper gyro
The Japanese version is just grabbing a piece of toast and putting it in their m...
That's something I did before I started watching slide of life cartoons.
opaque coyote
sour hornet
but i'll tell ya, one of these days, that slice of carbs is gonna get their time...
What thevfuck is that
opaque coyote
That's something I did before I started watching slide of life cartoons.
Should've continued to do so
Could've been
Kawaii
And anime fr
dapper gyro
Now it is coffee or energy drink in the morning.
opaque coyote
Y'know
I actually fw some of these color schemes
Especially Saint Gaylestine
Rainbow wings actually fit
storm jungle
Y'know
Im pretty sure this also made it to White Dwarf
but i think it was for space marines
(based)
shadow plover
By CerberusXt, probably the only good French out there
queen laurel
but i think it was for space marines
Yeah their work made it into an official white dwarf piece
rocky gale
Yea the Gate Crusher chapter
near wasp
You think alarm systems operate on servitor work or normal humans. Because God damn I feel like a servitor at work rn
storm jungle
Both.
opaque coyote
Im pretty sure this also made it to White Dwarf
I actually think some of these sister color schemes could like
work in general
The Lesbian flag one actually is pretty good looking
vagrant fox
It was funny seeing those get posted and people getting real mad
languid meadow
https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-40k-dreadnought-redemptor-dreadnought-by-th...
just give hima couple of mins and he'll be tasty like a potato
Charlie Kirk got shot
languid meadow
I saw the video and christ what a shot
storm jungle
Lmfao
storm jungle
He just goes down instantly
Having unfortunately watched some war footages out of curiosity a few months back yeah thats probably the most scary part of watching people die. They legit just drop.
queen laurel
Having unfortunately watched some war footages out of curiosity a few months bac...
Yeah I've seen some stuff all it takes is one well place hit and it's enough to drop someone like a sack of potatoes
dapper gyro
This is why people who talk about stopping power and shit are usually bull shit. That includes the war veteran. Under stress, they look at things differently than reality.
opaque coyote
It’s a neck shot
...
I'm not saying I condone it.
dapper gyro
If you get hit while running, you just go face 1st to the ground.
opaque coyote
I would definitely get drunk
near wasp
Ok that's enough
near wasp
Too fucking far. I'm so sick of the political upheaval nobody willing to fucking compromise or talk anymore. People getting shot because they don't believe or think the same way
People ok with somebody potentially losing there life because they don't agree with you is absurd
opaque coyote
crap did i accidentally start a powder keg
hallow saddle
i feel like the US has already gone past "that's enough" months ago
storm jungle
^
dapper gyro
It is the US, children killed on public property for some small pranks...
opaque coyote
yup
storm jungle
No offense but like
hallow saddle
like its fucked and getting worse
opaque coyote
shit
storm jungle
a piece of shit is a piece of shit
im not gonna give a monster any sympathy, sorry lol
hallow saddle
its actually fucked
opaque coyote
im not gonna give a monster any sympathy, sorry lol
like I said
I don't condone it.
hallow saddle
just so happens this latest gun victim was a fascist mouthpiece
arctic talon
He’s said deaths and gun violence are fine to maintain the second amendment, as far as I’m concerned he died for what he believed in.
queen laurel
I also don't want to get political but with the way the US is handling politics and stuff it is going to like a boiling container spilling