#40k-lore-chat

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crisp heath
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Or something like this

storm jungle
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I THINK so?

paper haven
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The inquisition is as much a risk to the average citizen as the forces of Chaos and Xenos

vagrant fox
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"by November 1923, one US dollar was worth 4,210,500,000,000 marks."
It was completely and utterly worthless money, they just burnt it to keep warm from what I remember

summer mural
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god ubisoft makes me upset

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why on earth do they still need you to run a game through uplay and bind it to a uplay account when you have it on steam

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I was helping my friend, he has ac syndicate, then he bought 1 dlc, which has somehow got bound to a different ubisoft account, so he cant play the base game now because ubisoft keeps telling him to use another account to play the dlc, but then if he logs into that account he cant do anything because the basegame is bound to the first account KEKW_ogryn

crisp heath
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Try to get as much profit as they can and dip

summer mural
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well

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I just wanna solve his problem

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right now hes raised a ticket and they are replying, so hopefully that works

crisp heath
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Shit they got him in the infinity loop

summer mural
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or..what I thought can work is he can ask for a refund on the DLC on steam, buy it again and make sure he links it to the correct account with the basegame this time and he bought the dlc like yesterday. its still a gamble because steam can be kinda iffy with dlc refunds I guess

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i dunno how they are with it, they are pretty cool with game refunds (as long as you meet the 2 very simple criteria), but i think they do dlc refunds on case by case basis

crisp heath
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I mean that might work?

violet nexus
tough haven
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GSC have a hive mind where they share info right? That’s how the cult coordinates so well

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So if one sees something critical to the enemies plans, would it matter if you shoot the messenger, so to speak?

celest dome
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Broodmind yes.

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They're not as developed as that, they still need to use the normal communication systems.

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The Broodmind serve more for the Patriarch to give out orders

rose thorn
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No army box for imperial knights thsi time

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I guess they didn’t wanan sell 7 armingers

rocky gale
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They got a Battleforce last Christmas, that's enough for them

paper haven
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It's more of a one way morse code receiver than a hivemind. They can receive basic instructions but can't send information.

rose thorn
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Like all of the 40K Christmas battle forces

rocky gale
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Naa, it's fine

celest willow
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how's life as a deamon

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is it chill or does it also suck

valid needle
storm jungle
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also like, you are a daemon, unless you get trapped in some weapon/machine you can spend literally forever fucking around doing stuff

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its like being a ghost but even more evil lol

queen laurel
storm jungle
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being a daemon is kinda differnet

queen laurel
storm jungle
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daemons are born as paranormal entities

queen laurel
queen laurel
rose thorn
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I can’t remember where but I heard the life of a plague bearer is fucking hell

winged jacinth
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They're cool with it though

rose thorn
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Oh yeah in AOS they are born from the people who died of one of nurgle s diseases

celest dome
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Is also the case in BF/40k

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But honestly I always regarded that suspiciously

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Like Plaguebearers being able to use Sick -> Deads as portal to the real space, and not being born out of it

winged jacinth
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I thought that they were born out of a LOT of people dying to plague

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Like metaphysically that's where new ones come from

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And then they're summoned

spring cairn
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irrc your soul can be reborn as a plaguebearer if u succumb to one of nurgle's plague but i might just be insane

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in fantasy

queen laurel
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yeah if they die to nurgle's rot

winged jacinth
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Idk that much about fantasy but i don't think specific people in 40k have come back as plaguebearers outside of rituals

queen laurel
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which just happens to be one of his most horrific diseases

winged jacinth
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I think the deal is like n [large number] of people die to the rot creating 1 pb

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In most cases

celest dome
winged jacinth
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Otherwise its like ok does nurgle have 10 trillion plaguebearers lol

lament shoal
winged jacinth
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Tertium alone is bordering on a 9 figure population even if the rot got 1% that's a billion plague deaths lol

storm jungle
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Daemon Princes can literally respawn later down the line

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A single marine affecting the entire galactic populace of how many daemon princes can be is also like mad goofy KEK

celest dome
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GW lowered the number of DP cause it just make them less special if there are loads of them

storm jungle
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not quite

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just like every special character theres unprecedented numbers of them

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theres an entire mini dedicated to it

celest dome
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There are as many as the narrative need yes

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But they're more rarely used than they have at some point

storm jungle
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No?

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Daemon Princes dont have a set number, theres billions of them as far as we know, the galaxy is huge.

lament shoal
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Typical

storm jungle
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Fans love sucking sigismund's cock

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Hes a cool character and I say this as his biggest hater but like you can literally go to the lexicanum page of his now and read the things he actually did during the Siege.

rose thorn
storm jungle
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LMAO

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too soon

celest dome
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loregryn Next time someone complain about Eldar causing Slaanesh in 40k, remind them of the Tyranids being here is due to the Imperium\Space Marines

lament shoal
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Is that actually true?

storm jungle
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Yeah it is.

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The Pharos is a pre-Imperial piece of Necron[5c] technology that is able to harness empathy to allow the user to find, communicate, or even teleport to a location they either consciously or subconsciously desired, without the use of the Warp. Instead of routing through the Warp, it connected two points directly within the Materium via quantum en...

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The Pharos was discovered by Humanity on Sotha by Barabas Dantioch during the Horus Heresy and used by Roboute Guilliman as a beacon to attract scattered loyalist forces to his new empire, Imperium Secundus.[1] The Pharos became the subject of battle when the Night Lords under Krukesh discovered the nature of the device and became determined to claim it in order to find the Nightfall and Konrad Curze. In the ensuing Battle of Sotha, Dantioch overloaded the Device to defeat the traitors and its engines fell silent for the first time. Unknown to all involved, this act served to alert the Tyranids to the Galaxy.[2]

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Its bright implosion was seen in the intergalactic void between galaxies where the massive armadas of hive fleets were slumbering inbetween meals before the flash was spotted and then they set course.

lament shoal
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Saving this

storm jungle
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🫡

celest dome
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It's likely that at some point the Tyranids would have found the Milky Way, but they've most likely cause them to arrive much earlier

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And in bigger numbers

lament shoal
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They got the doordash pickup notification 💀

paper haven
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Gotta love that time Guilliman rang the dinner bell

tough haven
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Guilliman just set it on the table

paper haven
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Blame falls on the leader

tough haven
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The fucking agonized screams after a sound like a gunshot got me dying laughin

median star
valid needle
celest willow
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it honestly sounds like a bad deal cause you dont even reap what you sow

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a version of you thats not you gets to

valid needle
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There’s like

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Not very many things that can kill daemon princes nevermind one marine

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But he did slaughter chaos champion after chaos champion.

celest willow
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welp imma go eat peace

storm jungle
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literally having killed gazillions of people to get there serving mega-hell deities

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no way to go but forward I guess

paper haven
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If genocide is wrong then why does god reward me for it?
-Daemon Princes, probably.

crystal forum
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does anybody else's youtube algorithm think you're a 50 year old retiree

hallow saddle
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no but my algo is actual fuckin shit now for some reasonn

hallow saddle
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the same stuff just comes up all the time

storm jungle
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its just mass-slaughter

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omnicide is the term i think?

crystal forum
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especially for music

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impossible to be recommended a new song you like on youtube

hallow saddle
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i dont get it

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theyve cooked youtube

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and i dont understand why

languid meadow
storm jungle
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god i need to watch this movie

arctic talon
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Its really good

rose thorn
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oh really? i expected the new naked gun to be really bad

plush mason
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i think most people did afaik

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but it wouldnt be the first time a movie ended up being better than anyone expected

shadow plover
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it's good

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too short though

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I knew it would be good after the trailer where they made fun of O.J. Simpson

celest dome
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I first saw Liam Neeson in a comedy role in Derry Girl and at that moment I was fully in for him taking those roles

crystal forum
winter vessel
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It was an entertaining film

crystal forum
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jk i dont think it's nearly as funny without the zucker brothers involved

winter vessel
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||when it showed spirit Halloween I lost it.||

crystal forum
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neeson does play a good "straight man turned comedian" though

celest dome
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Leslie Nielsen was in the same situation KEKW_ogryn

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Known for playing more classic roles (though more Love movie than action)

crystal forum
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that's why i said that

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they picked an actor who could be a leslie nielsen

shrewd depot
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There such a thing as dropping titans from orbit?

jade holly
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Pizza done

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I love making homemade pizzas now

winter vessel
celest dome
storm jungle
crystal forum
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that's kinda how titans are deployed if you consider their big drop transports to be drop pods

shrewd depot
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It's funny. Titans are really, really big until you realise 1 macro cannon on a corvette is bigger than a Warlord

storm jungle
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Pretty much.

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Fans also love to wank titan sizes

crystal forum
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like some titans literally deploy with their repair bays

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which are their own fortresses

winter vessel
shrewd depot
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Castigator being the size of the Burj Khalifa and yet its still just a spec compared to some of the smallest ships of the line

storm jungle
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Well yeah

shrewd depot
storm jungle
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we cant exactly have planet sized titans so

storm jungle
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you cannot trust that to space marines

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they are very much their own entity for a reason

shrewd depot
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I mean, I guess that is the whole point

crystal forum
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dilara you read titandeath right

storm jungle
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I have, why

crystal forum
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does it go into detail about titan transport

storm jungle
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Kinda, but its literally just what you know

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they just drop painstakingly by dropships or bigass transports

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its not really anything glamurous

shrewd depot
crystal forum
storm jungle
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A giant combat walker is still too much to give to marines

shrewd depot
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Landraider

winter vessel
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I forgot, did the Dies Irae shoot down the remembrancer’s skiff when they were on Davin and they couldn’t identify it?

storm jungle
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Yeah, which is a tank lol

shrewd depot
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Scout titan

storm jungle
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Yeah

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to Scout for titans

crystal forum
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scout titan means it's mobile

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for a titan

crystal forum
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also you shouldn't be surprised at all that space craft are way bigger than titans lol

shrewd depot
crystal forum
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titans have to go where gravity is

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most imperial ships cant even land

sick copper
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Ok so I'm confused about a thing regarding the ruinous powers. All the "gods" are based on an extreme emotion gone out of control. Khorne is perpetual anger, Slaneesh is extreme pleasures etc. ...what is Tzneetch? He's the god of change, somthing that truly is an inevitable thing in the universe...I understand that extreme rapid change is inherently chaotic but what's the emotional basis?

shrewd depot
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Which honestly just makes me wish Big E succeeded in bringing more Eldar tech to humanity

winter vessel
# storm jungle I think so... 🤔

Okay, I just thought that was hilarious if that’s how Petronella died. 😂. She was so eager to see Horus in action and this would’ve been her first exposure to a battle up close. Reading that part in the book got me laughing and then I found it she survived the crash.

crystal forum
shrewd depot
surreal nest
winter vessel
storm jungle
# sick copper Ok so I'm confused about a thing regarding the ruinous powers. All the "gods" ar...

Tzeentch is a God of Chaos who represents the vitality and volatility of change. Tzeentch is closely associated with sorcery and magic, as well as dynamic mutation, and grand, convoluted scheming. The domains of history, destiny, intrigue and plots are his chief interests, and in pursuit of these aspects he listens to the dreams and hopes of all...

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Tzeentch is a God of Chaos who represents the vitality and volatility of change. Tzeentch is closely associated with sorcery and magic, as well as dynamic mutation, and grand, convoluted scheming. The domains of history, destiny, intrigue and plots are his chief interests, and in pursuit of these aspects he listens to the dreams and hopes of all and watches their plans take form. He is not content to merely observe, however, and chooses to interfere in the skeins of fate in order to fulfil his own, unknowably complex schemes. Tzeentch is known by an endless multitude of names, but the chief titles he bears are the Changer of the Ways, the Master of Fortune, the Great Conspirator and the Architect of Fate.[6]

crystal forum
jade holly
surreal nest
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tzeentch is lowk the god of reddit powerscaling arguments i love him but he pisses me off

crystal forum
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tzeentch is the god of chizophrenia

celest dome
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Khorne is just bloodshed
Slaanesh is just extremes
Nurgle is plagues and decay
Tzeentch is change.
There are common personalities for each (Berserk for Khorne, Vanity/Pride for Slaanesh, Apathy for Nurgle and Ambition for Tzeentch) but they're not their main things

jade holly
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I’m sad

shrewd depot
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In the most basic of terms: Nurgle is stagnation, Khorne is violence, Slaanesh is excess and Tzeentch is fate

jade holly
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I’m on the final 20 episodes of One Piece that are out currently

winter vessel
storm jungle
jade holly
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I started my OP journey in July

storm jungle
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Lmfao

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christ

crystal forum
jade holly
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Mid July even

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Like the 10-13th

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Around there

shrewd depot
crystal forum
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i was actually rooting for maggard at the end

shrewd depot
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Slaanesh is excess of anything

crystal forum
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guy had to put up with so much shit and finally gets a chance at having power

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then he immediately dies

winter vessel
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Bit of a shame

celest dome
storm jungle
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Thats a bit of a massive generalization

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it tends to start that way then hone the more you go forward

sick copper
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Heard it theorized they all there own goals for real space. Khorne wants perpetual violence and war, Nurgle wants everything to rot and decay, Slaneesh wants an eternal decadent party and Tzneetch wants to return the material plane to it's primordial beginnings when everything was limitless chaos but also potential.

storm jungle
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Thats... not a theory thats literally what they do.

crystal forum
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their goals are to keep fucking with realspace with no real end plan

sick copper
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Am new to the lore lol

storm jungle
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Time to read the lexi

crystal forum
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there is no real possible timeline where they win

storm jungle
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The Chaos Gods, also called the Dark Gods or the Ruinous Powers, are powerful beings of the psychic universe known as the Warp, created and sustained by the emotions and souls of every living being of the material universe. Although they are god-like beings, they are by their nature monomaniacal and completely single-minded (formed completely of...

celest dome
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The worlds are just games for them

storm jungle
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Its also confirmed warhammer is in a multiverse.

celest dome
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Competitions to be won and squabbled over

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But the strongest

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Is

crystal forum
celest dome
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And will always be
NUFFLE

crystal forum
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their endless desires leads to them never settling with sustainability

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sounds like

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a certain system

celest dome
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They do, but then they just start new games

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In new existences

crystal forum
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they changed the youtube PC UI in the middle of me listening to something

shrewd depot
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I guess ambition could also be a Slaanesh thing

celest willow
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what the actual hell is up with the lamenters bro

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spider man syndrome

shrewd depot
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They are the Emperor's most tragic sons

storm jungle
tight stratus
storm jungle
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the worst part is this is very lore accurate

tight stratus
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KEKW_ogryn thats hilarious

surreal nest
lofty mason
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The Grey Knights have sanctified bolter rounds. They are sanctified by the blood of a sacrificed person. Per bolt.

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So a bolter rifle magazine costs 20 - 30 humans. Got it.

calm finch
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in otherwords, dont miss...

crystal forum
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that sounds awfully like the SOB blood thing

crystal forum
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right, reddit

lofty mason
crystal forum
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it doesnt really make a lot of sense for grey knights

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but grey knight lore is wacky so whatever

storm jungle
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shut up

vagrant fox
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I think in Sacrifice it describes people being bled for the bolt shells to be purified in that manner

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i forget

storm jungle
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Yeah its official lore

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idk why people see this shit and call it stupid

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thats the point lol

lament shoal
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Didn't they also slaughter a buncha sisters for a similar reason? 💀

storm jungle
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That was more stupid because it made no sense

vagrant fox
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Sorta retconned afaik but yes

storm jungle
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Yea, because like killing the sisters outright is dumb

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using mass sacrificial means on a supply of lives you can eagerly take constantly from a population of gazillions is not.

crystal forum
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even by 40k standards they're stupid

storm jungle
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Also silence Guard Stan.

dapper gyro
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Also, if the bolt can kill something that could kill a 10 men team of guardsmen, then it makes sense for the person to willingly sacrifice themselves, for the greater good.

lament shoal
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Just came back from my local warhammer store and found out that genestealers have bike models

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Which is cool as fuck

sacred ginkgo
lament shoal
sour hornet
crystal forum
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NO

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grey knights crank the stupid levels to 11

crisp heath
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Noooo

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Come on man

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I stg if they start doing parallel shit I'm done

lament shoal
crystal forum
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see im actually fine with that

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they're the OP faction so they should be in situations where they might actually lose

lament shoal
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Yeah but GK glazers don't wanna admit that lol

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Not even counting the custodes and sisters of silence, they'd also have to fight through the dozens of other elite militant groups protecting terra as well as any loyalist chapters who would undoubtedly arrive to help defend it as well

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The grey knights are not winning that shit 😭

crisp heath
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You forget a very big thing tho

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If they got that plot armour

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They would atleast get pretty close I think

lament shoal
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Gw would piss so many people off if they ever wrote the GKs winning in that situation

crisp heath
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Yeah KEKW_ogryn

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Would be wonderful

arctic talon
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Technically lol

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Same with the weird flayed one dimension

crisp heath
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Ah man please don't ruin this for me Sitgryn

arctic talon
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And whatever the fuck necron deathmarks use

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Which might just be a pocket dimension

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But they use it to wait and teleport around

crisp heath
arctic talon
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lol

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Well “teleport”

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Remember whenever a necron deathmark teleports

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They had to run between the 2 spots

lament shoal
# crisp heath Would be wonderful

It would suck man, like if it ever happened you just know it would be because some fucking corp at gw wanted their favorite faction to win for no reason 😭

crisp heath
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I did not know this bahaha

arctic talon
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There’s some weird distance dilation going on

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But necron deathmark teleportation is like a nether portal

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Lmao

crisp heath
arctic talon
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But Necrons have 2 weird parallel dimensions going on

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One for flayed ones

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Which is how they move between places

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And the other is for necron deathmarks

crisp heath
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You mean we killed ourselves whaaa KEKW_ogryn

lament shoal
arctic talon
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Who just use it to “teleport” or hide

lament shoal
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Everyone else from my experience thinks its dumb

crisp heath
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I'm not really a gk fan

arctic talon
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The terminus decree makes sense in universe as a

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Everything is going to shit plan

crisp heath
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It doesn't it's stupid

arctic talon
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Yes it does

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The emperor literally will turn into a chaos god at some point

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lol

tough haven
lament shoal
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Like you don't even have to be an imperium fan. If you're knowledgeable enough on the lore it should be obvious to you that the GKs would not win in that situation

arctic talon
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The grey knights will not win

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There is literally 0 chance for them to win

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But it exists as a deranged contingency plan

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In case the emperor is going to become the dark king lmao

crisp heath
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But the whole thing here is they are writing themselves into another corner

arctic talon
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Not really

crystal forum
arctic talon
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The emperor inevitably becoming a chaos god can happen after the setting is dead

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It’s not a corner

crisp heath
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Ok so big e will become chaos that kinda just ends the whole thing

crystal forum
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like in the scenario where the emp is clearly having some bad shit happen

arctic talon
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I mean we already know

arctic talon
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The imperium is going to die

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Like explicitly

crystal forum
arctic talon
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The imperium is going to inevitably die

crystal forum
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if GW wants GK to win they can win

crisp heath
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Ah well I don't feel bad for them

arctic talon
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And the emperor will (someday) ascend into a chaos god

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What that time scale is

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Is up to GW to set

crystal forum
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even some custodes could take the side of GK just think about it

arctic talon
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(Aka when this setting becomes like whfb and is actively losing GW money)

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If the emperor is going to become the dark king the real question is how does that work

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For the custodes like

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Loyalty to him

crystal forum
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they can't hate the emp but if the emp changes into another warp being then custodes could be like ayo wtf

crisp heath
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But they won't ever do that because profit

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So it's fkn stupid

arctic talon
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Well they’ll do it when 40K dies

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lol

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Which is like

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20 years off at least I’d say

crystal forum
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they'll have GK fight him and sit him back down

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boom, nothing major changes

arctic talon
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Whfb got blown up because it was selling like shit

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lol

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The emperor becoming the dark king and the imperium dying thing

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Is GW’s break in case of severe money loss glass

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lol

crisp heath
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🤷‍♂️

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I'm just saying is all

arctic talon
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Anyways 40K already has parallel dimensions

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Technically

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The warp, necron stuff and like

crystal forum
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the emp is written on purpose to forever be edging his ascention

arctic talon
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If you count it the fucking webway

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lol

crystal forum
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like so many end time prophecies in 40k

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OooOOh it might happen next edition i swear

arctic talon
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It won’t

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lol

crystal forum
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emp lore sucks you have to embrace it

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everything involving emp sucks ass

arctic talon
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The closest GW came to blowing up 40K was 8e

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If 8e did like shit financially

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I think GW would have endtimes’d 40K

crisp heath
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Yeah he's just a bit of a cunt tbh

crystal forum
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he's just a plot device

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since he can't be a character ever

crisp heath
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I suppose he "was" a cunt

crystal forum
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he still is

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you can be sure of that

lament shoal
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Its 40k, everyone's a cunt

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Lol

crisp heath
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He's a psychic cunt now

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Not a physical one

lament shoal
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He was always a psychic cunt tbh

crystal forum
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even his appearance has never been consistent

crisp heath
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Yeah but I mean when he's on his throne he's kinda just like a Xmas tree sending a signal out to the galaxy KEKW_ogryn

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So people can travel back to terra

crystal forum
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nah they use it for all space travel

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if he dies the entire imperium dies

arctic talon
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It’s like a compass/lighthouse basically

crisp heath
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I thought it was mainly for if your really far out it shows the way back

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But apparantly there is parts of space where you will not see it

crystal forum
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that's how much of a dumb end times edge he is

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he cant simply be a powerful figure of the religion

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he has to also be the biggest fucking macguffin in the setting

arctic talon
crisp heath
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Like your so far away from any known and charted space , there was a audio book about a ship trying to locate it

arctic talon
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Or in some really fucked up places

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lol

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Like the ghoul and halo stars

crisp heath
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They were like in the ghoul stars iirc

dapper gyro
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Human has tech to nagivate without the big E, but such thing is deemed heretical because there is no faith in the big E.

arctic talon
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The ghoul stars are just fucked up

crisp heath
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And then a bunch of shit happens

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And everyone dies

arctic talon
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lol

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Whenever they find it

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They send out teams to destroy that shit

crystal forum
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it's also always slower than navi methods

dapper gyro
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Oh yeah, to protect their status...

arctic talon
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There’s ways that are faster

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Void compasses exist

crystal forum
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imperium has like the fastest FTL travel apart from webway

arctic talon
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Though the navigators you know

crisp heath
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Those creatures that come from the stars fkd them right up

arctic talon
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Hate it

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And they just destroy it

crisp heath
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I forget what there called

crystal forum
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necron

arctic talon
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There’s a lot of horrid creatures in the ghoul stars

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lol

crisp heath
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There like ghouls

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But they are alive and sentient

crystal forum
#

somebody watched youtube shorts

dapper gyro
#

All of the Dark age stuff are faster than whatever the Imperium is using.

crisp heath
#

Nah audio book actually

arctic talon
#

Might be an unnamed horror

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lol

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GW let’s authors play loose with ghoul and halo star shit

crisp heath
#

Audio books are good , its a worry w ai though

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I worry about ai making books

dapper gyro
#

Chaos princes and champions get destroyed in the ghoul stars, not even Tzeentch knows what the fuck is there.

crystal forum
#

black library has too many incentives to hire british voice actors

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they wont use AI

dapper gyro
#

Tzeentch... god of knowledge my arses.

crisp heath
#

Most of the YouTube audio books have actually been written w ai it's a trend lately

#

Shardwalkers is ai

crystal forum
#

the books themselves?

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AI books are so clearly written by AI

crisp heath
#

I'm not too sure on how it works but you can kinda tell if you listen to scentence structure

crystal forum
#

oh you mean the voice

crisp heath
#

No

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The words the voice is reading

crystal forum
#

just dont listen to new books ig

#

so many classics to read

crisp heath
#

I need to start reading again

#

Audio books are not the same

arctic talon
#

GW is very proud of being British

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To the point of being a detrimental to their profit

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Lol

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Since all book printing/miniature production is UK only

crisp heath
#

Might explain why there prices are so fucked lmao

arctic talon
#

Their prices are

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Not the worst for miniatures for wargaming

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Which is fucking hilarious

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Especially for the quality

crisp heath
#

If your paying worse than warhammer prices you have been scammed KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
#

Infinity is much higher quality but you’re gona deal with pewter or resin

arctic talon
#

I just know there are worse prices

#

lol

#

Warmachine is way worse nowadays

crisp heath
#

Jesus that's crazy

#

Warmachine used to be the cheap alternative

arctic talon
#

And its 3d printed(mostly)

#

Yeah no warmachine prices are fucked now

#

lol

crisp heath
#

Back in the day 70$ for the starter kit jack set

arctic talon
#

It’s like 80$ usd excluding shipping

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For a squad + some spare change

crisp heath
#

And that's a whole army pretty much

#

Minus some scouts and a heavy

#

But some of the boxes had a heavy jack

arctic talon
#

But yeah GW prices I find easier to swallow compared to some historicals

crisp heath
#

The russain themed faction had the best box

arctic talon
#

Because holy shit

crisp heath
#

Oh yeah

arctic talon
#

Some historicals are absurdly expensive

#

For miniatures that look god awful

crisp heath
#

Historicals are actually sculpts tho

arctic talon
#

Well

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Not infantry

crisp heath
#

The amount of detail on some of em

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Especially when you go to like 32mm

arctic talon
#

I’m willing to pay higher prices for model vehicles

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But not for some of the systems infantry

crisp heath
#

Perry miniatures makes some gorgeous stuff

arctic talon
#

Yeah

crisp heath
#

I actually gotta admit I feel Like thar black powder book is so fun

#

That's like actually really well done

arctic talon
#

You’re basically playing Russian roulette with historicals tbh

#

In terms of quality

crisp heath
#

Yeah 50/50

#

I have a box full of Puter napoleonic Prussians

#

From like the 90s or something

#

Back when you could only order models through magazines n stuff

#

Pretty sure gw was like this w white dwarf 🤔

sour hornet
arctic talon
crisp heath
arctic talon
#

Nowadays white dwarf doesn’t have advertisements in it

#

Well

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Not the same sort of advertisement lol

surreal nest
crisp heath
#

Someone was here a while back w the actual stats of a gk vs a custodes

#

I can't remember but

arctic talon
#

Tabletop stats are always an abstraction

crisp heath
#

Nah he was talking lore wise

surreal nest
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Yeah but the idea that it's just going to be an outright siege of terra is so illiterate

arctic talon
#

Ah

crisp heath
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If the sisters of silence wernt there

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Cooked

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I'm pretty sure mb I got this wrong

surreal nest
#

"if the emperor starts ascending, kill em john" is the most basic secret society plotline ever there are million different options present to GW

crisp heath
#

If they did kill big e

#

What would happen

surreal nest
#

everything explodes probably

crisp heath
#

The entity he made his deal with, well actually nah I take that back bruh

surreal nest
#

the emperor is a very well shaken can of diet coke

crisp heath
#

It's not confirmed but it's pretty likely

#

One does not just become a tall man w a sword made of fire from waking up in a good mood

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You can't tell me 11.5 feet is a normal height 💀

#

That's either some spooky power or he's on alot of roids

arctic talon
# crisp heath If they did kill big e

Step 1: terra explodes into a new eye of terror

Step 2: the collective death and suffering of the quadrillions on Terra, Mars, ect. However big the new eye is fuels the emperors ascension into a new chaos god or greatly empowers the existing chaos gods and the emperor fails to ascend

It’s why the terminus decree doesn’t say to kill the emperor. It says to put him back on the throne

crisp heath
#

Ohh

#

Ok so I was misinformed

#

I thought terminus decree was to kill him

#

It makes abit more sense now lmao

arctic talon
#

Yeah no killing the emperor is a terrible idea lmao

crisp heath
#

Can u see why I thought it was a dumb ass idea before 😭

arctic talon
#

Though if the emperor stops focusing on keeping the webway tear under Terra closed

#

Uhhhh

#

It might happen anyways

#

💀

crisp heath
#

💀

#

Oof

arctic talon
#

Yeah Magnus’s little fuck up

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Wasn’t a little one

crisp heath
lament shoal
crisp heath
#

Didn't he cause fkn portals to open up all over terra KEKW_ogryn

surreal nest
crisp heath
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Or he mucked up his dad's project causing something really bad

#

I can't member

lament shoal
arctic talon
arctic talon
surreal nest
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Im just saying be more reasonable, if the emperor genuinely starts ascending I can only imagine how insane terra is going to look

crisp heath
#

Man 💀

surreal nest
#

Who knows maybe the GK slip in during the chaos

#

Million options

lament shoal
crisp heath
#

I loved how during the seige of terra the warps presence was so strong it was messing w logistics maps anything to do w navigation

surreal nest
#

If GW ever does follow up this storyline I am expecting something wacky and fun

#

Im just too sweet and whimsical for this world

crisp heath
#

I assume

#

That's magnus fault ?

arctic talon
#

Nah that was just

#

Chaos being chaos

crisp heath
#

Or was this just because there was a large concentration of despair

#

Ah

#

Emotions n what not

arctic talon
#

It’s likely the chaos gods

#

Forced that into reality

lament shoal
crisp heath
#

Interesting loregryn

lament shoal
#

So they're gonna put him back on a throne that no longer functions

#

Then what lol

#

Everyone dies ig

arctic talon
#

The throne might still function

crisp heath
#

Either way

arctic talon
#

After he gets shoved back on

#

lol

crisp heath
#

The imperium is cooked

arctic talon
#

It’s a Hail Mary in universe

#

lol

crisp heath
lament shoal
crisp heath
#

Supprised they haven't brought anyone from Mars to try reboot him yet

lament shoal
#

"If your emperor is not responding, try turning him off and on again."

crisp heath
#

Unplug the wall turn the switch off wait 30 seconds and try again

arctic talon
#

There’s some inquisitors who want to kill him

#

So he is “reborn”

lament shoal
#

Radicals am I right? KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
#

LOL

#

Yeah

crisp heath
#

I remeber someone telling me about there philosophys whatthefuck_heresy

vagrant fox
crisp heath
#

Istavatism is a very interesting one KEKW_ogryn

#

Khorne would approve

surreal nest
#

Dark angels are so fucking weird

crisp heath
#

Istavitism is basically just carnage for no reason

#

Starting shit and watching it go down

#

I'm pretty sure there seen as heretics

surreal nest
crisp heath
#

Very interesting tho lmao

#

politica

vagrant fox
#

Sometimes you gotta stress test your systems

crisp heath
#

It reminds me of one that's like this in real life

#

It revolves around war because war makes ALOT of money

#

The US does it to destabilize others

#

You basically fund a group then just pretend like you never knew them

#

And deny all affiliation

#

Isis was funded by the Corps to fight the taliban

lament shoal
#

Also the fact that the inquisition is fighting literal wars over what date it is in the galaxy is so hilariously silly

#

I love it

crisp heath
#

They are??

#

Lmao is this why it's always really vague on the date

lament shoal
#

Yeah lmfao

crisp heath
#

Somewhere around m41 ass

#

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

#

Actually tbf tho

#

We are not that different KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
#

Also it’s M42

crisp heath
#

There's a Like MASSIVE part of our history just gone

#

I'm pretty sure in a game I was playing it was set around m41

#

Or leading up to m42

#

The dark ages for example

#

We just stopped recording what was going on

#

It's such a bad term "the dark ages"

arctic talon
#

Most 40K lore is 999.M41

crisp heath
#

It makes it sound like something it is not

arctic talon
#

Or 9XX.M41

#

Newer lore is mostly 02X.M42 at latest

#

It’s 20 something years into the indomitus crudade

crisp heath
#

I heard a theory that they were killing the scholars around those ages

#

And that kinda actually could be it but

#

Kinda like how artists in medieval painted stupid on purpose to not mock God

vagrant fox
#

Didn't Guilliman take a look personally and figured the pinpointing the exact date could be off by ~1000 years

#

Or was that memelore

crisp heath
#

They should just all reset their clocks

#

Problem solved

arctic talon
#

The date got hard set to M.42

#

By Ordo chronos

#

And guillimans decree

crisp heath
#

Smh who missed the meeting

arctic talon
#

And then Ordo chronos started killing each other

#

Over what the actual date was

vagrant fox
#

Off by a bit, close enough

arctic talon
#

Due to “some” time dilation

crisp heath
#

I mean

#

Why start killing each other tho

#

Thats just stoopid

vagrant fox
#

Why not

#

Imperials kill for dumber reasons

lament shoal
# crisp heath Smh who missed the meeting

Imagine being the inquisitor who missed the important chronos meeting because you were stuck in the bathroom trying to flush out the extra spicy fajitas you ate last night, only to accidentally start a war because you weren't there to present your findings to the group? KEKW_ogryn

crisp heath
#

It's almost like the people who beilve in human supremacy actually don't give a damn if you below them

crisp heath
#

Comes back to the room every ones dead and dieing

#

Uhhh

#

Slowly walks out and closes the door KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
#

And escalate to violence

#

To prove a point

crisp heath
#

Now again tho , also average day in the 'perium

vagrant fox
#

Heretical calendars are not to be tolerated

crisp heath
#

The ignorance really pisses me off ngl KEKW_ogryn

#

Superstitious fools

arctic talon
#

Oh also the Ordo chronos somehow fucking removed themselves from existence

#

For 3 years

#

This is not a joke

lament shoal
#

Don't you see? That calendar is an agent of chaos!

vagrant fox
#

Then add the problem of time just flowing differently depending on where you are and it gets really exciting

arctic talon
#

The entire Ordo chronos got wiped from the timeline before returning

#

lol

arctic talon
#

Guilliman has already been to imperium nihlus in imperium nihlus and left it

#

He has not gone to imperium nihlus in imperium Sanctus

crisp heath
#

Lmao

arctic talon
#

Warp corruption of real space is funny

#

Time dilation is funnier

lament shoal
crisp heath
#

What's time dilation explained for a idiot

#

Hell yeah

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

Ah

#

Got ya

arctic talon
#

Guilliman who has not left in Sanctus yet

#

Arrived in nihlus

#

As his trip went backwards in time in nihlus

crisp heath
#

Lol what

lament shoal
crisp heath
#

Um sire we were not expecting you for another 3 months

lament shoal
#

Like that time some heresy era nightlords got stuck in the warp on their ship and were transported to 40k lmao

crisp heath
#

Does that mean

#

That they are talking to 2 different gumboot guerillasuits

#

At the same time

#

Ugh this making my brain hurt ngl

arctic talon
#

Now there’s only one again

#

lol

crisp heath
#

What makes this scary is

#

This could be the 7th angron coming this week to you KEKW_ogryn

#

Jfc

#

Sorry 8 is his number my bad

crisp heath
#

Ew

#

Why does nurgle assume these are gifts

#

I do not want whatever he's giving

lament shoal
crisp heath
#

Keep it and double it for the next guy

#

Tyvm

lament shoal
crisp heath
#

I like this

lament shoal
#

Also this one lmao

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

That gaurdsmen like what tf am I looking at and WHAT AM I SMELLING RN

#

Typhus was a way better charecter than morty

lament shoal
#

I wanna put a nurgling into a pool of lysol and watch it fucking dissolve

crisp heath
#

But

#

But he's just a lil guy

lament shoal
crisp heath
#

Yeah they really do tbh haha

opaque coyote
#

Mmm yes very compelling choices

#

Tbh I kinda hate it when all the choices are completely dogshit.

#

Like I get it, reality doesn't have a complete "good ending" choice

crisp heath
#

Fallout 4 did this to me

opaque coyote
#

But at the same time like

crisp heath
#

Nothing made sense

opaque coyote
#

C'mon some are obviously gonna be worse than others

#

Like there's a reason why New Vegas has the Legion.

crisp heath
#

Nv was great w factions

opaque coyote
#

It is objectively the worst choice

#

You only choose it if you want the world to burn

crisp heath
#

Nah i disagree it felt like they would keep going without your presence fallout 4 it's entirely reliant on you it's weird

opaque coyote
#

You can argue between House, the NCR, and even yourself technically in terms of how "good" they are. Hell that's partially how the game is still alive.

But the Legion is just

crisp heath
#

Like if you stop thinking about the story in 4

#

It stops

#

Lmao

#

Ave caeser , crucify degeneracy

#

For the legion whatthefuck_heresy

opaque coyote
#

The institute is underground

#

And none of the factions have a way to find it

crisp heath
#

I love the legion cause they wear the armour of factions they have defeated

#

But they are the baddies yes

opaque coyote
#

Yeah I think that is the best part about NV

#

The war would go on without you

crisp heath
#

Yus

opaque coyote
#

Meanwhile all the factions literally need you

#

Except ironically the Institute

crisp heath
#

Your even streamlined into it

#

Exactly like skyrim lmao

opaque coyote
#

The Institute literally does nothing.

I don't even mean that as an insult

crisp heath
#

Free choice my ass

opaque coyote
#

Their goal is to wait it out

lament shoal
#

Man fuck the institute, me and my revolutionary war homies nuked that place

crisp heath
#

No matter what you will play the exact same game you played last time lmao KEKW_ogryn

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

Unless you mod the fuck out of it

opaque coyote
#

The Railroad is too small

crisp heath
#

F4 factions just pissed me off

opaque coyote
#

And eventually would be destroyed if we go by the main questline where the Institute eventually finds their base

#

So all that's really left is the BoS

arctic talon
#

The Railroad isn't a real faction

#

in FO4 lol

lament shoal
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

well they are, but they're not actually trying to establish any sort of government

opaque coyote
#

It would've made more sense

arctic talon
#

The Railroad should have been anti slavery in general and connected to the old common wealth government that imploded

#

or the Minutemen

opaque coyote
#

Sorry not institute

crisp heath
#

Synth rights bro... you guys are advocating for clankers

opaque coyote
#

Minutemen and Railroad

#

There you go

arctic talon
#

I mean Synths are literally human

#

lol

crisp heath
#

Kill them all

arctic talon
#

from a philsophical standpoint

opaque coyote
#

Curie

arctic talon
#

they're sentient and sapient

crisp heath
#

Nah the first ones wernt

arctic talon
#

well

#

I mean the current Gen

#

lol

lament shoal
arctic talon
#

but yes gen 1 and 2 aren't uh

#

aren't sentient

#

or sapient

opaque coyote
#

Like

arctic talon
#

3rd gen synths are basicially just clones with machine bits shoved in

#

yeah

opaque coyote
#

You actually see the process

crisp heath
#

I find it insulting to humans to be seen as the same as a synthetic KEKW_ogryn

opaque coyote
#

Their skeletons are natural

arctic talon
#

they're more grown

#

then manufactured

#

imo

crisp heath
#

They lack the main thing that matters tho lmao

arctic talon
#

not really?

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

I mean they kinda do

opaque coyote
#

It was genuinely fascinating

crisp heath
#

They are programmed

opaque coyote
#

Remove it

#

And they can't

arctic talon
#

they're still sentient and sapient flesh and blood

#

the only reason they're programable is due to something thats shoved in their brain

crisp heath
#

Still tho

#

Not human

#

Machine

#

And blood

arctic talon
#

anyways point being they should be treated as sentient and sapient people

#

lol

#

the railroad isn't wrong on that

#

but the railroad not being anti slavery as a whole is

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

stupid lol

lament shoal
#

76 was quite fun last time I played it. Made a friend here

opaque coyote
#

Have the railroad have the same goal with the minutemen

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

So are we gonna start giving our androids rights soon lmao

opaque coyote
#

With like a branch focused on saving sy ths

crisp heath
#

They are literally a tool

lament shoal
opaque coyote
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

they're not thinking

#

lol

#

Synths literally posses sentient and sapiance

crisp heath
#

I see making this as mocking God

arctic talon
#

thats my cutoff point personally

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

in terms of philosphy

opaque coyote
#

Do better then

#

Skill issue

crisp heath
#

We shouldn't try create

arctic talon
#

if something is sentient and sapient

crisp heath
#

It doesn't work ever

arctic talon
#

then its considered a "person"

#

I mean current machine learning is fascinating

#

LLMs suck

crisp heath
#

Look at the scientists who play God and make shit worse

arctic talon
#

but machine learning has actual uses

#

in regards to certian fields

crisp heath
#

Lol how did I manage that

arctic talon
#

its not a thinking machine

crisp heath
#

Tagged myself

arctic talon
#

Discord is fucky sometimes

#

lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Anywas point being we're absurdly far from anything remotely sentient

#

let alone sapient

#

lol

crisp heath
#

I see machines as a tool and nit to ever be devolved beyond this

arctic talon
#

The Synths are literally just clones

#

they jammed a bunch of machines into

lament shoal
opaque coyote
#

Honestly, there is a 50% chance that if we create a skynet equivalent

It wouldn't even fucking

#

Kill us all

#

It'd just give up

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

Rokos basilisk is very scary

arctic talon
#

its also not real

crisp heath
#

Yeah lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

unless it is in which that case its too late anyways lol

opaque coyote
#

Activate electric signals

arctic talon
#

But yeah 3rd gen Synths are literally clones

#

which is my whole thing with them personally

opaque coyote
#

And then dip in some weird fucking

crisp heath
#

It's a philosophical veiw but that being said

opaque coyote
#

Flesh vat?

arctic talon
#

its likely some sort of super stem cell thing

#

lol

opaque coyote
#

To make the skin

opaque coyote
#

Genuinely mesmerizing

#

Idk I guess it's the part where they literally sew muscle and tissue onto a skeleton

#

That shit looks cool

#

Even if it's slightly janky because

crisp heath
#

Where's the flesh coming from?

opaque coyote
#

Bethesda

crisp heath
#

Lmao

#

They surely aren't growing this in labs

opaque coyote
#

Lab grown meat is genuinely considered a thing

#

They got everything else down. The nutrients, the protein, etc.

The problem is

#

The taste

crisp heath
#

I know but the synths are explained as boogeyman and people go missing..

opaque coyote
#

It just tastes like garbage

arctic talon
#

we can already grow flesh in a lab environment irl

#

though not via cloning(generally)

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

It's probably just rumor but cmon

arctic talon
#

oh well

#

the institute does fucking kidnap people

#

and replace them lol

crisp heath
#

Yah

arctic talon
#

lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

its not

#

their goal is isolationism

#

and research

opaque coyote
#

Well the way it's communicated makes it unclear

arctic talon
#

yea

opaque coyote
#

Not the actual goal

arctic talon
#

the institue also sucks writing wise

#

lol

opaque coyote
#

I like the Institute's designs

#

The art team did a wonderful job with it

crisp heath
#

They think they did a plot twist w your son but it was really just fucking dumb KEKW_ogryn

opaque coyote
#

I don't like voice protagonists for RPGs

#

And I hope they never do it again

arctic talon
#

Their voice acting was good

opaque coyote
#

But I do admit that both of the VAs did a wonderful job

crisp heath
#

Yeah the VA was good in that

arctic talon
#

unfortunately it also has the curse of having a voice acted RPG protaganist lol

#

There's only a few games where I think a voiced protaganist is good

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

mostly due to the protaganist having a pre established personality

opaque coyote
#

"Give me my son back. GIVE ME SHAUN."

crisp heath
#

I like halos approach to it

arctic talon
#

and like actual traits

#

lol

#

well Halo isn't an RPG

#

but Chief and Noble 6 are both stoic, slightly sociopathic, maladjusted killing machines

crisp heath
#

no ik but THE WHOLE REASON CHEIF KEEPS HIS MASK ON IS SO WE CAN PRETEND WE ARE HIM , Having him remove it on the series made me so mad

arctic talon
#

Tbf

#

we already had that ruined

#

way earlier lol

#

with the comics

crisp heath
#

Yeah true that

opaque coyote