The worst literary choice Rowling ever made
#40k-lore-chat
opaque coyote
Because it literally just
Instantly kills a person
There's not really any creativity
It doesn't like kill anything including aging objects
It just
Kills living things
Like that's boring as shit
Like possession?
A literal torture spell?
That's interesting
And then you got what's basically a gun
I still want to visit Italy
Try out the food
Visit the remains of the Roman Empire
Etc.
Visit Venice before it floods due to global warming
vagrant fox
Italy's nice as long as you don't get in a car
crystal forum
i want to visit the boring parts of the world
opaque coyote
Italy's nice as long as you don't get in a car
huh?
opaque coyote
i want to visit the boring parts of the world
Go to Ohio
I'm not even joking
Like
opaque coyote
The only reason why the "only in Ohio" memes are there is because the state is so boring that it drives the people mad
crystal forum
i want to die in an abandoned mine shaft
opaque coyote
there's boring and then there's corn
Agriworld moment
crystal forum
i already can go to northern canada dumass
opaque coyote
Go to the ass end of nowhere greenland for a month
Iceland sounds interesting to visit ngl
vagrant fox
yeah but canada stinks
crystal forum
it's literally the same as greenland
vagrant fox
but canada
crystal forum
if you go north enough
median star
bur its not green 
vagrant fox
Iceland is nice, I should visit my family there
opaque coyote
bur its not green <:2yos:694588506072285196>
Love how the name is literally a psyop
opaque coyote
I also want to visit Fr@nce
And Scotland
And the UK if they manage to get over the TERF syndrome
...
Seriously TERF actually sounds like a disease
median star
id like to go to bhutan one day
opaque coyote
"HE GOT THE TERF. I NEED 10 CCs OF GENDER FLUID STAT!"
median star
No idea why
scouting for the invasion
opaque coyote
@crystal forum also all of my LGBTQ+ friends call each other the fslur
I heard it's common
hallow saddle
based
opaque coyote
Is it similar to how black ppl say the n word all the time
Especially since they don't say the full word
Just the British cigarette version
crystal forum
<@334401214437654531> also all of my LGBTQ+ friends call each other the fslur
i try my best
to use it more often
rocky gale
Yea it's quite common
opaque coyote
So now we have two cases of people trying to reclaim a slur
Oh
Oh great
The DoJ is trying to take guns away from trans people
Party of guns my ass
nocturne crest
Yep.
sacred ginkgo
The DoJ is trying to take guns away from trans people
On what grounds
nocturne crest
They're saying that trans people are too mentally unwell to own guns.
sacred ginkgo
I was going to ask how you justify that but I immediately thought of two “passable in court with an expensive lawyer” reasons
sacred ginkgo
They're saying that trans people are too mentally unwell to own guns.
Called it
It’s fine anyway
I never really planned on owning a gun
Just an “antique”
opaque coyote
On what grounds
The Minneapolis Church Shooting has lead to preliminary talks about how we're too mentally unwell
Or something
Ignoring the literally hundreds of other shooters
All of whom aren't trans
This is literally the first one
sacred ginkgo
Brain damage
opaque coyote
Also said shooter was also a Nazi
A
Nazi
Trans
Church shooter
????
How the fu
sacred ginkgo
Super brain damage
opaque coyote
Also are they just gonna ignore the fucking NAZI PART
vagrant fox
It's not the first time is it
sacred ginkgo
The most drastic outlier you could possibly point to
vagrant fox
There was the whole Black Panther situation
opaque coyote
Remember when the FBI declared white supremacy domestic terrorism as a threat?
opaque coyote
We were
arctic talon
lol
opaque coyote
So close
sacred ginkgo
The person is an accelerationist doomsday cult person
I need elaboration on this right now
This has become wildly interesting
arctic talon
I need elaboration on this right now
The Neo Nazi sect they’re from believes in an apocalypse to wipe everything clean and restart
lol
Is the tldr
sacred ginkgo
How does this shit happen
How does that combination of traits and beliefs in a person possibly coexist
nocturne crest
There are people on the left who believes this as well.
arctic talon
A variety of things
Also yeah accelerationist doomsday cults are
Across the political spectrum
This one is just a Neo Nazi one
nocturne crest
We should accelerate the destructive nature of capitalism in order to bring a socialist utopia.
opaque coyote
How does that combination of traits and beliefs in a person possibly coexist
Extreme disassociation and/or self hatred
crystal forum
We should accelerate the destructive nature of capitalism in order to bring a so...
i'd rather get rid of all hierarchy to get rid of this shit for good
nocturne crest
Hell, you had the posadists from the 1960s, who argue that nuclear war would lead to communism becoming the only way forward and there would be aliens that could help us.
vagrant fox
There is one beautiful solution and it is to guillotine every CEO and politician spare no one
It's a good plan trust me
sacred ginkgo
There are people on the left who believes this as well.
Well yeah mental illness doesn’t discriminate across political views
crystal forum
politics are all bad just get rid of it 
crystal forum
Well yeah mental illness doesn’t discriminate across political views
calling it mental illness gives it too much credit
some fully sane people believe in this stuff
arctic talon
Generally speaking accelerationists come from extreme dissatisfaction and hatred of their current life and situation
Calling it insanity is a stretch yeah
Because some people do just think that it’s how it’s “supposed to be”
crystal forum
there is an odd amount of trans right wing anarchists
that side of the political compass specifically attracts a lot of people like that
just look at rationalism
yea i keep bringing up rationalism lately
but seriously go read how stupid that reddit system is
vagrant fox
Rationalism is a really funny thing to call your point of view
Yeah my philosophy is being right
crystal forum
rationalists believe that human emotion clouds judgement
but they take it to the extreme
like you shouldn't feel ANYTHING
and yes this does attract a lot of autistic people
how could you tell
median star
The Neo Nazi sect they’re from believes in an apocalypse to wipe everything clea...
close enough welcome back charles manson
crystal forum
woven plank
nocturne crest
there is an odd amount of trans right wing anarchists
I blame Fallout New Vegas.
median star
i blame martha speaks
opaque coyote
you literally can't get a more tumblr origin story
I think the funniest part is that fanfic is only second to
My immortal
In how infamous it is in the HP community
opaque coyote
Yeah it is
Fully well known for being one of the worst fucking things
crystal forum
i just know it's very popular among rationalists
opaque coyote
It's their equivalent to like
"WHAT IF GOKU WAS BETRAYED AND STUCK IN THE TIME CHAMBER FOR 10 TRILLION YEARS??"
crystal forum
well did you know this fanfiction is linked to a death cult laati
the zizians as posted above
opaque coyote
F a n t a s t i c
crystal forum
turns out when you think you're one of the chosen few who can save the world you're more susceptible to being in a cult
also rationalists unironically believe in rocko's basilisk which should tell you enough about their philosophical literacy
crystal forum
you know why rationalism is way worse?
arctic talon
No
opaque coyote
i know nothing about the HP community
crystal forum
the people behind that surveillance company
forgot the name
pantera or something
crystal forum
i'll mistype his name all day
vagrant fox
That company having the name palantir is making tolkien spin so fast in his grave
hallow saddle
theres a sick Behind the Bastards on thiel
crystal forum
yoooo
crystal forum
i regret not listening to that podcast earleir
i saw they had like 5 views and thought they were below my worthiness
crystal forum
https://www.reddit.com/r/HPfanfiction/s/o9Zu16biss
im not surprised
rationalism is literally a belief that you're a marie sue
opaque coyote
im not surprised
Also the fanfic has Draco plan to uh
Sexually assault Luna Lovegood
Like
Out loud
crystal forum
i hate that these clowns think they're anarchist
paper haven
I heard an actually educated person review that fanfic and he tore it to shreds
crystal forum
any dipshit can hate the government
crystal forum
at least right wingers call themselves libertarians if they have self respect
paper haven
crystal forum
what
arctic talon
In which that case yeah sure idfc anymore go for it
crystal forum
anarchy isn't a belief in chaos wolf
it's a belief in the removal of large hierarchy
arctic talon
The lack of any sort of large heiarchy is chaos
vagrant fox
One of the strangest cases I ever met was an anarchist primitivists who wore glasses and needed medicine to live but wanted to go back to a hunter gatherer society
Very puzzling
crystal forum
The lack of any sort of large heiarchy is chaos
and that's why i didn't say all hierarchy
crystal forum
communities can survive fine without the need of bureaucracy in the real world
crystal forum
One of the strangest cases I ever met was an anarchist primitivists who wore gla...
i dont understand them either but i do get the hatred of modern technology
arctic talon
You’re not going to convince me personally
lol
I think a decent level of order and hierarchy is a good thing
It doesn’t need to be stratified
crystal forum
that's why i'm more of an anarcho syndicalist kind of guy these days
i want pure democratic hierarchy
carried and held up by the people
not a third class of blood sucking politicians and bankers
arctic talon
My political beliefs/j
vagrant fox
very valid
crystal forum
also i finally have an excuse for hating both communists and capitalists
arctic talon
lol
My parents would beat me black and blue if they ever heard me say communism is a good thing
Same with my grandparents
vagrant fox
I don't even really have a political belief anymore I just hate politicians
crystal forum
the error with communism is it still has big hierarchy which itself is weak to corruption and nepotism
there should not be a ruling class at all
whether it's the communist intellectuals or the capitalist entrepreneurs
arctic talon
Communism is flawed because it literally collapses the moment there’s a large number of people involved
arctic talon
Ethereal caste irl
crystal forum
Communism is flawed because it literally collapses the moment there’s a large nu...
or, hear me out, communism achieved exactly what the founders intended
arctic talon
A facist shithole?
crystal forum
because nobody is immune to the corruption of power
crystal forum
A facist shithole?
yea
arctic talon
Or are we talking about the communes
That did go well
Until the people wanted to reintegrate or got too big
lol
arctic talon
lol
crystal forum
im telling you as a species we function best on a small level
arctic talon
💀
crystal forum
add bureaucracy and somebody's going to order the execution of a minority with the stamping of a form
arctic talon
My religion disagrees with that smh
vagrant fox
Man I don't get to retire until 75
20 years of gutting every social instution
total politico death
crystal forum
welfare state was never going to last forever
and all it did was make people forget about fighting for their rights
vagrant fox
My dad couldn't even walk properly at 72 and he worked five years longer than he should have
In the end, my only real conviction is that I'm increasingly radicalised against the upper class here
crystal forum
the rise of the welfare state is directly tied to the lowering of worker strikes and communal action
vagrant fox
I guess it's time to do as the French do
smh nordics being conflict averse, don't upset the social order too much
crystal forum
nah look at the spanish instead
or certain 1800's russians
back when russians could be based
vagrant fox
Whatever sets the parliament on fire (in minecraft, I'm not allowed to threaten the sanctity of the parliament)
crystal forum
there are several things you can do which are legal and harm the system hugely
like helping out your local community and forming unions
vagrant fox
It's funny, the unions back home in the Faroes totally shut down society because members of one union didn't get a wage increase proportional to the inflation
Every store basically ran out of food and the employer kept begging the government to intervene to no help
Eventually the employer had to capitulate, it was nice
The only unions that kept working were the ones for the most vital of functions and that was it
Though I can guarantee that won't happen in Denmark, not a chance
crystal forum
It's funny, the unions back home in the Faroes totally shut down society because...
based as fuck
crystal forum
sadly unions in NA were co opted by the capitalist system using gangsters and bribing
arctic talon
Is that the blood transfusion dude
arctic talon
sadly unions in NA were co opted by the capitalist system using gangsters and br...
Me when horrifically corrupt union that’s basically a gang
opaque coyote
sadly unions in NA were co opted by the capitalist system using gangsters and br...
Lovely
crystal forum
and they're all pussies
vagrant fox
Nah Lars Løkke is the most openly corrupt politician in Denmark, he gets bribed out the ass, takes private jets everywhere and makes the public pay for it
opaque coyote
Sounds familiar
crystal forum
but times are changing
the worsening of quality of life is returning unions back slowly
arctic talon
Nah Lars Løkke is the most openly corrupt politician in Denmark, he gets bribed ...
Ah
crystal forum
since again, the working class was only temporarily pacified by promises of a retirement and good wages
nocturne crest
I have very low standards.
I just want billionaires to not be a thing
Honestly, just need someone to start a movement to make it a crime to be a billionaire.
vagrant fox
He got given a pair of shoes worth nearly $20k and when asked by the press he said "it's just a pair of shoes :)"
opaque coyote
Either that or just having our rights be unable to be dislodged even if all of the branches are working in tandem
Like make it unable to overridden
Technically the constitution is supposed to be that but that failed
crystal forum
the problem with people is they only use unions when it benefits them
then they ditch it aside and the problems come back
opaque coyote
Nice attempt though. Even though the Founding Fathers were assholes
I don't think they would've predicted this that's for sure
vagrant fox
I almost joined the IWW, maybe I should still
crystal forum
holy mother of based sig
opaque coyote
Some dumbass balding old man
opaque coyote
Decided to take over all three branches and become the most incompetent dictator ever
nocturne crest
Tbf, that balding old man is potentially dying.
crystal forum
since even homeless people can strike
and it works!!!!
people just need to collectivize
opaque coyote
since even homeless people can strike
All we need is like
A huge portion of the population to just
Refuse to work
At all
crystal forum
tell the 1% to go fuck itself
crystal forum
flight attendants recently striked in my country and the pussy ass canadian government ordered them to go back to work
liberals are NOT your friend
and guess what
they kept striking
and air canada lost millions
so they conceded to the demands
opaque coyote
so they conceded to the demands
We just need like
A lot of government workers
To just stop working
crystal forum
nah
opaque coyote
Literally just refuse to move
opaque coyote
government workers huff the copium every day
True
But that is the ideal and quickest manner for collapse
It's either that or truck drivers
crystal forum
LGBT people in the feds are not on your side
opaque coyote
I'm not like a radical political person
To be honest I usually don't care
But
Holy shit
vagrant fox
zamn I have to go all the way to Germany for a local IWW branch, might still
opaque coyote
vagrant fox
It's not too much to ask for a sensible government and for someone to get beheaded as a warning
or is it
opaque coyote
Listen I am a motherfucker that would be distracted by bread and circuses.
Or in this case, sweet drinks and video games.
But it's not enough anymore
crystal forum
the thing with anarchism is it's literally the type of system that is actually logical and doesn't require huge laps of judgement like capitalism and communism
opaque coyote
Anarchism is hard to implement purely because evil is an aberration. And somebody will get the bright idea to try and manipulate people to commit a genocide.
crystal forum
people will keep calling it utopianism
crystal forum
Anarchism is hard to implement purely because evil is an aberration. And somebod...
see that's where you're not getting it
opaque coyote
In fact, that might be how other human species died off.
We might have just
Killed all of them
crystal forum
anarchism is where NOBODY has the power to fuck you over
nobody would be even allowed
communism and capitalism both work with the assumption that a benevolent ruling class can exist
because that's what states are theoretically meant to be
opaque coyote
anarchism is where NOBODY has the power to fuck you over
True, but eventually some dumbass will. Ambition is a curse and a blessing.
Also bureaucracy is needed for things like
Properly rationing supplies and keeping track of them.
Part of the reason why we haven't solved world hunger
(And by part I mean 5%, the other 95% is obvious)
Is because it's hard to manage all of the food, water, etc going in and out
Shipments get lost, people get lazy or make mistakes, etc.
Gotta somehow transport this food to Afghanistan. Have fun walking through the god damned mountain range.
crystal forum
logistics and an economy can exist under anarchy
in fact they would work most efficiently under it
opaque coyote
Like similar to The Culture from Ian Banks
crystal forum
people accomplish many things without the requirement for overhead
opaque coyote
Which is like
Half anarchy
I say half cause the ruling class is the AI. They just aren't the typical "I WILL ENSLAVE HUMANITY"
crystal forum
True, but eventually some dumbass will. Ambition is a curse and a blessing.
Als...
and again, the idea is nobody even can. there would be no position of real power, only democratically elected people who's sole job is managing resources to make worker's lives easier
since they only get elected on improving the working class's lives
opaque coyote
Never underestimate stupidity.
Again, there are people who think fascism is a good idea for some reason
A lot of people
That's how we got into this situation
crystal forum
ok think of it this way
people only like thinking about their own problems right
let's say you could elect a guy who's sole job is making your life less shit
would you really believe in bullshit if you notice your job is becoming suddenly difficult due to his incompetence
that's the one thing people really care about
opaque coyote
would you really believe in bullshit if you notice your job is becoming suddenly...
Most likely I wouldn't.
However, some still do.
Mexicans that support trump exist
crystal forum
well there's also a lot of systematic issues in play here
opaque coyote
Even while they're being deported they still fully believe in him
crystal forum
we have been indoctrinated to only see value through the eyes of money
this is not natural
there is a lot of evidence suggesting that naturally we dont even think about concepts like money
it's all cultural
crystal forum
mainly reciprocal act of kindness if i can put it that way
not necessarily kindness
but like i scratch your back you scratch mine
not barter or whatever
we can produce so much these days
a single person with modern industrial capacity could produce more things than an entire family needs in a year
if you were to make say water purification devices so your neighbor could drink and they would grow crops to feed you
that's a win win
now say your neighbor decides to make it harder for you to get food so they can increase the amount of devices they receive, you could just tell them to fuck off right?
since you could just withdraw your own supply
opaque coyote
now say your neighbor decides to make it harder for you to get food so they can ...
True, but what if the neighbor has something you need
Something that you can't go without with or simply are too used to
And if they turn it off, you cannot fulfill your needs
crystal forum
like i said, you would have your own bargaining chip too
since you provide them as well with something they need
opaque coyote
Would that be the case for some though? Somebody will inevitably not have something that the other needs, but the other has something they need.
Or even just want
Recriporcal Kindness is the logical choice
Obviously
But people are not logical
crystal forum
i think our systems aren't logical
people are a lot smarter than they seem
but we're all deluded into believing things which aren't true
we even lie to ourselves
opaque coyote
True, however, due to the culture that surrounds us. It is difficult to see what is true and what is not.
And trying to see that can cause catastrophe.
Because the only way that we can possibly simulate different governmental systems is by testing it on live people
crystal forum
i truly believe that resource scarcity is an artificial invention
i think with the technology we have we could live in a post scarcity world
opaque coyote
i truly believe that resource scarcity is an artificial invention
On some level it is. Yes.
We got psyop'd into thinking diamonds are rare.
crystal forum
and my own work experience has shown me that the worst people to manage things are those with a self interest in the system being dysfunctional
opaque coyote
Food and water definitely is plentiful enough to solve world hunger
But due to the people in power, some countries outright being assholes, and various other reasons. We haven't.
We could switch from Coal and Oil to Solar Panels, nuclear power, etc.
But Oil Barons pay politicians to lie and prevent
In some manner, we have successfully put ourselves into a fucked situation.
Change is needed but humans are scared of it. Along with the risk.
crystal forum
But due to the people in power, some countries outright being assholes, and vari...
you can blame the system too
dont get me wrong those people deserve hell in real life
opaque coyote
you can blame the system too
Oh I definitely do. It's why those people are in power.
crystal forum
but the system put them in power
and it just simply wont stop happening until the system is replaced
no small changes will last long enough to save the environment
socialism is too short sighted
because these people will always come back
opaque coyote
no small changes will last long enough to save the environment
To be optimistic for a moment.
We actually prevented ourselves from certain death and mass starvation.
crystal forum
i am optimistic
opaque coyote
For Global Warming at least
crystal forum
trust me i am not a doomed
i think we will change and it will happen one way or another
opaque coyote
Things are still gonna suck ass though
crystal forum
when we do it though i don't know
i think capitalism is nearing a wall it can't cockroach its way out of
opaque coyote
i think capitalism is nearing a wall it can't cockroach its way out of
On that, we definitely agree.
crystal forum
i think the main struggle will be stopping tankies from taking over
opaque coyote
Unfortunately, it is with a heavy heart, that I must announce
"Things are happening"
opaque coyote
i think the main struggle will be stopping tankies from taking over
I fucking hate tankies so much
near wasp
"Things are happening"
I'm sick of living through world changing events
opaque coyote
Real
crystal forum
i'm sort of glad in a self deluded sort of way
people in the future will wonder how tf we kept up with this bullshit
jade holly
I fucking hate tankies so much
What are they?
crystal forum
but i've also resigned myself into thinking that i wont see the better system with my own two eyes
the class struggle is beyond my desires
opaque coyote
What are they?
People who support Authoritarian Communism
crystal forum
tankies are the communists i keep talking about
not marxists, not socialists
red blooded communists
jade holly
crystal forum
the cope is communists thinking trotsky and lenin were any better
despite trotsky actively fighting anarchists because they didn't bow down to his ideas
the soviet union wouldn't have existed without the black army
jade holly
I’ve become so burnt out on the whole communism vs capitalism crap.
vagrant fox
According to Lenin, the Soviet Union was not an imperialist power ☝️ 🤓
The amount of times I've seen that one
jade holly
Honestly I’ve become burnt out on current events in general
I got enough crap to worry about
opaque coyote
According to Lenin, the Soviet Union was not an imperialist power ☝️ 🤓
Yeah and according to North Korea, the country is democratic
crystal forum
soviet union co ops capitalism womp womp
unrelated but the thing that made me realize the 2 axis political compass is bullshit is how the libertarian right axis is just made up
jade holly
Frankly the idea of placing ideas and views on a static compass is just dumb to begin with
crystal forum
libertarians straight up aren't real
it's just slightly different conservatism
and i dont think a single serious person believes in anarcho capitalism
languid meadow
Anarch caps and libertarians are deeply unserious people
crystal forum
right wing is inherently authoritarian
even the concepts of anarcho capitalism are straight up authoritarian
like who makes this shit up
(rich people)
misty vector
crystal forum
not that many i think
it's usually sci fi corporate shithole settings though
and bioshock which is just ayn rand's beliefs taken to the real world
languid meadow
I hope she rots
crystal forum
see at least she was honest about being evil
crystal forum
it's honestly hilarious how desperate rich people are for getting their dicks sucked
languid meadow
crystal forum
all she did was write fanfiction
and they treated her like a deep intellectual
she literally thought altruism was bad
as in the concept
you cant get more explicit about hating the poor
languid meadow
a deeply evil person pushing her evil ass "ideology"
crystal forum
you should really be blaming the rich people for enabling her
languid meadow
I do but still
crystal forum
she's just the perfect example of how immigrants will kiss the ass of the country they immigrate to despite said country probably making their home country shitty to begin with
spring cairn
and i dont think a single serious person believes in anarcho capitalism
I believe in arachno capitalism
crystal forum
she came to the US and concluded that the entirety of the left wing is bad
since the US is marginally better than the soviet union
i would call her stupid but i dont even think she believed in her shit
crystal forum
I believe in arachno capitalism
if you were siggy i'd believe you
nocturne crest
Anarchism is hard to implement purely because evil is an aberration. And somebod...
Wasn't the most successful form of anarchism Platformist in the Ukraine.
spring cairn
I hoard a lot of different spiders
crystal forum
name them
nocturne crest
I believe in arachno capitalism
crystal forum
Wasn't the most successful form of anarchism Platformist in the Ukraine.
funnily enough ukraine as a country came into being mostly thanks to anarchism
ukraine is weird like that
spring cairn
tarantula, wolf spider, black widows, mesothelae, araneomorphae and mygalomorphae
crystal forum
it's always in the middle of all the shit
the black army was mainly formed of nationalist ukrainians
since the red army and white army didn't give a shit about ukraine's independence
and the black army almost invaded moscow which could have legitimately killed communism in russia
wildly different timeline if that happened
nocturne crest
and the black army almost invaded moscow which could have legitimately killed co...
I did not know that.
crystal forum
the reds were terrified of the blacks
since they were the most combat effective side in the war
completely volunteer army btw
plus red and white soldiers had the nasty habit of turning black after being captured
since the anarchists mostly only killed officers
as in all officers
and POW's were just released lol
they'd take your guns and tell you to either join the cool gang or fuck off
nocturne crest
So anyone got any idea what next year should be, if this was the year of chaos?
vagrant fox
More cowardly, why appease fans of various factions when you can release another space marine as you should
arctic talon
More cowardly, why appease fans of various factions when you can release another...
Tbf another order army is like another space marine
/hj
sacred bluff
they bringing a power axe to space marine 2 but no chainaxe yet...
storm jungle
my grievances exactly
worst part is its prob never coming because primaris but ill keep coping....
arctic talon
There’s primaris with chain axes in the new carch book
vagrant fox
I would have preferred a chainaxe, they're beautiful
storm jungle
There’s primaris with chain axes in the new carch book
I meant mini-wise
arctic talon
Oh bruh
storm jungle
arctic talon
GW needs to sell more plastic
We’re getting new intercessors next edition I bet
Or tactical marine primaris
Pick one
arctic talon
what weapon type have they not made a primaris unit for yet?
Las cannon(sorta), grav
Vanguard veterans and melee terminators
That’s it
arctic talon
Since desolators are a dif role
storm jungle
or whatever
arctic talon
Tabletop wise
arctic talon
lol
They’re an indirect fire unit
With very inflexible loadouts
While missiles were uh
Bad at anti armor and anti infantry but hey they can do both
storm jungle
I love how literally every single primaris unit
arctic talon
storm jungle
is just discount aspect warriors
arctic talon
Krak or frag call it
arctic talon
is just discount aspect warriors
Yes
arctic talon
The funny thing is
Primaris on the tabletop are like
So fucking divorced from how they operate in lore including in rulebook lore
It’s so goddamn funny
vagrant fox
They'll never be as beautiful or glorious as a tacsquad
arctic talon
They’re gona make a primaris tac squad
And it’s gona outsell the rest of 40K and AoS
Like the original tac squad
💀
vagrant fox
I'll buy one to reinforce the behaviour even if I don't play tabletop
arctic talon
Tactical marine sales
Outdoing all of WHFB
Was really a sign of how much of a rotted corpse WHFB was
vagrant fox
Didn't single captain models outsell whfb
vagrant fox
I've been lied to
arctic talon
Multi part captain was close lol
vagrant fox
I wonder how the new whfb is selling, probably semi decently because of the total war
storm jungle
Definitely well enough
like
GW is re-releasing piece of shit old playdough models
and they are being sold out
so just imagine the actually new WHF minis
arctic talon
I wonder how the new whfb is selling, probably semi decently because of the tota...
Because the rules are actually good and the game plays well
Much better
storm jungle
Shame
storm jungle
wish Fantasy stayed dead
vagrant fox
Part of me wants it to die again just because it'd be really funny
storm jungle
LMAO
arctic talon
It would be
storm jungle
Supervillain ass
vagrant fox
I see people still calling GW the worst company under the sun but unless my memory is deceiving me it's much better than it was
arctic talon
GW literally are way better now
Then they used to
As far as big company go they’re like
Not that evil
vagrant fox
Yeah your luxury hobby is expensive but my memory has them being very sue happy and almost going under twice a year
storm jungle
I see people still calling GW the worst company under the sun but unless my memo...
GW is better than it ever was during/post-covid
also its teh classic
"Warhammer is too expensive!"
cue the armada of whales that buy all the minis
like, sorry to break it to you but its gonna go on forever lol
sacred bluff
i just want my joytoy perturabo 🥹
storm jungle
😔
vagrant fox
I'll only call GW sells primaris tacticals to make infinite money
I should invest in GW
arctic talon
ONE MILLION MARINES SOLD
vagrant fox
I kind of want a joytoy but it's also huge nerd shit
storm jungle
their stocks drop sometimes but it isnt anything huge iirc
storm jungle
I kind of want a joytoy but it's also huge nerd shit
a lot better than funkopops
like, I get that they are cute
but man, legit the sign of a basement nerd
as much as I hate to say it lol
vagrant fox
They're so hideous to me
Of the far too many I've seen I only sort of liked the Alduin one
storm jungle
I think its fine if you wanna own like just 1-5
but theres people that jus thave HUNDREDS of them
and it looks like some fucking unitologist cult gathering
sacred bluff
you disappoint the emperor 😔
sacred bluff
i also care not for the corpse god
storm jungle
vagrant fox
I sometimes watch those viewers send pictures of their room to streamer things because southeast asian living conditions are wild
But some people have entire walls covered up by funkos and it makes me near ill
vagrant fox
It's like the same reaction when I was at a seedy kebab place in Spain and saw cockroaches everywhere
storm jungle
YEET
vagrant fox
Not my nordic ass I left so quick
rose thorn
i should paitn something as kamen rider tbh
i saw shin and im liek damn
i shoudl steal his colorscheme... (spoiler because its the literal only new thing unique to the movie)
storm jungle
the purple eyes are peak
rose thorn
fr
the scene is so good iw ish i could get better pictures or gif
let me get his official wiki picture even though its ASS
dapper gyro
i shoudl steal his colorscheme... (spoiler because its the literal only new thin...
Which one is this? Shin Kamen Rider?
rose thorn
note to self
paitn scarfs a polar color
rose thorn
Which one is this? Shin Kamen Rider?
its a rework of somethign form the manga, so its unique to the Shin kamen rider movie
||his name is Kamen Rider No. 0 because hes the son of the guy who made the OG kamen rider||
||which is confusing because now there is 2 guys named 0 lmao||
dapper gyro
Not the first time, really.
rose thorn
||his like official title is Butterfly-aug||
dapper gyro
I haven't watch anything new, the last one I watched was Rider W.
rose thorn
its the literal best one
hard to ague with
its like, OOO, W, and probably black but i havent seen it yet
rose thorn
the purple eyes are peak
I shoudl send a clip of the scene it’s so fucking good
tough haven
opaque coyote
Fun fact, y'know this iconic scene from the X-Men movie?
Neither the actor playing Charles or Magneto actually knew how to play chess during the shooting.
They had to get a chess master to teach them the basics.
rose thorn
uyGYTSY7AUYGgyauyguGH \
im just imagining tha scene and htey are both pretending they know hwo to play chess so they are making uterly random moves
opaque pumice
someone should remake that "i was literally born yesterday" tyranid image but its with the Tau and a Dreadnought
rose thorn
wow warhammer doesnt really do scarfs huh
opaque pumice
"you're twice as old as my entire civilization and i took you down with a mass produced pulse cannon"
crystal forum
twice is an understatement
opaque coyote
"you're twice as old as my entire civilization and i took you down with a mass p...
The dreadnought would not be listening
He would still be trying everything at his core to just
Murder the T'au
I think that one scene still had the dreadnought fucking screaming at him
Which would be terrifying
A person that's basically that one fucking meme picture from Baki is screaming at you
Wanting to tear out your throat
And he is thousands of years old
winter vessel
Fun fact, y'know this iconic scene from the X-Men movie?
This movie made me realize I’ve always wanted a glass chess set
woven plank
crystal forum
it starts being funny after the 50th time you've seen this format
gun memes are so painfully fucking unfunny
dapper gyro
This one has been fun so far. https://www.reddit.com/user/No1PDPStanAccount/
crystal forum
posting an 18+ account real classy
arctic talon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867526615378165800/1413262830110769194/im...
Is that a destiny scout rifle grafted onto a bolter lol
crystal forum
load up the old ms paint and do the same bullpup joke for the 100th time
tough haven
A person that's basically that one fucking meme picture from Baki is screaming a...
He screams "Kill me you alien filth or I will hunt you to the ends of the galaxy"
opaque coyote
I just introduced somebody to 40k and info dumped on them. They were actually interested
Yippee
opaque coyote
He screams "Kill me you alien filth or I will hunt you to the ends of the galaxy...
SHOCKERRRE
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME
I WILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRRTTTHH
Also I have thought about having a T'au character with like a group
How do I make it so that they don't immediately get riddled with bullets
At least long enough to propose a truce because they're stranded in like the worst planet imaginable
I'm gonna basically make them the techie because it would be funny
rose thorn
SHOCKERRRE
THE SHOCKER FROM KAMEN RIDER???
languid meadow
I have opinions on 40k shorts but sometimes there's some gems
https://youtube.com/shorts/tLsxJKHx2bA?si=_wOFOLHHI33WJFxv they're reading an excerpt from a book but I think the sfx is fantastic
opaque coyote
I have opinions on 40k shorts but sometimes there's some gems
Also
Word Bearers are like 40k fans
They don't read
opaque coyote
Which chaos would you wanna be if you had to chose.
nahhhhhhhhh
would choose a bullet
daring creek
Cringe
lament shoal
Dreadnoughts:
Being a dreadnought sucks fym 😭
Your existence being reduced to dreamless comas with nothing but immediate fighting in between whenever you're awoken as you slowly descend into irreparable madness
daring creek
Yes I would. First chance I get I'm saying yes.
celest dome
Seeing a Dreadnought is awesome, being one suck
daring creek
Being in one is awesome
hexed orchid
The Techmarine: This is great, what are you guys complaining about?
daring creek
Dreadnoughts can't feel anything on their surface right
lament shoal
They can
daring creek
Fuck yeah
So they're like turtles
nice
:D
I get to have power claws, just look at them dude
lament shoal
You'd literally just be a flesh nugget floating in amniotic fluid
daring creek
daring creek
You'd literally just be a flesh nugget floating in amniotic fluid
And permanently operating one of the greatest killing machines to ever be made.
lament shoal
"Permanently"
daring creek
There is no other fate I'd desire. maybe a skitarrri but dreadnoughrs are cute
daring creek
"Permanently"
shh
lament shoal
You better hope you die in battle because the alternative is way fucking worse
daring creek
where is autocorrect when you need it
daring creek
You better hope you die in battle because the alternative is way fucking worse
die in battle as a space marine or dready
lament shoal
At least marines have their limbs and sanity intact lol
daring creek
Who needs sanity when you're fucking objectively awesome?
queen laurel
They can
you are arguing with someone who wants to be a lobotomised servitor
even if your your words are shot through with an anti material rifle it's not gonna go through her head
celest dome
So they're like turtles
Turtle but all your nerves system is constantly on fire
opaque coyote
daring creek
even if your your words are shot through with an anti material rifle it's not go...
Simply built better
paper haven
A heroic effort
lofty mason
Crazy how as stacked our DarkTide character is, he/she will be just an average grunt that Astartes walk over regularly.
storm jungle
Crazy how as stacked our DarkTide character is, he/she will be just an average g...
Plasma
Krak
Ogryn
Psyker
the grunts astartes walk over regularly are literally just more or less the Dregs we kill, aka legions of homeless people/cultists
celest dome
We don't have wooden spear though, only proven way for a human to kill a SM 
queen laurel
Crazy how as stacked our DarkTide character is, he/she will be just an average g...
you think a marine will not struggle with a giant 8 to 10 feet tall goliath that could bash their head in with a punch?
you are smoking something funny
vagrant fox
Three space marines can beat an trygon so a single ogryn would be easy
summer mural
when is the next rt dlc supposed to come out again
queen laurel
@arctic talon @rose thorn can you guys summarise these rules for me if they are good or bad
rose thorn
<@255478624851853312> <@407994636167282701> can you guys summarise these rules f...
pretty good they are porbably gonna be ungodly elite
tough haven
How do I make it so that they don't immediately get riddled with bullets
Make it so the imperials are in a horrible situation, or beset by a greater foe, make it so the system it takes place in is known for being more lenient with sanctioning xenos mercenaries, make it somewhere cut off from major imperial authority like Calixis
Make it in the nihilus
Lots of ways
tough haven
you think a marine will not struggle with a giant 8 to 10 feet tall goliath that...
I think an ogryn has a good 50/50 chance against an average marine in single combat
Marines have training and are faster, but Ogryn are fucking STRONG
celest dome
CP343-1-Lean
queen laurel
pretty good they are porbably gonna be ungodly elite
yeah they get stronger the more points they accumulate
queen laurel
pretty good they are porbably gonna be ungodly elite
ah yes I sure want my giant war machine that's supposed to be slow go faster as time goes on and also hit harder
celest dome
Will they be better or worse than launch Leages of Votaan
rose thorn
Will they be better or worse than launch Leages of Votaan
Meta wise or sales wise
hallow saddle
Fuck I love chaos dwarfs
celest dome
Meta wise or sales wise
Meta
rose thorn
Zharddron will probably be worse than LoV
It will be a high tier army and then go down to the mid range
Strong shooting in AOS usually can’t carry it self without something else
Since there is sticky objectives
Built in
summer mural
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fallow cargo
Practicing for smartest ogryn tournament
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outer wave
Please dont spam chats like that
fallow cargo
Please dont spam chats like that
Just counting
summer mural
put it in one message lmao
queen laurel
Just counting
server rule 3 my guy
celest dome
I think it's for the convict role
fallow cargo
Ma fault
celest dome
Not sure
summer mural
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-darktide-40k-goedulf-dead-gif-80439388918034991...
is this in your top 10 lorechat moments 
outer wave
Thats far more impressive than any bone ead for sure
fallow cargo
Do you think an ogryn can 1v1 a space marine in a fist brawl?
summer mural
yes
outer wave
Yep, theyre stronger
queen laurel
Do you think an ogryn can 1v1 a space marine in a fist brawl?
They are going to eat a space marine in a bare handed fight
summer mural
ogryn are obnoxiously strong
queen laurel
these guys could suplex terminators and dent tanks with punches
fallow cargo
They are going to eat a space marine in a bare handed fight
I heard they can rip their head off, didn't know if it was true
lofty mason
I wonder what are in those "vaults" that Big-E locked away after Unification Wars.
outer wave
They just lack finesse and more tactical thinking
queen laurel
I heard they can rip their head off, didn't know if it was true
they most definitely can
summer mural
I wonder what are in those "*vaults*" that Big-E locked away after Unification W...
his humanity probably
and his wifi password
and his skincare routine
fallow cargo
and his wifi password
Nah, his gaming setup with the password to his steam library
lofty mason
and his wifi password
Most importantly this. Wouldn't want them heretics know your password.
summer mural
Nah, his gaming setup with the password to his steam library
no, the custodes have that
all they do is game
they got nerfed hard when valdor stole the wifi password and ran away
fallow cargo
The emperor right before he gets put on the throne: As my last words, I give my custodians my steam library
summer mural
hes not that kind sadly
fallow cargo
Fuck
lofty mason
LMAO
summer mural
summer mural
yeah
summer mural
trazyn has a lot of cool stuff
hes honestly one of the best character premises in all of 40k
I think the setting would be actively worse without the existence of trazyn as a piece of fiction
fallow cargo
trazyn has a lot of cool stuff
Like an actual krork, like if that gets out we might be fucked
celest dome
Do you think trazyn has one too
Who do you think Gabe Newel is ?
summer mural
well, he has a lot of stuff that shouldnt get out, and is probably never going to
hes got a primarch clone in there too iirc
or did he trade that
idr
I think bile traded it to him
Im hoping he gets the last cronesword and puts it in the vault
fallow cargo
I think bile traded it to him
Do you think he did so like if it was a pokemon card
summer mural
what do you mean
fallow cargo
Just walks up to trazyn:
I got a clone of fulgrim, wanna trade for the energy reactor?
Sure
summer mural
I wonder if he has a haemonculus in there
he probably should
or an emperor class titan
fallow cargo
Do you think the kill dozer is there?
summer mural
the what
is that the transformer that was trying to strip the pyramid from revenge of the fallen
fallow cargo
The bulldozer that was remade into a madmax creation and killed like 5 people before being stopped by police
fallow cargo
is that the transformer that was trying to strip the pyramid from revenge of the...
Nope
It's irl
fallow cargo
No, a man operated the creation but the machine spirit probably screams still in 40k
fallow cargo
why the fuck would anyone do that
Probably off meds
He did destroy like 3 houses tho
summer mural
it cant be off meds
fallow cargo
it cant be off meds
Probably on crazy pills
summer mural
I dont think you can go off meds and remake an entire bulldozer and then use it to kill 5 people, that seems decidely..deliberate
and not like a manic episode
but idk, im not an expert on meds
fallow cargo
Or also could be just fucked in the head
fallow cargo
Also in a book, jaghatai used a gun that removed people from existence and he just put it back like:
That shit is fucked.
summer mural
another khan w
he has a lot of w's
Im betting money he's just motorsport racing in the webway with the dark eldar and minting money
fallow cargo
"I heard you do weird things to your ships" - Fulgrim
"I heard you do weird things to your warriors" - the giga khan
fallow cargo
Im betting money he's just motorsport racing in the webway with the dark eldar a...
Absolutely
summer mural
yeah fulgrims face turned red with embarassment too after that
~~ because he knows its true~~
summer mural
put ~~ before a statement
fallow cargo
~~like this?
fallow cargo
~~ oh
summer mural
~~ sigh ~~
fallow cargo
Fuck
summer mural
you neeed to put the symbols after the word too
fallow cargo
Just kill me
summer mural
with a space
fallow cargo
maybe you will finally be able to count to 54 the next day
It is very hard
But I'll try
summer mural
yeah dont worry about it, you're in the same boat as most 40k fans probably
fallow cargo
Tempestus aquillion is mine
fallow cargo
I like to make their models, it's really fun