if he wasnt the Ring would leave him
#40k-lore-chat
paper haven
Being a cunt is not a deal breaker. I wonder how well known that is
queen laurel
And hey in another comic run he was torn in half and has to use his ring constantly so that he doesn't die
storm jungle
Lmfao
paper haven
Like, is there a warning before the ring up and leaves or is it just some unknown line that if you cross, it's over
storm jungle
It just leaves
rocky gale
Oh yea that parts great, he doesn't understand how his organs work, so he's just got like a hamster wheel in his torso
queen laurel
queen laurel
also you take an Oath
“In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power… Green Lantern's light!”
paper haven
Apparently you can just make functioning organs with it.
dapper gyro
I mean, it is a fking comic...
paper haven
That's got some serious implications
queen laurel
its pure boyscout type shit, its great
The Red lantern one is just straight up something a khorne champion would say
dapper gyro
It started as a kid thing.
celest dome
But even so, he is quite strong for a Green Lighter
queen laurel
But even so, he is quite strong for a Green Lighter
Green lighter
storm jungle
It started as a kid thing.
We wouldnt know...
paper haven
The Red lantern one is just straight up something a khorne champion would say
We already got the hulk, chill dude
storm jungle
paper haven
Yellow is like, fear or some such?
near wasp
Yeah fear
queen laurel
Yellow is like, fear or some such?
Yeah fear
dapper gyro
The best lantern motto is "It is mine mine mine mine".
near wasp
Orange is greed
paper haven
Green should be greed but whatever
celest dome
Pink is love or something
dapper gyro
Blue is Hope.
near wasp
Black is death
paper haven
More like, green eyed monsters
languid meadow
There's a billion lantern corps many with just one member
celest dome
Blue is Hope.
Is it purple then that is sadness
paper haven
Although I suppose that's technically envy instead of greed
queen laurel
Ultraviolet is powered by umbrax
queen laurel
Because. There's a lot of emotions
There's no lantern corp powered by suicidal ideation so no
storm jungle
Because. There's a lot of emotions
There isnt really that many
dapper gyro
Fun fact, Blue lantern cannot accept Superman, because he is the the icon of hope, it would make the Blue so strong that they would wipe out everything.
queen laurel
There isnt really that many
That's outdated there have been more
As you can see the sorrow lanterns
storm jungle
That's outdated there have been more
Same shit
spring cairn
There isnt really that many
cool emotion that one, life
paper haven
How is life an emotion?
languid meadow
Green - Will
Red - Rage
Orange - Greed
Yellow/Sinestro - Fear
Blue - Hope
Indigo - Compassion
Violet - Love
Black - Death
White - Life
Ultraviolet - All subconscious emotions
Grey - Sorrow
queen laurel
Green - Will
Red - Rage
Orange - Greed
Yellow/Sinestro - Fear
Blue - Hope
Indigo...
What the heck is ultraviolet
Intrusive thoughts or something
spring cairn
horny
queen laurel
That feeling of anger you couldn't eat the cheeseburger even though you don't really hate it
paper haven
Fun fact, Blue lantern cannot accept Superman, because he is the the icon of hop...
So many scenarios end with Superman just wiping everyone out
languid meadow
One off thing that had John Stewart at its head
rocky gale
Yellow Lanterns got fucked up shit like Kryb
languid meadow
their rings were burned into their fingers
queen laurel
Yellow Lanterns got fucked up shit like Kryb
Oh yes the baby collector
paper haven
Pretty metal
queen laurel
That's the one that literally hunts pregnant Green lanterns yeah
languid meadow
rocky gale
Yea, it would murder Green Lanterns and steal their children
queen laurel
Honestly they should implement maternity leave
rocky gale
and could use her breast milk to mind control people
queen laurel
A lot less victims that way
paper haven
So did they just kill that one?
queen laurel
and could use her breast milk to mind control people
Well that's now that just makes it way worse way way worse
queen laurel
So did they just kill that one?
Oh yeah they obliterated her
paper haven
Problem solved
queen laurel
i hate comics
Lambda is entering his Garth Ennis arc
spring cairn
you know what else is on a spectrum
storm jungle
deez nu-
celest dome
but warhammer is on the same spectrum
hell, it's worse
paper haven
Did- did I read breast milk mind control?
storm jungle
hell, it's worse
not gonna lie, you are right lol
queen laurel
hell, it's worse
Honestly even back all the way from fantasy
You got some stupid s*** in there
spring cairn
never ask a first ed beastman how they replenish troops
spring cairn
i mean it's horrible, but beastmen are horrible
paper haven
I'm not surprised but I am disappointed
storm jungle
i mean it's horrible, but beastmen are horrible
^
i get why people find it icky but its fitting
they later added lore that they take beastmen kids left in the woods by parents as a loophole
but like, it still doesnt really work
paper haven
Granted i've also seen the pygmies
queen laurel
i get why people find it icky but its fitting
I get why GW moved away from it though
spring cairn
it's not written but p much all chaos faction do this
storm jungle
it's not written but p much all chaos faction do this
^
spring cairn
archaon is even the result of such
storm jungle
Yeah that too
celest dome
Wasn't that pushed under the rug quite late (for the Beastmen r*)
spring cairn
just beastmen it's extra gross
paper haven
Well they are based on Viking raiders so
queen laurel
it's not written but p much all chaos faction do this
Dude a slannesh chaos lord would make r Kelly look like a saint
storm jungle
people just dont wanna be reminded of IRL atrocities while reading fictional warhammer atrocities, which is very ironic and funny
rocky gale
Then there was the addition that there are beastwomen, they're just docile and kind and look after the prisoners when they aren't getting SA'd by the beastmen
celest dome
people just dont wanna be reminded of IRL atrocities while reading fictional war...
Sexual attrocities are not fun, murder can be fun
spring cairn
well uh
queen laurel
people just dont wanna be reminded of IRL atrocities while reading fictional war...
I can't wait until Warhammer makes a world where a giant internet like system is apparent and then a chaos lord of slannesh creates a channel
spring cairn
not ideally
paper haven
Our ideas about what is and is not fine are weird.
queen laurel
Sexual attrocities are not fun, murder can be fun
Honestly as long as the atrocities are physical related like very very painful death or torture on the setting we just kind of like okay that makes sense
spring cairn
i think evil should be portrayed in all it's horrid aspects
spring cairn
and that nothing is too far
queen laurel
Ugh
spring cairn
because you should feel disgusted about the objectively evil people doing objectively evil shit
crystal forum
grape is cheap tho
spring cairn
aslong as it's not the focal point and their one thing
crystal forum
make your evil guy a grapist and suddenly he's ultra evil
storm jungle
male writers/readers not wanting to put up with it is more stupid
lol
and ı say this as a woman
"Ah yes lemme read about how people get horrifically flayed instead"
get outta here
crystal forum
like every shitty hero movie has a graper villain
celest dome
But anything mental related and absolutely disgusting to the body
Even psychological stuff is somewhat alright, but it's really when it delve on the sexual crimes that 💀
storm jungle
like every shitty hero movie has a graper villain
Like what
spring cairn
crystal forum
most stuff that red letter media watches
spring cairn
even him?
languid meadow
ANDOR SA DISCOURSE
storm jungle
ANDOR SA DISCOURSE
VADER WOULDNT ALLOW THIS
queen laurel
male writers/readers not wanting to put up with it is more stupid
I should have not watch this as a kid
crystal forum
the theme is still there! shitty people using grapes as easy evil
languid meadow
Vader would NOT approve of it ! ! !
queen laurel
My mental state is beyond recovery
spring cairn
not my wholesome hecking vador
celest dome
Like Hotline Miami 2, the 1st mission has implied r* by the character that you play.
And it's the only mission that I felt bad about
rocky gale
VADER WOULDNT ALLOW THIS
storm jungle
Vader would NOT approve of it ! ! !
I legit had PTSD reading that when it was a thing.
ıts like saying
"Guilliman wouldnt allow genocide"
celest dome
And it's a game where you play as a murder hobbo
storm jungle
HE LITERALLY DOES DUDE.
languid meadow
crystal forum
Like Hotline Miami 2, the 1st mission has implied r* by the character that you p...
it's not real though. it's soon revealed to be just a movie
queen laurel
Like Hotline Miami 2, the 1st mission has implied r* by the character that you p...
Honestly if I'm going to be a bad guy that's the one thing I'm going to limit myself not to do I'm probably going to be the most generic evil slaughter them all kill them all bad guy if I play
celest dome
it's not real though. it's soon revealed to be just a movie
Isn't it implied that there was a porn movie being filmed and you just invaded the set ?
That's how I remember it
spring cairn
hotline miamia
storm jungle
i should watch andor
Genuinely do it.
No jokes no memes. Its likely the most legendary piece of content we'll ever get out of Star Wars.
paper haven
Too bad Star wars is already dead
storm jungle
Doesnt matter. Andor reigns.
paper haven
I'll get around to it
rocky gale
It's peak
storm jungle
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-it%27s-peak-cat-it%27s-peak-it%27s-mid-orange-cat-gif...
It also has one of the best clankers in star wars
rocky gale
Not big dumb superweapons that can blow up planets, but methodical and ruthlessly efficient tyranny.
queen laurel
Not big dumb superweapons that can blow up planets, but methodical and ruthlessl...
Hey the big dumb super weapons help
I would also submit to the empire quicker if they could just blow up my planet
languid meadow
rocky gale
I would also submit to the empire quicker if they could just blow up my planet
I'd submit if I saw Dedra Meero🧎♀️
languid meadow
still can't believe she plays Yennifer in the games
queen laurel
I'd submit if I saw Dedra Meero🧎♀️
You do not have to tell me
static wren
vagrant fox
the only good star wars character
spring cairn
Genuinely do it.
i'll have to pirate that shit cuz i'm not paying for dinsey+ or whatever the fuck
vagrant fox
storm jungle
i'll have to pirate that shit cuz i'm not paying for dinsey+ or whatever the fuc...
God speed.
queen laurel
God speed.
I can hear the mods spider sense tingling again
arctic talon
Wasn't that pushed under the rug quite late (for the Beastmen r*)
It’s was kind of implied in AoS to still happen, along with beastmen reproducing normally and then the beastmen literally got genocided by everyone in AoS
It’s kind of incredible how little effort GW put into beastmen
For the whfb to AoS transition
celest dome
Hence pushed under the rug, never really being retconned, just not really mentioned anymore
arctic talon
They just stayed as the always evil, hates everyone else faction that will kill and do horrific things to anyone who opposes them
arctic talon
Hence pushed under the rug, never really being retconned, just not really mentio...
The whole “don’t get captured alive” by the beastmen thing is still mentioned
But yeah GW don’t elaborate on it
Anyways I can’t wait for the beastmen replacement to actually be interesting
Right GW
queen laurel
Anyways I can’t wait for the beastmen replacement to actually be interesting
The dwarves so far are interesting
They are literally combinations of all order dwarves but twisted into the worst thing ever
burnt jackal
I should have not watch this as a kid
this movie was mad ass
arctic talon
My point is beastmen have been so mistreated in both whfb and aos
They’ve literally never been cool
arctic talon
Except for the AoS 3e end of edition campaign
burnt jackal
beastmen enthusiasts
arctic talon
And then they literally got genocided next edition
queen laurel
They’ve literally never been cool
I think the only cool beastman is Taurox in fantasy
celest dome
Moonclaw
arctic talon
Sorry to say this but beastmen are infinitely more interesting in 40K somehow
Which is fucking absurd
celest dome
I was in the Moonclaw hoper
crystal forum
wtf is a 40k beastman
celest dome
For TWW2
celest dome
A wretched Abhuman
arctic talon
They’re just literally normal abhumans
crystal forum
ogryns are beastmen??
celest dome
Jay, are you alright
crystal forum
they're just space ogres
arctic talon
Beastmen in whfb and AoS are all chaos mutants into a specific stable species that hate civilization and all other races and any sort of progress what so ever
crystal forum
Jay, are you alright
why
celest dome
Cats and dogs are both animals, doesn't mean that cats are dogs
crystal forum
ogryns are abhumans
celest dome
As are Beastmen
crystal forum
aren't beastmen just mutants
queen laurel
ogryns are beastmen??
Ab humans are human mutants that are very stable mutations like if two of them make out together they make one that is The same as them beastmen fall in that category but why are you calling ogryns which are completely different species...... beastmen
arctic talon
They’re abhumans in 40K
celest dome
Is it another one of those CA things
Honestly Taurox was also a very big thing, so I'm not that surprised that they went with it
crystal forum
then what are mutants
arctic talon
They’re a stable mutation that can reproduce with themselves
crystal forum
i have never seen the term beastmen used
celest dome
then what are mutants
People that aren't stables
arctic talon
They’re a specific abhuman species
celest dome
Psykers and Blanks are mutant in theory
crystal forum
so what about those cat people
arctic talon
Usually with goat like features
storm jungle
so what about those cat people
Also mutants
celest dome
Felinids are Abhumans
arctic talon
Two seperate things
crystal forum
this makes literally 0 sense
storm jungle
you do realise "abhuman" is literally just a loophole term for "mutant we approve of" right.
this isnt that complex
celest dome
"Abnormal Human"
arctic talon
It’s mutant we approve of and is reproducible
storm jungle
"Abnormal Human"
Yeah that. Literally what a mutant is.
rocky gale
i have never seen the term beastmen used
queen laurel
i have never seen the term beastmen used
Dude that is literally what they are called
crystal forum
name me a beastman species
storm jungle
what fucking species
arctic talon
Beastmen
storm jungle
the species IS beastmen
arctic talon
They’re fucking beastmen
storm jungle
LMAO
queen laurel
name me a beastman species
Beastmen and minotaurs
crystal forum
i thought these guys were mutants
arctic talon
No
celest dome
They aren't
queen laurel
Jay Jesus Christ
crystal forum
so beastmen can mean any variety of goat man hybrid
storm jungle
THEY ARE FUCKING MUTANTS
crystal forum
ah so they are
queen laurel
All abhumans are mutants
Yeah but they are stable
arctic talon
Abhuman is just a political classification
crystal forum
see even you guys can't agree
queen laurel
Is the defining trade
arctic talon
No
Abhumans are stable mutant strains
That the imperium approves of
That is literally the lore behind it
celest dome
so beastmen can mean any variety of goat man hybrid
Fantasy have them be more types of animals, but don't think 40k has more than the goat like
paper haven
This is a fun conversation
arctic talon
Fantasy have them be more types of animals, but don't think 40k has more than th...
It’s got tzaangors
But those are chaos corrupted beastmen
So that doesn’t count really
celest dome
I won't count them
Minautor I would also not count cause they're tied to Chaos some way
Don't remember how
arctic talon
They’re bulked up from chaos blessings
crystal forum
so beastmen are a stable human mutation
arctic talon
Yes
storm jungle
no they arent
queen laurel
see even you guys can't agree
Abhumans are basically mutants that are stable which are basically just evolutionary offshoots of humanity
For example if an ogryn Guy makes out with an old green girl it makes an ogrn kid
crystal forum
PICK ONE
arctic talon
no they arent
They literally are
queen laurel
Beastmen are same
rocky gale
Yes, but no
arctic talon
They can reproduce with each other
arctic talon
The same way ogryns are stable
arctic talon
they literally get purged
For literally no reason explicitly
spring cairn
beastmen aren't stable no ? if they were they would all be the "same"
storm jungle
For literally no reason explicitly
Beastmen are not widespread used in the Imperium
crystal forum
so there's no subclasses of beastmen?
arctic talon
Not really
spring cairn
they aren't all goat people in 40k no?
celest dome
Basically:
Abhuman: Legal distinction for human related being that are allowed in the Imperium
Mutant: Anything that isn't legaly allowed or has had mutation later in life
spring cairn
they can be anything right
crystal forum
so it's a catch all term for human-animal hybrids
celest dome
They shouldn't
arctic talon
they aren't all goat people in 40k no?
They’ve only been depicted as goat/goat adjacent people aside from the chaos corrupted ones
queen laurel
so it's a catch all term for human-animal hybrids
No Jay abhumans are basically just mutations that are the equivalent of evolutionary of shoots for humanity
storm jungle
For literally no reason explicitly
celest dome
With again, legal consideration
spring cairn
they're such a footnote in 40k
storm jungle
With again, legal consideration
no
arctic talon
Yes that’s the imperium doing it for no fucking reason
queen laurel
So Lex is wrong this time
arctic talon
Beastmen literally are not inherently fucked up in 40K
crystal forum
No Jay abhumans are basically just mutations that are the equivalent of evolutio...
im talking about beastmen
queen laurel
im talking about beastmen
Beastmen are basically that then yeah
arctic talon
It’s not like whfb and AoS where they’re bound to chaos from the moment they’re born
queen laurel
They have the traits of a beast
crystal forum
because i know for a fact that mutants can be gross hybrids of bird and penguins
celest dome
Hell it's even "On many worlds they are hunted and slaughtered as unclean mutant"
Not all
queen laurel
because i know for a fact that mutants can be gross hybrids of bird and penguins
The difference here is beastmen are stable enough to reproduce with each other
crystal forum
so they're stable!!!!!
queen laurel
so they're stable!!!!!
Why do you think they are called ab humans
arctic talon
so they're stable!!!!!
Yes
celest dome
Violence will not make you right
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/1a-lex-luthor-superman-nicholas-hoult-directive-gif-49993...
Yep you are wrong
The lex says they are abhumans
crystal forum
so beastmen are a stable kind of mutant
celest dome
Ye
arctic talon
Yes
queen laurel
so beastmen are a stable kind of mutant
Yes
crystal forum
ok we got this
arctic talon
Though there’s some levels of variation
celest dome
Hence being possible to have the "Abhuman tag"
arctic talon
The imperium just uses them as a scape goat
arctic talon
why arent felinids beastmen
Good question
spring cairn
i feel like the results of them reproducting is too random to label them stable
arctic talon
Ask the imperium/GW for that one
storm jungle
why arent felinids beastmen
Because they arent from the same fucking genetic pool
arctic talon
Also that
queen laurel
I literally edit the lex
You got me there but why did you say they are mutants not abhumans
storm jungle
You got me there but why did you say they are mutants not abhumans
BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY MUTANTS
celest dome
why arent felinids beastmen
Maybe cause they don't look like Beastmen but have cat nature in different ways
celest dome
BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY MUTANTS
All Abhuman are
crystal forum
what book is that
storm jungle
All Abhuman are
Shut up
crystal forum
the book of lies?
queen laurel
BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY MUTANTS
Yeah but you could have used a different term to make it clearer
storm jungle
what book is that
Killteam Gallowdark
queen laurel
Abhumans
storm jungle
Yeah but you could have used a different term to make it clearer
I did. It kinda flew over your heads
now shut up
queen laurel
<:slap:733179221102297213>
You're going to have to hit me harder than that weakling
celest dome
Catachan are mutant
crystal forum
WHAT
celest dome
Wolf is a mutant
storm jungle
You're going to have to hit me harder than that weakling
I dont gotta hear this freaky shit, simmer down
storm jungle
Catachan are mutant
What, no
storm jungle
I mean technically it does
crystal forum
the purple eyes
queen laurel
What, no
I think he's referring to the way they grew up on such a brutal environment they straight up gained unnatural physical strength for a human
storm jungle
I think he's referring to the way they grew up on such a brutal environment they...
no
celest dome
but that doesnt make them mutant
What do you think make someone a mutant then ?
spring cairn
yo why diddn' i get cool ass ourple eyes
crystal forum
then i would be considered a mutant because red hair
spring cairn
this shit ain't fair
queen laurel
Which is fair but like
storm jungle
then i would be considered a mutant because red hair
No?
queen laurel
Catachan are still human
spring cairn
i didn't know it was a thing
celest dome
then i would be considered a mutant because red hair
Yes
storm jungle
Red hair isn ta mutation
queen laurel
Just stronger
crystal forum
What do you think make someone a mutant then ?
when they're gross
storm jungle
its literally something most people can get
a mutation is like 1 in a 100 thing
lol
crystal forum
it's a mutant gene
celest dome
Heterochroma is a mutation
spring cairn
at 2.10m i might aswell be one
queen laurel
you're deffo a mutant
Jay is a fucked up looking beastmen
storm jungle
Jay is a fucked up looking beastmen
yeet
celest dome
Red hair and blond hairs are old mutation, that have been shared enough that we don't see it as mutation anymore
celest dome
Does the Mailman
crystal forum
maybe
im glad we settled on the abhuman/mutant/beastman discussion
i still think it makes no sense
but when do imperial classifications ever do
celest dome
Anyway:
"Normal Human"
If doesn't look like one but useful -> Abhuman
If really doesn't look like one, but still useful -> Subs
If really not useful -> Mutant
queen laurel
i still think it makes no sense
Just think of it this way,
Stable, and reproduction results are predictably going to spawn the same guy abhuman
Random mutations that could be just like tentacles growing out of someone's brain growing gills or a growing crab claws that they cannot pass down mutant
crystal forum
Anyway:
"Normal Human"
If doesn't look like one but useful -> Abhuman
If really ...
mutant is just a catch all term for gross afaik
in the imperium
celest dome
Basically
vagrant fox
they're all mutants fit for nothing but purging, the liberty of the imperium must be watered with the blood of the impure
something like that
vagrant fox
yea
crystal forum
FOR DEMOCRACY
vagrant fox
bowling
queen laurel
mutant is just a catch all term for gross afaik
If they basically exhibit these abilities
crystal forum
INVISIBILITY
queen laurel
INVISIBILITY
Yeah mutations are just kind of like that
crystal forum
you can just mutant your way into superpowers
queen laurel
If you become Spider-Man an entire mob is going to lynch you
opaque coyote
crystal forum
mutants are time lords
celest dome
If you become Spider-Man an entire mob is going to lynch you
Oh ye, but that's just due to Spiderman being hated by the writers
queen laurel
Oh ye, but that's just due to Spiderman being hated by the writers
I was talking about the imperium but yeah that too
opaque coyote
Or cry
crystal forum
i think you guys are glossing over the MANIPULATING TIME
spring cairn
bowling > demoKKKracy
queen laurel
i think you guys are glossing over the MANIPULATING TIME
Yeah but actually helpful human mutations are rare
Most of the time it's just something basic as
Your arm is now a crab claw
crystal forum
that's a bit over the top for a mutant no?
storm jungle
Are you fucking kidding me
crystal forum
i cant think of a psyker who can change time
storm jungle
Ahriman.
opaque coyote
Are you fucking kidding me
Wish I was
storm jungle
Mephiston.
opaque coyote
arctic talon
That’s accurate to them
opaque coyote
It could just be a post pointing something out
celest dome
Stasis Shell
crystal forum
black templar fans are stupid next question
near wasp
Is there only one necrons killteam?
arctic talon
In the comments
queen laurel
that's a bit over the top for a mutant no?
They usually just look like this
celest dome
Is there only one necrons killteam?
2 or 3
crystal forum
They usually just look like this
yeah ik what a mutant is they're in a bunch of books as generic hive scum
near wasp
About to be 2
Release date of the new one?
near wasp
Ehhh I'll look thanks
celest dome
There was one in KT2018
near wasp
Combod with what
crystal forum
guys i thought we all agreed to not speak about the new black templar lore
celest dome
Combod with what
Death watch ?
arctic talon
Deathwatch vs the canoptek killteam
opaque coyote
They’re calling the person stupid
celest dome
"Do you mean Horus"
near wasp
Ok so I'm gonna be getting a Ork and a necron kill team for my coworker and his son
paper haven
The crazy fanatics are acting like crazy fanatics?
arctic talon
Heirotek is on its own
If you want that one
The new necron KT is like
The lobotomizer in terms of difficulty
That shit hurts my head
opaque coyote
The crazy fanatics are acting like crazy fanatics?
My le space marines le kill people??
paper haven
Oppenheimer moment
near wasp
Heirotek is on its own
That's what I'll be getting
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-...
It’s my le angels of death kill people
storm jungle
fucked up mang
anyway another penny in the jar for "Can BT fans be normal challenge"
paper haven
(Impossible)
near wasp
Deus vult
paper haven
Whenever I get tired of watching the BT fans be themselves, I like to go to the Death Korps fans.
It really brings me back to my baseline.
vagrant fox
I rotate between a few space marine subreddits just to chuckle at them, it's free entertainment
paper haven
Black Templars suddenly attack Tallarn for being too different
vagrant fox
The minotaurs subreddit can be really funny
opaque coyote
"Kill all musli- I MEAN heretics"
Honestly a SM with a Khopesh sounds sick
storm jungle
The minotaurs subreddit can be really funny
Minotaurs are great beacuse they are like CSM fans.
"Lmao we are assholes. Its great."
opaque coyote
Power Khopesh
storm jungle
Already exists
storm jungle
TSons
celest dome
Chain Khopesh
paper haven
For loyalists
celest dome
That would be cool
vagrant fox
Last time I visited I saw them argueing that Moloc could take on a custodes dreadnought easy, the powerwanking is out of control
opaque coyote
>TSons
That's why Tsons are the best.
Sandpilled and flesh changed.
Loyalist Middle Eastern SMs sound cool though
paper haven
Last time I visited I saw them argueing that Moloc could take on a custodes drea...
Moloc the guy who constantly loses fights?
vagrant fox
yea
opaque coyote
paper haven
I'm sure he'll do well against custodes dreadnaughts, quite literally the oldest and most venerable warriors in the imperium
near wasp
Minotaurs are great beacuse they are like CSM fans.
Have you seen those shorts of that loud ass mfer with the ski mask who plays a minotaur in sm2. Bros actually just a minotaur
opaque coyote
Moloc the guy who constantly loses fights?
Nah he'll Aura farm his way out of it trust
paper haven
That guy put thunder warriors into the dirt, you think you can match him?
opaque coyote
That's a lot of aura that he farmed
Too bad he constantly causes a drought
paper haven
You gotta rotate your crops
opaque coyote
You gotta rotate your crops
- Lucius after he loses a fight
(he is transforming into the winner)
opaque coyote
Great gimmick
Honestly it is a fun one purely because it makes thematic sense
How do you become perfect in battle?
paper haven
I do feel like Lucious could be more than he is if only the writers were better
I actually sort of liked him in the horus heresy books
opaque coyote
How do you become perfect in battle?
Literally turn into the winner
opaque coyote
I do feel like Lucious could be more than he is if only the writers were better
My gimmick has a character???
Ewwwww
paper haven
Having character sort of gets in the way of the vibe GW is going for
crystal forum
lucius is great in the HH opening trilogy
before he had literal plot device powers
it was way easier to write him as a self absorbed asshole since he gets beaten all the time
and the fact that he has to fight his way back onto horus's good side just to survive the istvan massacre
celest dome
The most fun thing about Lucius in 40k is watching people say how they would beat Lucius without the curse backstabbing them
crystal forum
yeah people dont seem to get that him being unbeatable is the point
like no person in the universe wouldn't feel satisfaction after killing him
storm jungle
The most fun thing about Lucius in 40k is watching people say how they would bea...
also even if they didnt feel satisfaction its like
he has actual in-universe plot armor
Slaanesh just spawns him back in lol
crystal forum
also the important part here
is that this pisses off lucius every time
since that means he was defeated
slaanesh does this specifically to mess with lucius
queen laurel
he has *actual* in-universe plot armor
He literally can take over necrons and someone who's just proud of making landmines that he died to
crystal forum
in conclusion: kaldor draigo would win
you can only defeat plot armor with plot armor
which is why you'll never find lucius fighting an important 40k character
opaque coyote
slaanesh does this specifically to mess with lucius
It's an ironic blessing/punishment
He will win every fight
But not by his own skill
Fortitude
Or any sort of skill he actually has
crystal forum
he wants to be the best swordsman in the galaxy and the fact that he can be defeated means he never will be
arctic talon
I know the person who made this lmao
crystal forum
and he never gets to rematch the people he loses against since he absorbs them
so he's literally carrying around his failure
opaque coyote
and he never gets to rematch the people he loses against since he absorbs them
He will never develop his skills cause he can't.
He's an artist without a reference
Without criticism
And he knows that
Overall, Slaanesh and Tzeentch should collab
Truly they would make the most diabolical "pranks"
lofty mason
Has Big-E been alive and doing things since he was born or he takes periodic long sleeps? It's kinda funny how Big-E could be in this chat right now. I mean having a guy doing things since 8,000 bc is kinda cool.
opaque coyote
arent those guys sworn enemies
They hate each other the least
Compared to Tzeentch with Khorne and Nurgle
crystal forum
Has Big-E been alive and doing things since he was born or he takes periodic lon...
it's strongly suggested that he was alexander the great
opaque coyote
Who actively goes against each other concept wise
crystal forum
and possibly jesus
arctic talon
Also he destroyed the Tower of Babel which existed in 40K
lofty mason
it's strongly suggested that he was alexander the great
At this point, every single prominent figures in human history. Probably one of Egyptian pharoahs as well.
opaque coyote
and possibly jesus
Always thought that it would be appropriate if he was Judas.
He seems like the type of guy to sell somebody out for the equivalent of 4 months of work
crystal forum
i just know there's a strong hint to bible
in end and the death
with "the meek" or something
queen laurel
But was being built with enuncia
How is a tower literally made out of language a thing I'm not going to question
arctic talon
How is a tower literally made out of language a thing I'm not going to question
Enuncia is space magic
Language
Chaos shit
lofty mason
What do you guys think he's doing now?
queen laurel
Enuncia is space magic
Yeah words of power like Skyrim
opaque coyote
Always thought that it would be appropriate if he was Judas.
He seems like the ...
Like Jesus was another perpetual and the Emperor couldn't stand that somebody was
More kind
More intelligent
And better than him
crystal forum
What do you guys think he's doing now?
doom posting on 4chan
queen laurel
Way more fucked
opaque coyote
Like Jesus was another perpetual and the Emperor couldn't stand that somebody wa...
So he betrayed him
lofty mason
Big-E is probably one of GW employees selling Astartes figures.
storm jungle
Always thought that it would be appropriate if he was Judas.
He seems like the ...
Was gonna say
opaque coyote
Never really getting his words
crystal forum
enuncia is very funny lore
storm jungle
why the fuck do people think the Emperor would be jesus
hes literally hitler
he probably was pals with him
lol
crystal forum
hey the quote is pretty basic
opaque coyote
he probably was pals with him
Definitely not
Hitler is a vegan
storm jungle
Definitely not
Hitler is a vegan
That we know of.
crystal forum
i also dont think GW would make him jesus
crystal forum
since that would be fucked
opaque coyote
i also dont think GW would make him jesus
Again, Judas fits him the most
The Emperor would be a salty enough bitch to do that
lofty mason
Don't think GW wanna touch any "modern" figures since it will invite controversies.
opaque coyote
Actually sounds like an interesting idea
crystal forum
anyways all we know about big E during our time is he was hiding
and probably shaping the path of humanity slightly
opaque coyote
Honestly I feel like he would be Mansa Musa
crystal forum
but he's boring. ol persson is interesting since he was a soldier in afghanistan
nocturne crest
hes literally hitler
I thought it was implied he was Stalin?
opaque coyote
and the last catholic in the galaxy
Catheric* 🤓
Jokes aside
Ollanius is actually interesting
lofty mason
I want Gaben to be Big-E, so he can continue development of Half-Life 3 some time in his immortal life.
opaque coyote
too bad he's just a plot device for HH
Also again, funny that the Emperor was like
"Hey yo Ollanius hear out my plan"
"no"
shanks the Emperor and leaves
crystal forum
lol
perpetuals are so funny
they see the emp as just another dude
they knew him back in college
opaque coyote
they knew him back in college
"Man that guy's an asshole. I'm totally never gonna be like hi-"
(MOST OF THEM WIPE EACH OTHER OUT)
opaque coyote
Honestly it's terrifying to think that the Emperor might be one of the LEAST asshole perpetual
storm jungle
I thought it was implied he was Stalin?
The only figure we know he was is Alexander
and thats thanks to Dan Abnett
anything else is never said
crystal forum
The only figure we know he was is Alexander
yeah that one is so on the nose
opaque coyote
The only figure we know he was is Alexander
Honestly fits him
storm jungle
Honestly fits him
no
opaque coyote
Like Alexander was a prick
storm jungle
yeah that one is so on the nose
classic Abnett tbh
crystal forum
he literally names his capital ship after alexander's horse
the rest is just cheekily implied by abnet
storm jungle
its not even implied
opaque coyote
the rest is just cheekily implied by abnet
Might as well be hit on the head with a fucking metal bat
opaque coyote
storm jungle
trust me, i read those dumbass books
crystal forum
we just get Alexander
wdym we get some super cryptic clues in end and the desth
storm jungle
wdym we get some super cryptic clues in end and the desth
like what
crystal forum
like in a single paragraph
storm jungle
where
opaque coyote
trust me, i read those dumbass books
Again
As subtle as an Ogryn smashing somebody's head in with a pickaxe
nocturne crest
im not crazy though right
Nah.
opaque coyote
something about the meek is mentioned
I remember that too yeah
Might not mean anything but I remember making a mini hc about how The Emperor was Judas
Definitely not Jesus since he was chill as fuck
opaque coyote
maybe he was pontious pias
The guy that stabbed him while he was on the cross?
crystal forum
no the roman who sentenced him to death
opaque coyote
Ah
crystal forum
and then washed his hands of guilt
vagrant fox
I think Malcador says the Emps has something been meek in order to inherit the world or some nonsense
Malcador try not to suck the emperor dry challenge
storm jungle
the geek shall inherit the earth....
storm jungle
Malcador try not to suck the emperor dry challenge
M-
MY-
MUH KING OF AGES
UAAAGH-
crystal forum
malcador casually owning the mona lisa
storm jungle
King of this Dick in yo mouth-
vagrant fox
valid
vagrant fox
valid also
crystal forum
woah
storm jungle
before uhhh moving onto humans
paper haven
I want Gaben to be Big-E, so he can continue development of Half-Life 3 some tim...
Wishful thinking
storm jungle
nocturne crest
I think he was just a racist
I wonder if Big-E was onboard with Mal cloning that Eldar that kept killing himself.
crystal forum
i genuinely think that emp has been trying to tear down humanity for ages
but he sucked so much that he could never do it
storm jungle
I wonder if Big-E was onboard with Mal cloning that Eldar that kept killing hims...
He prob wouldnt give a shit
nocturne crest
i genuinely think that emp has been trying to tear down humanity for ages
His idea of humanity isn't ours.
paper haven
I wish someone could have predicted this
crystal forum
like emp is responsible for Q anon
lofty mason
like emp is responsible for Q anon
Big-E is part of deep state at this point 😂
crystal forum
but then humanity became super powerful during the space age and he couldn't do shit anymore
so his pathetic ass had to wait for the age of strife
paper haven
To be fair he wasn't needed
storm jungle
His idea of humanity isn't ours.
Basically the dream of every tyrant.
crystal forum
instead of warning humanity during the peak of its achievements he was doom posting in his cave
paper haven
I like to think he just fucked off for a while
storm jungle
instead of warning humanity during the peak of its achievements he was doom post...
he legit 100% founded r/atheism
paper haven
I believe it
opaque coyote
Malcador try not to suck the emperor dry challenge
Related
paper haven
Big-E definitely has a fedora
opaque coyote
crystal forum
ever heard peter thiel talk
that's the emp man
literally shares the same beliefs
LITERALLY
opaque coyote
ever heard peter thiel talk
Ew
Don't compare the Emperor to him.
He's actually worse somehow and I hope he suffers a horrible and painful death
I hope his soul burns
crystal forum
it's wild so say thiel might be more evil than the emp
opaque coyote
He makes me wish that Hell exists
crystal forum
and it might even be true
nocturne crest
HORUS!!!!
opaque coyote
HORUS!!!!
Imagine if a blood angel immediately saw
A bald man
And then the black death immediately takes over them
"HORRRUUSSS"
nocturne crest
Rip Joe Rogan.
crystal forum
good
nocturne crest
He's the only bald person I can think of currently.
opaque coyote
Rip Joe Rogan.
I think we should flay him instead
Donald Trump
He is bald without the wig
nocturne crest
100%
crystal forum
He's the only bald person I can think of currently.
phil collins
lofty mason
It's good to know that we a canonnically in 40k lore :)
crystal forum
doctor phil
vagrant fox
patrick stewart is nice smile
nocturne crest
Woody Harrison?
vagrant fox
and of course, mister worldwide, pitbull
opaque coyote
and of course, mister worldwide, pitbull
I remember when 4chan actually like
Hijacked a poll.
Essentially he was gonna visit a walmart
crystal forum
im out of bald people
opaque coyote
And you could vote on which Walmart he could go to
nocturne crest
Wait, so what happens if the Blood Angel fights the Rock?
vagrant fox
Dr Evil and Minime
opaque coyote
So they chose Kodiak Alaska.
The most isolated Walmart they could find
vagrant fox
Oh yeah that poll, I voted on it
opaque coyote
And he actually went there
nocturne crest
Dr Evil and Minime
Mini me gone buddy.
lofty mason
Big-E could be acting right now. I heard that he likes the name "Henry" and "Cavill".
opaque coyote
And made a whole thing about it
vagrant fox
Mini me gone buddy.
He's alive in my heart
nocturne crest
Shit, he could take out Putin.
opaque coyote
Oh yeah that poll, I voted on it
Honestly the fact that the man actually did it is based
vagrant fox
those are characters
false, real people
nocturne crest
Why do swifties believe She's gay?
opaque coyote
Didn't she have several boyfriends?
vagrant fox
yes
lofty mason
Why do swifties believe She's gay?
She literally sing songs about breaking up with guys 😂
opaque coyote
Why do swifties believe She's gay?
I mean she might be bi at most?
But like
She's probably straight
vagrant fox
They interpret gay themes and easter eggs in the lyrics and decide from that
opaque coyote
There's no evidence to prove otherwise
opaque coyote
They interpret gay themes and easter eggs in the lyrics and decide from that
Copington City
vagrant fox
Most celebrity stans are very peculiar
opaque coyote
It's similar to how I can make a gay character
vagrant fox
bis don't exist
opaque coyote
Actually even with having most of my friend group being some flavor of LGBTQ
I literally don't know the difference between Bi and Pan
Like they sound the same
crystal forum
pan would be if somebody actually fucked multiple genders and liked it
opaque coyote
?
celest dome
I just go with who ever hit on me
vagrant fox
too much effort I gotta autismmax, no time for people
crystal forum
I literally don't know the difference between Bi and Pan
imo bi is literally binary
as in you only are into cis men and cis women
opaque coyote
Oh
crystal forum
no other genders
opaque coyote
Ohh
crystal forum
that's me thoufh
opaque coyote
Then probably pan
crystal forum
i have argued with people a lot
because most people think bi and pan means the same
even though bi people very clearly exist
opaque coyote
Idk man I just like dick and pussy
crystal forum
have you tried it
opaque coyote
Yeah
crystal forum
both
opaque coyote
Yeah
celest dome
You can have a preference
crystal forum
would you be into a nonbinary person
or gender fluid
or non passing trans to an extent
opaque coyote
would you be into a nonbinary person
My boyfriend is non-binary and also FtM.
They prefer he/they
crystal forum
then you're pan in my book
opaque coyote
Yippee?
Idk man I just like them and they like me
But I guess I know the proper term
Pan
crystal forum
put that on your linkedin
opaque coyote
I have also thought about experimenting with switching genders
But also it is NOT THE RIGHT TIME
I know it's never really the correct time but God damn is right now the worst
It's depressing.
To say the least.
It's ironic since I kinda was in the right pipeline when I was
12?
Quickly got out of that shit
I was only in it cause I was a stupid middle schooler
I kinda know the mindset of some people who are transphobic and homophobic
They literally don't understand.
It scares them because they don't understand
outer wave
Its true tbh
vagrant fox
Sounds wack to me, I don't understand but I've decided to just not care
opaque coyote
And a lack of understanding has three reactions to people in general
Curiosity
Not caring
Or
"Remove it so it isn't my problem"
vagrant fox
I remember my initial reaction was something like "that's weird as hell, why would you do that" followed by "I gotta play some gmod man"
outer wave
Sounds wack to me, I don't understand but I've decided to just not care
Yeah, but you at least have empathy to at least not witch hunt against trans fellas
opaque coyote
I've had to deal with internal feelings.
I am definitely not gonna get into them but I can admit that they still scare me a little.
If there is one true thing in this world. There is always a deeper layer to the self than what you have dug into.
opaque coyote
Yeah, but you at least have empathy to at least not witch hunt against trans fel...
That is
Literally
What I ask for
To not worry about being shot
Or worse
It's a basic thing
Apparently the US government is actively refusing to do it
rocky gale
Unfortunately the UK government is copying
vagrant fox
The only thing that annoys me is that you can get a sex change through the government healthcare here and I gotta pay taxes for it, which is used by other europeans who move temporarily to get a free sex change and then they leave again
But, if it helps people not die c'est la vie
opaque coyote
The only thing that annoys me is that you can get a sex change through the gover...
I mean
In the USA it is extremely expensive.
And also go through 10,000 hoops
Like again, my FtM friend vented to me about it.
I get wanting to make sure that people are sure about it.
vagrant fox
Yeah there's just a longass waiting list here because not so many doctors specialize in it, the waiting list is like 16-20 months for hormone therapy and half a decade for an operation
rocky gale
In the UK it's free but like, you've got to wait on an 8 year waiting list before even being seen for an initial assessment
vagrant fox
I know of someone who's ordering microbrewery hormones just because the waiting list is too long
opaque coyote
Yeah there's just a longass waiting list here because not so many doctors specia...
Yeah it's similar here.
Except you also have to pay for it.
opaque coyote
💀
rocky gale
Yea more and more people are doing DIY because of it and the UK governments response is basically "Doctors are no longer allowed to provide safeguards for people using DIY"
vagrant fox
I think it's illegal here as well but I'm not well read in the subject
But the French are apparently cooking up some good stuff
opaque coyote
Yea more and more people are doing DIY because of it and the UK governments resp...
Also you wanna know a really unfortunate fact about me
Harry Potter was one of my first experiences in Fantasy
rocky gale
It's not illegal, it just disqualified you from the NHS waiting list if you did it, but you could still notify your GP about it and arrange regular blood tests to ensure that you were still at safe levels while using DIY. Government recently shut that down though
opaque coyote
And I still have a bit of nostalgia for it. Even though the books weren't that good.
median star
But the French are apparently cooking up some good stuff
theyre turning the frogs gay its over
opaque coyote
It's not illegal, it just disqualified you from the NHS waiting list if you did ...
Bro what the fu
opaque coyote
And I still have a bit of nostalgia for it. Even though the books weren't that g...
And JK Rowling was
Actually an inspiration of sorts
To see a world so detailed and fantastical
...
rocky gale
Rowling was always kinda odd about gender tbh
vagrant fox
I remember reading the first HP book directly after reading the first LOTR book and I thought it was kind of beans
opaque coyote
I remember reading the first HP book directly after reading the first LOTR book ...
Yeah this was back when I was like
8
rocky gale
She chose JK Rowling as her title to sound like a man, then when she made her second set of novels she did so pretending to be a man (Robert Galbraith)
vagrant fox
I've always been a contrarian, I remember seeing the first pokemon on gameboy and I thought it looked beans and I haven't liked pokemon since
opaque coyote
Tbf some parts are still good.
Book 5 has a really good fight scene between the Death Eaters and Potter + his friends.
opaque coyote
Tbf some parts are still good.
Book 5 has a really good fight scene between the...
Really creative usage of spells.
...
nocturne crest
There's also the fact the US government wants to ban trans people from owning firearms.
opaque coyote
On Potter's side
The Death Eaters
Literally just spammed the killing spell
Like God damn is that lame
You got potter using the environment and spells to delay the death eaters and take them down.
vagrant fox
tbh it was the biggest dream when I was young to see the rocky mountains and go along most of route 66 but I've cancelled that entirely