#40k-lore-chat
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so I got no clue whats going on in terms of story
did you play vt2
do you even play darktide 
oh right, dont you get early access
for writing space wolf poetry in swedish or something
oh shit bardin was originally a ranger
I always assumed he was a slayer 
its nice to have a solo dwarf be a ranger instead of a slayer for a change
I did, lots.
A little bit.


(been playing since release)
its always fried
bruh
they are called northlanders
literally all the viking dudes in fantasy are norscans
bro
oh the rotbloods arent the skaven nvm
i thought they were a skaven clan i didnt run into 
one thing I like about vt2 is the environment diversity tbh
maybe its just the sword and sandal fantasy, but I kinda dislike how darktide is just jammed into a hive city so far for story reasons
send us on a ship boarding or something
💀
well, I guess ship boarding is not that diverse either
the group of skaven and norscans working together are pactsworn
I'm pretty sure the clan you are fighting is clan fester
right
For skaven
Wouldn't be that different from being in the Metalfab or Chasm terminus 💀
correct
ye
just send us into some uh, ancient underground temple in the atoman wastes idk
or maybe sister hive someday
The only sensible use of the 2nd Hive will always be Chaos Waste
im down
like i dont mind anything except more hive city aesthetic
or just let it be somewhere in the hive city but make it more distinct still
like maybe higher spire of throneside
or lower than the torrent
I like carnival before it goes indoor too, once you get indoor it feels the same
but carnival streets look different mostly
also mortis trial map looks super generic, missed opportunity
After all that, the group toasted to simply having a quiet drink with each other. Then they went on a tavern crawl whilst fighting through hordes of Pactsworn absolutely drunk. They took their time to chug drinks at the Hungry Troll Tavern, Feuerblümchens Bier Haus and the Obese Megalodon where they discovered the potent brew Bugman's XXXXXX. However this discovery caused hordes of elite enemies to swarm them, leading to a barfight in the now-burning tavern. The group drunkenly butchered their foes before leaving after a delightful night of drinking and fighting to find rest before suffering from the equally epic hangovers that were liable to come their way.

also I feel like thats sufficient for just exterminatus
have they ever actually managed to reverse the chaos wastes effect
no
in general 40k lore
like if 2nd sister city was chaos waste-y, and you got rid of all the bad guys, destroyed all the shrines
does it just go back to normal
There is no known equivalent to the Chaos Waste tbh
Other than the Eye itself
So difficult to really say
its probably gonna have like cultists pop up forever even after it gets cleansed
like some guys gonna go to bed in that region and hear daemonic whispers all the time
The closest thing to chaos wastes is daemon worlds and other really warpy places
Tbh
hey wolf you saw blitzcrank in 2xko?
Yes
It’s a tag fighter it’s fine lol
Yeah 2XKO is more on the anime fighter side
a lot more fast paced i guess
that is true
but honestly it might be my favorite incarnation of him i'm not gonna lie
im so happy
YO is the one on the bottom left an ogre gut plate
yup
FINALLy
and 3 of these factions are most likely getting a major erlease
ossiarhc is here and idk why
ogor
ughh
yeah but i just usually shortcut them
fine, og-or
at least ogor is spelt like how an ogor would say it
whos the greasus type leader guy in aos for the og0rs
and duardin is alerady a dwarf world, aelf is the only rela questionable one
we will see after the COMPLETE MODEL REFREHS BABYYYY
Ogre Kingdom ?
One is for each of the Alliances, so bottom left is Ogors for Destruction
Top left is probably for Death, looks like more Soulblight Deathrattle
right
i think they can stand to do a reincarnated golgfag type dude, i dont mind that
Not bottom right ?
Kind of look like a philactery with some souls or something
they would literally just make a version to replace a character like for grimgor they went with the fist of gork with Gordrakk
yeah thats what I mean
although i meant more like eltharion too
in the sense thats its just a reincarnated version of the same guy
like celestant prime
unfortunately with destruction they are probably just gonna make an equivalent character not reincarnate the guy
its no biggie, i dont mind tbh
Destruction having Skarsnick return by having him possess some Goblins could be cool
As he is now a moon
do they even have the maw in aos

Not as a landmass
But as a god most likely as Butcher still exist
oh?
to be honest bringing back a character is just boring with others it can make sense because they can grow and stuff but literally destruction warhammer fantasy characters aren't really known for being able to grow because of you know they are already pretty much set in life and the replacements are pretty much cool like Skragrott, the loon king
yeah and the culture does too, like the gutplates and things
also the great maw has been mutating ghur
the great maw is kinda 2 entities?
it depends on who you are when you worship it
No I think bottom right is some sort of Order alchemist or Wizard and top right will be Chaos with more Chorfs
yeah the gulping god and i forgot the other name
an aspect of gorkamorka? HERESY
Gorka Morka practically encompasses all destruction worship
recent lore confirmed gulping god is his own entity
the lex is old
End times. the maw merged with grimgor and gork and mork
for some reason
as the huners adn hunted warcry box
although I was enjoying having ogres be my fav bf faction and gargants and bonereapers be my fav aos faction , but if the ogors are dope they are gonna displace my love for gargants
which is very weird because they mixed them and now they are just separating them
they are probably both
Top left: Undead (Look somewhat like Tomb King stuff)
Top right: Destruction (Belt buckle look like those Orruck ones) or Order (Fyreslayer)
Bottom left: Destruction
Bottom right: Chaos ? Or Undead
Feel like 2 fit more with undead than anything
are we talking about hte same thign?
top right is fire slayers I can recognize that hair color everywhere
i'm pretty sure that's a beard ornament
top left is maggotkin of nurgle, top right is fyreslayers, bototm left is ogors, and bototm right is ossiarch
top right is fyreslayers for sure, its got that orange beard
if you want i can literally go pick out every single symbol from all of these
Does look somewhat bony
so when the nids are done consuming a planet, do the gaunt type ground forces get reabsorbed into goo by the hive fleet or do they actually like sit in a pod on the ships
Yeah that's how they repurpose the materials used on the creatures
do all the nids get reabsorbed?
yes
damn, I thought the hive tyrant gets to be the only one sitting on a throne on a hive ship, casually relaxing
while the others get turned into goo
I mean why would they
hive tyrants are just commanders
you are thinking of Norn Queens who actually sit on hiveships
hive tyrants literally get their immortality because every time they die the hive mind just copy and paste them
so they don't mind jumping into the pool and getting reborn again
^
norn queens cant fight themselves either right
like they are just a big breeding chamber thing
Yeah they are like xenomorph queens
they are sitting on the ship gene-splicing and playing RTS commanders
but its all done by the Hivemind
all Nids share 1 consciousness
Yeah they just stay in the ship
well like the xenomorph queen if she couldnt remove the birthing sack
yeah that
also does genestealers kiss not work on marines
oh right
Marines are literally forged weapons
space marines dont have sex either
Trying to infiltrate that is just f****** stupid
well, unless you're a viking i guess?
space wolves dont fuck
figured
Lukas meme lore
that one part of the desolation of baal, was that the point where they confirmed the hivemind was an entity in it's own right and not just the gestalt minds of all the nids?
How many tyranid rippers does it take to change a lightbulb?
id like the hive mind to have a physical manifestation just for the sake of it, kinda boring if its just an intangible shared consciousness that only exists in their minds
they would likely just eat the lightbulb
It is the conciousness of all Nids
it controls all of them as they listen to its orders
No because thats stupid
its will being spread through every hivefleet is better
why would a mega-brain entity need a physical form
yeah but it also has a goal which iirc wasnt always the case or at least not confirmed
so? theres stupid stuff everywhere , just give it big boss body and theres no consequences if it gets destroyed, its basically like ultron
It doesnt fit the nids any capacity.
and thats even worse
or rather the hivemind is self aware
Then it will just get bodied by dumbass marine characters constantly
have you seen what has been done to the Swarmlord?
lmao
Yeah 
the hivemind might have a physical avatar, we might not have seen all the nids have to offer
the swarmlord should just be like like a generic nid type model like hive tyrant now instead of being a reincarnated special boy hive tyrant 
Leave it be
I thought part of the horror of the tyranids was exactly that we haven't seen all they have to offer
i wonder what nurgle makes of the nids with their style of turning into goo and coming back
Nothing
probably hates em
they are just aliens
They do but not as space marines, it typically happens before their recruitment by the chapter. Fenris being a deathworld and its people upholding a warrior culture, Fenrisian males tend to have kids as early as their teens cause yk, people can die pretty quickly on that planet lol
good, i want the bugs to be the biggest bad in the setting
fenris seems like a much worse deathworld than baal, not counting the nid invasion
but its got a lava cycle
the space wolves also force the locals to live like cavemen
Tbf from what I've heard the locals like it lmao
yeah
but if even one of the space wolves is able to see they dont need to live like that to make good marines you know its a fucked system
the locals probably all die horrible deaths too trying to join the space wolves, " oh youve spent all this time surviving the planet and managing its various dangers? its that time of year where you now run into them headfirst alone"
Yeah you dont really need feral worlds or a primitive populace for recruits
there isnt any reason for it
its just in-universe macho nonsense
Yup
Because like
you can literally be Conan the Barbarian for a recruit
and still die on the operating table

Tyranids slowly gnawing the ankle upwards of every faction while they point fingers and screech at each other is kind of funny
yup
Me watching the God of war take a battle shock test when I shot him with a goblin and he loses therefore he runs away
chaos vs nids is fun matchup
Do nids gain anything from eating daemons?
Nope
they are just warp-stuff
tho theres Hive Fleet Kronos which can vacuum-suck Daemons
So it's similar to necrons where they only lose biomass
i wonder if the nids consume everything in the milky way and all thats left is the eye of terror, are they gonna sail in there and get big W's
That one has a stronger shadow of the warp yeah
The clans of fenris literally have an event where they all fight each other in a massive battle so the space wolves can hand pick the young men of their choosing from said battle for recruitment lmfao
yeah most of the chapters have some uber elite recruitment insanity just to become a basic brother marine, its really funny because most of the marine grunts while competent dont really live upto having undergone that kind of training 
especially the deathworld types
It would be fine if they did that stupid macho man stuff if their numbers were just lower but stronger
at least the imperial fists just ask the nearest cops whos no1 right now in the local gang wars
well its a storytelling thing
you cant write a story of a regiment of marines with multiple generic battle brothers and have them all live upto the background of what it took for them to become one
or they just sneak in and watch the fights and bonk the best one on the head and steal them away
666 trials
so getting on your hands on a psyker, and then a psyker thats qualified to become a space marine, and then a grey knight
although I guess gk have some kinda advantage compared to other chapters because they totally bonk your memories right, so they can also shape you more directly i guess?
idk
and then you shove a daemon inside him and see if he can fight it off before it fuses to his soul forever
yeah its entertaining
yup
Pit fighting ?
sleep in coffin while being tormented mentally and physically
The Space Wolf one is fun iirc
also i got to say the whole former daemon hosts becoming immune to all future possesion is a neat and novel take on the whole thing
Exorcist right ?
and GK iirc
well, instead of them doing what they did with draigo doing his warp vacations and succeeding to showcase gk awesomeness, I much prefer how they handled it with crowe to do the same thing, like the sword constantly trying to corrupt him is cool
but afaik the lore is for anyone that was possed by a daemon and ether removed it themselves or got it removed before it fused to their soul completely
they become tainted hosts and immune to any daemon possession from that point on
I wonder what the Malevolent and the unlucky Marines have as ritual
including in the small details like he cant let someone touch it and he doesnt argue with it , just ignores it etc etc, its the details
whereas with draigo its just like " yeah this man is a god"
I don't see why not personally
Salamanders aspirants have to be apprentices to marines in a blacksmithing forge for like the first 5 years of their trial process
Not every gladiator champ is as good as another, and it could be a smaller but more tightly-knit and competitive pool
love that
what do white scars have to do, run a planetwide sprint without footwear?
salamanders and white scars are 2 chapters i know little about and frankly i need to fix that
Filthy igneans am I right
Alright who let Tsu'gan in the chat
All that is known is that the trials are brutal which push the Aspirants to the limits both physically and spiritually. Reported tests include reciting all 893 stanzas of the Battle of Kur and Huanglok; plunging into the icy depths of the Tovg ocean and returning with the horn of a mighty Oryavar whale; and crossing the Kherbal Flats in the summer and the winter.[40b]

White scars aspirants are also encouraged to take up extracurricular hobbies like poetry
that sounds reasonable, another white scars W
i bet for the blood ravens its probably something like " obtain a priceless relic from x chapter and report to this location."
Steal the golden throne

also goddamn the citadel of titan in this looks great
apparently their citadel is absolutely massive and almost nearly empty nonstop because the gk are scattered everywhere all the time, you only got the training areas for recruits making any kind of noise
nope, they just hold good old fashioned fights to the death called blood trials
winners get to become aspirants and go right into the scout training
well, the world they recruit from doesnt seem so bad tbh, those people are basically living in little tatooine type villages
and the jungle world
that ones worse probably
although it does have a fair share of ruins
~~ and lictors~~
it is the world the devestator dude in 2 came from
yup
Fallen Dagger Hall — A gathering hall named after Grand Master Kolgano who challenged the Grey Knights under his command to an unarmoured dagger duel, with the winner getting his jewel-encrusted Terminator armour. It serves as a place for close combat training for new recruits, drills, and sometimes for meetings with the Ordo Malleus
the gk clearly dont have a problem with inquisitorial funding
well
their track record isnt that bad
despite some uh..collateral here and there theyve banished some pretty big meanies
doing all that and being told the oryavar whale you killed wasn't mighty enough
that is some aspirant's life rn
As much as I don't vibe with the gameplay of Hd2, I do have to applaud the sense of satire they've been able to place in it
what do yall think of the tau inclave
Optimization?
Thing of the past
You just need to pay $2000 for a new GPU
It's a tale as old as time
Slap on a bunch of hardware
To solve a software problem

how far did you have to scroll back to respond to that
Not at all, it started with that
I went on the chat and there it was
With the option to go down to recent
So
I swear to god
Just let them cook
But nooo
They never do because money
Even though a successful game
GIVES YOU MORE MONEY
THEY KILL GOLDEN GOOSES EVERYDAY I SWEAR TO GO-

Sure you could skimp off on development
But that's literally an objective decrease of a chance that it is a success
MH wilds being rushed out just like MH rise

The only recent MH game not rushed out was World
But that game also went through development hell lmao
I'm going to be honest how do you top world in modern monster Hunter age
Wilds is good
It’s better then World was at this point in like
It’s lifecycle lol
Ultimately Capcom has literally never released a complete monster hunter game
Since MH2
lol
They’ve got this live service shit down before live service was a thing
lol
Jokes aside I think World is very good
But I also think Wilds will end up just as good if not better
When the DLC phase rolls in that's when we can decide
The dlc needs to finish all its title updates
Before lol
But Wilds at TU2 is much better then World at TU2
TU2?
Title update 2
I mean wilds has underwater combat
Basically how Capcom does live service
Even if it's only one monster
Why The f*** is Nurgle getting loaded

He's getting rotknights
Just like in total war
Because that's like his juggernaut equivalent
I mean he's like My second favorite next to khorne sometimes even The more so than him but like
Damn boy
He is getting loaded if that is true
Why does Festus sound like somebody from a Christmas film

I mean Nurgle does give gifts after all
It's just not the ones you usually want

I know the top left is fire slayers
And the bottom left is ogres
Wait top right is fire slayers
Well I just hope the fashion sense of the one on the top right is good
Top left lines up with the Nurgle rumors
Judging by the gut plate and metallic look I'm guessing the gut busters are getting the updates
For ogres
Which is you know the mercenary guys
Beast claw raiders won't be getting much I think
Maybe wrong channel but I'm looking for advice on a RT game
Like what do you actually do? In my mind the story I've got so far is kinda centred on 1 planet, I can't think of many reasons to branch out.
Which, annoyingly, invalids a whole ass character my buddy wants to play lmao
Daemon prince festus yessssss
Yea Nurgle has a surprising number of good models in AoS already that still hold up
While a lot of the Khorne ones are pretty dated looking
No one
He got hit with the curse of generefication
Yea he just lost his name
They turned my guy into a generic foot hero
him and Kroq Gar did not deserve this
Cool model though
Disciples of tzeentch
“In terms of named mortal character minis, we have no named mortal character minis”
But yeah disciples of tzeentch and blades of Khorne
Are def the most uh
Lacking?
Yea I'd say Nurgle was the most complete monogod Chaos faction in AoS
Followed by Slaanesh
For real
What are the chances that we'll see an IG vehicle named after Roboute Guilliman after the Leman Russ Battle Tank and Rogal Dorn Heavy Tank?
The Roboute Guilliman battle bicycle
Valkia, Egrimm and Tzarkan getting (new) miniatures in AoS would be quite cool
Who knows
the rogal dorn literally came out of nowhere lol
not really something we can guess
The mental image I have personally is a transport vehicle based on the Rhino chassis. Since Guardsmen are smaller than Marines, I could see it having two side weapon mounts on top of the front gun
Guilliman command vehicle
Which I still think it’s stupid ‘ah yes there’s like 50 guys who have the exact same blind monster guy built in him
Maybe, but the impression i got from it is "I guess the Guard are just gonna start naming vehicles after Primarchs"
Tbf they were twins originally
||Ferrus Manus Warsuit when?||
And the dude turned himself into a haemonculi to take over his brothers body
How common could that possibly be to be a generic tzeentch unit
Again we dont really know
yeah do magic then get a lil buddy
Oh fair
Do magic, learn a ton, tzeentch blessed you with the buddy
The buddy helps you out
And protects you
But if you ever lose tzeentch’s favor it’s gona take over your body
Wish they made him look different but nostalgia sells if
Ig
Maybe paint him pink or something?
I want a Warrior of Tzeentch that has control over multiple winds and it's represented by having multiple arms that are imbued with said winds
Would be cool
So you have on 1 side 1 arm, and ont he other 3 or 4
But the AoS curslings are dif from the whfb mini
Aqshy: set on fire and chained, holding a Sword
Chamon: made of Gold or mechanical in nature holding a Sword
Ghur: Beastly looking holding a spear
...
Shyish: desiccated hand holding a sickle
Ghyran: hand overgrown with roots and vines
Hysh and Ulgu Idfk
Hysh could have a hand holding a sand hourglass and maybe a snake bound over it
Ulgu maybe defaulting back to sword

And draped with cloth
Could someone do me a quicky? Could you start a download on epic games and watch the disk usage for a min? Could you tell me if yours is also having random spikes to 0 usage?
Good point
there are so many lamenters and salamanders in space marine 2, I'm disgusted
“We may be facists but we’re not evil”
the weak should be purged
also Lamenters
literally ate people
during Badab
as in civillians
What BA hasn’t
What is a good Lorehammer 40k YouTuber
Occulus Imperia, Arbitrator Ian
Leutin is dry as fuck
and marginally biased
but is accurate 99% of the time
Occulus Imperia, Arbitrator Ian,
Also Leutin if you have hours to waste.
Occulus is the one that narrates his videos as an in universe scribe on Terra right?
Yep he does
I’m surprised exorcists might be my favorite chapter, probably because they are grey knights with the aesthetics of word bearers
yeah love his videos
Honestly the idea itself is cool.
But also, in lore, how the fuck is the scribe alive
In their novel the Word Bearers actually even say thid
"Hey we are kinda similiar huh?"
"Fuck you."
LMAO
He knows shit that would get him vaporized by the Inquistion thousands of times over

Inqusition
Lol
as in inqusitorial scribe
yeah
also the potential implication that its not always the same scribe
and sometimes they've been uh removed
for knowing too much
I mean tbf the Inquistion kills their members more than the enemies
At times

Do you think they are gonna print more leviathan boxes at the end of the edition like they did last edition
bro's character is an inquisitorial scribe that got told "hey go dig in the deepest vaults on Terra to find any and all info you can"
It would be funny if it's actually just a lineage of similar looking and sounding people
We've never seen their face
Everytime a scribe gets uh disappeared
yeah
probably not
imo
if they do I'd be surprised
indomitus had extra printed due to how badly it got scalped
Kill scalpers

leviathan didn't have that issue since GW said it was MTO from the start
Leviathan got scalped to hell too
In the US at least
hell digging through the vast libraries and data vaults of Terra is a multi generational job
Is weshammer a trusted lorehammer youtuber
Fair
gets stuff wrong sometimes
Noted
Is adeptusridiculous to be trusted?
Meh
no
Recently they ahve been pretty bad about accuracy
It's for humor so no
its fun though
its for humor
They get stuff wrong
their book clubs are good
highly recomend those
thankfully none of them act like they know everything
I quit them when they stopped detective ridiculous and did the old World Series
I'm gonna guess there's like
Two sentences maximum
In terms of actual lore
Bru
before i stopped watching them I loved their Lamenter video, because they did it out of popular demand, then the video was like 40m
and at the end Bricky was like
"Yeah uh, thats kinda it."
LMAO
Holy shit double my prediction we're getting BANK
the recent terminus decree "outrage" shows how little is needed to spawn weeks of arguments over the lore lol
yup
So that tweet was 60% correct
what tweet
New Terminus Decree
Everybody must polish the Emperor's balls.
How to polish when he has none?
Nothing sah I am being a good person sah
Mgs reference?!?!?!??
Schrodinger's balls
this fandom legit needs virus bombing
Also related
and it better be the worst kind we can find
🙏
the spectrum is like
new miniature has dark skin
new miniature is a woman
new codex lore has some small blurb that is ""ANTI-LORE""
like wtf even is "anti-lore"
basically just not lore accurate
The average Warhammer fan
its fancy schmansy talk
true and real
I find the woman part weird because theyre very staunchly against the idea, until said women are attractive, and even then there's disagreements
Bro like
also you forgot being white
Get some pussy
if its a dark skinned woman oof
kill Chuds
I'm tired
we all are
40k has been an extremely male dominated hobby for 30 years and still somewhat is
chuds ruin everything
the idea of female characters being a tthe forefront of stuff is very new to some people
GW has been pushing for it post-2018
it was a big tipping point for diversity
and its done really well
"I am not a god" said the golden god man with flowing hair. "And only men shall receive me and my sons' seeds."
It only miss the "Orc is misunderstood". /s
yeet
You think the emperor was canonically bi?
100%
Yeah I feel he'd be bi
Yes next question
No way he isn't
Big E is Loki.
He definitely would start as bisexual then basically reach a point where sex doesnt matter to him.
lol
lmao
Alexander
this is actually a really good one
the not so great
abnett needs a leash
lol
Tyranid swarm initates
Stop
He does.
They will enjoy that...
he legit gets out of control
EVO fighting game tournament got bought by a company owned by the Saudi government 💀
either nothing happens
or something really "funny" happens
Oh no
EVO?
Not allowed to show the rainbow flag anymore
Shaheen and Rashid top tier again.
Evolution fighting game tournament its the biggest fighting game tournament worldwide
oh
Rashid has never been top tier tho smh
Lol, you might not remember how OP he was during his season.
6/8 top tournament players used him for like 6 months before the nerf.
so LGBT stuff is banned in Saudia Arabia, therefore we must ban every LGBT character from granblue fantasy versus rising.
Almost the level of Tekken 7 release Leroy.
what a roster we're left with
wonderful
💀
anyways I'm all in on nothing happening
maybe an EVO tournament in Saudi Arabia
LMFAO
Fucking
kronos unveiled ass board
we got a roster of 9 
surely this is viable for a tournament
Mortal Kombat 2 looking roster 💀
the curse of making characters playersexual means any character thats remotely romantic is Bi 
Time to add 18 krorks and watch fans get mad about it for 2-3 weeks
why tf did discord add server tags and let people create some for private servers
Please do not make war of the beast part 2
I'm gona cry
if I see the word Primeorks again
leading Ork kultures and Clans
what is even the point of representing a server nobody can even see
and the Kultures and Clans are actually based on space marines
where do you think mine is from :)
lmao gottem
excuse me

its Klan
THE KEWL KROK KULTURE
you too
GW were very careful with this one
trust me
wait

YES

Lmao

Poor GW
Oh boy
had no idea
thats just

theres a reason they also uhhh removed the pointy hats from the old redemptionist designs
of the book
The Kool Kulture Klan
and Klan in non US versions
okay so jokes aside
Klan is sometimes used in ork material but rarely
since i assume the writers realised
it sounds fucking sussy lol
it doesnt help that the orks legit had some weird nazi material in their past for some fucking reason ala Stormboyz or Ghaz's warbanner
we just get Kulture
tbf Stormboyz are still
kinda
actually not really
its literally just the named stormboy warboss
yeah people nowadays assume they are called stormboyz because they storm places in jetpacks
the origin of the name though uh 💀
bruh it's clearly a reference to storm troopers from star wars
nah they're def meant to be
the stormboyz stuff
/j
I remember seeing that irl
and I was like
huh okay
oh my god the original ones
LOL
oh god lmao
Were they like Capirote’s or like actual hoods?
I'm now just imagining like
Everytime an Ork mentions "Klan". It's just overlayed with that annoying AF Tiktok Computer female voice saying "Clan".
literally why did GW think the fascist army would go well with the absolute anarchy of the orks
obviously based on Capirotes because religious but like the klan has absolutely ruined their image hence their removal
hold on lemme get it
Old > New
Yeah lol
They stil have the pointy hood option on like
one dude
but thats it
rather then all of them having it
ok but pointy hoods have many other uses
“YOU’RE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME”
Oh my lord they even have the lightning "S"
LITERALLY
but yeah it was a safe change
because the new redemptionist minis legit look amazing
The nefarious yankee ruined capirotes for the world, unforgivable
My favorite conversation
this is discriminatory against wizard hats
Conversation
americans learning what the spanish word for black is
I love talking about Nazi orks because it 1000% explains why like 20% of ork players are horrible people
I mean
I think a rank in the KKK is literally Grand Wizard
Yay I found that one meme
lmao thats from the Incredibles
I remember when my Spanish teacher was teaching us about religious holidays in Mexico
I’m not gonna post it though
And when I learned about them during middle school. I just imagined a fucking KKK member casting fireball. 

LMAO
KKK titles were supremely stupid, it's ridiculous
(its all black templar players)
Who wants to be called a fucking klaliff
tbh
What’s wrong with the supreme scorpion?
they literally like
took those titles/ranks because in their head it sounded cool
(it wasnt)
They are either the most chill people
Or racist
Lmao
No in-between
That sounds like a boss
i genuinely dont get why anybody above the age of 12 enjoys BT
Me at a convention the other day...
You'd fight in a desert area
they are so one dimensional
It’s for the leader of a state’s kkk organization
It always has to be BT...
Crusaders Cool™
Swingy sword
They look cool.
And tbf a lot of SM chapters are fairly 2D.
ALL HAIL THE WHITE DRAGON
do they look any cooler than other chapters
I'm not doing the rest of it
Sometimes it's fun to use puppy kickers
as an army? horde marines
its fun
yea and dorkass valhallans especially
ey fuck you
Yeah
BT are pretty fun to play as an army
because they take the usual thing for marines
and invert it
because they're not an elite army anymore
its a fucking horde
At least BT make more sense in lore than the fucking space wolves
of power armor and scouts lol
Me being an Iron Hands fan
I just think cyborgs are cool I swear 
the weak should be purged
The flesh is weak
I assume iron hands fans are just Star Trek fans
i like tanks and i like hands of iron
there's not enough iron hand fans to make stereotypes
I'm just imagining some random fucking chaos cultist looking through binoculars
And then pissing themselves as they see a horde of Black Templars running at them
me playing a game
That in itself is a stereotype, checkmate Ork
realizing there's more fucking BT

then goddamn guardsmen
"PURGE THE HERETIC"
but i'm an iron hand stan 
"Listen man tanks are more expensive than power armor. The economy is on a downfall."
Oh yeha did they scrap the space marine supplements again?
Fuck it, attach Techmarines to tanks
Like the full books
But yeah I like the aesthetic of the Black Templars.
It also helps that black is one of my favorite colors
they're the battlefield 4 blowtorch

The RG is right there...
What do you mean exists sorta?
Birds are dumb
Death watch
Wiat really?
yeah
Too sneaky
they're on warcom
marines got new deatches for the 1st founding nerds
aside from UM
Ignored by GW last time I checked
Black Guard then.
because UM are lame/j
UM suck my nards
At least trench crusade was brave enough to actually implement capirote’s in some of their designs though
Oh they are like SUPER chapter specific
mostly
actually wait the uh
fuck I forgot its name
has a cloth one
the Trench Pilgram unit
Also are their rules and models for Deathwatch using like
Xeno weapons
Anyways a very nice discussion indeed 
I'm ngl Trench Crusade has both some of the best
and worst rules
side by side I've ever seen in a wargame
UM players be like
My favorite things are:
water without ice
Budgeting my armies
The first 10 seasons of F.R.I.E.N.D.S
you forgot rome
Would it make sense to put terminators on bikes
Why do they have specials effects for the first company captains but not the chapter master?? (Ignoring RG)
that's what rhinos are for
plus terminators are meant to fight close to the battle
Make it a monster truck
Monster trucks solve EVERYTHING

The art does go hard though
Because the chapter master doesn't have a mini or stuff
is why
Vulkan He'stan isn't even a captain
True
technically
My issue with Trench Crusade is like blood tokens
holy fuck
blood tokens suck the fun out of the game lol
it makes it way too volatile
Rhino's too slow. Also, imagine punching someone with a power fist on a bike.
Doesn’t all the 4 chapters have a chapter master?
No
Should I delete this?
- White Scars Chapter Master
Specially the trench pilgrims and iron sultanate assassins
WS, IH, Sallies all don't have a CM mini
The thing I said?
Jay shut up
Nah, it would be a land speeder for them.
Because I’d rather be safe than sorry about some things. I’m overly cautious
smh
its fine



