I bet a genestealer or lictor definitely found it's way to commoragh at some point
#40k-lore-chat
summer mural
rocky gale
From what I remember they keep Genestealers there and infect people on purpose
summer mural
That's so based
rocky gale
and create hybrids to fight in their arenas
summer mural
I appreciate commoragh a lot more because of that nugget
Also is commoragh like..super difficult to find, in the sense that is it like a hive of scum and villainy for non drukhari pirate criminal types too
rocky gale
It's basically impossible to find unless you know how
summer mural
Figured
storm jungle
Yeah basically only way you can enter it is through other eldar
or like, having plot armor ala marines lol
summer mural
I guess necromunda is the main hive of scum and villainy
storm jungle
Also is commoragh like..super difficult to find, in the sense that is it like a...
Also its literally just Night City but as a nightmare fae landscape
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Well
storm jungle
summer mural
I appreciate folks have their own pocket dimensions
storm jungle
Its also like pocket dimensions interconnected to other smaller dimensions as well
all largely controlled by Vect unless you are very lucky
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Also does it have like...soil
storm jungle
Yeah its just a sharp maze
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So like
If you go to the highest point on commoragh and look at the view around the city, is there like an edge that's like a cliff
Because of the webway
storm jungle
Its endless, just like the webway
theres no "end" really, just some endless abyss or places you an fall into i guess
summer mural
Also I saw incubi also have different shrines
But they don't have distinctions like aspect paths right
storm jungle
Incubuses are basically a "corrupted" form of a Eldar Shrine thats only specific to them since their founder is a fallen Phoenix Lord, Arhra
storm jungle
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Those are basically the drukhari elite infantry types
storm jungle
Kinda yeah, but they are basically bodyguards.
rocky gale
There's a lore implication that they were founded by the Phoenix Lord of the Striking Scorpions
storm jungle
Nah he is
After the battle, a Drukhari survivor (Klaivex Dara'kinia Thremense) found the armour and the mask of Drazhar and donned them, losing herself right after that. It may or may not mean that Drazhar is also one of the Phoenix Lords and hence was reborn.[4b]
Its just again not said outright but like ^ lol
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Yeah
Also he was punching way above his weight in those webway battles with Phoenix lords 
Unless he was one ofc
storm jungle
hes basically a phoenix lord himself so
summer mural
Ye
rocky gale
But like more based
languid meadow
the bottom left hallway looks like the spongebob Benadryl
languid meadow
you know im right
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I assumed when they said he fell , he fell to chaos, but he wanted to party more I guess
storm jungle
He just fell to being a cunt.
Eldar dont worship chaos
theres nothing to gain from it
rocky gale
Eldar daemon prince when
languid meadow
"fell to being a cunt" is there a difference to normal eldar behaviour
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storm jungle
me when Imotekh ruins everything
languid meadow
really want a harlequin book written like an old play
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Gw also uses too many necron warriors and skorpekh destroyers in their cinematics, because necrons aren't sending lychguard and praetorians to fight space marines for teaser trailer battles, not worth it
languid meadow
Just wanna say I love the nid kill team terrain
summer mural
How much biomass do nid ships have anyway to tank shots in space battles, they don't do void shielding type defenses right
storm jungle
they kinda do
Bio-Ships usually rely on swarming their foes in close quarters combat, and are protected by heavy chitlin armor or spore clouds
languid meadow
A lot but they try to minimize it by evolving carapace to tank said shots, in the end it doesn't matter how much since if they win they get enough biomass to repair ships worth repairing. Any not worth repairing are just consumed by the fleet to be made into something new.
like no matter what they're gonna lose a ton of biomass but the amount they get back from a planet is enough to generally keep them going
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Biomass is cool and all, but I feel like having heavy carapace isn't gonna do anything against like tau ships
Although I guess it's same swarming as foot nids, since gaunts aren't gonna survive getting hit by tau guns either, they just take the casualties and overrun them
languid meadow
I mean in the grand scheme of things guants are worth nothing
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Well yes
Even in less grand scheme of things
Hive fleet is probably big enough to just fight like a swarm
Can afford it
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Yeah but like
storm jungle
Big bug ship
opaque coyote
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Schwoom
languid meadow
while I love GA2 it sucks a lot of things use their bio-ship designs but I understand why
languid meadow
I want to see more tentacles on them bitches
storm jungle
they had to be replaced eventually
arctic talon
Reading the new necron KT’s rules
Feels like I’ve been given a lobotomy
Why tf do I have to be a cryptek irl
To play this shit
arctic talon
Also than fuck BFGA2
Didn’t use the original bio ship designs
Those were ugly as hell
languid meadow
I really do like them
I just wish they were more diverse
I can only see the Krill from GoW when I look at them
summer mural
Do necrons use the webway
storm jungle
no
summer mural
Since they fought the old ones and stuff back in the day, they probably have decent knowledge about it
storm jungle
Do necrons use the webway
The Necron fleet is a small but deadly force capable of destroying most ships very easily. They also don't make use of the same form of interstellar travel, the Warp, as other races do, making them difficult to intercept.[1c] The Necron Fleet achieves FTL travel by a variety of means, such as Dolmen Gates[4d] and Inertialess Drive.[50]
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storm jungle
^
arctic talon
Necrons use dolomon gates now
storm jungle
Was gonna say lol
arctic talon
And the inertialess drive
surreal nest
> The Necron fleet is a small but deadly force capable of destroying most ships ...
It's actually kinda terrifying to be a race in 40k that is advanced enough to not need the warp to travel
Like its genuinely a milestone
languid meadow
as of 5th Dolmen gates do enter the webway but only a very small part
languid meadow
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Dolmen_Gate but yeah they mostly use Inertialess drives now since Dolmens they'res not that many around
storm jungle
It's actually kinda terrifying to be a race in 40k that is advanced enough to no...
Necron tech is basically science-magic so that checks out
mfers use quantum-mcguffins for everything
languid meadow
"The remaining Dolmen Gates only grant access to a small portion of the Webway, with much of the network being sealed by the Eldar to prevent further contamination. As they are bereft of Psykers, the Necrons occasionally use this method of transportation as they are incapable of Warp travel.[1]" - 5th Ed Codex
basically why risk using them when you have IDs
https://youtu.be/VuLF3jErFJ4?si=JDRV8HtnYz4FG6AD had to do a double take when seeing this thumbnail in my notifications
storm jungle
Another peak upload from FripFrop
summer mural
Oh shit
I didn't know khan had such a big part to play in creating janus
He practically saved his life when malcador decided to call the fusion of Arvida and the magnus shard a failure and kill him 
Another Khan W
weary nova
https://youtu.be/VuLF3jErFJ4?si=JDRV8HtnYz4FG6AD had to do a double take when se...
awesome video
also someone manually sorted the seer voiceline files
i feel like that'd take actual WEEKS to do
median star
i wonder why the emp was more focused on trying to make the webway work compared to how necrons did it
weary nova
ask seer probably
shrewd depot
It's actually kinda terrifying to be a race in 40k that is advanced enough to no...
The Necrons could still go into the warp right?
shrewd depot
I forget if Necrons still have souls
storm jungle
They dont.
shrewd depot
Ah so literally oil and water lmao
shrewd depot
So how exactly do they retain personality and such if they have no souls?
Seems kinda integral
gaunt lily
Didn’t use the original bio ship designs
did someone mention original battlefleet gothic: armada tyranid ship designs
storm jungle
So how exactly do they retain personality and such if they have no souls?
Souls literally got nothing to do with personality
look at human Blanks.
shrewd depot
did someone mention original battlefleet gothic: armada tyranid ship designs
The worst thing 40k ever did was make the Tyranids use actual 'ships' and guns like any other race
arctic talon
Those are living things
tbf
they're not an actual ship
they don't have crew lol
storm jungle
Yeah i dont really get this complaint
shrewd depot
Use a creature that doesn't look like an actual ship lmao
storm jungle
I mean
arctic talon
they don't
storm jungle
it doesnt look like a ship though?
shrewd depot
Like the new ships from gothic 2?
storm jungle
it literally looks like a fucking gigantic microbe
shrewd depot
Peak
languid meadow
non of the designs look like ships even the ones from G2
storm jungle
Thankfully lol
languid meadow
the only problem with G2 designs is that they're all samey imo
languid meadow
but they're still good
arctic talon
didn't use the BFG(the tabletop game's) ship designs
lol
also for nid weapons those are all living things
yes including the swords
shrewd depot
did someone mention original battlefleet gothic: armada tyranid ship designs
@storm jungle top right. It has a 'bottom' and a 'top'. It has clear ship aesthetic
arctic talon
those swords are actually psykers lmao
gaunt lily
<@166943308231344128> top right. It has a 'bottom' and a 'top'. It has *clear* s...
respectfully, whales have a clear top and bottom
shrewd depot
Top left and bottom left just look like some Dark Eldar skiff
shrewd depot
respectfully, whales have a clear top and bottom
Do whales fly through space?
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> top right. It has a 'bottom' and a 'top'. It has *clear* s...
And those designs are basically ancient goofy 90's designs
shrewd depot
Or evolved from the collective genetic material of millions of races?
gaunt lily
Do whales fly through space?
in some universes they do
languid meadow
Yes
shrewd depot
That
storm jungle
Lmao
shrewd depot
Giant fucking mouth
gaunt lily
no that has a clear top and bottom
shrewd depot
Yall being obnoxiously dense right now
arctic talon
This literally isn’t even an argument
languid meadow
big mouth
storm jungle
Yall being obnoxiously dense right now
Wtf do you mean dense
you are literally doing the same thing
💀
languid meadow
I just want more squid ships
gaunt lily
i mean if you want ships with no clearly discernable top and bottom youll just get a tube like a worm
shrewd depot
HOW DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A SHIP
Holy fuck
Did you not see how I said, specifically, that g2 ships look good?
storm jungle
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE
anyway
Nid guns/ships are cool
even if some are uhhhhh
questionable
median star
i think hes saying they shouldve instead looked like giant meatball tumors or something
storm jungle
languid meadow
JUST GIVE ME A BIG OCTOPUS RAAAAAAAAAAH
arctic talon
what you don't like the
gun shaped like a [REDACTED]
median star
do tyranids have any units that do the whole hunter thing from halo bunch of tiny things that form up into a recognizable enemy sort of shape I know theirs ripper swarms but theyre just kind waves of tiny things
arctic talon
do tyranids have any units that do the whole hunter thing from halo bunch of tin...
No, there is a xenos species like that in the Tau sorta
storm jungle
do tyranids have any units that do the whole hunter thing from halo bunch of tin...
Nope.
opaque coyote
"Watch out you don't want to be shot by that."
"Why? Is it painful?"
"..."
"Greg?"
near wasp
It shoots a worm that eats your brain
languid meadow
Gooncannon
opaque coyote
Ah yes, I too shoot out stuff.
median star
a worm that gets freaky
arctic talon
oh sorry wait
opaque coyote
Gooncannon
Goonnon
languid meadow
arctic talon
The Strangleweb is a Tyranid Biomorph of a living spider-like creature that fires a sticky mesh of mucous-like strands which ensnare a target and then quickly shrink and harden to immobilise it.
near wasp
Y'all need the god Emperor
median star
the freakstealers
opaque coyote
The Strangleweb is a Tyranid Biomorph of a living spider-like creature that fire...
Screamer killer
More like
Freak
arctic talon
go my 2e termagant
near wasp
I wanna step on him
shadow plover
left talon
Should’ve bought more Invader ATVs
opaque coyote
storm jungle
Too true.
opaque coyote
I would say 7 trillion is too low
But given GW's frequency to lowball numbers for some reason. It's accurate
opaque coyote
Too true.
I also find it funny that whenever he tried to get his perpetual peers to join him. Most of them are like
"bro what the fuck is wrong with you"
Like it is immensely funny that Ollianus's reaction to when he told him his plan.
His reaction was to shank him and leave.
radiant lance
Omniscience is probably one of the worst powers to write
That and time travel, but they're effectively the same thing
You're telling me they knew this would happen but let the bad thing happen anyway?
At least for a main character
Maybe like a Deus ex machina or random incomprehensible side character can be omniscient
Provided they're apathetic to like everything and just want to fuck about
near wasp
Big e kinda describes it as knowing the end of the story but not all the pitfalls and stumbles that are a long the way and it's very possible he failed and tried to salvage his dream as best he could but failed to even do that
median star
You're telling me they knew this would happen but let the bad thing happen anywa...
i view it as they knew bad thing was destined to happen regardless of action (him fucking w the chaos gods "stealing fire") and he tried to damage control it into what actually happend this does run into the self fulfilling prophecy thing tho
languid meadow
welcome to lore chat we have NO nuance
storm jungle
I mean there isnt any
hes a plot device shared between almost 20 writers
its just bad writing lol
left talon
I would say 7 trillion is too low
But given GW's frequency to lowball numbers f...
Better casualty rate to area of land than the Soviet Union that’s for sure
Despite them being comically stupider than the Soviets
opaque coyote
Big e kinda describes it as knowing the end of the story but not all the pitfall...
Honestly.
That actually does sound like an interesting concept. But it also makes his clarvoyance fucking useless
"Yeah okay bro, so I die. How should I stop it."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW???"
Cue the Emperor being stuck on the Golden Cuck Chair for all of eternity
near wasp
Big e probably had the webway break and he probably had absolutely no fucking clue what to do next
median star
i still think all things considered humanity is better off because of the emperor then it wouldve been w out granted things couldve been a lot better but as the alternatives wouldve either been someone else trying to unifying humanity in a similar fashion as big e did maybe they do it better maybe they somehow do it worse and if that doesnt happen almost guaranteed inevitable death of humanity as a unified species due to ork/tyranids(mayb)or necrons
opaque coyote
Big e probably had the webway break and he probably had absolutely no fucking cl...
Yeah, I think after Magnus broke the webway and the Siege of Terra started
He said "I don't know"
near wasp
Guess we throw shit at the wall to see if it works
opaque coyote
Which is honestly one of the few moments that I felt was decent writing for him
near wasp
Wait your telling me this lady banished a demon with her faith in me, huh who woulda thunk it
opaque coyote
Just him admitting that
He doesn't know what to do.
Everything might be doomed.
I honestly like my Emperor with more humanity in him tbh
Both because
A) I LOVE MELODRAMA I LOVE MELODRAM-
near wasp
I mean they say guillotines resurrection nullified every current prophecy
opaque coyote
B) It makes it more interesting
near wasp
So everything probably still fucked but who knows only James knows
opaque coyote
To have somebody who has emotions instead of idk
Just being a pure god being
If that makes sense
Also makes his mistakes make slightly more sense
Only slightly though.
near wasp
I mean it's not like big e had a father figure to teach him things given his uncle
median star
So everything probably still fucked but who knows only James knows
theirs also he chance his plan is ever changing he is able to semi communicate on occasion tho its not always very straightforward this could in theory still all be damage control thats simply been thrown into defcon 1 due to tyranids,necrons and the great rift opening
opaque coyote
I mean it's not like big e had a father figure to teach him things given his unc...
Big E, in 50,000+ years
Never got past the kid who wanted to avenge his dad.
He's the biggest man child of them all
median star
I mean it's not like big e had a father figure to teach him things given his unc...
old lore prob retconned but he did and his dad was murdered by his uncle
opaque coyote
No wonder half of his sons betrayed him
near wasp
old lore prob retconned but he did and his dad was murdered by his uncle
Exactly
storm jungle
theirs also he chance his plan is ever changing he is able to semi communicate o...
This is basically also the worst kind of thing
where people make up shit on the emperor's behalf
when in reality hes basically an idiot
near wasp
I think big e is too fractured to even have a plan anymore
storm jungle
old lore prob retconned but he did and his dad was murdered by his uncle
Also wdym old lore
Master of Mankind is modern lore
its from 2016 lol
median star
storm jungle
opaque coyote
when in reality hes basically an idiot
Also again.
Most of the perpetuals he told his plan to reacted appropriately
Basically
"What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
storm jungle
Also again.
Most of the perpetuals he told his plan to reacted appropriately
Im a Basilio Fo stand so I won't comment.
opaque coyote
Again, I still find it funny that Ollianus's reaction was to immediately shank him
near wasp
Also again.
Most of the perpetuals he told his plan to reacted appropriately
Yeah big e should of just offered protection to other worlds who wanted to join him and left other empires alone if they didnt
storm jungle
the sensible thing would be that yeah
there was no need for a galactic genocide lol
opaque coyote
the sensible thing would be that yeah
But that would leave those
Filthy filthy Xenos
🤮
storm jungle
But that would leave those
Filthy filthy Xenos
me when non-imperial human group
near wasp
No kill the Xenos they preyed on humanity for 5k yearss
median star
Also again.
Most of the perpetuals he told his plan to reacted appropriately
probably because they were a bunch of "let humanity just kind of do its own thing surely theyll figure it out " while the emp is taking acid trips to the future and seeing everything uber fucked and hes like no guys we need to turn into super space nazis and get this shit on lock rn and once again this is falling into self fulfilling prophecy
opaque coyote
No kill the Xenos they preyed on humanity for 5k yearss
ignoring the fact that some of them actually have allied with human empires
storm jungle
No kill the Xenos they preyed on humanity for 5k yearss
Adolf moment
median star
theory maybe curze took after the emp the most and the emp also often saw the future but in the worst possible scenarios
opaque coyote
theory maybe curze took after the emp the most and the emp also often saw the fu...
All of his sons embody a trait.
Magnus got his intelligence...
And (lack of) wisdom
median star
well w how the emp ran things i think he leaned more into curzes version of forsight a lot heavier then sanguins
opaque coyote
Or he was just an idiot
Seriously why do so many people simp over Curze
There is so much fanfic about him
storm jungle
Seriously why do so many people simp over Curze
Hes a psychopath
people find it hot
you do realise theres people IRL that fascinate/salivate over serial killers right
opaque coyote
you do realise theres people IRL that fascinate/salivate over serial killers rig...
...
I know
I still struggle to understand it
median star
i think hes comically evil and thats kind of funny the extent hes evil to
rose thorn
Hes a psychopath
While true, I see more incels simp him rather than psychopath lovers
storm jungle
While true, I see more incels simp him rather than psychopath lovers
thats
thats what a incel is
rose thorn
Incel vs AO3 users
Sociopath lover as in like, the people who ship post Jeff the killer
near wasp
Adolf moment
In a galaxy with the dark eldar maybe some Xenos need to be wiped out. I feel like that's justified
median star
is their a specific ordo for abominable intelligence
near wasp
The dark elder literally survive off torture
storm jungle
What does dark eldar have to do with anything
we are talking about aliens and human civillizations that werent hostile or did anything
storm jungle
is their a specific ordo for abominable intelligence
near wasp
Yeah they can live
storm jungle
TLDR: No.
celest dome
Seriously why do so many people simp over Curze
Brooding dark haired emo guy
Having read quite a few romance novels, it's a common archetype 💀
opaque coyote
Having read quite a few romance novels, it's a common archetype 💀
But unlike most of them, he flays people alive
"No don't kill urself that's illegal"
flays woman
near wasp
Hot
crystal forum
curze is just a better emo twink
median star
i have something he could flay
celest dome
But unlike most of them, he flays people alive
Have you read some of the romance novels targeted at women ?
opaque coyote
Have you read some of the romance novels targeted at women ?
...fair
But then again I don't get it
celest dome
There isn't much to be gotten
celest dome
"He is violent, but he is nice to me"
opaque coyote
Related btw: https://youtu.be/BrqY9NiqHAI?si=ezlx5EncPB7_XoCa
celest dome
"He'll kill to protect me"
jade holly
Have you read some of the romance novels targeted at women ?
50 Shades of Grey, need more be said?
celest dome
Nah 50 shade sucked
opaque coyote
50 Shades of Grey, need more be said?
The worst part is how it ignores important parts of bdsm
Things like
Consent
Safety
Boundaries
Communication with your partner
celest dome
It was just bdsm for middle aged vanilla women
celest dome
Who don't understand hos it work
jade holly
opaque coyote
I think I’m addicted to making pizzas
What type of pizza do you make
jade holly
I made 3 pizzas last night and now I wanna bake more things
opaque coyote
I like all pizza
jade holly
What type of pizza do you make
For now just something from a premade crust mix pack
But I wanna experiment
opaque coyote
I am not pizzacist
jade holly
I wanna start making high hydration ratio pizzas
opaque coyote
I even like Hawaiian.
Just isn't my favorite
celest dome
How about calzones
opaque coyote
How about calzones
Delicious
jade holly
My dream pizza to make is Milan style
near wasp
I make mini pizza bagels
jade holly
Look at this beauty
jade holly
A pizza worthy of the Emperor
opaque coyote
Cheesy
I do want to try authentic Italian pizza
Where it's more sauce than cheese
near wasp
Chicago deep dish
opaque coyote
Also on a related note, Italy is one of my bucket list places to go to
opaque coyote
Chicago deep dish
Yeah pretty good
jade holly
Also on a related note, Italy is one of my bucket list places to go to
I wanna visit the colosseum but I hear it’s overcrowded these days
jade holly
I also wanna expand beyond pizzas
Like bread
Brioche buns for chicken sandwiches
mmmm
opaque coyote
I should probably learn how to cook
Too bad my oven is broken
And my dad refuses to replace it
I know how to make basic noodles at least
And rice in a rice cooker
...
That's it honestly
I would learn deserts
Making cookies sounds fun
But again
Oven
Broken
My dad refuses to replace it despite it literally being unusable
Why
Dad
Why
near wasp
Too bad my oven is broken
Whats wrong with it? Heating element?
opaque coyote
Whats wrong with it? Heating element?
Literally does not work.
The stove top does
So I can boil stuff
near wasp
Ah so probably the heating element
opaque coyote
Except for one which just puts out gas so I have to manually light it
opaque coyote
Ah so probably the heating element
It is also like 20 years old
Actually
It might unironically be older than me
I keep telling my dad "How about we fucking replace it"
"No the house becomes too hot"
near wasp
Get a toaster oven or airfryer
jade holly
I wanna learn to make chicken breading
near wasp
You can make cookies in a toaster oven
jade holly
But damn, there’s so many factors to consider
opaque coyote
Get a toaster oven or airfryer
We do have a smaller oven that works
near wasp
Oh
median star
I wanna learn to make chicken breading
egg flour maybe breadcrumbs done
opaque coyote
I wanna learn to make chicken breading
I want to make crispy buffalo wings
I like my wings lathered with sauce but I also like them crispy
near wasp
A bit of Parmesan in the breadcrumbs goes along way
opaque coyote
Usually it's one or the other
jade holly
egg flour maybe breadcrumbs done
Don’t forget herbs, spices and seasonings
opaque coyote
Which is sad
jade holly
Crackers and chips can be used for breading too
median star
if i catch anyone breading their chicken w saltines its on site
near wasp
I like my wings lathered with sauce but I also like them crispy
Do a crispy wing and dip them in sauce
opaque coyote
Y'know I find it entertaining that despite Gus literally having like
An expansive drug business
jade holly
if i catch anyone breading their chicken w saltines its on site
I was looking up some breading types to see the kind I want to try and one I saw was Cheez-It’s
opaque coyote
He also CASUALLY manages a successful local chain on the side
That is considered high quality
opaque coyote
I was looking up some breading types to see the kind I want to try and one I saw...
...
Ew
I just imagined Cheez-It Chicken
Ewww
median star
i have heard of ppl using cool ranch doritos before
near wasp
Huh
opaque coyote
If there are like
A type of chips I hate
It's usually the types with like dusty flavoring
Can't stand that shit
median star
you eating wet chips is what im hearing
opaque coyote
So I don't like eating Doritos
Or like those cheese balls
Cheetos
Etc.
Taki's are tolerable to me but that's mainly because the spice helps me ignore the texture
opaque coyote
you eating wet chips is what im hearing
Stacy's brand pita chips are my favorite
jade holly
I’m wondering what kinda bread is best for breading
opaque coyote
I like garlic Parmesan
jade holly
and do I ground crumble up store bought bread to make it?
near wasp
No just buy bread crumbs
median star
and do I ground crumble up store bought bread to make it?
you can but panko is usually what most people would call the bes choice
jade holly
That’s what I’ve been seeing
opaque coyote
and do I ground crumble up store bought bread to make it?
Ironically enough, stale bread is good for that type of stuff
So if you got stale bread
near wasp
Yeah but it's just easier and generally better to just use panko
opaque coyote
Start smashing it
median star
you could also just forgot breadcrumbs and add butter milk or beer to your flour
near wasp
Beer batter is good
opaque coyote
Heard sour dough is good
near wasp
We lack taste in this household
British ah comment
opaque coyote
We lack taste in this household
If there is one stereotype I know of
That is true
Well two
In my experience
jade holly
One is that a lot of white people cannot handle spicy food
I’m just not a fan…. Despite loving Popeyes’s Cajun fries
opaque coyote
Not all white people are like that obviously
near wasp
Sir flavor exists
opaque coyote
But like half n half
I do have a Filipino girl that hates spicy stuff
Unironically thinks that the chipotle spicy sauce is spicy
Tbf I'm not like a Spice God or anything.
My nose runs pretty easily
median star
my german great grandfather decided puerto rican was a good idea to add to the lineage so thats helped me not be a welp to heat i think
opaque coyote
But I think I'm generally okay
near wasp
my german great grandfather decided puerto rican was a good idea to add to the l...
What a way to describe it
opaque coyote
The other stereotype is also like
Women being bad drivers
Might just be confirmation bias
But Everytime I see a bad driver
near wasp
I have a stomach condition so I really shouldn't eat spicy food
near wasp
Women being bad drivers
Reminder that the first female pilot of the f35 crashed it
opaque coyote
I hope it's just confirmation bias
median star
What a way to describe it
well the alternative is to call him a nazi which i think he might've been not for sure german soldier oddly ends up in insert random south american country after ww2
opaque coyote
But also I can count the amount of
Male bad drivers I encountered with one hand
Like seriously is it some type of genetic phenomon
And the worst part is that I think it's tied to Sex rather than gender.
Since I have a FtM friend
near wasp
well the alternative is to call him a nazi which i think he might've been not fo...
I mean a lot of people weren't if he wasn't ss he probably wasn't a nazi
opaque coyote
They drive like a fucking maniac
I get it, Highways are harsh
I'm still scared of them myself
median star
I mean a lot of people weren't if he wasn't ss he probably wasn't a nazi
the only thing i was ever told about him before he died was he worked w dogs of some variety
celest willow
chat new lore just dropped
opaque coyote
But Jesus Christ I could feel my intestines move everytime he drives
Does having the female sex give you a driving debuff??
celest willow
opaque coyote
You're born with a vagina, instant -20% in driving skills
near wasp
Does having the female sex give you a driving debuff??
As a male I'm not allowed to comment
jade holly
You're born with a vagina, instant -20% in driving skills
I feel like this implies something
opaque coyote
And it could be from my limited POV
celest willow
what are yall on about?
opaque coyote
And also living in America
jade holly
what are yall on about?
I was talking about making pizzas
And wanting to bake other things
Then someone brought up stereotypes
opaque coyote
what are yall on about?
Me listing out stereotypes I find true.
One of them was females being bad drivers
celest willow
I hope it's just confirmation bias
when you see a good female driver your not gonna bother checking if she is female or not.
opaque coyote
But also PLEASE STOP MERGING RECKLESSLY I SWEAR TO GOD
IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON DO THAT I WILL FUCKING CRASH INTO THEIR CAR
AND KILL US BOTH
FUCK
celest willow
But also PLEASE STOP MERGING RECKLESSLY I SWEAR TO GOD
mini truck drivers bruh
jade holly
Ram drivers be like
If there’s no room to merge I’ll make room
near wasp
Peak video
celest willow
Ram drivers be like
If there’s no room to merge I’ll make room
hmmm who's heart rate will I raise today
jade holly
Ram drivers are strength builds
Dodge drivers are dex
celest willow
anyways what do yall think of the new lore
hallow saddle
hello gamers
arctic talon
hallow saddle
juiced up on chaos
arctic talon
I think it’s fine
hallow saddle
i feel amazing
imagine how horus from the horus heresy felt when he was juiced up on chaos
median star
the effects of one (1) white monster
hallow saddle
drinking the pure white monster concentrate
median star
crystal forum
the nectar of the gods
celest willow
I think it’s fine
I think it's fine unless they are clumping the navigators with the astropaths
cause then it sounds brain dead
near wasp
I'm legit drinking a white monster tall boi
hallow saddle
indulging in some slaanesh worship
arctic talon
I think it's fine unless they are clumping the navigators with the astropaths
They’re not based on the recent helbrecht book
celest willow
They’re not based on the recent helbrecht book
wdym
hallow saddle
5 white monsters to start the day
arctic talon
The navigator on board the eternal Crusader
Basically has a section of the ship to himself
And his servants
median star
idk if they still make it but i used to rlly enjoy the irish coffee monsters
crystal forum
5 white monsters to start the day
the day hasn't started until the hands start trembling
hallow saddle
i used to drink a ton of green monster around 2010, 2011
and never actually had it since
to my disgrace
median star
ancient
hallow saddle
never actually tried the white monster 
median star
celest willow
any coffee enjoyers here
milk coffee
hallow saddle
i bloody love a recaff
arctic talon
I like coffee
celest willow
eh I get sleepy on a low dose so I only drink it when I really need to stay awake
arctic talon
But I like black coffee lol
celest willow
But I like black coffee lol
try adding some dark chocolate on it
you might like it
hallow saddle
coffee and dark chocolate go together sooo well
arctic talon
try adding some dark chocolate on it
I’m allergic to chocolate 💀
hallow saddle
||and cannabis||
celest willow
I’m allergic to chocolate 💀
you poor soul
hallow saddle
never knew that some ppl are allergic to it
celest willow
never knew that some ppl are allergic to it
to what?
sacred bluff
Watch alien earth
near wasp
I’m allergic to chocolate 💀
Tragic
sacred bluff
totally worth
hallow saddle
chocolate
celest willow
chocolate
people can be allergic to anything
anything anything
am allergic to insect frass
lament shoal
At least you aren't allergic to rations 
hallow saddle
unless theyre peanut rations
nurgles curse
allergies
is that what hayfever feels like
(pollen allergies i mean)
arctic talon
Ulfar
daring creek
If you could be a servitor which one would you be
Seeing the Medicae Servitor, I think it would be really cool to be one
fervent gull
If you could be a servitor which one would you be
Battle servitor i guess, at least I want to use my remaining sanity for the big e
shrewd depot
Honestly servitors are still a pretty unique concept
I can't think of many settings where AI has been replaced with human brains re-purposed into computers
Dune maybe lmao
fervent gull
Yeah, I think its because also 40k is too far distant for us to imagine
There is not much universe that goes through that far ahead
celest willow
Seeing the Medicae Servitor, I think it would be really cool to be one
a skitari
atleast I can have some free will
daring creek
Lemme live out that short story about the door ai and the astronaut
Oh SHIT
celest willow
also room for limited promotion
daring creek
HELL YEAH
I haven't seen or heard of that in a realllll long time
A door opening system looking for as many reasons as possible not to open the space shuttle door because the astronaut doesn't have his helmet on
storm jungle
Dune maybe lmao
The entire idea is stolen from Dune so yeah lol
celest willow
That’s not a type of servitor
you could argue they are
arctic talon
Martian standard skitarii which the miniatures represent are not lobotomized and are fully sentient and sapient
shrewd depot
Hm.
Could totally just be an asshole and vent the airlock too
Though that might result in getting replaced, iunno how sacred basic ass servitors are.
ornate estuary
id like to be a servitor that could kill itself
With your luck you'd be the one perpetual that was made into a servitor.
fervent gull
Can you take a las shot to your chest and survive?
opaque coyote
Depends
If you are naked
Fuck no you're gonna die horribly.
If with flak, yeah. Would hurt a lot though
Remember that Lasguns can casually shoot off your limbs with one shot
Hell this is reflected in Darktide
fervent gull
I just thought i was used for cqc and shrapnel protection
opaque coyote
Ain't gonna stop a Bolter shot
fervent gull
Hell nah
opaque coyote
But it will stop a couple of Lasgun shots from killing you
opaque coyote
I just thought i was used for cqc and shrapnel protection
I mean also that
If you get shot in the head, you're dead
fervent gull
How much effective carapace is?
opaque coyote
But center mass and all that
opaque coyote
How much effective carapace is?
Stronger than flak. Hell some are made out of ceramite
But also heavier
fervent gull
Hm
opaque coyote
Basically, y'know the metal shit that Ogryns and the like wear?
fervent gull
Doesnt ceramite make the armor brittle?
opaque coyote
That's actually carapace
opaque coyote
Doesnt ceramite make the armor brittle?
Sci Fi bullshit
fervent gull
Yeah Ik, just cant put quite a definitive meaning on the protection
opaque coyote
It still feels like metal but it can stop a Bolter round
fervent gull
opaque coyote
Yeah Ik, just cant put quite a definitive meaning on the protection
"Ceramite is a kind of bonded ceramic armour, especially tough, but light. Repairs are made by setting new layers of ceramite over existing ones. Unlike metal, Ceramite doesn’t rupture or dent on impact and it takes a projectile of considerable power and high calibre to break through it."
fervent gull
I will melt my teacups and put it on top of my vest if I ever get teleported to 40k
opaque coyote
Nah knowing 40k
It's probably ceramics from planet shitfuck
Stronger than steel
Needs 3500 serfs to process
All of them die
fervent gull
Also, do you know how effective scions's armor is?
It says it is made of carapace but it cant be heavy considdring they are shock troopers
opaque coyote
It says it is made of carapace but it cant be heavy considdring they are shock t...
Nope Carapace
Although some suits are more like traditional body armor
Where they place plates inside
arctic talon
Well, can it protect the wearer from a las shot or an autogun fire?
Carapace can protect you from a bolter round
Though the carapace is often fucked up after absorbing that
You’re pretty protected from las and autogun fire
But ultimately armor doesn’t mean you’re invincible
rose thorn
So, what even is the politics of the institute in fallout 4? I know when you are playing it’s going through a pretty bad shift because father’s victim / messiah complex
arctic talon
So, what even is the politics of the institute in fallout 4? I know when you are...
Technocratic isolationists whose only goal is survival
Damn everyone else
Only the institute, the people inside it and people deserving of joining it matter
near wasp
I continue to add onto knight story every day. Just finished the rough draft of the first chapter. Now time to go back through and add detail and adjust some things
arctic talon
Nice
rose thorn
Nice
near wasp
I just realized that I'm probably gonna have to cover the opening of the great rift in some way. Cause I need to decide on a year for it to take place....
rose thorn
Only the institute, the people inside it and people deserving of joining it matt...
and I’ll be copying that for my stellaris run
arctic talon
*and I’ll be copying that for my stellaris run*
Fanatic materialist + xenophobic
Simple as
near wasp
Materialistic allow AI right?
near wasp
Ah
arctic talon
Normal spiritualists can have them but giving them rights = bad
near wasp
Been a bit
arctic talon
What is it
woven plank
Can Vulkan out eat Leman Russ
rose thorn
Primarchs only need to eat like once a month anyway
woven plank
He was literally eating rocks
Must have some pretty good dental then
arctic talon
What the fuck is happening in Portugal and Denmark in deadlock
arctic talon
Another question
Ask
arctic talon
When will Big E be back with the warp based milk
Define back
rose thorn
What the fuck is happening in Portugal and Denmark in deadlock
tbf portugal has beien infested with tourists
arctic talon
Because he’s already back in some manner
His mind is totally fucked
And he’s thousands if not millions of shards
But he is around, in some manner
arctic talon
tbf portugal has beien infested with tourists
In the 1950’s 💀
opaque coyote
So, what even is the politics of the institute in fallout 4? I know when you are...
Basically, the Institute is nihilistic about the hopes for the wasteland.
Prefers to wait it out and chill in the underground while everyone on the surface dies.
rose thorn
In the 1950’s 💀
good point
woven plank
His mind is totally fucked
So he’s undoing the lobotomy that Horus gave him
opaque coyote
However it is... very inconsistent about that.
woven plank
Basically
arctic talon
So he’s undoing the lobotomy that Horus gave him
No
opaque coyote
And also the Institute's writing is uhh
arctic talon
It’s likely the most coalesced thing doesn’t care anymore
opaque coyote
Bad
arctic talon
It’s gone the path of being a God like entity
opaque coyote
Like honestly out of all of the factions, the Institute is probably the worst written
Even the Railroad is better
arctic talon
Whatever the emperor has become is
not the emperor anymore
Not as he used to be rather
woven plank
It’s gone the path of being a God like entity
So he became a fractured god who can’t become man no more
opaque coyote
*not* the emperor anymore
Honestly, probably the main reason why he hated being called a God.
Not because of his ego. But mainly because he's terrified of losing the last bit of humanity he has left.
arctic talon
Also based on the end and the death part 3
woven plank
What if we sacrificed another bunch of shamans again, iirc
arctic talon
We kind of know how this is gona go eventually
opaque coyote
What if we sacrificed another bunch of shamans again, iirc
We don't know.
Most likely we get another perpetual.
arctic talon
What if we sacrificed another bunch of shamans again, iirc
We don’t know if that’s actually how he was made
Exactly
Also mass ritualistic Psyker sacrifices in an attempt to birth a warp entity have been done
By the inqusition, chaos and xenos
opaque coyote
And perpetuals are just
A person that's immortal. They're still just as weak as anybody else.
opaque coyote
It doesn’t work
Honestly, my personal headcanon is that Chaos specifically blocks it from ever happening again.
rose thorn
Ilu AOS thank you
arctic talon
WAKE UP, the realms are ROOUND
ITS ALL A LIE
BY SIGMAR
a COMET IS ROUND
A STAR IS ROUND
THE REALMS ARE ROUND
rose thorn
SIGMAR SAID THE REALMS ARE FLAT TO SELL MORE REALMGATES
opaque coyote
I love fictional newspapers and shit like that.
If only because it would be entertaining to read what a fantasy world considered ordinary news.
woven plank
What if the Orks had 20 18 krorks that lead their own type of Orks
arctic talon
What if the Orks had ~~20~~ 18 krorks that lead their own type of Orks
Don’t joke about that
GW already wrote that shit with the war of the beasts
And it was awful
PRIME ORKS
opaque coyote
What if the Orks had ~~20~~ 18 krorks that lead their own type of Orks
War of the Beasts
Dogshit
rose thorn
What if the Orks had ~~20~~ 18 krorks that lead their own type of Orks
Last time krorks were in the lore it was the worst lore in 40k
opaque coyote
12 PRIME ORKS
Kill me
rose thorn
Second worst*
arctic talon
War of the beast aren’t Krorks
near wasp
We just need one Ork and his name is ghaz
woven plank
Oh shit they actually made a book about that
arctic talon
The war of the beast is awful
woven plank
arctic talon
It’s 14 books
woven plank
Yikes
opaque coyote
Oh shit they actually made a book about that
Kinda.
It was also complete ass
opaque coyote
It’s literally some of the worst 40k lore ever written
Actual dog shit
arctic talon
Yikes
So you know ork Clans and kultures right
What if those are actually based on marines
woven plank
12 PRIME ORKS
THEY AINT EVEN KROKS?!
rose thorn
Like, the worst over lapping lore not one off stuff
arctic talon
Because the beast watched the legions kick the Ork empires asses
opaque coyote
That’s how bad it is
No wonder Vulkan decided to fuck off and die.
I would too
arctic talon
So that’s why the goffs are black and white
Because the Luna wolves were black and white
And that’s why they’re the ardest and toughest
And flashgitz are based on-
Okay you get the idea
rose thorn
Hey what event is HH covering next I completely forgot
arctic talon
It’s awful
arctic talon
Hey what event is HH covering next I completely forgot
The wargame? Dropsite stuff
Prolly
Again
💀
opaque coyote
And that’s why they’re the ardest and toughest
...
I like to believe that the war of the beast is actually just some random Ork's fanfic basically
rose thorn
Bruh
arctic talon
Dropsite already has too much lore
Like unironically
We already have an hour by hour breakdown
opaque coyote
"AN- AND THEN THE HUMIE TACKLED THE PRIMEORK BUT THERE WAZ 12 MORE!!?"
arctic talon
Of what every legion was doing
rose thorn
I thought we were moving onto the great scourge lmao
arctic talon
THEY AINT EVEN KROKS?!
Oh also the Beast took an army + vulkan to kill, but actually there were 6 beasts
opaque coyote
We already have an hour by hour breakdown
Probably more detail put into paper than any actual massacre
woven plank
Man I love this server
arctic talon
And then all the beasts died off screen
woven plank
And then all the beasts died off screen
Boo
woven plank
Boring ass
arctic talon
I thought we were moving onto the great scourge lmao
Oh the scouring is the novel stuff coming, it’s going to be Dawn of fire length(thank fuck)
opaque coyote
To deathwatch killteams and officio assasinorum assassins
The only part of the War of Beast that was entertaining was the High Lords basically malding at an Ork speaking proper High Gothic
arctic talon
But yeah trust me war of the beast is awful lol
woven plank
What if the Orks had ~~20~~ 18 krorks that lead their own type of Orks
Call it the orkperium of Ork
opaque coyote
Because that is funny
woven plank
Another question
opaque coyote
I like to imagine that all the Ork did was say hi and all the high lords instantly started raging and pulling their hair like monkeys
woven plank
Why are Corvus and Curze so similar
opaque coyote
Why are Corvus and Curze so similar
Idk
Big E wanted two stealthy boys
He got two
arctic talon
Why are Corvus and Curze so similar
They’re meant to be mirrors
Curze is someone going out of their way to be cruel
rose thorn
Very funny that Corvus and Curze are basically the Batman vs owlman scene
near wasp
I like to imagine that all the Ork did was say hi and all the high lords instant...
Valid crash out
arctic talon
Corax is someone who doesn’t want to be cruel but is ultimately indifferent to cruelty for the greater good
Even if Corax hates “oppressors”
He’s willing to make a moral compromise
rose thorn
mental flash back to Corax skinning a slave owner and hanging him by his guts
near wasp
He’s willing to make a moral compromise
Thus why he was trusted to know about chaos
arctic talon
Yeah Corax is like
woven plank
Poetry and lavender scented vs hands on anatomy lessons and flesh scented
arctic talon
Absolutely horrid to people he hates lol
He’s just as capable of cruelty and evil to those he finds deserving of it
near wasp
See fight with lorgar
woven plank
Curze is just
Curze is cursed
arctic talon
Curze is a nihilist
rose thorn
Corax targets the powerful few and curze targets the weak masses
Which, makes sense curze became a Batman dictator of his home world
woven plank
Corax targets the powerful few and curze targets the weak masses
So curze’s legion reflects him quite well
opaque coyote
Curze is a nihilist
"No don't kill yourself. That's illegal! I'll flay you alive for that!"
near wasp
So curze’s legion reflects him quite well
Don't let curze here you say that
near wasp
"No don't kill yourself. That's illegal! I'll flay you alive for that!"
Peak warhammer
arctic talon
So curze’s legion reflects him quite well
Yes, but curze hates his legion
lol
Prolly because he doesn’t like looking in a mirror
woven plank
Don't let curze here you say that
Didn’t his ass get assassinated
near wasp
Yeah
rose thorn
I know the first wave or two of night lords were like cops and stuff before everyone realized they can just be horrible people again
arctic talon
He let himself get killed but yeah
opaque coyote
Some people cope that he's alive.
But the Night Lords series has all the night Lords literally steal shit from his corpse
arctic talon
M’ahen snuck in and he let her cut his head off
Because he wanted to make a point of uh
Life is meaningless
rose thorn
What happened to first non Terran night lords?
arctic talon
Because everything is predetermined by fate
near wasp
Some people cope that he's alive.
But the Night Lords series has all the night ...
"You don't understand he had an elder soul stone and so he's totally coming back"
arctic talon
What happened to first non Terran night lords?
They watched as the legion degenerated and either died in combat, died trying to maintain order or just went along with it
rose thorn
They watched as the legion degenerated and either died in combat, died trying to...
Fair
arctic talon
Either way bad time to be one
One of the founding GKs is a Terran nightlord Psyker
lol
dapper gyro
Corax and terran RG.
"Oh, you want to be NL? I have a job for you, we are going on a ride."
"Oh, you don't like to get destroyed the way you wanted by charging head first? You can fuck off now."
arctic talon
He escaped the Nightlords purge of loyalists by brainwashing people
Sent to kill him
woven plank
I had a link to an art of the nightlords somewhere
arctic talon
Corax and terran RG.
"Oh, you want to be NL? I have a job for you, we are going ...
Corax sending the first legion master and his 1000+ most loyal marines to the ass end of nowhere with a blank cheque to kidnap people as needed
opaque coyote
He escaped the Nightlords purge of loyalists by brainwashing people
"DIE LOYALIST RAA-"
Suspiciously Psyker shaped Nightlord:
near wasp
Huh
arctic talon
Yeah they became the space sharks
dapper gyro
Ashen Claws
arctic talon
The legion master pre Corax was literally called shade master
rose thorn
‘Hey what was the Terran night lords anyway’
arctic talon
Ashen Claws
Diffrent chunk of Terran exiles
rose thorn
Ah
arctic talon
‘Hey what was the Terran night lords anyway’
Made up of the children of freed slaves and unjust prisoners
lol
rose thorn
I imagine that didn’t go well
arctic talon
It went fine
dapper gyro
Most of the Terran RG killed were on their own terms. Corax hates that, but they wanted to die, so he let them.
arctic talon
Until it didn’t
rose thorn
What authority would institute be anyhow
woven plank
I had a link to an art of the nightlords somewhere
FOUND IT