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The autism test ?
Didn't we all graduate on that already
Isn't this the Autism containment area ?

maybe you guys i'm just stupid
Too stupid to realise you're one of us 
Shit imma need some hypnoindoctrination to this shit.
so
how many stormcasts actually get to see sigmar
like his gates are closed and all
but hes probably got like..helpers running around
It kinda depends as usual, Sigmar is like an actually active god so only THE highest stormcast in Azyr are allowed an audience with him
guy is busy dealing with like 1000000 problems daily so 
i wonder if carthalos has ever seen him
Very likely, hes a bigshot.
Sigmar talks with his Stormcast in person but it's sort of rare and a big deal whenever it happens. Its like meeting the president, he does go and talk to people but unless you're part of his personal inner circle you'll probably meet him only once or twice in your life.
and the inner 6 probably have
most of your interactions with him will also basically be like the president
"Hey I know that guy! Ive seen him!"
yeah
but he also actively takes part in your resurrection so uhhh already better than most world leaders lol
like see him eating breakfast or something at mcdonalds
i finished s1 of black talon too

bruh, her past life 
Its fucked up
yeah its pretty good

I enjoyed it, cant lie
story kept going
so shes a knight zephyros
the idoneth mage inclusion was especially nice
I literally had to clip every single one of her appearances in S1 for a friend once so uhhh I very much get the appeal 
is the one with the crossbow a raptor
or a judicator
the old white guy with the beard is an asshole, like they tend to be, although I can understand his motivation
The Blacktalons are an elite group of Stormcast Eternals tasked to hunt down the most dangerous foes of the God-King.[1b][2]
i think ALL of them are technically Zephyroses
since they very much act as dignitary assassins in the series constantly
The reveal was a fucking gutpunch too
it makes it even more fucked up with the dementia from respawning
yeah
her mirror self was like " youl be back here"
and wont remember this
and shes like" il choose again"
and the mirror self goes like " you always do"

Oh nah yeah absolutely, its even worse the more you lose yourself as well. Its why I love when she wakes up in like the first episode and sees one of the stormcasts overseeing her healing and shes traumatized and doesnt want to end up like them
the waking up needs like
a procedure
they just wake up and wander around all traumatized and the stormcasts are like " first time?"
Yeah exactly. Its one of the few things non-AOS fans call "lame" on the grimdark scale before you kinda see it visually or described in detail on text.
dementia/losing memories is a great fear of a lot of people IRL
so i think it makes it even better in my opinion
also
its not like stormcasts get trained from childhood or something, you basically die and then you get reborn somewhere as a grown up stormcast
so do they get like..indoctrination
or do they just tell them that theyve been brought back to life for a great duty for the good of the realm and sigmar chose them because they were brave heroes in their past life
Pretty much yeah and they dont exactly lie to them, the people chosen are chosen for a reason knowingly that they would serve Sigmar and the mortal realms willingly.
There is some indoctrination, but not like SM ones
Sigmar only chooses pure souls who WANT to fight but yeah there is some indoctrination, but its like a lot more light version of what marine Chaplains do
well its a positive activity, especially considering the chosen people already have heroic traits innate in them
Pretty much yeah
Some were Chaos warriors
but Im assuming they get like training
so ive discovered 
stormhosts are basically Chapters so they all got their own ways/teachings
some are good, some are grey and some are terrible 

though there is some other examples
Keldrek is a Malignant, a Knight of Shrouds, who serves Nagash having refused to serve Sigmar as a Stormcast Eternal[1]
like this cunt

the idoneth mage has a good deal too
she gets to mercy kill and drain souls from like bad guys and stuff
Yeah shes a hireling so that checks out
the general alliance thing took a second to adjust to after watching all the 40k shows
the treekin and stormcast going into battle together like its normal
backstabbing politics with daughters of khaine

Yeah just like Warhammer Fantasy in AOS Order factions are all "allies"
it only gets murky depending on the diplomatic talks/which faction is meeting who lol
also in many cities lots of species live alongside each other
well the daughters of khaine one was good tbh
especially considering the daughters were innocent
well " innocent" innocent of the crimes they were charged with
and yeah those daughters were uh
well they were well animated
I took many screencaps when that episode was out 
but jokes aside yeah that is one advantage WHF/AOS has
aka you can actually have different races work together without convoluting anything
the queen was majestic
perv
which you basically cant in 40k
based
unless its like nids/crons attacking
I love 40k but AOS just has so many alternatives to stuff you cant do in it which is great
40k needs like a season where you only follow one group of marines around and it should be episodic
basically like black talon
conceptually
man I wish
or guardsmen or anything too, but lets face its its gonna be marines if its like that
the thing that makes Blacktalon interesting is they actually walk around, talk and interact with different communities and species etc, which is essentially impossible in 40k hence why almost all space marine animations are just bolterslop
yeah its an episodic group that go on adventures every episode together
they get to plan out stuff and talk amongst themselves
Yeah classic fantasy stuff with a warhammer tinge its really good
Rogue Trader is basically the only means to do so
Yeah meanwhile if Marines did this they basically have zero free will in the matter + are just brainwashed.
me watching the chaos lord i serve get molly wopped by the average discord friend group
Yeah that too
A marine would never for example stop and talk to that clean looking man-at-arms dude to explain to him hes spreading Nurgle's plagues everywhere
Is this a tag yourself game 
they'd just say some generic shit and shoot him
I’m still ham fisting in reasons for my multi race party to work together
what no because you would be this guy
Is that an Ork with repurposed space marine armor
"hamfisting" is the best way to put it lol
Basically the reason that’s prevailed is “everything’s fucked, might as well work together”
mercy kill,,, yeah...
“Can’t afford to kill you yet”
age of sigmar ironjaw, a brute specifically
lmao
well shes not allowed to kill innocents
Tbh if I was to be isekaied on AoS, I'd hope to be a Duardin Kharadron
Yeah and thats lame and tedious, its much better in the classic fantasy setup where its just "Hey wanna teamup?" followed by a "Sure why not" compared to the amount of backflips you need to do to explain it in 40k lol
she is allowed to take souls from dying folk though, or put someone out of their misery
oh the black talon character?
yeah
i have the kti i cant rememebr her name tho
not normal idoneth lol
"Hey we're looking to find a lost shipment of Dwarf alcohol, you in"
lorai
I would settle for the loudest form of a bard in fiction
There’s no backflips, basically all of the party is thinking in a collective thought bubble “they’re useful, so I’ll kill them later”
Yeah thats a backflip though
Everyone is gonna be fighting in the end slides of the campaign like in RT
the most tired excuse in 40k is "common enemy lets temporarily teamup"
i hope they do another expansion soon for ruination chamber, gitmob, and cities of sigma r
But honestly that create stiff relations
It’s the temporary team up that slowly grows in affinity
single deathwatch kill team for a season, they have overarching plot but episodic nature every episode, they get a boss they answer to and their deathwatch outpost
That’s the point!
Unlike with the U5, they're fighting hopeless fights, they're gonna die, but they're able to evolve past it
My favorite dynamic is the ragtag group that’s forced to work together
so, drug addicts
But would otherwise kill one another
Yes
definitely drug addicts
also the entirety of the dark angels
but i guess you can do tau and eldar teamups
and throw in a guardsmen ig
or a radical interrogator
maybe a tzeentch guy

or you can just make cool killteam from different chapters with competent marines that have friction, including new guy and veterans and different roles and murder xenos men, women and children with ruthless abandon and extreme gore
You wouldn't say hand sanitizer doesn't work because .1% of bacteria survive, so why hate on the lasgun when it's the same tale
the deathwatch in question
yes
the woefully underutilized arm of the ordo xenos
except for that time they may have saved slaanesh's life
my favorite small group tho hardly having any lore behind it in 40k is the immaterial college
mine is 40k fans that are part of the employed labor force
Deathwatch.
is that a realmgate
Think so
Might be one of the special one from Azyr/Sigmar
yes! i think thats the hammerhal one, which is one of the most stable one in the realm
hammerhal is in aqshy and ghyran
Trying to come up with a second name for a runtherd that was kicked out of his tribe for his protective nature towards his grots
Ogak Githelpa comes to mind but it ain’t very Orky
It does work though, cause now he’s a Freeboota mercenary and has accidentally helped a lot of gits
do the keys the castellants carry mean anything
like the giant keys on their back
they also get called keeper of the keys iirc
do they open the locked door to the larder?
no porblem
so I guess only he carries the key to the larder?
or to..wherever
also that pics from blacktalon , so hes in both
Valius, the Keeper Aqshian
What do you mean that's very orky
I feel like that’s a name that orks get made fun of for lol
yeah
that's the point
i think it probably ahs to do with his role as a protector of hammerhal
orks mock members they find not right
it just symbolizes his dedication to protecting hammherhal aqhsy? his shiel dhas the old hammerhal symbol on it too
Yeah thats why it didnt seem very orky lol
his gryphs got a key too
Dude has a crazy bonus vs locks
have you read the new Grotsnik
Yeah tho in his case thats becaue hes a good boy
hes probably levelled up thievery to 100
Yeah with Valtun the Patient?
and got a giant key
yeah you see the point i'm making
Thats immediately what I thought of
Orks gave that name to him not as a good title but to mock him
That's the point you already made a perfect name
either that or he was a thief in his past life and sigmar gave him auto penance armor
yeah its specifically something for him, ill get the callis and toll book hes in sometime soon adn ill tell you whats up
i gotta read the silver shard first
thats not so bad
I assume hammer and bolter and blacktalon are the only ongoing shows
Lmao
probably end of this edition or start of next
Helmetless option is just Karl franz’s head from the WHFB kit 
I hope so

like
really?

No
But it literally is Karl franz
Like the dudes face is described
And it’s suspiciously similar
Along with being the last of the emperors in an civilization of the world that was
well that I knew
celestant prime probably does get to see and talk to sigmar i assume
probably moreso than anyone else
the freeguild general on gryphon is still avaliable rules wiselmao
what if the entire planet of catachan is a giant tyranid
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
Is there any mention of the rest of the Moebian regiments' reactions to the 6th falling to chaos? I imagine it would be a mark of shame
it is kinda
dukane blames the leadership on atoma prime
and she runs the moebian 23rd
who are from magna branx iirc
different planet in same system basically
Gotcha, ty
basically she says the leadership and administration on atoma prime is so corrupt and sloppy they enabled the moebian 6th to fall to chaos
53rd
yeah 53rd
The only regiments we know of are the 53rd of Dukane, who are planning on using that to establish themselves as the bestest boys of the sector (and push Branx as the dominant and capital world); and the 21st, who are pretty much just depressed or dead
Ty
proportions of an infant with a very tiny head
My hatred for the original stormcast look will never die
Thank god GW didn’t double down
Its almost always black templar fans
The only people more irritating than the media illiterate are the media literate
Nothing against black templars, its just that some of the fans of the chapter are so insufferable
LMFAO
And Death Korps fans
God you're right, I forgot about them
The media literate and Death Korps fans are just. The worst.
literate or illiterate ?
why would understanding the medium be annoying
or you mean people who constantly go "uhm acthutally"
Refer to my previous statement for clarification.
And you have answered your own question
yes i usually do this because i'm very smart
forgot the ai art
Oh man, 40k AI art is getting bad. I'm seeing it every where
the online 40k community has gotten pretty bad lately, mainly becuase of bots and idiots
The fun part is trying to tell one from the other
Well, not fun
Part bemusement, part infuriating
i have a feeling like, 15% of the toxic 40k community is just alt accounts
God I
Remember the fucking chaos LGBTQ+ strawman chapter
That used AI art
I remember it being posted in fucking
Horus Galaxy
The
Prolly lol
What
yeah
ai art of a black female queer obese space marine in a wheel chair, and people who dont know warhammer gaslit them selves into believing its real??????
...
So dreadnoughts got it
and drew art of like, kicking or killing them?

Baited
It actually wasn’t ai lmao
Which made it even funnier to see them mad
I need to see this
My morbid curiosity
ohhhh so it was literal bait lmao
Oh it was bait
I don't know anything about the artist, it was clearly bait so I looked at it, chuckled a little and moved on
@opaque coyote this one
Fantastic
People thought it was like official art ?
I love it
yeah
it was originally ai art i was right
PDFFFTTT
Are people brain dead
but the space maid perosn redrew it
yes
It made the worst ppl you know mad
Like even without the Ai part it just doesn't look like any official art
More importantly, would dreadnoughts count as SM in a wheelchair
They need to be put in an hospice
even with the ai part it doesnt look like naything officially 40k
I wish it was official art, but sadly we cannot have such treasures
The dreadnought literally could be considered a very advanced wheelchair
Mobility Walkers
Yeah walkers
I don't think they thought it was official? They just hate it
Yeah cause they’re fuckin dweebs
And hate the artist
Who buy one primaris kit then call everyone else tourists
Looking at you Black Templar Twitter fans
I have no kits
Y'all are tourists clearly

i know poeple thought it was real lmao
Mobility Walker just like this guy but more armed to the teeth with armor and weapons
the worst part is its also phobos
...
That image could technically be canon
I would say a penitent walker fits the combat wheelchair thing better
Like
Just found the art of a sister of battle kicking them
no?
yeah made by a generally well respected artist
Dreadnaughts are like, full on life support
I trust no black Templar fans I’m ngl
i think he just didnt realize what was going on? he seems to just be trend hopping there
Should've been a picture of them in a poly relationship

I don't think black Templars can be in a relationship like that though
They ignore the codex astartes, they can ignore monogamy
LET ME WATCH MY COMPANIONS FUCK
just came across this cool artwork of a homebrew chapter. kinda going for like a Tibetan monk style look
i wonder if 40k players kin post thier ocs
Like even if they had the ability, they're like super committed to their job.
That is cool
That tech marine is actually really awesome
Idk how serious I can take a guy with his eyes perpetually closed tho
Lowk Dante is goofy too
Top one reminds me of Zenyatta
From overwatch
pretty good, i like that it isnt over designed like most 40k homebrew chapters inspired by stuff like that
it'd be funny if underneath the mask he takes it off and he is just the most angry s.o.b in the chapter
i hope you are sitting down
Tibetan monk space Marines should be possible
you will never guess what zenyatta is based off of
@celest dome you know how the Champions of chaos expansion for soul bound is supposed to be a thing
No way... YOU MEAN?!?!
Apparently they just went screw it let's just make it into a different TTRPG
There's pretty much every other combination of sci fi and warrior culture out there

Wdym the prison marines are peak
what i like also is that the space mairnes arent like, all casting magic like most monk marine ideas, isntead its repersented by designs on their amror
Seriously though, I love the top guy's design

It's cool
No way
That's great
squid games aah
i call this one the beetlejuice marines
Dark Crusade AoS time
I’m just sayin let me put Pasqal and Kibellah in a room and see what happens
it's gonna be fairly similar but it's basically its own stand alone expansion
just like an old RTS game from an old time
Blazing Lotus chapter or whatever they're called is a cool homebrew

The flaming ring is probably a decorated iron halo
i swear the one with the death mask is this close to doing the pacha meme👌
@rose thorn oh yeah
glad the artist showed restraint
WHERE IS THAT???
The new champions of chaos expansion for soulbound starts you at
trying to find the artist's name...
HOLY SHIT
Blood wind spoil
https://www.deviantart.com/arturbs/art/Warhammer-40k-Blazing-Lotus-897832508
Should be this guy
yeah! thats the one
yeah the expansion is coming out very close i'm pretty
sure
And don't worry I will immediately get it to read all of the material just to not play the game

So I just listened to the conversation with big e and gulliman again and I've started to think
What it big e isn't calling gulliman a failure but himself a failure. Maybe the emperor is refecting on how bad his plan failed how everything shattered.
soo
i need to get all teh soulbound stuff i just have no clue wher eot get it
it's difficult to really say
The Emp. never really appeared as the sort to self reflect
he could mean both of them are a failure, emperor called him his tool, so when the emperor fails his tools fail and vise versa. he is also insane
I wouldn't really think that excerpt can really be considered as it calling himself the failure
eh only realized his mistkae being put into a coma
It's hard to say, it could be every possible conversation psychically unzipped in into g-mans mind and his brain just has to interpret the whole thing somehow
Drive through RPG or cubicle 7’s site
i love the fact that the other three orders are literally you can be undead you can be a literal ogre you can
still work with the good guys
but chaos
Yeah we're gonna need to be a bit different here to make it work
That's dope as hell. Giving me ideas for my own homebrew that I've been working on
Yeah I noticed that as well. Is that a Canoness?
That's my girlfriend
Lmao
Probably not
Palatine probably
Regardless, its nice we'll be getting another sororitas companion
Nice to see a Sister that's not Martyred Lady
We stan martyred ladies in this house
I'm thinking of a story for my dark heresy one shot
Basically
Considering it's gonna be 3 people? I think. Maybe 4
Either way, since it's gonna be a one shot, I thought of it starting off with their characters needing to investigate and clear out a chaos cult
And then it ends with them encountering a Chaos SM.
And of course, I entirely expect all of their characters to fucking die because it's a Chaos SM.
ba dum tss
Idk maybe two

I've had a dark heresy character lined up for awhile, but nobody plays that game anymore
The Chaos SM is probably just gonna be a word bearer
If I remember correctly, I think they sometimes set up cults solo
They do. They're all about that, actually
Should I at least give an opportunity for their characters to run
Or should them all fucking dying be the ending

I'd leave it up to how the game goes. If there's a reasonable chance at escape, go for it if not, welp
Yeah I was thinking of keeping like a hallway open and telling them to fucking run
And see how it goes
They do that in rogue trader lol
Make the Marine offer them salvation for making it this far and that souls as strong as them shouldn't die a pointless death
I'd they run or fight the dice shall choose there fate
Yeah that would be an option also
I imagine if one accepts, they'll actually get escorted out and left alive
And maybe appear later if I do a long form one
Pov future daemonhost
Probably, but honestly, I'm thinking of the SM actually being a rare breed.
He actually follows through on his words
You know what that's better. Because why would he have to lie or cheat he's just spreading the truth
Sure its corrupting and terrible but it's the truth
Off topic random little rant for halo nerds: While playing helldivers, ive had 3 arguments now with people telling me that the sidearm in ODST is not a magnum. Only for the argument to devolve into them telling me that it isnt a magnum and is instead a "varient" of the magnum. THAT STILL MAKES IT A MAGNUM!? NO!? Am i right, or am i right?
Both these guns also fire the exact same ammunition!
I think Spartans canonically have a bigger version
With a higher caliber
Both are still a magnum though
Nope! In Halo CE master chief had his pinky outside the finger guard because spartan hands are too big. They use the standard issue ones.
So first day of moving
May
Have
Splurged
There are emp children and possessed aswell
It’s a variant, so still a magnum
I’ve got a halo encyclopedia with in universe lore I could totally look at it later
They go like in depth on what master chiefs armor is made out of
And gun specs
the M6C/SOCOM is a magnum variant that shoots M225 12.7x40mm semi-armor-piercing high-explosive rounds, which is the same caliber as the normal magnum. But yes they're the same gun just the M6C is integrally suppressed.
Apparently the M6D, the variant in Halo 1, uses explosive ammo while the M6C doesn't.
That's
Basically it beyond looks
No
No wait
Ngm
They're the same
Feels different because it just
Fucking sucks in Halo 2

What the hell? The magnum shoots explosive rounds?! I never knew that lol
Apparently both the C and D are up sized compared to the originals
Although the original A and B variants are only used with civilian security now
Also imo the magnum sucks in most halos lol. Besides CE. Same with the AR
Feel wise. Not actual performance
So the C, D, etc. was actually upsized for mjolnir and military
CE is defo the best, I did enjoy it in reach tho
Assault rifle is fine in 3.
so the "feel" being not grea tis not really that weird
And then we didn’t get it in infinite lmao
I think 3 had the best feeling for the AR
You know
Screw all shooter halo games
Halo wars is where the franchise should go
Who’s with me
Surprisingly enough, Infinite nailed the gunplay
I want Halo Wars 3
...
Too bad Infinite had many other problems
Wait, so are you saying that spartans did use upscaled models?
Oh infinite plays fantastic
still older than 2 at least
Yeah
But also the officers as well
CE has the best feeling Magnum, and Shotgun
It’s not even close lol
All other games pale
WOE CURSED HALO BLUNDERBUSS
Infinite comes close with it's pistol honestly. It does genuinely feel good
The sidekick is the sidekick
I liked that one rifle they added
I thought it was gona be the thanos gif and I was terrified
For a moment
Booo! Infinite mentioned
Infinite has many flaws
But the base gameplay and feel is definitely not one of them
It’s literally only good in CE and reach
It actually looks really really good in helldivers
It skips 2 but the smg is also meh as fuck
Yeah, fair enough. Its a bit jank but good overall
Like it actually shoots the ammo it’s said to
Funny
2's pistol is probably the worst
The AR in reach is my favorite Bungo AR
Tbf Halo 2's balance in general sucks ass
2’s pistol is fine for what it’s trying to be
It sounds really good in helldivers as well
Except I hate what it’s trying to be
But the pistol just sucks
At least the SMGs are fun to dual wield
Especially if you go for the higher difficulties
The shotgun in 2 is so sad
lol
Saddest Halo shotgun ever
Yes I am including the shitty infinite one
I LOVE THE NOOB COMBO BEING THE ONLY VIABLE STRATEGY FOR LEGENDARY
That one genuinely feels better
Tbf 2 was designed for having cover
And leaning for a lot of the maps
The game went through a nightmare of a dev cycle
Yeah it's held together via duct tape and dreams
Me when CRUNCH
Yet 2 imo has the best story of all the halos
Well yeah
Because they didn’t rewrite the story at all
The story for Halo 2 was the story for Halo 2 till they had to cut the ending 1/3rd
Also, although the anniversary edition actually looks great graphically
And then they shoved it into 3
Cause it’s a remaster
Not a remake
Well it’s a remake in terms of technical terms
But it’s meant to just be a remaster
I know but they could at least nerf the fucking sniper jackals
It’s using the Halo 4 engine and everything partially
I doubt anybody would cry about it
I think that halo 2 anniversary is the best thing that 343 ever did. Besides the h2a multiplayer that is.
I do admit that it is very impressive
MC collection is good imo
But it is pretty good now
MC right before infinite came out was prime modern halo imo. having new stuff in old halos was so good. And then infinite came out lol
I know Halo 5 sucks ass, but I still found it weird that they never added it to MC collection honestly
Halo 5 is a bad Halo game
The micro transactions and the horrid launch just fucked it
But it’s not a bad game
Single player is fun.
Empty at times.
Is the best way to like describe 5
But genuinely fun
Tbh
Thats literally what i always say
I remember halo 5
Its super high quality. Especially when compared to infinite.
Except for the Warden Eternal
I joined a call once during a recruitment server cause I was fucking with them
I like Quake
And it was a bunch of Irish children who called me a fat hog
Infinite went through a development process as hellish as Halo 2 from what we know lol
It still hurts
I liked shit like the Mecha Grunt
Which is hilarious
Because how tf did that happen
Why the fuck were they replacing almost the whole team
Every couple of months
I swear Halo has a development curse.
Halo 5’s weapon sandbox was pretty neat and I like the comically large amount of options in it. Ignore the horrid balancing lol
I would have no issue with them putting out a shitty game. I just hate how theyve made - effort to rebuild their rep and instead just want to squeeze the remains of halos community for their last pennies.
Having the chain gun actually be a weapon that can be reloaded and shit was fun
343 and bungie are both awful at time management lol
I have to admit
They’ve tried, not gona call it a good job because it’s not 💀
lol
And the worst part is that it literally isn't the dev's fault.
It's purely management.
What yall know about the halo novels bro
I like the new banished shotgun
I’ve read like the forerunner stuff, ghosts of onyx and that’s it
lol
Bro the opening quadrilogy
Is so fucking peak
I should read it I’d assume?
It's a classic case of "PLEASE JUST LET US ACTUALLY WORK ON THE GAME-"
"no. add more skins."
£100 to recreate my reach spartan. Thats just nuts and unnaceptable. Also when corsscore helmets came out, all bundle prices were raised because of the new "added value". 343I literally has horns growing out their head.
1000%, it covers halo reach, halo CE and then into halo 2
Again I never said the monetization in infinite was a good thing, it’s god awful lol
Youre probably right but im sure some of the devs also didnt help.
The Flood is halo CE basically just from different perspectives
They probably would help if they didn't get swapped out every month or so

Wait I’ve read them out of order
Fuck
💀
lol
Look that was only during development
They just fired like 50% of the team
Instead

💀
Can’t be worse than how I played wolfenstein ngl
Did you start with Youngblood and go backwards lol?
Or did you do like
I would be partially relieved
That ship battle concept art was dope
Yeah
Never

lol

Microsoft will not let the cash cow die
Yeaaaaah
I mean
If it releases such a shit game that nobody plays it
Nope. Calling it now. they will show some trailer and all their misdeeds will be forgotten, only for the halo cycle to continue once more. Calling it now!
Then the cash cow is no longer a cash cow
I said might
Maybe it’ll actually be goood
(Probably not)
Again I hope so
But I have
0 expectations

Dont even entertain the idea lol
I’m not
Who knows maybe studios are starting to wake up to the reality of modern gaming and might start making good games again
lol
I mean Halo Infinite clearly had a ton of care and love in it's designs and such
I've been playing vampire the masquerade recently
Honestly, the video game industry in general has had a lot of flops throughout its history
Its a gold ring stuck under a mountain of shit. Its hard to focus on the gold ring imo.
The only reason why it's noticable now is due to them costing millions of fucking dollars
In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium, there is only Linux
Vs some shitty tie in game that you can ignore
Basically there were always a lot of bad video games.
But they never were huge to begin with
I think they nailed the single player aspect. Hell the bosses aren't actually bad either.
I mean gameplay wise yeah infinite was completely fine lol
Which is shocking since well
All im saying is: "Zeus! Give the rights to Halo to literally any other fucking studio! And my life is yours!"
Fuck the first brute boss he's an ass
Halo always struggled with bosses
That shouldn’t be ignored
Monkey paw curls
Wdym Halo studios is brand new 💀
(Kill me now)
Halo is now owned by Ubisoft
GIVE HALO TO KOJIMA
The words "Halo studios" just made a vain pop out in my forehead.
it’d be funny
Ah hell yeah, The Weapon with only a bikini
Finally
3 minute long segment of chief climbing a ladder
A lady in my head that calls stud muffin
actually just make it a grav lift
What a thrill...
PERFECTLY SCANNED FEMALE SPARTAN FEET
Cease

I would say an overly complicated story
But Halo 4 already did that
Seriously if you never read the novels
You would get like only 30% of it tbh
343 also like
Bitched out of committing to a plot
2 times in a row
JUST FUCKING DO IT
Halo 4 genuinely had a really good ending
Like for a moment I forgot about the jank and shit
And felt sadness for Chief basically losing his best friend
Like that scene where he looked up to Earth
He probably fully expected and wanted to die
Hey man, Kojima likes feet lmfao
Halo 3 designs in it
Like the covenant used both looks
And they elaborated that the new jackals were a subspecies
Halo 4 had one outstanding element. If you know, you know.
Goontana 💀
OH and it had a story line about the brutes and the arbiter making a treaty
Also the banished in infinite look like shit
That was cool
Everything looks worse
Like they destroyed the aesthetic for no reason
They look like the some generic remnant called the Blades of Regrets Left Chin sack
YES! Thank you! Most people like them, and imo, like their artsyle is just kinda ass
And “killing” atriox was fucking stupid
The banished lol extremely good in Halo wars 2 and artwork
Fuckin strips? Really
This thing is ugly as fuck. Fight me
The whole scratched polished metal and stuff
Looks good
The infinite stuff looks too fucking
Shiny?
Mhm
Also not a fan that they had just random blue like the covenant
Like cmon man
Gimme red
The spirit in Halo wars 2 looks good
Eh. I know its the HW2 artstyle but im still not a big fan of how their stuff looks
They said some bull of like
How the dudes with atriox were his personal elite
So they’d be all red
Like cmon man
I am sure the literal mercenary elites with no loyalty to attriox beyond the paycheck were his personal elite
💀
Literally
Thank you 343i. Very cool
Craig….
Literally every other depiction of them has them all in black/red/white/metallics universally
Why tf did they change that in infinite lol
Also it’s a game with brutes
But no spiker
Also weird thing, random atriox mentor
He never showed up before
I felt he was random
When the banished literally have a unique spiker design
Also a bit off topic, but im sad the direction they went with the brute deignes after halo 2. Imo they just became more and more generic. The Halo 2 ones looked so unique imo. This artist did some renders a while back and i still think its some of the best brute designs ive seen.
It’s really weird how bungie just moved away from that look entirely tbh
But the Halo 2 brutes are really good looking
I quite like the Brute from the rts game
Yeah, this was form Halo wars 1 and i thought it was really cool as a kid.
Wait, is that the one from hw2? i dont know lol
No, its the one im thinkin of. nvm
Yeah that dude is halo wars 1
The warlord in halo wars 2 has no beard
They mostly have a Halo 3 esque design
Halo wars 2 had awesome designs
Also
Scarabs would've definitely been good for Halo Infinite
Too bad again
Halo Infinite went through development hell
Banished scarab is cool
But seriously it would've been cool if some outposts were banished scarabs
That you had to fight
And destroy
Those were one of the most fun parts of Halo 3 tbh
One good thing that ill say about infinite though. The elite designs in infinite are by far my favourite. Like they are just perfect. Some of their armour is a bit meh though. But the sangheli themselves are cool as hell.
Oh they’re great
The actual individual designs of the infinite enemies are great mostly imo
I dont like the weird arms that they gave to the grunts.
Again, the devs clearly cared. They actually followed the enemy designs of Halo 1, 2, and 3
Helps make them look
While giving their own spin
Weirder
Maybe its nostalgia for me, but i liked it when the grunts looked sort of like jagged rocks.
Also offtopic again but cheif is my favourite design in infinite. (Even though it is just a copy of the legends one lol)
I like the halo 3 design the most still tbh
Im about to say a crime, but i dont like the CE baby look for cheif lol
I know people loved this when it came to infinite (for £25 btw), but i just think it looks kinda goofy. Besides the helmet. I like the mk5 helmet.
paintball mask type helmet
no
i don't
i was complaining about the cunt doing so every night
the maestro helmet triggered my ptsd
The hell is going on here
Lol
It's happening guys
Trust

We’re gona overdose at this rate
Ima be real with ya
Ok ok it's time to take your meds
deldar fans taking the mantle left by skongers
Deldar and Grey knight fans get to be mentally insane
For the rest of this edition
And next until they get their refresh
lol
so forever
So odd question, but if Fatshark wanted to add a t'au to Darktide, is there anyway they actually could?
Grey knights fans are all digging there own graves rn
Like, the warp taking a t'au ship and spitting it out over Atoma?
Inquistor would just order the Tau ship to be destroyed
You know what, I believe it is going to happen
Wouldn't use them as cannon fodder in order save the imperium's resources?
Because they are xenos and aren't to be trusted to exist
True.
Also Tau would just be a blue vet
legit all the alien designs but the Jiralhanae are peak
even the endless
I like them a lot
they give me synthetic being vibes
I sadly do not share the same opinion. Maybe id think differently if the story of infinite was good, but so far, i am not the biggest fan of them.
I don't care about their story stuff
I just like their design only but yeah they could've been cool
but womp womp we killed cortana off screen and had Atriox be hidden
But heres something that i did like about infinite. The hunter sounds. Scary as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_dFfWngj38
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The picture is a...
And iirc, a lot of the loud roars would only start to play once one of the bond brothers was killed
I think Hunters have never been done wrong in any of the games?
maybe CE
since they're pushovers
one of the few species to be generally consistent in every appearance
HALO LEGENDS MENTIONED
SPARTAN 1337 MY FUCKING GOAT
My mom pirated it for me when i was like 6, and my i remember being so blown away that my favourite videogame has a whole obscure, confusing and very weird movie about it. I loved it.




