#40k-lore-chat

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summer mural
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it looks like any lord

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probably a lord celestant

storm jungle
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Bro is this gonna be on the test

celest dome
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The autism test ?

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Didn't we all graduate on that already

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Isn't this the Autism containment area ?

storm jungle
queen laurel
celest dome
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Too stupid to realise you're one of us uwugryn

ornate estuary
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Shit imma need some hypnoindoctrination to this shit.

summer mural
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so

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how many stormcasts actually get to see sigmar

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like his gates are closed and all

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but hes probably got like..helpers running around

storm jungle
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It kinda depends as usual, Sigmar is like an actually active god so only THE highest stormcast in Azyr are allowed an audience with him

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guy is busy dealing with like 1000000 problems daily so KEKW_ogryn

summer mural
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i wonder if carthalos has ever seen him

storm jungle
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Very likely, hes a bigshot.

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Sigmar talks with his Stormcast in person but it's sort of rare and a big deal whenever it happens. Its like meeting the president, he does go and talk to people but unless you're part of his personal inner circle you'll probably meet him only once or twice in your life.

summer mural
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and the inner 6 probably have

storm jungle
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most of your interactions with him will also basically be like the president

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"Hey I know that guy! Ive seen him!"

summer mural
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yeah

storm jungle
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but he also actively takes part in your resurrection so uhhh already better than most world leaders lol

summer mural
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like see him eating breakfast or something at mcdonalds

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i finished s1 of black talon too

storm jungle
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Its good innit

summer mural
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bruh, her past life KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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Its fucked up

summer mural
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yeah its pretty good

storm jungle
summer mural
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I enjoyed it, cant lie

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story kept going

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so shes a knight zephyros

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the idoneth mage inclusion was especially nice

storm jungle
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Yeah Lorai, shes basically a mercenary-mage and also pretty hot so she has my vote

summer mural
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Dude thats what I thought

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SHES HOT

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also smart

storm jungle
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I literally had to clip every single one of her appearances in S1 for a friend once so uhhh I very much get the appeal KEKW_ogryn

summer mural
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is the one with the crossbow a raptor

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or a judicator

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the old white guy with the beard is an asshole, like they tend to be, although I can understand his motivation

storm jungle
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i think ALL of them are technically Zephyroses

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since they very much act as dignitary assassins in the series constantly

storm jungle
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it makes it even more fucked up with the dementia from respawning

summer mural
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yeah

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her mirror self was like " youl be back here"

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and wont remember this

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and shes like" il choose again"

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and the mirror self goes like " you always do"

storm jungle
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And thats why shes a great hero and exemplar yeah

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naive but brave

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adds up lol

summer mural
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that cycle is so fucked up

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i bet some of them have super messed up stories

storm jungle
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Oh nah yeah absolutely, its even worse the more you lose yourself as well. Its why I love when she wakes up in like the first episode and sees one of the stormcasts overseeing her healing and shes traumatized and doesnt want to end up like them

summer mural
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the waking up needs like

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a procedure

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they just wake up and wander around all traumatized and the stormcasts are like " first time?"

storm jungle
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Yeah exactly. Its one of the few things non-AOS fans call "lame" on the grimdark scale before you kinda see it visually or described in detail on text.

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dementia/losing memories is a great fear of a lot of people IRL

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so i think it makes it even better in my opinion

summer mural
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also

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its not like stormcasts get trained from childhood or something, you basically die and then you get reborn somewhere as a grown up stormcast

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so do they get like..indoctrination

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or do they just tell them that theyve been brought back to life for a great duty for the good of the realm and sigmar chose them because they were brave heroes in their past life

storm jungle
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Pretty much yeah and they dont exactly lie to them, the people chosen are chosen for a reason knowingly that they would serve Sigmar and the mortal realms willingly.

celest dome
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There is some indoctrination, but not like SM ones

storm jungle
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Sigmar only chooses pure souls who WANT to fight but yeah there is some indoctrination, but its like a lot more light version of what marine Chaplains do

summer mural
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well its a positive activity, especially considering the chosen people already have heroic traits innate in them

storm jungle
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Pretty much yeah

celest dome
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Some were Chaos warriors

summer mural
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but Im assuming they get like training

storm jungle
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^

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Oh nah yeah they do

summer mural
storm jungle
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stormhosts are basically Chapters so they all got their own ways/teachings

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some are good, some are grey and some are terrible KEKW_ogryn

summer mural
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the ruination chambers are the bomb

storm jungle
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though there is some other examples

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like this cunt

summer mural
storm jungle
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Some people will just be evil

summer mural
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the idoneth mage has a good deal too

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she gets to mercy kill and drain souls from like bad guys and stuff

storm jungle
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Yeah shes a hireling so that checks out

summer mural
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the general alliance thing took a second to adjust to after watching all the 40k shows

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the treekin and stormcast going into battle together like its normal

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backstabbing politics with daughters of khaine

storm jungle
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Yeah just like Warhammer Fantasy in AOS Order factions are all "allies"

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it only gets murky depending on the diplomatic talks/which faction is meeting who lol

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also in many cities lots of species live alongside each other

summer mural
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well the daughters of khaine one was good tbh

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especially considering the daughters were innocent

storm jungle
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I was too distracted by the gyatt but ill agree

summer mural
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well " innocent" innocent of the crimes they were charged with

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and yeah those daughters were uh

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well they were well animated

storm jungle
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I took many screencaps when that episode was out staregryn

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but jokes aside yeah that is one advantage WHF/AOS has

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aka you can actually have different races work together without convoluting anything

summer mural
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the queen was majestic

storm jungle
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which you basically cant in 40k

celest dome
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based

storm jungle
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unless its like nids/crons attacking

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I love 40k but AOS just has so many alternatives to stuff you cant do in it which is great

summer mural
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40k needs like a season where you only follow one group of marines around and it should be episodic

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basically like black talon

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conceptually

storm jungle
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man I wish

summer mural
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or guardsmen or anything too, but lets face its its gonna be marines if its like that

storm jungle
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the thing that makes Blacktalon interesting is they actually walk around, talk and interact with different communities and species etc, which is essentially impossible in 40k hence why almost all space marine animations are just bolterslop

summer mural
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yeah its an episodic group that go on adventures every episode together

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they get to plan out stuff and talk amongst themselves

storm jungle
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Yeah classic fantasy stuff with a warhammer tinge its really good

celest dome
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Rogue Trader is basically the only means to do so

storm jungle
queen laurel
summer mural
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you can do an awesome deathwatch show

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its not like the talons arent under orders

storm jungle
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Yeah that too

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A marine would never for example stop and talk to that clean looking man-at-arms dude to explain to him hes spreading Nurgle's plagues everywhere

storm jungle
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they'd just say some generic shit and shoot him

tough haven
queen laurel
daring creek
storm jungle
tough haven
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Basically the reason that’s prevailed is “everything’s fucked, might as well work together”

rose thorn
tough haven
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“Can’t afford to kill you yet”

queen laurel
daring creek
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lmao

summer mural
celest dome
storm jungle
summer mural
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she is allowed to take souls from dying folk though, or put someone out of their misery

rose thorn
summer mural
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yeah

rose thorn
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i have the kti i cant rememebr her name tho

summer mural
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not normal idoneth lol

celest dome
summer mural
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lorai

queen laurel
tough haven
tough haven
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Everyone is gonna be fighting in the end slides of the campaign like in RT

storm jungle
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the most tired excuse in 40k is "common enemy lets temporarily teamup"

rose thorn
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i hope they do another expansion soon for ruination chamber, gitmob, and cities of sigma r

celest dome
tough haven
summer mural
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single deathwatch kill team for a season, they have overarching plot but episodic nature every episode, they get a boss they answer to and their deathwatch outpost

tough haven
celest dome
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Unlike with the U5, they're fighting hopeless fights, they're gonna die, but they're able to evolve past it

tough haven
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My favorite dynamic is the ragtag group that’s forced to work together

tough haven
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But would otherwise kill one another

tough haven
summer mural
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definitely drug addicts

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also the entirety of the dark angels

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but i guess you can do tau and eldar teamups

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and throw in a guardsmen ig

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or a radical interrogator

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maybe a tzeentch guy

storm jungle
summer mural
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or you can just make cool killteam from different chapters with competent marines that have friction, including new guy and veterans and different roles and murder xenos men, women and children with ruthless abandon and extreme gore

storm jungle
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NO.

remote widget
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You wouldn't say hand sanitizer doesn't work because .1% of bacteria survive, so why hate on the lasgun when it's the same tale

summer mural
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yes

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the woefully underutilized arm of the ordo xenos

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except for that time they may have saved slaanesh's life

median star
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my favorite small group tho hardly having any lore behind it in 40k is the immaterial college

summer mural
summer mural
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yeah its deathwatch

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I just forgot to mention deathwatch killteam lol

rose thorn
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road map next week for aos

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HYPE

summer mural
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is that a realmgate

celest dome
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Think so

summer mural
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well its from aos

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cant be anything else I think

celest dome
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Might be one of the special one from Azyr/Sigmar

summer mural
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this is in hammerhal

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so..probably?

rose thorn
rose thorn
tough haven
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Trying to come up with a second name for a runtherd that was kicked out of his tribe for his protective nature towards his grots

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Ogak Githelpa comes to mind but it ain’t very Orky

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It does work though, cause now he’s a Freeboota mercenary and has accidentally helped a lot of gits

summer mural
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do the keys the castellants carry mean anything

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like the giant keys on their back

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they also get called keeper of the keys iirc

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do they open the locked door to the larder?

summer mural
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uh

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lemme see if I can find a pic

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That thing

rose thorn
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OH

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the guy in toll

summer mural
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oh hes THE SAME GUY, I JUST REMEMBERED

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thanks for reminding me lol

rose thorn
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no porblem

summer mural
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so I guess only he carries the key to the larder?

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or to..wherever

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also that pics from blacktalon , so hes in both

rose thorn
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Valius, the Keeper Aqshian

queen laurel
summer mural
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yeah lord valius

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does his key symbolize anything

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or in general

tough haven
queen laurel
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that's the point

rose thorn
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i think it probably ahs to do with his role as a protector of hammerhal

queen laurel
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orks mock members they find not right

rose thorn
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it just symbolizes his dedication to protecting hammherhal aqhsy? his shiel dhas the old hammerhal symbol on it too

tough haven
summer mural
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his gryphs got a key too

tough haven
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Dude has a crazy bonus vs locks

queen laurel
storm jungle
summer mural
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hes probably levelled up thievery to 100

tough haven
summer mural
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and got a giant key

queen laurel
tough haven
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Thats immediately what I thought of

queen laurel
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Orks gave that name to him not as a good title but to mock him

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That's the point you already made a perfect name

summer mural
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either that or he was a thief in his past life and sigmar gave him auto penance armor

rose thorn
summer mural
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nice, thanks

rose thorn
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i gotta read the silver shard first

near wasp
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I just finished grotenik

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Peak book

summer mural
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so how often does warhammer plus get content added to it

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in terms of shows

storm jungle
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like

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a month or two lol

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its very long

summer mural
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thats not so bad

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I assume hammer and bolter and blacktalon are the only ongoing shows

rose thorn
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@summer mural

summer mural
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damn

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He must be getting discounts at the best stores

rose thorn
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Lmao

summer mural
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he doesnt have the legendary jawline of karl franz yes

rose thorn
arctic talon
arctic talon
arctic talon
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No

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But it literally is Karl franz

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Like the dudes face is described

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And it’s suspiciously similar

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Along with being the last of the emperors in an civilization of the world that was

summer mural
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well that I knew

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celestant prime probably does get to see and talk to sigmar i assume

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probably moreso than anyone else

rose thorn
summer mural
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what if the entire planet of catachan is a giant tyranid

lament shoal
lofty mason
lament shoal
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Is there any mention of the rest of the Moebian regiments' reactions to the 6th falling to chaos? I imagine it would be a mark of shame

summer mural
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it is kinda

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dukane blames the leadership on atoma prime

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and she runs the moebian 23rd

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who are from magna branx iirc

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different planet in same system basically

lament shoal
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Gotcha, ty

summer mural
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basically she says the leadership and administration on atoma prime is so corrupt and sloppy they enabled the moebian 6th to fall to chaos

celest dome
summer mural
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yeah 53rd

celest dome
urban spire
arctic talon
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My hatred for the original stormcast look will never die

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Thank god GW didn’t double down

opaque coyote
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The fucking E.T comment is wild I love it

lament shoal
paper haven
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The only people more irritating than the media illiterate are the media literate

lament shoal
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Nothing against black templars, its just that some of the fans of the chapter are so insufferable

storm jungle
paper haven
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And Death Korps fans

lament shoal
paper haven
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The media literate and Death Korps fans are just. The worst.

spring cairn
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literate or illiterate ?

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why would understanding the medium be annoying

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or you mean people who constantly go "uhm acthutally"

paper haven
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Refer to my previous statement for clarification.
And you have answered your own question

spring cairn
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yes i usually do this because i'm very smart

paper haven
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It's fairly convenient, I would imagine

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Saves a lot of time, presumably

rose thorn
paper haven
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Oh man, 40k AI art is getting bad. I'm seeing it every where

rose thorn
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the online 40k community has gotten pretty bad lately, mainly becuase of bots and idiots

opaque coyote
paper haven
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The fun part is trying to tell one from the other

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Well, not fun

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Part bemusement, part infuriating

rose thorn
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i have a feeling like, 15% of the toxic 40k community is just alt accounts

opaque coyote
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That used AI art

rose thorn
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huh??????

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the wheel chair thing?

opaque coyote
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I remember it being posted in fucking

Horus Galaxy

rose thorn
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oh lmao

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hrous galaxy

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thnk god its dead

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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What

arctic talon
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But people love sock puppeting

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In general

rose thorn
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yeah

rose thorn
# opaque coyote What

ai art of a black female queer obese space marine in a wheel chair, and people who dont know warhammer gaslit them selves into believing its real??????

rose thorn
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and drew art of like, kicking or killing them?

opaque coyote
paper haven
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Baited

rose thorn
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its psychotic

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yeah

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then it became a bit of an art trend

spare osprey
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Which made it even funnier to see them mad

opaque coyote
spare osprey
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The person who draws the uhhh

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Space maids

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Drew it

opaque coyote
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My morbid curiosity

rose thorn
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ohhhh so it was literal bait lmao

opaque coyote
paper haven
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I don't know anything about the artist, it was clearly bait so I looked at it, chuckled a little and moved on

opaque coyote
celest dome
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People thought it was like official art ?

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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I love it

rose thorn
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it was originally ai art i was right

opaque coyote
celest dome
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Are people brain dead

rose thorn
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but the space maid perosn redrew it

rose thorn
spare osprey
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It made the worst ppl you know mad

celest dome
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Like even without the Ai part it just doesn't look like any official art

opaque coyote
celest dome
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They need to be put in an hospice

rose thorn
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even with the ai part it doesnt look like naything officially 40k

paper haven
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I wish it was official art, but sadly we cannot have such treasures

opaque coyote
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The dreadnought literally could be considered a very advanced wheelchair

spare osprey
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Yeah walkers

opaque coyote
spare osprey
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Yeah cause they’re fuckin dweebs

opaque coyote
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And hate the artist

spare osprey
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Who buy one primaris kit then call everyone else tourists

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Looking at you Black Templar Twitter fans

opaque coyote
paper haven
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They gotta support the creators

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GW is a small indie company, after all

rose thorn
queen laurel
median star
opaque coyote
paper haven
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I would say a penitent walker fits the combat wheelchair thing better

opaque coyote
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Like

spare osprey
rose thorn
rose thorn
paper haven
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Dreadnaughts are like, full on life support

spare osprey
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And it’s made by the bitch who makes black Templar x sob stuff

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Saw that coming

spare osprey
rose thorn
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i think he just didnt realize what was going on? he seems to just be trend hopping there

opaque coyote
paper haven
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I don't think black Templars can be in a relationship like that though

rose thorn
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rogue trader polyamory mod when

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i d check but the rogue trader mod page is utter ass

opaque coyote
spare osprey
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LET ME WATCH MY COMPANIONS FUCK

winter vessel
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just came across this cool artwork of a homebrew chapter. kinda going for like a Tibetan monk style look

rose thorn
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i wonder if 40k players kin post thier ocs

paper haven
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Like even if they had the ability, they're like super committed to their job.

spare osprey
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Idk how serious I can take a guy with his eyes perpetually closed tho

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Lowk Dante is goofy too

opaque coyote
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From overwatch

rose thorn
winter vessel
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it'd be funny if underneath the mask he takes it off and he is just the most angry s.o.b in the chapter

rose thorn
paper haven
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Tibetan monk space Marines should be possible

rose thorn
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you will never guess what zenyatta is based off of

queen laurel
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@celest dome you know how the Champions of chaos expansion for soul bound is supposed to be a thing

opaque coyote
queen laurel
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Apparently they just went screw it let's just make it into a different TTRPG

paper haven
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There's pretty much every other combination of sci fi and warrior culture out there

opaque coyote
spare osprey
rose thorn
opaque coyote
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Seriously though, I love the top guy's design

rocky gale
opaque coyote
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It's cool

rose thorn
winter vessel
celest dome
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Dark Crusade AoS time

spare osprey
opaque coyote
spare osprey
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That tally mark ain’t for kills

queen laurel
winter vessel
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hold on i found a side by side gear comparison for the Tibetan Marines

queen laurel
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it's gonna be fairly similar but it's basically its own stand alone expansion

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just like an old RTS game from an old time

vagrant fox
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Blazing Lotus chapter or whatever they're called is a cool homebrew

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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i swear the one with the death mask is this close to doing the pacha meme👌

queen laurel
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@rose thorn oh yeah

rose thorn
rose thorn
queen laurel
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The new champions of chaos expansion for soulbound starts you at

winter vessel
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trying to find the artist's name...

queen laurel
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Blood wind spoil

rose thorn
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LMAO

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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finally

winter vessel
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yeah! thats the one

queen laurel
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sure

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And don't worry I will immediately get it to read all of the material just to not play the game

near wasp
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So I just listened to the conversation with big e and gulliman again and I've started to think

What it big e isn't calling gulliman a failure but himself a failure. Maybe the emperor is refecting on how bad his plan failed how everything shattered.

celest dome
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soo

rose thorn
celest dome
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it's difficult to really say

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The Emp. never really appeared as the sort to self reflect

rose thorn
celest dome
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I wouldn't really think that excerpt can really be considered as it calling himself the failure

rose thorn
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eh only realized his mistkae being put into a coma

vagrant fox
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It's hard to say, it could be every possible conversation psychically unzipped in into g-mans mind and his brain just has to interpret the whole thing somehow

near wasp
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Yeah it's hard to interpret

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As is the case with everything with the emperor

arctic talon
queen laurel
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still work with the good guys

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but chaos

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Yeah we're gonna need to be a bit different here to make it work

lament shoal
# winter vessel

That's dope as hell. Giving me ideas for my own homebrew that I've been working on

rocky gale
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Dark Heresy Sororitas companion

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😳

lament shoal
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Yeah I noticed that as well. Is that a Canoness?

rocky gale
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That's my girlfriend

lament shoal
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Lmao

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Palatine probably

lament shoal
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Regardless, its nice we'll be getting another sororitas companion

rocky gale
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Nice to see a Sister that's not Martyred Lady

paper haven
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We stan martyred ladies in this house

opaque coyote
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I'm thinking of a story for my dark heresy one shot

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Basically

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Considering it's gonna be 3 people? I think. Maybe 4

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Either way, since it's gonna be a one shot, I thought of it starting off with their characters needing to investigate and clear out a chaos cult

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And then it ends with them encountering a Chaos SM.

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And of course, I entirely expect all of their characters to fucking die because it's a Chaos SM.

paper haven
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Oh I get it, because they'll all die in one shot

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Clever

opaque coyote
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Idk maybe two

paper haven
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I've had a dark heresy character lined up for awhile, but nobody plays that game anymore

opaque coyote
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The Chaos SM is probably just gonna be a word bearer

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If I remember correctly, I think they sometimes set up cults solo

paper haven
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They do. They're all about that, actually

opaque coyote
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Should I at least give an opportunity for their characters to run

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Or should them all fucking dying be the ending

paper haven
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I'd leave it up to how the game goes. If there's a reasonable chance at escape, go for it if not, welp

opaque coyote
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Yeah I was thinking of keeping like a hallway open and telling them to fucking run

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And see how it goes

lament shoal
near wasp
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I'd they run or fight the dice shall choose there fate

opaque coyote
near wasp
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See if you can legit tempt them to chaos

opaque coyote
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I imagine if one accepts, they'll actually get escorted out and left alive

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And maybe appear later if I do a long form one

near wasp
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Pov future daemonhost

opaque coyote
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Probably, but honestly, I'm thinking of the SM actually being a rare breed.

He actually follows through on his words

near wasp
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You know what that's better. Because why would he have to lie or cheat he's just spreading the truth

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Sure its corrupting and terrible but it's the truth

wintry scarab
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Off topic random little rant for halo nerds: While playing helldivers, ive had 3 arguments now with people telling me that the sidearm in ODST is not a magnum. Only for the argument to devolve into them telling me that it isnt a magnum and is instead a "varient" of the magnum. THAT STILL MAKES IT A MAGNUM!? NO!? Am i right, or am i right?

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Both these guns also fire the exact same ammunition!

opaque coyote
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With a higher caliber

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Both are still a magnum though

wintry scarab
spare osprey
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So first day of moving

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May

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Have

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Splurged

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There are emp children and possessed aswell

spare osprey
spare osprey
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I’ve got a halo encyclopedia with in universe lore I could totally look at it later

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They go like in depth on what master chiefs armor is made out of

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And gun specs

languid meadow
opaque coyote
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Basically it beyond looks

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No

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No wait

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Ngm

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They're the same

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Feels different because it just

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Fucking sucks in Halo 2

wintry scarab
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What the hell? The magnum shoots explosive rounds?! I never knew that lol

opaque coyote
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Apparently both the C and D are up sized compared to the originals

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Although the original A and B variants are only used with civilian security now

wintry scarab
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Also imo the magnum sucks in most halos lol. Besides CE. Same with the AR

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Feel wise. Not actual performance

opaque coyote
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So the C, D, etc. was actually upsized for mjolnir and military

spare osprey
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CE is defo the best, I did enjoy it in reach tho

storm jungle
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I mean

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mos tof the games are literally before most people on this server were born

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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so the "feel" being not grea tis not really that weird

spare osprey
opaque coyote
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I think 3 had the best feeling for the AR

spare osprey
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You know

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Screw all shooter halo games

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Halo wars is where the franchise should go

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Who’s with me

opaque coyote
#

Surprisingly enough, Infinite nailed the gunplay

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

...

languid meadow
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forgetting that Halo CE came out in 2001

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fuck

opaque coyote
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Too bad Infinite had many other problems

wintry scarab
spare osprey
languid meadow
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still older than 2 at least

opaque coyote
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But also the officers as well

arctic talon
#

CE has the best feeling Magnum, and Shotgun

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It’s not even close lol

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All other games pale

spare osprey
#

WOE CURSED HALO BLUNDERBUSS

arctic talon
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Halo 3’s magnum is awful

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Halo reach’s is tolerable

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Too bad it isn't the magnum

arctic talon
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The sidekick is the sidekick

spare osprey
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I liked that one rifle they added

arctic talon
#

For a moment

wintry scarab
arctic talon
#

lol

spare osprey
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That’s the one

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I’ll always be a dmr supremacist tho

arctic talon
#

Ngl

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Why is the AR ass in almost all the bungie games

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

It’s literally only good in CE and reach

spare osprey
arctic talon
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It skips 2 but the smg is also meh as fuck

wintry scarab
spare osprey
arctic talon
#

Funny

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

The AR in reach is my favorite Bungo AR

opaque coyote
#

Tbf Halo 2's balance in general sucks ass

arctic talon
wintry scarab
arctic talon
#

Except I hate what it’s trying to be

opaque coyote
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But the pistol just sucks

arctic talon
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2’s sandbox balance is

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Prolly the worst of any Halo

opaque coyote
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At least the SMGs are fun to dual wield

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

The shotgun in 2 is so sad

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lol

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Saddest Halo shotgun ever

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Yes I am including the shitty infinite one

opaque coyote
#

I LOVE THE NOOB COMBO BEING THE ONLY VIABLE STRATEGY FOR LEGENDARY

arctic talon
#

That one genuinely feels better

arctic talon
#

And leaning for a lot of the maps

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The game went through a nightmare of a dev cycle

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Me when CRUNCH

wintry scarab
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Yet 2 imo has the best story of all the halos

arctic talon
#

Well yeah

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Because they didn’t rewrite the story at all

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The story for Halo 2 was the story for Halo 2 till they had to cut the ending 1/3rd

opaque coyote
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Also, although the anniversary edition actually looks great graphically

arctic talon
#

And then they shoved it into 3

opaque coyote
#

Why didn't they rebalance

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Anything

arctic talon
#

Not a remake

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Well it’s a remake in terms of technical terms

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But it’s meant to just be a remaster

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

It’s using the Halo 4 engine and everything partially

opaque coyote
#

I doubt anybody would cry about it

arctic talon
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And running in parallel with the Halo 2 one

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It’s actually super cool

wintry scarab
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I think that halo 2 anniversary is the best thing that 343 ever did. Besides the h2a multiplayer that is.

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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The idea was sound

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💀

opaque coyote
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But it is pretty good now

wintry scarab
arctic talon
#

Infinite is like

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Idk

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It’s so close to actually being decent lol

opaque coyote
#

I know Halo 5 sucks ass, but I still found it weird that they never added it to MC collection honestly

arctic talon
#

Halo 5 is a bad Halo game

spare osprey
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The micro transactions and the horrid launch just fucked it

arctic talon
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But it’s not a bad game

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Is the best way to like describe 5

opaque coyote
#

But genuinely fun

arctic talon
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Tbh

wintry scarab
arctic talon
#

The game is like literally well designed and good

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Except it’s not halo

spare osprey
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I remember halo 5

arctic talon
#

And I like mobility shooters a ton lol

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Like the deranged stuff

wintry scarab
#

Its super high quality. Especially when compared to infinite.

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Quake

spare osprey
arctic talon
#

I like Quake

spare osprey
arctic talon
spare osprey
#

It still hurts

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Which is hilarious

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Because how tf did that happen

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Why the fuck were they replacing almost the whole team

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Every couple of months

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Halo 5’s weapon sandbox was pretty neat and I like the comically large amount of options in it. Ignore the horrid balancing lol

wintry scarab
opaque coyote
arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

I have to admit

arctic talon
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lol

opaque coyote
spare osprey
#

What yall know about the halo novels bro

arctic talon
#

I like the new banished shotgun

arctic talon
#

lol

spare osprey
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Is so fucking peak

arctic talon
#

I should read it I’d assume?

opaque coyote
#

It's a classic case of "PLEASE JUST LET US ACTUALLY WORK ON THE GAME-"

"no. add more skins."

wintry scarab
spare osprey
arctic talon
#

Again I never said the monetization in infinite was a good thing, it’s god awful lol

wintry scarab
arctic talon
#

I mean the devs got almost 0 funding

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Like explicitly

spare osprey
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Fuck

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💀

arctic talon
#

Look that was only during development

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They just fired like 50% of the team

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Instead

opaque coyote
#

💀

arctic talon
#

Anyways the next Halo game might crash and burn

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Who knows

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I want Halo Wars 3

spare osprey
opaque coyote
#

If it does

arctic talon
#

Or did you do like

opaque coyote
#

I would be partially relieved

spare osprey
arctic talon
#

Yeah

opaque coyote
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Because then Halo can finally rest

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Would prefer a good game though

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But still

spare osprey
arctic talon
#

Never

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

lol

spare osprey
arctic talon
#

Microsoft will not let the cash cow die

arctic talon
#

Lmao

spare osprey
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Yeaaaaah

opaque coyote
wintry scarab
opaque coyote
#

Then the cash cow is no longer a cash cow

arctic talon
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Maybe it’ll actually be goood

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(Probably not)

opaque coyote
#

But I have

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0 expectations

wintry scarab
arctic talon
#

I’m not

near wasp
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Who knows maybe studios are starting to wake up to the reality of modern gaming and might start making good games again

arctic talon
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lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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There’s plenty of good games rn

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For the genres I like

near wasp
#

I've been playing vampire the masquerade recently

opaque coyote
wintry scarab
opaque coyote
#

The only reason why it's noticable now is due to them costing millions of fucking dollars

arctic talon
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In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium, there is only Linux

opaque coyote
#

Vs some shitty tie in game that you can ignore

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Basically there were always a lot of bad video games.

But they never were huge to begin with

near wasp
#

Infinite wasn't even that bad imo

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I played on legendary tho

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

I mean gameplay wise yeah infinite was completely fine lol

opaque coyote
#

Which is shocking since well

arctic talon
#

It has a lot of other issues

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Though

wintry scarab
#

All im saying is: "Zeus! Give the rights to Halo to literally any other fucking studio! And my life is yours!"

near wasp
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Fuck the first brute boss he's an ass

opaque coyote
#

Halo always struggled with bosses

arctic talon
#

That shouldn’t be ignored

arctic talon
#

(Kill me now)

opaque coyote
#

Halo is now owned by Ubisoft

near wasp
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Dammit

spare osprey
#

GIVE HALO TO KOJIMA

wintry scarab
spare osprey
#

it’d be funny

opaque coyote
#

Finally

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

A lady in my head that calls stud muffin

arctic talon
#

actually just make it a grav lift

opaque coyote
lament shoal
near wasp
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Cease

lament shoal
opaque coyote
#

I would say an overly complicated story

But Halo 4 already did that

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Seriously if you never read the novels

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You would get like only 30% of it tbh

arctic talon
#

343 also like

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Bitched out of committing to a plot

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2 times in a row

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JUST FUCKING DO IT

opaque coyote
#

Like for a moment I forgot about the jank and shit

opaque coyote
#

And felt sadness for Chief basically losing his best friend

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Like that scene where he looked up to Earth

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He probably fully expected and wanted to die

spare osprey
#

I like 4’s comics

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It actually has uh

opaque coyote
#

...

#

And then Halo 5 ruined it

lament shoal
spare osprey
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Like the covenant used both looks

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And they elaborated that the new jackals were a subspecies

wintry scarab
storm jungle
#

Goontana 💀

spare osprey
arctic talon
#

Also the banished in infinite look like shit

spare osprey
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That was cool

arctic talon
#

Everything looks worse

spare osprey
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Was gonna say

arctic talon
#

Then their Halo wars 2 design

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They don’t look like the banished

spare osprey
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Like they destroyed the aesthetic for no reason

arctic talon
#

They look like the some generic remnant called the Blades of Regrets Left Chin sack

wintry scarab
spare osprey
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And “killing” atriox was fucking stupid

arctic talon
spare osprey
#

Fuckin strips? Really

wintry scarab
#

This thing is ugly as fuck. Fight me

arctic talon
#

The whole scratched polished metal and stuff

#

Looks good

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The infinite stuff looks too fucking

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Shiny?

spare osprey
#

Mhm

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Also not a fan that they had just random blue like the covenant

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Like cmon man

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Gimme red

arctic talon
#

The spirit in Halo wars 2 looks good

spare osprey
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Atriox’s comic was so good too

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Fuck halo man make your games as good as your books

wintry scarab
#

Eh. I know its the HW2 artstyle but im still not a big fan of how their stuff looks

arctic talon
#

The banished had a clearly defined aesthetic

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And then 343 just

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Ignored it?

spare osprey
#

They said some bull of like

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How the dudes with atriox were his personal elite

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So they’d be all red

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Like cmon man

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

💀

spare osprey
#

Literally

wintry scarab
arctic talon
arctic talon
arctic talon
#

Why tf did they change that in infinite lol

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Also it’s a game with brutes

#

But no spiker

spare osprey
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Also weird thing, random atriox mentor

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He never showed up before

#

I felt he was random

arctic talon
#

When the banished literally have a unique spiker design

wintry scarab
#

Also a bit off topic, but im sad the direction they went with the brute deignes after halo 2. Imo they just became more and more generic. The Halo 2 ones looked so unique imo. This artist did some renders a while back and i still think its some of the best brute designs ive seen.

arctic talon
#

But the Halo 2 brutes are really good looking

celest dome
#

I quite like the Brute from the rts game

wintry scarab
#

Yeah, this was form Halo wars 1 and i thought it was really cool as a kid.

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Wait, is that the one from hw2? i dont know lol

#

No, its the one im thinkin of. nvm

arctic talon
#

Yeah that dude is halo wars 1

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The warlord in halo wars 2 has no beard

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They mostly have a Halo 3 esque design

opaque coyote
#

Halo wars 2 had awesome designs

#

Also

#

Scarabs would've definitely been good for Halo Infinite

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Too bad again

#

Halo Infinite went through development hell

arctic talon
#

Banished scarab is cool

opaque coyote
#

But seriously it would've been cool if some outposts were banished scarabs

#

That you had to fight

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And destroy

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Those were one of the most fun parts of Halo 3 tbh

wintry scarab
#

One good thing that ill say about infinite though. The elite designs in infinite are by far my favourite. Like they are just perfect. Some of their armour is a bit meh though. But the sangheli themselves are cool as hell.

arctic talon
#

Oh they’re great

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The actual individual designs of the infinite enemies are great mostly imo

wintry scarab
#

I dont like the weird arms that they gave to the grunts.

arctic talon
#

it’s just not the banished

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I like them tbh

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Helps make them look

opaque coyote
#

While giving their own spin

arctic talon
#

Weirder

wintry scarab
#

Maybe its nostalgia for me, but i liked it when the grunts looked sort of like jagged rocks.

arctic talon
#

Ah

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I like the more

#

Idk

#

The new texture more?

wintry scarab
#

Also offtopic again but cheif is my favourite design in infinite. (Even though it is just a copy of the legends one lol)

arctic talon
#

I like the halo 3 design the most still tbh

wintry scarab
#

Im about to say a crime, but i dont like the CE baby look for cheif lol

#

I know people loved this when it came to infinite (for £25 btw), but i just think it looks kinda goofy. Besides the helmet. I like the mk5 helmet.

crystal forum
#

paintball mask type helmet

spring cairn
#

i am master chef

#

i ride motocross

storm jungle
#

no

spring cairn
#

very loudly in my street at 3am

#

like fuck off

storm jungle
#

you ride the motorcross

#

you should be the one being silent

#

🗣️

spring cairn
#

i don't

#

i was complaining about the cunt doing so every night

#

the maestro helmet triggered my ptsd

storm jungle
#

skill issue

#

next

#

📣

spring cairn
#

i paid him 5 euros, he's heading for ur house now

#

🖕

near wasp
#

The hell is going on here

rocky gale
#

Can't believe we're going to get a surprise Drukhari reveal tonight at the NOVA open

near wasp
#

Lol

rocky gale
#

It's happening guys

rocky gale
#

Trust

arctic talon
#

We’re gona overdose at this rate

#

Ima be real with ya

near wasp
#

Ok ok it's time to take your meds

spring cairn
#

deldar fans taking the mantle left by skongers

arctic talon
#

Deldar and Grey knight fans get to be mentally insane

#

For the rest of this edition

#

And next until they get their refresh

#

lol

spring cairn
#

so forever

arctic talon
#

Nah

#

They’re the only 2 armies left

#

So GW will do it

nocturne crest
#

So odd question, but if Fatshark wanted to add a t'au to Darktide, is there anyway they actually could?

near wasp
#

Grey knights fans are all digging there own graves rn

nocturne crest
#

Like, the warp taking a t'au ship and spitting it out over Atoma?

near wasp
#

Inquistor would just order the Tau ship to be destroyed

paper haven
#

You know what, I believe it is going to happen

nocturne crest
near wasp
#

Because they are xenos and aren't to be trusted to exist

nocturne crest
#

True.

near wasp
#

Also Tau would just be a blue vet

languid meadow
#

even the endless

#

I like them a lot

#

they give me synthetic being vibes

wintry scarab
# languid meadow even the endless

I sadly do not share the same opinion. Maybe id think differently if the story of infinite was good, but so far, i am not the biggest fan of them.

languid meadow
#

I don't care about their story stuff

#

I just like their design only but yeah they could've been cool

#

but womp womp we killed cortana off screen and had Atriox be hidden

wintry scarab
#

But heres something that i did like about infinite. The hunter sounds. Scary as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_dFfWngj38

#

And iirc, a lot of the loud roars would only start to play once one of the bond brothers was killed

languid meadow
#

I think Hunters have never been done wrong in any of the games?

#

maybe CE

#

since they're pushovers

#

one of the few species to be generally consistent in every appearance

wintry scarab
# spare osprey HALO LEGENDS MENTIONED

My mom pirated it for me when i was like 6, and my i remember being so blown away that my favourite videogame has a whole obscure, confusing and very weird movie about it. I loved it.

spare osprey
#

Mhmmm

#

I used to get it from my local library

#

It and halo wars 1 and halo 4

#

Halo wars was actually my first halo game