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opaque coyote
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Yeah maybe a passing mention or just having them in the background

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Like idk the Inquistor has deathwatch around for a briefing

arctic talon
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Evil and intimidating marine

opaque coyote
rocky gale
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Like your players will probably struggle to fight a cultist with a shiv

opaque coyote
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The Inquistor with two SM guards

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Meanwhile they're somewhere in the depths of a hive

rocky gale
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Dark Heresy also doesn't have rules for giving your Inquisitor stats, because the Inquisitor just wins

arctic talon
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Early game in dark heresy is always hilarious

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lol

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Late game is hilarious but in the opposite direction

opaque coyote
rocky gale
# arctic talon Early game in dark heresy is always hilarious

Different FFG system but Edge of the Empire has similar situations early game where it's like you somehow cake walk a tough fight against a jedi with a lightsaber while you're using a stun baton, then 2 sessions later get both your arms cut off by a random homeless man with a vibroknife

opaque coyote
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Maybe have the one shot be a basic

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"clear out a chaos cultist base"

arctic talon
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Imperium maledictum is funny because you always get treated as the best of the worst

rocky gale
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Remember my Edge of the Empire character basically just ending up without any of her original limbs, blind, brain damaged and face melted by acid and still living because I never rolled high enough on the Wound table.

opaque coyote
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I am gonna sound exactly like somebody with a rainbow dash body pillow that weighs 500 lbs

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but reddit is the only social media I actively use

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I just like it more

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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than the others?

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Thinking of making a bluesky account tho

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Like it's still awful, but Reddit is a familiar type of awful

urban spire
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bluesky is ok, you will see a LOT of TD&A though

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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okay we have a hard confirmation of Arcanes ending time from riot now

urban spire
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i'm no prude but sometimes it's like damn i didn't come here for this

arctic talon
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Its concurrent with the Noxian trifarax coup

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Which is really fucking funny

urban spire
opaque coyote
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oh

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eh

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They have an nsfw filter

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right?

urban spire
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yeah

opaque coyote
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should be alright then

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I usually just look at memes and art anyways

rocky gale
urban spire
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but all the good posters are marked nsfw imo

opaque coyote
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got it

vagrant fox
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EOTE games are fun, my last game fell through because a guys computer died 😔

arctic talon
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Rip

rocky gale
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It got to the point where my character had to get like fake skin and eye contacts to hide how horribly disfigured they were when she was visiting her family

vagrant fox
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Horribly maimed characters are fun, some of the crit tables in Dark Heresy are popping

arctic talon
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Being horribly maimed in dark heresy is an upside if you’re a mechanicus freak

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lol

vagrant fox
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I do miss my Mando who set out fresh and babyfaced and coming home to his clan two limbs down and full of cybernetic organs

arctic talon
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lol

vagrant fox
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Occupational hazards, it builds character

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I never did get to go full freak mode as a mechanicus in the 40k TTRPGs, those games always died early. The trouble of online games

rocky gale
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With Rogue Trader I just started off full freak mode

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Imagine SHODAN and The Master (Fallout) merged together in the fragmented mind of a person who was forcefully turned into a Skitarii

paper haven
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Sounds like a very stable and reliable operative

rocky gale
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We had two Tech priests in our group and the DM ruled that despite regaining consciousness I still had a limiter in my brain that prevented me from harming them, to explain why I wouldn't just murder the pair of them.

languid meadow
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I missed the DH nutshell convo fuckk

arctic talon
rose thorn
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HAHWVEWJVEWKVEQKVEJSVAJBE

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LMAO

outer wave
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That response tweet was funny

storm jungle
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as ever my vindication is always apparent when people with space marine pfps do this shit

sacred ginkgo
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Murdering only prisoners is pretty high up the space marine morals meter

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You could be murdering civilians

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You could even be murdering allied forces

storm jungle
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if only

outer wave
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I wish that Ultramarine killed his own battle brothers

sacred ginkgo
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GW please release the friendly fire statistics for guard regiments accompanied by marines versus not

outer wave
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So he could idk drink their blood for the emperor or something

humble shoal
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on tabletop can guardsman do le friendly fire

sacred ginkgo
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Only with like plasma overheat rules or something I think

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I think Kharn is one of the only models that can do FF

humble shoal
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commisars?

sacred ginkgo
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That's if Perils triggers

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Which isn't really FF cause they're already dead

humble shoal
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I see

sacred ginkgo
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It just prevents the unit from taking like 3d6 mortal or whatever

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Ah nevermind

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10e is different

arctic talon
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Fire on my position is a thing

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and so is comissars summary execution

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lol

humble shoal
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opponent cant kill my models if I kill them myself

arctic talon
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but its funny

humble shoal
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dang

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tbh their should be an oppoisite version of summary execution

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fragging

arctic talon
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also the other one

lament shoal
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lmfao "shut up loser."

opaque coyote
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Like I imagine Iron Hands, UM, the less "I fucking hate you and I want you to die" and more pragmatic chapters

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Would likely try to keep friendly fire at minimum

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The more asshole chapters? Definitely not lmao

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"Bro you should have gotten out of the way."

  • Minotaur
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Would also imagine Grey Knights to be a part of that club

lament shoal
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They'd level an orphanage if it meant killing the single grot hiding inside

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They're such assholes that no loyalist chapter wants to admit to being connected to their lineage lmao

arctic talon
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The Marines malevolent are so fucking funny lol

opaque coyote
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"Okay, how many war crimes can I put in?"

arctic talon
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sad they didn't get a sculpted pauldron

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in the new Deathwatch box lol

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but the Lame-enters

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got one

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okay that joke was awful

lament shoal
arctic talon
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Source?

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genuinely

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I've not read this

lament shoal
arctic talon
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I must have forgotten this

opaque coyote
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There is mention of Malevolent going to Nocturne to face off against the Salamanders

arctic talon
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Oh yeah I remember now lmao

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The Drukhari were not involved directly with that one

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they just were attacking as well

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Anyways

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I need to purge my mind of Kyme shit again

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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damn igneans

lament shoal
arctic talon
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thats because Prometheus doesn't have igneans

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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...wow okay

lament shoal
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Granted he was planning on disposing of them immediately after lmfao

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Some Kroot were also hired as well

lament shoal
# arctic talon damn **igneans**

That was probably the only thing I didn't like about the book, the fact that Tsu'gan's Iron Warriors level pettiness towards Dakir was never resolved despite everything

arctic talon
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Well yeah

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some people can't be changed

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Tsu'gan is just a petty racist piece of shit

lament shoal
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I just feel like space marines, especially the salamanders, would be above stupid shit like that. But grimdark ig 🤷‍♂️

arctic talon
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becoming a salamander does not automatically make someone nice

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even if the culture of the chapter encourages it, you can still just be a prick

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There's nothing grimdark about Tsu'gan there's so many people like him in real life

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in that regard

lament shoal
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Idk ig I just hadn't seen that level of animosity between loyalist space marines who are on the same side. I was used to the whole image of "unbreakable brotherhood" that they tend to have

arctic talon
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tbh it shows up in more in rulebooks

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but sometimes marines just fucking hate each other lol

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Its a lot rarer in novels since novels want to play into the "fantasy" of a faction often

lament shoal
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Gotcha

arctic talon
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Asmodai saying he'd kill anyone who smiles, laughs or talks about anything aside from warfare for a month still goes crazy lol

lament shoal
arctic talon
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oh asmodai is a total fucking psychopath lol

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He's deeply unwell

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such wonderful quotes as
"All souls cry out for salvation. There is no salvation without suffering."

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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I mean yeah

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he actually listens to Azreal in TTS

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which he uh

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doesn't in 40k

lament shoal
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Ik there's that artwork of him dragging off an ultramarine for interrogation, but idk if its official or fan made

arctic talon
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its fan art

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but asmodai would lol

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this is Asmodai's favorite tool btw

opaque coyote
lament shoal
opaque coyote
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I assume it's a prod

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And the switch is to turn it off so that it can just be used to kill you

arctic talon
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Asmodai for his part

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Does not care

opaque coyote
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Lion is insane also

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Just less

arctic talon
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He’s just happy torturing people horrifically lol

arctic talon
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In that order

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Asmodai isn’t the only interrogator chaplain still torturing people

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He’s just the most famous one

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There’s one who’s all introspective wondering how many innocent fallen he’s killed

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Asmodai literally does not give a shit how many innocents he has killed nor does he care how many more he does

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All in service to the Lion

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he’s also extremely good at fighting

opaque coyote
surreal nest
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Apologies if stupid question but does the Black Legion typically get along with the other main 4 chaos god legions?

arctic talon
lament shoal
arctic talon
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The black legion have huge egos

spare osprey
arctic talon
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If members of those legions swear fealty and join then yes

spare osprey
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It’s insane

lament shoal
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Chaos legions generally have strained relationships with each other

surreal nest
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Would they willingly work together in close proximity?

arctic talon
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Yes

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Though they also might try killing each other

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Depending on the situation/warbands present

lament shoal
surreal nest
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I only ask because I have a bunch of traitor guard for either nurgle or tzeentch and I got curious if a black legion chaos marine would ever be on their side

lament shoal
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Kharn HATES them

spare osprey
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Not even a fallen

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Just a random black legion schmuck

arctic talon
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as the black legion is built on the idea of astartes supremacy

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racist is the wrong word

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just supremacist ig

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they get along fine with mortals

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they just think they're better™

lament shoal
summer mural
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black legion during HH is cool

surreal nest
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Thats actually so interesting I had no idea about that

spare osprey
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Chosen of chaos

arctic talon
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Yeah arrogant as well

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I do love how fucking evil Asmodai's new mini looks lol

opaque coyote
spare osprey
opaque coyote
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Wouldn't you want to give him a hug?

surreal nest
spare osprey
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I also enjoy that they’re using heresy mini designs in 40k stuff

summer mural
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sons of horus should ideally be a very competent and capable space marine legion, and they actually make them that for the most part during heresy, they arent always falling apart like average chaos grunt smh

spare osprey
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Like that fallen helmet

lament shoal
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I remember Kharn mentioning he respects the white scars as opposed to the emperor's children, whom he never liked

arctic talon
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tbf the EC also worship slaanesh now

lament shoal
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Yeah

arctic talon
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so that doubles down lol

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Kharn didn't like them bcs of the ego originally

opaque coyote
summer mural
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also this is like...kharn..hes not known for cooperation KEKW_ogryn

lament shoal
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I feel like the chaos gods rivaling each other themselves only amplifies the animosity between the chaos legions

opaque coyote
spare osprey
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Idk azrael and kharn seemed to work just fine lmao

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Just gotta put a nerd between em

summer mural
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yeah if kharn hasnt killed something in the last 30 minutes, good luck

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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i used to think the blue skull tassel was his hair

lament shoal
spare osprey
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Hell yeah

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FUCK CHAOS

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opaque coyote
# winter vessel

I just realized that his plasma pistol is also daemonic looking

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Honestly thought it was just regular

lament shoal
spare osprey
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Book ends with the daemon begging kharn not to kill him

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dark angels smh

opaque coyote
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Or is he literally just so brutal that it makes daemons piss themselves

spare osprey
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No it’s just this daemon will get punished if he fails, because this whole thing is a bet between Tzeentch and Khorne

opaque coyote
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Nah yeah that Daemon is definitely getting evaporated from existence

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RIP

spare osprey
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I also remember a part in the book

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With kharn and he’s slowing going towards azrael’s position and there are black legion dudes in the way

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And one is like “YO KHARN REMEMBER ME WE FOUGHT TOGETHER ON TERRA”

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And he just fuckin kills him, and he adds another to his kill tally

spare osprey
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Real carebear

lament shoal
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The daemon:

winter vessel
spare osprey
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Yeeeep

lament shoal
summer mural
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kharn is barely lucid

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hes into going " RAHAARGGHAHRHG SKULLS, BLOOD , KILL MAIM, BURN!!'

lament shoal
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Its stated that the only thing preventing him from becoming like Angron is his kill counter lmao

arctic talon
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I do think its hilarious Kharn's plasma pistol in lore is just called

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"Kharns plasma pistol"

winter vessel
arctic talon
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It also isn't even the same fucking plasma pistol

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its been replaced at least 3 times

opaque coyote
# summer mural kharn is barely lucid

"Only a fool takes Khârn for a mindless brute or rabid dog. Under that blood-soaked helm lurks an intelligence and cunning that makes him a masterful killer - trust me when I say that there is a dark purpose in his madness. "
-the despoiler

summer mural
opaque coyote
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He is actually fairly lucid half the time

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hes a sound combatant

opaque coyote
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Although it also depends on the author

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Because

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Fuck you

summer mural
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also part of his rage is just berserker nails and being devoted to khorne putting them under immense pain , and the only relief they get is through combat and bloodletting

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they really need to kill

opaque coyote
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It's mostly just Khorne

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And also to rack up his kill counter

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The funniest part is that he has overflowed it many times

arctic talon
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The world eater chaos lord

opaque coyote
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I believe

arctic talon
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not part of the world eaters

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is still funny as shit

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as in his geneseed

opaque coyote
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Basically, he is equivalent to a traveling monk

summer mural
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well

opaque coyote
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Spreading the word of his god

summer mural
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they dont call him the betrayer for nothing

opaque coyote
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Out of personal commitment

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...

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believe it or not, its not because he betrayed the imperium KEKW_ogryn

opaque coyote
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It's just that spreading the word of his God is literally just murder

summer mural
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man had to kill so badly he killed his warband whatthefuck_heresy

spare osprey
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This is gonna take forever to load

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
winter vessel
opaque coyote
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A Bodhisattva of skulls and blood

summer mural
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kharn isnt spreading the word of anyone, there are better examples of those guys, all he does is look for a fight to get into, hes practically an ork

spare osprey
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Which is interesting

opaque coyote
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Nothing but the fight

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The blood

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The skull taking

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He is the best representation

lament shoal
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KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS

opaque coyote
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In a sense, intentionally trying to spread Khorne's word is missing the point

lament shoal
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Yeah he's not a preachy chaos god like the other 3

spare osprey
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I feel like the most religious you see world eaters be is with their cultists

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Giving them their blood

opaque coyote
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His Bible isn't bound on paper but instead flesh.

Written not with ink but with blood.

And prayer not with heart but with skulls

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the death guard and typhus are pretty cool as a unit

lament shoal
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Schtinky

spare osprey
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Idea

lament shoal
winter vessel
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Khorne. the only chaos god i wouldn't mind dying to. The green one will give me an enhanced version of psoriasis as a gift, the blue one will turn me inside out just for their curiosity of it, and the Purple one will say "I'll be gentle" after they already put it in an orifice. every orifice.

spare osprey
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World eater version of that black grail dude, has a group of cultists who follow him to partake in his blood

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Very gentle in fact

winter vessel
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fair nuff

opaque coyote
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They haven't even started yet

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All I can say is...

opaque coyote
summer mural
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since death guard mostly fight in cohesion compared to like..world eaters, the body horror thing is cool, having different buffs from nurgle is cool, poxwalkers are very cool, also spreading various plagues that can make populations do literally anything, including singing and dancing before dying horribly are nice and on top of that they get gardens, which as a concept is nice since you get like a visual feast of a pus riddled, diseased landscape thats its actually interesting to look at

opaque coyote
winter vessel
lament shoal
summer mural
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its also why nurgle is popular for videogame designs

opaque coyote
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At least from the top of my mind

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No idea why either

lament shoal
opaque coyote
summer mural
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you have the visual diversity of nurgle gardens for the environment and plaguemarines, slow moving beefy units, fast moving trash units, massive variety of buffs available to all the nurgle units in the form of plague blessings, massive variety of debuffs available to their opponents in the form of plagues and all the usual machines and monster stuff

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and your plot can be almost anything with the conceit of diseases being able to do anything

opaque coyote
lament shoal
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They move faster when threatened with soap

summer mural
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point is, if you make them slow, its not a problem, its all possible with nurgle

opaque coyote
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Kinda makes sense given that

I don't think they would care about things like

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Muscle damage

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Or

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Being tired in any way

opaque coyote
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Honestly the one thing that I question about Slaaneshi designs is why the daemonettes have

BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

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I did once make a joke about how Carcanization is the path to perfection though

summer mural
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khorne is used in some games

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problem is khorne just comes down to bumrushing you everytime, which is fine , but its not as interesting as nurgle

opaque coyote
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I think Berserkers are a thing in DoW.

summer mural
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you fight massive hordes of bloodletters in sm1

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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and bloodletters are functionally just capable of being that , dude with sword

summer mural
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whereas mixing in poxwalkers with like, the disease spraying garden hose guardsmen is nice

opaque coyote
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Also I do actually unironically wish we could fight Slaaneshi enemies.

Just force them to cover their nipples it's fine

summer mural
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khorne would be great in a game thats oriented well toward melee combat, it has a nice soulslike fast paced skill based combat system

lament shoal
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Huh who said that?

opaque coyote
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Jokes aside, there are some cool designs.

I like Slaanesh Chaos Marine space designs

lament shoal
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Noise marines are cool

winter vessel
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if they did make A slaaneshi focused game, and if they had guts, they'd do it to the same capacity of AGONY in terms of visuals. That "game" was uh...something

opaque coyote
summer mural
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id like slaanesh more if it wasnt for lucius the eternal being a troll

opaque coyote
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This one is just a Slaaneshi CSM

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And honestly he looks fucking cool

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The uneven pauldrons, the fucking vox face, etc.

lament shoal
summer mural
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although I will say daemon fulgrim comes across as deadlier to me in terms of his track record compared to mortarion, angron and magnus

winter vessel
# opaque coyote

I'd imagine his chin fingers do the 🤔 when he's thinking and not actually use his hands, lol

lament shoal
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Ngl its strange how we haven't gotten any official art of daemon Lorgar

summer mural
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well

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i make that comment here like every other day

opaque coyote
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Just imagine him flipping the bird

summer mural
winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Seriously though there is a lot you can do with Slaanesh and it just

Just fucking sucks that there's very few video games with them as enemies.

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Although that's probably due to all the nipples showing and the general sexual themes

lament shoal
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Obligatory sassy nurgling mention

summer mural
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slaanesh will always have the least representation

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because of the overt sexual themes

winter vessel
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a SIMS style game focusing on Slaanesh

lament shoal
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Gw is afraid about losing money

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Damn corps

summer mural
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although its very nice sm2 gave us thousand sons instead of more khorne daemons

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maybe sm3 will give us slaanesh idk

opaque coyote
summer mural
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im hoping its necrons, orks again and chaos

lament shoal
opaque coyote
lament shoal
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Put screamers in the game

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Titus fails

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He has to run

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Actual danger and stakes

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Wow

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Novel idea

summer mural
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id also be okay with no chaos in sm3 and 3 xenos races instead, but i feel like titus's special gimmick is tied to chaos, so its gonna be there again

lament shoal
winter vessel
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Think of Like, Halo Reach, best example at the top of my head. Overwhelming odds, losing battle, you get a "small" victory. you know you're gonna lose but still try to rack up the kill count

opaque coyote
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He is actually right currently.

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He is just

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Very very annoying

summer mural
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halo reach levels of storytelling barely exist anymore, especially in first person shooters

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i wouldnt expect it from sm3 KEKW_ogryn

lament shoal
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Titus is built different tho, that should be obvious to him by now

opaque coyote
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Like

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He just cooperates because shit is so FUBAR there's no time for chewing him out

winter vessel
lament shoal
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I imagine Calgar was pissed when he heard about Leandros selling Titus out to the inquisition

opaque coyote
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Because Titus was mighty sus

lament shoal
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Yeah he was supposed to go to the chaplain first

winter vessel
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and you can't deny. Leandros was aura maxxing with his design for SM2 prior to his face reveal

summer mural
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well he ought to be, they correctly wrote that in. titus is the captain of the 2nd company of ultramarines, thats like as high up as a spacemarine can get , he just got hauled away by the inqusition and the ultramarines didnt have the time to do anything about it when he did, so calgar correctly apologizes to him and tells hes been trying to get him back this whole time

lament shoal
lament shoal
winter vessel
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Maybe by SM3 Captain Acheran learns that he can spare more than 3 men...only for the plot twist to reveal he can now only spare 2 men

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this time its gonna be " its only me left" then hes gonna go the basement and come back wearing his terminator armor

winter vessel
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Titus: "captain, i'll need a dozen to take on this stronghold" Acheran: "I can give you one krak grenade, no more, no less"

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he limits him to ordnance now

opaque coyote
# winter vessel someone i once played the campaign with spoke over Jun's "Welcome to Reach" and...

This is gonna sound something straight out of a fanfic, but fuck it.

Titus and Leandros run to the nearest transport before the planet initates exterminatus. As they arrive to the transport, they realize that there is only space for one.

Titus immediately shoves Leandros into there. Despite his constant suspicion, his oversight, and his insults. He still remembers the fresh face recruit back in SM1. In some weird way, he is almost proud of how Leandros gained so much experience, despite his attitude and mistakes.

As he closes the door, his last chance for salvation flying away into the black void of space. He turns towards the near endless horde of enemies.

Goal: Survive.

You have to play alone and shoot hordes of Chaos, Xenos, etc. endlessly. The stage ends early if you die, but there is also a timer.

Either way, it leads to the same result. A view of the planet being covered with flame.

summer mural
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i bet sm3 is gonna have titus in terminator armor sequence

lament shoal
winter vessel
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I kinda want elements of vehicle combat. Hell i want to drive a Predator Tank for some mechanized gameplay

summer mural
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i doubt titus is gonna pilot anything, but there might be vehicle combat idk

winter vessel
summer mural
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im almost certain your gonna get terminator armor gameplay though

opaque coyote
winter vessel
# summer mural im almost certain your gonna get terminator armor gameplay though

Captain Price vs Makarov - Dust to Dust - Final Mission - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.

This is a video featuring Yuri and Captain Price assaulting the complex where Makarov is hiding, in a Juggernaut armor, fighting Makarov's guards and Captain Price getting Makarov right when he is about to leave with a helicopter in the Dust to Dust missio...

▶ Play video
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then a chestburster pops out of his chest and rips him open

opaque coyote
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And walks away.

...

SPACE MARINE 4: LEANDROS BABYBEEE WEOOO

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Actually

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opaque coyote
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It would be mad funny if SM3 had Leandros as the protagonist

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And Titus as a side character

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Imagine if the devs locked in and made a god tier story with Leandros as the protagonist

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I actually want that

summer mural
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captain price hanging makarov from a glass ceiling and lighting a cigar after everyone he knows has been killed will never not be iconic KEKW_ogryn

lament shoal
winter vessel
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a little nod I'd like to see. If there was a brief mention of Malum Caedo. So you're playing the campaign, you arrive in a room that is just filled with corpses of the enemy. Titus "Captain, has there been any detection of a squad entering this area?" Acheran: "reports coming in are saying one Astartes from the 1st Company was seen, but his orders require him elsewhere on the field"

summer mural
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eh

opaque coyote
summer mural
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id have honestly liked malum caedo to be from another chapter, him being an ultramarine has absolutely no bearing on anything in boltgun, just give him some other chapter colors

opaque coyote
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And then he responds with a line from the taunt button

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Then he runs off

winter vessel
# opaque coyote Then he runs off

Wait wait wait. my one brain cell just sparked. The start of the campaign, Titus is preparing for an assault on the planet as a thunderhawk lands in the hangar. as the hatch opens you see a squad of Astartes, some wounded, disembarking. But the only one that's in full fighting capacity is Caedo and the two only nod as they pass by.

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it reminds me of this opening scene of a movie called the Rundown where 'The Rock' is entering the club as Arnold S. is leaving and says "have fun"

opaque coyote
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Also would be funny if he did shit that would be typical for like

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A video game character

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Idk like teabagging constantly out of boredom

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Moving around like a 3 year old with adhd and coffee

lament shoal
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Space King type shit

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Psycho warriors would teabag someone lmfao

opaque coyote
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You see a fucking pixelated version of Titus

winter vessel
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let there be one cutscene of the Planetary Governor complaining about the "mishandling" of the situation by PDF, guard regiments, and the Ultramarines. Just so i can see Titus bitch slap them

surreal nest
summer mural
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just make him any other chapter, you can tie it in regardless

opaque coyote
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He's just UM cause it's the poster boy faction

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Honestly something that I do want is a boltgun side game or DLC where you play as a CSM

summer mural
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like his colors have 0 bearing on the story and its because um are the poster boy faction, but you could have given some representation to some other chapter so easily

surreal nest
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Well yeah without a doubt but I think someone being in the same chapter as Titus helps

arctic talon
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tbh if they were red scorpions it would have bearing to the story

winter vessel
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yeah,

arctic talon
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or the red hunters

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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both of those 2 are very cozy with the inqusition

opaque coyote
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Also

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Soft toast?

More like

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Hard Bread

summer mural
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could have just made him a blood angel or black templar tbh, blood angels love their melee combat and caedo is kinda black raged coded anyway KEKW_ogryn

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Likely Disciple?

More like

Rare Heretic

surreal nest
opaque coyote
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And finallt

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Elite Wolf?

More like

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Loser Cat

summer mural
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peak brainrot

opaque coyote
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Thoroughly roasted clearly

summer mural
winter vessel
summer mural
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banned

lament shoal
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Watching some Darktide gameplay and the OP's brawler ogryn drops a line saying "Am best ogryn!" Yes you are big man, yes you are

opaque coyote
lament shoal
summer mural
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why does caedo wear a white helmet again

shadow plover
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veteran

summer mural
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oh right veteran

lament shoal
summer mural
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and ..he has the laurels of victory?

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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Caedo probably looks more like a SM scout

summer mural
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well

opaque coyote
# lament shoal

WHAT IF GUILLIMAN WAS BETRAYED AND KEPT IN A COMA FOR 10000 YEARS?

summer mural
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he was sent by the inqusition as a sternguard veteran of the 1st company

opaque coyote
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...wait that sound famil-

summer mural
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along with his squad

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several years after the events of sm1

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so yeah literally any other chapter would work

winter vessel
summer mural
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based

summer mural
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titus is probably like, the happiest space marine of all time at the end of sm2

opaque coyote
# lament shoal

Gulliman's blood makes every UM secretly good at paperwork

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And of course any other UM based chapters

lament shoal
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Every ultramarine remembers filing their first tax returns

winter vessel
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The avenging bean counter

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-Konni Kurze

shadow plover
# summer mural and ..he has the laurels of victory?

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Imperial_Laurel
Also like 50% of Veteran squads models have them in the miniature kits pupper

The Imperial Laurel is a Space Marine Honour Badge that appears as a wreath of interlocking leaves, usually fashioned from platinum or gold, worn as a crown above the helmet or sculpted into a Battle-Brother's helmet and shaped from ceramite. It can also be displayed on the crest of the shoulder pad or the knee pad as a skull-and-wreath motif.[...

arctic talon
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the generic captain has it

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lol

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wait my bad the captain with jump pack ahs it

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lol

shadow plover
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they look cool and it's neat they have a meaning but they're not really that rare when it comes to miniatures at least

summer mural
shadow plover
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the old sternguard and vanguard veteran squads had quite a few helmet options with them

summer mural
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even though its kinda weird someone is wearing a jumppack with cloth on their back

arctic talon
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the generic primaris LT has it lol

summer mural
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so, titus.

shadow plover
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similar to Caedo

summer mural
arctic talon
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hey guys look its titus

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In the top right

summer mural
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titus doesnt have the sigma grindset to have ever been a sternguard

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he probably got promoted because he killed 300 chaos terminators or something

arctic talon
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oh yeah fun fact this dude is a dead body in SM2

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or at least someone that looks suspciously similar

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in the final portion

celest dome
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||GW/CA are coward and won't have Titus fall to Chaos||

shadow plover
surreal nest
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What are the grey pipe things coming out of his ear and wrapping around his hammer on Obsidius Mallex

shadow plover
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they all have the captain markings as well

arctic talon
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That’s really funny I’m ngl

winter vessel
summer mural
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I spent a good while in photo mode in that flag scene and found plenty of them, funny that the models aren't used anywhere else

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also

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I saw the iron within

arctic talon
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We still don’t have a gravis lt. Funnily enough

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GW has skipped over it

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Repeatedly

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i feel like the drukhari just got like

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turned into scrubs

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and got absolutely run over by the iron warriors

arctic talon
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It is called iron within

summer mural
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but like

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that MANDRAKE GOT OUTSTEALTHED BY AN IRON WARRIOR

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THAT MAKES NO SENSE

arctic talon
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yeah I agree it’s dumb

shadow plover
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mandrakes also get the scrub treatment in Rogue Trader

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such pushovers

lament shoal
winter vessel
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any instance of those deldar bastards getting killed always brings me joy

opaque coyote
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RAAHAAHHHH

arctic talon
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The mandrakes are kinda scary in one instance

lament shoal
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Dude can fight space marines and win if you build him that way

arctic talon
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But every one in RT just falls over

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To the player lol

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I hope DH has the pendulum in the other direction to an extent slightly

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But meh

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Anyways mandrakes are hilarious

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Them making night lords feel fear is still fun

winter vessel
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Kinda crazy that the ecclesiarchy is reluctant to state that the RT is a living saint if you go dogmatic, given the feats he performs

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Drussus is super popular

opaque coyote
summer mural
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Mandrakes are one of my fav units, they got done so dirty smh

arctic talon
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Also yeah the RT wouldn’t qualify as a living saint

arctic talon
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They’d have to die

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To become a normal Saint

winter vessel
arctic talon
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The RT hasn’t died(yet)

shadow plover
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well he can die and return to living, canonically

arctic talon
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Which instance

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I forgor

shadow plover
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At the haemonculus cave

arctic talon
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Oh

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That doesn’t count

lament shoal
arctic talon
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It needs to be like

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The body just does that shit on its own

shadow plover
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well not for being a saint but it still happens

arctic talon
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And it needs to be confirmed and stuff

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But yeah you’re correct

lament shoal
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Also surviving Commorragh PLUS slaughtering every drukhari on the way out is some saint type shit too

arctic talon
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Tbf you have help

summer mural
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the ending of exodite is absolutely wild

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speaking of commorragh

shadow plover
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no spoilers beyond act 4 please

arctic talon
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The reaving tempest was already on Vect’s shitlist

opaque coyote
lament shoal
arctic talon
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And nocturne helps you

arctic talon
winter vessel
lament shoal
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Spiky

arctic talon
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My favorite inner city

summer mural
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yes

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that ending

winter vessel
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kinda reminds me of Titan AE

summer mural
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getting teleported to commorragh from your homeworld is kinda

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well its funny

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also death jesters, like mandrakes are one of my fav units and it was nice watching that exodite turn into one

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do dark reapers use shrieker cannons

arctic talon
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Nah

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They use normal shuriken cannons or rocket launchers

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Only Maugen Ra uses a shrieker cannon

summer mural
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dont death jesters use shrieker cannons

arctic talon
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Yeah

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I meant for dark reapers

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That Maugen Ra is the only dark reaper that uses one

summer mural
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death jesters kinda fight like maugen ra too, and he used one, and death jesters use one

lament shoal
summer mural
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but dark reapers dont

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although to be fair

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I guess dark reapers do use their missile launchers

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since they are anti armor too

lament shoal
arctic talon
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Yeah dark reapers like their missile launchers

summer mural
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the white boots on this belial model are doing something for me ngl

arctic talon
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They’re bad to the bone

summer mural
celest dome
lament shoal
summer mural
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dark angels aesthetic is suitably unique yeah

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they love their cloth over power armor

arctic talon
lament shoal
arctic talon
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Eldar are literally just better for physically capabilities

lament shoal
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Sick

arctic talon
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They’re faster, more durable, stronger

summer mural
arctic talon
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The one exception is for healing from severe muscle damage

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Due to how their muscles were designed by the old ones evolved

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Due to how compressed they are injury to them takes much longer to heal because they literally decompress

celest dome
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Someone was arguing that Eldar in Darktide wouldn't work, first due to PoV, and then due to that, and saying that Kerillian is a bad representation of Wood Elves

arctic talon
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Meh

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Gameplay abstractions are fine

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Kerellian is a perfectly fine representation for what Fatshark wants from their game

celest dome
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The only issues for an Eldar imo is the weapon acquisition

arctic talon
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The one part that’s not wood elfy about her is how unracist she is/hj

arctic talon
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Because it would be really weird to get from brunt and upgrade and hadron lol

summer mural
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eldar class would be lame af

sacred ginkgo
summer mural
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i prefer admech themed or navy breacher

celest dome
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Navy breacher has so little potential

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Like it's just Vet with heavier armour

summer mural
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issok, give them shield and rotary cannon

arctic talon
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But like if Fatshark wanted to do eldar there’s nothing stoping them moment to moment gameplay wise really

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Tbh

shadow plover
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we should get a hrud character if something

sacred ginkgo
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We should have a deathmark so we can make plasma look like a laser pointer

arctic talon
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lol

summer mural
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admech is very obvious choice, whether or not it happens, I am 100% sure fatshark has heavily considered it or are working on it

arctic talon
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Synaptic disintegrator would go fucking crazy

sacred ginkgo
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Cutting a crusher in half with your boot knife

summer mural
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the teleportation is the craziest part

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deathmark can just hop around the battlefield at will

celest dome
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I don't think we will see us have more than 8 classes in total, but if we go to 8.
I think it'll be something Admech, something Sororitas, and something Eldar (due to teased narrative)

arctic talon
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Advanced 10,000 IQ hyperspace oubliette tech

shadow plover
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If we actually see any real eldar presence I doubt it'll be anything else than an eldar mission giver

sacred ginkgo
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Add genestealers as a playable class

summer mural
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i think admech themed, ganger or criminal themed or navy breacher are the likely ones

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and i think eldar will just have story presence and not gameplay one

arctic talon
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I agree

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I don’t think they’ll be playable as much as I’d like it

celest dome
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Don't think Gangers and Navy have enough to really make them intona class imo

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Some of their stuff could be used on current ones though (already is the case for Ganger

summer mural
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they can manage tbh , if you told me zealot was gonna be a playable class next id have said the same thing

celest dome
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Well depend, if a lot of things that the Zealot have in lore was covered by already present stuff sure

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Like cosmetics have already taken from Munda's gangers, we've got a couple of weapons from them too

summer mural
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ganger cosmetics have infinite potential

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looking at all the zealot and psyker cosmetics, im pretty sure fs can manage ganger ones on comparable level

celest dome
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Cawdor has been used by Zealot, Orlock by Veteran, and Goliath by Ogryn

summer mural
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breacher is most limited gameplay wise, for weapons theyve got like, rotary cannon? shields?

celest dome
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Delague should be used by Psyker

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Van Saar, by Admech

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Esher if it can be used, would have to be a woman only class, hence Sister I guess

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Aren't I missing one of the House

shadow plover
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Ironhead Prospectors cool

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though not a house per se

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(I think)

celest dome
arctic talon
summer mural
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oh yeah endurants

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yeah only true unique there kinda is endurant shields and rotary cannons

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afaik

arctic talon
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Go my gheistskull

summer mural
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oh and that

daring creek
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Who're the good guys in 40k

summer mural
celest dome
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Gheistskull are also used by the Admech lorewise, I could see them be moved to them

arctic talon
summer mural
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all the factions are terrible folk

arctic talon
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Yeah but they’re more breacher coded imo

summer mural
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imperium being among the worst

celest dome
arctic talon
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I agree

celest dome
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Gheistskull as an Admech Keystone

arctic talon
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Admech grenade

daring creek
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Are you sure? The Imperium looks pretty good. I mean the Servitors seem happy. Almost none of them complain

summer mural
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servitors are the peak of human flourishing yes

arctic talon
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The children are all employed as well

daring creek
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Insneed

shadow plover
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the medicae servitor doesn't seem to be having a good time

arctic talon
daring creek
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anyway do yall know any good audiobooks

daring creek
shadow plover
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Twice Dead King 1 and 2

arctic talon
celest dome
arctic talon
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Fatshark give the ogryn a las cannon

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It’ll be funny

summer mural
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admech theme has lots of potential

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can do bounty hunter type too

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i hope they do skitarii instead of a tech acolyte or adept of some kind

arctic talon
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A holy crusader of the omnissiah or a low ranking priest

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I’d like either

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Just because I’m a fan of admech

summer mural
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it seems like its everyones best guess for the next class tbh

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something admech

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as long as they give me arc rifles idm

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and phosphor revolvers

celest dome
celest dome
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The vaguer the better imo, let them grab anything they may want

sacred ginkgo
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Skitarii would be vet 2

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Tech adept lets you do 3 trees from different philosophies and specializations in the mechanicus

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Generic ad mech for middle, biologis for right, and electro priest stuff for left

celest dome
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Imo Biologis is not something they should on

sacred ginkgo
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Why not

celest dome
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What would you do for blitz/ability... for them

summer mural
# celest dome Why so ?

its true tech adept or tech acolyte is less restrictive and gives them more options, but skitarii are just cooler

sacred ginkgo
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The injection lets you target at short ish range like Warrior Priest and gives stats comperable to like lightly stacked scriers or something

celest dome
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Skitarii line (Ranged focus)
Servitor controller line (Summoner per se)
Secutor/Sicarius (Melee focus)

celest dome
summer mural
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well if they do proper skitaari cosmetics then sure

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like

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i dont even know what the plan is for arbitrator cosmetics

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are they even gonna give arby free ones in the commissary

celest dome
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Dunno

sacred ginkgo
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Throw stuff at a GW employee’s email until they get a pass

celest dome
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Might be due to dlc situst

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Or that they didn't wanted to have leaks so hadn't sent the information to the subcontractors till the Arbi released

summer mural
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yeah but

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arent arbitrators like

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limited in cosmetic scope

sacred ginkgo
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A bit

summer mural
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like theres already a total red reskin of the current paid cosmetic for arby

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i bet theres a red reskin of the premium dlc skin too

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also, they have already lost a tonne of potential money tbh

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because they should have released a new skin for arby through commodores vestures by now, people gobble up this stuff around new dlc time

celest dome
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I still hope we get dlc branches for the trees

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Want a Crusader one for the Zealot

summer mural
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all I have left to watch are blacktalon and interrogator

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broken lance was ..okay, the storytelling and plot was decent ish, but the animation smh

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combat animation was pretty bad

summer mural
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goddamn

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the interrogator series is really good so far

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its up there for sure

storm jungle
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its one of my favs i think

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Id suggest watching the complete full movie-version of it though i think its still on the site

summer mural
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yeah watching movie version

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i saw the first 10 minutes and thought it was amazing

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so Il save it for last

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watching black talon first

storm jungle
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very based

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Blacktalon is also very good you just gotta know some rough contexts for AOS lol

summer mural
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well

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I know the stormcasts get reforged

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also some of the ranks kinda

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stormcast got a bunch of ranks

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and all of them are dual named

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like...knight azyros

storm jungle
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Yeah worst case you can just lexicanum-search

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so it should be fine lol

summer mural
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guy with lantern

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lord aquilor, guy with mount and is in charge

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knight venator model is great though

storm jungle
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Yeah stormcasts got lots of units lol

celest dome
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Make sense that they had to trim it down

summer mural
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damn

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the animation in blacktalon is pretty good

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but boy stormcast eternals sure do die a lot

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makes you wonder how tf humanity was getting anything done in fantasy

storm jungle
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(and huge hammers)

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the downside is indeed you lose a part of yourself each time, which is pretty awful when you think more than 10s about it

summer mural
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so the way forging works

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like if hanniver toll dies tomorrow, sigmar can decide to make him a stormcast right

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unless nagash gets his soul first i guess

storm jungle
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So

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Nagash (due to falling out with Sigmar over the matter of souls when during the Era they were kicking Chaos' ass) has a dib on almost EVERYONES soul.

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Stormcast are saved by Sigmar each time, but every one of those times Nagash takes a small sliver of your soul.

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Its why while you will always return to Sigmar, by the time its happened dozens/several times you will literally be a husk

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essentially ironically like a Space Marine

summer mural
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Oh nagash takes it? I thought it was a flaw in sigmars process itself

storm jungle
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Yeah nah he takes a sliver, thats the ultimate grimdark aspect of it

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Sigmar cares for all Stormcasts, hes the reason they rise up as heroes as it is

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he has actively sought countless solutions to the souldrain but its almost impossible

summer mural
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so he tends to take heroes or whomever he finds worthy right

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so he can make new stormcasts still ?

storm jungle
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Yeah exactly, anything from the smallest to the mightiest heroic act

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you can die defending your village or some caravan etc, and if he sees your worthiness you'll rise up as a stormcast

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its very great lore

celest dome
summer mural
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so hanniver toll and armand are gonna die and come back as stormcasts in their epilogues KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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Lmao not too unlikely

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In the past sometimes even heavily corrupted followers/warriors of Chaos have become Stormcasts and repented what they've done

celest dome
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There is a Stormcast that was a doctor that died while standing between his patients and a Chaos Warrior of Khorne, armed with only a Crutch

storm jungle
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^

summer mural
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unless nagash takes the soul first

storm jungle
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its fucking peak

celest dome
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And another that died when she was but a child

summer mural
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wheres the felix stormcast hmmgryn

celest dome
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And now has body dysphoria due to being an adult after being risen

storm jungle
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He has a square in Azyr (the capital of Sigmarites) named after him

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aside from that we dont know

summer mural
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LOL

storm jungle
summer mural
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im surprised the common folk remembered who felix was after all that time in building their city

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~~ it was most likely felix himself who orchestrated the construction of the statue~~

storm jungle
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Tbh look at your local city now

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do you remember most of the squares named after people?

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I sure as hell dont

celest dome
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Jaeger Lane was a cramped artery connecting the Veins and the docklands. It was a rowdy patch of alehouses and cheap eateries, where young blades from the Noble Quarter went to indulge in licentious behavior, and would-be revolutionaries plotted against the Grand Conclave. A statue weathered to featurelessness marked the largest crossing - the Jaeger for whom the area had been named, possibly

summer mural
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fair fair

storm jungle
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Thats the one!

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even the entire Lane itself takes after Felix

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his literal Aura™ lives on

celest dome
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Did Felix die in the ET ?

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I don't remember if it was stated or not

storm jungle
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He essentially bled out/exploded alongside the planet

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Gotrek abandoned Felix for the good of all to take the place of Grimnir

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Felix was begging him not to go

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it was great 💀

summer mural
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he didnt have a battle death, he died with the apocalypse

storm jungle
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Yeah that. But again who knows, maybe he'll come back

summer mural
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like he didnt die in a duel per se

storm jungle
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Gotrek still laments over Felix's death

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even in AOS books, its sad as fuck

summer mural
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making gotrek a god was s tier funny

storm jungle
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Bro is ready to chop em all down

celest dome
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Could be that Felix will take the part of a smaller god, like Ranald

summer mural
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he won his way to godhood by just being that good

celest dome
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Is Ranald in AoS

summer mural
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i dunno

storm jungle
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Very possible

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theres minor gods in AOS that exist in Order

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their cultural "idea" and concept also lives on

queen laurel
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Nagash ate them

storm jungle
summer mural
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the fuckin menace

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still, i give him credit for bonereapers

storm jungle
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Dude you got no idea how far his cuntyness goes

summer mural
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thats a good days work

storm jungle
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he will literally turn you into a ghost with a scythe whos in eternal torment

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because you were a doctor IRL helping people from not dying

celest dome
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Some are still present afaik

summer mural
storm jungle
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This isnt a meme btw

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he is THAT petty

summer mural
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well

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hes also like...old

shadow plover
summer mural
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really old

shadow plover
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asking for it tbh

celest dome
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I hope the Coast/Pirate Undead are set up as not allied to Nagash per se, or at least their main characters

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God would I love Nameless

storm jungle
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Very likely will be a "fringe" death faction

summer mural
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also fucking over nagash is yet another reason skaven are ultra based

storm jungle
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aka owes fealty to Nagash but is like "yeah whatever"

summer mural
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skaven are really fun, I appreciate them more and more in hindsight

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and the technology is great

storm jungle
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They are a great faction and always have been 🙏

storm jungle
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its one of the most bullshit parts of their lore, its great

celest dome
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How many times has it been that the Skaven have been a thorn in the side of Nagash

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3 ?

shadow plover
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make it 13

celest dome
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Nagashisar's Warpstone theft, that business with the Sword they made

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And the Gnawholes

summer mural
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one of the best part parts about skaven is that due to the nature of their numbers, skaven dying is just written off as comic relief , oh this mortar exploded and took a skaven with it, that rat ogre ate half the skavenslaves constructing that entire section of the wall

storm jungle
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Rats breed fast so that checks out lol

celest dome
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Only reason they're not over population is they eat each other 👍

summer mural
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oh shit bastian carthalos is in black talon

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or was his name castian barthalos

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anyway, hes there

queen laurel
summer mural
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he looks better with his helm imo

crystal forum
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helldivers legit has the worst community

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i have not seen a bigger hive of scum and villainy when it comes to opinions on game balance

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also i spotted one of the mods in the helldivers discord who was also a mod in one of the communities i used to be in. the kind of person who would complain all the time about how hard being a mod is

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i swear discord mods will yap about the difficulties of being a mod then proceed to slither their way into positions of power in other servers so they can feel important

vagrant fox
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total mod death

cyan merlin
vagrant fox
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One of my earliest internet spaces was entirely self moderated and got actively worse once a mod was appointed and ever since then I've had a grudge against mods

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mods ruined the internet

summer mural
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that doesnt look like a chaplain at all

queen laurel
summer mural
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i cant wait for half the stormcast stormhosts to turn traitor

queen laurel
celest dome
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There isn't any point to doing that

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They're Order "Chaos Warrior"

queen laurel
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^

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each one of them are literally hand-picked by sigmar himself

celest dome
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Warrior of Chaos could use an update though

queen laurel
celest dome
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ell I

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Exalted Heroes Chaos and Knight are kind of weak design wise

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For me

crystal forum
queen laurel
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he's very new

celest dome
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Anyway chaos wise the faction that really need new stuff is probably Tzeentch

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God do they look bad

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Honestly would match way better with Slaanesh

summer mural
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whos second in command after the lord commander

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any of the lords?

celest dome
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What lord commander ?

summer mural
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the stormhost commander

celest dome
summer mural
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so