#40k-lore-chat

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arctic talon
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All we know is their discovery order

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Which puts 11th very early on

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And 2nd before Alpharius/Omegon

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One of the tempestus Aquillons minis does this

storm jungle
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EVERY single info we have of the lost primarchs is here:

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Precious little is known about two of the twenty Space Marine Legions, numbered II and XI, and their respective Primarchs, as their records are simply noted as having been "expunged" or "destroyed" in Imperial listings of the 20 Legions.
Nothing is known for sure about the names of the Legions, their Primarchs, homeworlds and their ultimate fate...

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This entire page is all we got essentially

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it sources and references every single mention they get lol

crystal forum
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he must crush the dreams of all niche lore nerds

storm jungle
crystal forum
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💀

storm jungle
crystal forum
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imagine being a guardsman and opening your uplifting primer for toiler paper only to find some of the most censored information in the entire imperium

storm jungle
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the best part is shit like that happened IRL too

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its very funny

crystal forum
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i think this is a little bit extra though 😭

storm jungle
# crystal forum has arbitor ian made a lost primarch video yet

In the universe of Warhammer 40,000, the Emperor created twenty Primarchs and twenty Space Marine Legions to unify the galaxy. But by the time of the Horus Heresy, only 18 remained. What happened to the two lost legions and their primarchs, the 'forgotten' and the 'purged'? In this video, I take a look at the evidence.

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3 years ago man

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how time flies

crystal forum
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there has to be a few BL writers who REALLY want to be the ones to write about the lost legions

arctic talon
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The original warmaster was a Solar auxilia or imperial army nerd

storm jungle
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it was always written to be a mystery for the sake of mystery

crystal forum
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yeah GW would never let it happen

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but i just know some BL really want it

storm jungle
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yeah hence all the "hints" we got over the last 30 years

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some of them really wanted to sneak in some stuff lol

crystal forum
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im with the headcannon that one of the lost primarchs allied themselves with xenos

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since it cant possibly be chaos or it would ruin the HH a lot

storm jungle
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its not even headcannon its basically fact

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since one 100% got either mind controlled or changed "sides"

crystal forum
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i also think of one them is still alive for some reason

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like hiding at the edge of the galaxy

storm jungle
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Maybe, who knows

crystal forum
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and the only crime he did was not want to fight lol

storm jungle
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yeah thats one theory i actually like

rocky gale
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Isn't there a suggestion that one of them is locked in the Black Cells

storm jungle
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Yeah in the last edition custodian codex

crystal forum
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the only primarch with a spine

storm jungle
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it was regarding their number

storm jungle
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one of the Primarchs either was raised by xenos/went "native"

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or simply didnt want to fight, etc

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ironically is much better than some lame ass chaos related thing or falling to some mind control bullshit

crystal forum
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yeah chaos would suck ass

storm jungle
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Yeah we got an entire fucking sub-setting out of it

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i had enough for now lmao

crystal forum
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it would also explain why some of the hints about them show that the living primarchs are sad about it

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like all they did was not want to obey the emperor

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not actively fight the imperium

rocky gale
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The actual reason is that there were actually two previous Horus Heresy's, but every previous time the Emperor won, "Horus" got banished and then the Emperor would wipe all their memories and choose another Horus.

storm jungle
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😭

arctic talon
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Lol

crystal forum
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i think there's evidence that there was some actual mind wiping going on after the lost primarchs got lost

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but then you'd wonder if the emperor could get rid of primarchs so easily then why was horus such a surprise

storm jungle
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Nah not even evidence like

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Malcador literally outright says it to Dorn

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the stuff was so bad they personally asked for their memories ot be erased

crystal forum
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just hyping up the events we'll never truly know

storm jungle
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pretty much

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again its been 30 years and the lore still essentially tells us nothing which is good, we shall see if they can keep it going

rocky gale
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The Emperor was actually at Grox burger and the server said "Enjoy your meal" and the Emperor said "You to" and the Lost Primarchs were both witnesses.

crystal forum
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we'll see when they finish the scouring

storm jungle
rocky gale
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No other option

crystal forum
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more like the sequeling

storm jungle
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if you look at the lexi page, half the other non-30k sources are from current setting novels as well

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so its essentially inescapable

rocky gale
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Maybe that's why Pandemonium is on hold

crystal forum
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inevitably if it does get expanded it will be much worse than whatever we can imagine about it

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since they hyped it so much

storm jungle
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100%

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thats what always happens

rocky gale
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Would be pretty funny if the next Primarch model to get released wasn't Russ or Perturabo or anything, it was just completely out of the blue one of the Lost Primarchs

crystal forum
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lmao

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for 40k

storm jungle
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and worse

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its a woman

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aka end of the world

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😔

crystal forum
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i would bust

storm jungle
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LOL

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(same)

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its never happening but its a funny thought

crystal forum
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the community would literally implode

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(good ending)

storm jungle
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ill be frank

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id be entirely wanting it for the meltdown

crystal forum
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that's my entire motivation too

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the game would get a lot of publicity from the workshopgate or whatever chuds will call it

rocky gale
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Cawl "And the best part is with her recovered geneseed, we can now make female Space marines for every Legion"

Guilliman "Good"

distant screeching

storm jungle
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LOL

crystal forum
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god forbid we get a little model variety for space marines

storm jungle
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alas, never

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but jokes aside

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I legit cannot wait for the lost primarch reveal because its gonna be the lamest reveal ever

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GW cannot resist themselves ever

crystal forum
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would be funny if female space marines get the same armor as males so all GW does is sell head transfers

storm jungle
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Thats 100% what they'd do tbh

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GW also loves unisex ranges

arctic talon
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It’s what they did for stodes

storm jungle
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(and also still do them with new sets)

arctic talon
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Except stodes didn’t even get the head

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So do it yourself

storm jungle
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Yeah that

crystal forum
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it's also because it would take so much redoing of existing model kits

storm jungle
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im sure they'll release some later

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becase like

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even the fucking chaos dwarves

arctic talon
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It’s inevitable

storm jungle
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got female minis

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in that month or so ago reveal

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lol

crystal forum
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i dont think GW have the balls

storm jungle
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Nah they dont

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its WAY too much of a big change

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the fanbase is ingrained with space marines as guys

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its why im way more content with femtodes

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since they are essentially superior transhumans

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and it makes the astartes creation process even more caveman-like lol

crystal forum
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i just

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need it to happen

storm jungle
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same, we'll see i guess who knows

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again GW legit has been very actively pushing diversity in their sets post-2018

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and its been going VERY well

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years prior you'd barely see any female minis unless it was some individual character and all the sets were just generic white plastic dudes đŸ˜©

crystal forum
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are there female votaan

storm jungle
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Yep

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have been since the first codex

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both in minis and artwork

crystal forum
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never seen any

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i didnt even think they had genders since clones

storm jungle
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because you dont pay attention to anything unless its Guard

crystal forum
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what about ironkin

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do they have genders

rocky gale
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They can if they want

storm jungle
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^

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Ironkin are essentially robot dwarves

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they are treated like living individuals by the Kin

crystal forum
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that's pretty cool

storm jungle
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Yeah lol

crystal forum
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lesbian ass haircut

storm jungle
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correct

rocky gale
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The latest Codex even confirmed that the Ironkin can be Khals and any of the higher ranks, they're just rarer in the very top positions because the extra stress causes their systems to degrade faster

storm jungle
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god votann lore is so cool

crystal forum
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never seen a votaan augment before

storm jungle
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They got tons in artwork

crystal forum
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that shit looks rad

storm jungle
crystal forum
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rad is good

storm jungle
crystal forum
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what's that fire sword

rocky gale
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Friend got the new codex a few hours ago and he's just rereading it over and over

storm jungle
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its a plasma-sword

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based af

crystal forum
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they have light sabers

storm jungle
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its not light

crystal forum
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it's so over

storm jungle
crystal forum
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i thought those were funky power swords on tabletop

storm jungle
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These weapons make substantial use of plasma fields to either wreathe the blade or form the blade itself. Such weapons scythe through physical shields and body armor with ease.

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They basically are

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you can see the power node on the sword

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its just better imperial tech

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since they share the STC template ala humans but with better tweaks as the Leagues arent so backwards

crystal forum
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i cant be tempted by non imperial factions

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i will be stuck in the loreless part of the community

storm jungle
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Bruh

crystal forum
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imagine having the best drip yet one book

storm jungle
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Tbh most people dont care about the book atm they are here for the lore

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Leagues lore especially is also super neat

crystal forum
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i need more

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we have the groundworks yeah

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but where's the fluff

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i NEED steeljack lore

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like GW just dropped those out of nowhere

storm jungle
storm jungle
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still no lore

crystal forum
storm jungle
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"heres this brand new tank named after a primarch because we are out of ideas"

crystal forum
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i thought i was the only one

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anyways it's popular on tabletop

storm jungle
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wait until it gets nerfed

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and dropped down the chute

crystal forum
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it's just that it's an extra big tank option

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there was nothing really between leman russ and baneblade

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and baneblade is a meme unit

storm jungle
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tbh there didnt need to be any either

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but memes is memes

surreal nest
storm jungle
crystal forum
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i dont know anybody who bought a baneblade with the sole intent of playing with it

surreal nest
surreal nest
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I thought it would fucking devastate

crystal forum
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it's way more popular with the model crowd

crystal forum
surreal nest
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Well i didnt expect meta but is it like bad

crystal forum
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not bad per se

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just not really good over its lifetime

rocky gale
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Friend was telling me about the lore of one of the Leagues in the new Codex, the Urani-Surtr Regulates. Previous codex mentioned that they'rein a protracted war with a Necron dynasty and that any other League would have fell back and abandoned the contested territory but for some reason the URSR refuse to back down. While keeping their reason incredibly secret.

New Codex confirmed that they have discovered an ancient Votann Ancestor Core that is sleeping but still functional, older than any still operational in the galaxy and they are trying desperately to hold the line until they can find some way of waking it.

storm jungle
surreal nest
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Ok good good because when I hear meme weapon or meme unit I think like worst possible

storm jungle
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iirc the codex also says since its been never activated its mind is "fresh"

crystal forum
storm jungle
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and can like provide them with way more OP shit if activated

arctic talon
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The baneblade is a meme machine

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It’s never been good due to the fact it’s way too big on the tabletop

crystal forum
arctic talon
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If you bring it it’s hard to maneuver

rocky gale
storm jungle
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^

surreal nest
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I am going to force myself to use it in my mechanized force at least once

crystal forum
storm jungle
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it also gives you plot incentive if you play/run them as an army or just have a Kindred based in that League

arctic talon
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There’s no guarantee it’s functional

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Tbf

rocky gale
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Like they're super secretive and far more stubborn than regular Kindred would be because they're defending this and don't want anyone else to know about it

crystal forum
arctic talon
storm jungle
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probably years later

crystal forum
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i think that's what defines a 40k macguffin

arctic talon
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Prolly a few editions down the line

crystal forum
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like does it actually matter

arctic talon
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Maybe

surreal nest
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This was like the best warhammer box ever I love it

storm jungle
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a 40k mcguffin is usually relegated to novels

arctic talon
storm jungle
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this is just codex fluff

rocky gale
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Yea the plot importance of it isn't whether or not it works, it's that the importance gives the League it's narrative reasoning

storm jungle
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so its not that big of a deal

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its not a plot hook

arctic talon
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The dorn was GW’s second round

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Of trying to make a massive tank that worked

storm jungle
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its just for you the player whos a League fan to do stuff around it or come up with narrative shit

arctic talon
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And it worked by not being comically huge

surreal nest
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And brother it worked

storm jungle
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a lot of codexes do these

crystal forum
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i wonder how old it could be

arctic talon
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Most codexes give hooks which is nice

storm jungle
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going back to DAOT

crystal forum
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yeah of course lmao

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thats all cores ye

storm jungle
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I mean thats how old it is lol

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yeah

crystal forum
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but like could it be so old it was made before the votaan ancestors went to the core

surreal nest
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The leman russ is such a baby tank I love it

crystal forum
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that would be a twist

storm jungle
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probably, who knows

crystal forum
storm jungle
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the decree wasnt a hook

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it was just flavor text

crystal forum
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it gives an actual reason for GK to exist

storm jungle
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I mean no it doesnt

crystal forum
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in the larger plot

storm jungle
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GK exist because daemons exist

crystal forum
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GK are just supporting characters whenever they're used

arctic talon
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Terminus decree was never a hook

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It was always flavor text

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lol

storm jungle
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kill him Elite

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im falling asleep

arctic talon
crystal forum
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use the gamma pistol i made you wolf

arctic talon
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Okay jokes aside the difference between a lore blurb and a hook

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Is that a lore blurb is just worldbuilding/random lore

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And a codex hook gives you a reason to build on something

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And for army/hobbying motivations

storm jungle
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Yeah and a mcguffin is a plot hook in novels/campaign books

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which HAS to go somewhere

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and have a conclusion

crystal forum
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i feel like GK do need a motivation beyond just going around killing demons

storm jungle
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evne if its lame or satisfying

storm jungle
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you cant really tweak that

crystal forum
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it's as boring as BL lore

storm jungle
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bruh

crystal forum
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not lore i mean

arctic talon
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The GK’a lore is fine

crystal forum
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just their whole motivation

arctic talon
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Like they’re a silver bullet faction to an extent

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But imo it’s fine

crystal forum
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idk how somebody can be a hard core GK fan

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what kind of lore can you create about it

arctic talon
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KILL DAEMONS

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Kill chaos corrupted stuff

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Kill CSM and cultists

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If you like the idea of killing chaos

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Then GK are great

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They’re basically evil dnd paladins

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But not that evil

tough haven
paper haven
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Except for all the collateral damage, sure

arctic talon
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They honestly cause less long term damage then the mechanicus when fighting wars lol

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Shits always fucked radiation wise after the mechanicus are done

queen laurel
opaque coyote
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Who has more plot armor?

opaque coyote
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...

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I mean they literally are a silver bullet faction. They're even colored silver ffs

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They specialize against one area of threat. Daemons and Cultists

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"I'm here to kill Chaos" ahh

arctic talon
queen laurel
opaque coyote
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This is gonna be a stupid question.

But I'm gonna ask it anyways.

Do Inquistors outside of the Ordo Malleus and Hereticus know about Grey Knights? Would somebody on the Ordos Xenos know about them, or only surface level since it's not in their area of expertise.

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What about their underlings? Like interrogators in their retinue for example

arctic talon
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Yes

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It depends

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At the end of the day

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But not all malleus inqusitors known either

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lol

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In Imperium malidictum the ability to request grey knight intervention as an acolyte of Ordo malleus

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Is referred to as “REDACTED” Sanction

opaque coyote
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Like is that common knowledge for all Inquistors or is it just dependant.

arctic talon
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And the only description for them is, “calls forth the Hammer of Ordo Malleus, there will be consequences for their intervention”

arctic talon
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But once you’re decently experienced you’ll know

arctic talon
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The one for Ordo xenos is “deathwatch sanction” and the description is, requisition a deathwatch Killteam to intervene or assist in a situation

opaque coyote
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I guess to make sure that no Inquistor calls them for something relatively minor.

Like "there needs to be at least five greater daemons".

arctic talon
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And the Ordo hereticus one is “Sororitas sanction” and the description is the same but replace it with battle sisters

arctic talon
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lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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But yeah the other 2 you just get in trouble for calling them in Willy nilly

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The grey knights just blow your fucking head off on the spot

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lol

opaque coyote
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Meanwhile in Darktide:

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"Only two Chaos Spawn? This mission is easy."

arctic talon
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Tbh the malidictum characters are lore wise pretty low on the totem pole

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Power wise lol

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You’re like the shitty C team of an inqusitor

opaque coyote
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"There's always one every century..."

arctic talon
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But yeah imperium maledictum is hilarious because you’re so low down

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On the totem pole, power/lore wise

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Like even in the inqusition module you’re the “fuck ups”/C and D listers

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Of the inqusitor lol

arctic talon
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The only time where you’re elite is like

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Random administratum scribe is your boss

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Or literal criminals are your boss

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Then yeah, no shit a defector from the guard would clobber the shit out of the average ganger

opaque coyote
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...God this sounds fun to play

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...

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$150??

arctic talon
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Maledictum?

opaque coyote
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Oh wait that's the collector's edition

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Oh the collectors edition

opaque coyote
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Checking it out in GW's website

arctic talon
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Cubicle 7/drive through RPG

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Sell it

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Since it’s cubicle 7’s stuff

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Least shitty hiveworld

opaque coyote
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...

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So London then

radiant lance
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How should I disappoint the Emperor tonight?

opaque coyote
cyan merlin
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Why doesn’t the imperium use nuclear hand grenades

tough haven
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Also by cubicle 7

summer mural
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How good are voidsmen anyway

tough haven
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Random question, can daemons in realspace physically see a blank? I know they can’t see them psychically, but surely daemons can still see in the visual spectrum

summer mural
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Probably?

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Don't they get repelled

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Or feel repelled

tough haven
tough haven
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It fucking hurts to just be near a blank

summer mural
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Oh they are more competent than the average guardsman?

tough haven
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If they’re strong enough it can force them back into the warp or even banish them permanently

summer mural
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They'll probably be an answer in the cain stories

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With his blank sidekick

tough haven
median star
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maybe we should juice blanks and throw that at demons

tough haven
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I don’t think it works that way

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But good idea

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We could just throw blanks at the daemons

median star
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we should try just in case

tough haven
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Then you get to reuse the blank

median star
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science and all

tough haven
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We don’t do science in the 41st millennium

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We do science, lie about it, and say it was in a STC

median star
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ancient stc of oddly human sized blender

tough haven
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“This was from an STC? A mason jar filled with the blood of a Blank?”

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“Yup, it was really weird, but who am I to question the will of the ancients and all that”

summer mural
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Culexus are cool

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They are blanks aren't they

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They seem like the deadliest a blank can get

brazen terrace
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What is the lore for this glass of juice, is juice a thing in 40k?

arctic talon
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Repelling boarders/boarding

summer mural
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Assassins are so wildly good

arctic talon
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They’re all transhuman

summer mural
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The Imperium didn't hold back on what they wanted with the assassins

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I want a sniper

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Like the sniper

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Perfected to sniperhood

sour hornet
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Depends on the ship, the crew, and where that ship goes.

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Shitty logistics vessels traveling a safe charter route for the 3,000th time in a tucked away part of imperial space will likely have a dogass security crew

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A battlefleet traveling to say... Vigilus, will likely be well trained and up to their jobs.

sour hornet
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They have lungs, and can be strangled to death, but do not need air in any way whatsoever.

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They have spines that can be broken to kill them, but don't really require a nervous system.

opaque coyote
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He saw this

crisp heath
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The poop knife KEKW_ogryn

celest dome
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Just realised that Mechanicus 2 will have playable Khepra ❀

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Sceavola, Rho, Khepra, Videx and Tiresu (?)
Will be commanders

celest dome
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A mere 70-80 years ago segregation was considered moral and right by a large chunk of the US population. Tell your average person today that you believe in segregation and they would be (rightly and correctly) appalled by the thought. Each generation criticizes the morality of the previous and more things become acceptable as others become vilified.
Do people understand that just because something is legal, doesn't mean you have to accept it as moral ?

storm jungle
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LITERALLY.

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I always hated the "we cant apply our modern view to these people" argument in general btw, its such a copout for any subject.

crisp heath
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Also the other thing I notice is we have a whole generation of people w opinions they would die on a hill for, on things they have never experienced

storm jungle
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^

crisp heath
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I dont know where this fits in but ye

storm jungle
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It that general view of "well how can WE know"

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because we got tons of references and evidence to go off of it maybe? KEKW_ogryn

green loom
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"You can't judge galactic genocide by our modern standards bro!"

rocky gale
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How dare we judge modern fictional characters, by modern standards, what if it hurts their feelings

storm jungle
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One of the top comments says it the best imo

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these are characters written by modern people

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of coruse we can judge them, fuck off KEKL

crisp heath
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Are we really that advanced tho or do we just like to make a big deal of being social justice chuds ?

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I shall ponder this

celest dome
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Well there is certainly going to be soem things that the future human (well if they exist) who will look at out time in the consideration that what we did is bad, and certainly there are already people clamouring about those things already

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Be it ecology/polution, maybe veganism/meat consumption...

crisp heath
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Like you look at the people in power and you could say well there just as bad as these fictional creations KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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I mean

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40k was built on political and authoritarian satire

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unfortunately the shit those said people do today are sometimes comparable to things these evil cartoon characters do in warhammer novels

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(or surpasses them ngl)

crisp heath
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That's what i mean 😭

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Wtaf lol

storm jungle
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"TECHNICALLY its not genocide."

crisp heath
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😭 😭

storm jungle
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uaaaagh end me

queen laurel
surreal nest
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Does this dude think that xenophobia and mass murder and slavery being bad is a modern day value

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Was Hitler just a ambitious trailbrazer to this dude

green loom
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(they're glorified in most movies set in those time periods so yes)

storm jungle
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^

green loom
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This guy would lap up Nazi propaganda

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Like pretty blatantly

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I mean his actual argument is "you can't judge them because they're in a bad spot"

surreal nest
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Can that user please get tazed

green loom
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Not this fake moral panic or whatever

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Which his actual argument is also weak seeing as about 80% of the threats to 40k humanity are literally the direct result of the Emperor KEKW_ogryn

surreal nest
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yeah its literally the same cognitive dissonance that helldivers fans unironically vomit up not realizing that every enemy you are fighting is a manufactured hostile from actions by super earth

green loom
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There's his alt too trying to say "well umm the emperor is old and is executing a millenia long plan to keep humanity alive!"
The guy was notoriously stupid and arrogant, his fellow perpetuals literally stayed away from him because he's a maniacal dictator

storm jungle
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One of the reasons why I'll always hate authors from trying to make him a good guy, Abnett especially

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that closing words from him at the end of End and Deaf Part 3 of "you the reader should decide just like these characters if the emperor was right, justified or an evil person or not"

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fuck off, honestly lol

green loom
#

He's justified to himself but I'm not sure even that's true

#

As far as I've read he's basically riding the coat tails of a martyr complex and winning downwards

surreal nest
#

Trying to figure out if the emperor was ever justified is just like trying to argue that well actually hitler did save their economy and its not something i ever want to try to argue

crisp heath
surreal nest
#

i think its pretty blatant everything he did was selfish and freakish

green loom
#

(for the record the Nazis actually outright didn't save the economy, they picked up a healing economy from the Weimar and then looted a large portion of the population and started pillaging Europe KEKW_ogryn)

crisp heath
#

I was just going to say they didn't save their economy they just stole off all their neighbors KEKW_ogryn

surreal nest
#

i was not advocating for anything I was comparing warhammer fans to nazis

storm jungle
#

I mean

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not wrong

surreal nest
#

we arent allowed to have fun media that portrays humanity's worst because mfs will look at it and be like erm actually this is me fr

green loom
#

It's just a fkn

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Painful thing

#

Where people see "justification" and think it means "they're right actually"

surreal nest
#

my homebrew solution to scaring them away is to spray deodorant and paint pride colors on my miniatures

green loom
#

Like the imperials justify stuff for themselves, and due to the massive skew of imperium centred content, that justification looks valid in a vacuum

#

Especially when they portray marines and shit as good guys

#

"wow this salamander saved a child, now she can grow up to be a member of the secret police, or Die at 20 in the local slave factory!"

surreal nest
#

we did it guys we saved the galaxy

green loom
#

Where do those civilians go GW PaissaSquint where do they go

crisp heath
#

Man andor is good , I didn't realise Andy serkis was in it!

#

(Andy serkis plays wh40k)

rocky gale
#

Damn, I thought he was cool. Guess he's just a nerd

crisp heath
#

Wym he's cool as heck

queen laurel
storm jungle
crisp heath
storm jungle
#

Oh you just wait

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

Like obviously not even a spoiler they are gonna break out

#

but man its so fucking epic when it happens

crisp heath
#

I was like ok surely we are not gonna be waiting 6 years 😂

#

Bro

#

Man was in the wrong place at the wrong time 😭

storm jungle
#

Dude thats one of the best scenes in that entire thing

#

"You look suspicious. Why are you sweating?"

#

"Because its hot out here?"

#

legit too close to real life ngl

#

lmao

crisp heath
#

Whoa no no he Said watch WATCh

rocky gale
#

"Are you part of it?"
"Part of what?"
"I'm asking the questions"

storm jungle
#

^

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Genuinely as funny as it is unsettling

#

they made this one trooper so offputting

crisp heath
#

There's a similar thing on fargo like this!

#

So you are saying the state is wrong?

storm jungle
#

lmfao

crisp heath
#

Guy literally pisses himself while he's getting interrogated

#

There saying he's someone he's not

#

And he killed his wife

rocky gale
#

It's the irony that he gets arrested for no reason because of laws that were put in place in response to what he actually did.

storm jungle
#

Yeah that.

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Its done so well

crisp heath
#

Yeah , and the other big part is that they actually have no idea and have got the wrong person

#

But going against the establishment is a big no no

storm jungle
#

Especially if its just standing around, cant have that

summer mural
#

does the imperium have an official rock band

crisp heath
#

I like to think boltthrower got servitised and play eternally

#

But

summer mural
#

boltthrower?

crisp heath
#

You don't know bolt thrower?

summer mural
#

no

crisp heath
#

Old death metal band that used to have gw artwork on there albums

summer mural
#

...

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LOL

crisp heath
#

They used to be the official sound track to warhammer iirc?

celest dome
#

But we don't really know any of them

summer mural
#

theres probably some cathedral choir singing during ceremonies

#

probably some local zealot enforcer singing in the streets

celest dome
#

Oh that does exist, we see if with the Sisters for example

rocky gale
#

Yea they march into battle singing hymns

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While burning people alive

summer mural
#

what do they sing though? god emperor save the god emperor?

summer mural
#

chaos definitely seem the rock n roll type, with noise marines having electric death guitars

crisp heath
summer mural
crisp heath
#

There music's actually pretty decent too

summer mural
#

that art is old for sure yeah

crisp heath
#

I think they were 80s

#

Not 100% tho

rocky gale
tough haven
#

What’s the title of a magos who’s area of study is the Warp?

celest dome
#

Divisio Psykana or maye Divisio Telepathica

#

Meme-Ghast KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
#

people really forget what the word "meme" even means anymore

tough haven
#

Something something, essence of the soul

celest dome
rocky gale
#

It's like a cultural element that spreads via imitation or non genetic reasons

storm jungle
#

^

tough haven
#

Effectively it’s any idea that’s “viral”

celest dome
#

Oh so it's really just meme as in the internet thing

storm jungle
#

no its not

#

its a concept that goes way back

tough haven
#

It is but it’s more too

#

Really it’s any cultural phenomenon

summer mural
#

I bet the tau have like, fine dining and recreational music

storm jungle
tough haven
#

Any thought or idea that can spread easily

storm jungle
#

its been around since the 70's

#

nowadays with the 2000's though it boils down to "internet joke"

rocky gale
#

Huh Richard Dawkins came up with it

storm jungle
#

but its still very apt in what it does

summer mural
#

He came up with the word yeah

#

For explaining cultural inheritance in genetics or something like that

storm jungle
#

Yeah and memes still very much shape cultural ideas and concepts

#

people said Abaddon is an Armless Failure for years

summer mural
#

Lol

storm jungle
#

and now most people take that as fact when its not

#

thats one example lol

summer mural
#

Wait it's not staregryn

#

Also, are cities like

storm jungle
#

^ and this people is an example of a person shaped by the idea of memes more than learning stuff themselves

summer mural
#

Those proper sci-fi advanced tech cities

#

Tau cities

storm jungle
#

Yes

summer mural
#

Do they have cafes and stuff

celest dome
#

Tau cities probably are better than Nightcity from Cyberpunk

queen laurel
#

Yeah you just thrown into a cast system

storm jungle
summer mural
#

I feel like the average tau probably has access to recreational facilities compared to the rest of the factions

#

And not the deldar kind

crisp heath
#

Is that from the tau codex?

#

I swear it is

storm jungle
#

the first one yes

crisp heath
#

Yes!!

#

I own that one

#

Somewhere

summer mural
#

Nice

storm jungle
#

yep its one of the best ones regarding artwork

crisp heath
#

I bought it when gw had the promotion of doing the codex art with the book on a canvas like thing

storm jungle
#

you own an actual relic

#

guard it well

crisp heath
summer mural
#

How recent is the addition of tau

#

They weren't there from the beginning right

#

To the setting itself, I don't mean inlore

celest dome
#

2001

storm jungle
#

^

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they were added on 3rd edition

celest dome
#

ye

summer mural
#

So, I guess the original creators of the setting didn't create the race? Or maybe they did

storm jungle
storm jungle
plush mason
#

internet memes are just jokes

storm jungle
#

kind of, they can still spread ideas

summer mural
#

They are pearls of wisdom, don't let anyone convince you otherwise KEKW_ogryn

plush mason
storm jungle
#

memes can actually be weaponized and be harmful or contradictory

#

and very much sway the opinion of people

celest dome
#

Huh it seem like they may have renamed one of the Mechanicus character for the sequel, from Caprix to Captrix

summer mural
#

There was a Caprix ?

#

Who was that

plush mason
storm jungle
celest dome
# summer mural There was a Caprix ?

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Caprix
The one that told you to attack the lords iirc

Caprix is Prime Hermeticon, one of the highest ranks one can achieve as a Magi. Just underneath Faustinius, she is mainly focused on the highest priority targets within any given mission. Most of the time she will deal with targets that Faustinius doesn't need to address personally. When a major threat appears, Caprix is the first to know, and w...

#

Playable Khepra is enough for me

summer mural
#

It's so funny watching a video of jfk and Nixon debate, and then Trump debate anyone, jfk and Nixon were so cordial and actually conceded points in their debates

#

And those two men probably couldn't have disagreed more ideologically

plush mason
#

political debates have been dead since GW Bush sadly, they are nothing but shouting matches

summer mural
#

Meanwhile the Donald " HES A SLEEPY CROOK"

plush mason
celest dome
#

That's cause Trump isn't a politician, he is a Show-man and/or ||a Scam artist||

storm jungle
#

^

rocky gale
storm jungle
#

Most of the scandals hes been in would a death sentence for most presidents

#

but people at this point dont care i guess lol

celest dome
#

Death of America

celest dome
#

As it was

storm jungle
#

Truly a shame

crisp heath
#

I swear I saw this thing somewhere about meme culture and its impact on the world and how it can sometimes manifest shit into existence like the warp does lmao

storm jungle
#

I mean it can

crisp heath
#

It really can sometimes

storm jungle
#

the Warp example is dumb tho, thats paranormal nonsense lol

#

its just collective thinking

celest dome
#

It's sad cause it really is going down, America changing was needed, but not that way 💀

crisp heath
#

That was my example 😭

storm jungle
#

SHUT UP

plush mason
celest dome
left talon
#

The DNA of the soul

storm jungle
#

anyway

#

But I get the thing hes saying im 100% sure I watched a video on that as well, might be the same vid actually lol

#

the 40k example is a great showcase of it ironically

#

since half of this fandom is like a mindless voter-base

crisp heath
#

chadgryn 😎

near wasp
#

This chat is a memetic hazard

celest dome
storm jungle
plush mason
#

most SNL skits are exactly what happens behind closed doors but more extreme

left talon
rocky gale
storm jungle
summer mural
#

Does the steel legion ever get deployed somewhere outside armageddon

storm jungle
#

Yeah they do

rocky gale
#

Yes

storm jungle
#

Drifty i swear to god

#

read the lexicanum

#

lmao

summer mural
#

Damn, doesn't seem like they have the time

crisp heath
#

Oh lmao I'm simple I thought u meant me smh

celest dome
storm jungle
#

uaghh

left talon
rocky gale
#

They still gotta pay their tithe

storm jungle
#

^

#

Considering theres still examples of armageddon regiments fighting in other parts of the galaxy during the Rift as well too lol

summer mural
#

imagine

#

the arbites get deployed to armageddon because they cant pay their tithe

#

" ah yes, first we fight through the armies of orks and chaos, then we go beat up the governor for not paying the tithe"

storm jungle
#

Their reaction would be basically that yes

#

arbites dgaf

#

they'll go toe-to-toe with nids lol

summer mural
#

i can appreciate that actually

near wasp
summer mural
#

wheres it from

near wasp
#

Little different

storm jungle
near wasp
#

Tithes is so good

summer mural
#

time to add it to the list

storm jungle
#

I loved all 2 out of 3 eps

near wasp
#

But fuck the third one just fucks me up

storm jungle
#

the Ultramarine one is slop but the others were great

storm jungle
near wasp
#

"burn it"

storm jungle
#

people got so mad at that, i love it

storm jungle
#

some parts of this fanbase legit cant cope with the fact that the Imperium is self-defeating and incompetent

surreal nest
storm jungle
#

YEP

#

People still hate matt ward to this day

#

they werent even fucking born when that GK codex came out

left talon
storm jungle
#

shes literally a medium part of 1 episode lol

near wasp
left talon
storm jungle
#

đŸ«Ą

surreal nest
#

If I had a friend whose main takeaway from an animated series was the presence of a woman I would beat them to death with whatever I could find

storm jungle
#

LOL

crisp heath
#

The whole point is to mock human politics I thought

storm jungle
#

Basically yeah but like

#

theres a point where you kinda cant anymore

#

from how goofy IRL politics gets

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

see South Park

#

i think the creators outright said this

celest dome
#

Or the Onion

storm jungle
#

"Real life has gotten so cartoony we basically cant do anything with it"

summer mural
#

the point is to see everything every character does in 40k, then do the opposite in your life to live a wholesome existence

surreal nest
#

The white house tweets like the comedically corrupt governors in warhammer 40k lore present themselves its so fucking funny

storm jungle
#

DUDE

#

I made an edit of one of those

#

hold on

left talon
crisp heath
#

I haven't honestly really been paying attention to politics lately

rocky gale
#

Never forget the "Do not be tempted by the sin of empathy" tweet

crisp heath
#

Tbh w you I don't even understand most of it

surreal nest
crisp heath
#

It's all kinda silly

surreal nest
storm jungle
#

I did this edit for a friend

#

it actually hurt show real it is LOL

left talon
surreal nest
#

So perfect

summer mural
#

tithes looks pretty good

#

its even got nice weapon variety

surreal nest
#

Is Tithes the multi episode series where like every episode's art style is different?

#

Like they had one about guardsmen vs orks and something about an inquisition squad and a temptus scion

celest dome
#

You're possibly thinking of Secret Level ?

surreal nest
#

No

crisp heath
#

Tithes is pretty good

summer mural
#

im watching guardsmen vs kommandos rn

storm jungle
# left talon Also it was something I hadn’t heard much about yet anyway the custodies so I wa...

Basically TLDR

Custodians didnt have women and just had men as members for like 10 years or so (even though it was never outright said them having female members couldnt be possible)
They finally get introduced in some fluff text as just members without any big reveal as having always been there

Thats it really. Basically the idea of transhuman women in power armor is scary to most of the fandom when its essentially the biggest "who cares" harmless addition into the lore.

crisp heath
storm jungle
#

thats Hammer & Bolter

crisp heath
#

Oh

surreal nest
#

Thats the one

#

I liked hammer and bolter

left talon
summer mural
#

so, are yall subscribed to warhammer plus, is the content worth

storm jungle
#

back then though absolutely not lol

left talon
storm jungle
#

Pretty much yeah

rocky gale
#

For me it's mostly worth it for the exclusive minis alone

near wasp
#

Somehow the fandom didn't like 9 ft tall muscle women

storm jungle
#

custodians are suppose to be the Gigachad Exampleℱ of humanity

surreal nest
#

There's just something about the art style of most Warhammer animations that look like etsy commissions to me

#

I can't get around it

celest dome
#

The next step per se

storm jungle
summer mural
#

i like women in all the 40k organizations, except sisters of battle for some reason, ive never been fond of em

left talon
surreal nest
surreal nest
storm jungle
#

thats based on an artwork too

surreal nest
#

Yep

#

I love it

rocky gale
#

I prefered the AoS one for that year

surreal nest
#

That artwork got me into guard

storm jungle
#

Kopinski strikes again

surreal nest
rocky gale
#

She makes a great Drukhari

storm jungle
#

thats the one

summer mural
#

damn, tithes has the best human with a chainsword vs ork duel ive ever seen, it looks plausible

surreal nest
#

Its so fire

near wasp
#

I just didn't like the stupid ass story they added with female stodes because it's so brain dead

surreal nest
#

I'm sad I missed out on the World Eater Terminator

crisp heath
#

😃 đŸ”« I'm a fool

surreal nest
celest dome
#

This one is nice too

rocky gale
#

I got this one instead of the World eater, couldn't resist the little goobers

rocky gale
storm jungle
#

A lot of gyatt in just a few posts, impressive

surreal nest
crisp heath
#

I think wh is not for me im too stoopid

rocky gale
#

This years the first time I actually got both because they're both so peak

storm jungle
near wasp
#

Lil guy

storm jungle
#

Warhammer is a very serious setting guys

#

no jokes allowed

surreal nest
storm jungle
#

Mini-Me ahh mini

surreal nest
summer mural
rocky gale
#

The little guy also had like no assembly, he's just a whole ass little guy, you just stick him on a base

surreal nest
#

It makes me want to paint epic 30k

near wasp
#

I need a sassy nurgling to put on my computer

surreal nest
#

I lowk think I lost my warhammer plus miniature

storm jungle
#

"Excuse me Sigmarite, HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES."

green loom
#

What he do

near wasp
#

Don't talk to me or my son again

summer mural
#

lmao

misty vector
#

My son really enjoyed being a chaos warrior for a day

surreal nest
#

I built him while outrageously unsober and I know hes going to turn out to be in my fridge or something stupid

summer mural
#

that sword on the kid is a lil

#

wild

shadow plover
rocky gale
#

Lucky

surreal nest
#

Ok ok fine I will take both boxes

summer mural
#

its suitably evil cartoon

shadow plover
#

nu uh

storm jungle
#

Hes pretty big

#

no wonder hes the leader

rocky gale
#

Sadly the little guy doesn't actually have any rules, the little goobers are just extras/tokens with no actual effect while the big girl is a regular Chaos sorcerer

storm jungle
#

Yeah they are suppose to be like "familiars" i think?

summer mural
#

im assuming everything on warhammer plus is like...canon

storm jungle
#

hence why they all look like they came out of a Smurfs cartoon lol

storm jungle
#

also check your DMs

left talon
#

What lore does the sentinel have if any

storm jungle
#

Uh its one of the oldest minis on the range so quite a bit

#

but its not a lot since... well it sjust a combat walker lol

#

When the nascent Imperium reunited with the Knight Worlds during the Great Crusade, they found that, in addition to the Knights used in battle by the nobility, there were also lesser unarmed frames used by Drovers – the non-noble herdsmen who tended the fields and estates. One such popular and tested frame, the Drover suit, would be armed and adapted into the Sentinel widely used by the Imperial Army and Imperial Guard. [23]

shadow plover
#

Found the lil fellers, planning on creating a small scenery plint for the full group at some point

misty vector
#

Sentinels are really cool

celest dome
#

And you have those 2 new ones for Horus Heresy

storm jungle
#

Sentinels but PREGNANT

misty vector
#

Second one kinda looks like a dreadnought without arms

#

And longer legs

#

Is that story about the perpetual engine sentinels that they dont turn off real

storm jungle
shadow plover
#

the leggy

#

legnaught

storm jungle
#

Ironically it looks still cool

#

lmao

#

I THINK theres literally a walker in Battlefield 2142 thats just this thing

storm jungle
# misty vector Is that story about the perpetual engine sentinels that they dont turn off real

The Ironstrider is an advanced powerplant used by Adeptus Mechanicus walkers such as the Ironstrider Ballistarius and Sydonian Dragoon.[1]
The device was created by the Tech-Priest Aldebrac Vingh in early M33. It is a near perpetual motion engine and is said to violate the laws of thermodynamics. Once walking, the engine essentially powers itsel...

shadow plover
#

I mean kinda

storm jungle
#

Its based on some actual stuff IRL, I THINK its a lightbulb?

#

or something that people dont wanna turn off, i cant recall

#

also to "catch" the Ironstriders back they literally lasso them like horses lol

rocky gale
#

Another leak

#

Thankfully it's just a Space Marine, so nothing special

summer mural
storm jungle
#

Its just one aspect of them for the skitarii largely

#

they are more Da Vinci too, a lot of 40k factions got a soup of cultures most of the time

summer mural
#

yeah except space wolves who are just like....more viking than the 100 season show about them

#

seems weird they missed out on samurai marines with samurai style armor, apparently there is a chapter like that

#

its just not prominent

#

even halo got their samurai spartan marketing tool KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
#

Probably just never got to invest in it much back in the day

celest dome
#

I love the Serberys

summer mural
#

i like the serberys too

#

i like the mounted skitarii cav in general

#

even the striders look nice

#

also this tithes episode is sick

#

I like the voice acting

summer mural
#

also, i feel like theres a lot of footage of apothecaries doing their job of collecting geneseed from their dead brothers alone

#

in hostile battlefields usually

#

even in the guilliman trailer theres just this one apothecary harvesting gene seed and a tyranid ambushes him

#

feels like its a regular enough important job they ought to send a squad with the poor guys everytime

storm jungle
#

Well they usually do but geneseed collection tends to happen post-battle

#

or when the battlefield the corpses are in is not covered in enemies

summer mural
#

well

storm jungle
#

but alas sometimes the Apoths gotta aura-farm

summer mural
#

the tithes ultramarine apoth is cool

#

hes just flexing to the salamander like " im an ultramarine, my blood is important, your zeal is questionable"
and the salamander just goes like " Im missing an entire arm and helping you do your job you degenerate ape, dont question my zeal again "

#

and the ultramarine " alright bro relax, thanks"

storm jungle
#

Brutus caves in so fast in this episode too

#

shoulda insulted the Sally more

summer mural
celest dome
summer mural
#

oh shit

#

second ep has a sister of silence, an arbitrator and a custodian all in the first 5 minutes

storm jungle
near wasp
#

Yeah it's badass

#

First time we ever get to see a custodes fight I think

#

Christ wraight if you give me watchers of the throne 3 my life is yours!!!!

summer mural
#

the people confined are psykers right?

summer mural
#

or is it just the one guy

storm jungle
near wasp
#

They are the psyker tithe

storm jungle
#

^

#

they got no idea they are going to Terra to be sacrificed

#

its why the astra-telepathica chick with the helmet lies to them

summer mural
#

so are they cringing in the beginning because of the shadow in the warp or because of the sister of silence blank

storm jungle
#

"All is well."

storm jungle
near wasp
#

Well sacrificed or pushed into service

summer mural
#

right right

#

got it

near wasp
#

Because you get to live if you can be useful

storm jungle
#

id rather die than be a sanctioned psyker tbh

#

treated like a freak in every corner before you just get killed at some point

#

you are essentially a slave-mage

summer mural
#

also the sister telling everyone in sign " you and everyone else on this planet is doomed" and the custodian going " all is well" via translation LOL

storm jungle
#

lmao YEA

#

And nobody gets it

#

even tho shes being very honest

near wasp
#

Being a slave is better than getting your soul absorbed into big e

storm jungle
#

wild sentence 💀

summer mural
#

id rather die trying to steal one of these arbitrator shotguns and shooting them square on the mouth point blank

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

its like that one meme

#

"Im gonna steal this cop's pistol"

summer mural
#

suicide by cop yes

#

thats exactly it

storm jungle
summer mural
near wasp
summer mural
#

LOL

#

I can appreciate arbitrator design here , looks cool pogryn

near wasp
#

I absolutely love the sister just saying the absolute truth and the stodes just stone walling her

#

Stand and die protocol engaged!

summer mural
#

also these are fake arbitrators, they have human voices
wheres the maul va

#

" QUAAAILLL BLOCKFODDDDER!"

celest dome
summer mural
#

i think that guy might just be a straight up psychopath among the ranks

near wasp
#

I mean you probably have to be psychopath to be an arbite

summer mural
#

well