the mechanicus has them, Eldar have what are essentially SMGs/machine pistols with some shuriken catapult and shuriken pistol varients, some models of autopistol used by the imperium would count as SMGs,
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
all 3 of these can be considered sub machine guns based on your definition
due to some overlap in terminology
ignore the fact tech priests/skitarii mostly use them one handed
augmentation is cheating
arctic talon
Yeah then all the eldar shuriken pistols and drukhari splinter pistols would count
ig lol
carbines aren't SMGs right?
I'm not a huge gun nerd, but I know like some
celest dome
submachine gun (SMG) or sub-gun is a magazine-fed automatic carbine designed to fire handgun cartridges. The term "submachine gun" was coined by John T.
Apparently so
arctic talon
that
huh, okay then lascarbines ig
do uh, do we count the plascarbine as an SMG
opaque coyote
do uh, do we count the plascarbine as an SMG
Can it be automatic?
opaque coyote
...can it be automatic without exploding in your face/body
Also apparently Thompson described SMGs as having less power than a machine gun
As a SMG can only fire pistol cartridges
But this doesn't really matter since plasma pistols exist
And I don't think they're any less powerful?
opaque coyote
carbines aren't SMGs right?
Also technically not
Because Carbines are shortened rifles that can be semi auto and suto
SMGs need to be auto apparently and use pistol rounds
This doesn't really matter in 40k though since pistol rounds and rifle rounds are mostly the same
arctic talon
...can it be automatic without exploding in your face/body
yes
watch for burns
though
opaque coyote
watch for burns
...I guess if you can use it without caring about burns
Then yeah
It could count
This is also assuming that plasma pistol and rifles use the same... cartridges?
Ammo
Use the same ammo
If a plasma pistol uses a different type of plasma for some reason, and the Carbine uses the Plasma Rifle cartridge then it doesn't count
arctic talon
idk
sacred ginkgo
Shredder is a very good niche filler gun for slow weapons with bad maniac, like Crusher and Thunder Hammer
It also has insane maniac dps (like 4k or smth funny, ask path)
This means it just ends up as a zealot sidearm, which is fine
dusky beacon
carbines aren't SMGs right?
I often hear the term "Pistol Caliber Carbine" or "PCC" used to refer to guns that are like SMGs, but aren't
arctic talon
Yeah then that, might fit the Macrostubber better
dusky beacon
Also all gun terminology is made up fake and stupid
arctic talon
because it uses 50 cal rounds 💀
or about that size
its an actual small machine gun
dusky beacon
I mean yeah you could call a rifle that shoots .50 AE a "Pistol Caliber Carbine"
Also the term Carbine usually refers to a shortened version of an already existing weapon
But it can also be used to refer to a just an overall short and compact gun that's not a handgun
languid meadow
Dilara
dusky beacon
What do Ion weapons shoot like? Or are they like Meltas and nobody knows
arctic talon
What do Ion weapons shoot like? Or are they like Meltas and nobody knows
they fire high energy streams of ions
dusky beacon
Ah so think of em like a continuous laser beam?
opaque coyote
Dilara
Honestly Halo Fans don't need more misery
They already have enough
I can't even say that I'm a Halo fan anymore.
It is a testament to how beloved the franchise was that 343 fucked up with 3 games and yet it's still known
shadow plover
they fucked up two games but redeemed with the third 
opaque coyote
they fucked up two games but redeemed with the third <:chadgryn:1161142998214656...
Kinda. They fucked up with the multiplayer management
Single player was fun as shit though
Maybe it's better now but still
shadow plover
Fair, though a lot of that was caused by the engine they used so tough luck really
opaque coyote
Fair, though a lot of that was caused by the engine they used so tough luck real...
Yeah. It's just that I hope they take the right lessons from Infinite
...also have have less microtranscations
I don't want to buy random ass skins please stop shoving it in my fucking face.
But I do genuinely think that the story and gameplay is a 100% improvement
shadow plover
I don't want to buy random ass skins please stop shoving it in my fucking face.
the package that comes with being f2p sadly
opaque coyote
I think that Master Chief being more human is an interesting trajectory the Halo series has gone
Halo 4's ending did actually make me feel sad.
shadow plover
yeah and after all gameplay is what matters the most
but infinite campaign was stellar as well, very refreshing after 5
opaque coyote
Ignoring the fact that the final boss was a fucking QTE. Cortana's goodbye was probably one of the better scenes in the franchise.
Hell with how Master Chief looked up. I think he fully expected to finally die.
arctic talon
it played well
the gameplay itself is good, campaign was fine
only complaint was its all forerunner and grassy plains and hills
and banished buildings
opaque coyote
the gameplay itself is good, campaign was *fine*
I feel like the campaign just needed some fucking variation
And also less uh
Areas where there is nothing
opaque coyote
Like that is the main flaw
arctic talon
Curse of Open world strikes again
lol
also the Multiplayer story wasn't bad
but again they got hamstringed by lack of budget
at least now they finally got some more money
but like still, Infinite's MP team kind of got fucked regarding their plans
lol
opaque coyote
Curse of Open world strikes again
I know but like even for an open world. It gets kinda plain.
At least have different environments?
A desert, snowy mountains, idk.
shadow plover
I feel the planned story dlc would've had the much desired variation in scenery but alas
arctic talon
yepppppp
It was gona be sandy
Idk there's so much I'm mad about 343 for Infinite
but its not like the devs
opaque coyote
but like still, Infinite's MP team kind of got fucked regarding their plans
Yeah that's Infinite's main flaw.
Tbf 343 also fucked up with Halo 5.
opaque coyote
I'm mad about the execs for hamstringing any attempts
REAL
arctic talon
add more in
MP needs help, well cut the SP team and cancel the DLC
MP still needs help? fuck it just cut their budget to a quarter
opaque coyote
The dev team clearly put their soul into it. The amount of attention to detail on some shit is fascinating.
arctic talon
and also fire like a fifth of them
opaque coyote
That's probably the only reason why they're staying
arctic talon
The dev team clearly put their soul into it. The amount of attention to detail o...
There's so much cut content its insane
lol
The falcon was meant
for Season 2
opaque coyote
the game also went through development hell
It went through the equivalent of the Fall of Reach lmao
arctic talon
you know what season it currently is in halo infinite
opaque coyote
"HOLD ON I'M ABOUT TO ADD THE FALCON"
"ASSETS GOT GLASSED!"
queen laurel
The story campaign order in dawn of war but you can pick whatever campaign you want to start first
opaque coyote
you know what season it currently is in halo infinite
No idea
opaque coyote
Also the shotgun was mostly done
Did
Did they even add it in
opaque coyote
Microsoft and 343 putting the dev team through hell
...at this point it's a tradition.
For Halo to just go through the worst development cycle ever
storm jungle
Infinite = Trash 🙏
opaque coyote
Halo 2 is held together with duct tape and glue
storm jungle
gameplay wise?
All of it tbh
storm jungle
Yah
shadow plover
Dilara is just delulu
arctic talon
If you think the gameplay is bad
storm jungle
thats just a bad take imo
Nope
arctic talon
you're delusional
opaque coyote
All of it tbh
Dilara making a dogshit take
storm jungle
Dilara is just delulu
343 needs to be exterminated imo
arctic talon
The banished shotgun is also probably my like favorite or second favorite weapon in Halo now
tbh
shadow plover
literally none of the problems of infinite is the reason of 343 
arctic talon
shits fun
storm jungle
Dilara making a dogshit take
Silence Arch-Yapper i aint taking this from you 🖐️
opaque coyote
Silence Arch-Yapper i aint taking this from you 🖐️
The Yapping council condemns you.
arctic talon
dilara your take is literally awful for this smh
storm jungle
The Yapping council condemns you.
arctic talon
I thought I could agree with your takes mostly
opaque coyote
Ow
storm jungle
dilara your take is literally awful for this smh
yall are just indoctrinated 😔
arctic talon
this is one I can't with
storm jungle
one day people will notice
queen laurel
oh yeah imperial guard
arctic talon
how am I indoctrinated for saying the gameplay is good
opaque coyote
yall are just indoctrinated 😔
Grappling hook
arctic talon
smh
storm jungle
Grappling hook
nope
arctic talon
oh yeah imperial guard
WHAT THE FUCK
storm jungle
oh yeah imperial guard
shadow plover
surpassing reach
queen laurel
WHAT THE FUCK
is it the yellow las bolts or what
arctic talon
Dilara are you going to present an actual argument
queen laurel
I feel like my fist meeting your dick is the best gameplay since launch imo
well you're flirting style is sure straight to the point
shadow plover
that's lewd
opaque coyote
I feel like my fist meeting your dick is the best gameplay since launch imo
Too bad.
My dick can dodge automatically
storm jungle
Dilara are you going to present an actual argument
I would but what hasnt been said at this point tbh lol
crisp heath
Smh 343 thought changing the engine would fix the problems they have , spoiler alert it made them worse and things are really tense there atm apparently
opaque coyote
oh yeah imperial guard
Oh neat
storm jungle
Smh 343 thought changing the engine would fix the problems they have , spoiler a...
Its just a mountain of things tbh
"the gameplay was good"
arctic talon
I would but what hasnt been said at this point tbh lol
genuinely never seen any of your takes
lol
storm jungle
cool, it didnt save the game
arctic talon
on it
storm jungle
opaque coyote
cool, it didnt save the game
Actually. What is your opinion on Infinite.
crisp heath
Infinite could have been good smh
storm jungle
Actually. What is your opinion on Infinite.
I dont like it
crisp heath
It almost tricks you to thinking it's good
crisp heath
W the campaign
arctic talon
Infinites gameplay is the one thing I'll defend
storm jungle
a sane person finally lol
arctic talon
everything else is whatever
shadow plover
dilara only hates it because she hates 4 and 5 and got calloused by them
crisp heath
4 and 5 were trash
storm jungle
^
shadow plover
well yeah, no shit
storm jungle
anyone who likes those games and calls themselves an halo fan imo is a genestealer like Jerk
hes the king of bad takes 🫡
opaque coyote
dilara only hates it because she hates 4 and 5 and got calloused by them
4's gameplay was trash.
The story was
Actually not shit tbh. I definitely liked some parts.
shadow plover
4 had a decent story but gameplay was trash, 5 had almost no redeeming qualities
arctic talon
5's one redeeming quality is it made prometheans not dogshit to fight
surreal nest
I am of the opinion that if Halo Infinite or any Halo 343 product had Bungie on it would be getting sloppy amounts of love
shadow plover
5's one redeeming quality is it made prometheans not dogshit to fight
yeah I'll give it this
arctic talon
Halo infinite actually has good gameplay imo
storm jungle
I am of the opinion that if Halo Infinite or any Halo 343 product had Bungie on ...
The problem is Bungie was tired/done with halo
it would prob have been better but still kinda a downwards slope
opaque coyote
I am of the opinion that if Halo Infinite or any Halo 343 product had Bungie on ...
Gonna be honest. With how Destiny 2 is suffering.
Nah it might honestly be in the same state.
shadow plover
or worse
storm jungle
Nah
arctic talon
I think Halo infinite would have been worse
surreal nest
Gonna be honest. With how Destiny 2 is suffering.
Nah it might honestly be in t...
No it would have been worse
queen laurel
no the fact guard are even in
here's another imperial guard shot with a tank that i do not recognize
surreal nest
But im saying bungie fans are obnoxious and would love the same product if it had bungie stapled on it
shadow plover
by that argument, a ton of people still play infinite so it can't be bad 
opaque coyote
over what we have now
Getting half the content fucking cut
storm jungle
by that argument, a ton of people still play infinite so it can't be bad <:cluel...
I mean no because the number is very different
fuckboy
crisp heath
Is 343 also doing marathon?
storm jungle
Getting half the content fucking cut
343 again needs to be exterminated
shadow plover
no, bungie is
crisp heath
Or is someone else
opaque coyote
Is 343 also doing marathon?
Bungie
arctic talon
Destiny is literally ass rn lol
crisp heath
Mkay 
opaque coyote
God poor Marathon
arctic talon
the one good thing about the new expansio nwas the story and raid
opaque coyote
The series of games were actually interesting
crisp heath
I have very fond memories of marathon I hope they don't Butcher my boy
arctic talon
I hate teired armor
arctic talon
I have very fond memories of marathon I hope they don't Butcher my boy
its not good
lol
storm jungle
Marathon is trash, im glad its failing, yall deserve nothing :]
arctic talon
ITS REALLY NOT GOOD
arctic talon
lol
opaque coyote
I have very fond memories of marathon I hope they don't Butcher my boy
Nah they fucking ruined it
crisp heath
The old ones were just modable doom
opaque coyote
Like
surreal nest
Bungie needs a leash to hold them back, they have no redeeming qualities without being under a strict sense of leadership
crisp heath
So fun
surreal nest
Without a company owning bungie they just steal art and delete content
opaque coyote
Without a company owning bungie they just steal art and delete content
Tbf none of the OGs are in Bungie anymore
It might as well be a different company
storm jungle
oof
surreal nest
But without Activision they just steal art and delete content
arctic talon
You know its bad when the disagreement between Acti Vliz was Bungie wanted more money from DLC
lol
storm jungle
wasnt activision-blizzard the era where half the company was revealed as sexpests
arctic talon
and expansions
arctic talon
wasnt activision-blizzard the era where half the company was revealed as sexpest...
Bungie no, Acti Blizz yes
surreal nest
wasnt activision-blizzard the era where half the company was revealed as sexpest...
For bungie? No?
storm jungle
For bungie? No?
Damn
shadow plover
yeah it's wild how people (me included) thought bungie is gonna start really making great shit after getting away from actibliz, but then I grieved different
storm jungle
Bungie no, Acti Blizz yes
Same thing honestly
opaque coyote
wasnt activision-blizzard the era where half the company was revealed as sexpest...
Activision Blizzard yes.
Also the same one that decided to drink some girl's breast milk
surreal nest
Im not saying humanity prospered but bungie was significantly less blatantly stupid because they had a leash
opaque coyote
Also Cosby suite.
arctic talon
glory to the car collection
opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
Why is that company still alive
arctic talon
Activizion blizzard?
opaque coyote
Yeah
arctic talon
but its going to take a lot
opaque coyote
On god
shadow plover
I never really cared for Destiny lore and got enough of the gameplay after what 5 years of content
storm jungle
Why is that company still alive
Money
crisp heath
That makes my skin crawl hearing those two companies for some reason
arctic talon
lol
shadow plover
All of D1 to D2 first expansion and stopped
arctic talon
Nestle actually makes infinite money
I stopped at D2 final shape gameplay wise
and I'm glad i didn't continue lol
arctic talon
tbf
storm jungle
you cant
arctic talon
they sell llike
opaque coyote
Jesus fucking christ
storm jungle
lol
opaque coyote
You can't
arctic talon
good luck
storm jungle
^
opaque coyote
I know
storm jungle
literally Arasaka of beverages
opaque coyote
I just
arctic talon
the first DLC for Dawn of War 4
opaque coyote
Literally every single fucking beverage and food item
arctic talon
is prolly gona be guard lol
crisp heath
They own like everything iirc?
arctic talon
at least with how it looks
Not everything
but they own a bunch of beverage and food stuff
lol
knock yourself out
opaque coyote
we cannot stop contributing to the system
Can't even fucking boycott them because they've successfully tied to basic fucking necessities
arctic talon
its long
storm jungle
They own like everything iirc?
opaque coyote
but they own a bunch of beverage and food stuff
Aware unfortunately
crisp heath
I mean they are a large company that owns many other notable companies
storm jungle
Collective Consciousness ahh moment
crisp heath
Wouldn't surprise me if the same people own all of this tbh
opaque coyote
Actually water from fucking Cyberpunk into IRL
How do you fucking make water taste like shit
fervent gull
Can an ogryn ever fight fist to fist with a chaos spawn?
fervent gull
Damn
crisp heath
How do you fucking make water taste like shit
We once did a earthquake drill and had to filter dirty water . It tasted like yucky tea
storm jungle
A chaos spawn is kinda too wild/smashes everything yeah
with some extra tools tho easily could
opaque coyote
We once did a earthquake drill and had to filter dirty water . It tasted like yu...
Honestly would taste better than Dasani
Fuck
My brain farted
crisp heath
Dw I understood what u meant lol
opaque coyote
But it would actually taste like water
fervent gull
So can he like tackle the spawn by charging?
opaque coyote
Unlike Dasani
fervent gull
Just like how mutie does to ogryn
storm jungle
So can he like tackle the spawn by charging?
If its "small" enough or on equal size yes
crisp heath
Unlike Dasani
Iv never really tried it
crisp heath
My tap water is really good so I don't really buy water
fervent gull
What about the size of model in the game?
opaque coyote
The water was dirty
arctic talon
How do you fucking make water taste like shit
condense water
The chaos spawn in game is lke
arctic talon
normally sized I'd say
storm jungle
What about the size of model in the game?
uhhh probably?
arctic talon
maybe a bit bigger then normal lol
or smaller
its hard to tell with spawn
they vary so much in art lol
storm jungle
^
fervent gull
I would love a fist to fist fight of an ogryn and chaos spawn
opaque coyote
I took a sip out of desperation cause I forgot to bring my water bottle and I was thirsty af
Tasted like dust
I think it actually made me thirstier
Dr. Breen's private reserve irl I swear
crisp heath
Just use the most confusing units of measurement for height uuuh he's about 30 adult ducks and a hedgehog
opaque coyote
Also remember when the Nestle CEO said that water shouldn't be free
Honestly we should've fucking burned him at the stake
storm jungle
Also remember when the Nestle CEO said that water shouldn't be free
Yep agian they can do whatever they want and just get away with it
we live in memeful times
opaque coyote
we live in memeful times
Idiocracy was wrong
It didn't take 500 years it just took 20
crisp heath
When people start making money morals tend to go out the window sadly , and its human nature
storm jungle
Idiocracy was wrong
It didn't take 500 years it just took 20
Its to the point that we know Boeing kills people weekly for leaks and we just laugh it off
crisp heath
Which is disturbing as hell
arctic talon
Its to the point that we know Boeing kills people weekly for leaks and we just l...
I'd say its coincidence, but uh
probably not
lol
storm jungle
I'd say its coincidence, but uh
: )
arctic talon
considering how fucking close the deaths were
crisp heath
theres nothing we can do
Yeah literally
opaque coyote
I'd say its coincidence, but uh
Nah, trust me. The guy shot 15 times in the head, set on fire, and thrown off the balcony was a suicide.
shadow plover
just like how windows seem to suck out people constantly in russia for some reason
crisp heath
Yeah uh he commited suicide jhon. He stabbed himself 6 times in tbe back and through himself of a bridge! I know right God forbid
arctic talon
just like how windows seem to suck out people constantly in russia for some reas...
zipped himself up in a bodybag
storm jungle
Yeah literally
I dont wanna sound like a doomer but when literal mass-PDFiles can walk scotfree from court, its shit like that which reminds me why people like the Punisher/Red Hood are my favorite "superheroes"
crisp heath
No I agree w you . Dogs get put down when they bite a child why should a pdf be allowed to live?
storm jungle
^
crisp heath
At the least castration
storm jungle
at some point im sorry but you can shove that "justice" system up your ass
storm jungle
i think the worst part of growing up for me was realising no matter how awful of a person you were to be put on court you can entirely get away with it if you got good lawyers lol
crisp heath
They learn shit
opaque coyote
I dont wanna sound like a doomer but when literal mass-PDFiles can walk scotfree...
Bro the Punisher would probably be dead because he has to go against entire governments.
storm jungle
Bro the Punisher would probably be dead because he has to go against entire gove...
Nah hes built different
opaque coyote
storm jungle
crisp heath
In nz the police commissioner was caught w beasteality and cp and for months his name was suppressed and the crimes were not public.
storm jungle
Oh also the US is invading venezuela now
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST CYBERPUNK AGAIN
crisp heath
Google this it's fucking disgusting
opaque coyote
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST CYBERPUNK AGAIN
...y'know
At least we'll get good cybernetics
arctic talon
AND ITS WAY LESS COOL
opaque coyote
Eventually
queen laurel
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST CYBERPUNK AGAIN
To be fair with the also you know current censorship stuff
storm jungle
Google this it's fucking disgusting
queen laurel
I'm starting to think it is becoming slowly a thing
storm jungle
To be fair with the also you know current censorship stuff
to be fair
metal gear's prediction with that
was like
pretty realistic/sensible
and not really that wild
storm jungle
^
queen laurel
pretty realistic/sensible
yeah we are getting cooked by the 2nd
opaque coyote
I'm starting to think it is becoming slowly a thing
Y'know Cyberpunk was better since at least you could look at porn.
Without needing a vpn
queen laurel
Y'know Cyberpunk was better since at least you could look at porn.
that is true
storm jungle
cant wait for the cartels to put a mini-nuke in new york
opaque coyote
cant wait for the cartels to put a mini-nuke in new york
Do it in Dallas Texas at least
queen laurel
cant wait for the cartels to put a mini-nuke in new york
I can't wait for the Venezuela conflict to create a monster that will become known as adam
opaque coyote
I mean a carpenter named Jesus got arrested and deported by ICE
I'm a basic Asian bitchboi man.
I like pumpkin spice latte. I don't want the world to fucking burn.
At this point maybe the rapture already happened
And nobody ascended
crisp heath
Ice are even making adverts that are just like 💀 there's one to the song of closing time and there loading prisoners w face tattoos onto a plane
opaque coyote
Ice are even making adverts that are just like 💀 there's one to the song of cl...
They're trying to recruit high schoolers btw
opaque coyote
I hope anybody in a high school that even considers ICE get bullied relentlessly
crisp heath
I might be thinking of the Italians or Irish
opaque coyote
More the slave part depending on how far east you go
crisp heath
Idk
opaque coyote
Also our president forgot the name of the Pacific Ocean
crisp heath
I dont understand it
I dont get how it's considered America's ocean
Just cause it's on your west coast yall are like mine
opaque coyote
It isn't. It's the Pacific Ocean.
crisp heath
opaque coyote
storm jungle
Iirc wasn't the us built by Mexico?
Im pretty sure it was a melting pot of many
like my US history is not that great
crisp heath
Neither
storm jungle
btu they had like african-americans, italians, irish, chinese, etc
opaque coyote
Im pretty sure it was a melting pot of many
Again I think it's dependant on how east you are.
If it's east, more of it was probably slaves.
If it's west, more immigrants.
Until after the civil war where it was just the melting pot
arctic talon
Kid named Jim Crow
crisp heath
Oof
crisp heath
The green mile was a true story and it was actually a 9 year old boy. 
arctic talon
Lincoln was unironically too soft on the south and should have torn apart the states and reassembled them
That’s my take
opaque coyote
a nation of immigrants essentially
And also a lot of infighting among immigrants as well.
I think Asian people have beef against Black people and I still have zero idea why
summer mural
For the memes
arctic talon
And yes I know that amounts to cultural genocide, no I don’t care
The southern antebellum culture was awful
storm jungle
And also a lot of infighting among immigrants as well.
I think Asian people ha...
systematic racism and also being forced to "stick to your lane" thus making you hate opposite people
summer mural
Also random native American genocide
crisp heath
Lincoln was killed by his own country I think
arctic talon
It was built on slavery, it functioned on slavery and it was also awful for poor people lol
crisp heath
The people behind him killed him
storm jungle
It was built on slavery, it functioned on slavery and it was also awful for poor...
Atunshei said it best tbh
your ancestors were awful people fighting for slavery
fuck your culture lol
arctic talon
Lincoln got assassinated by a crazy Constituon absolutionist
opaque coyote
And yes I know that amounts to cultural genocide, no I don’t care
We should've fucking burned down the South twice
arctic talon
lol
Also the dude was a famous actor
Back then
It would be like if Brad Pitt blew trumps head off or something
crisp heath
I think it was planned tho
opaque coyote
Also the dude was a famous actor
Y'know it's funny to think how this would be the equivalent to Chris Pratt shooting the president.
crisp heath
Like everyone around him knew
opaque coyote
It would be like if Brad Pitt blew trumps head off or something
Please
arctic talon
Nah Lincoln’s guards were literally just drunk
storm jungle
I think it was planned tho
Nah that was the assassination before it
arctic talon
lol
crisp heath
Ohh
crisp heath
Cause I heard the state were unhappy w him
arctic talon
Only the south but the dude who killed him was again
A constitutional absolutionist
storm jungle
the president deaths that were actually rigged are shit like Kennedy, which is painfully obvious it was done by the U.S government for example
arctic talon
And a bit nuts
It’s literally just Kennedy
That I’m sus of
The others are literally just
Actual insane people
lol
storm jungle
yeah Kennedy basically boils down to "CIa did it lol"
arctic talon
Garfield got shot by an insane dude
storm jungle
which like yeah not that weird
arctic talon
Lincoln got shot by an insane dude
crisp heath
Kenedy went against the Cia openly tho
opaque coyote
the president deaths that were actually rigged are shit like Kennedy, which is p...
And maybe Donald Trump's attempted assassination
arctic talon
Rosevelt got shot by an insane dude and lived
covert kiln
I wonder how that'll shake out in a couple years. I live in the PNW and I kow there is a LOT of talk about letting the southern states go and do their own thing.
crisp heath
What was he expecting
shadow plover
I wish there were more insane people there still..
storm jungle
Kenedy went against the Cia openly tho
yeah it 99% was CIA
crystal forum
people still cant accept that a crazy person can shoot a president in the head no matter the era
storm jungle
I wonder how that'll shake out in a couple years. I live in the PNW and I kow th...
We'll see, it hasnt even been a year and the country is in whatever state its in now, we cant really predict anything
crystal forum
it literally almost happened a year ago to the soon to be president
crisp heath
I think even the marine who made the shot was payed by some group
arctic talon
Tbf there’s barely any presidential assassination attempts in US history
crisp heath
Or just batshit nuts
arctic talon
lol
opaque coyote
We'll see, it hasnt even been a year and the country is in whatever state its in...
The people encouraging a civil war are dumbasses
covert kiln
I hate living in interesting times.
arctic talon
Well no shit
crisp heath
War is horrible
crystal forum
two assassinated presidents is a lot tbh
crystal forum
i cant name any canadian ones
opaque coyote
The people encouraging a civil war are dumbasses
I know that's a "no shit Sherlock" moment. But seriously what are they actually thinking?
That they can eat breakfast, shoot people, and then go to subway or something to eat lunch?
arctic talon
The US, and Canada both haven’t existed very long tbh
opaque coyote
I just can't understand it
raven stone
Real life lore:
having a comfy computer chair makes all the difference for working from home…
arctic talon
Real life lore:
having a comfy computer chair makes all the difference for worki...
Real
Good back support
crisp heath
What pissed me off heaps was the lies about that guy trying to change his countrys money to gold and wanted to build water pipes and create a sustainable nation thar doesn't need us aid, guess what . They fuckinh killed him
opaque coyote
Also this is slightly unrelated.
But Andrew Jackson dueled like
A lot of people.
arctic talon
Andrew Jackson was batshit insane
crystal forum
no wait garfield died
storm jungle
What pissed me off heaps was the lies about that guy trying to change his countr...
Unforunately again what else is new
opaque coyote
Andrew Jackson was batshit insane
At least he had the balls to fight against the people he disliked
arctic talon
Taft idr
storm jungle
people always move on from this stuff is the sad part
crystal forum
dude so many presidents have been shot
arctic talon
At least he had the balls to fight against the people he disliked
He almost beat someone to death when they tried to shoot him
Btw
Which is insane
crystal forum
even bush nearly died to a shoe can you believe it
arctic talon
even bush nearly died to a shoe can you believe it
💀
opaque coyote
He almost beat someone to death when they tried to shoot him
Andrew Jackson wasn't a good person. Insane. Racist.
But I have to admit. A primal part of me is entertained by the fact that he at least has the balls to back up his stuff physically
crisp heath
Was it Samuel Adam's? That had the dentures made from slave and horse teeth?
crystal forum
is it not fucking wild that obama was never shot
opaque coyote
is it not fucking wild that obama was never shot
Eh
crisp heath
The redhead guy america loved
arctic talon
Was it Samuel Adam's? That had the dentures made from slave and horse teeth?
There’s quite a few people with dentures like that
crisp heath
He also owned slaves funny enough lol
crystal forum
you'd think of all presidents, obama would have more attempts against his life than most
crisp heath
So did Benjamin
opaque coyote
The only people that hate Obama are like
Rednecks and the people he probably drone striked.
crystal forum
The only people that hate Obama are like
Rednecks and the people he probably dr...
yeah the people with guns
crisp heath
The guy who discovered lightning w the kites
crystal forum
americans claiming literally every invention
covert kiln
When I was in the Air Force we had this joke:
"What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding and a terrorist hideout? - No clue. I'm just a drone pilot."
crystal forum
it all looks the same in the grey and white of thermals
so does blood and gore though
arctic talon
Nz actually made the first airplane
It didn’t work no?
crisp heath
Cover youself in mud and your 5000$ Thermals are useless lmao
opaque coyote
When I was in the Air Force we had this joke:
"What's the difference between a ...
"What's the difference between a child and a combatant?
There is none."
crisp heath
It didn’t work no?
It did not no
covert kiln
Cover youself in mud and your 5000$ Thermals are useless lmao
citation needed
crisp heath
*citation needed*
They did it on YouTube
opaque coyote
*citation needed*
Only works against predators
storm jungle
Cover youself in mud and your 5000$ Thermals are useless lmao
Or my favorite
- Armored U.S army truck thats suppose to be explosive-proof that is like millions of dollars
- Some middle-eastern kid disables it with a phone-bomb made from 15 dollar junk
arctic talon
Though ig it’s a glider
crystal forum
They did it on YouTube
was the mud fresh
crisp heath
They tested if the predator thing was real
arctic talon
Or my favorite
- Armored U.S army truck thats suppose to be explosive-proof tha...
The huBummer
covert kiln
Mythbusters couldn't do it.
crisp heath
I'm assuming so
crystal forum
if the mud is the same temperature as the environment then maybe it would hide your silhouette
opaque coyote
Or my favorite
- Armored U.S army truck thats suppose to be explosive-proof tha...
I think that there was a phrase that was something like
"Any amount of training won't prevent you from dying to an IED"
crystal forum
but nobody has access to military grade thermals
arctic talon
Well
crisp heath
They said the second people started moving in the mud the bits that splashed on them made them invisible in those spots
crystal forum
that's a small night vision thing
crisp heath
if the mud is the same temperature as the environment then maybe it would hide y...
I'd say your right here
arctic talon
Ah nvm then lol
crystal forum
not a vehicle mounted device
covert kiln
Yeah, I think that's what got Tori. It started sloughing off.
arctic talon
Oh vehicle mounted
shrewd depot
if the mud is the same temperature as the environment then maybe it would hide y...
Someone tested this Mythbusters style
It only works until the mud heats up to your body temperature
crystal forum
It only works until the mud heats up to your body temperature
yeah that's literally what i said
doesn't take a genius to figure it out
shrewd depot
You'd be surprised
crisp heath
covert kiln
So .... better?
crystal forum
that's not even what drones use
opaque coyote
your version was more gay tho
arctic talon
Which blood ravens symbol do you prefer
median star
right
storm jungle
left one
arctic talon
If you pick the wrong one I’ll hit you with a frying pan/j
storm jungle
anyone who says right needs to be servitorized imo
covert kiln
The one that's broken from shuriken fire.
crisp heath
There's more than one video too theres ones w millitary grade optics
shrewd depot
Left one doesn't look like a bird, which could be factual
opaque coyote
Which blood ravens symbol do you prefer
Left with the right's blood drop size
crisp heath
The one on the right was the one in dow
shrewd depot
"doesnt look like a bird"
Like its got weird wings that don't look like bird wings, its beak is weird
Could be some other flying creature that vaguely looks like a bird
Iunno what the actual 'Blood Ravens' are, like how the Salamanders are named after the giant lizards on their planet
crisp heath
The right one is the one that was first used right?
arctic talon
Left one is the original one, while the right one was the one GW had to use
covert kiln
Would you say it doesn't meet sufficiently your platonic form of a bird?
arctic talon
Because they didn’t have the rights
crisp heath
I remeber it off dow
arctic talon
To the blood raven symbol
crisp heath
Ah
arctic talon
The one with the fat teardrop
Is the original
And also the one GW is using now as it seems like they have the rights to it again
storm jungle
Like its got weird wings that don't look like bird wings, its beak is weird
death
opaque coyote
The one with the fat teardrop
I like the right's smaller teardrop
crisp heath
I could have sworn the right one is what they had on their heraldry in dow 1
storm jungle
you've been indoctrinated
opaque coyote
But I generally like the left more
storm jungle
its too late for you
opaque coyote
its too late for you
...
The Sister of Battle says to the random Gue'vesa civilian.
shrewd depot
Out of all the animal symbols, Carcharodons got the best
arctic talon
Where tf did my brain see the second one and apply it everywhere smh
Prolly the wiki or lexicanum
crisp heath
He's the star of a hit TV show 30 years ago and now has horrible depression
crisp heath
Prolly the wiki or lexicanum
I really don't be there much tbh w you
If ye cannot tell
opaque coyote
Also
median star
Also
iv seen it a few times but what mk helmet it is the nightlords use that have those like chubby jawline things
shadow plover
MK V
shadow plover
Die in a septic tank
shadow plover
arctic talon
iv seen it a few times but what mk helmet it is the nightlords use that have tho...
MK5 has the chubby cheeks
shadow plover
See, she's shit incarnate
crisp heath
shadow plover
queen laurel
That's harsh
this is still accurate
median star
might be gay
shadow plover
Not sure what drove to that conclusion, probably the woke aura
queen laurel
Not sure what drove to that conclusion, probably the woke aura
Do you want me to update the list
i could either move you definitely gay or not gay
the choice is yours
crystal forum
what a shame
crystal forum
not everybody's perfect
crisp heath
No I joke
crystal forum
this is still accurate
also yeah how did you get that energy from him
storm jungle
this is coming from the must fruity guy in the server
median star
theres worse
arctic talon
Not sure what drove to that conclusion, probably the woke aura
Darth woke
My favorite Sith Lord
queen laurel
also yeah how did you get that energy from him
i don't know i take your most amusing traits and i mash it together to make up a personality
crystal forum
jerk is the cool uncle with the motorcycle and insane tabletop collection
queen laurel
wolf loves playing League of Legends and likes sylvaneth?
shadow plover
jerk is the cool uncle with the motorcycle and insane tabletop collection
First time being called an uncle...
crisp heath
I do not want to see my one lmao 💀
median star
bulgur would just have a list of ppl on hand
queen laurel
or Dilara
crystal forum
First time being called an uncle...
you are literally perfect uncle material
shadow plover
Ill take it
median star
the what now
queen laurel
the what now
something hilarious that is not important for your well being
median star
crystal forum
dilara being into violent women is established canon
storm jungle
dilara being into violent women is established canon
opaque coyote
or Dilara
Dilara irl: https://youtu.be/9f95CwLVbck?si=DVBPQO7X2dVkCuDP
surreal nest
jerk is the cool uncle with the motorcycle and insane tabletop collection
Very valid synopsis
opaque coyote
Although there are many types of Inquistors. There are two main philosophies...
Yaoi and Yuri.
Unironically Fujoshi's kinda scare me at times.
queen laurel
Although there are many types of Inquistors. There are two main philosophies...
...
By the way besides the image you are still consistent
opaque coyote
By the way besides the image you are still consistent
Accurate ngl
opaque coyote
Unironically Fujoshi's kinda scare me at times.
Like... I remember a Fujoshi ranting about Zhongli from Genshin Impact. Specifically how she's the only girlfriend that he would ever have and that he must be a kiss less virgin.
And that Guizhong is a slut and a whore for daring to steal his first kiss that was meant for her.
Guizhong is Zhongli's girlfriend that died during a war.
celest dome
Interesting
opaque coyote
And that's why most Gacha characters never had a confirmed girlfriend/boyfriend. Even if they're like literally 3000 years old.
I think the Emperor is clearly in the same club
queen laurel
Interesting <:loregryn:1036580674741731379>
Good news cacti you are still very accurate
crystal forum
still the most vague descriptions ever smh
queen laurel
still the most vague descriptions ever smh
worry not your definition is the most accurate one
crystal forum
worry not your definition is the most accurate one
see that's because i have my archetype
opaque coyote
Homosexual Furry?
crystal forum
it works!
crystal forum
<@334401214437654531> oh yeah also nice pfp
thx
opaque coyote
Better than a Nazi furry honestly
Yes I struggle to comprehend how they even exist
But they do
Somehow
Then again anti-woke Undertale fans exist so who knows
Seriously the three humans that exist in UT and Deltarune are literally non binary idk what to tell you
crystal forum
i have met living breathing nazi furries
turns out if you're stupid you can be anything
opaque coyote
i have met living breathing nazi furries
Are they at least ostracized
queen laurel
i have met living breathing nazi furries
the next wonder weapons are protogens apparently
opaque coyote
Very important
queen laurel
don't ask me why i just uttered the sentence
crystal forum
Are they at least ostracized
what do you think
opaque coyote
the next wonder weapons are protogens apparently
I legitimately had to search up what protogens mean.
At least I know they have a name
crystal forum
smh how did you not know
opaque coyote
I always just called them robo furries
crystal forum
most normie custom species to exist
misty vector
theres a whole bunch of protogen furries in the helldivers discord
sacred ginkgo
The protogen conceptual development lore is still funny
opaque coyote
most normie custom species to exist
Despite having a boyfriend that literally owns a fur suit I somehow know very little
opaque coyote
Recent development tbh, even I'm kinda reeling internally
queen laurel
Recent development tbh, even I'm kinda reeling internally
not surprised Laati can pull people like the goofy person
opaque coyote
I still have no idea how the fuck I got one
crystal forum
i will be consulting the oracle on this one
opaque coyote
Although they're non-binary, but they're fine with masculine pronouns
So
Themfriend?
queen laurel
Although they're non-binary, but they're fine with masculine pronouns
You're a guy right
opaque coyote
Yeah
opaque coyote
Is it due to the anime pfp
opaque coyote
Honestly I have thought about experimenting with gender but the current USA climate makes it uhhh
Not the right time
celest dome
Understandable
opaque coyote
but i am upset at these developments
Sorry, but you're not the only Woke person here
I'm the Woker baby
opaque coyote
Tbf it's kinda old and unused.
crystal forum
do you know how expensive they are
opaque coyote
Very much so
Actually wait fursuit is an exaggeration
Sorry I apologize
A fursuit head and paws
opaque coyote
But yeah I know a lot of Fursuit Furries are usually rich
Because good God does it cost a lot
misty vector
i think there's a thin line between rich and financially irresponsible when it comes to fursuits
crystal forum
im still working on making my own manufacturable furry exoskeleton based fursuit
but the world will not see this for probably years
opaque coyote
i think there's a thin line between rich and financially irresponsible when it c...
A rich person is just a financially irresponsible person with an extremely large net
Usually
Idk there's still some that are penny pinchers but they're usually old
misty vector
yeahh but i dont think as many furries are as rich at it seems
storm jungle
theres definitely high ranking generals/CIA spooks who also own fursuits
(this isnt a joke)
crystal forum
we dont like them
misty vector
they probably just spend a bunch of money they probably shouldnt
queen laurel
theres definitely high ranking generals/CIA spooks who also own fursuits
why do you think the joke the entire US will collapse if furries got exterminated
them ******** are are rich
opaque coyote
theres definitely high ranking generals/CIA spooks who also own fursuits
"I swear I'm using this to inflitrate the convention."
crystal forum
i fucked a 38 year old software engineer furry once. he drove me back to my place in a mercedes
super fancy
queen laurel
i fucked a 38 year old software engineer furry once. he drove me back to my plac...
Does his fur suit have weapon integrated systems
opaque coyote
why do you think the joke the entire US will collapse if furries got exterminate...
Also a lot of Furries are IT workers or in the tech field
crystal forum
Does his fur suit have weapon integrated systems
im working on that
this is not a joke
misty vector
the iron man of fursuits
opaque coyote
I am half convinced that if the Mechanicus exists irl. They'll look like a mixture of 40k and protogens
crystal forum
a furry actually got hired by some military somewhere because of his techy fursuirs
sacred ginkgo
im working on that
I was interested already but now I need to see this
crystal forum
I was interested already but now I need to see this
still very much in concept
sacred ginkgo
I guessed
opaque coyote
We all have hobbies
crystal forum
lots of skills i need to learn
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
I mean you could use those skills to do boring things
"be productive"
"contribute to the economy"
Nah
Mecha Fursuit
sacred ginkgo
I cannot wait until I eventually see something about field testing for a Canadian military fur suit exoskeleton
Wow my brain disappeared while writing that
crystal forum
it would only be a partial exo if possible
most of the battery power will be for cooling the wearer
that's like the biggest issue with fursuits
and i got this whole liquid cooling system thought out
opaque coyote
and i got this whole liquid cooling system thought out
Gonna sound stupid but why not fans
crystal forum
Gonna sound stupid but why not fans
you need airflow for fans
opaque coyote
True
sacred ginkgo
Airflow inside a suit is not great
sacred ginkgo
Wait how heavy would that liquid be
crystal forum
lots of small canals for air
opaque coyote
Wait how heavy would that liquid be
...well worst case scenario. Pyrocynical might like it.
crystal forum
weight is the biggest issue yeah
cant be too heavy
the idea is that the liquid only goes in critical areas like armpits and crotch
the rest of the body has airflow
sacred ginkgo
Oh yeah what is the extent of “exoskeleton” here
sacred ginkgo
Ok my childlike wonder immediately looked at exoskeleton and potential military applications and thought strength assisted frame
crystal forum
no i wont even pretend to have applicate knowledge in bionics
and if the military cant do it then i prob cant either
but a sort of mobility aid would be nice
summer mural
Knight only mech combat 40k game when
opaque coyote
This is easily the wildest conversation I have ever had
sacred ginkgo
but a sort of mobility aid would be nice
At least something for the legs so you could compensate for the weight would be nice if possible
opaque coyote
And I will remember this for the rest of my life
opaque coyote
At least something for the legs so you could compensate for the weight would be ...
Ditto on that
crystal forum
still im stuck at the drawing board
as in literally learning to model this shit
i wish i could just jump to the electronics since that's baby stuff
sacred ginkgo
You will have to endure kinematics hell eventually
sacred ginkgo
I feel like you’ll end up finding the weirdest angles of limb rotation that you don’t think are normal but are something you do all the time
crystal forum
well that's far down the road anyways
the head is my first hurdle
and easiest
can't be too ambitious
hallow saddle
my cat is furry
rocky gale
median star
my cat is furry
proof
median star
works everytime
storm jungle
median star
it knows what you did
storm jungle
I love that cat breed so much too
they got like lil black furs at the end of their limbs like lil thieves
hallow saddle
Colorpoint