Oh if they're zealotous, well, then used as pawn to mount suicide attacks or being made to work grueling tasks
#40k-lore-chat
nova scaffold
on the bright side atlease they are loyal to the emperor after a 80% casualty
calm frost
Is this the first time the pseudoliteral raptors of Fire Warrior have been made legit
I think it is
storm jungle
What?
lusty kettle
Words
celest dome
Is this the first time the pseudoliteral raptors of Fire Warrior have been made ...
All Raptor Marine are folllower/pledges of the Raptor God or something, think we had arts but no miniatures of its blessing before
arctic talon
winged jacinth
have jetpack
blessed to grow wings
they're not usable and you still need the jetpack
winged jacinth
what if the raptor god is like, velociraptors and the jetpack thing is a complete coincidence
those are dino arms
crisp heath
Wait did they preview the one that's set to release after the next box I'm confused here
I'm seriously considering getting some votan 
arctic talon
Wait did they preview the one that's set to release after the next box I'm confu...
It got entierly leaked
young pecan
>have jetpack
>blessed to grow wings
>they're not usable and you still need the ...
common chudaos marine L
crisp heath
Oh
crisp heath
oh no
arctic talon
I'd make a joke about spain always leaking shit
but thats not even a joke at this point thats just reality
crisp heath
I stopped playing around 5e
arctic talon
ahead of time and GW was pissed
winged jacinth
thats gotta hurt
arctic talon
GW seems annoyed this time
winged jacinth
the other two you could kinda suck up but man getting angron spoiled a year ahead
queen laurel
ahead of time and GW was **pissed**
these leakers are good
arctic talon
since they're not nearly as passive aggresive
as they were when angron got leaked
lol
golden imp
Game stores in Spain or just random people there?
crisp heath
You think there gonna get lawyers involved?
summer mural
GW seems annoyed this time
how do you know, did they throw shade somewhere
winged jacinth
is there a games workshop spain subsidiary? if so maybe? otherwise no probably not
arctic talon
how do you know, did they throw shade somewhere
They threw some shade in the article
summer mural
eh?
arctic talon
Game stores in Spain or just random people there?
Testers, traditionally
arctic talon
its how all the previous spanish leaks occured
winged jacinth
if GW isnt already retaining a spanish legal team i doubt they'll bother building one for this
queen laurel
how do you know, did they throw shade somewhere
arctic talon
This boxed set won’t be coming for a while yet – there’s more coming for Kill Team in the interim which has yet to be revealed – and we’ll have a look into the new kill teams when we get closer to its intended reveal date.
summer mural
This boxed set won’t be coming for a while yet – there’s more coming for Kill Te...
ahh
that seems much more obvious
yeah definitely shade
arctic talon
The Angron one had like 10x more shade and was super passive aggresive lol
arctic talon
i can see them stopping tests in spain though lol
unfortunately spain has a lot of 40k and AoS players
lol
which makes it good to source testers from
queen laurel
The Angron one had like 10x more shade and was super passive aggresive lol
Wolf so these are the pros and cons of working with each death leader
then there's the vampires
arctic talon
Why did they group those 3 together lmao
arctic talon
LOL
queen laurel
Why did they group those 3 together lmao
arctic talon
but yeah the 2 biggest leaks in 40k history were both thought to be fake
which is the funniest shit ever
same with AoS
AoS with the total rescaling of stormcast and the entire Kruleboyz range also the Idoneth leak
and 40k with the Primaris leak in 6e and the 9e codex leak getting every single release and codex 100% correct
winged jacinth
i think as a reward once my life is no longer consumed in a week i might buy a killteam box and some paints
i havent painted minis in like 15 years
tau right after fish of fury got killed
winged jacinth
i have no real interest in playing the game itself again but i would like some cool minis
arctic talon
winged jacinth
and killteam means you get a small number of indiviually cool minis you can dedicate some effort to
winged jacinth
painting whole squads of infantry 
at least i didnt play guard
i started with lizardmen which are honestly a great starter for painting since they're so simple to start with
arctic talon
the art for KT typhon is still funny as shit lol, the servitor just having this blank expression
as its about to get mauled to death
arctic talon
i started with lizardmen which are honestly a great starter for painting since t...
Lizardmen are fun to paint
winged jacinth
the only "advanced" technique you need for painting lizardmen is drybrushing
crisp heath
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085667218584506599/1274053895349604426...
Chaplain in training right?
arctic talon
yeah
crisp heath
So cool 😎
arctic talon
but the original primaris leaks were funny
everyone thought they were fake as shit
(they weren't)
crisp heath
Why does the one in training look so much cooler
They take those vows of silence iirc
arctic talon
Why does the one in training look so much cooler
Full Chaplains look cooler imo
lol
crisp heath
He was in the Lucius ep of hammer and bolter
arctic talon
why does he have a machine gun for an arm
bcs its more efficent smh
combat servitor doesn't need an arm
winged jacinth
oh i thought someone said that was a chaplain in training
i had some other questions too lol
like "why would you send someone to fight tyranid warriors without at least their power armor lol"
or is that a lictor
regardless
arctic talon
Its a ravener yeah
crisp heath
Oh no I was talking about the grey model a bit above
winged jacinth
power armor may be cheese to a tyranid scythe but it at least makes you faster
crisp heath
It's not a ravanor?
winged jacinth
nah the mouth
crisp heath
He looks like he's got the ravenor body mb
winged jacinth
i guess it could be a ravenor?
crisp heath
It's the way he's standing I think
winged jacinth
the head is wrong for either
it looks like its got a leg
but lictors have mind flayer tentacle mouths afaik even the deathleaper
winged jacinth
ooh theres models i wasnt aware of
rocky gale
Wolf so these are the pros and cons of working with each death leader
Entrenched hierarchy is a weird one, beacuse like Ushorans novel shows us that he will annoint anyone he finds worthy regardless of their perceived station.
winged jacinth
thats a hell of a lot like top left ravener
crisp heath
winged jacinth
blame relic for only having one model for every enemy type 
celest dome
the art for KT typhon is still funny as shit lol, the servitor just having this ...
Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension
rocky gale
Like Redtalon is the lowest rung of Ghoul and Ushoran Knights him, feeds him his blood and implies he'll be granted a position of higher nobility when their castle is reclaimed
crystal forum
what is the servitor's kill team?
arctic talon
what is the servitor's kill team?
Servitor battle clade
Aka 9 lobotomites and 2 tech priests
arctic talon
It was released in KT typhon
winged jacinth
thats probably not an unusual mechanicus detachment
crystal forum
are there many servitor fans out there
queen laurel
Entrenched hierarchy is a weird one, beacuse like Ushorans novel shows us that h...
the explanation
arctic talon
Why not
arctic talon
are there many servitor fans out there
Yes
queen laurel
are there many servitor fans out there
yes
arctic talon
Not real admech enjoyers smh
winged jacinth
servitors are cool
celest dome
Nah its a great one
arctic talon
Servitors are cool
winged jacinth
combat cyborgs (awful)
crystal forum
i want a skitarii box instead
summer mural
only servitors with plasma guns are cool
celest dome
But still would have preferred a full Tech Priest one to receive new Tech Priest models
We have enough Skitarii
winged jacinth
JC denton I Never Asked For This but its a quiet sad whisper from your autocannon servitor
celest dome
And I say that as someone who love my skit
crystal forum
never enough skitarii
winged jacinth
i guess as long as the skitarri limit their arsenal to the less uh, irradiating examples i imagine they could field as infantry escorts
queen laurel
servitors are cool
especially these guys
winged jacinth
tfw we cant figure out how to keep computers dumb but its easy enough to stick rods into peoples heads
summer mural
celest dome
that thing is human
Vat grown iirc
winged jacinth
it would be a really funny development (that we dont have the timescale for) if the imperium accidentally men of irons again by vat growing increasingly effective brains for cogitation lol
queen laurel
Vat grown iirc
some definitely are but well most of the time
It's volunteer recruitment
winged jacinth
biles new men show up only to find they've been superceded by the scientists from old world blues
queen laurel
By propaganda
summer mural
do admech have like their own school like schola
celest dome
Classic admech
winged jacinth
"wifi? sign me up!"
"ok but get in the robot first"
celest dome
or tech marines
Tech Marines are all trained on Mars
winged jacinth
mars seems to have a dedicated educational system for techmarines etc
everyone else seems to get raised in the faith on their forge world of birth
we should get more lore there
summer mural
they should get like, omnissiah guardsmen so the guard regiments have their own mars engineers
celest dome
Like low grade Skitarii ?
winged jacinth
they should have like, imperial china style exams where if you score really well as a kid you get to be a tech priest and if you dont you get to operate the hydraulic press for 30 years then die
summer mural
not skitarii, I just mean a guardsmen version of techmarine
celest dome
Enginseer ?
winged jacinth
theres plenty of tech-adepts and stuff to field with the guard
summer mural
they go from their company, get trained to be tech expert then get sent back
celest dome
That's an Enginseer
winged jacinth
techmarines only exist because the space marines wont operate with actual envoys of mars
they want their shit all internal
the guard does not have the choice or the logistical option
celest dome
Oh well the Enginseer (défacto equivalent for the Techmarines) are Tech Priest first amd foremost)
winged jacinth
yeah techmarines are an ancient carveout
and even then they still have to get ordained
celest dome
And get those psycho indoctrination
winged jacinth
i'd love to see some exploration of techmarine beliefs
celest dome
And they're not Tech Priest
winged jacinth
since most of the chapters are imperial truthers what does that make them think of the omnissiah?
celest dome
They're never treated as higher than Tech Adept
celest dome
since most of the chapters are imperial truthers what does that make them think ...
Omnissiah is just an aspect of the Emperor 🤷
summer mural
yeah engineer have the uh
like the tech priest dialect
enginseer*
and they wear the robes too i think
winged jacinth
Omnissiah is just an aspect of the Emperor 🤷
yeah but the space marines are often imperial truthers not imperial creeders iirc, so they dont consider the emperor to be a God god which makes that whole thing break down
maybe im misremembering how well the truth survived in successor chapters
summer mural
memenissiah
bunch of them are creed lovers
also they dont seem to debate it too much, its mostly for the emperor nonstop
winged jacinth
bunch of them are creed lovers
average imperial playlist
winged jacinth
who made this image why is the list there twice
summer mural
a space marine sitting in their room, with their walkman listening to Creed
winged jacinth
it took me a sec because arms wide open is the only creed song i know at all
winged jacinth
im sure they have some good songs, no one sticks around that long being actually bad
for instance nickleback is the archetypical meme band and they've got some decent tracks
casualty of the butt rock era
and they have not moved on
summer mural
nickelback has some decent tracks, problem is its really generic to listen to sometimes
winged jacinth
yeah they were never super unique and they primarily operated at the ABSOLUTE peak of that style
summer mural
creed has better guitar work, its more experimental compared to nickelback
winged jacinth
but i think Photograph is a nice song
rockstar and how you remind me are fun slop songs
rockstar is actually so fucking funny
summer mural
although despite being memecentral, nickelback did alright for themsleves you know
winged jacinth
the guy from zz top doing adlibs and saying "I'll have the quesadilla... hehehe"
summer mural
winged jacinth
oh i imagine they're insanely rich
summer mural
lullaby is def my fav nickelback song, I find it superior to the rest
celest dome
https://tenor.com/view/haz-gif-26447444
I don't dislike most of their song
winged jacinth
and they're not ridiculed in their homeland of canada
winged jacinth
god now im thinking about the rockstar adlibs even more that song is so funny
summer mural
also chad kroeger looked his visual best in the lullaby video, because he had short hair and it looked dope
winged jacinth
WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCK STARS
AND LIVE IN HILLTOP HOUSES
DRIVING 15 CARS
you cant drive 15 cars chad
even if you own 15 cars you probably wont drive them all
summer mural
summer mural
you cant drive 15 cars chad
you assume there is rationality and logic mixed into the rockstar style, doesnt he go off about having big mansions and living in a school bus
winged jacinth
the music video being a combination of celebrities, hot babes, and random people on the street
amazing
the bridge was real af
by far the best line though
crystal forum
nickelback were explicit about only doing it for the money
crystal forum
and they're not ridiculed in their homeland of canada
they are
arctic talon
that thing is human
Fun fact kataphron breachers must be made out of an angry, violent, psychopathic person
Vat grown don’t work for breachers somehow
summer mural
Fun fact kataphron breachers must be made out of an angry, violent, psychopathic...
damn
youd think the eversor temple had a shortage
arctic talon
youd think the eversor temple had a shortage
Nah, the mechanicus has a bigger pool,
Since they just need an adult who’s a violent psycho
crystal forum
sign me up
arctic talon
Alright just need to carve your brain up
arctic talon
Dif roles
winged jacinth
Since they just need an adult who’s a violent psycho
thankfully thats like 10% of the imperial population
summer mural
sydarius? cydarius? sydonia?
arctic talon
Breachers are a heavy firepower/cqb unit
summer mural
the guys that ride the ostritch looking things
winged jacinth
knights of sidonia???
arctic talon
sydarius? cydarius? sydonia?
Serbrys are the dog riders, ironstrider engines are the chickens
winged jacinth
oh i love the lore for the ironstriders
winged jacinth
"we dont know how to turn them back on so dont ever turn them off"
they keep them on treadmills for storage lmao
summer mural
I also like the skitarii have thing going on with just like..revolvers everywhere
crystal forum
Alright just need to carve your brain up
my brain is already fucked i'm looking forward to it
summer mural
mechanicum of mars are just like " we need suitable sidearms for our tech army'
" I know....REVOLVERS"
winged jacinth
i dunno how i have space in my brain for 40k stuff i've had to memorize these since yesterday
crystal forum
mechanicum of mars are just like " we need suitable sidearms for our tech army'
...
those revolvers shoot magic hand grenades
winged jacinth
revolvers have one real advantage that really only comes into play with grenades which is round selection
summer mural
i dunno how i have space in my brain for 40k stuff i've had to memorize these si...
are you building a skitarii
winged jacinth
if you're shooting bullets round selection is stupid and inefficient and probably doesnt make sense to do but if you've got grenades with a variety of payloads...
winged jacinth
are you building a skitarii
one day
this is just one day of reactions too you dont even want to see my full index
crystal forum
people will see you shoot beams of cosmic rays and say
"hark! he does not have the technology for a self loading pistol!"
winged jacinth
not including the 20 reactions in the newly sorted index
winged jacinth
yeah
they're usually localized though people arent shipping it long distance mostly
summer mural
seems like its a available resource, but its just weird that they have tonnes of wood with half the places being irradiated wastelands
i doubt someones going around planting trees either
winged jacinth
a bunch of the hellworlds are jungle hellworlds
winged jacinth
tanith was a source of finewood until it got blown up
crystal forum
seems like its a available resource, but its just weird that they have tonnes of...
there's a lot of planets
summer mural
also isnt their parchment not made from paper pulp
winged jacinth
yeah theres lumber planets if they've got sufficiently useful native trees
parchment is typically made from animal skin iirc
crystal forum
human skin
winged jacinth
humans is animals 🙂
summer mural
gottem
crystal forum
clearly not a biology major
winged jacinth
but yeah parchment is basically writing on untanned hide
vellum is nice parchment
summer mural
I wonder if theyd use windows 11 if they had it
crystal forum
mechanicus uses windows 95
winged jacinth
11s actually not terrible but im pissed about the rollout
summer mural
also does the imperium have like, a super mega corporation thats tied to the government ofc
and a super rich dude running it
whos a government crony of course
winged jacinth
they're feudal
crystal forum
not the modern idea of a megacorp
winged jacinth
they dont need to be a shady megacorp they're a lord of terra
storm jungle
also does the imperium have like, a super mega corporation thats tied to the gov...
Some planets do but they are subsidiaries usually
like ones that make groundcars or some aircraft, weapons etc
crystal forum
it's a lot of privately owned noble companies i've seen
storm jungle
^ yeah this
they can have a ton of power but it will always be generally local or system based at best
but nothing is usually stopping them form expanding trade
it just is always kinda under the eye of the mechanicus and some other local powers
summer mural
like some noble who owns 1000 vineyards across 2 star systems I guess
winged jacinth
i assumed they were asking about an interstellar corporation but i dont think any exist that extend farther than like, a single rogue trader territory
summer mural
where he gets his vintage wine
crystal forum
like rogue traders could lead vast mercantile empires in star systems
winged jacinth
a rogue trader IS kinda like a megacorp
summer mural
well that is true actually
crystal forum
it's just not the modern idea of a corporation
winged jacinth
no board or nothing, no
storm jungle
they dont really run corporations more just trading-empires usually
summer mural
I guess a rogue trader is your super rich private person archetype in centralized economy type guy
storm jungle
Yeah that too, but they are largely based on awful conquistadors and british privateers
winged jacinth
theres really no reason to have a corporation in 40k you dont need a board of investors in a feudal society
storm jungle
aka you got a warrant go exploit and make us money
crystal forum
40k has merchants not businessmen afaik
storm jungle
They can have em
storm jungle
theres really no reason to have a corporation in 40k you dont need a board of in...
I mean there kinda is
family businesses are very much a thing
winged jacinth
thats not a corporation
storm jungle
you cannot really stamp these out either, again depends on the planet
it is
literally most corps spawn from family businesses
theres outright mention of local corps on some worlds lol
summer mural
wait so like, rogue traders cover the costs of maintaining their own ship and machines and stuff right
or does the imperium pay for it
storm jungle
I dont think most of the writers care about the semantics of what a "corporation" means
crystal forum
it just can't be like a dystopian megacorp with a CEO and a board of executives and blah blah blah
summer mural
probably huge taxes
crystal forum
imperium isn't usually in the habit of paying back
summer mural
okay lets say it was brahms but she was never affiliated with grendyl , and she had the mourningstar and its crew
for example
storm jungle
She'd largely pay out of her own pocket
or whatever money her House/family makes
or try to abuse her authority on a shipping yard which is a 50/50 unless you promise them some sort of payment
crystal forum
rogue traders are private entrepreneurs
they have a lot of freedoms but they're on their own
crystal forum
it's not like an inquisitor which could call on the power of the state for support
storm jungle
Twisted Helix basically spawned from a planet-spanning pharma corporation string of families
so theres not really a solid rule on what kinda corporation you can run, its 40k
summer mural
well there cant be
if there was any realism to this economy from what im gathering itd collapse in a day
storm jungle
So influential have these complexes become -- and the dynastic corporations that rule over them -- that everywhere the Vejovian skyline is ridged with enormous medifactoria. These appear, when viewed from the hive aristocracy's spires, like the laboratory of some godly sage -- spiral glass pipelines and chimneys belch strangely-coloured smoke alongside vast alembic structures and cooling towers. Given the influence they have over the lives and even anatomies of the populace, the divine comparison is an apt one.
crystal forum
i just think it can't be a modern cyberpunk megacorp since it clashes with the 40k aesthetic
storm jungle
if there was any realism to this economy from what im gathering itd collapse in ...
thats why we dont really explore it lol
nobdoy wants to delve into modern logistics
summer mural
storm jungle
i just think it can't be a modern cyberpunk megacorp since it clashes with the 4...
it really doesnt
40k's aesthetic is "put arches and skulls on everything"
summer mural
it is a tad weird
storm jungle
the setting also has a ton of cyberpunk elements
summer mural
but it can work
crystal forum
it really doesnt
it needs to have medieval elements like aristocrats instead of executives
storm jungle
it needs to have medieval elements like aristocrats instead of executives
It doesnt though
crystal forum
i think it does
crystal forum
nothing is enforced im not saying there's a gun to your head
storm jungle
a planet is left to rule whatever or how it wants including its top class as long as it meets the tithe requirements
so like yeah lol
other ways of making profit are also plenty
crystal forum
but like why work with the 40k setting if you'll flat out ignore the setting's aesthetics
summer mural
also, I imagine no private corp is supplying like, bullets and bandages to the imperium right, they make everything themselves
storm jungle
What aeshtetic
crystal forum
gothic medieval shit
storm jungle
literally nothing matters as long as you put arches and skulls on shit lol
celest dome
Depend on the world
storm jungle
if the setting stuck to that it would never move past rogue trader
celest dome
Certain are medieval coded
storm jungle
also, I imagine no private corp is supplying like, bullets and bandages to the i...
Some do
weapons, medicine, cars, vehicles etc
it just has to be overseen by certain branches like the admech
celest dome
But other worlds are much more modern (Vostroya, Krieg...) and other are also quite further advanced (Elysia for example)
storm jungle
Yeah ^
As long as you adhere to a few imperial quotas you can have your world basically be anything with a gothic coat of paint
crystal forum
they still function with aristocrats, planetary governors, tithes
storm jungle
Okay and they can still have corporations
this is literally in the lore
idk what else t osay
crystal forum
i didn't say they couldn't
celest dome
And even the Admech oversight is quite hand off, using local Guilds for the most part
crystal forum
yeah a guild!!
storm jungle
And even the Admech oversight is quite hand off, using local Guilds for the most...
Yeah most admech also dont give a shit most of the time as long as they can get something out of it
summer mural
yeah the settings too diverse, theres literally just old fashioned feudal houses with the knights who have knightly pilgrimages or jousting or whatever and go on mystical pilgrimages with the gundamn theyve mentally bonded to and theres rogue traders
crystal forum
a guild isn't modern at all
storm jungle
yeah the settings too diverse, theres literally just old fashioned feudal houses...
^ This man gets it
but yeah corporations can exist, cyberpunk-esque ones especially
just needs a gothic coat of paint and boom
celest dome
a guild isn't modern at all
There are still Guilds in certain workforce in Europe
crystal forum
yeah from like the 1400's
celest dome
No like active guilds
crystal forum
but europeans are weird
celest dome
Hey fuck you, you Pseudo American
crystal forum
will you see a merchant's guild on wall street
celest dome
We're not weirder than you lot
storm jungle
I feel like this argument kinda lost the point lol
but basically yeah anything in 40k can largely exist
crystal forum
wtf even is a guild
storm jungle
its dystopian fiction
crystal forum
it's like the bourgeois version of a union
celest dome
A guild is an old version of an union
But wait maybe you don't know what that is too 
storm jungle
vagrant fox
Guilds are still around ☝️ 🤓
crystal forum
unions are modern
celest dome
They're not that modern tbf
crystal forum
bruh
storm jungle
arent they literally from the 18th fucking century
crystal forum
post industrial revolution is modern
celest dome
I'd accept WW1 as modern at most
crystal forum
im comparing to guilds here
storm jungle
Compare deez nu-
crystal forum
the shit that people did since like ancient egypt
storm jungle
it's wool not fur, trump
Im referencing Jamison shut up
summer mural
I wonder if theres some slaaneshi cult somewhere thats just obsessed with accumulating vast amounts of wealth
outer wave
Question: when piloting knights that have only been recently made with no prior pilots, who would the pilot listen to for advice and such?
crystal forum
in kingmaker it's implied that ancestors can be ported to new knights
crystal forum
the first layer of slaanesh hell in that story about the grey knight has a giant realm full of gold and jewels
outer wave
Fuck manuals, we need my ancestors who arent related to me to tell me how to do shit
storm jungle
Question: when piloting knights that have only been recently made with no prior ...
The machine spirit itself but it would be less talking and more literally just doing what titan pilots do
since you ARE the first pilot
outer wave
I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF 40K
summer mural
yeah ai is everywhere, COPE HARDER ADMECH
storm jungle
outer wave
queen laurel
kill him quick
aight then
@outer wave GARTH ENNIS ROOOOOOOOM!!!!!
outer wave
I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTH--
crystal forum
you know too much
summer mural
would imperium ai even be intelligent, what if its just artifical dumbassery
like the ai awakens and goes " whats that lil chair on terra sucking all that power, shut it down, the guy sitting on it is dead"
crystal forum
repentbot 5000
super miserable and hates itself
queen laurel
would imperium ai even be intelligent, what if its just artifical dumbassery
you see ironkin of votaan?
If they respected them and treated them good they would basically be like that
summer mural
yeah but imperium
queen laurel
yeah but imperium
yes so basically less tolerant of non humans
summer mural
do the eldar have ai
storm jungle
they had robots and shit
storm jungle
or are they just against it too
No because their tech is reliable
they DO have like drones and shit but its omstly for minor shit like scouting or whatever
mostly so uhhh thye dont steal the tau's gimmick
storm jungle
Why have AI
summer mural
on everything
summer mural
i guess they are all under withdrawal avoidance deadline constantly to worry about ai
summer mural
" Hey, we should make an AI , itl really help our wa-"
" QUICK, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I NEED A HIT OF SOMETHING NOWWW"
crystal forum
MUST
TORTURE
INFANT
summer mural
I do like commoragh
I also appreciate someone had the imagination to create it
its suitably inventive homebase for dark eldar
instead of just giving them generic planet
storm jungle
necrons didn't need AI to doom their civilization
They did the next best thing
summer mural
or being fleet based
storm jungle
Im glad we arent like this IRL
and some guys just cant doom our entire species by being stupid
summer mural
instead of just giving them generic planet
~~ also it sure as hell is better than naggaroth~~
crystal forum
at least we don't have beings that suck the energy out of everything for their own greed
right
winter vessel
That’s rough
crystal forum
energy vampire
summer mural
winter vessel
Doubt they’ll get much sustenance out of this
paper haven
Probably heresy but I'll allow it
crystal forum
what legion?
grey knights are like the best psyker space marines out there
they literally fight demons
tough haven
grey knights are like the best psyker space marines out there
Sounds like a veritable banquet for the emperor
summer mural
its weird to me how grey knights are all psykers, but there are no custodian psykers
tough haven
He cares not who the psykers are
crystal forum
Sounds like a veritable banquet for the emperor
same could be said about the apparent 1000 psykers on the room
tough haven
its weird to me how grey knights are all psykers, but there are no custodian psy...
Would get ated
tough haven
same could be said about the apparent 1000 psykers **on** the room
Yeah I can’t speak for the grammar of the meme, I simply am a humble thief
summer mural
yeah but like, the logic of all grey knights being psykers is sound, they are elite, all of them being psykers is super useful
youd think the custodians would have psykers too
its not like they cant manage custodian psykers here and there
since the gk can do it
crystal forum
nobody knows why the emperor didnt want psyker custodies
summer mural
probably insecure
storm jungle
Kill all corpos.
summer mural
probably figured theyd be too close to his image in his own mind
insecure whiny little shit that he is
crystal forum
idk why people exaggerate how hard it would be for grey knights to kill the emp
they act like the moment a grey knight enters the solar system then literally everybody is their enemy
summer mural
dont you just have to like kick the power socket
is this about that terminus decree shit
tough haven
they act like the moment a grey knight enters the solar system then literally ev...
I think custodes automatically assume anyone who enters the palace is an enemy
crystal forum
like a large group of grey knights could easily make their way to the palace
tough haven
is this about that terminus decree shit
Yeah, it’s some fuckass lore
crystal forum
the problems arrive when they enter
crystal forum
but i keep seeing memes acting like the solar system navy fleets would obliterate them in a millisecond
summer mural
also I guess the idea was that the custodians would be accompanied by sisters of silence usually , so being a psyker is more of a drawback, that actually does make sense
tough haven
It’s the army of the finest soldiers specifically trained to kill space marines set to harm the emperor
crystal forum
do people forget that grey knights are literally based on titan???
tough haven
but i keep seeing memes acting like the solar system navy fleets would obliterat...
Also they could teleport
crystal forum
as in, inside the fucking solar system
tough haven
do people forget that grey knights are literally based on titan???
People don’t know any of that shit
They just get lore from YouTube shorts and tiktok
storm jungle
they act like the moment a grey knight enters the solar system then literally ev...
I saw a great comment today when someone made another dumbass terminus decree post
and it was like
summer mural
ah yes, their "secret" massive fortress on titan
storm jungle
and it was like
"If the plot requires the GK to go and make the Emperor sit down they'll just do some shit like a super-teleporter we never knew they had before teleport them right into the palace chamber and just accomplish the mission that way"
summer mural
LOL
storm jungle
idk why people assume the lore matters in comparison to what the writers want to do lol
tough haven
Or maybe they could since they were gonna teleport that virus bomb into the palace
summer mural
ah yes
dapper gyro
"If the plot requires the GK to go and make the Emperor sit down they'll just do...
Plot device at its finest!
crystal forum
they can literally teleport already both in lore and tabletop
storm jungle
LOL
its literally just Marvel/DC logic
How does Batman defeat a living god?
Idk tibetan monk technique
tough haven
THE plot device
winter vessel
"If the plot requires the GK to go and make the Emperor sit down they'll just do...
That’s a little much
tough haven
If you will
crystal forum
this just shows that grey knight lore isnt known enough
summer mural
"weve had this teleporter for 7000000 years, but weve never used it because we didnt have the necron jamba juice with us to do it, till Now"
storm jungle
^
crystal forum
THEY CAN ALREADY TELEPORT
storm jungle
the lore does this constantly
3 custodians once defeated an entire hivefleet by holding a ravine
and everyone was like "yeah this is badass as fuck"
tough haven
THEY CAN ALREADY TELEPORT
But not with the super secret PLOT DEVICE teleporter!
dapper gyro
One Harley killed 8 custodes...
winter vessel
Its relaly not
The wording is just funny
dapper gyro
Therefore, 1 Harley can defeat 2 hive fleets.
storm jungle
Therefore, 1 Harley can defeat 2 hive fleets.
xenos
winter vessel
It’s like it was a half baked plan written with crayons on a graph paper
storm jungle
automatic loss
crystal forum
if GW wants to then grey knights will make their way to the emp
tough haven
Therefore, 1 Harley can defeat 2 hive fleets.
❌
storm jungle
It’s like it was a half baked plan written with crayons on a graph paper
I mean again
tough haven
Would be wiped out
storm jungle
if GW wants to then grey knights will make their way to the emp
^^^^^^^^^^^^
tough haven
Would be wiped out
“Sorry you must be this imperial to get on the cool shit ride”
crystal forum
it doesnt even have to be some tech macguffin, it could be grey knights actually talking to custodies and seeing common ground or some shit
storm jungle
I wish people realised/accepted this entire setting works on the logic of "how much shit we can make up and excuses to be created to make this plot bit work"
crystal forum
of all factions, grey knights have the plot armour for writers to do whatever tf they want
it's the fucking grey knights
summer mural
i know whatl happen, garran crowe will make a heroic sacrifice by letting the blade of antwyr consume him at the last second so he can cause an explosion strong enough to kill the emperor
tough haven
It’s like it was a half baked plan written with crayons on a graph paper
What kills me is this apparent ultimate Do Not Resuscitate order from THE EMPEROR himself, wasn’t shared with the guys that want only to guard him and enact his will
crystal forum
kaldor draigo could appear out of nowhere and blow open the palace doors
storm jungle
i know whatl happen, garran crowe will make a heroic sacrifice by letting the bl...
UAAAAAGHHHH
tough haven
So if he wants to not get up, maybe you should tell those guys
Instead of keeping it a secret because ???
crystal forum
i actually think it will happen
winter vessel
gets up and does lunges before sitting down
Custodian near the throne: TF
dapper gyro
On a Halo server a long time ago, a dude loves to shill on Halo spartan, and he used the card "SM can survive a direct hit from the titan, which can shoot down ship in orbiter"...
crystal forum
emperor will get up, grey knights put him down, overarching plot is unaffected
summer mural
so, how long before we get the plot twist where we find out the terminus decree was written by the alpha legion?
storm jungle
On a Halo server a long time ago, a dude loves to shill on Halo spartan, and he ...
SM can survive a direct hit from a titan
Also dies in a thunderhawk crash
peak
tough haven
it's the fucking grey knights
What happens when I spray paint their armor a different color?
dapper gyro
>SM can survive a direct hit from a titan
>Also dies in a thunderhawk crash
Die from a random spear attack...
tough haven
Do they lose their plot armor?
crystal forum
i hope we get a book about it because it could be a really cool action story
if it's done well
storm jungle
Do they lose their plot armor?
Color is irrelevant
its the faction that matters
look at all the slop space marine chapters doing their thing and always winning
lol
crystal forum
the funny thing is grey knights are supposed to have unpainted armour
tough haven
Ok but who’s gonna follow a faction with a dumb name like “The brown knights” or some shit
storm jungle
40k fans
summer mural
i know whatl happen, garran crowe will make a heroic sacrifice by letting the bl...
this is completely plausible, you cant change my mind
storm jungle
who else
crystal forum
that's just the natural colour of terminator armour
storm jungle
this is completely plausible, you cant change my mind
It entirely is lol
dapper gyro
GK is there because GW can't sell silver paints. Change my mind.
tough haven
I know I’m just shitposting
winter vessel
Reject GK . Accept Minotaur grind set
crystal forum
kill all minotaurs
summer mural
i like gk ngl, they are made to be likeable
crystal forum
i legit expect minotaurs on terra waiting for the fight to end so they can steal some grey knight terminator armour
vultures
tough haven
This but SM just casually completing whatever objective they had with ease
summer mural
I think of all the possible ways it could happen, the best tipping point for the total collapse of the Imperium is if the Fabricator General wakes up one day and decides " okay, fuck this" and he declares cult mechanicus isnt supporting the imperium anymore and the emprah isnt the avatar of the omnissiah
thats the funniest one to me
crystal forum
wouldnt really work since forge worlds dont have to listen to his every word
summer mural
i think its enough still tbh
crystal forum
and that would just cause heresy 2.0
summer mural
good, heresy 2.0 can end the imperium
dapper gyro
Which will never happen.
summer mural
possible ways it could happen was the premise
so yes
it will never in fact happen
crystal forum
mechanicus vs imperium would be one lame ass heresy
summer mural
its better than grey knights teleporting into the emperors throne room
all of them are lame ass heresies
except the og
crystal forum
grey knights striking down the emp wouldn't be some huge imperium wide event
literally all the emp does is sit and make the shiny beacon work
if it stays on nobody will care or notice
summer mural
would it stay on even, i totally forgot about that
crystal forum
if it turns off then imperium go bye bye
and that wont happen
the whole thing with the emperor is if he actually dies then the imperium goes with him
summer mural
the grey knights striking down the emprah isnt going to happen either
crystal forum
which is the classic 40k thing of keeping the entire setting on a fence post between two chasms
some would call it eternal edging
summer mural
grey knights striking down the emp wouldn't be some huge imperium wide event
i do believe theres some confusion now
summer mural
the whole thing with the emperor is if he actually dies then the imperium goes w...
and this
crystal forum
striking down doesnt mean killing
crystal forum
it says in the terminus decree that they need to keep him on the throne
summer mural
right
winter vessel
like hit his shin with a crowbar
crystal forum
yeah just cripple him again
"guys i can finally move my body, im healed!"
"OH NO YOU AINT"
suplexes emperor
winter vessel
“What I tell you boy?” pulls out chancla
summer mural
just kill him for gods sake, let titus take his rightful place at the throne
winter vessel
just kill him for gods sake, let titus take his rightful place at the throne
Leandros would be there 24/7 just to criticize him
summer mural
yes
crystal forum
malcador could do it but only temporarily
summer mural
Leandros would be there 24/7 just to criticize him
its an improvement , Emperor Demetrian Titus would permit it, to show he has non yes men advisors around him
winter vessel
And by then, Captain Acheran will discover he was wrong. He can’t spare three men…only two
summer mural
i liked acheran
he seemed suitably captainy and i liked that he was bald, had an accent and a red beard
crystal forum
oh wait titus is the SM2 guy
crystal forum
i thought you meant the NL book protag
the moment titus sits on the throne 10000 nids burst out of the wall
because he cant ever get some peace and quiet
winter vessel
A green Portal manifests in the throne room and it’s Grimskull back from the dead “WAHAHA YOU GOT ALL SHINY NOW SPACE MARINE?!”
summer mural
" You might be the Emperor of Man now, but remember, the taint of heresy never fades."
crystal forum
and then an inquisitor arrives to arrest titus for wearing his boots wrong
summer mural
" I see youve brought prosperity , victory and peace to the Imperium of Man as the Emperor. But remember, the taint of heresy never fades."
then one day titus will try to establish diplomacy with the aeldari, and leandros will go " GOTTEM" and have him dragged out kicking and screaming from the throne room
crystal forum
Titus, you are now the god emperor of the entire imperium, which means you have the entirety of the ecclesiarchy worshiping you as a deity
but the taint of heresy-
i'd imagine guilliman would ask titus if he can just kill leandros himself
summer mural
nah, leandros will just look guilliman in the eye and tell him , " The Codex Astartes does not support this action."
crystal forum
quoting the codex astartes to guilliman is a leandros thing to do
summer mural
yep
he will be so deadpan about it too
probably wave a finger about
the best possible thing that can happen to leandros is a chaos marine kills him
or a nid eats him
crystal forum
the book of lorgar does not support this
summer mural
" No matter how many men , women and children you brutally butcher Abaddon, remember. The taint of purity never fades."
paper haven
Leandros is more hated than Erebus
summer mural
in all fairness
hes actually quite reasonable in sm2
he does throw shade at titus, but i think its pretty clear he isnt going to take any action against him until he has actual evidence
its not like hes trying to stab him in the back like he did in sm1
crystal forum
titus proved himself more than leandros ever could
and leandros keeps tormenting him about his guilt
a guilt which leandros fabricated
since titus literally never did anything wrong
winter vessel
Leandros dies and Titus is relieved. Some time later the mysterious Legion of the Damned arrive and one of them approaches Titus and says “the stain of suspicion never completely fades. I will be watching you”
Titus: DAMN IT
paper haven
They really gloss over the fact that the rules guy broke the rules by going straight to the inquisition
summer mural
well it was nice because part of the story was also titus being super reticent to trust his new ultramarine comrades , because like, leandros was his battle brother, ratted him out for no reason and no crime, and he had to leave whats basically his home and do punishment
crystal forum
almost like he knew his chapter wouldn't listen to his bullshit
summer mural
all for excelling at his job
dapper gyro
Leandros dies and Titus is relieved. Some time later the mysterious Legion of th...
Nah, Titus just accepts it and goes: "Sure, bud, you have all the time in the world to shit on me."
winter vessel
The flaming spectral Leandros takes off his helmet but he’s just headless
paper haven
Leandros gets promoted to chapter master
summer mural
titus can handle him probably, calgar himself redeemed titus publically, titus probably has a lot more faith in himself and the chapter now
hes just like " yeah sure whatever, fuck you leandros"
paper haven
Get immortalized in the Emperor's embrace nerd
winter vessel
The moment they boarded the Thunderhawk
calgar looks at Titus
“Do what you gotta do, this’ll be off the record”
Titus: “thank you milord”
And then he whips out the iron Chancla and starts beating Leandros
dapper gyro
I mean, even in SM2, Titus acts like he is done with the chaplain. He cares more for the new troops than whatever the chaplain complain about.
summer mural
yeah titus is probably feeling the best hes ever felt at the end of sm2
crystal forum
titus has absolutely no need for a chaplain after spending 1000 years as a deathwatch
summer mural
he has literal new best friends in his ultramarine pair of battle bros, he stopped the invasion, calgar himself publically rewarded him and redeemed him
crystal forum
not to mention he literally saved calgar himself
that's just one step away from saving guilliman
nova scaffold
i wonder who will win a fight
a 3rd edition space marine vs 10th edition
dapper gyro
Even the BT is chill with Titus...
dapper gyro
Yes, black templars were escorting him and the inquistor.
To be with BT and Inquistor and came out alive is a feat of itself.
raven stone
Leandros is...a necessary evil. Which is why he is given the rank of Chaplain.
Guy is the odd example of an Astartes drunk on the Imperial orthodox juice.
dapper gyro
Considering BT are ultra paranoid, who even killed a custode.
paper haven
At the end of Space Marine 6, Titus will have defeated Abbadon in single combat, saved Terra from the 21st Black Crusade and the Emperor himself will have returned to personally commend him and Leandros will still be like: The taint of suspicion will never truly fade."
crystal forum
it's funny he became a chaplain since he sucks so much at being one
summer mural
leandros in sm2 is probably excellent at his job, including motivating the troops and taking care of them, his only problem is titus grudge
raven stone
They really should have just had BT adopt Leandros...
crystal forum
like i was never motivated by his words
he prob just repeats the codex astartes over and over
winter vessel
I would like a brief prequel story where it focuses on Titus’ Deathwatch KT when he still went by Nullus. It ends right when they are dispatched to deploy the virus bomb aboard the beautiful Corvus Blackstar
hallow plover
They really should have just had BT adopt Leandros...
Leandros simps for the codex and BTs hate it though
raven stone
like i was never motivated by his words
TBF he isn't the only bad Chaplain around.
looks at a certain Dark Angel Chaplain
raven stone
Leandros simps for the codex and BTs hate it though
True. Forgot that.
young pecan
well it was nice because part of the story was also titus being super reticent t...
I like the little tantrum that blondie threw with the jetpacks (forgot his name)
paper haven
They're just lunatics
summer mural
I like the little tantrum that blondie threw with the jetpacks (forgot his name)
yeah that was a cool cutscene
raven stone
I like the little tantrum that blondie threw with the jetpacks (forgot his name)
Galadriel
raven stone
I think
young pecan
He was sorta valid but also dude you're acting like a baby
crystal forum
i think most space marines are lunatics
young pecan
Yeah Gadriel
winter vessel
Chadriel
raven stone
Yea that
summer mural
he became wholesome gradually
paper haven
Well he did almost shoot Titus in the face
summer mural
blah, normal sm stuff
summer mural
black templars opened fire on their primaris reinforcements, or was that dark angels
winter vessel
Well he did almost shoot Titus in the face
I’d prescribe to it being somewhat valid because Titus kept withholding details
summer mural
I like how they deliberately mirrored the sentence XD
the one about the codex astartes?
raven stone
the one about the codex astartes?
Yep
paper haven
The codex astartes does not support this action.
Beat
But it should be fun
summer mural
yep
nice moment
also I was not expecting to enjoy that scene with the dreadnought as much as I did
" WHERE IS MAGNUS?!"
paper haven
The writing in SM2 was good
crystal forum
titus is still a piece of cardboard
paper haven
It took him 100 years to develop a personality
crystal forum
" WHERE IS MAGNUS?!"
winter vessel
I still remember Adeptus Ridiculous’ podcast review for SM2, comment section was something alright
paper haven
I still remember Adeptus Ridiculous’ podcast review for SM2, comment section was...
How bad?
crystal forum
imagine waking up from sleeping when your last waking moments were on the battlefield with a primarch
paper haven
WHERE IS HE!?
crystal forum
i wish i could be an angry dreadnought
just constant violence
GUESS ITS TIME TO KILL SOME FUCKING HERETICS
summer mural
i liked it
paper haven
Honorable brother, it's been 2000 years since that battle.
crystal forum
and then he charges headfirst at the nearest tzeentch demon
paper haven
World eater dreadnaughts are even worse
summer mural
like the dreadnought really was in its element, completely fuelled by battle and rage and just bombing tf out of everything
crystal forum
world eaters are too angry
summer mural
looking for the daemon primarch himself
paper haven
Frothing at the mouth
crystal forum
i like a directed anger
summer mural
also nobody talks about how the conflict in sm2 revolved around the mechanicus being dummies
crystal forum
like i will kill all demons on this planet but i will also look awesome doing it
paper haven
Paradoxically, I like when World Eaters are portrayed as calm and troubled by the violence
But also when loyalists are nothing but angry
winter vessel
How bad?
A lot of viewers disliked Adric’s take on the campaign not being very good. And how Bricky says it was “this is so over the top and stupid…idk” and how if you weren’t book readers like them, then you as an individual would say SM2 did pretty good, but they would say otherwise. Also DK got flak for not knowing the reference of the Banner stand being in relation to the artwork of the Crimson Fists, but he usually forgets content they already covered previously.
crystal forum
i dont expect tabletop players to have relevant opinions on video games
paper haven
The biggest nothing of nothings
crystal forum
if you dont even mention the gameplay then why bother
dapper gyro
At the end of Space Marine 6, Titus will have defeated Abbadon in single combat,...
It will be like a Kojima pseudo fighting cinematic.
tough haven
The gameplay was alright
crystal forum
it sucked ass on launch
paper haven
It will be like a Kojima pseudo fighting cinematic.
Two and a half hour long cutscenes
tough haven
The story is just the same as SM1 more or less
But SM1 did it better because it’s Orks
winter vessel
At least in a later video the Adric crew did admit they were a little harsh on their review of SM2
tough haven
And orks have personality unlike nids
I just dislike SM2 because it just perpetuates SM fans’ view that space marines are invulnerable god like beings that nothing can stop
It fuels their power trip
paper haven
I thought the villains in SM1 were better.
The Orks had way more personality than the tyrannids and Nemeroth said the exact same things as the second guy with only a fraction of the words
summer mural
" Vile sons of Magnus. Is he here?"
" He is not."
" Pity....then MY HATRED MUST BE DIRECTED AT HIS MINIONS!"
Open fires all over the battlefield with minigun
peak dreadnought
crystal forum
the nids feel like a forced addition to the game due to 10th edition
paper haven
The hive tyrant dies off screen
outer wave
I just dislike SM2 because it just perpetuates SM fans’ view that space marines ...
And then its just apparently dodge roll simulator on the higher difficulties
I cant imagine that brings up the power fantasy of SMs for their fans
crystal forum
the swarming mechanics needed so much extra post launch work
crystal forum
like the visuals of being surrounded by nids is nice but it was so ass
paper haven
Carn-
Carnifi?
crystal forum
also enemies just being bullet sponges
tough haven
And then its just apparently dodge roll simulator on the higher difficulties <:K...
Yes but most people don’t play on those difficulties, or assume the lore accurate difficulty is the middle ones
winter vessel
Tzaangors were a pain in the ass
tough haven
also enemies just being bullet sponges
This too, gameplay felt so samey
The whole game
paper haven
Hoard enemies that can block. Thanks I hate it
crystal forum
and most weapons being completely useless for a while
tough haven
Even with two factions there was no variety
crystal forum
bolters feeling underpowered
paper haven
Bolters were practically useless
crystal forum
especially the automatic one you got during the final battle in campaign
that was such a terrible fight in hard mode
paper haven
You'd use all your ammo and still have a hoard to fight
winter vessel
With the intent of SM3 I’d rather it focus on one faction because that allows more room for the different types of enemies to make their appearance. But I’m sure it would just get old as well
crystal forum
that's years away
i'll still be playing darktide over SM2
as a coop shooter SM2 falls short
arctic talon
There is no lore accurate difficulty for SM2
Because it would be dogshit to play
Titus needing to pick flesh borers out of his armor for 10 minutes inbetween every firefight
winter vessel
Maybe a nice little thing is if it was Nurgle/ Plague marines and it takes place on a Hive World, throughout the story you see the slow collapse of Imperium control as decay and rot takes more foothold before it ends in an evacuation
crystal forum
like darktide?
winter vessel
In a sense. But it can be any of the other three gods in the chaos pantheon
paper haven
as a coop shooter SM2 falls short
SM2 has coop?
tough haven
With the intent of SM3 I’d rather it focus on one faction because that allows mo...
But then how will they force chaos to be the REAL antagonist?
winter vessel
But the outcome is you can’t save the planet or any degree of victory. Chaos wins and you have to gtfo
paper haven
Pvp felt like a different game altogether
tough haven
Pvp was so ass
paper haven
A worse game
winter vessel
I actually got to play against DK when he was doing a stream on PVP, pretty neat
paper haven
Somehow it fumbled the best part of SM2, the combat
Eternal crusade did a better job
young pecan
bolters feeling underpowered
They not still? 
crystal forum
idk i havent played in a while
paper haven
Nerf guns
young pecan
Look me straight in the eyes and tell me why a gaunt survives a bolt rifle shot to the head
I don't care if the gun is automatic
It's a bolt gun
paper haven
You rolled a 1 on wounds
celest dome
Multiple brains in the Gaunt
queen laurel
warhammer is just like that
winter vessel
it always felt nice doing a finisher on the Zoanthrope after it being such nuisance. Its when you slam em on the ground before you pull them by the tail and swing it around like a tether ball
gaunt lily
the nids feel like a forced addition to the game due to 10th edition
tbf the tyranid horde thing was actually building on the game engines swarm mechanics theyd already developed for that WWZ horde shooter (the engine is called swarm engine, its like its whole job) so it wasnt just something they cobbled together for 10th ed
nova scaffold
ngl i had painted my first Warhammer human but i did a bad job but idk what kind paint style i did to the uniform
median star
mordian
nova scaffold
i tried to paint it like its coftyrans but i accidentally dropped it in a water
gaunt lily
ngl i had painted my first Warhammer human but i did a bad job but idk what kind...
very mordian
gaunt lily
thats fair, tbf while the skin looks a bit blobby i think with a finished base and maybe a wash to add some depth to the models detail that paint job would turn out pretty good for tabletop standard
much nicer to look at than a greytide thats for sure
paper haven
God I loved that show
paper haven
tbf the tyranid horde thing was actually building on the game engines swarm mech...
You can see it when they start to pile up walls
gaunt lily
honestly, imperfections aside i think its probably the best depiction of tyranids we will get in videogames for a while, having an engine build around swarms as part of the gameplay really did them justice
languid meadow
yeah 100% I think Saber was the perfect studio to do a nid game after WWZ and the engine they made for that
nova scaffold
thats fair, tbf while the skin looks a bit blobby i think with a finished base a...
i fuckin hate painting human flesh
it looks like a night lords just rips off some guy ass skin and graft it on a unfortunate guy
on the face
opaque coyote
Chorfs and Iron Warriors being in the same club.
"Daemons are great machine parts."
nova scaffold
thats why i don't have a Warhammer army @gaunt lily
im just absolutely bad at skin tone
thats the reason why i enjoyed painting quar because the only challenge is to pick which color you want
like its basically Skittles
its extremely easier than painting skin
opaque coyote
i fuckin hate painting human flesh
Night Lords classic prank
Get a piece of recently flayed skin
Staple it onto somebody's face
Prank'd
nova scaffold
the skin us from some fat fuck ass
nova scaffold
Night Lords classic prank
so yeah you understand why i like to paint quars
nova scaffold
To be fair, I think you could paint their skin to be like
yeah but it still looks ass
celest dome
Just watching a Statam movie, not even 10 min in and he is waterboarding someone, he is the good guy
golden imp
Would love to play it if it wasn’t turn based 😭
Could never finish bg3 or rogue trader cause turned based wears me down
surreal nest
Damn this is sick
nova scaffold
tf chapter they are?
celest dome
Night Lord
surreal nest
Combining the terrain for an underground part is so fun
