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Enclave from Fallout @opaque coyote
The OG plasma gun turned plasma cannon
Starfield guns on a purely aesthetic level are a mixed bag.
I actually think some look cool if you really don't think about how it works
And some are just fucking...
Why?
Double barreled shotgun with square holes
Bethesda
Circle goes in the circle hole
Square goes in the square hole

Did the designer not get that when they were a baby?
I like all the Enclave designs
Even Bethesda's XM2 and Hellfire look great.
Green plasma, best plasma
They truly cooked with jt
But also I swear to God if they bring them back in Fallout 5 I am gonna scream
In pain
They're really cool. The Enclave concept art is peak.
I mean it's said time and time again they weren't fully defeated
on both coasts? yeah
but there's still the cut ones in the south
the ones in the Rockies
I am a generic mf. I think the X-01 is probably the best.
How the face looks similar to a mantis.
The bulging ass eyes
It's genuinely intimidating
and Chicago which is mentioned in FNV and other media
Im pulling a blank im so far into this drink
Pain.
Honestly I just think they shouldn't be the main villains.
Like similar to the Vegas Brotherhood in the West Coast
Basically just remnant bases
Far past their glory and also kinda delusional
I mean they're the remnants of the US gov and military and had unlimited resources
But also three of their largest bases got blown up.
And I doubt anybody in the wasteland is gonna be friendly to them
True, I liked the look a lot.
Very unique.
They still have Chicago and the big ass bases in the mountains
which are pretty important
the research base we see in the show is bigger than Raven Rock
True but their strength is 100% diminished.
And also they were the main antagonists in like two games
Please at least have them in a side role
Instead of a main one
yeah 100% the lose of the rig and then EDEN + the AFBMP
on the coasts besides the south they've been kicked out
In general, I think my favorite evil faction is actually Caesar's Legion.
They are 100% delusional, probably are not cohesive anymore no matter what happened to Caesar, etc.
I genuinely wish they got more content
Like they get most of their dogs from Denver apparently which is a dog filled hellscape
Honestly, I would beg for them to make another appearance at least.
Technically all of their dogs in game are from Denver since you can talk to characters from there who train them. I would've loved if they had cyber-dogs however.
But we'll 100% see CL and what happened to them after New Vegas
Like I fucking love the fact that they're a mixture of mad Max raiders and Romans
I reallly feel like they should've had cooler amour lmao
All their gear is clearly cobbled together. It is such a cool aesthetic ngl.
the cents and frumentarii look badass
I agree. More variation would've been awesome.
they FUMBLED the praetorians
I do like the regular legion soldier design though.
holy shit they look so bad
The football outfit repurposed as armor
Yeah the standard Legionary looks cool
Also the Centurion armor has a T-45 arm piece and pauldron which is cool as fuck
just wish the vets had actual metal armour
There's also a t-45 helmet in Caesar's tent
Which makes me think that they tear apart power armor and add them to centurion armor
Same.
This is the Prime Legionary the veterans and they looked so bad
they barely look diff from normal ones
yeah
87th but yeah
Why did they cut both of the helmets for the lonesome road faction armor
I just
It bothers me so much

Mods fix it but still
Although tbf at least the 87th tribe one looks fine with a generic Centurion helmet
The NCR blackened power armor isn't so lucky
Honestly I hope the New Vegas in FO4 remake add some more details to the Legion
They deserve it
It's one of the mods that I'm actually hyped about
Because well
It's not like Bethesda is doing fucking shit
How are we feeling about the fo series
Next seasons set in nv
Guys
I've just been promoted to inquisitor
Oh nice.
You gonna execute anybody?
I've been deployed to the calixis sector!!!
Idk I kinda trust em they did good w season 1
the better question is who am I going to spare
Roll dice and decide
it's good
I need to watch the show and make my own conclusions.
I am one of those fallout fans that think that Fallout NV is the best so far
Although tbf I don't glaze the classic games much
Since well, let's be fair here, the gameplay at times is ass for FO1 and FO2.
That goes for most of starfield design imo
Seriously how the fuck did people in the 90's know what to do.
I knew it would happen but I'm sad that Starfield is just mid as fuck
It did actually look cool
Nv was the best game of the series I agree 
Even then NV has a lot of problems.
Partially because it's held together with duct tape and hopes and dreams.
6/10 level
Guilty pleasure type of like?
yeah
It's fine to like mid bro. I have plenty.
Star feild was the most boring rpg
something id play but not admit to
Everything felt streamlined
I think the most disappointing part of Bethesda's design is this
They been doing this since skyrim
Like Fallout 4, the fact that they simplified the perk system sucks
And also the dialogue
I finished fallout 4 in 3 days after getting so hyped for the "next goty"
Tbf they did at least improve the shooting aspect which was
Needed.
I pre ordered it smh
Same
I was so disappointed honestly
I just think that the gutting of mechanics and choices sucks
Some of it was cool ngl
Exactly
Beyond the main story
Also I think the most annoying part of Fallout 4 is that at some point the enemies become bullet sponges
"I PUMPED YOU WITH MORE PLASMA THAN THE FUCKING SUN HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?"
The Legendary Mama Deathclaw:
He reminded me of a privateer , do you know the guy I mean?
Which game?
Fallout 4
I remember pirate robots in Fallout 4. I crashed a ship for them!
Unsure about pirate ghouls though
At least most of the redesigns in Fallout 4 were eh to good.
I like the Gauss Rifle and Gatling laser
The only fucking mistake was the Assault Rifle
John hancock
Which is a sin against man
Yeah he's dressed as a revolutionary
I do agree that FO4 had a fantastic companion system
I always got privateer vibes
And is one of the few things that I might say are better than NV.
Emphasis on might
Also the fact that you can lose companions and make them unhappy also helps
WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE I HAVE AN IMPACT DEPENDING ON MY ACTIONS
Danse is unironically one of my favorites. Idk why
I feel like they put more effort into certain companions like danse for example
Strong moment
Didn't even get a quest

But I do generally think most companions actually got their time to shine.
Only two that are kinda bad are Preston (although tbf he is just a brick in personality) and Strong.
The rest are actually interesting
I spent the whole game w dogmeat lmao
Everyone else just annoyed me with the constant talking
Dog meat best boy
I'll be like sneaking around enemies and piper will just start talking to me like now is not the time lady
Also Danse had cut content that was disappointing to me. Because although it's technically yet another way to lead a faction. It is possibly the coolest way to do that.
Essentially in the quest where Danse finds out he's a synth
The cut part is that you were able to decide
Lmao that would break his mind
"Fuck it. I challenge the leader of the Brotherhood for his position."
I loved the synth quest in fallout 3
Nah that quest is in the game
It's genuinely one of the best ones
But the cut part was that you were supposed to be able to challenge the position of leader for the brotherhood
And fight Maxson in a match for leadership
If you won, you become leader of the Brotherhood
My problem w the factions in fallout 4 is that there all really boring
None of them actually appealed to me
The railroad is boring
Boomers are idiots
The Minutemen are basically the "did you soft lock yourself from the other positions? Don't worry."
And finally the brotherhood are bootleg space marines
They were interesting ideas
Except the brotherhood
Nv actually had like the best factions because everyone had a story why they were there doing what there doing and the politics behind it , fallout 4 was kinda like so these guys are here and those guys are there go talk to em see who u like
Honestly, I think it's somehow even farther from their "original iteration" than 3
Go from trying to help people to the bootleg Imperium
But hey WE HAVE A BLIMP
I feel like
NV had the factions feel alive enough that even if you weren't there, they would've still done their thing without you.
4 feels like it's... not that.
EXACTLY
YOU GET IT
The courier could have died at the start and it would still have been a good story!
F 4 faction were meh
I still need to play f4 dlc
I heard good things about the dlc compared the base game
Far harbour was fun
I liked how in 76 you can become a raider that was cool
Far Harbor is genuinely more interesting in writing than the base game
So similar to the borderlands 3 dlc
It's not as good in writing as the first two or NV but it's a definite improvement from 3 and 4 (base)
Nuka World is fun. Kinda eh story wise though
Cool new weapons
And the rest can honestly kinda be ignored
All the workshop dlcs are slop
Especially if you don't care about town owning
Yeah also I didn't like how Bethesda did the console modding
Although you can force cage matches against enemies which is
Probably the only cool part
They turned something great into something frustrating
The creation club, ignoring how bad of an idea it is, has some cool content but it's not worth the money
Like some of it clearly had passion put into it.
Like the Tunnel Snakes one
It was supposed to be free
We have free modding on skyrim
If they made like more extensive changes
Like idk a new area for example
Then it would've been worth cash
But it definitely couldn't be the case because
A) Console modding is kinda limited
B) The time and effort would be too much
Like I'll pay if it's good content but I'm not paying for something that's meh you know
Only fun part was making an arena and forcing people fight each other
I think that
Paid community content should be a thing. But definitely not how Bethesda tried to do it
But that gets boring quickly
True but it was entertaining putting a deathclaw against a mirelurk queen
Ye
In general Far Harbor is probably the only DLC that is good
It's just genuinely neat
Nuka World is fun
They replaced the original Todd Howard w a reptile after morrowind so they could make more money
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Also you get an assault rifle that doesn't look like a WW1 weapons designer went on cocaine.
So that alone makes it worth

I think the things that Fallout 4 did that I found to either be an improvement or an interesting new addition
Are
The base building had so much more potential
Settlement building (It was just too underdeveloped ironically)
Gunplay
Companions
Power Armor
And finally
Sprinting. Good lord finally
We got sprinting
Apparently after the bombs dropped, everybody forgot how to run.
They could only jog
Fallout 4's power armor is genuinely cool. But the worst part is that they introduced it way too early
And also apparently every wastelander just happens to have one
Honestly I wish the raider power armor was actually relevant. It's genuinely a cool idea.
Yeah, i accidentally cloned myself which was very funny the first time (pic rel)
its a fun game to fuck around in while doing something else, but doesnt have enough character or passion put in to make it worthwhile
Like the raider power armor should've been the introduction to the power armor system.
It's a bunch of scrap metal welded onto a power armor frame. And the raiders that do wear it are genuinely tough.
So imagine your first introduction being against raiders wearing power armor
You see this makeshift power armor wearing mf kicking your ass
And you just wonder
"If that's how powerful somebody with scrap metal welded onto a power armor frame is. Imagine getting a proper suit."
Instead you have a suit of T-45 to match his
Which just makes it kinda lame tbh
But besides that.
I do actually think using power armor is fun
And definitely makes you feel why it was such a turning point in the war against China in-lore.
but it irreparably fucks the progression
It should have stayed that way.
As part of a demo
Rather than being kept
during development concord was essentially a test area
so they ported the whole area
Also if there is a controversial opinion I have.
T-60 is cool as fuck to me
T-45 but upgraded?
Fuck it give me
I super heavily agree
very much agree
I do wish that it was an in-between T-51 though. I know that sounds weird but T-51 is probably the most iconic armor
imagine being sent after a notorious raider and after fighting through his base for ~15 minutes, he rocks up in a rusted, ragged power suit w/ skulls and spikes
Old Enclave X-01 pretty iconic too
and learning that thing is basically dogshit compared to even T-45
Tbf there is one encounter similar to that.
It's near a factory and he has a fucking Fat Man.
Kino idea
Fighting him without power armor was
A challenge

The only reason how I noticed him is because he launched a mini nuke at me from a bridge
Yeah but give it the narrative weight concord had
To me challenge was to take all loot after finishing Anchorage dlc
^^^
Oh yeah.
Real ones know that the T-51 winter is glitched to have infinite durability
CP2077 guns are so much cooler than Starfield and Fallout (though Fallout aesthetic is different).
And finished of those who survived
Starfield definitely.
Fallout, kinda like comparing apples and oranges.
I think the Plasma gun is probably my favorite gun design ever
Hence my ()
Especially Bethesda's ironically enough
The winterized weapons could be glitched out of the sim iirc
It looks straight out of pulp scifi and I love it
Legit
Omfg
Don't you pick it up from a fking UFO?
Nah I mean the regular ass plasma rifle
I carried a plasma gun as my main weapon in 3 and FNV and every single dlc
I like alien guns from Mothership Zeta dlc
it can gooify literally anything
Basically the energy weapons are the coolest parts of fallout.
Oh, that one.
power armored enclave troopers melt
literally
Tbf they were actually cool
I love the retro futuristic vibe.
Although if there is one (out of like five) things that I wish they would take from the classic games.
It's the overly brutal deaths.
Basically I wish for the gore system to be even more detailed
Let's be honest in ur first playthrough did ya blow up Megatron?
Imagine bisecting somebody in half
Which remind me of the good old CoD zombie games, with the Ray Gun and Wunderwaffe DG-2.
I'm a lame good boy so I defused it.
...I did blow it up on the second playthrough
New CoD Zombie only weapons are shit in design.
half of the art in 4 is vastly different from 3 and NV, because Adamowicz passed away mid-development
Also laughed extremely hard when Moira somehow fucking survived
Ngl that is legitimately the funniest way to prevent failing a quest
Kid me wanted to see explosion too much
Nah, I played my first blind playthrough as neutral/evil mix and even i liked moira
tesla punk at its finest.
everyone in the capital wasteland is an asshole, but she's just nice
I like Bethesda's Laser Guns.
But I do wish this design returned. Maybe as a Laser Sniper equivalent
Oh I liked Megaton, but i love explosions so...
I don't hate Moira either.
She even gives you free armor.
Neither did i
How could I hate somebody giving me free shit?
Reminds me of the sniper rifle
Looks like a Long Las
Well, it basically is.
Wasteland games pretty good too
Oh yeah also found fanart of somebody basically making the modern Bethesda designs in the FO1/FO2 style
Ngl
I fw it
Also the classic designs are canonically just designs from different companies.
The fallout show also has the classic 10 mm so they still exist in-lore
While I like some designs, Fallout aesthetic is not for me. Things look too heavy and bulky.
Saying this while being a 40k fan is literally comedic
This one was by Red888guns
Along with this pic with Fallout 4 designs by the same artist.
They somehow made the "assault rifle" look
Not bad?
That takes skill
Probably helps that it's a machine gun now
Even this thing... https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/c/c6/KasrkinSharpshooter.jpg
A Hot shot las marksman...
++HERETIC DETECTED++
So hot shot is about as strong as long las... but then this one is marksman... so is it even a sniper rifle? Or whatever..
Nvm, it is said to be a type of sniper rifle.
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Regardless, completely different vibe.
How many of them were me complaining about the fluff?
Lasgun has fucking suppressor that hides the beam some how... like what?
Bruh
Jokes aside. If there is one popular weapon design I think looks eugh it's probably the Guardian Spear that the Custodes use
It just looks dumb to me
Even for 40k
The idea is awesome but idk
Yes, my fab SM legion is the RG, which is full of dilemma...
Also why the fuck is there a blade on top the bolter
Spike to pierce armour... historically in real world.
If you somehow managed to not pierce armor with a powered spear or the bolter
You're probably cooked on the armor department
Oh, another utility for it historically is to destroy debris after a fire.
You know, they don't have many fire code back then, nor firefighter, nor police. Soldiers and guards did everything.
so its not just me lmao
It just combines the worst aesthetic detailing from both a bolter and a halberd
I guess it looks less like a halberd hybrid and more like a long bolter with a bayonet
Idk if anything, my complaint would be how they'd reload those things
They don’t, they usually throw it to an armory thrall who reloads it
They use their secondary weapon which is just a fancy power sword while it’s being reloaded
im glad we're all dexterposting now
Also just combi-weapons in general
I just don't like em
Design wise
Flamers are my favorite
I'm a simple man
Flamethrowers are cool
Too bad in most video games they suck ass for some reason
Hell, Fallout has flamethrowers
I almost never use them!
Especially in 4
Somehow more depressing than the Minigun
They fucked up the Minigun and the flamer
Why
Also the plasma gun gets a flamer attachment which is literally better than the flamethrower
Miniguns fucking suck in games
flamers fucking suck in games
I legitimately hate it
Despite both miniguns and flamethrowers fucking ultra killing any organic creature it hits without exception
And flamethrowers in games having the range of a fucking squirtgun
I think miniguns are kinda mixed.
They're usually limited tbh
Like a kill streak bonus or a weapon in the climax
Now then, as for games that actually have them as a permanent weapon
Fo3 and FNV's Miniguns were actually pretty good
FO4's suck
Flamethrowers just kinda always suck tho
The tf2 minigun was fun
The reality of flame throwers is people wouldn't want to bring them or be around them
They literally couldn't get people to volunteer in ww2 to equip them
it's because of the risk of using the stock mini gun and the flamethrower air blast
True. Hot, any error doesn't just kill you, it'll make you suffer
Etc.
Also the fact that you're a target because you're killing people in one of the most painful ways possible
And it's the mind thing to your literally burning your enemies alive, im glad it was outlawed
Still though this is video games, and digital war crimes are completely fine
Agreed
And it doesn't make sense that the war crime weapon sucks

Let me watch my enemies burn.

At least the flamer in Darktide is actually fun to use
Its not outlawed, just ineffective.
It's only effective against forest environments.
For obvious reasons.
And close quarters. Although that can also backfire.
It's unhumane
China literally uses them as of literally today.
Besides, now it's replaced with funny white phosphorus!

We don't use flamethrowers because there are better ways of burning people alive.
ah yes the warcrime bot
Not because its inhumane.
Trust me bro it's used the napalm helps light up the area to help us see
It’s not a warcrime if there’s no one left to tell
Sorry not Geneva but there's a thing most country's follow
(Actual excuse the US army used for using white phosphorus btw)
^
Why the fuck did they even bother with an excuse tbh
That's the thing I'm wondering
Plausible deniability
Like they first refused it's existence
Then images and video evidence were shown.
And then they were like "But it's totally for light!"
Like at that point just say that you're fucking melting people. Who the fuck is gonna buy that??
Genghis is designed for soft targets, exo skeletons and light mechs trees, grasslands and swamps
what you're telling me it is the pro deforestation weapon
I mean it was designed for that
Ah yes
Foliage elimination. My favorite hobby.
I remeber as a kid i got shown videos in school of what Fire does to people it's 100% inhumane
Gotta get rid of annoying foliage
Deniability.
Including the native populace
In real life, to be a flamer, you need a section to support you because of the lack of range. Which is not really a thing in some of the videogames.
when you use white phosphorus, it has to be justified in the usage scenario
Like not an excuse at all, but it’s widespread as hell
Iirc they only get about 30 feet in good weather conditions
so no Vietnam shenanigans
war is war is war
Oh fantastic. Can't wait for drones containing white phosphorus to "light up" coincidentally "crowded" areas.
In fact that probably exists.
They try to say they mainly use it for making smoke 
Tbh flamethrowers are a case of the modern tech could in theory be way better
When you're getting to such large conflicts, WP will be slung around with no pretenses
I really don't get people who are like
"YEAH LET'S GO TO WAR!"
If it wasn’t a bad idea conceptually
trust me on that
Smoke bombs are white phos.
Prolly
Like seriously, why?
They’re dumb
They’re egotistical
I know that but I mean it's probably used in other weapons too
See literally any smoke bomb mounted on vehicle.
Its cathartic to some who fight in it
They don’t understand what war truly means lol
War is bad
They feel purposeful, vital, part of a larger unit. And combat is a sensation you can only attempt to replicate in feeling.
After seeing actual fucking gore pics of innocent civilians I think I'm good bruh

No war for me
That's just military brain Washing in effect
However, to protect peace... well, you still need soldiers.
Parts of a well oiled machine bs
I mean, I serve alongside several combat vets and that is how they feel.
Idk of the 3 modern combat vets I knew 2 of them ate their own gun

I look at how vets are treated after the war and see it all as bullshit
Half of the people I work with say "I deployed, but too bad I didn't see combat. I wish I did."... Very military mindset...
I mean, its less brainwashing an more the truth.
I feel the same tbh
Idk dude it's kinda like you done what we asked now please go away so we don't have to deal w your problems or see you.
I don't know, sometimes it feels like a toxic behaviour.
Yeah fighting a pointless war 7000 miles away for no reason will do that.
Y'know the worst part about Starship Troopers?
They actually treat their soldiers well. Their VA is probably better than ours.
Tbf that's partially because it's the only way to become a citizen. Cause militaristic fascist empire.
But it's fucking sad that the fictional fascist empire has better Veteran Assistance and Benefits than us.
The US army is making boys fight wars for the elite
Its making boys fuck around in the motor pool for 4 years for the elite
85% of servicemembers are noncombat
maybe a Lil higher
Fun fact, I love how when Biden forgave a lot of student debt.
One politician stated that he's removing one of the reasons to enlist.
I don't know, how about giving better benefits?

Impossible
And now ICE is trying to increase employment by also forgiving student debt
What... I mean... it is the US, what do I expect...
Now with that being said the engineers and what not that actually help people in country's build water supply ect there good people
Devious strategy
Unfortunately
Its probably gonna be less effective
I believe it’s 90%
ICE also has better funding than a lot of government departments now.
The military has a bunch of dogshit jobs where you do pointless bullshit and hurt nobody
The Military runs on logistics.
Ice is more involved
90% of the trades, not 90% of the members.
There aren't 30,000 admin positions for high-school dropouts to fill
Youre gonna be rounding up your buddies in your own city
Much less palatable for most
Because turn out, without frontline, not enough people use the support for it to be meaningful.
Yeah forgiving student debt is questionable at this point
Like
Jesus
Like most Americans on the street are ambivalent at worst about the army
ICE is very polarizing
I think it's reported that a lot of ICE members are grumpy RN because they expected to apprehend criminals. But most of their work is on
Random fucking workers and people who are literally just trying to live.
Yeah that is most of them lmfao
And now I'm fucking paranoid because they have a very high "error" rate.
When I lived in Texas, the whole thing seemed cartoonishly evil
I live next to a ton of people like that
Why do you guys make it sound like, I don't know, ICE likes SS and Army likes Wehrmacht...
Because it is.
ICEs sole role is rounding people up
It's not that far off from the early day of that
The Army is a bit different than that
Apparently only just now they're stopping the quota of 3000 immigrants per day
Because apparently there isn't that much
Who would've fucking guessed
Also the Marines that were deployed to Los Angeles got jackshit.
The ICE mfs got hotels while they had to sleep on the floor. And the Marines mostly just
Stood around and made one single arrest
Well, SS is not really a military force until later stage of the 2nd WW.
Gestapo is more accurate
They were like federal police...
Costed millions of dollars to have them around btw
It is a silver lining and also most of the problem that our administration are bumbling idiots.
I pray that we don't get somebody competently evil
Regardless of current politics
And war
And all of that
Let's talk about fictional politics, wars, and suffering.
Play Metal Gear again
Metal gear 3 is the best
They told me the Arbites were like the FBI, when they were actually more like the IRS
At least from whispers
I also want to try out the original Metal Gear Solid and MGS2
I assume the remake is also good but I have no idea
Assuming they don't completely change shit it should be fine
Don't worry!
They're both

Here's hoping
The FBI also investigated tax evasion a lot
So
Yeah the Arbites are basically a mix of the FBI and IRS
^
Although they also act as first responders to any serious like
Rebellion
So they're technically also SWAT??
Kinda???
Not really
Idk there's not a good analogue for this
The PDF are the equivalent of the National Guard basically
simmer down
Security forces would go
Enforcers - Police
PDF - Local military
Arbites - Federal police
Yeah that works
At least as I understand
To be just a bit more precise…
Enforcers - State police/Sheriffs etc.
PDF - National Guard
Imperial Guard/Astra Militarum - US Army
Arbites - FBI/IRS hybrid
Inquisition - NSA/CIA/Spanish empire Inquisition hybrid
Spanish empire hybrid 
Ecclesiarchy = Department of Education
(+ Catholic Church)
Oh no, that's why.
I think in the Cain books
Amberley basically says that one of her old childhood songs was basically wheels on the bus
But it's a leman Russ crushing Xenos and heretic skulls
In conclusion, I want more media that are explicitly "in universe"
Like the Guardsman primer as an existing example
Imagine a "Nursery Rhyme" children book, but it's the Imperium so it's overly violent and about killing heretics, Xenos, and also very unsubtle and subtle brainwashing
"A is for Angel! They will protect you no matter what!"
Shows a Marines Malevolent Space Marine
"H is for Heretic! These people will not be kind to you. And you will you be kind to them! Otherwise, bad things will happen."
I thought it was “The tracks of a Land Riader crush the heretics”
And also she enjoyed kiddy picture books of Xenos being burned to death 🤣
It was definitely some type of heavy vehicle
Honestly I wonder what would be fairytales for the Imperium
I can easily imagine parodies of famous ones like
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Blood Martyr Sister
The Wolf is replaced with a Beastman (because wulven are only native to one planet)
The fairy tales in the imperium would be so bleak holy shit
Either bleak or really fucking funny with no in-between
AND THAT CHILDREN IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO PLAY W XENO
Honestly I think the only one that I think would be untouched would be the Little Matchgirl
Purely because that Fairytale is literally just
Depressing
It isn't even a fairytale tbh
You're basically reading about a girl dying of hypothermia
I don't even know what's the moral of that story
It's just fucking depressing
Honestly a version of that story wouldn't even be a fairytale
Just told straight but in a Hive City instead
Ring around the posy was about the plague
Heaps of them actually have really dark origins haha
It's usually to warn kids
Yeah but usually there's either a fantastical element or a warning
Idk what the Little Matchgirl warns about
Besides being depressing
You should see how Germans handle this stuff 
They show kids in school a movie about a 11 year old who ends up on heroin and starts prostituting herself to get her fix and something really bad happens and she looses a limb or her bf at the time dies 💀
Odd question, but has a machine spirit ever gone renegade in a non-harmful way. Like picture a tank such as the land raider or a leman russ deciding not let it's crew out and go wherever it wants.
There's a landraider from the heresy that did thus
A naval ship too iirc
It's anger was so bad for the traitors that it kept going un manned
Honestly have two ideas for how the Little Matchgirl would be Imperiumized.
A) Told completely straight. But replace it with a hive. The heaven scene is unknown whether it's a dying hallucination or actually the afterlife.
It ends with a worker seeing the girl's dead body and dragging it away.
B) The same up until her death, it ends with the girl being tortured in the warp. For she did not die in the line of duty. Martyrdom is the only proper end.
If you die without doing your duty. You will go to the warp and burn.
You should start writing 40k fan literature like in the form of kids stories
Actually that would be a fun idea.
That would actually be pretty cool
...also if I ever do a parody of Little Red Riding Hood.
The Beastman won't do an illusion or whatever. He'll just outright dress up as the grandma still.
Isn't there something like Petey the protheium in 40k?
I always found that detail to be fucking funny
Yeah and it's the only way they know how to make promethium
I wonder if the imperium would have something like Thomas the tank engine, but it's machine spirits instead of trains.
Some version of Red Riding Hood end with the wolf just
Eating her.
But others end with a hunter basically cutting open the wolf stomach, saving the girl and grandma, and then filling it up with stones.
Where he drowns because he either tries to chase them and gets weighed down by the stones.
Or he goes for a sip of water and drowns because of the stones.
I can imagine something similar but the Hunter is replaced with Celestine
Or some other Saint
I remeber Hansel and gretel but my grandmother told me the old one 
The one where the children get cooked in a oven
The Witch literally has a house made of candy and yet she chooses to eat children.
Gotta bulk up with protein somehow?

Imagine Gulliman reacting to finding such a book.
When's someone gonna pull guillaman up about his Eldar love
Or maybe his return makes him the new childhood book hero.
One of his librarians is literally part Eldar iirc
Live Guilliman reaction:
Old lore
One of the few things that's decanonized
Yeah basically the entire First Edition was retconned
Wait, can Gulliman be written as the 40k version of sleeping beauty?
Yeah
Yes
He woke up cause cawl gave him his true loves kiss 💋
Does that make Yvraine or Cawl the Prince?
Cawl is the prince they have a boy love thing going on
Reserve sleeping beauty

To detail further
Basically, there's a lot of details that aren't canon anymore.
Like for example, Space Marines were originally all criminals given power armor. Instead of the whole Geneseed thing we have now.
Tbf the Night Lords are kind of a spiritual successor to that concept.
You know what, the inquisition would probably change it, so it seems like a guardsmen or a space marine brought Gulliman back.
Like that thing in Infinite and the divine with the necrons being portrayed as Silver SKULLS.
The lmperium doesnt even need to know how Guilly got back.
It'll either be
A) A woman that looks a lot like Yvarine but has human ears so clearly it can't be her totally.
(Either that or have gigantic black boxes "censoring" her ears)
B) Cawl in all of his glory.
C) Both. Instead of Guilliman happy in his castle. It ends with both Cawl and Yvarine arguing while he sits down with his head in his hands.
Cawl and yvarine would have had to have had a funny relationship going around trying to get guillaman back lmao and yes I bet there were tons of arguments 
I dont know much about him waking up sadly
Cawl The wingman of the Imperium.
Tbf Yvarine did it by magic.
Basically firstly she just fucking killed him
And then revived him

Apparently killing him first was important
Ig it's the same logic as like
A broken bone growing back wrong.
And because of that, you have to rebreak it to set it right.
One day he just swaps sides
It is just an AED method.
Tbf, that's is one of the ways to survive in final destination.
Reset the heart
You either kill yourself and get revived or kill other people instead.
Oh to correct the rhythm
Tbf canonically (ignoring the fanfics). They're more like "I'm gonna kill you as soon as possible. I fucking hate you."
...
So in 40k terms they might as well be fucking.
Just look at Ghazkgull and Yarrick


Yep.
That's great lmao
Can't wait for next new Ork character, Keer Harm'aha
"Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka"
Mag Uruk Thraka = Margaret Thatcher
Gw puts so much love into their ork charecters
No idea what the analogue for Ghazghkull is though
The orks will get a really awesome re codexing I'm telling ya rn
Probably a while away tho they still havnt touched gk aparantly lol
Oh
Ghazghkull apparently means Metal Skull
And Margaret Thatcher's nickname was "Iron Lady"
Goated
Does that mean he wants to steal the milk of the imperium children?
I suppose that would be Armageddon
That's them taking the mickey out of the uk government 
U do that now and they might put you in prison for a few months 
Crazy how you can go to jail for a fb post In the uk 
Yep and if you are against censorship, you are Jimmy Saville's friend.
I really hope Darktide doesn't force me to show I.D when I want to play in the future.
What happens when you start censoring what people wear say and do? Well seeing as 2 generations fought for our freedoms and died it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me
Rockstar announced they're adding I.d checks for GTA 6.
There not like the old ID checks either for fb you actually have to provide id
Yep.
Everyone used to just say oh I'm actually 37
Tbf, maybe I could see if Darktide character creation would work to get around it. Just need them to add an open mouth button.
I just had a thought. If Corax can turn into birds, could that mean other primarchs could turn into animals in the warp?
For example, can the Khan turn into a horse?
I know big e was able to shapeshift
It's likely atleast a couple of them has that ability
Corax became the new 40k Batman after Curze bit the dust lol
Corax is awesome
Just constantly turning into a swarm of ravens to harass traitors in the Warp
That's pretty damn peak if you ask me
(Mostly Word Bearers IIRC due to him kind of half regretting not offing Lorgar when he had the chance)
Oh I never said it was cringe 🤣
...becomes even more weirdly appropriate when you consider Lorgar to be a Joker analogue if Corax is Batman
"How many people have I allowed you to turn to Chaos by letting you live!?"
I like when kharn absolutely beat the snot out of erebus
For killing argel
I saw a meme somewhere about that so good
Corax is the illusion master. Also one of the reasons that he can see through illusions.
The raven form might just be an illusion.
Also also all Primarchs are implied to be partly warp or demonic by HH novels
Yus that's why the gods scattered them
Or it's heavily hinted
Some deal big e made w the gods
It's kind of left in the open how true or false this is - but one thing for sure.
No blank or pariah has ever became a Marine.
This is actually Corax's true form:
Lmao 💀
I think the gods promised big e power in return for alot of souls and he went back on his end of the agreement
I know it sounds heretical
The whole secrecy thing to stop them from getting stronger is just kind of weird
If he told his sons about this they may have stood a better chance
Chaos gods are the strongest ones in the warp, but there are other gods there, too.
Like how real space has a number of powerful gods. Even hyper space/webway might have some.
True that I forgot about that
That does sound more likely , the gods found out about his deal and got mad
in some book while stuck in it some necrons are perma killed by said deities i think also flayed ones also reside in said realm
When the ctan where actually whole would they have been about the same as the chaos gods power wise
sort of kind of

their were a good bit of lesser ctan just as much as their are lesser chaos gods
If I was in the tertium ship I would’ve just asked for an office job
😆
I swear to fuck I might legit pirate it out of sheer spite

Honestly, I might skip it.
Can genestealers affect horses?
they can infect orks so i dont see why they couldnt
Genestealers can literally infect anything with biological components/DNA
humans just make better thralls for cults compared to uhh idk legions of hamsters
Tau looking at genestealer tau and wondering why the mind control ain’t working
That's how we'll get Skaven in 40k. Genestealer rats.
Not their fault to be fair, this is a government issue
Yep. The UK government are keen on getting kicked out.
They're doing everything they can atm it seems 
But the EU and some US states will follow shortly
Thankfully the software is such abysmal dogshit you can beat it with a face from roblox 
groxstealers
This implies they just steal grox, not their genes
Saying that when Hamster Skaven would be even worse than Skaven
Doesn’t ethereal control over regular tau not work on the gene stealer version?
They dont mind control the entire populace lol
There is genestealer tau in the lore?
Yeah but they arent as abundant due to tau cities/settlements being less nightmarish.
genestealers can infect anyone so
Even ork?
Yes
Goddamn
A Genestealer is a species of Tyranid used as the ultimate shock trooper. Their purpose is to advance ahead of a Hive Fleet and pinpoint potential planets for the Tyranids to devour. They are amongst the deadliest creatures in the Galaxy, combining high cunning and lightning-fast reactions and movement, with large, extremely sharp claws that can...
Doesn't work so well though
Orks just tend to notice that they're weird
Due to Waagh
Orks are just better racists

they jus tnotice lol
Humanity needs to step up their game
That's why they superior race
They need to bring back those skull measuring things?
Given that genestealer have elongated ones?
That wouldnt find anything though
the further a GSC generation is the more human they look
Ye 4 one almost human right?
Cept some ridges on skull?
Fair
People don't notice the extra arms, you think they'll notice a slightly odd skull? 
gsc grots
Pretty much

New Grotsnik book
Its a book. Theres quite a lot of words.
"New Grotsnik" as a name
could just tell it yourself
literally just google it lol
Its called grotsnik and its just the one
Pretty good book
Yeah its fun
theres no joke
you are complaining about "how can I find the book" when you can just write what I said and instantly get a result

these people man, despicable
but its called "grotsnik da mad dok", not "New Grotsnik"
what are you talking about
Orkz medicine tends to be "special"
and i already tried to find this book in the blu-ray disk store
(In)Famous scene from Metro: Last Light
True, a good take on one of the factions actually
As that segment of the game in general
Still its absurd to think about
They are nazi russians on russia
And have a führer
Well, it's kinda the point with all those factions, to make them absurd. Although all of them have a ceratin real grounds
Finding wh books always hard
Yes, you don't really need to dig into any Eastern European society to find that kind of people
(Really anyone of any colour cab subscribe or adapt an ideology in their heads)
(Even when it is paradoxical to do so)
I was just gonna say that
I mean
its not even europe, its people in general
Its kinda sad
Ah, that, yeah
I cant take neo nazis seriously after I saw the news that estonia neo nazi party head was a 13 year old kid
And yeah those kind of extremists are evrrywhere unfortunately
Still it doesnt make sense for russians to have a führer lol
Yeah theres literally people who advocate for regimes that would actually see them dead lol
Yep, there's a surprisingly worrying nazi issue in both the trans and furry communities.
Two groups who are regularly used as scapegoats by the people they support
ahem you mean unhinged Imperium stans…
Some leftist are worse than them
Same with the Gay/Lesbians (Looking at American Republican and at the Adf in Germany
I just got utterly curious and darktide isnt installed so I cant look, whats your name? @raven stone
The weird thing is, an ideology is also ultimately controlled by who exercises actual physical power.
In other words…
….there are a LOT of humans who don’t deserve to wield power if they think Nazism is a good idea.
IGN on Darktide is Ravion (Vet) or Chevreuse (Arbites)
Have other classes but barely play them beyond Penance farming lol
i always wondered
why the hell some arts depict E on the throne with the fucking red tech eye
why the hell does he need it
beacuse it looks cool
but it doesnt make sense
Is there one?
What was it again?
I want to see it now
||in the death cult dlc||
i know
still looks awesome
Did they widen his pauldrons? Lol
i swear to god
Kek
also like
imagine asking for logic in a picture like this
i fucking hate this picture
its like looking at the mona lisa and going "why is hse wearing a black dress"
Yeah
No taste.
But lives up to corpse emperor name too
Actually.
The bionic eye might have been symbolically installed to represent Omnissiah for Ad Mech…
Pants?
I don't think those are pants, but rather like a mortuary blanket
Can ad mech make modifications to his body?
Nah. Emperor had Mc hammer pants
actually the scece in the game where ||we fight the E, even tho its just not the E and just some projection or us just tripping on stimms or crack idk, but it was cool||
||would be cooler if i wouldnt kill him in 1 turn||
||fucking abelard||
I want the imperium in real life said someone not realizing that they would be rewarded with a 24/7 shift in the labor camps
Every 40k fan knows when you see even a hint shows that you are in the imperium you should suicide
It's ok. He won't feel it once he's lobotomized into a servitor

