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opaque coyote
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The wacky ass future shit??

dire loom
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Enclave from Fallout @opaque coyote

languid meadow
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The OG plasma gun turned plasma cannon

opaque coyote
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Starfield guns on a purely aesthetic level are a mixed bag.

I actually think some look cool if you really don't think about how it works

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And some are just fucking...

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Why?

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Double barreled shotgun with square holes

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Bethesda

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Circle goes in the circle hole

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Square goes in the square hole

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Did the designer not get that when they were a baby?

opaque coyote
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Even Bethesda's XM2 and Hellfire look great.

dire loom
opaque coyote
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They truly cooked with jt

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But also I swear to God if they bring them back in Fallout 5 I am gonna scream

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In pain

dire loom
languid meadow
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I mean it's said time and time again they weren't fully defeated

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on both coasts? yeah

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but there's still the cut ones in the south

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the ones in the Rockies

opaque coyote
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The bulging ass eyes

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It's genuinely intimidating

languid meadow
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and Chicago which is mentioned in FNV and other media

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Im pulling a blank im so far into this drink

opaque coyote
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Like similar to the Vegas Brotherhood in the West Coast

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Basically just remnant bases

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Far past their glory and also kinda delusional

languid meadow
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I mean they're the remnants of the US gov and military and had unlimited resources

opaque coyote
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And I doubt anybody in the wasteland is gonna be friendly to them

dire loom
languid meadow
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They still have Chicago and the big ass bases in the mountains

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which are pretty important

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the research base we see in the show is bigger than Raven Rock

opaque coyote
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Please at least have them in a side role

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Instead of a main one

languid meadow
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yeah 100% the lose of the rig and then EDEN + the AFBMP

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on the coasts besides the south they've been kicked out

opaque coyote
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In general, I think my favorite evil faction is actually Caesar's Legion.

They are 100% delusional, probably are not cohesive anymore no matter what happened to Caesar, etc.

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I genuinely wish they got more content

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Like they get most of their dogs from Denver apparently which is a dog filled hellscape

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Honestly, I would beg for them to make another appearance at least.

languid meadow
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Technically all of their dogs in game are from Denver since you can talk to characters from there who train them. I would've loved if they had cyber-dogs however.

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But we'll 100% see CL and what happened to them after New Vegas

opaque coyote
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Like I fucking love the fact that they're a mixture of mad Max raiders and Romans

languid meadow
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I reallly feel like they should've had cooler amour lmao

opaque coyote
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All their gear is clearly cobbled together. It is such a cool aesthetic ngl.

languid meadow
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the cents and frumentarii look badass

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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they FUMBLED the praetorians

opaque coyote
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I do like the regular legion soldier design though.

languid meadow
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holy shit they look so bad

opaque coyote
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The football outfit repurposed as armor

languid meadow
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Yeah the standard Legionary looks cool

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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just wish the vets had actual metal armour

opaque coyote
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There's also a t-45 helmet in Caesar's tent

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Which makes me think that they tear apart power armor and add them to centurion armor

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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This is the Prime Legionary the veterans and they looked so bad

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they barely look diff from normal ones

opaque coyote
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I also like Legate Lanius armor

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It does look cool

languid meadow
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yeah

opaque coyote
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And also the 86th tribe armor

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Which doesn't have its own helmet for some reason

languid meadow
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87th but yeah

opaque coyote
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Why did they cut both of the helmets for the lonesome road faction armor

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I just

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It bothers me so much

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Mods fix it but still

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Although tbf at least the 87th tribe one looks fine with a generic Centurion helmet

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The NCR blackened power armor isn't so lucky

languid meadow
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I wish it was coloured to match the rest of it

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the normal steel look is meh

opaque coyote
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Honestly I hope the New Vegas in FO4 remake add some more details to the Legion

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They deserve it

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It's one of the mods that I'm actually hyped about

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Because well

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It's not like Bethesda is doing fucking shit

crisp heath
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How are we feeling about the fo series

opaque coyote
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Haven't watched it

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yet

crisp heath
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Next seasons set in nv

sour hornet
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Guys

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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I've just been promoted to inquisitor

opaque coyote
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You gonna execute anybody?

sour hornet
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I've been deployed to the calixis sector!!!

crisp heath
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Idk I kinda trust em they did good w season 1

sour hornet
frosty sorrel
languid meadow
opaque coyote
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Although tbf I don't glaze the classic games much

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Since well, let's be fair here, the gameplay at times is ass for FO1 and FO2.

sour hornet
opaque coyote
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Seriously how the fuck did people in the 90's know what to do.

opaque coyote
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It did actually look cool

crisp heath
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Nv was the best game of the series I agree chadgryn

sour hornet
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Real

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I actually like starfield

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but at like a

opaque coyote
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Even then NV has a lot of problems.

Partially because it's held together with duct tape and hopes and dreams.

sour hornet
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6/10 level

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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yeah

opaque coyote
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It's fine to like mid bro. I have plenty.

crisp heath
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Star feild was the most boring rpg

sour hornet
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something id play but not admit to

crisp heath
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Everything felt streamlined

opaque coyote
crisp heath
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I got like half way thru and couldn't keep playing

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I was so bored

opaque coyote
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Both in terms of like

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Actual choices

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And also in terms of mechanics

crisp heath
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They been doing this since skyrim

opaque coyote
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Like Fallout 4, the fact that they simplified the perk system sucks

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And also the dialogue

crisp heath
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I finished fallout 4 in 3 days after getting so hyped for the "next goty"

opaque coyote
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Tbf they did at least improve the shooting aspect which was

Needed.

crisp heath
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I pre ordered it smh

opaque coyote
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Same

crisp heath
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I was so disappointed honestly

opaque coyote
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I just think that the gutting of mechanics and choices sucks

crisp heath
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Some of it was cool ngl

opaque coyote
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Make me have a permanent impact on the world.

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Make me have definite enemies

crisp heath
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Exactly

opaque coyote
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Beyond the main story

crisp heath
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I liked the ghoul pirate charecter who's mayor of this town

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Those guys were cool

opaque coyote
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Also I think the most annoying part of Fallout 4 is that at some point the enemies become bullet sponges

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"I PUMPED YOU WITH MORE PLASMA THAN THE FUCKING SUN HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?"

The Legendary Mama Deathclaw:

crisp heath
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He reminded me of a privateer , do you know the guy I mean?

crisp heath
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Fallout 4

opaque coyote
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I remember pirate robots in Fallout 4. I crashed a ship for them!

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Unsure about pirate ghouls though

crisp heath
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I'll find him one sec

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He's not an actual pirate he's just dressed like one

opaque coyote
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At least most of the redesigns in Fallout 4 were eh to good.

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I like the Gauss Rifle and Gatling laser

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The only fucking mistake was the Assault Rifle

crisp heath
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John hancock

opaque coyote
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Which is a sin against man

opaque coyote
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I do agree that FO4 had a fantastic companion system

crisp heath
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I always got privateer vibes

opaque coyote
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And is one of the few things that I might say are better than NV.

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Emphasis on might

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Also the fact that you can lose companions and make them unhappy also helps

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WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE I HAVE AN IMPACT DEPENDING ON MY ACTIONS

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Danse is unironically one of my favorites. Idk why

crisp heath
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I feel like they put more effort into certain companions like danse for example

opaque coyote
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Strong moment

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Didn't even get a quest

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But I do generally think most companions actually got their time to shine.

Only two that are kinda bad are Preston (although tbf he is just a brick in personality) and Strong.

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The rest are actually interesting

crisp heath
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I spent the whole game w dogmeat lmao

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Everyone else just annoyed me with the constant talking

opaque coyote
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Dog meat best boy

crisp heath
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I'll be like sneaking around enemies and piper will just start talking to me like now is not the time lady

opaque coyote
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Essentially in the quest where Danse finds out he's a synth

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The cut part is that you were able to decide

crisp heath
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Lmao that would break his mind

opaque coyote
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"Fuck it. I challenge the leader of the Brotherhood for his position."

crisp heath
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I loved the synth quest in fallout 3

opaque coyote
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It's genuinely one of the best ones

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But the cut part was that you were supposed to be able to challenge the position of leader for the brotherhood

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And fight Maxson in a match for leadership

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If you won, you become leader of the Brotherhood

crisp heath
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My problem w the factions in fallout 4 is that there all really boring

opaque coyote
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True

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The Institute is the definition of wasted potential

crisp heath
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None of them actually appealed to me

opaque coyote
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The railroad is boring

crisp heath
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Boomers are idiots

opaque coyote
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The Minutemen are basically the "did you soft lock yourself from the other positions? Don't worry."

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And finally the brotherhood are bootleg space marines

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They were interesting ideas

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Except the brotherhood

crisp heath
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Nv actually had like the best factions because everyone had a story why they were there doing what there doing and the politics behind it , fallout 4 was kinda like so these guys are here and those guys are there go talk to em see who u like

opaque coyote
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Honestly, I think it's somehow even farther from their "original iteration" than 3

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Go from trying to help people to the bootleg Imperium

crisp heath
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But hey WE HAVE A BLIMP

opaque coyote
crisp heath
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EXACTLY

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YOU GET IT

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The courier could have died at the start and it would still have been a good story!

sturdy sedge
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F 4 faction were meh

crisp heath
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I still need to play f4 dlc

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I heard good things about the dlc compared the base game

sturdy sedge
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Far harbour was fun

crisp heath
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I liked how in 76 you can become a raider that was cool

sturdy sedge
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Nuca world Dlc then

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Makes minutemen ur enemies though

opaque coyote
crisp heath
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So similar to the borderlands 3 dlc

opaque coyote
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It's not as good in writing as the first two or NV but it's a definite improvement from 3 and 4 (base)

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Nuka World is fun. Kinda eh story wise though

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Cool new weapons

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And the rest can honestly kinda be ignored

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All the workshop dlcs are slop

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Especially if you don't care about town owning

crisp heath
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Yeah also I didn't like how Bethesda did the console modding

opaque coyote
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Although you can force cage matches against enemies which is

Probably the only cool part

crisp heath
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They turned something great into something frustrating

opaque coyote
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The creation club, ignoring how bad of an idea it is, has some cool content but it's not worth the money

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Like some of it clearly had passion put into it.

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Like the Tunnel Snakes one

crisp heath
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It was supposed to be free

opaque coyote
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Apparently they actually became popular

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But also, it's not worth money

crisp heath
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We have free modding on skyrim

opaque coyote
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If they made like more extensive changes

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Like idk a new area for example

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Then it would've been worth cash

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But it definitely couldn't be the case because

A) Console modding is kinda limited

B) The time and effort would be too much

crisp heath
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Like I'll pay if it's good content but I'm not paying for something that's meh you know

sturdy sedge
opaque coyote
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I think that

Paid community content should be a thing. But definitely not how Bethesda tried to do it

sturdy sedge
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But that gets boring quickly

opaque coyote
sturdy sedge
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Ye

opaque coyote
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In general Far Harbor is probably the only DLC that is good

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It's just genuinely neat

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Nuka World is fun

crisp heath
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They replaced the original Todd Howard w a reptile after morrowind so they could make more money

opaque coyote
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I wouldn't call it enriching or anything pretentious like that

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But is fun

crisp heath
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Welcome to the gamer conspiracys podcast

opaque coyote
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Also you get an assault rifle that doesn't look like a WW1 weapons designer went on cocaine.

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So that alone makes it worth

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I think the things that Fallout 4 did that I found to either be an improvement or an interesting new addition

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Are

crisp heath
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The base building had so much more potential

opaque coyote
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Settlement building (It was just too underdeveloped ironically)

Gunplay

Companions

Power Armor

And finally

Sprinting. Good lord finally

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We got sprinting

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Apparently after the bombs dropped, everybody forgot how to run.

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They could only jog

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Fallout 4's power armor is genuinely cool. But the worst part is that they introduced it way too early

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And also apparently every wastelander just happens to have one

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Honestly I wish the raider power armor was actually relevant. It's genuinely a cool idea.

sour hornet
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its a fun game to fuck around in while doing something else, but doesnt have enough character or passion put in to make it worthwhile

opaque coyote
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So imagine your first introduction being against raiders wearing power armor

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You see this makeshift power armor wearing mf kicking your ass

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And you just wonder

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"If that's how powerful somebody with scrap metal welded onto a power armor frame is. Imagine getting a proper suit."

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Instead you have a suit of T-45 to match his

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Which just makes it kinda lame tbh

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But besides that.

I do actually think using power armor is fun

sour hornet
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Oh yeah

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the whole concord area is fun from a 15 minutes of play perspective

opaque coyote
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And definitely makes you feel why it was such a turning point in the war against China in-lore.

sour hornet
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but it irreparably fucks the progression

opaque coyote
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As part of a demo

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Rather than being kept

sour hornet
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during development concord was essentially a test area

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so they ported the whole area

opaque coyote
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Also if there is a controversial opinion I have.

T-60 is cool as fuck to me

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T-45 but upgraded?

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Fuck it give me

sour hornet
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very much agree

opaque coyote
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I do wish that it was an in-between T-51 though. I know that sounds weird but T-51 is probably the most iconic armor

sour hornet
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imagine being sent after a notorious raider and after fighting through his base for ~15 minutes, he rocks up in a rusted, ragged power suit w/ skulls and spikes

sturdy sedge
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Old Enclave X-01 pretty iconic too

sour hornet
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and learning that thing is basically dogshit compared to even T-45

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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Kino idea

opaque coyote
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Fighting him without power armor was

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A challenge

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The only reason how I noticed him is because he launched a mini nuke at me from a bridge

sour hornet
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Yeah but give it the narrative weight concord had

sturdy sedge
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To me challenge was to take all loot after finishing Anchorage dlc

sour hornet
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^^^

opaque coyote
sturdy sedge
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Cuz it was too heavy

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Didn't help that i stole everything

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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CP2077 guns are so much cooler than Starfield and Fallout (though Fallout aesthetic is different).

sturdy sedge
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And finished of those who survived

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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Same lmfao

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Anything with white paint got fucking stolen lmao

opaque coyote
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I think the Plasma gun is probably my favorite gun design ever

opaque coyote
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Especially Bethesda's ironically enough

sour hornet
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The winterized weapons could be glitched out of the sim iirc

opaque coyote
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It looks straight out of pulp scifi and I love it

dapper gyro
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Don't you pick it up from a fking UFO?

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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I carried a plasma gun as my main weapon in 3 and FNV and every single dlc

opaque coyote
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Literally a sci Fi gun and I love it

sour hornet
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I love that busted old thing

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The gooification

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glorious

sturdy sedge
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I like alien guns from Mothership Zeta dlc

sour hornet
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it can gooify literally anything

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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Oh, that one.

sour hornet
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power armored enclave troopers melt

sour hornet
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literally

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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I love the retro futuristic vibe.

sour hornet
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Adam Adamowicz is the goat

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rest in peace

opaque coyote
sturdy sedge
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Let's be honest in ur first playthrough did ya blow up Megatron?

opaque coyote
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Imagine bisecting somebody in half

dapper gyro
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Which remind me of the good old CoD zombie games, with the Ray Gun and Wunderwaffe DG-2.

opaque coyote
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...I did blow it up on the second playthrough

dapper gyro
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New CoD Zombie only weapons are shit in design.

sour hornet
opaque coyote
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Also laughed extremely hard when Moira somehow fucking survived

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Ngl that is legitimately the funniest way to prevent failing a quest

sturdy sedge
sour hornet
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Nah, I played my first blind playthrough as neutral/evil mix and even i liked moira

dapper gyro
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tesla punk at its finest.

sour hornet
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everyone in the capital wasteland is an asshole, but she's just nice

opaque coyote
sturdy sedge
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Oh I liked Megaton, but i love explosions so...

opaque coyote
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She even gives you free armor.

sturdy sedge
opaque coyote
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How could I hate somebody giving me free shit?

dapper gyro
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Well, it basically is.

sturdy sedge
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Wasteland games pretty good too

opaque coyote
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Ngl

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I fw it

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Also the classic designs are canonically just designs from different companies.

The fallout show also has the classic 10 mm so they still exist in-lore

dapper gyro
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While I like some designs, Fallout aesthetic is not for me. Things look too heavy and bulky.

sour hornet
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Once again

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The plasma rifle is peak

sour hornet
opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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I'm an anti fan.

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I hate most lasguns in 40K.

opaque coyote
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They somehow made the "assault rifle" look

Not bad?

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That takes skill

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Probably helps that it's a machine gun now

dapper gyro
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A Hot shot las marksman...

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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So hot shot is about as strong as long las... but then this one is marksman... so is it even a sniper rifle? Or whatever..

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Nvm, it is said to be a type of sniper rifle.

sour hornet
dapper gyro
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Regardless, completely different vibe.

dapper gyro
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Lasgun has fucking suppressor that hides the beam some how... like what?

sturdy sedge
opaque coyote
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It just looks dumb to me

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Even for 40k

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The idea is awesome but idk

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
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Also why the fuck is there a blade on top the bolter

dapper gyro
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Spike to pierce armour... historically in real world.

opaque coyote
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If you somehow managed to not pierce armor with a powered spear or the bolter

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You're probably cooked on the armor department

dapper gyro
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Oh, another utility for it historically is to destroy debris after a fire.

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You know, they don't have many fire code back then, nor firefighter, nor police. Soldiers and guards did everything.

sour hornet
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It just combines the worst aesthetic detailing from both a bolter and a halberd

outer wave
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I guess it looks less like a halberd hybrid and more like a long bolter with a bayonet

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Idk if anything, my complaint would be how they'd reload those things

dapper gyro
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On the other hand, the Guardian Axe looks decent.

arctic talon
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They use their secondary weapon which is just a fancy power sword while it’s being reloaded

outer wave
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Well thats silly

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Fitting but silly

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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I just don't like em

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Design wise

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Flamers are my favorite

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I'm a simple man

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Flamethrowers are cool

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Too bad in most video games they suck ass for some reason

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Hell, Fallout has flamethrowers

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I almost never use them!

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Especially in 4

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Somehow more depressing than the Minigun

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They fucked up the Minigun and the flamer

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Why

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Also the plasma gun gets a flamer attachment which is literally better than the flamethrower

sour hornet
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Miniguns fucking suck in games

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flamers fucking suck in games

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I legitimately hate it

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Despite both miniguns and flamethrowers fucking ultra killing any organic creature it hits without exception

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And flamethrowers in games having the range of a fucking squirtgun

opaque coyote
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Like a kill streak bonus or a weapon in the climax

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Now then, as for games that actually have them as a permanent weapon

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Fo3 and FNV's Miniguns were actually pretty good

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FO4's suck

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Flamethrowers just kinda always suck tho

crisp heath
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The tf2 minigun was fun

opaque coyote
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TF2 somehow managed to not fuck up a flamethrower and minigun

crisp heath
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The reality of flame throwers is people wouldn't want to bring them or be around them

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They literally couldn't get people to volunteer in ww2 to equip them

queen laurel
opaque coyote
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Etc.

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Also the fact that you're a target because you're killing people in one of the most painful ways possible

crisp heath
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And it's the mind thing to your literally burning your enemies alive, im glad it was outlawed

opaque coyote
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Still though this is video games, and digital war crimes are completely fine

opaque coyote
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And it doesn't make sense that the war crime weapon sucks

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Let me watch my enemies burn.

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At least the flamer in Darktide is actually fun to use

sour hornet
crisp heath
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I live the dt flamer

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No it's on the geneva list

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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And close quarters. Although that can also backfire.

crisp heath
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It's unhumane

sour hornet
opaque coyote
sour hornet
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We don't use flamethrowers because there are better ways of burning people alive.

queen laurel
sour hornet
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Not because its inhumane.

opaque coyote
arctic talon
crisp heath
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Sorry not Geneva but there's a thing most country's follow

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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^

opaque coyote
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Why the fuck did they even bother with an excuse tbh

arctic talon
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Because

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Why not

opaque coyote
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That's the thing I'm wondering

arctic talon
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Plausible deniability

opaque coyote
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Like they first refused it's existence

Then images and video evidence were shown.

And then they were like "But it's totally for light!"

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Like at that point just say that you're fucking melting people. Who the fuck is gonna buy that??

arctic talon
# queen laurel

Genghis is designed for soft targets, exo skeletons and light mechs trees, grasslands and swamps

queen laurel
arctic talon
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I mean it was designed for that

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Along with you know

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Burning things

crisp heath
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I remeber as a kid i got shown videos in school of what Fire does to people it's 100% inhumane

opaque coyote
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Gotta get rid of annoying foliage

arctic talon
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Genghis was designed for a forest/jungle planet

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And to burn it all to ash lol

sour hornet
arctic talon
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Including the native populace

sour hornet
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We use phosphorus today

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we just use it

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"proportionally"

dapper gyro
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In real life, to be a flamer, you need a section to support you because of the lack of range. Which is not really a thing in some of the videogames.

arctic talon
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Most big military countries do

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Tbh

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Which is horrid

sour hornet
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when you use white phosphorus, it has to be justified in the usage scenario

arctic talon
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Like not an excuse at all, but it’s widespread as hell

crisp heath
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Iirc they only get about 30 feet in good weather conditions

sour hornet
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so no Vietnam shenanigans

sour hornet
opaque coyote
# arctic talon Which is horrid

Oh fantastic. Can't wait for drones containing white phosphorus to "light up" coincidentally "crowded" areas.

In fact that probably exists.

crisp heath
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They try to say they mainly use it for making smoke KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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Tbh flamethrowers are a case of the modern tech could in theory be way better

sour hornet
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When you're getting to such large conflicts, WP will be slung around with no pretenses

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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If it wasn’t a bad idea conceptually

sour hornet
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trust me on that

dapper gyro
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Smoke bombs are white phos.

opaque coyote
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Like seriously, why?

arctic talon
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They’re egotistical

crisp heath
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I know that but I mean it's probably used in other weapons too

dapper gyro
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See literally any smoke bomb mounted on vehicle.

sour hornet
arctic talon
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They don’t understand what war truly means lol

crisp heath
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War is bad

sour hornet
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They feel purposeful, vital, part of a larger unit. And combat is a sensation you can only attempt to replicate in feeling.

opaque coyote
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No war for me

crisp heath
#

That's just military brain Washing in effect

dapper gyro
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However, to protect peace... well, you still need soldiers.

crisp heath
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Parts of a well oiled machine bs

sour hornet
arctic talon
crisp heath
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I look at how vets are treated after the war and see it all as bullshit

arctic talon
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And the last one doesn’t want to talk about it

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Which is reasonable

dapper gyro
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Half of the people I work with say "I deployed, but too bad I didn't see combat. I wish I did."... Very military mindset...

sour hornet
crisp heath
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Idk dude it's kinda like you done what we asked now please go away so we don't have to deal w your problems or see you.

dapper gyro
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I don't know, sometimes it feels like a toxic behaviour.

sour hornet
opaque coyote
crisp heath
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The US army is making boys fight wars for the elite

dapper gyro
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The US is becoming one, and still no VA.

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Only VR

sour hornet
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Its making boys fuck around in the motor pool for 4 years for the elite

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85% of servicemembers are noncombat

sharp pollen
sour hornet
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maybe a Lil higher

opaque coyote
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I don't know, how about giving better benefits?

sour hornet
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Impossible

opaque coyote
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And now ICE is trying to increase employment by also forgiving student debt

dapper gyro
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What... I mean... it is the US, what do I expect...

crisp heath
#

Now with that being said the engineers and what not that actually help people in country's build water supply ect there good people

sour hornet
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Unfortunately

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Its probably gonna be less effective

arctic talon
opaque coyote
sour hornet
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The military has a bunch of dogshit jobs where you do pointless bullshit and hurt nobody

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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Ice is more involved

dapper gyro
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90% of the trades, not 90% of the members.

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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There aren't 30,000 admin positions for high-school dropouts to fill

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Youre gonna be rounding up your buddies in your own city

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Much less palatable for most

dapper gyro
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Because turn out, without frontline, not enough people use the support for it to be meaningful.

opaque coyote
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Like

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Jesus

sour hornet
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Like most Americans on the street are ambivalent at worst about the army

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ICE is very polarizing

opaque coyote
#

I think it's reported that a lot of ICE members are grumpy RN because they expected to apprehend criminals. But most of their work is on

Random fucking workers and people who are literally just trying to live.

sour hornet
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Yeah that is most of them lmfao

opaque coyote
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And now I'm fucking paranoid because they have a very high "error" rate.

sour hornet
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When I lived in Texas, the whole thing seemed cartoonishly evil

opaque coyote
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I think the worst part is that my dad's like "Don't worry they won't target us".

sour hornet
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I live next to a ton of people like that

dapper gyro
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Why do you guys make it sound like, I don't know, ICE likes SS and Army likes Wehrmacht...

opaque coyote
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Because it is.

sour hornet
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ICEs sole role is rounding people up

celest dome
sour hornet
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The Army is a bit different than that

opaque coyote
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Apparently only just now they're stopping the quota of 3000 immigrants per day

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Because apparently there isn't that much

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Who would've fucking guessed

opaque coyote
#

Stood around and made one single arrest

dapper gyro
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Well, SS is not really a military force until later stage of the 2nd WW.

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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They were like federal police...

opaque coyote
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It is a silver lining and also most of the problem that our administration are bumbling idiots.

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I pray that we don't get somebody competently evil

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Regardless of current politics

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And war

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And all of that

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Let's talk about fictional politics, wars, and suffering.

dapper gyro
#

Play Metal Gear again

opaque coyote
#

I actually want to play metal gear

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Heard the MGS3 remake is good

paper haven
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Metal gear 3 is the best

green dove
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They told me the Arbites were like the FBI, when they were actually more like the IRS

opaque coyote
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At least from whispers

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I also want to try out the original Metal Gear Solid and MGS2

paper haven
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I assume the remake is also good but I have no idea

opaque coyote
paper haven
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Here's hoping

opaque coyote
#

The FBI also investigated tax evasion a lot

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So

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Yeah the Arbites are basically a mix of the FBI and IRS

sour hornet
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^

opaque coyote
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Although they also act as first responders to any serious like

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Rebellion

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So they're technically also SWAT??

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Kinda???

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Not really

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Idk there's not a good analogue for this

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The PDF are the equivalent of the National Guard basically

crystal forum
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simmer down

paper haven
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Security forces would go
Enforcers - Police
PDF - Local military
Arbites - Federal police

opaque coyote
#

Yeah that works

paper haven
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At least as I understand

raven stone
#

To be just a bit more precise…
Enforcers - State police/Sheriffs etc.
PDF - National Guard
Imperial Guard/Astra Militarum - US Army
Arbites - FBI/IRS hybrid
Inquisition - NSA/CIA/Spanish empire Inquisition hybrid

crisp heath
#

Spanish empire hybrid KEKW_ogryn

dapper gyro
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Ecclesiarchy = Department of Education

raven stone
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(+ Catholic Church)

dapper gyro
#

Oh no, that's why.

opaque coyote
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Amberley basically says that one of her old childhood songs was basically wheels on the bus

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But it's a leman Russ crushing Xenos and heretic skulls

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In conclusion, I want more media that are explicitly "in universe"

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Like the Guardsman primer as an existing example

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Imagine a "Nursery Rhyme" children book, but it's the Imperium so it's overly violent and about killing heretics, Xenos, and also very unsubtle and subtle brainwashing

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"A is for Angel! They will protect you no matter what!"

Shows a Marines Malevolent Space Marine

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"H is for Heretic! These people will not be kind to you. And you will you be kind to them! Otherwise, bad things will happen."

raven stone
#

And also she enjoyed kiddy picture books of Xenos being burned to death 🤣

opaque coyote
#

It was definitely some type of heavy vehicle

opaque coyote
#

I can easily imagine parodies of famous ones like

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Little Red Riding Hood

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Little Blood Martyr Sister

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The Wolf is replaced with a Beastman (because wulven are only native to one planet)

crisp heath
#

The fairy tales in the imperium would be so bleak holy shit

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

AND THAT CHILDREN IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO PLAY W XENO

opaque coyote
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Honestly I think the only one that I think would be untouched would be the Little Matchgirl

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Purely because that Fairytale is literally just

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Depressing

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It isn't even a fairytale tbh

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You're basically reading about a girl dying of hypothermia

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I don't even know what's the moral of that story

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It's just fucking depressing

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Honestly a version of that story wouldn't even be a fairytale

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Just told straight but in a Hive City instead

crisp heath
#

Ring around the posy was about the plague

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Heaps of them actually have really dark origins haha

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It's usually to warn kids

opaque coyote
#

Idk what the Little Matchgirl warns about

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Besides being depressing

crisp heath
#

You should see how Germans handle this stuff KEKW_ogryn

crisp heath
#

They show kids in school a movie about a 11 year old who ends up on heroin and starts prostituting herself to get her fix and something really bad happens and she looses a limb or her bf at the time dies 💀

nocturne crest
#

Odd question, but has a machine spirit ever gone renegade in a non-harmful way. Like picture a tank such as the land raider or a leman russ deciding not let it's crew out and go wherever it wants.

crisp heath
#

A naval ship too iirc

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It's anger was so bad for the traitors that it kept going un manned

opaque coyote
# crisp heath You should see how Germans handle this stuff <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>

Honestly have two ideas for how the Little Matchgirl would be Imperiumized.

A) Told completely straight. But replace it with a hive. The heaven scene is unknown whether it's a dying hallucination or actually the afterlife.

It ends with a worker seeing the girl's dead body and dragging it away.

B) The same up until her death, it ends with the girl being tortured in the warp. For she did not die in the line of duty. Martyrdom is the only proper end.

If you die without doing your duty. You will go to the warp and burn.

crisp heath
#

You should start writing 40k fan literature like in the form of kids stories

opaque coyote
#

Actually that would be a fun idea.

crisp heath
#

That would actually be pretty cool

opaque coyote
#

...also if I ever do a parody of Little Red Riding Hood.

The Beastman won't do an illusion or whatever. He'll just outright dress up as the grandma still.

nocturne crest
#

Isn't there something like Petey the protheium in 40k?

opaque coyote
#

I always found that detail to be fucking funny

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

My what big teeth you have grandma!

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Literally a wolf dressed like a babushka KEKW_ogryn

nocturne crest
#

I wonder if the imperium would have something like Thomas the tank engine, but it's machine spirits instead of trains.

opaque coyote
# crisp heath My what big teeth you have grandma!

Some version of Red Riding Hood end with the wolf just

Eating her.

But others end with a hunter basically cutting open the wolf stomach, saving the girl and grandma, and then filling it up with stones.

Where he drowns because he either tries to chase them and gets weighed down by the stones.

Or he goes for a sip of water and drowns because of the stones.

#

I can imagine something similar but the Hunter is replaced with Celestine

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Or some other Saint

crisp heath
#

I remeber Hansel and gretel but my grandmother told me the old one KEKW_ogryn

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The one where the children get cooked in a oven

opaque coyote
nocturne crest
crisp heath
#

When's someone gonna pull guillaman up about his Eldar love

nocturne crest
#

Or maybe his return makes him the new childhood book hero.

crisp heath
#

One of his librarians is literally part Eldar iirc

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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One of the few things that's decanonized

crisp heath
#

Retconned?

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Ah ok ok

opaque coyote
nocturne crest
#

Wait, can Gulliman be written as the 40k version of sleeping beauty?

crisp heath
#

Yes

opaque coyote
#

I gotta write this idea down

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My ADHD ass cannot forget this time

crisp heath
#

He woke up cause cawl gave him his true loves kiss 💋

nocturne crest
#

Does that make Yvraine or Cawl the Prince?

crisp heath
#

Cawl is the prince they have a boy love thing going on

dapper gyro
#

Reserve sleeping beauty

crisp heath
opaque coyote
# opaque coyote Yeah basically the entire First Edition was retconned

To detail further

Basically, there's a lot of details that aren't canon anymore.

Like for example, Space Marines were originally all criminals given power armor. Instead of the whole Geneseed thing we have now.

Tbf the Night Lords are kind of a spiritual successor to that concept.

nocturne crest
#

You know what, the inquisition would probably change it, so it seems like a guardsmen or a space marine brought Gulliman back.

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Like that thing in Infinite and the divine with the necrons being portrayed as Silver SKULLS.

dapper gyro
#

The lmperium doesnt even need to know how Guilly got back.

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

Cawl and yvarine would have had to have had a funny relationship going around trying to get guillaman back lmao and yes I bet there were tons of arguments KEKW_ogryn

#

I dont know much about him waking up sadly

dapper gyro
#

Cawl The wingman of the Imperium.

opaque coyote
#

Tbf Yvarine did it by magic.

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Basically firstly she just fucking killed him

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And then revived him

crisp heath
opaque coyote
#

Apparently killing him first was important

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Ig it's the same logic as like

A broken bone growing back wrong.

crisp heath
#

She might have done some Eldar trickery

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Idk

#

Imagine that

opaque coyote
#

And because of that, you have to rebreak it to set it right.

crisp heath
#

One day he just swaps sides

dapper gyro
#

It is just an AED method.

nocturne crest
dapper gyro
#

Reset the heart

nocturne crest
#

You either kill yourself and get revived or kill other people instead.

crisp heath
#

Oh to correct the rhythm

opaque coyote
#

...

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So in 40k terms they might as well be fucking.

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Just look at Ghazkgull and Yarrick

crisp heath
opaque coyote
#

Also a random fact

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Ghazkgull parodies Margaret Thatcher

crisp heath
#

He does?

nocturne crest
#

Yep.

crisp heath
#

That's great lmao

nocturne crest
#

Can't wait for next new Ork character, Keer Harm'aha

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

Gw puts so much love into their ork charecters

opaque coyote
#

No idea what the analogue for Ghazghkull is though

crisp heath
#

The orks will get a really awesome re codexing I'm telling ya rn

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Probably a while away tho they still havnt touched gk aparantly lol

opaque coyote
#

Oh

Ghazghkull apparently means Metal Skull

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And Margaret Thatcher's nickname was "Iron Lady"

crisp heath
#

Goated

opaque coyote
#

...yeah surely not a parody

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Totally

nocturne crest
#

I suppose that would be Armageddon

crisp heath
#

That's them taking the mickey out of the uk government KEKW_ogryn

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U do that now and they might put you in prison for a few months KEKW_ogryn

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Crazy how you can go to jail for a fb post In the uk KEKW_ogryn

nocturne crest
#

Yep and if you are against censorship, you are Jimmy Saville's friend.

#

I really hope Darktide doesn't force me to show I.D when I want to play in the future.

crisp heath
#

What happens when you start censoring what people wear say and do? Well seeing as 2 generations fought for our freedoms and died it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me

nocturne crest
#

Rockstar announced they're adding I.d checks for GTA 6.

crisp heath
#

There not like the old ID checks either for fb you actually have to provide id

nocturne crest
#

Yep.

crisp heath
#

Everyone used to just say oh I'm actually 37

nocturne crest
#

Tbf, maybe I could see if Darktide character creation would work to get around it. Just need them to add an open mouth button.

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I just had a thought. If Corax can turn into birds, could that mean other primarchs could turn into animals in the warp?

#

For example, can the Khan turn into a horse?

crisp heath
#

I know big e was able to shapeshift

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It's likely atleast a couple of them has that ability

raven stone
#

Corax became the new 40k Batman after Curze bit the dust lol

crisp heath
#

Corax is awesome

raven stone
#

Just constantly turning into a swarm of ravens to harass traitors in the Warp

crisp heath
#

That's pretty damn peak if you ask me

raven stone
#

(Mostly Word Bearers IIRC due to him kind of half regretting not offing Lorgar when he had the chance)

#

Oh I never said it was cringe 🤣

crisp heath
#

The heretics talking about corax

raven stone
#

...becomes even more weirdly appropriate when you consider Lorgar to be a Joker analogue if Corax is Batman

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"How many people have I allowed you to turn to Chaos by letting you live!?"

crisp heath
#

I like when kharn absolutely beat the snot out of erebus

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For killing argel

#

I saw a meme somewhere about that so good

dapper gyro
#

Corax is the illusion master. Also one of the reasons that he can see through illusions.

#

The raven form might just be an illusion.

crisp heath
#

There's people who think he's becoming a warp entity

#

I'm not sure what I think

raven stone
#

Also also all Primarchs are implied to be partly warp or demonic by HH novels

crisp heath
#

Yus that's why the gods scattered them

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Or it's heavily hinted

#

Some deal big e made w the gods

raven stone
#

It's kind of left in the open how true or false this is - but one thing for sure.

No blank or pariah has ever became a Marine.

crisp heath
#

Lmao 💀

#

I think the gods promised big e power in return for alot of souls and he went back on his end of the agreement

#

I know it sounds heretical

#

The whole secrecy thing to stop them from getting stronger is just kind of weird

#

If he told his sons about this they may have stood a better chance

dapper gyro
#

Chaos gods are the strongest ones in the warp, but there are other gods there, too.

#

Like how real space has a number of powerful gods. Even hyper space/webway might have some.

crisp heath
#

True that I forgot about that

#

That does sound more likely , the gods found out about his deal and got mad

median star
crisp heath
#

When the ctan where actually whole would they have been about the same as the chaos gods power wise

median star
#

sort of kind of

crisp heath
median star
#

their were a good bit of lesser ctan just as much as their are lesser chaos gods

nocturne crest
#

I've found the khan's true form:

potent dragon
#

😆

opaque coyote
nocturne crest
nocturne crest
#

Can genestealers affect horses?

plush mason
#

they can infect orks so i dont see why they couldnt

storm jungle
#

humans just make better thralls for cults compared to uhh idk legions of hamsters

golden imp
#

Tau looking at genestealer tau and wondering why the mind control ain’t working

storm jungle
#

Thats not really how it works so no

nocturne crest
hexed orchid
nocturne crest
hexed orchid
#

But the EU and some US states will follow shortly

#

Thankfully the software is such abysmal dogshit you can beat it with a face from roblox KEKW_ogryn

hexed orchid
#

This implies they just steal grox, not their genes

celest dome
golden imp
storm jungle
fervent gull
#

There is genestealer tau in the lore?

storm jungle
#

Yeah but they arent as abundant due to tau cities/settlements being less nightmarish.

#

genestealers can infect anyone so

fervent gull
#

Even ork?

storm jungle
#

Yes

fervent gull
#

Goddamn

storm jungle
#

A Genestealer is a species of Tyranid used as the ultimate shock trooper. Their purpose is to advance ahead of a Hive Fleet and pinpoint potential planets for the Tyranids to devour. They are amongst the deadliest creatures in the Galaxy, combining high cunning and lightning-fast reactions and movement, with large, extremely sharp claws that can...

sturdy sedge
hexed orchid
#

Orks just tend to notice that they're weird

sturdy sedge
#

Due to Waagh

hexed orchid
#

Orks are just better racists

storm jungle
#

^

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its not Waagh related

sharp pollen
storm jungle
#

they jus tnotice lol

hexed orchid
#

Humanity needs to step up their game

sturdy sedge
sharp pollen
#

superior race KEKW_ogryn

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win by being more racist KEKW_ogryn

sturdy sedge
#

Given that genestealer have elongated ones?

storm jungle
#

That wouldnt find anything though

#

the further a GSC generation is the more human they look

sturdy sedge
#

Cept some ridges on skull?

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Fair

hexed orchid
#

People don't notice the extra arms, you think they'll notice a slightly odd skull? KEKW_ogryn

sharp pollen
#

gsc grots

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

maybe you'll learn something

sharp pollen
#

whats the name

#

and "new" - are there many parts

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

Its a book. Theres quite a lot of words.

sharp pollen
#

could just tell it yourself

storm jungle
misty vector
#

Its called grotsnik and its just the one

storm jungle
misty vector
#

Pretty good book

storm jungle
#

Yeah its fun

storm jungle
#

theres no joke

#

you are complaining about "how can I find the book" when you can just write what I said and instantly get a result

#

these people man, despicable

sharp pollen
#

what are you talking about

sturdy sedge
#

Orkz medicine tends to be "special"

sharp pollen
#

and i already tried to find this book in the blu-ray disk store

storm jungle
#

yeah its out of stock

#

maybe next week

fervent gull
#

One of the best cutscenes

#

They even thought of deafening

normal light
#

As that segment of the game in general

fervent gull
#

Still its absurd to think about

#

They are nazi russians on russia

#

And have a führer

normal light
sturdy sedge
#

Finding wh books always hard

storm jungle
#

its pretty on point

#

(unfortunately)

normal light
#

Yes, you don't really need to dig into any Eastern European society to find that kind of people

raven stone
#

(Really anyone of any colour cab subscribe or adapt an ideology in their heads)

#

(Even when it is paradoxical to do so)

crisp heath
#

I was just gonna say that

storm jungle
#

its not even europe, its people in general

crisp heath
#

Its kinda sad

storm jungle
#

America, South America, Asia, lol

#

see Imperium stans

normal light
fervent gull
#

I cant take neo nazis seriously after I saw the news that estonia neo nazi party head was a 13 year old kid

#

And yeah those kind of extremists are evrrywhere unfortunately

#

Still it doesnt make sense for russians to have a führer lol

storm jungle
#

Yeah theres literally people who advocate for regimes that would actually see them dead lol

rocky gale
#

Yep, there's a surprisingly worrying nazi issue in both the trans and furry communities.

#

Two groups who are regularly used as scapegoats by the people they support

raven stone
fervent gull
celest dome
fervent gull
#

I just got utterly curious and darktide isnt installed so I cant look, whats your name? @raven stone

raven stone
#

The weird thing is, an ideology is also ultimately controlled by who exercises actual physical power.

In other words…

….there are a LOT of humans who don’t deserve to wield power if they think Nazism is a good idea.

raven stone
#

Have other classes but barely play them beyond Penance farming lol

sharp pollen
#

i always wondered

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why the hell some arts depict E on the throne with the fucking red tech eye

#

why the hell does he need it

storm jungle
#

beacuse it looks cool

sharp pollen
#

but it doesnt make sense

storm jungle
#

Okay

#

it looks cool

#

its an artwork lol

sharp pollen
#

i really liked the Owlcats depiction

#

in the game

storm jungle
#

Is there one?

hallow plover
#

What was it again?

fervent gull
#

I want to see it now

sharp pollen
#

||in the death cult dlc||

storm jungle
#

Uh

#

i think i know the one he means

#

hold on

fervent gull
#

Waiting

storm jungle
#

this also is a replica of the Emperor

#

it isnt actually him

sharp pollen
#

i know

storm jungle
#

anyway

#

ill edit a bionic eye to it

#

hold on

sharp pollen
#

still looks awesome

fervent gull
#

Did they widen his pauldrons? Lol

sharp pollen
storm jungle
#

also like

#

imagine asking for logic in a picture like this

sharp pollen
storm jungle
#

its like looking at the mona lisa and going "why is hse wearing a black dress"

fervent gull
#

Yeah

storm jungle
sharp pollen
#

ALSOOOO

#

THE PANTS

#

FUCKING PANTS

fervent gull
#

But lives up to corpse emperor name too

raven stone
#

Actually.
The bionic eye might have been symbolically installed to represent Omnissiah for Ad Mech…

storm jungle
celest dome
storm jungle
#

you mean fucking robes?

#

yeah that lol

fervent gull
sharp pollen
#

ah

#

KEKW_ogryn fair

storm jungle
#

you're fired

hallow plover
#

Nah. Emperor had Mc hammer pants

sharp pollen
#

actually the scece in the game where ||we fight the E, even tho its just not the E and just some projection or us just tripping on stimms or crack idk, but it was cool||

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||would be cooler if i wouldnt kill him in 1 turn||

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||fucking abelard||

queen laurel
fervent gull
#

Every 40k fan knows when you see even a hint shows that you are in the imperium you should suicide

hallow plover