40k-lore-chat

[late osprey]

500 vikings can still probably take this, but it'd be a lot bloodier.

[crystal forum]

a battle of the ages

this makes me want to play dwarf fortress again

[vagrant fox]

is 2cat still a thing

[arctic talon]

lmao

10e GK codex reveals what the terminus decree is

apparently

tldr is ||The emperor must be killed at any cost if he's going to get reincarnated/reborn/shoved into another body/ascend into a chaos god||

[rose thorn]

I hate Reddit

[arctic talon]

actual image of the leaked text

[arctic talon]

its spoiled

[sacred ginkgo]

||make sure god stays dead, fantastic||

[rose thorn]

It’s like a stupid fucking old Reddit as theory lmao

[arctic talon]

lol

I think its fine

anything they were going to reveal is underwhelming lol

I'm glad it doesn't connect to Fo's funny kill all marines plan mostly because 2 things having similar names doesn't mean they're the same thing

[wet sandal]

i thinks its cool

[arctic talon]

Its like

perfectly fine

[vagrant fox]

It's certainly something

[arctic talon]

I don't think its bad or good

[sharp pollen]

something big revealed?

[arctic talon]

no

[vagrant fox]

It's okay imho

[arctic talon]

not really lol

Its just some random background lore

[sharp pollen]

ok 🙂

[arctic talon]

that got introduced in 7e

or 5e

I forgor

5e

in any case its very w/e to me lol

[sharp pollen]

i got scared when i read ||kill emperor lol lmao hahah||

[arctic talon]

Tbf

As far as plans go its a funny one

[crystal forum]

i cannot believe that a rule book would talk about something like that

[arctic talon]

Rulebooks

are objectively more important

lore wise

You cannot escape

The rulebook lore is always more important then novels

[vagrant fox]

You will read the rulebook fluff

[arctic talon]

Rulebook fluff is good

like objectively

[crystal forum]

i meant that i can't believe this lore would be touched at all

[arctic talon]

the writing quality is usually better then most of the novels

[arctic talon]

tbh its been slowly elaborated on every edition its showed up

5e and 8e

5e was just a reveal this is some final order given to the GK

[crystal forum]

i think there's some odd capitalizing in the text

[arctic talon]

and 8e reveals that its something locked inside a box hidden deep within Titan

[sly ivy]

wtf this is kind of a big reveal but not unexpected

[arctic talon]

Grey Knight and Custodes codexes

prolly the only 2 codexes this edition

[sly ivy]

I thought it was gonna be something about fo’s stupid plague

[arctic talon]

with a lot of lore in them

[sharp pollen]

what is the most recent lore in rulebooks about ogryns

i mean "e10" or "e8'

[arctic talon]

Not much

[sharp pollen]

whatever that means

[arctic talon]

mostly just about wargear and disposition

[crystal forum]

i dont really get why the GK would have to put down the emperor if he came back to life he used to be though

[arctic talon]

||because then terra would explode||

||into the eye of terra||

also spoiler tag that please

[crystal forum]

how do i even spoiler

also this is lore chat

[sly ivy]

Like what is this about returning him I thought if he’s off the throne for one millisecond the Primordial Annihilator’s arsehole prolapses through the Terran gate

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-baldis-basics-meme-memes-hit-gif-17751487661233734138

[arctic talon]

I'd assume its metaphorical in the sense that if he's going to get up put his ass back down before he can

[sly ivy]

They would have to use their prognosticars to predict it maybe

[arctic talon]

put || on each side

in any case w/e

[crystal forum]

it seems pretty literal to me

[arctic talon]

this is leaked lore

[crystal forum]

if he came back to life he'd probably not try to let terra explode idk

[sly ivy]

This is like very ham handed but consistent with all the hints and implications

[arctic talon]

Yeah lol

Its about what I expected

[plush mason]

btw what is that pfp?

[vagrant fox]

Get his ass back on the seat and seal the warphole, maybe

[arctic talon]

tbf

I don't think they can seal the fucking hole

[sly ivy]

It’s just funny that those have been meticulously rolled out over the course of years and years of books by ADB and Abnett and the others

[arctic talon]

once its open

kill his ass yes

maybe

[sly ivy]

And how the codex is just like WELL HERE IT IS

[crystal forum]

im so glad somebody finally asked. it's my new oc

[arctic talon]

years of codex and book hints

and then GW just drops the truth nuke

lol

[crystal forum]

still dont have a name

[sly ivy]

No fanfare

[arctic talon]

Tbf

not the funniest reveal with literally 0 fanfare

[plush mason]

thats how i would do it ngl

[sharp pollen]

why are they always naked...

[sly ivy]

Also now wait a damn sec…. Hang on Jesus Christ Jay what is that

[arctic talon]

We had 5 editions of the OOOOH MYSTERIOUS LOST CRAFTWORLD GONE FOREVER IN THE EYE OF TERROR

and then 8e was just like oh yeah here its back lmao, maugen ra dragged that shit out

[sly ivy]

Lmao ok but no one cares about some elf boat

[crystal forum]

it's a ref sheet meant to show the color patterns

[arctic talon]

same thing

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-chad-dwarf-gif-25266189

[arctic talon]

big thing built up overtime and revealed instantly

lol

honestly I don't mind

[crystal forum]

my new oc

[sly ivy]

That’s what I tell ppl when I send unsolicited um raw images

[crystal forum]

the fuck

[sacred ginkgo]

Isn't that the scythe gun dude

[crystal forum]

there's no genitals

[arctic talon]

yes

[sly ivy]

Ok also also like uh

[vagrant fox]

yes maugan ra with his scythe gun the maugatar

[sly ivy]

The timing of the issuance of the decree

[arctic talon]

hive fleet tiamat

lol

[sly ivy]

After internment?

[arctic talon]

was also really fucking funny

[sly ivy]

Or just before he left

[sacred ginkgo]

Watching an entire craftworld be pulled out of satans asshole by the edgiest looking mf known to man

[arctic talon]

They built up this weird farming hivefleet building a thingy

and then 8e was just

[crystal forum]

im pretty sure the emperor could kill the entire GK faction if he came back

[sly ivy]

For the Vengeful Spoorit

[arctic talon]

"oh yeah it actually makes psyker brains instantly fucking explode"

[crystal forum]

idk how they even expect to get past the custodies

[arctic talon]

the answer is to try

[plush mason]

is that all it does?

[crystal forum]

main character energy yet again from the marie sue faction

[sly ivy]

Ya I feel like the custodes could take em out

[arctic talon]

No its like an astronomicon for the nids

lol

[arctic talon]

tbf its prolly just gona fail

lol

The best option is to bombard from orbit

[plush mason]

thats like, a truth dud not a nuke

[crystal forum]

we are talking about the faction that has kaldor draigo

[sly ivy]

Well no the custodes r significantly weakened now by that one female obv

[crystal forum]

the guy who can almost kill gods

[plush mason]

why do they need their own?

[arctic talon]

we don't know

which is the new mystery

on why they're building a giant psychic beacon

[sly ivy]

Crash titan into the palace

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

and again i feel like if the emperor came back he would realize that staying on the throne is prob the best plan

except he could actually talk

[plush mason]

ok that actually opens up the whole "all the hive fleets so far are just vanguard/scouts"

[sly ivy]

Yeah I think there’s some implication here that’s interesting right

[crystal forum]

the blurb kinda rubs off as like the GK expecting the emp to be mecha evil

big if true

[arctic talon]

I mean

he's not him anymore

like explictly lol

the emperor is gone

[sly ivy]

Like one is that he might be a mix of the body’s previous personality and his own, like ||St. Sabbat||. And another is that he might be insane or fractured

[crystal forum]

as in insane or dead

[arctic talon]

whatever the fuck is present now isn't what he used to be

[sly ivy]

Fractured but whole

[arctic talon]

Insane

Fractured as fuck

[vagrant fox]

Maybe after 10k tears he wouldn't be so keen on resuming the whole thing

[crystal forum]

so it's an actual SCP containment breach situation

THE EMPEROR HAS RISEN

that makes it pretty scary

[vagrant fox]

Ok buddy time to get back in the torment nexus smile

[sly ivy]

F

[arctic talon]

he deserves it

[sly ivy]

😡

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside the emperor is like

[sly ivy]

He got a lot more life than most of us will

[arctic talon]

an insane proto diety now

lol

[crystal forum]

if he's genuinely batshit crazy then that removes a lot of oomf from the idea that he's fighting in the warp or whatever

some sort of master plan that 30k nerds love to talk about

[arctic talon]

Well he is explictly not all there

lol

[crystal forum]

i thought that was meant soul wise

[arctic talon]

he can "focus" for brief periods of time but its still not like

[sly ivy]

Real footage of resurrected emp

[arctic talon]

yeah no your soul is your mind as well in 40k(to an extent)

The emperors soul being so fractured means his mind is a total mess

[crystal forum]

right so he's still... there

he's just doing things across the galaxy

[plush mason]

btw i know the fleet isnt named for her but shout out to my bae Tiamat

[vagrant fox]

When talking to g-man I recall it taking a huge force of will to cobble his mind together just to talk for a bit
Wack

[crystal forum]

and GK only want him put down so he can keep the astro going?

[arctic talon]

No

because terra will literally explode into a new eye of terror and potentially fuel the acension of the emperor into a God

[crystal forum]

is that a bad thing for the imperium

[arctic talon]

yes

[sharp pollen]

do it for the funi

[arctic talon]

because its like the birth of slaanesh

lol

[vagrant fox]

Decidedly bad

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-sopranos-paulie-laughing-the-sopranos-tony-soprano-gif-23785315

[arctic talon]

You're feeding a bunch of souls

all into the warp at once

[sharp pollen]

"IS THAT A BAD THING FOR THE IMPERIUM"

[arctic talon]

along with an incredibly powerful entity

[sharp pollen]

"IS THAT A BAD THING FOR THE IMPERIUM"

[crystal forum]

would it not mean humanity has a whole ass god on their side

[arctic talon]

Slaanesh was not on the eldars side

[crystal forum]

yeah because it wasn't an eldar god

[arctic talon]

there is no reason to expect the emperor's acension to cause them to be aligned with humanity

and neither will the emperor

be lol

[crystal forum]

emperor is entirely human faith powered

[arctic talon]

No he is not

he's also drawing tons of power from the warp

You have no idea what will happen

its like playing russian roulette

except 5 of the 6 chambers are loaded

the emperor is already insane

[crystal forum]

he still needs to be powered like the other gods

[arctic talon]

an acension like that might just be the final nail in the coffin for them to become a chaos god

[vagrant fox]

If he pops the Dark King ult he'll just be a force of destruction iirc

[crystal forum]

what else would he feed on

once ascended

[wet sandal]

yeah, what the emperor was is no longer relevant

[arctic talon]

^

stop thinking about what the emperor currently is/was

[crystal forum]

im not even taking that into account

[arctic talon]

They'll be self sustaining

[crystal forum]

im saying if he becomes a god fueled by human faith then he'll want to spread humanity everywhere

[arctic talon]

and retroactively rewrite history to fit their needs

The Chaos gods are self sustaining

its not a weird assumption to think the emperor ascending in such a manner would be self sustaining

also yeah the potential emperor acension was literally just referred to as "encroaching ruin"/The dark king

[crystal forum]

wouldnt he be absorbed by an other god if he's not super powerful

[arctic talon]

No

See: slaanesh

[sacred ginkgo]

I feel like he would end up as the god of hate

[arctic talon]

Hate and destruction seems fitting

[crystal forum]

ah shit that is a possibility

[arctic talon]

considering what we know the Dark King is

lol

and that was what the emperor would ascend to

if he drank enough warp juice

[sacred ginkgo]

half the worship of the emperor is the hatred of everything not made in his image

Its not a big jump to think he would manifest as a god of hate

[wet sandal]

finally, a chaos god of racism

[crystal forum]

still i think the imperium would benefit from this. they just need to hate harder to manifest emp god "angels"

[arctic talon]

Chaos Infighting !!!!!!!!

MY FAVORITE

[crystal forum]

seems inevitable

[arctic talon]

the emperor becoming a chaos god?

[vagrant fox]

The Impact would probably cease to exist

[arctic talon]

prolly

[vagrant fox]

Imperium*

[arctic talon]

Chaos daemons of The Dark King exist already

lol

so that means at some point they will come into reality

[sharp pollen]

guys i know - just evacuate everyone from Terra, and THEN kill the E

🙂 🙂

[arctic talon]

thanks Samus

[arctic talon]

The eye of terra is gona be massive if thats an unironic statement

lol

[sly ivy]

Based

[arctic talon]

Its gona be eye of terror sized at least

[sly ivy]

😬

[crystal forum]

so good ending

[vagrant fox]

Yeag

[arctic talon]

lol

Its inevitable

[crystal forum]

"sir the eye of terra is prolapsing!!!!"

[arctic talon]

GW's never gona pull the trigger unless 40k does as badly as WHFB

[vagrant fox]

Ynnead and Dark King OTP

[arctic talon]

In which that case yeah

[sharp pollen]

OH I KNOW it will overlap Cicatrix Maledictum and bam everyone will be happy

[arctic talon]

40k is getting taken out back and having its head blown off

[sharp pollen]

• plus - = +

fuck

minus plus minus equal ploos

[crystal forum]

now that the cat is out of the bag i can see them teasing the shit out of it from now on

[arctic talon]

not really

we've already had it teased like

a comical ammount lol

[sly ivy]

Damn the terminus decree thing is so funny

[arctic talon]

the first bit of lore we got on Dante in 3e has him standing at the end of the imperium

fighting alongside Eldar against hordes of Orks, nids and Chaos

[crystal forum]

i mean an actual moment where the emp moves in his seat or something

[arctic talon]

Oh

well we've had him twitch and stuff

constantly

[crystal forum]

and it will result in nothing but it will be teased

[sly ivy]

What a thing to drop in a little box in the gk codex that features old ass models and a dreadknight upgrade sprue

[arctic talon]

and groan in pain

[vagrant fox]

Mfer keeps crying the wimp

[arctic talon]

this is how we know next edition is about to b e fire

big refresh

Its literally just drukhari and Grey knights left

GW ples

[crystal forum]

space marines vs GK on the box?!?

[arctic talon]

Prolly not

Rumor ssay Space Marines vs Orks

lol

[crystal forum]

well ultramarines arent leaving

[vagrant fox]

Destroy the space wolves round 2

[arctic talon]

with Multipart boyz and finishing off the last couple Ork kits still in resin and metal

[wet sandal]

ummmmm.... what the heresy?

[arctic talon]

I'd consider playing Orks if they got new Nobz/Meganobz lol

the current ones look ugly as hell

[sly ivy]

Ya it’s gonna happen

I hope we get word bearers

next ed

[vagrant fox]

The space wolves shouldn't be hiding heretics revisionists and traitors 💯 💯 👏

[arctic talon]

maybe in killteam lol

Considering we got a NL killteam

and Legionaries is like heavily black legion coded

[crystal forum]

alpha legion killteam

[vagrant fox]

All I want is more not-drukhari eldar gw please and thanks

[arctic talon]

These are all veterans of the long war slop war

[spare osprey]

i would like those DA/BA/BT style upgrades for traitors

[arctic talon]

More eldar coming next edition 100% lol

[arctic talon]

the range refreshes have done insanely well

[storm jungle]

peak example of "40k authors dont give jackshit what other person covered Topic A before them"

[spare osprey]

the little boxes full of bits

[crystal forum]

late to the party

wolf beat you to it

[storm jungle]

Shut up

[crystal forum]

kill him

[storm jungle]

AAA-

also @arctic talon where did you get the info from

[sly ivy]

Ugh not the smelldar

[storm jungle]

i wanna see the heart of the shitstorm

[arctic talon]

Warhammer 40k discord

also people like it

[vagrant fox]

Destroy the mod 🫵

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

aw man

[arctic talon]

so w/e

[storm jungle]

i aint joining that shitheap

[arctic talon]

smh Dilara the 40k discord is positive

[crystal forum]

dilara no

[storm jungle]

:)

[arctic talon]

not enough chuddery

[crystal forum]

women dont come back from those lands

[arctic talon]

only downside for you is Eternal is in it

or maybe thats an upside for you

lol

[languid meadow]

Can we allow embeds in general for a day ?

[crystal forum]

this is general

[sly ivy]

Yes so it’s basically the promised land

[storm jungle]

Fuck no

[crystal forum]

this server has other channels?

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-gif-14141276552966470862

[storm jungle]

I saw some complaints

I love how like

hes still being a cunt

and saying "who cares"

[spare osprey]

fan art exists, beyond that no

[storm jungle]

actively participates in topic

[languid meadow]

well at least he's consistent

[vagrant fox]

Book club and theory crafting

[crystal forum]

classic eternal

[arctic talon]

Anyways pride month is hilarious in the 40k discord

[crystal forum]

love the guy

[arctic talon]

its like a turkey hunt for the mods

[crystal forum]

my third husban

[spare osprey]

oml was just about to say

[storm jungle]

kaggen was like the only guy in here who supported that dipshit

so im glad hes gone

[arctic talon]

except instead of Turkies its chuds

[storm jungle]

average space marine fan moment

[sly ivy]

PBUH

[crystal forum]

i thought kaggen arrived after eternal left

[languid meadow]

WAIT

[spare osprey]

all the like thumbs down emojis you see on the announcements

[languid meadow]

GEN CHAT DOES HAVE EMBEDS?

[storm jungle]

nah he was here constantly glazing him

he once went like

[crystal forum]

that was siggy

[storm jungle]

"Omg people report other users for acting like assholes? Thats weird"

[arctic talon]

nah thats the warhammer discord that has that lol

[sly ivy]

How dare u that’s like saying Peter never knew Jesus

[arctic talon]

the 40k discord just waits for people to type

[storm jungle]

Nah legit jokes aside he was.

[arctic talon]

and then they get executed

[storm jungle]

he was like his only defender

I just assumed he was doing it to be an asshole tbh

so i just ignored him

[crystal forum]

one of eternal's disciples

[storm jungle]

literally

😔

[spare osprey]

there are different ones

[arctic talon]

Yes

[sly ivy]

🙏🏽

[arctic talon]

the warhammer discord is AoS/40k/WHFB ect.

[spare osprey]

crazy

[crystal forum]

was he the one who betrayed him though

[arctic talon]

the 40k Discord is 40k/KT/some AoS and WHFB

[storm jungle]

probably

I will always miss him interjecting into every topic with a "who cares"

its empty without it

[sly ivy]

😔

[languid meadow]

Ok so general has had embeds for the past 4 days I just haven't checked in weeks I guess lmao

[sly ivy]

What happened to Siggy

[arctic talon]

the AoS discord is AoS/warcry/underworlds/Some 40k

[spare osprey]

banned didn't he

[languid meadow]

smitten 💔

[storm jungle]

Nothing, hes still here, just busy

[crystal forum]

you were wrong about something and im laughing at you

[arctic talon]

basicially all the warhammer discors

[vagrant fox]

Eternal was consistently very amusing to me

who cares
yap for 3 hours about it

[arctic talon]

have overlap in terms of like content lol

[storm jungle]

DUDE, LEGIT.

[languid meadow]

suck my nuts

[crystal forum]

ok

[sly ivy]

Based based based

[storm jungle]

I loved it but like I couldnt let it go longer because we kept getting reports. Some of them just went to other mods and he got kicked.

[languid meadow]

It's just that shrimple

[storm jungle]

which tbh

he literally knew was gonna happen

so like, he was entirely aware he was an asshole

so that kinda says a lot

He was nice in that like, dumb class clown way.

[vagrant fox]

I always had something to read 😔

[storm jungle]

even if he wasnt aware

[sly ivy]

Lmfao what the fuck was he doing that he got so many reports

[crystal forum]

i liked him he was like the guy in the horus book that kept telling horus he was gay in front of all the other marines

[storm jungle]

Being an asshole

[arctic talon]

He's just hostile

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

^

like

it was a very normal thing to do

[arctic talon]

He's not like malicious or anything

he just types like that lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah lol

also like

[spare osprey]

IH moment

[storm jungle]

actively is toxic then complains it isnt his fault

[sly ivy]

The world is a hostile place

[storm jungle]

im sorry but uhhh "You guys are wrong" is not a good defense

[crystal forum]

hey

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-winchester-supernatural-relatable-relatablemoods-gif-7719768255809338997

[crystal forum]

dean winchester

[storm jungle]

I never liked IH but he ironically made me dislike them even more

[vagrant fox]

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed rip eternal

[sly ivy]

He was just trying to prepare us for the world and we killed him

Just trying to save us

[storm jungle]

Yeah what a shame.

still not buying IH

rip

[spare osprey]

i've prob mentioned him before but i knew an italian IH fan who liked to roleplay he was roman

worst guy ever

[storm jungle]

space marine user

worst guy ever

name a more iconic duo

[languid meadow]

dogshit chapter

I don't care for them

[spare osprey]

like beyond the IH stuff

he was genuinely confused why a levi dread with a jump pack was a bad idea

and always talked about how he hated girls his age

weirdo

[crystal forum]

i like to roleplay as a warship janitor who keeps a collection of toenails taken from crewmen

[sly ivy]

Like on the stove

Damn it

[arctic talon]

please do not tell me he went down

[spare osprey]

yeah he was a huge cannibal

[sly ivy]

Corrected before I could send

[sly ivy]

Mama mia

[storm jungle]

My favorite part was how every time someone mentions anything even remotely negative about IH he instantly got upset.

"HUEEARGH not like other primarchs dont have stupid names. Yes yes its normal in 40k gurrrrr!!!"

Or like had a excerpt ready to prove people wrong which was just a generic Space Marine chapter-specific codex entry just glazing them.

him getting banned during a minecraft movie debate was hilarious though, a fitting end 😔

[crystal forum]

i dont like those guys personally

[spare osprey]

lowk he did get angry anytime someone mentioned like non italian pizza

[sly ivy]

That’s all Italians

[crystal forum]

that's just being italian

[languid meadow]

lmfao

[storm jungle]

Also uhhh

had like some really weird pseudo-racist rant about native americans

that was something lol

[wet sandal]

i'm just imagining tony soprano talking about how iron hands are great

[crystal forum]

but IH are superior though

[languid meadow]

The other primarchs get away with it because their chapters are COOL

[storm jungle]

Literally.

[storm jungle]

TRUE.

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/corax-corvus-corax-raven-guard-warhammer-warhammer-40k-gif-18400424520560582757

[spare osprey]

🤨

missed that one

[crystal forum]

IH are cool too i swear

[sly ivy]

Pseudo racist and actually racist are worlds apart

[storm jungle]

Same shit.

[crystal forum]

i dont remember him being racist

[storm jungle]

dont pull that stupid semantics card with me

[sly ivy]

No

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

He knew to avoid it

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/sanguinius-warhammer-warhammer-40k-blood-angels-40k-gif-5881363644987634394

[sly ivy]

That’s the same as admitting he wasn’t

[storm jungle]

he was like nearing sharing opinions about stuff sometimes before just entirely backing off

I remember he like even went "Nah id get banned"

which was um

🤨

[sly ivy]

If not shared u don’t know what the opinions were

Not admissible in court

[storm jungle]

He isnt here

stop meatriding

jeez

[crystal forum]

anyways he actually made me fall in love with iron hands

[sly ivy]

HAHA based

[forest orbit]

He literally said stuff about palestinians which was ummm 💀

[storm jungle]

Bruh I forgot he did that

💀

I remember now

lmfao

[spare osprey]

god he was just wonderful and kind to everyone huh

[languid meadow]

RANDALL THERE'S A RACIST IN CHAT
This is a 40k discord...
You're gonna find racists here

[forest orbit]

Anyway

[late osprey]

Eternal be like "Word of god codex lore isn't sufficient. Show me specific anecdotes or you're wrong."

[storm jungle]

Bro dont get me started

LMAO

[forest orbit]

Didnt he also like

[sly ivy]

Based

[forest orbit]

have some very grognard shit with the femtodes thing

[storm jungle]

yeah he argued for like 2 hours

and the entire chat disagreed wih him

(again)

[sly ivy]

Eli were all of the reports your alts

[crystal forum]

he was a counter voice to the room

he added spice

[late osprey]

Go ahead, show me that people are suffering in the Imperium, but you can't use any lore that isn't a first person POV going "I'm suffering in the Imperium right now."

[forest orbit]

Im too lazy for alts.

[crystal forum]

and a lot of salt

[sly ivy]

Based

[storm jungle]

Same guy that said the word "nazi" is a "buzzword" in 40k btw

yeah I guess I imagined all the fascists I see in this fandom every week

[sly ivy]

Wat

[storm jungle]

sorry dude my bad

[forest orbit]

Idk why he did that stuff

[crystal forum]

tbh that's the thing that drove me insane with him sometimes

[forest orbit]

like outright denying this fandom has bad people in it

[crystal forum]

he would NEVER change his mind

[storm jungle]

Honestly me neither

hes like extremely centrist

[arctic talon]

I'm so tired of this argument lol

[storm jungle]

to a really bad leel

[arctic talon]

free me

from this prison

[forest orbit]

Same.

Kill me.

[arctic talon]

Too bad

[sly ivy]

Tf centrist is good

[languid meadow]

THIS FANDOM IS A PRISON

[storm jungle]

It really isnt

[crystal forum]

you could argue with him for hours and it's like talking to a brick wall

[sly ivy]

You people are crazy

Yes it is

[arctic talon]

anyways watching someone get killed in the 40k discord for being sexist about custodes is so funny lol

[late osprey]

His standards for proof were so absurd pretty much nothing in 40k would exist if he critically analyzed it.

[forest orbit]

Literally.

[late osprey]

Tau? Non-existent.

Boltguns? No valid sources.

[storm jungle]

People are getting killed
"Yeah I cant comment on this"

centrism moment

[sly ivy]

Centrism good you guys are in a bubble

[vagrant fox]

Centrism is for cowards too afraid of making a choice 💯 💪

[storm jungle]

Im in bikini bottom son

[dapper gyro]

You guys are still yapping about that person?

[storm jungle]

Chad

[storm jungle]

"still"

this is the first time hes mentioned in uhhhh

[crystal forum]

you JUST arrived

[sly ivy]

Ok I mean it’s not as good as center right true

[storm jungle]

like 6 months i think

[storm jungle]

he ALWAYS does this

[spare osprey]

did you know the non existent tau were terrified of the morally good imperial hulking and overcompensating warmachine churches?

true story

[storm jungle]

"Guys this argument is so annoying!"

Public discord
continues to stay in channel

[dapper gyro]

Because it is almost 30 min on this...

[languid meadow]

meeeee

[storm jungle]

perish

[arctic talon]

this conversation is boring

can we yap about something different

or are we gona keep yapping about this topic

[storm jungle]

ok monster hunter user

[crystal forum]

i got nothing else to yap about

[spare osprey]

yall seen the new amazing world of gumball

[sacred ginkgo]

My favorite genre of internet complaining
Has a problem
Receives an answer
"nope, I want to be mad about it"

[storm jungle]

NO

[crystal forum]

no

[storm jungle]

"who cares"

[spare osprey]

WHY NOT

[crystal forum]

is it good

[languid meadow]

now prepared for a certain topic to start

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[sly ivy]

God it’s almost like he’s here

This is so wonderful

[crystal forum]

he could be any one of us

[spare osprey]

first few episodes were good but you could tell they were tryna get back into the flow

rest of it was really solid

[storm jungle]

"back in the flow"

[sly ivy]

He is the man beside you

[storm jungle]

mfer is gumball

[arctic talon]

I wonder how many times I've been reported on this discord lol

I know at least once

by that dude who got fucking banned

[storm jungle]

Once.

we ignored it

[sly ivy]

I do every hour on the hour

[arctic talon]

and then threatened me in DMs

[storm jungle]

because the dude was a cunt

lol

[arctic talon]

that was funny

[spare osprey]

even gumball needs his flow schlawg

[crystal forum]

what about me dilara

[arctic talon]

and then he deleted what he sent me in DMs

I wish I had a screenshot of it

[crystal forum]

how many times did deimo report me

[storm jungle]

Never, since you arent a chud 💀

[sly ivy]

Wat

[crystal forum]

whaaaa

now i feel left out

[vagrant fox]

I know I'm too nice to get reported

[sly ivy]

Hahaha Jay u loser

[late osprey]

People doing ts always are a menace.

[crystal forum]

what in god's name could wolf get reported for

[late osprey]

"The Imperial Court is not entertaining me to my whims!"

"Entertain me, jesters!"

Like STFU bro just go to a different discord if you don't like what's being talked about

[languid meadow]

My chudlings

[late osprey]

(talking to the void, here, not to anyone specifically)

[vagrant fox]

Who watches Gumballs anyway, American Dad is where it's at

[sacred ginkgo]

I think I've been reported once because of Foca

[spare osprey]

we all know it's about wolf don't worry

[crystal forum]

just do like the rest of us and force a new topic by interjecting in the conversation

[late osprey]

Is Family Guy the funniest show ever conceived?

[spare osprey]

real patriots

[sly ivy]

He wouldn’t teach me kung fu

[languid meadow]

No that's the Cleveland show

[late osprey]

That's an act of high magic. Just complaining and asking people to passively cater to your tastes is low magic.

[arctic talon]

I made the stupid skinning someone joke and they got really mad and called me a communist

[crystal forum]

im actually upset my numerous political rants havent gotten me reported even once

[arctic talon]

and some o ther racist stuff

it was really funny

because it was really sad

and pathetic

[languid meadow]

I do wonder if I've ever been reported

[arctic talon]

dude gave me horrendus vibes in the past lol

[languid meadow]

wrong image

[arctic talon]

but thats about it

I never actually talked with him at all that much

[crystal forum]

i knew it would be for a cool reason

[late osprey]

Nobody reports based on morals and principles anymore. It's all about if they personally disagree.

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[languid meadow]

Vibes based reporting

[spare osprey]

dude ik been posting this to his story way too many times after seeing F4

[languid meadow]

lmfao

[arctic talon]

Is the movie good

btw lol

[languid meadow]

yea

[late osprey]

Nietzschean Egoist Reporting

[spare osprey]

i liked it, but you can tell they cut shit out

like a lot

[sly ivy]

🫡

[crystal forum]

DONT MAKE ME UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS

you can't force me to learn philosophy

[late osprey]

You will learn the nature of nature, and you will like it.

[vagrant fox]

Learn philosophy you homo

[spare osprey]

let's talk about the real summer blockbuster tho

[sly ivy]

It’s all crap anyway

Except Plato is ok

[crystal forum]

he's the one philosopher i actually hate

[sly ivy]

Like personally when did u meet him

[vagrant fox]

Read Stirner and become ultimately enlightened

[languid meadow]

doing gen psyche in HS and being forced to read Sigmunds work

[late osprey]

Wasn't a big fan of his worldbuilding about his original fantasy setting Atlantis.

Very mary sue utopian writing and a nonsensical conclusion.

[languid meadow]

considered ending it right then and there

[sly ivy]

Also Marcus Aurelius man didn’t ask to be a meme but also it’s not really philosophy it’s just his like auto self help book

[spare osprey]

i thought that shit was just his journal

[crystal forum]

make up a whole person then kill your OC because he was too much of a chad to renounce his beliefs

[sly ivy]

It is but it’s like

Mostly advice to himself

[late osprey]

Stirner is the ultimate end of the line for empiricists and anyone who wants to avoid belief sans observation should follow him.

[spare osprey]

huh

good for him

[sly ivy]

It’s worth a read it’s good

It’s short

[crystal forum]

can people stop sucking stoic dick genuinely

[vagrant fox]

Marcus Aurelius' stuff boils down to 'be somewhat sensible' boring

[sly ivy]

It’s very uh contemporary

No

Have you actually read it it’s just like

[spare osprey]

went to barnes and noble a while ago and saw it, might pick it up after my move

need more books

[sly ivy]

A normal guy trying to deal with life

[late osprey]

To be fair, most philosophy was basically written in the I AM SILLY format anyway.

Something something dialogue.

[sly ivy]

Republic is great

[vagrant fox]

I just like that he doodled himself as a chad

[sly ivy]

Yeah I just like the immediacy and emotion in it.

[late osprey]

Just about all of his peers were like "Okay you're actually right but we still can't take you seriously because those are a lunatic's beliefs."

[sly ivy]

More than the advice or whatever

it’s touching

[crystal forum]

and college taught me that jung's dialectics are all i need to defeat written exams

why am i right?

[crystal forum]

because i'm right

[late osprey]

Galileo also did this format, btw, which is how he got arrested.

[crystal forum]

maybe i'm not right?

no im right

dialectics

[spare osprey]

btw while the nerds are online, i could logically make a 40k version of a wrathmonger right

[arctic talon]

Yes

easily

[late osprey]

why not?

[arctic talon]

for both cultists and CSm

[late osprey]

like literally what could possibly stop that

[crystal forum]

that's space marines with less armor

[arctic talon]

Though if you want to make them cultists

they're uh

a little big

they're chaos warrior sized

so primaris sized give or take a bit

lol

[late osprey]

If you just glue some chaos warrior backpacks and, optionally, pauldrons

[spare osprey]

yay

[late osprey]

They'll be unmistakeably chaos marines

[crystal forum]

this just means you'll have primaris sized csm before GW does it for you

[late osprey]

Although you may need to do some knifework for the pauldrons

[arctic talon]

tbf

Pauldrons are optional imo

[spare osprey]

if the way they're made is fantasy unique or smth

all i really need is an arm and head from these guys

[late osprey]

They are, just the backpack would be necessary IMO

[spare osprey]

i got a white scar idea

[arctic talon]

Oh

[late osprey]

Both for lore and aesthetic/identification

[arctic talon]

the arms

are kind of awkward on them iirc

The heads are fine

[crystal forum]

i refuse to believe silence doesn't have a bath tub full of space marine spare parts

[spare osprey]

for the sword options too?

[arctic talon]

Yes iirc they build weirdly

lemme check the sprue

[late osprey]

Sid from Toy Story like

[shell mason]

Ello nerds

[spare osprey]

got it

i was lookin at one specifically

[spare osprey]

lowk

i've got like a pile of sprues next to me rn

[late osprey]

I've noticed that GW has been increasingly irrational with their sprue setup, is that just me?

[spare osprey]

cause i'm going through literally everything

[late osprey]

Like it feels like firstborn marines all connected at joins like calm and reasonable models

But I increasingly see like, half a bicep

Lumineth was some serious wackjob sprue work

[arctic talon]

its more efficent for sprue space

is why

[crystal forum]

that's what they want you to think

[late osprey]

I figured it wasn't just pure malice for the poor, innocent, greenstuff kitbashers

[arctic talon]

Tbh even with the like

new sprues

you just need to do more surgery

[crystal forum]

big sprue hits yet again

[arctic talon]

its like the pewter/resin days

but with plasticl ol

[crystal forum]

wolf you're so old

[late osprey]

Big Sprue calls up the GW HQ, "They're using the sprues incorrectly, do something!"

GW CEO: "Yes, my lord."

[spare osprey]

alr one i'm looking at seems easy to cut up

[crystal forum]

that's a cricket bat

[arctic talon]

I'm not old, resin and pewter are modern materials for like literally every other tabletop wargame

lol

GW is massively ahead of the curve mostly

[crystal forum]

not for 40k

[late osprey]

Sure thing, old man.

[vagrant fox]

I flip flop a lot on his idess of egoism in all honesty. Yeah that's great and makes sense I want to annihilate my spooks. Then again, maybe only acting in ways I see fot without any restrictions is wack
It's good brain food

[crystal forum]

i bet you eat your lead pewter

[late osprey]

It's a good exercise on the necessity of taking the occasional warrant/logical leap of faith

[spare osprey]

listen i just need a daemon weapon alr, if he wants to whack ppl instead of slice it's fine by me

gotta put it on this bad boy

[dapper gyro]

For table top games? Maybe. Definite not in term of plastic miniatures.

[late osprey]

It demonstrates that you, at the very least, should just believe that human life has value

[arctic talon]

For tabletop wargames

GW isn't using PVC

[crystal forum]

no way you actually bought that generic ass model

[arctic talon]

and they're not using resin and pewter

[spare osprey]

well yeah, i needed it for a white scar

[arctic talon]

which is already a huge step up from their competition lol

I'd rather work with pewter then PVC Plastic

tbh

[late osprey]

Did you want him to buy a space marine dancing with maracas on a go-kart?

What else is there for marines?

[crystal forum]

are you really going to completely shave him lmao

every single marking

[spare osprey]

more or less

[dapper gyro]

Injection moulding for historical mini is there for a long time.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[spare osprey]

swap the volkite arm for a bird

[crystal forum]

thank you deino

for the insight

[arctic talon]

but tabletop wargames are mostly resin and metal rn still

lol

Even historicals

For stuff people actually play

[crystal forum]

you have birds laying around?

[spare osprey]

star wars legion are starting to move over to GW style plastics ain't they

[arctic talon]

Yeah

thank fuck lol

the PVC was awful

[spare osprey]

i wish

[arctic talon]

The resin stuff they have is great as well

[spare osprey]

a pigeon is smth i need rn

[arctic talon]

I just hated working with the PVC crap

[spare osprey]

buying that one white scar praetor

[crystal forum]

a hunting pigeon 😭

[dapper gyro]

I mean, Tamiya in japan and Airflix in UK have been making those since the 90s.

[crystal forum]

woah that's a cool combi bolter

[spare osprey]

i'm still debating on swapping the birds head tho

[languid meadow]

idk how I just found out about the GW logo fucking ewwwwww

[spare osprey]

maybe put like a snake or smth

[spare osprey]

oh yeah the basic font shit

nasty

[crystal forum]

i thought you said GW lego

imagine

[crystal forum]

this change does nothing to me as a consumer

[languid meadow]

Gif was too fast

[wet sandal]

soul vs soulless

[dapper gyro]

Simplified logo, the ban of modern design.

[crystal forum]

i have gifs only activate on mouse over

[vagrant fox]

wrong
You'll be annihilated

[dapper gyro]

I can go to Word, set size 30 and make this design.

[crystal forum]

will it get approved by the 30 heads of the marketing department though

didn't think so

[dapper gyro]

Why it is so wrong for companies to be colourful nowadays?

[spare osprey]

it's already on the boxes ain't it

[arctic talon]

it isn't

lol

the logo is only for corporate papers

[crystal forum]

i can garantee you they created an entire font for this and copyrighted it

[arctic talon]

still lame though imo

Nah

its the same font

as their really old fucking logo

one moment

[crystal forum]

it's just the result of giant companies doing shit that has to be approved by 10000 people in legal, marketing, optics, design, shoelace

so only the most generic safe shit gets through

[languid meadow]

the line must grow

[spare osprey]

OH ALSO, random topic that i wanna brag about

got my own tag on 40k gallery

let this be a lesson in wasting money

[arctic talon]

It’s the exact same font as Their old logo lol

The font choice is intentional

[crystal forum]

im going to a con soon and i will defeat your record

[crystal forum]

did they take the photo with the biggest fisheye lens in the world

[arctic talon]

in any case the logo font is very intentional

[crystal forum]

that is so bad

[arctic talon]

I still think its bleh

but whatever

Its not used on boxes

[crystal forum]

why would they return to an old logo

im just more confused than before

[arctic talon]

idfk

but the font is literally the exact same

but this new logo is only used on legal documents/investor reports/their website rn

[opaque coyote]

Is it weird that now I'm imagining like

Some Khornate Warrior keeping a Daemon Possessed sword as a pet

[crystal forum]

wait

[arctic talon]

I do think its like

worse

[opaque coyote]

or a roommate

or something

[crystal forum]

it's not exactly the same

look at the S

it's curvier in the old logo

[opaque coyote]

"Hi, I'm Bob, and here is Kugrath the Imbibitor of Blood."

[crystal forum]

and the O is thinner

it's a different font

[opaque coyote]

Daemon Sword: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

[spare osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238202393238179880/1242170361534087339/SirFletcher.gif

[arctic talon]

lmao no its apparently the same font

they're both Futura

[shell mason]

sup laati

[arctic talon]

its just the printing I'd assume

[shell mason]

still a nerd?

[crystal forum]

naaaaah

[arctic talon]

makes it look different on the box

[crystal forum]

wolf companies make their own font

[arctic talon]

The original one is literally Futura

the new one is uh

[crystal forum]

even if it's just like pixels of difference

[arctic talon]

Futura with a hat on

lol

[spare osprey]

i mean you gotta wonder what they talk about when they're not fighting someone

[opaque coyote]

Y'know how Demoman has Eyelander as like

a roommate in the tf2 comics

Basically like that

[spare osprey]

lmao

[crystal forum]

can demon swords reproduce

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I just imagine Abaddon casually giving Drach'nyen a bag of chips

or something

[sly ivy]

……..

[opaque coyote]

Drach'nyen: "Don't let your arms fall off..."

Abaddon: "THAT WAS SEVERAL YEARS AGO. MY MODEL'S FIXED NOW SHUT UP-"

sword continues to snicker quietly

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-in-bath-toys-gif-11994976550362590797 they do it like this

[dapper gyro]

So in 40K, between soul and mind, which one is more important?

[arctic talon]

both

[crystal forum]

manly men doing child stuff is my favorite format

[arctic talon]

they're both equally important

[opaque coyote]

both

the necrons can attest that not having a soul is generally miserable

[crystal forum]

i refuse to believe deino asked a question that doesn't include a follow up explanation of something else

[opaque coyote]

although idk about blanks since it's unknown whether they have just a soul with different powers

or no soul
or whatever

[arctic talon]

Unless you become an engram

you need a soul to retain conciousness

And even then engrams always feel wrong mentally

they know something is wrong deep in the back of their head

even if they have a perfect replication of their body

[opaque coyote]

even then, again, even the ones that have a body high tech enough to properly express their stuff

they're still clearly kinda

not right

[arctic talon]

They're explictly missing something

[opaque coyote]

like ripping a piece of paper and taping it back together

[opaque coyote]

flayed ones are generally creepy as shit as a result

also a cool (and horrific) idea

"I need to breathe. I don't my lungs. You. YOU HAVE MY LUNGS."

[arctic talon]

well

that exists

thats called Dysphorek lol

The Flayed ones are suffering from an extreme case of that

[opaque coyote]

ik

[arctic talon]

• the flayer virus

[opaque coyote]

that's the cool idea I expressed

worded it wrong though

should've said that I think it's a cool idea

or sometihng

[opaque coyote]

either way, the flayed ones terrify me as a result

[sly ivy]

Soul

[opaque coyote]

they have mental torture

[sly ivy]

(It’s both)

[opaque coyote]

and physical!

all the bases are covered

[arctic talon]

losing your soul basically just kills you lol

[vagrant fox]

That bit where that one can't breathe and his nonexistent skin touches nothing is very cool

Sounds like a bit shit existence

[sly ivy]

Jesus

[crystal forum]

shouldn't have walked willingly into the terminator soul machine

L necron

[vagrant fox]

Rip bozo shouldn't have had soul cancer

[crystal forum]

i bet they wish they just died

[opaque coyote]

Considering they have to literally flay people just to have a slightly less tortured existence

definitely

[crystal forum]

are you telling me they're not even into the flaying

[arctic talon]

They’re not

They’re trying to put their skin back on

And bodies back together

It’s creepy

[crystal forum]

but they enjoy it right

wait does that mean that the necrontyr had skin

[opaque coyote]

More like a temporary respite to pain

that never lasts

[arctic talon]

The necrontyr had skin

[crystal forum]

i wonder what they looked like

if human skin is the closest thing to their original form

[opaque coyote]

probably similar to their robot forms except not metal

since it's supposed to be like

modeled after them

[crystal forum]

they seem pretty human to me

[opaque coyote]

I mean it's worth noting that a lot of aliens in 40k are humanoid

so

they ain't special in that regard

[vagrant fox]

Blame the old ones

[opaque coyote]

lazy mfs

[sly ivy]

We have pictures of them now

[crystal forum]

at least with tau they have weird feet

i dont see that on necrons

do they flay tau too?

[opaque coyote]

tbf they have tall ass heads compared to ours

easter island looking mfs

[dapper gyro]

I asked because some character lost their souls, but they still think...

[opaque coyote]

also some necrons just have no noses and a single eye

[opaque coyote]

which uh

makes you think

[sly ivy]

From necron codex

[opaque coyote]

permanently mogging

[vagrant fox]

They'll go for whatever is nearby and has skin afaik, I think orks in twice dead king