40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

I will be sent to the front lines and die

I am not soldier material

I would be the type to somehow accidentally punch my superior

Like I trip and punch him by mistake type of shit

[dapper gyro]

You can do support trade, lol.

Not everyone needs to be at the front.

People watched too much publicity with guys doing hardcore PT in the military, lol.

[opaque coyote]

Currently working for a computer engineer major

[bright yew]

https://tenor.com/view/all-quiet-on-the-western-front-regret-sadness-pain-celebration-gif-11912106596447852930

[dapper gyro]

Guess what, logistic is as important as the guy shooting in the front.

[bright yew]

Ryo be like

[dapper gyro]

Intelligence, drone ops, supply tech, etc.

[opaque coyote]

Also said Krieger OC basically has a Samus Aran type situation

She's a woman. You can't tell

[dapper gyro]

Even a cook

[opaque coyote]

So everybody assumes she's a he

And she just doesn't bother to even correct them

Like the gas mask also masks (ba dum tss) her voice

[dapper gyro]

Sound like one of the episode from Halo Legends.

Babysister episode

[bright yew]

The babysitter?

[opaque coyote]

Clothes + flak stuff makes it so that no specific shape beyond "Yeah that's a human person" is recognized.

[bright yew]

If I remember the spartan was cal 141

[opaque coyote]

No real reason for thus

[dapper gyro]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

I just like having a quirk for shits and giggles

[rose thorn]

Found someone with prices I like and an art style I like who has done warhammer

I might ask them on my alt about it

[dapper gyro]

One of the strongest Spartan 2.

[opaque coyote]

Gaming

[rose thorn]

The com

Oh rheu have discord

Awesome

[bright yew]

My Krieg just doesn’t care about his life nor his name or has a reason to live outside of serving the emperor but every single time he comes back

His first mission alive
The next one, he was the only one alive and was turned into a grenadier

[opaque coyote]

I had the idea of the OC originally being from a different guardsman regiment

[bright yew]

It’s like a “why I can’t die”

[opaque coyote]

She got brain damage and lost her memory.

A Krieger scavenger found her alive.

Decided to bring her back because extra cannon fodder is good.

Joined the Kriegers purely because her dog tags were gone, she had zero memory, and they needed an extra gun.

[rose thorn]

have to wait for them to accept friend request

[bright yew]

On the other side, Kate was not a cadian form birth and was adopted by a commissar, she became a kasrkin alongside his stepbrother Gabriel (who views her as his little sister)

She wanted at the beginning to prove that she was worthy of being a cadian and wanted to prove herself in battle and make her missing mother proud

During the recidious campaign (sm2) she nearly got corrupted by the obelisk in demerium but got saved because Titus inverted the device at the end of the campaign

When she found 625 (my kriegsman oc) sometime after the sm2 she fell in “love” and gave him a name (Jonathan) and wants him to have at least a reason to live

[rose thorn]

idk i might just message their twitter after a day or so

[bright yew]

Good luck

[fossil current]

What is arbities armor made out of? Is it ceramite? Standard flak? Plasteel?

[bright yew]

Its carapace armor

I think its made of plasteel but im not that sure

[fossil current]

Cool! I like their whole deal. Only use their armor in RT

[dapper gyro]

It is a carapace level platsteel.

[arctic talon]

It’s carapace armor so a grab bag of plasteel, ceramite, Ect.

[queen laurel]

As people already stated

It's carapace but the special thing about that is that it is surprisingly light for carapace allowing it to be protective while also not hindering their mobility much

[dapper gyro]

Carapace is more of a level of protection than anything.

[crystal forum]

gotta love how assassins can kill people without breaking a sweat but they struggle hard against a small group of soldiers in an actual fair battle

imagine if space marines and assassin temples worked together

[dapper gyro]

Assassin has carapace made of heavy duty plasteel or even ceramite, which is lighter while providing same level of protection.

[crystal forum]

afaik they wear super advanced bodygloves. their resilience comes mostly from their augments and training, but they die easily if you actually manage to hit them

[opaque coyote]

Y'know something that I wish was tackled more was uh

Superman and Lex Luthor being old childhood friends

I'm weak to that type of stuff, it's why my favorite villain is Two Face.

Also Arkham Shadows has probably the best version of Two Face, with the entire story centered around Bruce's and Harvey's relationship. Easily a peak story.

Too bad it's VR so I will never be able to play it.

[opaque coyote]

Also because of the old pain that... some friends go down the wrong path and you can't really save them.

All you can do is watch as they ruin their own lives and they just...

become somebody else.

Unfortunately experienced that myself.

[bright yew]

Premium carapace

[opaque coyote]

I know that SM Power Armor is made out of Ceramite

but is it the same for Human PA

I honestly thought of a weird inbetween type of thing with Powered Carapace.

[dapper gyro]

Heavy duty plasteel is plasteel combined with ceramite.

[bright yew]

It looks somewhat similar to sob armor

[opaque coyote]

Kinda inspired by like

Salvaged PA from Fallout NV

Where the NCR reuses stripped down PA. Stripped down because the soldiers don't have the training, but the armor is still good.

I imagined a similar thing for the Imperium

An inbetween of sorts.

[dapper gyro]

There is ceramite armour for the guard.

[opaque coyote]

Also I always wondered how they explained away PA Training. Like I know it's a retcon.

But I always thought "How the fuck does Nora wear power armor?"

[dapper gyro]

Except that it is much thinner than only considered at flak/carapace level.

[opaque coyote]

Since Nate (AKA Male Sole Survivor) was an Ex-Soldier.

Makes sense that he knows.

But Nora is a lawyer.

I think PA Training is still there in lore?

Just kinda not a game mechanic anymore

[bright yew]

Gameplay

Nate is the canon one if i remember

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's probably the answer.

They should've made Nate/Nora a Commander Shepherd type of situation

[dapper gyro]

Nah

[opaque coyote]

Where they're just genderswapped versions of the same... person(?)

[bright yew]

Nah

Its bethesda man

They use the same broken engine since the 2000s

[opaque coyote]

I just want my Fallout to be good man...

Honestly I think Fallout 1 and Fallout 2 (on some level) have the best atmosphere.

Gameplay is uh... I definitely prefer Bethesda's by a mile.

It can be fun, but at the same time, there's plenty of XCOM aahh situations

[dapper gyro]

Story wise, it doesn't matter that much if you don't think of the character back story.

[opaque coyote]

I said this yesterday

and I will say this again

Why didn't they keep the VATs ability to shoot people in the groin

smh

I definitely think Fallout 76 (lmao) has my favorite Vats system.

[dapper gyro]

😑

[opaque coyote]

It's basically real time, but you can still select body parts. So it's no longer a "Get out of jail free" card type of thing.

[dapper gyro]

I thought you got some inner madness... Turn out it is inner gooniness...

[opaque coyote]

They're not mutually exclusive

Also because shooting people in the dick is funny.

Especially if you have a fucking minigun

Those poor poor raiders...

[bright yew]

76 was the worst waste of time i had xd

I spent so many hours from here to there wandering

[opaque coyote]

I think it got better since launch?

[bright yew]

At least i managed to launch a nuke

[opaque coyote]

At least enough to actually have a consistent playerbase

[bright yew]

I started playing in 2024

[opaque coyote]

Yeah, I think FO4 is probably the most boring exploration wise for me tbh.

[bright yew]

I dont know how it was during its launch but they say it was horrible

[opaque coyote]

The launch state was basically

"Oh yeah, the devs probably did this in 3 hours of sleep. They probably haven't seen their kids in months."

I am curious enough to play it someday since like... how did they manage to drag themselves out of a dumpster fire.

[noble bear]

in lore, pa training just makes you use pa better, anyone can just use power armor as shown with titus

and fallout 1+2

[bright yew]

Im know the lore of fallout but i dont like the gameplay

I feel like its not for me

[opaque coyote]

Honestly that's fine

Because personally the gameplay of 3 and NV is kinda a bit jank

Especially 3

4 has alright gunplay but the RPG element got fucking gutted

[queen laurel]

well

they can wear power armour if they are good enough

[sacred ginkgo]

They actually referenced that idiot

Seriously

[queen laurel]

hey it exist so they have to record it

[late osprey]

It's hilarious that the one example is Obiwan.

[crystal forum]

literally the best named character in the entire setting

i hope he's the main character of the amazon series

there is no way that skin tight power armor is not soft retconned at this point

[bright yew]

OBI WAN?

[queen laurel]

yeah he's a very old character

[dapper gyro]

Power armour without plating is a power suit.

[late osprey]

They should also return to the Ultramarines Chief Librarian being a half-eldar.

[median star]

are iron halos permitted to say inquisitors or is their a human sized equivalent

[plush mason]

they have a Rosetta that has a refractor field generator so thats basically the same afaik

[bright yew]

The rosarius

[plush mason]

yeah that

[celest dome]

Iron Halo need Power Armour iirc

[plush mason]

iron halos also have refractor fields right

[celest dome]

Either of

[bright yew]

SM power armor

The ones the sisters have are just decorations

[celest dome]

There is an Inquisitor that had one iirc

[arctic talon]

They would just be a refractor field of some sorts

But a non marine could have something that looks like an iron halo

I don't think we have a name for the non marine version of the decoration

[crisp heath]

Might be a stupid question but if the great crusade went the way big e planned ,Were the astartes supposed to be culled after the great crusade similar to what happend to the thunder warriors?

[celest dome]

We're not sure, but quite likely

[dapper gyro]

Maybe not culled, but phased out.

[crisp heath]

Thanks guys

[dapper gyro]

They still need something to fight vs necron and other unknown.

Though, it could also be making the guard stronger.

[arctic talon]

Culled on the spot no aside from the Night Lords and World Eaters, but they would have slowly been left to die out as a species.

The Emperor was already planning on replacements for the Marines

the Raptor Program and the Selenar's original iteration of the Primaris program

were both potential marine replacements that were, Sabotaged and never got implemented respectively

[crisp heath]

Man that's grim as heck , even his primarchs?

[arctic talon]

they likely would have been left alone aside from the ones he found problematic(angron, Corax, Khan and curze), but he had plans in mind for at least 6 of them.

Guilliman administration
Magnus golden throne
Dorn Build things
Perturabo Build things
Lion Murder people
Russ Murder People

Angron and Curze were insane and the emperor was likely going to kill them off the moment the great crusade finished. Corax has too many moral conflicts even during the great crusade, and Khan isn't loyal enough

if Lorgar hadn't gone down the chaos rabbit hole he would have been left alone but if he did and the heresy didn't happen he'd also be on the chopping block

the emperor pretty much planned to purge the entire Mechanicum as well post great crusade

and was already setting up the pieces for it before the Heresy broke out

[crisp heath]

That's actually crazy hitting new game after all that

[arctic talon]

Of the original major military and industrial groups of the Solar system triumvirate the Emperor had crippled the Saturnyne Ordo and basicially culturally genocided them, weakened and fractured the mechanicum and was planning on replacing the marine legions

The only thing he was going to keep was the Imperial Household

which were under his and Malcadors direct control

its likely even custodes were on his "let them die out" list

since the Emperor explictly did not want transhumans involved in his "new" human empire

[celest dome]

What about Custodes?

[arctic talon]

Prolly on the phase out list

[crisp heath]

I can see why the imperium is so bad heck , I always thought the custodes would be the ones culling tbh

[arctic talon]

they'd naturally die to attrition over time as his body guards

he could just stop making more

[crisp heath]

Ah

[arctic talon]

well they'd do the culling along with the other marine legions who weren't being purged

[crisp heath]

That makes the most sense

[arctic talon]

or the emperor would have turned the Imperial army + Solar auxillia into a more dedicated military force

ultimately we don't know how he was going to purge his "problems" post heresy

just that he was going to

the great crusade was ultimately concerned about removing any potential rivals and securing territory rather then reconnecting humanity

is the big thing tbh

Its why the terms for joining the imperium were harsh so that they'd reject it so they'd have an excuse to just glass the planet

[crisp heath]

So he was just kind of manipulating everyone from the start ?

[arctic talon]

Yesnt? His plan was that none of the primarchs would oppose him so he wouldn't have to purge them. As for his early allies yes absolutely.

The Saturyne ordo and Mechanicum basically got tricked

The integrated warlord and tech guilds had no choice so they had to just go along

with whatever the Emperor did

in any case the Emperor ironically got extremely lucky the Mechanicum did not want to fight a war

because if they did then his plan would have been fucked

[crisp heath]

Considering the titans they have I wouldn't want to go to war w them

*the mechanicum

[wind zealot]

what's a few trillion dead, in service of the greater good a united, emperor ruled mankind would create

[arctic talon]

If you’re not being ironic because whatever the emperor was planning is never shown to be utopian at all lol

Also the great crusade exterminated pretty much every peaceful and benign xenos society

[crisp heath]

I was just gonna say they did alot of genociding

[wind zealot]

What does The Greater Good have to do with Utopias?

[arctic talon]

Because it wasn’t a greater good

His idea to kill chaos by starving it would have failed

Explicitly

[crisp heath]

Do u guys mean the tau?

Oh nvm

[arctic talon]

the Tau hadn’t even evolved then likely

[crisp heath]

I saw greater good and thought tau

My bad

[arctic talon]

If you’re trying to justify the emperors actions they literally cannot be justified with the whole ends justify the means because his plan was doomed to fail from the start

Beyond just trying to justify the genocide of trillions if not quadrillions of humans alone lol

[wind zealot]

I don't find that argument very strong, because it's at the mercy of the writers, not dependent on anything real.

[arctic talon]

Then what is the greater good you’re claiming to exist

lol

[wind zealot]

In any case, in-universe it's what the emperor believed in.

[arctic talon]

Yeah and it was a failure

Explicitly

[wind zealot]

because that's the setting

[arctic talon]

Well yeah

The plan to starve chaos was flawed because the emperor didn’t truly understand chaos

[wind zealot]

which is why I don't see what's the point of crucifying the emperor for shitty writing

[arctic talon]

I’m not

?

I don’t even think he’s written that shittly tbh

You can see why he’d draw the conclusions he made

And why he’d do the things he’d do

[wind zealot]

nah, he's terribly written, immortal super genius and then he gets slapped with a giant idiot ball

[arctic talon]

Not really

He’s not much of an idiot imo

Emotionally unintelligent sure

But not in terms of actual intelligence

At the end of the day I don’t think about justifying the emperors actions because with the way FW and black library wrote the great crusade and heresy

There’s nothing to justify

The imperium being evil from the start is a decision that I kind of disagree with along with heresy so closely resembling 40k but whatever. That ship has sailed lol

The imperium being so needlessly cruel and brutal is part of the fun for 40k. The imperium is absolutely awful and it’s great

[celest dome]

Is that person trying to say the Emperor did the right choices ?

[median star]

what do you think he wouldve planned for manus

[arctic talon]

Idk, likely let him craft stuff

Ferrus was loyal

[median star]

think that couldve driven some divide between him and vulkan seeing as he always went to vulkan for making his funny gadgets or you think they wouldve wouldnt hold a grudge over something like that

[sturdy sedge]

I doubt Manus would care that much. He ain't Peter Turbo or Horace

[arctic talon]

I think Ferrus and Vulkan would just ignore each other tbh or get along

[median star]

were their any specific brother manus disliked besides obv curze

[arctic talon]

Curze, fulgrim(at first), Perturabo

He really did not like Perturabo

[sturdy sedge]

Angron maybe

[median star]

i thought he was kind of just indifferent pretend he doesnt exist to pert

[arctic talon]

He thought he was a whiny bitch who never stated his wants and desires and never self improved

[sturdy sedge]

To be fair noone liked Perturabo

[arctic talon]

According to the black books he explicitly thought Perturabo was a bitch

I’m paraphrasing a bit

[sturdy sedge]

He was

[median star]

that is p funny tho

[arctic talon]

Well Magnus, Lion and Vulkan did

lol

Also Horus

[sturdy sedge]

Rly?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[median star]

suprised lion liked him

[arctic talon]

Though Magnus was his only friend

Lion thought Perturabo was efficient

And good at his job

[crisp heath]

They respected him

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Vulkan did actually like Perturabo

[crisp heath]

I didn't know that

[arctic talon]

Though it’s never elaborated on

Beyond a single fucking line

From the black books lol

[crisp heath]

I always liked perty

[median star]

did khan and curze have any specific or notable interactions

would khan speed be able to out manover his precognition

[arctic talon]

Curze ironically mainly fought the lion during the heresy

The night lords and dark angels fought

a lot

In terms of black book conflicts and the newer libers

[median star]

[arctic talon]

I think they’re by far the most

[median star]

khan

[arctic talon]

As for why? Idfk

If you can I highly recommend reading the black books

If you can get them

They’re by far the best source of heresy lore and it’s not even close

They’re like way better then the heresy novels

Despite being rulebooks

[median star]

i knew abt the lion stuff was asking abt khan as i hardly know anything abt khan and white scars tbh

[arctic talon]

Ah

For khan uh

They really didn’t do much

I’m ngl

But khans novels are really good

His whole thing was he was loyal to the emperor due to his strength and vision(big empire)

[median star]

how far after the siege was it that curze got got

[arctic talon]

But they fought the alpha legion mostly

[arctic talon]

He died some time in M.31

[median star]

wonder if theyll do something w that w the new scouring series

[arctic talon]

We know quite a bit of his death tbh

Since it’s shown in the night lords stuff

[sturdy sedge]

Cruze was plagued by visions of horrible future his entire life. So when he was visited by assassin, he pretty much let her finish him off.

[median star]

curze but w the butchere nails ez

[lofty mason]

Are there any regulations in the IoM regarding who can own armed warships?

Mechancius operates warships independent from the Imperial Navy, following its own agendas. Kind of similar to Rogue Traders.

Or, is it leaning towards something like:

"Do you hate Xenos?"
"Are you owning this ship and use it to further the interests of the God Emperor?"
"If both of these answers are Yes, you may own a warship."

[sour hornet]

So do Arbites, and Astartes.

And many other organizations

Do not get large enough to draw concern from the Navis Imperialis, or Mechanicus Fleet, and you're good

Consolidation of forces, aka being able to do many things by yourself, is frowned upon as a concept.

The Administratum doesn't want anyone having an independent fleet large enough to cause problems. Rare exceptions notwithstanding.

[storm jungle]

Yeah warships arent given willy nilly

[green loom]

It's probably best to think of it mainly split into the main Navy and then Merchant navy

And then all the different faction fleets are typically their own things

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Merchant_Charter

This is I think how most "average" imperials get ships

[barren prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xzfyZvaurg
😭 why did they change the layout

i feel like im thirdwheeling a date

[plush mason]

https://youtu.be/MfyUSB_UJJU?si=8rfSL4e7l84xuo3u

[sharp pollen]

i think we need to bomb the Craftworlds

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/283984194382725124/1206581043553894400/toughlife.gif

[rocky gale]

[hallow saddle]

100%

lock em all up for meddling

this post was brought to you by Dorf Gang

[sharp pollen]

btw, if ogryns are not represented, why GW dont want to represent them even more

i think FS at least asked GW if they can make female ogryns

most likely GW just said no

[celest dome]

Cause making female Ogryn would be a spicy subject that GW doesn't see any positive return from it

[sharp pollen]

thought about that also

[sharp pollen]

tbh yeah, ugly fat women... that would be a blast...

i already have heard like 3 times from different ru streamers who were new to darktide who saw Zola for the first - lmao she's ugly, or lmao so many females in 40k

i fucking cant man

i just wanted to be happy seeing my mates learning about 40k and enjoying cool darktide gameplay...

(even tho they like the gameplay)

[sly ivy]

Literally no one would care it’s not a spicy subject

[sharp pollen]

if they would be in books - who knows

but... actual designs...

[outer wave]

Are people really that weird about women in 40k, much less uglier women?

[hallow saddle]

yes, chuds are

chuds get super upset that there are women in games who arent modelled purely for sex appeal

[sturdy sedge]

i dont really care cuz its goddamn horde shooter

[sly ivy]

Bruh ogryns are supposed to be ugly

[dapper gyro]

Either no women camp or full goon camp.

[sly ivy]

U don’t understand the nuances of the chud mind

[outer wave]

Lemme have some handsome ogryns!

[dapper gyro]

Barely in between

[sly ivy]

No one would have a problem with ugly female ogryn

[sturdy sedge]

not this one

[sly ivy]

🙏🏽

[dapper gyro]

I'm a hate watcher of 40K. Only care of it so I can slap the brain dead hardcore fans.

[sturdy sedge]

bruh

[sly ivy]

Chuds have no problem with horrible female ogres in fantasy or with grotesque witches or even with weird hairy female dwarves. Female ogryns would be uncontroversial and cool

Also big giant booba

I rest my case

[outer wave]

We need our ogryn BBWs.....

[sly ivy]

From ur mouth 2 gods ears

[sly ivy]

With video games etc they r concerned about the female protagonists bc they want 2 goon unhindered. W Custodes it’s bc it really does seem to contradict previous lore, at least implicit (I tbh don’t have a problem with it. In fact it makes more sense than a large number of baseline human female frontline combatants bc Custodes are custom made)

[fossil current]

I hope in dark heresy you can play a krieger or a steel legion guardsmen.

[arctic talon]

Unlikely to be those specific regiments

As a guardsmen turned acolyte prolly

[fossil current]

Rogue trader has a guardsmen option, I just wanna be a funny gas mask slayer of Xenos

[arctic talon]

Dark heresy is likely to be much much much less of a power fantasy

Tbh

Esp with fear and shock

[fossil current]

Being a guard is hardly a power fantasy. It has character customization, no reason to assume it wouldn’t have similar backgrounds

[arctic talon]

I’d assume they’ll pick much less prestigious backgrounds

Compared to rogue trader is my point

criminal rather then crime lord Ect.

[fossil current]

Sure, and being a krieg or steel legionary is hardly prestigious. Las guns shovels and flak

[arctic talon]

Again it won’t be a specific regiment

It’s too limiting imo

It’s just going to be a generic imperial guard background

[celest dome]

It's like people asking for Krieg/Armageddon personalities in DT

You'll probably have some cosmetics themed on them

[arctic talon]

Tbh

We got the cadian personality

Which imo kind of set a bad precedent but whatever

Also where did the shovel thing for krieg start from

Like I know it’s meme lore

But does anyone know an origin point for it lol

[fossil current]

Yea, thats more than fine. In rogue trader there isn’t any gas masks or regiment specific gear and I was pretty disappointed by that

[arctic talon]

There is

[fossil current]

No?

[celest dome]

Cadian have reasons tbh, as they're basically everywhere

[arctic talon]

Mark 8B3-5 Filter gas mask yes

Put it on

It looks like the dkok hemet

Don’t argue with me on random obscure shit in RT I’ve played the game too much

[celest dome]

Apparently just WW1 references

[arctic talon]

I c

[fossil current]

It’s alright, obviously not the same

[arctic talon]

It literally is

It’s just stylized

https://preview.redd.it/starting-a-new-run-of-rogue-trader-i-decided-to-go-full-v0-n9lc46y3fdqd1.png?auto=webp&s=feb3ec6012319c9b8c514d2e1f578bdc5a0fb0ae

It’s also got its own filter

Because it’s not connected to anything

But the helmet and mask itself are literally the krieg helmet

If you consider the Darktide helmet accurate then this one is also accurate

[fossil current]

Yea, you prolly right

[arctic talon]

the only thing really off about the helmet is the eyes

but thats mostly due to the fact they're reused an asset from an existing gasmask

its got the metal bits, the helmet is correct

there's like 4 different DKOK helmet designs now anyways

[fossil current]

Fair, fair. I actually didn’t know about about this mask. A krieg commisar is now a totally doable run thanks to you. You do the emperor’s work

[arctic talon]

np

oh also iirc the mask does work with the hat

I could be wrong

but it works with some other stuff

The Original art from 2e, the Forgeworld helmet, the newer helmet, and also the darktide helmet/Rogue trader eye lens exists now as well

[fossil current]

Does the helmet still show?

[arctic talon]

the command squad medicae has the round eyes

[arctic talon]

I forgor

I've never used it beyond messing around with it

I usually play with helmets off

[fossil current]

I use the arbites helmet for my current run because 12 gauge works on demons

[arctic talon]

ngl

I hope Dark heresy has the old "Lore" Stat system

where its split between, Common, Nerd shit and Forbidden

[fossil current]

I have such high hopes for dark heresy. The companion roster looks absolutely fantastic

[queen laurel]

It is a bird feline game though

So it's probably going to be rather

Just about us consistent as ork tech in launch

[fossil current]

I grew up on Bethesda games

Even if it crashes every hour and stutters like a cartoon pig, I will play it to death

[queen laurel]

I respect the grind

[lyric lagoon]

i love bethesda slop

[fossil current]

My favorite part of every Bethesda game is actually

Sorry I crashed, couldn’t finish that post

[lyric lagoon]

the best part is turning it off

[sly ivy]

I’m not even the world’s biggest krieg fan but that command squad is amazing

[arctic talon]

ngl I have a complaint

which is no Marshal or field commander

the lord comissar + comissar are neat

but its a bit redundent to have both in one command squad lol

[sly ivy]

There needs to be a separate krieg marshal

[arctic talon]

I agree

Marshal should get a mini like the Castellan

lol

same with the catachan colonel

[sly ivy]

Also generic horse leaders

[sly ivy]

I agree

[arctic talon]

ngl I think its likely we get an attilan horse leader

[sly ivy]

Krieg horse leader man needs to be buffed

[arctic talon]

In Legends?

he's always been ass lol

[sly ivy]

No

The new one

[arctic talon]

Oh Dreir

yeah he's a melee booster

in guard

bro was cooked from the start imo

[sly ivy]

Ya like y he have 3 orders give him 2 or a range extension and make his weapon d2 and give his pistol ap or something g

Man is a lord marshal and has an Amazon basics laspistol

[outer wave]

Throw him into a Catachan army

[arctic talon]

Catachans melee is ass

tbf

its just less ass then the rest of guard

[outer wave]

Exactly

[arctic talon]

lol

if Dreir could lead Ogryns

then that would be nice

[sly ivy]

Tau tier melee

Except they have Commander Fortnite or whatever he’s called with the big sword

[arctic talon]

lol

Guard players making fun of Tau melee in 7e was always funny as shit

because they were almost as bad melee wise

the death of initiative and the old WS system has made Tau melee less awful

along with guard

[humble shoal]

Real knows real

[arctic talon]

Ironically the big losers of the death of the old melee system were Marines, nids and eldar lol

Marines and eldar especially

[sly ivy]

elves sad me happy

simple as

[humble shoal]

Yeah fuck eldar.

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[humble shoal]

Whats worse is I have more than one of these

[outer wave]

40k related or just the format?

[storm jungle]

Extremely based

[humble shoal]

40k related

The second one

[outer wave]

Nice

[storm jungle]

gonna be yoinking that

[sharp pollen]

ive heard tau stink

[crystal forum]

they smell like cows so yeah

[sharp pollen]

rebreather stays ON during sex

[humble shoal]

Imagine going skycaste over fire caste

The mech stays on during sex

[sharp pollen]

cant argue with that...

[sly ivy]

Bruhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhh

[sharp pollen]

btw what about earth cast

how do they look like

[humble shoal]

No idea

[sharp pollen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/283984194382725124/1206581043553894400/toughlife.gif

like on the arts...

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/hju6d4tm/sunday-preview-reinforce-your-horus-heresy-army-with-standalone-saturnine-kits/

All Saturnine again

But more expensive since it's not in the bundle box

[storm jungle]

its the beakie epidemic all over agani

[sharp pollen]

🥵

[rose thorn]

I was just thinking ‘no they teh could push space marine slop this warhammer of the week’

‘There’s nothing left’

[arctic talon]

Preorder now

Or something idk

lol

[sly ivy]

Beakie marines look extremely fucking stupid (I get why rogue trader used that aesthetic but we don’t do the RT aesthetic anymore) and people only like them bc of artificially constructed nostalgia.

…. Ok I’m done now

[rose thorn]

My partner just likes birds and thinks it’s cute

I think the Templar helmets look fucking stupid

[plush mason]

too real

[sly ivy]

This also looks extremely stupid true lmao

Also ew who likes birds

[rose thorn]

Average industrialist:

[sly ivy]

🤢

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-not-ridiculous-thats-not-ridiculous-to-say-that-thats-not-ridiculous-meme-gif-11489839477285394127

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/and-now-you-have-officially-carried-it-too-far-buddy-mr-incredible-incredibles-elastigirl-pixar-gif-2332649124453635904

[forest orbit]

It looks cool STOP HATING AND LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-european-robin-gif-14958956711126921779

[sly ivy]

Birds are the lamest animals

[rose thorn]

Bruh they FUCKINH FLY!!!

[sly ivy]

They’re so dishonest you have no idea what’s under those feathers

It’s this like wrinkly pink disgusting mole rat ass

[rose thorn]

😭 mf conspiring against birds

[rose thorn]

How would you look if I peeled off your skin

[sly ivy]

and then they put all the pretty feathers on 2 hide THE TRUTH

Wake up sheeple

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-cute-nest-yell-open-mouth-gif-17628302

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tucano-gif-20759456

[sly ivy]

If u shaved me I would look mostly the same!!!! Ok that’s not true I’m really hairy

[rose thorn]

Mammal supremacist

[sly ivy]

But I wouldn’t look like this shit

[sly ivy]

All day every day

[rose thorn]

Feathers aren’t hair, they aren’t supposed to be removed

[sly ivy]

Yes they are to reveal the TRUTH

[rose thorn]

Oh hey an owl

[crystal forum]

dont birds shed them

[rose thorn]

Yeha but not all at once

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/merlo-uccelli-uccello-cammina-bird-gif-27694882

[crystal forum]

fur isn't all shed at once

[rose thorn]

They have a special oil their skin makes that removes loose feathers

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-raven-petting-comfy-sleepy-gif-5462938242020045036

Imagine having a little crow pal

[rose thorn]

Mammals lose most of it after like a week

Ever been to a barber

[crystal forum]

not my cats 😔

[sly ivy]

Birds need to come clean

See - sphinx cat. Acquired taste maybe but elegant. Smooth. Looks fine.

[rose thorn]

Felines remove it by licking themselves

[sly ivy]

Plucked bird

Absolute horror

[storm jungle]

I forgot was it crows who could talk or ravens

and had like more intelligence than some humans

[rocky gale]

Both

[sly ivy]

Both can and I am as smart as at least one crow so f you

[arctic talon]

Corvids in general very smart

[sly ivy]

No

I could outsmart one

[crystal forum]

not my cats 😭

one is too fat the other is too old

[queen laurel]

I don't know but i do like this bird that eats bones

[rose thorn]

Again, peeling off your skin

[crystal forum]

dark eldar's saturday

[sly ivy]

Its not their skin

That’s bird propaganda

They’ve captured our institutions

[rose thorn]

You shed skin, they shed feathers

[sly ivy]

Their skin shows their true selves.

They shed feathers AND skin

I shed hair and skin

[rocky gale]

Kubrick stare ass bird

[sly ivy]

but you can see my skin bc I have nothing to hide

They have everything to hide

They’re just waiting for their time

[crystal forum]

beaks are gross

[sly ivy]

THANK YOU yes

[rose thorn]

What are those birds that look cute but shove babies onto spikes

I like them

[sly ivy]

Finally someone who isn’t a birdpilled sheep

shrikes

[rocky gale]

Jesus christ, it eats monkeys

[rose thorn]

They are adorable

[rose thorn]

Peak evolution

[rocky gale]

Shrikes?

[sly ivy]

This is an inversion of the natural order and is evil

[queen laurel]

Oh it's the bird that sounds like a machine gun

What's that one called again

[sly ivy]

Monke is higher on the scala naturae than bird

[rocky gale]

Shoebill

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's the one

[misty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-gif-15712129875520007531

[queen laurel]

They sound like a gta lobby every time they slam together their beak

[rocky gale]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/seskqQWU99U?feature=share

[storm jungle]

those birds are based as hell

[sly ivy]

Birds are forever resentful toward mammals

[storm jungle]

An animal is an animal, you dont see them firing white phosphorus at each other like we do so they get a pass

[arctic talon]

Idk I saw an animal do that in monster hunter/j

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bombardier-beetle-smoke-spray-bug-gif-17490077

cringeass beetle

[storm jungle]

Bro has an inbuilt MG42

[rocky gale]

Shrikes are messed up, they eat meat but don't have beaks or talons strong enough to kill their prey so they impale them onto spikes and sometimes just leave them there to eat later.

[storm jungle]

basically me tbh

[queen laurel]

I don't know man some animals do some crazy dark shit

[sly ivy]

No

[storm jungle]

Yes

next

[sly ivy]

Birds would but they don’t have thumbs

[arctic talon]

Don’t they let the meat like

[storm jungle]

[sly ivy]

Another perversion

[arctic talon]

“Soften” a bit.

[vagrant fox]

I don't know what the point of a boiling acid spray is if it mostly hits yourself

[arctic talon]

It looks awesome

[storm jungle]

Same reason as how some goat horns grow-spiral to stab them in the eyeballs

[queen laurel]

I don't know man i really think this one should not get that much of a pass

[sly ivy]

Anyway point is it’s Stockholm syndrome if u as a mammal like birds

Motherfuckers terrorized us for millions of years

[rocky gale]

Stockholm syndrome is fake news

[arctic talon]

Evolution isn’t perfect

It’s good enough

[sly ivy]

Yes it is

It produced me

[arctic talon]

That’s the real answer

[late osprey]

The only real menace to humanity are bears.

And hippos, but especially bears.

[sly ivy]

That is true but they r also based af

Whereas all birds are cringe

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/fly-insect-bug-evil-plot-gif-9387620650725773335

Bros forgetting flies

[late osprey]

Quite literally, you have been hyponotized from a young age by Big Bear to let your guard down around the perfidious ursine threat.

[sly ivy]

They’re literally the Eldar. Sad remnants of a fallen empire

[arctic talon]

Mosquitos

💀

[late osprey]

Flies don't walk into town and murder a mother and infant child for fun.

[arctic talon]

Deadliest thing alive

[sly ivy]

🙏🏽

[storm jungle]

Most unrelated reach of the century god damn 😭

[arctic talon]

Humanity must be the #1 killer of humanity, not mosquitos

[rocky gale]

Maybe they don't in your part of the world

[sly ivy]

They’re also skinny and weird and wear gaudy colors

Literally else

[storm jungle]

Arent bear related deaths literally in 1 digit

[sly ivy]

Eldar

[late osprey]

Bear-related deaths are constant, perpetual, and malicious

[storm jungle]

"Malicious"

[late osprey]

The third point can't be stressed enough

[storm jungle]

mfer its a bear

💀

[arctic talon]

They’re like double digits but also people missing may be bear victims

lol

[late osprey]

Yes, bears are malicious

[storm jungle]

I doubt it

bro is legit bearcist

i thought this was a meme

[late osprey]

You would be, too, if you actually looked up the nature of bear attacks.

[arctic talon]

Tbf some animals can be malicious lol

[late osprey]

They are uniquely unprovoked and motivated. Like, they will go out of their way to attack a human nowhere near them, and then just walk away

[storm jungle]

I did, I still think this is kinda goofy

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-porpoise-i'm-stupid-dumb-idiot-moment-porpoise-gif-4033995796839847017

[storm jungle]

feels the same vein as shark "attacks" lol

[sly ivy]

Bears are bastards

[late osprey]

Sharks attack because they're blind idiots, bears are neither blind nor idiotic

[arctic talon]

Iirc black bears and polar bears are actually predatory of humans

But grizzlies aren’t

[late osprey]

And polar bears

[rocky gale]

Dolphins are the real evil, they're the sharks of the sea

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Dolphins are like actually evil

lol

[storm jungle]

What in the 😩

[sly ivy]

Ok shark attacks also are literally attacks because they want to eat us the whole “hurr durr they think we r seal” is overplayed

[arctic talon]

Hungry

[storm jungle]

Me when i go to an animal's territory and get bitten

"its the animal's fault"

🦈

[late osprey]

Except it's not.

[sly ivy]

The whole BUT THEY SPIT US OUT is literally this

[late osprey]

That's the overwhelming condition for a shark attack, them being dumb idiots.

[sly ivy]

No

[queen laurel]

We are genuinely the reason why a lot of animal attacks are becoming more common as we encroach their territory so a good chunk of the time it's not their fault

[late osprey]

Prove it.

[sly ivy]

It’s our territory

[storm jungle]

No they are simple evil, trust me

says the human btw

[sly ivy]

All of the universe is human territory

[storm jungle]

Back to 4chan

🗣️

[sly ivy]

And after that it’s mammal territory

No birds sharks are kind of based they can come

[late osprey]

Considering provoked animal attacks as a reason is sheer lunacy, obviously if you scare an animal out of their mind they're gonna attack. Going "But it bit me" is, likewise, menace-tier behavior

[storm jungle]

No offense but like

this is legit the most dense argument ive seen ever

So uhhh have a minecraft bear, i aint gonna engage with this

[late osprey]

You'd be best served doing your research on bears, instead.

[queen laurel]

We were talking about birds and now we're debating on how humans attacking animals leads to some universal truth

[sly ivy]

Grizzlies absolutely are

[queen laurel]

Or vice versa whatever the health

I'm going to go ahead and play team fortress or something

[sly ivy]

Humans attacking animals was the dawn of modern consciousness

[late osprey]

Let's not get it twisted, bears are a unique exception. In almost all other cases, humans should just know better.

[forest orbit]

The floor is also made of floor

🫡

[sly ivy]

So true

[forest orbit]

Bro this guy was calling Dilara a raging racist like 2 weeks ago 😩

its not the most far he hasnt reached yet tbh

[late osprey]

It's really not a good idea to resuscitate that matter

[sly ivy]

No. All animals should know better than to mess with America.. I mean humans.

[forest orbit]

It is when this topic is about this dumb

"bears are evil"

okay go advocate for it then

[late osprey]

Bears are, but that has absolutely nothing to do with what happened then

[forest orbit]

and not debate with people on it in a 40klore channel

[late osprey]

It's really betraying your immaturity to do that.

[forest orbit]

Riiiight

[sly ivy]

Eli my brother are you taking this conversation seriously

[queen laurel]

That is dumb but look man I want to play team fortress and probably meet a racist and a fanboy at the same time so who am I to speak

[storm jungle]

Kaggen no offense you are the last person to say this stuff lol

[forest orbit]

So true oomfie

[sly ivy]

I mean I’m dead serious I was just doing a wellness check

[forest orbit]

🧢

[queen laurel]

you dead serious you?

PFFFT

[sly ivy]

I am always serious

[storm jungle]

Right

anyway yeah move on already

[sly ivy]

Good talk lads

I’ve learned who is an avian sympathizer and who is a true mammaliamorph

[sly ivy]

🫡

[late osprey]

Your villainization of sharks is a breach of the ethical principles.

[sly ivy]

I think they’re based!! I’m just saying they know wat they’re doing.

Cookie cutter sharks r kind of creepy

[late osprey]

They do not know what they do, they're wholly innocent.

Maybe if human surfing techniques weren't so aggressively seal-like, these things wouldn't happen

[sly ivy]

….. r u actually a shark

Surf seal mistake is fake news

[late osprey]

"I cannot believe I was confused for a seal" - Man, wearing a seal costume and paddling on the surface like a seal.

[late osprey]

I'm an advocate for all the natural creatures of the world.

[sly ivy]

Ok good I can get behind that bc birds r unnatural

[late osprey]

If that were true, falcons wouldn't be loyal companions.

[sly ivy]

…..

…….

They’re just

… maybe they’re biding their

[late osprey]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falconry Read 'em and weep, animalfoe.

[sly ivy]

We don’t know they aren’t a stoat and 4 rodents in a suit

No stop

[late osprey]

Killing rodents is quite literally their primary usecase in the service of the House of Man

[sly ivy]

Nooo birds bad

[late osprey]

So they can't be rodents in a suit, no rodent would slay one of their own.

[sly ivy]

……..

There’s this book the Hatchet guy wrote about running the Idit… idita… the Idiocracy that big dog race up north

And he talks about seeing a chipmunk like weirdly jerking around

[late osprey]

Iditarod, one of the coolest sports in the universe

[sly ivy]

And then he gets closer and a squirrel is eating it

[late osprey]

Donner Party-type incidents can't be used to describe a species accurately

[sly ivy]

That’s a weird fucking dog

[late osprey]

Clearly, the squirrel was starving after being trapped in the snows of Alaska and was in a hunger-induced frenzy.

I bet you he lived out the rest of his days in regret.

[sly ivy]

Ok fair he also talks about finding a deer standing in the middle of the track and then he goes closer and its eyes are clouded

It’s frozen solid

Standing up

[vagrant fox]

Squirrels don't have the capability for morals or regret in their feeble nut addicted minds

[late osprey]

Except for heinous breaches in the ethical principles, like cannibalism.

[sly ivy]

HEY I have morals and regret despite that

[vagrant fox]

violating ethical principles is part and parcel of living to survive

[late osprey]

Squirrels, can, in fact, feel sad about stuff.

[late osprey]

Most animals can go their entire lives without violating the ethical principles.

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

are we still going on about this shit

[late osprey]

Humans uniquely have a demonic urge to break them.

[sly ivy]

Lmao Dilara

[storm jungle]

"I advocate for all animals"

"Anyway this one is evil"

[rocky gale]

They've moved onto cannibalism now

[storm jungle]

All arguments about ethnics move to cannibalism

[sly ivy]

Public defenders go 2 court 4 horrible murderers

[late osprey]

I was very particular in what I said, I advocate for all NATURAL CREATURES of the WORLD

[storm jungle]

Lumbago

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-rdr2-gif-22891172

[sly ivy]

That is true I relish the flesh of ethnics

[crystal forum]

like me!

[rocky gale]

Bro only opposes the cyborgs

[late osprey]

Humans can advocate for themselves.

[sly ivy]

Dark meat

[late osprey]

So can cyborgs, since they have computer brains.

[rocky gale]

I would posit that having a computer brain would make you an android

[crystal forum]

what if the brain is partially augmented

[forest orbit]

Im pretty sure a cyborg is just a human with robotic parts of any kind isnt it

[sly ivy]

But wat about the brain that’s in ur balls

[late osprey]

I'd posit that such pedantry is exactly the sort of thing Animalfoes would use to justify their villainy.

[queen laurel]

And what about bears are they genetically engineered monsters?

[languid meadow]

Me I'm malicious

[crystal forum]

like a brain that has artificial stores of memory but all the emotional processing is still human

[late osprey]

I think questioning their origins right now would be a fools' errand, but it's pretty obvious that they are neither natural nor of this world.

[rocky gale]

A Cyborg is a human with mechanical enhancements sure, but if your brain is fully mechanical you're not really a cyborg anymore

[sly ivy]

Yes haven’t u seen that movie with Padme and the weird animals

[crystal forum]

what would be a being that is fully robot brain but completely organic in the rest

[storm jungle]

What the fuck

okay you have to be trolling right

for god sakes man lmao

[sly ivy]

Twinks r natural bears r GMO

[late osprey]

It's important to understand that Big Bear has conditioned us via such subliminals like Yogi Bear, the Minecraft Bear, and all other bear-esque media, into thinking they're just "one of the animals".

[storm jungle]

I think the Emperor created them as a prior advancement to Thunder Warriors

[late osprey]

When it couldn't be further from the case.

[sly ivy]

Bears walk on two legs like man. This is forbidden.

It is also why birds must go

[late osprey]

Without even getting INTO the attacks, there are distinctly non-animal characteristics LIKE THESE that bears embody

[crystal forum]

i saw a bear in a shady alley once. who knows what they're up to

[queen laurel]

you cannot be serious, you have to be trolling

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-doshaguma-great-sword-parry-gif-8512744302432481669

[late osprey]

Probably waiting for a family of 5 to butcher. Hopefully, you reported it to the authorities.

[crystal forum]

i was told i would be punished if i did

[sly ivy]

Truth is difficult 2 face. You might want to take a few minutes.

[late osprey]

My condolences.

[crystal forum]

the policeman had bear like qualities

[late osprey]

Bears are uniquely able to break into people's houses casually.

[vagrant fox]

bears and whales(evil) are artificial constructs probably yes

[storm jungle]

"uniquely"

mfer its a fucking open door

LMFAO

[late osprey]

They break down the door.

[storm jungle]

YEAH NO SHIT

[late osprey]

To murder the people inside and burglar their belongings.

[storm jungle]

"Huge animal breaks down entrance point"

Murder?

Bruh

okay seriously

this has to be a meme right

I actually am wheezing

[late osprey]

Obviously a creature that size CAN break down the door, it's the fact that they are WILLING to that's so sinister.

They're also one of two (2) animals that are blatantly bulletproof.

At least, for a first shot.

[storm jungle]

No thats me

I was hungry at the time

[sharp pollen]

What is this joe rogan dangerous animal obsession convo

[languid meadow]

humgy

[sly ivy]

No it’s true I saw a National Geographic about polar bears once and this one had broken into this inuit lady’s house and then she shot it and then she said and I quote “I think questioning their origins right now would be a fools' errand, but it's pretty obvious that they are neither natural nor of this world.” True story.

[storm jungle]

Something about bears being evil creatures

its pretty funny tbh

just roll with it

[vagrant fox]

Not wrong tbh

[sly ivy]

Mf u r Russian ur def a bear agent

[sharp pollen]

Shoot bears

[storm jungle]

I saw a bear man a attack helicopter

chat is this true

[late osprey]

The other animals, boars, have some equally evil qualities, but at the very least we understand that they're literally just climate-mirrors.

[storm jungle]

"evil qualities"

boar

💀

[sharp pollen]

Grok bear real

[storm jungle]

whats next

snails?

[crystal forum]

boars will not replace us

[storm jungle]

They are a superior species

we are on our way out

😔

[vagrant fox]

Bears have conspired to make crossbreed mutts called pizzlies that're stronger and larger to kill people

[sly ivy]

Haram

[storm jungle]

Its written in the kuran trust me

[late osprey]

Bears mercifully can't fly yet, but there was exactly 1 case where a group of hunters had to fight off an encroaching menace of polar bears while waiting for actual helicopter exfiltration.

[storm jungle]

Okay yeah this is a bit

you had me going but like

the "flying" bit was a bit too on the nose

you should have said something like uhhh

"they will develop cybernetics in caves and wage war on us"

[late osprey]

That part is actually only slightly embellished.

[storm jungle]

Yeah im sure it is

anyway uh

have you ever tried DMT

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rage-rage-gif-25190497

[late osprey]

I've never had any mind-altering source except for alcohol before in my life.

[crystal forum]

when pigs will fly is not just an expression

[storm jungle]

Pigs will enter an alliance with Bears

and also Boars

they will form Porkurspigia

and take over our nations

🫡

[vagrant fox]

Dolphins are sort of genuinely evil too

[late osprey]

That's not entirely unlikely where they both roam, in Eastern Europe.

[vagrant fox]

They have their caves

[crystal forum]

pigs can eat human flesh

[storm jungle]

Yeah its good for getting rid of-

I mean yes fucked up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027699335632269379/1337892860741161153/1027716679817502781.webp

[storm jungle]

They are crossing our borders as we speak

THEY ARE HERE ALREADY

YOU'RE NEXT

[crystal forum]

on their illegal boar rafts

[late osprey]

Boars can literally destroy cars in a charge, and are immune to shotguns. BUT, it cannot be stressed enough that boars are still natural creatures.

They're just the ultimate reactionaries.

[storm jungle]

Okay but like

no shit

"animal charges when threatened"

what next

animal eat when hungry?

[storm jungle]

LIERALLY

Also damn thats cool, stealing it

[crystal forum]

i dont charge when threatened

[storm jungle]

you charge money

you damn furry

gimme some of those dollars

[sly ivy]

Play Infinity

[crystal forum]

that one was good dilara

[late osprey]

That's what I thought at first as well, but boars will charge into places they have no business doing so, like a parked car on the side of a freeway.

[storm jungle]

Okay uhh

I gotta go visit my relatives downstairs

[sly ivy]

It’s even made by u europoors

[storm jungle]

if this convo is still going by the time im back I hope yall enjoy your bear-boar takeover theories, i wish to read them

[crystal forum]

have you seen the video of the giant boar in china

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rocky gale]

On a more interesting topic did yall see the new Blue Avatar lady

[sly ivy]

B vigilant 4 bear like behavior

[late osprey]

It's all fun and games until a bear wanders into YOUR town and breaks into YOUR house.

[late osprey]

That movie is like 10 years old.

[sharp pollen]

ааай бляяяять...

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/283984194382725124/1206581043553894400/toughlife.gif

[queen laurel]

Nope, new James Cameron stuff?

[rocky gale]

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-drool-gif-24399822

[rocky gale]

and she's evil too

[sharp pollen]

i can fix her

whoever she is

[queen laurel]

Yeah ok she does look good

[arctic talon]

are the fins part of her head

I've literally never watched any of the avatar movies

all I know is there's giant blue people in them

[rocky gale]

It's a headdress

[dapper gyro]

Mod is gone, time to goon.

[arctic talon]

ah

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-arthur-arthur-nightingale-warframe-1999-1999-gif-4632106320046100632

[rocky gale]

She's part of a new tribe

[arctic talon]

I c

[rocky gale]

The Fire Navi

[dapper gyro]

What do you mean bad take?

[arctic talon]

you do not need to announce to the channel

of your desire to goon

[dapper gyro]

Have I ever posted any pictures about it? I just state what the channel usually does.

[crystal forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/484110753297727488/1391230220769558548/-5142362826869483697.mov?ex=68877bdc&is=68862a5c&hm=7f947ac663fa78866d62cfd75f9264cdf506a9edb01f011bead47ea9b3271593&

[late osprey]

https://tenor.com/bV0tw.gif

This but 40k somday

[storm jungle]

Finally its over

[crystal forum]

the bear discussion?

[storm jungle]

perhaps

guy went from bear murder to sayng we are lucky bears can use doors

jurassic park ahh

[crystal forum]

did you know bears can run faster than you

[sly ivy]

I’m with u brother

[late osprey]

They're specifically as fast as horses.

[sly ivy]

Horses r in league w them

[late osprey]

There's no actual escaping a bear if it decides to try to murder you. Only one thing's walking away alive in that instance.

[crystal forum]

quite a sight to see something so big run so fast

[storm jungle]

Is it possible to learn this power...?

[sly ivy]

Illegal throttling

[late osprey]

Unless you have bear spray that works properly, I guess.

[storm jungle]

Is it also true that like

[late osprey]

But they're selling less and less effective bear sprays over the years.

[storm jungle]

bears use their mouths to eat things

pretty fucked up if you ask me

[crystal forum]

the bear lobby

[late osprey]

They won't wait for an animal to die before eating.

[storm jungle]

You mean to tell they kill things?

How can they even do that

[late osprey]

I do think there's definitely some sort of Bear-enabling legislation going down at the highest level of government.

[crystal forum]

im glad you asked dilara

they have very sharp teeth

and incredibly strong bite force

[storm jungle]

Very interesting, I didnt know this.

I assumed they just eat beetles

[misty vector]

and cute little ears

[crystal forum]

black bears do mostly eat plants