#40k-lore-chat

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opaque coyote
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If only 40k had blood bowl

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...

arctic talon
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The Dwarf with the giant book filled with the rules of nuffle

opaque coyote
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Wait does it

arctic talon
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I would kill for a goofy 40k sports game

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like bloodbowl

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you have no idea

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Bloodbowl is great but I don't love any of the WHFB factions as much as I love the AoS and 40k ones

opaque coyote
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Or at least the closest analogue

arctic talon
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American football

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The God is Nuffle

opaque coyote
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Would make sense if 40k's is based off of actual football/soccer

arctic talon
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the great god Nuffle setteled all conflict

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Nah

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it needs to be a violent sport lol

opaque coyote
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Especially since Orks are literally British Football hooligans

arctic talon
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Hockey

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was the one I was thinking of for 40k bloodbowl

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its distinct enough

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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the sport is violent and physical

opaque coyote
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A 40k sports mini dimension somewhere in the warp.

The residents there are eternally stuck playing hockey

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They say that many ships get permanently stuck there. Even within the webway

arctic talon
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I would kill for an AoS version of bloodbowl as well

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thats just bloodbowl

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but with the AoS factions

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they could get a lot more insane with team rules

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in AoS and 40k is the big thing

opaque coyote
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What would a 40k bloodbowl be called anyways.

arctic talon
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depends on the sport

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tbh

opaque coyote
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Let's say Hockey

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Stick Bash?

arctic talon
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BloodCup

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Keep the blood thing

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Football(american) big final thing is called the superbowl

opaque coyote
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Why, does Khorne sponsor the events?

arctic talon
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Stanley cup is the big NHL thing

arctic talon
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because bloodbowl is bloody lol

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The game is very literal in its name

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the playing field will be covered in blood

opaque coyote
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Honestly thought of changing it to like

Idk

Viscera Cup

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Or something

arctic talon
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Black Orcs(without goblins), Orcs, chaos warriors, Chorfs and Ogres

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are all murder teams

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as in they want to beat the shit out of you ASAP

arctic talon
sour hornet
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Is that Gotrek and Felix?

arctic talon
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No

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It’s an elf and dwarf who are both extremely biased referees you can bribe

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lol

sour hornet
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Oh

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Peak

rose thorn
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for like

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dwarves adn stuff

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or hey acn just harrypotter

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that uh

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thing

arctic talon
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Hockey

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Just hockey

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The sport is so violent lol

rose thorn
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oh yeah lmao

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what pole arm should my kurnothi oc have

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andwhat metal goes well with pink and cyan?

crystal forum
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rose thorn
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if a metal at all

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same htinggg

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something taht is mildly spear like

crystal forum
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gold mixed with copper

rose thorn
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my sylvaneth and kurnothi hunter clan are on the moon

winter vessel
crystal forum
winter vessel
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Honestly with how dirty and matted it look it kinda looked like skin

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And it was a woman driving it

rose thorn
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okay yeah probably a spear like thing

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somehting that mkaes sense in uh

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this pose

crystal forum
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dwarf fortress taught me that gold is the one metal that can only lose value from additional alloying

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since it's the metal that is most valuable in its purest form

crystal forum
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like a longer version of a rondel dagger

rocky gale
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A classic polearm, the dagger

plush mason
# rose thorn

i would say something like a partisan or a poleaxe would work for that pose

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a glaive would also work

arctic talon
rose thorn
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hmm am i happy wiht the spear?

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it proabbly wont fit liek this

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eh its fineeeeee

rose thorn
rose thorn
crystal forum
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wanna see an actually freaky polearm

rose thorn
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\lmao

crystal forum
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it's called the plançon

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it's essentially a long baseball bat with spikes

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it's meant to bash people with

rose thorn
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"wow a great artist on twitter with great prices recommedend by a content creator i like!"
checks posts
peashooter1000stare

crystal forum
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how bad is it

rose thorn
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its diapers

crystal forum
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lol

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i thought you meant nazi posting

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kinky people always have the cheaper prices

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idk why

opaque coyote
winter vessel
cyan merlin
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What’s the most underrated weapon in the imperium arsenal

crystal forum
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or heavy bolt rifle

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objectively the cooler new age bolter design

cyan merlin
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Gonna be real I forgot about the HBR

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It IS So cool though

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The heck does this do

rose thorn
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shoots radiation

dire loom
winter vessel
opaque coyote
rose thorn
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i need to know if my com ref sheet is ledgible or not

opaque coyote
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My favorite

opaque coyote
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Honestly

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That fucks

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So hard

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As a design

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In terms of character, it basically screams "FUCK YOU" to anything it's pointed at

dire loom
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🗣️ ADD IT TO DARKTIDE!!!

opaque coyote
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Also holy shit technically that is a stock

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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We finally got a Bolter with a stock boyz

dire loom
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I joke but yeah cool bolter.

opaque coyote
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Would definitely love a heavy Bolter for the Ogryn class though

dire loom
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several people are typing intensifies

opaque coyote
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I mean hey if we have an Ogryn running the fucking armory. Surely we can have one of ours use a Bolter.

dire loom
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True

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Give em some good bolt guns.

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Don't they have Ogryn bolters or is that not a thing? Any lore reasons to why or why not?

crystal forum
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yes i said network

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plural bunkers

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also i made a printable prop which you can download for free

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shameless self promotion

storm jungle
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theres nothing stopping an ogryn from using a heavy bolter

crystal forum
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they're prob too dumb to use actual bolters

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plus guard doesn't have access to tons of normal bolters

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even if they have a shit ton of heavy bolters and even storm bolters for some reason

outer wave
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Nah I dont think they're too dumb as so much as they're too rough

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Ripper guns and the like are built to be sturdy weapons for Ogryns, because they either fire the guns to the point they melt, or use them as impromptu melee weapons

crystal forum
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i havent seen many people ask for a storm bolter for ogryns in darktide. it would actually still work for the guard

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there's pintle mounted storm bolters on leman russes

opaque coyote
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Or using them as a bashing tool

storm jungle
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You literally just pull a fucking trigger lmao

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also like, if they can operate a heavy stubber they can operate a bolter, its literally just a heavy firearm

outer wave
storm jungle
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Yeah thats also a good point lol

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Yea also like

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its a gun

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its not hard to teach people how to shoot one

outer wave
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I'd say reloading and how to manage/clean it is where it gets tough

storm jungle
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Yeah and even then its not like ogryns being stupid is genetic

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you can just take your time like teaching a toddler and manage it

outer wave
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I dunno, the discord user with the Imperial Guard pfp told me that they're basically walking carrots and that they need constant orders

storm jungle
cyan merlin
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From passively exploring the lore online I’ve found most people would prefer the ogryns of Darktide to be the lore-accurate level of intelligence

storm jungle
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Yeah and they are stupid.

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can you imagine a match where its nothing but just Brawler

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NOSH NOSH NOSH

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SAH SAH SAH

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Literally the worst

outer wave
outer wave
storm jungle
crystal forum
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they would explode a plasma gun

storm jungle
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but i very much prefer Bully and Bodyguard

storm jungle
cyan merlin
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I play bodyguard

storm jungle
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ogryns are kept dumb, they arent braindead

crystal forum
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it is very possible to be too stupid to use guns

storm jungle
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I mean

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looking at real life i doubt it

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people with above level intelligence also fuck it up

crystal forum
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you should be feeling the opposite dilara

storm jungle
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never

opaque coyote
outer wave
opaque coyote
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Y'know how handsy toddlers get

crystal forum
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irl grunts can not be trusted with sensitive equipment

opaque coyote
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...

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Now imagine with an Ogryn

storm jungle
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The other thing is like this is a sub-species of human spread out across the ENTIRE galaxy.

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Its impossible for them to have 1 default mindset

crystal forum
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they come from 1 planet

storm jungle
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Nope

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they come from multiple

crystal forum
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originally

storm jungle
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theres no ogryn homeworld

cyan merlin
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Brunt is from catachan apparently
The existence of catachan ogryns should horrify anyone that hears it

crystal forum
storm jungle
storm jungle
outer wave
crystal forum
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im pretty sure ogryn and squat lore is interlinked

storm jungle
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Its not

crystal forum
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it is

storm jungle
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they are seperate species

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Votann is even more distant

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to the point that the yare essentially aliens

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and arent even formed from humans

cyan merlin
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What are the Votanns

crystal forum
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i said squat

opaque coyote
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So they're dumb as a result

crystal forum
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original squat lore

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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And it kinda self-perpetuates itself

cyan merlin
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Ohhh right

storm jungle
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the original lore is basically non-existant so

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NEXT

crystal forum
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that's what i meant

storm jungle
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bailiff kill this furball

crystal forum
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if it has squat lore it's old

opaque coyote
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Mmmm

Dwarf

cyan merlin
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Because why should abhumans get more when they can instead add yet another Cadian regiment

outer wave
crystal forum
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i think they're stupid

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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But if you asked one wtf 1+1 is

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They don't know

cyan merlin
crystal forum
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you didn't dm

cyan merlin
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Fair enough

opaque coyote
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In general I like to think it's a combo of like

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Imperium not wanting them to be smart

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Their environment

outer wave
# opaque coyote They don't know

Exactly. They may understand that they need food and there is a shortage of food within their tribe, but theyre not going to be able to file the taxes of the tribe

opaque coyote
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And their differently wired brains

cyan merlin
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If the ogryns get smart they pose a serious threat

storm jungle
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Yeah they are essentially a slave species

crystal forum
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no pleb in the imperium is educated. it wouldn't make sense that imperium keeps ogryns dumber

cyan merlin
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Oh yeah can’t ogryns be psykers too?

crystal forum
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they're just naturally dumb

storm jungle
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they literally lie to them

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lol

outer wave
storm jungle
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we got evidence of how ogryns can be educated with Cassia from the ghaz novel

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who actually can read and speak like a normal person

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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everybody is told these lies

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it's the fucking imperium

storm jungle
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lol

opaque coyote
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Basically child tier bs

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Oh

storm jungle
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and again we got a cannon example of an educated ogryn, so this argument has no ground lol

opaque coyote
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Dilara already said so

storm jungle
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Cassia being able to read and do other "complex" stuff shows they very much are kept dumb, not that "they cannot learn"

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cyan merlin
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Just realized Dilara is a witchfinder
I’m a psyker main
Should I be scared?

storm jungle
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again

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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^

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Cassia's existence basically overrides this entire thing lol

opaque coyote
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They're in a specialized role essentially

cyan merlin
outer wave
crystal forum
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i dont know how to explain more that a human pleb does not have any more capacity to learn than what ogryns get

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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Sure most of the Imperium is also uneducated.

But at least they are taught the basics.

crystal forum
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they're just dumb

opaque coyote
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Like low gothic

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How to do your duty

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Etc.

storm jungle
cyan merlin
# opaque coyote Like low gothic

Low gothic, from what I’ve been told, is basically just whatever language is spoken on that planet
I.e. there are multiple low gothic languages

crystal forum
opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
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I think it generally sounds like a mix of German or whatever in lore

storm jungle
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most humans in Imperium are self-taught stuff

cyan merlin
storm jungle
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especially regarding their jobs

crystal forum
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it's like the worst example

storm jungle
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like, what is this point

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shes smart

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lmao

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Ogryns are kept dumb.

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Its simple as that.

cyan merlin
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Pretty sure Brunt is a smart Ogryn too
He might be playing dumb

storm jungle
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Hes got his moments staregryn

crystal forum
outer wave
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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ithink you lost the plot 💀

cyan merlin
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I started playing after brunt went missing so I’ve never actually seen him outside cutscenes

outer wave
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Your mom's an Ogryn.....?

storm jungle
storm jungle
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most of my uncles look like ogryns

crystal forum
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who is cassia

outer wave
storm jungle
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They really captured that mediterreanean bloke look

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i love it

opaque coyote
cyan merlin
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Turks are in
Turkëy?

opaque coyote
storm jungle
outer wave
cyan merlin
cyan merlin
crystal forum
storm jungle
crystal forum
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you literally see ogryns try to count to 5 in the shuttle

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they're fucking morons

storm jungle
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bodyguard says it

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hes counting if he has all his fingers still to make sure none got sliced

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so uh

crystal forum
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my ogryn isn't a bodyguard

storm jungle
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Too bad

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its a given explanation

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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written by a GW writer

cyan merlin
storm jungle
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so Writer > Gayjay

crystal forum
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they are clearly counting their fingers what

opaque coyote
storm jungle
crystal forum
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like the ogryn gives up midway through

storm jungle
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Low Gothic is just a forced common language

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High Gothic is big language rich folks and higher officials use aka just butchered latin

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its literally like English

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its not an official language in many places

opaque coyote
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Also Orks speak their own language.

It's just translated for our convenience.

storm jungle
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but we use it even here

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because its a lingua franca

opaque coyote
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I think it sounds like gruttal roars and growls

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If I remember correctly

storm jungle
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Low Gothic/High Gothic is basically that

cyan merlin
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High gothic does literally just sound like what edgy 13 year olds think Latin sounds like

storm jungle
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Yeah pretty much

opaque coyote
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Their British accent is either them shouting low gothic to intimidate/make fun of the Humies

Or just their speech translated

storm jungle
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GW has provided what it looks like too

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it literally is just broken latin lol

cyan merlin
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Damn the imperium got smacked so hard even their language is broken

opaque coyote
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I like to think that their cockney accent is just

How they speak Low Gothic somehow

opaque coyote
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Language would probably be fucking weird

crystal forum
cyan merlin
storm jungle
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That doesnt really tie into the debate being made here

crystal forum
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it's not deep

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they're just dumb

storm jungle
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I mean it isnt

outer wave
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I've never seen Ogryns as a metaphor for mentally challenged people

storm jungle
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you are the one arguing

storm jungle
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next

crystal forum
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that would imply it isn't offensive

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which it is

storm jungle
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But yeah basically they are manipulated

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thats always been the lore

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and still is

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They are actively scolded for thinking for themselves lol

opaque coyote
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But most of that is replaced

cyan merlin
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and also probably exaggerated by in-universe propaganda

storm jungle
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Wraithbone Phoenix goes into it

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its a book with a ratling/ogryn co-protagonist

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half the theme is how abhumans are treated by the imperium as literal freaks and subhumans

outer wave
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God thats peak

storm jungle
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they force them to pray shit like "Im unclean, im lowly, but im forgiven"

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lmao

cyan merlin
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…Is it possible to have a half-Ogryn..?

opaque coyote
outer wave
opaque coyote
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Because he got shot in the head.

storm jungle
outer wave
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Only way is maybe someone splices genes

storm jungle
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he speaks likes a shakespeare player

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lmao

opaque coyote
cyan merlin
opaque coyote
storm jungle
outer wave
storm jungle
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get hit in the head

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becomes instantly smart

outer wave
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Savant syndrome

opaque coyote
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(I always go high Int most of the time)

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I think the only time I did a low int character was when I was doing legion stuff.

...as a woman

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I think you can see why she's low int

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Got bored of it though

crystal forum
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you can get rped in fallout 1 as a low int woman

opaque coyote
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Didn't finish the Legion Main Quests as a result

crystal forum
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ah the 90's

opaque coyote
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I uh

Did that a lot

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Admittedly it was very entertaining

storm jungle
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found the prayer lol

cyan merlin
opaque coyote
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"Maybe those scars would make good party talk."

"Your scar won't."

whirrs minigun

storm jungle
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I forgot abhumans also literally got slurs against them in this book

opaque coyote
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Special deaths and the ability to shoot somebody in the groin

crystal forum
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your answer is incorrect

cyan merlin
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Special deaths were fun tho

crystal forum
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there should be the car from fallout 2 in every fallout

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even fallout 1

opaque coyote
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Although knowing Bethesda, it would somehow be worse than the car mods

winter vessel
crystal forum
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reminder that the guy who created fallout is gay and thats why we're better than you

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you specifically

cyan merlin
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I feel like more progress should have been made between FO2 and FNV on the whole rebuilding thing
It’s been 250 years and nobody tried to do anything with the old cars or fix any of the buildings?
It’s not like concrete is hard to make

opaque coyote
crystal forum
summer mural
storm jungle
crystal forum
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california is meant to be pretty built up during fallout NV

opaque coyote
forest orbit
winter vessel
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I still remember fallout tactics having a hummer, lol

crystal forum
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nothing in fallout 3 makes sense

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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opaque coyote
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Holy shit I hated that so much

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I LOVE SAVING AND LOADING

crystal forum
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that's 4 not 3

winter vessel
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No 3 had that.

opaque coyote
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I think 4 is also binary

winter vessel
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Even if you had put in a lot of points into a specific skill

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It wasn’t really a guaranteed success

opaque coyote
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No wait it

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It isn't

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Uh

cyan merlin
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Yeah that shit sucked

opaque coyote
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God dammit Bethesda

crystal forum
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i completely forgot that shitty feature

opaque coyote
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Oh no wait

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Technically Fallout 4's is guaranteed

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...

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To a point

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Depends on your charisma level

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11 Charisma to always pass reds

crystal forum
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i hate that fallout 4 wasnt even an RPG anymore

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you could get all the skills

opaque coyote
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So you have to take some DRUGS

crystal forum
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no character building

opaque coyote
spare osprey
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Speaking of Bethesda games

opaque coyote
spare osprey
crystal forum
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this is news

summer mural
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i dont like f4 that much, but I do love me some skyrim

opaque coyote
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Hell Fallout NV is kinda guilty of it, but it's after all the DLCs

winter vessel
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Idc what people say, I’ll keep insulting that “rifle” in 4

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Because damn that looked disgusting

crystal forum
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ye everybody hated it

opaque coyote
spare osprey
crystal forum
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i hate all the guns personally. they should have kept the generic guns instead of customizable crap

spare osprey
crystal forum
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most customizations being useless

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Decanonize it

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Like it just

spare osprey
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Ignore that shit yeah

crystal forum
winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Ruined so much of the lore

crystal forum
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guys this isnt being directed by ID studio lol

spare osprey
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They gotta cast BJ well, I’ve seen two thrown out but I’m not certain if I really fuck with either

winter vessel
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They should have the guy who’s played Reacher be BJ

crystal forum
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the actor will have to look aryan or it doesnt work

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BJ is meant to be a literal antinazi

spare osprey
opaque coyote
crystal forum
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a jewish aryan

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peak

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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I’d say Alan Ritchson has the build for BJ

opaque coyote
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I agree btw

The delicious irony. It's also been there since the first 1st person Wolfenstein

summer mural
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imagine

crystal forum
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this is apparently a nazi era ideal aryan

summer mural
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if they hadnt made youngblood we could have had a new wolfenstein game

opaque coyote
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Like the tidbit about BJ being Jewish and being the poster Aryan "Untermensch"

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Been there since the beginning

cyan merlin
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I was gone for like 5 minutes how did the conversation deviate this hard

winter vessel
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Blitzmensch with the POWER OF THUNDER loved that promotional for Colossus

opaque coyote
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I actually did like the Wolfenstein Remakes.

The ones in-between the modern one and the old games

spare osprey
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Other one I’ve seen thrown around

opaque coyote
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Ngl all the Nazi Occult shit was sick

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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I like me some Magical Laser Guns

spare osprey
opaque coyote
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I kinda wish it returns somewhat

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Someday

spare osprey
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Had to look it up

opaque coyote
crystal forum
opaque coyote
crystal forum
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the blond hair is kinda required

opaque coyote
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Developed by Raven Studios

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Yeah it's kinda forgotten

spare osprey
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Was so fucked

opaque coyote
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Unfortunate but it doesn't live up to the quality of the ID software Remakes (except Youngblood, I just don't count that as a Wolfenstein game)

spare osprey
opaque coyote
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Bro

spare osprey
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Yeah

opaque coyote
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Tbf Old Blood could be skipped

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It's like how MGS V had Phantom Pain and Ground Zeros

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Old Blood is basically Ground Zeroes

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Still fun though

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Honestly if they do go forward with the show.

I hope they explore the in-between era

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Basically in-between BJ being comatose

winter vessel
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I always favored the 1946 look of the standard Wehrmacht soldier than their 1960s design. 1960s look like a weird owl

opaque coyote
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And him waking up from literally being paralyzed for over a decade because he smells Nazi blood

opaque coyote
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Cause New Order only shows them for a bit

dapper gyro
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It was.

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It is more of a standalone expansion.

crystal forum
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old blood feels like a goofy game made by an indie company

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in the good way

dapper gyro
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Which is unlike MGS5 GZ, which is a tech demo for the fox engine.

winter vessel
crystal forum
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i love how surgical the big guys looked

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like they're meant to be the peak of what soldiers could be but they have to be completely cut open and pieced back together to become that way

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reminds me of those bioshock infinite guys

opaque coyote
# winter vessel

Obviously like the 1946 design more.

But I think the 1960 design has some nice touches as eell

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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Ironically, I think the worst part is the metal face mask

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It just looks kinda stupid

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I honestly think if it looked similar to like the soldier face masks. It'd be better

winter vessel
opaque coyote
crystal forum
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i bet germany wanted all its soldiers to be converted into those big guys but even their propaganda couldn't convince people to go through that process

opaque coyote
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If bad, why robo dog friend shaped

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God felt so good to finally use one

crystal forum
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the beach also had those weird tripods that never come back

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Since that was Hitler's plan for his Capital

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It was... very uh

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Very stupid plan wise

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I honestly think both him and Speer were in a drug bender while drawing up the plans

winter vessel
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having a pint at the local pub

crystal forum
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i like how new order doesnt talk much about hitler and then new colossus brings us to venus to kill him

opaque coyote
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But besides that, very fucking cool detail. Shows the research the devs did into how crazy the Nazis were.

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It's honestly surprising how accurate they are at points. Despite Wolfenstein generally being extreme as shit.

winter vessel
crystal forum
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devs knew

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they knew

opaque coyote
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I almost want to be like a ghost exploring what this fucked up Nazi hellscape is like

opaque coyote
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immediately gets shot

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Also apparently that's Kennedy

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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Like John F. Kennedy.

crystal forum
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whether that's good or bad depends on you

opaque coyote
#

Bastard literally can't escape being shot in the face no matter what timeline

winter vessel
#

honestly, even if that grunt was a Nazi in the booth, the way BJ just decimates that guy and proceeds to club him with the rifle I went "ಠ_ಠ damn Billy..."

spare osprey
crystal forum
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in all games they have SS markings

opaque coyote
spare osprey
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I love all the real ppl they implement in the games

spare osprey
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J is the best

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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But still

crystal forum
#

man the games go into the 80's now i think

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there's a vr game with casettes and shit

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and it's in france

opaque coyote
#

Like the guy in the Booth was literally there to act. That was his job.

And the guy that picked up our bags was just being friendly thinking we're his favorite celebrity

crystal forum
#

i guess america is free now but nazis still have power?

winter vessel
crystal forum
#

the game's timeline is fucked

arctic talon
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iirc

winter vessel
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battle of castle itter iirc

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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even after America and several other countries became free

crystal forum
winter vessel
#

When Youngblood got into that mystical shit i was like "this is too much"

crystal forum
#

they wanted to keep the franchise about kicking nazis out of power as the underdog but NC ends with the world starting to revolt

opaque coyote
winter vessel
opaque coyote
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But generally I would've liked a fucking in-between game where we build up a bigger army

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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And also the protagonists

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Seriously, their mom on the battlefield while pregnant must have damaged their brains

crystal forum
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i just refuse to accept the franchise moving on from BJ's gang

opaque coyote
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Also the gameplay was just boring.

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Like

crystal forum
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maybe BJ's character arc was finished but there were other characters

opaque coyote
#

Holy shit

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How did they make this genius ass formula

crystal forum
#

and he doesnt even need a character arc. he's fucking BJ

opaque coyote
#

And gunplay

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Boring as fuck

winter vessel
#

elevator sequence

opaque coyote
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Also needing to level up like it's an RPG

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...okay

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But not even having anything else of an RPG

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It's just killing random Nazis until you level up

crystal forum
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it's just a bad game even without the plot

opaque coyote
#

Yeah

crystal forum
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an unecessary divergion from a highly successful formula

winter vessel
#

i wish the twins weren't wearing the da'at yichud power suits

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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its good, but i wish they didn't have it like, 99 percent of the time

opaque coyote
#

True

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I also wish they had actual personalities

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Instead of

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"SISTER"

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"YEAH SIS"

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Did BJ fuck a hive mind into existence?

crystal forum
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woah did i just kill a nazi?

winter vessel
opaque coyote
#

But yeah

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Please decanonize it

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There is nothing to salvage

crystal forum
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they'll need to do a whole reboot

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starting from scratch

tender pine
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Man the AOStide is looking great

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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I would like to see a spin off of sorts about the early rise of Nazi Germany's domination. maybe play as regular allied soldiers fighting a losing battle as it dwindles into a resistance

crystal forum
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i dont think the games work without BJ

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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it's like doom without doom guy

opaque coyote
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And BJ waking up

winter vessel
#

fair

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yeah in between

opaque coyote
#

That would be interesting asw

winter vessel
#

like, there was an attempt with those dlc stories in NC

opaque coyote
#

It was a nice attempt

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Still flawed but I genuinely think that a Horror Doom could work

If it wasn't Doomguy

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Like we see how fucked up the demons are to any average person

crystal forum
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i think BJ could be easily rebooted

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he has already gone through many reboots

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he could just be a new BJ

winter vessel
crystal forum
#

you cant be an average joe in wolfenstein

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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not a bad idea either

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on the spectrum of Doom, i still miss its multiplayer feature

crystal forum
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doom 3 worked it just tanked for other reasons

opaque coyote
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And I kinda wish we got more

crystal forum
winter vessel
crystal forum
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if you want a different kind of game sure

opaque coyote
#

And they were pretty interesting

winter vessel
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give it a 7/10

crystal forum
#

that DLC was lame

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but the characters were also wacky

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and actual cartoon levels

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not normal people at all

opaque coyote
#

As the recent remakes

crystal forum
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maybe that's what the show will be

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i doubt it will be BJ killing nazis constantly every episode

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maybe it will be like man in the high tower

opaque coyote
#

Yeah and I'm hoping it'd be that.

I just think that Youngblood should be decanonized generally

winter vessel
#

yeah YB has got to go

opaque coyote
#

Just start from New Collosus again. It was solid up until YB

crystal forum
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im sure the series will take place in new blood and gamers will be pissed because it rewrites the game lore

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also because woke or whatever

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remember the shit storm that happened in new colossus

opaque coyote
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I ain't saying it's flawless

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I just think that it is solid

winter vessel
opaque coyote
#

So it at least succeeded at that

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Sigrun was an interesting character.

If only they didn't make so many fat jokes good lord

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At least she got some though

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||More than m-||

winter vessel
#

my favorite was, if you choose the Wyatt Timeline, the boy is off his rocker, but when it comes to the plan on Venus he says "you're gonna need radioactive mittens" and then Grace replies "Mittens N-?!"

opaque coyote
#

I do like how Grace was comparatively antagonistic.

Since real resistances like the French Resistance was fairly mixed

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With differing goals on what they wanted France to be

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The only thing they all agreed on is that the Nazis had to be kicked out

winter vessel
#

i still like the ending when Wyatt gives the inspiring speech, it gives hope. But taking the other ending where Grace is doing it invokes the raw rage against tyranny, which is still a palatable ending

shell mason
#

Dear sweet god im sore

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and this heat wave aint fucking it

storm jungle
raven stone
#

?

sharp pollen
#

yeah very interesting lore (5k sm died) so cool
but what about actual cool lore- is there ogryn sized sigaretes

storm jungle
#

what about the actual lore where I drop a safe on you

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👀

storm jungle
raven stone
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I did kind of just drop into this channel with 0 context

dapper gyro
sharp pollen
#

isnt this like, basic knowledge to hate eldar?..

fervent gull
#

On DoW 1 IG psyker had the ability to turn off weapons of the vehicles calles curse of machine spirits Is it for balance reasons or inlore psykers can do this too?

storm jungle
storm jungle
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theres no "set rules" for magic in 40k

raven stone
vagrant fox
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abracadabra alakazam your blood is now dicks

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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There is that, everything from palp's force lightning to forcibly injecting the knowledge of how insignificant you are in the universe to that one really funny Deathwatch TTRPG one where the Red Scorpions make you mutate out of control if you're corrupt

queen laurel
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Yeah endless possibilities

vagrant fox
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I recall one for the Flesh Tearers where your skin auto-flenses itself off you

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It's a very good time

storm jungle
#

they got plenty of fans

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not all of us can be naziboo imperials

vagrant fox
#

the only acceptable thing to hate on is the tyranids for being way boring ☝️ 🤓

sharp pollen
#

true

soft thunder
#

Anyone have images of the Rogue Trader book event things? trying to collect the context for all the cool images.

tough haven
#

Check steam forums

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Or community posts

storm jungle
#

steam forums

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💀

sturdy sedge
storm jungle
sharp pollen
forest orbit
storm jungle
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lmao

sturdy sedge
forest orbit
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What is the deal with people like this anyway

storm jungle
#

Its like

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a very dumb part of the 40k fandom bleeding into 40k who are just braindead "kill all xenos" idiots mostly

forest orbit
#

Yeah that checks out, I get it to a point but I found that ot be the most boring way to play the game.

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Some of the iconoclast choices are also legit hilarious

storm jungle
#

A lot of morality choices are yeah, people just got no taste sometimes and thats okay

forest orbit
#

LOL

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true enough

sturdy sedge
#

Eh i do mix of dogmatic and iconoclast

storm jungle
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Its kinda the same with people who get mad when players romance marazhai

sharp pollen
#

taste to selfish space elves who get red everytime other races step on planets that were theirs 5 billion years ago corpsestarch

sturdy sedge
#

Mostly by picking logical choices

forest orbit
#

they get so mad

sturdy sedge
#

Cuz some dogmatic or icono choices just brain-dead

storm jungle
#

Tbh it fits

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dogmatic especially

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"let me just kill all my helpful allies"

sturdy sedge
#

|| like letting bunch of gene-stealers escape. Due to them being women and children ||

forest orbit
#

They are replacable

storm jungle
forest orbit
storm jungle
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oh

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damn that edit lol

forest orbit
#

darn

#

I thought we were talking about blowing up imperial women and children

sharp pollen
# storm jungle thats just the Imperium

reading about 1 giant wheat collector on Janus in which people never see the sun and maintain the machine by clans and families has more taste to the imperium than to the eldars 🥱

storm jungle
sharp pollen
#

yes

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happy?

storm jungle
#

yeah I didnt understand a word of it

sturdy sedge
storm jungle
forest orbit
storm jungle
#

tbh thats kinda the core to most people that dont know jackshit about eldar

#

the usual giveaway is when they call them "eldars" for starters

sharp pollen
#

i actually want to double check the wording on that upgrade

storm jungle
forest orbit
storm jungle
sharp pollen
#

selfish ahh elves who always lose 🥱

storm jungle
#

selfish ahh space nazis who always get killed 🥱

sturdy sedge
#

It's Aeldari no? Asuryani, Drukhari and Exodites

forest orbit
#

Yeah it is

#

tho thats the copyright titles GW uses

sturdy sedge
#

I mean in wh pretty much every race are assholes

sharp pollen
#

yeah, this is cool, remembered it

storm jungle
#

most people just dont wanna accept it lol

sturdy sedge
#

Ye

forest orbit
#

its okay to massacre entire planets

sturdy sedge
#

Some gets too much into Humans rulz, other too busy sucking xenocock

sturdy sedge
storm jungle
#

Idk about that one

#

the worst part of this fandom ive seen is always imperials usually

#

lol

forest orbit
#

^

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AND I say this as a space marine fanboy

#

my part of the fandom is terrible lol

sharp pollen
#

please... no sm...

forest orbit
#

yes

sharp pollen
#

THE most boring faction...

forest orbit
#

Nope

sharp pollen
#

even aeldaries are better

forest orbit
#

Who?

#

is that a guard regiment

hallow plover
#

when people say space marines are boring does it include chaos space marines?

storm jungle
#

Bro cannot stop having episodes

sharp pollen
#

corpsestarch im having my corpse starch

forest orbit
#

they get the most marketing and showfronting

sharp pollen
#

alright space wolves are kinda fun

#

thanks rogue trader

#

MYOD

storm jungle
#

He says

#

then reads space wolf lore

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and would instantly hate them

forest orbit
#

Real.

sharp pollen
#

thanks for the warning

forest orbit
#

Shes lying

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you should totally read their lore

#

a man of your very bottom-tier tastes would love it imo

sharp pollen
#

i will remain ignorant and still think of them as just vikings

sturdy sedge
#

Specially when someone reminds them that her romance is platonic

storm jungle
#

Yeah that

hallow plover
#

is this good for space wolf stuff?

storm jungle
#

I usually very much see the opposite though so lol

sturdy sedge
#

Or shows that picture

storm jungle
sharp pollen
hallow plover
#

I have 0 knowledge of them besides hearsay

storm jungle
#

yall mfers just think with your dicks all the time

sharp pollen
storm jungle
#

its crazy

hallow plover
#

it's the only currently in print SW book

storm jungle
#

get Lukas the Trickster

#

you can shoot me if you hate it

hallow plover
#

and i'm not paying a fortune to read a space wolf book

storm jungle
#

in print

#

OH MY GOD

#

JUST BUY EBOOKS

hallow plover
#

reading on pixels

sharp pollen
#

buy in a store of blu-ray disks

storm jungle
#

pixels

#

tf are you reading it on

#

a nokia?

hallow plover
#

I wish

#

Quality phones

hallow plover
#

What's lukas the trickster about?

#

A space wolf playing hide and seek?

storm jungle
#

Perhaps.

#

Among the Space Wolves there are as many sagas as there are warriors. Though none quite like that of Lukas the Trickster. Renowned and reviled in equal measure, the Jackalwolf has ever stood apart from his brothers, passed from pack to pack by embittered Wolf Lords. But as a new enemy invades the icy reaches of Fenris at the height of the Helwinter, Lukas finds himself facing a foe who may rival even his legendary cunning – the drukhari corsair, Duke Sliscus. In the battle between wolf and serpent, who will emerge triumphant, and who will lay on red snow?

hallow plover
#

Ebook charlatan; begone!

storm jungle
#

eat it bitch

#

anyway Hes basically a bit of an out of ordinary space wolf

#

also a total funny dickhead with his own posse

#

hes so annoying that every year each great company takes to fighting among their leaders to see who will have the burden of harboring him lmao

hallow plover
#

twelve maplebucks

rocky gale
rocky gale
#

Just bought Queen of the Rose Throne to spite your ebooks

#

Cover goes hard

#

And as they say, always judge a book by its cover

sturdy sedge
#

Eh

#

I rather read Like a Phoenix From the Flames: The Founding of the 597th

vagrant fox
#

100%

hallow plover
storm jungle
#

had to google what that was

#

ciaphas cain slop

sharp pollen
# storm jungle

isnt Sigmar age just average fantasy, but with ratlings so its not so boring

naive cliff
#

Reads like the worst overblown imperial propaganda ever

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

isnt it suppose to be that

celest dome
#

Does AoS even have Halfling ?

storm jungle
#

why wouldnt it

#

lmao

sturdy sedge
#

Course it is

celest dome
sturdy sedge
#

Though i only remember them due to Blood bowl

storm jungle
#

well dug

#

they are short

celest dome
#

What about Gnomes

storm jungle
#

gnomes???

#

bro people barely even remember gnomes in WHF

celest dome
sturdy sedge
sturdy sedge
barren prawn
#

are there different scholas than the schola progenium?

plush mason
#

i have wondered that myself

barren prawn
#

like im pretty sure the schola progenium only has sanctioned psykers

#

but the ones in darktide are not sanctioned since they've never been off world

#

but the savant still mentions having been to a schola

plush mason
#

the savant is afaik the only sanctioned psyker in the rejects, having been an enforcer before getting hung out to dry

barren prawn
#

idk i asked about this before here and the consensus was that none of them are sanctioned

#

savant's lines make it seem like they have never been to terra which is where all the psykers are sanctioned

plush mason
#

hm

barren prawn
#

we need an adult

barren prawn
#

🤔

barren prawn
#

im pretty sure the savant hasnt

#

they have lines about ""suspecting that the black ships wont be fun""

#

meaning they havent been on one

#

why is atoma hiding psykers from the terra

storm jungle
#

You dont have to be on a black ship to be offworld tho

barren prawn
#

ok fair

queen laurel
# storm jungle

Don't worry i got you the elves here are nazis

And for the racist every faction is equivalently racist