#40k-lore-chat
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The Dwarf with the giant book filled with the rules of nuffle
Wait does it
I would kill for a goofy 40k sports game
like bloodbowl
you have no idea
Bloodbowl is great but I don't love any of the WHFB factions as much as I love the AoS and 40k ones
Same. Sounds fucking funny.
Bloodbowl is based off of what sport
Or at least the closest analogue
Would make sense if 40k's is based off of actual football/soccer
the great god Nuffle setteled all conflict
Nah
it needs to be a violent sport lol
Especially since Orks are literally British Football hooligans
True
the sport is violent and physical
A 40k sports mini dimension somewhere in the warp.
The residents there are eternally stuck playing hockey

They say that many ships get permanently stuck there. Even within the webway
I would kill for an AoS version of bloodbowl as well
thats just bloodbowl
but with the AoS factions
they could get a lot more insane with team rules
in AoS and 40k is the big thing
What would a 40k bloodbowl be called anyways.
BloodCup
Keep the blood thing
Football(american) big final thing is called the superbowl
Stanley cup is the big NHL thing
No
because bloodbowl is bloody lol
The game is very literal in its name
the playing field will be covered in blood
Black Orcs(without goblins), Orcs, chaos warriors, Chorfs and Ogres
are all murder teams
as in they want to beat the shit out of you ASAP
I feel like the blood part of bloodbowl is iconic
Is that Gotrek and Felix?
No
It’s an elf and dwarf who are both extremely biased referees you can bribe
lol
Oooo, hmm whats anotehr high action sport they can rip off, i was thinking basketball would be funny but a bit hadnicapped
for like
dwarves adn stuff
or hey acn just harrypotter
that uh
thing
oh yeah lmao
what pole arm should my kurnothi oc have
andwhat metal goes well with pink and cyan?
rose gold
I was gonna say a Bardiche but I need to check if that was a Glaive or a polearm
my sylvaneth and kurnothi hunter clan are on the moon
I’ve seen a truck have this type of paint job
extremely gay
Honestly with how dirty and matted it look it kinda looked like skin
And it was a woman driving it
dwarf fortress taught me that gold is the one metal that can only lose value from additional alloying
since it's the metal that is most valuable in its purest form
could go with a pointy sword
like a longer version of a rondel dagger
A classic polearm, the dagger
Glaives are polearms btw
i would say something like a partisan or a poleaxe would work for that pose
a glaive would also work
Gold and silver both go well
ooo good point
hmm am i happy wiht the spear?
it proabbly wont fit liek this
eh its fineeeeee
gold and sivler does scream space age
\lmao
it's called the plançon
it's essentially a long baseball bat with spikes
it's meant to bash people with
"wow a great artist on twitter with great prices recommedend by a content creator i like!"
checks posts


how bad is it
its diapers
lol
i thought you meant nazi posting
kinky people always have the cheaper prices
idk why
Probably because of demand being lower?
This be the damn spiral brush women use for their hair, lol
What’s the most underrated weapon in the imperium arsenal
gamma pistol
or heavy bolt rifle
objectively the cooler new age bolter design
shoots radiation
Does a banger job on SM2.
Demon core gun
i need to know if my com ref sheet is ledgible or not
Honestly
Honestly
That fucks
So hard
As a design
In terms of character, it basically screams "FUCK YOU" to anything it's pointed at
🗣️ ADD IT TO DARKTIDE!!!
Also holy shit technically that is a stock
Like. I envision one of those scenes in action movie. Where the guy using it has a poker face and is just firing it from the hip, just walking like he owns the battle
Gonna be controversial here.
...
Not this design specifically
Would definitely love a heavy Bolter for the Ogryn class though
I mean hey if we have an Ogryn running the fucking armory. Surely we can have one of ours use a Bolter.
True
Give em some good bolt guns.
Don't they have Ogryn bolters or is that not a thing? Any lore reasons to why or why not?
can pierce a hole in a bunker network
yes i said network
plural bunkers
also i made a printable prop which you can download for free
shameless self promotion
Its largely a tabletop thing
theres nothing stopping an ogryn from using a heavy bolter
they're prob too dumb to use actual bolters
plus guard doesn't have access to tons of normal bolters
even if they have a shit ton of heavy bolters and even storm bolters for some reason
Nah I dont think they're too dumb as so much as they're too rough
Ripper guns and the like are built to be sturdy weapons for Ogryns, because they either fire the guns to the point they melt, or use them as impromptu melee weapons
i havent seen many people ask for a storm bolter for ogryns in darktide. it would actually still work for the guard
there's pintle mounted storm bolters on leman russes
I guess apart from the usual Ogryn probably ending up losing them
Or using them as a bashing tool
Yeah the universal acceptance of "every ogryn is dumb and cannot operate anything complex" is very silly.
You literally just pull a fucking trigger lmao
also like, if they can operate a heavy stubber they can operate a bolter, its literally just a heavy firearm
Yeah, I mean, our ogryns in Darktide know how to uncock the Ripper guns when you examine them in game
Yeah thats also a good point lol
I think it depends on the type of Ogryns
But our Ogryns are smart... well relatively anyways
I'd say reloading and how to manage/clean it is where it gets tough
Yeah and even then its not like ogryns being stupid is genetic
you can just take your time like teaching a toddler and manage it

I dunno, the discord user with the Imperial Guard pfp told me that they're basically walking carrots and that they need constant orders

From passively exploring the lore online I’ve found most people would prefer the ogryns of Darktide to be the lore-accurate level of intelligence
Yeah and they are stupid.
can you imagine a match where its nothing but just Brawler
NOSH NOSH NOSH
SAH SAH SAH
Literally the worst

Yeah, its a more realistic way of showing that they're dumb without making them sound like they're Dodos that dunno how to react to hounds
I see you're not a fan of the brawler
I like him as the codex-accurate ogryn
they use everything like hammers
they would explode a plasma gun
but i very much prefer Bully and Bodyguard
Not if you teach them, again.
I play bodyguard
ogryns are kept dumb, they arent braindead
it is very possible to be too stupid to use guns
I mean
looking at real life i doubt it
people with above level intelligence also fuck it up

you should be feeling the opposite dilara
Although it's probably harder to teach one because
They (commonly) have the mentality of a 3 year old
With the strength of a Thunder Warrior
Tbf, least they give the excuse that its not that hes naturally that dumb, its his brain getting fried
Y'know how handsy toddlers get
irl grunts can not be trusted with sensitive equipment
The other thing is like this is a sub-species of human spread out across the ENTIRE galaxy.
Its impossible for them to have 1 default mindset
they come from 1 planet
originally
theres no ogryn homeworld
Brunt is from catachan apparently
The existence of catachan ogryns should horrify anyone that hears it
naaah
🏴
yeah catachan is known to harbor/borrow ogryns to be locals
I really wanna see GW develop on Ogryn culture and tradition, because I find some of the stuff Bodyguard says pretty interesting, even if its somewhat generic warrior culture stuff
im pretty sure ogryn and squat lore is interlinked
Its not
it is
they are seperate species
To be honest my headcanon is that Ogryns are as smart as baseline, just with more violent tendencies.
But they either
A) Never got an education cause they lived in the wilderness.
B) The Imperium doesn't want intelligent Ogryns. They want dumb soldiers that happily charge into gunfire.
Votann is even more distant
to the point that the yare essentially aliens
and arent even formed from humans
What are the Votanns
i said squat
So they're dumb as a result
original squat lore
Space Dwarves
And it kinda self-perpetuates itself
Ohhh right
that's what i meant
bailiff kill this furball
if it has squat lore it's old
Because why should abhumans get more when they can instead add yet another Cadian regiment
I'm of the theory that their brains are more wired towards survival and therefore aren't as malleable to learning complicated ideas, but easily adapt to survival situations
i think they're stupid
Me when the only guardsman regiments you can run this edition are Cadians, Krieg or Catachan 💀 💀 💀
That is also a good idea.
It's kinda like how pre-agriculture humans knew their entire local region from memory
But if you asked one wtf 1+1 is
They don't know
I wanna play the tabletop but I’m waiting for SOMEONE to hand over the printer files
you didn't dm
Fair enough
In general I like to think it's a combo of like
Imperium not wanting them to be smart
Their environment
Exactly. They may understand that they need food and there is a shortage of food within their tribe, but theyre not going to be able to file the taxes of the tribe
And their differently wired brains
If the ogryns get smart they pose a serious threat
Yeah they are essentially a slave species
no pleb in the imperium is educated. it wouldn't make sense that imperium keeps ogryns dumber
Oh yeah can’t ogryns be psykers too?
they're just naturally dumb
They do tho
they literally lie to them
lol
I recall hearing about Grey Ogryns maybe being smart but I might be wrong on that
Yeah and speaking of
we got evidence of how ogryns can be educated with Cassia from the ghaz novel
who actually can read and speak like a normal person
They literally lie to them and don't put in the effort to educate them beyond "Shoot that guy".
lie like tell them the emperor will fucking kill them if they dont do as they're told
everybody is told these lies
it's the fucking imperium
No because the lies told to ogryn are child tier bullshit
lol
They aren't told that.
More like "Emperor will give extra rations" type of shit
Basically child tier bs
Oh
and again we got a cannon example of an educated ogryn, so this argument has no ground lol
Dilara already said so
Cassia being able to read and do other "complex" stuff shows they very much are kept dumb, not that "they cannot learn"
we have way more dumb ogryns
Just realized Dilara is a witchfinder
I’m a psyker main
Should I be scared?
True but that's because they don't bother
They're in a specialized role essentially
Is that a good thing or a bad thing in your opinion
Most Ogryns dont get the chance of becoming part of an Inquisitor's retenue, much less the chance to actually get educated
i dont know how to explain more that a human pleb does not have any more capacity to learn than what ogryns get
Very good thing. It shuts down dumb points like this tbh
Sure most of the Imperium is also uneducated.
But at least they are taught the basics.
they're just dumb
They're dumb because they arent allowed to have any proper cognitive thought, again they are a slave/auxillary race.
Low gothic, from what I’ve been told, is basically just whatever language is spoken on that planet
I.e. there are multiple low gothic languages
so few humans get that chance either
Kinda.
More like each planet has a different variant.
Not really tho
I think it generally sounds like a mix of German or whatever in lore
most humans in Imperium are self-taught stuff
Enough for some of the rejects to be educated
especially regarding their jobs
working for an inquisitor?
it's like the worst example
I mean no?
like, what is this point
shes smart
lmao
Ogryns are kept dumb.
Its simple as that.
Pretty sure Brunt is a smart Ogryn too
He might be playing dumb
Hes got his moments 
who
He at least talks pretty okay and has a proper name
We dunno
He never appears a lot

I started playing after brunt went missing so I’ve never actually seen him outside cutscenes
Your mom's an Ogryn.....?
Dont worry he just appears in that one cutscene
google what turks look like
most of my uncles look like ogryns

who is cassia
LMAO
New lore
Ogryns were Turkish all along
Turks are in
Turkëy?


I'd shove that into his face tbh
Space wolves are literally just Vikings
They are not space marines, they’re born that way
What did I doooo
like my zealot who grew up in the streets on a rat based diet? she's still smarter than an ogryn
Also basically
- Planets can have their own languages, dialects etc just like our world with its multiple languages etc OR straight up talk Low Gothic, but there will still be variances due to simply how humans work.
It only gets complex when you get into dialects but that is again just whatever the culture on the planet goes through/develops with.
they arent counting to 5
bodyguard says it
hes counting if he has all his fingers still to make sure none got sliced
so uh

my ogryn isn't a bodyguard
Jokes aside, generally, I think on some level their psychology is different.
But I don't necessarily think it makes them dumber generally.
Especially since Cleric Ogryns fucking exist.
written by a GW writer
So low gothic is a common language that everyone can speak but all planets also have their own dialects?
so Writer > Gayjay
they are clearly counting their fingers what
Somehow they proofread despite
...not knowing how to read?
Yeah basically imagine our world but apply to other planets
like the ogryn gives up midway through
Low Gothic is just a forced common language
High Gothic is big language rich folks and higher officials use aka just butchered latin
its literally like English
its not an official language in many places
Also Orks speak their own language.
It's just translated for our convenience.
Low Gothic/High Gothic is basically that
High gothic does literally just sound like what edgy 13 year olds think Latin sounds like
Yeah pretty much
Their British accent is either them shouting low gothic to intimidate/make fun of the Humies
Or just their speech translated
Damn the imperium got smacked so hard even their language is broken
I like to think that their cockney accent is just
How they speak Low Gothic somehow
Tbf
40,000 years is a long ass time
Language would probably be fucking weird
they're just stereotypes of mentally challenged people, all of 40k is stereotypes and i dont see ogryns being any different.
Approximately 1/6th of humanity’s time spent being a civilization
That doesnt really tie into the debate being made here
I mean it isnt
I've never seen Ogryns as a metaphor for mentally challenged people
you are the one arguing
oh they're not metaphors
that would imply it isn't offensive
which it is
But yeah basically they are manipulated
thats always been the lore
and still is
They are actively scolded for thinking for themselves lol
Except maybe the really old lore
But most of that is replaced
and also probably exaggerated by in-universe propaganda
Nah it still is the case
Wraithbone Phoenix goes into it
its a book with a ratling/ogryn co-protagonist
half the theme is how abhumans are treated by the imperium as literal freaks and subhumans
God thats peak
…Is it possible to have a half-Ogryn..?
Is it the one where the Ogryn Protag basically speaks eloquently
No one is gonna fuck an ogryn so no
Because he got shot in the head.
Nah, only matching abhumans can interbreed with each other
Yeah lol
Only way is maybe someone splices genes
Shot in the head
Somehow becomes far more verbose
Don’t give Bile any ideas

its a very popular media trope
Oh dude I want to see him try
Savant syndrome
My Courier 6 moment
(I always go high Int most of the time)
I think the only time I did a low int character was when I was doing legion stuff.
...as a woman
I think you can see why she's low int
Got bored of it though
you can get rped in fallout 1 as a low int woman
Didn't finish the Legion Main Quests as a result
ah the 90's
Aware unfortunately.
The only thing I wish was kept was the ability to Vats somebody in the Groin
I uh
Did that a lot
Admittedly it was very entertaining

found the prayer lol
The fallout community and the sniper elite community would be very close I think
"Maybe those scars would make good party talk."
"Your scar won't."
whirrs minigun
I forgot abhumans also literally got slurs against them in this book
In general there are two weird things I wish was taken from Fallout 1.
Well besides the general atmosphere
Special deaths and the ability to shoot somebody in the groin
your answer is incorrect
Special deaths were fun tho
...you make a fair point.

Although knowing Bethesda, it would somehow be worse than the car mods
The one that looks like it’s from Mad Max Road warrior? Provided you get that trunk upgrade in F2?
reminder that the guy who created fallout is gay and thats why we're better than you
you specifically
I feel like more progress should have been made between FO2 and FNV on the whole rebuilding thing
It’s been 250 years and nobody tried to do anything with the old cars or fix any of the buildings?
It’s not like concrete is hard to make
...
Honestly the parallel here is fucking funny
there's trains and the strip was supposed to be muuuuch bigger
they are busy barbecuing each other in their radiated backyards
california is meant to be pretty built up during fallout NV
I did hear a rumor that originally Bethesda's Fallout 3 was planned to be 50 years after the bomb.
That makes way more sense
I still remember fallout tactics having a hummer, lol
nothing in fallout 3 makes sense
Low Tier God rant but it's a sister of battle to an abhuman

I really hated the skill check dialogue
what do you mean
Yeah thank god they never did percentages anymore.
Holy shit I hated that so much
I LOVE SAVING AND LOADING
that's 4 not 3
No 3 had that.
Even if you had put in a lot of points into a specific skill
It wasn’t really a guaranteed success
Yeah that shit sucked
i completely forgot that shitty feature
Oh no wait
Technically Fallout 4's is guaranteed
...
To a point
Depends on your charisma level
11 Charisma to always pass reds
So you have to take some DRUGS
no character building

Speaking of Bethesda games
Yeah I think that's the main criticism point I have for most Bethesda modern games
Yall see they’re making a wolfenstein show
this is news
i dont like f4 that much, but I do love me some skyrim
Hell Fallout NV is kinda guilty of it, but it's after all the DLCs
Idc what people say, I’ll keep insulting that “rifle” in 4
Because damn that looked disgusting
ye everybody hated it
Really?
I don't know how they would ever continue after the shit show that was Youngblood
Same producer as the fallout show, hopefully the writing is solid too
God that game was a mistake
i hate all the guns personally. they should have kept the generic guns instead of customizable crap
Same, which is kinda why I’m interested to see where this goes
most customizations being useless
This’ll be a mess
Honestly
Considering how dogshit Youngblood was story wise.
This is one of the few times where they should just
Decanonize it
Like it just
Ignore that shit yeah
hey the fallout show wasnt bad
I laughed at every customization feature for the pipe gun
Ruined so much of the lore
guys this isnt being directed by ID studio lol
They gotta cast BJ well, I’ve seen two thrown out but I’m not certain if I really fuck with either
They should have the guy who’s played Reacher be BJ
the actor will have to look aryan or it doesnt work
BJ is meant to be a literal antinazi
See that’s one
To be honest, the customization was kinda lame.
But what I hate was the legendary weapons
Imagine that message out of context

I’d say Alan Ritchson has the build for BJ
I agree btw
The delicious irony. It's also been there since the first 1st person Wolfenstein
imagine
this is apparently a nazi era ideal aryan
if they hadnt made youngblood we could have had a new wolfenstein game
Like the tidbit about BJ being Jewish and being the poster Aryan "Untermensch"
Been there since the beginning
I was gone for like 5 minutes how did the conversation deviate this hard
Blitzmensch with the POWER OF THUNDER loved that promotional for Colossus
I actually did like the Wolfenstein Remakes.
The ones in-between the modern one and the old games
Other one I’ve seen thrown around
Ngl all the Nazi Occult shit was sick
Hugo forgot his last name
I like me some Magical Laser Guns
Stiglitz
Had to look it up
Old blood?
Give ya boy a fucking neck brace
The 2009 one released by activision
the blond hair is kinda required
Dude I love the games, but the order I played them in
Was so fucked
Unfortunate but it doesn't live up to the quality of the ID software Remakes (except Youngblood, I just don't count that as a Wolfenstein game)

I went new colossus, old blood, and THEN new order
Yeah

Tbf Old Blood could be skipped
It's like how MGS V had Phantom Pain and Ground Zeros
Old Blood is basically Ground Zeroes
Still fun though
Honestly if they do go forward with the show.
I hope they explore the in-between era
Basically in-between BJ being comatose
I always favored the 1946 look of the standard Wehrmacht soldier than their 1960s design. 1960s look like a weird owl
And him waking up from literally being paralyzed for over a decade because he smells Nazi blood
I am half convinced Old Blood was made purely to reuse those designs more

Cause New Order only shows them for a bit
Which is unlike MGS5 GZ, which is a tech demo for the fox engine.
i love how surgical the big guys looked
like they're meant to be the peak of what soldiers could be but they have to be completely cut open and pieced back together to become that way
reminds me of those bioshock infinite guys
Obviously like the 1946 design more.
But I think the 1960 design has some nice touches as eell
Ironically, I think the worst part is the metal face mask
It just looks kinda stupid
I honestly think if it looked similar to like the soldier face masks. It'd be better
agreed. Panzerhund is my favorite which inevitably would have an upgraded and proper look after they won the war
Honestly
Honestly
I want one of those
i bet germany wanted all its soldiers to be converted into those big guys but even their propaganda couldn't convince people to go through that process
the beach also had those weird tripods that never come back
Recruiter: "Was wäre, wenn wir Zahnpflege anbieten würden?" (what if we offered dental care?)
average civilian: "NEIN!"
Oh 100%.
I also like the detail of Germania being a thing.
Since that was Hitler's plan for his Capital
It was... very uh
Very stupid plan wise
I honestly think both him and Speer were in a drug bender while drawing up the plans
having a pint at the local pub
i like how new order doesnt talk much about hitler and then new colossus brings us to venus to kill him
But besides that, very fucking cool detail. Shows the research the devs did into how crazy the Nazis were.
It's honestly surprising how accurate they are at points. Despite Wolfenstein generally being extreme as shit.
I remember thinking "what if i could kick him?" and then as you're going to the booth it gives you that option, that was great. course thats an automatic death
I almost want to be like a ghost exploring what this fucked up Nazi hellscape is like
"No I'm... I'm from Arizona!"
immediately gets shot

Also apparently that's Kennedy
it will feel like the 1950's but forever
Like John F. Kennedy.
whether that's good or bad depends on you
honestly, even if that grunt was a Nazi in the booth, the way BJ just decimates that guy and proceeds to club him with the rifle I went "ಠ_ಠ damn Billy..."
GET FUCKED REAGAN
i love that all the german troops we kill are SS so we dont feel bad for them lol
in all games they have SS markings
Hitler did plan to change the Wehremact into the SS though.
So likely every soldier is SS as a result since he won.
I love all the real ppl they implement in the games
wouldnt make sense in 1946
J is the best
True. I think we killed actual SS units in 1946, but by the 1960s, the army itself is the SS.
I kinda felt bad for him and the guy that picked up our bags.
I just felt like an asshole for a second.
Got over it quickly because Nazi
But still
man the games go into the 80's now i think
there's a vr game with casettes and shit
and it's in france
Like the guy in the Booth was literally there to act. That was his job.
And the guy that picked up our bags was just being friendly thinking we're his favorite celebrity
i guess america is free now but nazis still have power?
yeah. unfortunate that one classmate i had in world history assumed the entirety of the Werhmacht during WW2 was full SS, but even a lot of the Army Regulars hated working with the party. I remember studying a brief battle that took place in 1945 where a small army unit and German soldiers fought against the Waffen SS
the game's timeline is fucked
For youngblood its that nazis still control parts of europe
iirc
battle of castle itter iirc
Youngblood, Nazis control parts of Europe but America is free.
even after America and several other countries became free
im just guessing id had no idea where to go after new colossus
When Youngblood got into that mystical shit i was like "this is too much"
they wanted to keep the franchise about kicking nazis out of power as the underdog but NC ends with the world starting to revolt
Tbf makes sense given the Nazi's obsession with the Occult.
I think it would've been fine if it was BJ or just
Literally anybody else than the Forspoken tier protagonists we got.
i wish we got that part as like, an expansion
But generally I would've liked a fucking in-between game where we build up a bigger army
i would have been perfectly happy with a NC sequel about the gang going all over the world kicking nazi ass in different major cities while fighting the new moon based nazi leader or something
Generally, I don't mind Youngblood 's premise.
...I do mind how it executed it
And also the protagonists
Seriously, their mom on the battlefield while pregnant must have damaged their brains

i just refuse to accept the franchise moving on from BJ's gang
Also the gameplay was just boring.
yeah that blood shower was uh...something
Like
maybe BJ's character arc was finished but there were other characters
and he doesnt even need a character arc. he's fucking BJ
elevator sequence
Also needing to level up like it's an RPG
...okay
But not even having anything else of an RPG
It's just killing random Nazis until you level up
it's just a bad game even without the plot
Yeah
an unecessary divergion from a highly successful formula
i wish the twins weren't wearing the da'at yichud power suits
Tbf
I like the suit design
its good, but i wish they didn't have it like, 99 percent of the time
True
I also wish they had actual personalities
Instead of
"SISTER"
"YEAH SIS"
Did BJ fuck a hive mind into existence?

woah did i just kill a nazi?
oh yeah, the damn plank from Ed Edd and Eddy had more personality than those twins combined
Man the AOStide is looking great
I think from New Collosus is fine honestly
I would like to see a spin off of sorts about the early rise of Nazi Germany's domination. maybe play as regular allied soldiers fighting a losing battle as it dwindles into a resistance
i dont think the games work without BJ
Like in-between BJ being knocked out
it's like doom without doom guy
And BJ waking up
That would be interesting asw
like, there was an attempt with those dlc stories in NC
Tbh...
I thought Doom 3 was a good game.
It was a nice attempt
Still flawed but I genuinely think that a Horror Doom could work
If it wasn't Doomguy
Like we see how fucked up the demons are to any average person
i think BJ could be easily rebooted
he has already gone through many reboots
he could just be a new BJ
maybe an Isolation esque game? play as a worker in the UAC during the Lazarus waves release in 2016? prior to Doom Guy's release from his crypt?
you cant be an average joe in wolfenstein
Either that or an Elite Guard that survived Olivia's activation of their kill chips
not a bad idea either
on the spectrum of Doom, i still miss its multiplayer feature
doom 3 worked it just tanked for other reasons
I mean...
The bits we get into the fucked up Nazi Dystopia was interesting
And I kinda wish we got more
how are you meant to be a nazi killing machine without being BJ
i had hoped, Dark ages would bring that back since in lore there was a division of the Night Sentinels, those loyal to the wraiths and those loyal to the Maykrs. thought it could fit nicely
if you want a different kind of game sure
Tbf the New Collosus had DLCs where you play as different protags
And they were pretty interesting
give it a 7/10
that DLC was lame
but the characters were also wacky
and actual cartoon levels
not normal people at all
Yeah I was thinking of a spinoff in the same universe
As the recent remakes
maybe that's what the show will be
i doubt it will be BJ killing nazis constantly every episode
maybe it will be like man in the high tower
Yeah and I'm hoping it'd be that.
I just think that Youngblood should be decanonized generally

yeah YB has got to go
Just start from New Collosus again. It was solid up until YB
im sure the series will take place in new blood and gamers will be pissed because it rewrites the game lore
also because woke or whatever
remember the shit storm that happened in new colossus
Tbf some of the scenes were weird.
Again, pregnant blood shower
I ain't saying it's flawless
I just think that it is solid
Bombate and sigrun in the little pod
... honestly I did fucking laugh
So it at least succeeded at that

Sigrun was an interesting character.
If only they didn't make so many fat jokes good lord
At least she got some though
||More than m-||
my favorite was, if you choose the Wyatt Timeline, the boy is off his rocker, but when it comes to the plan on Venus he says "you're gonna need radioactive mittens" and then Grace replies "Mittens N-?!"
I do like how Grace was comparatively antagonistic.
Since real resistances like the French Resistance was fairly mixed
With differing goals on what they wanted France to be
The only thing they all agreed on is that the Nazis had to be kicked out
i still like the ending when Wyatt gives the inspiring speech, it gives hope. But taking the other ending where Grace is doing it invokes the raw rage against tyranny, which is still a palatable ending
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yeah very interesting lore (5k sm died) so cool
but what about actual cool lore- is there ogryn sized sigaretes
its from this thing called a book
No, no, my “?” Was more at “why the Arbites emoji” 😅
I did kind of just drop into this channel with 0 context
What is it? Can I eat it?
On DoW 1 IG psyker had the ability to turn off weapons of the vehicles calles curse of machine spirits Is it for balance reasons or inlore psykers can do this too?
not really
psykers in lore can essentially do anything depending on their power level
theres no "set rules" for magic in 40k

Now you see why Imperium is so paranoid about hidden psykers…
abracadabra alakazam your blood is now dicks
Something like that is easy for them
For example Iron arm which is a psychic spell that literally turns your body into organic steel
There is that, everything from palp's force lightning to forcibly injecting the knowledge of how insignificant you are in the universe to that one really funny Deathwatch TTRPG one where the Red Scorpions make you mutate out of control if you're corrupt
Yeah endless possibilities
I recall one for the Flesh Tearers where your skin auto-flenses itself off you
It's a very good time
I mean no not really
they got plenty of fans
not all of us can be naziboo imperials

the only acceptable thing to hate on is the tyranids for being way boring ☝️ 🤓
true
Anyone have images of the Rogue Trader book event things? trying to collect the context for all the cool images.
Too many iconoclast xenofuckers
brrr brrr
Hitman 1 is calling
dinner is getting cold
As a black templar fan I support this message 🫡
lmao
Napalm barrage gotcha
What is the deal with people like this anyway
Its like
a very dumb part of the 40k fandom bleeding into 40k who are just braindead "kill all xenos" idiots mostly
Yeah that checks out, I get it to a point but I found that ot be the most boring way to play the game.
Some of the iconoclast choices are also legit hilarious
A lot of morality choices are yeah, people just got no taste sometimes and thats okay
Eh i do mix of dogmatic and iconoclast
Its kinda the same with people who get mad when players romance marazhai
taste to selfish space elves who get red everytime other races step on planets that were theirs 5 billion years ago 
thats just the Imperium

Mostly by picking logical choices
Lmao I love those people
they get so mad
Cuz some dogmatic or icono choices just brain-dead
|| like letting bunch of gene-stealers escape. Due to them being women and children ||
They are replacable


reading about 1 giant wheat collector on Janus in which people never see the sun and maintain the machine by clans and families has more taste to the imperium than to the eldars 🥱
Did you have a stroke typing this
yeah I didnt understand a word of it
|| i mean you can order exterminatus on 2 imperial planets so that too ||

🫡
Me when I dont read any lore and make assumptions
tbh thats kinda the core to most people that dont know jackshit about eldar
the usual giveaway is when they call them "eldars" for starters
i actually want to double check the wording on that upgrade

Illiterate ahh spelling

selfish ahh elves who always lose 🥱
selfish ahh space nazis who always get killed 🥱
It's Aeldari no? Asuryani, Drukhari and Exodites
I mean in wh pretty much every race are assholes
yeah, this is cool, remembered it
Its what makes them fun tbh
most people just dont wanna accept it lol
Ye
its okay to massacre entire planets
Some gets too much into Humans rulz, other too busy sucking xenocock
As long as there's no important equipment
Idk about that one
the worst part of this fandom ive seen is always imperials usually
lol
please... no sm...
THE most boring faction...
even aeldaries are better
when people say space marines are boring does it include chaos space marines?
Bro cannot stop having episodes
Nah its loyalists
im having my corpse starch
they get the most marketing and showfronting
Real.
thanks for the warning
Shes lying
you should totally read their lore
a man of your very bottom-tier tastes would love it imo
i will remain ignorant and still think of them as just vikings
Some rabid Yrilet fans can be pretty annoying
Specially when someone reminds them that her romance is platonic
Yeah that
is this good for space wolf stuff?
I usually very much see the opposite though so lol
Or shows that picture
Fuck no lmao
the cuck level is insane
I have 0 knowledge of them besides hearsay
its not even cucking
yall mfers just think with your dicks all the time
it's the only currently in print SW book
and i'm not paying a fortune to read a space wolf book
reading on pixels
buy in a store of blu-ray disks
Perhaps.
Among the Space Wolves there are as many sagas as there are warriors. Though none quite like that of Lukas the Trickster. Renowned and reviled in equal measure, the Jackalwolf has ever stood apart from his brothers, passed from pack to pack by embittered Wolf Lords. But as a new enemy invades the icy reaches of Fenris at the height of the Helwinter, Lukas finds himself facing a foe who may rival even his legendary cunning – the drukhari corsair, Duke Sliscus. In the battle between wolf and serpent, who will emerge triumphant, and who will lay on red snow?
Ebook charlatan; begone!
eat it bitch
anyway Hes basically a bit of an out of ordinary space wolf
also a total funny dickhead with his own posse
hes so annoying that every year each great company takes to fighting among their leaders to see who will have the burden of harboring him lmao
twelve maplebucks
Just bought Queen of the Rose Throne to spite your ebooks
Cover goes hard
And as they say, always judge a book by its cover
100%
Is Vail's hate on Sulla deserved?
isnt Sigmar age just average fantasy, but with ratlings so its not so boring
No lol
Yes. Sulla’s assault on the Gothic language is truly awful
Reads like the worst overblown imperial propaganda ever
Does AoS even have Halfling ?
Course it is
I just never noticed them
Though i only remember them due to Blood bowl
What about Gnomes
Blood Bowls is closer to Battle Fanrady than AoS though
Something about committee adding rule about max numbers of players in the team after 546th? Halfling player corpse was carried form the field
Fun stuff still
what romance?
are there different scholas than the schola progenium?
i have wondered that myself
like im pretty sure the schola progenium only has sanctioned psykers
but the ones in darktide are not sanctioned since they've never been off world
but the savant still mentions having been to a schola
the savant is afaik the only sanctioned psyker in the rejects, having been an enforcer before getting hung out to dry
idk i asked about this before here and the consensus was that none of them are sanctioned
savant's lines make it seem like they have never been to terra which is where all the psykers are sanctioned
hm
we need an adult
no
they have been tbh
🤔
im pretty sure the savant hasnt
they have lines about ""suspecting that the black ships wont be fun""
meaning they havent been on one
why is atoma hiding psykers from the terra
You dont have to be on a black ship to be offworld tho
ok fair
Don't worry i got you the elves here are nazis
And for the racist every faction is equivalently racist

