40k-lore-chat

[outer wave]

Why does this bunny show off her biceps?

[arctic talon]

yes

[vagrant fox]

Dilara is evil, is why

[forest moat]

Idk about yall but I love inquisitor power armors

[arctic talon]

human power armor is cool

[soft thunder]

does a creature have a name?

[arctic talon]

Hamadrya

[vagrant fox]

Inquisitors have the most drip, it is true. I'm very partial to this set

[soft thunder]

Always imagined Huron's creature kinda looking like

[shell mason]

likewise witchfinder

[shell mason]

how you been mate

[arctic talon]

Good

[raven stone]

@opaque coyote I finally did the thing.
And damn, Arbites class is cooking…

Haven’t even got the level up too high and weapons feel like smooth overkill…

[wet sandal]

If I had unchecked authority over multiple star systems you better believe I would spend frightening amounts of resources for the sole purpose of increasing my drip

[dapper gyro]

Guardsman with power armour when?

[crystal forum]

no

[green loom]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Arkan_Confederates

[dire loom]

Peak drip

[opaque coyote]

Always wondered why we haven't gotten more units with human PA

I think only

[arctic talon]

rare

[opaque coyote]

Inquistors and Sisters of Battle got them

[arctic talon]

admech uses most of it

[opaque coyote]

And a lot of admech

But even then it is relatively rare

Since most who go into combat don't need it cause they already replaced their body with armor or are cannonfodder

And others just don't go into combat

So it's only for the weird inbetweens

[slender patio]

Do we know what happened to the gray knight who was captured and tortured? Or it just ended after being send to some chaos god

[cyan merlin]

Alright I’m bored drop the most obscure official lore you know

[opaque coyote]

A Slaaneshi cult decided to make pronouns for the Prince of Darkness.

This is old lore btw

[cyan merlin]

PFFFFHAHAHAHA

[languid meadow]

Not really obscure I guess but the super flat world is hilarious

[opaque coyote]

Idk it's more the fact that Shem reminds me of a comic series called Blue Chair

And now I can't stop thinking of Slaanesh as this mf (who is named... Shen)

[cyan merlin]

I recognize the character
Never knew what it was from

[outer wave]

Its just someone's OC for a comic he makes on twitter

[cyan merlin]

Listen anyone that does writing has a self insert character…

[opaque coyote]

Also

The Tau words for bird (y’eld), spider (mal'caor) and strong (orrus) are also the names of the ‘unusual’ technology used by Spyrers in necromunda.

[cyan merlin]

Was about to comment on malcador

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it was autocorrect

Also 100% shows that uh

[dapper gyro]

What a shame, based of US Confederate... Losers.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah some of the tech used is T'au tech

[cyan merlin]

Heresy

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf Tech Heresy is everywhere.

There's a reason why there's memes for the Mechanicus going down the Necron Pipeline

[cyan merlin]

(Tau gauss guns are super cool and I wanna give them to my guardsmen)

Wait no

It’s the necrons with gauss

[opaque coyote]

Which tbf...

There's a lot of gay overtones in Necron stuff

I think one Necron warlord is trans

[opaque coyote]

Pulse guns

Or railguns

[cyan merlin]

Does that happen to be the same one that was a farmer accidentally placed in a warlord body

[dapper gyro]

It is called gauss, but it has nothing to do with the gauss magnetic mechanic...

[opaque coyote]

Also the Necron Gauss guns... Aren't Gauss guns

[cyan merlin]

That would be where I got them mixed up

[opaque coyote]

That's just the Imperium trying to compare it to something

Y'know the phrase that sufficiently advanced technology might as well be magic

...

The Necrons are that

They are one of the two races that don't use warp based FTL

[dapper gyro]

Or GW being dumb and refuses to correct it.

[opaque coyote]

The other ones are the Tyranids

[cyan merlin]

Or a mistranslation (cop out)

[tough haven]

Fuck yeah

[opaque coyote]

Honestly like the idea that it's basically the Imperium just labeling it as something they can understand

[tough haven]

Necrons in canon call it gauss though

[dapper gyro]

GW is from UK... What kind of language do they need to translate to English? Saxon?

[opaque coyote]

Since otherwise it implies that the Necrons are way more advanced than even mankind's prime. Can't have that.

[cyan merlin]

Tyranids are also cool
I wonder why plague marines don’t… Do more to fight them, seeing as they’re about the only things that CAN and would be motivated to

[opaque coyote]

Too busy doing their own shit

Chaos is not cohesive

Because

Y'know

Chaos

Their greatest strength and weakness

[cyan merlin]

I mean immortality kinda means you’ve already won it’s just a matter of when

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also this isn't obscure.

But even after turning to Chaos... CSMs still hate Xenos

They just

Can't get over their racism for 0.01 seconds

[dapper gyro]

Nurgle doesn't have numbers vs Tyranids.

[opaque coyote]

Which I find really funny

"I won't ever work with a filthy alien."

"But you... Sold your soul to the God of Violence"

"And?"

[dapper gyro]

Nurgle already has hard time with orks.

[cyan merlin]

The only indoctrination so thick not even chaos can rip it out of them

[opaque coyote]

At some point it isn't indoctrination anymore

It's just the love of the game

[cyan merlin]

Have any imperials tried to
Leave
Like the galaxy itself seems like the main thing between humanity and survival at this point

[opaque coyote]

[dapper gyro]

Distance between galaxy is too far.

[opaque coyote]

Generally no

The problem is that the warp is the main form of travel.

Now try traveling

In space hell

To other galaxies

If a pathway even exists

[dapper gyro]

Only the Silent King did it, and wasn't successful.

[opaque coyote]

The Astronomicon basically acts as a lighthouse

Going far away from that generally sucks for navigation

[cyan merlin]

Also the Tyranids but the Tyranids might be the apex predators of the entire universe

[opaque coyote]

He also was like "guys we need to kill the Nids like RIGHT FUCKING NOW"

Which implies that he uh

Seen some shit

[opaque coyote]

Maybe or maybe not.

It's the mystery.

But they've definitely at least eaten other galaxies beforehand

[dapper gyro]

Also, Necron used hyper space/webway to travel instead of the warp, yet, still not enough fuel to get to the next galaxy.

[opaque coyote]

Doesn't help that half of them are uhh

Well not even half

Approx. 90% of them are either still napping

Or got their sleeping place destroyed with the passage of time

[cyan merlin]

Really puts into perspective how bad nurgle’s creations are
To be capable of killing space-bugs by having them sniff the shit they make

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it takes much more than that

But yeah

And Nurgle still hasn't shared his

Top 10 creations

His masterpieces

[dapper gyro]

Well, even in the milky way, there are shit that not even the nids or chaos dare to touch.

[cyan merlin]

Well yeah he’s still learning how to edit the video for his YouTube channel
Asmongold

[dapper gyro]

Ghoul star regions for example

Those places make even chaos princes went mad and tyranids went feral.

[cyan merlin]

The hell is a ghoul star

[outer wave]

Ghoul star system is a system in the galaxy that, from whatI recall, doesn't house any living life that we would recognize (necrons, tyranids, etc)

Its a very dead region and yet nothing goes near it

[dapper gyro]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ghoul_Stars

[outer wave]

Actually, I think a necron kingdom is there, but its a flayer kingdom

[cyan merlin]

Flayers are insane right?

[outer wave]

Yep

[cyan merlin]

Don’t know much about them, only recently heard people talking about them because some CC made a short featuring them

[outer wave]

They're necrons that got infected by the Flayer virus after the defeat of one C'tan

As necrons that are infected, they're treated as those with leprosy back in ancient times within necron society

[cyan merlin]

A h

[outer wave]

They are useful shock troops though so no reason not to use them if they wanna help out

But otherwise, its very much a "10 ft pole" kinda relationship

[cyan merlin]

What’s the highest ranking flayed? If there’s a whole kingdom of them I’m sure some leaders were infected

[outer wave]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Flayer_King

Flayer Kings

[cyan merlin]

Ooooo

[outer wave]

Sadly no real support for a Flayer themed army atm

[cyan merlin]

Quick! Release another Cadian set!

The more I learn about 40k lore the more I hate that only a few parts of it gets a lot of attention

[outer wave]

Yeah you get used to seeing that alot

There's an image GW put out of minor races in the galaxy, and all of them are super cool looking and unique

None of them have lore or models

[cyan merlin]

It would be so fun to have a faction that’s just miscellaneous minor races

[outer wave]

That's Tau funnily enough lmao

[cyan merlin]

Okay but how many tau players actually use that

[outer wave]

No clue, dont play the tabletop lmao

[cyan merlin]

More minors!
…Wait no-

[outer wave]

[cyan merlin]

All the minor races I’ve heard of were super cool in concept

Know of any?

In some amount of detail

[tough haven]

Kroot, vespids, all the other tau races

[outer wave]

There's giant psychic bears, a bug like race known as the Vespids, Kroot, uhhhh there's a few more but I dunno them

[tough haven]

Look up the rak’gol

[outer wave]

There's the Enslavers

[tough haven]

Those too

[outer wave]

I can't remember their names, but there's the ugly worm-like people?

[opaque coyote]

The Thyrrus?

Nah probably not them

I only remember them because they are more war crimey than the Imperium

Their entire society literally revolves around war crimes and doing vast "performances"

AKA more war crimes

Gotta say the idea is very entertaining

Basically

They make tactical decisions based on spectacle, flash and aiming to inflict the heaviest casualties on both sides

[cyan merlin]

I’ve heard of “Vore” creatures

[opaque coyote]

With no concern on what is tactically sensible

Which I find funny

The Orks would also love them

TLDR; "Do it for the bit" but as a race.

[cyan merlin]

Sounds
Awesome

Where exactly are minor races found anyway
I never see anything other than the imperium pointed out on galaxy maps

[outer wave]

I assume anywhere tbh

[soft thunder]

hrud. Also still active and they have good rifle , I guess?

[outer wave]

I see

[soft thunder]

Those vampire things in the galactic north are pretty cool. Also around the ghoul stars iirc? They have a small empire

[cyan merlin]

I want
The rifle
I would make a lifesize model if I had the time

[soft thunder]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Khrave these guys would make a cool pseado minor faction

they or mind control or something iirc

[cyan merlin]

Vampires

[soft thunder]

big list https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/List_of_sentient_species had no idea tau had so many

tau has that freaktide

damn tau has crab ppl

lots of invertebrates, too. (insert spineless joke here)

[cyan merlin]

Tau always did seem like they’d live by oceans

Wish that part of the tau would be focused on more really

But uh, cooperation between species without ulterior motives isn’t warhammer enough

Better throw in a “Not genocide wink”

[soft thunder]

They also gotta make it feel different than the halo covanent. Wish they'd fun a Fire Warrior 2 game w/ all the weird stuff

[cyan merlin]

Part of the covenant was the overwhelming force

Actually the covenant is the imperium but less racist
And that says a lot given how anything smaller than an elite was treated

But yeah
Minor races under tau banner
More of that

[opaque coyote]

Tbf the T'au got that down

Any auxiliary race is basically a second class citizen at best (either that or mercs)

But better than being fucking murdered

But yeah generally I wish there was more variety.

Mechas are cool but I'd love some flavoring to them

[soft thunder]

we don't really know how they treat a lot of their auxilary, I assume? Like most of those 20+ on the list 'just exist' and don't have more than a few paragraphs at best.

[opaque coyote]

Basically

Although there does exist an alien species about as big as a knight

Wbich

...

Come on that just sounds cool

[cyan merlin]

Yeah show us more of THAT

[opaque coyote]

I think they're called the Vorgh?

Yhp

Unfortunately they got like a paragraph

💀

GW moment

[cyan merlin]

gah
So many cool ideas
So little attention

[soft thunder]

This freak is probably the most fleshed out "background race" of the tau. Like they have not just more than 2 sentances, but 3 whole paragraphs AND a picture. lol https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Galg

[cyan merlin]

“Are a strange alien race”

👁️ 👄 👁️

[soft thunder]

I get 'star wars fluff race' vibes from them and I'm ok with that. 40k need more of that to make the galaxy feel bigger

freaktide

[cyan merlin]

No.
MORE SPACE MARINE SUCCESSORS!

[opaque coyote]

Freaky

...

Man T'au erotica must be crazy

[cyan merlin]

I meeeaaaan…

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-4656385985544318455

[cyan merlin]

Must give good hugs at the very least…

Not saying I double checked the rules but… Y’know…

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside, the added races in the T'au definitely need more of a spotlight. That is obvious

[soft thunder]

No, actually we need Titus fighting and being in camera view of more legally distinct GW products.

[opaque coyote]

I can settle for Titus being camera view for something else if you know what I m-

Hey what are you doing with that Purity Seal and Thunder Hammer? Wait NONON-

[soft thunder]

yellow names, destroy them now.

[spare osprey]

KHRAVE

bro

khrave are evil fuckin creatures

[spare osprey]

and yeah, mind vampires basically

older than the eldar, took corax and a sizeable amount of his boys to deal with a small force of them

[dire loom]

[grim breach]

What are people even expecting from a genestealer cult

[celest dome]

In DT?

Or in general

[grim breach]

In DT
I heavily doubt we'll be dealing with literal actual genestealers except as potential minibosses

[plush mason]

yeah

[sour hornet]

bruh this thing is foul

[grim breach]

People gonna be mad if a genestealer cult shows up and isn't basically literally a 'nid invasion but that's not happening on atoma rn

[plush mason]

IF they do get added i expect mostly the very human ones with the aberrations/purestrains being monstrosities/assassination bosses

[sour hornet]

Literally anything other than the same cultists we've been fighting for years

[grim breach]

traitor gaurd and actual cultists that aren't tied to space marines finally get a spotlight

I'd rather like...hereteks/dark mechanicum/whoever is maintaining cultist technology show up

Even if in a limited capacity

[celest dome]

Basically acting as a new faction, some alongside the current ones other as fully separated ones

[celest dome]

Some are annoyed that it's the 2nd (3rd even according to some) game FS made against Nurgle

[grim breach]

Nurgle is very easy to implement and is basically the best for this kind of game

[plush mason]

yup

hell if SM2 didnt have nids it would have had nurgle

[grim breach]

Space marines can more feasibly handle more things

[plush mason]

orks nids nurgle, the 3 forces most suited to a horde shooter

[grim breach]

You don't have to worry about the actual feasibility of fighting like

Tzangors en masse

Im glad we got rubricae in SM2 but like

Ppl hate them mfs

[plush mason]

arent rubric marines well above the combat capabilities of most normal space marines?

[grim breach]

Depends on who's writing

[plush mason]

true

[grim breach]

The main thing is they are functionally immortal

[celest dome]

If its mortal cult any of the Chaos Gods could work imo

[plush mason]

nurgle has zombies

[grim breach]

I cant help but think that a khornate cult would be endless rager variations

[plush mason]

so just easiest to make a horde shooter due to that

[celest dome]

Depend on the type of cult

[plush mason]

nah the video games only focus on the zombies

[celest dome]

Blood pact for example would be very much like the Scabs

[plush mason]

yeah they would

[celest dome]

Poxwalker/Groaner equivalent are writable.

As they would still be needed

GSC -> Kissed (human/civilians infected by the GS kiss)
Khorne -> Civilians that have been mostly drained for blood and are maddened
Tzeentch -> Civilians being puppets for the Sorcerer
Slaanesh -> Drugged up Civilians

[grim breach]

Thing is

Nurgle already covers these bases pretty well

[celest dome]

People want to kill things that look different 🤷

[grim breach]

This feels like someone going to left 4 dead and being like

"Man"

"Whats with all these zombies"

[celest dome]

L4D has some map specific enemy look (Clown on the Carnival)

[grim breach]

I'm sure people will get their beastman equivalent to hate eventually

[celest dome]

I don't think we will see something akin to BM in the sense of new Skeleton.
Just reskins of current cast

[plush mason]

ngl the trappers already have all of my BM hate

literally just more annoying packmasters

[grim breach]

Hook rat except they can keep you disabled after they fuckin' die 💀

[plush mason]

yup

[grim breach]

At least these dont drag you too far I guess

[plush mason]

yeah

the one saving grace

[grim breach]

I do find it interesting that we got the VT chaos enemies so early (savages, chaos knights, maulers) and it makes me wonder what else they could add to the enemy pool atm

[celest dome]

For elites ? Shielded human, breakable preferably

[grim breach]

Like held shields right?

[sturdy sedge]

Enemies would be too similar, cuz it's hard to imagine sniper khornate for example

[grim breach]

There are some in blood pact (or at least they get specifically mentioned)

[celest dome]

Yes, Bruisers with shields and stuff

Kinda like the Marauders in Vt2

[storm jungle]

To let my L4D nerdism speak for a moment those are Uncommon Infected, they are just sometimes there in very low number among hordes to shake things up. Its the equilavent of the Moebian 21st poxwalkers as an example

[celest dome]

If they were to make new factions imo they should be "Local group turned to Chaos".
Khorne getting Enforcers, so instead of having Snipers they get some Concussion Carbine stuff but those Spawn more often than Scab Snipers.
(And also Dreg haven't got a Sniper either)

[rocky gale]

Noble Slaanesh cult!!!

[celest dome]

Noble would be a strange origin for a "tide", as noble are smaller groups in theory

Imo

[rocky gale]

They have servants

[plush mason]

https://tech4gamers.com/space-marine-2-studio-closed-saber-interactive/

wtf

[shadow plover]

Not the people who made the game, clickbait article and this has been known to happen for like a year

[plush mason]

classic

run with a story as soon as they find then go "opps"

[sturdy sedge]

Embracer embracer....
That dude company who's been buying game companies and doing shit with em?

[plush mason]

that was before they damn near went bankrupt yeah

basically they hovered up too much to fast during COVID

[storm jungle]

Damn I was about to laugh

[dapper gyro]

To be honest, still using a Russian dev for game is kind of a security risk.

Considering how tight the Russian government is to game companies when they don't follow the government guidelines.

Disclaimer: I'm not anti Russian, I'm anti Kremlin.

[plush mason]

yeah every sane person is now a days

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-smoking-sadge-pepe-smoking-pepe-sadge-gif-16948267171533269841

[dapper gyro]

You then suddenly see a surge of insane people...

[plush mason]

oh sane people have always been rare

[plush mason]

im sure this story has inflamed the SM2 iscord/forums

largely due to the rumor they are ending major content for 2 to shift over to 3

ok servitors with puffy hats and sleaves

[sacred bluff]

there goes space marine 3

[plush mason]

nah

[sharp pollen]

no, a guy with the most edgy discord profile in the internet, they just relocated to armenia

[green loom]

lmao I didn't even see this post

[sacred bluff]

my profile is romantic, not edgy, get it right

[sharp pollen]

i ment cringe

whatever

[green loom]

I'm still waiting for

40k romance

When GW when

[sacred bluff]

i may be cringe, but you're mean and that's worse

[sharp pollen]

sorry

for real

[sacred bluff]

i forgive you

😌

[sly ivy]

It’s so over pretty sure Armenia doesn’t have electricity

Or the wheel

[sacred bluff]

they now have the studio responsible for the classic hit Space Marine 2

[green loom]

Usually they relocate to Cyprus

[sharp pollen]

many things irritate me lately, i have no chill

[sly ivy]

True

[green loom]

I'm not shocked bruh, this heatwave makes cold pretty scarce

[sharp pollen]

its cheaper than Kiprus

(thats what i hear)

Kipr?

how to spell it

Cyprus

english if fucking dumb

siproos

[storm jungle]

Oh shit thats how you guys say it?

We say Kıbrıs here lol

I remember hearing it english and I was like "Who? Cyprus? Where? What?"

[queen laurel]

Scout Sergeant Cyrus that's who

[sharp pollen]

We say " Kipr"

Kibris, holy shit

Butchering the name left and right

[storm jungle]

Me when language

🧠

[vagrant fox]

Big brain stuff, language

I've often wondered why it's "Zypern" in German, it sounds like some zoomer slang

[rocky gale]

In Irish it's Chipir

[winged jacinth]

I call it "youtube clickbait factory island"

[raven stone]

In Cantonese I think it is “Choi-Po-Lo-See”
In Mandarin it’s “Chai-Pu-Lu-Shi”

(Might as well share since it happens to be on topic lol)

[radiant lance]

Who would the God Emperor have voted for in the 2007 French elections?

[storm jungle]

Himself as a candidate

🫡

[rocky gale]

Trick question, the Emperor would never vote. He'd utilise the Foreign Legion to instigate a coup.

[raven stone]

…
Je m’apelle Alpharius.
Ich heisse Alpharius.
Wo Shi Ah Lu Fa Lai Shi.
Ngo Hai Ah Lo Fat Loi Sai.
Watashi No Ah-Ru Fa Ri-Usu.
(YES, that is “I am Alpharius” in French, German, Mandarin pronunciation, Cantonese pronunciation, and Japanese pronunciation. For when you are playing Alpha Legion and want to troll your opponent even moreso than usual.)

[rocky gale]

Watashi No Ah-Ru Fa Ri-Usu, Omae Wa mou Shinderu

[storm jungle]

AAAAAUGHH STOP IT

[rocky gale]

Is alfaí mé (Irish)

[raven stone]

It seems I accidentally trolled you instead 😅

[vagrant fox]

Eg eiti Alfarius

[radiant lance]

Klingon next

[vagrant fox]

A lot of barking like a dog innit

[rocky gale]

Innit bruv

[sly ivy]

we speakin in tongues

[tough haven]

Anyone know where I can find all of the Mechanicus dialogue slides without replaying the whole game? Trying to write a big bickering conclave of tech priests trying to decide how to handle a necron threat with inspirations from scaevola and the like since there are radical tech priests present

[raven stone]

You could search YouTube for the game's cutscene compilation

Many creators just upload them cutscenes

[tough haven]

Well that’s the thing

There’s like 4 cutscenes in the game

Intro, and 3 endings

[raven stone]

...ah

[tough haven]

All the dialogue is done through text interspersed throughout each missions

[storm jungle]

You are gonna get nothing through cutscenes.

just watch walkthroughs and look at the text

I really doubt anyone has compiled all the texts from the game lol

[raven stone]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvmjAQs8LJJLuNERTF7eXfxulY-hDafpF&feature=shared

This is the most comprehensive list I found so far

[tough haven]

Question, is there commentary

If there is I’m out

[raven stone]

No commentary, going by a comment thanking them doing a silent let’s play

[tough haven]

Sweet

[storm jungle]

why does commentary matter

just mute the video, its not voiced aside from robotic sounds

[raven stone]

Some people find extra commentary noisy and, to be fair, some commentators are extra obnoxious

Quality varies massively

There is a guy who does a XCom2 WOTC Legendary Ironman commentary run, but he is calm and blessed with a naturally smooth and quiet voice. That, alongside him actually using his brain to play the game, makes me like the commentary in that case.

[sharp pollen]

he's streaming that right? and he's italian or something like that

and his game is modded i think

for more difficulty

[raven stone]

Sounds very European at least. Let me see if I can dig the link up…not sure if he streams though, but definitely on YouTube.

[sharp pollen]

ah, dunno about yt, ive seen mine on twitch

[raven stone]

This guy

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_lgEqY9K6UV-wRZzv-ImO71fQjTB8RXF&feature=shared

A smooth voice with actual brains to beat Ironman Legendary. Something that makes me like it.

[sharp pollen]

definitely not him, sorry

[raven stone]

Np, all good. I mean, good commentators are rare but there definitely can be more than one XD

[arctic talon]

God they butchered sisters of silence and custodes in heresy lol

Congrats to sisters of silence for having less units in 30k then 40k

💀

[queen laurel]

how

how is that even

possible

[coarse pumice]

Is it their plan to separate all lines?

[near wasp]

They can't keep getting away with this

[sharp pollen]

@storm jungle sorry for the ping, but want to ask again about the ogryns - they are actually everywhere, and their planets are not rare, and females are also there and everywhere, but just not represented, right?

[celest dome]

Yes

Lorewise Ogryn females are everywhere where the males are

But never had official arts of them

[sharp pollen]

why are you so confident in this? and why am i so confident in me?

"lorewise"

lorewhere

[celest dome]

Are you confident in yourself?

[rose thorn]

They called grey knights retro

GKs are so fucked aren’t they

[sharp pollen]

i just heard my things in some lore yt video

[celest dome]

Compared to Primaris aren't they ?

[rose thorn]

Yeah but they are like “oh yeah ppl love the classic retro style of GKs”

[celest dome]

Primaris vs firstborn I guess

[rose thorn]

“Classic space marines”

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

No because custodes/SoS are still using the same units, aside from Krole and the SoS transport.

SoS just have a single unit option with dif loadouts rather then the 3 loadouts

[arctic talon]

They have one unit option with 3 dif loadout options

lol

[late osprey]

They really expect me to take them seriously with a name like Dozen Cousins.

Half-Dozen, Even!

[arctic talon]

4 sheets in total lol

they have 6 in 40k rn

Oh also Krole sucks now

they nerfed her into oblivion

[arctic talon]

update next edition

They're sure as shit not getting anything this one

[rose thorn]

LMAO

They NEED refresh

Probably at the end of next edition

[arctic talon]

Tbh

I'm betting Drukhari and GK are gona get early codexes next edition

So they get their refreshes out of the way

but yeah Krole lost the ability to instantly kill stuff lol

So she's awful now

she got an extra wound though, ig

[celest dome]

What thing ?

[arctic talon]

Compared to every other army but Dark Eldar yeah lol

They're all from 5e

except crowe and voldus lol

[storm jungle]

Basically everything cacti said

the fact that you got all your info from a lore video says a lot i think

[celest dome]

Dilara vindication

https://tenor.com/view/holt-vindication-b99-gif-12064861

[sly ivy]

No

Their mum told them they’re perfect just as they are

(Their mum is Malcador)

[sturdy sedge]

Malcador more like grumpy granny though

[rose thorn]

Grey knights are either getting binned into agents or refreshed

[sly ivy]

Binned into agents would be so based

[arctic talon]

It’s going to be a refresh

Bcs they got their own codex

Imo

Also after the clusterfuck that was deathwatch in agents

I think GW doesn’t want to try again

[sly ivy]

Ya sadjly ur prob right

I just want daemonhunters bak

Want ordo malleus to be part of the army proper

[storm jungle]

You make me proud Cacti 🫡

[sly ivy]

wtf don’t i make u proud

[sharp pollen]

well that was a very long time ago, and sounded very solid to be honest

especially cause ogryns are not represented

[storm jungle]

I mean no it doesnt

why the fuck would ogryn populations be endangered

theres no lore saying they got breeding issues

[outer wave]

Ogryns fuck

And they fuck hard

[sharp pollen]

but i was listening to it at the moment when all my lore knowledge was built around DoW 1

🙂

and maybe space marine 1

[sharp pollen]

show me a documentary that demonstrates it then i will believe you

NOW

[outer wave]

Well, hahaha, I can't exactly show you my sources here BUT if you look up "Ogre sex" on YouTube, you'll find it for sure

[hexed orchid]

Ever regret looking in a chat?

[outer wave]

No

[sharp pollen]

im pretty sure it will show me "shrek fucks ellis" video

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/done-seinfeld-jerry-internet-enough-internet-gif-5615659

[outer wave]

Exactly

[sharp pollen]

the classic one

"ogre sex"... "on youtube"... ffs

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/threat-bird-bird-big-feet-pukeko-heart-locket-gif-2821869059124172554

[sharp pollen]

...Burster!

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/siegfried-gbvs-gbvsr-die-verdrängen-gif-17943989853454082534

Rip Sisters of silence in heresy. You will be remembered lol

[storm jungle]

omg but the fandom cared about them so much!!!

(they didnt)

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

kek

[winter vessel]

inevitable

[raven stone]

Yea this is either a placeholder
Or a full downgrade

Unless you are crazy enough to take 50% allies in full

And 25% Lord of War

From other lists

[storm jungle]

again people whined so much about how they care about the SoS

and the moment the femtodes debacle dies down they drop them like a sack of potatoes lol

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930

truly caring fanbase

[naive cliff]

The fans
-complain about GW adding females to a faction
-refuse to appreciate the existing ones

[arctic talon]

I know one person who plays SoS in heresy

they

are prolly really sad

aside from that 💀

[storm jungle]

LOL

[storm jungle]

Literally like

reminder

the SoS were SO forgotten IRL

that this gotten added to their actual lore

where the actual Imperium branches abandoned them

[arctic talon]

but yeah he's probably sad about his sisters getting their fucking kneecaps cut off

lol

[pearl brook]

I actually have listened and bought a few SoB black library audio shortstories

I was not impressed

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[pearl brook]

One had voicework so bad i could have done it better

My ears were bleeding after that one

Nvm. Misstyped. Not SoS. SoB. But they have the same problem as all the female only factions, as explained above by other people

[queen laurel]

Honestly they are so much of a background prop faction

it's not even funny

[pearl brook]

Is it just me, or is the way that battle speech is portrayed detrimental to how readable the dialogue is?

Because i read a sister of silence excerpt once where it was just the sisters inner monologue, at that shit was well written, about a few pages further there was a battle scene in which they used their sign language and the way that was described/portrayed just weirded me out
Am i alone in this or is this something relatable?

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304670898862690304/1338046522402668675/think.gif

[storm jungle]

People already simp for him and he had no tits

[sharp pollen]

the LEX there is insane i want there

[storm jungle]

🫡

[outer wave]

POV: The ogryn said he could juggle 6 heretics at once and wants to show it off

[sly ivy]

Dilara plz

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-point-homer-simpson-simpsons-nelson-muntz-gif-16163203

[storm jungle]

[sharp pollen]

with authoritarian voice "HA-HA"

[sharp pollen]

i just learned that lasguns recoil is fake, cause of autoguns true recoil - to not teach recruits shooting guns with and without recoil

true? of fake?

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smiling-propeller-hat-gif-11748068

[storm jungle]

Did you have a stroke writing this

[sharp pollen]

i had an icecream

but the question is real

i took it from a darktide stream

[sharp pollen]

nm, the guy who said this, also said that he learned that from a million lore yt videos

should have guessed

sorry for 2 pings

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-bongo-bungo-bingo-warhammer-gif-13148443935973482446

and for a naked ogryn

[arctic talon]

it depends™ but generally lasguns are depicted as having 0 recoil

[sharp pollen]

not in darktide cinematics tho

shooters there fight for their lives while shooting with them

[young pecan]

Oh no it only recoils there because they're scared and trembling

[arctic talon]

yeah well it looks cool

same reason our guns recoil ingame

gamers like recoil

[sly ivy]

[celest dome]

I am the favourite child

[dapper gyro]

No recoil but violent vibration.

Otherwise, why multilas/lascannon even have spread.

[arctic talon]

Yeah the damn things do vibrate lol

[dapper gyro]

It is the reason that the SoB is not allowed to use big lasguns.

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/siegfried-gbvs-gbvsr-die-verdrängen-gif-17943989853454082534

[crystal forum]

if you believe that lasguns dont have recoil then you probably eat plain chips and you tell children that santa isnt real

[storm jungle]

they have recoil and no recoil as the media on point demands it

its like GW insisting lasguns have yellow bolts then cherrypicking artwork where they got it as if it can prove a point lol

[crystal forum]

they're so much cooler with recoil

[storm jungle]

A gun with no recoil is boring yeah

[crystal forum]

otherwise i only imagine those movies where the gun effects are all digital so the actor clearly is faking the gun shaking

[arctic talon]

I'd rather them have recoil

personally lol

[storm jungle]

One I hate the most is like

"It has rumblers inside the gun to simulate recoil"

like...

[arctic talon]

that one is dumb

I hate it

either just have it have recoil

or don't

[storm jungle]

Do you think this is the U.S army or some futuristic shooter setting or something?

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

yeah its like some shit the U.S military would do

not a fucking backwards space empire

lmao

it implies the guardsman feeligns even matter

[crystal forum]

add more mechanical parts so it's less easy to use

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

thats the sort of shit you'd do for like

training someone to use firearms in the future

lmao

[crystal forum]

as a side note, in kingmaker there is a moment where rathe shoots a mounted multilas's power pack and it sends "las energy" everywhere, killing the crew

yes i will be talking about kingmaker for the rest of the month

[dapper gyro]

Even SM2 long las has huge "vibration".

[crystal forum]

so this to me confirms that lasguns dont shoot actual lasers

[storm jungle]

this is gonna get instantly contradicted in another book

stop thinking about it

[crystal forum]

it will

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[crystal forum]

but it supports my headcannon so i will ignore the others

also the book is very coy about automated knight suits

i wont spoil anything but they're in there

[rocky gale]

For Drukhari he's only one career change away from having them

[crystal forum]

is there actual lore of dark era knight suits being sentient

and the thing that really fucks with me is how knight suits are meant to be colonial tools/weapons but why are they not present outside knight worlds?

if every human colony was meant to have knight suits then what happened to them

"The original Knight Worlds were founded during the Dark Age of Technology, settled by Humanity in its first great stellar exodus. In an event dubbed the Long March, over the course of decades colonization ships reached their pre-chosen worlds."

per lexicanum

this is the reference

[storm jungle]

If its from there its true

lexi is extremely harsh at sourcing lol

[storm jungle]

Its explained but like its very much convoluted

its all in the codexes and other shit

[crystal forum]

yeah this is support in kingmaker too. jester comes directly from earth

[storm jungle]

yeah

hes a good lad

[crystal forum]

so if we go by the theory that they were used during the first era of interstellar colonization, that would mean they fell out of favor later in the dark age

i guess thats why more advanced worlds dont have them

[queen laurel]

i love the scene with the assassin

|| if you don't help me right now I swear to God I will drop a grenade in this cockpit ||

[arctic talon]

Peakmaker

[crystal forum]

maybe as time went on, humanity didnt need knight suits to do manual labor and war

knight suits required human pilots as far as we know, with sparse data that shows they might have even acted semi autonomously

therefore what if knights were what humans used before they started using AI robots

or perhaps it was an era before STC's were perfected since knights dont appear on other worlds. if STC's were used after knights fell out of favor then that would explain why the information to produce them was not considered important enough to record into new STC's

hows my yapping so far from a scale of 1 to luetin

[vagrant fox]

0.2 luetins

logarithmic scale

[hallow saddle]

ya its fine haha

[queen laurel]

It's like comparing a bacteria to godzilla

You are not beating that guy

When it comes to yapping

[crystal forum]

truly the king of yap

[hallow saddle]

hes actually unbeatable tbh

no one can compete

[queen laurel]

He has a video about 10 ork guns

That last for 1 hour

[hallow saddle]

some ppl upload likee a half hour speculative lore vid and then king leutin busts in with a 2 hr vid

[queen laurel]

How do you make a video 1 hour long about 10 fictional guns

[crystal forum]

i love how even the top comments make fun of this

[hallow saddle]

heres the lore, source: it came to me in a dream

[crystal forum]

i miss when his yapping was extra flavor to the stories instead of wild tangents that go nowhere

[outer wave]

He can beat Luetin in this server, considering that guy only said like one thing years ago

[queen laurel]

He's comparing the general yapping not just in this server

You are not beating that

[outer wave]

Oh yeah absolutely not

But server wise? Jay has home advantage here

[crystal forum]

are you calling me a yapper

[queen laurel]

Yeah but like that's nothing it's like me saying

You can beat him in an alley because you can ambush him but in a real fight he could break your legs with muay thai and then shatter your skull with a brick

Of course you're going to be the guy on an ambush you got him on an ambush

But on a fair even fight you're going to lose

[outer wave]

Hey, we in the Darktide server take any kind of victory

[crystal forum]

he's a tanker he doesnt have lower body strength

i can win the alley fight

wait no wrong person

what even are you berk

[outer wave]

What am I?

How do you mean?

[crystal forum]

i mix you up with larmoth and emmesh

[outer wave]

Really?

Huh

[queen laurel]

It's your pfp mate what is it

[crystal forum]

it's 100% the pfp

[outer wave]

Thought my way of talking and what I talk about would make me a bit more standout

Maybe I should do a change on that

[queen laurel]

Not your degenerate yapping style your pfp

[outer wave]

How's the change?

[outer wave]

How DARE you.....

[crystal forum]

get some color in there

on my screen it's just mush

[queen laurel]

It looks like a black and white insect

[outer wave]

I'd use that last commish from a friend but Im also on a school server with people I see IRL and will see IRL, and I'd rather not be too weeby

[arctic talon]

don't be afraid

[crystal forum]

see i recognize wolf from the red and blue

i dont even need to know what his pfp is

[queen laurel]

COWARD

[outer wave]

😔

There

[queen laurel]

You just look at the pfp

And not read their names

[outer wave]

I cant believe I was just pressured by my good friends.....

[arctic talon]

thats like normal

its just a cute drawing lol

[queen laurel]

Oh It's this one

[crystal forum]

im sorry but if the name has too many non vowels im not reading

[queen laurel]

That's like not that bad

[outer wave]

Yeah its a good one

[arctic talon]

when you said weeby I thought it was gona be something weird

[crystal forum]

wolf has the most readable name in here

[outer wave]

No Im mostly past the ahegao phase

And I got enough common sense not to just use it like that

[queen laurel]

And my respect lowered by just a tiny bit more

[outer wave]

YOU READ IM MOSTLY PAST THAT

[crystal forum]

mostly

[outer wave]

I DONT THAT ANYMORE

I still have those old pfps however

[queen laurel]

Then delete them that's like saying i don't smoke but i do have these packs of cigarettes

You don't need that man

[outer wave]

Actually looks like its just the one

[crystal forum]

ok that's too far bulgur. one does not delete commissions

[outer wave]

Nothing awful but its kinda whew

Dilara show me that information.

[queen laurel]

Why the heck is is she holding a gun

[outer wave]

Shes from Girls Frontline

[crystal forum]

is that astolfo

[outer wave]

A9-A1 IIRC

[queen laurel]

That's a guy jay

And that's from a different series

[crystal forum]

according to you!!!

[storm jungle]

It was in the wrong server but sure

https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/1m8bpx9/new_games_workshop_logo/

GAMESWOKESHOP HAVE GONE TOO FAR

[arctic talon]

Legal logo™

[storm jungle]

(i really dont like this logo)

[outer wave]

It just looks boring

[arctic talon]

Its for their legal team iirc

[queen laurel]

Looks like something i would make to immediately pass on a hurry

[outer wave]

Not offensive but like

[arctic talon]

and like internal documents

[outer wave]

Okay

[arctic talon]

but its ugly as fuck

lol

[crystal forum]

that's not even a logo it's just words

[arctic talon]

Someone got paid

for this redesign

lol

[queen laurel]

Dude my face would look better than that even if it's beaten by a brick

[queen laurel]

Did they have any issues using the iconic gold word logo

[crystal forum]

maybe they're trying to standardize the logo so it looks more like the warhammer one

[storm jungle]

^

its some corpo reasoning

[crystal forum]

i dont even see them using the GW logo anymore on stuff

it's all warhammer

[queen laurel]

Really hope this is just for the legal team because i do not want them to get rid of the classic games workshop logo

[outer wave]

^

I do wonder if its a readability reason?

But its not like GW's logo isnt illegible

[storm jungle]

IT MIGHT just be for corporate stuff

so the two logos co-exist

[queen laurel]

Unfortunately you just know people will not think this and will go bananas

[young pecan]

Do you think some rich noble somewhere has poked a power sword while it was lit

[crystal forum]

i genuinely thought that warhammer as a whole was always meant to show that it's directly from the late 80's

with the logo and everything

since they would have changed the GW logo long ago due to how outdated it is

[arctic talon]

It is exclusively for coporate stuff

according to the documents when they filed it lol

[cyan merlin]

What are the lore implications of a bullpupped boltgun

[crystal forum]

none

if it exists it's because it looks cool

check out elysian weaponry

they have a bullpup heavy bolter

[cyan merlin]

Oooo

I do wanna say recon lasguns are my favorite Darktide weapons aesthetically

Don’t super like how they feel to use

[hallow plover]

Does barrel length matter on a las weapon?

[crystal forum]

yes since long las have longer barrels and las carbines have shorter ones

[crystal forum]

they're taken from elysians. everything they have is bullpup

[cyan merlin]

A culture with taste I see

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

take a new cursed destiny bullpup

[rocky gale]

Why do they call it bullpup, when the name for an infant Bull is a calf?

[arctic talon]

idk

[rocky gale]

They ain't pups

[arctic talon]

I think they don't like calling guns calfs is why

[rocky gale]

It should be a Bullcalf rifle

[lofty mason]

I find it funny and ironic how if you successfully defeated chaos forces, as a normal human soldier, there is a chance the Inquisition send Grey Knights to purge your ass.

You literally can't win in the Imperium 😂

[storm jungle]

the grey knights only purge humans that witnessed them

the Inquisition's way of purges are way more diverse

💀

Execution, concentration camps, sterilization, penal legiments, OH BOY

[languid meadow]

Haven't grey knights toned down the whole "purge anyone who's seen us" thing

[storm jungle]

No they still do it

lmao

as per warzone Charadon

[languid meadow]

Oh

[arctic talon]

it depends on how bad it is

but they still do it

[dire loom]

The plasma grenade launcher with bolter rifle combo.

[dire loom]

Lmfao

[storm jungle]

cant believe james would do this 😔

[dire loom]

Dark times

Redditide

[spare osprey]

That’s just a fucking Paris frigate from halo

CMON BUNGIE

[storm jungle]

tbh in the case of Halo

isnt UNSC ships literally built AROUND the guns themselves

[dire loom]

Looks like a gun

[spare osprey]

Yes lol

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-halo-reach-jorge-mac-rounds-in-atmosphere-gif-23118430

[dire loom]

Halo in Helldivers 2 cross over soon, confirmed!

[spare osprey]

I actually have a halo version of those big vehicle cross section books

And it’s so HUGE for no reason

[arctic talon]

yeah they're built around a giant railgun lol

there's a ship in the background of one of infinite's MP maps where its built around a giant laser gun

[dire loom]

That would explain the ship designs. Makes sense.

[storm jungle]

Motherfuckers trying to rally the people they were actively exterminating, you cant make this shit up

[arctic talon]

I do think its interesting that some of the tech priests tried to resist the mindwiping

before you know

they ate a fucking bolt to the face

[storm jungle]

I mean the hell are they suppose to do

I wouldnt wanna die either lmao

[arctic talon]

no like

I'm surprised the tech priests resisted to protect their subordinates from the mindwipe lol

[storm jungle]

they knew some important internet leaks

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rose thorn]

my lgs, which litearlly never does epsical sales

is putting all the new hh stuff on sale

😭

WHAT HAPPENED

THIS IS THE STORE THAT TRIED OT CHARGE ME 240 FOR SKACEN TIDE

hey what warhamemr model is the most like, literal height human

[storm jungle]

Im pretty sure theres no model like that lol

[rose thorn]

fair

ill use the uh, relic guy from the steel helms

needed a size ref

but i have no clue what model is the average sized human

[languid meadow]

Bout 2

[rose thorn]

lmao

okay mask design time

[arctic talon]

Because the new heresy stuff is massively overproduced and stores massively overstocked even more then dominion

[gaunt lily]

theoretically an imperator titan is 7ft tall at tabletop scale, GW dont sell those though so youd have to scratch build it

[green loom]

The Imperium wouldn't just murder their own people fr

[storm jungle]

fr fr

love that quote by the valhallan dude btw

[rose thorn]

oh im eant

what model do we know the exact height of

soryr lol

[rose thorn]

yay!

help

trying to figure out if the horns are attached to them or not

[arctic talon]

spesh marines are 8 feet tall on average

[arctic talon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

yeah its attached

[rose thorn]

wasnt sure if it was their head or their mask

[arctic talon]

you can grab the antlers

and pull and they'll fall off in the off seasons

they're like irl antlers

for animals

[rose thorn]

so htey arent attached to the mask?

[arctic talon]

where they aren't always on

nah

they're attached to the head

you're welcome for this cursed info

[rose thorn]

okay thank you

[rose thorn]

the kuronthi do this?

lmao

[arctic talon]

this means their antlers do have velvet

lol

[green loom]

Love me some handlebars

[arctic talon]

no not willingly lol

but they do fall off

[rose thorn]

oh fiar point

[arctic talon]

way easier

in the off season

and they regrow

yearly

But the antlers aren't sexually dimorphic

like with irl deer and most animals with antlers

[rose thorn]

yee i know i just wasnt sureif the kurnothi were really wearing or have them grown in their head since its always behind thier mask

[arctic talon]

ah fair

[rose thorn]

welp nack to getting my com reference sheet ready

this feels so cursed

5000 deer

o yeah what weapon should they have

[arctic talon]

using the average for space marines which is 7 feet tall, and we know AoS and 40k use the same scaling, This specific chaos warrior is around 7 feet tall give or take. The Stormcast is 8 feet something

anyways I'm using marines because its easy

lol

but yeah use the chaos warrior for scale imo

[rose thorn]

nice

holy shit stormcasts are taller??

[young pecan]

Dayum

The Sigmar pack gets you further than the genesoy does

[arctic talon]

Yeah stormcast are fucking huge lol

It’s kind of insane how big they are since they’re “basic” infantry

[rocky gale]

A lot of the regular AoS models are huge for some reason

[arctic talon]

Tbh

The chaos warriors and stormcast being huge is fine imo

Chaos warriors especially have always been juiced

With stormcast being order chaos warriors

Ehhhh it’s fine I feel

[rocky gale]

Almost the size of Guilliman

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

Vasillac is swole

[rose thorn]

he IS the sexiest man alive

[rocky gale]

He?

[rose thorn]

man i love that AOS models are bigger

sorry, they

your right

they were masc in the short story

[rocky gale]

Oh really

I thought the model was a woman

[rose thorn]

ohh lol

[arctic talon]

its a rough time being a steelhelm lmao

Steelhelms are also kinda short

tbh

compared to some other "normal" humans

[rocky gale]

Poor guys not much taller than a Skaven Clanrat

[arctic talon]

Yeah

compared to some of their higher ranking officers

Steelhelms seem uh

to have some malnutrition

[arctic talon]

lol

Callis is uh

a lot taller

[arctic talon]

tbf this has funnily enough always been the case with dwarf minis even in the old world

actually

the Zhadron feel a bit taller then normal duradin

one moment

[rocky gale]

They're a good head on the old Duardin

[hallow saddle]

the chaos dwarfs are huge lol

[arctic talon]

I'm not crazy wtf

the new Zhadron are huge lol

Compared to other duradin

guess they're juiced up on Chaos

just like Chaos Warriors

[hallow saddle]

they're frickin chads is why

love me zharr

[arctic talon]

I meant like the WHFB Empire state troops vs hammerers and stuff

[rocky gale]

Oh yea

[arctic talon]

but yeah Zhadron are fucking big wtf

[rocky gale]

Praying for new Duardin models for Cities

[arctic talon]

New Duradin and Aelf minis

or riot

[rocky gale]

Ye

Hopefully both, but it will probably be one at a time

[arctic talon]

yeah

inb4 we get aelf handgunners

[rocky gale]

Wonder what they're gonna do if they make new Aelves doe cities, like will they try to differentiate them from DoK and the other Aelves

[hallow saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091284618000474182/1397295299445129267/total-warhammer-3-chaos-dwarfs.png?ex=688528a7&is=6883d727&hm=93504367da7a896bc4bfd2b7fbb563b22b273820d6ae75054401607934d4be1f&

[rocky gale]

Because right now it's just the old Druchii models

Wonder if they'll keep that theme

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah speaking of hashut

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShaskaisWarhamBits/comments/1m5v14a/interesting_bits_from_wd_issue_514_worlds_of/

• Hashut is not an elemental god. He is actually an ascended god, meaning he was once a mortal. He achieved divinity a long time ago. Hashut has the ambition to become an elemental god and be considered a true Chaos God, one of the Great Powers of Chaos. However, his chances of that are much lower than the Great Horned Rat's.

also important

• There is only one known exception to the Chaos Gods' efforts to destroy all realities. It's the Blood Bowl universe. They show restraint there because if they destroyed that reality, they would be denying themselves the pleasure of watching Blood Bowl matches.

[arctic talon]

I am coping so hard for new wanderers you would not believe me

[storm jungle]

BLOODBOOOOOOOOOWL

[arctic talon]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL

[storm jungle]

the fact that the writers outright say this btw

super serious setting guys i swear

😭

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-bowl-referee-ref-bribe-corrupt-gif-24883020

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, I imagine that the 4 Chaos Gods are college roommates

Like

[arctic talon]

still mad the Bloodbowl video game

did not have the other Referees

only the goblin ones

[opaque coyote]

All of their activity is just a bunch of friends fucking around with each other

[arctic talon]

WHERE ARE MY BIASED REFEREES

[opaque coyote]

It's just on such a huge scale

That it affects the galaxy

[arctic talon]

these 2 are peak