#40k-lore-chat

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rose thorn
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lmao

arctic talon
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But their preferred weapon was the pyroclast flame projector

sly ivy
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Lmfao

arctic talon
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which was not humane

rose thorn
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god these models look like shit htough

arctic talon
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because its a flamethrower

rose thorn
arctic talon
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and because its designed to use a volatile mix of chemicals

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that are highly volatile and toxic

rose thorn
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peak

arctic talon
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The smoke they produce is insanely toxic and acidic

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also it can serve as a melta as well

rose thorn
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what are some other 'too evil to live' parts of loyalist chapters

sly ivy
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Mfw this was my entry 2 the hobby

arctic talon
rose thorn
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yee, and there is the other raven guard space pirates

arctic talon
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Yeah the ashen claws

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Though those weren’t all Terran legionaries

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The space sharks were explicitly a massively problematic group

rose thorn
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lmao

arctic talon
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In terms of their behavior

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I mean

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Cutting out all your prisoners tongues

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And enslaving them is uh

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Not kosher by RG standards lol

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The Nemesis’s for the ultramarines were just a bunch of psychos who loved death and suffering and were also the ultramarines destroyers. Guilliman hated them and essentially never used them till the heresy broke out and they really really really enjoyed killing other marines.

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Anyways they survived the heresy and formed their own chapter

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The Nemesis chapter(really creative I know)

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Where they continue to be a bunch of psychopathic mass murdering assholes

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Who really really really like massacres

rose thorn
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peak

arctic talon
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Blood angels had the surviving Terran legionaries who rejected sanguinius’s reforms on cannibalism and succession who continued the whole, kill all survivors and eat them policy and forcing new marines to ritualistically eat older dead ones to pass on the entire marines mind to the next. They were basically being slowly hunted down throughout the great crusade until the heresy broke out and their “unique” training methods found use in getting more marines for the meat grinder

They ended up becoming the flesh tearers and flesh eaters

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Imperial fists had no one because imperial fists are the most boring chapter in existence/j

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No but seriously they had nothing like this

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Iron Hands had the Red Talons who were again, a bunch of psychopathic mass murdering assholes

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They dropped a moon

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On an allied force of other marines and Solar auxilia

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While they were also on said planet

sour hornet
median star
arctic talon
dapper gyro
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What bone is there to crack?

green loom
sly ivy
languid meadow
nocturne crest
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Is there any new too evil to be loyalist chapters since the primaris came about?

languid meadow
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Marines malevolent are still around and still being evil iirc

nocturne crest
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For some reason, the Covent of fire comes to mind, but I don't know if there are that evil.

arctic talon
nocturne crest
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Weird.

languid meadow
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Another inquisition W

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now kill them

storm jungle
languid meadow
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I meant kill the chapter

storm jungle
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Dont do it, they are based!!!

languid meadow
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I like their colour scheme

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boring ass symbol however

nocturne crest
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New question because of this conversation. Where the hell did the Libators come from in the ultramarines legion.

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Ultramar eaters

arctic talon
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that wasn't a core chapter

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Also their culture may have developed over time post split

outer wave
# storm jungle

What if the Bringers of Justice found weakness in their ranks? Would they just kill themselves?

arctic talon
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10,000 years is a long ass time

arctic talon
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Therfore they only need to purge the one weak member

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(the answer is hipocracy)

outer wave
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Make me chapter master and I'll make it happen

mossy peak
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i heard cassia properly built would ruin the game and that’s why i didn’t want to look up a guide for her

young pecan
young pecan
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Just because I took the time investment to read literally every talent first though

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I was salty because the game asked me if I was sure I wanted to try above the medium difficulty

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Tooting its own horn like "The game is PLENTY hard already trust me bro"

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And I get to a major boss fight and fucking collapse him first turn

nocturne crest
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I got a dumb question based on Star Trek. If one of the dead primarchs got brought back to life, but only had memories of the imperium before Horus turned traitor and the legions being split into chapters, who would anyone pick?

dapper gyro
dapper gyro
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Making Chaos stronger? Apharius.

spare osprey
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nocturne crest
humble shoal
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So there could be 3 of him

dapper gyro
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Either Dorn or Sanguinius

humble shoal
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Id bring back horus lupercal

dapper gyro
humble shoal
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Tocmake the inquisition schismcevencworse

radiant lance
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Unless it says they died, they're definitely alive waiting until GW brings them back
Even if they're dead, they might come back

dapper gyro
humble shoal
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Sans hand

radiant lance
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What exactly is going to happen with Vulkan and Daddy Emps at the heat death of the universe?
Or do those just not count anymore since we have the warp just putting more energy into the universe

dapper gyro
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Dude tried to do solo, his boys tried to save him, found nothing but a hand.

humble shoal
mossy peak
humble shoal
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To make a schism in the inquisition

dapper gyro
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Horus before he fall... seeing the current state of the imperium, he would join the Imperium, lol.

mossy peak
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nah it’s always a black templar fan

humble shoal
humble shoal
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Because their planet has no sun

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Also they wear skulls and therefore are white

dapper gyro
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Meanwhile, Manus might join with Fulgrim...

humble shoal
sour hornet
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This paint scheme fucks

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I like the layout

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Reminds me of Clan Wolf's beta galaxy scheme

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except reversed

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with a colored top and steel bottom

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I love my color blocking

outer wave
rose thorn
frosty wind
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except lamenters

opaque coyote
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It partially feels weird because I'm like

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"Holy shit how did we find any of this funny"

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I like inbetween

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If that makes any sense

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Like I don't like the Malevolent because despite how funny they are

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Uh

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That's all their shtick is

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"Wow you're a dick. Amazing."

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I do like the Minotaurs cause they got more than just being absolute assholes

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Also because we can agree that stealing is aweso-

mossy peak
vagrant fox
# sour hornet This paint scheme fucks

The funniest Blood Angels
Sent to stop a brewing Imperial civil war and decide the best way to end a civil war is to get one side to nuke the other
Everything is solved in a few hours for the measly price of nuclear armageddon and 40 billion dead
But oh no our honour, we attacked Space Wolves once

mossy peak
vagrant fox
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As it should thumbsup_ogryn

opaque coyote
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"20 million civilians die"

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(the toilet was inefficient and flooded the underhive which is also the sewage system)

outer wave
mossy peak
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doesnt look 40k at all

outer wave
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Its not

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Its from Battletech

mossy peak
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oh word

arctic talon
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Battlepeak

outer wave
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True!

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I desire to ride an Executioner again

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Or a Charger

vagrant fox
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Something about mechs, don't know what it is, I rarely think they look good

outer wave
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Just generally or BT specifically?

vagrant fox
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Generally, Crimson Typhoon from Pacific Rim gets a soft pass

sour hornet
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I love my clan mechs

outer wave
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God I miss my Linebacker

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This shit is so peak

sour hornet
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Based and uncommon linebacker gigachad spotted

outer wave
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That one up there was armed with 8 medium heavy lasers

sour hornet
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I love my timby

outer wave
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4 ER PPCs, 2 LRM 20s, and whats the middle?

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15s*

sour hornet
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3x ER-PPC 2x ER-ML and 2x LRM-15

opaque coyote
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Hive MFS be like

sour hornet
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Clans is more restrictive about internals

outer wave
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I also used the Executioner

rose thorn
outer wave
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It was the hero Cherbi from MWO: 1 UAC-20, 2 SRM-6s with Artermis, and 3 small pulse lasers

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I wanna brawl so bad.....

mossy peak
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😭 i just came across it myself

opaque coyote
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I want to find some cursed 40k figurines

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For shits and giggles

sour hornet
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Bro I had a stormcrow with a cluster of 5 or 6 ER-ML solely for headsniping

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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Let me see

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x5 ER-ML x2 S-SRM6 x1 LRM-20

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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that thing was ravenous

outer wave
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I used it a few times

sour hornet
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Oh yeah

outer wave
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Just the base chassis with like 2 heavy medium lasers and 3 ER mediums

opaque coyote
sour hornet
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The stormcrow is perhaps my favorite medium in the setting

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its just a tank

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Only the phoenix hawk comes close for me

opaque coyote
sour hornet
outer wave
opaque coyote
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And finally

outer wave
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Ice Ferret is a funny brawler

opaque coyote
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"I'M THE TRASH MAN"

outer wave
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He got his wings for his duty....

sour hornet
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especially in mechwarrior

outer wave
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Its great

sour hornet
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Definitely the easiest mech to hand to noobs, as long as you tell them about weapon cycling

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x12 ER-ML is... definitely a loadout lmfao

outer wave
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Otherwise, fuck everything in front of you and yourself

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I wish heavy lasers were easier to boat

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God you know I'd boat those on everything if I could

sour hornet
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I boated a shit ton of those in my direwolf

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Something like three per arm plus a medium laser

outer wave
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I really wanted to boat heavy large lasers onto a Warhammer IIC

sour hornet
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So x6 ER-LL, x4 ER-ML, x3 S-SRM6

outer wave
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Nice nice

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Decent sniper from it sounds with good backup

sour hornet
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Yeah, especially with backup, youre kinda fucked if you over position though

outer wave
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I imagine

sour hornet
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That's the clan mech problem though

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I was in love with the warhammer, but my piloting skills were poor

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so I kept getting my arms blown off

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😦

outer wave
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Damn

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It IS squishy

sour hornet
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I saw "70 tons" and "warhammer" ans somehow though I could pull my grasshopper shenanigans

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I could not, in fact, pull grasshopper shenanigans

outer wave
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Just use the calvary mechs like Gargoyle or Summoner (or Grand Summoner if you count that)

sour hornet
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Garg is overlooked

outer wave
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On BT its apparently really cheap

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So thats cool

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MWO, its definitely a meme

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Funny meme though

sour hornet
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^

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My favorite heavy though

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Gas gotta go to the ebon jag

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Jag

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though...

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Its kind of a toss up

outer wave
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I got one loaded with 2 LBX-2s and 2 ATM-3s

sour hornet
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Ebon Jaguar, Linebacker, Mad Dog in no particular order

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They're so good

outer wave
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Those are pretty cool

sour hornet
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I love my fast heavy hitters

outer wave
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I enjoy fast fellas for some reason

sour hornet
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The black lanner is my secret passion

outer wave
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If I could make my Charger go faster for any reason, I'd take it

sour hornet
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I love that over engined piece of shit

outer wave
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I LOVE OVER-ENGINED PIECES OF SHIT

sour hornet
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In mercenaries, I love refitting my chargers more sensibly and turning them into close ranged brawlers with SRMs med lasers and autocannons

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My AI pilots are so good with them for some reason

outer wave
sour hornet
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Until you have seen an 80 ton Charger turn on MASC and sprint down your light mechs, you have not known fear

outer wave
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What a based feature of the Charger: charging down small mechs to terrify them

sour hornet
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^ and to violently and brutally beat them to death

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with its fists

outer wave
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God I love that thing

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Unironically a good way to use the Ice Ferret

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Chasing down Locusts never felt so good

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Im looking back at the Cherbi and ouuuughhh....

sour hornet
outer wave
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I wasnt really using the guild for anything so I was fine with it

sour hornet
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No no

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Capellans are based

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Long live

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House Liao

outer wave
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Long live future North Korea........

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😔

opaque coyote
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And one of my weird fascinations is with

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North Korea

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For some reason the DPRK is something that I research

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I don't know why my neurodivergent autistic ADHD ridden ass decided to hold onto that as a topic instead of

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Idk

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Math

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Science

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Something productive

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But hey

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Did you know that they have a bootleg Godzilla which is based on a Korean Mythological creature called Pulgasari.

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It's a rare case where people know more about the movie's background instead of the actual movie. But tbf it is also wild.

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It could be seen as a criticism of the Kim Regime that the Director sneaked in there

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Which proves that any dictator has

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Zero media literacy

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Actually that goes for most fascist or communist supporters

opaque coyote
outer wave
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Its very sheltered and basically a time capsule in its own right

opaque coyote
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And

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Cruel

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But on the other hand, it's a time capsule into like

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1900's communist regimes

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If it wasn't actually real. It would've been cool as a fictional book or something

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But it is real which just makes it really depressing

outer wave
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Mhmmm

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And the worst bit is even after that regime dies off

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Those people are mostly programmed to follow that dictatorship

opaque coyote
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Listening to the defector stories is just

Like, I believe it is important. But at the same time, only watch it on like

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The day time

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With a dog or something to cuddle with

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Because it instantly ruins my day every time I watch them

outer wave
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Yeah I imagine

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Its never fun

opaque coyote
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Despite threat of execution

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In fact, the executions imply it is a problem.

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Apparently it's illegal to listen to K-Pop

outer wave
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Didnt they have a K-pop concert in NK like a couple years back

opaque coyote
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contradict themselves a lot

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Y'know doublethink?

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Yeah that applies to North Korea

dapper gyro
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NK is 99% rules for you but not for me.

opaque coyote
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Even their fake historical narratives are inconsistent

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Kim is actually trying to make himself look slightly less than a God.

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Only slightly though

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In that he actually does

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Shit.

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mindblowing IK

outer wave
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Does he really do anything though, aside from sending NK civvies to Russia for a variety of reasons?

opaque coyote
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And it's... actually pretty interesting.

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He hated all of the cult of personality shit he had to do.

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He was also delusional enough to think that the Director and his wife

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who he had

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kidnapped btw

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and sent to a labor camp for a bit for punishment

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were friends with him

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Like he thought of them as friends.

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Because their careers were kinda failing. That's how he managed to kidnap them in the first place.

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By faking an interview for a new opportunity

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But now they were the most famous directors in North Korea!

outer wave
opaque coyote
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Living lavishly!

outer wave
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It sounded like he was lonely at the top

opaque coyote
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Are human.

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...

outer wave
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Absolutely

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Still hate them

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Fuck 'em

opaque coyote
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and that just makes them even more rephrensible.

opaque coyote
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Mainly because Russia sends any foreign soldiers out as uh

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cannon fodder

outer wave
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Thats just most of their soldiers

opaque coyote
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well yeah

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but anybody who isn't Slav is the cannon fodder... for the cannon fodder

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Basically the penal legions for the guardsmen

outer wave
dapper gyro
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Yes, it is fucking hypocrite from Kim.

opaque coyote
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How the fuck do you make a dictator of a feudalist state complain about how you're treating their soldiers?

dapper gyro
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Like, say, in 2nd Indo-Chine war, Vietnam did use the human wave tactic, literally because there were nothing else that we can do.

opaque coyote
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That must mean that shit is bad

dapper gyro
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And we don't dismiss that, because it would be disrespectful to lie to those who fallen.

opaque coyote
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Some guy in America moved to Russia because America was too woke

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...

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he was drafted for the ukranian war, he apparently thought he could get in as a war photographer.

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His wife put out a video that got taken down by the Russian Government

outer wave
opaque coyote
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Apparently now his wife is also drinking away the pain while the husband most likely is dead

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Owning the liberals ig

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💀

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I would have sympathy but I'm drained out

outer wave
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Its been a long few years now

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I also dont have much sympathy for folks like that

opaque coyote
outer wave
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I cant blame ya

opaque coyote
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also Mike Johnson shutted the US House until September to avoid any Epstein list release vote

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no corruption in the slightest

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anyways that's enough politics

outer wave
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Mhmmm, fuck your admin

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But yeah

opaque coyote
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Been playing Terraria recently

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Whoever made the Old Ones event as grindy as it is should be fired

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jesus

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also trying to get 100% achievements

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not really for any reason

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just want to

winter pine
opaque coyote
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Also

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Tzeentchian cultists be like:

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Kairos made a YT channel

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Also ofc the negative video has literally 2x the views

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God dammit algorithms

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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also

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out of context comic panel

queen laurel
winter vessel
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JJJ: "Spider-Man ends loving marriage...P.S she's taking the kids"

queen laurel
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It's within his expected purview to think of many things about Spider-Man

opaque coyote
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and became an ally

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so far they haven't reverted it

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so far

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the scene itself of him finding out is pretty good also

winter vessel
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damn, i just had a whole team of Symbiote in marvel rivalss. Venom, along with Symbiote Storm, Symbiote Squirrel Girl, and Symbiote Jeff

opaque coyote
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Also the funniest part of JJ's history in the main comics is that after his wife died, Jonah actually tried to like

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treat spiderman as a hero because his wife's dying words was to no longer waste his life with hate

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...it just so happened that soon after that, Spiderman got his mind swapped with Doc Ock

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and then Spiderman fucking blackmails him

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Imagine having everyone tell you that

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"This guy's a hero, you're just being delusional"

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You finally give him a chance

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...

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and he immediately blackmails and threatens your family

winter vessel
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the comic where Peter has had "Enough" and gives Fisk an old school ass whooping, while in prison, is still my favorite.

opaque coyote
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also

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american politics

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and finally...

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Freakseid

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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okay just one more

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...yeah this is just me

winter vessel
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so long as it ends the indulgence of political discussion. I'm still on tense terms for what my in-law did in this chat

winter vessel
# opaque coyote sorry

If you recall a couple weeks back my "profile" was doing that whole tirade regarding political stuff getting all uppity on Jay and expressing their religion...

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that was my sister in law

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she's...eccentric. Sometimes i'd let her borrow my rig to play Sims 4 when she's visiting. But, she overstepped a boundary and decided to get involved in one of the many off topics that occur in this chat.

opaque coyote
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oh

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huh

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I did not know that

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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I just, never bothered to bring it up till now since it was a tough family conflict

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so. tldr, all the messages that regard to her belief and association that was spoken through my profile. not me, her

opaque coyote
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including being non-denominational christian?

winter vessel
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and that unfortunately gives us reserve folk a bad rep

opaque coyote
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I hope you're not lying, but also, if you are telling the truth.

o o f.

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I'm sorry that happened to you man

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This is why I keep my shit password locked

winter vessel
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as the words of Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves once said "Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!"

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as comical as it sounds

winter vessel
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Finally decided to give Furiosa: a mad max saga a watch yesterday

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and I was genuinely impressed with how convincing Chris can pull off being an antagonist

opaque coyote
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It is supposed to be a prequel for Fury Road?

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At least that's what I assume judging from the name

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god I sound like an NPC rn

celest dome
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Yes

winter vessel
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yes. Focusing on Charlize Theron's character from fury road. From her Origin to the events that lead up to her Escape with the 5 wives

opaque coyote
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I'm gonna add it to the

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list

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(tm)

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AKA shows I need to wathc

winter vessel
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and if you've played the Mad Max game, or at least watch it/heard of it, there is some minor connections to it with the prequel

hollow rivet
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Is WarhammerTV any good?

plush mason
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just pure and simple obsession driven by envy and anger

celest dome
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In fairness, if you knew that some animals do communicate with an animal themed Super hero, wouldn't you start to assume all animal themed super hero can talk to their respective animals ?

dire loom
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@celest dome got any chaos Arbites?

arctic talon
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Other wise it’s eh

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Not bad

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Not great

dire loom
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Rouge Trader says it's possible.

arctic talon
dire loom
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Enforcing whatever Lex is placed by said factions etc.

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Versatile Arbites.

celest dome
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There aren't any story precedent but yes rpg are flexible enough

dire loom
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Life is good when you serve your local Noble Governor regardless of Dogmatic, Iconoclast and Heretical political standings and affiliations.

Simple as

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Pays well too I'd imagine, if not. I'll just hassle the local peasantry block fodder for "willing donations". Lol

opaque coyote
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Part of the reason why he hates Spiderman is because his first wife died by a Masked Gunman.

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He hates people that wear masks.

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To him, masks represent an avoidance of responsibility.

dire loom
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@opaque coyote pick a color.

Red, purple or blue?

opaque coyote
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blue

opaque coyote
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Especially Captain America.

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It was kind of the only thing distracting him from the fact that his dad was an abusive piece of shit that constantly beat him.

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Then both Captain America and Bucky were presumed dead.

hollow rivet
opaque coyote
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And with their deaths, his childhood innocence died with him. Literally and figuratively beaten out of him.

dire loom
opaque coyote
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And his final flaw?

To admit that he was wrong. That all of his suffering, pain, etc. didn't make him the hero of his story.

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It just made him an asshole. An old, lonely man that lost his wife, his parents, and even his daughter.
And if he was wrong. Then what was the hatred all for? Years have been wasted for nothing. He has to pull Spiderman down with him.

Otherwise it would've been for naught.

arctic talon
dire loom
hollow rivet
opaque coyote
hollow rivet
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also i have no interest in playing a TTG

dire loom
plush mason
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table top game

hollow rivet
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I could have just written Table top game

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but writing TTG makes me sound cool

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😎

dire loom
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Lmfao oh

proven brook
arctic talon
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Which was still expensive as shit compared to the competition back then

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Tbh

proven brook
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True true. And it was first generation monopose plastic.

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Or lead.

arctic talon
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Mmmmm pewter

proven brook
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Pewter came later IIRC.

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Distorted lead blister packs were my first GW purchases.

arctic talon
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That makes sense

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Tbh the old lead and pewter stuff still looks great even if it’s aged

shadow plover
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also 15 pounds in 1990 is almost 40 pounds of today's money

plush mason
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a lead mini sounds heavy as hell

proven brook
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Yes, they tended to break apart very easily.

plush mason
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i bet

proven brook
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And the superglue would lose strength over time.

arctic talon
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Most metal minis even modern ones are brittle as hell tbh

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Compared to resin and good plastic

proven brook
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GW was just getting into injection moulding when I started playing.

plush mason
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yeah metal cast stuff tends to be fairly brittle

proven brook
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The biggest concern was that the metal detail could actually deform if it knocked against something,

plush mason
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depending on metal used and the size/shape ofc

proven brook
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If you actually played with the models it was a major pain.

plush mason
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i can image

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hell pewter table ware is prone to warping and thats made to be used a lot

proven brook
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We developed simplified paint schemes with additional varnish for actually played models.

arctic talon
plush mason
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i can only image how much more an intricate miniature would be

arctic talon
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Though I guess I bought them much later

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Then their original production lol

proven brook
arctic talon
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Yeah the new ones

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lol

proven brook
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So your ones must have been the originals.

arctic talon
#

Same with swooping hawks

proven brook
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But they did switch over to pewter from lead at some point.

arctic talon
plush mason
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shitcast?

arctic talon
#

But the swooping hawks iirc were metal only up till their recent replacement

arctic talon
#

Aka one of the worst resins ever

plush mason
#

lmao

arctic talon
#

It’s different from the newer resin they started using around 6e

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It also didn’t help they were using resin in moulds meant for pewter and lead

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Tbh

plush mason
#

well it does but it aint gona be exactly high quality

arctic talon
#

So much flash lol

proven brook
#

The Eldar Falcon is still original, IIRC. But it was one of the first injection moulded vehicles.

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The Chimera maybe.

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Leman Russ has been remade a couple of times. Mostly to enlarge the turret so the battle cannon can fit.

proven brook
shadow plover
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US bucks?

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ah

proven brook
#

Nope, that would have been about 25 USD.

shadow plover
#

yeah I misunderstood what you meant at first

proven brook
#

I received my allowance/pay in local currency, which exchanged 3.6:1 with GBP.

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In retrospect, I should have picked a hobby closer to home.

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Or just used paper markers.

shadow plover
#

😄

proven brook
#

Fortunately, those were the days of 2nd Edition 40k and 4th Edition WHFB, which lasted a very long time.

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Unlike now where you have to buy updated rules and models every year or so.

shadow plover
#

to be fair editions don't last that much shorter compared to the earlier editions

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the issue mostly arises from new campaign books etc that bloat the game in the whatever current edition that is going on at the moment until it gets reset for the new edition

proven brook
#

I was more into WHFB than 40k since my naive younger self absolutely hated the Imperium for the Golden Throne fuel thingy.

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Then they killed it off.

shadow plover
#

some consider it a boon, to have the setting to be frozen in time so they can now focus on the game in their groups without the need to worry about any upcoming changes

proven brook
#

True.

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

I know a good few people and gaming groups here that mostly play discontinued GW games for that reason alone, WHFB, Mordheim, different forms of Epic etc

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yeah though that is a different issue entirely

proven brook
#

Epic was so cool, but nobody I knew wanted to play.

shadow plover
#

this was mostly about the gaming aspect

queen laurel
proven brook
#

The Old World, yes.

shadow plover
#

they have and they do, it's still a different game

queen laurel
proven brook
#

It was complicated, yes.

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Still is.

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The Old World didn't go far enough in modernising the ruleset.

queen laurel
proven brook
#

Well the TOW does try to fix all the crazy trig that has plagued WHFB, where people tried to line up charges so they just clipped the target and stuff.

queen laurel
proven brook
#

And you don't have to estimate ranges for artillery any more.

queen laurel
#

the system was like all over the damn place

proven brook
#

But the reversion to fighting in one rank means that units will fail to score even one wound in combat depressingly often.

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And for some reason GW absolutely hates heavy cavalry and has been trying to kill them off for several editions now.

queen laurel
#

but then again this is GW they aren't exactly

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The best of balancing

proven brook
#

They just keep getting more expensive points wise.

queen laurel
proven brook
#

Yes, but they will eat up all your points.

queen laurel
#

Because nerfing the actual stats and stuff is just more annoying

shadow plover
#

you don't really want to just do that either, you want to have powerful models in the table for the power fantasy but then you just need to make them expensive

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warhammer is notoriously hard game to balance 'right'

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and I for one don't think it should be perfectly balanced

proven brook
#

Warhammer used to be more relaxed, a "just have fun and create interesting scenarios" type hobby.

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Around 6th edition when Alessio et al arrived it became more tournament based and all the loopholes and exploits emerged.

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My local gaming scene was always super competitive, and they loved it.

shadow plover
#

yeah there's a reason the rules are mostly divided to matched and narrative play, but people who would like a more narrative experience still cling on the matched play rules as gospel, you can still play a more hobby oriented games but it may not be as balanced nor easy to approach

opaque coyote
#

Tendency to optimize

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Sometimes to the point where they optimize the fun out

shadow plover
#

real

opaque coyote
#

I don't hate meta though. Some people like optimizing the shit out of their play. Occasionally do it myself.

But there needs to be room for both people who want to sweat

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And people who want to chill

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Easy to say, hard to do unfortunately

queen laurel
#

You could make a perfect environment for casual and competitive and all it takes for that to crumble is one guy finding out that you can do this to gain an advantage

proven brook
#

For 40k 2nd edition had all sorts of weird and wacky interactions and the focus was on creating a rules system where you could easily incorporate all sorts of homebrew stuff, at a time when the lore was still very basic. So if you wanted to introduce xenomorphs from Alien, for example, you could easily slap together some house rules and scenarios.

queen laurel
queen laurel
proven brook
#

Then 3rd edition simplified things into broadly what they are today, but it was still a framework for homebrews.

opaque coyote
queen laurel
#

For the skaven

proven brook
#

Like Arbites were "counts as" Scions, but with shotguns instead of hellguns.

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Then 4th and especially 5th ed 40k started becoming ultra competitive, IIRc.

opaque coyote
proven brook
#

Advancing Dwarfs in 6th edition.

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Never worked.

opaque coyote
#

I distinctly remember an old strategy in R6S.

It was very stupid.

Essentially you used the AA-12 to uh

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"remodel"

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The map

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By literally destroying every soft wall using it

#

It was very stupid

#

Likely to get you killed because now you had zero cover

#

...

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It was also fun

#

Because Dakka is eternal

plush mason
#

dakka is love, dakka is life

celest dome
#

I think those are supposition

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For the Winged Astartes and Pariah army

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Like what the 2 1st book may mount up to

plush mason
#

image that army is real, and it has psy-titans too

#

Fulgrim takes a left hand of darkness right to the face

#

what would a weapon like that even do to something like him tbh, does he even have a soul to delete?

proven brook
#

If it doesn't make sense they can always retcon it away.

proven brook
#

It's unclear if a daemon prince still possesses a soul, at least in 40k, IIRC. Don't quote me on that though.

#

I think they do in Warhammer Fantasy and AoS.

storm jungle
#

They do. Its literally what keeps them shackled to their chaos god, they are slaves to them, them having no souls is never mentioned anywhere.

storm jungle
sly ivy
proven brook
storm jungle
#

daemon princes especially, we know they got souls, its what the chaos gods torment them with when they get killed and gotta respawn

#

it basically mixes with the pure warp energy they become since they are still somewhat mortal beings compared to daemons, so its like a blender mix of the two

proven brook
#

But you need special weapons, true names, or copious amounts of plot power.

storm jungle
#

Yeah thats it lmao

#

its either plot convenience mcguffin weapons or just the Emperor's Sword

proven brook
#

Daemon princes in particular are vulnerable to secrets/artifacts from their mortal life.

#

According to that one Ultramarines book where the villain's mortal name was basically his true name as well.

proven brook
#

I dunno about now since the HH books are about to revisit that event.

#

They keep changing the lore around the Siege of Terra.

#

Or perhaps it's different viewpoints.

sly ivy
proven brook
#

They are extensions of their god, basically.

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Spun off into separate existences.

sly ivy
#

Yes or some other warp vortex / attractor. Like dra… drachy.. Dramamine abaddon’s sword is an echo of the first murder and associated with the idea of endings. It calls itself END OF EMPIRES

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so there’s some warp locus associated with those things and Drosophila is a part of that

proven brook
#

There are also independent daemons or warp entities like Enslavers. The veteran in DT mentions them, IIRC.

sly ivy
#

I think Enslavers are aliens

proven brook
sly ivy
sly ivy
proven brook
#

I'm not sure why the Veteran knows about them and is still alive though. The Inquisition usually disappears ordinary people who know about daemons and such.

sly ivy
#

One thing I love about the Thrint is that they’re kind of fucking stupid. Like if you can mind control things then selection may well be relaxed on your own brain. It’s hilarious and realistic and a nice break from all powerful genius mastermind aliens.

sly ivy
#

But yes that’s strange

proven brook
#

Yeah but he talks about encountering them long before he became a Reject.

#

Like something every guardsmen might come across during a warp jump.

#

And the Ogryn seems to have fought daemons before.

sly ivy
#

…. Ok yeahhhhh

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hhhhhh

#

That’s sus

proven brook
#

The satirical Ciphas Cain novels sort of reel back in on some of the grimdark by having everyone know about Chaos, even specific gods.

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It's only those who have been exposed to particularly foul warp sorcery that get mindwiped or executed.

#

But that isn't serious lore, since it also mentions things like how Sororitas don't actually have vows of celibacy and thus freely sleep around.

plush mason
#

ngl i doubt the imperial cult has any system of celibacy

#

if anything it openly encourages procreation, part of the whole spread humanity across the stars stuff

celest dome
#

Some orders of Sister have one, but it's rare

plush mason
green loom
#

Although mainly it adds to them being know it all experienced veterans

#

The Cadian knowing about them makes sense considering waves hand

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And that they did outright kill the inquisition folks trying to purge them

sly ivy
#

He goons 4 u, soldier

plush mason
#

also darktide is post rift, kinda hard for the inquisition to keep the existence of chaos a secret when it has literally ripped the galaxy in half

celest dome
#

The secret of Chaos was stopped no ? With Guilliman returned

plush mason
#

afaik yeah

#

they cant really afford to just kill every regiment that is now the frontline of a vastly expanded front

sly ivy
#

I hope the policy is a disaster lmao and there are rampant chaos incursions and insurrections

plush mason
#

it was

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always was

sly ivy
#

I mean the policy of not keeping it a secret

plush mason
#

oh

sly ivy
#

40K moment

proven brook
plush mason
#

enslavers? how the fuck would anyone in the imperium know about those things?

proven brook
#

Indeed, he mentions Enslavers in response to the Cadian Cutthroat wondering if daemons can exist outside the warp.

plush mason
#

but enslavers arent daemons

#

at least afaik

sly ivy
#

Maybe he thinks they are

plush mason
#

cant blame him for that

proven brook
proven brook
#

Need to create warp gates out of unfortunate psykers to invade realspace, etc.

green loom
#

They pop up in Gladius

#

Very annoying

proven brook
#

Yes, they keep eating my Tactical Squads

#

Or rather, mind controlling the first one and eating the second.

sly ivy
#

Wat really

#

Wow I had no idea they were actually modeled in any official 40K media

#

Only knew of the like 3 pieces of art

plush mason
#

what isnt on Gladius Prime at this point?

proven brook
#

Yeah, they can instantly mind control most basic troops and hit like a truck. Also quite tough.

plush mason
#

yeah those floating squids are annoying

sly ivy
#

I still think they’re meant to be aliens — ie, made of materium — even if they somehow reside in the warp

raven stone
#

Gladius Prime truly has everything, and Enslavers are annoying - they mind control then run away

#

If you start with a group close by, expect expansion to be hampered.

proven brook
#

Easily the worst neutral unit to encounter in the early game.

young pecan
#

||Seeing as they were an entire species so inherently corrupted that they started breaking the laws of physics||

proven brook
#

In earlier edition lore the Enslaver Plague basically drove the Necrons and C'tan into 60 million years of hibernation by eating all sentient life.

plush mason
#

its jover

outer wave
#

If it eats all the AI, I'm okay with it

sharp pollen
#

if it eats all my trash, im okay with it

rose thorn
#

this is a post

#

that exists

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thanks gw

rose thorn
sharp pollen
#

i know the answer
||white templars||

rocky gale
#

Trying to say Black Templars are more zealous than Sororitas

rose thorn
# rose thorn lmao

"The ultra marines are roman"

NO THEY ARENT, THE AVERAGE ULTRA MARINE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HTE FUCK ROME IS

rocky gale
#

Which one is known to cause literal miracles with their zealotry

arctic talon
#

its warcom

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

they do just make shitposts sometimes

#

this is def one of them lol

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waste of a post smh

#

but I'd assume they had literally nothing else to post

rose thorn
#

not even what the fuck the 2 new units do

#

lmao

rocky gale
#

Probably indicative of them not doing anything major with their rules

#

They're just cool looking

arctic talon
#

I don't think there's much they can do with them rules wise

rose thorn
#

nooo its not a chaplin its an uh

arctic talon
#

its a fancy chaplain

rose thorn
#

exulsator?

arctic talon
#

Yeah

rocky gale
#

Yea it'll just be the same with some minor stat changes maybe for weapons

queen laurel
#

This is definitely like the las gun moment of all time

arctic talon
#

which is some fuckass chaplain rank they have

#

I'd assume the ability will be slightly dif

#

for both of them

rose thorn
#

AdamNerd it is not a chaplin therefore it must have completley unique rules because its cooler and awesomer than a chaplin and every amry taht doenst use a chaplin is bad and should be purged

arctic talon
#

it is literally a chaplain rank

#

that the BT have because they're weirdos

rose thorn
#

LMAO

#

god why is 40k this way

arctic talon
#

Idk

#

now give me my Saim Hann Supplement GW

#

I know you wana

rose thorn
#

the eldar?

languid meadow
arctic talon
#

they've gotten a supplement before

#

smh

rose thorn
#

i knowlol

arctic talon
#

like thrice

#

More then most factions

#

alas poor every other xenos faction

sly ivy
#

No way!!

#

Maybe Draigo is slated for some kind of end of edition release?

sly ivy
winged jacinth
#

Gulliman and the lion are back to be the epic awesome guys

#

Gw:

near wasp
#

I hope we hear more about the lion before the decade ends

arctic talon
#

so the setting doesn't feel small

#

lol

sly ivy
#

I hope the lion curls up & goes bak 2 sleep

sly ivy
#

& Guilliman runs out of space Prozac & willingly sits back down in the stasis pod

arctic talon
#

Baby carrier is just as broken as he was in the index

sly ivy
#

He & Bjorn can wake up every 1000 years, talk about how everything is now fake & gay, & go bak 2 sleep

winged jacinth
#

I love the baby carrier its like they watched the matrix but forgot those suits are cargo loaders from aliens with guns on them

#

Then again as we all know the strongest armor in 40k is a helmetless head

arctic talon
#

oh god

#

The dreadnought can deep strike

winged jacinth
#

STEEL REHN

sly ivy
#

Ur mom can deep strike

raven stone
rocky gale
#

"We know it sucks and everyone hates it, so lets make an upgrade sprue that doesn't fix any of it's issues and just gives it a new weapon"

arctic talon
#

People were expecting nerfs with the codex and it got none

#

So it’s just about the same lol

#

GK in general looks like they got buffs to make them less awful which was probably needed

#

So the baby carrier got worse in comparison to the rest of the book

raven stone
#

Broken ass logic alright

arctic talon
#

If the rest of the book gets buffed and the baby carrier remains the same it’s comparatively worse then it was

raven stone
#

I mean as in GW not actually trying to fix things

arctic talon
#

I also think the baby carrier has unfortunately been good every edition it’s been out evrr

#

lol

raven stone
#

Is the broken logic here

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

lol

arctic talon
raven stone
#

GK fan rage incoming

arctic talon
#

GK are meant to be like

rose thorn
#

WERE THE ONLY ARMY LIEK THIS PLEASE

arctic talon
#

An elite army

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

NO ONE ELSE HAS THIS ISSUE

arctic talon
#

Yeah

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Well better get Kitbashing 💀

arctic talon
raven stone
#

Don’t forget the HH panic over all the missing entries.

arctic talon
#

But then that would mean you’re running a beast tamer

rose thorn
#

GW refuses to sell them 😭

arctic talon
#

Saturnine looks like a Dominion issue occurred

#

Where GW super overproduced

#

If you’re in the UK and you want the box

#

Weyland games is selling it 35% off already

rose thorn
#

i hope saturine makes gw lose money

raven stone
rose thorn
#

i hope that they remember like only 2% of the people who post about HH actually play it

queen laurel
#

an impossible thing to wish for

arctic talon
rocky gale
#

Saturnine will make a morbillion dollars

arctic talon
#

It’ll still make a fuck ton

arctic talon
#

And I say this as someone who doesn’t play heresy often

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

2 armies

#

Maybe 3

rose thorn
#

hunterscreamat THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HERETIC AND LOYALISTS

rocky gale
#

Solar Auxilia and the HH Admech are cool though

raven stone
rose thorn
#

ITS A SCAM

arctic talon
#

I’m talking about mechanicum

#

And Solar auxilia

rose thorn
#

Oh lmao

arctic talon
#

Mag

rose thorn
#

my bad poitn taken elite

#

sowwy

#

rage posting over people saying the HH release is a chaos release

rocky gale
#

It could be

queen laurel
arctic talon
# raven stone I mean, so far I fail to see the suck…

The legion rules are just more boring, no warlord traits, mechanicum lost several options on its units and they aren’t available in legacies. Solar auxillia lost over 70% of their army with no continuation on if it’s in legacies

#

Now granted if you like 3e more power to you

raven stone
rose thorn
#

wait they , did what to HH???

arctic talon
#

Oh also GW said heresy 3e would make no sweeping changes to the game

#

It made a ton

#

You must run a praetor now

#

For marines

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Like there are actual good rules

#

In 3e

#

It’s just

#

where the fuck did the rest of it go

#

Oh also GW is reselling rules to you

#

In 35$ rulebooks

#

That you had in your liber in 2e

raven stone
#

Main army is either Solar Aux or Militia

arctic talon
#

But heresy 3e is like if GW said AoS 4e had the same listbuilding rules as AoS 3e.

But when AoS 4e comes out listbuilding is obviously not the same.

rose thorn
#

sorry eveyr time someone says praetor i think of the AOS unit

arctic talon
#

Tbf

#

Reasonable

#

lol

#

But yeah I won’t mock anyone for liking heresy 3e

#

The one warhammer system I will mock someone for actually enjoying the gameplay of

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Is AoS 1e(launch) rogue trader(the edition) and the super old whfb ones

#

Because all of those

#

Are in fact god awful to play

#

lol

rose thorn
#

1e, or 1.5e?

arctic talon
#

1e

#

Not 1.5e

rose thorn
#

LAUNCh whoops

arctic talon
#

1.5e is actually functional

#

1e is genuinely non functional

#

As a wargame

rose thorn
#

makes new fantasy game
use rule makers from previous fantasy game
literally the worst tabletop game rules every written
entire team is fired

arctic talon
#

what did GW mean by this

#

also its not the worst tabletop game rules ever written

#

its upthere

#

but its not bad

rose thorn
#

yeah yoru right, worst made by a legit well known trusted company

arctic talon
#

this might be the worst tabletop game

rose thorn
#

AJAHAANSJAHHB

#

IF ORGOT

queen laurel
#

what

what even is the factions

arctic talon
#

without being banned from the server

#

google it yourself

queen laurel
#

you know what i do not want to know

arctic talon
#

Its also not even functional

#

lol

#

as in like

#

it literally cannot be played

rose thorn
#

I think I know of 1 or 2 of the mechanics in it

arctic talon
#

if it doesn't

#

uh

#

well

rose thorn
#

But I might be mixing it up

arctic talon
#

Shut up Hadron

arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

you probably remember it

raven stone
arctic talon
#

yeeeeeeeeeeep

rose thorn
#

On a similar topic

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Anyone excited for fallout wasteland warfare 2.0 next Year?

arctic talon
#

yes!

#

but yeah Saturine is looking to be a Dominion issue except even worse

#

either GW produced way more then dominion

#

or people are buying it way less then dominion

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

Oh yeah those went up for sale last month

#

I hope they rename the supermutant suiciders to supermutant martyrs 😭 me and a few people were asking about that a while ago

queen laurel
#

they grab a mini nuke and use it to punch you

rose thorn
#

Ywah but it’s a pretty yucky name lmao

#

In other languages it’s changed to martyr and some mods rename them off the bat

#

Like the super mutant Skyrim mod

#

I hope far harbor releases before 2nd edition FWW

#

Maybe there will be an institute update pogryn

#

(I play institute)

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

bomber?

#

sapper?

#

the east coast mutants are boring is my thing tbh

rose thorn
#

I think bomber is already used

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

neat

rose thorn
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

tbh

rose thorn
#

Sounds a bit too fancy

arctic talon
#

it does

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

yes

#

well

#

West coast is 1, 2, NV