#40k-lore-chat
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is this recorded on tape
i love it
HERESY PLEASE
Death to GW
WERE BACK BABY
Underworlds for now
If it’s not slaanesh idc
I’ve decided I will only respond to these people with aggression
half the chat is this
They can go k-
every time someone says sigmar it hightlights for me because i'm logged in on my google account it's horrid
DEER
Lotta centaurs
Wiat how does that work
SYLCANETH SYLVANETH SYLCNAETH
@celest dome female chorf
HOBGROT SLITTAZ
My first name is set to Sigmar so it just does it, somehow
I will feed you to the trees for this crime against my faction smh
Glowing belly buttons
twink centaurs
Bro’s talking too long lmao
Did the Kuronathi not have some Satyr like units ?
they do, but this team is just the centaurs
Where’s the deer testicles GW
Kuronathi range from elf with hoof, satyr, elf with horns, to centaur
Cmon man I come here for realism
horns are the most common thing
I ahve assended
Well, I'm no AoSer but the models were neat
Defo
giant enemy crab
no offense to host but please stop talking and go to next reveal
huh so chorf don't like chaos but they work with them
GW you got me by the balls man
I am so sorry for those hyped for HH
Then again, actual HH might be later
was he like that in fantasy
FOR FUCKS SAKE WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IMPERIALIS
i HATE how imperialis is lumped into HH
I literally only want a land raider Helios, unless you’re making that stop making tanks GW
so he is an evil ancestor god
it's a completely different game ffs
that's neat
Iirc it was suspicious, where there were reasons to think that he wasn't but got the future Chaos Dwarf by posing as one
why is killteam treated differently to 40k but imperialis isn't from Hh
Yes
but now he is just a bad ancestor god
complete
Oh ok I actually like mastodons
Tbh, I feel like it's a "bad" choice
@rose thorn so when you write, lore on your chorfs
Would have prefered to leaving it to the same way it was before
imperalis is literally "what if you could technically own HH models that you would never afford normally"
you're not gonna put it in ghur?

I was gonna paint battletech today
But I guess I’ll paint underworlds
just an unknown god that reached out that likes to be a tyrant?
Oh cool bare head
Hello chat
iron warriors ☺️
Oooohh assault Marines for HH
oh just mk2 which we already knew aboit
nah

Oh
The Ashen Circle are MK2 assault marines
My bad
are we going to get actual HH new models
thye do look really similar lmao
for fuck's sake man
Boy new shield
Man that really is the only kit huh
im sad
looks like a saurus shield
i wanted a tank
ancient greece called they want their peltast shield back
i cant use any of this stuff with my iron hands
Saturine slop
It’s kinda a weird choice for axes ngl
saturine centurion
so it's just more stuff from the new combat box
Holy fuck lol they made Heresy the greediest fucking game
Saturnine centurion huh
Profit for the horus sloppy, it is what it is
Good, the SM slop fans can pay for it
lol
they really banked on saturnine exploding in popularity
megaseries multibook megaseries
Its dawn of fire
oh my fucking god
lmao
FINALLY
They BETTER give me a fucking caliban trilogy
uhg hh
Figures, HH novels sold like hot crack
another 10 years of HH
Quite literally need this book for my fallen
This is a make or break
everybody did
Its prolly gona be dawn of fire length
I just had a thought. What if a primarch is revealed at the end for 40k?
this was very expected
No fuckin way
Too soon
it's going to be way more i bet
Its prolly gona be dawn of fire length

or War of the beast length
come on wolf this is a whole era
20 books take it or leave it
they will detail how all the primarchs disappeared
It's probably gonna cover all the loyalist primarchs getting lost/stasis'd etc
Then we'll have the RETURN
30 NOVELS AND 20 ARE JUST THE LION’S INNER MONOLOGUE
Ah yes.
The argument that leads to the Iron Cage lol
Friend of mine lowk drew an iron warriors dick cage. It was beautiful
iron within
Ohhhhh
DoF or war of the beast lol
The other chapters
Back to 40k era Marine spam
YHGGGG
Five space marine heroes 
UHGGGGG
All the other delayed characters lol
Cool cool
There is always a price
MORE MARINE
mark 7 helmet
And we still have kill team
Lysander nice
Munda news is all I ask for

How weird is it to have your own name on your shield
Who?
that looks like the leviathan box captain
Who is this guy???
Imperial fist chapter master
To flex on the haters
he's from the like 6e IF supplement
lol
He's not the chapter master
btw
Is he not?
generic imperial fist
well he may be soon
considering the IF chapter maste
dies like
every 3 editions lol
Oh nice iron fist
AYO

the WOKE has arrived
IRON HAND LETS GO
Interesting that that’s the weapon they give him
Power maul is cool
Defo a steal and conversion
Rumour engine
are you mind linked with him
I think its a good looking mini
God DAMN that hair cut is horrible
NO he's yapping
Fire the barber
A book
…Ok kayvaan Shrike got a genuine glow up
He’s from a book
damn thats a lot of detail
way better than the imperial fist
Hair is horrible but at least he doesn’t look like he is dancing
I HAVE FUCKING SHRIKE
Shaan is from like 5th edition

Oh so that’s the claws
DIDNT HE FUCLING DIE?!?!
Makes sense
We have the same in darktide
i like the hair
White Scars
oh sorry
WHITE SCAR CHATATER
Getting that 40k jet bike privilege lol
OK BUKE
no
Not Shaan afaik
he stepped down as chapter master
wow that grav bike looks star wars
Shrike is still in the RG
hes wanted to not be Chapter master
since he became it lol
Holy shit.
IM GLAD IT WASNT JUST ME
Samael you need to kill this Mongolian
Imagine if CSM are getting the same treatment.


i just noticed the minigun
Its kind of been built up since fucking 6e lol
Samael bro we need the only chapter with a jet bike title back
but its
that looks cool
odd lol
Samael cmon bro
Ok that Combat Patrol is Smol
More fucking combat patrols
Sorry
what is this patrol lmao
200 points of space marines
Lmao
literally just generic units
Feels weird there still isn’t a multipart outrider kit
the IF one is good
WOAH
BRUH WAHT IS THIS IH ONE
I can't keep up

what is thsi Raven guard one
the beautiful gocart for sallies
they showed the IH for 1 second out of shame

Back to non-existance
i cant wait to complain with eternal about this
GIVE ME PEDRO KANTOR
god that IH patrol is so ass lol
it looks useless on tabletop
Why two turrets
That’s strange

DAKKA.
Also, they can move.
stock shift
They do.
wtf are they hitting with
spoon
There are more space marine spearheads then WE units
more space marine 

no dark angels
THAT’S WHY THEY DID THAT
WAIT
oh
wtf lol
…helmet 🤣
combat patrol sorry
Helmet

I WANT A WORLD EATER ONE
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#ageo...
I mean it is meant for cosplayers I guess
prolly not
Ts boutta be so expensive
HELMET STAND
JFC GW is just doing memobrillia now
Also
- the basing style
100% that’s how AOS does feathers
that helmet isnt 3d printed
its def an AoS sculptor
Necron kill team
GEOMANCER
oh killteam
it looks injection molded
DEATHWATCH BABY
kill team
oh dude wait
WE EATING GOOD
Was that sleeping necron terrain
Necron vs Deathwatch
Oh neat Deathwatch
new necrons
Dude hell yeah that looks awesome
Sleeping beauty crons
wow this reminds me of 9th box
My girlfriend plays deathwatch
We've had 5 (maybe more) rumour engine resolve (and 3 were on the same model)
this looks good, as far as generic killteam boards go
Oh dude a Phobos and Gravis dude too
Lovely
Jesus god what happened in here
what even is that
Oh two Gravis?
GO FUCK YOURSELF GUARDIANS OF THE COVENANT COUNT
Lowk show me the geomancer
I need more crons
Yay
Wait
Is
Is that a single warrior
Hahahahaha
They’re waking people up?
that head looks weird
@shadow plover
she huh
@storm jungle scarabs
ye quite cool
woman necrons hell yes
Miquella literally did nothing wrong.
I am waiting for the fan aneurysms over that 🤣
interested in the cron half of this set
Same lowk
go my scarabs
shut it i'm watching reveals
Oh I just noticed
necrons have genders?
Chaos dwarfs look mid
She isn’t floating
Saw, peak.
6th Rumour engine ?
She has like centipede legs
Meanwhile the deathwatch stuff put me to sleep
i legit thought they lost all their personality
Deathwatch stuff looks like shit
7
Remember how I said Necrons/crypteks can look like however they want? Aged like wine 
Only if you were a pleb nobody not noble
You go girl
Literally just thinking about that
also one more lady cron
What is that Necron Warrior doing in that team
Hey are bugs in necrons good?
It depends™
some of them are good rn
some of them are bad
Doing his best, that's what
i like the coop game thing
So do you think this is the end of the stream or something else?
I forgot did they have a subfaction
I think they should’ve given one of the marines a jump pack
So we have 2 miniature that had 3 rumour engine post about
werent we supposed to end with 40k
For variety
They have a detachment yeah. Canoptek Court
Munda counts I’d say
so WHAT the fuck is the pirate one
I might start necrons
in the hats
munda isnt 40k
Killteam is considered 40k?
Yeah Munda
no
yes
Secundus part 2 pls
Desert pirate
It's finished.
Oh
Anything that affects me?
ha wolf no munda for you
Oh wait
Oh Wiat wuesirons
it isnt
You can use Kill-teams in 40k. So Kill-team is 40k.
There wasn't Munda 
it's in the 40k universe dude and you can use it's minis
wasted reveal 🚬
Oh yeah
Deers are basically confirmed now for Sylvaneth
warcom short story time
Maybe GW will do a columbo and just have one more thing?
you can also use HH units in 40k but that doesn't make it the same game
Freebooterz in Necromunda.
Kill Team is in 40k, but so is Munda
Sadly no Munda
At least one
It seems
You bitches
30+ books confirmed
Also full scouring art
if you're saying they're a different game yeah
but setting wise it's 40k
this terrain is so cool
callback to the big parade with all the primarchs art
except sad this time
LMAO
is that jaghatai
also where's ferrus?
oh
New argument meme format surfaced
NO PANDEMONIUM NEWS!! >_<
Yes, and Russ and Vulkan next to him
Hey bud I think you got a lil smth on your face there
there were a lot less marines than i expected
I'm gonna cry, we get this instead of another watchers of the throne book
@rose thorn I JUST REALIZED FIRE SLAYERS GOT RAILED
KHARADRON GOT NEW THINGS AND HELSMITHS GOT REVEALED FOR GOOD STUFF
LMAO
i actually liked the votaan stuff surprisingly
According to the pattern
those mecha marines be looking fine
They should get a major update
I wonder if they would let Imperial Agents steal the new Deathwatch lol
Didn't Kharadron not get things for a much longer while than the Fyreslayer did ?
Wait I just noticed, why is the lions sword so fucking wide
Well, that was neat. On to Tennocon
don't know but like
Drukhari and GK next edition 
Fyreslayers on suicide watch
with the fucking Chorf stuff lol
Fyreslayer need a full revamp tbh
It's really funny that two dwarf factions got great things
but fyre slayers got left
Back to the drawing board with them
They are so forgettable that I forgot they exist
thanks for reminding me
about what I expected
Cities of Sugmar cals
i want to know what they are smoking making a monster 2 plus save
meth
Making my sylvaneth sad
I will turn those duradin into compost for my trees
smh
I'm thinking these guys play two types of ways
Heavy elite or super war machines
me when i eat polar bear livers
This model reminds me of Rey's bike from Sw.
Magnum looking a
Anyways more kuronathi
Pls
I don’t care if they’re sylvaneth or cities
If they end up being cities
I have a reason to start citiesof sugmar
Interesting that their magic is green in contrast to the usual brass and gunmetal colours they have
it's grounded up daemons
I love daemonic cocaine
Turns out
That RG dude
Has been around since fucking 4e
💀
He’s been first captain this whole time lol
so wolf HOH it's gonna play like super elite or heavy on war machines
Guess shrike stepped down
elite army
Like stormcast
And chaos warriors
But probably focuses on elite range
Those artillery pieces look
scary
Raven guard fans are taking this well
Ok wolf so chaos dwarves is basically the ghur chaos faction right
Because it's literally the realm given to hashut
Idfk maybe
I can already tell you why they are in Ghur
Industrialization
It would be cool fraction that is basically the most technologically progressive besides the rats would be in the most savage land
Chaos duardin specifically don’t recognize chaos and worship hashut out of desperation
And the least chaos corrupted realm besides azyr is ghur
Chaos only got access to Ghur on a stable level was I think early third
Tldr they are the only boomers that didn’t get exterminated
Hashut hates the place though
Yeah but there was no where else that they were safe
That's why bull centaurs are a thing
Not a huge fan of this tbh, I don't know what it is
Like he's cool, I just don't want him
He channeled the beast power of the realm to literally trampole it
He’s a hunter
Apparently his delusion is he thinks he's a falcon keeper
Unfortunately
I understand what he is, I meant I don't know what about it I don't like
Those are not falcons but bats
He’s too brown imo
He’s too naked
I think he looks good
Is my thing
IMAGIEN THAT FUR BEING WHITE
Really thing is there are more naked fec models
He's relatively clothed
I guess I've just got character model fatigue for FEC
Wait where fuck is he?!!!
Like
In. Lore
Where is this supposed to be
New guy
I know I eman, where is he hanging out
So when you read the new to me you will know
I'd be dissapointed if he was the only new thing for FEC this edition
That’s not how they do Ghyran terrain right?
They didn't say
You still think they have more aos juice left in the tank they already revealed a lot of amazing things for the dwarves
I would be surprisive fec gets more than this
FEC still kinda needed a second wave for their range refresh
Never mind its shyish
I thoguht it was Ghur for a second
But it matches the rest of the Fec basing
I would not mind more but like i would be very surprised if they got more
Half of the kits are from tol
The Crypt Ghouls and Horrors are ancient
Tow*
They need replaced
Yeah we will see in a few days
It’s the only reason I haven’t how. Full Fec yet
If they get more or they get relegated to one character
and don't get me started on the Ghoul King model
Supposedly the zombie terrorgheist is getting binned
Doesn't that just negate an entire detachment playstyle?

but yeah chorfs look cool asf
Yeah they look great
No
The dominator engine was sick
Newer ironjawz do look good I’m not a universal hater
U can’t silence my truth
Bleh
the glow up designwise for their main dwarf inf is so good
I love the inclusion of female chorfs
unisex ranges for the W
they look equally as ugly af as the males too 🫡
I love the angular design they all have
I love the fact that they mastered mixing with made old world chaos dwarf so great is that their mystical demon machinery is way advanced
In aos de somehow kept that design philosophy
Their stuff compared to everyone looks way better built
fr fr
Well not to be speaking
AOS sweep as usual
I think I prefer the TWWH ones tbh
The bronze and purple is so fucking peak
shes gona chuck the rock at you for saying that smh
hats aren't big enough with the new ones
HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT
I expected this to be fair after all you are quite fond of old things 
also we're all in agreement this dude was done by the same person who did the latest daughter of khaine stuff right
the feathers and banner style
along with the terrain lol
the massive bull construct is fire though
its 100% by an AOS modeller
The posing
nah
The posing is what gives it away from me
CHORF SWEEEEEEP
is def AoS
The way he perchs in the rock
And uses the terrain to make himself look away more menacing
That's the aos quality that gave it away for me
I did like all of the named character releases
Aos is good at dynamic poses like that
God this meme never gets old
the new marine stuff is neat
thats all I can say about it
the only standout one is the RG dude lol
LOV are pretty good too
Yeah it's safe to say that they are the main dwarves of the attraction
Love me Votann
Lov are pretty good but i just prefer the chaos dwarves
They did the designs so much justice
Lots of my friends/gaming groups were kinda let down by the chorf releases
Thought they're fine mostly
They're just the WHFB chorfsb
but with more stuff tbh
they're neat but def not my favorite chaos stuff
I also never really liked chorfs a ton
my only problem with their design is the blunderbusses and I do miss the old infernal guard style
there's a shift in tone with them to be sure
To be honest that's just a lot of age of sigmar factions
nah
This faction but super juice up
I mean this is chaos
They have this sameish thing going on after all
Just say it they’re low poly WoW ass mid af dumb dumb peepee poopoo crud
Like after you read about them you expect them to do the thing they do most
I kno ur thinking it
They feel more arcane I guess? but I think that's due to the colour they chose
The green fire really sells it
like if it was normal fire it would look more industrial than it does
The demonic essence
but with the green it's def leaning more on the arcane side than their industrial look
One thing i will say is without context they just look like they are using warp stone
Like green fire is associated with the rats
yeah it's weird
if I can scrounge up enough money I might have them be red or purple idk
even though purple is like tzeentchs hting
The space dwarf stuff looks good. That’s… those are…. I guess we’re just doing straight up men of iron now
Yeah purple blueish pinkish fire
That's their thing
like….. o
Green is for rats
my only main criticism is their blunderbuss design
I mean
ooughggh
they were always Men of Iron
technically speaking lol
the dome-heads are also a straightup cross-reference callback to Admech robots
It looks like a giant skaven blunderbus doesn't it
I know I know they just looked dwarfy

Ye I like
Me when I steal someone's face
Yeah lov are second for me in the review
They are genuinely cool
yeah overall I think it was decent and holy fuck new He'stan model
there were quite a few good space marine face sculpts today
for 40k and the HH Assault kit
Oh god
God this dude was freaky
That cape’s gotta smell musty af
Lmao bless owlcat (this is owlcat?)
Bro looks like aos grot lmao
Yep
I wish there were miniatures of these fellers
The band?
ye
What faction would you put in instrument servitors in besides mechanicus
Ecclisarchy
Guard
Hmm true they need moral
Guard guard guard lmao there’s literally a band in GG
Oh is this the new game art
It's from the second expansion
the cop one
Don't know yet
O
administrative documents probably
It's just about the story of the new companion or something?
there's an overarching story
is the scouring book available for preorder
Not yet

Definitely SC2 inspired
waiter waiter more ironkin please
will the scouring cover the iron cage
that was like what, 10 books?
nine
Wraight good
What do you guys think makes Titus such a special boy who is immune to corruption, is it his faith, is he chosen by the emperor himself or is somehow part blank
Main character syndrome
He's a main character
jokes aside he's just built different
some people are just like that ig
he's just ventris
but shittier lol
Titus is literally just a shittier version of ventris rn
in terms of his writing
he's just built different™
i wonder what the steeljacks mean for the ironkin
they're clearly designed for war but since it's AI i doubt they were created recently
could they be the closest we have to men of iron
Titus is the war hammer
Ironkyn are deacendents of men of iron
woops wrong
I just said that smdh
Do not the kuronathi
those are the twink deer
but could these be the direct descendants of the war machines
Yes
Unlikely imo
Tho they have very votann styling
they're described as autonomous so does that mean they're full AI?
Yes
Ironkyn are full AI
They’re sapient and sentient
why are they human sized
colour me shocked that AI wont rebel when you treat them normally
wait no they look bigger
They’re bigger then humans
space marine size?
Marine/wraithguard ballpark I’d assume
Based on base size
the fact that they use some volkite related weapon is just odd
Well why not
The LOV don’t have the full DAOT arsenal
Volkite is good at killing orks and nids
Which are the LoV’s main issue
i can only think back to early marines who used volkite instead of bolters
Well
They never were fully equipped with volkite
The plan fell apart even before they were out of the solar system
Volkites do not work well with marine combat doctrine
still, that was the plan initially right?
Yeah
Since they could easily kill soft or armored biological targets
Easy to maintain an ammo supply
the big issues were volkites are sensitive delicateish weapons
and production speed was slower compared to bolters
You can't bash someones skull in with a volkite without potentially causing big issues in the gun
to me this looks like either votaan are trying to copy marines or the concept of big burly soldiers dates farther back than thunder warriors
like you can with a bolter
maybe the emp was trying to copy what men of iron were using when creating space marines



