#40k-lore-chat

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arctic talon
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but its not sentient

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LLMs are a novelty

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they're sort of a dead end

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because they don't posses the ability to properly learn so to speak

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they can't reach their own conclusions or have their own opinion form naturally. They aren't capable of thinking

still coral
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Have you seen that one study where some scientists made a computer with brains

arctic talon
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not with the way the current neural networks are designed

sly ivy
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They are capable of loving tho

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And… of hate.

tough haven
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No they aren’t

arctic talon
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but friendly AI's aren't uncommon in cyberpunk

tough haven
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They’re capable of writing how they’ve seen humans express love or hate

arctic talon
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most corporations usually have one

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or another as an ally lol

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people also still try making AIs

near wasp
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Of course they are

arctic talon
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Looks maybe you’ll make something friendly

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Or maybe you’ll make an all consuming void that wants to eat your mind

near wasp
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Given corpos in cyberpunk it's def an all consuming void

opaque coyote
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Y'know uh

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Shodan?

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In the system shock remake lore, it's clear that part of the reason why she went bonkers when her moral constraints were removed

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Was because well... she already had the morals of TriOptimum

Who is basically Arasaka tier in how garbage they are

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I think that most corpo made AIs would be the same as a result

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Her moral constraints only had one sub-AI that didn't solve their problems via murder or espionage

sly ivy
arctic talon
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US EVO is way smaller this year

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I wonder why that could possibly be

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anyways mortal kombat only having 377 entrants lmao

opaque coyote
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I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet

arctic talon
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no surprise SF6, GVSR and Strive registrations are all lower lol

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bcs thats a lot of people from out of country

sly ivy
arctic talon
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its the worlds largest fighting game tournament and it happens 4 times a year

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Once in Japan, once in the US, once in France, and Once in Singapore

opaque coyote
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I remember a story where an Indian man didn't show a reddit account and they got denied entry

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💀

arctic talon
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this is the first time in years

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the US EVO's entrants have been lower then Japan or France lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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like

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almost 5 years

opaque coyote
arctic talon
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Nah

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You're being sent to Florida

arctic talon
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anyways MK1 almost being beaten by a sidegame

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goes fucking crazy lol

near wasp
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Alagator Alcatraz

arctic talon
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yet another netherrealm L

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Look what this means

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is I have a higher change of making it out of pools this year

sly ivy
sly ivy
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The forbidden union

sly ivy
# arctic talon die

I cannot yet rest my weary head sensei I must spread ur teachings 2 the barbarians

arctic talon
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god awful lol

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I've never done any martial arts in my life lol

sly ivy
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ur so modest sensei

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I randomly took karate lessons as a kid lmao

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I m the indo ninja

storm jungle
sly ivy
storm jungle
forest orbit
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LMFAO

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Im saving that, holy shit

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actually disturbing

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Alright

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Taking bets on the Tyrant star and other fucky stuff from dark heresy TTRPG that'll be in the CRPG

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I think the murder room is gona show up

sour hornet
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what is acceptably over strength for a codex bending chapter

arctic talon
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what founding

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also how loyal

storm jungle
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anything over 1000

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it would however need to be documented/sent to officials

sour hornet
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was doing some lore building for my sector and realized my chapter may have to do some immoral things to survive

arctic talon
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Well

storm jungle
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Well

arctic talon
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There's a few ways to bypass 1k

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lol

storm jungle
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thats the point

sour hornet
arctic talon
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Command staff, support staff and honorguard

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do not count

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for your max cap of 1000 marines

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do what you will with this information

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besides that you can also just ignore the codex

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and go past 1000

sour hornet
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Im out here looking up flash imprinting like im a heresy era marine

arctic talon
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Oh

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yeah that works great lol

sour hornet
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Im looking at splitting my guys up into a three group of around 350 marines each to cover bits of the sector

arctic talon
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go for it

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chapters operate like that often

storm jungle
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The thing is a sector is also massive

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so like theres no way to completely police all of it

sour hornet
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There are fleet-based chapter stuck in the ass end of segmentum ultima and have to deal with way more than they can handle

storm jungle
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its also why Space Marine chapters work more like mercenaries

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aka they recieve an aid message and decide to answer it or not

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if you do wanna do it like that though might be good to add a foil/negative element to that

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like people making rumors that how they are somehow always everywhere all the time, or how this matter of their deploment numbers has been looked into by officials but nothing came out of it etc

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basically poke holes in your own idea, it makes it more diverse/interesting

sour hornet
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Is flash imprinting viable in the modern setting? I headcannoned the majority of their battleline companies being slaughtered to a critical degree via demonic incursion in the not so distant past, and sorta relying on imprinting to keep up their numbers.

storm jungle
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It is tbh, like, I once joked that you should be able to flash imprint/inductii-process marines considering the amount of possible sci-fi shit in 40k.

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But of course people called my idea stupid

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then 30k did it

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and now wow its totally acceptable

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fucking hypocrites lmao

sour hornet
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Like there is a in-group/out-group dynamic with the pre-slaughter marines vs the veteran survivors who dont really like them

storm jungle
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Yeah see what I mean

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basically add more depth/meat to it and it makes it more feasible

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like-

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not saying yours is but A LOT of the official chapters got dumb mary sue qualities to them

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"Oh wow our entire Chapter just has endless amounts of terminator armor"

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"We just got robot dreadnaughts"

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"We make our own relic weapons"

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yada yada

sour hornet
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My chapter has a power sword fetish and gets eaten by daemons often 🥀

storm jungle
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🫡

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yours is like very low of sus things on that list in comparison, especially if you make it clear why they do flash-inductii as a thing

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the golden rule in 40k homebrewing is just come up with the right excuses/explanations

sour hornet
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"Inductii" is the term?

storm jungle
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Yep it is, its a brand new concept too

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basically just fast-recruited/brainwashed fodder marines

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Inductii or Legiones Inductii were Horus Heresy-era Legionaries, who were rapidly created to replenish the ranks of the Loyalist and Traitor Legions during the conflict. It was applied to those who joined their Legions after the Dropsite Massacre and before the death of Warmaster Horus during the Siege of Terra.[1a]

sour hornet
storm jungle
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Lmao yeah that too but tbh there isnt much to know

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again just give them positives and negatives in equal measure and you're good

celest willow
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basically

storm jungle
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but close enough lol

sly ivy
sour hornet
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To be fair, the Sisterhood actually needs it.

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They are mortal, not genehanced, and are equipped less severely.

sly ivy
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They’re just better at the devotion and faith thing

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Insanely ridiculously intensely Christ-loving medieval nun moment

desert dust
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But they are resistant to a ton of bad chaos shit because the emperor gives them power. ||most of the time||

arctic talon
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but yeah marines could do it lol

sour hornet
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What about

arctic talon
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the mechanicus does it for tech thralls

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to get them to be slightly less useless

sour hornet
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Hypno indoctrination on steroids

arctic talon
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That also works

sly ivy
sour hornet
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I need marines to feed my task forces and I DONT care about their quality kebab

desert dust
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From what I understand you don't do that to space marines unless your out of time and need troops now

sly ivy
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Or do u mean sisters

sour hornet
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I am out of time and need marines now

arctic talon
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you can always feed them the dead bodies

sour hornet
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Brother, WHAT?

arctic talon
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the blood angels did that instead of flash imprinting their inductii

desert dust
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Space marines got enhanced brains so normal training is better

arctic talon
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Oh yeah the blood angels uh

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Duringthe heresy

sly ivy
arctic talon
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Would feed inductii the dead bodies of veterans, officers and other dead battle brothers

arctic talon
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So that they would take on the "person" that the dead person was

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More specifically the brain

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its this whole ritual

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that along with flash training and hypno indoctrination

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made higher quality then normal inductii

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though prone to bouts of extreme violence

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and insanity

sour hornet
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That's fine

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that's also fine

arctic talon
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This is in theory doable with any marine chapter

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but the BA had this whole tradition in place pre sanguinius and they had the overactive when you eat brain you see memory thing

sour hornet
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Blood angels are just freaks huh

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Jesus christ lmao

arctic talon
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well they were called the Undying ninth

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The Revenant Legion

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fresh blood was an optional part of their paint scheme

sly ivy
vagrant fox
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Revenant Legion was too pure for Sangy 🙏

spare osprey
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pre primarch legions were something

arctic talon
spare osprey
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dark angels almost wiped themselves out on multiple occasions before the lion came

arctic talon
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tbf the blood angels did revert to the whole

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eating their dead thing during the heresy

sacred bluff
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are there any pictures of terra before and after the siege

arctic talon
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and some chapters in modern 40k continue to do the whole ritualistic cannibalization thing

sour hornet
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So if I had three task forces with high mortality rates and needed a training regimen with shirt turnaround, I could use it?

sly ivy
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Based recycling ♻️

arctic talon
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yes

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the Revenant Legion and Blood angels had a chapel for it on their gloriana lol

arctic talon
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where they would exhume their dead from the onboard catacombs

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and you know

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dig in

sacred bluff
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do they eat brains or just flesh in general

sour hornet
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Don't use that fucking terminology

arctic talon
sour hornet
arctic talon
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The ritual was to drink the blood of the dead

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and consume their brains

sacred bluff
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would they gain their memories from only eating the brain or did that come from the blood and flesh too

arctic talon
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Unclear but the brains were the important part

sacred bluff
arctic talon
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if the dead body was missing the head

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they'd eat the entire body

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instead of just the brain + organs + blood

sacred bluff
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i read it on echoes of eternity and wonder which parts they needed to eat for memories

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almost finished

arctic talon
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Ah

sly ivy
arctic talon
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The blood angels pre sangunius also sometimes liked to uh

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indulge after a battle with the prisoners and dead bodies

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and have a "feast"

winter vessel
sour hornet
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💀 😭

winter vessel
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Is he wrong?

sly ivy
arctic talon
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anyways the blood angels were batshit insane pre sangunius

sour hornet
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Ill pass

arctic talon
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and their less favorable traits passed on to several of their sucessors lol

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the main BA chapter's creepy shit is mostly ritual exsanguination of the dead

sour hornet
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Lore grinding for backstory is easier than making a paint scheme ill tell you what

arctic talon
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Def

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Making a paint scheme + symbol for a faction is hard

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I hate it

winter vessel
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Their color scheme was just a blank grey right, the only “color” that complimented them was blood that just so happened to stain their armor

arctic talon
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Yeah it was just a blank metallic grey

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and red visor

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but the visor color was the standard from mars

vagrant fox
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Months on and I'm still stuck on colour scheme and symbol 😔

sly ivy
arctic talon
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What a scheme lol

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oh yeah fun fact

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this dude survived the Heresy

winter vessel
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WB got a glow up after the burning of Monarchia

arctic talon
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the Legionary depicted in this art

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though he was no longer in just the unpainted grey lol

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he was in actual red + he had grey armor bits

sour hornet
arctic talon
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Blood angels are fun because you can invent some really fucked up successor traditions if you want

vagrant fox
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I am quite fond of this symbol

winter vessel
arctic talon
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indicates a company iirc

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for 30k heraldry

sour hornet
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I think I got a paint scheme down, then I hit up Pinterest, and I'm like "fuck, that guy's paint scheme is way better than mine!"

sour hornet
arctic talon
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look, its fine if you are similar to someone else tbh

sour hornet
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it makes me want to start again and try harder KEKW_ogryn

winter vessel
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If you had to choose, what is the most underused primary color to be painted on a home brew?

sly ivy
arctic talon
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tbh

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I rarely see those

sly ivy
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Flesh

sour hornet
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Orange fucks, so I don't get it

sly ivy
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That’s a cool spoos maroon

vagrant fox
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Glancing at the homebrew wiki there's less in the purple, light green, orange, and brown yea

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Not so many in banana yellow either but more

arctic talon
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Banana yellow is occupied by fists tbh

vagrant fox
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The Funny boys Malevolent pull it off too to great success

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This one's pretty cool, beige boys at it

winter vessel
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On the topic of home brew as well, Think my favorite in terms of art is from TheGraffitiSoul and their Lords of Thunder. Obviously taking elements from Vietnam War Era aesthetic. But every time I see it I can hear the guitar riff from War Pigs by Black Sabbath

arctic talon
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Mandatory sucessor chapter with a leviathan

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This chapter was made in 8e

sour hornet
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What's a leviathan

vagrant fox
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I mostly like it, rice hat aside and some other things

winter vessel
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Trying to find the chapter sheet

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Wait here it is

arctic talon
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From the heresy

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It also was extremely good in 8e

sour hornet
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Its a little too tactical for my liking idk

winter vessel
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It’s apparently a “Luna wolves successor” chapter

arctic talon
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I’m just making a joke about this dudes sucessor chapter having it

arctic talon
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People love their traitor geneseed

sour hornet
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Oh I forgot

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does that actually matter?

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Should I pick one?

arctic talon
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not really

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it doesn't matter besides BA and SW geneseed causing problematic mutations or mental issues

vagrant fox
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Not unless you make it matter, but I don't think it should

arctic talon
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RG geneseed steals your melanin

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lol

vagrant fox
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Yeah it mostly expressees physically

sour hornet
winter vessel
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I do like how they have their own auxiliary units that share the chapter colors

arctic talon
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Tbh the funny thing is that it takes a while

vagrant fox
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Fists and successors don't get to spit acid but everyone forgets about that anyway

arctic talon
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the older you are

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the more likely you are to be slate white

winter vessel
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Has the spit ever been used in any SM story?

arctic talon
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Yeah

vagrant fox
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Yeah a few times

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Night Lords spat at a wall and made a big hole, blamed rats

sour hornet
arctic talon
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I wouldn't do hybrid but those are both unpopular picks which is fun

sly ivy
sly ivy
arctic talon
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though it usually has issues

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big issues

vagrant fox
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White Scars and Iron Hands geneseed have nothing wrong with them, at least nothing physically afaik

sour hornet
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Who's seed is used the most?

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Pause.

vagrant fox
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every other homebrew wiki is of traitor origin or chimeric it's wack

sly ivy
arctic talon
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then fists

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then dark angels

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White Scars are also a popular choice

vagrant fox
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UM is what 2/3rds or something officially

sour hornet
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Okay

sly ivy
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Do fists have low warp affinity

arctic talon
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Its 1/2

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Fists do not

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though UM geneseed is sort of a self fulfilling prophecy

sour hornet
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I might just leave it blank then or make something like WS or DA

arctic talon
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IH had very few sucessors

sour hornet
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Seems like something that doesn't really matter a whole lot unless youre from one of the freaky chapters

sour hornet
arctic talon
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I find them neat

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though their sucessor chapters vary from similar to them to being

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not at all alike

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as usual

vagrant fox
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It doesn't really matter, I just have the chapter I made be Ultramarines in official Imperial documentation and be something else entirely

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which i'll decide on in a decade

sly ivy
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Ok @arctic talon since u have opinions where is grey knight geneseed from really

sly ivy
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bruh doesn’t even have geneseed angymorrow

arctic talon
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he made it

sly ivy
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Did he use TS seed as base

storm jungle
arctic talon
outer wave
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What if you mixed geneseed from various chapters and even from grey knights?

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Fabius must've done something like that

sly ivy
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Fabius?

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Try Mr. B. Cawl

vagrant fox
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Epimetheus says it was made from Big E's stuff didn't he

sour hornet
# arctic talon not at all alike

I always find this so funny, like imagining a White Scar successor devoted to siege warfare, or a Raven Guard descendant that prefers close-range swordfights.

dapper gyro
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Made from? by? with? big E.

sour hornet
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I might just use that

vagrant fox
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It's been a while but I think he specifically mentions the Emperors DNA but who knows with these things

storm jungle
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making Successors that are almost nothing like their Founding Chapter/Parent Legion is one of my favorite tropes

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which we also got tons of canon examples of as well

sly ivy
# arctic talon Imo no

Ok so like doesn’t this cheapen the whole primarch project thing? The primarchs are supposed to be integral to creating and leading the marines.

vagrant fox
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Mortifactors are very funny Ultramarines successors. Worship the Emperor and call him the Ultimate Warrior, cannibals, specialization in night combat

arctic talon
dapper gyro
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Their official descendants are specialized in different kind of ambush, but their use of power/thunder claws with silent jump pack is their signature style.

sly ivy
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The emperor’s gift was really good

storm jungle
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Its not really worth it to think so deeply about GK imo

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their entire lore is "whatever sounds cool"

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like-

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they are literally titled the 666th Chapter

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and their aspirants go through 666 trials

dapper gyro
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Ew

sour hornet
winged jacinth
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the GK are like epic fanfiction OC space marines but in canon

sour hornet
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I already stole the beak look from them

winged jacinth
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beaky is such a peak helmet

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im glad they recognized people wanted the beaks

young pecan
storm jungle
sour hornet
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Its so peak

vagrant fox
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GK are so over the top they get a pass

sour hornet
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Im glad I can have primaris beaks, I would have just stayed firstborn otherwise

vagrant fox
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I hope there's proper MKIV helmets one day

hallow plover
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(Except draigo)

vagrant fox
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I'm not keen on Draigo, but whomst else would carve their name in Mortys heart but the single most special grey knight

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It's so goofy it's funny

nocturne crest
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So any bets what will be shown tomorrow?

storm jungle
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Draigo is just a mary sue people wank like most characters

storm jungle
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theres a lot of stuff lol

vagrant fox
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Bequin rewrite

hallow plover
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Who's the most marie sue? Draigo or Mephiston?

young pecan
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What exactly is going on tomorrow

vagrant fox
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Draigo is in the collection of 'too special' with Fabius, Cawl and some others

hallow plover
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GW showcase or something

languid meadow
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So full of eventd

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From the Warhammer stuff to tennocon

vagrant fox
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Personally for me Draigo is the bigger Gary Stu because I can't stop seeing Mephiston as a Shadow the Hedgehog character

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Tennocon tomorrow?

hallow plover
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That being said. Is there any good litterature concerning both of these men

sacred bluff
nocturne crest
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What would people hate more? Brothers of Battle or another new space marine lieutenant?

storm jungle
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he literally does anime bullshit

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like a fucking ZA WARUDO

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and feats that are like Malcador tier, its fucking ridiculously goofy

nocturne crest
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Isn't he the only one to beat the black rage?

storm jungle
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yeah which also adds more to that tally lol

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hes just that Special™

spare osprey
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and maybe new cata termies

nocturne crest
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Does he still have the red thirst or has he beaten that as well?

spare osprey
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since that leaked today

storm jungle
storm jungle
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gimme pics

spare osprey
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lemme snag em

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it's just the art depiction fair warning

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but we got new mk4

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new mk5

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and cata

storm jungle
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OOH wait

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the illustrations yea?

vagrant fox
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In this house Mephiston is a hero
Post Tony Soprano

spare osprey
storm jungle
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yeee

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i remember the stud ones got leaked a few months back

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because some dumbass GW guy was flipping pages lol

spare osprey
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here's cata

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which are WAY different than the current ones

storm jungle
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Yeah looks about the same as I remember lol

nocturne crest
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Honestly, I thought the studs were meant to be grenades when I was first learning about 40k.

storm jungle
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god I hate this new artstyle

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they legit look like toys

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even more than before lol

spare osprey
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it does look really cartoony

storm jungle
nocturne crest
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Personally, I blame the first NuWho episode with the dalek in.

storm jungle
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actually wait

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what are the studs on Daleks for?

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im sure they came up with some lore reason for it at this point lol

vagrant fox
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As ever, mkiv can't bend forward. Very Imperiumbrained design

nocturne crest
storm jungle
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LMAO

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what like dozens of them???

spare osprey
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wth

nocturne crest
dapper gyro
sour hornet
spare osprey
storm jungle
dapper gyro
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Nah, they can't.

storm jungle
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Nah, they cant

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more like

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nah they can

spare osprey
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cooked

storm jungle
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Daleks got like really dumb levels of tech

dapper gyro
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Normal firearms can make them blind...

storm jungle
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i dont think most people know this lmao

sour hornet
storm jungle
spare osprey
dapper gyro
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Though they have gun that put Necron to shame.

spare osprey
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the removal of the like dread legs and arms

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plays into this

storm jungle
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its the artstyle

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it lacks the brutal/dirty look of the black Books

dapper gyro
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Look too clean?

spare osprey
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM GW

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WHY

storm jungle
dapper gyro
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I think it is the same reason I don't like the Mk10 Tactical. Though, phobos and gravis are nice.

opaque coyote
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I

storm jungle
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Laati you dont see anything

nocturne crest
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Lmfao yeah like im not a Dr Who fan but having read some of the shit they do in lore is crazy

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mfers wipe our entire timelines from existence 💀

nocturne crest
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They also have their own version of servitors.

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Also any issue? Lol just phase out of time.

opaque coyote
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not really into dr who either i only know some like

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anecdotal knowledge tbh

arctic talon
storm jungle
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ive kinda like

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given up on 30k narrative/visual stuff since Bligh died

arctic talon
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It’s not like 40k art

spare osprey
storm jungle
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it legit took such a massive downturn

arctic talon
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Where it’s always been

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Very bright for those sorts of like

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Heraldry showcases

nocturne crest
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Brought Dravos back from the dead by driving an alternative version of him insane through merging time lines

arctic talon
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The 30k ones tended to have moodier lighting

spare osprey
opaque coyote
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They just have that

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G L I N T

arctic talon
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GW’s obsession with candy coating

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For 30k

dapper gyro
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It is car showcase clean.

arctic talon
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Will be their downfall

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Lol

spare osprey
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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I’m joking but they’ve made too many factions have candy coating schemes

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Imo

opaque coyote
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just like

arctic talon
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Why do UM

opaque coyote
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remove the bright circle

arctic talon
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Need candy coating blue

opaque coyote
#

it's okay

arctic talon
#

Like I don’t get it

spare osprey
arctic talon
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It’s not that I even dislike it

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But as the official scheme?

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Ehhhh

opaque coyote
nocturne crest
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I wonder say Daleks have Necron levels of technology, but non of the prettiness or ego that make necrons fight each other, except for rare circumstances.

opaque coyote
#

Just like how the Emperor isn't a god

arctic talon
#

Well candycoating is a painting style

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They also switched AL from normal metalic

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To candy coating

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which is ?????

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Like why

storm jungle
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every faction in 40k is on a little 3-wheel bike

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the moment they do something uppity GW pushes them off

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lol

opaque coyote
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maybe it's to appeal to people with adhd but it's not working clear-

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oh look a new thing

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maybe it's to like

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show how new they are in-lore

storm jungle
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ITS JUST A BAD ARTSTYLE

opaque coyote
#

assuming this is 30k

arctic talon
#

They aren’t

storm jungle
#

STOP THIS

arctic talon
#

Like that in lore color style wise

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Lol

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And yeah what Dilara says

opaque coyote
#

okay nvm it's just bad

arctic talon
#

It’s just bad compared to the black books

storm jungle
#

Legionaries kill this creature

arctic talon
#

We had peak smh

opaque coyote
#

AAAAA-

arctic talon
#

Cmon lol

arctic talon
#

I don’t get why it’s so bright

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Compared to the black books

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Or the libers

vagrant fox
#

I know what'll help, throw a tantrum about the woke and quit warhammers

arctic talon
#

Hell it’s less moody then the scheme showcases in 40k lol

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

My bones would make a greatv40k style shrine

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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Maybe making it looks a little more dull, it would be better.

vagrant fox
#

The colours seem too saturated or something, it's a bit off

arctic talon
#

For the new Liber stuff? I agree

storm jungle
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its a lack of battle-damage

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no dust, scratches, etc

#

also yeah just too bright/factory new

arctic talon
arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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Which is weird

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Because they’re so perfect looking lol

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It’s not like the 40k one where it’s some diagram meant for a hobbiest to copy lol

arctic talon
nocturne crest
#

Odd question but do explosive servo skulls exist?

dapper gyro
#

Even if it is factory new, a duller pallet would looks better. More grim dark and serious.

arctic talon
#

Like the colors are just wrong

#

Compared to every other depiction

storm jungle
#

they are usually given somewhat "above" jobs tho

nocturne crest
#

I wonder if anyone has tried to race SKULLS before.

storm jungle
#

Heres one in your case, a gheistskull

nocturne crest
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BRB, phone is weird.

storm jungle
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Gheistskulls are made from the skulls of deceased Imperial Navy Breachers and carry compact explosives. They accompany Breacher teams, during boarding attacks.

nocturne crest
#

Back and that's neat.

spare osprey
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Servitors and servo skulls are so goofy

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I love them

sacred ginkgo
#

Imperial goals

young pecan
#

So if psykers could smoke souls, do you think they would puff puff pass the Blunts

gaunt lily
opaque coyote
#

@arctic talon

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Apparently this is a growing fringe... "Thing" in China

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That western civilizations just did not exist?

arctic talon
#

Lol

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I could see it

opaque coyote
#

Ancient Greece doesn't exist, along with Arisotle

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The origins of humans were in Hunan China

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There was no European history before the 15th century

#

...

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Yeah it's uh

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It shows that somehow the USA's anti-intellectual bullshit passed down to China

#

Again

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It's like a constant ping pong ball

opaque coyote
#

Following their logic, China got fucking beaten by a civilization that's only 3 centuries old

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And forced the "unequal treaties"

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💀

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Imagine claiming to be a supremacist of a 5000 year old civilization that got bullied by a civilization that popped into existence 200 years prior.

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This also implies that Chinese were secretly black this whole time

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All I can say is

Schrodinger's Box

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More like

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Schrodinger's Europe

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It's got the same vibes as when the Germans tried to convince the Japanese that the world was being run by a secret Jewish cabal. The Japanese were like "Wait? Really? Those guys sound crazy powerful, we should be trying to ally with them. Why would you try and attack them if they run the world? That just sounds foolish."

celest cedar
humble shoal
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Big head yakub

celest cedar
#

praise Yakub 🙏

humble shoal
#

Malcolm X was killed because he found out the truth of yakub

celest cedar
#

thank you for creating white people

opaque coyote
#

Don't need to be convinced for that

humble shoal
#

Reminder that korea has the longest unbroken history of slavery

opaque coyote
#

I find it funny on some level that the Axis powers were more like

The Three Stooges in terms of teamwork

humble shoal
#

Go korea

opaque coyote
#

Like they just didn't work together at all

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Despite the Allies also fighting each other on some occasion. They at least held their shit together long enough until after the war was over

celest cedar
opaque coyote
#

I also am a hobbyist of like

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North Korea shit

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I have no idea why

humble shoal
opaque coyote
#

But I like researching about it

opaque coyote
humble shoal
#

Like how Kim il Sung had 18 hole in ones in his first game of golf

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And invented the burrito

opaque coyote
#

Mainly about their history and art.

humble shoal
#

And did not have to urinate or defecate

opaque coyote
#

North Korean movies are uh

#

Insane

humble shoal
opaque coyote
#

Like they're mostly boring

#

And then suddenly you get ""American"" soldiers shooting down people in the street

humble shoal
#

Yeah

opaque coyote
#

Including Orphans

#

Specifically Orphans

humble shoal
#

That is funny

celest cedar
opaque coyote
#

There are some movies and shows that are actually interesting to watch beyond just "DPRK crazy"

celest cedar
#

then proceeds calling them honorary Aryans

humble shoal
#

Chinese fight club ends with tyler durden getting arrested before project mayhem happens and he gets mental health counseling

opaque coyote
#

Like that's basically what happens

#

They all get arrested

#

It's like a paragraph long

humble shoal
opaque coyote
#

Definitely unintentional but still finny

opaque coyote
humble shoal
#

Its great

opaque coyote
#

I've seen the Chinese version of Fight Club

#

It is funny as shit

humble shoal
#

10/10

opaque coyote
#

But it is even funnier because like

#

That is literally just the book's ending

humble shoal
#

Yeah

#

Bonus: english dub of shaolin soccer

#

Is better than the sub

opaque coyote
#

Which tbf

#

It is

humble shoal
#

Yeah

opaque coyote
#

I like it when an adaptation makes a better change and the author is like

#

"This shit fucking rocks bro"

humble shoal
#

So the opposite of neil gaimon

opaque coyote
#

Alan Moore, ignoring his insanity, basically hates most of his adaptations of his comics

#

...and to be fair

#

Yeah

#

Yeah most of them are worse

humble shoal
#

Yeah

#

I liked watchmen

opaque coyote
#

But he actually liked one adaptation. Enough to even allow himself to be in the credits. It's from the Justice League Unlimited

#

Cartoon

humble shoal
#

V for Vendetta is a great movie

opaque coyote
humble shoal
#

Especially because it predicted middle eastern conflicts up to iran

opaque coyote
#

Yeah the cartoon is better

#

The original comic was weirdly political

#

The episode is objectively better because it doesn't go into the weird political commentary

#

And focuses on superman's emotions

humble shoal
#

And fallout from that

opaque coyote
humble shoal
#

Question 10/10

opaque coyote
#

Like tbh I have a few problems with the Justice Lords.

Mainly the lack of detail with how Superman just decided to

#

Turn evil?

#

Like I don't need an entire monologue but I feel like it doesn't give enough of a good reason to have him morally devolve

humble shoal
#

You mean cuz flash gets merced

#

By a dude who superman has let live a ton of times

#

Who also conned his way into the presidency

opaque coyote
#

Be

#

Well

humble shoal
#

Evil?

opaque coyote
#

The thing that turns him into a dictator

humble shoal
#

Probably because superman is one bad day from becoming world dictator

opaque coyote
#

This is a controversial take but honestly

Injustice did Superman's turn into becoming a dictator better.

humble shoal
#

The only reason he is a good guy is because he doesnt have to struggle with it.

opaque coyote
#

Like I think Justice Lords overall is better than Injustice

humble shoal
#

At least in JLA

opaque coyote
#

But

#

I feel like Injustice Supes had a better reason for turning evil compared to Justice Lords

humble shoal
#

True

#

Then the fallout of the president luther arc

opaque coyote
#

There are still some flaws.

Like I hate it when they say that "Lois is the only thing keeping Superman sane"

humble shoal
opaque coyote
humble shoal
#

Yeah

opaque coyote
#

"President? Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be president?"

#

...

#

Don't worry Lex. Just do the same thing as Donald did

#

Jokes aside, that is still such a good line.

#

Because yeah, Presidents still have stuff like Courts and the people to "satisfy"

#

Lex doesn't want that

#

He wants more

#

He wants so

#

So

#

Much more

opaque coyote
#

For me

#

Like whenever I read a comic

#

It's Kevin Conroy as Batman.

George Newburn as Superman.

#

Etc.

humble shoal
#

Mark hamill as joker

opaque coyote
#

Yeah George got his start in Justice League and voices Superman for a lot of other shit too

#

Including Injustice

#

And I have to admit. Justice Lords and Injustice shows that he can be intimidating

#

He is honestly underrated because

#

He makes such a good superman

opaque coyote
#

Hamill is the first one though

humble shoal
#

I like romero

opaque coyote
#

It's less "hyper" compared to Hamill's

#

Slower and intimidating

#

Less "loud performance clown" and more somebody making sarcastic remarks and jokes in a bar. Leaning less into the clown, and more into the general comedian.

#

Also he voices Jake the Dog

#

You can hear it in the beginning of his laughs

#

Basically a weird in-between with Heath and Mark

dreamy totem
#

Working on something. How many gaurd soldiers would it take to take on a korne bloodletter. Assuming that the guardsmen aren’t immediately in melee combat.

winter vessel
opaque coyote
#

Lasguns?

dreamy totem
#

Yes

opaque coyote
#

Does one have a plasma?

dreamy totem
#

That or some other heavy weapon

#

Flamer

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Heavy Stubber

#

Ect

opaque coyote
#

Still wouldn't try that tho

dreamy totem
#

How many you think

#

?

#

It would take

winter vessel
#

Platoon size maybe. 25-30

#

If they’re smart

dreamy totem
opaque coyote
# dreamy totem How many you think

Probably around... 9 people up close in ideal circumstances.

Probably around 20 realistically though.

But if it's still farther away to shoot desperately towards it. Probably 3-4 pumping lasers into it while praying

#

If they have like

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A plasma gun or something technically only one if they get good shots

#

But that's also hard to do in the heat of combat

opaque coyote
#

They're just

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Fucked

winter vessel
#

Yeah, there ain’t a chance

opaque coyote
#

Unless if they have the legendary Emperor grade plot armor

dreamy totem
#

I’ll just do some nurglings then

opaque coyote
#

They explode when they die

#

And they can get infected and die if they're in the blast zone

#

But it shouldn't be too much of a problem

#

Also Nurglings are like the size of like

#

A 5 year old child. With them generally being as big as like

Half a space Marine's leg.

#

And just about as infectious as one too

winter vessel
#

There was some old lore on how nurglings were made. The bizarre type

opaque coyote
#

Also Nurglings are also kinda cute.

If I was a plague Marine I would definitely have some following me around

winter vessel
opaque coyote
#

And don't forget the most famous Nurgling of them all.

You know him.

You've seen him.

The Sassy Nurgling

winter vessel
#

Classic

opaque coyote
#

CHAOS FILTH

sacred ginkgo
#

Who's base is that one on

winter vessel
opaque coyote
sacred ginkgo
#

Forgot my boy Typhus doesn't have a base nurgling

#

I should fix that

opaque coyote
#

I love how they have a taunt key

sacred ginkgo
#

Its cool until Screamers

opaque coyote
#

Personally the only thing I am disappointed about is that no enemies react to it.

sacred ginkgo
#

Then you go hide in a hallway or crate and heavy bolter them until they fuck off

opaque coyote
#

The level design kinda fucking sucks

#

"EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME."

sacred ginkgo
#

I heart the under bridge area

opaque coyote
#

I also didn't like that one Chaos Bridge puzzle.

Hated that shit

sacred ginkgo
#

So much fun fighting on railless walkways

opaque coyote
#

God dammit Tzeentch

#

Why

#

Why would you do this

#

...

sacred ginkgo
#

Also the uhh

opaque coyote
#

Oh wait he doesn't know. Or does he?

sacred ginkgo
#

"Fuck you take damage until you realize what's happening" attack Keepers have

opaque coyote
#

I find that a problem is that

#

There's not enough of a reaction to damage

#

Like yeah I get it, stoic space marine

#

But like sometimes I don't realize that I'm literally about to die until like 10 seconds later

#

Doom at least had like panting and shit

#

And also the classic head

#

...

#

Actually why didn't they have the classic head thing

#

It would've been cool to see Caedo's helmet become more and more broken

#

If fucking Chex Quest has it

#

So can Boltgun

opaque coyote
#

But I wish we got more melee weapons

#

In Boltgun

#

Like we only got the chainsword and it's kinda ass. I think we got one from Temu I swear.

#

I wish we had shit like a Thunder Hammer

#

Also the weird... armor class penetration system

#

I get that it's supposed to reflect the tabletop

#

But like

#

It just exists

sharp pollen
#

this game is fucking bullshit

#

(rogue trader)

#

not only ||ulfar cant appear in the main area of the battle, the boss can put itselt near him and i cant reach it to hit or do something to it||

#

||wait, after the battle you can open second passage to this area KEKW_ogryn why? just why doing this???||

#

||thank god at least Abelar is op af and i managed to deal like 80% of damage to the boss in his one turn||

plush mason
sharp pollen
#

can a spacemarine be a rogue trader?

humble shoal
sharp pollen
#

even if he's the only successor?

humble shoal
#

House probably dies

#

Space marines dont really keep their names

#

Like ulfar, do you really think that was his name before he became a wolf

sharp pollen
#

it might be in administratum somewhere

humble shoal
lament shoal
#

Don't some marines in the deathwatch incorporate necron tech into their weaponry? I remember hearing that somewhere

arctic talon
#

Xeno phaseblades

queen laurel
#

Phaseblades

storm jungle
languid meadow
#

I forgot to post this earlier today and now it's late but I'm gonna do it anyway before I pass out

#

The Hakkapelitta

#

Some Finnish cav in trench crusade

#

We got some lore and art for them

storm jungle
#

I require constant new Trench Crusade lore please thank you 🗣️

languid meadow
#

The Finn's use heretical weapons looted from their dead since they don't have access to the heavy industry of the other faithful nations

#

Path of the beast mentioned 🗣️🔥🔥

#

Also a puzzle has been going on in their discord/website and it points to the church of metamorphosis

#

Can't wait

celest cedar
#

the inclusion of the renault ft tank is a great addition to the piece too

tough haven
sly ivy
#

Sensible. Armadillo shares the last common ancestor of all earthly life. It is kin. Unlike the filthy alien.

lofty mason
#

Would you say the Inquisition, the powerful and all knowing, is competent or incompetent as a whole?

sharp pollen
#

is real world KGB or FBR competent or incompetent as a whole?

queen laurel
#

some inquisitors are really good

#

some are

#

well

#

very stupid

golden imp
#

Is it stupidity or pride?

#

“I’m a member of the inquisition, nothing can harm me”

raven stone
#

Both are possible

#

Some are stupid and proud

#

Some are humble but stupid

#

Some are humble and stupid

#

(IIRC there was a minor Ordo Malleus agent who managed to drink himself drunk too deep into his supposed-to-be-fake drunkard persona)

sly ivy
#

… there seems to be a lack of reading comprehension here the q was literally “as a whole.”

So I’m gonna go out on a limb @lofty mason and say yes, on a whole in general they are quite competent.

#

The question took as a given that some parts of the inq are competent and some are incompetent, and that the request is for a subjective evaluation of a fictional galaxy-wide organization

But people are still like “well hurr durr some are good some are bad” smdh

#

Completely useless response. As is “it’s unknowable” of course it is it doesn’t exist.

#

So yes. In universe, quite competent all considered.

#

These are mortals who go up against gods and aliens and often win, or at least accomplish objectives.

They’re canonically put through the most rigorous selection process short of like Custodes or Grey Knights.

#

(Accepting that regular Astartes selection is heavily canted toward physical prowess)

#

If we go by book references, obviously someone could do an llm-aided quant analysis, but I would bet that the combined mentions of distant-to-proximal inquisition successes, achievements, derived intelligence etc. far outweighs mentions of failures, as does direct narrative representation thereof. Some big caveats obv: first, in universe, inq failures would be covered up. Second, rarely is the inquisition neutral and competent in a book like the aeronautica or the navy. It’s often either the protagonist or some kind of secondary antagonist.

#

Third, you have to balance evaluations of success against the fact that the inquisition takes on the absolute hardest difficulty tier missions almost exclusively.

#

Lastly you have to ask what competence means in an Imperial context. Relative to other imperial organizations? Maybe that works. I’d imagine the Custodes have an extremely low failure rate, although um their one big failure was uh

Maybe the metric is per-capita-balanced effect on p(human survival) long term. That’s prob quite large.

#

Not the p itself — the effect.

#

… hopefully this serves to mitigate previous “HURR SOME GOOD SOME BAD DEPEND ON AUTHOR” responses. Like no shit. Uninteresting.

winged jacinth
#

The inquisition as an organization is borderline nonexistant, acting more like a loose network of independent inquisitors and groups lead by local lord inquisitors

#

Even when theres a tribunal they just get senior inquisitors from the local area

sly ivy
winged jacinth
#

They really don't have some level of standardization

sly ivy
#

I could equally ask “what’s general public opinion on x” and could get as a response a Gallup poll, which I would argue is useful

winged jacinth
#

Some are zealots who hang out with monks and death cultists
Some hang out with aliens
Some summon daemons

sly ivy
#

But you could always say “well noooooo each person has an independent mind so how does that tell you anything”

winged jacinth
#

I have never heard of an inquisitor actually answering to the ordos on terra

sly ivy
#

Or better like “what’s public opinion among people who do jobs involving sanctioned use of guns”

#

It can be vague but there are enough commonalities that inq can be taken as a population

winged jacinth
#

I don't know what to tell you dude they're not space marines

sly ivy
#

Idk why people always get lost in the weeds when asked to generalize. It is possible to attempt to generalize.

#

Even across large and diverse groups.

winged jacinth
#

They come from lineages of teachers and are hugely factionalized even within an ordo

sly ivy
#

Yes the same is true for say chemists, or Democrats in the US, or carpenters

#

Or people with children in the world

#

But data from those groups are still interesting and can be collected.

#

Your answer is typical of a set of answers that fails to address a question explicitly about generalizing.

winged jacinth
#

Well "how competent are [ ] as a whole" is a meaningless subjective question for all those groups too

sly ivy
#

No it’s not. Not if you develop a definition of competence.

winged jacinth
#

What do you even mean by competency

sly ivy
#

See above smdh

winged jacinth
#

The imperial interior isnt swamped by aliens and daemons, i would say that's the only bar for "inquisitorial competency"

sly ivy
#

It’s still an interesting question.

You can absolutely ask that q about the people I listed. Again depending.

winged jacinth
#

The job is being completed

sly ivy
#

With this kind of mushy rhetoric it would be impossible to try to know anything about anything.

winged jacinth
#

Try and answer your own question for one of your groups

#

See if you can make yourself happy

#

"All chemists" is probably the closest group

sly ivy
#

I absolutely could.

Have Democrats been % wise in the last century successful or unsuccessful in presidential campaigns by years in office? What about aggregate senatorial or mayoral campaigns? These are answerable.

#

What is the retraction rate of chemistry papers vs other disciplines?

#

These aren’t the only criteria

#

But data about them tell you something.

#

Do people with children declare bankruptcy / go on welfare or the equivalent at a higher or lower rate than the rest of the population?

#

These are just off the top of my head.

#

How often do carpenters get sued for botched jobs vs electricians etc.?

#

These qs all have issues because information is complex. But they tell you something.

#

The “noooo you can’t generalize because these things are too different” is an intellectual failure mode.

winged jacinth
#

Complete goalpost shift to survey results

sly ivy
#

Usually answers to general qs end up being “they’re competent in that x, but y, and taking into account z; but incompetent in a, but b, taking into account c; and in my opinion x outweighs a.”

#

You’re not gonna win this one bruh

winged jacinth
#

Unfortunately, we cannot survey inquisitors or imperials because they are not real

sly ivy
#

It’s asking for speculation which is fine.

winged jacinth
#

Oh well here's the speculation

#

The inner imperium isnt constantly on fire the inquisition is probably pretty competent

sly ivy
#

I was addressing your assertion that it’s useless to compare things that are really different even if they do have some vague unifying feature.

I agree with that!

#

I think it’s a good criterion.

#

The details like who knows

winged jacinth
#

We really don't get a window into the 40k world anywhere that doesn't have Big Problems happening

sly ivy
#

What’s the effect size of the inq on that outcome in an absolute and per capita sense who knows

winged jacinth
#

And generally in big problems town the inquisition has been incompetent unless the main character is an inquisitor

sly ivy
#

But one gets the “feeling” it’s not insignificant, even from books like Gaunt’s Ghosts where we often get inquisitorial interference and kind of peepee poopoo inquisitors

winged jacinth
#

So... depends on the story KEKW_ogryn

#

Inquisitors suck at their jobs unless they're offscreen or a leading character

sly ivy
#

But also in universe that would be covered up

winged jacinth
#

Also a bunch of them are evil so how does that balance out on competency? Who knows