#40k-lore-chat

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digital glacier
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The Siankong war I think it’s called

sly ivy
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Lmao “what’s the most obscure place our made up war could be / what region is our lowest market %”

storm jungle
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^

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But nah hes a afgan vet in most portrayals

digital glacier
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I think they wanted to keep the old Jungle fighter aspect

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American wars in the middle East were pretty much are pretty much too distant for the kind of visceral close quarter violence evocative of the Vietnam war

digital glacier
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They may not be paying for 'em but eh

storm jungle
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the Punisher show displays it pretty well

dapper gyro
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This is the problem when they don't want to kill or never ends a series.

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Like Fury, depending on version, but most are from WW2 or Vietnam.

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They have to shake his the guy back story so much for him to stay as a war Vet.

plush mason
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a veteran with brain damage yes

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its why he cant feel pain

digital glacier
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We know Frank can't feel pain, dunno where it comes from

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Perhaps it is just an innate ability

plush mason
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iirc its the result of a brain injury in the war

digital glacier
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Some people just have much higher pain thresholds

digital glacier
plush mason
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basically left his brain unable to process the signals from his pain receptors

opaque coyote
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To be honest, I think Invincible himself would probably be the closest to what Superman would be IRL.

Except without all the beat downs

digital glacier
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Didn't know they actually gave a reason, just knew that it was just a thing Punisher had

opaque coyote
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If there is one change I fully appreciate, it's that the Boys show basically separated Homelander from Supes immediately

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Superman got a stable childhood.

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Homelander uh

plush mason
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iirc he was also involved in the super soldier testing so that might also have something to do with it

opaque coyote
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didn't to say the least

storm jungle
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Marvel just like DC is riddled with alternate versions of characters

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theres really no "base" version

plush mason
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true

digital glacier
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Yup

dapper gyro
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Punisher plot armour is almost as thick as batman.

opaque coyote
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his

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memory

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or something

digital glacier
opaque coyote
digital glacier
plush mason
opaque coyote
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I love a rich man beating up poor people (tm)

||Ignore the fact that every tv show and comic basically has Bruce and Batman both try to help Gotham||

dapper gyro
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DC/Marvel you have to analyse the character from their universe, and not a blanket character.

digital glacier
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Batman would actually defeat the Chaos Gods if he ever landed in 40K

opaque coyote
# storm jungle ^

His true superpower.

"How did you survive getting shot"

"PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION."

plush mason
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all of his kit is ether taken from the black market or stolen right from the hands of the criminals he kills

opaque coyote
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"Bruce you're 45"

storm jungle
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almost half the other pages is him getting meds and doing surgery on himself

opaque coyote
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Not suggested.

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But just like how throwing 100 punches towards some random enemy is neat

dapper gyro
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Batman physical armour is as strong as ceramite, but light enough that he can jump and do acrobatic with. His heavy armour makes Custodes auramite dreadnought looks line it is made of paper.

opaque coyote
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So is seeing our grizzled war veteran doing surgery on himself

digital glacier
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I guess it's similar to how Batman in the Arkham Game series magically didn't kill the random goon that he threw 100 punches towards Ran over in his batmobile at full speed and shot at with a massive mounted canon

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FTFY

opaque coyote
digital glacier
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Batman would defeat the Orks, the Necrons and the 'Nids if he had enough preptime

opaque coyote
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Also it's implied that he actually lightens his armor during the Arkham games

digital glacier
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And would also outmatch Tzeentch

green loom
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Didn't know Abnett wrote the comics for Resistance

opaque coyote
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Origins had him in basically full fucking armor while later on he gets lighter

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it's pretty interesting

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It's like how some special forces end up taking off some of their armor to move faster and be less tired.

digital glacier
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Origins is a bit different than the others because it wasn't made by Rocksteady

dapper gyro
digital glacier
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But I really liked it actually

digital glacier
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Better than Knight

dapper gyro
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Logic? Never hear of that before.

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
digital glacier
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Origins went with a more cartoonish exaggerated style, hence why Batman's armor is so bulky

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
opaque coyote
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His armor being bulky is explained away as him being new

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(ish)

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As he got more experienced, he wanted more speed and the ability to be less tired.

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Also as an interesting anecdote.

I always kinda wanted to make a version of Batman that starts off being closer to the punisher.

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And by that I mean killing criminals

dapper gyro
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That's the OG Batman...

opaque coyote
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But similar to how Batman evolved comic wise

dapper gyro
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The earliest version of Batman had him shooting criminal.

opaque coyote
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I was thinking of him slowly adapting his no kill rule

dapper gyro
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To be fair, it is a mercy to them.

digital glacier
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Gordon wouldn't want to work with that Batman

dapper gyro
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Better than being left crippled and have to pay for medical.

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In Gotham city!!!

opaque coyote
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part

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Going from a violent vigilante to the one we know so that it feels more

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rewarding

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Like he's grown

opaque coyote
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the cheapest rent ever

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Also Bruce Wayne basically pays for a lot of shit

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It's fiction so he's usually a Billionaire that actually tries to help people

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Which is... honestly the most unbelievable part of Batman

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Not the bat suit or his gadgets

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The fact that he's a billionaire and actually trying to help people

digital glacier
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Could work as a different take, I do like the idea of the trauma of losing his parents in that way causing him to have a strong aversion to killing of the start and how he struggles with it

opaque coyote
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For Batman in general, the reason why he doesn't kill.

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His parents fucking died

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He just can't do it.

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It's not his fault that the courts are absolutely awful and refuse to give the death penalty to the fucking Joker.

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An interesting short story would be a cop basically shooting the Joker

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Like Batman gives him to the police

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The joker pisses off a cop due to the cop losing family from him

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Cop shoots the Joker in the head, makes sure to double tap.

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Consequences ensue

digital glacier
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I propose Harvey Dent as a suitable replacement!

plush mason
opaque coyote
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Apparently Gotham is the second most dangerous city

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...

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What the fuck is the first?

plush mason
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lmao

opaque coyote
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In Arkham Origins, you find a newspaper stating that Gotham is rated as the second most dangerous city

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Second

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Second.

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What could possibly be worse?

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I guess metropolis?

languid meadow
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Since superman is there and all the big bads wanna pick a fight with him

opaque coyote
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All of Batman's villains are fairly mortal

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Superman goes against people who can destroy planets

digital glacier
languid meadow
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both the best and worst place to live since lex unironically makes the city pretty good even if it's for the goal of shitting on superman

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Oh yeah Bludhaven

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I forgot it existed

opaque coyote
digital glacier
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So do most fans

opaque coyote
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I keep forgetting about Bludhaven

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Not Dick though

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Thanks Dick

digital glacier
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And Editors

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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I forgot who's Nightwings like worst villain

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I know they're mega fucked up

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gotta find it

digital glacier
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Joker's Daughter?

opaque coyote
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Also I like Deathstroke's design and concept

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...

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I don't like his actual character

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Mainly because he uh

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likes them young.

languid meadow
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Heartless

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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iirc

digital glacier
languid meadow
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fraudstroke

opaque coyote
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Terra isn't even the 10th worst thing Slades done.

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Which is

languid meadow
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it's always so hilarious that deathstrokes whole thing is beefing with a team of kids lmao

digital glacier
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I never liked Deathstroke, even in the show

opaque coyote
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funny and horrific

opaque coyote
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Also the fact that even in the show he clearly still has some uh

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tendencies

digital glacier
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Ah

opaque coyote
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Just much more subtle

digital glacier
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Don't remember that to be honest

opaque coyote
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Still fucking creepy as shit though

opaque coyote
digital glacier
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Other than the obssession with Dick, no pun intended

opaque coyote
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He basically groomed Robin.

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In the non-sexual way but still.

digital glacier
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It's been so long, but I don't remember why, or how, he gets Robin to become that Skull X character

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Or whatever the name is

opaque coyote
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Basically Robin got the same tendencies from his mentor

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the severe paranoia

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So he basically went undercover as a villain.

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Like he literally murders people for money. He isn't a good person.

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A worthless pathetic creep

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I like the idea, I just wish that he didn't groom minors.

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It's case of how we hate jerks more than people who are pure evil in fiction

digital glacier
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Oh, it's not even that, I just don't find him interesting as a character, I much prefer either Deadpool or Deadshot

opaque coyote
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I don't really like Deadpool that much

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Tbf he is fun when he has a good writer

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but god is it easy to make him annoying in a bad way

digital glacier
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The character did run his course, hasn't he?

opaque coyote
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As for Deadshot.

Yeah he's more of the classic more sympathetic mercenary

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I like him.

opaque coyote
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Just to beef with a bunch of teenagers

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Also the one scene where he gets his mask ripped away and just shows that his face is a skull

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It's neat

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anyways teto go

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young pecan
fair chasm
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VSync

sacred ginkgo
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Vsync is an always on for me

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My monitor has terrible screen tearing issues with games that don't have it

forest moat
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Need grapplehawk for arbitratior

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Just imagine the hawks and dogs

tough haven
plush mason
plush mason
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impressive as hell if it is

tough haven
crystal forum
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it does look good

young pecan
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How accurate is it that individual guardsmen usually only survive one battle if at all?

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Assuming they're all successful battles or at least successful retreats, that sounds silly

green loom
young pecan
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Yeah Idk though, the thought just seems silly that there would be no actual hardened veterans serving at least four or five battles

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At least how the average 40k fan drums it up to be like that

digital glacier
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Don't fall for GW's exaggerations, the setting would collapse ten times over if you did

crystal forum
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you can assume veterans of just 1 battle have much better odds

green loom
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Survival rates for apocalyptic nightmare battles tend to just be bad

tough haven
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I’m sure a few scurry away

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But how likely is it they aren’t executed or escape the planet/warzone

digital glacier
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I think it comes from the novel called Fifteen Hours, which was the average life expentency for conscripts joining a particularly nasty war against Orks

crystal forum
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there are literally trillions of people on some planets

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human lives are extremely cheap in 40k

young pecan
digital glacier
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The fanbase being what it is, people started believing that Fifteen Hours was the average life expectancy for the entire Imperial Guard

crystal forum
young pecan
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The grimdarkness is fun, the overexaggeration of the fandom is not

crystal forum
tough haven
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Or that 15 hours+ makes you count as a “veteran”

digital glacier
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Yeah, it's the average

tough haven
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I’ll have to pull out the codex again to find it

crystal forum
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the idea with guardsmen is that the people who manage to survive are the ones getting promoted. that means sergeants have much better odds of not dying in a battle than the average guard

young pecan
crystal forum
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well this is 40k so the more a person survives the harder they are to kill

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so you'll probably find some high ranking guard who's like 80% augment from battle damage

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and he'll be 120 years old

young pecan
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I was going to ask what sense you mean by that but that makes sense

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Augmentation alone makes your odds a lot better

crystal forum
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just look at the catachan guy with the winter soldier arm

crystal forum
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the veteran in darktide kicks major ass because he has a ton of experience

young pecan
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I figure the inquisitors thing is just because they have much better training, much better equipment, and a retinue with rosette clout

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and author favoritism syndrome

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But truedge

opaque coyote
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And only 20% of soviet's born in 1923 survived WW2

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So I can imagine battles in the Imperium where the lifespan is like 15 hours

young pecan
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I can not imagine how horrific the world war trenches were man

opaque coyote
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But definitely not every battle

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That's for sure

opaque coyote
crystal forum
opaque coyote
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If I didn't die immediately from a sniper

crystal forum
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novice inquisitors can die pretty easily

opaque coyote
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Or something

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I don't even know how WW1 veterans even coped.

Especially since VA was even worse than now

digital glacier
opaque coyote
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And by worse I mean nearly non-existent

opaque coyote
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Usually

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Anyways

crystal forum
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they used to fire full sized rifle cartidges man that would blow a chunk of your body off

opaque coyote
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Also I think most deaths were from infections

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Like a majority of soldiers died not from shells or bullets.

But from catching Dysentery

digital glacier
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Yes, before modern medicine was standardised, disease was often the biggest killer in war

crystal forum
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WW1 is the cusp before germ theory

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penicillin was discovered just a decade later

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but at least they sorta understood how to sanitize

opaque coyote
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Honestly makes me wonder

Since the Imperium borrows much from like older eras.

Along with the fact that super Nurgle diseases exist. I'd imagine it would be similar

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They do understand germ theory and have medical technology that is beyond ours. But there's not much you can do against one of Nurgle's diseases

crystal forum
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magic diseases dont follow laws of physics so ye

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get a shaman to cure you instead

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or whatever the name for a healing psyker is

opaque coyote
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Also different planets probably have different germs

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Some alien disease is gonna species jump

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To humans

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Considering a lot of shit is just

Turned up to the extreme

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I can imagine being like

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"Poor guy died of a super cold."

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"Is... Isn't that just a cold?"

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"nah, it's super"

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Oh wait it isn't Imperium enough

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Uhh

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Extremus Frigus

young pecan
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||But I also don't feel bad for him because he fucked everything up||

winter vessel
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Just got off of work. The last guest I rang up at the register was a mother and her ten year old daughter. They were purchasing this. I asked em “who is it for” and the little girl replied “my best friend, he’s turning 11”

young pecan
languid meadow
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damn GW is spawn camping now

dapper gyro
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I hope that the girl can look for a good job in the future to support her best friend.

winter vessel
late osprey
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well yeah

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but like

untold vale
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I've heard in lore the officers in charge of ogryns often give them stickers as rewards, is that true?

lament shoal
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Also in Darktide, the bully Ogryn mentions being awarded a medal by one of his commanding officers and subsequently eating it lmao

untold vale
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The ogryn I chose stated he dont like medals bc he can't eat them lol

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They seem to be quite food motivated

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Also! What does the term abhuman mean?

arctic talon
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You roll dice to kill stuff

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And for stuff to kill you

winter vessel
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I’m surprised we have these in stock

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But I’ve only seen the necron version at a bookstore in my neighborhood

green loom
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In quotations because they're still violently suppressed and hated

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But useful and thus used

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Wtf

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Auto correct switched mutant to migrant

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Lmao

untold vale
untold vale
green loom
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Still acceptably within the bounds of "human", but different enough to still be kinda viewed as less

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Not outright lynch worthy (dependant on imperial)

nocturne crest
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Dumb question, but can the arbites arrest the crew of titans if they have fucked up the tithe?

young pecan
outer wave
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Might get complicated

arctic talon
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It would not end well

nocturne crest
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They got the titan killer tank ready to go in the back.

arctic talon
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It would not go well for political reasons

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Beyond just the logistics

naive cliff
arctic talon
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^

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You piss off the mechanicus

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You can say goodbye to a lot of things

nocturne crest
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Ah.

arctic talon
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Ammo, gone, armor, gone, repairs, gone

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Princeps and moderatii are by far one of the most valuable things to the mechanicus

queen laurel
# nocturne crest Ah.

Also if it has gotten to the point where they need to deploy a Titan to win that I'm pretty sure the police force would understand that it's better than nothing left completely

outer wave
arctic talon
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The princeps is more valuable then the titan itself

young pecan
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If the broader Imperium, who call ANY deviation in emperor worship down to even local variations heresy, can tolerate and even happily cooperate with metal fanatics who misname him, that should speak to how important the Mechanicus is to them

arctic talon
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The planet basically devolves into anarchy

outer wave
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Ooof

naive cliff
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I don’t know that the Mechanicus are even subject to the same tithe as the rest of the imperium

arctic talon
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They are not

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They have their own separate system

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Which is manufacturing grade

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Forgeworlds technically are Adepta Non for tithes

crystal forum
young pecan
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Forgeworlds don't pay taxes?

arctic talon
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They do

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They just pay diffrent taxes

young pecan
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Oh, huh

arctic talon
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Forgeworlds pay taxes entirely in material output

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They do not contribute manpower aside from psykers

young pecan
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That makes sense

queen laurel
arctic talon
young pecan
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Servitorization is probably a common material output for many

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Not solely of course

arctic talon
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But the forgeworlds do not pay the tithe in a traditional sense

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Which is always funny to see forgeworlds classified as “no tithe to pay”

queen laurel
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are WAY more common

arctic talon
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One morbillion lasguns

young pecan
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Yeah, but it'd still be up there no?

arctic talon
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Unlikely

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Like they’d be a part of the output

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But prison worlds and other places

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Can pump out quite a few more

crystal forum
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actually wait is it in darktide

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i think it's in one of the origin planets

arctic talon
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Is it the industrial world?

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Weird

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Wait nvm

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Lol

lofty mason
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How culturally diverse is the Imperium? I know that there are "main stream" culture like skull and bones everywhere.

arctic talon
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Any irl culture is represented in some manner + many more new or descendants from those cultures

late osprey
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The Imperium is pretty aptly described as akin to the Holy Roman Empire in that it's more like a patchwork of a myriad of vastly different societies that are bound only by this loose idea of the High Gothic/High Imperial culture

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That seems to only exist in the void between worlds and the few worlds that are directly connected to the central bureaucracy (like shrine worlds)

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And obviously Terra itself

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Unless otherwise stated though, it can be pretty reasonably assumed that a world is dramatically different than others in the Imperium

winter vessel
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Like Birmingham

late osprey
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The other (much more cynical, but arguably even more accurate) description is that the Imperium is a hyper-colonial apparatus; the "High Gothic" Culture is essentially Terra exporting its values, but like any Colonial Empire, the colonies themselves are always going to be quantifiably different to both the Imperial Capital and other colonies

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The Indian and African colonies were nothing like one another, and were in turn nothing like Britain

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The reason this model is arguably more accurate is because the Imperial Tithe, the essential universal constant in the Imperium, is stated to be quite literally "solely for the benefit of Terra"

crisp heath
crystal forum
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imperium is different flavors of british

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(it's all written by the british)

crisp heath
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Orks are based off foot ball hooligans

crystal forum
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and blue collar Londoners

crisp heath
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As someone who works in the blue collar world I can say I see how that checks out

opaque coyote
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Percussive maintenance

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But if it was the only way that technology works

crisp heath
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Come or gorkamorka Skore soam moar goals bangs drums

opaque coyote
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Surprised we haven't gotten a scene of like

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An Ork Tourney but for

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Soccer/Football

crisp heath
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Blood bowl would work I reckon

opaque coyote
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Actually imagine a bunch of slaves being forced to play Football with the Orks

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Whether it's Soccer or American Football depends on you

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Either one will probably have body parts flying

crisp heath
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Depends what the boyz in the mood for today innit

opaque coyote
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Apparently Orks can play board games as well

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So

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A fun rousing game of Battlemace 40 million

crisp heath
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I know older and stronger orks are able to practice patience KEKW_ogryn

opaque coyote
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Ork comes in with figurines

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And they're just cobbled together junk

crisp heath
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So dis my army innit

opaque coyote
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That vaguely resembles people like Guilliman

crisp heath
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I could so see a ork playing as astartes

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Dis one here yeah he can't die

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Impossible

celest cedar
crisp heath
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Reminds me of that time I played against a blood angels army

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Sorry ? How many attacks does he do??

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Mephiston is bs and I will continue to spread this message

late osprey
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The Character BS in 40k has gotten outrageous and IMO ruined the game

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Another W for Kill Team

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As if KT didn't already have an objectively better game design in the first place

crisp heath
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I agree 100%

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Iirc this bastard is like 200 points has a 2+ up save does 5 attacks ap3 or around there

arctic talon
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A return to his 5e form lol

arctic talon
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Tbh

crisp heath
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Fkn psykers man

late osprey
arctic talon
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8e and 9e were herohammer

late osprey
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In all seriousness, I will probably only return to 40k proper if they switch to the AoS model

arctic talon
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10e is def a return to form for characters

late osprey
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That is, leaving I-Go-U-Go

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Which KillTeam also, of course, has left

crisp heath
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I haven't played since 5th

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I heard the nids psykers are op this ed

crystal forum
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luv me HH primarchs

crisp heath
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Hh is pretty darn good

late osprey
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AOS essentially ruined I-Go-U-Go for me forever

arctic talon
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AoS is I Go U Go though

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Unless you count double turns

arctic talon
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Tbh

late osprey
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Not unless they changed things considerably in between editions

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It's the universal round system where people trade units

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Like what KT has

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My friend was teaching me AoS a few years ago

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Was genuinely surprised that we shared a movement and fighting phase

arctic talon
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You can check

late osprey
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What part isn't?

arctic talon
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But AoS has never had alternating activations

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Like skirmish games

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Unless you count warcry

late osprey
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Nah the games we played were full battles

arctic talon
arctic talon
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Because I literally have the AoS 2e rulebook open rn

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Lol

late osprey
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He was pretty new too, it's not impossible he misread some of the rules

arctic talon
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Hell I can check the 3e one as well

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But it’s just combat as far as I can tell

late osprey
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But he basically exclusively plays in the GW store and again this was years ago

late osprey
arctic talon
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4e and 3e are def

late osprey
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That's like the only alternating phase

arctic talon
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Not alternating activation

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Yeah

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I would like alternating activations in 40k

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Tbh

late osprey
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TBH this makes it even funnier

arctic talon
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Alternating activations are good lol

late osprey
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that my friend accidentally homebrew'd an actually more fun game than what was standard

arctic talon
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Well yeah

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Who doesn’t like alternating activations

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It’s more fun lol

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You don’t just sit around and do nothing but think

late osprey
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It legitimately just feels like the natural evolution

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Like IGoUGo feels like some pre-modern backwater barbarity compared to it

arctic talon
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It is

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It’s popular entirely due to momentum

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Lol

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“It’s how things have always been for big war games”

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Like smarf cmon

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Just bite the bullet GW

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I know you wana

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Pretty much all their specialist games were alternating activation aside from heresy and old world

late osprey
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It was like

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I introduced my friend first to MWG via 40k

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He didn't care for it but liked models

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then found AoS

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and then counter-introduced me to AoS

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and thats how we found that alternate activation actually works even for giant battles too

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(i fully believe he fucked up the rules, that sounds exactly like him btw)

crisp heath
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Aos really fixed fantasy battles I had the skull pass box plus some extra dwarf stuff that shit was NOT FUN

opaque coyote
crisp heath
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Never got into greenlantern tbh

late osprey
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I think the new one ,Old World, is actually fun unlike old WHFB

lofty mason
#

I find it kinda funny how Necrons fight each other more than they fight other factions 😂

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I thought they are the most "united" faction in 40k. I guess that falls to the Tyranid.

jade holly
lofty mason
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Necron using captured Imperium weapons.

lament shoal
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Ngl doing the Maul's voice sounds like it would hurt

late osprey
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They see each other as the main issues in the same way a medieval realm would see competing fiefdoms as main issues

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More than mere beasts

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Which is what Necrons view the other factions as

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Oldlore was so boring

vital ginkgo
#

Are there any blood raven books other than the dawn of war series?

arctic talon
winter vessel
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needed a lot of cough drops after that

civic nebula
#

Anybody heard anything about the next Gaunts Ghosts book?

green loom
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Nop

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Afaik Abnett is busy with 3 million other projects plus continuing the eisenhorn stuff

sharp pollen
#

continuing? really?

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still?

storm jungle
#

I mean hes a very busy man

shadow plover
#

Well, Bequin

storm jungle
#

guy has been doing this before we were even born lol

sharp pollen
#

i mean i thought he's done with eisenhorn

storm jungle
#

With Eisenhorn yes

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it then moved to Ravenor

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then Bequin, which will get its 3rd final book at some point

sharp pollen
#

ohhhhhh, Bikvin is an ongoing ting

storm jungle
#

Yeah the last novel came like 12 years after the first one

sharp pollen
#

^him thinking about it for 12 years

storm jungle
#

Real.

sharp pollen
#

started ravenor today

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got through... 0 pages so far 🙂

storm jungle
#

That is a mood

sharp pollen
#

the before-words are quite long

#

btw i read one short story about admech

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the uhhh

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the name is slipping out of my mind all the time...

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ffs ill check it out

storm jungle
sharp pollen
#

zero day exploit

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who the hell are the ||super secretive super strong admech in black||

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||not even in red like all others||

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i guess i needed to read all the admech novels before reading this story

storm jungle
#

🫡

green loom
celest dome
sharp pollen
storm jungle
sharp pollen
#

i know who titans are

#

are titan guard the same thing?

storm jungle
#

Yeah they are big guards that guard titans

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same height

sharp pollen
#

ok i see

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uhhh maybe...

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so titan guard is on the left

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right?

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titan on the right

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(my head is not working today at all, so i better ask dumb questions bluntly)

dire loom
tough haven
sharp pollen
#

found another letter in rogue trader

sacred bluff
#

cute

sharp pollen
#

wow, ive heard that rogue trader is buggy

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but i didnt know it can fucking softlock you, or give infinite loadscreen

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minus half an hour cause my guy just made a strike, and then couldnt do any ability or move or end the turn

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broken piece of shit

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now i need to re-do the battle i almost won

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Owlcat moment

late verge
#

I just read atomic rockets

#

How many pox Walkers we kill do you think were other rejects at one point

winter vessel
#

how many you'd like to believe, but likely not a lot. Doubtful they'd reach a state that quickly. at best they'd be groaners first.

misty vector
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i think theyre more likely to get killed in combat first before they can get infected

sharp pollen
#

and these fucking drukhari doing Battle Stimulator: Grave Lotus 50 times, then moving out of their position and dying to opportunity attack

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what the fuck is this game...

humble shoal
sharp pollen
#

6 TIMES DID THIS AND DIED TO PASKAL WITH HIS GOOFY AHH AXE

humble shoal
#

heh

sharp pollen
#

i was counting this shit

humble shoal
#

ngl by the time act 3 rolled around enemies stopped taking turns

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on my 2 runs

storm jungle
#

I love it

humble shoal
#

my cassia glitched out horiffically in my first playthrough

#

chadgryn her flags never incremented

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which makes her... quest go badly

storm jungle
#

still a very peak game

#

if you cant take the heat

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get outta the kitchen

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🗣️

humble shoal
#

I mean I had to toybox her flasgs

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somehow one of them was -1, when they should be incrementers

storm jungle
#

sounds like a skill issue

humble shoal
#

nah I fixed it

storm jungle
#

nope

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remove this man

humble shoal
#

anyway I've had cassia and yrliet glitch out badly

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mharazai probably glitched out but I fed him to heinrix

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other than that gameplay was ez after mid act 2 (with the exsception of the first fight in act 3)

winter vessel
arctic talon
#

Retail is hell

winter vessel
#

yep. like, the crew i work with is solid, bosses are nice. And if ain't a shopping frenzy they're more lenient to let us have an additional 5 mins to our 15 min breaks and 45 min lunch break

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but 85 percent of guests i deal with are so entitled

young pecan
#

I love that the gen z stare is the opposite of the boomer lead stare

tough haven
#

Kill them

young pecan
#

You have not experienced the heights of human stupidity until you've worked in customer service or retail

winter vessel
#

its honestly become a standard practice of mine that when i clock out of a full 8 hour shift, i always play an hour of SM2 or Doom Eternal to release my anger and visualize the guests faces

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before anything else

arctic talon
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lol

winter vessel
#

they're the type of players who let the timer run out on a dialogue wheel

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every time

young pecan
#

Or to comprehend how to respond to someone saying something absolutely braindead to you

arctic talon
#

At least thats why I just never open my mouth sometimes

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not sure where it comes from like

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mentally/culturally for the chunk of Gen Z I'm in

languid meadow
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I've done this for my entire life and you're telling me it has a fucking trendy name 😭

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Bleak

young pecan
#

Right

arctic talon
#

the Gen Z stare

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lol

winter vessel
#

Me: "Do you have a membership with us?" the Literal Stare i get back:

arctic talon
#

Genuinely where tf does it come from

#

I dont' get it

arctic talon
#

lol

winter vessel
#

or they'll say "i don't need it."

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I'm asking if you Have one, not offering

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do i need to get two flags and start signaling to you my question in semaphore

arctic talon
#

oh shit made to order AOS terrain

#

I want some of this stuff actually

queen laurel
tough haven
#

What’s some appropriate but not unreasonable minor loot to find in a small tomb complex?

#

Trying to write and design one rn

storm jungle
tough haven
#

But I’ll start there, thanks

queen laurel
#

Shit

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Welp

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We are cooked

tough haven
#

So my ideas so far are a simple necron phylactery, that theoretically could be reprogrammed by the protags since scarabs are stupid, and “The Phaeron’s Brilliance” a strange necrodermis medallion with what appears to be emerald gems studded around it in the shape of some unknown constellation, when activated, it spews a gout of literal cosmic fire teleported from a nearby star

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Thoughts? I want these items to be strong but to have penalties/drawbacks or be potentially dangerous with each use, seeing how it’s xenos tech and it’s necron xenos tech being used by humans

arctic talon
#

@storm jungle Do you have the portrait of the Black Navy captain option for Rogue Trader

#

I literally cannot find it and I don't have the game installed

celest dome
arctic talon
#

yes thank yo

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Idk how I couldn't find them

storm jungle
#

Yeah I was gonna say not sure if that guy is black

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was looking at my folder

celest dome
#

By Ilia Bodaikin

arctic talon
#

he is

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I think

storm jungle
#

I was almost gonna post this lady

arctic talon
#

his hand + the hairstyle

storm jungle
#

but shes the more noble type

arctic talon
#

make me feel like he is at least

celest dome
#

Kinda look like Nick Fury no ?

arctic talon
#

the face is a bit unclear due to lighting

storm jungle
#

He sgot a bit of a spaniard look

#

but i guess its close enough

languid meadow
#

why is he aura farming while there's a space battle going on

arctic talon
#

You must aura farm always

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as a 40k character

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

You must aura farm as part of the navy

#

it is taught in the schola

queen laurel
#

Another example

celest dome
queen laurel
#

Aura farming is a mandatory skill in 40k

languid meadow
#

I should replay BFGA2 again

queen laurel
#

The cool way

humble shoal
tough haven
#

If you don’t, the crew loses faith

rose thorn
#

after whitescars, which loyalist legion had the most traitors?

celest dome
#

Dark Angels I would guess

#

In fairness I would have said Dark Angels then White Scars

humble shoal
#

ultramarines

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imperium secundus was heresy of the hgihest order

rose thorn
#

okay after DA and Whitescars

humble shoal
#

could also make the joke of alpha legion

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

Every legion had traitors as per the tabletop game

storm jungle
#

because it allows you to run renegades from any chapter

rose thorn
#

i know

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but like

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in lore named instances

storm jungle
#

ugh

humble shoal
rose thorn
#

okay sorry

#

HH lmao

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

the third most is what im asking

#

whitescars, dark angels,

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then who?

humble shoal
rose thorn
#

oh really? neat

#

i cant remember anythign talking about like, a traitor from a loyalist legion that wasnt dark angesl or white scars

humble shoal
#

do you count wordbearers dressing up as ultramarines?

rose thorn
#

no

#

pretty sure thats a warcrime

#

OH SALAMANDERS, i remember those

humble shoal
#

were there sallies?

rose thorn
#

the fuckin uber terrorists

celest dome
humble shoal
vagrant fox
#

Iron Hands clan Ayreas went traitor, some raven guard

humble shoal
#

they ripped out the pages and wore them

celest dome
humble shoal
#

exactly

unborn knoll
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humble shoal
#

genestealers dont mix with chaos

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they're owned by the nids

unborn knoll
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celest dome
#

GSC often times help the Imperial to fix the situation to then later on take over the Hives

unborn knoll
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humble shoal
#

or nurgle

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whatever experiments kharib are doing is causing the mouriningstar to decay

unborn knoll
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humble shoal
#

generally gsc and chaos stay i ntheir seperate lanes

celest dome
humble shoal
#

Also you do realize dark eldar have the capability to make new bodies easily right

unborn knoll
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celest dome
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And Chaos worlds aren't really the best toward farming food for the Star gods

humble shoal
#

yeah, homonculus can move bodies

unborn knoll
#

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humble shoal
#

my guess is that grendel got one of the funny diseases

humble shoal
#

grendyl is also more than 500 years old

unborn knoll
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humble shoal
#

anyway all we know is that he was a brahms

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kharib has been on the ship for a long time

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rannick is a shmuck

unborn knoll
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humble shoal
#

or he's doing fricky with soulstones

unborn knoll
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humble shoal
#

one of the wyrmwoods also mentioned the eldar saving them at some point

#

morrow fought necrons (according to one of the oggys), so grendyl could be some cursed amalgamation of necron tech

unborn knoll
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humble shoal
crystal forum
#

@arctic talon i remember the forge world now

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the one i mentioned yesterday

#

"major" forge world

#

literally on the bottom of the list

#

agripinaa is I-extremis apparently

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ryza is I-prima

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gryphonne IV was II-Extremis

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Graia is I-Secundia

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Metallica is IV-prima

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Stygies VIII is II-extremis

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Voss prime (right hand of mars) is II-extremis

#

these numbers have no consistency man

unborn knoll
sly ivy
rotund grove
#

What's the recruitment process for the Mechanicus (other lobotomizing convicts and people on the brink of death into servitors)?

raven stone
tough haven
rotund grove
raven stone
tough haven
#

And "yay! I get to force the menials to work to death in the plasma drives instead of being worked to death in the plasma drives

raven stone
#

Yes, that too lol

humble shoal
young pecan
#

That's the only explanation I can see

crystal forum
#

instead of being the highest one i could find

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i didn't find any I-extremis or IV-tertius

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you'd assume mars would be I-extremis but its production grade is never stated

#

probably the same situation as terra where it's not written because it just doesn't get tithed

arctic talon
#

We can also just Chuck the existing classifications given out the window if we want

#

Lol

#

Since some of them are weird

tough haven
crystal forum
#

i dont even trust the psyker scale

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i remember an alpha level psyker in eisenhorn immediately dying to a bullet

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during a huge parade where a bunch of captured alpha levels were being shown off to billions of hive citizens

young pecan
#

Like were the dampeners still stuck on them?

#

I mean psychic powers can manifest themselves in different ways so not every alpha level can stop a bullet probably

#

But surely your power can help you circumvent the bullet being shot at you in the first place

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||Tbf the one that was brain popping Eisenhorn was also distracted when he got shot, if that's who you mean specifically||

crystal forum
#

in my mind i expected an alpha level psyker to straight up explode half the crowd with their mind

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not even mentioning the sheer stupidity of parading a bunch of captured alpha levels

young pecan
#

It is stupid, yet technically with whatever they had setup it was actually a sound imprisonment

#

Without the planes flying in and bombing everything, the psykers probably wouldn't have escaped

crystal forum
#

having 1 alpha level is a huge risk on its own. having like 6 close together is just suicidal

young pecan
#

Yeah

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I can only imagine trying to push them all into that one little dampener bubble though

crystal forum
#

but then again they felt way lower on the scale

young pecan
#

Sounds so goofy

crystal forum
#

it's just the problem with these scales. either you reject the scale when one of these situations happen or you have to find some arbitrary reason for why actually it makes sense

outer wave
#

Has anyone ever been able to pilfer Arbites armor off the Arbites themselves or their armories?

young pecan
#

I'm sure it's happened

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Or can

outer wave
#

I wish we could see desecrated Arbites armor

young pecan
#

Failed assaults by arbites can surely be scavenged

languid meadow
#

If some hobo can get a hold of a custodes shin guard a random ganger could prob get arbites armour

outer wave
#

Or at least, "reused" arbites armor

inner sphinx
#

So, according to conversation between Arbite and Psyker, Accordians still exist in the 41rsy millennium

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Rogue Trader House Yankovic lore incoming

sacred ginkgo
#

Most generic objects do

inner sphinx
#

I feel like a lot of instruments haven’t gotten mention, or they’re called something else

young pecan
#

I want to see a tuba in 40k

inner sphinx
#

That’s the one Noise Marine that’s kinda seen as a nerd by the rest

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But yeah, the fact that it’s not some 40k’d name, but just “Accordian” is kinda funny to me.

storm jungle
#

its mostly to allow authors to kinda cram that shit in if they are writing something

inner sphinx
storm jungle
#

Bingo lol

inner sphinx
#

Also it’s very funny to picture a Psyker communing with the Warp as she absolutely goes to town on a rendition of “My Bologna”

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Also it’s considered to have the sweetest of sounds. So humanity gains some taste in the future

crystal forum
#

a bunch of instruments i see in books are just very antiquated ones

raven stone
languid meadow
#

3rd times the charm I guess

#

Also for those who want to see absolute killer Croc

storm jungle
#

bro the entire body being his jaw is fucking metal

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love that sleek/big design

languid meadow
storm jungle
#

😭

frosty wind
#

It's gonna be interesting playing as a acolyte of a lord inquisitor

arctic talon
#

Though the gangers are much more brazen on munda then most worlds lol

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If pdf or arbites die in ganger territory they’ll try to grab what they can from the dead bodies

nocturne crest
#

Would it make sense for the arbites to have bomb shields like the crusader houses potentially offer?

arctic talon
#

Wdym bomb shields

frosty wind
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He meant storm shields

arctic talon
#

Oh

frosty wind
arctic talon
#

shock shields are arbites suppression shields

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Which replace the power field generator

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With surprise surprise a shock one

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Also crusader houses aren’t that rare iirc

frosty wind
#

Different than storm shields tho.

arctic talon
#

They serve the same purpose

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Though it’s prolly worse then a normal storm shield at protecting you

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Since no power field

frosty wind
arctic talon
#

We don’t have lore on the exact rareness of them tbf

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But they seem uncommon

frosty wind
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Exactly because they are rare in the apperance too

arctic talon
#

Crusaders need the storm shield a lot more anyways

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Tbh

frosty wind
#

Eisenhorn had one for bodyguard

arctic talon
#

They don’t carry guns almost always lol

dapper gyro
arctic talon
#

Rhinos

frosty wind
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They carry relic power sword and storm shieldsd, I'd wager they dont need guns on many occasions. 😄

frosty wind
arctic talon
#

Also a lot of bolters

dapper gyro
#

Things can share names, but in different scales, not everything is comparable.

frosty wind
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Arbites uses modified Astartes Strike Cruisers and Rhinos, repressors

plush mason
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and they drip max if this is the same crusaders im thinking of

arctic talon
#

A gun would be useful

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Yeah crusaders aura farm

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Lol

arctic talon
#

Crusaders not using guns is an actual issue

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Because they sometimes can get gunned down

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Or killed at a range

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Before they close in lol

frosty wind
#

Them carrying guns would be interesting tho

plush mason
#

arent they mainly the personal guards of like bishops and cardinals?

arctic talon
#

Goes against most of the Orders beliefs I’d assume

arctic talon
#

They’re personal guards for high ranking people of dif positions

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Though they’re also arguably kind of close to mercenaries

frosty wind
#

but why would a crusader carry guns mostly, they are training in close combat, if they gonn a use gun primarly I'd rather a SoB

arctic talon
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If you get stuck at a range and someone’s shooting at you

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And you’re a Crusader

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You’re shit out of luck if you’re pinned in cover

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A gun would be nice to at least try and return fire

frosty wind
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Eh, that's again their beliefs

arctic talon
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Yeah

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But like I said them not having a gun is an in universe issue lol

frosty wind
#

a plasma pistol would be useful

arctic talon
#

Gotfret from the BSF tabletop talks about it

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And he pretty much always sticks close to someone with a gun lol

frosty wind
#

strfike cruisers are 1:1

nocturne crest
arctic talon
#

I’ve

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Literally never heard of that

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Do you have a source?

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I’d be interested

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but crusaders do not use grenades(almost always)

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They’re religious weirdos

frosty wind
arctic talon
#

Also guard officers sometimes

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High ranking ones rather

frosty wind
#

Not all crusaders uses high-end weapons as well. Some uses same weapons as arbites. Storm Shields and Relic Blades worth whole towns and even cities in agri worlds.

arctic talon
#

Well

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The gear they use is a power melee(sword, axe, or maul) storm shield, and carapace

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Pretty simple load out lol

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Quality varies

nocturne crest
# arctic talon Do you have a source?

A Crusader is a deadly holy warrior of the Adeptus Ministorum who is recruited for his unflagging devotion to the God-Emperor. Most are inducted into the ranks of the Ecclesiarchy from a Schola Progenium, selected for their unflagging devotion to the Emperor. To be selected is a great honour, though it leads not only to a grueling life of asceti...

arctic talon
#

Well it’s a suppression shield

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So the arbites prolly would

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Also Ty for the source

nocturne crest
#

No problem. Tbf, it could be some old 40k lore depending upon the source.

arctic talon
#

It’s likely dark heresy

nocturne crest
#

You are correct.

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Dark Heresy: Ascension

sacred bluff
#

how close were flesh tearers and world eaters

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cause i reading echoes of eternity

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and kargos fought a flesh tearer he called his brother

vagrant fox
#

Nassir Amit, titled the Flesh Tearer and later first chapter master of the Flesh Tearers had a bromance with Kargos

sacred bluff
kind eagle
#

Would I be insane for saying that Orikan and Trazyn should just get married already?

slim pagoda
#

I've started playing Inquisitor - Martyr, and this is the most Yassified tech-priest I've seen so far. I think the explanation is that she's a Genetor and apparently they're less prone to hating flesh?
I'm not complaining about the pretty tech-priest, but I do think it's funny.

tough haven
#

But they do tend to be more willing to accept biological augmentations vc mechanical

slim pagoda
#

It makes sense, the biological body is kind of a super-complex machine

tough haven
#

That’s how they see it

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That it is a machine worthy of just as much worship as the mechanical

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As it is a creation of the omnissiah

slim pagoda
#

She's about to start selling supplements on my ship now

rose thorn
#

just watched blade runner from 1982

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i think it might be my new favorite movie lmao

languid meadow
#

old man yaoi trazyn and orikan

rose thorn
#

oh yeah fr

lament shoal
#

Y'all look how fucking cool grandpa Abelard looks

opaque coyote
#

most

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uhhh

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can't say chill for

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obvious reasons

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no tech priest is

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I guess...

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less wlling to replace their dong with a robo one

arctic talon
#

Genators vary

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Some are still pretty metal

slim pagoda
#

Here's another Genetor in Inquisitor - Martyr

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Kinda looks like a Warframe NPC

storm jungle
dire zephyr
#

I saw some people online whining that heresys new rulebook didn't include the fact that it has to be men as space marines

noble bear
dire zephyr
#

Honeslty FUCK THEM at this point
A. Nerds online especially wh fans have shown how malicious they are
B. The new heresy book is overall slop

And for both of those reasons. If you think that a space marine being a woman is the worst thing that could happen to the setting, please take a long look in the mirror

storm jungle
#

So the bar for them to complain about anything is really low

dire zephyr
#

I agree and tbh if it was up to me there probably wouldn't be female space Marines since they originally were meant to be very base means to an end in the heresy

storm jungle
#

Yeah its why I like the custodes change, they are gene-crafted to be the top form a human can achieve and are like greek myth heroes in some sense, so the unisex approach makes a ton of sense compared to Space Marines who are just a blunt hammer tool.

dire zephyr
#

But until we can get mandated "go outside" orders on people. I think we should always ruin the "gatekeeping is good" crowd. Even if all that takes is dark skin or boobs

storm jungle
#

Yep lol

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like if it isnt sexism its racism

#

They were going how SM2 is the peak masculine fantasy then go berserk when they spot one of Titus's battle-brother is black and the other is asian