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humble shoal
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Thats magnus

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Mini magnus

plush shuttle
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Malcador can't be a space marine

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Look at how small he is

languid meadow
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Nah he's goated

plush shuttle
storm jungle
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💀

plush shuttle
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Wait that's makari

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Nvm I'm dyslexic

humble shoal
plush shuttle
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Omg speaking of ulfar though that fuckin sleeper cell alpha legionnaire in Harrow Master was so coooool

arctic talon
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I haven’t even played delta rune

languid meadow
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It's so peak

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shit had me like this

plush shuttle
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I need to get the new chaps

sly ivy
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Yes! Yes.

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Solar Auxilia are cool too.

tough haven
arctic talon
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Nope

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I’m waiting for full release tbh

languid meadow
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2029 it is then

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suprised we're getting chapter 5 next year

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Never deleting this app man

spare osprey
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Why does he have a truck now

arctic talon
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No

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At least from what my friend has told me

arctic talon
spare osprey
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What the hell

arctic talon
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Deltarune is completely unconnected

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To undertale so far lol

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Aside from sharing a lot of characters

tough haven
tough haven
tough haven
arctic talon
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Fuck

spare osprey
tough haven
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but the heart dodging attacks thing is the same

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but you can fight and kill enemies if you feel like it, theres still several ways to play, but it doesnt beat you over the head and stuff you in the "bad person bin" if you just wanna play it like a generic RPG (Which I did)

languid meadow
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I'm too paranoid to attack anything that isn't a secret boss

tough haven
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Theres a bonus "be a really fucked up person mode" if you want

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and its morally ambiguous in a certain light!

tough haven
spare osprey
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Tried undertale a while back and it felt kinda

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Stiff

tough haven
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I'd fight bosses too until I realize if they can surrender or not

languid meadow
tough haven
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lets you play like an RPG with gear actually mattering and shit

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but you can feel good about it if you have undertale syndrome

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Idk if exp is as big in this game as it is in undertale

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think you just lose out on recruiting enemies

tough haven
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Toby has only gotten better at making games with time

languid meadow
tough haven
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if that matters to you

tough haven
sacred ginkgo
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Oh wait misread

tough haven
sacred ginkgo
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I think attacking people still hits a flag somewhere

tough haven
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I fight until there is no honor left in fighting

spare osprey
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Oh I totally forgot to share this

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Since this is totally the chat to do so

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Best purchase of my life

tough haven
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Can halo devices be destroyed?

dapper gyro
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The iron halo?

tough haven
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No Halo Devices, xeno artifacts that provide immortality to their wearers at a terrible cost

dapper gyro
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So far, nothing is indestructible in 40K.

arctic talon
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Via conventional weaponry

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No

humble shoal
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They also are very difficult to capture right?

arctic talon
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No

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Halo devices are inert and not an issue

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The issue is when someone puts it on

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Because everything is fine until the tertiary phase, just the usual noble degeneracy

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Then all hell breaks loose

humble shoal
arctic talon
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Oh

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Usually they just kill then

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With a lot of firepower

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And then the halo device is launched into a sun

humble shoal
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Yee

arctic talon
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But generally capturing someone in the tertiary phase is

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Hard

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They’re extremely strong, fast and durable

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Though the glowing eyes and speaking in some long dead language def give it away lol

humble shoal
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Isnt kitten supposed to have gotten a halo device in tts before it ended

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And had it put on

arctic talon
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No

plush mason
arctic talon
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I think that’s one place

humble shoal
arctic talon
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Proteus protocol

humble shoal
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Ah

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The other method of immortality that makes the user gain dark cravings.

plush mason
arctic talon
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Real

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It’s from imperial armor

plush mason
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neat

tough haven
arctic talon
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Asterion Moloc is rumored to have used it

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Which is why he hasn’t died

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Despite the many times he’s seemingly died

plush mason
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well that is defiantly a name lol

arctic talon
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He’s the Minotaur chapter master

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Also he sucks at duals

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He’s very good at aura farming

plush mason
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its not quite Goge VanDire level of villian name but its close

queen laurel
plush mason
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well you can for a short time in the first phase

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its insanely painful mind but it wont kill you out right

humble shoal
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||love thats the only time an eldar and an ordo xenos inquisitor agrees||

crisp heath
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Finally got around to starting horus rising

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I feel like there setting me up in the long run 👀

opaque coyote
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Y'know a funny thing I want to do is like

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Social Media posts from a random hiver

crisp heath
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Those people that always post but there just talking to themselves

opaque coyote
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Stuff like "Bro my day was shit today. I got mugged by the local gangers, and then the enforcers killed them all. And they still steal my shit."

crisp heath
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Makes me feel sad

arctic talon
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Warhammer crimes hiveworld has social media

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And an internet

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Lol

opaque coyote
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Considering it's Grimdark, that fits

arctic talon
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Vargaunta is hilarious

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My favorite shithole

opaque coyote
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Knowing the Universe, Twitter somehow survived and is still called X

arctic talon
queen laurel
crisp heath
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Then seeingbthe other post "I just robbed some fool for all his shit"

arctic talon
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Necromunda social media

radiant lance
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IGN

A new Horus Heresy book has left Warhammer 40,000 lore fans debating the true nature of the carrion Emperor and the Golden Throne — and the possibility that two classic pieces of early art work may well offer a canon look into the setting.

crisp heath
radiant lance
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Apparently this is what the emperor actually looks like

queen laurel
languid meadow
radiant lance
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Yeah, and a new short story makes it clear that it's what the emperor actually looks like

crisp heath
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Love the old gw art

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My favorite is 2nd or 3rd ed

radiant lance
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This is an image in the universe used for propaganda of what the God emperor looks like

arctic talon
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Makes sense

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Lol

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In any case the emperor by M42

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Looks much more skeletal

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Less rotten

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I wish we got more other then the vague description

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From Alya

languid meadow
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I don't remember her describing him in any capacity but it's been a bit since I finished Watchers

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My favourite description or lack thereof is when Gman meets him

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"He looked at the Emperor of Mankind, and could not see. Too much, too bright, too powerful. The unreality of the being before him stunned him to the core. A hundred different impressions, all false, all true, raced through his mind."

arctic talon
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Lol

languid meadow
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Makes the emperor feel like the eldritch being he turned into

arctic talon
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She is a blank and I doubt glamour is on the list of the emperors things

languid meadow
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Rot maxxing

arctic talon
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When they inevitably make a vect mini

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The boat must be big

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I want him to be the gluttos of 40k

languid meadow
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He needs to be aura farming like Szarekh

arctic talon
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Tbf

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Have you see his old mini

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By 3e standards he was aura farming

languid meadow
arctic talon
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Fuck beat me to it

languid meadow
arctic talon
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But vs

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Vect wins the aura game

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Any time of the day

languid meadow
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I love how almost every mini had the same pose back in the day

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makes the GKs look even worse now😭

arctic talon
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Anyways vect has aura

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His modern mini better be as big if not bigger then glutos

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Hopefully bigger

arctic talon
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Invented by James workshop himself

languid meadow
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amazing

arctic talon
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Jokes aside having almost the exact same pose copy and pasted 25 times was the norm

languid meadow
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refresh soon™

arctic talon
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11e

lament shoal
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Commissar run is going well so far. Going for mostly dogmatic this time.

sour hornet
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What a gigachad

arctic talon
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I hope they replace one of them with a man and don’t elaborate

median star
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could enslavers in theory infect tyranids

coarse pumice
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The old poses are because they needed to keep everything reasonably linear to cast most or all of the figure in one piece

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Some of them would have separate arms and the backpack was separate

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The multipart plastics were capable of custom posing to a much greater extent

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Though ironically we're back to monopose miniatures again now, yet still multipart

tough haven
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Flayed ones don’t make any noises, do that?

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I thought they mostly just kinda make tapping or scraping sounds with their claws, if anything

sour hornet
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Slaaneshi daemonettes got supple ass thighs no cap

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anyway

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I find it funny that its possible to strangle a Daemon to death

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not because daemons actually need to breath, but because the symbolism of choking someone to death is just that powerful

tough haven
crisp heath
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Rdr2 physical copy on sale 30$ gonna grab it tomorrow

arctic talon
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New AoS army reveal

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Or at least a teaser

queen laurel
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HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT

arctic talon
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Prolly

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I can’t see anyone else getting an army

crisp heath
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The reference w hats gave me no clue

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But exciting none the less

queen laurel
arctic talon
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If it’s not chorfs

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I’d be surprised

crisp heath
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It's something pirate related

rose thorn
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Might be ogors

crisp heath
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I think

queen laurel
rose thorn
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Ogors are pirates

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Ogors might be getting the legions of Nagash treatment

arctic talon
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That’s true

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But also

crisp heath
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🤔

arctic talon
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They put chorfs on the map

queen laurel
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yeah

arctic talon
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Like

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They put them back on the map rather

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That’s my evidence

rose thorn
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?

arctic talon
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The map of aqshy

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At the start of 4e

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It had chorfs on it

queen laurel
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if it's a big reveal like genuinely it's gonna be bigger than a refresh

arctic talon
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It might be a refresh

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You never really know exactly

rose thorn
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Ye I know that, usually they don’t do new armies til the end of the edition

queen laurel
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true

arctic talon
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“ We’ve even heard rumblings of a brand new army in the Mortal Realms…”

rose thorn
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Ogors are usually associated with that plus kragnos

queen laurel
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i'm not one for having the realms explode but

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make the realms explode with factories

arctic talon
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If they got a total range refresh I wouldn’t call it a new army personally

queen laurel
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i love them but i genuinely want to see something new

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ogres are amazing but i genuinely want to see what chaos dwarfs would look like

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in aos

arctic talon
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In any case I doubt I’ll be disappointed

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AoS has only missed once for me in the last couple of years

queen laurel
arctic talon
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The new khorne dudes are

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Not it for me

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Underworlds

queen laurel
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yeah they look like norsca but redder

arctic talon
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Nah

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I liked how Norscans look

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The new dudes just look bad to me

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Not sure if it’s the paint job or the sculpt

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Or both

celest dome
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I wonder if only Chaos will get a new faction (which would take Beastmen's place anyway), or if they're planning on having new Order/Destruction/Death ones much later on

queen laurel
arctic talon
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GW won’t do more then 1 army like

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Reveal at once per system

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Or else their poor single factory would explode lol

celest dome
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Yeah I understand that for this edition it'll just be Chaos Dwarf for Chaos

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But for future editions

arctic talon
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Nah

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I think it’ll be more then 1 potentially

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We know there’s a beastman redo/adjacent faction in the works

celest dome
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Would it come in this edition though ?

arctic talon
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No

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But I think we might see a total refresh for Cities of Sigmar’s elfs or dwarfs

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Which would basically be a massive chunk of the army

meager zinc
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Ew, fantasy? Take it to the Verm 2 discord.

arctic talon
celest dome
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I'd love to see a new order faction that's meant to be returned Haven

arctic talon
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Maybe

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40k reveals are prolly LoV

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Nothing else is likely

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Lol

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Maybe the marine stuff

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But that’s just a bunch of characters based on leaks

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Too bad

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More

celest dome
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Marine stuff is not really a difficult guess KEKW_ogryn

meager zinc
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I just want to see Votann playable in a game soon

arctic talon
arctic talon
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LoV are the only faction on the roadmap

meager zinc
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Give us a squat Reject in darktide

arctic talon
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Without anything revealed yet

celest dome
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PoV issue

meager zinc
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Votann art style also look too similar to space Marines too

outer wave
arctic talon
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They look way different aesthetically

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They’re very retro futuristic

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Unlike marines

outer wave
celest dome
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The big armour ones i can gather why they say so

arctic talon
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I agree

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But I hate the right dudes

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Lol

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So ignore their existence

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They look like shit imo

meager zinc
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Short marines

arctic talon
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The left dude looks fine

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He’s got that NASA/retro futuristic stuff going on

meager zinc
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They look fine yeah, but too similar imo

arctic talon
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Meh

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I disagree

meager zinc
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If they straight up looked nasapunk thatd be dope

arctic talon
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I think they should have leaned into it more

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I think their best units are all the ones that have the Nasapunk look + some other bits

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Also they picked the most boring fucking scheme as the poster child faction lol

celest dome
arctic talon
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Needs refinement?

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Prolly

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But they don’t have the luxury of as many releases

meager zinc
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Like what if nasa spacesuits had ablative armor

celest dome
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And those are just aweful

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Worst of the Slayer childrens smh

meager zinc
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See i like the guy with the white helmet

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That looks unique

arctic talon
celest dome
celest dome
arctic talon
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Prolly my favorite unit of them

queen laurel
celest dome
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Fyreslayers

meager zinc
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Lean into this for LoV, GW

celest dome
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But I'm not happy

arctic talon
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For all their recent releases lol

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In KT

meager zinc
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Ok good lol

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Their most recent stuff looks like this

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Not sure why they picked all the helmetless options

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But it’s w:e lol

meager zinc
arctic talon
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Yeah GW figured out what people liked

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From the first wave I’m guessing lol

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So they’re just gunning down that line

meager zinc
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I dunno about everyone wearing coats but its a start

arctic talon
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Same with the salvagers

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Nah the salvagers don’t all have coats

meager zinc
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Leagues of Coatann

arctic talon
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Lemme find em

celest dome
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Leagues' Slayer to me should be crack heads that use some short range teleporting tech and zippy zapping around the battlefield, and Dual Axes are just way better than big 2h axes for Slayers.

meager zinc
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I feel like i dont know what the default LoV character is yet.

arctic talon
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I don’t think they’re bad

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The posing is hilarious

celest dome
arctic talon
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TWO ROCKS

meager zinc
arctic talon
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The most tactical of rocks

celest dome
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These grew on me, not the biggest fan of the smaller Ironkin though

arctic talon
arctic talon
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They’re COGs

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Which are just non sentient dumb drones

celest dome
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Fair, but still not overly a fan of them

arctic talon
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Fair

celest dome
tender pine
queen laurel
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don't try to make sense of why i find that extremely hilarious

arctic talon
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Because fyreslayers look like shit(to me)

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I like like

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4 units total from their entire roster

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I like the entire LoV motor pool

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And most of their infantry

celest dome
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Honestly the new new Kharadron Slayer are such better Slayer representation than the Fyreslayers

arctic talon
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I agree

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Lol

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Fyreslayers need a total range refresh imo

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But they’re so horribly unpopular

queen laurel
arctic talon
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I don’t think GW wants to do it

queen laurel
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They are pretty peak

arctic talon
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Of the dwarfs in AoS khadron are the big winner

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Prolly because they’re the most fun

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And coolest looking

celest dome
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Honestly they ought to rework the whole lore of the Fyreslayer, make them more standard to what the Dwarf were, just magma-ish, bigger involvement of using cannons with molten metal, and loads of Rune stuff

arctic talon
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Double down on Ur Gold

queen laurel
# arctic talon Of the dwarfs in AoS khadron are the big winner

to be fair they are a unique approach of the dwarves

They are always the advanced guys that have the better tech out of everyone in fantasy settings but the way they doubled down on making these guys instead of living on the generic mountains and caves they live upon the skies with giant sky fortresses steampunk style

arctic talon
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Oh also the whole

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Fyreslayers are just wearing underwear thing

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Also puts me off

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Like…. It’s not even creative or weird looking

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It’s just, very boring armor for the majority of minis

celest dome
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Loincloth

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Overall a bad choice

arctic talon
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I also have the same criticism about Daughters of Khaine tbh

queen laurel
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is a outdated design choice

arctic talon
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But their weird robes are more fun to paint

queen laurel
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i'm a very very simple guy so i don't mind it but

arctic talon
queen laurel
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it is an outdated design choice

arctic talon
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Anyways poor fyreslayers

celest dome
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Should have been given Kilts

arctic talon
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If I start another order army it’s Cities of Sigmar

celest dome
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Lean into the Scottish Dwarf meme

arctic talon
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Lol

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I like fyreslayers more

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When they have pants

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Or actual armor bits

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Not literal diapers

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But metal

celest dome
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Failure of an Engineer

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Failure of a Slayer

warped salmon
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What would be the unspeakable horror in the Bibliocrypt in the arbities origin?

celest dome
queen laurel
celest dome
arctic talon
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I’m of the opinion it’s something possessed by a daemon

queen laurel
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so that every time you name something with ble

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it explodes violently

celest dome
queen laurel
rocky gale
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Chaos dwarves

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Has to be

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Confirmed

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💯

arctic talon
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HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT

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CHORF NATION

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RISE UP

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I don’t even like chorfs

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Yeah

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Because I’m excited for new plastic

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My trees will crush the chorfs

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Into fertilizer

rocky gale
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Bro wants Chorfs just so he can have thematically cool fights against them

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Based

arctic talon
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I love every release for any system because it means I get more things to fight

languid meadow
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peak will arrive soon

arctic talon
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Killteam is called dead silence

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Could be anything

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Prolly crons

languid meadow
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hopefully

rocky gale
languid meadow
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pretty sure their current killteam is not great

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but it could also be like

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New sisters of silence

rocky gale
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To make something Silent you use a Suppressor

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New Supressors confirmed

queen laurel
languid meadow
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another faithful W

languid meadow
storm jungle
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Im tired of watching these

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its all basically technically spoilers lmao

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I must resist

rocky gale
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The hats are all clues

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Inquisition and Tomb Kings (or Necrons) are the two I got

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Deathwatch

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They have the deathwatch normal hat

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Pirate hats are

queen laurel
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OK then what the **** is the pirate hat for

arctic talon
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Something

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Astronaut hat is LoV

rocky gale
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Is the Pirate hat for Eldar Corsairs?

arctic talon
arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
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1 unit is not a refresh

queen laurel
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I accidentally pinged you

arctic talon
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Corsairs are their own faction technically

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Within eldar

rocky gale
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Corsairs are an inbetween like Harlequins

arctic talon
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Oh also clown hat

rocky gale
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Wait there was a jester

arctic talon
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Is harlequins

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Lol

celest dome
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  • Baseball -> Inquisition (Logo)
  • White Balaclava -> ?
  • Pharao ->Tomb King
  • Historical Pirate hat -> Vamp Coast ?
  • Black Puritan hat (?) -> Witch hunter ?
  • Magma Witch Hat -> ?
  • Lincoln hat -> ? Kharadron ?
  • Jester hat -> Harlequin
  • Costume Pirate Hat -> Vamp Coast ?
  • Cowboy hat -> ? (thrown away though)
  • THE CONE -> Osha infaction -> Orks or Admech
rocky gale
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Think the white balaclava looking one was supposed to be like a Space Helmet, so probably Votaan

queen laurel
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Magma Witch Hat

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just need some extra bones and horns

celest dome
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That make sense

languid meadow
rocky gale
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They had a top hat and then a topper hat

languid meadow
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the puritan hat has a wider brim and shorter top

celest dome
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These 2 I feel are piraty

celest dome
languid meadow
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would be hilarious if vampire coast got something

celest dome
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Aren't the fish elves also Piraty ?

arctic talon
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They just got a release

queen laurel
languid meadow
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This would be a puritan hat way larger brim

arctic talon
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as in like

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3 days ago

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Lmao

celest dome
arctic talon
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So I don’t think it’s fish elves

queen laurel
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could be free booters but i highly doubt it

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even though they have the most piratey

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hats

languid meadow
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I think either Freebooterz or Vamp coast would be both be hilarious and I'm down for both

queen laurel
languid meadow
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the first hat is deathwatch like not even subtle about

celest dome
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2nd Pirate hat being Freebooters would be very fitting

arctic talon
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New Badrukk

languid meadow
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I'm still trying to figure out what the two top hats mean

arctic talon
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Might be red herrings

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Tbh

celest dome
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The Lincoln one is deff a Witch-Vampire hunter

languid meadow
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could be that and the cowboy hat

celest dome
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As seen in the 2012 documentary about Lincoln

arctic talon
languid meadow
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no no

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that would be peak

queen laurel
celest dome
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I still want a Diligence like Skitarii vehicle

arctic talon
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Skitarii don’t need more

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Not for a while

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Pls help cult mech

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They’re bleeding out in a ditch

languid meadow
rocky gale
arctic talon
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Okay you know what

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I’d be okay with that

languid meadow
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since his is from 8 years ago

rocky gale
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Like GW please, just give us more of these and in Plastic

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Why did you make this Resin

arctic talon
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Also the other secutarii wouldn’t look like them body armor wise tbf

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Since that’s titan shard power armor and not skitarii warplate

rocky gale
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Too late, want this now

arctic talon
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I own them

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They’re a fun project

dapper gyro
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Armoured loin cloth is always funny for me.

languid meadow
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gotta protect those robo balls

dapper gyro
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The helmet looks almost like Star Wars Stormtrooper helm.

languid meadow
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yeah I instantly saw a deathtrooper under there

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or a first order stormtrooper

arctic talon
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That secutarii is well past the crux lol

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There’s prolly not much flesh left

dapper gyro
#

Nevertheless, it is a nice mini.

rocky gale
arctic talon
#

Tbf

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They also have a like

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Energy shield lol

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All secutarii do, which is hilarious

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The mechanicus has money to spare when it’s for themselves

dapper gyro
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Why should I be? It is their issue. I'm here on the side with 🍿 .

languid meadow
#

Honestly now I hope it's them lmao

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secutarii are just cooler skitarii, more swag and being the honour guard of a titan is cool asf.

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either way chorfs in 2 weeks

spare osprey
#

Lowk I think they might do

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A deathwatch vs Harlequin kill team

celest dome
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ArtStation

Concept character designs and design process for an art test for Games Workshop to create new concepts within their Adeptus Mechanicus range within the WH40K IP. This was a two week project that I fitted around client work. I started by researching the range, and then putting together the army range silhouette, using the base sizes to figure out...

dapper gyro
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Might as hell make the Doom Hunter but 40K...

languid meadow
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Hold up

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crack pot inbound

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the cowboy hat is a new kelermorph model copium

sour hornet
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Them slaaneshi daemonettes be built thick as hell for no reason

median star
#

youv fallen straight into their lust entrapment

opaque coyote
#

they kinda choose to look like that

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and they're daemonettes

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like

languid meadow
opaque coyote
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although it isn't all that slaanesh is, she definitely embodies lust

nocturne crest
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Silly question, but if anyone could own a working bolter, would you keep it or sell it?

tough haven
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Keep it wtf?

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I am not letting that shit get into the hands of the US military

storm jungle
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the problem is finding the right buyer for it

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anyone remember that one Discovery Channel show

celest dome
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I would sell it to my countries Gov.
But tbh Bolter wouldn't really matter that much 🤷

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Now Lasgun

storm jungle
celest dome
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That would change the world of war

storm jungle
#

me haggling for a bolter

dapper gyro
nocturne crest
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Yes.

dapper gyro
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Because a 20mm rocket propelled projectile is a little dangerous.

queen laurel
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The government is banking on you not being a psychopath owning that

dapper gyro
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Pretty much

median star
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unless theirs just a magic infinite resupply at hand

dapper gyro
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If the US is the example here, transferring a machine gun (aka full auto weapon by design) is not exactly cheap. The buyer needs to get the permit first before you can even let them buy.

median star
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even then doesnt exactly make YOU bullet proof

dapper gyro
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For most countries, good luck.

sour hornet
dapper gyro
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Owning and operating are 2 different things. Many people in the US only realized that after. Getting the ammo to have fun with full auto is a big expense itself. Otherwise, it is just collectible.

median star
nocturne crest
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And imagine how much it will hurt to shoot

storm jungle
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Unless you are a frail homeless person it wouldnt hurt

median star
spring cairn
rocky gale
# storm jungle

Some of the deals they offered were diabolical, like they'd have an expert come in and say "Yea I appraise this item as easily being worth $16,000 and then the Pawn dealer would deadass look the seller in the eye and say "I'll take it for $1200, best I can offer"

storm jungle
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cant even read

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😔

sour hornet
storm jungle
sour hornet
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And the average schmuck can't shoot for shit

median star
#

noob alert

sour hornet
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Let alone a rredditor

storm jungle
#

get out

median star
#

explode

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now

sour hornet
#

Sharkcuterie

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Cute

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Erie

median star
#

i am running dangerously low on crackers

spring cairn
#

I'm resisting my intrusive thoughts rn

median star
#

say it

spring cairn
storm jungle
languid meadow
spring cairn
#

My god king Yakub

dapper gyro
#

This lore chat is more eh than other scifi game lore chats...

spring cairn
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I am your strongest soldier

languid meadow
#

how it feels to be able to drink milk

rocky gale
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You'd eat a shark?

ivory umbra
#

Walk into lore chat and they’re talking about yakub without me

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He’s my dad you know

rocky gale
#

We have to occupy ourselves with a neverending chain of tangents or someone will ask a 40k related question, we can't be having that

ivory umbra
ivory umbra
#

Real

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My daddy

arctic talon
#

We must master tricknology

sly ivy
#

YAKUB MENTIONED

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I am arrived

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This always has been Yakubchat w a side of 40K

arctic talon
sly ivy
sly ivy
arctic talon
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Anyone not Black African was made by Yakub

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Clearly you have not read the holy texts of our creation

sly ivy
#

Shit

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I am unworthy please forgive

arctic talon
#

The ancient asiatics were also black and Therfore not children of yalub

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Smh

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Do not think about this too hard

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You will get a headache trying to reconcile it

sly ivy
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My cranium has limited capacity compared to the magnificent frontoparietal of the creator

arctic talon
#

God I’m giving myself a headache doing this

#

Too much irony

late osprey
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How does Yakub tie in to 40k? Do you think he was one of the Emperor's many personas?

median star
#

yakub was his father

opaque coyote
#

we probably can make one

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the issue is whether it'd be useful

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and the answer is

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no honestly it probably wouldn't

storm jungle
#

Yeah the reality of military development is we already got shit that does the job better than bolters would.

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why do you think most armies around the world still use an AK

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or the Browning

opaque coyote
#

against people

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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which is what we mainly fight

storm jungle
#

its a gun made for fun for a sci-fi setting

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theres basically no reason for it to be made

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theres weapons that do a terror job way better than a boltgun

opaque coyote
#

it's why everybody switched to a lower caliber around the 50s

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except the USA

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until Vietnam then they were like

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"FIINNNEEEEEE"

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makes the M16

arctic talon
#

Bolters are goofy

storm jungle
#

^

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your average grunt would get scared of artillery more

opaque coyote
#

but yeah the bolters are goofy as shit

opaque coyote
#

if that makes any sense

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(it doesn't but shut u-)

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like if you just want to kill a person

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you don't need to shoot mini missiles

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with a gun that would probably end up breaking your shoulder

#

but this is nerd emoji territory

tough haven
#

But what if you really wanna send a message

opaque coyote
#

idk man just use a desert eagle or something

noble bear
#

bolters are basically just fancy rpgs if you think about it

tough haven
#

It’s all about cool factor

storm jungle
#

IRL also always has the boring but acceptable expectations

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like how 30 spec ops SEAls can get killed by a villager with an rpg

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as they were all in a chinook helicopter

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lmao

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

(also yes this happened)

opaque coyote
#

Would probably not be good as an actual gun

opaque coyote
#

but it would be cool

noble bear
#

also technically bolters have existed for a while cause gyrojet rounds are a thing

opaque coyote
#

ye

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basically we are boring

#

that's the reason why we dont use bolters

nocturne crest
opaque coyote
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"There's a ton of creatures that are dangerous and that lasguns cannot easily pierce"

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"We make large gun that shoot explodey bullets"

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"Perfect."

noble bear
#

bolt cannons would probably be practical but not small arms

storm jungle
#

the terror factor is so and so

opaque coyote
#

red as the blood that will probably splatter everywhere

arctic talon
#

Good for terrorizing humans

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Lol

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Better for orks

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Bcs orks are dense

opaque coyote
#

but generally I think it was for Orks or other dangerous creatures

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like the shit in Catachan

#

I always imagined power armor to be much more common in the DAoT era tbh

#

like "It's in my closet" type of common

dapper gyro
dapper gyro
arctic talon
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Because of a stupid ass Reddit post

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Ages ago

#

Bolt shells aren’t that big

dapper gyro
#

Also it uses kinetic to penetrate unlike a shaped charge... it is just not that effective.

median star
#

hedp bolts when

noble bear
dapper gyro
#

In a convo about how uncool bolter actually is... Right.

#

The amount of ammo the SM carries is hilariously little. Most of them carry about 200 rounds at most.

nocturne crest
#

What size are bolter rounds again?

dapper gyro
#

0.75 in or 20mm

noble bear
arctic talon
noble bear
#

.75 to .998

dapper gyro
#

The 50cal bolter is before the era of the Imperium.

rocky gale
#

Everyday I discover a new Underworlds team and everyday I have another reason to be mad at GW for how they treat Underworlds teams

arctic talon
#

I agree

rocky gale
#

Like sure teams get phased out of Underworlds or whatever, but so many great models just lost. Atleast rotate them into mainline AoS as replacements for older models that are still being sold

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Like come on, just swap him out for the old Wight King

arctic talon
#

It makes me upset

rocky gale
#

The rotation is too short

arctic talon
#

At least for KT GW has promised they’ll be introduced as normal 40k units

arctic talon
#

Which is bullshit

rocky gale
#

There's hope, they did it with one of the Gloomspite Underworld teams

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Turned him into a generic HQ choice

#

Just do that again

arctic talon
#

Please

hallow saddle
#

chaos dwarfs preview soon hopefully wooooooooo!!!!!!!!

#

actually hyped, this will be my first fantasy army if it gets announced

nocturne crest
#

What if Chaos Dwarfs appear in 40k?

astral burrow
#

I relapsed

#

To gacha games

arctic talon
hallow saddle
#

yeah

#

deffo sigmar

digital glacier
#

Did they really kill Warcry?

digital glacier
arctic talon
nocturne crest
digital glacier
#

I mean, GW is nothing if predictable

#

And no matter how many times they claim they want both settings to be distinct, history is a testament to the downright incestous quality of their writing

#

Meaning that if something is popular enough in Fantasy, it'll show up in 40K at some point or vice reversa

#

I'm still a bit peeved at how the Kin came out, so I can't say I care too much either way

hallow saddle
#

i think they did a good job with the kin, we just need more models, more lore and some cool characters

#

like theres loads of nods to the old squats but the kin are all new

#

the idea that they're just a bunch of clones that mine... because that's what they were made to do

digital glacier
#

Eh, it somehow removed all the fun stuff about the squat aesthetic, destroyed the potential of a true Xenos Dwarf faction, and then made them clones

sly ivy
#

Wait but they were always abhumans

digital glacier
#

They didn't even bother differentiate them from the Fantasy Dwarf esthetic, even though that was a great opportunity for something different

hallow saddle
#

the squat stuff did basically go to the ironhead squats in necromunda but yeah i get that

digital glacier
#

They're still an army I'm interested in mind you, but I'll come up with some headcanon

hallow saddle
#

thats what the tau called them, no?

sly ivy
#

Eh demiurg were a battlefleet gothic era addition

#

Squats way predate that

digital glacier
#

Yup, the first draft to reintroduce Space Dwarfs

#

Their concept looked so cool

hallow saddle
#

that is cool

#

i love the gold mask that the khal model has it's so cool

#

kinda makes him look alien and strange and mechanical

sly ivy
#

Yeah votann aesthetics are great

digital glacier
#

The character doesn't have one, is there a generic Khal figurine, I don't remember

hallow saddle
#

yeah there is

sly ivy
#

They just need fleshing out so bad

hallow saddle
digital glacier
#

I think GW didn't have a lot of ideas at the time

#

That book kinda felt so random

hallow saddle
#

i like in that drawing above how they're more boxy in stature

sly ivy
#

I love their tech and how it converses with Imperial stuff that has a lot of archaeotech

digital glacier
#

Well, they have like, these giant computers they worship that are malfunctionning
They blow up planets, some times with the inhabitants still on
And they're clones

hallow saddle
#

which is all insanely cool tbh

digital glacier
#

No real idea of how they fit in the Universe, their history of diplomacy with the Imperium, Eldar or otherwise

#

I could have done without the clones lol

#

Something is really wrong about Dwarfs without family ties

hallow saddle
#

i think they take the dwarf archetype and make it something new

digital glacier
#

To me at least

#

Oh, and we still need the Trikes

sly ivy
#

The clone thing makes them weird and ties them more to the DAoT

hallow saddle
#

i mean they do have ancestor worship still

sly ivy
#

With its crazy biotech

hallow saddle
#

and like the kindreds are basically families, clans, w/e

sly ivy
#

I like that they didn’t try to go whimsical

#

Whimsical is played out Thor Ragnarok was a great movie but that was the end

digital glacier
#

What's a Kindred? It's like a batch of clones right, like Lizardmen spawnings

#

I never said to make'em whimsical

sly ivy
#

You were thinking more like LOTR

digital glacier
#

I'd have made them even more down to earth

sly ivy
#

Or the Dawi

hallow saddle
#

i mean i guess you could see it as spawning lizards but i dont

#

i just see it as the votann making more dwarfs who each have different combinations of genetics, personalities, etc

digital glacier
#

If anything they're a bit too fantastical in their architecture, with the classic giant angular screaming Dwarf face syndrome lol

hallow saddle
#

🗿

digital glacier
hallow saddle
arctic talon
#

That’s not their normal architecture tbf

#

That’s an ancestor core

hallow saddle
#

thats a votann

#

yeah

sly ivy
#

Kin: “Oh yes honored ancestor at once great idea honored ancestor”

Votann: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hallow saddle
#

thats not like someones house

arctic talon
#

Their actual houses and stuff

#

In high Kahl’s oath are like

#

Very plainly built

#

Well houses is the wrong word

digital glacier
#

I'd have also given them more exotic accents rather than the classic Norf English ones, Afrikaner, Australian, maybe even Texan as a nod to those countries with a history of extractionism and mining

sly ivy
#

Good man

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

Ikr

sly ivy
#

Yakub would b proud

digital glacier
hallow saddle
#

aussie dwarfs would deffo work

arctic talon
#

Tbf

#

We’ve got not too much on them still

#

But their architecture seems very industrial

#

NASA punk adjacent

#

Loads of smooth surfaces and stuff

hallow saddle
#

we just need more more more more

arctic talon
#

Along with some much rougher industrial areas

#

Real

sly ivy
#

Wat do their spaceships look like

#

R they the demiurg ships

hallow saddle
#

i cant remember if gav described any

#

i hope theres a few new pieces of art in the 11th ed codex

#

uh, 10th ed

sly ivy
digital glacier
#

One of the Demiurg's ship in Battlefleet Gothic

sly ivy
#

Ngl they cool

digital glacier
#

Never saw it live but it's apparently big and slow

arctic talon
#

Retroactively became their fleet

digital glacier
#

Yeah, they look decent

arctic talon
#

They’ve got some other smoother ones

#

As well

#

The demiurge ships are of the more “industrial” aesthetic

digital glacier
#

Not literally like Giant Mountains or Dwarf Faces

arctic talon
digital glacier
#

Proud of GW on that concept

arctic talon
sly ivy
arctic talon
#

Yes I’m aware

#

I was just making sure

sly ivy
#

High tech traveling merchants

digital glacier
arctic talon
#

I’m sending you to Bentus

sly ivy
#

What is the tau name for the demiurg

hallow saddle
#

if they brought out a huge floating stone head that shoots laser beams from its eyes i actually wouldnt be too mad

digital glacier
#

Cause the Eldar are different from the Elfs of Fantasy

arctic talon
digital glacier
#

I really hope it's the same for the Kin

arctic talon
#

Like some of the doors and locks

#

But aside from that no

sly ivy
arctic talon
#

No

#

Lazy

sly ivy
#

Someone on the specialist games team was a home world fan

#

Bentu’sin

arctic talon
#

It’s just demiurge apparently

#

That’s what the tau call them

#

Which feels wrong

sly ivy
#

No bentu’sin bruh it’s in the original bfg description

#

I was there

#

I was there the day the demiurg dropped

hallow saddle
#

dorfs bussin

arctic talon
#

Lmao

digital glacier
#

Yeah, it was a Homeworld reference apparently

#

Never played that game

arctic talon
#

Yeah Bentusi are a race

#

In that game who are traders

sly ivy
arctic talon
#

Also their ships kinda resemble it

sly ivy
#

The sequel is even better

digital glacier
#

Yeah, that's basically the Demiurg to the T'au

digital glacier
#

Standoffish traders that may give them a hand

arctic talon
#

Bentus jumpscare

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

Even if it was really weird

#

Lol

sly ivy
arctic talon
#

Homeworld 2 is great

#

I’m so mad 3 is awful

#

Took the parts people liked the least from 1 and 2

#

💀

sly ivy
#

Homeworld 1 was like one of those games where you saw the previews (in magazines mostly then lmao) and were like wow this game is gonna rock

#

And then usually the game sucks

#

But this time

#

It came out

#

And it rocked

#

See also: Half-Life

arctic talon
#

Homeworld 1 is jank in a good way

mossy peak
#

what kind of weapon could possibly need this size shell

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

its sci-fi, anything goes

digital glacier
#

The latest edition of Kill Team takes place around a Hive City built around a comically large canon