40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

might as well bathe in the blood of the omnissiah

[storm jungle]

I see a dumbo 🫡

also this is their 3rd message on the server apparently

[urban spire]

sick

so funny to be immediately vindicated after taking that screenshot

[queen laurel]

ban speedrun goes crazy

[storm jungle]

did they like just delete the message afterwards

[arctic talon]

prolly

[storm jungle]

lmao

[outer wave]

Wow coward

[arctic talon]

40k has a lot of narcotics

lmao

I wonder what happens if you give a normal human Drukhari combat drugs

[storm jungle]

I literally only keep pronouns in my name because sometimes people get upset over it, its the perfect bait

[arctic talon]

I'd assume horrible things

[urban spire]

yep, people who post like that are cowards

[queen laurel]

dies

[urban spire]

kinda same, but also because i like to rib people about it when they refer to me with male pronouns because they just didn't read

[queen laurel]

something that can affect a dark eldar, would probably be incredibly fatal to humans

[urban spire]

more in a friendly spirit kinda way though

[arctic talon]

I mean maybe?

probably?

I'd assume its the dose that matters lol

though I feel splintermind would be incredibly unpleasant lol

for you know splintering your mind into multiple different ones

[queen laurel]

probably a small dose, like really small

[urban spire]

who knows though, maybe humans can scarf down eldar combat drugs by the bowl like they're eating cereal and feel nothing

[arctic talon]

lol

incompatible biology

whats a drug to the eldar is like water to a human

[urban spire]

humans are also just really omnivorous, we eat lots of things that make other animals freak out or die

not to be too hfy

it's true of great apes in general

[outer wave]

I wonder if the Imperium ever uses hallucinogens to induce visions for religious purposes

[urban spire]

i don't think it's mainstream religious practice but there's almost certainly cults who do that

[outer wave]

Would be cool to see subcults do that

[urban spire]

death cults definitely dabble in drugs for various purposes

[outer wave]

Death cults are the ones that are egregiously fanatical or is there something more to the name? I think I've only read up on them once and it was a while ago

[arctic talon]

it happens in Rogue Trader

death Cults are the fanatical ones that like murder and blood

but its okay

because its sanctioned

[urban spire]

death cults worship the emperor through the medium of death in one way or another, the empire tolerates this to a point as long as they don't kill the wrong people

[queen laurel]

hey as long as the intent goes to the emps not the blood god

[outer wave]

Huh, ngl that just sounds like the typical eccliarchial shit

[arctic talon]

yeah but they really like it

like more death culty then the normal ecclsiarchy stuff

[urban spire]

the ecclesiarchy does a lot of different things, death cults are laser focused on their one field

[outer wave]

Ahhh gotcha

It's only about death and blood for them than incense and scrolls

[urban spire]

death cultists like to rock up in skin tight body suits and covered in knives, they're not much for the inspirational preaching

[merry flower]

who gives a f?

imagine being a discord mod - lol

[storm jungle]

I mean you are pinging me, so you clearly do.

[storm jungle]

I can't, I am one 💀

https://tenor.com/view/orange-kitty-dancing-joust-memes-de-gatos-memes-gif-15564981694074768734

[merry flower]

yea i see that -
i pity you

[storm jungle]

I would too moderating a warhammer server

🫡

gonna need all the pity I can get if I want to survive lil homie, pass a homeless mod some 5$ please

[merry flower]

na, i gonna need all my bucks for myself, for extra ice cream

[storm jungle]

bastard

[merry flower]

sweat! it's hot! for the dark gods

[forest orbit]

Im gonna need you to stop being mad sir

✋

Ew nevermind

goofy ass freakdiver

[merry flower]

glad you found it

democracy doesn't need advertisement - it spreads itself!

[dapper gyro]

What is this thing...

[outer wave]

What thing?

[arctic talon]

Layperson

[crisp heath]

Freedom?

[dapper gyro]

The thing tried to type, but it stopped for some reason...

[storm jungle]

Yeah spreads itself then implodes

[outer wave]

I wanted to say something about the spreading comment, but decided not to

Im glad I got self control

[dapper gyro]

Don't feed it.

[sly ivy]

Based cycle

[storm jungle]

Me when Abu Ghraib

[sly ivy]

Old news 😴

[humble shoal]

Wait isnt nicotine a narcotic?

[sly ivy]

Soldiers were disciplined etc

[storm jungle]

Yeah they got like a 10 days jailtime

[merry flower]

it is, that's why that things answer is BS

[storm jungle]

it really isnt

they're correct lol

[sly ivy]

Exactly do you know how much u can play 40K in jail

Not at all

Basically death sentence

[humble shoal]

What are the effects of lho then?

[storm jungle]

Implode already inşallah

[sly ivy]

Sorry ain’t gonna happen 🦅

[humble shoal]

Cuz cigarettes are supposed to be calming

[storm jungle]

Nah they are narcotics

I was telling to the j guy that hes wrong lmao

A mild narcotic, each stick contains dried and cured plant leaves that release a scented, stimulating smoke when ignited and inhaled through a cheap tube that burns away with the drug. As the leaves vary with the planet, Lho-Sticks can vary from world to world as well, often making them useful trade items."

from Dark Heresy

[merry flower]

so a cigarette - ok got it

[humble shoal]

That is clear as mud on effects

[outer wave]

Yeah, Lho are just cigarettes

Stimulant and a bit of a narcotic from what it sounds

[storm jungle]

yeeee

[outer wave]

Or the other way around

A bit of a stimulant and a narcotic

[storm jungle]

wdym clear as mud

it literally tells you what it does

[merry flower]

next he's gonna tell me a lumen is something other than a lamp...
or a plastek is something different than plastic...
and they just make up words for their stuff to make it sound different, for difference sake

[storm jungle]

Yeah but thats unrelated.

you are moving goalposts ye dingus

🗣️

[humble shoal]

It says a mild narcotic, with stimulating smoke.... then it would be weed but speed

[storm jungle]

Look

[urban spire]

stimulant, opposite of a narcotic

[storm jungle]

either buy the lho sticks or im taking my business elsewhere

[rocky gale]

Tobacco is also a narcotic

[storm jungle]

[humble shoal]

Opposite of stimulant is depressent

Not narcotic

[merry flower]

i need some bravery in a bottle r/n

[rocky gale]

A narcotic is just something that alters your mood, so both stimulants and depressants are narcotics

[outer wave]

Doesnt booze in 40k have the same names as they do now?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

depends on the author

drink

drink

drink

mein haus

[urban spire]

semantics

[outer wave]

I know brandy is still a thing

[humble shoal]

Amasec brandy headass

[outer wave]

Beer too

[humble shoal]

Well no, thats like saying a square isnt a rectangle

[rose thorn]

Absolutely in love with the new khorne warband

[merry flower]

no i'ts amasec

but there are different names for different liquors

[rocky gale]

Synthol is a thing or is that Star Wars or stark trek, I can’t remember my science fictions

[merry flower]

just make up whatever you need

[storm jungle]

No, amasec is also inconsistent in what it is

sometimes its whiskey sometimes its something else

then you got other alcoholic drinks that arent amasec

[merry flower]

amasec is the same word that we use for alcohol...
that's why it's unspecific

[storm jungle]

I mean no it isnt

[merry flower]

whatever you say, mr

[urban spire]

i disagree, rather, both depressent and narcotic can be described as the opposite of stimulant

[storm jungle]

weak bait with the "mr" bit

get better material, boooo

🗣️

[merry flower]

ok sir

calm down

[outer wave]

GET BETTER MATERIAL

[storm jungle]

I am calm tho

whats this crazy lady yammering about

[humble shoal]

No.... narcotics refer to both stinulants and depressants

[merry flower]

funny faces say otherwise 🙂

[storm jungle]

But-

[humble shoal]

Meth is a narcotic, and a stimulant

[storm jungle]

But I didnt post emotes

guh

[outer wave]

You posted the man yap emote

[storm jungle]

Oh lol

[outer wave]

Therefore YOU ARE MAD HAHA YOU ARE ANGRY

[storm jungle]

I just use that because it looks funny tbh

[outer wave]

YOU GOT JEBAITED

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

YOU GOT ME

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

[sly ivy]

Dilara I maintain that ur soul is reincarnated from a giant Bronze Age Anatolian warlord so

[merry flower]

https://tenor.com/view/congratulations-graduates-2022-smile-thumbs-gif-7679661527855130993

[storm jungle]

I dont wanna be born in a time where theres no wifi

[rocky gale]

Quick someone depict Dilara as the soyjack so we can win the argument

[forest orbit]

Boooo get off the stage

[sly ivy]

Ok fair

[urban spire]

in law, sure, but you shouldn't trust law to know anything about medicine. meth don't make you numb, trust me

[storm jungle]

I feel like the whole uhh

"its MA'AM" pronoun bait thing got left in the dust in 2015

[merry flower]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-13480425249407915803

[humble shoal]

Thats not what a narcotic is

Thats what a depressant is

[forest orbit]

Presnt yourself for egg-smashing madam

[humble shoal]

You are conflating 2 distinct terms

[sly ivy]

This gif is so large

[merry flower]

oh no...

[crisp heath]

I could use a lho stick right about now

[merry flower]

anyway

[sly ivy]

Ur a distinct twrm

[forest orbit]

Post smaller gifs

[humble shoal]

I just drew a wojack meme with me as the chad and you as the virgin checkmate.

[forest orbit]

Crossing a line right there

[storm jungle]

Also looking through my term dictionary rn

[urban spire]

i am not conflating, pretty sure we're just working with different dictionary definitions

[storm jungle]

what a name

[humble shoal]

Maybe

[queen laurel]

I think he is called gutrot because his guts are literally rotting

[urban spire]

it's fine, nothing worth getting into a row about i think

[queen laurel]

Not because he drinks cheap molasses

[rocky gale]

Think it’s a type of alcohol

[outer wave]

Nah he just has a small tummy ache

He'll be okay in the morning

[humble shoal]

Swore it was a drink in rogue trader...

That the winterfell dude liked

[storm jungle]

Winterfell???

😭

[urban spire]

tbf i think the term gutrot was kicking around during the american civil war

[humble shoal]

I dont remember his actual name tbh

I remember his archmilitants name more than his

[storm jungle]

I also dont remember your actual name Gerbil 9000

[humble shoal]

[storm jungle]

[urban spire]

or possibly it was rotgut, idk, very few clear memories of the american civil war

[storm jungle]

are there any confederate stans in chat

I gotta ban someone

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

I joke but I know if this was any other server some would pop up rn

[arctic talon]

Give genestealers more detpacks

[sly ivy]

wtf is a row speak American

[urban spire]

nei

[arctic talon]

Give them all the funny explosives GW

[queen laurel]

You sound like a racist karen

[humble shoal]

States right, the general lee was a great car, and daisy duke is a cultural icon (also I cant turn right)

[queen laurel]

also this guy is just called cheap beer Spume

[outer wave]

You know, since corpse starch exists, is there a cheap "human-produced" variant of alcohol in universe?

[storm jungle]

Yes.

The answer is always yes.

[outer wave]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[urban spire]

you can just ferment the starch i'm certain

[storm jungle]

because its a giant galaxy, authors make up stuff like this all the time

like

going through my dictionary again, theres literally caffeine-pills lol

[outer wave]

Caffeine pills made from people?

[queen laurel]

Oh heroine

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[queen laurel]

My favorite

[storm jungle]

also flav-packs, literally just flavor packs from IRL

[arctic talon]

Heroin is not caffeine

[storm jungle]

pork also exists

[arctic talon]

Those are “energy” supplements

[urban spire]

what manner of xeno is a pork?

[queen laurel]

Wolf

Are you drunk or did you just wake up

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/porky-pig-gif-23600937

[urban spire]

i know the logical next step is a purge meme but i'm so tired of those

[rose thorn]

I have a complaint about the lore of this guy

[queen laurel]

Welp let's hear it

[rose thorn]

He’s supposed to be full of sentient flies just puppeting his body

[urban spire]

critical support for the endangered pork xeno

[crisp heath]

Hahaha

[queen laurel]

No i want pork ribs

I'm eating them whether you like it or not

[urban spire]

oh i know

[rose thorn]

He’s also a pirate !

Wait

Never mind

I got him confused with the guy from the dawnbringer book

[humble shoal]

Heres the thing, you dont need xenos to have a pork equivilent.....

[crisp heath]

I hear man is the closest to pork

[rose thorn]

He’s all good lol I confused him with the leader of the regiment fo renown

[crisp heath]

Pretty sure you go nuts eating human tho

[urban spire]

here's some cool cannibalism lore: ||humans, like many predators, taste like whatever they've been eating recently, so human doesn't necessarily taste like pork!||

[celest dome]

Guinea pig is apparently a much tender pig like meat
Not Cuy, is another I'll look

[urban spire]

you can get prion disease, which is real fucking bad

[humble shoal]

Just dont eat the brains

Dont be like chorda

[queen laurel]

Aight chat time to worship the gulping god

What's the best way to cook kroot

[crisp heath]

🤔

[urban spire]

just gimme the starch

[crisp heath]

Roasted slow

[queen laurel]

Feed them i reckon grox and chicken

[crisp heath]

Over embers on a spit

[urban spire]

can i interest anyone in a grape? or perhaps a vegetable?

[queen laurel]

Unless i can throw that in a barbecue no

[outer wave]

Kroot ribs sounds pretty okay

[urban spire]

you can barbecue vegetables

[crisp heath]

Peeking kroot sounds divine

[urban spire]

i wouldn't try with a grape

[sly ivy]

I stopped eating pork 4 the most part

Haram

No it’s bc pigs are too fucking smart

[queen laurel]

Yeah but better to use them to make meat taste better

[sly ivy]

It’s like eating a chimp

[urban spire]

i just don't like it that much, and yeah pigs are uncomfortably close to human

[sly ivy]

and at least chimps are evil so you don’t feel as bad

[outer wave]

Caremelized onions would go well....

[crisp heath]

Mmm

Gravy mash Spuds maybe some sweet potatoes

[urban spire]

also raising a million billion livestock the way western civilization does is so incredibly inefficient

[humble shoal]

Chimps wouldnt taste good tbh

[crisp heath]

It pisses me off when people waste food

[outer wave]

Same

[humble shoal]

This, especially meat

If you are going to kill an animal for food

You better not waste it

[sly ivy]

I agree w that

Meat good tho in general

[crisp heath]

That's sustainable and only taking what you need. Pity people aren't like thus

[sly ivy]

Even tho I’m a giant softy and I’m sure I’d get attached to fucking chickens

Never mind a mammal

[urban spire]

chickens are so cute...

[outer wave]

I especially hate when people hunt for sport

[crisp heath]

I love chickens

There so neat

[outer wave]

Chickens are terrifying lil fellas

[urban spire]

that too

[outer wave]

I love pigs though

Pigs are cute

[celest dome]

And ||tasty||

[queen laurel]

I might enjoy eating meat dishes but the least i can do is respect the life that had to give up so that i can eat that

[outer wave]

They are!

[sly ivy]

I can’t handle the congested industrial pig farm images

[urban spire]

the expression "fox in the henhouse" means something else to you if you've ever seen what happens to a fox that gets into the henhouse, and the hens decide to heed the ancient raptor imperative

[outer wave]

And I respect you more for having that opinion

[crisp heath]

Have you seen how hens deal with mice and rats?

[sly ivy]

Rip

[crisp heath]

They used to be dinosaurs

The raptor in them comes out

[storm jungle]

I was playing RD2 yesterday

[outer wave]

God bird evolution is so weird

[sly ivy]

It’s silly

[storm jungle]

had a quest where Arthur and a native american outlaw member were out looking for a bison to kill for the camp folks

and you just stumble across like

[sly ivy]

Birds are silly

[storm jungle]

an entire dead herd of them

[urban spire]

red dead redead ded?

[storm jungle]

and he gets mad

because he knows its poachers doing this, aka just endlessly killing the bisons for fun

so we find them and he fucking shoots them dead

[urban spire]

i love birds so much

[storm jungle]

I choked the last guy myself lol

[crisp heath]

10/10 satisfying ending

[outer wave]

Based ending

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/XF4y1Un8fAM

its a really good quest

[urban spire]

rd2 is good

[sly ivy]

Tf u shoot people 4 killing a bunch of cows

Cringe

[storm jungle]

I love killing americans ❤️

[humble shoal]

Meanwhile in rd1 you could be the reason the buffalo go extinct

[queen laurel]

Aight guy that doesn't care about life

Slow down

[humble shoal]

[storm jungle]

Lmao yep

[sly ivy]

May as well shoot all humans we’ve caused the extinction of so many megafauna

[urban spire]

shouts out to the cop who pretends nothing is happening when you beat the shit out of the race scientist next to him

the mythical good cop

[storm jungle]

I would if I could tbh

[crisp heath]

I still haven't played either of them

[storm jungle]

DUDE

I DID THAT YESTERDAY

[storm jungle]

Highly extremely recommend playing RD2

I started last week and I cannot drop it

[crisp heath]

I have an Xbox i dont know why I havnt gotten them

[storm jungle]

its so good man

[sly ivy]

[terse kestrel]

what is this referencing

[urban spire]

it owns

[storm jungle]

probably laziness, entire reason I skipped out on RD2 since 2016

[humble shoal]

I mean killing the food source of an area is pretty much murder

[urban spire]

i spent weeks just kickin around in the postgame too

[crisp heath]

Yeah I think your pretty spot on with that

[queen laurel]

Now this is peak

[sly ivy]

Non human animals take priority over vegetables but not humans obv

[queen laurel]

Oh you're the type of guy that would kill someone's dog

[outer wave]

I wonder how bison are doing in Alberta now

[sly ivy]

By order of phylogenetic relatedness weighted w intelligence

[storm jungle]

Yeah id say get it now if you can, its legit worth it. Tons of stuff to do, and I say this as a non-Red Dead fan, you wont be dissapointed, its very relaxing.

like, hold on

[sly ivy]

To save the guy yes

If a choice given

Or another guy

[humble shoal]

The thing is you are t killing them because they killed cows

[sly ivy]

that’s basic morality

[queen laurel]

And i thought i was heartless

[humble shoal]

But because they poached all of the cows

[crisp heath]

But it's a doggo

[urban spire]

destabilizing an ecosystem because it's funny is vile enough to earn someone a bullet i reckon

[sly ivy]

you wouldn’t kill a dog to save a person

bet you would

If it came down to it

[crisp heath]

People are bad doggos pure

[queen laurel]

I'm not heartless enough to take family away from family but you are so

[sly ivy]

I love dogs. They’re still not human beings

[queen laurel]

Anyway

[storm jungle]

Yeah Charles says as much in the mission, the corpses they leave behind arent even harvested fully like the one you kill yourself/skin.

They are left rotten and ruined, the guys you interrogate also confirm it was done by some corpo fuck to them blame it on the local native americans.

[humble shoal]

Eh, some dogs are built mean sadly rnough

[crisp heath]

No dog is built mean.

[sly ivy]

Yeah not their fault 😦

[crisp heath]

It's 100% the owner

[wind kestrel]

would gladius prime from gladius relics of war be the worst imperial hive world to live in right now given what's going on there

[humble shoal]

Yeah its an environment issue, but sometimes damage is unfixable

[sly ivy]

Are you intentionally missing the point lmao

[crisp heath]

And what experiences happen to them

[urban spire]

yeah a lot of the stuff about certain breeds behaving certain ways is down to the owners buying into it

[storm jungle]

Every single faction is on that planet so id say yes lol

[sly ivy]

No I mean dogs can be genetically aggressive

But that’s also not their fault

[humble shoal]

Is it a demon world yet, cuz that might be worse

[crisp heath]

Oh this yeah thats true

[queen laurel]

I'm not the one saying i'm taking away a companion and family member by many people now am i

Okay the dog is now gone what is the person going to do with their life

Because that dog is family to them

[crisp heath]

But that's why it's upto the owner to correct them properly

[queen laurel]

Did i save them or did i just prolong their suffering

[storm jungle]

Also late but, eugenicist ahh quote 😭

[sly ivy]

….. so let the person die. Now dog is fucked and also isn’t human

[urban spire]

dogs can be bred to be aggressive, but anyone who's seen a dachshund knows aggression doesn't have much to do with the dog being good or not

[wind kestrel]

if you play as chaos marines that can happen

it already is a necron tomb world and there's a rampant tyranid invasion on it because the admech did some unspecified experiments on them without telling anyone

[humble shoal]

Issue with that is sometimes it is too late

[sly ivy]

Hey I’m a biologist

Just facts

[queen laurel]

I'm not saying i'm going to let them die you're the one who makes the choice not me

I'm willing to save them both if i have to

[crisp heath]

Oh 100% that's why not everyone should have dogs

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr-2-uncle-uncle-rdr2-lumbago-gif-11062837489566596112

[queen laurel]

Because that's the right thing not the easy thing

[storm jungle]

Mmhmh, lumbago

[sly ivy]

Bro are you one of those people who doesn’t understand hypotheticals

It’s if there has to be a choice

[urban spire]

ok but some hypotheticals are pretty pointless

[queen laurel]

And you're the one who's answering hypotheticals with the easy choice because you want to do the easier one not me

[storm jungle]

I love animals but i know im too irresponsible to own one tbh

[sly ivy]

Obviously if you have the choice to save a person and a dog at great cost that is not a life it’s a good thing

[sly ivy]

Bet you’re not

[wind kestrel]

also an ongoing tau colonization attempt, druhkhari raid & whatever else you could imagine, like, there are catachan devils casually strutting about

[storm jungle]

I mean for pets

also too much effort

watching videos is easier

[urban spire]

she's already taking care of a discord server

[sly ivy]

This one was relevant to the q of whether animal lives are equivalent to human lives in various ways.

[crisp heath]

I had cats from my childhood , they lived full lives but recentky died it was really hard , now I can't own another pet because of the fear of loosing them

[urban spire]

which is like an animal that hates you

[sly ivy]

Which honestly idk it is an interesting q

[sly ivy]

Lmaooo

[storm jungle]

Its one of the reasons why I also dont want a pet yeah. Like I get it, your job is to make sure they live a good life etc but man im sorry i cannot deal with the emotional fallout 💀

[outer wave]

I had a dog when I was younger, and while his life was pretty good, I feel like we didnt do enough for him. Therefore, Im not owning another pet, even if it would be nice.

[sly ivy]

😦 fair

Bet the dog had a happy life in its head

[urban spire]

yeah that's how i feel

however i have had a cat inflicted upon me, so i'm doing my best

[sly ivy]

not saying this is wrong choice just don’t feel guilty

[outer wave]

Yeah, we were too lazy, and I dont wanna give another animal that laziness. His life was pretty good, but he died from a sickness, not sure what though. His face was swollen by the end.

[languid meadow]

The blessed arguments have returned. Chat is healing!

[crisp heath]

It's also like I don't want to have something happen to them and be stuck in the state of vet care or euthanasia it's selfish I know but mb one day I'll rescue a animal and Give it a life

[humble shoal]

Tumor

[urban spire]

no we're all just sitting around agreeing with each other's points, something's fucked up

[storm jungle]

I care more about the horse I got in Red Dead 2 than a pet id own IRL lmao

[sly ivy]

Yeah I’m gonna be a disaster when my dumb fucking 0.5 iq cat kicks the bucket

[languid meadow]

Suicide pact is back on then

[outer wave]

Maybe it was a tumor, thought it was something to do with his ears, since they smelt particularly bad and he kept scratching them.

[humble shoal]

We just need to bring eternal back

[sly ivy]

PBUH

[humble shoal]

Then there would be only arguments

[urban spire]

who?

[crisp heath]

Eternal was mean to me 🥺

[queen laurel]

The guy is fun to talk to when he works but he started an argument over the minecraft movie for more than 40 minutes

[storm jungle]

He was a local dipshit marine user

Iron Hands btw which checks out

[urban spire]

rip bozo

[sly ivy]

The basedest man on the server

Taken from us too young

[storm jungle]

kaggen was also like

his only supporter and friend

lmao

[urban spire]

lmao

[humble shoal]

Exactly, in the 40k darktide server lore chat there is only arguments

[sly ivy]

🫡

[jade holly]

Damn Iron Hands keep catching strays

[sly ivy]

I need fights in here for my mental health

[crisp heath]

There is only war

[storm jungle]

Every time I wanna like them either a fan of theirs or some thing online makes me hate them.

[humble shoal]

What are they gonna do, complain to their primarch?

[jade holly]

Mfw it’s preferable to be an IW fan

[queen laurel]

You don't understand this guy claimed he didn't care about the movie okay

Apparently he just really wanted to argue why it's shit
That's it that's literally it

[wind kestrel]

and the only people defending this planet from orks & whatnot?

an unspecified space marine chapter that's housed on there (they're on the wrong side of the rift and unless we consider the ultima founding dlc canon, they didn't get primaris
an unspecified IG regiment that's seemingly ill-equipped and underfunded
adepta sonoritas just cuz they felt like arriving there
admech who are actively a threat becuase they don't want anyone to find out about what they were doing before the orks came about with their waaaagh and are responsible for tyranids being on the planet at all

idk man atoma prime has it rough but this is beyond compare

[queen laurel]

Like it's funny to have arguments with them once in a while but that one was just

[humble shoal]

He never cared

[queen laurel]

F****** specifically stupid

[humble shoal]

Just always wanted to argue

[sly ivy]

Based

[queen laurel]

Well yeah compared to you he actually makes more sense but you know

[humble shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/problem-gif-27283036

[crisp heath]

I actually remember this

[queen laurel]

Ignore that

[sly ivy]

B a s e d

[crisp heath]

I asked if it was a good movie

And it all kicked off

[humble shoal]

So was it?

[sly ivy]

I tried 2 learn at his feet but the student is never the master

[queen laurel]

Yeah everyone was just a green that it's not the best but it's a serviceable movie

[storm jungle]

Chaos Fans legit are almost always 90% the time chiller because they at least dont pretend to be good guys lmao

"My faction skins kids because its funny lol lmao"

[queen laurel]

And the guy who didn't care by the way

[jade holly]

Reminds me of how metal performers are usually more nice and sweet cause they get their anger out through their music

[queen laurel]

Decided that he would wage an argument war that would last 40 minutes

Because apparently it's s***

Like i've had fun talking with him but like

[urban spire]

ork fans are mostly ok unless they try to do the accent

[queen laurel]

Seriously

[humble shoal]

Mine does that too, but they are still loyalists

[jade holly]

U wot

[humble shoal]

Somehow

[queen laurel]

Hey i'm right here you know

[humble shoal]

[urban spire]

:3c

listen i'd never dare insinuate

but some people just can't do it

[outer wave]

I wish I could do accents better, just so I could do that accent and other accents

[queen laurel]

There is just one thing that makes a bad ork fan

Those that do not know the lore

They can funny speak all they want

But the moment i hear you say they bend reality i will snap your spine i

[humble shoal]

I have no lore but I must krump

[urban spire]

there's that too

[storm jungle]

@crisp heath Also

last bit of Red Dead 2 propaganda

ok im done

[crisp heath]

Yeah I don't know muxh about the lore but I enjoy orks

[storm jungle]

this scene was prob when I realised this game is peak

[urban spire]

meme lore is just a general plague on 40k

[crisp heath]

I know a few important orks

[humble shoal]

Tuska breaking into the eye of terror was funny

Ork snipers are the best units

[vagrant fox]

RDR2 is very good listen to uncle orthur

[rocky gale]

Think this is the first Underworlds warband I've seen that feels like a swing and a miss to me

I hope it's just the way they've been painted, because the faces look so bad

[urban spire]

idk

[crisp heath]

Are those gw models?

[humble shoal]

Looks like mileena

[rocky gale]

Yea brand new GW moels

[queen laurel]

Yes age of sigmar

[rocky gale]

They look so rough

[crisp heath]

They really look like privateer press

[queen laurel]

For underworlds

[crisp heath]

They look like something out of hordes or warmachine

Maybe even malifaux

[urban spire]

the worst people you know are going to paint these in a dark skin tone

[rocky gale]

The Bulldog looks great though

[urban spire]

and just make everyone uncomfortable

[humble shoal]

You know it

[storm jungle]

bro kissed a lego skull

[urban spire]

i kinda miss warmachine

shouldn't talk about that here though gw will come to my house and cry

[crisp heath]

Is warmachine no longer in production

[humble shoal]

Is there a freebootas game?

[urban spire]

it is, i just don't play it lol

[crisp heath]

Ngl it's a superior game

[celest dome]

Oh god they're aweful

[queen laurel]

That's just blades of khorne for you

[crisp heath]

Ah

[celest dome]

And I say that as a Khornate guy

[urban spire]

it had a rough period but i hear it's gotten better

[rocky gale]

Like this guy, love this guy

[outer wave]

Dog bull

[crisp heath]

Those games are just way more fun to play

[urban spire]

love the tramp stamp

[crisp heath]

Smite me now

But it's so much less of a headache

[rocky gale]

Look at him with his little Khorne cutie mark

[queen laurel]

I mean i like war machines warjacks monsters

Those look cool

[crisp heath]

Just the way the rules work is what I'm meaning

[queen laurel]

Trolls and warjacks are sick

[urban spire]

100%

[crisp heath]

Tbf tho it's a skirmish game being compared to 40k so cant really compare

[urban spire]

eh we're in the lore channel not the tabletop channel

[rocky gale]

Underworlds is like a skirmish game

I think

[normal light]

Kinda Kill Team

[urban spire]

also 40k has plenty of skirmish games

[normal light]

but separate

[crisp heath]

Skirmish is my favorite genre

[rocky gale]

Na that's Warcry

[normal light]

Cheap

[rocky gale]

Underworlds is kinda weirder

[normal light]

I forgot about that one

[crisp heath]

I like fast games that are cheap and have cool terrain and narrative

[urban spire]

i do like my xcom scale engagements

[rocky gale]

Like even smaller teams and there's a deck builder aspect to it as well

[normal light]

True, WH40K Kill Teams are almost all pretty decent looking

[rocky gale]

Like Warcry is squad size so around 10 models normally, but Underworld will be like 3 or 4 models

[crisp heath]

I gotta agree the kill team boxes are gorgeous

[queen laurel]

One of the groups that is literally just three armored orks

[crisp heath]

The ogryns look crazy

Wait I might ve thinking of necromunda lol

[queen laurel]

If they have cybernetic implants then yeah that would be the necromunda ogryn gang

[urban spire]

necromunda is so fucking cool

[normal light]

idk Blooded are kinda generic chaos guard vibe (which they are) also cool looking

[urban spire]

i have never played it

[normal light]

Necromunda probably

[queen laurel]

It is peak

[normal light]

I don't reckon Ogryns in Kill Team

[crisp heath]

It's necromunda

[urban spire]

i just love reading about necromunda

[crisp heath]

And yes the heretic boxes are amazing

[urban spire]

i love ancient megastructures

[normal light]

Although it's a shame they took away kill teams of standard units - IG squad, Mechanicus cadre (or what it was called)

[queen laurel]

Ashwaste nomads my beloved

[urban spire]

darktide is perfect it was made for me

[normal light]

True, true

[urban spire]

almost made for me, still no tech adept class

[crisp heath]

This is munda?

[humble shoal]

I need my axe

[normal light]

although House Cawdor gets a place in my hurt for being fanatical cultists of Imperial Cult

[humble shoal]

I neeeed it

[queen laurel]

Yes this group specifically is the Ash waste nomads

[crisp heath]

That's a really nice model

Gives a kenshi vibe

[celest dome]

Best Ash Waste nomads

BIRB

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/king-shark-suicide-squad-bird-jamegunn-thesuicidesquad-gif-22066177

[urban spire]

technically that's kind of a birb yeah

[crisp heath]

Fav animals are birbs

[urban spire]

birbs is so good

[queen laurel]

Oh hey Asun Ghar lady of the ash

[urban spire]

love birbs

[queen laurel]

And her pet grapple hawk

Big enough to kill a man

[sly ivy]

Cogtide

[queen laurel]

She is a badass lady that has a giant bird and a psyker

[celest dome]

Best ||Helmawr|| kid tbh

[queen laurel]

That's not really a high bar to clear it's so low to the ground a dwarf can limbo over it

[urban spire]

sick

wait, limbo OVER it? is that how limbo works?

[sly ivy]

Underworlds minis have worse quality usually if you look at detail and fidelity

People are all about them bc they have cool poses or whatever

But they’re kinda shit

[rocky gale]

Na they're usually pretty good

[sly ivy]

Bc it’s GW

[rocky gale]

Thricefold Discord!!!!!!!!!

[sly ivy]

Ok those are nice

[rocky gale]

Best Daemonette models GW have ever made

and they don't sell them anymore

[sly ivy]

One of those was meta in warcry for like 6 months if I recall

[rocky gale]

Were basically only on sale for like 4 months and then gone

[crisp heath]

Warcry? When I was like 12 I tried to make a alternate set of rules to 40k called warcry

[celest dome]

Still my prefered Underworld miniatures

[crisp heath]

Didn't really get past the idea but

[rocky gale]

Ye Warcry is the skirmish game mode for Age of Sigmar

[queen laurel]

Ah Kharadron overlords

[crisp heath]

I should have copyrighted

[queen laurel]

Absolutely amazing

[languid meadow]

Get obliterated

[sharp pollen]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[arctic talon]

God those faces look so bad lol

[crisp heath]

I can allready hear the music in that it's 10x louder than it should be

#sigmawarhamer40kedit

[sly ivy]

They’re kinda mid tho except crows and also that New Zealand parrot that eats sheep and cars

[crisp heath]

Kea

[sly ivy]

Bless u

[urban spire]

there's a new guinea bird that's covered in neurotoxin

pitohui

[crisp heath]

Man it's alot more chill here

Everyone's PISSED about the decal change on the arbite

[urban spire]

just a little guy

i think it's the only poisonous bird

[arctic talon]

That’s cool

Is the neurotoxin dangerous for humans

[urban spire]

makes your fingers numb, that's about it

[outer wave]

Is it really that bad?

Because I saw it and it looks fine?

[queen laurel]

This bastard saw
poison and decided to rub it all over the feathers

[arctic talon]

Neat

[sly ivy]

There are a few other taxa

Widely scattered

[crisp heath]

It gets bad then eases up then goes straight back it's been interesting to watxh

[sly ivy]

They sequester and concentrate it from food

Unclear to what extent their cell physiology is actually specialized for it. Not enough comparative work.

[crisp heath]

Someone said that everyone had American mindset buying food eating it then wanting a refund that was good

[sly ivy]

But it seems to work for them. I wouldn’t be surprised if all birds were somewhat resistant to batrachotoxins. They are very alien animals.

[crisp heath]

Birds don't feel spice

[sly ivy]

And there are lots of low-read genomes right now but the reference genome, the chicken, is really shitty.

[arctic talon]

Capcasin isn’t poison tbf

[crisp heath]

Yeah it's just interesting

[arctic talon]

Are chickens really shitty genetically?

As in the jungle fowl

[sly ivy]

Constant pain in the ass for bird molecular biology

[arctic talon]

Not the domesticated one

[sly ivy]

No they’re great

The assembly is just old and badly annotated

The reference sequence that everyone uses.

[crisp heath]

I like chickens there cool and they taste good

[sly ivy]

Bird genomes are tiny. They pooped out a bunch of excess dna

Happens in pterosaurs too. Something about flight. Might literally relate to lighter tissues. Cell size scales with nucleus size which scales with genome size.

[crisp heath]

Reckon a pterosaur would be good eatin

[sly ivy]

we know indirectly with pterosaurs bc we know their cell sizes from empty cavities in bones

Yes but not a lot of meat

It would just be breast and wing they don’t have the big juicy thighs

Chickens are great models for birds. They’re pretty similar to the ancestral bird.

[crisp heath]

Is it true chickens are related to the t-rex

Or is that false

[arctic talon]

As much as humans are related to a fish

[crisp heath]

Ah

[arctic talon]

Very distant

[sly ivy]

No

Way more closely

[crisp heath]

Oh

[outer wave]

Yeah, reptiles are closely (relatively) related to birds

[sly ivy]

All living things on earth are related. But chickens share a very recent common ancestor with Tyrannosaurus as compared to their last common ancestor with us.

Birds are reptiles.

[crisp heath]

I hear alot of people saying dinosaurs had feathers lately

[sly ivy]

And they are dinosaurs.

All dinosaurs had feathers. So did pterosaurs.

Possibly some lost them but I think not.

Even the giant ones probably had little bits sticking out like elephant hair.

[crisp heath]

If you look at the cassiuary and the behavior in birds it does make sense

[arctic talon]

Tbf there’s been evidence of that for ages

People just like

Don’t prefer them aesthetically ig lol

[sly ivy]

The killing kick is ancestral. All primitive birds do it. There’s a fossil of a literal velociraptor in combat with another dinosaur and the raptor is doing it to the other one’s neck.

[languid meadow]

Again when it comes to prehistoric Dinosaurs when most people talk about them being related to birds they are talking about theropods

[crisp heath]

I think giant birds are way more scary tbh

[queen laurel]

After jurassic park set the reptilian dinosaur standard it has been hard to break its grip

[sly ivy]

In the same pose chickens use when they fight.

[languid meadow]

they've been lizard like for over a hundred years

[sly ivy]

Ya

Thomas Henry Huxley and OC Marsh saw the bird relationship in like 1865 tho

[languid meadow]

but again THEROPODS are related to birds, flying reptiles and sauropods don't have much of a connection

[queen laurel]

Yes but i mean like

Jurassic park sending the modern interpretation standards of all of them looking like a reptile while some look more bird like the others

[sly ivy]

Yeah they do

Sauropods are the sister taxon of theropods

[queen laurel]

It's almost always going to look like a featherless reptilian monster nowadays

[sly ivy]

The common ancestor looked like a small theropod.

All dinosaurs are stem birds in modern evolutionary parlance.

Triceratops, sauropods, stegosaurus

So are pterosaurs hilariously

So that one branch of the reptile tree produced two of the three flying vertebrate clades.

[languid meadow]

bring back flying reptiles

the real ones

[sly ivy]

I wonder whether they got flat outcompeted by avialans or what

[languid meadow]

They still semi exist

[sly ivy]

I bet they did.

[languid meadow]

I mean their Genus is called Draco which is cool

[sly ivy]

Draco respectable lizards

And there are the gliding snakes

That steer by slithering through the air

[sly ivy]

Yeah they can be made horrifying

@crisp heath check out this clip https://youtu.be/yS71VeptuEc?feature=shared

[languid meadow]

I do like how recently Troodon went from being real to not being real, back to being real

[sly ivy]

I hate dinosaur taxonomy arguments lmao those guys are always yapping about stupid shit

Phylogeny more interesting depending on

what it is

[crisp heath]

There was a dinosaur that apparently early humans may have been around that was incredibly dangerous I'm trying to remeber the name

[sly ivy]

A bird? Titanis?

[crisp heath]

It would follow them home at night

I think you may be right

[sly ivy]

That’s one of the giant terror birds

Prob encountered people. Got into future southern us

[crisp heath]

Ohh no it's not that

[languid meadow]

Humans have been around giant birds for millennium we just killed some of them faster than others/they got out competed by other animals then we killed them

[crisp heath]

It was a very big bird tho

[sly ivy]

There’s also a very early stem human skull, the Taung Child, who has possible eagle talon holes in its head

[languid meadow]

Moas are cool I wish they were still around

[sly ivy]

Me too

[crisp heath]

Dodos too

[languid meadow]

too tasty

[crisp heath]

I'm in nz funny enough

[sly ivy]

On so many species’ gravestones

[sly ivy]

So many ancient survivors there still

[languid meadow]

imagine trying to land a plane with millions of pigeons in the air

[sly ivy]

Tuatara sister to all lizards

[crisp heath]

Tuatara , kiwi

[sly ivy]

Kea sister to all other parrots

Kiwi palaeognath bird

[crisp heath]

Kiwi have to be very old

[sly ivy]

Also the rifleman

Little unobtrusive bird but it’s sister to all other songbirds

[languid meadow]

https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/journal-of-paleontology/article/troodontid-specimens-from-the-cretaceous-two-medicine-formation-of-montana-usa-and-the-validity-of-troodon-formosus/3E58F1FDA3FE53DE569E0D0B20E79F22 nerd article for people who want to know how the troodon was "revived"

very silly thing and I love how you have to live in fear your favourite dinosaur can just be obliterated

[crisp heath]

I feel like tui are quite old too

There kinda a parrot I think

They bully the other birds slower than them and get drunk off certain trees

[sly ivy]

They’re an early branch of the songbird tree

Inside of where riflemen branch off but still old.

[crisp heath]

I get to hear them in the morning and everynown and then we get moreporks

Tiny little owls very cool birds there sound is literally more-pork

Like a whistle that sounds like that

[rose thorn]

AHHH ilove these id ont get the dislike

[rose thorn]

they arel ike mutant uncanny valley cannibal weirdos

[arctic talon]

Their faces look bad, not even in like an ugly intentionally sense I just think they look bad

More power to you if you like them though

[rose thorn]

i think ill paint gore on the mouths, make it look less uh whats teh word

LIKE CARGO

[arctic talon]

Yeah if the mouths were really bloody it would look better

Imo

[rose thorn]

someone said supposdely they want heavy metal to paint less gore

[normal light]

Thin your paints moment

[arctic talon]

Well eavy metal has never been big on gore tbh

[languid meadow]

Back on my Halo binge and I just gotta bring up that I love every ship design in this series

Halcyon-Class light cruiser my beloved

[normal light]

Reminds me of Killzone ones

Used by non-helghast faction (i forgot their name)

[rocky gale]

I really hope it's just the way they've been painted, but the mouths just look so goofy and bad to me

[sly ivy]

But ya gotta love the og more

[winter vessel]

was always more partial to the Marathon Class

but Frigates were more of my alley. Paris

[languid meadow]

Yeah I just about to say I love the Paris class

I love how blocky UNSC designs are compared to the Covie designs

also the Banished designs

[winter vessel]

and seeing the Dawn making her landing the first time on 3.

chills. literal chills

[languid meadow]

I need an official space RTS set in Halo

[winter vessel]

interesting enough. The Long Night of Solace is, so far, the only in-game appearance of the Sh'wada-pattern supercarrier. One of the largest known vessels during the Covenant's time. dare i say bigger then the Kerel-pattern assault carrier

[sly ivy]

But all this is academic we all kno there is only one best ship

[nocturne crest]

Do orks pronounce ribs with a s or z?

[languid meadow]

God I wish the Covenants mastery over artificial gravity was shown more in the games since it would've made the missions on their ships cooler

[languid meadow]

I think it depends on the clan and the word

Oh wait

ribs

I honestly don't remember of an instance of them saying ribs

fuck

[winter vessel]

be cool in one level, like say we were going to kill regret on board his ship in H2 while its still in space. the crew gets desperate enough to disable the ship's artificial gravity without warning, everything starts floating, large crates, banshees, wraiths, everything being a collateral threat.

[languid meadow]

Banished Dreadnaughts being very Brutish is so cool

really does match their species

[tough haven]

I think that exists

[languid meadow]

I only know of the mods for EAW and Sins

[winter vessel]

wish Infinite's campaign, considering there was a number of side missions to do on the ring, there'd be one where we could go inside a Dreadnought and blow one up again

[languid meadow]

I think Infinite's campaign was great besides the endless stuff, all the new Banished stuff we got is so cool

also them bringing back T'vaoans

[winter vessel]

it was cool seeing them again

[terse blaze]

I asked general but this seems more fit
what's the year in DT?
between 000 and 005M42 I guess but no idea

[winter vessel]

and sadly, newer content related to lore is only being given in brief updates in excerpts. Hell, WE LOST the academy and don't get a special type of mission event to defend it

Least Jun and Rosenda are okay

[celest dome]

As said in general, current Warhammer timeline, we know that the lion is already back up for example

[languid meadow]

I have yet to year any voiceline mentioning the lion are we sure it exists

[terse blaze]

so more than 005

[languid meadow]

Them dropping the bomb that a flood infected spartan is out there in a short audio book

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[celest dome]

I think I've only heard it once or twice right after the update that followed the Lion's return

[terse blaze]

also, in the intro Brahms says "it is the 41st millenia" wich is... a lie?

[languid meadow]

tbf

GW does that

[terse blaze]

"Darktide happens in a Warp-time fuckery" - Fatshark

[languid meadow]

even tho they themselves know it's 42M

[celest dome]

Yesn't, time just take a long time, and many people in the setting aren't certain due to using Warp travel all the time

[shadow plover]

they just don't like to change the catchphrase from 41st to 42nd

[dapper gyro]

It is just the iconic line of WH40K.

[languid meadow]

Time and dating is weird and annoying due to the warp

[terse blaze]

but a lie 😄

[dapper gyro]

If* it start from the 41'000, it is still the 41st.

[winter vessel]

yep. y'all can't fit that in besides a little sigil of a flood infected form in its containment box. I mean its good they haven't forgotten one of the most deadliest parasitic species in action sci-fi and knowing the grim situation of a flood infected Spartan raises the stakes. but, you coulda run more with that

[shadow plover]

it's the start of 42'000 actually

[terse blaze]

Cadia went boom so it's 42nd already

[arctic talon]

its like 5-10 years after

since its the very start

[arctic talon]

that was still in M41

technically

Just 999.M41

[dapper gyro]

Cadia went boom in 999.

[arctic talon]

a lot of things happen in 999.M41

hell even gman wakes up

[terse blaze]

didn't they say something about Roboute being alive again?

[dapper gyro]

So still one more year.

[arctic talon]

The indomitus crusade has begun

so it is around 3-5 years into M42

[terse blaze]

that was my guess, but somebody mentioned Lion

[arctic talon]

The Lion is still sleeping

in Darktide chrnologically

[shadow plover]

has there really been a lion mention in the game?

[celest dome]

The Rejects have mentioned his return

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/125e4cy/new_voice_lines_about_lions_return/

[arctic talon]

as in him being back?

what

[shadow plover]

that's pretty fucked up

[dapper gyro]

Also, it is the start of Brams going to Atoma, not when the reject actually gets recruited.

[languid meadow]

wouldn't matter anyway since I don't think son of the forest doesn't have any dates?

[arctic talon]

"that one of the Primarchs returned, the brother of Guilliman himself!"

[languid meadow]

I can't find shit

[arctic talon]

No

Sons of the forest is like

15 years into M42 lol

give or take

we know because of arks of omen

[terse blaze]

do we trust Psykers now?

[languid meadow]

I HATE YOU BLACK LIBRARY

[dapper gyro]

Remember, Wolfer gets captured before the game starts.

[arctic talon]

also "that one of the Primarchs returned, the brother of Guilliman himself!"

could mean the fucking traitor primarchs

lol

its so vague it could mean literally anyone

it could be morty for all we fuckin know

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angy

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To note that those voice lines appeared like a couple of month after the Lion's book appeared

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morty, Lorgar and magnus are the 3 big active ones

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okay well that puts a wrench in Darktides chronology if Lion is back

lol

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or the lost ones

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well

unlikely they'll ever be brought out of the box

but yes

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bit of a stretch that one

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I'd say that

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I did always think DT does take place well into Indomitus for they've already got Primaris statues all over the place

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if femstodes work, the lost primarch will actually be matriarchs

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Custodes aren't like Marines though lol

and as far as we know the lost primarchs were male

bcs Malcador still brings up his stupid sisters idea to "temper" the primarch

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and for 20 years and lots of books, custodes were bois too, but

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not that long

lmao

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It's GW lore and they'll fuck it up as they want

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Custodes

have not existed in their current form

for over 10 years

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Custodes never had lore outright saying that they couldn't be/have female in their ranks

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Custodes didn't exist until the very end of 7e

At least not in their current form

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they really weren't even a faction till recently lmao

they just

existed

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I'm not sure where people get the 20 years thing for custodes from

lol

They've not existed properly until late 7e

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longer, they were first mentioned in 1987

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That

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but got the codex at 2018

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is not the current iteration

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From the oiled Custodes probably

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I do not count them as a real faction

that old lore was also not canon

starting 2e lol

2e retcon'd everything in Rogue Trader

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At that time they were still human iirc

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and yeah

they were normal humans back then

just like marines

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also but ass naked

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Well

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bring that back

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not that naked

they had underwear

And a cape

and helmet

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Auramite having a different meaning

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if we want to go by the earliest lore

necrons are actually chaos androids

and the imperium, eldar and squats actually get along

Gw chucked it all into the fire for 2e in any case lol

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"there have always been chaos androids"

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and then 3e is what is properly identifable as modern 40k

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More stuff for chaos = better

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Chaos androids do still exist funnily enough

they're just not related to necrons now

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Huh?

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When back in 2e and 1e they were the same thing

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Yeeeeeep

mentioned in the 9e CSM codex, 9e daemons codex and the bile books

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in the end, 40k is just "fantasy in space" joke that gave way more money than GW actually anticipated

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HUH?

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Genefather also mentions them

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yeah

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Whaaaaaa.....

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They're like

not releveant at all

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I need to take a look at it

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but they exist lol

They genuinely have negative quantity of lore

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idk interesting plot point in some TTRPG maybe

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mhm

but I think my point is custodes didn't exist in their modern form

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Didn't the TSons get some Chaos Androids ?

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till 2016

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Like this year

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Those are battle automata made by the mechanicum originally

not the chaos androids faction

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Different in what way

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Chaos Andorids are xenos robots

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I do like the Sagittarum guard squad custodes despite little info on em. think they're the only ones i've seen that doesn't have the banana helmet

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Men of Iron perhaps (not all maybe some)?

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also they look like necrons

lol

like explictly

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Ah

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Less skeleton more bulky

basicially they look like the old ass mini

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there's also the Venatari

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but in black metal

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yes

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"rattle me bones"

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wait

custodes are almost 8 years old regarding their first actual modern depiction

fuuuuuuuuuuuck I feel old now

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Idk, old Chaos Space Marines looked goofy and kinda proper in the same time

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Bone rattling sound

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Do you think we should see modern Ork robots ? The one they had that looked like the SM/Squat/Eldar...