THE COPIUM I AM HUFFING IS HEAVY
#40k-lore-chat
opaque coyote
I really never got why
Like
It's been a literal decade
Just release it already
Persona 4 released on PC
The metal gear games were remastered for PC asw
With a remake for Snake Eater coming out
It's time for some Blood
(borne)
sly ivy
Based
opaque coyote
Based
Although Frieza being revived was generally questionable, and if it had worse execution, it would've been dogshit
But they
Actually managed to pull it off well
It's like how Guilliman became a much more interesting character once he got revived
astral burrow
I really never got why
Cuz Sony
astral burrow
Sony isn't rational
opaque coyote
Just fucking do it
You would get so much bank SONY
JUST RELEASE IT ON PC SONY
PREFERABLY WITH 60 FPS
BUT I CAN TAKE IT NOT BEING THAT
JUST PLEASE
PLEASSSE
I'M FUCKING BEGGING
celest dome
Cause Sony is still in the consideration that games are there to sell consoles
And not the other way around
opaque coyote
Cause Sony is still in the consideration that games are there to sell consoles
CONSOLES ARE THERE TO SELL GAMES WHAT
Consoles are basically now just the cheaper alternative to building a gaming PC
celest dome
Exclusives were there to sell a console
opaque coyote
Exclusives were there to sell a console
Fair but the PS5 has zero games
...
Just like the PS3
Microsoft basically gave up
And they're actually still doing fine
celest dome
Microsoft realised a while ago that being a soft ware company was more fruitful on the long run
opaque coyote
I think the only game console that basically only has exclusives is Nintendo
rocky gale
Bloodborne at it's core is about the feminine experience and unfortunately Sony hate women, so it will never get a remake
opaque coyote
But tnd
I think Nintendo is permanently like
30 years behind
Their decisions confuse me
"Hm a harmless fangame. Time to get sued."
celest dome
Nintendo is only concerned about their traditions and the Japanese consumer base
opaque coyote
30 years behind
Actually worked for them in some occasions though. Since I think it's one of the few companies where the CEO actually sacrificed some of their own money to keep it afloat
95% of the time, CEOs fly out with the golden parachute
So at least they're dedicated.
paper haven
Nintendo is what EA wishes it was
astral burrow
Nintendo is a much worse company than EA
opaque coyote
I wouldn't say that.
But they are bad
paper haven
Exactly
astral burrow
Bloodborne at it's core is about the feminine experience and unfortunately Sony ...
What? How?
Is the main character female?
opaque coyote
Is the main character female?
It's a joke
astral burrow
God, I fucked up my YouTube recommended page
opaque coyote
Also the whole Eldritch abominations
astral burrow
It is just full of studying shit and exercises to fix posture
Where is my Lego star wars reviews, funny sketches and brainrot
opaque coyote
And of course with incomprehensible alien creatures
Comes
Monster birthing
For
Some reason?
Idk why that's connected
paper haven
I've seen talk that Bloodborne has heavy feminine themes but haven't had the chance to look into it, because I actually want to play the game and not be spoiled too much
astral burrow
Meant to say amazing lol
paper haven
But I also refuse to buy a console just for one game
celest dome
In the Nintendo sphere the worst company to me is gamesfreak, good lord are they wasting Pokemon
astral burrow
I am never buying a console even if they make battlefront 3 exclusive
paper haven
I will either play the game and learn for myself or never experience it.
opaque coyote
In the Nintendo sphere the worst company to me is gamesfreak, good lord are they...
Pokémon is purely alive because of autism I swear.
Then again I can say the same for Warhammer 40k
celest dome
Pokémon is purely alive because of autism I swear.
Then again I can say the sa...
I mean it's still fairly popular with kids
languid meadow
Just finished Killer of Killers, pretty damn good
opaque coyote
I mean it's still fairly popular with kids
True.
But also adults. A lot of adults have hyperfixations over pokemon.
rocky gale
Bloodborne has a lot of themes around motherhood, pregnancy, menstruation etc, like it's not exclusively about womanhood, but there's a lot about it.
opaque coyote
My best friend has a severe hyperfixation to pokemon to this day.
Even bought sword and shield despite it being complete ass
celest dome
Haven't played pokemon since pearl
astral burrow
Bloodborne has a lot of themes around motherhood, pregnancy, menstruation etc, l...
So death stranding 2 won't be on pc
How sad
opaque coyote
Haven't played pokemon since pearl
The 3ds games are actually pretty good
languid meadow
not at launch
paper haven
The connections between birth and blood were obvious to me even from here, I was really looking forward to digging into the themes
languid meadow
give it a year and DS2 will be on pc
opaque coyote
Accidental skull
paper haven
DS2 will be a switch exclusive
paper haven
Switch2. Whatever
astral burrow
not at launch
Cuz women
opaque coyote
I wonder if they actually upgraded the hardware to be on par
astral burrow
It adds up fr
languid meadow
what
opaque coyote
Or is it still as good as a PS2
astral burrow
Larmoths joke
paper haven
Bro DS1 would make the switch 2 explode
Not if you buy the 80 dollar graphical upgrade
languid meadow
opaque coyote
Speaking of the switch
astral burrow
Read the rest of the Convo!
opaque coyote
I wonder if I can start pirating games for it
opaque coyote
The first one not #2
opaque coyote
didn't it come out recently
Yup
paper haven
I wonder if I can start pirating games for it
At this point, it's unethical not to pirate switch games
astral burrow
I wonder if I can start pirating games for it
I pirated every single pokemon game
rocky gale
There's a pretty good video essay about it, called Visceral Femininity by Honey Bat
opaque coyote
At this point, it's unethical not to pirate switch games
Yeah but I have
No idea how to do it
astral burrow
I would trust someone called honey bat
I found out I have a tilted pelvis and it is annoying me so much
opaque coyote
Also Nintendo sometimes bricks consoles that have homebrew/pirate software
They still fucking do it for the 3ds for some reason
God knows why
paper haven
There's a pretty good video essay about it, called Visceral Femininity by Honey ...
I think I've seen that video. Although not all of it because, well, spoilers.
astral burrow
I just pirate on emulator lol
paper haven
I just wanna play Bloodborne damnit
opaque coyote
I just wanna play Bloodborne damnit
Same
opaque coyote
There's a pretty good video essay about it, called Visceral Femininity by Honey ...
I think it might be partially due to just being Lovecraftian
Since one of his fears was related to birthing
And all that junk
"Oh no they're mixed race!"
shrill scream of terror
paper haven
Honestly, that's gotta come up at least once
opaque coyote
So this is probably an extension of that aspect
Just extended specifically for horror
And not the racism leaking
paper haven
And if it doesn't convey the same existential terror that Lovecraft felt when he discovered he was part Irish, I'm gonna be disappointed.
opaque coyote
And if it doesn't convey the same existential terror that Lovecraft felt when he...
Tbf.
Fromsoft is good at that
They love playing with the existential
Like Dark Souls literally has it so that
"If you're undead, you will literally become a shambling zombie if you lose purpose."
paper haven
Tbf.
Fromsoft is good at that
The dark souls games were my favorite not because of the difficulty but because of the themes
opaque coyote
The dark souls games were my favorite not because of the difficulty but because ...
I like it partially because the difficulty plays into the themes
astral burrow
2 mins!
opaque coyote
You aren't a legendary hero. You're nameless dickhead #72919.
The only thing special about you is that you can come back after being brutally murdered.
But because of your endurance and dedication.
You become something more.
paper haven
Who also becomes a legendary hero. Only to be turned into firewood (spoilers)
astral burrow
You aren't a legendary hero. You're nameless dickhead #72919.
Doesn't stop the darktide rejects
paper haven
I swear the Dark tide rejects are inhuman
opaque coyote
Doesn't stop the darktide rejects
Canonically we're built different.
All of our exploits are actually canon
round tartan
And if it doesn't convey the same existential terror that Lovecraft felt when he...
Not even Irish, but part-Welsh. Not even from a different island, but just slightly more west from England on the same landmass.
paper haven
Four man teams regularly wipe out battalions
paper haven
Not even Irish, but part-Welsh. Not even from a different island, but just sligh...
That's even better
opaque coyote
"We got four men than can destroy entire battalions."
"Great! Now then, rank them up to the literal lowest rank of the inquisition."
"got it!"
Like idk it just makes sense to me that the Imperium
Being the
Barely functioning bureaucratic genocidal mess that it is
Wouldn't recognize talent when they see it
Ignoring four clearly skilled members that can reliably destroy entire armirs
astral burrow
Why are we built different
opaque coyote
And instead promoting somebody who got the job because their family is rich
astral burrow
Well I AM goated
polar hill
Bear in mind that the lowest ranks of the Inquisition are still some of the highest in the Imperium
paper haven
In the context of the game, every player is just as powerful and also was recruited from a prison ship by accident
polar hill
You don't stay alive in the Inquisition by merely being a rich kid
opaque coyote
Bear in mind that the lowest ranks of the Inquisition are still some of the high...
Yeah, but if the Imperium was somehow a pure meritocracy. We would 100% be higher than that
paper haven
So this warband has thousands of former death row inmates going on suicide missions that they regularly come back from
opaque coyote
In the context of the game, every player is just as powerful and also was recrui...
Canonically, the other players other than the four we're with don't really exist
Either that or died
storm jungle
Hundreds of Rejects die
^
opaque coyote
Because they're rejects
polar hill
The personalities we play are the exceptions
astral burrow
I don't die
storm jungle
We hear Rannick berate Morrow over it
paper haven
Sure hundreds die but those aren't player characters
opaque coyote
@storm jungle I honestly had a weird idea.
If you delete a character, they should be around the ship as a Servitor.
paper haven
I mean, maybe some of them.
late osprey
you might as well consider every wipe to be canon
which at the highest difficulties, you know is pretty common
storm jungle
Basically just dont think about it.
its not that deep but theres also precedence for explanations
paper haven
Basically just dont think about it.
But I want to think about it!
opaque coyote
which at the highest difficulties, you know is pretty common
Captain Wolfer deciding to send out 20 armored Ogryns, 15 machine gunners, and 10 snipers (this is the easiest wave)
late osprey
my headlore is that only Aurics+ are canon, win or loss
paper haven
This is how I got arrested in the first place
late osprey
so that makes the war pretty damn deadly
storm jungle
my headlore is that only Aurics+ are canon, win or loss
Well we arent auric on most of the missions we go to so...
(and those are the critical ones that do actually change the warzone)
paper haven
Rip
astral burrow
It looks sick
late osprey
Captain Wolfer deciding to send out 20 armored Ogryns, 15 machine gunners, and 1...
captain wolfer casually over-committing to kill a team (he'll lose 10 objectives by depleting the other missions)
polar hill
Aaa I can't wait for the 23rd, I don't want to hype myself for the story rework too much but my gut tells me it's gonna be good
languid meadow
Oh sweet mortal shell 2 got announced
late osprey
Well we arent auric on most of the missions we go to so...
yeah but anything lower gets silly high win rates
also i will definitely be redoing the whole story
astral burrow
Geoff go 10 minutes without glazing kojima challenge
Impossible
They cut kojima off lmao
astral burrow
He was gonna say smth but they played the trailer
storm jungle
Based 2x
astral burrow
I am stranding my death rn
Kojima understands English but can't speak?
So far it is death stranding 2 and mortal shell 2
Still no Kotor remake
languid meadow
Tbf understanding and reading a language is a different monster than speaking it
languid meadow
Probably not confident enough to do it on a stage
paper haven
Kojima glazing 5 minutes in
Kojims is the greatest writer of our time. If you ignore all the plot holes, unfinished story threads, pointless tangents, weird contrivances and just. Pretty much every major female character. And some make characters.
astral burrow
Who is Lucy James?
astral burrow
Kojims is the greatest writer of our time. If you ignore all the plot holes, unf...
He is too weird for me to like
languid meadow
Waiter Waiter more tom hardy
sly ivy
Kojima storylines are literally just wacky inconsistent nonsense lmao
But good aesthetics sure
paper haven
Metal gear solid 3 was the best one because it just told a straightforward story. I imagine this is because they had an editor strapped to kojima's hip the entire time
astral burrow
Kojima when forced to make a normal game
With no naked women, no brain washing, no babies in throat
paper haven
Death stranding is when Kojims is given free reign
sly ivy
Metal Gear is like the pinnacle of I am 14 and this is deep
astral burrow
The story isn't even that good
polar hill
No naked women? Pass
languid meadow
Finally peak is here
astral burrow
Complicated is all it has
languid meadow
Sonic
opaque coyote
Metal gear solid 3 was the best one because it just told a straightforward story...
I would say that MG1, 2, and 3 were good.
4 was bad.
5 can't really be judged since development was an absolute mess
astral burrow
HATSUNE MIKU
WHAT
I need to play this
Sonic and Sega all stars racing was my jam, had a physical disc for it
languid meadow
Ichiban, joker and fucking Miku
astral burrow
Can't use it now my laptop doesnt have a CD ROM lmao
paper haven
I would say that MG1, 2, and 3 were good.
4 was bad.
5 can't really be judged ...
Halfway through 2, I forgot what I was doing
astral burrow
Ichiban, joker and fucking Miku
Sonic too
opaque coyote
Halfway through 2, I forgot what I was doing
MGR was surprisingly solid writing wise despite being utter batshit since Platinum somehow outcrazy'd Kojima
languid meadow
Well yeah it's a SONIC game
storm jungle
It does a good tone of mixing seriousness with goofy japanese videogame developer moments.
Its literally half the reason why its so peak
astral burrow
You would be surprised
paper haven
Around the time I was fighting an overweight guy on roller skates I asked out loud: "What am I supposed to be doing again?"
storm jungle
You would be surprised
I mean not really, ive been a MGS fan for most of my life.
polar hill
Would I be right in saying Hatsune Miku is just Glup Shitto but for weebs
opaque coyote
Generally it's was MGS4 is considered the worst.
It's more a movie rather than an actual fucking game
astral burrow
People act like it is the second coming of Christ and nothing else has better writing
storm jungle
Would I be right in saying Hatsune Miku is just Glup Shitto but for weebs
She is.
astral burrow
Glup shitto is like, random background characters
Hatsune Miku is like a worldwide phenomenon lmao
storm jungle
People act like it is the second coming of Christ and nothing else has better wr...
Its writing is extremely good is the thing, but thats just some people overhyping it.
vagrant fox
Don't be mean to Miku 😔
languid meadow
This thing I don't like is glup shitto
astral burrow
You are a glup shitto
paper haven
MGR was surprisingly solid writing wise despite being utter batshit since Platin...
MGR is great but I consider it a spinoff more than a proper metal gear solid game. But honestly it is probably my favorite story in the series
astral burrow
In someone else's story, you are the glup shitto
storm jungle
MGR is great but I consider it a spinoff more than a proper metal gear solid gam...
Well
it is a spinoff
opaque coyote
Its writing is extremely good is the thing, but thats just some people overhypin...
I would say mixed.
Honestly, similar to George Lucas, he needs a editor on his ass to stop him from going too far
But he can cook
storm jungle
I would say mixed.
Honestly, similar to George Lucas, he needs a editor on his ...
Why do you think we got half the good shit we did
storm jungle
his studio team told him to stfu
and dont do it
like uh fun fact
he was gonna cancel MGS2 due to 9/11 after the game was literally fully complete
astral burrow
Kojima was torture to work with
storm jungle
he was afraid people were gonna rip it apart since the ending has a metal gear platform crash into manhattan
do you guys know what the biggest controversy was when the game was released?
paper haven
Raiden
opaque coyote
he was afraid people were gonna rip it apart since the ending has a metal gear p...
To be fair, he wasn't wrong in fearing that.
astral burrow
You didn't play as snake 90% of the game
storm jungle
Raiden
Ding ding ding
Raiden being "girly" and looking like a femboy.
that aged like wine today
astral burrow
He IS a twink
opaque coyote
Raiden being "girly" and looking like a femboy.
I liked Raiden in Mgs2
opaque coyote
Is it weird for me to say that
languid meadow
Code vein 2
opaque coyote
Like I genuinely felt for him lmao
astral burrow
storm jungle
bro was playing checkers while we were playing Mario 64....
astral burrow
I love this gif so much
paper haven
I too was quite surprised at how after about an hour of Snake being great, I suddenly switched over to a femboy named Snake
And then just, never switched back
languid meadow
Little nightmares
opaque coyote
I too was quite surprised at how after about an hour of Snake being great, I sud...
Tbf Femboy Named Snake is actually a character I like.
storm jungle
It works tbh.
storm jungle
Raiden is a pretty good character.
languid meadow
Nvm lmao
opaque coyote
Raiden is a pretty good character.
Also just
Really unfortunate
astral burrow
My boy is strapped now
storm jungle
He got played by literally everyone in the game
KEK
Also I love his moment with Snake of
"SNAKE, I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE!"
"Lmao I never said that."
tasers him
paper haven
He's a great character. I wound up enjoying him a lot. It's just. I felt like Kojims baited and switched me
paper haven
Which, he did. As part of the themes of the game
astral burrow
I loved his mgs4 design
storm jungle
He's a great character. I wound up enjoying him a lot. It's just. I felt like Ko...
Tbh for the time it came out it was a really good call
astral burrow
Played mgr with it
opaque coyote
He got played by literally everyone in the game
Kinda wish that we actually got a couple of PTSD flashbacks from him weirdly enough.
Since MGS4 says that his and Rose's relationship was complicated partially by his PTSD. And I think actually seeing that would've been interesting.
But MGS4 was just a wasted opportunity in general.
storm jungle
Snake is a good character but i liked exploring someone new
storm jungle
it was better since Snake was like, well actually still in the plot
astral burrow
Rain doesn't become lightning
languid meadow
So so peak
astral burrow
Did Raiden skip physics
languid meadow
Waiter Waiter more troy Baker
astral burrow
it was better since Snake was like, well actually still in the plot
Uuuh no? That was pliskin
storm jungle
Waiter Waiter more troy Baker
https://tenor.com/view/machine-gun-kelly-working-out-mgk-machine-gun-kelly-colson-baker-gif-19748407
wait
thats not troy baker
or is it?
paper haven
I really felt bad for Raiden by the end of it
astral burrow
Try cool
storm jungle
Uuuh no? That was pliskin
Oh right my bad, new character
astral burrow
Troy cool
opaque coyote
He is lightning, the rain transformed
Rain in ancient times was an ominous omen.
Lightning is why it was considered ominous.
astral burrow
Cook
astral burrow
Oh right my bad, new character
It is okay honest mistake
storm jungle
I really felt bad for Raiden by the end of it
Bro imagine your girlfriend who you literally are gonna have a kid with turns out to be a fucking spy for a nation-spanning AI network 💀
languid meadow
Asoiaf game baby
paper haven
But then he showed up as a robot ninja in MGS4 and fought a bisexual vampire so I think he came out alright
astral burrow
Bro imagine your girlfriend who you literally are gonna have a kid with turns ou...
Who isn't a spy in MGS at this point
storm jungle
Who isn't a spy in MGS at this point
A lot of characters
late osprey
Bro imagine your girlfriend who you literally are gonna have a kid with turns ou...
total recall is that you?
storm jungle
its mostly just Ocelot whos great at it
opaque coyote
Bro imagine your girlfriend who you literally are gonna have a kid with turns ou...
And then your girlfriend was actually real but not really.
In general, I liked Raiden since he basically reacted like anybody would in this situation.
Utterly confused, panicked, and "Oh my god I just want to go home!"
astral burrow
Name one
storm jungle
total recall is that you?
To be fair
between Rose and Quaide's wife?
I know im picking Sharon Stone
GYATT
🗣️
astral burrow
Dilara got the brainrot
paper haven
And then your girlfriend was actually real but not really.
In general, I liked ...
Doesn't Raiden's fake wife marry someone else by MGS4?
storm jungle
Doesn't Raiden's fake wife marry someone else by MGS4?
Campbell
which is hilarious
because on the surface its like he got cucked by an old man
astral burrow
Fps action adventure rpg?
opaque coyote
But then he showed up as a robot ninja in MGS4 and fought a bisexual vampire so ...
In general I kinda wished for Raiden's PTSD to be explored in MGS4.
But it never was.
Even though MGR was cheesy as shit, it actually explored him more than MGS4 which is sad.
languid meadow
GOT RTS babyyyy
storm jungle
Campbell has game?
No lmao
if they didnt do that Rose would get killed by the Patriots
astral burrow
Okay this game looks sick
storm jungle
but with the fake marriage they just went "lmao raiden got cucked again, what a loser"
astral burrow
if they didnt do that Rose would get killed by the Patriots
How tf did it come to that
Oh atomic heart
storm jungle
How tf did it come to that
....because they fucking control the nation
paper haven
It wasn't a real marriage but goddamn, Raiden.
That's rough buddy.
storm jungle
how else
languid meadow
Russian robot Gooner game
languid meadow
Peak so peak
opaque coyote
because on the surface its like he got cucked by an old man
Honestly one of the parts I hated was Raiden actually getting back with her.
Like.
Even though it was an entire situation with the patriots. The relationship sounded a bit rocky before all of that.
paper haven
Yeah, Raiden's trauma is actively avoided
astral burrow
Strip clubs bruh
storm jungle
yeah im not sure i could be with a guy lik ethat either lol
languid meadow
GYAD DMAN
paper haven
Trauma? Shut the hell up and watch him cut a robot in half
opaque coyote
Yeah, Raiden's trauma is actively avoided
Again, ironically enough, MGR actually explored that. And it's one of the reasons why ironically enough it's one of the better games writing wise
storm jungle
Jesus krait SHUT UP
astral burrow
You shut up
storm jungle
opaque coyote
Although I genuinely wish for MGR2
languid meadow
Cinema
opaque coyote
Like
paper haven
As a toaster lover, I might have to play this
MGR was made with you in mind
opaque coyote
Please
astral burrow
https://tenor.com/view/sker-ritual-maid-of-sker-rule-1-rules-gooning-gif-5202541...
This isn't general chat
languid meadow
paper haven
Lore chat is the real general chat
storm jungle
This isn't general chat
astral burrow
This guy looks familiar
opaque coyote
Are there any in 40k?
astral burrow
The cube?
opaque coyote
Because 40k loves it's outdated heavy tank designs
There should be Tankettes as well despite those also being outdated
paper haven
Damn I lost my train of thought.
Something about Raiden saying "Oh yeah, I guess I am a monster." And then going full edge lord
astral burrow
They are genuinely going all in on the goon lmao
Is this like an atomic heart hero shooter or smth
Oh what
That does sound cool
paper haven
Are there any in 40k?
Sadly, no
astral burrow
I might try that
opaque coyote
Also obligatory RIP to the random Italian soldier that had to crew a fucking Tankette in 1944 against the Allied Powers
paper haven
Remember, GW doesn't actually understand what tanks are
astral burrow
Wonder if the cube will be free
opaque coyote
Also obligatory RIP to the random Italian soldier that had to crew a fucking Tan...
Imagine being in one of these fucking things.
paper haven
So their designs are basically made by people with a very loose description of a tank in mind
languid meadow
I love Italian tanks so dogshit
opaque coyote
Against actual tanks and anti-tank guns
astral burrow
Bye deathloop is free on epic rn
paper haven
Historical precedent? Fuck you
terse kestrel
Are the Cadian 110th supposed to be like Marine Force Recon? They're implied to be some form of advanced infantry, but they're also not Kasrkin, I'm not too familiar with the guard
opaque coyote
Remember, GW doesn't actually understand what tanks are
Tbf they are kinda hard to understand fully. Pretty interesting though
Again, there's a reason why War Thunder is still popular despite being greedy as shit and more grindy than Genshin
It is like one of the few actual tank usage games
polar hill
https://tenor.com/view/sker-ritual-maid-of-sker-rule-1-rules-gooning-gif-5202541...
I thought this was Luminara Unduli's corpse from that one Rebels episode for a second
paper haven
Tbf they are kinda hard to understand fully. Pretty interesting though
They are a niche subject I will agree, which is why I try not to judge too harshly everytime I see a bane blade.
opaque coyote
You have basically no other option.
Except Arma 3 ig
astral burrow
I thought this was Luminara Unduli's corpse from that one Rebels episode for a s...
Bruh
opaque coyote
They are a niche subject I will agree, which is why I try not to judge too harsh...
Tbf I generally like the Imperium using older WW2 and WW1 tank designs
Like aesthetic wise
opaque coyote
Since it shows how despite being futuristic, they're completely fucking backwards culturally
paper haven
Tbf I generally like the Imperium using older WW2 and WW1 tank designs
The death Korps of Krieg gets you closest to accurate repictions
Which is, itself, a can of worms all its own.
opaque coyote
The death Korps of Krieg gets you closest to accurate repictions
Ironically enough, I wish for shittier ones.
Give me some Tankettes
paper haven
No I understand.
opaque coyote
Imagine being a poor Imperial Guardsman being forced to crew a Tankette against a Tyranid swarm
astral burrow
This is just the first rocky movie with muppets
paper haven
We all yearn to see a tankette go up against the tau
astral burrow
Still no Kotor
opaque coyote
We all yearn to see a tankette go up against the tau
The Imperium laugh at the T'au for their lack of melee.
The T'au laugh at the Imperium for their tanks and heavy vehicles
paper haven
Still no Kotor
They still need to finish Kotor 2
languid meadow
Holy shit TTT
paper haven
The Imperium laugh at the T'au for their lack of melee.
The T'au laugh at the I...
Realistically, the Tau are the most practical faction. Gun > sword.
opaque coyote
Why do the Eldar "tanks" have dildos for cannons
astral burrow
Who is looking forward to arc raiders what is that
late osprey
Why do the Eldar "tanks" have dildos for cannons
never say this again
paper haven
Ironic that the weeb faction prefers guns over swords but that's just the world we live in-
Wait, the eldar can absolutely have tankettes
late osprey
eldar tanks look sick as fuck
languid meadow
Why do the Eldar "tanks" have dildos for cannons
God I hate eldar vehicles so much
paper haven
Little hover tankettes
opaque coyote
Ironic that the weeb faction prefers guns over swords but that's just the world ...
Oh true
It would actually work for their general battle strategy as well
late osprey
Ironic that the weeb faction prefers guns over swords but that's just the world ...
don't worry, they have a special character with essentially a katana
paper haven
It fits their stupid ass doctrine
paper haven
don't worry, they have a special character with essentially a katana
Oh thank god
That was a close one.
opaque coyote
Realistically, the Tau are the most practical faction. Gun > sword.
True but 40k isn't practical
storm jungle
Why do the Eldar "tanks" have dildos for cannons
Because you're a fucking gooner 
opaque coyote
LMAO
paper haven
We almost didn't stereotype as culture there.
late osprey
astral burrow
Because you're a fucking gooner <:CatEvil:1118651361932873778>
Doesn't answer the question, dilara
Why DO they have dildos
storm jungle
Doesn't answer the question, dilara
I mean it does
yall mfers just see "long, elongated" and go "Omg dildo"
says more about you
astral burrow
Not me
opaque coyote
Because you're a fucking gooner <:CatEvil:1118651361932873778>
But am I wrong?
storm jungle
But am I wrong?
100%
late osprey
THE TANK LOOKS AWESOME
opaque coyote
yall mfers just see "long, elongated" and go "Omg dildo"
Nah it's mainly the shape
storm jungle
literally spent the last 10m gooning about the two bitches in Atomic Lung
storm jungle
Nah it's mainly the shape
Thats literally what I just described
stop gooning
yall mfers need to be rounded up and shot out of a nova-cannon
🫡
astral burrow
Skip the dune game, man
opaque coyote
THE TANK LOOKS AWESOME
I mean if the cannons were like actual cannons it would look awesome ngl
Like the rest of it looks cool
storm jungle
opaque coyote
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Or a cannon similar to the falcon at least
storm jungle
Or a cannon similar to the falcon at least
Go look up some tyranid cannons if you wanna see dicks
opaque coyote
Go look up some tyranid cannons if you wanna see dicks
I mean that is obvious.
But tbf at least they have the excuse of being biological so some things are gonna look weird
late osprey
I mean if the cannons were like actual cannons it would look awesome ngl
This is a deranged take
opaque coyote
Gacha slop on game fest
So literally every game fest before it
late osprey
If this were the middle ages they'd think you were being possessed
opaque coyote
Damn
astral burrow
Just a new version
opaque coyote
I was gonna guess Zenless Zone Zero
astral burrow
They all look the same can't even tell em apart
astral burrow
I was gonna guess Zenless Zone Zero
Nah not hoyoslop at least
astral burrow
This stop motion game looks sick
I have a friend who likes hoyo games so I won't judge
paper haven
You know, I never actually thought eldar weapons looked like dildos. More like fake laser weapons designed by people who don't understand what tanks and guns are
astral burrow
I will judge the game itself
opaque coyote
They all look the same can't even tell em apart
WuWa generally has worse designs.
In my opinion at least
They have more men though.
opaque coyote
Basically you can tell if it's Hoyoverse if the women don't wear pants.
And also weird armpit holes
astral burrow
WuWa generally has worse designs.
They all suck to me really
opaque coyote
Preorder for horse dlc
Fucking seriously
astral burrow
Arknights is peak design
opaque coyote
They all suck to me really
I like some designs, dislike some others.
Argenti is a particular favorite of mine
astral burrow
I like arknights' Dobermann skin, cuz it just a latina military commander wearing a normal uniform with dog ears, it is peak
paper haven
On this topic, I know next to nothing but ZZZ looks sort of interesting?
paper haven
Well there ya go
opaque coyote
On this topic, I know next to nothing but ZZZ looks sort of interesting?
Never tried it. I guess if you like fighting games it'd be your style?
Personally prefer Genshin and HSR
paper haven
https://tenor.com/view/once-you-start-no-going-back-daddy-talk-gif-12390474
Perfection
astral burrow
It took me months to take gacha games out of my life
They weren't worth the time nor effort, it feels more like a chore than a game
Just don't bother
paper haven
But is it fun though?
astral burrow
Do the same things everyday if you don't wanna pay
Do play arknights cuz my friend works on it, so she can get more money, and gift me shit
paper haven
Blatant corruption
astral burrow
I am just hustling
paper haven
So, alright, sure
opaque coyote
Blatant corruption
Genshin is one of the few in my opinion that is actually F2P friendly
HSR isn't
paper haven
What's HSR?
astral burrow
What does that mean
languid meadow
Time to play lies of peak today
astral burrow
Ddlc silent hill?
late osprey
Honkai Star Rail
opaque coyote
What does that mean
Honkai Star Rail
astral burrow
What aspect of ddlc?
astral burrow
Honkai Star Rail
Not that
paper haven
Never even heard of that
nocturne crest
You all watching the summer game fest?
opaque coyote
Ddlc silent hill?
What the fuck does that mean
paper haven
I think we're just making up acronyms at this point
astral burrow
What the fuck does that mean
Idk
opaque coyote
Never even heard of that
Basically Hoyoverse's first forray into Turnbased.
paper haven
Was?
astral burrow
Just play arknights, you will get a good milage out of it before you get burnt out
It also has tachanka from siege hanging out with cat girls, and it is canon
opaque coyote
Just play arknights, you will get a good milage out of it before you get burnt o...
Tbf Turnbased RPGs suffer from powercreep even without the Gacha aspect
paper haven
Actually, I lied. I have played one gacha type game
astral burrow
Which one
paper haven
I lost interest after like. A day
astral burrow
You are done, you are dead you just don't know it yet
astral burrow
I lost interest after like. A day
Okay we can still save you
Don't go down the mica rabbit hole
astral burrow
They used to be good, then they turned everything into foot fetish
polar hill
Is Ubisoft attending the Games Fest?
astral burrow
Is Ubisoft attending the Games Fest?
We will see
Nothing yet
What do u wanna hear?
opaque coyote
I lost interest after like. A day
Again, it's why I prefer Genshin.
Actually has gameplay and some depth.
It's about as deep as 40k is for Xenos fluff but it's there.
polar hill
What do u wanna hear?
Lmk if For Honor 2 shows up, please
astral burrow
Sure
polar hill
Thank ye
paper haven
I did put some time into girls Frontline 1 because I thought personifying historical firearms as anime girls was funny
astral burrow
Is that one punch man bruh
astral burrow
I did put some time into girls Frontline 1 because I thought personifying histor...
And they dropped that concept like 5 characters in
Most have nothing to do with their guns
Besides pistols being literal children
paper haven
Exactly
astral burrow
And LMGs having giant boobs
opaque coyote
Besides pistols being literal children
Revolvers should've been cowboys and cowgirls for no reason
astral burrow
Once in a while they make a good design
opaque coyote
Would've been funny
astral burrow
Revolvers should've been cowboys and cowgirls for no reason
Single action army is
A cowgirl
That looks like a child
opaque coyote
And LMGs having giant boobs
Doesn't make sense unless if it specifically has a drum magazine.
astral burrow
That one WW1 Russian revolver is an extremely old character, that looks like a child
opaque coyote
Actually would LMG with belts be men?
astral burrow
Sometimes gfl has some good designs like gepard, which is a white haired gorgeous lady in Hungarian uniform
Or mondragon, which is a gorgeous Spanish lady in uniform
The game needs more gorgeous ladies in proper, modest uniforms
Military uniforms are peak
opaque coyote
Arguably the worst part about this whole thing is that at this moment I am currently playing Genshin
LMAO
paper haven
While I am partial to gorgeous ladies in military uniforms, that is not enough to hold my interest
paper haven
I might as well play rogue trader at that point. Which I should, because I still haven't beaten it
opaque coyote
I might as well play rogue trader at that point. Which I should, because I still...
Same
Which is sad
opaque coyote
I want to go deeper into it
paper haven
I know there's more to it
astral burrow
That looks old
opaque coyote
@paper haven I always thought the bullying of Genshin as weird since it isn't even the worst in the Gacha sphere. Far from it.
paper haven
I just. Can't stay interesting long enough
opaque coyote
Like if I had to choose one it'd either be Blue Archive or Nikke
astral burrow
<@125674989776011264> I always thought the bullying of Genshin as weird since it...
It is the most popular and what made gacha such a huge genre, which is not good
Be kotor
Be KOTOR
BE KOTOR
opaque coyote
It is the most popular and what made gacha such a huge genre, which is not good
Fair, but ironically enough it's actually pretty F2p friendly.
paper haven
<@125674989776011264> I always thought the bullying of Genshin as weird since it...
All I know about Nikke is they had 2B in it one time and the storyline is psychotic
opaque coyote
Which is fucking funny to me
opaque coyote
Basically you can actually beat the end game with just 4* characters
astral burrow
Fair, but ironically enough it's actually pretty F2p friendly.
Nah I don't think so
nocturne crest
Deadpool game?
astral burrow
I don't consider that f2p friendly
paper haven
My friend played it pretty heavily and sometimes just relays the plot lines to me for the characters
opaque coyote
I don't consider that f2p friendly
For a Gacha game it is.
But Gacha games generally aren't so I understand what you're saying
astral burrow
I consider f2p friendly "I can enjoy the game without paying AND get enough resources often enough to get characters I want, and duplicates don't have a huge impact"
Which arknights does all of it
paper haven
I fundamentally despise micro transactions
crystal forum
<@125674989776011264> I always thought the bullying of Genshin as weird since it...
i'm not bullying a 7 billion dollar company
im calling it shit
opaque coyote
My friend played it pretty heavily and sometimes just relays the plot lines to m...
That is true unfortunately. One of the main criticisms for Hoyoverse.
In general I can actually summarize Genshin as "Man this would great.... If it wasn't a Gacha game"
astral burrow
Indeed
opaque coyote
paper haven
Well they are built around a gambling system
astral burrow
I will just vote with my wallet and never play one
opaque coyote
Yeah but especially Genshin for me. It actually has some interesting story and lore.
paper haven
It's in the name, there
paper haven
Fine, I'll buy Genshin and introduce a new currency
astral burrow
Glop shittium
crystal forum
i'm pretty sure that everything mihoyo makes is mobile money farming trash
paper haven
We'll call it Moni.
You spend 1 dollar for 1 Moni.
astral burrow
I got tired of shitting on it
opaque coyote
i'm pretty sure that everything mihoyo makes is mobile money farming trash
It is.
Just surprisingly high quality for mobile money farming
paper haven
And I get 1 dollar
opaque coyote
I got tired of shitting on it
Hoyoverse is a weird company in general.
crystal forum
i will keep shitting on it if it annoys you specifically
paper haven
Well, more like 30 cents
paper haven
But still
astral burrow
i will keep shitting on it if it annoys you specifically
What?
It doesn't annoy me I just shat on it so much I am too tired to keep doing it
I encourage everyone else to shit on it
paper haven
There will never be a new Kotor
winter vessel
Aw man, I’m gonna miss out on Atomic Heart 2
astral burrow
Remake got announced ages ago
astral burrow
Aw man, I’m gonna miss out on Atomic Heart 2
Why
paper haven
Even if they give it the name, it will not be what you want
astral burrow
Even if they give it the name, it will not be what you want
I just want a star wars crpg that looks good
Not big expectations
paper haven
I just want a star wars crpg that looks good
I'm sorry
crystal forum
even if you're on duty for 6 whole years, you'll have all those games to play when you come back with reduced prices
astral burrow
I'm sorry
That's what it will be at the minimum
A crpg with modern graphics
Idc how much if deviates from Kotor I never played it
winter vessel
even if you're on duty for 6 whole years, you'll have all those games to play wh...
That is true…
paper haven
Idc how much if deviates from Kotor I never played it
Oh, well then you'll probably be fine then
Carry on
astral burrow
Love a game this indie
paper haven
Although if you haven't played Kotor and want a Star wars Crpg you're missing out.
Kotor 2 even, despite being unfinished, is really good
astral burrow
They look too janky and old for my taste
Gameplay too
If it was smth like rogue trader or bg3 I would have
paper haven
They are very dated
astral burrow
Very
paper haven
You can soft lock yourself with a poor build
astral burrow
Then absolutely not lmao
paper haven
Which I find hilarious but you might not appreciate after about 15 hours
paper haven
Isn't looking good the one thing they need to do?
nocturne crest
Okay, so how long until 40k gets it's own side scrolling beat them up?
astral burrow
Mindseye looks cool
paper haven
Already exists
astral burrow
Isn't looking good the one thing they need to do?
Look good as in
Look like an actually good game with a deep story or smth
nocturne crest
Already exists
When and where?
paper haven
Oh. Gitcha
astral burrow
I hate it when they make a good trailer and at the end it is just "preorder to get glup shitto skibidi bundle early"
paper haven
When and where?
Shootas, Blood and Teef
I guess it's more of a side scrolling shooter vis-a-vis Metal slug
winter vessel
Metal Slug...good times
nocturne crest
Shootas, Blood and Teef
How could I forget.
paper haven
I hate it when they make a good trailer and at the end it is just "preorder to g...
Well it is a trailer and these companies love it when they get paid before they actually deliver anything
paper haven
I saw that same meme but where Mr bond was playing Tau
nocturne crest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/652330475402035221/1380673653490061573/17...
So good
Lego Mario party?
paper haven
How could I forget.
It wasn't very popular despite being pretty good
astral burrow
No Kotor...
nocturne crest
winter vessel
for a second i thought this "Grace" was Zoe Baker because of the white hair
astral burrow
I thought it was rose winters
astral burrow
Isn't her story over
crystal forum
it's only beginning
astral burrow
Is the mansion same as where the mother died?
A game taking place in the same place as the last game would be kinda silly
crystal forum
who knows
gothic horror to me sounds like it's going to be another 4 reboot
following the footsteps of 8
except without ethan or first person
ethan was the only thing keeping me interested in the franchise so i'll likely just wait for the game to come out before caring
8 ended terribly and set forth a really bad direction for resident evil
we're going in circles back to the failure that was 6
winter vessel
left one helluva cliffhanger with Chris' Departure from the BSAA and their usage of BOWs. there was a whole different story to that
crystal forum
it's way too large scale. that's what ruined the whole series with 6
loss of focus
winter vessel
I knew elements of 6 was starting to bleed into Village when i saw "hound wolf squad"
crystal forum
yup
nocturne crest
The new MC of might be related to a character from Resident evil outbreak.
crystal forum
I knew elements of 6 was starting to bleed into Village when i saw "hound wolf s...
their design is awesome but god does it not fit resident evil
crystal forum
i saw rumors that the whole stoyrline is getting reset
which would be nice all things considered
astral burrow
What is it even about anymore
winter vessel
their design is awesome but god does it not fit resident evil
like they could've gotten a pass for a generic shooter game or even Milsim skins for a cod game. These guys look like your stereotypical Private Contractors...fighting Bioterrorism
astral burrow
It was normal virus stuff, then monster worshipping Spanish village with parasites
Then... Fungus?
And vampires?
winter vessel
wet fungus
crystal forum
What is it even about anymore
well after 6 they started focusing more small scale with 7 and 8. both of those barely mention the outside world since they would have to mention that 6 basically ends with multiple global catastrophes
umbrella is dead technically
astral burrow
Amazing
winter vessel
then there's "Blue Umbrella"
crystal forum
they're meant to be reformed and trying to fix their past mistakes but come on
obvious antagonist is obvious
winter vessel
A: "so how do we distance ourselves from our past crimes?" B: "how about we keep our original logo...BUT BLUE?"
crystal forum
It was normal virus stuff, then monster worshipping Spanish village with parasit...
hey dont diss the parasites, 4 was great
it was likely an attempt to make something fresh
winter vessel
crystal forum
and it was terrifying
crystal forum
i liked the black mold in 7 but i do kinda wish it was more human looking enemies
it's less scary with all the cartoonish mould
astral burrow
It all seems very interesting but
A game as scary as 7 and 8, with no third person
Yeah, no
winter vessel
even less scary when you have Old Man Jenkins throwing haymakers with a power gauntlet
astral burrow
They are scary enough without not having half my vision
crystal forum
that DLC is peak
astral burrow
I am way too much of a coward to enjoy that without getting stressed
crystal forum
louisiana man kills bioweapon and alligators
astral burrow
Just another Tuesday
crystal forum
with fists
winter vessel
it was, i admit, fun fighting Swamp Man Jack
storm jungle
Is umbrella Corp still behind it all
Umbrella literally went bankrupt after the first game
(probably one of the most realistic things in the setting lmao)
crystal forum
i wish ada was a twink so i could be aroused instead of annoyed by her presence
astral burrow
Umbrella literally went bankrupt after the first game
They were in 3 tho
astral burrow
i wish ada was a twink so i could be aroused instead of annoyed by her presence
Lucky me
winter vessel
i wish ada was a twink so i could be aroused instead of annoyed by her presence
I liked her up until 4's remake, whoever VA'd her had no soul in their body. and yet, Luis, my boy, shines brighter than ever
astral burrow
Why is the stream still going
winter vessel
they gonna keep doing it
crystal forum
leon doesn't
astral burrow
Ada knows
astral burrow
Doesn't matter they are still hot I bet
crystal forum
i think ada is older than leon
astral burrow
Leon is really missing out
But I wouldn't wanna be with a woman I don't even know the first thing about anyway
crystal forum
he literally isn't choosing to be around her
astral burrow
Can't trust anything that woman says
She might sleep with you just to steal smth from you
Looking at you EVA
storm jungle
They were in 3 tho
Unrelated.
crystal forum
maybe if she realizes how much umbrella is using her
or whatever her employers are
astral burrow
Unrelated.
How? You literally storm an umbrella base at the climax they are the big enemy aren't they?
nocturne crest
Umbrella literally went bankrupt after the first game
Nah, they were still around between 3 and 4.
astral burrow
or whatever her employers are
She is too disloyal for Leon
He deserves better
Ashley was right there, man
crystal forum
she was a child
nocturne crest
Had that thing with Wesker trying to steal Umbrella's stuff before leaking everything.
astral burrow
she was a child
She is an adult
storm jungle
How? You literally storm an umbrella base at the climax they are the big enemy a...
You do realise thats before they go bankrupt right
doofus ass
astral burrow
You do realise thats before they go bankrupt right
Pretty sure 3 takes place after 1
astral burrow
You said they went bankrupt after the first game
winter vessel
they never did tie up that loose end regarding Natalia Korda in RE Revelations 2.
storm jungle
You said they went bankrupt after the first game
games*
they all literally take place during the racoon city incident
crystal forum
they never did tie up that loose end regarding Natalia Korda in RE Revelations 2...
im pretty sure revelations is going to remain in the memory hole forever
astral burrow
Umbrella literally went bankrupt after the first game
You said game
Not games
Doofus
winter vessel
im pretty sure revelations is going to remain in the memory hole forever
probably for the better, Barry deserves his time of peace
crystal forum
it does play like a worse 4
i hate the controls
man that reminds me i tried playing the 4 remake in vr but it only works on playstation like wtf
astral burrow
Imma eep
astral burrow
Just admit you lost
astral burrow
Wrong gif
dapper gyro
Stop saying "nu uh"
crystal forum
who even
storm jungle
Probably for the better
crystal forum
i forgot half the characters in 6 because of some sort of dementia
astral burrow
No because im correct
crystal forum
my mind tried blanking the experience
dapper gyro
RE6 was something
storm jungle
a fever dream for sure
but prob one of the best coop experiences I had
wacky ahh game
crystal forum
but i remember shooting slavs who had 6 eyes
winter vessel
the fact that the ship name for S and J is "SHAKE" is busting my gut
crystal forum
i remember the bayonet assault rifle and i abused the shit out of it
no need for anmo when i have a pointy stick
dapper gyro
There are so many section of the game with female characters crawling, and the camera angle is just right.
Too right too be a coincidence.
crystal forum
the amazing 7 pixels of japanese aproximation of a white girl
winter vessel
There are so many section of the game with female characters crawling, and the c...
i remember doing 6's Ada storyline and that whole intro was like "whoa whoa WHAT THE FU-"
storm jungle
crystal forum
gay country
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/neel-my-guts-are-everywhere-neel-my-guts-are-everywhere-f...
Is that dumbo from Disney
explains a lot
dapper gyro
Also a arcade mode costumes... RE6 is really the bottom.
astral burrow
No that's neel from skeleton crew
paper haven
What are we mad about now?
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/neel-my-guts-are-everywhere-neel-my-guts-are-everywhere-f...
all i see is Mr. Snuffleupagus, don't know why
storm jungle
It is max rebos species
Disgusting
dapper gyro
Kill it with fire
winter vessel
astral burrow
Max Rebo is lovely
astral burrow
Remake Jill can break my legs, give me kiss on the cheek and tell me to crawl to the nearest gas station and I would do it
storm jungle
Die
dapper gyro
Also, the movie that they release after RE2 Remade, which happened after 6, but you have Jill model from RE2 remade...
astral burrow
Remake Jill can break my legs, give me kiss on the cheek and tell me to crawl to...
Carlos too
Not cuz I am into him, but he is just that cool
dapper gyro
Fucking lazy animators...
astral burrow
Also, the movie that they release after RE2 Remade, which happened after 6, but ...
You mean 3
winter vessel
remake jill and carlos don't look that bad. i am curious as to how a Remake Sheva would look