since its a fucking long knife
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
crystal forum
better than no machete
arctic talon
real
grand hound
Depends, a gun like that would grab a lot of attention and reverberate down a street. I'd rather just fucking brain a dude as it's way more innocuous that way
astral burrow
Looks familiar
paper haven
Against shrubbery?
Sure
grand hound
Euro or cringe state?
arctic talon
💀
median star
i have my pistol under my pillow 3 guns in safe and a shotgun in corner usually
grand hound
Mags are, so it can make it particularly obnoxious to get a hold of something useful
crystal forum
51'st
crystal forum
Somehow both.
i couldn't think of a good joke
pearl brook
And Lucy is peak
Chen is the only one i like. The other ones are too dominant/muhbossbabes 
astral burrow
More for me
grand hound
I thought maple leaves could own hunting rifles?
paper haven
i couldn't think of a good joke
I would have gone with a Pride month angle, myself
crystal forum
I thought maple leaves could own hunting rifles?
not for defence
median star
not for defence
wild meese are dangerous i hear
arctic talon
have you seen a fuckin moose
paper haven
Bro doesn't want a latina girlboss gf
arctic talon
they're big
crystal forum
wild meese are dangerous i hear
they are bigger than you'd expect
pearl brook
Bro doesn't want a latina girlboss gf
I dont, i have enough stress in my life already
astral burrow
i have my pistol under my pillow 3 guns in safe and a shotgun in corner usually
Do u booby trap ur doors
arctic talon
grand hound
I don't ever want to run into one again, dude
arctic talon
creatura
median star
Do u booby trap ur doors
not yet
crystal forum
i saw a juvenile that was bigger than my sister's volks golf
astral burrow
A trap that catches boobies
paper haven
Moose are terrifying I don't know why every house in Canada doesn't have a state mandated hunting rifle
astral burrow
Cuz they are too kind to just shoot the moose
They will befriend the moose
And use it for self defense
crystal forum
i don't want to get political because i will be angry
astral burrow
Instead of a gun
median star
the 3 letters agency wondering why theirs snowman in my driveway in june (its tannerite)
grand hound
"emergency personnel have to be able to access your home, that's why you can't booby trap your house" I'd rather die than get an ambulance bill, anyway
paper haven
Instead of a gun
Not a bad plan but I don't think the moose will go for it
astral burrow
What is the food version of FDA
crystal forum
krait
grand hound
FDA is the food version
astral burrow
What is the gun version of FDA
paper haven
ATF
crystal forum
which is missing an A
paper haven
Which is now part of the DEA
young pecan
The first Teto enters the room and fucking dies
XiaoHuangShuuuu
astral burrow
What does it stand for again?
crystal forum
why isn't it ATFE
grand hound
Alcohol, tobacco, firearms
crystal forum
dont forget explosives
grand hound
Always Taking Freedoms
astral burrow
Thought FDA meant firearms/drugs/alcohol for a second
paper haven
kind of violently bad at their job
Hide your dogs and wives
crystal forum
oh shit this reminds me in fallout the ATF also has lasers
arctic talon
lol
young pecan
kind of violently bad at their job
And you thought cat owners didn't like dogs
astral burrow
Do arbites use lasguns?
arctic talon
no
astral burrow
Or only projectiles?
crystal forum
shotguns
astral burrow
Every mini I see has projectiles
crystal forum
everything they use is a shotgun
arctic talon
They use bolters if they're using a long distance weapon
astral burrow
Only shotguns?
crystal forum
it is very funny
paper haven
Do arbites use lasguns?
Shotguns and shock mauls generally
crystal forum
even their sniper
astral burrow
Pistols?
arctic talon
no
crystal forum
shotguns
astral burrow
Fitting
arctic talon
heavy stubbers yeah
median star
autoshotguns
crystal forum
?
arctic talon
they can take autoguns in dark heresy, but they can do whatever the fuck they want loadout wise in dark heresy
astral burrow
Hope they add a new and good shotgun that isn't double barrel
paper haven
Oh and, according to Dark Heresy, they have a short barrelled Heavy stubber
grand hound
Dark Heresy is the wild west yeah lol
young pecan
Full auto shotguns have a special place in my heart
crystal forum
Hope they add a new and good shotgun that isn't double barrel
you said this before and we said they will
arctic talon
Dark Heresy lets you take lasguns on marines
which is always a funny mental image
astral burrow
you said this before and we said they will
Are u a playtester
paper haven
Dark Heresy lets you take lasguns on marines
It was a whimsical time
young pecan
In many special places, actually
I am filled with buckshot please help
crystal forum
Are u a playtester
i read the fucking game news
astral burrow
no point, shot revolver in lore has slugs as an option
In game one I mean
astral burrow
i read the fucking game news
Where did they say they are adding new shotguns
arctic talon
I'm sure they'll give it slugs as an ammo option
astral burrow
Pretty sure the cinematic had the normal combat shotgun
crystal forum
Where did they say they are adding new shotguns
read it
arctic talon
that the necromunda enforcers
median star
Where did they say they are adding new shotguns
astral burrow
Arbite only
I know
crystal forum
Pretty sure the cinematic had the normal combat shotgun
no it does not
astral burrow
no it does not
Looks exactly the same to me
paper haven
We need more shotguns. Add an under barrel shotgun attachment
median star
Where did they say they are adding new shotguns
did you like even watch the trailer
crystal forum
Looks exactly the same to me
you are blind
young pecan
I'm gonna rename my veteran to "Broke Man's Arbites" and use combat shotgun
astral burrow
did you like even watch the trailer
3 times yes
median star
try it w glasses next time
paper haven
I still need to watch it
young pecan
3 times yes
Did you watch the trailer
late osprey
this shit lol
looney toons weapon
arctic talon
looney toons weapon
its terrible as an actual weapon on the Tabletop lol
paper haven
GW doesn't know how guns work
late osprey
cultists have a giant stomp print in their face afterwards
arctic talon
but its good at breaking doors
arctic talon
GW doesn't know how guns work
The breaching ram isn't a gun
astral burrow
Did you watch the trailer
I just answered you
arctic talon
its a melee weapon
astral burrow
"arbites shotgun"
late osprey
a combi-ram
crystal forum
this shit lol
meat tenderizer
astral burrow
Gunblade
paper haven
The breaching ram isn't a gun
It's kind of funny because breaching shotguns exist
crystal forum
krait please stop talking sometimes
arctic talon
Yeah
pearl brook
It's gonna be mostly blunt force/shock weaponry and shotgun/bolt weaponry. As expected.
I am curios to see If they get grenades like in the lore
median star
Melee shotgun pls
some of them do have literal shock mauls as like bayonets
arctic talon
but the breaching ram is just ass lol
young pecan
I just answered you
Did you
arctic talon
It's gonna be mostly blunt force/shock weaponry and shotgun/bolt weaponry. As ex...
they get grenades in KT
so I think they'll get them in darktide
young pecan
trailer watch did
astral burrow
krait please stop talking sometimes
It is a public fucking server.
arctic talon
but also like your enforcer is gona fucking die first lol
unless you're picking on someone with shit melee
or no melee weapon
which yeah sure I guess
but in that case grass is fucking green
paper haven
A combat shotgun where the stock doubles as a shock maul would be pretty cool, I think.
arctic talon
it seems a lot bulkier
paper haven
Like those old school axe muskets
young pecan
A combat shotgun where the stock doubles as a shock maul would be pretty cool, I...
Double barrel special but shock
paper haven
Now, would it still be stupid? Sure
crystal forum
i wonder how the carapace armour will translate in game
paper haven
i wonder how the carapace armour will translate in game
No noticable benefits
crystal forum
arbites is like a super elite special forces compared to our regular joes
pearl brook
i wonder how the carapace armour will translate in game
Youre asking the right questions....
crystal forum
No noticable benefits
hey the announcement does take the time to mention it
it will probably have gameplay effects
pearl brook
Imagine the horror if fs gave cosmetics stats
paper haven
hey the announcement does take the time to mention it
Cosmetic changes only, go to the shop
arctic talon
i wonder how the carapace armour will translate in game
probably won't gameplay wise imo
which sucks but ohwell
maybe Arbites will have inherent DR
like ogryns
lol
crystal forum
i meant if they will have high health
crystal forum
or maybe an armour meter
crystal forum
maybe they'll have some unique health effect
pearl brook
carapace armor is cosmetic so far in DT for players
Unless youre a rager/crusher
arctic talon
players 
crystal forum
is there even any carapace in game
arctic talon
Also ragers have flak
crystal forum
i can only think of heavy flak
arctic talon
is there even any carapace in game
yeah, some of the cosmetic shop ones are carpace
pearl brook
is there even any carapace in game
Only for the enemy
crystal forum
yeah, some of the cosmetic shop ones are carpace
do you remember which
crystal forum
the "I'm totally a kasrkin"
that's heavy flak
arctic talon
are both carapace
crystal forum
i have it
pearl brook
Also ragers have flak
At the head, hand and feet. Center mass target is carapace
crystal forum
the helmet?
paper haven
Not that one, the other one
crystal forum
oh right the other one
im lost
the cyber mastiff is the part i'm least excited about
pearl brook
the cyber mastiff is the part i'm least excited about
Found the cat owner
crystal forum
Found the cat owner
did the cat sona not reveal it
wtf is this shit
tacticus ad
what are those helmets
pearl brook
did the cat sona not reveal it
I try not to judge/jump to conclusions too quickly.
But yes, it should have 
pearl brook
wtf is this shit
Matt wards wet dream
You will stan the blueberries and youll like it or He, CATO SICCARIUS will bore you to death
Oh, wait
There is a stode in the front
Roman legionary Cosplay lmao
winter vessel
This helmet is nicer, why don't they use that 😔
i do like the alternate helmets custodes wear outside of the common banana head looking one
vagrant fox
Yeah the only one I don't like is the standard blade champion version
sour hornet
the cyber mastiff is the part i'm least excited about
Opposite
We have guns, we have melee weapons, it's just the same shit with a different skin.
DOGS?!
A first.
sour hornet
and i dont like dogs
lame and gay (affectionate)
crystal forum
smh
raven stone
Insomnia
I dislike insomnia because I tend to fill the void with negative thoughts
Buy here I am, awake when I really, really need sleep...
late osprey
i can never tell if i have sleep paralysis or its just a dream where i can't move
i suppose the latter since im able to eventually move
crystal forum
i have insomnia but at least i dont have sleep paralysis
arctic talon
they really primaris'd the custodies
They’ve had that helmet since they existed in their modern form
The art art looks like shit
languid meadow
crystal forum
i love how you can get all the gold without even glitching anything
it's like the devs knew
winter vessel
my favorite comment in regards to these Dead Money jokes was "you can let go of my left nut. I'm cashing in this bih"
sly ivy
..... so er people are going crazy about the possibility that Russ is coming back. I would ask, like....... really? I know that 40k is about selling little plastic men, but we have had no development of the Lion's story at all.
(..... I really liked it when Guilliman was the only primarch around and/or when there were no primarchs)
arctic talon
..... so er people are going crazy about the possibility that Russ is coming bac...
Russ is coming back 12e or 13e, Likely 12e as Loyalist primarchs have had a 2 edition gap(so far)
as for developing Lion coming back, there's not much to develop(?) he's literally just running around killing shit
Brooks ruined any chance of having Lion actually develop further because Lion is about as "nice" as he's gona get
because he's already no longer a murdering war criminal psycopath
He's only a psycopath with a hint of empathy now
sly ivy
Brooks ruined any chance of having Lion actually develop further because Lion is...
Yeah I know =/
arctic talon
anyways
I blame Brooks/hj
Jokes aside all Lion really needs more of rn is interaction with his Sons
and my opinion on primarchs is they're shit and often over polarizing to a faction so I'm glad GW doesn't do shit with them
The primarchs have been irrelevent in every warzone/crusade book so far
which is good
polar hill
Russ is coming back 12e or 13e, Likely 12e as Loyalist primarchs have had a 2 ed...
Um ackshually we're getting Clonegrim next
It was revealed to me in a dream
arctic talon
Um ackshually we're getting Clonegrim next
so we're getting another chaos primarch, very cool
polar hill
Now listen here
The Phoenician is gonna get his second chance and things are gonna go right this time
And Fabius is a nihilistic nay nay baby.
... Arc where Clonegrim gets to blow up Abaddon as poetic retribution for when Fulgrim failed to blow up Horus...
nocturne crest
..... so er people are going crazy about the possibility that Russ is coming bac...
Apparently, Russ might be coming back this edition, if the leaks about the space wolves codex are true.
Either that or some form of new wolf or wulfen.
opaque coyote
Apparently, Russ might be coming back this edition, if the leaks about the space...
Russ comes with a handful of fruit
Shoves them all into the emperor's mouth
Doesn't fucking work
"shit"
late osprey
please spare me from marvelhammer...
arctic talon
Apparently, Russ might be coming back this edition, if the leaks about the space...
Its not russ with the codex, they've shown everything already
the entire space wolf codex got leaked
Russ isn't in it
astral burrow
Who up junioring the Robert rn
languid meadow
opaque coyote
"well that just happened"
Y'know the worst part is that the early MCU movies actually don't do that type of shit often.
They just slowly leaned into it as a crutch
Also a random detail I noticed is that for the Captain America movie, the comics that were sold to kids are actual covers from the old 1940s Captain America comics, but with Bucky edited out.
raven stone
Morning
I finally did manage to fall asleep.
Less sleep in total than I would like but it will have to do.
astral burrow
Blog post today?
opaque coyote
celest dome
Blog post today?
This week, i'd say either Tuesday or Thursday going by past uploads
astral burrow
They love their Thursdays huh
umbral kraken
This week, i'd say either Tuesday or Thursday going by past uploads
probably today or Tuesday because of what Kitefin said
paper haven
Bunny
astral burrow
probably today or Tuesday because of what Kitefin said
She can't promise anything!
I hope it will be worth the wait
raven stone
Hopefully something about how Arbites works
astral burrow
Did gw own judge dredd at any point?
celest dome
No, but they used to work with 2k AD and sold a line of miniatures for that setting as well as publishing an rpg iirc
polar hill
Y'know the worst part is that the early MCU movies actually don't do that type o...
Not only that, it kinda just didn't happen at all. The dialogue was natural, and they talked like they were real people in real situations. There were jokes, but nothing inappropriately timed or out of character for those who made them
Then fast forward to the MCU of the past 3-4 years or so and any dialogue that isn't wooden is just overlapped fast paced arguing
sly ivy
Uhhhh early marvel movies had pretty shit scripts too lmao
It’s almost all slop.
glossy sonnet
How come I like campy satire movies but I hate modern marvel movies
plush mason
ngl the guardians of the galaxy and iron man 1 and 2 are like the only MCU movies i like
raven stone
I almost miss the pre-special effects movies.
When everyone knew only the dialogue can captivate the audience (and the audience is also only captivated by the writing...)
sly ivy
Like I was there when iron man and captain America came out and they were deeply mediocre and iron man had the cringe war on terror tie in bc everything then had to be about that
rocky gale
plush mason
Like I was there when iron man and captain America came out and they were deeply...
tbf its hard not too have such a tie in with iron man
stark enterprises was one of the largest arms makers in the world
raven stone
I mean at least they made the organization Ten Rings, which is an actual fictional entity in the comics
plush mason
and the movie followed the comic origins almost 1 for 1
raven stone
Sure it had WoT dressings, but it is not obtuse by any means
raven stone
(now if you want obtuse look at Winter Soldier and Falcon)
"U gotta du better senator!!!!"
sly ivy
I almost miss the pre-special effects movies.
When everyone knew only the dialo...
Meanwhile before dialogue was a thing
queen laurel
<:killeryvraine:997064301552619570>
Damn
sly ivy
<:killeryvraine:997064301552619570>
What the fuck they actually managed to make the fish elves cool
raven stone
https://youtu.be/S6iFdmZi4_4?feature=shared
True, stop motion is another lost art. Still appreciate that one Sinbad movie...
sly ivy
Seriously though not sure what turns movies have taken and surely there are still great scripts
But watch like
queen laurel
<:killeryvraine:997064301552619570>
Okay that is definitely cool but
sly ivy
On the Waterfront and Lawrence of Arabia and tell me some things haven’t been lost
queen laurel
Holy shit
sly ivy
Or even Aliens
queen laurel
Giant water serpent
raven stone
True, stop motion is another lost art. Still appreciate that one Sinbad movie...
(...and I truly confess Cathyrn Grant is cute in that movie. Yes I know it isn't culturally correct by our standards now but still.)
sly ivy
Who cares about our standards some things are timeless lmao
Honestly with the grittier movies I kind of think it’s that people in Hollywood are just too rich now. The Industry is an aristocracy.
storm jungle
Always was.
sly ivy
The great directors by and large didn’t come from money
storm jungle
Theres also a reason said great directors are like
"Fuck the industry, be creative and try to do what you want"
sly ivy
Ya it’s just impossible to break in and impossible even to live out there without serious money
raven stone
An increasingly out of touch aristocracy, in terms of Hollywood...
looks at existence of Emilia Perez
sly ivy
And the upper middle class and higher urban existence is like
storm jungle
Ya it’s just impossible to break in and impossible even to live out there withou...
theres a reason one of my "hero" directors is Werner Herzog
the guy literally gives guides on how to trick officials to film without permits
LMAO
storm jungle
SAME
Hes insane in like
"I live in a higher plane of existence. But my death would be pretty worthless"
sly ivy
hahahaha
storm jungle
Him threatening to kill Kinski on set is peak
vagrant fox
Herzog is permanently goated
storm jungle
storm jungle
Herzog is permanently goated
I had a friend who found him through the Mandalorian
he didnt think much of the season right
but he was like
"This guy... who is he?"
sly ivy
Amazing
vagrant fox
I saw him for the first time in Grizzly Man and it irrevocably altered my brain chemistry
sly ivy
Many such cases
vagrant fox
Yea where the guy gets eaten and the audio recorder is listening in
storm jungle
Yeah I love how he told the wife to destroy the tape
because man imagine the last recording of your partner is them being mauled to death by a bear, its fucking awful
really gotta rewatch that at some point
sly ivy
My stomach still lurches at the mention of that whole thing.
People die in horrible ways every day but still
raven stone
...damn now I am tempted to just watch some Sinbad 7th voyage clips in the middle of WFH
storm jungle
My stomach still lurches at the mention of that whole thing.
this fucking guy
lol
celest dome
As much as I don't really like the lore of the fish elves, their minis are great
crystal forum
the only man who managed to scare klaus kinski
sly ivy
Really? I think they’re terrible except these ones are cool
The fish elves
Like weird cartoonish proportions. World of Warcraft ass aesthetic
storm jungle
the only man who managed to scare klaus kinski
The fact that even he was aware of this kinda says a lot ngl
crystal forum
Herzog is the man that every german wishes they could be
storm jungle
For real.
vagrant fox
Didnt the chief of the tribe offer to kill Kinski
storm jungle
Yeah he did
and what did Herzog say?
"Don't do that, I need him for the movie. Leave him to me."
vagrant fox
storm jungle
Considering the way Kinski is as a person him threatening to kill him himself if he left the set is so fucking great.
shadow plover
Ogryns dumber than servirors, confirmed
sly ivy
We already have HH rules Dilara is a Lord of War
raven stone
If the entire week is HH new Ed rules I hope they revamp allies.
Really want to take Solar Aux main army supported by Alpha Legion elements.
sly ivy
Omg poor ogryns lmao
I guess int is used to interact with machines and servitors have a leg up there lmao
Bionic leg
queen laurel
Omg poor ogryns lmao
I mean the imperium trains them for brute strength and being tough soldiers
Not really to solve computer problems
Or you know figuring out the mysteries of life
sly ivy
They’ve figured them out and now they’re just chillin
rose thorn
Ogryns dumber than servirors, confirmed
why does HH have an intellegence stat???
shadow plover
because
rose thorn
What possible anything could interact with that stat in a wargame
shadow plover
HH2nd edition is basically 40k 7th edition
storm jungle
its a satire on the playerbase
arctic talon
why does HH have an intellegence stat???
Necromunda
storm jungle
(we are all stupid)
arctic talon
its from necromunda
int is for some really random ass stuff
in munda already
so I have no fucking clue what they'll use it for here
shadow plover
HH3rd edition will be 7th edition with Rogue Trader/Necromunda additions
arctic talon
maybe for leadership stuff
lol
Cool is for leadership(tests)
Leadership is uh idfk
Willpower is psyker bullshit
rose thorn
arctic talon
what
shadow plover
it's very neat
arctic talon
It depends
astral burrow
Can u just completely ignore the rogue trader?
rose thorn
and shoved them into heresy lol
That’s utter insanity
astral burrow
Don't even put one into your campaign?
arctic talon
Can u just completely ignore the rogue trader?
Well at the very least you still gotta have a boss
rose thorn
Do they use flamer templates too?
shadow plover
That’s utter insanity
it's amazing, you mean
arctic talon
Templates are nice
shadow plover
and it was a thing in the Rogue Trader days (not the rpg)
arctic talon
the new stats look like someone smoked a meth pipe
lol
imo
Willpower/Cool are like
fine
Intelligence I have genuinely 0 clue what purpose it serves
astral burrow
Well at the very least you still gotta have a boss
I can't be the boss?
arctic talon
you can
rose thorn
Willpower/Cool are like
Those have like, an applicable use but should probably be the same thing
arctic talon
Nah
shadow plover
Intelligence I have genuinely 0 clue what purpose it serves
they talk about it in the article today, it's for mechanical stuff for example
arctic talon
morale != psychic prowess imo
shadow plover
tech marine stuff
arctic talon
oh bruh
astral burrow
I wonder why the companions from the CRPG game didn't get any minis
arctic talon
why would they
Titus getting a mini imo was ass lol
beyond (insert joke about primaris LT. here)
arctic talon
they talk about it in the article today, it's for mechanical stuff for example
did you see the T5 tech thrall
lol
rose thorn
, it’s fine in necromunda because you deal with like 8 guys at most, but in a game to the scale if HH???
shadow plover
plush mason
Titus getting a mini imo was ass lol
he has an actual mini?
arctic talon
in theory
shadow plover
did you see the T5 tech thrall
Well they're half metal so I guess it's fine 
arctic talon
arctic talon
Well they're half metal so I guess it's fine <:pupper:585849645880705035>
They're supposed to be T3
smh
plush mason
so its just a primarius with a special head sculpt, lmao
arctic talon
I think his face is fine
arctic talon
so its just a primarius with a special head sculpt, lmao
nah body is different
shadow plover
fair, the pose is a bit wobbly
plush mason
i guess the deathwatch chain is also special
civic scroll
wtf kinda bullets are our braced autoguns firing?
arctic talon
beeeeeeeeg ones
plush mason
is the caliber of autoguns ever stated?
plush mason
its in the BT upgrade sprue as a wrap around any mini thingy
lmao
arctic talon
one specific pattern used by some cultists at the siege of vraks
lol
and also one specific pattern thats common among PDFs
but those are normal autoguns
civic scroll
i assume it's a vast array, but Im curious as to the ones we use, like el collumnus
plush mason
one specific pattern used by some cultists at the siege of vraks
what did it fire?
arctic talon
Calibre 8.25(long)
plush mason
so something around this size
plush mason
yeah 8mm rounds are kinda beefy
arctic talon
huh
would it not be most comparable to a mauser like
bullet
since it is a rifle
civic scroll
So i assumed smidgen bigger than most today bullets n yeah it looks about that
plush mason
the most comparable modern rifle round would be the 7.62x54
civic scroll
since it is a rifle
yer a rifle
arctic talon
I'd assume the construction quality of the bullet would also vary wildly
lol
Because Mars obviously has better production material and quality then the industrial world nowhereius-7
civic scroll
hey now, the Nowherians are a Proud people
arctic talon
Yes they are, unfortunately their gunpowder is inferior
@rose thorn its up for preorder!
arctic talon
dinner plates???
not big enough, this is like
I don't know what smaller plates are called actually
celest dome
Entrée plates ?
rose thorn
<@407994636167282701> its up for preorder!
YEEE, everything will be free on the app on the 11th too btw
tough haven
Fun fact, I eat exclusively on entree plates
rose thorn
GW actually putting effort into objective markers
Tbf they ahve special rules now
tough haven
Why? I don’t know
tough haven
Fun fact, I eat exclusively on entree plates
But it pisses my family off and it’s funny
outer wave
Feel the dialogue would be a bit more accurate if Morrow responded with "Couldn't say, sir. What do you want us to do, nab some gay rejects?"
I can hear Rannick's line in his voice though
tough haven
"It's pride month Seargeant Major, You do know what this means, yes?"
"Couldn't say sir. What do you want us to do? Nab some gay rejects?"
Dialogue that will play randomly in the morningstar on june, you hear the first part, accidentally open your inventory which cancels the line, then think "What the fuck"
outer wave
Perfect
tough haven
I know the VA's sometimes do readings for people, please someone pay them to do this
Then we can mod it in
Extremely temped to make this my pfp
outer wave
Do it
astral burrow
This is an edit of the breaking bad version lol
tough haven
yeah I know
astral burrow
Gotta have a picture of the leader
bold veldt
polar hill
"The Emperor is an eldritch morasse, nestled in gritty biomachinery and pipes!"
"The Emperor sits upon a literal throne, dignified in stoic undeath!"
"Emprah is Emprah."
burnt jackal
me fr
burnt jackal
me manspreading so i take up more space from the pregnant lady
outer wave
Me manspreading to inconvenience the elderly couple who desperately need a seat
astral burrow
me manspreading so i take up more space from the pregnant lady
Fym south korea
astral burrow
Is that a fucking dinosaur writing something on another dinosaurs head
Absolute art
queen laurel
Exodites are so cool
Too bad gw treats their existence somehow even worse than ynnari
cyan palm
So why aren’t there any Ogryn Psykers
languid meadow
eldar fans must be suffering worse than their army
queen laurel
So why aren’t there any Ogryn Psykers
That's the neat part there are
Used to be not not a thing
languid meadow
So why aren’t there any Ogryn Psykers
Ogryn psykers can happen just extremely rare among them
queen laurel
But with the opening of the great rift natural psychic ogryns ar becoming coming more of a thing
languid meadow
yeah plus the rift churning out more psykers
celest dome
So why aren’t there any Ogryn Psykers
Abhuman Psyker usually get culled.
And Ogryn aren't usually as receptive to the Warp.
But they're able to be made into artificial Psykers (Munda)
cyan palm
But like why don’t I see em talked about?
celest dome
rarity
queen laurel
But like why don’t I see em talked about?
Well rarity
sacred bluff
it's so cool that chaos can affect machinery
queen laurel
Human psyker is already rarely tolerated
sacred bluff
like chaos knights
queen laurel
What do you think an ab human one would the suffer?
languid meadow
cause they ain't normal guard or space marines so we don't get stories featuring them often, and in universe rarity.
Trying to remember which series had one
queen laurel
The only one that is really shown and is even a female ogryn is cassia
In the ghazghkull book
Prophet of the WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
celest dome
Munda has artifical drugs that turn you into Psykers, but human don't really resist well to it, but Ogryn do
sacred bluff
Prophet of Gork
do you have that meme where it shows different races and their gods, then it just shows mork and gork in a wrestling arena fighting each other
celest dome
Prophet of the WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
I have no idea why I have been thinking that it was named "Prophet of Mork" or Gork
queen laurel
Munda has artifical drugs that turn you into Psykers, but human don't really res...
Yeah but those guys are also smart enough to realize that what the imperium does to them is straight up slavery and well necromunda in general is kind of a s*** hole
polar hill
it's so cool that chaos can affect machinery
Chaos affects Literally Everything; matter, energy, concepts, so on and so forth. It's what makes it so dangerous, and why the Imperium is so extreme in regards to anything that could be mistaken to have the taint of Chaos, because even light interaction with it can function as a sort of memetic cancer that spells ruin further down the line
This is actually part of why various Abhumans are treated so poorly; mutation is a big part of how Chaos affects the Materium, so humans of divergent evolutionary mutation trip a sort of uncanny valley sensation of "That ain't right" and trigger the suspicion that their mutation may be the result of Chaotic influence
Neanderthal style
young pecan
Our rejects (starved, frail prisoners) get lit up with both las and projectile LMG fire and walk it off with zero damage (no toughness break), Harlon Nayl (century+ old combat veteran), gets shot in the chest by a laspistol once and this is a near-death experience
burnt jackal
Fym south korea
wdym south korea i didnt south korea react to my own message 😭
young pecan
Inconsistent lore smhingk...
queen laurel
Our rejects (starved, frail prisoners) get lit up with both las and projectile L...
Gameplay lore disconnect man
Like being near a beast of nurgle shouldn't even be possible
young pecan
Yeah, just thought it was funny
Manhunk Nayl more frail than exe stance veteran at level 15
storm jungle
Fym south korea
They got declining birth-rates at an abysmal rate due to how awful their work culture/male population is
young pecan
It's so funny that you can get sued in South Korea for saying something about someone even if it's true
burnt jackal
i was just making a joke ab this lmao
storm jungle
i still don't understand why my message was south korea reacted
I-
I literally just said it
💀
burnt jackal
same with everywhere
burnt jackal
It's a very common thing where i live too but yeah i know what you mean lmao
storm jungle
yeah in SK its a lot
queen laurel
I suppose correlating man spreading to the decline of the population of south korea is quite a special subject
burnt jackal
i bet, i just was making a joke originally
storm jungle
Nah I know im just clarifying
burnt jackal
i appreciate the clarification either way i still learned something new lmao
and that happens to be about south korea's birth rate decline
queen laurel
like to cartoony levels of sexism/disrespect
So what you're telling me is Lee Ju-ho's favorite army in warhammer is bretonnia
storm jungle
i appreciate the clarification either way i still learned something new lmao
watch some videos on it
its hilarious
burnt jackal
watch some videos on it
can't i'm too busy manspreading
storm jungle
burnt jackal
celest dome
So what you're telling me is Lee Ju-ho's favorite army in warhammer is bretonnia
Was Bretonnia
tough haven
But like why don’t I see em talked about?
Read the Ghazghul book, theres an ogryn psyker in that
they say that if the inquisition wouldnt have intervened to take them, the commissar would have shot them to "maintain the imperial truth" because in the imperial truth, ogryns dont lift battle tanks with their minds to save their comrades, and the commissar has a duty to remove anything that does not fit said "truth"
queen laurel
Yeah and she even learned how to write and speak normally
The imperium severely
Handicaps these guys
In the intelligent department
burnt jackal
tough haven
Yeah and she even learned how to write and speak normally
Proving they are capable of being intelligent
theyre just kept that way because intelligent workers ask questions and doubt
queen laurel
Proving they are capable of being intelligent
Yeah like again they are just caveman level intellect
But they have the capacity to genuinely learn and understand
young pecan
watch some videos on it
If you ever watch a kdrama it's portrayed the the bullying problem there is insane too
Dunno how accurate it is and I'm not a kdrama guy but The Glory is peak
astral burrow
They got declining birth-rates at an abysmal rate due to how awful their work cu...
But how does it relate to manspreading?
Men just don't care anymore and wanna relax?
After a hard day at work?
storm jungle
But how does it relate to manspreading?
Literally just what I said, again
they dont care about social manners
like giving women spots or purposefully not letting pregnant women be able to sit on trains etc
young pecan
Spreading a lil is fine as long as there's still space for others and you're not being obnoxious about it
If there's not then it's not hard to just endure slight discomfort for a lil bit
astral burrow
Spreading a lil is fine as long as there's still space for others and you're not...
Spread if it is a single seat fr
storm jungle
So the birth rate is just unrelated?
Its related
its one cause among many
its spawned from work stress, lack of social graces and the men/women just not wanging to intermingle due to toxicity in public and workplaces
its a whole thing
crystal forum
men are fucking stupid
languid meadow
watching the owlcat stream rn and the insano decrypting
crystal forum
So the birth rate is just unrelated?
i have large testicles and i dont feel the need to take up two seats. i dont understand the issue
dapper gyro
theyre just kept that way because intelligent workers ask questions and doubt
A smart ogryn could become a more serious threat than a SM.
languid meadow
https://www.twitch.tv/owlcatgames if any one else wants a go at it but the message goes like this "I knew who you messed with, I have information about osiris and the proof you need. Zabar(?) will vouch for me sending my coordinates" or something like that, and there's morse code that apparently translates to this "VEDOMINUSNOX"
burnt jackal
If you ever watch a kdrama it's portrayed the the bullying problem there is insa...
when i was in middle school one of my history teachers started playing korean soap operas at the last month of the year
i don't remember why
i just came back to school after some stuff and we were watching kdramas
burnt jackal
i have large testicles and i dont feel the need to take up two seats. i dont und...
not large enough
crystal forum
south korea is a country run by cult members
languid meadow
many such cases !
crystal forum
not large enough
that's not what i've been told
burnt jackal
that's not what i've been told
real
crystal forum
us boy likers have a unique view of the male reproductive organ due to direct comparisons
tough haven
A smart ogryn could become a more serious threat than a SM.
Yeah could you imagine ogryns with the concept of workplace safety and abhuman rights?
would be unstoppable
vagrant fox
i have large testicles and i dont feel the need to take up two seats. i dont und...
it's comfier innit, but there's a time and a place for it
tough haven
Real talk though, I have no clue how people can find balls attractive, I have them and I begrudgingly accept them
crystal forum
are you straight
vagrant fox
gay 🫵
crystal forum
immediate incarceration
tough haven
balls are like the ears of the male reproductive system, serves a very important purpose but not so nice to look at
tough haven
immediate incarceration
b-but its pride month?
crystal forum
says you
languid meadow
I think it depends on the ears
languid meadow
like elliot from breaking bad? nah
tough haven
if people like them, by all means
crystal forum
do straight people like waists
young pecan
The good ones do
crystal forum
interesting
young pecan
Well that's a little broad actually
dapper gyro
Some people like to touch balls.
crystal forum
wild
dapper gyro
Maybe because you touched your too often that you grew bored of it.
polar hill
do straight people like waists
Yes, see: female hourglass figure
vagrant fox
what is he, gay or something
crystal forum
kick his ass
polar hill
And the hourglass shape tends to persist even on skinnier gals
vagrant fox
all my tastes are valid and sensible and entirely rational
it's the women who get freaky about hands you have to worry about
crystal forum
what about an H body figure
polar hill
The only other thing I'll say on this topic is
Hip dips.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
crystal forum
what's a hip dip
is that a sauce for chips
the first information i can find about hip dips is how to get rid of them
polar hill
Unfortunately some women think they detract from the hourglass figure
burnt jackal
do straight people like waists
sometimes but i'm not fully straight
languid meadow
it's gay to not be a little gay
crystal forum
Unfortunately some women think they detract from the hourglass figure
the huge disconnect between what men want and what women want
burnt jackal
i don't even like men specifically i just like nonbinaries alongside women
so guess it makes me a lil "fruity" as one of my friends claimed
crystal forum
sometimes but i'm not fully straight
i thought i was bi once, then i realized that the straight part of me had to be crushed for me to thrive
polar hill
what's a hip dip
In case you didn't find a reference: hip dips on the left. Big fan
young pecan
Booktokers do irreparable damage to public image of what women find attractive every day
languid meadow
ok I've heard the term but what the fuck is a booktoker
polar hill
Booktokers is an interesting way of spelling Kardashians
late osprey
i dont really like waists themselves, but thin ones accentuate so they're great
crystal forum
Booktokers do irreparable damage to public image of what women find attractive e...
like romance books?
young pecan
ok I've heard the term but what the fuck is a booktoker
There's a community on Tiktok dedicated to reading corny and kinda raunchy smut "books"
burnt jackal
i thought i was bi once, then i realized that the straight part of me had to be ...
i don't like wiener though
crystal forum
stephen king has been shitting on romance books consistently since the 70's
young pecan
They don't like books for substance, they like the ones that have manipulative men that don't like the word consent
burnt jackal
stephen king wrote some odd stuff himself
crystal forum
he always finds a way to put them in a story and mention how trashy they are
i love it
burnt jackal
i like books with dragons
polar hill
Yeah I don't think King has room to talk lol
young pecan
Yeah I don't think King has room to talk lol
I was about to say
IT I hear is not much better
Which is to say, a lot worse in one part
crystal forum
They don't like books for substance, they like the ones that have manipulative m...
that has been a thing for a long time afaik
young pecan
Yeah but now they're comfortable enough to be loud enough to make me recognize their existence
crystal forum
and it's usually women writing the books too
young pecan
I'm not a fan 
late osprey
the genre's fine, what i dont like is when there's fantasy books with that stuff in it
because then i pick up the book and halfway through i realize i've been scammed into reading BDSM porn
storm jungle
because then i pick up the book and halfway through i realize i've been scammed ...
Thats fucking disgusting
young pecan
Romance can be good and nuanced
storm jungle
what book is that so I can avoid it?
late osprey
what book is that so I can avoid it?
Sword of Truth was my direct experience
burnt jackal
what book is that so I can avoid it?
None of your concern, it's Slaaneshi propaganda
storm jungle
None of your concern, it's Slaaneshi propaganda
tough haven
do straight people like waists
I mean I do, and all varieties
crystal forum
if there isn't any skin being removed then slaanesh aint having it
polar hill
because then i pick up the book and halfway through i realize i've been scammed ...
This was me with Wicked, the Wizard of Oz parody
"Oh this seems coo-- OH it's porn"
burnt jackal
https://tenor.com/view/orange-kitty-dancing-joust-memes-de-gatos-memes-gif-15564...
i didn't know there was a caption on this gif
"how you want yo ribs"
tough haven
what book is that so I can avoid it?
Yall read the Fourth Wing series?
young pecan
if there isn't any skin being removed then slaanesh aint having it
Slaanesh "fans" when they're tied to the chair and realize that it's a lot worse than a lil whip play and degradation
polar hill
i didn't know there was a caption on this gif
Why are you staring at Samuel's nipples
tough haven
Slaanesh "fans" when they're tied to the chair and realize that it's a lot worse...
Pinhead moment
young pecan
"No takesies backsies"
-Daemonette or something
late osprey
This was me with Wicked, the Wizard of Oz parody
"Oh this seems coo-- OH it's po...
they really need to tag these books better
late osprey
"adult themes" doesn't fucking cut it anymore
storm jungle
Yall read the Fourth Wing series?
Only the best authors put their fetishes into books
tough haven
We're going to shove push pins into your balls
storm jungle
Like the great Dan Abnett
tough haven
Only the best authors put their fetishes into books
Yeah and the Fourth wing does this
storm jungle
skintight clothing women for 69th time in a novel
burnt jackal
and then hundreds of empty pages
polar hill
Ian Watson...
young pecan
Like the great Dan Abnett
"supple"
-Dan Abnett
crystal forum
i like my fetishes served on their own thank you
tough haven
Yeah and the Fourth wing does this
Surprisingly well written scenes too, like they arent boring and have actual emotion
young pecan
Peak fantasy
storm jungle
Ian Watson...
to be fair in Watson's case he was LITERALLY a fetish writer when he was hired
burnt jackal
I don't read
young pecan
Unique magic system
burnt jackal
i don't know how
young pecan
And the second book
storm jungle
most authors AT LEAST try to hide it
sly ivy
i don't know how
Based
young pecan
Is a little bit more related to this conversation
tough haven
I don't read
An empty mind is a blessed mind
young pecan
BUT IN A GOOD WAY
tough haven
for he knows not fear
burnt jackal
I think i last read Berserk
spare osprey
i don't know how
Just look at a word and think of a definition
Worked so far for me
tough haven
Read The Name of the Wind
Will check it out
late osprey
writing all your female characters to look like your perfect waifus is one thing, inserting your Magical Realm out of nowhere gets irritating to say the least
looking at you, Ed Greenwood
tough haven
I have no more 40k books to read
crystal forum
Too much brain power
just call him ass licker
tough haven
so I have to read shudder regular books
spare osprey
Too much brain power
Well who said ya gotta think with that old thing
late osprey
Ed "Oh yeah actually incest is common and perfectly accepted in Forgotten Realms" Greenwood
burnt jackal
My smooth and damaged brain cannot handle the unfathomable attempts; that you yourself would call "reading". As i am not articulate enough to understand and comprehend such things
tough haven
https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-realayax-ayax-ayaz-gif-12587464080199064649
"Guys stand back, I think he's going BERSERK"
burnt jackal
"Guys stand back, I think he's going BERSERK"
"It's berserkin time"
sly ivy
i dont really like waists themselves, but thin ones accentuate so they're great
R u suggesting it’s possible not to like some part of a woman
Imagine
sly ivy
i imagine all 40k main characters as twinks
Based
polar hill
to be fair in Watson's case he was LITERALLY a fetish writer when he was hired
All I'll say is that I hope Grendyl doesn't know Jaq Draco, because if the Atoma Genestealers are real then there's gonna be problems
burnt jackal
All I'll say is that I hope Grendyl doesn't know Jaq Draco, because if the Atoma...
Ballstealers
storm jungle
All I'll say is that I hope Grendyl doesn't know Jaq Draco, because if the Atoma...
or maybe I should stay
tough haven
Draco novels were wild
young pecan
Ed "Oh yeah actually incest is common and perfectly accepted in Forgotten Realms...
Euch
Ed "Drow milk" Greenwood
late osprey
Ed "Drow milk" Greenwood
He's still at it to this day, you know
He has a panel where you can directly ask him about his lore, occasionally ERPers will ask about sex stuff
tough haven
I gotta have some respectfor that level of just unabashed lack of shame
late osprey
I gotta have some respectfor that level of just unabashed lack of shame
There is something profoundly based about forcing the most popular D&D setting to also be your canonical magical realm.
This is all the same setting Baldur's Gate 3 takes place in
burnt jackal
This is all the same setting Baldur's Gate 3 takes place in
BALDURS GATE 3
been playing a drunken fist monk
and laying pipe to an alien elf woman
astral burrow
Wish someone built a gate
young pecan
horny has no place in 40k
The only horny I accept is the deranged hate-boner Dan Abnett has for ||letting Eisenhorn and Alizebeth be together||
late osprey
and laying pipe to an alien elf woman
Not a big fan of the Frog myself, but each to their own
crystal forum
The only horny I accept is the deranged hate-boner Dan Abnett has for ||letting ...
i have said this many times, dan is a cuck
astral burrow
>skintight clothing women for 69th time in a novel
Have they not realized that women in baggy, loose robes and clothing with a killer body underneath are the absolute peak?
crystal forum
krait is into burkas
young pecan
Those damned Gith Yankees putting sugar on their grits instead of salt
storm jungle
Have they not realized that women in baggy, loose robes and clothing with a kill...
Perhaps.
sacred bluff
The only horny I accept is the deranged hate-boner Dan Abnett has for ||letting ...
not even the absence of the warp can keep true love apart 
tough haven
People with non traditionally attractive body types are also peak
polar hill
Man
I can't wait to find out what Valdor is cooking up
A quest for the Emperor's name
An army of blanks and winged Astartes
Baffling
tough haven
is that a euphemism for thicc
I mean yes and no, just referring to any body types that arent traditionally attractive by societal norms
But yes, larger bodies are one of those
sly ivy
Have they not realized that women in baggy, loose robes and clothing with a kill...
Truth
Oversized sweatshirt come on Dan
polar hill
Are ya gonna buy the Arbites twice too
summer mural
Never bought it, I was playing it on gamepass
sly ivy
is that a euphemism for thicc
Thicc as generally conceived is well within the normal distribution of universally attractive phenotypes I’d wager.
Mandatory
tough haven
Thicc as generally conceived is well within the normal distribution of universal...
Thats unrealistic thicc where a person has a huge chest, stick figure waist, then massive badonkadonk
If someone has any amount of belly, its not gonna be acceptable
sly ivy
The magic of plastic surgery
tough haven
also you arent allowed to eat, but your not allowed to not eat
sly ivy
Truly we live in an age of wonders
tough haven
also you arent allowed to eat, but your not allowed to not eat
Social norms are fun
tough haven
The magic of plastic surgery
Only for the rich though
I tried doing plastic surgery once, all it did was make me have to hide a body, turns out molten plastic has no place in the process, despite being named so
sly ivy
Hahahaha
tough haven
I tried doing plastic surgery once, all it did was make me have to hide a body, ...
False advertising fr
late osprey
Truly we live in an age of wonders
I love that game
burnt jackal
The magic of plastic surgery
the Rubicon Primaris*
burnt jackal
I tried doing plastic surgery once, all it did was make me have to hide a body, ...
Explains why my brunch tasted like burnt plastic
crystal forum
If someone has any amount of belly, its not gonna be acceptable
but i love some belly 
im jealous of women's natural fat distribution
tough haven
but i love some belly <:heartEyes:817378723120152617>
Me too man
Nice and squishy and cozy
Aaand I’m gonna stop now
polar hill
I don't think you're cooking it right
tough haven
I don't think you're cooking it right
I’m not eating my girlfriend bro
polar hill
It should be crispy, not squishy
tough haven
it's so ugly
That’s the issue with our societal perception
It’s ok, people just have different distributions
crystal forum
but women have like better fat!!!
it doesn't immediately protrude from the belly
it kinda spreads out evenly
tough haven
Not always
crystal forum
i'd say most of the time since even trans women have it due to taking hormones
HRT wins yet again
viral halo
Jay is experiencing twink death
crystal forum
nah i'm a top i don't want to be a twink
i like being chubby but i try to keep it within bounds
tough haven
Everyone is different, our bodies are diverse and beautiful in every same way that anything else is about humans
polar hill
tough haven
nah i'm a top i don't want to be a twink
I do
viral halo
I think fat people should be assigned to labor camps and livestreamed 24/7
tough haven
I think fat people should be assigned to labor camps and livestreamed 24/7
Ayo what the fuck
polar hill
I think fat people should be assigned to labor camps and livestreamed 24/7
My man
viral halo
And every month the one who lost the most amount of weight gets to go home but the one who lost the least gets their head blown smoove off
polar hill
We lift for the Emperor
late osprey
And every month the one who lost the most amount of weight gets to go home but t...
brutal
crystal forum
what if they get drowned in the total amount of fat lost by the other inmates
viral halo
Fuck Jay lmfao
tough haven
Ok what the fuck
polar hill
Hark
polar hill
The author's barely disguised fetish
storm jungle
Human Centipede ahh death
tough haven
I have to constantly try to counter my girlfriends body image issues and try to improve her body positivity, and I think it’s slowly working
viral halo
Jay had a moment of straightness when his neurons activated into thinking about female fat distribution and had to reset it by being fatphobic
tough haven
what if they get drowned in the total amount of fat lost by the other inmates
This is some 40K shit
tough haven
remind her she's pretty
I do, constantly
It’s a full time job, but it’s fulfilling
I very much enjoy making her happy
viral halo
Jay never tells me I'm pretty anymore
tough haven
Jay had a moment of straightness when his neurons activated into thinking about ...
Bro you were the one to introduce the fatphobic labor death camp
viral halo
Bro you were the one to introduce the fatphobic labor death camp
I have no recollection of saying this
crystal forum
siggy only remembers what is currently on screen
tough haven
vagrant fox
anyone could've said that
tough haven
crystal forum
no object permanence because that will only slow down the grind (making children cry at school)
viral halo
That can't possibly be me
tough haven
Sure buddy
viral halo
I would never have said those things
tough haven
You’re account was hacked briefly
viral halo
I'm a teacher for God's sake!
viral halo
Hate teaching math but I tutor it sometimes
tough haven
I would never have said those things
You just blacked out and flew into a fervor
crystal forum
what's it like teaching morons how to do additions