no fucking wonder they lost the case lmao
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
They didn’t win the case + the judge told them to fuck off + put restrictions on them making rules for things without minis
Lol
It went shit for everyone involved
Like I said
nocturne crest
Oh shit, they tanked their own stock because of this stuff.
storm jungle
Yeah a lot of people today dont know warhammer as an IP went under like almost 4 times lol
late osprey
there was a time where GW was like fanatical about protecting its IP to the point of self-destruction
nowadays its comparatively chilled the fuck out
storm jungle
They also ousted their CEO from that era lol
late osprey
bro thought he was working at nintendo
i think also it was during a time where they were really, really struggling to profit from non-mini media after DoW had run its course and everything
storm jungle
Turns out its way easier to sue everyone when you are basically untouchable
not when you are ontop of a very niche market
lol
late osprey
they were doing a whole ass shotgun method if you remember that where every other warhammer game was something utterly deranged conceptually
but now that they have some strong hitters like TWarhammer and Darktide they can be more secure
astral burrow
I wish silly plastic men wasn't such a big industry with so much drama
It is just tiny plastic guys...
GW executives should sit down and paint some and calm down
astral burrow
They also ousted their CEO from that era lol
Is the new one good
late osprey
now all they have to do is get Duncan Rhodes back to GW
astral burrow
Nice
storm jungle
the company hasnt imploded
astral burrow
As good as a CEO can be ig
late osprey
it depends on what the CEO was signed on to do, which i doubt they were especially public about
like if you want to really evaluate the performance i mean
arctic talon
They also ousted their CEO from that era lol
"we are not a rules company, we are a toy company" as an argument for AoS 1e being totally unplayable
went fucking crazy lol
when fucking Lego was making all their own weird game systems
late osprey
Max is cheating
arctic talon
well
late osprey
but 100% over 5 years is still good
late osprey
most of the drops seem to be people spazzing out when GW can't keep up identical growth in a multi-year project based business model
arctic talon
yeah COVID was
fucking insane
8e already had the hobby grow like crazy
post covid 40k is even bigger
storm jungle
yeah they are off that high but its still going good
arctic talon
(its no longer like over 70% marines at most events)
lol
now its more like
25-30%
which is more tolerable lol
arctic talon
yeah they are off that high but its still going good
Honestly I don't see it dropping down unless GW monumentally fucks up
which could happen
but GW is so safe with decision making I find it unlikely
storm jungle
alas 😔
arctic talon
each stock in the company Gamesworkshop is worth 214$ USD rn
astral burrow
And how many are there?
arctic talon
A lot
astral burrow
Like a billion?
astral burrow
A million?
arctic talon
GW has: 32,971,713 stocks in issue
astral burrow
How
arctic talon
according to the London Stock exchange
late osprey
214 what? Billion?
you have to evaluate a stock in terms of its relative price
astral burrow
Blah blah blah
late osprey
so it's $214 per share, but that matters because last year it was <$100
astral burrow
Stock this money that
late osprey
i got my degree in this OK i like it
arctic talon
i got my degree in this OK i like it
based
astral burrow
i got my degree in this OK i like it
A degree in money?
Crazy
Do you speak to the money?
late osprey
A degree in money?
in finance, yeah
late osprey
most things of note in the modern world happen due to money
astral burrow
And became a servant of the blessed omnissiah
arctic talon
Lol
late osprey
i always remember that story where like
late osprey
the navy techs put a chicken in one of their computers to make it work
arctic talon
Based
astral burrow
Is that even true
late osprey
and it actually did, it stopped working the moment their officer tried to remove the chicken
i dont know if its true or not but its funny lol
astral burrow
They attach a box with chicken bones
late osprey
yeah thats the one
arctic talon
and it actually did, it stopped working the moment their officer tried to remove...
relevant
lol
astral burrow
Who knew the machine spirits liked snacks
Lemme ask my taiwanese friend for confirmation
I have friends everywhere
late osprey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuai_Kuai_culture
PRAISE BE the omnissiah
arctic talon
this is a real thing that major taiwanse companies have in server rooms lol
vagrant fox
I've seen some major superstition around printers from even nonreligious people
It seems to work more often than not
storm jungle
Printers are the device of Satan its true
late osprey
it's pretty fascinating just how pervasive superstitions are even with otherwise entirely rational people
consider the myriad superstitions around sports, too
it seems to be that those things manifest whenever it concerns something that we don't have any real control over
astral burrow
You can have confirmation from me <:sku:597507435598577725>
You are taiwanese too?
astral burrow
this is a real thing that major taiwanse companies have in server rooms lol
Wow
That's hilarious lmao
arctic talon
You are taiwanese too?
half yeah
astral burrow
Does it genuinely work?
arctic talon
but in terms of like how immersed I am in a culture aside from American its def Taiwan over japan
lol
astral burrow
My old PC of 13 years used to make weird noises every so often
When it was barely working, had to be turned on by hard wiring it
And I just yell at it, smack it really hard, it would shut up
I feel bad now
arctic talon
Does it genuinely work?
my beliefs say yes because words have power
astral burrow
He served me well for 14 years
arctic talon
my parents keeps one next to the router
crystal forum
jacked up black pickup truck decided to fart a black cloud in my face on the highway
astral burrow
Does it not expie
late osprey
well i'd say the society that produces the best semiconductors in the world probably knows a thing or to about getting computers to work
astral burrow
Expire
arctic talon
yes it expires
astral burrow
Or do u eat it and regularly replace
arctic talon
you gotta replace them
late osprey
but that's just my hunch
crystal forum
well i'd say the society that produces the best semiconductors in the world prob...
lol
stay in your field
arctic talon
Kuai kuai also aren't like super expensive lol
astral burrow
arctic talon
also I don't like how the green ones taste
astral burrow
its expired food
Eat it before it expires duh
arctic talon
thats bad
astral burrow
Router is next to my room
arctic talon
don't do that smh
crystal forum
anti-taiwan adam over here
just somebody with actual knowledge of practical stuff
arctic talon
it will misbehave if you steal its food
late osprey
just somebody with actual knowledge of practical stuff
hate-filled harry over here
astral burrow
I am hungry
arctic talon
again this is cultural
crystal forum
if i hated asians why do i like asian boys so much? checkmate atheists
astral burrow
if i hated asians why do i like asian boys so much? checkmate atheists
Admitting that on discord will get you shot
arctic talon
so I will simply not
vagrant fox
The joke temptations are strong but we must resist
late osprey
TSMC is definitely one of the best producers last i checked
astral burrow
What joke
arctic talon
TSMC is the best producer rn
I'm not even being nationalist for the bit
they just are rn
outer wave
if i hated asians why do i like asian boys so much? checkmate atheists
No wonder why you're always in lore chat; its just myself, Elite, and Bulgur here all the time
late osprey
TSMC is the best producer rn
yeah exactly
astral burrow
I wish my country was the best at smth
crystal forum
No wonder why you're always in lore chat; its just myself, Elite, and Bulgur her...
this is not untrue
arctic talon
its not that other companies are like
astral burrow
this is not untrue
Y'all gotta hide
arctic talon
bad at this
astral burrow
You heard him
crystal forum
calm down manson
arctic talon
TSMC just has way more capital, and expierence
astral burrow
It is just a meme, dick, sit down
late osprey
well as i understand it Taiwan just has human capital
late osprey
that nowhere else does
crystal forum
well as i understand it Taiwan just has human capital
not the reason
storm jungle
I assume a capital made of human beings?
late osprey
Wtf is human capital
refers to having skilled people specifically
storm jungle
astral burrow
I assume a capital made of human beings?
Crazy
crystal forum
refers to having skilled people specifically
those skilled people need to be created
they dont appear out of nowhere
arctic talon
Taiwan education(hell)
astral burrow
Adepting my mechanic rn
astral burrow
Taiwan education(hell)
As bad as south Korea?
astral burrow
Could be worse then
crystal forum
but the skilled people are not the main reason
arctic talon
Taiwan, Japan and China are all like
about the same levels of hell
from what I can tell
arctic talon
Hong Kong has been integrated into the chinese education system now
she doesn't struggle because she's used to it
is the big thing
astral burrow
She is an uuuh
arctic talon
you get used to doing that much work
late osprey
yeah just different upbringings have different lifestyles in mind
crystal forum
taiwanese electronics manufacturing is next level quantity. you should see their factories
crystal forum
mind boggling
astral burrow
I would never survive a day in asian education system
astral burrow
the fabs are insane lol
Make that shit a darktide map
arctic talon
now the server rooms
crystal forum
im not very knowledgeable on automation engineering but i'm learning it a bit from my new job
late osprey
you have to keep the area clean for very small electronics like semiconductors
like SUPER clean
arctic talon
Also TSMC is like absurdly secretive lol
you can check their privacy policy on their website
for like employees
crystal forum
ah no their cleanrooms aren't that high level
late osprey
even the smallest pieces of dirt can fuck them up
crystal forum
that's just for silicon wafer production
astral burrow
My countries education system isn't any better
crystal forum
the cleanrooms aren't as high as you think
arctic talon
anyways K-12 education for me wasn't that bad
because my parents sent me to Hell cram school over the summer in both Taiwan and Japan
astral burrow
I am 3 years late to university smh smh
crystal forum
the problem with cleanrooms is scale. they're very expensive to install and huge factories require insane amounts of ventilation, not to mention ESD flooring
astral burrow
I wish I had relatives in another country, sounds fun
late osprey
because my parents sent me to ~~Hell~~ cram school over the summer in both Taiwa...
yeah i can imagine that makes american education by contrast a breeze
arctic talon
they just took me back to see family
crystal forum
so they segment the cleanrooms into levels where silicon wafer production is the highest
vagrant fox
Dog I would've rebelled against cram school, I'd join the delinquents
astral burrow
I did always have summer school in middle school
crystal forum
since that's the most susceptible to dirt
astral burrow
But in high school I didn't give a damn
arctic talon
Dog I would've rebelled against cram school, I'd join the delinquents
I do not want to get my ass beaten by the teacher
which was legal up until like
astral burrow
So no summer school there
arctic talon
2010? or something
crystal forum
it's not even dirt actually it's mostly human skin cells
astral burrow
Then I spent an entire year in cram school lmao
arctic talon
suits
astral burrow
5 years of high school
crystal forum
humans produce a lot of dead skin
astral burrow
It is
arctic talon
they should open them in the US
astral burrow
But at what cost
vagrant fox
I just managed to get under the beatings, my sister was beaten into being right-handed in school
arctic talon
eh its not that bad
astral burrow
This year I am just studying on my own at home
arctic talon
imo
crystal forum
highest level cleanrooms require no direct human interaction at all. all done remotely with drones
crystal forum
those cleanrooms are very rare
late osprey
they do wear suits too depending on the situation
arctic talon
I just managed to get under the beatings, my sister was beaten into being right-...
My grandmothers on both sides beat their students
astral burrow
21 days to make a bit more progress and guarantee a good major in a big city
arctic talon
💀
astral burrow
I NEED computer engineering
arctic talon
they still have
astral burrow
I gotta rizz up hadron
arctic talon
the fucking sticks
btw
I got beaten by my grandmother on the japanese side
which was "fun"
astral burrow
Ouch
crystal forum
they do wear suits too depending on the situation
the suit depends on the cleanroom rating. you can look up the ISO standards. the ones for lower levels are just normal ESD jackets
vagrant fox
Unfortunate events
arctic talon
I'm not going to say it was entierly undeserved
astral burrow
Teacher's pet
crystal forum
higher levels require a full head to toe suit
astral burrow
Straight up the model student
arctic talon
she probably shouldn't have fucking hit me with a switch
astral burrow
I didn't do anything bad until high school, I was straight up friends with all the teachers lmao
They loved me
crystal forum
seems like a pain to put on
if you have glasses and long hair and a beard yeah
arctic talon
oof
late osprey
yeah they're like the ones you see scientists wear in the movies iirc
astral burrow
Ew long hair and beard
crystal forum
shut up straighty
late osprey
so super obnoxious unless you're just totally bald or something
astral burrow
I like seeing long hair and beard
I pick them in games
But holy shit even a slight stubble or a slightly long hair bothers me so much
Idc how good I look in it, it is torture
crystal forum
another part of cleanrooms is ESD ratings which are just as important
late osprey
crystal forum
electrostatic discharge
astral burrow
so super obnoxious unless you're just totally bald or something
Buzzcut?
late osprey
But holy shit even a slight stubble or a slightly long hair bothers me so much
the facial hair specifically is what gets super irritating for a while
late osprey
it needs to be like a month before you adjust to it from experience
crystal forum
so you have to be grounded at all times
astral burrow
It annoys me so much I like rubbing my chin and feeling it smooth
crystal forum
the floor tiles are conductive, your shoes are conductive
late osprey
when we making ISO 10: Vacuum-Sealed
crystal forum
i got some cool custom leather shoes at work
astral burrow
What if I jump
astral burrow
the floor tiles are conductive, your shoes are conductive
Bro is working at narkina 5
arctic talon
Just dunk everything in mineral oil/j
crystal forum
i get to pretend i work while i'm in this channel since i'm a support technician
astral burrow
It wasn't fun
late osprey
vagrant fox
he's implying women don't belong in lab coats
astral burrow
No, I fucking like it
Damn it you forced me to spell it out so I don't look sexist
crystal forum
i see a lot of people in lab coats and they are not hot
very bulky
not form fitting
crystal forum
your ass
astral burrow
True
Major Zero confirmed
Lab coat doesn't make someone pretty, it just amplifies their existing beauty
It is like glasses
However, the combination could kill a man
crystal forum
sly ivy
Incredible things happening in this channel
paper haven
The government would appreciate it if you stopped exposing their conspiracies. It's very irritating for them.
young pecan
I was keeping a one settlement wood elf faction as a pet in Oreon's Camp as Kroq-Gar
I had no idea they were beefing across a border until the Sigmar Cult faction randomly came by and dunked them
crystal forum
these posts would kill a medieval peasant
vagrant fox
a medieval peasant would kill me for my quality knives
vagrant fox
i'm a strong, straight, heterosexual and heteroromantic male
and medieval peasants have shit like goedendags lying around all over the place
young pecan
Idk usually the ones who stress how straight they are aren't so straight 
vagrant fox
late osprey
Fearsome words, Sigsen. Now show me deeds.
paper haven
Tell the serfs to return to the fields and leave complicated matters to their betters
late osprey
Tell the serfs to return to the fields and leave complicated matters to their be...
life was truly so much simpler back then 😔
paper haven
Feudalism is the natural state of humanity
Everything else is merely an attempt to be contrary
late osprey
i mean they had it worked out, the Triple-Decker Caste System
sure, there was a LITTLE horrible violence
but you know? part and parcel
part and parcel to paradise
paper haven
The violence was justified
late osprey
a little starvation builds character, anyway
paper haven
I mean, probably.
We investigated the local Lord and he swore on his honor that it was above board and I believe him
late osprey
there's really no such thing as corruption if corruption isn't illegal in the first place
it's pretty genius
paper haven
To prove his innocence, he paid me a lot of gold.
late osprey
the feudal right to "skim off the top" is one we should've kept fr fr
throwing that out was a terrible idea
paper haven
No impious man would willingly part with such wealth
storm jungle
Idk usually the ones who stress how straight they are aren't so straight <:Smile...
Never ask a homophobe the orientation of their crush
burnt jackal
Never ask a homophobe the orientation of their crush
reminds me of "never ask a true son of skyrim the race of his girlfriend"
i guess in warhammer it would be "never ask a primarch"
storm jungle
i guess in warhammer it would be "never ask a primarch"
burnt jackal
<:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
I cannot blame the man
paper haven
Never ask a primarch who he thinks deserves to be Warmaster
nocturne crest
So odd question, but would what the Charnel Guard chapter do, put themselves into stasis between missions, have helped the world eaters cope with the nails?
young pecan
That wording threw me for quite a loop
spare osprey
So odd question, but would what the Charnel Guard chapter do, put themselves int...
Idk about cope
But delay maybe
nocturne crest
That wording threw me for quite a loop
Sorry.
vagrant fox
For the duration of the stasis only, really
Then it's wakey time and the nails are prompting violent slaughter again
golden imp
Man, dark Hersey looks like it’ll be fun. Really wish I vibed with turn based but couldn’t finish rogue trader
Got to chapter 4 and after nut show to make it out of the previous area I was honestly kinda burnt out
young pecan
Is this "Tzeentchian sorcery" the devs just being funny since this army sort of shouldn't exist
paper haven
So odd question, but would what the Charnel Guard chapter do, put themselves int...
It would slow the decline but why would you want that?
World Eaters without brain damage is like Space Wolves without Wolves
The Ultramarines
And nobody wants more than one Ultramarine legion
late osprey
World Eaters without brain damage is like Space Wolves without Wolves
ok so in other words DEFINITELY something you want
paper haven
Not even Guilliman wanted an Ultramarine legion, it's why he broke it into chapters.
All that division of power nonsense was to soothe their egos
arctic talon
nocturne crest
What's this?
soft thunder
Stuff from the new not-4th-War-For-Armageddon?
arctic talon
Miasmen redcowls mentioned!!!!
arctic talon
What's this?
Order of battle from the crusade Armageddon rulebook
nocturne crest
Oh
nocturne crest
They did mention something was happening with Armageddon during the preview show.
young pecan
ate ratties
I just had total war open for 8 hours
Where did the day go
Why does this game take so long to play
sacred bluff
nocturne crest
Yes
tough haven
cold asf art
Reminder that it is possible to reach the Imperium, if you did not, your faith was simply not strong enough
rose thorn
i thought this was fortnite ...
young pecan
cold asf art
The bottom right one looks like one of those fish monsters from the spongebob movie (angler I think)
Cold though
tough haven
How can I hint that a forge world has uncovered necrons without giving too much away, rn I have reports that most of the workers in charge of excavation have gone mad, refusing to work, screaming about giant metal insects, spouting doomsday prophecies, and painting strange sigils in their blood (necron script), y’all think this is enough to imply that further investigation may be needed without revealing the nature of the threat to those who don’t know necrons?
I like this idea, but I’m not sure if it’s big enough to warrant a rogue trader dispatching a team to look into it
outer wave
How can I hint that a forge world has uncovered necrons without giving too much ...
I think Id avoid the rumors of giant metal insects because that sounds like it'd give too much away. I think the workers refusing to work, disappearing miners, and maybe even perhaps entire pieces of equipment disappearing without a trace could be good without making it incredibly obvious.
tough haven
Good idea
I just wanted a little something to make our Aeldari party member’s spidey sense tingle about their ancient foe
Not like “yeah there’s necrons there”
But like “oh shit, maybe we should check this out”
outer wave
Madness could also work, but you gotta make it vague enough that it keeps the party guessing (like mentioning metallic bugs or atomization will tip them off)
tough haven
Cause the party has multiple threats on multiple worlds and has to decide which to prioritize with minimal info
And I want to strike the right balance of accuracy, without completely underselling the threat, cause necrons are in my opinion, the biggest threat to leave operating unchecked
Cause once it snowballs to a certain point, you’re fucked
tough haven
Madness could also work, but you gotta make it vague enough that it keeps the pa...
It Could make them suspect chaos maybe
tough haven
Cause once it snowballs to a certain point, you’re fucked
Then again, so does orks and GSC, but they’re a little more straightforward to deal with
outer wave
It Could make them suspect chaos maybe
Could or GSCs
winged jacinth
Madness is a very common symptom in 40k
(Maybe they were predisposed to madness who knows)
spare osprey
Miasmen redcowls mentioned!!!!
STINKERS WOOOOOO
queen laurel
great
queen laurel
a deathskull is a good villain
astral burrow
astral burrow
God, there are some absolutely braindead star wars fans
queen laurel
oh yeah mag @rose thorn
are you gonna use this for your sylvaneth?
astral burrow
Groot
queen laurel
One or the other
yeah thats Swiftvine Glimmershard
she looks like she plays knife zealot
astral burrow
Does she ball
queen laurel
Does she ball
this is a another universe set in warhammer fantasy where instead of war everyone plays American football
and she is a star player so yes
she balls
astral burrow
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fir...
yeah so you have things like the average american quarterback
astral burrow
Astonishing
queen laurel
Astonishing
or Kreek ‘the Verminator’ Rustgouger
celest dome
All due to 1 God of Chaos being active when it usually isn't
queen laurel
All due to 1 God of Chaos being active when it usually isn't
hey at least it's the most peacful warhammer setting in the world
celest dome
GW should do a football alternative, and then we could see some Fifa Blood Bowl type stuff
celest dome
hey at least it's the most peacful warhammer setting in the world
Indeed
queen laurel
GW should do a football alternative, and then we could see some Fifa Blood Bowl ...
dwarfs immediately in a disadvantage 
celest dome
Hadn't thought of that
Knowing them they'd sink their goal down to better proportion
queen laurel
Knowing them they'd sink their goal down to better proportion
or use their head
literally and figuratively
like they might build leg braces to increase height
median star
whats the creation myhtos for dwarfs in 40k fantasy
celest dome
40k they're just Abhuman that have survived independently
Fantasy same as the other, made by the Old ones
Between Elf and Human iirc
Lizardmen, Elf, Dwarf, Human, Ogre+Halfling iirc
queen laurel
Between Elf and Human iirc
yeah they are the complete opposite
elves are tall they are short
elves are really good at magic, dwarves straight up nullify magic and therefore they just contain it on runes for use
median star
is their a ratling equivalent in fantasy
queen laurel
is their a ratling equivalent in fantasy
Halflings
celest dome
And Gnomes I guess
median star
love gnomes me
storm jungle
is their a ratling equivalent in fantasy
Ratling themselves are literally just Hobbits so lol
Halfling is also just a slang term for a Hobbit, they are all the same thing
median star
so p much everything in reg 40k does have a counterpart to fantasy
storm jungle
It all came from fantasy so yes
queen laurel
so p much everything in reg 40k does have a counterpart to fantasy
yeah pretty much
celest dome
Tyranids, and Tau are the big outliers
queen laurel
It all came from fantasy so yes
oh yeah dilara i found this
storm jungle
oh yeah dilara i found this
yeah thats an oldie lol
astral burrow
so p much everything in reg 40k does have a counterpart to fantasy
Servitors?
astral burrow
oh yeah dilara i found this
Human skin!!!
I wonder what they based this art on
Like what particular image did they use as reference
median star
any chaos astartes ever
storm jungle
Like what particular image did they use as reference
you say this like its a hard thing to capture 
storm jungle
My mom
queen laurel
bald marines
storm jungle
bald marines
^
astral burrow
But any named ones?
storm jungle
You are reading way too much into this
astral burrow
In a book?
storm jungle
lmao
median star
And any loylaist astartes ever too
they atleast tend to do the human skin thing less
storm jungle
they atleast tend to do the human skin thing *less*
Mostly anyway.
Me when Executioners
sacred bluff
hot
rocky gale
they atleast tend to do the human skin thing *less*
The Order of the Wounded Heart deglove the skin on their hands, so that they feel pain with every action. Then regularly get it regrown and then degloved again so it's always fresh
storm jungle
Extremely based sisters.
arctic talon
Holy shit lol
rocky gale
Sisters got some of the most fucked up shit in the Imperium at times
rocky gale
Like there's a Canoness with a torture room that's got like a Heretic in a vat with medical equipment that will keep her alive and conscious, which is filled with an incredibly weak acid that will take atleast 1000 years to kill her, just dissolving her slowly.
outer wave
The Order of the Wounded Heart deglove the skin on their hands, so that they fee...
Easiest case of getting tetanus I've ever heard
rocky gale
Easiest case of getting tetanus I've ever heard
They still wear gloves and protection around it, they just feel the pain
queen laurel
They still wear gloves and protection around it, they just feel the pain
What's the source of this religious belief?
Like why the hell do they do it
arctic talon
Like there's a Canoness with a torture room that's got like a Heretic in a vat w...
Oh yeah I remember this
That was
Creepy
rocky gale
They revere Saint Lucia, who was tortured by Cultists for months. One of the methods they used was flensing the skin from her hands
So they do it to themselves to remember her pain
queen laurel
They revere Saint Lucia, who was tortured by Cultists for months. One of the met...
That's
You know what that makes sense you know
arctic talon
Yeah that tracks
flint dock
The Order of the Wounded Heart deglove the skin on their hands, so that they fee...
Sounds like they would get along with the Imperial Fists.
rocky gale
There's also an order that revere Saint Lucia by taking a vow of silence in honour of the Sisters who were captured alongside Lucia, the Cultists tortured them first hoping their screams would break her, but the Sisters realised that's what they we trying to do so they remained silent throughout and refused to make a sound so Lucia wouldn't hear.
But I can't remember their name
queen laurel
There's also an order that revere Saint Lucia by taking a vow of silence in hono...
So you have budget sisters of silence and insane lunatics
arctic talon
Insane lunatics is a given already when talking about the ecclisarchy
queen laurel
Insane lunatics is a given already when talking about the ecclisarchy
Yeah that is true
rocky gale
Everyday I fight the urge to buy two of these
queen laurel
You know what yeah i understand damn that is cool
rocky gale
One to build as the Triumph itself, the other to use the models on it as unique HQs
arctic talon
So many good bits tbh
rocky gale
Like get that and you could easily use them as a Palatine, 3 Canonesses, a Dogmata and a Dialogus
and I dunno, use the Coffin itself as a unique Objective Marker
queen laurel
and I dunno, use the Coffin itself as a unique Objective Marker
Terrain piece for a home brew capture the relic or some s***
hallow saddle
One to build as the Triumph itself, the other to use the models on it as unique ...
could potentially magnetise the feet of the models and get away with only buying one. then just make up some individual bases and swap the models out as needed
cause most of them are standing apart so it should be doable
tough haven
Anyone got ideas for shit I can have happen to my party as they travel through the void in-system to spice the journey up?
They’re flying in a modified thunderhawk
celest dome
Orks Asteroid fleet
astral burrow
Oh hi larmoth
astral burrow
rose thorn
oh yeah mag <@407994636167282701>
are you gonna use this for your sylvaneth?
I would but I don’t know who to use in mind
queen laurel
I would but I don’t know who to use in mind
That is true that is true
rose thorn
Everyday I fight the urge to buy two of these
40K need more of these
It’s so perfect
Easily kitbash able, easily used for kitbashes, but the original kit is so cool that you buy it anyway
rocky gale
Yea, each of the Sisters on it is completely seperate, so it's so easy to just build them and stick them on a separate base
vagrant fox
Gamers, is Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters worth it at 11,24 euro
rose thorn
Gamers, is Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters worth it at 11,24 euro
I quite like it
vagrant fox
75% off is tempting 🤔
queen laurel
It is one of the considered good warhammer games
That title means more then it seems
vagrant fox
That's often how it goes, Warhammer games tend to not live up to all of my expectations
burnt jackal
Who up huffin they Thunderhawk grade brake cleaner
queen laurel
That's often how it goes, Warhammer games tend to not live up to all of my expec...
Yep which is just why chaos gate daemon hunters is one of the more beloved games in the community
late osprey
Gamers, is Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters worth it at 11,24 euro
I was playing the shit out of it until I had an unstoppable game crash in my Ironman mode campaign
I'd recommend it, yeah.
The DLC Megabundle at $20 isn't terrible either.
$20 for 70 hours of fun I call satisfactory
vagrant fox
Good enough recommendations, yeah why not
vagrant fox
All I know is that it's morty time loading screen
late osprey
So I can help you out on mechanics if you'd like, at any difficulty more than like
the easiest
It's HARD
I had to restart the campaign like 5 times before I was stabilized
vagrant fox
Noice, hopefully my x-com long war practice aill help
late osprey
It's very reminiscent of the long war strategically, actually
like long war, the strategy changes based on if you have the DLC or not tbh
no-DLC is a much easier experience
raven stone
All I know is that it's morty time loading screen
My brain did a weird take and now I want to see a Rick and Morty parody with Emps as Rick and Mortarion as Morty.
arctic talon
Noice, hopefully my x-com long war practice aill help
Long war will def help you out, however this game is still the torment nexus
lol
vagrant fox
this thing is up to no good
Good vibes from the intro, as long as I'm suffering in a enjoyable way this'll be pretty good
storm jungle
Long ahh neck
celest dome
It's so cute, i want to pet it
storm jungle
queen laurel
<:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
It's just spiky plant being spiky plant Don worry about it
celest dome
Oh you overgrown mushroom, you'll make me blush
queen laurel
Oh you overgrown mushroom, you'll make me blush
Hey you're willing to go on a date with the hunter of the storm god
So not surprised you find certain things rather cute
celest dome
That thing look like a grandma
tough haven
Voidborn pirates wanting to hijack the ship so they can huff the engine coolant
Good idea but I’m looking for mostly non combat scenarios
Like misadventures or accidents
celest dome
Asteroid fields, broken ships hailing the party asking for help, Rogue Trader hailing them to offer trade and or employment
late osprey
Anyone got ideas for shit I can have happen to my party as they travel through t...
Have you played RT yet?
tough haven
Asteroid fields, broken ships hailing the party asking for help, Rogue Trader ha...
They already work for a RT
tough haven
Have you played RT yet?
Yes
celest dome
They already work for a RT
Yes, but having multiple RT meddle with the party always lead for much fun 
Once had a campaign where we worked for an Inquisitor, and then had another Inquisitor contact us, to investigate our Inquisitor
I don't think either were fallen to Chaos
rocky gale
Good idea but I’m looking for mostly non combat scenarios
Yea no combat, they're just there to siphon off and huff the coolant
astral burrow
I saved and was taking care of a kitty
She gave birth
Yippeee
So cute, extremely tiny
dusky scroll
Afaik Lion knows Bobby G is alive. Does Bobby know his elder brother is done with his beauty sleep?
burnt jackal
She gave birth
how are the babies and mother
celest dome
afaik they've already met
dusky scroll
Of course they met. They've worked together during Heresy afaik.
Oh wait..
btw, are Sisters of Silence infertile, like Space Marines, Grey Knights and Custodes?
celest dome
No
celest dome
We don't know tbf
dusky scroll
They can stay erect for a century..
Edit: as guards...
arctic talon
btw, are Sisters of Silence infertile, like Space Marines, Grey Knights and Cust...
Not augmented to make them transhuman so I’d assume no
dusky scroll
I was just a bit curious about what they do after they (Custodes and SoS) retire.
languid meadow
I found it
arctic talon
I was just a bit curious about what they do after they (Custodes and SoS) retire...
SoS prolly train SoS, custodes serve as “eyes of the emperor”
languid meadow
"and as a further safeguard against distraction and as a biological control, both are of course incapable of procreation"
From inferno
dusky scroll
We know God Emperor is not.
dusky scroll
They’re abhumans technically
huh?
dusky scroll
They're actually officially classified that way?
dusky scroll
But... it's not like they were built. They were born, just without a womb.
celest dome
They're made in part with Warp stuff
dusky scroll
Won't that make psykers abhuman?
arctic talon
They are yes
celest dome
Well legaly they are
celest dome
Technically they're mutant
Same for certain Blanks strains
arctic talon
Yeah that
burnt jackal
I thought Primarchs were just some kinda warp beings stuffed into meat puppet bodies
arctic talon
Well
celest dome
But in any case Primarchs are wholly crafted artificial beings and it's difficult to class them.
Vat Grown Abhuman could be something, but they're not stable per se
storm jungle
Nah
burnt jackal
that too
storm jungle
Pretty much
burnt jackal
but your statement does lol
storm jungle
Yeah like
its better to treat primarchs as superheroes
its pretty much what they are
burnt jackal
The only thing that makes somewhat sense to me bc we can get a visual idea of it is Corax
storm jungle
(AND the slop that comes with that tag)
arctic talon
Don’t worry soon we’ll have glorpus the saturnine terminator praetor
Kill Horus
And then the Horus heresy never happens
burnt jackal
someone say Horus?
storm jungle
🏇
languid meadow
Space marine characters
celest dome
Now I wonder if there are alternate heresy but it's Sigmar spawning in 40k and just taking power against the Emperor or something
vagrant fox
the whole salamanders chapter
burnt jackal
celest dome
who is the warhammer equivalent to Glup Shitto
Obiwan Sherlock Cloussau ?
arctic talon
With like barely any lore
dusky scroll
Weird thing, Primarchs were made to be perfect but still some has male pattern baldness.
burnt jackal
arctic talon
Bald is a valid haircut lol
celest dome
(Also the Emperor is fallible)
arctic talon
God why is he so pale in that art lol
burnt jackal
i was bald once
celest dome
Scottish Guilliman
dusky scroll
now i've got luscious golden hair like Sanguinius
How long did it take to go from Horus to Sanguineous?
burnt jackal
How long did it take to go from Horus to Sanguineous?
ab a year or two
2 years
but i haven't had a full haircut outside a small trim in another 2, i'm just past my shoulders now
dusky scroll
Sounds awesome
burnt jackal
Would make it simpleish to do a blood angel cosplay if i were to ever afford the stuff to make the power armor lmao
arctic talon
dusky scroll
If you live in a humid region, i may have further questions.
burnt jackal
It is a humid region lmao
dusky scroll
Mind if I DM you?
burnt jackal
No problem at all
dusky scroll
This is 40k lore chat, didn't wanna go offtopic here. I fear getting disciplined.
burnt jackal
No worries, this one is lore but as someone said yesterday also a "'more tame main chat" at times
tough haven
This is 40k lore chat, didn't wanna go offtopic here. I fear getting disciplined...
We go off topic all the time
dusky scroll
I have relatively long hair, which I grew without any plan
Having real difficulty maintaining hair health.
vagrant fox
This guy had 0 presence in my memory fog
astral burrow
how are the babies and mother
Very good
There is a second baby
But that struggled a lot, can't breathe well rn...
tough haven
and it was calligos lol
And he’s amazing
humble shoal
burnt jackal
Very good
glad to hear that but i hope the other baby is okay, wishing the best
did you guys hear that boltgun 2 will have Khorne daemons?
celest dome
Why do some dislike Ar-be-tes and prefer Ar-bites
tough haven
Cause Ar-bites is the canonically accurate version
celest dome
Well, Ar-be-tays would be what I think have been used before
languid meadow
It has
vital kernel
I call them Ar-bi-tees
languid meadow
Didn't GW come out and say it's ar-bee-tees?
storm jungle
It is but most people (understandably) ignore it
especially since even official material/voicework etc doesnt say it that way
vital kernel
Lets hear the official version of Astartes
pearl brook
I mean who really cares about latin pronunciation. Even the ancient romans constantly changed how the pronounced words ...
storm jungle
Pretty much.
Its like how they also went
"all lasguns fire yellow beams"
cue all the times they dont
pearl brook
Inconsistency is the only consistency at GW. Truly a british company
storm jungle
Truly lol
vital kernel
Wasnt yellow lasers more of a 6th edition artwork thing that was never officially laid out?
storm jungle
No because even then books/artwork displayed them with red lasers
it was always contradictory
so its just whatever the artist was feeling at the time
vital kernel
I remember some yellow lasers in artwork
storm jungle
Yeah its what the warcom post displays
celest dome
Easy answer is that it depend on the weapon mark
shadow plover
there has been plenty of yellow, and plenty of red and everything in between
even blue
umbral kraken
arbeetrator
shadow plover
I am woke incarnate
vital kernel
I think lasguns should be able to have any colour laser.
I like the green of the heretics in uhhh space marine 2
storm jungle
Yeah its why them trying to set up a concrete precedence for it is kinda stupid
like who cares lol
lament shoal
I think lasguns should be able to have any colour laser.
I like the green of the...
Afaik this is already a thing
Red is just most common
shadow plover
if the warcom article writers just looked up Kopinski art for source material I'd say it's based and accurate enough to say it represents the whole of the universe 
vital kernel
Might just depend on the lasrifle and be a choice like tracer colours for bullets.
Different nations had different colour tracers to identify sides and calibers. Germans had green I think, americans red? British were yellow IIRC.
shadow plover
I said it before but my headcanon is just the colour depends on how powerful the shot is, red is lower power whereas yellow / closer to white is a more powerful shot
vital kernel
Laser colour is easy, plasma colour meanwhile is tricky
storm jungle
I said it before but my headcanon is just the colour depends on how powerful the...
also perhaps the kyber crystals...
wait wrong IP
lament shoal
We got an official salamanders captain joy toy model with an orange power sword
Looks pretty dope
vital kernel
I said it before but my headcanon is just the colour depends on how powerful the...
Thats the least sensible explanation.
languid meadow
I am woke incarnate
shadow plover
hell yeah
languid meadow
I would love to see an official depiction of the purple las bolts talked about in I think gaunts ghost
vital kernel
Isnt that robot a villain?
lament shoal
There's also the blue inferno bolts that the tsons use
noble bear
Isnt that robot a villain?
lament shoal
Powered by tzeentch fuckery
astral burrow
r/memes
storm jungle
I mean hes right though?
late osprey
No because even then books/artwork displayed them with red lasers
i remember the post-hoc explanation being the laser color changes based on the atmosphere or something
but i dont remember if that was even official or just someone coping
storm jungle
i remember the post-hoc explanation being the laser color changes based on the a...
I remember the post-hoc explanation that lasers are STUPID
astral burrow
Red is too iconic to change fr
It is the most recognizable
But maybe it's like swtor where you can just change the color by changing a part inside
vital kernel
When you ask a GW exec to clarify lasgun colours they probably hit you with one of these
astral burrow
They probably just hit you
late osprey
They CLAIM warhammer 40k has a lot of interesting worldbuilding, and yet they never talk about the las-lore.
Curious.
Deep as a puddle!
late osprey
Its either las-lore or Warhammer Crime content
Yeah we can drop the las-lore in that case
noble bear
They CLAIM warhammer 40k has a lot of interesting worldbuilding, and yet they ne...
I eated all the las-lore
forest orbit
Almost gave our resident user a mask-off moment
vital kernel
I'm not sure if any warhammer material ever established the existance of birth control on hive worlds or they rely on pollution to take care of that.
late osprey
I'm not sure if any warhammer material ever established the existance of birth c...
if it exists IRL it probably exists in the Imperium too, but probably not encouraged for proles since the Imperium literally sees populations as a resource, not an obligation
it's probably just a thing for the elites for dynastic control purposes
lament shoal
I'm not sure if any warhammer material ever established the existance of birth c...
Such medical practices aren't really that advanced so I would imagine its still a thing
vital kernel
More so the question if hive administrations practice any sort of population control.
vital kernel
Yeah I figure so aswell. Maybe put some chemicals in the water to reduce fertility or something.
late osprey
Actually I did remember that mass sterilization is a thing and the Inquisition's done it before to exterminate a planet
It's how they genocided the original Armageddon population
storm jungle
Yeah but thats not really regular birth-control.
Its the more uhhh "nazi"-like kind of birth control
Speaking of it was also sterilization and being sent to die in camps.
late osprey
Its the more uhhh "nazi"-like kind of birth control
when I read the work camps part I lost my shit
Just complete mask-off villainy
Imperium defenders be like
storm jungle
Imperium defenders be like
I love the like
Penalcamp
because saying concentration-camp is prob too on the nose
Theres also entire worlds dedicated to that kind of thing so it becomes even more fucked up and funny.
astral burrow
Nighty night
umbral kraken
astral burrow
Grandpa
I been taking care of her outside for months
Gonna neuter her if I can after a while, don't think she can handle another birth
storm jungle
Cat-tide is real
raven stone
Cat-tide is real
Felinids as 6th Darktide class…?
astral burrow
What
burnt jackal
6th darktide class will be a domestic cat with lightning claws
lament shoal
Yeah I figure so aswell. Maybe put some chemicals in the water to reduce fertili...
He likes to hang with me while I play video games
sly ivy
Omg
astral burrow
Babies
astral burrow
He likes to hang with me while I play video games
He wants his payday too
near wasp
**Penal**camp
Ha she said penal
opaque coyote
Theres also entire worlds dedicated to that kind of thing so it becomes even mor...
Honestly
I genuinely wonder how Imperium Planets decide their niche
storm jungle
I genuinely wonder how Imperium Planets decide their niche
Administratum mostly
opaque coyote
Like do they just decide or is it like
Planet discovered
Wipe out any sentient life that isn't human
Contact adminstratum
Wait like 1050 years for them to send it's role
Or do they just decide
like
"Yeah fuck it, it's a mining planet"
spring cairn
you'll be shocked to learn that they designate a world a mining planet when it's rich in valuable ores
opaque coyote
you'll be shocked to learn that they designate a world a mining planet when it's...
Gasp
spring cairn
after conducting a geological survey no less
opaque coyote
But yeah I was thinking more of like
Let's say the planet is just filled with natural resource
It could be good for either an Agri World
or a Mining world
How do they decide
Like if it's a fucking empty rock with good ore resources then it's mining obviously
But I genuinely wonder how do they do the weird inbetween cases
also what is the critera for a hive world?
"Has breathable air"
?
radiant lance
Is the US compliant with the codex astartes?
storm jungle
no
radiant lance
How do we fix this
radiant lance
Okay
I'll work on this
opaque coyote
Okay
I'll work on this
bro is the emperor irl
this is how astartes were made
they were inspired by his favorite game
battlemace 40 million