No
#40k-lore-chat
queen laurel
i mean i definitely expect A 7 foot tall masterpiece of genetic manipulation to do that
arctic talon
What was great crusade? Emperor taking over the galaxy?
The galaxy yeah
Tldr of it was
“Join us or we kill you”
And boy did a lot of people say no
Anyways the imperium killed anyone who didn’t join
And culturally genocided or actually genocided anything incompatible with the imperial truth
astral burrow
There were people all over the galaxy even before imperium started?
Damn technology was good
arctic talon
The imperial truth being atheism
dapper gyro
Again, SM are not even that strong. Their strength lies in their production.
arctic talon
The emperor was a Reddit atheist
arctic talon
Yeah marines are mass producible super soldiers lol
astral burrow
At normal civilians
arctic talon
God this sister of battle is so
Well yeah
dapper gyro
99% of them
queen laurel
finally
trukk
storm jungle
Is all sisters like this
Sororitas are literally racist nazi nuns
astral burrow
99% of them
Good 1% of them are bearable
storm jungle
they arent good people lol
arctic talon
Sororitas are literally racist nazi nuns
Mfw I have heterochromia
storm jungle
they'd lterally burn people like you and me at the stake for not believing in Big E or the church
astral burrow
And don't go on a tangent telling them they are worthless
arctic talon
Marines do not respect civilians
queen laurel
Sororitas are literally racist nazi nuns
yeah unfortunately since they are so hot and so good looking that you can let it pass
arctic talon
Lol
dapper gyro
Woman not religious enough will be sent to be trained as Stormtrooper.
arctic talon
And don't go on a tangent telling them they are worthless
Marines absolutely do this
queen laurel
<:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
salamanders are not good too
queen laurel
yes compared to other marines they are better
arctic talon
Tbf they do respect civilians
astral burrow
I don't expect anyone to be good in 40k
queen laurel
but they still have anti riot squads that use flame throwers
astral burrow
They’ll say sorry before they burn you alive
Thats nice
queen laurel
They’ll say sorry before they burn you alive
yeah it's way better than what you get on average
queen laurel
also they have a favorite racial slur
astral burrow
This sister is so crazy (pariah nexus) ||she had a cadian stuck in her head telling her to be fucking normal like johnny silverhand||
Hilarious
dapper gyro
Majority of the SM doesn't give a fuck about human. They give fucks about the Imperium, then glory.
astral burrow
Majority of the SM doesn't give a fuck about human. They give fucks about the Im...
Brothers?
queen laurel
Majority of the SM doesn't give a fuck about human. They give fucks about the Im...
yeah finding an SM that isn't a straight up ******* and even treats you like a human is gonna be Unicorn level rare
dapper gyro
Those who respect civilians always get bullied, and have very low number.
astral burrow
Watching pariah nexus this salamander saved a priest and a bunch of civilians in a destroyed planet
And showed them nothing but respect
storm jungle
Yeah they get to safety later
astral burrow
I know
arctic talon
Yeah they get to safety later
astral burrow
They give fucks about brothers
dapper gyro
They made that Pariah Nexus things to satisfy the Sally Wankers.
dapper gyro
Because of the huge surge in WH40K community about "Sally is the only good marines"...
RG over there prioritize civilians over the Imperium and got bullied like crazy by the fan base.
arctic talon
lots of homoerotic undertones
storm jungle
AUGH-
dapper gyro
SM only care about dude in their chapter most of the time, hence the many cases of chapters fighting each other.
arctic talon
from the 40k discord server on Horus Heresy
also this
anyways this is a setting that literally talks about oiled up naked men
thank you space marine codex 7e
humble shoal
I mean
humble shoal
humble shoal
Still wish I could find the video I first saw this in, was voiced over with the intro to sm1
astral burrow
anyways this is a setting that literally talks about oiled up naked men
This tells me to get into sororitas
humble shoal
This tells me to get into sororitas
Sororitas also have the flying woman
And the naked nuns
astral burrow
What does that even mean
humble shoal
There is a sororitas
astral burrow
Naked nuns?
humble shoal
With angel wings
dapper gyro
The SoB is also homoerotic.
astral burrow
The lady hestia talks about?
humble shoal
Naked nuns?
Yeah some nuns are too ashamed to wear clothes
astral burrow
Yeah some nuns are too ashamed to wear clothes
Crazy logic
astral burrow
The SoB is also homoerotic.
This sure is an information
humble shoal
astral burrow
Is there smth that isn't homoerotic
dapper gyro
Also, they are non augmented human... so you know, they still have their needs...
arctic talon
both marines and SoB have homoerotic undertones lol
humble shoal
The true wholesome romance is between custodes and sos
arctic talon
Custodes used to
astral burrow
I should read SoB books I like yuri
dapper gyro
Now the banana boys get the SoS to make up for it.
humble shoal
Genestealers
humble shoal
Arent homoerotic
arctic talon
yeah
astral burrow
Now the banana boys get the SoS to make up for it.
SoS?
humble shoal
Sisters of Silence
arctic talon
mfw the genestealer kisses me
and makes me want to have kids
what did GW mean by this
astral burrow
Sex
humble shoal
Bannana girls
humble shoal
what did GW mean by this
👖
arctic talon
astral burrow
Order of our martyred lady has sick armors
humble shoal
Anyway sister repentia
astral burrow
Don't like sister repentia much
humble shoal
How about the penitent engine?
astral burrow
The what?
humble shoal
astral burrow
Oh hell no
dapper gyro
Hey, in lore, she doesn't get to wear those clothes.
astral burrow
Not those
humble shoal
Thats a sisters of battle thing
dapper gyro
Only gets to wear the metal bits.
humble shoal
That is evil
Wdym people always survive incidents like that
tough haven
I’m not going to share further information to not spoil
humble shoal
Because that is not acknowledged
arctic talon
that isn't taught
astral burrow
As usual
dapper gyro
Oh, so you know, @astral burrow, normal human can kill SM easily. In fact, during the HH, they are a bigger issue than SM. The Guards is nerfed afterward so they can't rebel.
astral burrow
NOOOOOOOOI
humble shoal
Why do people hate psykers while emperor is one?
Most people assume that the emperor is a god, and theology differs a lot across the imperium
astral burrow
Oh, so you know, <@1329063393440829440>, normal human can kill SM easily. In fac...
My goats
astral burrow
NOOOOOOOOI
Noooo right when she got decent...
humble shoal
Oh, so you know, <@1329063393440829440>, normal human can kill SM easily. In fac...
The solar auxilia were the true chads
Also smart ogryns
arctic talon
Oh, so you know, <@1329063393440829440>, normal human can kill SM easily. In fac...
me when the Imperial army is an issue
Jokes aside the big issue with marines in the Heresy
was the fact they were fucking beelining it for terra
lol
like it was just a straight fucking line
from Istvaan to terra
humble shoal
Well they had a stopover on this one planet
dapper gyro
Some guard regiments have power armour, void shield armour, aupex helmet, guns as strong as SM guns.
humble shoal
Had a 3 in the name
arctic talon
Some guard regiments have power armour, void shield armour, aupex helmet, guns a...
what the fuck is void shield armor
what
astral burrow
Some guard regiments have power armour, void shield armour, aupex helmet, guns a...
The fuck
arctic talon
Power armor I know some regiments have
but I have literally never heard of voidshield armor
lol
humble shoal
what the fuck is void shield armor
Hes talking about solar auxilia
arctic talon
thats void armor
dapper gyro
Solar Auxiliar used to have voidshield.
arctic talon
that is VOID ARMOR
its heavily uparmored carapace
and powered(slightly) the same way skitarii warplate is powered
dapper gyro
Right. Thanks for the correction.
dapper gyro
Anyhow, it can stop SM bolter round.
arctic talon
yeah heavy void armor is powered
humble shoal
Anyhow, it can stop SM bolter round.
Cant carapace also do that?
arctic talon
though its like skitarii warplate where its powered but not power armor
arctic talon
Cant carapace also do that?
yes but heavy void armor could eat several
normal void armor could eat 1 or 2
before being compromised
humble shoal
Hmm
arctic talon
Heavy void armor was about a good as it got
dapper gyro
Carapace can, but it is not guaranted.
arctic talon
for a normal human
humble shoal
Also better lasguns
humble shoal
for a normal human
Better than normal human power armor?
arctic talon
Better than normal human power armor?
nah
Should have specified for like
rank and file lol
humble shoal
Ah lel
dapper gyro
Void armour is SM armour plating.
humble shoal
Tbh auxilia wasnt rank and file either
dapper gyro
No, but many human had access to those.
Many were leftover from the system the Imperium taken over.
arctic talon
I would say its close to rank and file
arctic talon
lol
humble shoal
or fulgrim
astral burrow
@storm jungle now I get what u said
humble shoal
Or creed
arctic talon
what would be more fun is a Saturnyne Ordo Hoplite
skip the solar auxillia
go straight to the source
astral burrow
People under necron control?
humble shoal
go straight to the source
Lucifer black
humble shoal
Well yeah
arctic talon
What is "the minddead"
Soul mostly gone
humble shoal
But it would be funny
arctic talon
they just kill them because theres no use
to keeping them alive
and they could turn aggresive lol
humble shoal
How do they tell
Its the imperium... you just dont
astral burrow
Fucking commissar
dapper gyro
Lucifier black sounds all cool, but we see so little of them.
humble shoal
Kill em all and let the emperor sort them out
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> now I get what u said
astral burrow
That was sad
rose thorn
Anyone excited for more space marines!!!!
dapper gyro
There are, but we don't talk about happy endings.
dapper gyro
Anyone excited for more space marines!!!!
No, I want to eradicate them.
Make the guard great again!
humble shoal
Make the guard great again!
Praise the humble guardsman
You know it was not the mighty marines that protected the emperor, or the dutiful custodes
rose thorn
God forbid you are a xeno
vagrant fox
Anyone excited for more space marines!!!!
yes 
humble shoal
More black templar chaplains are welcome
plush mason
does the imperium have an anthem?
humble shoal
I imagine eli is happy
dapper gyro
More black templar chaplains are welcome
At least BT chaplains are not like Leandros.
humble shoal
At least BT chaplains are not like Leandros.
BT give off a better knight aesthetic than the edgy risen
Lionel and his band of merry men
rose thorn
Do you think the space marine market will crash
humble shoal
Im definitely not biased as a fists fan
dapper gyro
Not even in my dream...
humble shoal
dapper gyro
People love Marines.
plush mason
BT give off a better knight aesthetic than the edgy risen
you think the DA have a round table?
languid meadow
Do you think the space marine market will crash
it's been 38 years so prob not
humble shoal
you think the DA have a round table?
No they have a big rock instead
That lionel cries in
mint magnet
I love Marines they are cool
humble shoal
I love Marines they are cool
Some marines are cool
plush mason
you know what i mean, a round table of like the captains of the companies
mint magnet
Badab War and Heresy marines are usually where its at
humble shoal
you know what i mean, a round table of like the captains of the companies
I know they have a structured order of subchapters so.... maybe
humble shoal
Badab War and Heresy marines are usually where its at
Vraks is peak sm
plush mason
just to milk their clear Arthurian inspiration more
mint magnet
Vraks is peak sm
Vraks does have the Purge which is one of my fav chaos warbands so you got me there
astral burrow
Anyone excited for more space marines!!!!
How many more do people need
humble shoal
Vraks does have the Purge which is one of my fav chaos warbands so you got me th...
Oh I was talking about the starport
mint magnet
Oop
languid meadow
I don't even play marines but I love space wolves so much
rose thorn
Idk, I don’t even belive space marines pay for other armies anymore
winter vessel
I just realized in “Horus Rising” there’s a Luna Wolf that shares the name of an Asian Noodle, ‘Udon’
mint magnet
How many more do people need
We need plastic mk V and I'll die happy
astral burrow
I don't even play marines but I love space wolves so much
Space wolves are so interesting
languid meadow
their growth from the HH is cool
humble shoal
Space wolves are so interesting
Space wolves beefing with the inquisition is fun
languid meadow
I love when my factions change for the better
mint magnet
Resin mk5
Okay but like the resin mk 5 are good sculpts I just need to limit my resin building
arctic talon
Idk, I don’t even belive space marines pay for other armies anymore
I mean they expictly do
from GW's mouths and earning reports
humble shoal
Okay but like the resin mk 5 are good sculpts I just need to limit my resin buil...
Fair
mint magnet
Building my Justaerin almost broke me
winter vessel
Space wolves beefing with the inquisition is fun
Bjorn steps in like the Great Grandfather sorting out his family when they get involved with the authorities
mint magnet
People who build titans scare me
languid meadow
Hype moments and aura
mint magnet
The most I could do would be one of the fancy big knights
arctic talon
the instructions also look like they're from a fucking CIA spy pen
and smuggled out of cuba
humble shoal
I was talking about attempting the 6 ft monstrosity
arctic talon
also Heresy releases are completely irrelevant to 40k releases
mint magnet
House Malinax supremacy
arctic talon
regarding like marine releases
arctic talon
House Malinax supremacy <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
based
rose thorn
from GW's mouths and earning reports
Where is the earnings reports anyhow? I’ve read the ones they posted on their investor website and they don’t separate the games from what I saw
humble shoal
rose thorn
Ah
humble shoal
This shit
arctic talon
anyways give me drukhari refresh
NOW
its probably just Maly
*malys
lol
but I will be happy if its more then just her
mint magnet
As a Malys enjoyer Im v pumped to see her model
Its not like I stole her name or anything
arctic talon
the leaked sprue + reconstruction was coo
*cool
I'm like 99% sure it was an intentional leak
which is why she didn't get assembled lol
but Drukhari are looking to be the last codex of the edition
which could mean a few things lol
storm jungle
even if you dislike all the marine releases
arctic talon
500 more cult legion reveal posts
now that they're done flooding Warcom with space wolves
they will flood it with Tsons
and then after Tsons uh
idfk
Knights?
humble shoal
Actual knights
humble shoal
Or grey knights
vagrant fox
Grey Knights for more space marines
humble shoal
Good
humble shoal
We need no new dreadknights
arctic talon
but IK and CK
had actual rule reveals
even if minor
now GW
when does the best Order faction get their scourge of ghyran rules
where are my sylvaneth rules
also holy fuck why are we back to Ghyran I fucking hate Ghyran WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING GHYRAN IN AOS HOLY SHIT GET ME OUT
its always fucking Ghur, Aqshy and Ghyran holy fuck why doesn't GW pick another fucking realm for once for the love of god
humble shoal
Maybe gw will release new clowns
arctic talon
maybe
If the killteam rumors are true something necrony is coming for the next season
@rose thorn okay genuine question why does GW always pick Ghyran/Ghur/Aqshy for AoS stuff
its like
almost always one of those fucking 3
maybe Shyish if they're feeling creative
plush mason
are the realms of magic in the warp? frankly always wondered that
or is the warp just in 40k?
arctic talon
Warp is just 40k
humble shoal
Ask the frogs
plush mason
ok
humble shoal
Giant frogs
arctic talon
Where the old world
is just a planet in the warp
or from some other funny lore
all of 40k is in a bottle in a wizards tower
plush mason
ye
humble shoal
all of 40k is in a bottle in a wizards tower
I like this lore
plush mason
i dont think any of that is canon still
arctic talon
its not
plush mason
funny though
humble shoal
All of 40k is in trazyns studio
arctic talon
it also was contradictry when it came out
lol
which was intentional
but like idfk
humble shoal
Think the ghr is in 40k?
arctic talon
Chamon exists, so does Ulgu and Hysh
then again maybe they're saving Ulgu
for Malaerions stuff
plush mason
all of 40k is in a bottle in a wizards tower
the mental image of some wizard in his tower looking over to the bottle and seeing the great rift form is still a funny one
rose thorn
<@407994636167282701> okay genuine question why does GW always pick Ghyran/Ghur/...
Oh they pick a realm or two every edition. First edition was Aqshy, 2nd was Shyish, 3rd was Ghur, and 4th rn is Ghyran
arctic talon
the mental image of some wizard in his tower looking over to the bottle and seei...
"huh, neat"
rose thorn
It has to do with the BBEG
arctic talon
Oh they pick a realm or two every edition. First edition was Aqshy, 2nd was Shyi...
I'm aware but still
2e was shyish + ghyran with most of it in fucking ghyran
because Allariale moment
humble shoal
"huh, neat"
Cuts to trazyn looking at yhe bottle with the wizard looking at the bottle "neat"
queen laurel
"huh, neat"
The wizard watching the horus heresy unfold
rose thorn
Otherwise trh other realms are mostly defined by 2 factions
arctic talon
and then some Ghur stuff at the end because of Krangraos
rose thorn
So there isn’t really much reason to go there
rose thorn
Chamon was important in 1st
arctic talon
I literally wanted to slam my head into my desk
humble shoal
Btw in vermintide
queen laurel
but make a reason to go there Gw
What ram are you talking about ulgu?
arctic talon
the moment I saw 4e was fucking Aqshy
humble shoal
The beastmen
arctic talon
at the start
humble shoal
Any idea what they are saying
arctic talon
actual sand paper for my brain lol
humble shoal
I hear, our flag and the curse
rose thorn
Oh and Hysh in 2nd
arctic talon
Chamon was important in 1st
sorta?
plush mason
arctic talon
it got way less focus then aqshy
rose thorn
The war of Light and Death
arctic talon
in terms of realms
by far lol
3e was fucking misery
I LOVE GHUR I LOVE GHUR I LOVE GHUR
humble shoal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69iLUVInUuM
Blood for the domin... I mean emperor
rose thorn
Ulgu got the short end of trh stick 
queen laurel
Ulgu will get the long stick
Yeah archaon i'm pretty sure is just chilling in there
rose thorn
BUT they might get stuff since belakor has been doing stuff
queen laurel
Oh wait wrong guy
humble shoal
Btw any lore ideas on how beeg the drusians range is?
queen laurel
Belakor
rose thorn
when Malerion
Oh yeah that too
queen laurel
thats eightpeaks
Yeah i was wrong but on the other hand shut the f*** up
arctic talon
Btw any lore ideas on how beeg the drusians range is?
Drusians are mostly tied to Calaxis
humble shoal
Drusians are mostly tied to Calaxis
So then jannisaries is calaxis?
rose thorn
Malerion will bring glory to Ulgu
The big belief is that DoK will get their shadow elf update
Thsi edition
arctic talon
I think DoK will get their shadow elf stuff + more distinct stuff
and then we get Malerion next edition
imo Malerions shadow elves are gona be a dif faction
queen laurel
The man with the annoying skulls that stun you
Yes but this time
rose thorn
Krethusa has been REALLY important lately since she can see the future now
queen laurel
He's a skimming little bastard that has a his own part on the realm shadow
arctic talon
if you're wondering why I think that, its entirely because I think the name Daughters of Khaine would be absurdly awkward unless the rename it
lol
humble shoal
Guess so, this means that if someone from atoma prime could get to janus, maccabian jannisaries could get to atoma prime
rose thorn
Maybe she is Maleth’s chosen idol?
humble shoal
queen laurel
Krethusa has been REALLY important lately since she can see the future now
What makes that special a giant two headed chicken can do the same
humble shoal
Where jannisaries outfit fatshark
arctic talon
Krethusa has been REALLY important lately since she can see the future now
would be really funny if she gets split off from Daughters of khaine into Malerions faction
lol
rose thorn
if you're wondering why I think that, its entirely because I think the name Daug...
Still makes sense, since they were still literally created by her
arctic talon
The shadow elves? yeah
rose thorn
All of the DoK
rose thorn
Ah
arctic talon
some people think the whole faction
is gona be in DoK
which uh, I think is weird but maybe its true
LOL
queen laurel
is gona be in DoK
So it's like going to be an ogre situation where it's technically the same faction but it's split down the middle with different guys?
rose thorn
They will probably stay 1 faction and get a AoR
queen laurel
Well orruk warclans is the better definition
Completely different factions but you know in the same tone because they're the same rays apparently
rose thorn
So it's like going to be an ogre situation where it's technically the same facti...
Remember for 5 minutes when the winter guys were their own faction
queen laurel
Remember for 5 minutes when the winter guys were their own faction
To be honest i don't mind them being with the other ogres because besides culture and stuff they aren't really that different
Splitting the dwarves into the fire slayers and hypertechnological overlords make sense
arctic talon
They will probably stay 1 faction and get a AoR
Im specifically talking about Malerions faction, not the shadow elves in DoK
sorry
should have specified
rose thorn
Ahhh
humble shoal
So when are the wood elves and brettonia going to become one faction?
arctic talon
never
queen laurel
Im specifically talking about Malerions faction, not the shadow elves in DoK
What's domain of worship is that guy about anyway
humble shoal
arctic talon
Malerion?
queen laurel
Shadows, deception, illusion
Is that malekith?
arctic talon
Yes
Malerion is Maliketh
Malekith
whatever
they renamed him
he's been sent to the retconian name wise
lol
plush mason
Yes but this time
great now he is annoying and good looking
humble shoal
Rights issue?
queen laurel
Malerion is Maliketh
Is he still thugging it out with the other elven gods
humble shoal
Like malal
humble shoal
Ah
rose thorn
Oh yeha what realm will Chaos Duardin be?
arctic talon
and its from like actual irl mythology
arctic talon
Oh yeha what realm will Chaos Duardin be?
imo Chamon or aqshy
rose thorn
It’s probably aqshy but I hope it’s ulgu or chamon
arctic talon
I'm hoping Chamon
if its Aqshy
I am going to fucking kill someone
with a hammer
rose thorn
Where the hell would they be in Chamon
queen laurel
Oh yeha what realm will Chaos Duardin be?
Has to be aqyshy
They worship the god of fire and tyranny and industry
queen laurel
I mean chamon is a good place for materials
rose thorn
There is no ground in Chamon though lmao
arctic talon
maybe they live under the plane
queen laurel
Everything is god damn metal in that b****
arctic talon
Nah nah nah
rose thorn
It’s like floating islands
queen laurel
But i'm going to be honest they're realm is probably going to be Aqyshy
arctic talon
but maybe they'll have some giant floating island
if its Chamon
but yeah its going to be aqshy
queen laurel
After all hashut
arctic talon
and I'm going to scream
queen laurel
Really loves fire
queen laurel
The old one when he applies peanut butter to toast he lacerate himself this one he applies peanut butter to toast he slits the throats of at least 100 people
How did they make him even more edgy
Then his last f****** design
queen laurel
Its the spikes
And the wings
The giant gargoyle wings
But also is he still beefing with the other elven gods
Or has he decided to f*** off to his own place
plush mason
How did they make him even more edgy
he is the king of the edgy elves so he has to be the most edgy of them all
arctic talon
But also is he still beefing with the other elven gods
He's still kind of beefing with them but not really
In terms of getting along with the other Order gods
he's pretty chill
he doesn't do much and is content with defending his territory
for now
queen laurel
he's pretty chill
It took the world blowing up on his face for him to chill out like that
Absolute psychopath thank you morathi for raising such a person hum
Was it really worth it
arctic talon
Yes
now gimme Kuronathi and Wanderers
GW
that is the one thing I will play cities of sugmar for
queen laurel
that is the one thing I will play cities of sugmar for
Okay who are currently the gods of order
Because you know the pantheon got absolutely railed
In the last few years
arctic talon
Sigmar, Alarielle, Dracothion, Grungni, Malerion, Mirmidh, Morathi, Ong, Teclis, Tyrion
Oh also
that one fucking river god
I forgot the name of
raven stone
queen laurel
Sigmar, Alarielle, Dracothion, Grungni, Malerion, Mirmidh, Morathi, Ong, Teclis...
Okay good amount still
It's crazy that at some point
Gorkamorka was a part of that
queen laurel
Tbh
And hey extra gods means extra power
They need it because chaos order and destruction have been going around kicking them a lot
humble shoal
Even if they’re minor ones
Is Taal not an order got?
arctic talon
SUCH IS THE POWER OF NAGASH
arctic talon
Is Taal not an order got?
Taal might be dead
humble shoal
Ah
rocky gale
Bring Myrmidia back!
late osprey
malekith really is just in the "he's order because we don't know what else to do with him" bucket lmao
its so wacky
even Vlad von Carstein was more Order-coded than he ever was
rocky gale
Oh yea Mirmidh is totally just Myrmidia, but Myrmidia used to be a thing earlier in AoS
and she used to have Knightly Orders
There's a short story about one of her last Knightly Orders being hunted by Khornate cultists
queen laurel
There's a short story about one of her last Knightly Orders being hunted by Khor...
Are they like really good fighters
late osprey
iirc shes a pretty strong god to be devoted to in the Bannerlord mod too
rocky gale
Are they like really good fighters
I don't know, I've not actually read the short story
late osprey
Are they like really good fighters
Knights of the Blazing Sun are Myrmidians
they're one of the more elite orders
queen laurel
Knights of the Blazing Sun are Myrmidians
Age of sigmar my guy
rocky gale
Yea but we're talking AoS, not Fantasy
arctic talon
malekith really is just in the "he's order because we don't know what else to do...
Well he’s in Order because he hates chaos and he’s still ultimately aligned with sigmars goals of civilizing the mortal realms
All the order factions are United in their hatred of chaos and desire to “civilize” the mortal realms
languid meadow
their swag and aura
late osprey
All the order factions are United in their hatred of chaos and desire to “civili...
well i guess they're not called order for nothing
queen laurel
All the order factions are United in their hatred of chaos and desire to “civili...
To be honest each faction can have their own giant realm to be fair
After let's say theoretically they destroy chaos
late osprey
still, malekith has the most alien definition of "civilization" compared to the others
queen laurel
They can just go to their separate realms
late osprey
only marginally more conventional than Nagash's great civilization
arctic talon
still, malekith has the most alien definition of "civilization" compared to the ...
Well they’ve got buildings, civilians and an economy don’t they smh
Close enough
green loom
late osprey
Close enough
we need one of those Purist vs Moderate vs Radical tables
arctic talon
Probably lol
late osprey
"Sigmar is order." "Malekith is order." "Nagash is order."
arctic talon
Oh hey eternity gate
Nagash is Orderly but hates everyone else and wants things dead
paper haven
I barely know anything about fantasy. AoS is a complete mystery to me
arctic talon
Which is funny
late osprey
its funny because the Bonelords are one of the more cohesive civilizations in Sigmar
humble shoal
Nagash is Orderly but hates everyone else and wants things dead
Except for the vampires who arent dead enough
humble shoal
Forklift certified
arctic talon
Except for the vampires who arent dead enough
Well he does want to kill them
Just later
Smh
late osprey
feeling robbed of Order Champion Vlad again
end times having him with the airs of an Elector Count was possibly one of the only good moments in it
him and his vamps should ditch nagash and go order if they're just taking on the likes of malekith too
humble shoal
Didnt the dragonkiller come back during end times to help brettonia?
queen laurel
Well he does want to kill them
Don't forget the ghosts
And ghouls
arctic talon
He’s not killing the ghosts
queen laurel
The only death faction he wants to keep around is his skeletons
arctic talon
They’re already his
queen laurel
They’re already his
They're quite literally
arctic talon
him and his vamps should ditch nagash and go order if they're just taking on the...
They can’t, Nagash has essentially enslaved them blood wise
queen laurel
Bound to him huh
arctic talon
He can snap his fingers and they drop dead
shadow plover
MKII models look very nice
arctic talon
Yeah
languid meadow
such is power of nagash
shadow plover
now give us MKV
queen laurel
The vampires can’t escape nagash
Yeah soulbound is one of the few things that can alleviate that
arctic talon
And helped give Nagash the leash
queen laurel
And helped give Nagash the leash
They did that out of fear of him right not out of stupidity i hope
queen laurel
Honestly ally with chaos to kill nagash
Nothing is redeemable with chaos
rocky gale
Oh huh, it's MK2 armour, not Mk3
paper haven
Mk 3 power armor is my favorite, aesthetically speaking
paper haven
Mk 5 isn't even a true difference, just mk 4 with funny little bubbles.
humble shoal
Mk 5 isn't even a true difference, just mk 4 with funny little bubbles.
Yeah
languid meadow
https://youtu.be/1bZW7ANLaA0?si=pyA2AeKv7mqTMVpu full trailer for those who've missed it
queen laurel
Ally with the skaven
That's even worse
humble shoal
I want mk2 with funny bubbles
humble shoal
That's even worse <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Exactly
I want everything to go to shit
paper haven
I want mk2 with funny bubbles
That's mk 3. Sort of
late osprey
i like the like
arctic talon
Lol GW making use of thoughtsign
late osprey
i guess clockwork-punk aesthetic sorta with freeguild
languid meadow
I can't get over how goofy saturnine looks like
late osprey
its fun
humble shoal
I can't get over how goofy saturnine looks like
Saturnine is the best
Other than thunder warrior pattern
arctic talon
I still dislike how saturnine looks
languid meadow
shadow plover
me when I'm disintegrator'ed
arctic talon
It’s less ugly then the fan versions I’ve seen
humble shoal
I still dislike how saturnine looks
Cant hit head if head is flat
arctic talon
But it’s still not good
paper haven
Bit off topic but I like how the Thunder Warriors didn't throw a tantrum over being liquidated. They were just like: Yeah, that's fair.
outer wave
humble shoal
humble shoal
Bit off topic but I like how the Thunder Warriors didn't throw a tantrum over be...
Well... they probably did
They just didnt expect it and died fast
paper haven
For the warriors who never need to look in any directions other than forward
humble shoal
Me and my water guns
Hes ready to win the pool party
paper haven
They just didnt expect it and died fast
All of the survivors I've seen still referred to the emperor with respect.
shadow plover
honestly a very nice look with the Scars
humble shoal
All of the survivors I've seen still referred to the emperor with respect.
Yeah because those were the smart ones
paper haven
They just didn't want to die
humble shoal
They also were more chemically unstable so probably didnt expect to live long anyways
languid meadow
humble shoal
This summer.... the egg cracks you
languid meadow
arctic talon
yeah no Saturine just looks offbrand
lol
you cannot convince me
OH god that posing is bad
arctic talon
this posing is tolerable
paper haven
I wish there was more on the unification wars
languid meadow
OH god that posing is bad
paper haven
this posing is tolerable
With shoulders like that, you don't really have many options.
languid meadow
paper haven
I hate it
languid meadow
I think the dreadnought looks ok
rocky gale
I love the Saturnine stuff
humble shoal
Its so goofy its great
languid meadow
his little chest guns are something else
languid meadow
arctic talon
I'm going to kill GW
arctic talon
if they're unironically
primrach tier
on the tabletop
like they keep on saying
I fucking hate primarchs in heresy tabletop
genuinely insufferable to play against
languid meadow
they said "almost reaching the levels of knights"
queen laurel
on the tabletop
Dude look at the weaponry
I feel like a single one of these guys could go through a hoard of orks
arctic talon
I'm talking about the praetor
the Generic saturine termie is prolly gona be like
T5 standard termie stat line
GW keeps on yapping about how the praetor is "near primarch teir"
which does not inspire confidence in me
humble shoal
The 2nd primarch was saturn
queen laurel
Okay i'm just like scratching my head at it really
Saturnine stuff just like
Ehh
I don't know what to feel about it
paper haven
They just keep scaling up
humble shoal
All of the saturnines should have waterguns
late osprey
Saturninehammer 40,000
paper haven
Like a mama duck and her chicks
mint magnet
Oghhh that looks good actually
late osprey
Like a mama duck and her chicks
the next iteration
better have like marine-sized saturnine armor just to replcae all the legionaries with
arctic talon
also yeah they kept on yapping about how their primarch teir
paper haven
Looks like Salamanders vs Iron warriors
arctic talon
for the fucking praetor
humble shoal
The saturnine warhound
arctic talon
so like
Oh boy
I can't wait
for a marine
to fucking kill
1000 points of my army
wowie
so fun
paper haven
Did they ever really square off during the heresy?
shadow plover
dude's fuckign massive
mint magnet
Wait
mint magnet
If they are like primarch levels
queen laurel
dude's fuckign massive
I mean aren't they basically like the best terminators in the imperium?
arctic talon
mech armor
paper haven
dude's fuckign massive
Well yeah, they're terminators
mint magnet
Ew gross
arctic talon
If they are like primarch levels
GW kept on saying the praetor is primarch level rules wise
shadow plover
The dread is fucking HUGE, saw a mock up earlier
arctic talon
which makes me want
shadow plover
should see it soon
humble shoal
An army of all praetors
arctic talon
why the fuck would you do this
late osprey
1000 points of my army
i really, really, REALLY dislike super powerful single-models on tabletop just on principle
mint magnet
GW kept on saying the praetor is primarch level rules wise
Fuck offff that sucks
shadow plover
Well yeah, they're terminators
it's like 150% size of a tartaros
queen laurel
Well yeah, they're terminators
Yeah but even the other terminators don't get that big compared to marines
arctic talon
literally no one likes primarchs on the tabletop
humble shoal
Vs an army of all primarchs
languid meadow
Saturnine next to another termie
late osprey
i can only imagine the torture that is playing with primarchs
queen laurel
Each one of these things looks like they can eat a war boss
paper haven
GW kept on saying the praetor is primarch level rules wise
The what?
arctic talon
The what?
The big officer is a primarch tier mini
which means its going to be bullshit to play against
and god awful lol
languid meadow
@arctic talon
paper haven
The big officer is a primarch tier mini
Oh so we can make primarchs again?
shadow plover
well maybe not on par with a primarch, but close
arctic talon
Yeah build a primarch
queen laurel
<@255478624851853312>
That's fucking VULKAN
arctic talon
well maybe not on par with a primarch, but close
being close means its scoria
queen laurel
Holy s***
arctic talon
and scoria fucking eats like 1500 points of marines
late osprey
its gonna be able to beat lorgar, unfortunately
arctic talon
for breakfast
plush mason
can these things please go back to being a meme?
late osprey
lorgar fans stay dying
languid meadow
paper haven
Cool. Should have no trouble reconquering the galaxy
Tally ho lads!
mint magnet
Im sticking with my shitty tactical line company list thank you v much gw
late osprey
Father Saturnine
humble shoal
What if the golden throne is actually just a saturnine dreadnought
late osprey
What if the golden throne is actually just a saturnine dreadnought
Terra is a giant Saturnine
paper haven
GW does not understand scale at all
queen laurel
I'm not the biggest fan but you know what i don't mind the look
rocky gale
Perhaps Saturnine terms as proxy for Centurions
plush mason
GW does not understand scale at all
they would have to know numbers to be able to understand scale
late osprey
Centurions were just a prototype for GW's true endgame: Saturnine
paper haven
Fuck it, saturnine dreadknight
humble shoal
Who would win, 10 saturnine praetors or 8 lorgars
late osprey
Fuck it, Saturnine Grav-Tank
humble shoal
Fuck it, saturnine dreadknight
It would be sooo comical
late osprey
Who would win, 10 saturnine praetors or 8 lorgars
8 saturnine praetors beat 8 lorgars
humble shoal
8 saturnine praetors beat 8 lorgars
Now what about a saturnine sized lorgar?
plush mason
Fuck it, Saturnine Grav-Tank
fuck it, saturnine imperator titan
queen laurel
Fuck it saturnine terra
paper haven
8 saturnine praetors beat 8 lorgars
Yeah but Lorgar is the weakest(?) primarch.
humble shoal
Saturnine baneblade
late osprey
Yeah but Lorgar is the weakest(?) primarch.
He is
Lorgar loses a 1v1 against all other primarchs
humble shoal
What about alpharius
languid meadow
someone asked if saturnine will have legends rules for 40k
humble shoal
Lmao
late osprey
They did a whole mathhammer about it
paper haven
What about alpharius
Impossible to tell if he lost on purpose or not.
queen laurel
Saturine is bigger then redemptor
Ok so a random saturnine terminator can square up to a primarch in a size contest
That is absolutely horrifying
late osprey
someone asked if saturnine will have legends rules for 40k
well we know GW wants to make SaturnineMarines as a legit faction in 40k
so definitely
late osprey
i dont know, i just made that up because it sounds funny
winter vessel
the iron warriors were playing dead, lmao
paper haven
languid meadow
how about grey knights get something before we add another marine faction 💀
humble shoal
https://tenor.com/view/saturnine-armor-40k-warhammer-terminator-gif-257468188263...
I like the ultramarine hanging out in this short
rocky gale
The YouTube chat is malding over the rules now
languid meadow
(when it comes to marines)
late osprey
how about grey knights get something before we add another marine faction 💀
A Dread-dread-knight, if you will.
shadow plover
how bout killing off the grey knights 
queen laurel
how bout killing off the grey knights <:cool:903223410124025877>
Granted but you have to reincarnate as one of them on your next life
languid meadow
paper haven
No, you didn't
humble shoal
Custodes had bikes
paper haven
Previous slop is not made better by new slop
plush mason
i have one major question, where the hell where these things all this time? and are they just for the loyalists and if so why didnt Horus take them all for his forces like he did the other power armors?
late osprey
grey knights lose the goofy crap competition by a mile compared to custodes
paper haven
It's still slop
shadow plover
I'm quite intrigued about the more indepth rules
arctic talon
languid meadow
i have one major question, where the hell where these things all this time? and ...
they're for every legion
arctic talon
MUNDA SWEEEEEEEEP
This is literally
Munda rules
lol
Cool, Willpower and intelligence
languid meadow
Vulkan gave every legion saturnine apparently
queen laurel
This is literally
Is there a Lexi page for these terminators
arctic talon
no
plush mason
i assume they are just like insanely limited and rare?
arctic talon
they're brand new
queen laurel
Or are they like really new
late osprey
it was the one design Vulkan could trademark before Horus got his bloodsucking lawyers on them
arctic talon
i assume they are just like insanely limited and rare?
Probably
late osprey
so you're damn right he loves them
arctic talon
So yeah
I'm assuming they're all mostly gone
by mid to late heresy
thats gonabe the lore
queen laurel
Yeah they are definitely not a thing in the modern day 40k
And if they are they are probably kept somewhere
plush mason
most lost on Istvann i bet
queen laurel
orks probably looted a good number of them
Yeah found them to be humi scrap and then just recycle them into weapons
shadow plover
i assume they are just like insanely limited and rare?
they had a small lore part about them earlier, Vulkan made them, shared them with the legions just before the heresy started
languid meadow
late osprey
wait what is this?
languid meadow
"new ways to interact with the enemy other than killing them"
paper haven
languid meadow
yeah it's for the new edition of HH
late osprey
damn
languid meadow
paper haven
No hesitation. Straight to ultraviolence.
late osprey
i like that because it encourages balancing for weapons thats not just "We think this gun is cool so it's an anti-material high explosive guided super sniper" or "This gun is fucking dogshit."
arctic talon
okay R = range
late osprey
FP = Firepower
languid meadow
RS is range strength
late osprey
thats my guess
arctic talon
it has to be
hallow saddle
Man
paper haven
GW doesn't understand guns
hallow saddle
well w/e
paper haven
Or numbers
late osprey
what does D stand for?
paper haven
Or scale
hallow saddle
Didn't expect the whole stream would be just about the box