40k-lore-chat

[vagrant fox]

It, along with the poop vault, exists only in our hearts now

[paper haven]

They hate the truth

[arctic talon]

no

the tramp stamp is rea

*real

that is still canon

LOL

well ass tattoo rather

[vagrant fox]

Is it just the poop vault that's gone then

[arctic talon]

yeah

[humble shoal]

Anyway ultramarines are blue and therefore inferior to the fists which are gold

[arctic talon]

the poop vault is gone

[mint magnet]

All marines have tramp stamps in my heart

[arctic talon]

uwu

but yeah Fists canonically have their asses tattoo'd

[winter vessel]

They look more like a Big Bird Yellow to me with the IF

[plush mason]

so thats not in the book they put the disclaimer on

[humble shoal]

Magic pain glove me harder father so I can carve my initials on your severed hand

[vagrant fox]

Well I'll take the ass cutie mark over the poop

[arctic talon]

yeah

[humble shoal]

Carcharadons are the best chapter because they have the biggest chapter master (tyberos is the size of a warhound titan)

[arctic talon]

you mean reaver titan

[vagrant fox]

I heard he's bigger than a moon

[humble shoal]

Imperator maybe

[vagrant fox]

also ultra sneaky at the same time

[arctic talon]

He uses modified gloriana plate

[humble shoal]

Hes sneaky in the same way the cullexes are

"Nope I didnt see that"

[winter vessel]

I like their naming conventions

[arctic talon]

Tyberos lore wise is not very sneaky

now granted

it would be fucking hilarious if he was

but we've never seen him sneak

its always him uh

tearing

[humble shoal]

Hes just standing there

Or tearing

[vagrant fox]

He stole those claws from my boys

[humble shoal]

Hes got drill hands

Tyberos drill hands

[winter vessel]

When Tyberos asks for a handshake, you really have no other choice

[humble shoal]

Yup

Though tbh he dont say nothing so... are you sure he is asking for a handshake

Anyway, ultramarines are the poster boys because they can dance good

[dapper gyro]

The space sharks are a bunch of black market dealers...

[humble shoal]

Not really black market when you are running heresy era power armor....

Just old shit

[dapper gyro]

They do get new stuff, they just sell them all.

[humble shoal]

They get new stuff in the same way the stryxis do

By borrowing it

[dapper gyro]

Looking at Ecclesiarchy Bay and suddenly see a new set of Mk7 up for sale? Probably from a Space Sharks armoury.

[humble shoal]

Anyway, found out the strongest weapon in 40k, the rock saw (why tf is this the case rogue trader)

[winter vessel]

Wonder how a joint op would play out between these guys and the Raptors

[vagrant fox]

You mean Space Sharks? That's a Raptor

[winter vessel]

That’s why I said “these guys”

I can’t spell for shit with their actual name

[vagrant fox]

Raptors got along just fine with Black Templars during the Indomitus crusade, so they'll probably get along with Carcharodons as well

Other than that Idk

[humble shoal]

You mean the scientific name for shark

[winter vessel]

Yes

Wish SM2 could give us the option to disable dialogue when playing operations. Because then I could fully immerse as a Carcharodon (attempt)

[dapper gyro]

Most RG successors get along well, even the most shady ones.

RG gets along with both BT, Space Wolf and other known non compliant chapters, because themselves are malicious compliant people.

Biggest black shield? RG successor. Biggest black market dealer to black shields, also RG.

Hate each other to the core but still help out instead of declaring war, that's them.

[mint magnet]

Ashen Claws are my fav "successor" to the RG mostly cause I like them being scumbag pirates

[storm jungle]

The Space Sharks novel has a great bit where they visit the Ashen Claws fortress and they see the marines revelling/having fun with their human servants, drinking next to each other, shooting the shit and stuff and they are just taken aback by it.

And their leader is like some Curze looking half-naked barbarian marine with a furcloak sitting on a throne

[dapper gyro]

They still fight against any chaos warbands entering their region. It is very rare to see such a case of disowned Imeperium force.

They are declared a warband, but guess who is still shielding them.

[summer mural]

what even are space marines by this point

[winter vessel]

Autistic

[dapper gyro]

Brother said to Space Sharks that they are still more loyal than the Sharks... Which is just so funny.

[mint magnet]

Yeah!!! That's what I like to hear

[storm jungle]

Warrior mercenary-monk-knights.

[winter vessel]

I do like the Ashen Claws color scheme from what little art is presented

[summer mural]

more like..monkeys

[mint magnet]

I really adore how they are presented in the Forge World Black Books for heresy.

[plush mason]

some are more barbarian/viking coded

[dapper gyro]

RG chapters are the best brotherhood of the SM.

[mint magnet]

Like its a second hand account figuring out who the Ashen Claws are by following their path of carnage after they decimated multiple night lord outposts

[dapper gyro]

Though, there are always some exceptions...

[queen laurel]

imagining Carcharodons going to a party looking surprised is funny

[vagrant fox]

Brings to mind of Brothers of The Snake where they have to attend a fancy dinner party and don't know what to do

[queen laurel]

it really shows how devoid of humanity and interactions a space marine is

[humble shoal]

Posthumans and shiet

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they just stand still for a few hours until they have to leave, it's pretty funny

[humble shoal]

At least the wolves know how to party

Mortifactors really know how to party

[winter vessel]

I like how one of them was confused at the word “mingle”

[humble shoal]

Because the angels do not mingle with the people

[queen laurel]

you can definitely find good marines it's just that that thing is usually a roll of the dice

[humble shoal]

Oh yeah, was just thinking of all the chapters that can party

And tbh its very few

The red hunters party in the funny brain chambers

Fists assumedly like parties because they like the pomp and circumstance

Ultramarines can dance so they like parties

[outer wave]

So thinking more on Morrow's backstory and his interactions with Commissar Namarck: obviously, chaos influence is insidious and keeps into people's minds in a variety of ways, but in the case of Namarck: how was he able to be corrupted exactly? I thought if he were worshiping Khorne while stating "The blood must flow", that would be him being directly influenced, but it doesn't sound like he ever had that intention, at least initially?

Obviously we got no backstory on Namarck, but am a bit confused: I thought stating things like that without chaotic intentions would NOT actually lead to corruption?

[dapper gyro]

Exposure to the warp and daemonic entities, that's it.

[plush mason]

chaos corruption can be insidious and slow

little things like the fluorian slip of "blood for the emperor skulls for the golden throne" can be cracks in the dam

[dapper gyro]

It is also the reason that they have to kill those exposed to chaos afterward.

[plush mason]

yeah

chaos is never far behind anyone, the warp is the realm of thoughts and emotions as much as souls

[outer wave]

Hrmmmm, so in a hypothetical situation: a factorium worker that has something like, say, schizophrenia or some other kind of mental illness, blurts out while working: "Blood for the blood god!", but with NO prior exposure to cultist activity or daemonic/warp exposure. Would that be enough for that person to become corrupted?

[plush mason]

not fully no

but given enough time and constant repeating of said line yes

[dapper gyro]

I think Cadians are the only exception because they have always fought or sent to chaos infested places to fight, and are unphased unless they are extremely close to the warp.

[plush mason]

living on the gateway to it does that to a person

[outer wave]

Mhmmm

So back to Namarck: the reason why he ends up corrupted is likely due to the exposure to cultists and warp shinanigans, while also getting obsessed with killing the enemy?

[plush mason]

yup

[dapper gyro]

Even trying to do good things, but unknowingly commit atrocities, could still lead to corruption.

[plush mason]

the former accelerating the later's damage

[outer wave]

That makes sense to me

[dapper gyro]

Namark tried to send troops out for the sake of dying and not even sacrifice, dude is deeply corrupted.

[outer wave]

I guess it started with wanting to sacrifice lives for the mission, then became for the emperor, then became for the sake of it

[plush mason]

could easily be that yeah

[outer wave]

Thank ya for your answers!

[humble shoal]

That war for Armageddon had a lot of khornates who probably corrupted him by proximity

[burnt kraken]

What are we discussing today?

[humble shoal]

The war for Armageddon that never happened

[burnt kraken]

Allegedly

[humble shoal]

With a large man with cool axes

[burnt kraken]

What wasn't this war about

[humble shoal]

NGL dont remember what the war was about, just the really angry dude being there and getting fucked up

Btw, is it possible for a passing genestealer to become a sm?

[plush mason]

most likely not

[burnt kraken]

sm?

[outer wave]

There is a book that features a space marine chapter that came from a GSC

[humble shoal]

Oh?

[plush mason]

oh really?

[outer wave]

Dunno much of the details, Dilara does though, but apparently its not a good book

[humble shoal]

I fully expect that

[plush mason]

short for space marine

[outer wave]

Apparently they keep getting chased by a hive fleet and dunno why, then realize their recruiting was on a world that was infested by a GSC

[burnt kraken]

A

[humble shoal]

Lmao

[outer wave]

What a coincidence, eh?

But yeah, from what I heard, nothing implied that their mental well being was affected by any sort of psychic tether from a patriarch or anything like that

[humble shoal]

Scythes of the emperor is the book

[outer wave]

Ahhhh

[humble shoal]

2017, peak slop times

[raven stone]

(Late) made even more funny and accurate by GW retconning The Exorcists as based on IF geneseed (TBF willpower connection makes sense, but is still extra funny in this context)

[humble shoal]

Exorcists are just thousand sons

Actually wordbearers makes more sense

GK are the thousand sons

[winter vessel]

Exorcists are just grey knights without that super psyker juice. They skipped the tutorial of fighting against daemonic possession and went in blind

[humble shoal]

Yeah

[winter vessel]

Which is, kinda hardcore

[humble shoal]

Exorcists are just black templar librarians

[tough haven]

How would you guys flavor a player surviving a gauss reaper shot? Cause even if it reduces their hp to 0 and they survive, idk how the fuck I explain surviving getting hit by a weapon that disintegrates tanks

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-cope-warhammer-meme-shut-up-gif-24598622

Like yeah you just uhh lock in

[plush mason]

just about every 40k ttrpg i hear about has the players have multiple characters for when the one they are currently playing dies

[rocky gale]

I think that's just Only War

[plush mason]

because its 40k and death is literally unavoidable

ah

[rocky gale]

Because you as a group play the entire Regiment, the characters are just your avatars, you'll switch between

[plush mason]

got it

[rocky gale]

But Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader don't have that

[hallow plover]

Maybe the shot grazed some piece of armor that fell off/was detached

[rocky gale]

Don't think Black Crusade or Deathwatch do either

[plush mason]

no idea then

[rocky gale]

But yea it's really easy to die even in Rogue Trader

But there are ways of avoiding it if you're careful

[plush mason]

handwave it with "the emperor protected them" i guess

[rocky gale]

You get a pool of Fate Points you can use each session to buff rolls etc, you can burn one permanently in order to prevent a death

[wintry scarab]

Btw, with the skulls thing for darktide, are we thinking itll be a bigger update than usual or typical sized darktide update?

[hallow plover]

Ask Dilara

[raven stone]

If all the Ratling speculation turns out to be true it gon be massive. Whole new class after all...

Although come to think of it the Skulls preview vid could also be Nurglings

[storm jungle]

Hmmm.

[hallow plover]

Amogus as a new class? I knew it!

[vagrant fox]

looks like confirmation to me

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-shut-up-skyler-white-anna-gunn-losing-it-gif-3556429

I can only think of the Monty Python scene when people talk about ratlings

"Ratlings are not gonna happen"
"RATLINGS CONFIRMED! !"

[outer wave]

Sussus Amongus

[languid meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981329739463663616/1374763519626444810/WHOW_Skulls_1_day_left_1920x1080_1.png?ex=682f3bcc&is=682dea4c&hm=8f3427cfc024271a2ec4e92503e8f93235dbf9ef00fd846a6668ada8dadd4def&

Yummers

I love you night Lords

[sharp pollen]

Little susgryn class

[humble shoal]

Squat class

[celest dome]

<t:1747929600:R>

[summer mural]

wtf is with this spam of yt vids today about dawn of war 4

is there some leak or is everyone on the same copium

[celest dome]

There is leak of a Box set of miniature that seem to be in link to DoW, possibly 4 or a remaster of DoW1

[summer mural]

well

im gonna install and dow2 and replay it

its time again, I need steve blum and sergeant cyrus

[spare osprey]

2 things

A bit ago there was a survey

That showed off a game that seemed pretty obvious as a dawn of war game

Plus the “boxset” that got leaked

Which looks like one of those bookstore board games with minis

[summer mural]

[languid meadow]

God dude that green felt table image just feels

Crusty

Yeah that's the word

[wintry scarab]

For anyone in the UK, is skull happening in like a couple of hours or is it happening at the end of tomorrow?

[languid meadow]

End of tmr

5pm on the 23 for the UK

May 22 at 9 AM PT / 12 PM ET for the rest of us

[rose thorn]

Can’t wait for Dawn of war 4 to have

Space marines
Space marines
Guard
Eldar

[green loom]

Look athe FILE NAME

[rose thorn]

What am I complaining about actually

I’ve read too many space wolf articles

[languid meadow]

yeah WHOW

which at this point I think they've been fucking with us

[green loom]

The 2 day one is WHBC

The 3 day one was DH, first announcement as well

Dark Heresy, Only War, Black Crusade

[languid meadow]

WHDH - Dark Heresy
WHBC - Black Crusade
WHOW- Only war

[hallow plover]

Can't wait for the dawn of war 4 book by CS Goto

[green loom]

I think it's just going to be Dark Heresy or vaguely "more fantasy flight adaptations"

[celest dome]

<t:1747929600:R> till start

[languid meadow]

it would be hilarious if non of the these names mean anything

[humble shoal]

Dark heresy game

Hmmm

All guardsman

[languid meadow]

3 different TTRPG games all linked via Night Lords

[humble shoal]

Seargent Greg Seargent

[raven stone]

Wait Only WAr campaign with Night Lords as enemies

Fascinating

Can't wait to guide my poor squad to be skinned alive XCOM 2 99% accuracy style

[celest dome]

What it be Wrath and Glory

[languid meadow]

black crusade while playing night lords or something

[celest dome]

Tbh feel like OW would be the least interesting as a video game

[raven stone]

Yea I checked the file name WHOW

It has swung massively towards Only War unless it is a dev troll move

[languid meadow]

Only War would work like Aliens Dark Descent/Xcom

[raven stone]

Again

leading my poor squad to be skinned alive by Night Lords...

[celest dome]

Sure, but not being a game by Owl Cat then

[raven stone]

"you have 99% chance to hit! Great! Too bad Night Lords have 200% dodge..."

[celest dome]

Have they done non-turn based story games

[languid meadow]

well owlcat works as a publisher now

[celest dome]

Oh

[languid meadow]

also they're making other games that are not CRPGS

[celest dome]

That would then work

[raven stone]

Anyways. Back to penance grind before it gets extended for the update.

Just a few more barrel deaths. And 5 more Vent Purges

And master a few weapons

Then for once I have completed the track before the extension hits.

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185650537790713983/1374814959107833938/image.png?ex=682f6bb5&is=682e1a35&hm=914424a5d5f67d2495fdb3af1bda76174a18c8073fd6a7764340ac4871a97650&

guys are these 2 shorts related

[fleet bough]

naturally

[hallow basin]

mythical combo pull

[sly ivy]

[plush mason]

honestly the scale of 40k has to be the best part of it all as well as the most stupid part

the imperial palace is the size of a continent and has 1100 meter high 30 meter wide walls

[celest dome]

Tbh, that doesn't seem much...

For the wideness

[plush mason]

yeah

its the size of a blue whale

so they are massive but kinda thin

[crystal forum]

you'd think it would be smarter to build the palace below ground

or in one of the gigantic himalayan mountains

[vagrant fox]

no

[crystal forum]

sigsen i'm a highly trained minecraft player

i know a thing or two about building forts

[languid meadow]

building a fort in a night perhaps

[vagrant fox]

Silence, zoomer. I played Stronghold Crusader in 2002

[plush mason]

well those are full of labs and what not

and cant be removed for whatever reason

[crystal forum]

they could have put it entirely below ground

and have the surface just be a lot of cannons and shit

im pretty sure the emperor's chair area is above ground

[vagrant fox]

not symbolic enough

it needs to be the biggest castle you've ever seen

[plush mason]

^

got to leave the mortals awestruck and well aware of just how small they are

[astral burrow]

Is that saddam husseins last heal?

[sharp pollen]

chat is this real

[astral burrow]

His last heal

His last medicae

[dapper gyro]

Well, IF are the most stubborn marines after all.

[winter vessel]

So is the CARS equivalent of Saddam Hussein named "Sedan" Hussein?

[round tartan]

This is supposedly where Saddam was hiding before he was sentenced to death.

[astral burrow]

Seriously I would have just left him there

How does he get out

Wtf is the fan for

And that vent isn't doing shit

As a claustrophobic, this is worse than death

[dapper gyro]

Air circulation

[pearl brook]

Just throw a Phosphex grenade in there

🫠

[astral burrow]

Omg

It was wolfer who set us free

That's crazy

[dapper gyro]

By accident

[astral burrow]

On god

Am I the only one who finds the promotional zealot very cute

[dapper gyro]

Stop simping for any woman you see you simpleton.

[astral burrow]

I don't simp for any woman

Only pretty ones

Zola isnt one of em

And my pretty is very weird

[pearl brook]

I have an iron rule. I dont swoon for fictional characters. It's difficult enough to keep my bearings with real women. Dont need digital temptation/heartbreak too

[paper haven]

Wait, so is Zola pretty or not?

[pearl brook]

Zolas personality is as inviting as a chainsword and as gentle as a frack grenade anyways

[astral burrow]

She isn't

Given that I wanna toast hadron

It is not the issue

She is just lame

She is pretty can you even make a character that looks this normal in game

The hair is ass tho

She probably cut it herself

With a chainsword

[dapper gyro]

@storm jungle make it stop, save my soul.

[astral burrow]

Make what stop?

I have heard way worse here

[paper haven]

Hadron is mean. I think I love her.

[dapper gyro]

Another one...

[astral burrow]

Hadron grows on you

She has a nice voice

And praises me

[paper haven]

I want to see an Inquisitor that is an Ogryn

[vagrant fox]

Hestia Prine is the nicest one

she's always nice to my zealot

[paper haven]

Hestia just keeps calling me a sinner.

I mean, I am but you don't gotta keep pointing it out.

[dapper gyro]

Where is my plasma pistol...

[vagrant fox]

She's a bit weird, she asks to touch my zealot but other than that

She was mildly nice to me so I'd die for her unlike Hadron

[astral burrow]

She keeps wanting to touch me so no

[astral burrow]

Hadron praises me all the time

And she is funny

For a tech priest

And she is 319 years old, I will not elaborate

[paper haven]

Hadron clearly has a sense of humor

[astral burrow]

We all know cassia is best anyway

[paper haven]

Isn't that a different game?

[astral burrow]

Same universe idc

Close enough games

[dapper gyro]

You don't have to.

Women of the guard deserve respect.

[paper haven]

Anyone in the guard deserves respect

[dapper gyro]

That one 53rd Moebian female is moe. No, not the commissar.

Even the 6th traitor guard that you can hear during sometimes talking with Wolfer is nice (I can fix her heretical issue).

[paper haven]

You cannot fix her

[dapper gyro]

Not the one of the Dark communion or the female twin. The one on mercantile.

[raven stone]

On the topic of fictional women…I don’t know, I mean, in as much as I can find a character’s design pretty or has a personality I like (or both)…
Somehow my brain is just hardwired to know it isn’t a “real” relationship.

Yes this persist even if I do certain, ahem, things, when I have said character’s image in my mind.

[dapper gyro]

That's normal human behaviour.

[vagrant fox]

Well, it's not real. I think that's normal yeah

[raven stone]

Which then kind of begs the question - how does one define simping for fictional women?

I mean we all know what real life involved simping is

[vagrant fox]

Ask the gacha afficionados I guess

[dapper gyro]

Those who are devoted to some fictional characters are mentally ill.

No, I will not excuse myself for offending those people.

[dapper gyro]

Just go on YouTube and type something like "[woman character] obsession", you will see the darkness.

[raven stone]

I see, thanks. Nice to have a benchmark to measure to know when a line is crossed lol.

[vagrant fox]

Some do seem to get weirdly obsessed, it's a weird brain thing. I don't really get it, but eh whatever

[raven stone]

Then you have Japan levels…

[astral burrow]

Show

[astral burrow]

Yeah it is just shits and giggles lmao

We don't like any character THAT much

It is just messing around

[astral burrow]

Like buying a ton of merch I suppose

And making it your entire personality

[raven stone]

You want to hear weird cases, the most weird one I have heard of

Which is probably pretty tame by modern standards

Is some guy who spent quite a long time (I think at least 5+ years)

Being convinced he was Sailor Jupiter’s reincarnation or something.
No don’t ask, I heard second hand, I have no idea about the details or how he came to that conclusion.

[astral burrow]

That's not worse than literally formally marrying Hatsune Miku

Wedding and all

[round tartan]

The entire thing about "drip" is playing digital doll dressup, we're not actually any better than them.

[raven stone]

My issue with Vocaloids as characters specifically is that they are, technically speaking, blank slates.
Meaning they are whatever personality you want them to be, which…I think kind of defeats the purpose of vocaloids being a “character” per se?

[astral burrow]

Nah we are better

Half the vocaloid sounds have nothing to do with their personality

But neither do most songs

It is like acting

Why tf is Hatsune Miku singing about depression and abandonment she is a 9 year old AI who had nothing but happiness

I just don't care for em

They sound weird to me too

[raven stone]

Yea I would say we are kind of better, being “drip” obsessed with our own characters has no…weirdly sexual…element to it.
Especially if we are talking Darktide Drip, it is all combat aesthetics and gruffly looking characters.
(…unless you have ASMR for any of the voicelines in which case…you do you I guess, lol)

[astral burrow]

I like judges voice

[raven stone]

That’s a fair point of view, I am not big on Vocaloids either.

[astral burrow]

But not in a hot damn kinda way

More of a SIR YES SIR OORAH kinda way

[raven stone]

That’s fair

[astral burrow]

I dress up my characters to be an extension of me

To put myself in their shoes and use them for escapism

Then make a female one and ship the two

Cuz you can only trust a real one (yourself)

[raven stone]

Heh

[round tartan]

Hatsune Miku is 18 years old now...

[raven stone]

Do AI age lol

But man

[astral burrow]

She was made 18 years ago

[raven stone]

Talk about two decades flying past

[astral burrow]

Damn

[raven stone]

Just like that

[astral burrow]

I think the promotional zealot is a female judge

They could be made based on their voice actors, the psyker in the loading screen does look like the savants voice actor

But the ogryn?

Nearly every game character these days is based on a real one

[sly ivy]

Based

[astral burrow]

It is fun to find the models of them

[raven stone]

Could have been based on some forgotten Guard art

[astral burrow]

Forgotten guard art?

[raven stone]

Art depicting Ogryn

[astral burrow]

Why is this guy wearing black hood and red robes

Bro couldn't match the drip, go do more penances bruh

[raven stone]

…maybe he was arrested for offensive fashion sense…

Which, knowing the Imperium, probably has happened somewhere…

[astral burrow]

Veteran doesn't have a face model so can't find that

There is the body guard, the brawler, what else?

Oh I found the inspiration for the ogryn

The bodyguard

They most likely used that voice actor for the trailer dace

Face

Why he looking sad

[sharp pollen]

i myself really like how his face looks

kinda caught in the momnet

[astral burrow]

He looks chill

Heard the zealot and psyker help in tutorial?

[rose thorn]

Has anyone gone crazy from all of the space wolf posts on
warcom or is it just me

[astral burrow]

Warcom?

Do we know anything about the twins before they turned traitor?

[sly ivy]

A little bit but u gotta admit the new Logan looks awesome

[rose thorn]

Yee it is, I don’t get why he got a new model considering it wasn’t from that long ago

[astral burrow]

https://youtu.be/CPq0z-mYHI0

Oh yeah she is the judge

I didn't even know these trailers existed

What more have I missed?

I know about the vox transmissions

[plush mason]

those are the old pre launch trailers

from before we even knew we would have custom characters

[astral burrow]

Oh it was meant to be like vt2?

Then yeah they are definitely based on the voice actors

[plush mason]

nah but the community expected it to be

[dapper gyro]

Ni, I will not taint my browser history for you.

Originally they wanted each voice option to correspond with a sub class (the 3 archetypes of each class)

Then they add sex options... Then they just said fuck it to the original idea.

[arctic talon]

Because people really hated the sled. Also because m o n e y. The space wolf stuff will fund more non marine stuff tbh

Regarding why the posts are being spammed

It’s just whenever GW does a big wave

There’s a horde of those sorts of posts

[sly ivy]

How dare u speak ill of

Santa claws

[arctic talon]

I will talk shit about the dog sled

[sly ivy]

What kind of “elitewolf” r u 2 disrespect wolf daddy so

[sly ivy]

Damn it man wording I saw “sex options”’and had already unzipped

[opaque coyote]

I am trying to clean my PC and reapply thermal paste

I feel like an Ork Mekboy due to the constant feeling of having

No idea what the fuck I am doing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057186174696951890/1373473729757188147/robininsane.gif

[tough haven]

Lean into that and pray to Mork

And actually orks know what they’re doing instinctively

They just don’t know why

They just know the worky gubbins go here, and that they gotta be next to the Zappa to make the buggy go

[paper haven]

Nobody does

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's kinda like how

You do your homework in autopilot

You know what you're doing is correct

But you don't really know the full meaning

The Orks know that they're building a machine. They know how to put the parts together.

Do they know how exactly it works?

No

Although tbf human society is basically filled with that.

Because one person cannot know everything

Orks are just

More efficient in this regard

[tough haven]

I love how meks will randomly spout entirely correct technical knowledge at random while saying other Orky stuff

[simple helm]

yea they were atoman nobles which essentially translates to "they suuuuuuuucked"

[tough haven]

What dnd class would you guys think seer would be? Like if I were to create them as a character

[dapper gyro]

Warlock?

[sacred ginkgo]

Seer is like stereotypical warlock

[arctic talon]

Warlock

[tough haven]

Warlock is my instinct too, but idk I feel like it’s missing something

Maybe a multi class would be more appropriate?

Cleric also seems kinda like it could fit

[queen laurel]

warlock with how they talk

[dapper gyro]

Loner is a wretched Sorcerer and Savant is an exile Wizard.

[raven stone]

Today is the day

Skulls

I must survive work first though (special company event that I have a hand in helping to arrange the logistics of)

[astral burrow]

I already have a skull

Catch up

[astral burrow]

Is seer the my beloved one?

[dapper gyro]

Yes

[sharp pollen]

how can marines take their hands up with their shoulderplates

like perpendicular to their bodies

[astral burrow]

They don't

Cuz marines don't surrender

[summer mural]

Re-watch the secret level ep, there is probably a moment in there somewhere where they do

[storm jungle]

Dont think about it.

Its one of the "cosmetic" flaws of their pauldron/armor design, artists try to make it make sense but it always has looked awkward lol

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it's aeshetics over function, don't worry too much about it they just can. Something something the pauldron sits on servos and moves out of the way to enable a higher range of mobility

[astral burrow]

Y'all got me, installing vt2 now

[tough haven]

Yes

[tough haven]

What subclass would seer be? And what spells would he take to be as accurate as possible?

[dapper gyro]

Classic fucking up Elysian and Steel Legion...

[dapper gyro]

https://www.playdarktide.com/news/dev-blog-voices-of-the-41st-millennium

Probably go with the Great Old One from the 5e.

Just do some stuff with smite

[astral burrow]

The boring krieg

WHERE IS MY HELMET

[tough haven]

What pact?

[dapper gyro]

Pact of tome obviously...

[astral burrow]

I am gonna use a mod to use all the krieg armors and make my guy a krieg militarum commander in rogue trader

A kriegsman being her heir would be hilarious lmao

[paper haven]

Very short term heir

[tough haven]

Aren’t most kriegers grown in artificial wombs?

[celest dome]

Wouldn't be surprising if their officers usually aren't

[spring cairn]

yeah

i expected the good krieg variant

alas

[sacred bluff]

FINALLY

[astral burrow]

Wow are these marines

Marines that look good

Crazy

Jk these are cool tho

[mint magnet]

Oh these go wild holy shit

[storm jungle]

They are Imperial Guard

[astral burrow]

They got the marine shoulder pad thingy

[sacred bluff]

Best legion

[astral burrow]

Construction stripes

[mint magnet]

Im a Sons of Horus girlie but the Iron Warriors are genuinely one of the best legions vibe wise. I love how grim they are

Getting joy toys of the Tyrant siege terminators is huge

[sacred bluff]

a fan of the speartip tactics

[mint magnet]

That and I love Cthonian aesthetics and culture

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/perturabo-autism-autism-creature-warhammer-40k-warhammer-gif-17744557883323524299

[mint magnet]

Peter Rabbo

[sacred bluff]

i haven't seen their culture or aesthetic outside of their armor

[sacred bluff]

best primarch

[storm jungle]

They are essentially european barbarians with some greek mixups.

Topknots, gold-dipped skulls, chains, scratchmark gang sigils, etc

[sacred bluff]

i like the catulan reaver

[winter vessel]

I love those heresy era top knots, so goofy

I Imagine this what they do with it when no one’s looking

[mint magnet]

Like most of the chaos marine aesthetics are derived from the looks of the Sons, the spikes and top knots and all

[sacred bluff]

kinda makes sense now

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-mvp-the-goat-gif-27042870

[mint magnet]

Dilara coming in clutch with visual refs while Im in the larval no picture state

[storm jungle]

Hehehe

Its also because I love the Sons of Horus so im biased as well lol

[shadow plover]

I meant the marines pictured, but I guess Dil is pretty cool too

[storm jungle]

Motherfu-

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/impressive-very-nice-patrick-bateman-gif-15247511

I do like how they look, plumes are goated

[worthy coral]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-i-asked-giga-chad-meme-gif-14175121008685103251

[winter vessel]

Welp, about less than 2 hours until Skulls Livestream

[storm jungle]

so we are getting Dark Heresy from Owlcat

anything else is kinda in the air

[shadow plover]

why you spoil....

[storm jungle]

Its not even a spoiler

[shadow plover]

two hours till event

[storm jungle]

everyone knows what they are gonna go next

lmao

[dapper gyro]

The search bot is broken, tell the admech to fix it.

[vagrant fox]

But DH could stand for daemonhost 🤔

[storm jungle]

True....

[astral burrow]

dilara

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/stk-oryx-ogryn-daemonhost-demon-gif-1593434209416226766

[vagrant fox]

which confirms Black Crusade

[astral burrow]

check my zealot drip

[storm jungle]

Anyway maybe some 10s CGI trailer for SM3

And uhhh mobile games

[astral burrow]

i am quite proud of it

[storm jungle]

what else

maybe DOW4 reveal?

[astral burrow]

why do you hate me so

[celest dome]

TW 40k

[mint magnet]

Playing as a bunch of gross chaos marines in a crpg would be peak

[storm jungle]

I dont see any pictures

[dapper gyro]

Good old big boss?

[vast heron]

hey guys my friend @quiet mirage knows nothing about warhammer can yall explain the lore for her

[astral burrow]

[storm jungle]

Too much information

[astral burrow]

nah not bigos

bigos has a baerd

i got no beard

[astral burrow]

i can send it here?

[storm jungle]

ye ye

[vagrant fox]

There's gonna be at least 4 card games

[astral burrow]

i turned the infantry autogun into an smg

any gun nerds here?

[storm jungle]

Looks pretty good to me, love the brazilian autogun

[astral burrow]

it reminds me of smth, but idk what

[astral burrow]

brazilian?

[storm jungle]

Its that nation on the bottom left of the map

[astral burrow]

yeah i know what brazil is

but wdym brazilian autogun

[storm jungle]

its where you do some missions in Modern Warfare 2

[astral burrow]

oh

[storm jungle]

:)))

[astral burrow]

the favela one

[astral burrow]

which modern warfare 2?

[dapper gyro]

If you ask nicely, I can give you real life example and history.

[storm jungle]

the original

[astral burrow]

please

[astral burrow]

based

[mint magnet]

Just send her Luetins intro to the setting and recommend a few lore channels to go down rabbit holes that interest her

[astral burrow]

oh yeah

[queen laurel]

Yeah but the question is does she have the Torpor to withstand his 1 billion year long vids?

[astral burrow]

it reminds of an MPX

but the mag is too wide

WAIT

THE MOD HAS SKINNY AUTOGUN MAGS

I CAN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ASSAULT RIFLE CONVERTED INTO AN SMG

[mint magnet]

I only recommend the intro video cause its like 20 minutes

I recommend mr Occulus Imperia the most

[queen laurel]

a reasonably long video from luetin?

[mint magnet]

Ikr?

[dapper gyro]

US Air Force was the 1st to use AR15/M16 short barrel. They are designated as GAU-5A and classified as SMG. The US Army adopted the same stuff and called it XM177, the ancestor for the M4 carbine and Mk18. The US Army used the Air Force manual for the guns...

[queen laurel]

One hours long

[crystal forum]

why are you replying to this

[queen laurel]

for 10 ork guns

[dapper gyro]

https://cdn4.volusion.store/qpcxm-nkoeq/v/vspfiles/photos/AR15-225-2T.jpg

[astral burrow]

nah not that

[dapper gyro]

So any of those called "but it is not a SMG", fuck you.

[astral burrow]

it feels more like an MPX

[mint magnet]

Just avoid arch and youre peak

[queen laurel]

You asked who asked and he asked

[astral burrow]

save for the magazine wideness

[queen laurel]

And majorkill

[astral burrow]

it doesnt really have that AR-15 look

[mint magnet]

I agree, I dont think hes a pile of dog bile like Arch hes just annoyingly edgy

[queen laurel]

yeah and have you seen his beef with wes?

ugh

[mint magnet]

Oh shit no

[dapper gyro]

I know what you mean, Im just saying that any short rifle can also be called SMG.

https://www.sigsauer.com/media/catalog/product/cache/2f7933e2ff16f0ec074a16ab6b6195f2/m/c/mcx-rattler-lt-300-right_1-comp.jpg

[astral burrow]

yeah it is definitely an smg

[dapper gyro]

There is something actually closer than the MPX

Closer to your mod*

[astral burrow]

which one is better?

[astral burrow]

what is it called?

[astral burrow]

thats like 1 to 1 lmao

[crystal forum]

submachinegun repair
rotary vehicle mounted chaingun repair

these are the same thing

[dapper gyro]

MCX Rattler

[queen laurel]

It was funny but ******* stupid

my god

[crystal forum]

is this a new thing in darktide

[mint magnet]

I just avoid anything to do with him. I only really follow oculus and Snipe & Wib

[queen laurel]

i watch pancreas and arbitor ian

[mint magnet]

Oh yeah Ian as well

I love Ian's work a lot

Doing the lord's work for us Heresy and Badab weirdos

[storm jungle]

Ian probably entirely won me over in his 40m primaris video

[dapper gyro]

https://www.sigsauer.com/media/catalog/product/cache/a3db8ca85b9f26a85c601248a3f4f74b/p/m/pmcx-762r-11b-ir-right_1.jpg

[storm jungle]

where he spends the last 20m talking about the toxicity of nerd culture

also the entire "culture war" around it

[dapper gyro]

Extra curvy mag

[queen laurel]

pancreas is good because he's a good mix of humor and explaining what the hell actually is the Lore

[crystal forum]

HK-51 my beloved

[astral burrow]

what thing?

[mint magnet]

I saw some of his Elder Scrolls work and thats what got me to actually play Morrowind again

[astral burrow]

weapon customization is mod

2 mods

it kitbashed it

[mint magnet]

And fall down the Vivec brain worm rabbit hole

[crystal forum]

"what if we put 308 in an smg"

[astral burrow]

magazine is from a different gun, barrel is from laspistol, stock is from another gun, sight is from a lasgun

[crystal forum]

dont forget he's actually funny unlike most 40k channels

[astral burrow]

this short barrel

and stock

[queen laurel]

yessit

[astral burrow]

will feel soooo good with how infantry autogun plays

high fire rate fast reload speed

it is built like an smg

[crystal forum]

doesnt affect gameplay does it

[dapper gyro]

Holy fuck, SiG USA is a mistake.

https://www.sigsauer.com/media/catalog/product/cache/a3db8ca85b9f26a85c601248a3f4f74b/m/c/mcx-rattler-lt-762-left-comp.jpg

Btw, SiG USA has nothing to do with SiG Europe nowadays.

[astral burrow]

tf is this

[astral burrow]

well

you can put scopes on things

like straight up a giant scope, or a reflex

or lasers, and flashlights

but i dont put flashlights on guns that dont have those

cuz those dont wake up deamons, while you still get the benefit

[crystal forum]

didnt they have to split so they could provide materiel to the US military

ever since the army adopted the sig pistol they've been in bed together

i still dont get why people care at all about the army replacing the beretta. nobody in service has to use their pistol

[astral burrow]

it is crazy how close it really is lmao

it is like a metal gear solid v version of a real gun

[crystal forum]

where's the front sight

or is that an optic

[astral burrow]

where?

real gun?

[crystal forum]

on the right

the real gun has no sight

[astral burrow]

oh

it does

it is folded

mine i replaced the iron sights with a laser weapon sight

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-kiss-blowing-a-kiss-suspense-christian-bale-gif-16931550113965916217

[astral burrow]

it is a reflex sight

[crystal forum]

wdym folded

the real one?

[astral burrow]

yeah

they are folded down

yeah

look closely

[crystal forum]

there is no sight on that thing

that's what the rail is for

[astral burrow]

yeah, you can fold them down so you can use optics

and if smth happens you remove em and fold the iron sights back up

[crystal forum]

are we looking at the same image

[astral burrow]

wait thats the charging handle

[crystal forum]

yes

[astral burrow]

my bad

yeah shit got no sight

[crystal forum]

but anyways my question was about the one in game

[astral burrow]

i removed the iron sights

and replaced it with one of the laser weapon reflex sights

[crystal forum]

i wish real game had that for flashlight

[astral burrow]

it might come

[crystal forum]

but your mod is a little too tacticool

[astral burrow]

i love tacticool

[crystal forum]

for me

[astral burrow]

why not

you can put literally anything

from any gun

[crystal forum]

my own opinion

[astral burrow]

except the receiver

you can put a bolter barrel and a heavy boltgun magazine and a long scope if you want

[crystal forum]

that's not what i mean

[astral burrow]

and a bayonet

idk if the bayonet works tho

[crystal forum]

the gun looks too realistic

[astral burrow]

necromunda type shit

i didnt put any picatinny rails

[crystal forum]

that would be modifying the alt fire

[astral burrow]

these are all pieces that exist in game so it is feasible

[astral burrow]

you can put flashlights and bayonets together

the flashlight and laser does modify the alt fire

you lose the bashing ability

[crystal forum]

and you can play public matches?

[astral burrow]

yeah

i been using it for a week

a lot of people use it

[crystal forum]

bruh i thought this game had anti cheat

[astral burrow]

but i only put flashlights on guns that already have them

all mods on nexus are fatshark approved

including the third person mod

other people dont see your flashlight tho

and it doesnt wake up deamonhosts

so i dont feel good about using it

flashlights usually ruin the looks anyway

if a gun has a flashlight, you cant remove it, but you can change the model of it

so it is less chonky

[crystal forum]

it's modifying the alt fire that i find fucked

that's modifying gameplay elements

[dapper gyro]

Some guns has flip sights build into the gun.

[astral burrow]

idk how the game does it

but it doesnt effect the other players

[astral burrow]

it simply removes your ability to bash

and replaces that keybind with turning the flashlight on

[crystal forum]

can it add a bash to a gun that doesnt normally have it

[astral burrow]

no

[crystal forum]

ok thats better

[astral burrow]

but you can turn the flashlight into a laser

which is just

[crystal forum]

idc about that

[astral burrow]

a red flashlight

[dapper gyro]

SG 553 has flip sight under the rail, so it usually looks like it doesn't have sights.

[astral burrow]

with a light on it

[astral burrow]

dont think mcx rattler has that

[astral burrow]

it is not a sus mod

[crystal forum]

you have to be blind to not notice the wind adjustment nobs

[dapper gyro]

It doesn't, but it could have it.

I'm just saying that the concept exist.

[astral burrow]

yeah I know but that particular gun doesnt

so there is no sight there

it is just a naked gun

[crystal forum]

lewd

[winter vessel]

Like the movie

[crystal forum]

leslie nielson my beloved

[winter vessel]

Been a hot minute since I last watched that film, might revisit again.

[crystal forum]

dont forget to rewatch airplane!

[winter vessel]

Oh yeaahh. The panic attack, lmao

[crystal forum]

i try to explain the small jokes to friends and they never get it

the "drinking problem"

[astral burrow]

dont tell hadron

[dapper gyro]

They did a remake for Naked gun with Liam Neeson... I don't know why...

[astral burrow]

thats a real thing?

[vagrant fox]

A Hospital? What Is It?

Man I should rewatch those after I rewatch the Austin Powers

[dapper gyro]

I don't know, I don't care enough about movies.

My last time going to the theatre was for Top Gun Maverick.

[vagrant fox]

Last time I went was for Pacific Rim, I don't care for movies either

But there's some good ones

[languid meadow]

DUNE was 100% worth it to see in theatres

[celest dome]

Cause Neeson wanted to do one since ages ago

[queen laurel]

CHAT IN JUST MOMENT'Z WE'RE GOING TO WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

[languid meadow]

hmmm either twitch or youtube

depends on which ever one gets ahead first

HOLY SWAG

[queen laurel]

DAMN

[vagrant fox]

what kind of halo is this

[queen laurel]

**** it is just a energy sword it is

[green loom]

Does IGN usually host it?

I feel like they don't

[queen laurel]

what the zog

[languid meadow]

every gaming channel streams it

usually

[green loom]

Ah right

It's going to be a fairly hype reveal tho

So

[languid meadow]

The source is like
Twitch
offical warhammer channel YT
everyone else

[vagrant fox]

temper your expectations

[languid meadow]

14 mins till disappointment

[green loom]

OH SHIT

STEAM PAGE UP

[vagrant fox]

oh so it is

yea there's dark heresy

[languid meadow]

Rogue trader stuff that is on steam spoiling it for people who want to see it on stream

[queen laurel]

fuck me that top 1

i didn't expect us getting roped in with a special big character

[vagrant fox]

I'm not sure I'm keen on it but lets see

[dapper gyro]

My expectation is 3/10 right now.

[queen laurel]

2 MINUTES LADZ

[astral burrow]

Holy shit 2 new stuff in 2026?!

[languid meadow]

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL

[queen laurel]

what is it

[languid meadow]

you'll see in the stream

unless you find it beforehand

[dapper gyro]

I hate that they hold content like that.

[spare osprey]

DARKTIDE ARBITES!?

[spring cairn]

hello my second skulls react chat

[spring cairn]

i wish my friends gave a fuck about woprhammer

[queen laurel]

holy shit

[spring cairn]

no wa

[dapper gyro]

Make shotgun great again?

[winter vessel]

well ill be damned, something interesting to look forward to this june

[languid meadow]

hell yeah you found it

[vagrant fox]

It begins

[languid meadow]

IT'S REAL

THE CLASS IS REAL

Stream startin

[queen laurel]

time to watch

[winter vessel]

time to see what they're cooking sips tea

[spring cairn]

wish i hadn't unspoilered it but i'll ive

[spare osprey]

NEW CLASS

What

WE GET DOGS

[queen laurel]

finally

summpns

rogue trader

[winter vessel]

okay owlcat lets see

[vagrant fox]

I liked that trailer

[queen laurel]

GUYS

[languid meadow]

Kroot companion

this shit is magnificent

[spare osprey]

Also that inquisitor looks a HELL of a lot like a stormcast, kinda funny

[spring cairn]

nah

it's gelt the chad

[winter vessel]

OHOHO DARK HERESY

[winter vessel]

He'll transmute the enemies into gold which will become lead

[dapper gyro]

Go on Twitch, it is earlier than youtube.

[spare osprey]

Man this is the year of the arbites

[spare osprey]

ARE WE GOING TO OUR SHIPS COURT

HELL YEAH

[winter vessel]

hah. The scales of justice

[queen laurel]

OK THAT LOOKS GOOD

[spring cairn]

ah

peak time

[winter vessel]

got some good content coming our way

[languid meadow]

warhammer 3 swag

[sacred bluff]

space marine 3 when

[spring cairn]

very short but chat

what was that

[languid meadow]

slaanesh, vampires? and idk who else

[spring cairn]

Was that oogrool the boorpadour ?

[languid meadow]

I have no idea

[spring cairn]

Greater deamon of oog

[winter vessel]

i kinda laughed how he sent the others flying

[spring cairn]

bro picked them up whith his phys gun

[spare osprey]

Art of Warhammer games, neat

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-gets-yeated-gif-23845328

[winter vessel]

Round and around and around we go

[spare osprey]

Yall wanna play warhammer card games with me

[queen laurel]

ok some are misses

[winter vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-princess-and-the-frog-facilier-shadowman-tarot-cards-gif-15541558

[queen laurel]

no

[vagrant fox]

The card games reign eternal

[spare osprey]

SHOW ME HERESY LEGIONS

MORE CARDS

oh the mobile game

[queen laurel]

now a mobile game

[languid meadow]

stodes in my slop game

my goats not given their own game

[spare osprey]

That nid is so small

[spring cairn]

they have to put mobile game slop in-between to not overdose us on peak

[winter vessel]

they got to put in the filler somehow

[dapper gyro]

Who the fuck do they think I am? Overdosing me?

[spring cairn]

GOG

https://tenor.com/view/черный-gif-8284575235000460429

[queen laurel]

aight i can let that slide

[languid meadow]

peak bloodbowl

wrap the stream up

it's all downhill from here

[spare osprey]

Nah watch them announce dawn of war 4 or smth

[spring cairn]

wdym

warhammer x cs

wdym

[dapper gyro]

Wot? Counter Strike WH40K????

[spring cairn]

they just flashed with me this

[vagrant fox]

stickers probably

[spring cairn]

i got flashed by a cs2 collab

[spare osprey]

Guh?

[queen laurel]

bloodbowl khorne ok

[spare osprey]

I’m seeing blood bowl rn

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-4k-gif-21661584

boltgun

[dapper gyro]

Ah, classic Ultramarine and Excel/Word.

[queen laurel]

the fuck

[spring cairn]

so random

[spare osprey]

Cs go stickers

Huh

[spring cairn]

i love cs but that's so fucking random i might die

[languid meadow]

peakcanicus 2

[spare osprey]

Type to kill is insane

[summer mural]

malum caedo is back

[queen laurel]

BOLTGUN TYPING GAME

[vagrant fox]

ouuooogh my zenis

[queen laurel]

aye it's free

[spare osprey]

I DONT WANT TO LEARN

EVEN THE EMPEROR CSNT MAKE ME

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/necron-warhammer-40k-40k-miniatures-gif-275161838455834504

IT'S TIME

[spare osprey]

Boltgun 2?

[vagrant fox]

it's time

[spare osprey]

Guh?

[queen laurel]

yes

bolt 2

[spare osprey]

I’m gonna assume yall are just

In the future

[spring cairn]

votann

peak

peak

[winter vessel]

sweet

[dapper gyro]

Use TWITCH

[languid meadow]

WHAT TEH FUCk

[spring cairn]

space dwarfs

peak

[languid meadow]

VOTANN IN MY 40k?

[dapper gyro]

AdMech 2

[spring cairn]

this is all downhill now

[summer mural]

VOTANN

[spring cairn]

can't beat that

[summer mural]

IN MECHANICUS 2

[spring cairn]

canno't be

[summer mural]

LETS GO

[vagrant fox]

the peak is still ahead

I can feel it

[languid meadow]

votann and necrons in mechanicus 2

[winter vessel]

FS FS

[languid meadow]

skaven time

[dapper gyro]

DARKTIDE TIME

[languid meadow]

VERMINSLIDE

[winter vessel]

DA RATS

[dapper gyro]

Nevermind, VT TIME

[spring cairn]

and noww

dog

[languid meadow]

sloptide time

[dapper gyro]

Lol "but I am looking forward for it" shirt.

[winter vessel]

orks

[languid meadow]

oh sorry we have to get through peak first

[winter vessel]

alright

solid for speed freeks

WHOA WAIT WAIT