40k-lore-chat

[astral burrow]

Omg our ship is just

One part of a rogue traders ship?

Lmao awesome

[celest dome]

The Thunder Warrior one ?

[nocturne crest]

Yeah.

[celest dome]

Our ship is a Rogue Trader's one yes, Rogue Trader Brahm, the Mourningstar

[storm jungle]

Yeah 40k ships are massive.

[celest dome]

Or Morningstar

Which ever

[celest dome]

Other than Thunder Warrior not being SM, I quite like them

[astral burrow]

I thought it was just inquisitions ship

[celest dome]

They're goofy

[astral burrow]

Not just one tiny part dedicated to us

Lmao

God knows what is going on in my rogue traders vessel

[storm jungle]

The rogue trader logo is everywhere on the ship chambers we are in

if only you read the lexi

[nocturne crest]

TBH, I'm surprised no one has done a chaos version of this armour.

[celest dome]

Krait is a Fae being

[astral burrow]

Rogue traders have a logo?

I guess that's why darktide and rogue trader are close

I don't even look at the logos on the ship just hadron and brunt hadron and brunt

What is a Terran cycle?

A year?

Hadron is 392 years old? God dayum

[nocturne crest]

Thoughts on the crusade armour?

[storm jungle]

Literally every major institution in the Imperium has a logo

[astral burrow]

Aren't rogue traders individual people tho

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[storm jungle]

They are an organisation

they might have their own crest but they work for the Imperium and got an official emblem

[astral burrow]

Damn she is older than the entire Tau race isn't she

[storm jungle]

no

[astral burrow]

Isn't Tau like 200 years old?

2000?

[storm jungle]

[celest dome]

None really

[storm jungle]

6 thousand years

[astral burrow]

Oh 6000

I knew they were young but forgot the exact year

Well hadron still looks good for her age

[storm jungle]

shes literally rotten

and looks like a corpse

[astral burrow]

Well that's pretty good for 392

Her face looks like wrinkly expired bread

Her hand looks soft as fuck

[astral burrow]

Now show her hand

[storm jungle]

Its just a white person's hand

she still looks ugly af

[astral burrow]

Yeah

Face looks like a corpse

[storm jungle]

[winter vessel]

mf's with their "skin care routine"

[astral burrow]

Hand is holdable asf

God Hestia's face really doesnt fit her voice

[storm jungle]

it does

her voice actress is also turkish btw

[astral burrow]

She has such a cute and pleasing voice

But she looks like a 40 year physics teacher who has 2 hours of sleep

[storm jungle]

I mean

thats basically what she is

so yes

[astral burrow]

I expected a cuter face

[storm jungle]

Shes pretty cute tbh

your standards are just fish-people

disgusting

[astral burrow]

Female judge voice actress is japanese, wow

[astral burrow]

Not really

[storm jungle]

Yeah really

sorry to break it to you

😔

[astral burrow]

Her face isn't what I would consider as cute

Her voice tho

Adorable

[winter vessel]

i mean she looks the most normal out of the rest of the warband, i'd chalk that as a win in the grimdarkness of the 41st millenium

[storm jungle]

Bro is gonna get an eye exam from me

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if the technology made all the ridges and bulges on Hadron's face?

[astral burrow]

Wow she really is turkish

[astral burrow]

Of the fact that she is 392 years old

[nocturne crest]

Could be both.

[astral burrow]

Feel fre

Free

[astral burrow]

I didnt expect that, damn

[storm jungle]

🪡

[astral burrow]

Maybe Turkish people aren't so bad

[astral burrow]

Okay volo

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-eye-poke-mordecai-regular-show-ouch-gif-17761817

[astral burrow]

The bg3 guy

Who gives you a lobotomy through the eye

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

My grandma looked worse at 90 so Hadron gets a pass

That's a lot of lumpy tho

[astral burrow]

She has like 7 casting listings lmao

How did she get a job with darktide

I wonder

She voices the announcer servitor too

Whatever that is

[storm jungle]

Being an voice actress.

99.9% of this game's cast is unknown theatre actors

lol

same with Vermintide

[astral burrow]

Wow that's so cool

[winter vessel]

I know alex jordan from TAWOG as the hot dog guy and he voices the Vet professional

[astral burrow]

They all sound amazing

Especially male judge zealot

The voice is in my dreams at this point

[astral burrow]

Damn

A cool Turkish person, rare

I heard her voice so many times and I couldn't tell lmao

[storm jungle]

She has a foreign accent yeah

I also got an american accent IRL from learning so much english lol

[astral burrow]

If I hear "may I touch you" one more time tho

[astral burrow]

Idk what accent I have irl

But I do have one I suppose

I rarely speak English

[winter vessel]

i pity those who have a birmingham accent

[midnight wind]

hit us with that "all-oom-eh-num"

[vagrant fox]

Oh that's funny, the great satan is amogus

[astral burrow]

Who is he?

I hope I get better at speaking English when I can vc again

[celest dome]

Major author at GW/BL, has work quite extensively with FS on all their Warhammer projects

[scenic bolt]

Voice director for VT2 and DT

[storm jungle]

Still works with them too btw.

[celest dome]

Some people hate him cause they don't really know why what happened did happen

[vagrant fox]

Matt Ward is among the funniest rulesbook writers, not for the best reasons but you know

[celest dome]

It's mostly GW's Suit effing up, not Ward

[vagrant fox]

It really did make people despise Ultramarines like someone just shat on their shoes

[celest dome]

Suits 🤷

[astral burrow]

Oh wow

[celest dome]

He is mostly innocent here

[vagrant fox]

I put more blame on GW myself, but the whole everything about Kaldor thing was crungo

But it's been at least what, 12 years. People oughta get over it. It's just little plastic soldiers

[winter vessel]

the story he did in 5th edition regarding the Grey Knights and Sororitas still is bizarre to me

[vagrant fox]

All of the written stuff was very interesting, mostly for worse imho

[astral burrow]

I don't trust company, but idk people in it well enough to judge any of them specifically

[scenic bolt]

Also gave the necrons actual personality and not just Robo-nids

[storm jungle]

He explained it awhile ago, he basically did it to make the GK look pretty much evil before realising too late that it was a bit too nonsensical.

[vagrant fox]

The necron change was welcomed, even if I thought it was just Tomb Kings in space at the time

[storm jungle]

Its a pretty normal mistake to make especially when you dont really give a shit about sororitas lore, especially back then where they had almost nothing special going on

[vagrant fox]

People were so mad about spiritual liege that the butthurt lasts to this day. It is honestly kind of funny

[winter vessel]

not that i have any better approach but, to me it was the example of "why" they're evil that confuzzled me. If anything the global purging of every normal imperial civilians and guardsmen after thwarting a chaos invasion is still the best example

[scenic bolt]

Yea sisters hadn’t seen a codex in over 10 years by the time 5e Grey Knights was out

[storm jungle]

Yeah nobody really cared about them either.

which is pretty lol

[vagrant fox]

It's a shame, I wish they were as varied and broad-ranged as space marines

[storm jungle]

Their entire point is that they are hyper specialized tbh

[vagrant fox]

There is that, but with orders spanning the breadth and width of the galaxy they're too uniform for me

[scenic bolt]

All lore stems from the tabletop

You can have any unique guard depiction you want, so long as it’s Cadian, Catachan, or Krieg

[vagrant fox]

Too bad for me I don't care about the tabletop

[scenic bolt]

TT’s dummy expensive

Even doing KT is still like a hundred bucks

[vagrant fox]

I just want TTRPGs and books and stories

[nocturne crest]

Has Dante's face ever been shown or described?

[languid meadow]

Yeah I'm pretty sure it has

[plush mason]

huh

[sacred ginkgo]

Fucking Belkans

[languid meadow]

shown in official art? idk but I do know he was described in I think Devastation of Baal? or another BA book

[plush mason]

instructions unclear, deploying 380mm barrage into center of civilian area

[nocturne crest]

Does he have a lot of service studs?

[languid meadow]

He's the oldest non dreadnaught/primarch loyalist

1100 years of service

[plush mason]

if he used the gold ones he would have 11

[astral burrow]

Did my first auric damnation

I feel goated

Came a long way since malice

[vagrant fox]

I don't recall anything about Dante using service studs, I don't think he does

[astral burrow]

Wacky woohoo pizza man

[languid meadow]

I mean if you take bloodquest as canon he does not

[vagrant fox]

Mephiston doesn't in any official artwork as far as my google does, might just not be a thing they do often in the BA

[dapper gyro]

There are more SM chapters without studs than the ones with it. Not a big deal really.

[worldly trellis]

Ugh

I want to talk with someone - anyone about my headcanon

But then I'd have to kill them

The terrible reality of having phd in warhammer 40k lore

[storm jungle]

What is it.

[worldly trellis]

A lot

Too much, really

[median star]

you will be boiled alive as penance

[worldly trellis]

Sweet release of scalding

I feel like I need a hole in my skull to vent all the stuff that comes in my head

Which is a real medical procedure

But which isn't about lore pressure but real brain injuries

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/right-yeah-right-yeah-oh-yeah-ohh-gif-14553729619893238098

[vagrant fox]

tell me your fanlore so I can steal the bits I might like

[worldly trellis]

It's mostly my ZolaxMorrow fanfic

[median star]

[worldly trellis]

Morrow laid in bed-chambers, naked, atomian moonlight glistening on his perfectly shaped abbs and moustache.
Zola was there too, I guess

[mint magnet]

Based

[storm jungle]

MALYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[sharp pollen]

i have 2 sides

1 - sassy tech mommy
2 - sassy tech mommy

[mint magnet]

Hi dilara im here because I want the ogryn emotes + get the tech to get to havoc 40 with my terrible women

[storm jungle]

Cant believe this... 😭

[sharp pollen]

"with my terrible women"

[sharp pollen]

ah her character are female

h... the ... uhhh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365293600631423067/1371111968731299992/00huuuuuh.gif

[storm jungle]

Women.

Also explode.

[median star]

play ogryn=win

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-youtube-poop-spongebob-ytp-spongebob-explosion-gif-6733228149138377479

[mint magnet]

I will one day Ogryn max Im just on rhe pskyer train

[sacred ginkgo]

Hit them with the ogryn bully club left mouse + W key build

[median star]

psykers also v good for havoc probably second best imo

[mint magnet]

They are creepy and gross and I love them

[astral burrow]

So, moebian domain is cut off from rest of the imperium

Is anyone gonna do smth about that? Find out why? Try to go back? Is anyone gonna look for us? Or are we just fucked?

[spare osprey]

Alpharius and omegon are both dead and the only reason some alpha legion call themselves Alpharius is because they’re undergoing black rage type of mental breakdowns

[storm jungle]

Nobody knows.

Depends on the plot.

[astral burrow]

So we are just on a perpetual war with a bunch of recruited prisoners

[storm jungle]

Theres planets in the Imperium that lose contact for centuries without anyone noticing so again lol

[astral burrow]

If we ever get contact back with the imperium, they are executing our ass aren't they

[storm jungle]

Depends on said person.

[astral burrow]

yeah but this is the one I have experience with so I am curious

[storm jungle]

By this time we are full on Inquisition agents.

[storm jungle]

What experience

[astral burrow]

I am so connected to my zealot I want him to be free

[astral burrow]

The game

Lol

[storm jungle]

Lmao bruh

[astral burrow]

You never know

[storm jungle]

🤷‍♀️

[astral burrow]

I have spent over 40 hours killing people on atoma, and I want it to mean smth smh

[storm jungle]

It prob wont

[astral burrow]

Where tf is guilliman

Come get us

[storm jungle]

this is a literal backwater planet

theres billions like it

[astral burrow]

Then why are we even

Why do we care lmao

[languid meadow]

losing to morty lmao

[astral burrow]

Can't we just leave?

Did we end up on this specific planet that's cut off by warp storms during a warp jump

[storm jungle]

No lol

[astral burrow]

By sheer luck?

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

DO YOU READ ANYTHING

[astral burrow]

Yeah

And I understood nothing

[storm jungle]

BECAUSE THE PLANET IS IMPORTANT DUE TO ITS INDUSTRIAL OUTPUT

this is like joining the army

being deployed to god knows where

and going

[astral burrow]

TO WHAT, WE ARE CUT OFF

[storm jungle]

"Hey can I just leave"

no you fucking cant

[astral burrow]

We can't send shit to anywhere

[storm jungle]

lmao

[storm jungle]

To make sure the fucking planet is running and doesnt fall into anarchy by the time Imperial forces re-establish contact

WHAT DO YOU THINK

[astral burrow]

But will they?

Is that really gonna happen?

I doubt it

[storm jungle]

Bruh who the fuck knows

lol

[astral burrow]

How did we even end up on the moebian domain

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/nUU6YFekfPE?si=dOLuVl8yQSPNUAkW even in the calmest moment warp communications is bad, this is happening when the galaxy is being ripped in half by a giant fuckass warp storm

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

its in your character bio

[astral burrow]

No way we came here with our own consent

[storm jungle]

...

Did you like

pay any attention to the intro

you are a fucking penal prisoner

lmao

[astral burrow]

Not me specifically

The entire fucking ship

[storm jungle]

Yeah explains a lot

[storm jungle]

Same shit

[astral burrow]

How did the entire ship end up here

[storm jungle]

oh my god

💀

Because brahms owed a debt to the Inquisitor

[languid meadow]

she drives

[storm jungle]

why the fuck do you think she complains ove rthe vox constantly

and wishes we all died

and left her alone

(relatable)

[astral burrow]

That's not what I am asking

Why is the inquisition on the moebian domain?

[storm jungle]

You literally asked why is the ship here

[astral burrow]

They sent us?

[storm jungle]

we work for the ordo hereticus

hereticus = heretics

they deal in chaos shit

theres chaos-badmen on atoma

we gotta kill em

there

[astral burrow]

And get ourselves stuck on the moebian domain until imperium gets us back?

Doesn't sound like a very sound plan

[storm jungle]

Yeah its almost like the Imperium is not a great group or something.

[astral burrow]

Did the inquisition know how fucked up the situation was?

[storm jungle]

and are like, you know

literal space nazis

[storm jungle]

They had agents on the ground.

Read the timeline page.

All of this is explained.

[astral burrow]

I am rn

[storm jungle]

[astral burrow]

Wish I could check what planet and stuff I picked for my guy

I forgot

[rocky gale]

Go to the face Doctor

[astral burrow]

If you pick cadia as the origin, do you get purple eyes?

[rocky gale]

It tells you there pretty sure

[storm jungle]

You can select purple eyes

yes

[astral burrow]

I never had 50k

[astral burrow]

Sick

[rocky gale]

Oh

[astral burrow]

Why did cadians get purple eyes again? Cuz of the warp thingy that blew up he planet?

[storm jungle]

Being near the Warp.

They always had em.

[rocky gale]

Na they had it before getting blown

[storm jungle]

Its not related to the planet exploding.

[astral burrow]

Oh

The planet is just close to a warp gate or smth?

[rocky gale]

It's due to just being near the Eye of Terror

[storm jungle]

Its next to the Eye of fucking Terror

[astral burrow]

Doesn't sound like a very nice place to live

[astral burrow]

As if I know what that is I never even heard of it before lmao

[storm jungle]

OH MY GOD

USE GOOGLE

READ THE LEXI

[astral burrow]

I can later

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-unemployment-checks-mickey-mouse-goofy-donald-duck-disney-gif-17850895

[astral burrow]

I had 50k in total but like

Never at once

Cuz after each run I spend the shit out of it

[astral burrow]

[storm jungle]

That is the Eye of Terror

[rocky gale]

Better question is why they called it the Eye of Terror, when it's nowhere near Holy Terra

[astral burrow]

Yeah that looks like quite an inconvenience

[storm jungle]

thats the Eye of Terra smh

[storm jungle]

[astral burrow]

You know, there are cadians that are alive rn right?

[median star]

average birmingham wednesday really

[astral burrow]

How the hell did they survive the planet exploding? Were they somewhere else?

[storm jungle]

Bruh

[astral burrow]

Pretty sure I would die if earth blew up

[storm jungle]

They all died

the end

next question

[astral burrow]

But there are living cadians

[storm jungle]

Gee you think

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Cadia

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/New_Cadia

[rocky gale]

There were Cadians offworld

There were also Cadians who survived it blowing up

[median star]

dilara on the grunch arc

[storm jungle]

you're next dont worry

[median star]

i have to much whimsy for you to have any affect on me

[rocky gale]

There were Cadians fighting while the planet was shattering into chunks

[storm jungle]

They also just, you know

got evacuated in some parts

[rocky gale]

Ye

[storm jungle]

with these things called spaceships

they are like uh

ships that can go in space

[rocky gale]

Like Treasure Planet?

[storm jungle]

🚀

Perhaps.

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/treasure-planet-treasure-planet-disney-jim-gif-19374523

[astral burrow]

That's crazy

[median star]

were there any other habital plansts in cadias system or nah

[rocky gale]

Probably

[astral burrow]

That's so cool

Kriegsmen wish they could do that

[rocky gale]

But even if the planets weren't habitable, there were probably inhabited moons and such

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Cadian_System

[median star]

the drukhari should steal their star to add insult to injury

[astral burrow]

The planets we can pick for characters

[rocky gale]

Necrons send a C'tan to eat it

[astral burrow]

Are those the planets in the moebian domain?

[storm jungle]

They are all in the Moebian Domain yes.

Minus Cadia.

[astral burrow]

Ah

Makes sense

[astral burrow]

Favourite child of GW?

Besides marines

[storm jungle]

for guardsman yes.

[astral burrow]

FOR ATOMA war cry makes more sense now

[late osprey]

i love the "several" part of it

"Okay, we're the last survivors. It's on us to rebuild Cadia... this is our new home." - the 8000th surviving regiment

[storm jungle]

People like to fuck.

Not much to it really

[median star]

had their been a 14th black crusade yet or is abandon just chilling

[late osprey]

"I sure wish other people had survived... sigh"

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Black_Crusade

[late osprey]

abandon has to paint the next minis cuz he lost so many in the 13th

so itll be some time

also

the lawsuit

[dapper gyro]

Dilara is becoming the search engine for some people here.

[astral burrow]

Gotta spread em purple eues

[spare osprey]

I would count the arks of omen as one ngl

[storm jungle]

Not much to do when people cant read.

[dapper gyro]

Careful Dil, you might unknowingly become a machine spirit.

[storm jungle]

[spare osprey]

Lowk, I really want to see a calibanite with purple eyes.

Cause there’s 0 chance there wouldn’t be other planets where peeps are so close to a warp rift that you get purple eyes

[dapper gyro]

You can teach them instead of being the middle woman between them and Google...

[late osprey]

cadians arent the only people in the universe with purple eyes

[spare osprey]

Cmon GW do it for me

[storm jungle]

Only so much I can really teach with the most basic ass answers being avaliable to it lol

[late osprey]

especially in 40k im not gonna immediately go "WTF CADIA???" when someone has purple eyes

[median star]

dilara is blind to the fact i could go to the lexi and become a monk whenever but i ask here to have personal interpretations and opinions on the lore

[astral burrow]

Do you fw the omnissiah

[astral burrow]

Right?

[late osprey]

well you also dont ask "what year is 40k set in?"

[astral burrow]

More fun to hear from people in a conversation

[storm jungle]

Im not really blind to it, I just like spamming people who ask very stupid questions tbh.

[astral burrow]

What year?

[storm jungle]

It makes it more funny lol

[late osprey]

35,000 AD

[astral burrow]

But shouldn't it be Warhammer 35k

[spare osprey]

Who out here fw dark mech tech priestesses

[storm jungle]

Also like, what personal interpretations. Theres a set written lore lol

[late osprey]

https://tenor.com/bOrTS.gif

[dapper gyro]

No, you just want someone to talk to. You are unable to isolate yourself to a monk like life.

[median star]

about lore yes

its in the name

[late osprey]

Monasteries do pick a specialty. 40k lore could be one of them.

Just have to get the OK from Pope Leo

[dapper gyro]

It is called the administratum.

Keeping documents and whatnot.

[astral burrow]

Gw would sue

[late osprey]

I don't think GW is winning that.

[astral burrow]

[median star]

gw sues the vatican this just in

[astral burrow]

GW sues god

I wish level 30 gave an inquisitor uniform

[rocky gale]

Gotta pay if you want to look cool

[astral burrow]

The penance outfits are already pretty cool

Doesnt even have to be a cool one just something to show that we are indeed part of the warband, a uniform

Lol the timeline page is mostly just a transcript for a lore video

Imma watch that later

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes, I dream of a Commorragh version of Repo! The Genetic Opera

now that's nuanced and cool

[worldly trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/repo-hop-on-repo-kittensneeze-blier-attack-gif-9337603373352789386

[worldly trellis]

You mean just Repoman but everyone stabs each other repeatedly with not only knives?

[worldly trellis]

He's ackhtually talking about rock opera musical thingie 🤓 ☝️

[storm jungle]

Same thing to me tbh.

https://tenor.com/view/repo-repo-game-lethal-company-yes-agree-gif-4179274129702757502

[vagrant fox]

don't be rude about paris hilstons finest work

[astral burrow]

I never played repo

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/every-day-every-day-i-wake-up-i-wake-up-marriage-story-marriage-story-wake-up-gif-19948669

[storm jungle]

Get over it.

🗣️

[astral burrow]

Go back to sleep

[viral halo]

I've been teaching for 7 hours

[storm jungle]

Sleep in class.

[astral burrow]

Just tell em to read the textbook and nap

[vagrant fox]

Teach them kids something useful

[astral burrow]

Like guardsmen regiments

[vagrant fox]

How to make a punji pit or something

[sharp pollen]

actually not an option, not enough time

saying from expierience

[scenic bolt]

give them AI prompts to read

[median star]

are their any notable traitor white scars

[astral burrow]

Why is it so edgy

[sharp pollen]

so krieg fanboys buy it

(obviously?)

[astral burrow]

True

Nighty night

[crystal forum]

that's krieg

krieg is edgy

[dusky scroll]

Do any of the Traitor Primarchs regret their decision?

[languid meadow]

God I hate the ingame mask on the Krieg set

[crystal forum]

fatshark cant model gas mask hoses

so it looks like shit

they could have at least put a filter on it

[dapper gyro]

It is a mobile glory hole mask, not a gas mask.

[nocturne crest]

I hope we get Jopall characters

[dapper gyro]

They don't want people to know their face for a reason.

[crystal forum]

woah an extra butter knife in the pfp today

[storm jungle]

No.

They are just generic cartoon villains.

Their motivations for joining chaos in general have always been just kinda petty.

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, I do wonder if Angron planned to eventually fight the imperium with or without Horus and the others turning traitors.

[crystal forum]

private servers can still have badges lol

wait where did my tag go anyways

@storm jungle lmaoooo you guys removed tag perms

wait no there we go

i managed

[sacred bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-belle-alleyway-gif-3239349112686033801

[storm jungle]

[tough haven]

Ork ass gun

[dapper gyro]

Damn, double barrelled.

The grip doesn't look comfy, probably because it doesn't mean to be hold by human.

[arctic talon]

@storm jungle did you see owlcat(potentially) accidently leaking that they're making a DH game due to the file name of the image they posted

its called WHDH_Skulls_3_days_left

[storm jungle]

LMAO yeah I did.

Like-

We already kinda knew? So Im not that shocked, but still legit hilarious

[arctic talon]

All the signs are there

its just

really funny that this happenedf

more fuel for the fire

[storm jungle]

ikr lmfao

cant wait honestly

[languid meadow]

the one thing I want is that Owlcat one day makes a WoD game

Vampre, Werewolf, anything really

Just need more of the universe

[late osprey]

DH as in dark heresy?

hell, its about time

i knew DH was a superior game to make to RT

[languid meadow]

Can't wait to be swagged out

[late osprey]

cant wait to pick one of 20 inquisitorial alignments

[languid meadow]

why can't Thursday come any faster

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-animated-sitcom-peter-peter-griffin-funny-gif-17656245

[late osprey]

yeah my retinue? all Death Korps veterans and Black Templars

[winter vessel]

being honest, i feel like this recent season of Love Death and Robots is kinda lacking

[languid meadow]

the only episode I didn't care for was the mr beast one

[young pecan]

I really want more games for WHF or especially AoS to get me into the setting

[languid meadow]

the last one was a straight banger

[young pecan]

A new one came out? Great heavens

[winter vessel]

For He can Creep was good, i'll give it that

[languid meadow]

Oh wait I got them mixed up yeah that one was a banger

I was thinking of "How Zeke got religion"

[winter vessel]

oh yeah, that one was pretty cool, little intense

[crystal forum]

hey at least it's a holiday. calm your cheeks

[winter vessel]

animation wise i liked the "400 Boys"

so far my top episode has to be Bad Traveling from Season 3

[languid meadow]

You have a holiday on the 22nd?

[crystal forum]

yes

[languid meadow]

I don't

[crystal forum]

does alberta even have holidays

[languid meadow]

Yeah

today's a holiday

[crystal forum]

wacko

[languid meadow]

pretty sure the rest of country but Quebec gets today off but idk

It's Victoria day

[crystal forum]

did i not

tell you where i am

[languid meadow]

idk my brain is rotted a lot recently

[crystal forum]

why do you think i keep telling you to come to montreal

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[crystal forum]

do people just not listen to others on discord

i swear this happens way too often

[languid meadow]

Mf I just don't know if you guys even have today off or not since it's like a mega anglo holiday

I know I don't have the 22nd off

[distant marsh]

Real

[queen laurel]

i have a severe case of i'm dumb as shit

[crystal forum]

why do you think i brought up the day off

would i say that if i didn't have a day off too

[languid meadow]

ngl idk what to say anymore

I think my brain has shorted after this weekend

[crystal forum]

is it exams

college exams

i hear it's the season

[languid meadow]

no excessive substance abuse

https://tenor.com/view/krennic-ghorman-andor-orson-krennic-director-krennic-gif-3690017523411688195

gonna make some bagels

[dapper gyro]

Victoria day is the Patriot day in Quebec... And more than 80% of the business close.

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/qkIJidLfHjk?si=SWmSeEBHQIScz3W7 I wouldn't know I'm a stupid ass westerner

[dapper gyro]

Which piss me off because I can't go hang around the city to do anything meaningful.

[languid meadow]

all I know is oil

[dapper gyro]

You people are trying to separate, but you don't even have balls like Quebec.

/s just in case

[languid meadow]

Real and True

[dapper gyro]

I was in CFB Trenton last week, the history of it and the amount of equipment that Montreal used to produce was insane. After the referendum things in the 80s, neither Montreal nor Canada recovered.

[crystal forum]

aren't you vietnamese

also there were two referendums, one in 1980 and one in 1995

homophobic ass

[languid meadow]

eyes with homophobia ♥️

idk why my calendar decided to mark down every single regional holiday for august 4th

[opaque coyote]

I swear to God if the sequel comes I just want Godzilla to look at Koichi with just

Utter hatred

It's funny how he basically just has a vendetta against the poor motherfucker

"YOU HAVE A WIFE? SHE'S GONNA FUCKING DIE."

ATOMIC BREATH

It's probably not the intention but it's funny imagining this giant mutant lizard having an absolute hatred over just this specific guy

[crystal forum]

you can turn that off on iphones

[languid meadow]

the green atomic breath was a pretty nice call back in the 70th anniversary video

[languid meadow]

I haven't had an iphone in like..... shit in a while

[crystal forum]

skill issue

[languid meadow]

I think the 6 was my last Iphone

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[opaque coyote]

I was

Unfortunately

One of those kids that had a iPod Touch

It's like an Iphone

Without the phone part

[paper haven]

I had a regular Ipod

[dapper gyro]

I remember when the Sony Walkman was the coolest thing.

[sharp pollen]

what is DH?

[arctic talon]

Dark Heresy

TTRPG

Inqusition themed

[sharp pollen]

so many strange letters

[queen laurel]

that's one of the more harder RPGS they have yeah?

[arctic talon]

meh

not really

Dark Heresy 1e yeah

but its abusable

Dark heresy 2e fuck no lol

by far the easiest FFG TTRPG

[queen laurel]

i see

[sharp pollen]

is it fun

is it cool

[arctic talon]

its fu

*fun

its cool

good class variety as well

[languid meadow]

Can't wait for the trailer just to say 2027 release date

[queen laurel]

ok so i know that soulbound and wrath and glory are the easiest to get into TTRPGS for each respective setting

is fantasy roleplay also the same case or is it like significantly harder than the 2

( yes yes I know soul bound is the only AOS RPG you do not have to remind me

[arctic talon]

WHFRP is similar to dark heresy 1e

[queen laurel]

Abusable and bullshit?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[languid meadow]

is it really an early edition of a TTRPG if it isn't abusable

[queen laurel]

damn

[astral burrow]

I hope dark heresy will let us change our haircut smh

[dusky beacon]

is it true that Commander Farsight is so good at fighting Orks that Orks just straight up do not have fun fighting him?

[queen laurel]

no orks just respect him

their least favorite fight are eldar

[dusky beacon]

yeah dont they really hate hit and run?

[queen laurel]

relying in hit and runs plus

[queen laurel]

yes but the worst part is there is no good loot

a good chunk of eldar tech they can't access

[dusky beacon]

too delicate, too complicated

[queen laurel]

well also pretty psychic so there's that

[dusky beacon]

ah thats right

[tough haven]

And them skrawnies don’t put up a good fight! They just flip and jump around and won’t zoggin stay still! And when you do catch ‘em, you barely get a scrap! They just crumple in one good hit, might as well zoggin fight Humies

Gork’s tusks! At least you can loot a half decent start of a wagon off a humie

Scrawnie loot just ain’t salvageable, no dakka, no pointy bits, not tough at all

Barely even flash!

[languid meadow]

New Haven has fallen

[opaque coyote]

Could a weird boy theoretically use all the Eldar shit?

[queen laurel]

uhh no

if eldar are a nice break in the plains and meadows as a psychic powers

weirdboyz are

a tornado on fire and carrying buildings

[spring cairn]

the fleet will stop at the edge of the sol system, nothing ever happens

chud's first law...

[dusky scroll]

So the death of Malcador didn't leave behind anything in the warp? Afaik he was one of the strongest psyker mankind has ever produced.

[celest dome]

Consumed by the Throne probably

[dusky scroll]

Hmmm... didn't think of it that way

As Psyker, is Magnus more powerful than him?

[celest dome]

As the plot demand

[opaque coyote]

We dunno

Probably comparable ig

[celest dome]

But I'd say not.
Just thar Malcador was way more ancient and skilled

[opaque coyote]

Since Magnus was planned to sit on the throne. He'd probably have to last longer than Malcador

Though I assume that's with actual training and shit

[dusky scroll]

When I first learned about him, I thought he was like the 2nd most powerful.
But then I learned that Big E originally planned Magnus to sit on that fancy throne, where Malcador vaporized.

beat me to it.

Another unrelated question, when Daemon Primarchs die, they resurrect in warp. Is it same for their legion?

I was thinking, if that's the case, their number is a constant, stuck at what they were during the heresy.
Technically speaking, Imperium could outnumber them if their production could be ramped up a bit more.

[queen laurel]

no the mortal members won't resurrect

the Daemon princes do

[spring cairn]

@languid meadow 11 gb

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[queen laurel]

the hell divers update?

[spring cairn]

back to back 11 gb updates (splitting one update into 2)

very clever

[queen laurel]

DAMN

[dusky scroll]

Also, its true they are juiced up by chaos energy. But loyalist space marines have better tech and stats now afaik (with all the Primaris marine stuff). Shouldn't it tip the scale toward the less-chaotic side?

[dusky beacon]

Well CSM would lean on guerilla tactics and are split into much smaller warbands, so fighting CSM is probably very costly for not much impact on CSM as a whole

[astral burrow]

Who tf is fighting chainsaw man

[dusky beacon]

Plus you got CSM like the Word Bearers who summon warp storms whenever they're bored

[shadow plover]

https://youtu.be/MmXtgHs2ODg?si=cBcOh_dziOQr9O4N

big

[queen laurel]

it's a shortcut for Chaos Space Manrines

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-nothing-ever-happens-nothing-ever-happens-gif-5603746312914518503

[astral burrow]

God, even this having the "warbonds shown require paid purchases" makes me feel so good about leaving

"could this be the end of managed democracy" I fucking hope so

[shadow plover]

well no shit, they show old items from old warbonds that are paid purchases

[storm jungle]

Trumpcracy....

[storm jungle]

Also the helldivers dying horrifically or killing SEAF soldiers en-masse is so fucking good.

[shadow plover]

it's just to cover their asses when someone comes in and complains about the trailer for a free update showing items that they need money for

[shadow plover]

YES

[storm jungle]

Im glad the devs never let them do dumb heroic shit

since like well they are 18 year olds prob just out the cryopod but lmao

[shadow plover]

casually dropping in on your fellow soldiers (they're lower rank so it's fine)

[storm jungle]

REAL.

🙏

but also 11GB UAAGHH

New Mombassa ill see you later in the night

[shadow plover]

I could gloat about how quickly I'd download that but I can't because I'm at work and cannot even start the download

[storm jungle]

Haha loser

(also me too)

[shadow plover]

[spring cairn]

my dl is ending in 2 minutes

[shadow plover]

your dingaling is ending in 2 minutes

[spring cairn]

the strafing run killed 20 SEAF conscript but there was one voteless too so it was worth it

[crystal forum]

why did the update have to come at 5 am

do europeans not sleep

[storm jungle]

Arrowhead is shit at release-days

they also put out the Great Host invasion on like the middle of the fucking week lmao

[dapper gyro]

Expect performance issue

[crystal forum]

swedish 🙄

[shadow plover]

if something, this way they can ensure a gradual increase in server load, instead of a massive spike

[storm jungle]

RACIST.

🫵

[summer mural]

patch for wh3 and darktide dropping within 15 minutes of each other

I smell skulls

[shadow plover]

Level 30 rejects will no longer talk about ratlings.

no ratlings for you

[storm jungle]

wait is that a thing

or are you memeing

[shadow plover]

the new patch notes

[summer mural]

its a thing

[storm jungle]

Thank fuck

lmao

"OMG NEW RATLING CLASS"

SHUT THE FUCK U-

[shadow plover]

no no, this just confirms it

[storm jungle]

[shadow plover]

they can't have them talk about ratlings like they're not there after the thrusday patch

[scenic bolt]

gonna make a 37 minute youtube video based off that line+the 5 second trailer from last week

[dusky scroll]

For Imperial Guard, all I know about are the "pretty well" equipped, distinguished regiments. What about the poorly equipped units?

What is the absolute bare minimum an Imperial Guard unit needs to be equipped with to be.... Imperial guard?

(and not penal legion or PDF or some other variant of foot soldier that was raised when they need more bodies because the enemy didn't run out of ammo yet).

I'm curious about the poorest of conditions.

[hexed orchid]

I'm sure there will be a very calm and reasonable reaction when darktide introduces ratlings as a stealth based class

[storm jungle]

Bare minimum is having a flak jacket, helmet and a lasgun.

At the end of the day if you can fight you will be sent out to the frontline

[queen laurel]

finally i can be both a stunty in fantasy and 40k

[sour hornet]

Thank fuck

I'm tired of entertaing the thought of those little gremlins

[shadow plover]

you see, this just means they're coming

[shadow plover]

.

[sour hornet]

[spring cairn]

all the games i love are updating today

we are truly blessed

[dapper gyro]

Tuesday is usually the time.

For a good reason

[raven stone]

Huh looks like Ratlings be real….

…wait does this mean we get ACTUAL sniper rifles now!?

[crystal forum]

since when are you pink

[crystal forum]

some dont even get lasguns

laslocks or autoguns

[queen laurel]

It could also just be a very very well timed coincidence though

[vagrant fox]

New plasma gun me reckons

[crystal forum]

the 19th century sailor is coming out today

[vagrant fox]

I hang out with too many pirate themed furries

[storm jungle]

you'd know

[crystal forum]

yes i believe i would

[crystal forum]

i wish i had pirate friends

could go out to pillage a british merchant ship

[sour hornet]

I was always pink, you have no proof I ever wasn't

[raven stone]

True!

[sour hornet]

delete that

[vagrant fox]

Those letters could mean anything

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/try-me-gun-shoot-gunpoint-gun-meme-gif-9939823087129104373

[crystal forum]

please don't i'm too gay to hold values

[vagrant fox]

It ends up being more of a muppets thing plus the one annoying guy loves sergals
Not worth it

[crystal forum]

sergal furry is a red flag

same for yinglet

80% chance they will be annoying

[astral burrow]

What counts as "can fight"

[storm jungle]

aiming a gun and shooting

[astral burrow]

And if idk how?

I don't get sent?

[crystal forum]

that's what RIP is for

if i remember the name right

something R, indoctrination, punishment

[storm jungle]

Congratulations

[crystal forum]

it's the boot camp

[storm jungle]

you get to become an ammo mule

or some menial slave

whatever helps the war effort, you will get used

[crystal forum]

nah regiments get training

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-hippo-shower-cute-wash-gif-5744567428133534223

[storm jungle]

Nah, useless people get put to other work.

we see this in Traitor's Rock

[crystal forum]

that's if you suck in training

you still get trained

regiments have some standards usually

unlike PDF

[storm jungle]

Depends on the warzone.

Its not as simple

[crystal forum]

call of duty?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sky-diving-snoop-dogg-call-of-duty-vanguard-warzone-free-falling-falling-from-the-sky-gif-25529006

[crystal forum]

regiments dont take random ass people and send them directly to a fight unless it's like a death world regiment or some shit

literally all the big name regiments have lore going into their lengthy training processes

in krieg if you suck ass at training yet still manage to survive you're just sent to be a manufactorium worker

cadians do basically the same, at least that's what they did when they had a planet

[storm jungle]

They very much can

especially when they need cannon-fodder, distraction or other stuff

[crystal forum]

that doesn't mean they regularly do

[storm jungle]

Its the same with how they can just steal supplies from people

or just do punishments

etc

[crystal forum]

that's what penal legions are for

and regiments love to fuck eachother over

[storm jungle]

Civillians do just as good work believe me

[crystal forum]

so they'll send in a PDF unit to go die

[vagrant fox]

he's disrespecting my athonian tunnel rats

[crystal forum]

guard 40k is just the shrek "some of you may die" meme

[raven stone]

Oh new excite people
Owlcat has something Night Lords related lined up…

Can’t tell if it is standalone game or RT related content though

[storm jungle]

Where

Wheres the Lord Nights

[raven stone]

https://youtu.be/4eCWfKBSqTY?feature=shared

Will definitely be announced on Skulls

[storm jungle]

Oh right

[raven stone]

New game? New RT enemy DLC? Who knows.

[vagrant fox]

snooze lords

Maybe it's a Black Crusade game

[crystal forum]

kills sigsens

[raven stone]

Not entirely unreasonable, some people do want a game to raid the Imperium with.

[vagrant fox]

It'd be a good old time at the very least

[storm jungle]

we are getting Dark Heresy

so thats confirmed

otherwise no idea what else they can include

[queen laurel]

another Warhammer game that I'm stuck as a human in

sigh

I am pretty sure you can only play as human in dark heresy yeah?

[nocturne crest]

So question based on something that you can do in Helldivers, but can Space marines order guardsmen to follow them?

In the field of battle.

[vagrant fox]

yea

[queen laurel]

welp time to play the warrior class again

[vagrant fox]

Guardsmen tend to follow the orders of space marines but I don't think there's anything strictly forcing them to. Other than the whole religious aspect that is

Creed certainly tried ordering some marines around but to limited success

[dapper gyro]

If it is from the lore, then it depends on which marine chapter you are working with.

Generally, Marines will order the guard around as they are a way more valuable asset, they have more information than most of the guard officers and commissars, and their organization is just on a higher authority.

[vagrant fox]

Superearth mission is pretty funny

[crystal forum]

it goes the other way around too. some guard won't listen to space marines if they think they know better

the imperium is nothing if not inefficient and self sabotaging

[vagrant fox]

guard fanboy 👆

but yes

Every institution is an island unto itself

[crystal forum]

also to answer your first thing, no space marines don't have express authority over guardsmen

they are not part of the militarum and thus cannot officially take command

it's usually officers that decide to listen to a space marine and then give orders accordingly

[astral burrow]

I love guards

[crystal forum]

i love men

[astral burrow]

I love women

I wonder if I can

Start off as mean to cassia

But then grow on her

[vagrant fox]

Lads how do you keep your notes organized, wordpad isn't cutting it anymore

[dapper gyro]

Excel brother

[storm jungle]

Google Docs for me

[vagrant fox]

the eternal microsoft

[storm jungle]

Submit or be subjugated.

[vagrant fox]

Eh yeah google docs will do, excel reminds me of endless homework

I'll join the borg or whatever

[celest dome]

Google doc is nice in the way of having access of the documente easily and not being difficult to share with other people

[dapper gyro]

I started to use a physical note pad not long ago for quick on hand information.

It is surprisingly efficient.

[astral burrow]

What notes

[dapper gyro]

Google Docs is a good alternative to Wordpad since Google is more user friendly than MS Office in term of synchronizing through multiple platforms.

[rose thorn]

I COME BEARING IDONETH DEEPKIN LEAKS

[arctic talon]

FISH ELVES

Oh also rumor engine is a uh

[queen laurel]

Hey wolf you think this is a carving fork for ogres

[arctic talon]

Maybe

[queen laurel]

looks like an actual meat fork

[vagrant fox]

chaos spawn 🤓

[rose thorn]

Would anyone like to see the leaks

[queen laurel]

fuck it sure

[vagrant fox]

why not

the top left bit is similar

[rose thorn]

IT WAS ON THE SOB PAGE LMAO

I DIDNR RELAIZE

[queen laurel]

fuck yeah

[queen laurel]

oh yeah they slip it in in the scourge

i do love the manifestation

[rose thorn]

Them getting a manifestation like kronspine is cool tbh

[crystal forum]

fork

[crystal forum]

i didn't know giants have models

[rose thorn]

?????

Megagargant’s

[crystal forum]

are they the sugmar equivalent of knights

[vagrant fox]

why are they underwater

[rose thorn]

In concept

[rose thorn]

They are fighting the idoneth

[queen laurel]

Kraken eaters live nearby waters and oceans

and it's the focus for the rules

[rose thorn]

Idoneth have an aura called the aether sea that allows people to breath underwater

[vagrant fox]

It's a long time to hold your breath even for a very big boy 🤓

zamn

[queen laurel]

They could make breathing apparatuses out of random things like a ship

[rose thorn]

This is probably an idoneth civilization getting attacked by gargants

[vagrant fox]

I could live my dream of a ocean house

[crystal forum]

are they really called gargants

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

that is so stupid

[rose thorn]

Mega Gargants and Gargants

And the faction is Sons of Behemat

[queen laurel]

Yeah but you also know what is called guardians?

[rose thorn]

They were born from the god of mountains before it died

[arctic talon]

Daughters of khaine on suicide watch

[queen laurel]

ork titans

[arctic talon]

[rose thorn]

Their scourge of Ghyran is tomorrow at least

[crystal forum]

GW changing words slightly to make it not seem generic fantasy

[arctic talon]

lol

Helldivers 2 Earth map is real

[vagrant fox]

I've lost so many cool coins on civilians dying

[queen laurel]

don't let that fool you they are smart

[arctic talon]

I have work

so I cannot play rn

[queen laurel]

Well cunning more like

[arctic talon]

[crystal forum]

and it had to release at 5 am on a tuesday so employed people have to hear about it all day long

[rose thorn]

The difference is you run a whole army of them

They are so cool

You also run 1 in other armies

[vagrant fox]

I figured it was some orkesque technobabble

[rose thorn]

Chaos uses warstomper, death uses gate breaker, order uses kraken eater, destruction can use all of them and beast smasher

[outer wave]

Just realized they have 4 toes and fingers and that's weirding me out

[arctic talon]

Upside Gargants are an army

downside

Gargants are an amy

Knight moment t b h

[rose thorn]

They are balanced shockingly

[arctic talon]

they are

because AoS doesn't have toughness

lol

But they're still really skewy

[crystal forum]

AI generated clearly

[rose thorn]

Unlike 40K, AOS is built to handle things other than horde armies

[rocky gale]

Oh boy Tuesday, perfect time for every game I own to need an update

[rose thorn]

And space marines

[arctic talon]

No

they're still skewy

also 40k is built to handle other armies

Knights are just shit design wise imo

lol

[outer wave]

No they're just giant Simpson characters except not yellow

[arctic talon]

Gargants are also my least favorite army by far

in AoS

[queen laurel]

Dude Kraken eaters are now ninjas apparently

[arctic talon]

they're just not fun to play against

[rose thorn]

Tahts very very valid

[arctic talon]

you cannot convince me

that Gargants are fun to play into

as a solid chunk of armies lol

[rocky gale]

40k Knights need Serfs and Squires

[arctic talon]

AoS and 40k both suffer from the skew issue

[crystal forum]

you could paint them yellow

[arctic talon]

Gargants suffer slightly less in skew hell

[rose thorn]

Please no one in knights wants to run infantry

[queen laurel]

I mean you don't like playing against armies that can chew through everything you throw at them and then just bash in your head

[rocky gale]

I do

[arctic talon]

also

There's the hidden thing

[outer wave]

That's a funny idea, but too bad I don't own any models, much less gargants

[arctic talon]

GW has never allowed a hellish horde army

to live in AoS

yet

rip skavenslaves

you were a real one

[rose thorn]

You run 200 of them for comp

[arctic talon]

GW denies us our medicine

Skaven slaves don't exist

those are clan rats

[rose thorn]

clan rats are slaves

[crystal forum]

i'd print one and paint it completely averland sunset with no shading and big white circles for the cartoon eyes

[rose thorn]

What’s the point of playing knights if running 1 knight and worse guard is better

[crystal forum]

it would look terrible

[arctic talon]

No

Clan rats are not skaven slaves

[rose thorn]

Arminger spam is already good

[arctic talon]

skaven slaves are below clan rats

and even shittier

but they don't exist as a unit in AoS aside from 1e

but 1e isn't a real game

[rose thorn]

Oh lmao

1.0e? the worst tabletop wargame that actually released

[arctic talon]

Not the worst

but its up there