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raven stone
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Based on Dropsite, so the box looks Slamanders/Iron Warriors focused.

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Which is actually throwing the Iron Warriors a bit of a bone to gnaw on

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Bet this is more HH stuff gathering steam

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Also also, if the 399 hours thing for the teaser is real world time

celest dome
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2 weeks

raven stone
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Yep

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Well, 2 weeks and a bit

celest dome
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Could be Skull ? Most likely isn't, but could

crystal forum
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that looks like autocannon barrel fins to me

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or a krieg heavy stubber

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but could be generic antenna

astral burrow
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I am gonna put flashlights on everything

celest dome
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Could be something like those

crystal forum
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that's just generic heavy stubber

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looks more autocannon to me on the image

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plus the orientation is weird

raven stone
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Considering the box seems to give an AA gun emplacement for some really odd reason (probably GW doing a warehouse clearance)

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Could be from that

crystal forum
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i love AA

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but it's pointless in tabletop

raven stone
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Yea, hopefully that is more a terrain piece

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Rather than GW going “yep it is included as part of points cost for balance” when it is…well, useless.

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Or at least, let it be an autocannon turret that can shoot ground units

crystal forum
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why is it aiming up though

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doesnt rumour engine use screens from future store page images?

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why would a turret have a top down image like that

raven stone
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…true

storm jungle
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Is this an AI art joke

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lmao

crystal forum
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he says replicated not generated

raven stone
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It’s close enough of a comment to hit home I think

crystal forum
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maybe he means physical painting vs digital that can be copy pasted

raven stone
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“Converted” though

storm jungle
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its an AI art joke

crystal forum
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painted -> take photo -> convert to data -> copy paste

crystal forum
storm jungle
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BECAUSE

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YOU ARE STUPID

crystal forum
spare osprey
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GW TOTALLY LEAKED THIS FUCKIN BOX

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they updated the hearsay website

languid meadow
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All of the DSS strats are on cooldown

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we are cooked

storm jungle
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DSS not be useless challenge

spare osprey
crystal forum
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is helldivers finally going to finish its first war

storm jungle
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a what

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nah lol

raven stone
storm jungle
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This entire galactic war thing is rigged/scripted

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we'll prob repel them from earth then its back to normal

spare osprey
crystal forum
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the black hole was so obvious

storm jungle
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Yeah pretty much

spare osprey
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They better let me drop on mars tho

storm jungle
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tho people legit think we make a difference most of the time which gets a bit tiring

spare osprey
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I need a homecoming

languid meadow
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guys I think books my be scripted

crystal forum
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and the playerbase defeated bots but devs had to bring them back

languid meadow
storm jungle
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why would the devs remove an entire faction from the game

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that alone is stupid as an expectation

crystal forum
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they did that to illuminate

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also i have played a game for many years who's entire premise was player controlled wars of large scale

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it's entirely doable to let players decide

languid meadow
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I mean that's how it was in HD1

storm jungle
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HD2 is way too big in scope

languid meadow
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every expects the first war to be scripted and the rest to free ball it

storm jungle
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^

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if you let players decide the fate of a narrative its way too complicated/demanding

scenic bolt
storm jungle
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its better to give them the illusion of choice i na pre-scripted plot

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makes them feel like they accomplish something while being led with an invisible hand guiding them

storm jungle
crystal forum
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well i still played a game that had that Shrug

storm jungle
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i just play for fun

storm jungle
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but like, it doesnt matter

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just enjoy the ride

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we arent gonna lose lol

outer wave
languid meadow
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just saying even if we repel the squids we stil have to deal with the fucking stalkers right behind them

storm jungle
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If super-earth got destroyed the entire fandom would get mad realising it doesnt matter + we can get a new super-earth like HD1

scenic bolt
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They need to go back to the HD1 war length

crystal forum
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i want to finally fight on super earth

storm jungle
outer wave
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😔

scenic bolt
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Oops super earth got blown up, conveniently we found another planet and it’s also named super earth and it was always our homeland now

storm jungle
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Yeah like they are NEVER gonna do that

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people would realise the entire war is an illusion essentially

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and it would prob impact the galactic war farce

languid meadow
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my only sadness is that the squids are gonna be the first enemy to fight on Klen Dahth II

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Wish it was bugs

storm jungle
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If they do that i wouldnt mind it is the thing, because its a very fittingly/lore-accurately hilarious as well as ballsy move, but it depends on execution.

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the HD2 fandom is one of the most two-faced gaming communities ive also seen so i wouldnt expect a lot of positivity if it did happen lol

scenic bolt
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At least in HD1 having multiple super earths blow up played into the propaganda narrative

storm jungle
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Yeah thats what I mean.

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HD1 was also a lot more "smaller" in scope though is the thing.

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Im not really sure how it would be recieved with such a huge playerbase lol

sour hornet
queen laurel
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do we only have one

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Like the propaganda since super earth is so special and so totally intended by God so we have five of them somewhere is totally gonna work

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not a thing in this game

scenic bolt
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It’s got the opposite problem of the HD2 war basically just maintaining a status quo while giving an illusion of progress being made

storm jungle
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^

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A lot of the fandom also doesnt really want to accept it.

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It would prob be too much and break that illusion which is an issue

queen laurel
sour hornet
winter vessel
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nah, Swifties are a religious institution with how cracked they are

scenic bolt
queen laurel
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what the fuck was that

queen laurel
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super earth just to see them break it and

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See what the hell hell divers has to offer when that happens

scenic bolt
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Fan base would lose their shit

outer wave
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I'd laugh

winter vessel
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I tend to forget how jaded this chat is

scenic bolt
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Different portions for different reasons, some be mad some laugh

storm jungle
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^

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A lot of the fandom wouldnt really like it

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so I get why devs wouldnt do it, I dont blame them lol

scenic bolt
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40K permawar stagnation ahoy

outer wave
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Mhm, but I'd commend them if they did it anyway

forest orbit
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🫡

storm jungle
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LMAO

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💀

scenic bolt
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I vote we blow up super earth we are a democracy

storm jungle
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Explosions are cool so I must agree with this

queen laurel
# storm jungle so I get why devs wouldnt do it, I dont blame them lol

Just make the announcement something like,

"dear citizens of super earth it is with great pain in my heart to inform you the destruction of super earth but fear not the strength of democracy lies in our hearts and therefore so long as humanity lives super earth will be with us and today and tomorrow and until the future we shall keep rebuilding"

storm jungle
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haha planet go boom

winter vessel
storm jungle
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What

forest orbit
queen laurel
sour hornet
storm jungle
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I do like being skeptically humorous its true...

queen laurel
outer wave
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I probably get caught up with the energy of the chat sometimes

winter vessel
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no no its fine. I very much enjoy in this chat. most of the people here remind me of my co-worker. chill guy, but laugh at the occasional guest who trips on the sidewalk and eats the pavement

sour hornet
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This chat is basically the teachers lounge except the teachers occasionally get really anal for no reason

winter vessel
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'sides its how i've mostly grown in understanding 40k in this server

storm jungle
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I was gonna say lol

outer wave
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Definitely is the lounge for teachers

queen laurel
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you just said the same thing twice

sly ivy
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Who doesn’t like getting anal for no reason

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😇

queen laurel
winter vessel
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@queen laurel and don't you dare put me into connection with that Basura of a person called Eternal

queen laurel
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if only he was that reasonable alas

scenic bolt
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Eternal flew too close to the sun one too many times

sly ivy
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+eternal THE HERO+ you disrespectful

nocturne crest
storm jungle
sour hornet
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Eternal was based though

storm jungle
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He didnt love lava chicken

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a grave error

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😔

sly ivy
sour hornet
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I've never seen someone as obstinate as Eternal

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real masterclass in arguing for hours that guy

winter vessel
storm jungle
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Real.

queen laurel
# sour hornet Eternal was based though

Not surprise an elf fan like you agrees with him to be honest

of course You think arguing with people in the Internet over the minecraft movie for 40 minutes is based

outer wave
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Guys..... I just don't think.... MC movie is good.....

sour hornet
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I'm in this channel, I'd argue over blades of grass to be fair.

storm jungle
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To be fair

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it wasnt really the arguing

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it was just being an asshole lol

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Guy legit just couldnt say "Alright i get it, I just disagree"

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kek

queen laurel
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so why would you waste your energy arguing then

sour hornet
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Also par for the course for this server tbf.

storm jungle
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I legit cannot believe a minecraft movie argument is what broke the camel's back

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but life is strange

queen laurel
outer wave
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Life is Strange™️

sly ivy
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It’s funny tho bc nothing I saw from him or anything else reads to me as anything more than mild disagreeable argument. But maybe that’s because I’m out of touch with this generation

storm jungle
storm jungle
queen laurel
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he is literally an argument ork

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he goes to reddit for arguments

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apparently correcting them

storm jungle
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I do like how pretty much this entire chat disliked him though beyond "he was great when he wasnt yapping"

scenic bolt
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If you get the last word in you win

sour hornet
scenic bolt
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7.3 hours later

sour hornet
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Okay grandpa

queen laurel
outer wave
queen laurel
winter vessel
queen laurel
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guy would go to warhammer reddit

outer wave
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What a wild existence

queen laurel
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And apparently correct them

sour hornet
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I was one

storm jungle
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Same

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also like I tell him to act normal and get:

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"Its not my fault when people are wrong."

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my DMs filled with reports of jackass behavior

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yeah checks out

queen laurel
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not once

outer wave
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Anyway back to spreading my propaganda that Ogryns are actually stupidly smart--

queen laurel
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With how bullheaded he was I was surprised he's not a minotaur

sour hornet
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Unfortunately, they're always yapping. r/40klore phenotype

storm jungle
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Boris the Animal says it best

sour hornet
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kryptonite

summer mural
sour hornet
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how can I get my dopamine for the day if I don't debate this person into agreeing with me

summer mural
summer mural
languid meadow
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Train go boom

sour hornet
queen laurel
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again

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and again

sour hornet
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My liver is going to be gone by the time I'm like 24 maybe

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Anyway, I'm going to sleep, I've got a shift in 5 hours and I haven't slept since yesterday

outer wave
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Hope you have a good night!

queen laurel
rose thorn
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I want them to release more apocalypse box sets

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I really miss them

sacred bluff
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are we getting new Dawn of War?

near wasp
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I need one of the ball incense holders on a chain

astral burrow
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Who was that guy I should watch as a start to 40k

winter vessel
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There’s a lot of “that guy” on 40k

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Anything that is distinct about them?

arctic talon
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New rumor engine

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Thingy for 40K/30k/munda/ect.

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Def not AoS

storm jungle
languid meadow
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Betting all on black baby

arctic talon
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Sorry, khadron spear

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But that’s like every weapon rumor engine

languid meadow
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Saw someone say it was votann and I think that's cope GW would never

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It's def a backpack

arctic talon
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It’s likely gsc or imperium

languid meadow
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My mind instantly went to skitarii but like votann it's not rounded enough

rose thorn
rose thorn
arctic talon
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thingy

rose thorn
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Because they love sucking space marine off

arctic talon
arctic talon
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I just think it was a shit rumor engine lol

rose thorn
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Yeha but they assumed it’s marines

arctic talon
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but I think all weapon rumor engines are shit rumor engines

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lol

rose thorn
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lmao yeah

arctic talon
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weapon bolt

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thingy

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not sure what its actualy called

languid meadow
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Inb4 another guard box

arctic talon
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I mean if its killteam.............

summer mural
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is gladius good

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for some reason I have it in my steam library, i dont even remember buying it lol

languid meadow
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It was free a while back

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Prob got it then

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And for being good idk I haven't downloaded it since I got it for free

vagrant fox
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It's alright, I got 30 hours out of it

hallow saddle
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Had a thought about the saturnine terminators

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I wanna see them used in a kitbash for Adeptus Titanicus

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as a warmaster titan conversion or something

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Might be poggers

storm jungle
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lmao

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god damn it

nocturne crest
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I wonder how it must be going at GW rn.

languid meadow
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Like scrooge McDuck

sly ivy
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Sorry forgot I even said anything bc I’m senile then had to scroll up to pings. Imagine how dull chat would be if people didn’t argue about everything tho

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Like what else is the point we’re not friends I’ll never go grab a drink w you or lend you $20

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Btw clad u owe me $20

raven stone
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As all the HH fans cut out another bit of their liver to sell or something (no offense, but that is just GW pricing)

astral burrow
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@storm jungle hi dilara can u tell me the name of that guy I should watch again?

languid meadow
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fym how it was just free on steam

vagrant fox
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his lips are so shiny i want to wipe them

languid meadow
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like months back

storm jungle
# astral burrow <@166943308231344128> hi dilara can u tell me the name of that guy I should watc...
astral burrow
languid meadow
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oh

astral burrow
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Is the guys pancreas okay

languid meadow
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Pancreas my beloved

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I remember when bro had like sub 100k was only like 2 years ago

outer wave
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Pancreas is very good

hexed orchid
queen laurel
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but his pancreas isn't working

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but his content is pretty good

astral burrow
crystal forum
vagrant fox
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the warcry is made up by some random bozo

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I'm sure I've seen it pre 2010 on 4chan as well but the archives only go back to summer 2010

languid meadow
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new announcement

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running on all fours attacking a dreg

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we playing as a dog now

storm jungle
crystal forum
vagrant fox
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man, remember when these guys weren't funny

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that's a tiny picture, you'll have to live with it

queen laurel
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but readable

distant marsh
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Lore folk, what could it be the thing running in the new teaser? 👀

vagrant fox
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Dilara knows and Dilara won't tell

outer wave
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(Dilara is under NDA)

vagrant fox
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no she's just mean

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I'm thinking dog or some animal

celest dome
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Oh no, she is mean, and under NDA

languid meadow
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I have an insane theory ready to be proven wrong

distant marsh
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I'm all ears

languid meadow
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I actually replied to you with the screenshot of what I said but I'm gonna reword it better here

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but basically

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RT is getting an arbites companion and cyber mastiff, new trailer has camera running low to ground attacking cultists, skulls announcements have stuff for table top as well. so basically arbites class and new arbites models

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It's such a stupid theory

green loom
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We already have arbites models?

celest dome
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A Kill Team yes

queen laurel
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Hey Ed

green loom
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Hello

languid meadow
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idk what else it could be

dapper gyro
languid meadow
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the other wacko insane theory is genestealers again LMAO

vagrant fox
green loom
languid meadow
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in the future no one will read 40k books

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only fandom entries

hallow plover
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Most people just listen to youtubers

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(Who just reads off wikis anyway)

dapper gyro
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Also, that warcry feels cringe in 40k setting to me for some reason, hence I never use that.

wintry scarab
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green loom
outer wave
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TELL US WHAT IT IS

dapper gyro
languid meadow
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The brain damage is over taking me

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also does anyone know where the DoW4 rumors came from

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I can only find stuff from like a year ago

storm jungle
storm jungle
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If I comment im in big trouble

languid meadow
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Biggest brain of all rats

green loom
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Realistically "World premier" probably just means like 9 mobile games that will shut down after 2 months but

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We've seen some things

wintry scarab
rocky gale
dapper gyro
limpid granite
storm jungle
limpid granite
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it would line up with rogue trader's collab and lex imperialis

rocky gale
storm jungle
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: )

queen laurel
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i'm gonna RIP out their throat

languid meadow
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I don't believe DoW4 is ever coming out guys I hate to say it

vagrant fox
solid valley
dapper gyro
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Turn out it is just pvp mode and someone is playing as a hound.

queen laurel
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Let's forget 3 exists

solid valley
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but idk if anything happened with it

rocky gale
languid meadow
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If it's pvp I will be destroyed

vagrant fox
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I read somewhere that relic employees were seen at GWs HQs

solid valley
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the fact they ended DOW3 on a cliff hanger and didnt even drop the dlc they teased before killing the game will forever make me so mad

dapper gyro
solid valley
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like atleast give us a real ending

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grrrrrr

wintry scarab
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Btw, if it turns out to be gene stealers, i remember, ages ago, a bunch of people being like "Darktide isnt getting gnenestealers". So it it is, just know that im sticking my tongue out in their direction.

green loom
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I've never seen that art before

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And the sprue is right for the cover image

rocky gale
green loom
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Ph shot

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Sadge

solid valley
languid meadow
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that green felt table makes me feel gross

solid valley
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dudes had gills on the side of their face

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the pale white skin

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all bald

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lol

languid meadow
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fuck if I was bald I would also be a cultist

rocky gale
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Also like why is the picture so low quality, who gets an exclusive leak and decides "I need to show this to world" and then uses their Nintendo DS to take the picture

hallow plover
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Because it's planned

languid meadow
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bigfootitus

languid meadow
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everything is a plan

rocky gale
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Like the HH leak was 100% intentional though

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Because the Horus Hearsay website is memeing about it the same way the Rumour Engine posts do

languid meadow
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gonna be a long week till next thursday

crystal forum
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like why is the box in the middle of a trash pile

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and it's like 360p

hallow saddle
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Its like 10% a staged photo

crystal forum
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why is it so low res

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i can tell you why

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it's to hide the text

hallow saddle
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🤷‍♀️

crystal forum
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guy receives unreleased whole ass box

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takes 1 photo of the rear

hallow saddle
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There were two in the photo

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Its probably stolen goods

crystal forum
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lmao

hallow saddle
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They're in a car too

crystal forum
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wouldn't GW be taking down the images

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like they did last time

hallow saddle
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Using their internet magic eraser

crystal forum
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nah just sending cease and desists everywhere

hallow saddle
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Like the pic first appeared on an eBay listing

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Yall really think GW are leaking via eBay?

rocky gale
crystal forum
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next step is scalpers stealing directly from the GW assembly line

solid valley
# celest dome They weren't

like these two are one step away from developing the headcrab debuff from dark souls 1 . Something funky going on with them beyond just being normal lower class people from a hive city

hallow saddle
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Like you can see on Google maps where the trash pile is at the Nottingham factory

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Discarded boxes, faulty sprues, loads of weird shit

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So either from there or goods stolen from a warehouse I reckon

crystal forum
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if it's an empty discarded box i'm lmao

hallow saddle
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They ain't leaking shit via ebay

crystal forum
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would explain why the photo is so low res

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to hide the lack of packaging tape

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plus they'd take images of the models inside

celest dome
crystal forum
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nobody is going to reduce the price of a pre release box just because the packaging tape is cut

crystal forum
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i need to watch this

tough haven
crystal forum
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the face after he says he's their son

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it's perfect

rocky gale
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There's literally a watermark in the bottom right

hallow plover
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I mean, look at the prices

solid valley
# celest dome Those are rashes, they aren't in any way pointing to GSC

his almost purple skin colour

the weird wrinkles rising up from his eyes?

just also normal things cause idk it seems to bare similarities to this guy

also the eye colour of the only one not wear eye protection is similar

and we have to date only saw one water cartel member with hair if we arent counting zola

outer wave
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Didnt we have someone that insisted those folks in that trailer were GSCs like a year or two ago?

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Why are we doing this again?

celest dome
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Yes

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No idea why

crystal forum
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what trailer is this

celest dome
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Gloriana narrative trailer

crystal forum
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what game is that

solid valley
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they have a very weird design not saying they are gene stealers but their design and colour choice for uniforms all invokes alot of genestealer vibes

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and its interesting to talk about atleast

solid valley
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?

crystal forum
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yeah

solid valley
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thats the secrets of the machine god trailer

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for darktide

crystal forum
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ooooh

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wait the update that added gun reblessing?

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wasn't that a long time ago

solid valley
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ye i just mentioned it cause someone brought up genestealers

celest dome
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For the head

celest dome
crystal forum
vagrant fox
celest dome
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Then perish ogryn_pathetic

crystal forum
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is that the commissar lady

storm jungle
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thats Dukane dingus

solid valley
crystal forum
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the game keeps telling me to complete a havoc mission but i can't finish those im too bad anthonyCry

crystal forum
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so i'm forever taunted by dukane

solid valley
vagrant fox
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more like dukakke

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That gamemode is too sweaty in unfun ways for me

storm jungle
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Same

outer wave
storm jungle
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its one of the most unfun things ive played

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tailored entirely for dumbass sweatlord players

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lol

solid valley
crystal forum
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mmmh yes i want 6 plague ogryns at the same time

solid valley
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if not can you remember what trailer cause i dont recall another one with moebian 21st guys in it

outer wave
celest dome
celest dome
solid valley
outer wave
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I just want the cool armors

crystal forum
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people literally play and enjoy losing

solid valley
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one sec gonna watch meow

crystal forum
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like i cant comprehend that

outer wave
vagrant fox
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Losing is fine for me, it can be fun

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It's just when it feels unfair and you take a bump from a corner and go down immediately while fighting bullet sponges I roll my eyes

crystal forum
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i play to win

hallow plover
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The good thing about havoc is that when you go back to regulars everything seems smooth

outer wave
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Yeah, everything feels so much easier

vagrant fox
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There is that

queen laurel
hallow plover
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The training is working

crystal forum
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i've only been playing the mortis trials recently

crystal forum
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why does nobody play mortis in damnation

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it's always the same 15 people i play with

solid valley
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you did just remind me how excited this trailer got me though

crystal forum
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i really enjoy mortis

hallow saddle
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mortis is fun

hallow plover
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Timezone/dead game mode?

hallow saddle
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ive not played it for a few weeks tho

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i think it might be a little dead

crystal forum
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it's dead because it's not hard enough for sweatlord and casuals don't care about unlocking its rewards

vagrant fox
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I haven't played in some weeks, I'm just waiting for more stuff

crystal forum
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i find it to be right amount of difficulty

celest dome
hallow plover
#

I've been trying to grind my havoc ranks as of late but it makes me want to stop playing

hallow saddle
#

if there was an auris or endless horde mortis that would be sick

crystal forum
#

oh also it's so fucking unbalanced

hallow saddle
#

they just need to iterate on it a little bit

crystal forum
#

and ogryns will crash your game with grenades

#

straight up

#

ogryns are so broken in mortis

solid valley
hallow saddle
#

infinite ammo bolter marksman vet mmmmm

solid valley
#

and that would be an explanation for it

outer wave
hallow saddle
#

ya more hordes

solid valley
#

or they are just strange little guys

vagrant fox
#

Whatever makes me feel like I'm fighting for my life and with a chance of overcoming it, I want more of that

crystal forum
#

i do find it funny that mortis is like

wave 6: ONLY MUTANTS

#

wave 7: a couple of gunners

#

it changes intensity on the fly

#

the worst is the trapper/hound combo waves

solid valley
#

we had a wave a few days ago with a trapper group, dog group and mutant group back to back

#

most unfun wave ever

vagrant fox
#

The endless suicide bombers are fun for approx one round

crystal forum
#

literally so many trappers that you can't keep track of all the sound effects

crystal forum
#

every bullet pushes them back like a shove

vagrant fox
#

I always try to shove them, but teammates keep shooting them

crystal forum
#

huh

vagrant fox
#

Well it happens regularly enough that it's in my head

crystal forum
#

it's ogryns that ruin it for me

#

if one's in the match the game is way too easy

outer wave
#

I try not doing the box of grenade builds with ogryns

#

I like rock

vagrant fox
#

I only did the box if there was someone annoying

crystal forum
#

those box grenades annoy me

vagrant fox
#

like the guy i played with regularly

crystal forum
#

im going sicko mode and an ogryns kills every single enemy

#

so boring

outer wave
#

Breaks my damn laptop

vagrant fox
#

Reminds me of the olden days of when CSGO was new and smokes would crash people

crystal forum
#

if i get extra 2 shouts as vet the game is garanteed win

hallow plover
#

I'd play mortis again if it was fight until death with max enemies or something

vagrant fox
#

That's good gaming

hallow plover
vagrant fox
#

It was great, we'd send the same guy out every time and every single round he got smoked and he'd crash to desktop

crystal forum
#

my cs:go days were not glorious

#

forever silver

astral burrow
#

Didn't miss much

hallow plover
#

Silver is the hardest to get out of

#

The trench goes truly deep

vagrant fox
#

My group got to around gold nova III/Master Guardian somewhere regularly

crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

One guy wouldn't quit and he got to the eagle whatever it's called on solo queue

crystal forum
#

i hate him so much

#

he's literally good at everything

#

top regional swimmer

#

currently going to the best engineering uni of the province

hallow plover
#

I used to play a lot back then. I got eagle. Now I have shitty reflexes

#

Growing older sucks

crystal forum
#

the alcohol doesn't help

vagrant fox
#

the alcohol surely helps

#

I'd play with a Canadian who'd play extremely poorly, then he'd do a line of coke and ace several rounds

#

performance enhancing drugs work

crystal forum
#

that's coke man

#

top level players take speed

crystal forum
#

because they cant afford coke

vagrant fox
#

I should take speed

crystal forum
#

it's literally just ADHD meds

vagrant fox
#

yea

crystal forum
#

i realized that after trying it

vagrant fox
#

I think I have some ADD/ADHD or something, my brother has it

crystal forum
#

you could get diagnosed and get prescription

#

speed sucks it's short duration

#

like ritalin

vagrant fox
#

that's a lot of effort, rawdogging life (with alcohol) is the way to go

crystal forum
#

if you're going to try speed don't drink. mixing both can give you a heart attack

languid meadow
#

-1 on Thursday hell yea

crystal forum
#

and you'll feel like shit

#

trust me

vagrant fox
#

lying comes so easily to your forked tongue

crystal forum
#

it does

#

but not this time

astral burrow
#

Arbitor ians 40k timeline in 20 mins video

#

Is what I gotta watch right?

#

As a start

languid meadow
#

Having 40 heart attacks gives you a perk

vagrant fox
#

it's true

crystal forum
#

it feels like your heart is about to explode

vagrant fox
#

my grandpa died of a heart attack in his early 60s but he dominated at poker

languid meadow
#

Mixing alcohol with anything is a gamble

#

Gotta be careful out there

crystal forum
#

meh depends

#

just be smart and read wikipedia

#

just dont mix uppers and downers

astral burrow
#

Imma watch this video then pick a faction I like

languid meadow
#

Drinking alcohol and reading wikipedia will put you in a drunken rage

astral burrow
#

Might read a few books later

crystal forum
#

doing mundane tasks while drunk is an exercise in frustration

#

but it's also very funny

#

filing taxes with an ABV of 5%

vagrant fox
#

Could go for a grüner veltliner of some variety rn

#

and then do my dishes

crystal forum
#

with the powers of the irish and the nordic combined

#

we have created the super alcoholic

vagrant fox
#

One of my great-grandpas something removed cousins went blind from drinking methanol that washed up in a barrel

sly ivy
crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

yea, that's how it goes

crystal forum
#

chat remember that time i found scientific lab grade pure alcohol when i was working at a remote native village with tightly controlled alcohol sales

rocky gale
vagrant fox
#

That's how it goes in chronically alcoholic places

queen laurel
#

But not that clearly

crystal forum
#

the perfect ingredients for a screwdriver

#

they didn't sell anything stronger than beer at the village

#

and a case of 12 was like 90$ cad

#

so i made do

vagrant fox
#

sounds like Greenland

queen laurel
#

Oohhh

vagrant fox
#

instead of like 4 danish kroner each apple was like 22 and my mom demanded I chewed each bite 22 times because it was expensive

crystal forum
#

yeah same there

#

except the uni i worked for paid for my food

#

also all fruits are frozen for shipping so they look like shit

vagrant fox
#

I didn't like fruits for a long time because in my experience they also just tasted bad

#

I'd rather eat liver than a banana back then, it was wild

crystal forum
#

do you know how much pure ethanol it takes to get drunk sigsen

#

you cant even buy this shit as a civilian

vagrant fox
#

it's what a few mililitres

crystal forum
#

blurry

sly ivy
vagrant fox
#

yea

sly ivy
#

It’s the triumph of the human spirit

vagrant fox
#

When my dad was young he drank something similar, and it wasn't a lot, he ended up stealing a bull I know that much

crystal forum
#

my only coworker took the ethanol out of storage to disinfect lab equipment

#

me being a nerd

#

cried for joy

#

finally something fucking drinkable

#

knowing a few chemistry facts can help a lot friends

#

such as which alcohol is drinkable

vagrant fox
#

how many mols of whiskey to get crunk

rocky gale
#

All chemicals are drinkable if you're not a coward

astral burrow
#

What do u drink

rocky gale
#

Any unattended beakers I find in the lab

vagrant fox
#

Aah I miss getting young lad drunk, I downed a bottle of whiskey and ended up destroying a toilet

#

good old days

crystal forum
#

im pretty sure if the village knew about the 8L of pure alcohol we had the entire research base would have been pillaged

vagrant fox
#

absolutely

crystal forum
#

i could have like

vagrant fox
#

Rumour gets out and everyone shows up for a sip

crystal forum
#

traded some of it for a solid chunk of money

#

but ye if they knew the white guy had alcohol they'd never leave me alone

vagrant fox
#

memories of greenland
Payday, queues outside the liquor store, absentee workers for two weeks

#

I hope things have improved over the last 30 years

crystal forum
#

very optimistic

vagrant fox
#

Funniest thing was the nurses, they would actually just be gone for two weeks because there was no one else to hire

crystal forum
#

all the nurses were forced there by the government in my place

#

same for the cops

#

the worst cops get sent north

#

worst as in incompetent

#

hydro quebec workers were the only government workers there voluntarily

#

and it pays a lot

#

it's like 2 weeks of constant work where you get a huge wage and constant overtime

#

which also means they never spend enough time to do anything other than work and sometimes drink

#

so if somebody tells you they know a lot about northern reservations because they worked as eletricians there then they're full of shit

#

their only interactions with natives are at bars

queen laurel
#

Time to chug it

astral burrow
crystal forum
queen laurel
sacred bluff
crystal forum
#

bulgur is locked in on his chemical tasting

rocky gale
vagrant fox
#

Labs are evil because they don't let you smell what you're cooking

rocky gale
#

Well it's a chemistry lab that tests food for nutritional content, so we do actually have to cook food sometimes and we do smell it

crystal forum
#

larmorth is the person that puts the gay chemicals in my food

queen laurel
astral burrow
crystal forum
#

i wasn't aware that an acid could go in the negatives

#

for ph

#

and the scale is logarithmic

rocky gale
crystal forum
#

-31 for the acid that bulgur mentioned

#

the scale normally goes from 0 to 14

languid meadow
#

PH is a weird scale

queen laurel
#

Time to prove i have an ogre stomach

rocky gale
#

No, that would be very expensive

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

oh hey it's made using HF we use that in waffer etching

#

that chemical can dissolve your bones

#

it attacks calcium

hallow saddle
#

in a past life i used to sell potassium hydroxide and a few funky stuff like that

#

for cleaning lab glassware and medical devices

#

not acids though just alkaline stuff cause its better for disinfectionm

#

deactivating prions and shit

rocky gale
#

Oh wait I have used hydrochloric before

#

We use it when we need to test meat for hydroxyproline

hallow saddle
#

i think they had fluoroantimonic acid on mythbusters to see if itd dissolve a body

rocky gale
#

It's a real Breaking bad thing, we've got to put the meat with the acid in sealed jars and then leave them in the oven for like 15 hours

#

Until it all becomes a liquid

hallow saddle
#

ya i think it was a combo of hydrofluoric and fluoroantimonic acid they used

#

i guess the hydrofluoric deals with the bones and the other deal with the flesh 💀

queen laurel
rocky gale
#

Before my boss was showed me the method, they legit said "Have you seen breaking bad?"

distant marsh
#

How a gen stealer cult appear and why? so they reproduce alien style or

queen laurel
hallow saddle
#

i dont know how they actually reproduce but they basically hitch a ride to the planet and then breeding with the native population you end up with genestealer hybrids and they all are in a cult together

#

and its very insidious

#

and then they trigger an uprising to sow chaos (not as in the chaos gods) before a tyranid invasion

distant marsh
rocky gale
#

Wait it might be Sulphuric acid we use, I can't remember. Well anyway it's either Hydrochloric or Sulphuric. I suppose either would work for the method. (We probably use whatever one is cheaper tbh)

queen laurel
#

There's a detailed explanation of the reproduction there

#

as other info related to them

hallow saddle
#

ovipositor mentioned

#

💀

#

so yes basically like alien

storm jungle
#

Kinda

queen laurel
#

This one is much more horrific

storm jungle
#

They just stab you with it and it passes the tyranid DNA

queen laurel
#

At least with aliens you die with the chesrbusrster

hallow saddle
#

ya i guess theres no chestbursting

queen laurel
#

With this one you are dooming an entire population

hallow saddle
#

thats the best bit!!

storm jungle
#

The chestbursting was WAYYYYY back

#

Before genestealers werent even Tyranids

rocky gale
#

Yea

astral burrow
#

I heard it wouldn't melt the tub itself

rocky gale
#

Oh, I dunno about that. We use glass jars rather than a bathtub

astral burrow
#

Mythbusters said so

rocky gale
#

It's easier to put glass jars in the oven

astral burrow
#

But bathtub bigger

rocky gale
#

Too big

astral burrow
#

No such thing

rocky gale
#

We only need like 4g of meat

astral burrow
#

That's not enough for anyone!

rocky gale
#

We're not eating it

astral burrow
#

Why not? It is meat

rocky gale
#

We're melting it in acid

#

So we can test it

crystal forum
#

depends on the type of tub

astral burrow
#

But we know you drink the acid

crystal forum
#

there's ceramic and plastic ones

astral burrow
rocky gale
astral burrow
#

You don't like meat?

crystal forum
astral burrow
#

More for me ig

crystal forum
#

people learning that there's more than one type of plastic

rocky gale
#

Yea there's two types, the type that's in your brain and the type that's in your balls

crystal forum
#

there's only one thing in my balls miss

astral burrow
rocky gale
#

Na, they're permeant

#

They live there now

astral burrow
astral burrow
rocky gale
#

Na they look after themselves

astral burrow
#

Fine then

#

God I love maddie

languid meadow
#

Soon I will be completely made of plastic

#

Everyday I wake up and get embarrassed by my premier

crystal forum
#

oh right lmao you're albertan

#

if it makes you feel better my premier has a way lower approval rating

languid meadow
#

Saving up to move at this point either to Manitoba or try to get a job in Ottawa

crystal forum
#

oh ye go to ottawa so you're in my danger radius

languid meadow
#

Rather live in an apartment with 3 other people than having to deal with being associated with smithshinji

crystal forum
#

montreal is nice

#

cost of living isnt bad

languid meadow
#

Honestly I would move to Montreal if I could speak French, but my French education was ass the teacher clearly did not care for it

crystal forum
#

nah man

#

you do not need french to be in montreal

#

trust me on that

#

everybody speaks english

languid meadow
#

Yeah I know Montreal has a large English community but idk it would feel incredibly weird to not a least know the basic levels of french before trying to live there

crystal forum
#

that's just western propaganda man

#

i had plenty of coworkers who didn't even try to learn french

languid meadow
#

Wack

#

I'm a firm believer in that everyone in Canada should know both

crystal forum
#

im chill with that. i just think you're subhuman if you speak to me in english outside montreal

languid meadow
#

Understandable

crystal forum
#

i had a door to door marketing girl try to speak to me in english and i just acted like i didn't know it at all

#

it was fun

celest dome
#

Le Français est une langue qui mérite la déchéance

languid meadow
dapper gyro
languid meadow
#

It's true you combust upon Crossing the border

#

Why did crossing auto check to be capitalized

crystal forum
#

animal crossing

languid meadow
#

The only good part of living in Alberta is that my ID gets a dinosaur on it

#

Shits rad

winter vessel
#

22 seconds from the POV of a rat

hallow plover
languid meadow
crystal forum
#

over there the dinosaurs are still alive

languid meadow
#

It's so stupid I hate it

crystal forum
#

just do it pussies

languid meadow
#

I don't even think they legally can

#

Like the majority of Alberta is treaty land

hallow plover
#

I wish we would separate here in qc. Then we can do some inhouse cleanup

#

2 gov levels is shit

crystal forum
#

i think it's fine because i like annoying canadians

languid meadow
crystal forum
languid meadow
#

Yeah idk how they plan on doing it, I think they're all traitors. Unlike Quebec which has legitimate reasons for wanting to separate, Alberta has like none

#

I lost my mr fantastic image and I'm sad

wintry scarab
languid meadow
#

But all in all the mantra of chuddha stays the same

#

Nothing ever happens

astral burrow
#

Skitarii class

spring cairn
#

chud's law of happenings

#

would you look at the time...

outer wave
#

Whats going on now?

astral burrow
#

Nothing

#

Nothing ever goes on

#

(annual Warhammer game event soon)

outer wave
#

Oh I knew about the event, but I was wondering what the Chud's law was about

astral burrow
#

Ah

#

The meme of "nothing ever happens"

outer wave
#

Ahhh

crystal forum
astral burrow
#

Killed

#

Taken down

#

Silenced

#

Executed

young pecan
#

Go Imperial ending and have region get cuckolded by Thalmor forever, go Stormcloak ending and have region arguably get obliterated or aggressively controlled by Thalmor

languid meadow
#

anyone wining is bad for the Thalmor

#

technically the truce ending is bad for everyone but the Thalmor

crystal forum
languid meadow
#

Euro fr*nch

crystal forum
#

also how do you only notice this now

sour hornet
#

-# C*nadian

young pecan
crystal forum
#

at least im not irish, turkish, albertan or faroese

#

there that should piss off a very specific amount of people in this channel

languid meadow
# young pecan Why specifically? I forgor

Because the civil war is causing the empire to be distracted from the Thalmor threat, so the empire or stormcloaks winning causes them to go back to being fully focused of them.

#

Ulfic is a Thalmor asset sadly

languid meadow
young pecan
#

Less unified

#

If at all

#

'ate 'igh elves

#

'ate thalmies

languid meadow
#

because the only provinces in the empire by the time of Skyrim are Cryodill, High Rock, and Skyrim

young pecan
#

I love the race traitor Stormcloak Dragonborns

languid meadow
#

A unified empire could defeat the AD since they almost did during the first war they just didn't know that

young pecan
#

Today I, a dark elf, will enlist with the "I fucking hate dark elves and anyone else but nords" faction

languid meadow
#

and they were worse off since that happened right after the Oblivion crisis

young pecan
#

The Stormcloak enlister will comment on this too

languid meadow
#

It's funny since the Stormcloaks fight for an empire god and not their own pantheon which barely anyone worships anymore

#

Talos is either a Breton or a Nord iirc but either way he's an Imperial god

young pecan
#

Picking Stormcloak for the rp is cool and all but people will genuinely defend that route as sensible

#

Baffles me

dapper gyro
#

Stormcloak and Imperial have the same goal using different method. However, Stormcloak see people who don't follow their way as their enemy... so yeah.

young pecan
#

Yeah on top of being divisive of social groups, it's divisive of Skyrim's potential amassed power to stand up for itself

#

Starting a civil war right after the Illuminati just prone boned the region's forces and we had to sign a treaty to not die

#

Smart

languid meadow
#

piss elves

raven stone
dapper gyro
#

I think I will start a new Skyrim playthrough.

plush mason
raven stone
plush mason
#

yeah

raven stone
#

A boss hound fight will be ugly

#

Imagine a boss massed size thing jumping all over the place…well, even moreso than Chaos Spawn.

#

Will probably be as difficult/harder than the Twins.

#

Then it gets added to Havoc

median star
median star
sacred bluff
#

@storm jungle i watched a little of that lamenters video, do they care about humans more than salamanders

storm jungle
#

Their entire gimmick is "they care about people" so lol

dapper gyro
#

So much so it gets to the point of negligence and get people killed.

hallow plover
#

the real lamenting is because it's pain to paint their color scheme

opaque coyote
#

So

Is there a case of Space Marines like still maintaining their sense of fear?

green loom
#

....for space marines

opaque coyote
#

Like is there a chance for the indoctrination for removing fear to just not work

#

Cause I was thinking of a coward Marine ironically enough

green loom
#

Like they're still space marines

green loom
#

They just get forced enough self control to ignore it

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
#

then well uh

#

they'll die easily because they decided to charge some big monster

#

instead of using tactics

green loom
#

Tbf they do die super easily

opaque coyote
#

well die eaiser

#

*easier

green loom
#

Because a lot of them get cocky

#

Which I feel like is by design

opaque coyote
#

enough to make the brainwashing more ineffectual

#

He's just really good at faking it

#

"Okay, we charge straight at the tyranid swarm! For the Emperor!"

#

"Yeah... for the emperor guys! I'll just... be here. Watching the flank!"

#

"Yeah... the flank."

#

Actually that's just Cain again

#

but buffer

#

fuck

dapper gyro
#

Space Marines do know fear.

vagrant fox
#

30k ones do seem to have the whole fear thing happen a few times

#

I'm pretty sure I've read about 40k ones experiencing fear but not being affected by it, or having the training and indoctrination tonot let let it phase them. I forgor

dapper gyro
#

When Gman woke up, even Chaos Marines felt fear.

storm jungle
#

"Astartes do not run!"

#

"THEY DO FROM THIS!"

dapper gyro
#

Tactical retreat...

vagrant fox
#

It's funny, the World Eaters charging at Angron and everyone else running

summer mural
#

2ND COMPANY! We hold this ground in the name of the PRIMARCH!

summer mural
#

" There is no end to them"
" There is , we shall FIND IT"