#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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no

rose thorn
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Like

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Not mine btw

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Let me check if the termites are taller than primaris

vagrant fox
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Are those joytoys any good

crystal forum
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if you like oversized action figures

vagrant fox
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Nah

rose thorn
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TERMIES ARE SO SHORT

vagrant fox
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I just want some warhams merch or commission some ocs, I'm indecisive

rose thorn
astral burrow
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meh, doesnt hurt anyone.

rose thorn
astral burrow
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got my first non combat kill, that will taint my run forever

nocturne crest
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I wonder if the Grey Knights will get more stuff this year.

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Also, is the faction called Gray knights over in the states?

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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Eventually, sometime after the most based and blessed Black Templars

storm jungle
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but

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they already got an update

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did you guys miss it?

vagrant fox
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I do not acknowledge the babycarrier

astral burrow
storm jungle
astral burrow
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it is 3 am i been doing nothing but exploring the lower levels for like an hour

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i am tired as shit

storm jungle
nocturne crest
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Yes. They could have done more to make it better.

storm jungle
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Best they can do

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😔

astral burrow
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say, if i watch lore videos

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will i potentially spoil some books i might wanna read in the future?

vagrant fox
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When the new factory opens and pollutes the planet to make more plastic mans the GK might get a new sprue

storm jungle
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but considering the big stake books they spoil you wont miss much

vagrant fox
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Some at least warn about spoilers

astral burrow
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i see

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idek if i wanna read any of the books rn lol

storm jungle
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just watch Arbitrator Ian!!!!

astral burrow
astral burrow
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in my list

storm jungle
astral burrow
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but i do wanna read at least some books

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sweet

storm jungle
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Yeah just pick ones from there or ask in the channel

astral burrow
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i dont think i wanna do that

storm jungle
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coward

nocturne crest
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Should just give the GK Contemptor Dreadnoughts.

astral burrow
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i regret the 1 dollar i spent on this dlc

astral burrow
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season pass was cheaper than the dlc itself by a long shot lmao

storm jungle
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oh my god

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its a good DLC

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stop WHINING

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WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE

astral burrow
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she is so LAME

storm jungle
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stop having no taste

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fucking fishloving ass

astral burrow
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i hope the other dlc will have a better companion

storm jungle
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Im gonna send kibellah to cut your toes at night

rose thorn
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GW needs to just say if GKs are getttunh an update or not

astral burrow
storm jungle
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not on my watch

vagrant fox
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Artists are nerds who should be bullied

nocturne crest
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Honestly, would the dreadknight look better if the GK pilot had their legs closer together?

vagrant fox
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I ought to find one for commissions though

nocturne crest
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From an "A" leg position to a "11"

crystal forum
# rose thorn

that's just grey knights not having been refreshed since before primaris

vagrant fox
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For me, dreadknights and centurions need to be totally changed to look good

astral burrow
storm jungle
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YES, ME!

astral burrow
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i depicted myself as the innocent child having fun

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and you as the wojak

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i win

storm jungle
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thats not a wojak!!!

nocturne crest
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The Grey knight models are over 10 years old.

astral burrow
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huh, i lived

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nice

nocturne crest
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I know what's going to happen.

astral burrow
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i dont

nocturne crest
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They'll make a Grey Knights Kill-team.

astral burrow
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i am excited

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i want combat already

storm jungle
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kill the homeless people NOW

vagrant fox
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The rumour engine shoe is grey knights

astral burrow
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it is my duty to take care of these people

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in the grim dark world of the far future, there is only kindness and joy

distant marsh
young pecan
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Hook line and sinker

astral burrow
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damn it i became a death cultist?

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didnt even get an option smh

astral burrow
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oh got the rash cured by ||praying||

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crazy

distant marsh
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How would you rate that game from 1 to 10 and can I fashion my units however I like?

astral burrow
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the armors show up on them

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and you can build them yeah

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but you cant change your own looks later without mods

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party size is huge too

young pecan
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It's six people right?

astral burrow
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back on the bridge, yay

astral burrow
plush mason
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6 active party slots

astral burrow
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i have 6 people rn

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will switch a few eventually

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well 6 including me

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alright, gave orders, hope the situation of the compartment gets better

rose thorn
astral burrow
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god, i cant move between 2 planets without getting a side mission smh

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damn i liked this man but he kinda sucks (rogue trader)

storm jungle
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Abelard is an awful person

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he refers to lower deck people as "subhuman"

astral burrow
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yeah

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i kinda wanna kill his ass

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someone from 40k meets a decent human being for once and are flabbergasted

outer wave
plush mason
astral burrow
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he is worse than dogmatic

plush mason
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so he is actually a decent dude as far as the imperium goes

astral burrow
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i will show him what decent is

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i am buying everything my profit factor allows me

plush mason
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yes always do that

astral burrow
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sold everythig to the fellowship lol

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should have saved some for future factions now that i think

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but meh

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how the hell does a sister of battle NOT have heavy armor proficiency

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so silly

storm jungle
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shes perfect the way she is

astral burrow
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i am gonna teach her about human decency!

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and how to be a chill guy with no enemies

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oh no a person on this planet wants me to tell her about a person on another planet

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guess i am going back

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to the rykad minoris i go

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btw should i sell the sisters bolter?

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she really called a random soldier "peasant"

rose thorn
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Hey which AOS army should I finish next KO, Fyreslayers, khrone, or Sylvaneth, all of these I have at about 1k

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Gitz, skaven, and tzeentch are off the table since they are pretty expensive compared to the others

outer wave
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Giants?

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Forgot their AoS name

rose thorn
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Sons of behemoth, I ahve 0 points in those lmao

outer wave
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Oh you said finish, not start my bad

rose thorn
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It’s good

outer wave
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Which is your oldest army?

rose thorn
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Not counting stormcasts and kruleboyz?

outer wave
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Mhm

rose thorn
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Khrone weirdly

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I have alot of them and I don’t know why

vagrant fox
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Lumineth sweep

rose thorn
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It’s really up there for cheap armies

young pecan
rose thorn
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It’s everywhere on eBay

young pecan
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At least from what I remember

outer wave
rose thorn
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I just need to buy the new spearhead, their terrian endless spells, and the demons boarding patrol

outer wave
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Not too expensive, are they?

rose thorn
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I’d have like,,, 1.5k of demons and of humans

rose thorn
outer wave
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Nice

rose thorn
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Night haunt is #1 because all their stuff got nerfed

outer wave
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Oooof

rose thorn
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It’s. Good because it’s the most noob friendly army in the game

outer wave
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Mmm I see I see

opaque coyote
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Y'know I've always thought that maybe they could recreate the Emperor via the Shaman trial

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But I'm thinking that

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If it's still canon

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The Shaman Trial was probably only a thing that made a perpetual

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Not necessarily an Emperor tier being

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Just somebody who can respawn basically

outer wave
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Making Emperor-lite clones the same way Trench Crusade has Meta-Christs

opaque coyote
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Basically I like to think that the Emperor basically had to grind for his power

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And that he just started off as just some dude

astral burrow
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in rogue trader

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are shotguns considered area attacks

opaque coyote
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Who had some vague memories of a past life whenever he got "recreated"

rose thorn
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Wiay

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Sorry I just noticed how raging racist that is

opaque coyote
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Basically I like to think that for a while he basically was just

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Normal for a bit

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Until around Alexander the Great when he realized

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"Holy shit. I'm actually immortal!"

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Went crazy with said conquering

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""died""

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And then respawn realizing

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"Yeah I probably shouldn't do that again."

opaque coyote
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A club

rose thorn
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What’s his name form invincible

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Ll

opaque coyote
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Kinda similar to things like the Illuminati but they spend 95% of their meetings

rose thorn
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Mr immortal

opaque coyote
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Smoking weed or something

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And only 5% of it actually doing what conspiracy theorists expect

opaque coyote
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Considering that he didn't stop Jim Crow

rose thorn
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I THOGUHT IT WAS SO FUNNY

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THERES A CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT ABRAHAMA LINCON FAKED HIS OWN DEATH SO HE CAN LIVE WITH HIS GAY LOVER

opaque coyote
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Although I also think it's implied that the Immortal grew more powerful as time went on.

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Which is probably why he only started being a superhero around like

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The 1900s

rose thorn
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Maybe he wanted to dodge people who recognize him as Abraham Lincoln

opaque coyote
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Which would

Basically be everyone

But yeah if you also had superpowers like flying

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Super strength

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Etc.

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Then I'm pretty sure the Immortal would've had more of an effect

rose thorn
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After JFK was killed everyone thoguht every hot guy was jfk and now that’s like

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Not a thing

crystal forum
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that is possibly the wildest sentence i have seen while coming back to this channel

arctic talon
arctic talon
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Reasoning; I like the trees

opaque coyote
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Based on this image apparently

opaque coyote
lofty mason
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Would Plasteel and Ceramite be useful in real life, and do we have anything that are close to those two?

celest dome
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Both would be good construction materials

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Plasteel more than Ceramite though.
Just Steelw with plastic proprieties, light, easy to form, good resistance when set...

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And as its not plastic, no microplastics in your lungs and balls

languid meadow
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You'll take my microplastics from my cold dead hands

celest dome
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More like cold dead balls clown_hadron

astral burrow
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Morning

queen laurel
astral burrow
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Hi hi

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What a lovely day to appreciate cassia

dapper gyro
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Stapling steel plates are pretty much plasteel. With the level of protection provided from the fluff, it doesn't need to be any "uber" steel.

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Ceramite is like the 40k fancy name for metal based ceramic. The tungsten carbide, Silicon carbide, boron carbide and many other stuff are already being used as weapons and/or protective equipment like body armour.

astral burrow
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Forgot how funny the Hitler scene in Wolfenstein 2 is

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Is he supposed to even be that old?

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How old would he be in 1961?

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"I am from Arizona"

median star
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72

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not the most graceful ageing

astral burrow
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20 years older than blazkowicz

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You would think with their current technology they could afford the best health for him and not get him to look like a senile old man peeing on the floor

storm jungle
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Hes too paranoid.

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He probably didnt want it lol

astral burrow
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True

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Wow that second actor who played the part actually did great

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He looks like blazkowicz too lmao

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Blazko riding a tricycle lmao

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Hitler shooting people all willy nilly is killing me lmao

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God they made him hilarious it is funny

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And despicable

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Hope we get to kill him

hallow basin
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I find that scene to be the equivalent of those caricatures of Hitler from the 40s, but instead of being funny it's just awkward

astral burrow
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It is both

storm jungle
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Its pretty much intentional tbh.

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its largely to ridicule him as a senile old man

arctic talon
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He’s a drug addict as well

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Hitler was on a lot of shit

queen laurel
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You're telling me this high bumbling buffoon was able to command a powerful army?

celest dome
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Hitler was on all the shit they had

celest dome
queen laurel
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let the subordinates do all the work

raven stone
astral burrow
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In youngblood that one woman does tell blazkowiczs daughters that "you are the daughters of the man who killed Hitler"

raven stone
raven stone
astral burrow
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That sucks

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Killing Hitler off screen is crazy

raven stone
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Eh, not as stupid as my recent decision to infect myself with the heretek scrapcode...

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...known as League of Legeneds Wild Rift :p.

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No, I am not a sweaty rank climber

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But I still find the casual PVP fun

storm jungle
astral burrow
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Was enough to hate it

astral burrow
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Short, portable, looks better

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Time for the last mission of new colossus I suppose

storm jungle
raven stone
astral burrow
astral burrow
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But got boring

raven stone
# astral burrow I only played Jax

Started with Lux, switched to Seraphine. Miss Fortune if I get dropped into 3rd choice Dragon (Support/Mid/Dragon my preferred 3).

Yes I got into it for thr Star Guardian skins :p

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Can't be bothered to Baron or Jungle unless forced by game assignment

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(Or teammate asks to swap, which in casual matches...it's casual)

astral burrow
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Jax is peak

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Simple and cool

astral burrow
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Odin down let's goooo

tough haven
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Accurate

astral burrow
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And why is he the emperor

raven stone
# tough haven

Yea, that moment was pretty much Lionel going literal Cowboy Cop in Macragge area

rocky gale
rocky gale
# astral burrow Who is sanguinius

Sanguinius is Primarch of the Blood Angels, there was a period during the Horus Heresy where the Warp was storming causing Guilliman and Sanguinius to be cut off from Terra and they could only assume Horus had conquered it. So they proclaimed a new Empire with Sanguinius at it's head.

raven stone
tough haven
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Not joking

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Look up an image of this mf

rocky gale
tough haven
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The imperium will be like “we can tolerate no warp corruption” when looking at Magnus, but sure, this guy’s perfectly ok

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Not deviated from the human form at all

rocky gale
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He's an angel

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Get dunked on nerdgron

rocky gale
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Not really, they thought the war was lost and were basically planning to rebuild in their corner of the galaxy and since Sanguinius was literally an Angel he was chosen as the Regent to rule as the figurehead

astral burrow
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What happened when they regained connection?

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Did he step down easily?

rocky gale
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They pretty much realised the war was ongoing and rushed to help

astral burrow
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What did the emperor think of that?

rocky gale
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Sanguinius basically ended up leading the defence at the Siege of Terra

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Well not leading, but holding the line

astral burrow
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Literal angels exist huh

rocky gale
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He was a mutant who developed wings, but he was also a son of the Emperor, so yea he was seen as an Angel rather than a Mutant

queen laurel
rocky gale
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Oh yea there are also living Saints as well

astral burrow
rocky gale
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It helps that he was a total Chad

astral burrow
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Navigators and this

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So many exceptions smh

queen laurel
astral burrow
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And when they are pretty as hell

spare osprey
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Kill the really ugly homeless mutant and indenture the kinda iffy useful mutant

rocky gale
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Yea, the Empire are massive hypocrites

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As is the Emperor

astral burrow
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Hate him

spare osprey
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We’re “different”

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We have BETTER racism

astral burrow
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We have space marines

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And space marines

raven stone
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Hang on dumb question

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What was the plot excuse used to rapidly move Sanguinius and his legion back to Terra quickly

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When Guilliman and Lion had to arrive late?

plush mason
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warpstorms iirc

spare osprey
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So they weren’t impeded by the ruinstorm

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Gman tried to make his way to Terra despite it iirc

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Lion just went around killing shit, not trying to go to Terra

plush mason
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wasnt it Russ that was leading the reinforcement fleet to Terra?

nocturne crest
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I thought it was Gulliman, Russ and the Lion?

plush mason
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yeah 3 seperate fleets i think

raven stone
nocturne crest
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I know it was Sanguinus, Dorn, Khan and Vulkan on Terra.

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Ferrus was dead.

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Not sure where Corax was.

raven stone
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That is correct, though Vulkan did not have his legion with him.

Corax was also running around killing Traitors

nocturne crest
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On Terra or in space?

plush mason
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and it worked about as well as you can expect

raven stone
nocturne crest
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Time for an AU where Corax killed Horus

raven stone
# plush mason and it worked about as well as you can expect

Indeed. Had his backside handed to him and THEN had to try to reach Terra again.

Though TBF IIRC Russ had some other secret mission where Emps also gave him a special spear or something that can purge the corruption out of Horus or whatnot.

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So that mission isn't entirely unreasonable.

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(Yes this spear will eventually be remembered as the Spear of Russ)

dapper gyro
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Wasn't Vulkan captured?

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Corax legion is so shattered that he can't go head on combat, which limited his option to go to terra. They were also dealing with Apha legion.

tough haven
plush mason
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exactly what i meant

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it worked, kinda

raven stone
rocky gale
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Oh damn, Cities finally gettin an ability to buff having a mixed unit army

raven stone
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Huh

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GW actually realising mixed armies need mixed buff rules

queen laurel
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Artillery buffs

raven stone
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looks in copium fuelled hunger for Imperial Agents

rocky gale
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Na, only AoS gets good rules and models nowadays

rocky gale
nocturne crest
spare osprey
astral burrow
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Is would just health?

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Wound

astral burrow
spare osprey
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Mhm

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You lose a wound per point of damage

astral burrow
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Naming everything smth fancy smh

rose thorn
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ppl in teh r/aos server seem really appy with the sign of the future

queen laurel
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They need it man

rose thorn
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it sjust a fundimental problem with the army

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but yeah im rpetty sure i can guess who is getting a new warscroll

rocky gale
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Kruleboyz are tomorrow right?

rocky gale
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Hopefully it's good

queen laurel
rocky gale
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Wait..

rose thorn
queen laurel
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they are the only faction that were really related to swamps

queen laurel
rose thorn
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its probbaly murknob, killaboss on gnashtoof, killaboss, hobgrots

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those are all like on the list

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if we get a hobgrot battleformation ill be hte happest person in teh world

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the gimmick regiiment is almost good

rocky gale
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Only just noticed they changed the weapon profile for the Freeguild Cavaliers as well

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1 less attack but hit on 3+ instead of 4+

arctic talon
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Huh

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Interesting

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I’m ngl the ghyran version looks better

queen laurel
arctic talon
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I’ve seen the stuff

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I just haven’t been paying super close attention to the sheets tbh

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All I know is that nighthaunt players were pogging out over their sheets

rocky gale
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Weren't nighhaunt pogging anyway

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With their 98% winrate or whatever it was

astral burrow
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God rules are so much

arctic talon
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And olyander’s husband got turned into a smashy character

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For his variant sheet

queen laurel
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5 attack that hits on threes

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Wounds on threes

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has rend 2

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and has three damage

arctic talon
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They don’t even call olynder his wife in the warscroll lmao

queen laurel
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I pray to God anyone who gets hit with this

arctic talon
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Though I suppose neither of them are a fan of the fact they’re married

queen laurel
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nagash did the big funny and found it funny

arctic talon
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Yes

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Nagash made them

queen laurel
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he doesn't have one

arctic talon
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Such is the power of nagash

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Thank god the Combat Patrol still has Tzaangors in it, I was getting worried

arctic talon
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At least it’s only 4 tzaangors

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Frogge

queen laurel
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i'm picking the right

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100% of the time

arctic talon
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Tzaangor enlightened are actually good

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Lol

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Normal tzaangors have uh

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Utility I guess

queen laurel
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it's a spell that allows you to turn them into a frog

queen laurel
raven stone
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So Orc Shamans, High Elves, Grail Damsels, Chaos Wizards, Skaven etc. etc.

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I suppose for Lizardmen it is kind of worse? It’s like a de-evolution.

astral burrow
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Gonna start fallout 4

arctic talon
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Chaos knight reveals next week

outer wave
arctic talon
outer wave
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How do you mean exactly?

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You think getting rid of them would just be stripping chaos players of cultist options? That's pretty true, but let's assume that you couldn't get rid of Tzaangors in this hypothetical.

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But you had to spice them up in some way, shape, or form

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What would you do?

rocky gale
outer wave
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Ah fair

rocky gale
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But the problem with Tzaangors isn't really a problem with Tzaangors, it's that the rest of the Ksons range is rather limited

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You fix it by giving them other units to run instead of needing Tzaangors

outer wave
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Could be nice to see actual dedicated human cultists to mix it up a little bit

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Or I guess an updated line of Rubrics, but I don't think they look awful

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Rubric Helbrute/Dreads would be very cool

rocky gale
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Like this is their complete roster, most of them are generic Chaos units with the word Thousand Sons infront of it

outer wave
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Yeah a large chunk of them are pretty generic

rocky gale
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Their Faction unique non HQ units are bassicaly Rubric, Tzaangors, Scrab Terms and Enlightened Tzaangor

astral burrow
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Fallout 4 is... interesting so far

rocky gale
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So half their non HQ units are Tzaangors

astral burrow
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Having the player actually talk is a nice change for once

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Was tired of silent protags lol

outer wave
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Not Daemon engines might you, basically big warp powered robots made in a collab with Here-teks

rocky gale
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Chaos Spawn and mutants could be expanded on for Thousand Sons

arctic talon
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Of being tsons cultists

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The mortal followers and hanger ons

outer wave
arctic talon
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The cult of mutation is literally a thing

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In the tsons lol

outer wave
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I know they are

arctic talon
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Shame they’re not really represented

outer wave
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Just you don't see it enough on the table-exactly!!

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These guys would absolutely experiment on fellas and make weird new lifeforms

arctic talon
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Tsons just need more, they’re the oldest cult legion range and they’re the second least complete

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Lol

outer wave
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Yeaaah

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I still think the look of the Helbrute in SM2 seems off, and I absolutely blame GW for that one lmao

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I NEED MORE FREAKS IN MY BLUE FREAKS ARMY

outer wave
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Lore question: beasts of nurgle basically become bitter because everything they touch turns to shit in a literal sense, right? Don't they play and frolick with each other, nurglings, GUOs, etc? Are they simply neglected by them?

nocturne crest
# queen laurel yeah uh

If you could the TS two unique units/vehicles/characters, is there anything you think that could work?

celest dome
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And there aren't as many GUO as Beasts

outer wave
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I get plaguebearers not being able to do much due to their rigorous counting, but I almost feel they need an actual caretaker

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Could be a fun character that specializes in beasts of nurgle

late osprey
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in general i've always been a supporter of trying to balkanize cultist and marine rosters

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because otherwise trying to play exclusively one or the other is just gimping yourself

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if i want my Dark Legion of Evil i shouldnt feel obligated to take filthy peasants

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and vice versa

nocturne crest
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Does anyone remember hearing about a forge world that just built nothing but rhinos that got taken over by chaos?

sweet basin
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Hey which space marine chapters prefer thunder hammers?

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I think salamanders are one of them just wondering if there are others?

vagrant fox
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I think Iron Hands use a few, something about the Storm Wardens from the Deathwarch RPG pings thunderhammer for me

sweet basin
vagrant fox
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Yea, unknown founding date or primogenitor

sweet basin
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Do you know if the white scars would ever use a thunder hammer?

late osprey
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because they're all super scottish

vagrant fox
vagrant fox
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I can't find my deathwatch books oh well

sweet basin
vagrant fox
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na, lexi is a good backup

sweet basin
storm jungle
sweet basin
astral burrow
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Okay, guys

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How do I stop making new characters in rogue trader

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I don't wanna end up like bg3 where I never finish a run lmao

arctic talon
#

Marines at the end of the day aren’t that picky

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If it’s designed to kill and it kills stuff good you’ll see it in a chapters arsenal

sweet basin
arctic talon
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Yeah

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But asking if “they would ever” is the wrong way to go about it

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The answer is yes always to that

astral burrow
#

Kinda wanna do a ministorum priest dogmatic run already...

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Ugh

languid meadow
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LOCK IN

astral burrow
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The run will take ages...

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Really into the whole zealot vibe rn

nocturne crest
#

I wonder if it would make sense for GW to release something like Totally Accurate Battlegrounds, but set in Commorragh

dapper gyro
#

Does it need to make sense?

winter pine
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Orphan torture not staving off the soul drain as good as it used to, they gotta mix it up

golden imp
#

Saintic pysker supremacy

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I love the 1 action word of emperor that just makes everyone hype every turn

opaque coyote
# winter pine Bored Drukhari archon sets up a battle royale just for the hell of it? Yeah they...

"Inferior Monkeigh, Green skins, cousins, and other various races I cannot bother to know. As you all know, you have all been trapped and tortured by us for... a long, long time.

But sometimes, even we get bored of hearing your screams. You see, we can't have you permanently stuck without hope. It gets boring watching you stop screaming because you've broken down mentally. Which is why we have got something different for you. Hope... if you dare call it that in your primitive tongues.

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"We have cleared out one of our smaller sub-spaces connected to Commoragh. And we've decided that you all have a chance to escape."

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"Yes that's right! One chance to finally be free from us. No strings attached! But what's the catch you all wonder? Well... you see. You need to earn it."

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"You will all be placed in the subspace. We will drop various weapons from your inferior races, and even a couple of our own. You simply need to kill each other, until the last one remains."

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"Only one can go free, and only one can truly live."

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"Ah... now there are your faces of terror. Now that's a new sensation that fills my soul with joy~"

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"So pray to your meaningless and non-existent gods, break in insanity or steady yourself, prepare yourself for a grand game.

We do hope you'll entertain us~"

dapper gyro
#

Laati, focus on your novel, who knows if GW will one day hire you?

nocturne crest
#

Maybe Laati will get hired as the head writer for "Commorragh survivors", which is what I'm calling the game until something better comes out..

opaque coyote
#

I'm imagining that the battle Royale will actually be filled with a ton of weapons from various different races.

I will imagine the low tier weapons being like

Imperial autoguns, Kroot weapons, etc.

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But as it goes up, it becomes more destructive

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I can imagine top tier weapons being stuff like Grav cannons

nocturne crest
#

Would you add vehicles for more spice?

opaque coyote
#

If I was the director.

Yeah.

Although maybe I would also make it so that

Actual ranged weapons are rarer and it's mostly melee

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Do you guys remember the Culling

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Before the developer decided to become brain dented

dapper gyro
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Yes

nocturne crest
#

What about making it so you can use the ammo in the ranged weapon and that's it. No ammo boxes.

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Damn. The culling has been shut down for 6 years.

opaque coyote
#

Oh yeah.

I would also imagine that you could call in supply drops depending on the amount of people you murdered.

opaque coyote
nocturne crest
#

Unless they were modified to explode after being shot too much.

arctic talon
#

if there was to be a 40k BR then yeah it being run by a very bored Drukhari Archon or Succubus makes the most sense

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tbh

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

or even haemonculi lol

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though the haemonculi being bored prolly wouldn't result to things as boring as violence

nocturne crest
#

Hell, you could set different games modes for it.

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One is a BR mode and another is something like DBD.

opaque coyote
#

Also would imagine there being other races with their own starting bonuses.

Orks would be the best in melee but would have worse aim as a result

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That type of shit

arctic talon
#

gun size matters/hj

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Orks can't use some guns because their fingers can't fit in the trigger

nocturne crest
arctic talon
#

I'm joking

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

a very elaborate Wych Cult event could be a Battle royale lol

nocturne crest
#

You know GW would turn that into a boardgame if they could.

arctic talon
#

steal a planet or massive chunk of land

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not really

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wouldn't work as a boardgame lol

opaque coyote
#

I can imagine an Ork literally just

Slicing off the era where there's the finger hold

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And just keeping the trigger part

arctic talon
#

just pull it off

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lol

opaque coyote
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

jokes aside I'd assume they'd make species mostly cosmetic

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because like

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some species used in those gladitorial death matches are just objectively better biologically lol

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like a Clawed fiend vs a normal human

opaque coyote
#

Yeah true it would be harder to balance.

Generally I just imagined

Humans, Ork, Eldar, and T'au.

Humans being balanced

Orks cannot aim for shit but has melee bonuses to compensate.

Eldar do higher damage but also would be considered a glass cannon.

T'au being the opposite of Orks. Good at Ranged, worse at Melee.

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Ignore the lore that T'au just have shittier eyesight in general

arctic talon
#

Eldar would be more durable then humans lore wise 💀

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the case is for lore accuracy or gameplay

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I'd rather it just be all cosmetic

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lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Well it doesn't matter

opaque coyote
#

Ork gonna be bigger than humie

arctic talon
#

fortnite has fucked up hitboxes

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no one gives a shit

opaque coyote
#

Also to make it interesting for once.

Yeah I'm thinking of the winner actually canonically being sent to like

A livable planet

Like the Deldar just plop them in some random hive world

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"have fun"

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Instead of just teleporting them into lava

arctic talon
#

the winner gets to become a bodyguard for the Archon/Succubus who arranged the whole thing

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lol

nocturne crest
#

Not turned into something else?

opaque coyote
#

I also thought about appearances being randomized

Because like

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Whoever dies actually does just die

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And then you play as just another poor soul

opaque coyote
#

Realizing that they're gonna just be tortured again and just kill themselves

arctic talon
#

Lol

nocturne crest
#

Oh.

arctic talon
#

Wych cults usually just kill all the surviving prisoners

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When it’s all said and done

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99% of the time there are no survivors

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Unless you count the Wych performers

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Lol

nocturne crest
#

Huh. Learnt something new.

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I figured they would keep fighting until they died or the Dark Eldar got bored of them.

nocturne crest
#

Do the dark eldar have anything such as chariot races?

dapper gyro
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You are the chariot.

arctic talon
#

with jetbikes

raven stone
#

They race with jetbikes, but probably line the racing route with slaves to maim/torture for bonus style points.

Not cheating or scoring said bonus points is, naturally, looked down upon.

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So, you know, feel free to sever the heads of 5 slaves whilst doing a sick 180 sky flip in the process of "accidentally" maiming a compeitor with the Jetbike's built in weapon

golden imp
#

Actually, as far as cheating and back stabbing goes for the dark eldar

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I know everyone does it, is it looked down upon to be caught doing it or do they just kill each other at feasts in broad daylight

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Like are they all sneaky and make everything look like an accident or do they just drive by each other firing their weapons broad side

raven stone
#

I don’t think they differentiate that much, probably.
The sneakiness part is usually a necessity, though, if there are political implications of a direct kill

golden imp
#

Yeah that’s what I wondering if there were any sort of implications they even cared about

sour hornet
#

A sloppy assassination is seen as a sign of incompetence, more so because it shows a lack of skill. A good open slaughter is better than a poorly executed assassination.

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To cut a long story short, Asdrubael Vect faked his death, only to come back dramatically and wholesale slaughter a shit ton of Drukhari.

rose thorn
#

TOMOORW IS THE KRULEBOYZ UPDATE

opaque coyote
#

For Deldar, backstabbing and manipulation is basically another language that you're required to be fluent in

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If your husband/wife hasn't tried to poison your drink, send an assassin after you, or even attack you.

Then he doesn't love you smh

arctic talon
#

If your killing someone directly then its a show of force

crystal forum
#

what are these gay ass tags next to some usernames

languid meadow
#

guilds I think they're called

crystal forum
#

nah it's new

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look at this shit

languid meadow
#

well I know the feature is new just I remember the official discord account called them guilds

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idk if they gave them a new name or not

crystal forum
#

"server tag"

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literally what purpose

languid meadow
#

holy thumbs down

nocturne crest
#

Oh no.

crystal forum
#

i should get one that says MOD so everyone thinks im a moderator

nocturne crest
crystal forum
#

look ma i'm a fucking dev

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i develop darktide AMA

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literally people only join the server for the tag

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like what is the point of this feature

nocturne crest
#

*When.

crystal forum
#

they're already in game

#

you're indentured

arctic talon
nocturne crest
#

Has development started on DT2?

arctic talon
#

genuinely who tf knows

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

wolf

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shut up i'm the dev here

crystal forum
#

expect an announcement by 2028

nocturne crest
#

Will there be an Admech twink?

crystal forum
#

yes

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hadron's bf

nocturne crest
#

Will there be xenos?

crystal forum
#

no

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you will fight a different chaos god

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but im not allowed to tell you which one

vagrant fox
#

Pretend I have the dev cuckmark
It's malice goons you're fighting next time

opaque coyote
#

I don't hate the idea of Malice

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Like

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It makes sense to me

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Since the scientific definition of Chaos is basically entropy

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So it makes sense to have a Chaos God that wants to end Chaos

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And I really wish they would play with it more often instead of just leaving it existing

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But I'm not John Warhammer

opaque coyote
#

"He will help reforge your weapons. If you dare insult him, I will lobotomize you."

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"Okay, time to drink some oil margaritas"

vagrant fox
#

They can't do anything with Malal or Malice or whichever was the 40k one, copyright stuff allegedly

arctic talon
#

Malal is dead as fuck and was never in 40K

vagrant fox
#

Malal it was

arctic talon
#

Sons of Malice show up every once in a while

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To do their thing

queen laurel
#

yeah

vagrant fox
#

I think they tread carefully because of the copyright thing but idk about UK laws

arctic talon
#

Their last real major appearance was in a book in 7e

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But for the other stuff

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Sons of malice show up randomly in warzone/crusade books

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Or get mentioned in rulebook lore

vagrant fox
#

Bring back Kaleb Daark is all that must be done

queen laurel
#

They didn't even think of using anything useful

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For the replacement

vagrant fox
#

It is a bit redundant, chaos fights itself regardless

queen laurel
#

But like that's the latest biggest face they had

arctic talon
#

They showed up in the fall of Cadia stuff yeah

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

YOU CAN JUST MAKE HH WORD BEARERS INTO EXORCISTS HUH

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Like

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They are 90% of the way there

crystal forum
winter pine
#

Sons of Malice had a cool aesthetic, wish we'd get more from GW about them

median star
#

what if instead they were the sons of whimsy and joy

young pecan
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sons of kindness and good intent

opaque coyote
#

The perfect organism

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I admire its purity (of brain cells)

astral burrow
#

Adorable orange car

languid meadow
#

Xenokitty

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Xenomorphs and the whole universe of aliens is so fascinating

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The factions are also funny

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Galaxy map made from the Alienrpg

winter vessel
#

i'd say they're the first of creating the most sinister method of multiplying in a deep space sci fi franchise

summer mural
#

sm2 holding the banner is peak testosterone
"There is no end to them,"
" There is, and WE SHALL FIND IT"

lofty mason
#

Are there any Astartes combat Psyker like Psyker in Dark Tide?

hexed orchid
astral burrow
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Besides astartes

celest dome
#

Yes

queen laurel
celest dome
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You have 3 grades

astral burrow
celest dome
#

Wyrdwane, Sanctioned (closest to our level) and Primaris

celest dome
queen laurel
astral burrow
#

Are darktide psykers even sanctioned anymore

celest dome
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They never were

astral burrow
astral burrow
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How so?

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Veteran was in the guard

queen laurel
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Degrades your body

celest dome
#

They live on the front line, aren't treated quite well, and using the Warp doesn't make you good looking

astral burrow
celest dome
queen laurel
astral burrow
#

Can't be sanctioned anywhere else?

queen laurel
#

and do you want me to spoil you?

celest dome
astral burrow
#

If it is about cassia, no

astral burrow
#

And even that is pretty

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I know she has gills and a weird third eye but still pretty

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She is uglier in most fanarts even

queen laurel
#

also she's like a very special case

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that's all i'm gonna spoil

astral burrow
celest dome
queen laurel
celest dome
#

But in any case, we aren't sanctioned

queen laurel
#

but as you can see

astral burrow
queen laurel
#

even being a mutant that has the biology to take into account the strain of being a navigator

astral burrow
#

Must be a buerocratic nightmare

queen laurel
#

They are mutating

astral burrow
#

However you spell

queen laurel
#

what do you think happens to a normal human

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that's why a biomancers are the only one that look good

astral burrow
#

Yeah I know how much navigators eventually mutate

celest dome
#

Burocratic

astral burrow
#

I hate burocracy

nocturne crest
#

Do you think the guard would have something like Tank Turret bunkers?

storm jungle
#

Definitely would, im pretty sure theres old official minis of it iirc

celest dome
#

Maybe part of Wall of Martyr ?

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Though more bunker with Saber turret

astral burrow
#

Hi dilara

shadow plover
#

there were these by Forge World

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a couple variants

queen laurel
nocturne crest
#

Make sense they would go with the Chimera's turret than a Leman Russ'.

queen laurel
#

they could literally have such control on their body that they can turn it into living metal

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But learning multiple psychic divinations isn't really easy

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so many psykers tend to stick to just one and favor it

nocturne crest
#

Odd question, but has there ever been a model that started life in one faction, but was moved to another?

celest dome
#

Do Imperial Agent count ?

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And boxed games ?

shadow plover
#

do Squats count pupper

#

they moved from 40k to 'munda

celest dome
#

Their models didnt

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

Rhinos used to be the de facto transport for almost every faction

queen laurel
#

because necromunda squats are leftovers

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that aren't kin

shadow plover
#

I know

celest dome
#

Don't think Squat count though

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Until an old model get rules for Munda or Votaan leagues

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Even if a refresh of one

astral burrow
shadow plover
#

Zoats used to be Tyranid army models

#

not sure if the current single Zoat model has any rules for large 40k

#

probably

#

but not sure for which faction

shadow plover
#

yes

queen laurel
#

Yeah it's Blackstone fortress apparently

shadow plover
#

The Archivist or whatever

queen laurel
#

yes

#

But it seems now that they are just trying to survive the Galaxy no longer fighting for someone or something

shadow plover
#

oh it's an unaligned unit

queen laurel
#

it seems all of them have went into hiding

shadow plover
#

I just meant in the general tabletop rules

rose thorn
#

ITS OUT

astral burrow
#

What is

queen laurel
#

the Kruleboyz ghyran

nocturne crest
rose thorn
#

Also Ossiarchs next

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Or skeleblights

crystal forum
#

as a warhammer fantasy developer i can confirm this

celest dome
nocturne crest
#

I'm just wondering if they'll give the hammerfest bunker to the guard.

astral burrow
#

White hair

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Besides old ag w

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Age

#

Is it possible in 40k?

storm jungle
#

Yes.

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Hair dye exists.

astral burrow
#

Natural I mean

storm jungle
#

Yeah you just need an excuse for it really

#

Genetic editing, some mutation, etc

queen laurel
#

Certainly not the craziest thing considering the the living conditions of humanity

astral burrow
queen laurel
sharp pollen
#

Dorn dyes hair

storm jungle
queen laurel
#

And they're let go

astral burrow
raven stone
#

Also high society can definitely and will definitely have access to dying products

#

At one point I debated having an anime pink haired Rogue Trader...

astral burrow
#

I like white hair when it is natural

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With exceptions but 40k doesn't have those

celest dome
#

Shock can also lead to early onset of white hair

shadow plover
#

Vindication

rocky gale
#

Knight and chaos knights committing the ultimate sin of not being Space Marines and as such getting only a single upgrade sprue each alongside their codex release

shadow plover
#

Knights don't really need a whole new chassis tbh

queen laurel
#

so this one really wants to get close

rocky gale
hexed orchid
#

Chaos knights never quite look Chaos enough to me

queen laurel
rocky gale
#

Chaos knights got 5/6 and Imps get 2/3

queen laurel
#

They look chaos enough for me

hexed orchid
#

Some of them could have been in the warp for centuries, millenia? And they got a couple of bonus teeth and some spikes

queen laurel
#

like extra flesh and some more stuff like that

hexed orchid
#

They don't all have to be, don't get me wrong but at least one super fucked up one would be cool

nocturne crest
#

It looks so cool.

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The head looks so gross.

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Gross in a good way.

hexed orchid
storm jungle
#

Mid!

#

🗣️

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

Dilara logged in, it's whinge o'clock angymorrow

storm jungle
#

You'd know Mr No-Taste

queen laurel
#

ah here's boss jerk the marine mangla and Dilara Brain basha at it again

#

welp it's time to get more popcorn

shadow plover
#

what's a mangla

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

I see

queen laurel
#

it's just ork pronunciation

shadow plover
spring cairn
#

gore mangala or something

rose thorn
#

Peak CSM

nocturne crest
#

I wonder if it would make sense for the guard to use civilian vehicles in a battle.

storm jungle
#

If they are desperate yeah

shadow plover
#

Cargo 8s have been used by the Guard, it is also available for civilians

nocturne crest
#

Does the imperium have any construction equipment?

#

Or is it all done by hand.

shadow plover
#

they do

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loads

queen laurel
#

very very clearly

shadow plover
#

they have giant machines that can flatten out square miles upon miles of land just to have a little celebration

#

or for landing sites

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etc

queen laurel
#

you can see a good chunk of them from gene stealers

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goliath trucks

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drills

storm jungle
nocturne crest
#

Tbh, I forgot Goliath trucks and I was thinking of that story with the necrons inspecting a golden shrine or tower that had human remains trapped within it.

storm jungle
#

Even beyond goliath trucks again they pretty much have most tech we do today.

#

Its again more old fashioned.

queen laurel
#

they have handheld drills that can punch holes through iron walls

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some of them straight up use laser mining

shadow plover
queen laurel
#

Is the best way of like being consistently undivided just mass sacrifices to all chaos gods

#

Because every time I read about the undivided subsection of chaos

storm jungle
#

No its just devoting anything you do to chaos as an entity

queen laurel
#

It's almost always like fighting and just sacrificing people

storm jungle
queen laurel
#

so you mean like instead of dedicating this decapitation to khorne

#

I dedicate it to the dark Gods something like that

storm jungle
#

Yeah.

#

Its all about where your "effort" goes/is devoted to really

queen laurel
#

I at least I have a better understanding of how they can keep their religious cohesion when they are in a pantheon that doesn't like to get along

tough haven
#

Cohesion?

#

What’s that?

nocturne crest
winter vessel
#

re-reading the first two Horus Heresy books makes me realize how much of a chill lad Tarik Torgaddon was.

shadow plover
#

it was from a cruise ship, that's the necron story you're most likely referring to because it is pretty much what you're describing

#

Torgaddon was great yeah

lofty mason
#

How powerful is our DT Pysker compared to every other Psyker in the Imperium?

shadow plover
#

not crazy strong but comparing it to every psyker in the imperium probably skews the scales a bit when most are probably to the latent/weak/barely any powers category

celest dome
winter vessel
#

I’d say an Eta class on the Psionic power scale

celest dome
#

Eta is more Wyrdwane Psykers

winter vessel
#

No wait not, Eta, Iota

celest dome
#

Iota is even weaker...

sly ivy
#

I hate the psionic power scale. Psychic powers are so individualized

celest dome
#

And are in the same class as Eta

sly ivy
#

It’s too much like dragonball

celest dome
#

Only for the Alpha + Bullshit

winter vessel
#

I really don’t see them as being very strong

#

Nor do I really look into much. The only thing I paid attention to was the funny shenanigans on D100 rolls for Psykers

sly ivy
#

My favorite thing about psychic power levels is that the Eldar are supposed to have way more warp juice in their souls in general — and I know they have to hold back bc of Slaanesh — but their shows of power in lore are like total shit compared to competent human psykers’ like Ravenor’s.

celest dome
#

Iota to Eta are supposed to be the Wyrdwane, which aren't able to do much on their own (like having multiple Wyrdwane to be able to Smite enemies)

#

Ours are able to do stuff on their own

sly ivy
#

Never mind, you know, Malcador.

celest dome
#

The same debate always happened with Sienna, she isn't as strong as main Table Top Magister, but she is quite stronger than the rpg ones

queen laurel
tough haven
#

Eldar are also supposedly on the same level of space marines when trained, but a single chapter is able to wipe out an entire craftworld easily

astral burrow
#

Do humans use bolters?

#

Normal guards

#

Or anyone that isn't a space marine

queen laurel
#

they do

queen laurel
astral burrow
#

Is that a commissar

#

Do the guard use any?

queen laurel
# astral burrow Do the guard use any?

yes Bolters are used as emplacement weapons, and can be found on vehicles

Stonetooth Harker is popular for lugging around a heavy Bolter like it's nothing while other humans need to brace themselves to fire a heavy bolter properly

#

even a common soldier can use a normal one

astral burrow
#

How can they even handle it

queen laurel
#

humans if they train themselves can achieve rather horrific showmanships of physical ability

astral burrow
#

Is it like lugging around an lmg?

queen laurel
#

Catachan a good example