40k-lore-chat

[astral burrow]

Doesn't china have terrible copyright laws

How did they even take action

[shadow plover]

There's more stuff here now

[green loom]

I don't think I trust SpikeyBits all that much

Since they source from Janovich

Hopefully the less serious guys can settle

[crystal forum]

what the fuck

why are they suing from florida

and it's one court filing for 270 combined sellers? does that mean they can all pool together resources to get a legal team?

oh they did it this way so all the sellers would be caught by surprise instead of slowly filing cases one at a time

what i really dont get though is how this would even affect all the chinese based resellers who can flat out ignore these sorts of lawsuits

[near wasp]

With the tarrifs the Chinese resellers are about the normal price of Warhammer

[dapper gyro]

In the US****

[near wasp]

Well it's a us lawsuit so

[rose thorn]

Also BELAKOR W!!!

[astral burrow]

Is GW based in US

[rose thorn]

No it’s British

[astral burrow]

Ah

[celest dome]

Had GW been from the US Chaos would have had all Russian names

With the Red scare

[queen laurel]

and the imperium would have way more gun variants

[near wasp]

And most the guns would actually make sense

flashbacks to the bullpup bolt gun

[hallow basin]

why would you make guns that make sense when you have DAoT tech that allows you to transcend silly things like mechanical logic of M3

[tight stratus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwVUQyLm96s

this is how it STARTS!

YOU FOOL

[storm jungle]

They were leaving a trail for him

[tough haven]

https://fxtwitter.com/Joetastic_/status/1920600449562128646

Joetastic #Mouthwashing brainrot era👄🧼 (@Joetastic_)

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[astral burrow]

Elaborate pls

[tough haven]

Pretty sure this is official lmao

[plush mason]

huh?

[tight stratus]

Genestealers are often meme'd to Jean-stealers. Stealing Jeans.

Genestealers notoriously work in the mines and wear and weaponize mining equipment

They're in every sector of society allegedly but I've yet to see police officer and firemen genestealer models

[median star]

what was the reason necrons made blackstone also able to amplify psykic stuff or was that part unintended

[spring cairn]

plot

[storm jungle]

Push down warp influence across the galaxy.

Read the lexicanum.

[spring cairn]

nah

go read the wiki on fandom

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

or go to r/grimdank

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Noctilith

[spring cairn]

Count Noctilith

[storm jungle]

[dapper gyro]

Don't know how to use it? Just smash it at the problem.

[spring cairn]

I'm going to triple edit you

https://tenor.com/view/whosmoreo-fortnite-montage-gif-26374983

[storm jungle]

[dapper gyro]

It is like using a loaded gun as a club because you don't know how to release the safety.

To be fair, it is not easy to activate the Blackstone fortress.

[celest dome]

Blackstone work like Obsidian in fantasy?

Make sense to develop a material that is able to dampen the main weapon/tech of your enemy

[median star]

two things is it a naturally occurring material it doesnt say it just says "found around galaxy" doesnt say if found in deposits or already apart of structures also if it is an artificial creation doesnt make sense to me for them to have made it to also amplify pyskics when most of it appears to be in defensive use

[storm jungle]

Who knows. Go ask the writers.

[median star]

lore purist doesnt know killing myself

[storm jungle]

[tough haven]

Daemons deadass flipped the switch From “on” to “reverse”

[tough haven]

They leave it vague so you can write it however you want

[tough haven]

I posted a Mouthwashing meme, and I’m pretty sure it was made by an official source

[median star]

feel like they shouldve caught that in the drafting part of development foolish tin cans

[tough haven]

🤷‍♂️ 40K isn’t about people being smart

I imagine it’s more like they took it apart and rewired it to do some sci-fi “reverse the polarity” BS

[median star]

can handheld weapons be made with blackstone or is it not very strong in that sense

[storm jungle]

Probably.

Next question.

[celest dome]

Aren't there Blackstone staves ?

[storm jungle]

There are null-staves

not sure about blackstone

[celest dome]

Null rods

[storm jungle]

yeah thats the one

[celest dome]

This obsidian rod perpetually crackles with anti-psychic energy, nullifying the Warp-spawned powers of psykers.

[storm jungle]

Yea though null-tech is its own thing

[celest dome]

It is obsidian 🙃

[storm jungle]

Yeah but is not said to be blackstone

so

[queen laurel]

i can smell it you know you're doing the religion and faith miracles are magic face right now

[celest dome]

Wait Faith miracle that the Sister use is the same thing as magic/psyker stuff

Miracles as a whole it depend

[storm jungle]

Its different.

somehow lol

its not explained

[celest dome]

The way they access it isn't the same, but it is leaning on a different method (like Warrior Priest in fantasy)

[queen laurel]

what about there's things like shalya

You pray and apparently some faith miracle happens and now you're cured

[spare osprey]

Miracles are fuckin crazy. A recent short story had a hospitaller bring her sisters back from the dead

[queen laurel]

that ain't magic that has to be faith right

[celest dome]

In fantasy it is magic or closer to sorcery

[median star]

if it was magic would that not just be necromancy to a degree

[celest dome]

Not exactly

Necromancy turn the dead into Undead, that was reviving

[queen laurel]

god you sound like Bardin

[celest dome]

To you does a Priest in DnD use magic or not

[queen laurel]

No because the way I see it it's just another form of non science related energy

That a person can handle

[median star]

would it still be faith if you pray for a miracle from one god but are granted it from a different god

[celest dome]

Except they still depend on the Weave to do magic (as if the Weave get unravelled all magic is stopped)

[celest dome]

Yes

[queen laurel]

yeah but that's magic I'm just saying like faith is a completely different power in DND is that like not the case in warhammer?

[celest dome]

Faith magic and sorcerery is just magic but having something taking care of the logistics

[queen laurel]

bloody zog you really are a dwarf

[celest dome]

Faith or divine magic in both BF and DnD still depend on the main magic source, the winds and the Weave respectively

[queen laurel]

i'm gonna have to head butt my head god damn it

[median star]

i reckon being poweful enough in magic can eventually warrent godhood

[queen laurel]

well not really

You can use magic yes but

Can you use it to the degree to the point that you can change the world to your image?

[median star]

i mean if powerful enough whos to stop or deny you but other more powerful gods

[tough haven]

💀 just had my unsanctioned psyker player ask if he could have been a part of the Grey Knights… “Wtf No! Why would he be? You aren’t a space marine, for one”

[queen laurel]

a fighter wearing anti magic armor

[tough haven]

Then he fr said “the grey knights have non SM associates”

[median star]

its almost the argument that high enough technology looks like magic to the uninitiated imo powerful enough sorcery or magic could be seen as godly to some

[tough haven]

Well yeah, you can 100% dupe the homeless people that you’re a god when you make one cease to exist

[celest dome]

In DnD I think yes, in BF it's less understood

[queen laurel]

not until i throw a sussur bark knife at their direction

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-house-explosion-markiplier-was-that-the-bite-of87-shock-gif-25266304

Me when the fighter’s anti magic armor reflects my fireball

Can’t like sufficiently powerful mages dispel your anti magic enchantment or some shit?

[median star]

like gale in bg3 dont think he was born of divinity out the gate but definitely very proficient with magic does eventually become a god through means i dont exactly remember tho

[queen laurel]

that's the thing you helped to ascend into it with a powerful artifact

but

it's a still a hard process it's not exactly easy

[celest dome]

In DnD anti magic will protect you from spells, but using magic to throw a boulder will still not stop a boulder from pancaking you

[median star]

thats what im saying its very borderline on what can and cant be done with attaining godhood but its definitely do able and does help if you have a strong penchant with magic to begin with to help achieve that goal

[tough haven]

Until I enchant it with boulder reflecting on part of it

[queen laurel]

Yeah but The thing is gale tried to do it once

and it made him into a bomb

doing it is not exactly the safest

[median star]

he just had to lock in (meet our character)

[celest dome]

Some of the gads had no magic capacity to start with no

[gray umbra]

you can get around anti magic by being creative with spells

[median star]

i mean basically anything fire related yea armors fine but guess whos being charbroiled

[tough haven]

Good thing most casters are boring asf

But anti magic is still a must cause it makes it so they at least have to try and there’s some fight to be had, instead of “yeah I’m gonna instantly transmute you into ash”

[gray umbra]

bg3 absolutely encourages you to nuke everything

[median star]

even the any caster thats on the level to be casting shit like disintegrate its looking bleak

[gray umbra]

but i like squirting grease n shit everywhere on regular campaigns

[median star]

can also just play bard and convince half the game bosses to just kill themselves

[gray umbra]

smitesmitesmitesmitesmite is my go to

[median star]

i played monk once they fuck

[gray umbra]

yeah i heard, i havent tried it yet

i need to try the new patch still

[astral burrow]

Shadow monk

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[median star]

i also tried to make an orc monk once but the orc traits i dont remember the name of didnt work like i thought they would for unarmed fighting

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/yhorm-dark-souls3rising-yhorm-dark-souls-standing-yhorm-the-giant-gif-25408870

My giant barbarian getting ready to throw the enemy

[queen laurel]

Nice martial arts how about a boot from someone large enough to go toe to toe with Dragons

[astral burrow]

Dodge

[queen laurel]

very well then i will now turn you into a thrown weapon

[astral burrow]

Bruh

[nocturne crest]

Drip or drown as a outfit for Darktide?

[storm jungle]

Its very 90's so it helps i guess

[astral burrow]

Looks like gas station toys

Break time time to kill some nazis

[median star]

unironicly when i played gnome bard id have karlach throw me places i couldnt naturally jump

[rose thorn]

Peak

[gray umbra]

shit i should make a halfing fighter named unga bunga

and have karlach throw me at the enemy

[plush mason]

im totally stealing this idea, thanks

[astral burrow]

Oh my god Wolfenstein 2 is awesome

[nocturne crest]

Odd question, but is there any art of a Dreadnought carrying a banner?

[astral burrow]

This is TENSE

[summer mural]

yeah its amazing

new colossus gets even better

[astral burrow]

In the uuuh

Lawyer talk scene rn

Lol

After that at least

God I hate angel so much

[celest dome]

Back banner included ?

[nocturne crest]

No, just a banner in it's hand?

[hallow saddle]

ya back banners would have been quite common, ones in the hand not so much

that would basically be a Dreadnought Ancient

[celest dome]

Don't think I've ever seen a case of it

[celest dome]

Are Back banner exclusive to Ancient Dreadnought ?

[hallow saddle]

no

i meant holding the banner

back banners can be on anything you want basically

bring back back banners theyre cool

if a dreadnought is holding the banner then he effectively has one less weapon so it doesnt tend to be done (both in world and in game)

[queen laurel]

no they just stuck them on the back in the first phase

You would kind of need to waste materials to build a specialized hand to hold a banner by the hand

[hallow saddle]

• there is no actual model of a dreadnought holding a banner, its not been in the codexes

so its really conversion territory only

[celest dome]

You know what, Banner gauntlet Dreadnought where the banner is also a Power Spear, Glaive or Halberd

[hallow saddle]

sick

yeah that would rock

dark angels dread with power spear

[queen laurel]

a banner that doubles as a battle

[hallow saddle]

he looks like a mounted knight

[hallow basin]

Dreadnought with a big fuck off banner as a weapon doesn't sound too bad

[hallow saddle]

it sounds awesome

[spare osprey]

Hell yeah

Also ppl are makin theories about the new hearsay stuff

[hallow saddle]

thats the rumour, "saturnine" dread & terminators

for heresy

whether that means the termies are gonna look like those huge shouldered old school Exo-suit terminators im not sure but i think popssibly

Exo suit terminator

real classic Jes Goodwin model

[astral burrow]

Holy shit this was brutal

You know what I mean

[spare osprey]

Mhmmmm

[spare osprey]

I’d love it personally

Since I wrote my uh

[astral burrow]

Lmao this is crazy

[spare osprey]

Deathwing fallen to be in it

[astral burrow]

It actually worked

[arctic talon]

They're 100% getting a redesign, but they'll def be inspired by it

that old ass terminator armor sold like shit

[spare osprey]

It’s why there’s so little of him in the actual art

So I can fill in the blanks when GW release em

[astral burrow]

This game is insane

[astral burrow]

Not even gonna question how this works lmao this is fucked up

[nocturne crest]

So like this maybe?

[crystal forum]

do orks huff glue or paint

[tough haven]

Please devs quit teasing me with ork shit in RT when theres no orks to be found!!!

[tough haven]

Yes.

[crystal forum]

[hallow saddle]

Ya

If they have a carapace mounted gun that would be kinda poggers

But the votann hearthguard have that so I'm not sure

Would be poggers though

[nocturne crest]

Maybe it will be a bolter attached to a helmet?

[hallow saddle]

Those big exo guys haven't existed since the 80s as models so it's really anyone's guess

Jes Goodwin is still around tho

[astral burrow]

Shoulder mounted bolter

What even is carapace

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Carapace_armour

Google.

[astral burrow]

Oh it is body armor

I though it was like the armor bugs have

And the game has bug enemies or smth

[storm jungle]

Nah its just "carapace" because it sounds cool basically

thats the thing with most 40k terms/item names

[queen laurel]

Then there's ork naming conventions

You can make a gun and call it

Zzappy blasta krakka cannon

[astral burrow]

Man, I was hoping e33 wouldn't gt such huge updates

Get*

Nvm it is 4 gb lmao

[dapper gyro]

Flak and carapace are like grades of armour. They can be made from whatever.

[astral burrow]

Doesn't flak mean flying enemies

Should I try remnant 2

[celest dome]

Lightning, exploding, anti armour, cannon ?
So a cannon that shoot anti armour exploding lightning

[queen laurel]

Hit the bingo

[celest dome]

Why would it mean flying enemies ? It's just an armour category

[plush mason]

yes

[plush mason]

funny enough that is why its called flak armor irl, the very first use of it was for bomber crews in ww2 to help them survive the flak barrages they would be flying into

[astral burrow]

Yeah

Flak irl is on planes and stuff, and is the word for anti air stuff

So I assumed flak in this game meant flying enemies lmao

And carapace meant bug enemies cuz bugs have carapace irl

Thanks games workshop

[plush mason]

ngl carapace just made me think of knights as their armor was sometimes called a carapace

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Flak_armour

[astral burrow]

Never knew that I only knew bugs

[astral burrow]

Sounds terrible

[arctic talon]

It’s good

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Compared to being naked lol

[astral burrow]

True

[tough haven]

It is, against anything other than small arms fire

[arctic talon]

The TTRPGs will make you love flak armor

[plush mason]

its clearly meant to invoke the infantry flak vest of the Vietnam war

[arctic talon]

In fact the 40K ttrpgs will make you love armor in general

[tough haven]

Yall wanna see a silly rogue trader clip?

[arctic talon]

Show

[tough haven]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40-000-rogue-trader/clips/kfKtgZBbVccCOwS03?invite=cr-MSxuaG8sOTA4Mzk3ODg

The duel

[astral burrow]

Is remnant 2 fun alone?

[tough haven]

The duel part 2, electric boogaloo

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40-000-rogue-trader/clips/kfKtTB2f0FjRym-Iw?invite=cr-MSxWT0gsOTA4Mzk3ODg

I was curious how long they would endlessly loop counterattacks

[plush mason]

yes but it is easier going with other people

[arctic talon]

Comedy

[tough haven]

"HYAAAAAH!"
"HEEEEYAAAAH!"

➿

[astral burrow]

Is there a story or campaign or something?

[plush mason]

there is

but its random

as in you never know which world it will start you out on or the path you will end up having to take to the end

you can also just restart your camapign at the hub at any time if you dont like the seed you got

[astral burrow]

Sounds silly

Is it like a roguelike

[plush mason]

yeah basically

[astral burrow]

Gah...

[vagrant fox]

It's good

[astral burrow]

I am not a big fan of roguelikes in general

[crystal forum]

banish this person immediately

objectively wrong taste

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-k-ill-him-gif-11247588

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222200485115985921/1315841171611844669/jeff.gif

[languid meadow]

Rogue core looks so fun

hopefully it turns out good

[astral burrow]

I just don't like it...

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-survey-says-strike-buzzer-wrong-answer-gif-16312959

[astral burrow]

Time to start Wolfenstein old blood!

[hallow basin]

Newer Wolfensteins have great gameplay, I wish plot was better though

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-sentenced-gif-6056590957204854335

[astral burrow]

The plot is lovely except some hiccups

Like BJ not aging and still being in tip top shape after being a vegetable for 14 years

Bro thinks he is venom snake

[storm jungle]

To be fair the guy went from like what

mid 20's to early 30's?

[astral burrow]

He won't from 30s to 49

There are wanted posters in new colossus saying he is 49 years old

He went from 35 to 49 and doesn't look a day older lmao

My god, another prison escape

First game had it, had to do like 6 of them while playing metro too

So sick of this lmao

[hallow basin]

Didn't they blow up Gibraltar Bridge and never even mentioned that there were definitely a lot of civilians killed in the process?

[storm jungle]

Its a fucking dungeon castle

where did you expect them to put you when you got caught

the guest room???

[storm jungle]

We dont really see any civillians on the bridge (the cars prob fell to the ocean)

[celest dome]

It's Gibraltarian, they're British, so don't count 💀

[storm jungle]

also likely nazis

so hey

[hallow basin]

Yeah, I don't buy that everyone on Earth except BJ and his crew are hardcore nazis

I just find it a little iffy that the game never acknowledges that in order to change regime as brutal and overencompassing as nazis in Wolfenstein, you will have to kill people who aren't as guilty at the very least. Nessesary sacrifices for the greater good and all that

[storm jungle]

Its a terrorist attack

[astral burrow]

I am just tired of prison escapes in first person shooters lmao

[storm jungle]

i dont think they care either way

[storm jungle]

Its a nice trope, shut up!!!

[astral burrow]

Get caught, lose all your gear, sneak through a heavily scripted area that isn't fun, get your shit back

[storm jungle]

to be fair

[hallow saddle]

carapace also just means the body of something

[storm jungle]

the prison bit in Old Blood is like

very short

[hallow saddle]

like the solid shell of something

[astral burrow]

Especially when it happens multiple times in a game it gets stale

[astral burrow]

I hope so I wanna get back to blasting nazis

[hallow saddle]

so carapace-mounted = mounted on the body

as opposed to turret-mounted or limb-mounted

or head mounted

arse-mounted

[storm jungle]

We passed that topic like 10 hours ago!!!

[hallow saddle]

pfffft

i was scrolled up

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fnv-sodaz-firstrecon-ncr-gif-4849196522776675424

new topic: why the NCR is the best faction

[storm jungle]

Because berets

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-kingpin-clicking-pen-clicking-pen-spider-verse-into-the-spider-verse-gif-5180708998338482135

I can't wait for season 2 of the fallout show

everything so far has looked so good

[storm jungle]

What if the wokies ruin it...

just like grifters told me...

[hallow basin]

they already did, don't worry

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/zim-invader-zim-angry-kill-rage-gif-22965394

some of the set leaks and costumes shown make me so excited

[astral burrow]

This super soldier puzzle section is taking ages with no checkpoints bruh

I can't turn them off without every other one dogpiling on me

[storm jungle]

Ages?

literally wait for them to turn away

and pull down the power lever then unlatch their cabling lol

it takes like 10m total

[astral burrow]

Yeah easy when there is one of them

When there is like 3 at least one of them sees me and ruins their patrol

[near wasp]

Somebody put the butcher nails in my head it would be infinitely more tolerable than work rn

[astral burrow]

I will just grab their gun and blast them fuck it

[storm jungle]

Pick up their guns and blast em while taking cover

YES

LMAO

[astral burrow]

Shooting them did nothing I will try to shoot the cables

It worked detached his ass but god I walk slow and they shoot fast

Phew done

They blew me away lmao

[storm jungle]

Only the strongest can survive

[near wasp]

Git gud

[astral burrow]

The secret retro missions are fun but

God the melee hit registration sucks

There are not many of those cinematic cutscenes huh

[rose thorn]

Hey ddint 8th edition warhammer have a rule liek, your space marines have to be painted like their chapter or you lose something

Warhammer 40k*

[arctic talon]

no

just you had to use them as what they're painted

[rose thorn]

So you can’t run ravenguard as ultramarines if your local store owner was insane

[arctic talon]

yes

big IF

tbf lol

[astral burrow]

Killing random nazi soldiers in Wolfenstein is fun but can't wait to kill this one particular named character

[storm jungle]

Rudi?

[crystal forum]

you will not be found

[spare osprey]

“Hot dog”

[nocturne crest]

Would it make sense for a knight or titan to be armed with a Deathstrike Missile?

[storm jungle]

Titans got equally more devastating weapons than Deathstrike missiles

a Knight though very likely not

[spare osprey]

I’d say not on a knight

And titans have their missiles used AS death strikes

So it’s prob not worth it

[astral burrow]

Yeah

God it was so satisfying

But the fight after was ANNOYING

[storm jungle]

:)))

[storm jungle]

Lmao dude

"YOU KILLED MY DOG. NOT AN INNOCENT BONE IN HER BODY."

Literally eating our best friend hours prior

I love it

[astral burrow]

Feeding prisoners to the dog is diabolical

I did like the way he spoke tho lmao

He was fun to listen to

[spare osprey]

Lowk I need to finish Wolfenstein New Order

I went New Colossus, Old Blood and a bit of new order

[storm jungle]

Damn in reverse, that is cursed

[spare osprey]

Yeah it was something

[astral burrow]

New colossus before new order is crazy

New colossus happens like seconds after lmao

[storm jungle]

^

actual execution worthy mistake imo

[astral burrow]

Btw add me dilara

[nocturne crest]

Damn, it's been 5 years since the last Wolfenstein game.

Coming up to 6.

[outer wave]

Wasnt their last game that dog shit one about MC's two kids being dipshits or something?

[arctic talon]

I wish they kept Wolfenstien 1’s gameplay in 2

[arctic talon]

Gameplay and story was bad yeah

Lol

The Nazis had levels

And it was a weird pseudo rpg

[outer wave]

Bruh

I just recall the writing was really REALLY bad between the two sisters

[arctic talon]

I am of the opinion

Wolfenstien TNO and Old blood

Are the best by far gameplay wise tbh

You’re so squishy in Wolfenstien 2 lol

Anyways give me another Wolfenstien game

Preferably not designed like 2 lol

[astral burrow]

Is fatshark allergic to good looking eyebrows?

My guy looks ugly as hell

[plush mason]

it will be a stealth game with platforming sections

because everyone knows relaunching an older series means you have to change everything

[astral burrow]

Meh I guess if fixed it

Hard to find a haircut that doesn't look like some sort of prince, a mullet, or a homeless guy who gave himself a haircut with a bunch of rusty scissors he found in a gas station restroom

[storm jungle]

Welcome to how your average citizens look in the Imperium

🫡

[winter vessel]

Where even the high and wealthy can also look bum ass ugly

[astral burrow]

I got to look nice in rogue trader wanted it recreate it

I always use a buzz cut with a 5 o'clock shadow anyway I just need eyebrows that look NORMAL

[astral burrow]

My goat cassia would never

Turns out militarum and navy are seperate now guess makes sense why there are no navy outfits for veteran

Sad

In rogue trader, if I respec, can I change my origin too? Or only archetype?

[vagrant fox]

Cassia in about 117 years

[astral burrow]

I will be long gone by then idc

[vagrant fox]

Not as a Rogue Trader

[winter vessel]

the lore surrounding space travel in Dune is gnarly

[astral burrow]

I ain't living 117 years

Cassia loses her mind I will kill her and then myself

[vagrant fox]

Abelard is going to shove blent alien rejuv right into your ass

[astral burrow]

When I am dead?

He can try

I will make him the rogue trader

He deserves it

[vagrant fox]

It's wack, it's funny how much of a ripoff the 40k navigators are

[astral burrow]

Hmm navy or militarum...

[winter vessel]

Navigator: hrrrng third eye

meanwhile...

[late osprey]

Where are the aristocrat nobles in Darktide calling in from?

Is the upper spire safe or are they just in the space bahamas or something?

[vagrant fox]

Upper spire seems safe for now iirc

[winter vessel]

yeah, that one mission where you can hear members of both houses observe us

[storm jungle]

Upper Spires, its said in one of the mission dialogue in Hab Dreyko.

[winter vessel]

its like they're watching a game show

[arctic talon]

It’s funny

[vagrant fox]

40k ones do the same mutation bit eventually, they should do something original

[arctic talon]

Poor hestia

[arctic talon]

The unique part of the 40K ones is the funny eye

Tbh

Aside from that they’re pretty similar

[storm jungle]

Its basically an exact lift yeah

[arctic talon]

Oh also the hot young navigators get used as figureheads

I’m not sure if they do that in Dune

It’s been years

[storm jungle]

Its Frank Herbert.

and knowing how he writes sexual stuff in Dune books uhhh

very likely

[vagrant fox]

Nobles in 40k are consistent in how much they're assholes and I find it somewhat amusing

[storm jungle]

To be fair so are they IRL

Power corrupts and all that

the majority of rich people are always awful lol

[vagrant fox]

Yeah but it's not funny irl

[astral burrow]

I am so conflicted, navy or militarum...

I guess I did already pick navy as my rogue trader origin

[arctic talon]

Flip a coin

[storm jungle]

Once or twice if Muskrat makes some sad tweet, otherwise yeah 💀

[winter vessel]

i get the feeling the Daemonculaba was ripped out of the Axolotl tank lore in dune

[astral burrow]

Isn't it like

[winter vessel]

except, they just make it more gross

[astral burrow]

All of them

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

theres definitely 1-5%

the majority though yes

[astral burrow]

Well I have a couple of rich people who are pretty wonderful but they aren't famous or anything

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly.

[astral burrow]

Wouldn't call them nobles

[storm jungle]

We are generally talking like

Dubai-tier people

[astral burrow]

Their money does annoy me

[vagrant fox]

There's that one noble in Flesh and Steel who tries to be nice
Too bad he decided to be a cop

[astral burrow]

If he really wanted to be nice I guess he thought he could actually help and do good as a cop

[arctic talon]

Tbh by enforcer standards he’s not abhorrent

But enforcers

[tough haven]

He actually does though

[arctic talon]

Bar is on the floor

[tough haven]

he's a reasonably good person

[astral burrow]

Cops barely get to do any good anymore tho

Even if they want to

(most don't)

[vagrant fox]

Yeah he does good it's just that he went for the profession where he still lords over people

[astral burrow]

Once a noble always a noble

Tho don't cops get paid jack shit to keep the people safe so it is more like the other way around

But if he was already rich I guess it doesn't matter

[tough haven]

He does actively give his money away to people that need it he finds on the job

[astral burrow]

That's nice

[tough haven]

Flesh and steel has gotta be my second favorite crime novel

[astral burrow]

Flint and steel...

[tough haven]

Wraithbone phoenix/dredge runners is number one

[late osprey]

its always easier to create an Evil Group in your mind's eye in general

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294111560213598288/1363908943000240329/image0.gif

[late osprey]

easier to get through life and such

[astral burrow]

Meh I used to like cops a lot

I literally grew up surrounded by them till high school lmao right next to an academy

But now I got valid reasons to not trust them

[late osprey]

in most cases, the more someone hates on a group, the more likely it is they haven't really ever met someone from that group

but

operative word being most

some people got history

[astral burrow]

My dad was one

His friends too

And my friends' dads

Lol

They were pretty good ones, that's why they lost their jobs

Pretty sad

[late osprey]

well you would also know that PDs are very diverse in how they run and their ideals too then

[astral burrow]

Not anymore where I live, hope that will change next year

But right now I would rather just get beaten up by a mugger than trust a cop

[vagrant fox]

Used to have a local cop who if you asked nicely, would probably help you rob a store

[late osprey]

do you vote on your sheriff/police chief?

or hows that work

we vote on our sheriff so things are pretty good here

[astral burrow]

Nah

[vagrant fox]

Now they're hardasses who just do speeding tickets

[astral burrow]

I haven't even met a local cop in ages but

I barely go outside these days anyway

[late osprey]

thats rough

i legit dont know why cities still appoint

undemocratic drivel

[astral burrow]

My country is on the verge of being a dictatorship it is fitting

[storm jungle]

Tbh its "mind's eye" until theres like, you know, mountains of examples of say cops or rich people being awful.

Good people exist in many bad groups but that doesnt change much from the reality of the situation

[astral burrow]

This last month gave me enough reason to hate every cop I see

You know what I am talking about

[winter vessel]

the ones in my county are chill

[astral burrow]

Lucky

[late osprey]

there's mountains of examples of any particular segment of society being awful, chiefly because it's hard to point to an example of being "not-awful"

especially since we tend to only remember instances of evil anyway

[storm jungle]

Cool, and I also see cops light up an entire car with bullets after an acorn falls on it

still doesnt help their case

[winter vessel]

here's an "instance of evil" my cousin pulled when I gave him free reign to play on my computer for one day while i was out

[late osprey]

well where was that?

[astral burrow]

Looks cool to me

[astral burrow]

US I believe

[storm jungle]

Take a guess

[late osprey]

id guess the US, but do you know where in?

[vagrant fox]

The horror, why not the paw prints

[astral burrow]

This last few months I have seen cops do nothing but straight up torture and abuse students who don't want to live in a dictatorship and raid people's houses at night just cuz of a tweet

Reasonable to despise them

[storm jungle]

I dont think it really matters considering how cops in any region of the US act in general

[storm jungle]

Also this too yeah.

[astral burrow]

In an environment like that good cops either lose their jobs, get ganged up on, or just quit life altogether

[late osprey]

it does because that isn't actually how they act in "any region"

i think that instead speaks to a degree of ignorance on the subject on your end

else you'd know that police departments, as i said before, are all wildly diverse and seldom even united at the state level

[astral burrow]

It was pretty popular a while ago have you not seen it?

[late osprey]

let alone the national

[storm jungle]

I guess I imagined all those incidents my bad

[late osprey]

do you know how big the US is?

[storm jungle]

Im entirely aware.

[late osprey]

do you know how many people are in the US?

[storm jungle]

or how any american friend I ask just talks about how awful the law enforcement in their region is in general

[astral burrow]

I would rather be cautious and paranoid than trust a cop and get my life ruined cuz 90% of the shit I see them do is NOT GOOD

[storm jungle]

Yeah, this is literally just semantics.

[astral burrow]

If me hating them is gonna offend them, they are in the wrong line of work

[storm jungle]

"Well not ALL of them are like this."

[late osprey]

it really isn't, i think you just aren't very educated on the matter

[vagrant fox]

They're not that bad here but I inherently just don't trust an organisation that can investigate themselves and find nothing wrong. Nor that they're ordinary people with as much power over me as they have

[storm jungle]

cool, what they do still affects the larger whole

[astral burrow]

And I am NOT risking it

[storm jungle]

That tells more about your knowledge on the subject tbh

[viral halo]

I enjoy watching videos of police brutality

[late osprey]

do you actually know how law enforcement is organized here?

[astral burrow]

I have seen enough things happen to people I know and love to not need to do any further research.

[winter vessel]

He saw the space maids cat marines and thought it was funny to do that to all my classes

[astral burrow]

She knows how they are organized where she lives, there isn't a single cop who isn't corrupt lmao

[storm jungle]

Is that suppose to matter when all these "events" pile up weekly or day after day

[storm jungle]

Im probably imagining it 😔

[late osprey]

when the country is filled with over 300 million people, you can find enough examples to entertain yourself at any point

[astral burrow]

The literal army of cops in heavy gear standing at the ready in case the students protesting insult them once

[dapper gyro]

Time to give him the Emperor's mercy.

[late osprey]

especially when people love to share said examples

[vagrant fox]

Well you're maid marines now with some furry seasoning. Nothing to be done

[sacred ginkgo]

Counterpoint: You look long enough and you can find anything

[astral burrow]

I would ask you to look up whatever the cops in turkey do but good luck finding anything that isn't censored and deleted

[sacred ginkgo]

Length of your search is simply dependent on the improbability of what you're looking for

[late osprey]

also educating yourself on the basics of what a cop even is is pretty important especially if you want to say anything meaningful at all than "i guess police are just demons innit"

[astral burrow]

It takes like 2 seconds to see the bad shit

[viral halo]

Are we talking about America or Turkey

[astral burrow]

Both I guess

[storm jungle]

Cool, tell that the next time an acorn dorps ontop of a cop car or the next time they shoot innocent people on the streets then

[astral burrow]

Same shit different spot

[winter vessel]

By the time he left he sent me a text with this picture and said “enjoy”

The bastard

[sacred ginkgo]

It is pretty funny

[viral halo]

This was a very funny story when it happened

[storm jungle]

I legit cannot believe its real

[late osprey]

fact of the matter is that police, like virtually everything in american society, is highly localized

[astral burrow]

I am not trusting a guy who shoves his heel into a students throat while barely even touching a terrorist

[dapper gyro]

You are now tainted by the ruinous power.

[storm jungle]

Whatever lets you sleep at night I guess

[astral burrow]

Not where we live it is not

They all answer to the same dipshit

[late osprey]

do you know what localized means?

[astral burrow]

Yeah.

[dapper gyro]

@winter vessel Time to give yourself Big E's mercy.

[viral halo]

Let be put an unironic disclaimer that I don’t love cops, but the American media basically sensationalizes every single thing that occurs with cops for clickbait

[winter vessel]

Only one way to absolve of my sins

[dapper gyro]

(don't though)

[late osprey]

i guarantee you Portland PD does not answer to donald trump lol

[astral burrow]

I do not live in the US

[late osprey]

there's lots of issues with the overall legal system

[astral burrow]

I couldn't care less about the cops in US

[late osprey]

but demonposting about them is mostly just ignorant trolling by comparison to what conversation could happen

[late osprey]

i c

[viral halo]

I have no idea which cops were talking about

[late osprey]

i didnt either

[winter vessel]

Cyberpunk

[late osprey]

i thought it was america LOL

[astral burrow]

I haven't seen a single good thing about any cop where I live in years

And probably never will

[viral halo]

Where do you live

[late osprey]

thats very sad, i hope it gets better for you

[dapper gyro]

Brazil?

[astral burrow]

T*rkey

[viral halo]

Dude I love max payne 3

[astral burrow]

There are no cops anymore it is just big E's private army

[storm jungle]

Mood.

[viral halo]

Well that’s because y’all live in Erdogans playground

[astral burrow]

If they let the good ones stay my dad would still have a job

[dapper gyro]

Oh, 2 turkeys, time to hunt.

[viral halo]

Dude was having his security here in the US beat up Turkish protestors and hunt them down

[astral burrow]

I wanna shove that playground so far up his ass it comes out of his mouth

[late osprey]

yeah krait mentioned that earlier too

[astral burrow]

Need a Wolfenstein game but it is just turkey

Nothing fictional just turkey

[late osprey]

is turkish police actually like a national body?

[winter vessel]

Turkenstein

[late osprey]

thats fucked

[viral halo]

I think Turkey should’ve been Balkanized

[astral burrow]

Might as well be

EVERYTHING is his

The courts, judges, cops, everything

[storm jungle]

Only after the US inşallah 🙏

[astral burrow]

It is literally 40k

Except we don't get the cool shit

[late osprey]

all under the ministry of internal affairs

[viral halo]

Erdogan is in absolute control

[late osprey]

LOL

thats wack

[storm jungle]

Its not that bad

its the boring kind of dystopia

[astral burrow]

Thank the 51% illiterate fucks who voted for that without knowing what it meant

[viral halo]

Maybe trump (PBUH) will liberate you from your Seljuk masters some day

[dapper gyro]

So Dredd kind of bad?

[late osprey]

the Neosengoku Jidai in America will go so hard

mark my words

[astral burrow]

Pretty sure big E is in kahoots with trumpet

[viral halo]

You mean German citizens?

[late osprey]

the Nuclear Barons will rise

[astral burrow]

Nah

[storm jungle]

Dredd is literally 40k-tier bad so no

[viral halo]

Erdogan gets a fuck ton of votes from Turks in Europe too lol

It’s insane

[astral burrow]

The literal illiterate idiots who know nothing besides glazing big E

While starving so bad their breaths stink

[winter vessel]

I mean german citizens are getting arrested left and right under the crime of hate speech because they say something negatively about its government online

[storm jungle]

Guy can barely liberate his own country, no thanks 💀

[dapper gyro]

Ok now, can we move on.

You guys are deepening my depression.

[astral burrow]

I don't care what happens to turkey, I am leaving permanently once I get a degree

[viral halo]

Wdym dilara, we ended wokeness at the cost of our international allies and economy

[astral burrow]

At least you don't live there

[astral burrow]

I do like sleep, fuck being awake

[winter vessel]

those international allies are ass

[storm jungle]

Yeah very sad

[dapper gyro]

I'm from SEA, what the fuck is voting?

[viral halo]

This is just the trend of Western Europe into becoming failed states

[astral burrow]

Idk what is voting?

I am 20 I never seen a different president

[storm jungle]

To be fair we do vote

its just that the public is stupid and always elect the same idiot

[astral burrow]

As a fucking show

[storm jungle]

sounds kinda familiar

[dapper gyro]

Oh, you guys get to vote!!!!!

[storm jungle]

Its not really a show, people are just stupid.

[astral burrow]

And it is rigged

[winter vessel]

its just borderline psychotic in the actions they're taking against people who make small criticism

[storm jungle]

Kinda but not really.

[viral halo]

Dilara is a real milletin adaml

[storm jungle]

its milletin adamı dumbass

anyway, its kinda more complex

[dapper gyro]

How about being Communist, but not really?

[astral burrow]

They didn't delay it for like half a day and come up with 51% victory by playing fair

[viral halo]

I only know anything about Turkish politics to further my ability to be mean to people on the internet

[winter vessel]

ill go vegan the day that happens...so probably not for a long while

[storm jungle]

Erdo legit gets actual votes, the trick is talking about what people wanna hear first, thats how you get tons of votes when half your country is made up of rural folks/villages

and i guess blackmailing one of the runners with a leaked sextape

[astral burrow]

It is ALWAYS 51%

Just enough to win

[storm jungle]

Average westerner moment

[astral burrow]

But not high enough to make people suspicious

[viral halo]

You guys should have an Islamic revolution

It worked out really well for Iran

[astral burrow]

Fuck no

[winter vessel]

England

[storm jungle]

This coming from the american is insane 💀

[winter vessel]

is well underway for that

[viral halo]

I’ve been teaching so much about the Islamic world recently I’m having a blast

[astral burrow]

God I don't like a single fucking thing about turkey

[late osprey]

whats wild is that the Iranian Experiment still hasnt failed

[astral burrow]

Once I leave it can burn to the ground for all I care

[viral halo]

It depends on how you cook it

[storm jungle]

Cover all the proxy wars and overthrown governments too coward

[late osprey]

all of its issues from western perspectives were entirely intended

[dapper gyro]

I have 2 passports that hate America right now.

[late osprey]

it survived the first transition of power too

[viral halo]

Mf thinks I teach Iran without western meddling

[astral burrow]

Religion played a huge part in ruining this country, fuck it.

[storm jungle]

Thats the best part of being a teacher tho

aka teaching kids literally nothing

[astral burrow]

This place isn't worth saving when they can win by saying "the opposition is gay"

[storm jungle]

Sounds familiar

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-funny-white-cat-white-cat-cute-gif-23090425

[astral burrow]

It happened

It is like a joke

[storm jungle]

tbh

its what every country with bad governments do

either talk about gay people

or immigrants

badabing badaboom

[dapper gyro]

It's how the USA is running nowadays...

[astral burrow]

Fuck countries

We need a world without borders

[storm jungle]

People are too stupid for that 😔

[sacred ginkgo]

Fucking belkans

[astral burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-salute-mgs3-gif-9277925

[storm jungle]

tragic

[astral burrow]

That's what the boss would want

[dapper gyro]

Hey, watch out for what you wish for.

[winter vessel]

Society would collapse within a week

[late osprey]

One world, one language, one legal system, one ethical framework!

[astral burrow]

Not if big boss is in charge

[storm jungle]

Based

why is this a bad thing

gaming all day

[astral burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgs5-metalgearsolid-metalgearsolid5-skullface-gif-27603374

[storm jungle]

god

I hate that

[vagrant fox]

I don't want foreigners near me, they do things mildly differently and it annoys me

[astral burrow]

I was born in a small village

[dapper gyro]

The only way to reach it is through cybernization.

[storm jungle]

we are far from Cyberstan

the worse timeline

[dapper gyro]

Cybermen rule.

[viral halo]

Let’s all be real for one second here

[late osprey]

Unfortunately, it'll only happen through brutal conquest.

[winter vessel]

We need to resolve the world’s problems by doing some good ol fashion Blood Bowl

[viral halo]

While life may not be perfect

At least we can rejoice over India and Pakistan wiping each other out in nuclear hellfire this week

[storm jungle]

What happened now

[late osprey]

That's over a billion people. I hope that doesn't happen.

[winter vessel]

I was surprised India had the cajones to do that

[viral halo]

Dilara they’re basically at war 😭

[storm jungle]

Okay but

thats been the case for decades

[viral halo]

No like it’s gone hot

[vagrant fox]

The town I grew up in doubled its population and it's all Germans and it's actually annoying

[storm jungle]

Welp

[winter vessel]

Guess you can call this the hot phase

[viral halo]

Past four days

[dapper gyro]

Extra hot!

[viral halo]

Planes and drones and artillery

[storm jungle]

Yeah but

[viral halo]

Towns going boom

[storm jungle]

nobody cares unless its in europe

[winter vessel]

Train go boom

[astral burrow]

Skullface's monologue?

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

[viral halo]

I don’t consider Ukraine/russia to be Europe

[late osprey]

I hope cooler heads prevail.

[viral halo]

West Asia at best

Mongol heritage

[storm jungle]

Silence South American

[astral burrow]

I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. I was invaded by words, burrowing and breeding inside me. A philosopher once said, 'It is no nation we inhabit, but a language.' 'Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland.' My fatherland - my truth was stolen from me. And so was my past. All that's left is the future. And mine is revenge. On those who'd leech off the words of their fellow man. This is what I learned from the major. And then it hit me. It was he who should feel my wrath.

[storm jungle]

AAUGHGHGH

[vagrant fox]

It's been coming for a while, the indo-pakistan thing

[astral burrow]

I can hear his voice

[viral halo]

Do not redeem the JDAM

[storm jungle]

Same

to be fair the voice actor does a great job

the scene is just goofy

[astral burrow]

That 5 minute awkward silence with the music

[storm jungle]

all because we cant pay Kiefer Sutherland to say anything

peak cinema

[viral halo]

Can someone recommend me a good anime please

[storm jungle]

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

[winter vessel]

Five more days, my bloodlust cannot wait any longer for this game

[storm jungle]

Spriggan, the original one

uhhhh

[vagrant fox]

There's no good animes anymore, watch boomer shit

[storm jungle]

Shit i dont know what else

[storm jungle]

literally the ones i recommended, on point

[vagrant fox]

Jin Ro or something

[astral burrow]

Venom didn't say a single word in the entire scene

[winter vessel]

Or watch the one thing that inspired me when I was 4 years old, Black Hawk Down

[storm jungle]

Kojimbo knows best

[astral burrow]

He spoke more in ground zeroes tapes than he did in the entirety of tpp

[storm jungle]

He has like 20 minutes of unused voicelines btw

[viral halo]

Seent

[astral burrow]

90% of his voice acting is in the tapes

[storm jungle]

You suck.

Next.

[astral burrow]

Me listening to every single tape in mgsv instead of studying

[storm jungle]

Not me listening to all of Miller's hamburger tapes as I eat food

pure ASMR 💀

[astral burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

Strangeloves tape.

[viral halo]

My original pfp was naked snake

For years

[astral burrow]

Hits different fr

[storm jungle]

Yeah then you lost taste

[viral halo]

What a thrill

[storm jungle]

what else is new

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-sad-big-boss-sad-naked-snake-sad-metal-gear-solid-gif-2850241763672917445

[astral burrow]

Pax hamburgana

[viral halo]

I had Greek food today to spite you

[storm jungle]

I dont care about greeks

[viral halo]

But they care about you

😭 😭 😭

[storm jungle]

Bro im gonna be honest

nationality/border stuff is like the last thing i care about

food is food

Mmm I could use some gyros...

[astral burrow]

Don't forget that one ground zeroes tape thats just paz talking about how strangelove touched her weird and it felt nice

[storm jungle]

AUGH-

[viral halo]

I hang out with Albanians and Greeks and these mfs hate Turks so bad like my brother in christ you were born in the US 😭 😭 😭

[storm jungle]

Strangelove my lesbianloved

[winter vessel]

Loihiketto soup is what I want in my system

[vagrant fox]

I wonder if Samurai Champloo holds up, I'll rewatch it

[viral halo]

It do

[astral burrow]

She didn't know paz was indeed an undercover adult

[storm jungle]

Its funny because you ask one turk/greek they go full meme-hate mode on each other and ask another and they'll be like "I dont care tbh"

its like how turks hate kurds

even tho they basically look the same

peak humanity moment

[dapper gyro]

So it is still gromming?

[astral burrow]

I have a friend who is half Greek half Turkish

[viral halo]

I’ve never met anyone more hateful than Albanians in my life

[astral burrow]

I don't know she is weird

[storm jungle]

Considering the entire drama of their region thats expected

[sacred ginkgo]

Looking this up, seeing the first three words, and immediately needing it

[vagrant fox]

https://youtu.be/HfFx5UvzSxc

[storm jungle]

Thats just bad japanese writing

japanese media has like

[vagrant fox]

It's peak

[storm jungle]

its disgusting

lmao

[viral halo]

WHY IS HAGIA SOFIA and not

All time funny video

[dapper gyro]

Ok, now I want this place to be raided by FBI.

[viral halo]

I also don’t know why I have a trans rights Muslim Pepe

I’m dying

Who made this emoji

What was the thought process

Lmfao

I gotta check the servers I’m in

[astral burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-mgsv-big-boss-snake-gif-21429495

[winter vessel]

https://youtu.be/JcZ2O4MDkn0?si=lHgh7oDb1ZMudzl1 me and the boys when we find the M.A.P’s convention:

[viral halo]

When I was a teenager they told us the guy we worked with was autistic so to expect he’s a little weird but he was putting on an act to molest us all

[astral burrow]

Why did u respond to the secret level video with that

[viral halo]

The MAP caption

[vagrant fox]

Dog I'm looking at current anime and I haven't felt this much loathing for a while
Endless isekai waifubait harem coomershit

[astral burrow]

True

[dapper gyro]

@storm jungle you are right, always the SM pfp people...

[viral halo]

Incel culture and its consequences

[winter vessel]

Because in my eyes, that’s the only way to respond to such degeneracy

[viral halo]

I know people who have become enslaved by slice of life anime

Unironically

[astral burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgs5-metalgearsolid-metalgearsolid5-skullface-gif-27603374

[viral halo]

Does anyone have an anime

[winter vessel]

Dang, shot me right in the heart with that

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/hayao-miyazaki-anime-mistake-otaku-weeaboo-gif-9307885

[viral halo]

That isn’t coomer shit

[astral burrow]

A lot

[viral halo]

That has compelling romance

[dapper gyro]

I'm unable to watch slice of life stuff nowadays.

I used to like those.

[astral burrow]

Nah lost me there

Check out I want to eat your pancreas

[viral halo]

Like after reading a few books with strong romances recently

[astral burrow]

Not exactly romance

[storm jungle]

Berserk

[astral burrow]

But lovely.

[storm jungle]

[astral burrow]

I want to eat your pancreas is peak.

[viral halo]

Me looking at the guts statue on my desk

[dapper gyro]

I will berserk you.

[storm jungle]

:)))

[vagrant fox]

Last thing I liked was Oddtaxi from like 2019 or something

[astral burrow]

Forget guts, eat pancreas

Or idk the nier automata anime

[viral halo]

Fuck do I just get a buzz cut and go postal

[astral burrow]

Buzzcuts are peak

[vagrant fox]

Yea join the bald brotherhood

[astral burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/twd-shane-head-rub-gif-3795134740713974200

[winter vessel]

“Lemme ask u sum’in”

[viral halo]

The corners of my hairline have begun their Germanic recession

I will be left with a strong widow’s peak in the next two decades

My hairline is experiencing a hunnic migration

[storm jungle]

god

[astral burrow]

Getting a buzzcut gives you an irresistable urge to ask people to let you tell them something

[dapper gyro]

Which god?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[winter vessel]

Hah, amateurs

[astral burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/midía-vegeta-gif-23878249

The vagina hairline

Vegeta*

[dapper gyro]

Vagina?

[astral burrow]

Vegeta

[viral halo]

Anyone watching this Mets game rn

[outer wave]

Fajita hairline...

[storm jungle]

I literally got no idea what Mets is aside from that Kingpin meme

keep your dumb sports to yourself

[viral halo]

I just bought a new car

[vagrant fox]

I think the new pope likes that shit

[storm jungle]

new bugatti-

[winter vessel]

You mean Pope Palpatine?

[vagrant fox]

A yankee pope, it's never been more over

[dapper gyro]

Popemobile deploys soon.

[astral burrow]

Oh yeah love the meta baby

[astral burrow]

Did you wake up in it?

[winter vessel]

Have the battlefield 1 announcer say it: we are being reinforced with the Popemobile

[dapper gyro]

American Pope should get some Americanized Popemobile.

[winter vessel]

Tractor

[dapper gyro]

Quad .50cal mount!!!

[viral halo]

American Pope having footage of him at the 2005 baseball world series is very funny

like it's just very American

[vagrant fox]

Somekind of megatruck you need a staircase to get up to

[viral halo]

He should drive a hummer with an M2 Browning on the top of it

[vagrant fox]

How will Catholicism recover

[dapper gyro]

That's peasantry shit.

[vagrant fox]

Hopefully it won't, I'm nominally protestant

[crystal forum]

i have good deals if you're interested

[viral halo]

I was raised as a Lutheran but converted to Catholicism

[crystal forum]

yes yes you buy fully armed vehicle

[storm jungle]

what 40k characters are these

[winter vessel]

Protestant Non-denominational for me

[viral halo]

But I'm extremely moderate-studied theology like a MOTHERFUCKER

[vagrant fox]

-2

[crystal forum]

how tf does a christian convert to christian