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#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
arctic talon
I don't think Zayeed was racist
vagrant fox
Boring blue women at least quarians have birthing hips and beta cuckable males
crystal forum
wtf are these words you people are using
storm jungle
its called english
storm jungle
Boring blue women at least quarians have birthing hips and beta cuckable males
wait a minute what did you-
arctic talon
naked turian jumpscare
vagrant fox
Philosophy permeates my vocabulary
crystal forum
ok fish eater
plush mason
naked turian jumpscare
The bird people
crystal forum
where's the tits
arctic talon
ring around their torso thing being part of their body
is like the weirdest thing ever
plush mason
where's the tits
That's a male
crystal forum
no you fool
arctic talon
I just realized the Turians are literally a military Junta lol
vagrant fox
Thinking about it the collectors can stay too they were cool
storm jungle
bastard
plush mason
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_blue_tit
I know I just fell like being an ass
dapper gyro
Imagine a Sally shows up and "brother, why is your armour blue?"
crystal forum
I know I just fell like being an ass
and you fell for my trap
plush mason
I just realized the Turians are literally a military Junta lol
Yeah that's is laid out fairly heavily especially in 3
vagrant fox
All of the Andromeda aliens are out though, they were all boring
Most of Andromeda was tbf
plush mason
Andromeda had the best game play but weakest story imo
vagrant fox
Absolutely, I had fun goofing around but the story was snooze tier
arctic talon
The better the story is the worse the gameplay in mass effect
Ignore mass effect 2
This ruins my agenda
crystal forum
i just watch the sex scenes on youtube and buy actually good games
plush mason
Lmao
arctic talon
My issue with ME2 is entirely with how Cerberus is presented
Here not nearly evil enough overall lol
And then they immediately swing back to incredibly evil in 3
plush mason
Idk that one dlc mission put their evil back on full display
arctic talon
True
storm jungle
i just watch the sex scenes on youtube and buy actually good games
yeah
like Ride to Hell Retribution, knowing you
plush mason
Wow
storm jungle
plush mason
That was savage
storm jungle
I tried đ
plush mason
I think you over did it a bit ngl I doubt any one likes that trash heap
sacred ginkgo
That is so clean it looks intentional
outer wave
https://tenor.com/view/ride-to-hell-game-glitch-ride-to-hell-retribution-gif-235...
This is a deep cut; I havent heard of this game in YEARS
storm jungle
outer wave
I genuinely wonder how that game got past QA testing
plush mason
I just assume it never got QA testing
outer wave
Most likely yeah
dapper gyro
QA for such big and complex project is costly, which is the opposite of what they want.
arctic talon
whats that form?
Turian concept art from the mass effect art book
plush mason
It's an older game from before the industry got enshitified
Which is part of what makes it so unbelievably bad imo
spare osprey
plush mason
So long as you cure that damn virus yes
arctic talon
Genophage gaming
queen laurel
Genophage gaming
how horrifying are krogan's that you need to biologically Neutere their entire race
plush mason
Very
Shells that can stop bullets and many redundant organs
As well as insanely strong and very war like
queen laurel
Shells that can stop bullets and many redundant organs
Oh yeah they also have the ability to enter in a state of berserker rage that apparently they can ignore pain
plush mason
Yup
arctic talon
Also they can be biotics
queen laurel
Also they can be biotics
they can also have the chance to have energy powers?
Lovely as if the bulletproof armored redundant organ battle raging part wasn't enough
dapper gyro
They shouldn't play any GTA then.
queen laurel
I swear some people have the brains of a amoeba
outer wave
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277597892353458239/1369864119498313768/a...
Do people play GTA to be anti-cop?
storm jungle
I mean
queen laurel
Do people play GTA to be anti-cop?
I mean they can to be fair because you are literally a single guy that can wipe out an entire police force and have enough weapons to arm a small militia
queen laurel
I do like running them over
Hey me playing Trevor and going on a rampage does not help my anti cop allegations
queen laurel
I meant pro-cop
oh if that's the case definitely no
literally every single GTA mission cops are almost always caught in the crossfire
outer wave
Yeah, like how do you not know how to play GTA or know what the game's about?
Its been established GTA is basically you playing as a villain in some respect
queen laurel
Its been established GTA is basically you playing as a villain in some respect
Yeah even the most morally uptight of the GTA protagonist is gonna be seen as a massive terrorist and a warmongering maniac in our society
outer wave
Exactly, like you dont have to play characters like Trevor to see how bad you can end up being
arctic talon
they can also have the chance to have energy powers?
Wrex is a biotic lul
queen laurel
Wrex is a biotic lul
Oh the krogan main character
Yeah I expected him to be to be fair
languid meadow
I was staring in gameplay help thinking it was lore chat man "wow lore chat is kind of dead tonight" 
queen laurel
I was staring in gameplay help thinking it was lore chat man "wow lore chat is k...
Hey it happens you know the usual brain fried thinking this is lore chat incident
astral burrow
"Anti-cop"
Did they not play GTA V lmao
polar ridge
Theyâre just soap boxing. These are the same type of people that have been complaining ever since doom came out
astral burrow
I wasn't gonna buy it but now I will if it is anti cop (I can't afford it nor run it but shh don't let them hear)
shadow plover
Big, you all ready for some new heresy 
https://thehorushearsay.com/
crystal forum
All those blue checks are bots anyway
twitter is an attention farm and you lose by interacting with it
lament shoal
Hey me playing Trevor and going on a rampage does not help my anti cop allegatio...
You'll wanna add cannibalism allegations to the list
near wasp
rose thorn
Big, you all ready for some new heresy <:cool:903223410124025877>
https://theho...
Equal attention cake but also strangely excited
crystal forum
there's no fucking way that salamanders get a box
near wasp
Do inquisitors ever get married?
celest dome
Nothing proscribed them from it
near wasp
I just assumed they are so busy that it's not vommon
near wasp
I'm continuing to plan out my story for my knight Inquisitor and at some point a political marriage to secure repairs and supplies during his time as a freeblade would probably happen
Luckily she didn't get the knight in the divorce
Omfg I just thought of an Inquisitor like dale gribble who sees conspiracies everywhere but can't seem to see the most obvious one, that his wife is unfaithful
astral burrow
Sad relationship
near wasp
It's Warhammer all relationships end in tragedy
near wasp
You know she's gonna go completely bonkers or die doing her duty as navigator right
near wasp
Then how will you travel the warp
astral burrow
I won't
near wasp
The emperor will know if you ain't trading
near wasp
Id go to your funeral but if I did I'd be branded a heretic
tough haven
He jealous
You gonna be struck down
near wasp
The inquisition is always listening
tough haven
I actually havenât ever done the cassia romance
tough haven
The inquisition is always listening
I mean winterscale doesnât really do trading, he just fight shit, his lackeys do it for him, itâs plausible
tough haven
Who has the time for romance
I have a protectorate to run, billions of souls rely on my leadership
nocturne crest
Are there any guard regiments that have wear pickelhaube helmets?
Wait, nvm, just remembered the krieg.
near wasp
XD
nocturne crest
I thought their commissar did?
vagrant fox
the uh
what're they called, someone google it for me
the sex bombadiers
semsex, whatever. You'll find it
storm jungle
Semtex?
vagrant fox
Yeah that sounds right
nocturne crest
vagrant fox
Yeah those, and some Death Guard
storm jungle
Oh lol those guys
hallow saddle
Ya the MK3 power armour has the pickle
tough haven
Kreig looks so cool
Oh no, we got another one of them
sacred bluff
tough haven
Itâs too late already
tough haven
Well imo theyâre kinda boring
astral burrow
Then tell me what they do
tough haven
Basically their planet, krieg, tried to rebel against the imperium and it caused a big civil war that ended up in making the planet a complete wasteland, to atone for this, their entire culture is based around suffering and service, their main export is soldiers that are fully willing to expend their lives in service to atone for their generational sin, and care about little else
storm jungle
Then tell me what they do
Armored cops who shoot rebellious citizens
oh wait you mean Krieg lol
tough haven
Itâs an imperial guard regiment
astral burrow
Basically their planet, krieg, tried to rebel against the imperium and it caused...
Ah so they are also guardsmen
Boooring
At least they look cool
What type of planet is krieg considered as
tough haven
Theyâre well known for attritional warfare because they kinda donât care if they did
tough haven
What type of planet is krieg considered as
Death world probably
astral burrow
For the rogue trader home world selection
sacred bluff
Krieg sacrifice themselves willingly for the greater good
astral burrow
Yeah thought so
tough haven
Or fortress world probably
storm jungle
Nah its a death world
vagrant fox
me fr fr 100%
storm jungle
Krieg barely has like anything on its surface
astral burrow
Krieg barely has like anything on its surface
I love post apocalyptic stuff
storm jungle
I love post apocalyptic stuff
Its not really post-apocalyptic
its just a empty flat planet
tough haven
At least they look cool
I think itâs based off ww1 French units
storm jungle
everyone is in underground bunkers
astral burrow
But they said made the planet a complete wasteland
vagrant fox
Surface is an irradiated hellscape of live-fire exercise, it's not so bad underground
astral burrow
everyone is in underground bunkers
Sounds pretty post apocalyptic to me
tough haven
Unfortunately krieg attracts uh⌠a certain crowd
storm jungle
Sounds pretty post apocalyptic to me
Post-apocalyptic is usually a genre thing ala mad max
astral burrow
Surface is an irradiated hellscape of live-fire exercise, it's not so bad underg...
...yeah, that's exactly post apocalyptic
astral burrow
Unfortunately krieg attracts uh⌠a certain crowd
Thought so
storm jungle
No
vagrant fox
I love Krieg, they're some of my favourites. I hate the crowd they attract
astral burrow
Sounds like metro to me
astral burrow
Yeah but that has stuff on the surface
Fallout with bigger bombs
tough haven
Thought so
Even though theyâre based on French
storm jungle
Fallout with bigger bombs
no
tough haven
Fallout if it was just vaults
astral burrow
Even though theyâre based on French
They look German
tough haven
They look German
Yeah thatâs why that crowd gets attracted to them
And because they donât care about much of anything
astral burrow
Turning the entire planet into a nothingburger sounds pretty apocalyptic to me
astral burrow
And because they donât care about much of anything
Edgy folks
Shouldn't make it my fav faction I guess
tough haven
Oh also kriegers are like kinda clones? They get like rapidly aged by some dark age of technology bs
They arenât really clones, but theyâre practically mass produced
astral burrow
Weird
vagrant fox
They look German
Mix of the three armies at the western front in aesthetics, predominantly German names with some French mixed in
tough haven
Krieg is just German for war lol
vagrant fox
yea
storm jungle
They arenât really clones, but theyâre practically mass produced
Yeah thats more correct
basically adults leave their genetic data in a vitae-womb and that mass-produces people from their genes/blood
astral burrow
Krieg is just German for war lol
They look so much like the Wolfenstein guys ngl lol
tough haven
They look so much like the Wolfenstein guys ngl lol
Like as in the bad guys from Wolfenstein?
astral burrow
Especially the commissar look
astral burrow
Like as in the bad guys from Wolfenstein?
Yeah
tough haven
I love how people are like âYeah, I wanna be those guysâ
tough haven
You mean nazis?
I think thatâs what theyâre getting at
astral burrow
You mean nazis?
Specifically the Wolfenstein uniforms
storm jungle
Specifically the Wolfenstein uniforms
So yeah nazis
tough haven
I love how people are like âYeah, I wanna be those guysâ
The fucking comically evil super Nazis
storm jungle
astral burrow
Gas mask with the officer hat and trenchcoat does have a lot of aura tho
storm jungle
I love how people are like âYeah, I wanna be those guysâ
Its the classic fascist uniform debacle
storm jungle
they look cool because it makes you wanna sign up and join them
it works for the most part
tough haven
https://tenor.com/view/gi-robot-creature-commandos-gif-13641248187133709538
This is cooler
astral burrow
Good thing it is fiction so u can dress like them without being like them
tough haven
Nothing cooler than killing Nazis
storm jungle
GI Robot my beloved
near wasp
You can like an aesthetics without buying into an ideology
storm jungle
Good thing it is fiction so u can dress like them without being like them
were it so easy
astral burrow
were it so easy
It is, I just like gas masks
tough haven
Good thing it is fiction so u can dress like them without being like them
It can bleed into your ideology irl if you not careful
storm jungle
You can like an aesthetics without buying into an ideology
The problem is every time people say this people that are into that aesthetic turn out to be nazis, so it doesnt really help.
queen laurel
The problem is every time people say this people that are into that aesthetic tu...
Krieg fans
astral burrow
this fandom is kind of an example of that
Geh screw them
storm jungle
Krieg fans are generally hated for a reason so lol
tho thats a mix of unfunny memes and other "stuff"
astral burrow
I want one of the krieg uniforms in darktide they look cool
tough haven
Almost as bad as black Templar fans
storm jungle
I want one of the krieg uniforms in darktide they look cool
Already was in
tough haven
I want one of the krieg uniforms in darktide they look cool
Try steel legion!
astral burrow
Might mix the helmet with this for a metro look
tough haven
Theyâre cool but not tied toâŚsome issues
storm jungle
Almost as bad as black Templar fans
vagrant fox
It's forever mildly amusing that Steel Legion attracts fewer nazichuds
storm jungle
its because they arent that fascist looking
its the tan coloring of the coat among other stuff
storm jungle
they have also been thoroughly de-germanized over the years
near wasp
The problem is every time people say this people that are into that aesthetic tu...
I mean I do like the aesthetic
storm jungle
Well yeah thats the idea
tough haven
They look more like generic WW1 soldiers ngl
Steel legion?
astral burrow
Yeah
near wasp
Alot of people can't seem to figure out the difference between WW1 Germany and WW2 Germany
tough haven
We can def tell you about those
outer wave
Im pretty sure this BT would get killed for having a cross on him tbh
tough haven
Alot of people can't seem to figure out the difference between WW1 Germany and W...
Thatâs what kills me, neonazis that arenât even correctly fascist
vagrant fox
In my mind Steel Legion are forever mechanized ~nazis wehrmacht
outer wave
"Brother, what is with that cross?"
"Oh, brother, its Jesus, since the Emperor is Je--"
"JESUS?! WHO?! BROTHER, THIS IS HERESY--"
And then alot of death happens
astral burrow
Love the beige coats
tough haven
I have the skins in darktide
astral burrow
There is steel legion outfit in darktide?
near wasp
The emperor was Jesus tho
tough haven
Yup
astral burrow
Oh yeah does rogue trader have any armor that cover my torso entirely
Along with legs
shadow plover
this shit having 1,5k upvotes is a real reddit moment
astral burrow
I like space wolves
storm jungle
this shit having 1,5k upvotes is a real reddit moment
The black templar subreddit is such a shithole dude lmao
astral burrow
Don't like space marines in general but space wolves are chill
shadow plover
figures
storm jungle
as ever lol
near wasp
My reddit makes we wanna strap myself to a penitent engine
queen laurel
as ever lol
It's always the space vikings for these people default to when they don't like space marines but want to have space marines huh
near wasp
Like bro I do not care about politics stop recommending it to me
storm jungle
Warhammer is inherently political to a degree
theres not really any escape
the fandom perpetuates it lol
near wasp
My reddit has nothing to do with poltics
storm jungle
Yeah it does
queen laurel
Warhammer is inherently political to a degree
yeah as much as you want to avoid it literally the main organization of the imperium is a literally a giant political group that is too big for its own good
storm jungle
its reddit
near wasp
Like I don't even browse Warhammer there
queen laurel
<a:foxspin2:944771124305215538>
yes administratum i want to wait 1 billion years for my marriage to be approved
Yes I want to wait 20 years just so that I can do this one specific thing to live
outer wave
I love waiting 64 years to hear about what kind of crime I did
queen laurel
That organization if someone literally goes rogue they could pen the death of worlds
vagrant fox
I'm extremely woke, I eat Italian food sometimes
near wasp
Lol
vagrant fox
don't do that to me
storm jungle
Lmao gottem
vagrant fox
I should watch past the 3rd episode
vagrant fox
I just don't respect Italian Americans tbh
astral burrow
So glad I use reddit for nothing but news
vagrant fox
eyy badabing badaboom
outer wave
I use reddit too much for news ngl
vagrant fox
I only use reddit to look at subreddits that annoy me so I'll be annoyed, it's a poor habit
near wasp
Ok peterturbo
vagrant fox
what can I say, I love warhams, I hate warhams fans
queen laurel
you are weak willed
Every day I pray to gork and mork that Lore Chatisn't visited by mods much
astral burrow
Every day I pray to gork and mork that Lore Chatisn't visited by mods much
Dilara IS a mod.
near wasp
Every day I pray to gork and mork that Lore Chatisn't visited by mods much
Dilara is the only one who comes here often
vagrant fox
Dilara is friendly, she let Eternal stay for months
The real danger is other mods
astral burrow
I have no other options for news besides reddit cuz I love in the infancy of a dictatorship
near wasp
Dilara be like
astral burrow
Dilara is friendly, she let Eternal stay for months
The real danger is other mod...
Months?
Why are they gone now
vagrant fox
another mod took a look or something
near wasp
Dilara is friendly, she let Eternal stay for months
The real danger is other mod...
Wait, wait. Hold up is he gone
astral burrow
What were they doing
vagrant fox
Banned, gone, reduced to atoms
vagrant fox
Well, he is Jewish, and jews love to argue
near wasp
Woah
queen laurel
Dilara IS a mod.
yeah but the other ones don't visit here much which is a good thing
queen laurel
Well, he is Jewish, and jews love to argue
we say shit like this on the regular
vagrant fox
I jest, he was fine he just argued a lot over nothing that mattered and dragged it on and on
outer wave
I need the tea
He was arguing over the Minecraft movie how it was bad and people got annoyed with it in here so yeah
queen laurel
I jest, he was fine he just argued a lot over nothing that mattered and dragged ...
We were talking about how the Minecraft movie was not the best but it did its job and he went on for I kid you not more than 40 minutes on how why it's the worst movie to exist
near wasp
I mean it was bad xD that's an objective truth
queen laurel
i am not kidding
he argued with us that apparently he didn't care about the minecraft movie
but apparently he thought it didn't deserve credit
near wasp
It's so bad it loops around to bring gold
vagrant fox
It's just that it kept happening constantly like a broken record
queen laurel
when i pointed it out to him he told me he just wanted to argue straight up
vagrant fox
I didn't mind much, it gave me something to read
storm jungle
Dilara is friendly, she let Eternal stay for months
The real danger is other mod...
To be fair in his case the guy was a total dipshit.
queen laurel
getting on arguments about lore is one thing
Getting an argument over the ******* minecraft movie
storm jungle
I dont really dislike anyone that isnt a straight up asshole lol
queen laurel
yeah he needs to go
near wasp
I can't believe it was the Minecraft movie that finally broke it
storm jungle
I can't believe it was the Minecraft movie that finally broke it
Tbh he built up like multiple reports
because like
"I dont care. Im right" is not really a valid defense for a thing like that lol
queen laurel
because like
he would purposely look for arguments really
near wasp
Bro was a problem
queen laurel
It's literally an argument ork
storm jungle
Yeah that too, like I let it go but then another mod bagged em instantly after they started reporting him there too
queen laurel
always scrapping for debate
storm jungle
outer wave
Guy was kinda chill when he didn't argue
astral burrow
We were talking about how the Minecraft movie was not the best but it did its jo...
He ain't wrong tho
queen laurel
thats what makes it annoying
Yeah he is like very trained at balancing how much of A twat he is
near wasp
I mean I love causing problems but I only do that in yt comment sections
astral burrow
I argue a lot too out of boredom
nocturne crest
"Brother, what is with that cross?"
"Oh, brother, its Jesus, since the Emperor i...
Remember, some black templars decided to kill their primaris reinforcements.
near wasp
Never go out my way to start shit here. Y'all are wayyy to much fun
astral burrow
Will I get banned for the constant cassia glazing?
outer wave
Remember, some black templars decided to kill their primaris reinforcements.
Didn't know that and yet that makes so much sense
vagrant fox
I'm only here to shitpost and pass time
queen laurel
He ain't wrong tho
if you think it's bad fine but is it really worth interrupting the conversationof multiple people?
near wasp
Will I get banned for the constant cassia glazing?
No but you will be shamed
astral burrow
if you think it's bad fine but is it really worth interrupting the conversationo...
Was the conversation about Minecraft movie?
nocturne crest
Didn't know that and yet that makes so much sense
Yeah, I think it was the Chaplin who did it.
astral burrow
No but you will be shamed
If I cared about what people think I wouldn't be in love with her to begin with
queen laurel
Was the conversation about Minecraft movie?
Yeah me and couple of the fellas were talking about well it's not a great movie it does its job it's average
astral burrow
Feel free to shame me
sacred bluff
queen laurel
Then he barged in and argued with us for 40 minutes about why we are wrong and how he is right
astral burrow
Yeah me and couple of the fellas were talking about well it's not a great movie ...
It's job of making people throw popcorn everywhere ruin theaters and get arrested
Man, it was sad
Glad I didn't go to watch it, might have been a mess in theaters
vagrant fox
Then he barged in and argued with us for 40 minutes about why we are wrong and h...
Genuinely, I found it very funny. Weirdass behaviour though
near wasp
Flint and steel throws a lit Molotov
queen laurel
Genuinely, I found it very funny. Weirdass behaviour though
oh yeah straight up
queen laurel
It was funny but after a while it gets annoying
astral burrow
Who is the woman
queen laurel
Who is the woman
a sister of battle
astral burrow
I only argue with people for no reason if they have AI slop pfp, then I am an asshole
vagrant fox
It's the kind of shit I'd to on 4chan but it seems inappropriate to do here
queen laurel
Someone like argenta
astral burrow
a sister of battle
Oh yeah they are annoying
vagrant fox
Who isn't annoying to you in warhammers?
astral burrow
Oh nice a new character
"BY THE EMPEROR, DO YOU SEE HIS LIGHT"
Oh no...
sacred bluff
Who is the woman
some fanatic
vagrant fox
Hm, you get a -2
nocturne crest
Agatha was the SOB.
astral burrow
Hm, you get a -2
On what?
near wasp
You faith is weak sinner
vagrant fox
just a -2
astral burrow
Damn
vagrant fox
I'm keeping score
astral burrow
You faith is weak sinner
Faith won't pay the bills
nocturne crest
I wonder if GW could get away with making a female primarch for the tabletop.
vagrant fox
yes, but the chuds would lose their minds
near wasp
Faith won't pay the bills
Yes it will now pick up a bolter and kill in the emperor's name
vagrant fox
and so some revenue will be lost, so they won't do it
astral burrow
Yes it will now pick up a bolter and kill in the emperor's name
No I am busy
near wasp
You have a duty sister
nocturne crest
yes, but the chuds would lose their minds
True, but would be funny.
near wasp
Pfp
nocturne crest
TIL about the red Mordian models from the distance past.
vagrant fox
God, in his malice, made women easy on the eyes. One of the greatest sins comitted against humanity
astral burrow
ambigious name, pfp
It is the name of a snake, cool snake
astral burrow
God, in his malice, made women easy on the eyes. One of the greatest sins comitt...
She is beautiful
I rarely have men as my pfp
near wasp
I usually just have one of my OCS as pfp
astral burrow
https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-solid-snake-venom-snake-smile-mgs-gif-9363403571...
A venomous one even
Might even be INVISIBILE to the NAKED eye
I need a cassia pfp
vagrant fox
I just pick something and stick with it for years
nocturne crest
I usually change mine for Holidays.
But, I've kind of stuck with this one since Halloween.
vagrant fox
I haven't changed my Steam one in six years approx and I don't even like either of the two things it features anymore but whatever
raven stone
Think my Steam icon is just the GDI symbol
lol
I used to have the good olâ =I=
Then I changed to this compass as a Rogue Trader pfp stand in
vagrant fox
Mine's just a weird artsy fartsy Eva Unit 01 thing
I have a soft spot for the original Evangelion but I don't even like it much anymore
near wasp
I have tachanka from siege as my steam pfp
Because back in the day I was a tachanka main, my spawn peeks were legendary
astral burrow
I change my pfp so often
near wasp
Yeah I played him like year 1 before the rework
Or year two I think idk Mira was the newest op back then
vagrant fox
I never played Siege, I watched one match where people were peeking through tiny pinholes to kill people and decided it wasn't for me
Seemed way, way too sweaty
so of course I played CS with Russian hackers
astral burrow
I got siege on sale, played a bit, met a lot of assholes, stopped having fun, uninstalled
near wasp
I played tarkov
vagrant fox
Tarkov was sorta fun for a while
Usually just after wipes, bunch of hobos killing each other for nuts and bolts
near wasp
I play pve now adays
astral burrow
I hate extraction shooters they are very boring
near wasp
Tired of getting shot by hackers
young pecan
Are the daemonhosts we get in Darktide generally lore accurate strength, or is Cherubael and Prophaniti closer to what their strength should be?
young pecan
I hate extraction shooters they are very boring
Agree
astral burrow
@nocturne crest thanks for cassia art
young pecan
Now extraction fantasy games are scratching an itch that extraction shooters never did
near wasp
Kinda depends on the type of daemon bound and how much restrictions are placed on the host, weaker hosts are more easily controlled
nocturne crest
That's alright.
young pecan
Dungeonborne flopped purely because devs under-acted on balance issues that were ruining the game
Shame, was such a fun game
vagrant fox
The daemonhosts we fight are pretty low tier but I don't recall exactly
But the gameplay doesn't necessarily represent lore
young pecan
Truedge
Beasts of Nurgle are probably way too focused on what they're doing and would be more frenzied in lore
Cspawn too I think
near wasp
Beasts are basically big puppies
young pecan
Just looking for playmates
I like the "aroo?" it kinda does when it first sees players sometimes
near wasp
Anyways back to praying to big e for a son of the forest sequel
vagrant fox
Just sorta waiting for the Dune game or the Rogue Trader DLC
vagrant fox
Just waiting for the Tempestus Scions and Veterans of The Fall novels
More books faster, GW
near wasp
Lot of chaos books coming out recently
astral burrow
Age of sigma
near wasp
Lots of people like aos
tough haven
Arco-Flagellants are used by the Mechanicus as well as the ecclesiarchy, correct? I thought we saw one in the Forges of Mars books?
near wasp
I was always under the impression they were more for the ecclesiarchy
storm jungle
^
Even in Forges the flagellant in that is just on the ship, it was punished by ecclesiarchy personnel
tough haven
Secondly, could an Arco-Flagellant be created from someone who had recently died but their remains were largely intact.
near wasp
Not likely
celest dome
I mean, you could make a Servitor from a recently desceased, but a Flagellant out of one wouldn't be a flagellant
storm jungle
Also pretty good kitbashes
near wasp
Usually death sticks even servo skulls are usually somebody else's meat put in the skull
tough haven
I was trying to come up with like a "punishment after death" where the person is more or less brought back and forced to suffer once more
By the Mechanicus for a Heretek
near wasp
Don't piss off cawl
He'll make your memories into AI and make it die over and over again
tough haven
Don't piss off cawl
Also dont be his friend, cause he'll do a very similar thing
near wasp
Qkvo my beloved
vagrant fox
Just silly admech antics
near wasp
Cawls trial is probably my favorite chapter of any book I've read so far
tough haven
Its so fun
vagrant fox
I never know what to think about Cawl, at least he's often funny in parts
tough haven
I love him just because of how he kicks up waves
and walks on every knives edge, somehow successfully
storm jungle
I never know what to think about Cawl, at least he's often funny in parts
Theres not much to think
hes just a funny asshole
that also happens to love inventing
near wasp
He also can straight up change his own personality
storm jungle
vagrant fox
He's just sometimes a little too special for my tastes, same things that irks me about Fabius. It's kind of a non-issue in 40k, but it's there
storm jungle
Nah yeah he absolutely has mary sue moments.
"My character is so cool he trapped a necron cryptek in stasis.s"
tough haven
Nah yeah he absolutely has mary sue moments.
Mostly because he can be multiple people at once
storm jungle
"My character is so cool he got trained by haemonculi"
both definitely enter that sphere a bit lol
Its just written under the excuse that its comedic
tough haven
I dont mind cawl as much tbh
astral burrow
Is cawl a writer?
near wasp
"My character is so cool he got trained by haemonculi"
My character looked at slanesh and said "you ain't real" then nearly died
astral burrow
Or a character?
tough haven
"My character is so cool he trapped a necron cryptek in stasis.s"
dont forget, tricked a C'tan
tough haven
And to be fair, that cryptek did get out
vagrant fox
It's really a nitpick that doesn't matter but it's always there in the back of my head when I read about them
tough haven
It makes me roll my eyes but i can roll with it
It doesnt matter much to me as every character pulls of similar levels of bs
near wasp
And to be fair, that cryptek did get out
Didn't she get put back in the box?
tough haven
Didn't she get put back in the box?
I dont quite remember
tough haven
I thought she tries to kill him during the fabius fight and escapes
storm jungle
It's really a nitpick that doesn't matter but it's always there in the back of m...
Its a mix of the factor that people kinda never want to accept 40k in general has that Marvel/DC comic book nonsense in it.
Like how Batman can just solo a literal god because he has prep time or some bullshit contingency
lol
near wasp
Alfred beats super man in a 1v1
astral burrow
Its a mix of the factor that people kinda never want to accept 40k in general ha...
You fool, batman traveled to Egypt and ate the "sand that makes you immune to gods if it is 2 am and you are constipated and are holding a cotton candy" and the god happened to attack at that time
astral burrow
Does this guy even have any human parts left at all
vagrant fox
Cawl is always mpreg with the next qvo
astral burrow
It baffles me how the adeptus mechanicus can replace entire organs and bodies, and yet can't figure out how a computer actually works
vagrant fox
look at that schnozz he's kept
astral burrow
What he smiling for
near wasp
Probably because he just invented a new grav tank tread
vagrant fox
rediscovered, surely
near wasp
Nope
storm jungle
It baffles me how the adeptus mechanicus can replace entire organs and bodies, a...
They know how it works
vagrant fox
The mechanicus at the top aren't stupid, they know
storm jungle
not all techpriests are that stupid
vagrant fox
Lay techpriest nobodicus farticus probably doesn't entirely
tough haven
It baffles me how the adeptus mechanicus can replace entire organs and bodies, a...
They do, just through trial and error, they kinda dont understand the scientific process
Or rather they understand it, its just illegal
tough haven
Does this guy even have any human parts left at all
the multiple brains and part of his face
oh also cawl 100% does illegal shit all the time like actual science and invention, also AI
he's just ridiculously good at excusing it away
near wasp
Yeah he's very good at getting away with stuff
tough haven
He kinda plays all the factions of the mechanicus against each other
Anyone got a excerpt of his trial to share with this fellow?
astral burrow
The mechanicus at the top aren't stupid, they know
So they know the whole machine spirit thing is just bullshit?
tough haven
So they know the whole machine spirit thing is just bullshit?
No they 100% believe that its real
near wasp
Machine spirits are real
tough haven
those two things arent mutually exclusive
astral burrow
They know the inner workings of a computer, and still think it has a spirit in it?
Silly.
vagrant fox
It easily can
tough haven
They know the inner workings of a computer, and still think it has a spirit in i...
Things they attribute to the machine spirit are also regular functions, and they kinda believe both are true
astral burrow
I guess doctors believe in souls
tough haven
that the spirit makes those internal fuctions work
and the internal functions fuel the spirit
astral burrow
God 40k world is so stupid
tough haven
I love machine spirits as a concept, cause its both entirely unprovable, and entirely plausible and its left vague as to which is correct
tough haven
God 40k world is so stupid
Thats kinda the point
part of why its entertaining
cause its so silly
astral burrow
It is fun to act like irl tech has them
tough haven
and its also supposed to be satire of the extremes of the human condition
tough haven
It is fun to act like irl tech has them
Whos to say it doesnt?
Coders and engineers are the most superstitious people I know
thats what makes the mechanicus amazing cause its totally plausible this is what happened if you isolated those people for thousands of years
Ive got purity seals all over the pc I'm using rn
near wasp
Anyone got a excerpt of his trial to share with this fellow?
The trial
vagrant fox
I've heard there's a ritual in Taiwan to offer snacks to server racks, something to do with the snacks having a name that relates to obedient
People just do that
Then in 40k the warp exists and spirits are real
astral burrow
Coders and engineers are the most superstitious people I know
I tried to make a game before, had to use the rite of try randomus bullshitus till it workus until the machine spirit favored me
near wasp
I legit prayed to the server room at work and suddenly it came back online
astral burrow
You are now a tech priest
tough haven
I tried to make a game before, had to use the rite of try randomus bullshitus ti...
have you tried the ritual of slumber and reanimation
dont forget the supplications to the motive force
if you think machine spirits are silly
near wasp
I am the tech guy for my gaming group
tough haven
look into the Motive Force
astral burrow
have you tried the ritual of slumber and reanimation
Yeah, on myself, to think straight
vagrant fox
I love that story about some guy working on a radar on a naval vessel, it would only operate if it had chicken bones sacrificed to it
tough haven
look into the Motive Force
Its just electricity
astral burrow
look into the Motive Force
What is that
tough haven
but its part of their holy trinity
astral burrow
Lmao
tough haven
You have to pray to the motive force to ensure your machine activates and runs properly
astral burrow
Someone who doesn't know about electricity would consider it very magical tho
tough haven
theres two entire sects of priests that worship it
vagrant fox
Magnets are magic to me, no one can convince me otherwise
astral burrow
An invisible power that moves through cables, powers the entire world, and can hurt you
vagrant fox
this one, big fan
astral burrow
Nukes too
tough haven
The motive force is life
tough haven
this one, big fan
Ill take "Shit that didnt happen" for 500
vagrant fox
99% but I find it funny
tough haven
But its funny to consider, I too love that post
astral burrow
You take apart a very tiny thing and it releases enough energy to glass a city
That's magic
tough haven
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Electro-priest
I love these guys
astral burrow
Magnets make no sense, they just work
Even when you go down to it
"electrons pull protons"
That's just smaller magnet
How does it work?!
near wasp
Strong and weak nuclear forces
vagrant fox
Didn't the Greek recently bless their new aircraft, I've read about the Japanese doing it
near wasp
It's two of the fundamental forces of the universe
tough haven
The trial
I love how reasonable this is, but its like the gravest heresy
and how it actually worked
they bought it
cinder pivot
near wasp
Honestly some of those priest probably went home to try cawls exact experiment
sacred bluff
vagrant fox
But what are the lore implications
cinder pivot
vagrant fox
Actually it don't matter, I don't do 30k
near wasp
I need to start the heresy but mannnnnnn
I already know what happens soon like I don't really wanna read it
cinder pivot
horus heresy? more like horus here-sleep
rocky gale
I've got enough Space Marine slop in 40k, why would I care about another game that's even more Space Marine slop
near wasp
The hh is like all spacemarine
near wasp
And thiel yelling I told you so
vagrant fox
I don't even mind that, I like space marines and all, but primarchs are boring as characters to me
rocky gale
and all the models that aren't Space Marines are only there to stand beside your Marines while they punch each other
astral burrow
Guess we're getting a new edition of Horus Heresy
New edition?
storm jungle
It's like 99% Space Marines punching eachother
astral burrow
I've got enough Space Marine slop in 40k, why would I care about another game th...
Oh nvm
rocky gale
New edition?
Rules for the Tabletop game will be getting updated, also means new waves of models will be released
astral burrow
I don't want space marines
rocky gale
Yea
astral burrow
Marines are so boring
rocky gale
The Horus Heresy game is pretty much all Space Marines
astral burrow
Giant invulnerable men blah blah it was fun the first few hours
rocky gale
It's Space Marines, then some cool Admech units and some cool Solar Auxilia
astral burrow
I would rather read about the normal people
rocky gale
But 98% Space Marines
astral burrow
Imma get into it all in summer
storm jungle
I don't want space marines
You will want space marines.
astral burrow
If my exam goes well
storm jungle
Do not resist.
astral burrow
I can't even afford minis but
vagrant fox
more space marines, now
astral burrow
If I get any
They won't be marines
Will be adeptus mechanicus, or the steel something, what was it
The krieg but not nazi
astral burrow
What was it called
storm jungle
NOW.
storm jungle
Yes
vagrant fox
It has to be done, the space marine fans say its funds all of the other factions
astral burrow
astral burrow
It has to be done, the space marine fans say its funds all of the other factions
Ah it has to be true then
storm jungle
It has to be done, the space marine fans say its funds all of the other factions
I hated that shit whenever he said it
astral burrow
Who?
storm jungle
its such a "Ok and?" statement lol
astral burrow
You **will** want space marines.
What do u even need so many chapters for
Most of it is just recolors no?
storm jungle
What do u even need so many chapters for
Homebrew.
vagrant fox
homebrew
astral burrow
I don't think that many gimmicks or personalities even exist in the universe
vagrant fox
Tbf I'm having fun with the guys I'm making
celest dome
It has to be done, the space marine fans say its funds all of the other factions
Then maybe it's time to crash down then
summer mural
You **will** want space marines.
damn
summer mural
How do I scam people with space marines as much as gw does?
astral burrow
How do I get fun minis with tools to paint them for free
vagrant fox
You sell painted marines for way too much or 3d printed/3d files on etsy
storm jungle
Tbf I'm having fun with the guys I'm making
I got my own space marine Chapter too so like- actually I cant even say im biased, i got homebrew for literally almost every faction lol
summer mural
nice
storm jungle
rocky gale
Wolf spotted
storm jungle
aaa-
tough haven
I got my own space marine Chapter too so like- actually I cant even say im biase...
Tell me about em
storm jungle
but arent space wolves your favourite
Thats a jackal!!!!
astral burrow
but arent space wolves your favourite
Good taste ngl
astral burrow
They sound the most fun
tough haven
How do I get fun minis with tools to paint them for free
Try tabletop sim, its only 10$, the rest is free
astral burrow
Try tabletop sim, its only 10$, the rest is free
I don't wanna play it
rose thorn
How do I get fun minis with tools to paint them for free
Thereâs liek 20 dollar starter kits
tough haven
They sound the most fun
I'd like them if wolf wasnt in every aspect
rose thorn
From gw
storm jungle
Tell me about em
They are basically just scavenging assholes and a Raven Guard successor that just accept missions as long as it has good salvage/stuff for them to get during it.
tough haven
The painting is my fav part
You're insane
tough haven
They are basically just scavenging assholes and a Raven Guard successor that jus...
Based
astral burrow
Thereâs liek 20 dollar starter kits
Not where I live, double that with taxes and 20$ more for shipping
tough haven
Are they friends with the blood ravens?
summer mural
painting admech looks incredibly difficult
tough haven
Not where I live, double that with taxes and 20$ more for shipping
US?
storm jungle
Based
I wrote one story where a planet is about to be destroyed by some giant aliens and instead of helping the civillians evacuate they use all their dropships to loot the industrial base before leaving them to die
astral burrow
No
storm jungle
rose thorn
Not where I live, double that with taxes and 20$ more for shipping
Do you live in the Midwest??
astral burrow
Just bad taxes from every country
vagrant fox
Etsy is wild, you can buy one(1) painted primaris captain for $150
sacred bluff
Guess we're getting a new edition of Horus Heresy
maybe they'll give us omnibus's so we can afford the entire heresy
astral burrow
WE DONT GET SHIT
rose thorn
I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
OH
astral burrow
Etsy is wild, you can buy one(1) painted primaris captain for $150
Painted?
vagrant fox
yes
storm jungle
đ
summer mural
Nah, roommates
rest in peace.
storm jungle
Anyway what country in the middle-east
storm jungle
Tell me now!!!
astral burrow
READ
astral burrow
We are not neighbors
storm jungle
ISH
astral burrow
BUT TURKEY IS NOT IN THE MIDDLE EAST
Geographically kinda
storm jungle
Geographically kinda
its technically both in europe and asia but yeah
astral burrow
It is not EU, doesn't give the same impression
summer mural
isnt assassins creed revelations set in turkey
astral burrow
It is like EU, but not connected to the rest of it
storm jungle
^
vagrant fox
the eternal kebab
near wasp
Play too much ck3 so it's always gonna be Constantinople
summer mural
so do all natives turkey folks too go base jumping off galata tower?
storm jungle
No minis for us
Yeah if you are in turkey theres like-
1 general single miniature store in istanbul
and thats literally it
storm jungle
I cant even get digital stuff from Black Library because "we cannot ship there"
??? Ok james.
I pay my friend to buy it, pay them back, then they give me the epubs.
Actually crazy
astral burrow
I am not even considering studying there, Ankara it is
astral burrow
I pay my friend to buy it, pay them back, then they give me the epubs.
Lmao
rose thorn
Found it
storm jungle
Ankara is better yeah
summer mural
LMAO
summer mural
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
astral burrow
The way people treat Erdogan
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-piracy-great-pirate-era-gif-25153663
Genuinely lol, my hand is actually forced.
astral burrow
You would think he becomes the emperor
rose thorn
Lmao
summer mural
Big Erdogan
tough haven
Genuinely lol, my hand is *actually* forced.
Still based
astral burrow
Genuinely lol, my hand is *actually* forced.
I can however get gamepass for 8$
And rogue trader season pass is 2$
And darktide outfits are 2$ each
vagrant fox
Maybe I should be rich in Turkey instead of poor here
astral burrow
Maybe I should be rich in Turkey instead of poor here
Turkey is fine if you are rich
But you will be hated by everyone
near wasp
I'm already hated by everybody
vagrant fox
Nvm it's too hot, anything above 22 celsius is for devils
astral burrow
Cuz the only way to get rich here is
Unfavorable things
Things that can get you arrested in a few months
I hope
Please
near wasp
It's ok it's only a little bit of cryptoscamming
storm jungle
But you will be hated by everyone
Dont forget discord also being blocked
so I gotta use a VPN lol
vagrant fox
At least I have three miniature stores within five hours of me, but that's all of them in the country I know of
astral burrow
Pleeeease protests result in something good I need this, my president is kinda evil
storm jungle
Decaptiate ErdoÄan đ
astral burrow
so I gotta use a VPN lol
I have a VPN on 24/7
shadow plover
and we never heard of Dilara again
vagrant fox
you can't kill ataturk two, atatwork?
astral burrow
I can't vc with people while gaming anymore cuz the VPN fucks up with the game
I don't even wanna buy a better VPN
Cuz it will show up in my bank records
And these fuckers might arrest me for it
storm jungle
DUDE SAME
shadow plover
And these fuckers might arrest me for it
what the hell
astral burrow
vagrant fox
Isn't tax haven cyprus right next door
astral burrow
Idk
I can't swim
I wanna live in Japan
Or Canada
I have friends in Alaska might just settle there away from cities
vagrant fox
Japan seems miserable to live in, fun to visit
astral burrow
Japan seems miserable to live in, fun to visit
I have friends there too
near wasp
Alaska is a great choice
astral burrow
Really lovely ones
astral burrow
Alaska is a great choice
Right?
She has a company too good chance she can hire me there I just gotta get my degree
I am gonna be in my solid snake arc riding dogsleds in Alaska
storm jungle
I have friends in Alaska might just settle there away from cities
Alaska is an amazing cohice
just dont get eaten by wild animals
near wasp
Just be ready to not have the best wifi or access to to travel
vagrant fox
Living in the arctic circle is the most depressing shit I've ever done
storm jungle
Isn't Alaska just US
I mean kinda but barely
vagrant fox
I can't really recommend it
near wasp
USA is huge
astral burrow
Just be ready to not have the best wifi or access to to travel
If I get to leave turkey I don't mind
storm jungle
Alaska is more or less is its own thing
astral burrow
And my friend has a tech company so
near wasp
It's like 50 countries in a trench coat
storm jungle
mainland U.S is an absolute shitshow though yeah
vagrant fox
Night for 6 months kills you
astral burrow
I am sure the wifi will be fine
astral burrow
Night for 6 months kills you
Not antartica bruh
astral burrow
6 month night?
storm jungle
but its not that bad
astral burrow
All nighter time
storm jungle
yep
near wasp
Yes
astral burrow
vagrant fox
yes
near wasp
Just take some vitamins
astral burrow
"I will go to sleep in the morning"
near wasp
You'll be fine
vagrant fox
eternal day also messes with you but it's sorta fun
astral burrow
Except maybe Ukraine
storm jungle
Anywhere is better than turkey ngl
Correct.
tough haven
Hows this sound for a judgement on an imperial officer who let some deserters go once?
astral burrow
Those are worse
tough haven
"When [character name] arrived at his officers quarters he found a group of Arbitrators waiting to take him into custody, where he was found guilty of sedition, harboring traitors, and the sin of forgiveness. In an unusually merciful ruling given his years of service, he was given summary execution and his body was planted on a stake outside the judgement hall as a warning."
astral burrow
You ever moved out of turkey dilara?
tough haven
Those are worse
Trust me, you do not wanna go to the US rn
vagrant fox
I lived there for a while and the pipes froze during winter and people shot themselves or were chronic alcoholics
astral burrow
Trust me, you do not wanna go to the US rn
If I do, it is gonna be Alaska