40k-lore-chat

[median star]

so arbites is an imperium wide organization right while enforcers as a title are also imperium wide byt theyre leadership is usually more local based?

[green loom]

Enforcers are local law enforcement

Arbites are tithe enforcers

[summer mural]

discord mods basically

[celest dome]

Enforcers is more of a "type" of organisation

Not all worlds will have their equivalent under that name

[storm jungle]

Arbites are in almost basically every planet in the Imperium acting as FBI Cops to make sure the governmental sides run smoothly.

Enforcers are just given to... well, enforcers/police-esque groups that are there to keep crime in check which they usually dont give a shit about most of the time.

[celest dome]

(Or necessarily have an equivalent)

[median star]

so if a noble is caught doing no nos are arbites allowed to stop them or is it only going to fall into their jurisdiction if the tithe isnt being payed

[storm jungle]

They dont really care as long as the tithes are run yeah.

Or say if said noble is caught doing something like say affecting planetary shipping or anything that actively distrupts the tithe.

Arbites will sometimes let literal small scale civil wars happen when the public wants to depose a planetary governor and replace them lol

[median star]

i imagine the however many arbites on atoma currently arent to worried as the tithe hasnt been greatly effected yet or has it

[storm jungle]

They are very much worried.

The planet is at fucking war lol

The characters also actively mention the tithe is being affected.

they're probably already deployed full force already around the hive/planet doing their thing.

[celest dome]

There aren't necessarily Arbites on Atoma

[median star]

so would it be the arbites job to be actively be fighting the dregs and scabs to get things back in order or are they just going to keep hounding on the nobles and grendyl to get shit moving again

[storm jungle]

Whatever gets the tithes moving.

It depends on the situation.

They are a flexible organisation.

[median star]

so rogue traders obv id assume have to also pay tithes from whatever planets they might own but would they have to pay anything extra that theyd be getting from like fleet based revenue etc

[storm jungle]

It depends.

Too varied, all planets do their own thing for tithes.

The most expected thing is Psykers, Guardsmen, Resources. Or anything else that the Administratum applies to them.

Anything fleet based is not really a "tithe".

[celest dome]

The Atoma situation is fresh, the Arbites wouldn't necessarily be sent to it till reports by the Administratum are being made

[celest dome]

Would Psyker technically be part of the Tithe since it's taken care of by the Black Ships ?

[median star]

so say a planet is shit on overran or whatever by the time they send someone out to check on where their tithes are would whoever owned that planet if theyre stll alive still owe the expected tithes from when they stopped coming in

[celest dome]

iirc yes

[storm jungle]

Yeah psykers are a part of the tithe.

Its mentioned in rulebooks.

[storm jungle]

Doesnt matter whos dead or alive. The entire purpose of an imperial world has always and will be to pay its tithes to Terra.

No exceptions.

[median star]

can arbites also be psykers

[celest dome]

Not that we know of

But Arbites probably do have Psykers attached to them

Same for Ogryns

Those not being Arbites outright, but being under their employ

[tough haven]

If they're human, they can be psykers, getting a job as one of the arbites doesnt save you from a psychic awakening, no

whether or not you'll be accepted or allowed to live in your organization afterwards is a different question

[storm jungle]

No.

[median star]

funny little psyker ratlings when

[tough haven]

bros gonna cast "summon snack"

[arctic talon]

Mfw you get brutally beaten and arrested

[tough haven]

Yeah thats what I mean

sure technically its possible

but not really

[astral burrow]

God, why do most psyker minis suck

[queen laurel]

I don't know what you mean they look good to me

[hexed orchid]

[outer wave]

Peak male body shape

[astral burrow]

I didn't even see this before now I hate em more

Aren't there any that's just a guy with a hood

Holding a force staff

[celest dome]

Munda has a couple too

She is one

[median star]

tf is that

[queen laurel]

ash waste nomads

[median star]

no the creature

[celest dome]

Left one

[queen laurel]

dustback helamite

[queen laurel]

@astral burrow ere

good looking psykers

[celest dome]

Then there are the Delaque and the Esher Shivver

[queen laurel]

it's basically giant irradiated insects that the nomads ride to batlle

[celest dome]

Could also kitbash some of thr Water guild mini

[queen laurel]

true

necromunda is fire

[median star]

looks evil

[queen laurel]

it's not it's just an animal

[celest dome]

Mammalian prejudice

[queen laurel]

bro is specist

[outer wave]

He's just a lil guy

Well, bigger than most men, but stil a lil guy

[queen laurel]

That thing is fast enough to keep up with a vehicle and has a metallic exoskeleton

It's an insult to call that thing a little guy

[celest dome]

The smaller one are fast, but the big one is somewhat slower iirc

[queen laurel]

are you talking about the cavalry version instead of the storm caller?

[celest dome]

The Stormcaller one

[queen laurel]

They have the same movement characteristic of five inches

[celest dome]

Oh damn

[queen laurel]

Yeah don't let that disabled foot of the storm callers mount fool you

it's still damn fast enough to keep up with the healthy ones

[young pecan]

I finally made my first pokemon tcg deck

Works purty good

[astral burrow]

Kinda cool but ehh

too many bells and whistles

Looks more like a japanese dancer or something

[astral burrow]

I LOVE THIS

[astral burrow]

THE RIGHT ONE TOO WHAT IS THE RIGHT OKE

That's the exact look I want in every game

I gotta buy that mini one day

[rocky gale]

Damn, Soulblight aren't even getting a new Spearhead

It's just the same box repackaged with the new Deathrattle skeletons

[queen laurel]

Asun'ghar, the Lady of Ash,

[arctic talon]

Ngl

I kind of wish they’d keep the old death rattles in stock

[queen laurel]

interesting because these are basically just better death rattles why keep the old one

[arctic talon]

I like how they look more lol

[queen laurel]

fair

[arctic talon]

I like how they look much more

Tbh

[queen laurel]

yeah i'm not gonna lie these guys have more aura

[arctic talon]

The new death rattles look less organized? I guess

[queen laurel]

Oh I see it now the armor

It makes them look less tough for me

[arctic talon]

Yeah

They look much less imposing

The new grave guard look great though

Er

Barrow guard

[queen laurel]

my favorites are the wight kings

[arctic talon]

His helmet reminds me of something

It feels familiar

[prisma lark]

if only the minis were half as good as the artwork...

[celest dome]

Still better than the other 90% of the miniatures in 40k

[astral burrow]

Ah, a named big bad character...

[astral burrow]

I would love to buy this one then but god it looks fragile

This is a nomad?

I wonder if I can make any class in darktide look like that

[queen laurel]

She's not really a bad person

She just you know supports her people very very well

[celest dome]

Stormcaller from the Nomads

[astral burrow]

Hmm I guess

Most minis are just named characters right?

Besides space marines

[astral burrow]

Also a specific named character? Or is that a job?

[queen laurel]

not really

Some psyker minis are characters but not all of them

[celest dome]

Considering the other ||Magrave spawns|| she is quite great

[astral burrow]

She looks much cooler in the mini

[celest dome]

Title

[astral burrow]

That head on a random psyker would look great

[astral burrow]

Ah nice

Looks awesome I fw it

[queen laurel]

that's what these guys are called, in lore they literally summon dust storms to cover their warband's advance

another name for them is Wy'tari

[celest dome]

I'd love to see a tide faction based on the Nomads

Having Atoman Nomads that are old Tzeentch Cultists returning to the Hive

[queen laurel]

oh yeah by the way Wy'tari can be psykers but they can also just be this

Yeah necromunda has a lot of archeotech lying around

[astral burrow]

How do they look under the mask?

Just human?

[celest dome]

Asun'ghar has a Spirit staff iirc

[queen laurel]

that's the thing with nomads no one knows

Because they literally take the body of their dead

[astral burrow]

I love it

[queen laurel]

and immediately disappear

[astral burrow]

Like jawas

[celest dome]

Seeing as Asun'ghar is a child of ||the Gouvernor|| I don't think most of them don't look like human.
Some probably ought to look like human but with beady-insect eyes

[queen laurel]

yeah some of them are definitely psykers but some of them are hinted to seemingly use archaeotech

Also

they can literally bring spirits that mess with technology

[astral burrow]

Lol

Mechanicus must hate them

[median star]

the omnessiah strikes again

[queen laurel]

they randomly take every technology they can get their beady hands on and modify it to fit their needs

Yeah safe to say they will absolutely despise them

[outer wave]

Question: how long can humans live in 40k, with help from cybernetics (barring mechanicus; I just mean more normal humans like nobles or high ranking officers)?

[arctic talon]

Those are lore wise archeotech

[celest dome]

As long as the narrative need them to

[outer wave]

Damn I forgot the meta narrative would play a role in this

We dont have average statistics for this?

[median star]

like 800ish years i think

[queen laurel]

aren't it like a mix of both?

psychic related stuff and archaeotech

[arctic talon]

No

It’s just archeotech for the spirits

[rocky gale]

There used to be a lore thing about non modified Humans not being able to live much past 500 and how rejuvination treatments just sort of stops being effective after that

[arctic talon]

It’s why you can equip them on anyone

[queen laurel]

ohh i see

[rocky gale]

But I think that's kind of been ignored by now

[arctic talon]

But the ash waste psykers

[outer wave]

Huuuuh interesting

[celest dome]

Rejuvenating procedures ~ 400 years

[arctic talon]

Are like actual psykers lol

[hallow basin]

Several hundred years is a good bet. If they're really important, you can do a 1000 or sumthn, but that's really rare

[arctic talon]

They will smite your ass

[outer wave]

Seems to line up with Larmoth's estimates so sounds about right

[queen laurel]

But the storm callers can be both basically

[arctic talon]

Yes

[outer wave]

I see I see

[arctic talon]

Since it’s wargear

Also the ash waste like

Acid sprayer

[outer wave]

But I imagine you basically lose your mind after 300 ish years

[arctic talon]

FUCKING SUCKS

It’s so bad

[queen laurel]

are you talking about the venom caster?

[arctic talon]

It’s like the worst part rules wise if the new book

Yes the venom caster

It’s awful

Costs a ton

Doesn’t do much

[queen laurel]

But how about the rest of the gang

How do they hold up

[arctic talon]

Good

Ash waste nomads good

[median star]

losing not in my imperium commissar shoot that man

[rose thorn]

SO FUCKING EXCITED

[queen laurel]

nice

[queen laurel]

finally an AOS news so that you can calm down a little bit

[rocky gale]

Yeeeee

[queen laurel]

But I am also excited

[outer wave]

😔 🔫

[rocky gale]

Only downside is the lack of a new Spearhead for Soulblight

[queen laurel]

For the new ork book

[rose thorn]

It hasn’t released yet sadly

[rocky gale]

Na they aren't getting one

[arctic talon]

Nah it’s the same as the old one

[rose thorn]

They are getting one

[arctic talon]

Just repackaged with new death rattles

Lol

[rose thorn]

Yee but they are gonna get the Skeleton one

[arctic talon]

Oh

Weird

[rocky gale]

Oh from the Army box?

[arctic talon]

The new death rattles I’m not a fan of personally

Tbh

[rose thorn]

We had this very conversation already

[rocky gale]

Have we?

[arctic talon]

I forgor

I’m sick as hell rn

And I have a final exam tomorrow

[rose thorn]

Me too

Chem

[arctic talon]

Lol

[rocky gale]

Ohhhh

I forgot about that

[queen laurel]

hey wolf in looking at this catalog how do you think the new ork book will hold up

[arctic talon]

Mines for distributed software development

[rose thorn]

H-how do you make a final for that???

[arctic talon]

Good

[arctic talon]

So you know theory

You know code

Now apply it with horrifying questions

[rose thorn]

lmao

[rocky gale]

Damn exams on a bank holiday?

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside it’s mostly testing on the theory and concepts behind what’s taught

With a few coding related ones

[rocky gale]

Wait does the US have Bank holidays?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

We’re still waiting on the Gloomspite gitz’ new spearhead

[arctic talon]

But not for students

[nocturne crest]

New Darktide idea for a class: Pit Slave / chrono-gladiator class.

[rocky gale]

Oh

[rose thorn]

It’s really weird they haven’t announced it officially yet

[arctic talon]

Students only get federal holidays off

[queen laurel]

Are you talking about the borgits or something different

[rose thorn]

The wolf one yeah

They said all the spearheads that have rules will be purchasable

[queen laurel]

What's their name

[rose thorn]

God knows

[rocky gale]

Ohh didnt realise it was going to be a box

[rose thorn]

Maybe they are waiting for the army box to sell out

[rocky gale]

I was going to just get the Armybox and the HQ seperately

Since that gives you the Spearhead

[rose thorn]

If it gets released it would be an amazing box

[queen laurel]

That's great to hear

[rose thorn]

Army box, spearhead, and that’s almost 2k points I think

For like, 370 dollars

[arctic talon]

They prolly are

[rocky gale]

Hmm

Guess I could get the Army box then and not grab the HQ, just wait for the Spearhead

[arctic talon]

It’s not because the drive by shooting on bug is real/hj

[rose thorn]

It might take a while, if i wanan guess it would be during the spearhead event

Bones and sand

did they officially announce the name of the event?

[arctic talon]

No

[rose thorn]

Yea

[arctic talon]

Guh

[rose thorn]

Summer classes are like, barely over a month how the fuck do I have to read 8 books

[outer wave]

Very quickly

[rose thorn]

I’m dyslexic as fuck I’m cooked

[outer wave]

Read them incredibly quickly or use sparknotes

[queen laurel]

by gritting your teeth and just like an iron jaw charge through it

[outer wave]

Bulgur you cant just 'read' a book by headbutting it over and over

[queen laurel]

And you can't read a book by eating it but I don't judge you now do I

[outer wave]

HEY I GET ALL THE NUTRIENTS GOING INTO MY BRAIN

BOOKS ARE FULL OF FIBRE

AND THE INK IS A NICE SALTY TOUCH

[queen laurel]

That's why your breath would kill a wizard and a fighter book breath it smells like shit

[outer wave]

It dont smell that bad

I floss using fresh sinew and mint every day

[queen laurel]

yeah that's why your breath smells like a old shoe that's been dumped on boiled blood and piss

[outer wave]

You say that, I say its very fresh

@queen laurel Since you're an ork: do you prefer WAAAAGHDonald's or Dakkaking?

[queen laurel]

both

next question

[outer wave]

Oh a Boy of Kulture I see

[queen laurel]

processed food is processed food can't really be picky in that department

[outer wave]

I really like that Dakkaking gives out a free shoota with each combo meal

[queen laurel]

My hungry ass would go to the closest place

and just eat there

[outer wave]

Same

I eat the plate after too as a dessert

[queen laurel]

yeah it's crunchy

[outer wave]

Mhm! Though I really like WAAAGHDonald's WAAAAGH fries

I dunno how they do it, but they're always nice and crispy

Real talk: I do love the idea of competing fast food branches within Ork Society

[queen laurel]

The only competition in ork society is almost always related to war

newer bigger weapons?

war

better ways to kill things?

war

All about war

[outer wave]

Yeah their employees constantly get into fights while the "SEE-EEE-OHHHs" shit talk the other while advertising their businesses

Its such a silly but very fitting idea

[median star]

do humans ever eat other xenos ie tau ork or aeldari

[storm jungle]

No.

[arctic talon]

It’s considered heresy to eat their tainted flesh

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Squigs are acceptable

[queen laurel]

Yeah but only under heavy circumstances

[outer wave]

^

[median star]

arent tau descendent from bovine or something tau burger mayhaps

[outer wave]

I think they're bovine-esque?

[storm jungle]

arent humans descended from monkeys, shouldnt we eat our brains.

🧠

[outer wave]

Yummers, monke brain

[arctic talon]

They got hooves

[median star]

in sure we could eat a jokareo

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh

before he annihilated-vaporized us with a laser pen

[queen laurel]

You want to try that?

Yeah go ahead

[arctic talon]

I do not want to try to stab the jokaero

[queen laurel]

Try to eat the monkey that makes laser beams and

[storm jungle]

Orangutans are chill for a reason

[queen laurel]

Literally plasma weapons

I dare you

[outer wave]

Orangutans are cool fellas

[arctic talon]

Mfw the monke has a refractor shield and Las cannon

[queen laurel]

100 imperial guardmen versus one jokaero

[median star]

so do the jokareo ever actually try and do anything or are they just all big chillers

[storm jungle]

Both.

They do what they want

They are advanced orangutan inventers

[arctic talon]

You don’t fuck with them

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-driving-gif-24461244

[arctic talon]

They don’t fuck with you

[queen laurel]

Yeah but they more or less work like orks

[arctic talon]

Do not do what deathwatch did

Lol

[queen laurel]

They just follow their instinct

[storm jungle]

Yeah the lore outright says that too which is great lol

[queen laurel]

And build whatever the f***

[storm jungle]

like they try to kill one

and it vaporises an entire kill-team

[summer mural]

lmao

[storm jungle]

💀

[arctic talon]

Deathwatch tried to attack a jokaero ship

It fucking vaporized the entire watch fortress

And destroyed the naval fleet attacking it

[storm jungle]

Chadgutans.

[median star]

did the aeldari not have the same prejudice against them as they did orks after war in heaven

[storm jungle]

No?

Why would they.

[arctic talon]

Jokaero are chill

[storm jungle]

lol

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

Bro just cannot read the lore.

tragic

[arctic talon]

The Krorks literally did not have an off button

And were destroying everything

[median star]

were they not made by the old ones

[queen laurel]

If anything eldar would probably just leave them alone

[storm jungle]

Yeah.

[arctic talon]

They were

[queen laurel]

What's the point of beefing with the super monkeys

[storm jungle]

Why would that be a reason

[median star]

wait

[storm jungle]

no

next question

[queen laurel]

Jesus man

[arctic talon]

But the orks are an issue not because they were made by the old ones reasons

But because they are Orks

[queen laurel]

That's why the grunters here don't read

Are a big problem

[spare osprey]

black library should just put out a book of random “animal” companions. Do like a jokareo, watcher in the dark, squig and a Thunderwolf

Make them find treasure

[storm jungle]

ı wish.

[queen laurel]

Old ones really did not think this through

[arctic talon]

This sounds like a good book

[spare osprey]

GW should hire me, every book is gonna have a squig

[median star]

is necron or jokareo tech better

[storm jungle]

Necron.

Next question.

[spare osprey]

Yeah I’d imagine necron

[queen laurel]

I love the monkeys but

Celestial orrery

[median star]

are jokaero susceptible to chaos

[storm jungle]

We dont know.

Next question.

[median star]

your supposed to be the knower tho smh

[storm jungle]

Its not even written about 😩

[arctic talon]

Jokaero are presumably resilient to chaos

Like all old ones creations lol

[queen laurel]

Do you think everyone here is some kind of lore god

I'm not the god of ork lore nor is dilara the god of 40k lore

[summer mural]

Im the real lore god

[storm jungle]

Not on my watch.

[queen laurel]

If you're a real lore god that makes trump a good president

[storm jungle]

holy shit

[summer mural]

I am your god.
You have no other lords before me

[storm jungle]

its my favorite fallout character

Orange the Monkey

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-monkey-monke-sniper-monkey-king-kong-gif-20356254

[arctic talon]

Can’t believe andor made both pipe bombs and huffing gasoline canon

[spare osprey]

😬

[median star]

do the dwarfs and monkey ever chill together

[arctic talon]

It’s peak

[arctic talon]

The LoV prolly don’t

[storm jungle]

They trade when the oppoturnity provides itself.

[outer wave]

Me when I think too hard

[arctic talon]

They’re isolationists

[storm jungle]

but not actively yeah lol

[spare osprey]

That shit was straight up like huffing napalm

[spring cairn]

psyker monkey

[spare osprey]

I fucking love it

[queen laurel]

Fallout legionaire when i get my hands on an antimaterial rifle

[arctic talon]

Saw my terrorist GOAT

[storm jungle]

FOR THE REBELLIOOOOOOON

🗣️

[spare osprey]

WOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

Put him in Star Wars legions now

I want to play him on the tabletop

[spare osprey]

Most documented rebel ever

[arctic talon]

And bomb civilians convoys

[spare osprey]

I gotta read that one battlefront book

I bought it when the game came out. Apparently it’s some imperials infiltrating Saw’s dudes after the Death Star blew up

[median star]

have the jokaero ever considered armor

[spring cairn]

monkey

[storm jungle]

monkey

Next question.

[median star]

they seem to always just be rocking the all natural

[storm jungle]

Its a fucking orangutan

they do what they want

[spare osprey]

Could 100 men beat 1 jokaero

[spring cairn]

if they had armor you wouldn't be able to see it's a cool monkey

[queen laurel]

Want this walking war crime in legion

[queen laurel]

Stole my joke smh

[spare osprey]

You’re welcome

[storm jungle]

[outer wave]

Tbf most monkeys are just

Much stronger than us

Chimps, gorillas, etc

[median star]

thats why their will be 100

[arctic talon]

I want to see Saw’s rebels do something extremely violent in Andor at least once

Like the scene in rogue one

[spare osprey]

Ngl they should put the murder bots in, already have em for another game

[median star]

do jokaero even actually speak

[arctic talon]

No

[queen laurel]

There are f****** monkey

[arctic talon]

They make monkey sounds

[spare osprey]

Yeah they’re just smart monkey

[queen laurel]

Think of them literally as orangutans have the instinct to know how to build the advanced technology

That's literally it

[median star]

are bananas extinct in 40k

[arctic talon]

You know it’s a good urban warfare scene when it gives someone a ptsd attack

https://youtu.be/XJT6t6tAmgo?si=A5qXU0nCJqRmaCDE

[arctic talon]

Prolly not

Well

[queen laurel]

No it's cultivated in other worlds next question

[arctic talon]

Cavendish is prolly

But banana no

[spare osprey]

Maybe in Terra but they’re prob somewhere else

[queen laurel]

They are extinct they are making a replica of it

Imperium loves to do that kind of stuff

[median star]

you think jokaero would trade for banan

[queen laurel]

Oh no an apple is extinct let me just make a new

[summer mural]

they are making replicas of extinct bananas?

[queen laurel]

Species of it

[spare osprey]

It’s probably a horse situation

[spring cairn]

they porbably have bananas but they're called Rananas and they're orange and grow on corpses or something

[queen laurel]

Wow that is incredibly racist

They eat other things besides bananas you know

[arctic talon]

Gros Michael isn’t extinct

Or whatever the “original” banana species is called

[median star]

xenoist*

[arctic talon]

Cavindesh might go extinct lol

[summer mural]

does guilliman look over the logistical situation and decide " GROW THE BANANAS"

[arctic talon]

Such is the fate of banana’s

Because they’re all the same fucking tree

Like they’re clones

[queen laurel]

To be fair this is the imperium who knows if caviar goes extinct they might just cultivate specialized giant sharks just to make shark caviar

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

Same thing.

they are a race of beings

xenophobia is also hating "strangers" which includes humans as well

you little fuck

[median star]

the tau will be turned to burger

[storm jungle]

stop sharing your cannibalism urgers in lorechat

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

lets talk about equestrian calcium instead

[arctic talon]

I want to huff gasoline fumes after watching that saw gerrera scene

/hj

[queen laurel]

That's another supports a kanye west charge

[summer mural]

oh andor

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-gif-422986456194430824

the blue burger beckons

[queen laurel]

With the pfp that looks like a high cannibal

I'm surprised took him this long

[summer mural]

Im waiting for all the eps to come out then im gonna binge watch it

[arctic talon]

Tau bleed blue

But Tau flesh might be red lol

Wait no that makes no sense

Nvm

[spring cairn]

mr beast burger

[spare osprey]

I vote to let it continue

[queen laurel]

Granted but the fallen will never receive a good book ever again

[spare osprey]

Cannibalism is morally just as long as you enjoy it!

[spare osprey]

Never have never will

[queen laurel]

Also dark angels get killed by angrath

Therefore wiped off of warhammer

[spare osprey]

Thas unwarranted but I’m fine with it

[median star]

does the astartes eat mfs to gain memories work on xenos aswell

[spare osprey]

I can fall back on emperors children

[spare osprey]

Ye

Works on anything

[queen laurel]

Also i'm forcing you to only play rocket raccoon in marvel rivals for the rest of your life

[spare osprey]

I’m pretty good at rocket

This works for me man

[summer mural]

titus should be eating dead marine brains instead of collecting dataslates for collectible lore drops

[queen laurel]

Hmm aight, then you will only play season zero peni and nothing else

[spare osprey]

Hmmmm

I can live with it

Maybe

[queen laurel]

Tough mentally i see

[spare osprey]

Yeah I only suck at like

[young pecan]

What happens if you eat a gene-seed

[spare osprey]

Black panther and spider man

[spring cairn]

you blow up

[queen laurel]

There you go only get to play those two

[young pecan]

chat is this real im shaking rn

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/morgon-freeman-true-bugburger2-true-fact-checked-by-patriots-wholesome-reddit-gif-13662132864673041294

[spare osprey]

IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED

[median star]

thats the precursor to blowing up

[spare osprey]

Slight regeneration I think

But it’s mainly

Just to say fuck you

[summer mural]

do they get memories of chicken if they eat chicken meat

that would explain a lot of space marine thought processes

[spare osprey]

My emp children warband actually specialize in eating geneseed

[young pecan]

I forget about that ability of theirs

Is that still canon

Or was it ever

[summer mural]

theres a canon?

[young pecan]

Funny

I would've thought digesting it would be fatal since the careful implantation is still dangerous

[spare osprey]

This gives me an excuse to post another thing from orniris.

[queen laurel]

This is sounds so gay without context

I'm talking gayer then two dudes dancing on top of a rainbow

[summer mural]

[young pecan]

They were roommates

[spare osprey]

This is the gluttony of slaanesh

Not lust

Get it together bulgur

[queen laurel]

Sure buddy sure

[young pecan]

Love non-lust Slaanesh representation

[spare osprey]

And nope, just shove it down

[median star]

big brolic men eating other big brolic mens seed idk

[spare osprey]

I think there’s like a weird term for it in chaos warbands

[young pecan]

Need more non-lust Slaanesh rep

[queen laurel]

Why do they even eat gene seed in the first place

[median star]

tasty

[summer mural]

for the memes

[median star]

like soup dumpling

[queen laurel]

I'm not asking the two guys not reading a lex on this one i'm sorry

[young pecan]

That's crazy

[summer mural]

yeah, Im more and more committed to not reading the lore

[median star]

my bait knows no bounds

[queen laurel]

Why do you think i compared you to a politician when you said you're the god of lore

Just like a politician you lie

[summer mural]

you did? I ignored it and forgot

[spare osprey]

So basically, their warlord seeks out a taste that would quench his hunger. He gets off on the preparation of his food (geneseed) but whenever he takes a bite, it’s a letdown. So it’s just his eternal search for the perfect feast

His brothers all have their own sick kicks tho

[queen laurel]

Oh so he's nikokado avocado

Got it

[median star]

would he do it to other chaos astartes or does he only like loyalist

[spare osprey]

Any marine

[summer mural]

mukbang marines

[spare osprey]

As long as their a space marine they eat them, no mortals though

They taste like shit

[median star]

mayb try rare fermented dry aged death guard

[young pecan]

Still genuinely insane that he pre-recorded all of that stuff

[spare osprey]

Dedrian Tul, is fan of the sons of sanguinius

[young pecan]

What a strange flex

[spare osprey]

I have another lad who ate a grey knight and went insane

[queen laurel]

The only eat marines?

Not xenos and other stuff?

[spare osprey]

Nope, only marines

[summer mural]

why?

[median star]

no geneseed in a tau sorry i checked

[queen laurel]

Picky eating bastards

[spare osprey]

Just the purity of it and its special properties, fucked his head up

Hell lemme mention Ignatius

[young pecan]

"Yeah I was only pretending to act like a huge manchild gorging on obscene amounts of food and throwing tantrums, I did it all for views and I actually already burned all that weight long ago"

[queen laurel]

You ignore everything that doesn't indulge your delusions what am i supposed to do

[summer mural]

nothing, thats 100% accurate

[young pecan]

Get your bag I guess

[opaque coyote]

I generally think it was a fetish thing tbh

[young pecan]

At least partly

[spare osprey]

During a grand feast, Ignatius Pelsor bit too much

Accidentally biting his fingers off

[opaque coyote]

The fact that he managed to shred his weight away so quickly is actually wild tho

[young pecan]

Like the lolcow bag is one thing but what a weird thing for a supposedly well-adjusted person to do

[median star]

so do they only eat the seed or they munching on toes and such

[spare osprey]

But he found the taste EXTRAVAGANT

[spare osprey]

Anything from a marine, geneseed is just the most treasured

[summer mural]

do they like

cook it

[spare osprey]

And he kept going, till eventually he almost ate himself to death

[summer mural]

or do they just start ravenously eating on the battlefield

[spare osprey]

Which is when they had to shove him in a dreadnought

[median star]

marines eating other marine stoes like a chicken wing manifest this image to your mind

[spare osprey]

Up to the marines preference

But they will just eat a dude in the middle of battle

[summer mural]

so i imagine most of them dont wear their helmets

[young pecan]

Buddy needs to try geneseed meatball and tyranid bone broth soup

[queen laurel]

I swear you can beat this guys with gene seed on a stick

[spare osprey]

I wrote a tiny bit where a new recruit was starting to get hungry and couldn’t help himself so he just bit into a guardsman

Had to spit it out tho cause it tasted like shit

[summer mural]

so do they get fat

[median star]

would be funny have a 3 way fight between them whoever and flayed ones

[spare osprey]

Yes they do. Bacchus is a mutilator with a gut so huge he has to hook it to his shoulder pads to be able to move

[summer mural]

would be hilarious if a bunch of fat slaanesh marines just showed up in front of death guard and death guard were like " wtf??"

[spare osprey]

He also has three tongues

Just cause

[summer mural]

but doesnt that like

affect their vanity

not that they all need to be vain

[spare osprey]

Nope, long as their eating they’re overcome with bliss

Perfection comes to all in their own forms

[summer mural]

indeed

[spare osprey]

I’m trying to remember anyone else I have

Oh Limenius, he forces other marines to eat their own geneseed.

Share the meal

[sharp pollen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/372935544109531147/1368671806797512796/video_2025-05-04_22-32-26.mp4?ex=68191273&is=6817c0f3&hm=f5698e3a690160e07625e715a46393ba02040258dd270bb425cfd63bc9bbec51&

guys what chapter is this

[summer mural]

also, isnt gene seed like..really important, doesnt chaos do a bunch of stuff with it

[median star]

do they use any specific type of weapons less they ruin the meal

[spare osprey]

Mhm. Which is why it’s that much more of an insult

[spare osprey]

Haven’t expanded on that yet tbh

[median star]

feel like hammers would be the most fitting

big meat tenderizers

[spare osprey]

I should say, not all of them do just for the flavor.

[summer mural]

do they eat chaos marines

[spare osprey]

Some like the texture

So they grind it up

[spare osprey]

Yep

[rose thorn]

God I hate twitter lol

[summer mural]

do they just use the rubrics as like salt and pepper

[median star]

mk5 power armor with built in food processor

optional airfryer add on

or do they raw dog it

[spare osprey]

Lmao

[languid meadow]

Bucket of wet slop

Grins

[spare osprey]

Up to the marines

[median star]

geneseed tartar

[spare osprey]

"Many have spoken to me since my internment, some with envy, others confusion. Clearchus came to me once, he said it was a "regrettable thing".

A low drone began to emanate from the voice. "I agreed with him, do you know why?"

"No my Lord" mewled the boy.

The sarcophagus shifted slightly as Ignatius answered, "I agreed with him because I regret not finishing"

Buddy who almost ate himself

[median star]

need one with big bionic fork arm

[queen laurel]

Take so cold it made fenris look like a good summer day

[spare osprey]

I love doing weird shit with chaos

It’s such a fun zone

[rose thorn]

Ppl are just lying now it’s annoying, like god damn

[median star]

only 15 more penances what will i do to celebrate

[spare osprey]

My world eaters blend people into smoothies, my death guard’s mouth’s rot as they speak, my word bearers give off heat

And my night lords make skin masks of Konrad

[queen laurel]

Yeah well that's twitter for you

The truth is lost through anger and what they think is right

[spare osprey]

As a person who was just on it, get off it

I tell myself I’m on there for art then suddenly I’m seeing 20 racist conspiracy theory posts in a row

[queen laurel]

Want a good twitter?

Bluesky

Literally go blue sky

[median star]

dont rage bait yourself looking into things you cant change ya know

[queen laurel]

Why do you think i still talk to you

[median star]

susceptible to bait i presume

[queen laurel]

No because i literally cannot change the fact that you are too lazy to read basic things

Also i've seen baits more believable than yours

[median star]

not really trying to hide it but you still come back

[astral burrow]

Just

Don't look for any kind of twitter

Enjoy the weather and trees

And pet dogs

[queen laurel]

I've been using blue sky and mind you yes the internet is blah blah blah is normal but

If you're going to use a social media platform

Use that one

It's literally twitter but without the twitter

[astral burrow]

Depends on what you want out of a social media platform really

Instagram could be better depending on what you want

Hell, discord counts?

Isn't YouTube a social media too?

[queen laurel]

Instagram? 0

You mean

You mean instagram

[astral burrow]

Nearly everyone I know uses Instagram idk why

I never used it

[median star]

Instagram top 3 fates worse then death

[queen laurel]

That instagram?

[astral burrow]

But there has to be something that makes them use it over twitter or bluesky

[queen laurel]

Are you really sure

[astral burrow]

Yeah I haven't used Instagram in ages

[queen laurel]

Have you seen the comments on that place

[astral burrow]

But people seem to like it

[astral burrow]

On reels? Yeah, don't really care for them

[median star]

sorry bulgur you have to go back to facebook now

[astral burrow]

That app is still a place to just post pictures lmao

In my eyes

Have no intention of checking it's new state

[astral burrow]

Damn

[queen laurel]

I have facebook because i needed because my family and relatives use them

Don't think that type of magic is going to work with me buddy

[median star]

to cunning for that yea

or is it brutal

[astral burrow]

I have a Facebook account from years ago that I haven't checked in ages

Is there a server like this for rogue trader?

[queen laurel]

Other thing is meta is horrible at managing the website

Like one time it was flooded by like gore videos and stuff

[astral burrow]

Forgot that thing was called meta now

Ew

[queen laurel]

Yeah what can you do zuckerberg is a bit of a chameleon

[astral burrow]

X, meta

Let's just suck any personality out of app names

[summer mural]

true

x is particularly egregious

[queen laurel]

It's literally just a f****** letter

They could have done anything else but nope

Just a letter

[rose thorn]

Facebook is somehow even worse then Twitter

[rocky gale]

Instagram reels are the worst, they've got like zero moderation

[queen laurel]

The amount of casual racism in there would humble a warhammer dwarf

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah it's filled to the brim with bots and ai generated images

[soft thunder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTKJeQTwiK4

[rose thorn]

This looks like a meme but it’s actual lore

[spare osprey]

Can eldar grow beards

[storm jungle]

Nothing is stopping them from it no.

[spare osprey]

Hooray

[astral burrow]

When I told a friend I wanted to romance Cassia

They warned me about her being a navigator

But I don't really see anything about being a navigator that warrants a warning from what I learnt

[storm jungle]

She tells you herself

she will eventually mutate to be like a monster, its due to her constantly using her warp-eye with every warpjump.

its why the oldest navigators get shut into luxurious vaults with anything they need in the Navigator House palaces when they mutate enough to the point that they cant hide it

[astral burrow]

Noooooo

[astral burrow]

That would have been enoooough

[astral burrow]

I am never doing a warp jump then

Imma just settle with her in a random galaxy until we die

[storm jungle]

Lmao also works

[astral burrow]

Warrant of trade be damned

Is there any other content that she is in

Books or anything

Or is she just in rogue trader?

[arctic talon]

No

All the party characters are original

[astral burrow]

Aw

I guess I am gonna milk every single thing I can get out of that game then

Except other romances

Oh wow rogue trader is expensive

Thank god for gamepass

Lemme check the mods I wanna change my guys face

So many ai slop portrait mods omg

[vagrant fox]

yea it's bad

[astral burrow]

Barely any useful mods

I guess I am just stuck with this guy

Doesn't look too bad I guess but I gave him too much cheekbone...

Wait is this a mistake lmao, the rogue trader expansion is like 3 dollars thanks to regional pricing, but season pass is like 2 dollars?

Why is season pass so much cheaper

They are cheap thanks to regional pricing but this feels wrong

[arctic talon]

[astral burrow]

Voidfarer edition is 36$, if I buy everything in it individually, it is less than 25$

That doesn't make any sense

Is Xbox store pricing things randomly

Voidfarer pack is like 20 cents? What?

[arctic talon]

Voidfarer comes with some extra cosmetic/weak items iirc

[astral burrow]

That's 3 dollars on steam

[astral burrow]

A new throne and a pet

That's it

Season pass is 15 dollars on steam

2 on Xbox store

What in the god damn

[vagrant fox]

one of the mysteries of life

[astral burrow]

I love regional pricing but this is not rational

That's like, extreme

The game itself is 10$ cheaper too, might get it later

Darktide is 10$ lmao

Is imperial edition worth it?

[sacred ginkgo]

Its 20 bucks for 12 bucks in aquilas plus a full (and pretty lame) outfit for every class, some weapon skins (the only good one being for Thammer), a frame, a backpack, and the soundtrack

[astral burrow]

The game with imperial edition stuff included is like 15$ for me

And the psyker outfit looks kinda cool

What is the backpack like?

Does it not come with an art book or anything?

[sacred ginkgo]

No, but their art stuff is fairly easy to find

If its 15 for you than 12$ aquilas and a soundtrack which I would easily pay 5 for is worth it

[astral burrow]

The pack itself is 5$ lmao 10 of that is the game itself

And 7000 aquilas is like 7$

How many aquilas does it have?

[sacred ginkgo]

2500

[astral burrow]

That's like 3$

Ugh, why 2500

400 less than a full outfit

[sacred ginkgo]

Idk

I spent it on two hats

Neither of which I regret

[astral burrow]

I will just buy the normal game, then 7000 aquilas for whatever good shows up in shop

[dapper gyro]

Welcum to capitalism.

[astral burrow]

If gamepass ever gets silly that is

Rn I am happy enough with it

Should buy some aquilas still tho

I am NOT doing some of those penances

[sacred ginkgo]

This is still peak cosmetic

[astral burrow]

And I am tired of looking homeless

[sacred ginkgo]

Beautiful hat

[astral burrow]

I want this but... Silly penances

There is a steam post that lists all psyker outfits ever so I can pick some from there and wait

[sacred ginkgo]

All of those psyker penance outfits are so big

[dapper gyro]

You can get the colour variation of it from the shop.

[sacred ginkgo]

They make you look so awkward

[dapper gyro]

Same with zealots, they look so impractical.

[astral burrow]

Love em

[dapper gyro]

Also, class penances in darktides are easy.

[astral burrow]

I would rather not deal with them

[sacred ginkgo]

Nuh uh, one of them requires I play Smite
Literally impossible

[astral burrow]

Especially that kill 7 enemies by dropping them off a ledge at once, damage a monstrosity 50 with brain burst and kill it in a private match

Kill an elite with perils explosion

I would rather just play the game not try to do funky achievements for drip

[sacred ginkgo]

Malleus monstorum just means run double walls kinetic resonance and find a red stim

[astral burrow]

Those sure are words

Is rogue trader ever gonna give me the ability to change my guys looks?

[storm jungle]

Got her ass, nice one Cans

[astral burrow]

Ah, found a purple chest

[outer wave]

Yeah some of the early penances, especially for the psyker, are uh kinda weird and can easily throw public games (hence why a couple of them are private matches only)

[astral burrow]

Only one of them is

And that's like

[outer wave]

Its the 50% boss one

[astral burrow]

Yeah

Which is not really disruptive?

[outer wave]

Every class has at least one private match penance

[astral burrow]

Unlike "kill an elite with a peril explosion"

That's like

Very disruptive

That should have been private only

[outer wave]

Ehhh it can be since it leaves you vulnerable to everything else while you take time to charge another brain burst and try to take down a boss with it

The 50% boss one

[astral burrow]

You just need to deal 50 health damage

Right?

Or kill it by dealing 50 health damage?

[outer wave]

No Im pretty sure its 50% of their HP

It IIRC used to be 90%

Yes its dumb

[astral burrow]

50% at all of deal 50% at least and kill with brain burst?

Why so specific and stupid

At least shop has a ton of good drip

[outer wave]

I think its deal 50% of its HP in brain burst

[astral burrow]

But changing colors isn't a thing so can only mix and match some stuff

[outer wave]

I wouldnt worry about that specific penance tbh, because simply playing the game you'll get more penances done that give you cooler drip

[outer wave]

Yeaaaaaah

It becomes noticable because some of them have VERY specific patterns to them

[astral burrow]

Can someone teach me about what the krieg is later

[outer wave]

Yeah they're an easy regiment to talk about

[astral burrow]

That 950k gold one with so many white skull patterns

And that's the only helmet with hood, goggles, no mask

So annoying

[outer wave]

You should see the Mortis Operative one you get from the Imperial Edition

[astral burrow]

At least that makes sense it is special

[outer wave]

Its got a pattern that NO other piece of gear has in game, so you cant mix and match with it very well

Except the head

The head bandito thing is pretty okay

But yeah, I can quickly do a rundown of the Krieg

[astral burrow]

I need a hood with goggles and no mask

[outer wave]

Should be one in the Psyker penances, just play around with the abilities and eventually you should unlock some of them

[astral burrow]

Uuh I don't think there is

[outer wave]

Darn, I dont play psyker very much so sadly Im not familiar with 'em

[astral burrow]

Nope there isn't

Just hood

Hood with mask

Hood with mask and goggles

But no hood with just goggles

[outer wave]

Sadge

[astral burrow]

Very sadge

[outer wave]

Found this off the wiki, dont think its in rotation though at the store sadly

Another one

Sadly yeah Im not seeing that combo of hood and goggles

Even on the ventures store

[median star]

so how exactly were the necrons able to just bline it and take out the old ones while their were still aeldari and kroks are the board

[green loom]

We dunno

[storm jungle]

They shot at em or some shit. We dunno.

[vagrant fox]

they did a tricky dick move

[crystal forum]

weren't they much more coordinated

and less dementia

necrons rn have the only real weakness of being unorganized and divided

[vagrant fox]

Most likely yea

But who knows maybe it was all skibidi

[rose thorn]

i hate warhammer twitter

Marshal Bohemond is one of the most fucking horribel grifters ever

[green loom]

Correct

[rose thorn]

i dont understand how anyoen falls for his shit

[green loom]

Confirmation bias/inherent or internalized bigotry and variety of phobias

[rose thorn]

when you call him out on a lie he just lies 100 more times and then calls you an idiot

[rose thorn]

HE IS SUCH A LIAR ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

LIKE

my personality can nto handle this lmao

wow his entire evyerthing is purely fueled by lies

[green loom]

Correct

A bit of it is genuine but it's overall a fairly transparent grift

[rose thorn]

i imagine hes praying ont eh trend of 'giving raging facists money because white cis straight men are the most opressed minority'

i woudl say i support stealing money from facist warhammer toursits is a good thing but they dont actually buy warhammer

[storm jungle]

Absolutely just block him and move on.

I was like you once just sick of seeing him around but its the best thing you can do, especially once you notice how pathetic he is.

The guy tweets like 50-60 times a day whining/bitching constantly, hes still going on about how "female custodes are dead and retconned" like hes an actual got brain damage i think

😭

[storm jungle]

Also FYI he calls people tourist but hes tried to leave warhammer for trench crusade and also battletech on seperate occassions due to "wokies" but got blasted back to 40k once he noticed that hobby is filled with both queer and normal people that want nothing to do with him

[tough haven]

Queer and “normal”? 🤨

[storm jungle]

Shut up

[forest orbit]

Bro hes THE WORST.

I fucking hope he gets hit by a car

(in warhammer)

[forest orbit]

Saying this for PG13 reasons 🙏

[arctic talon]

That would be a groundcar

[forest orbit]

[arctic talon]

don’t kill me

[forest orbit]

Shut the fu-

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-ohio-meme-ayy-lmao-meme-kitty-gif-11740737186806017849

[storm jungle]

Off he goes to hell

[forest orbit]

I wish.

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146299773964521523/1266413374820974733/SPOILER_AylinMoment.gif

[forest orbit]

Lmao good gif

how I feel in general about warhammer twitter

[storm jungle]

So real.

[arctic talon]

I hate Twitter

[forest orbit]

Its good for commissioning artists.

Thats about it.

[storm jungle]

^

Same lol

[arctic talon]

Aylin is my favorite depiction of a good aligned character

Because she just murders people

[forest orbit]

Theres no better mentality in my opinion. Nothing wrong with murdering bad people

[arctic talon]

The mutilation of corpses is a bit much but whatever it’s cool

[forest orbit]

Honestly not the worst thing she could do but still.

[arctic talon]

I need more warhammer crime novels

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOOO, BATTLETECH IS THE MOST "woke" SETTING EVER

like literally the anticolonialism guys killed captialism and became the protagonists

[storm jungle]

Elite you are starting to worry me

😭

[storm jungle]

Yeah its with realisations like that I realised hes not worth even getting mad over.

Like... hes just pathetic, i dont know what else to say lol

I feel "bad" for any bigot who does nothing but tweet all day about this stuff instead of touching grass 💀

[rose thorn]

alot of warhammer content creators on twitter follow him, and a juggler i really like, and imr eally upset i unfollwo them

i imagine the juggler lady doesnt even look at her timeline

but still

[storm jungle]

Block any and all accounts who annoy you or are just straight up bad people.

Trust me it does wonders, its so good

its why I sometimes open the "For You" page and just scroll through it to block/mute accounts i dont wanna see

[arctic talon]

It’s the only thing that will cure my stress tbh

[storm jungle]

Same

im readng the new Fulgrim novel and its breaking me

i read so much peak Crime so finally reading a full-on dogshit novel has ruined me

[arctic talon]

When do we get the gsc pipe bomb hero

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Actually fuck it just give the Sanctus a pipe bomb

[storm jungle]

well we kinda have the IRA version with that lady but yea

[arctic talon]

She’s using actual well constructed or stolen explosives

I want a gsc unit with the most fucked up looking pipe bomb

[storm jungle]

damn

[tough haven]

I'm sorry