#40k-lore-chat

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bold veldt
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even gman said it was basically saving mankind from mankind

outer wave
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I think the Emperor just made the problem even worse with his grand crusade and his "quest to save humanity", all the while trying to quell any notion of worship despite him being the most powerful human-thing at the time

golden imp
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Don’t worship me as a god despite all my god like feats and appearance

celest dome
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You want someone that actually deserve to be the high lord of Humanity, and a god

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Look no further than Battle Fantasy

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Sigmar Heldenhammer

outer wave
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Sigmar is a pretty cool guy unlike Emperor

celest dome
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Had the Emperor been a good person, he would have wielded a hammer

bold veldt
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and he actually became a god and it didnt kill humanity

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unlike the Dark King

outer wave
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I wonder if Sigmar would've done okay in 40k

celest dome
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Probably

queen laurel
celest dome
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Sigmar was much more open to diplomacy than the Emperor

golden imp
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The characters seem a lot more powerful in 40k then fantasy

bold veldt
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and a thunder hammer

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hed boost mankind farther than Macharius

celest dome
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Yesn't, base Human in Fantasy can fight toe to toe with Daemons, in 40k, those fight against SM

bold veldt
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would sigmar bring over his immortal senile supers?

golden imp
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How do the peak of pyskers compare with the highest of wizards?

celest dome
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Stormcast aren't immortal

bold veldt
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“immortal”

celest dome
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Wait, no need, Psyker still have higher feats

bold veldt
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superthinkers

golden imp
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Pyskers throwing planets safely into the warp for 1000 years

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Goofy setting

bold veldt
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he turned to dust give him a break

storm jungle
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He was about as incompetent, dont worry about it

forest orbit
forest orbit
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its very much the same thing, magic is like a very broad thing in fantastical side of warhammer

storm jungle
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Yeah like

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psychic/magic is literally the same shit

celest dome
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But Psyker have higher noted feats

storm jungle
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WHF has some books where wizards do basically 40k-tier spells

storm jungle
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they still do pretty similiar stuff

forest orbit
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^

forest orbit
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its very much the same thing KEKW_ogryn

queen laurel
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Look testicles I know you're a smart guy but I do not know why you would bring one of the greatest murder machines of the old world into the fight with chaos

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If you have the magic to teleport an entire army why not try something better than that

celest dome
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Or teleport them at sea

queen laurel
celest dome
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Was he on a magical fulcrum ?

queen laurel
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He could have used that energy for literally better purposes

celest dome
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Or he just rawdogged the magic

queen laurel
celest dome
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If he was, it might explain it, but I doubt it was the case

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But even then, just drop them at sea

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You know how Old World will have the Troll magic, I wonder if other lore of magic will be developped and such

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Dwarfs should get some lost rune stuff, as they ought to lose on the technology side of stuff

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Fimir could get some stuff

queen laurel
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In the 1st place I found death magic a very weird choice for trolls

celest dome
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Afaik it was purely due to table top balancing

queen laurel
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how is a barely coherent giant stinky scaly lady able to draw magic from the winds of death

queen laurel
celest dome
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Tbh they should have picked a certain selection of Nurgle, Gur, and Ghyran

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Would have fitted the best

queen laurel
celest dome
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Yeti or Ice Troll should have some Ice magic stuff

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Not all, but some

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Or Azyr

queen laurel
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like troll hags should definitely have beast magic because they are connected to the land most of the time

celest dome
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Oh and I have my comet, only need to wait 2-3 weeks till it's coloured, and then my tattoo sleeve will be finished uwugryn

queen laurel
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hell yeah

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but hey

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once again at least the trolls have their own magic

celest dome
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Yes

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Now just need Kislev's Hag Witches and Elder Hag to have their own lore of magic on Total War (unless it already happened)

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||and a full restart of Cathay's take on magic||

celest dome
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Oh damn, did it launch alongside the dlc or added after ?
I remember something being said about the Hag not having something, but I forgot what

queen laurel
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a different spell lore to her

raven stone
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Nah. Emps failed because he was not an Asian dad.
(Yes, Steven He reference)

bold veldt
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counter: i dont get the reference

raven stone
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Sad times 😅

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Search Google for "Steven He Asian dad" comedy skits

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And then think of how much better the Imperium could be if Emps was an Asian dad

summer mural
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there are hag witch heroes and there is lore of the hag now

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also hag witch heroes are extremely good

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lore of the hag is okay, its special thing is every spell has a flipside, so if its a debuff spell, you can use it to debuff but if you cast it on your own troops, itl give them buffs instead

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so if you do a dmg spell on the enemy, but you can instead it cast it on your own troops and itl heal them instead

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and so on and so forth

queen laurel
summer mural
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yes

rocky gale
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Somethings coming

arctic talon
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Manifesting thousand sons stuff next week

opaque coyote
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Goose picture I took

soft thunder
# queen laurel you mean?

Enticity has been pulling some shenanigans w/ lore of the hag in multiplayer lately. Pretty funny death blob build w/ single entities.

spare osprey
opaque coyote
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yes

late osprey
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its aesthetically just so off its not even funny

crystal forum
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painfully

spare osprey
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Damn ok

celest dome
crystal forum
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you have clearly never dealt with geese

inland frigate
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I heard the imperial guard needed some..."assistance".

storm jungle
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I should try that scheme staregryn

outer wave
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Damn, its my favorite Space Marine, Ironus Chestus

vagrant fox
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Speaking of MM, when did people start depicting them with those painted on jaws, 99% sure it's a fan thing

arctic talon
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Based on 1e marine art

vagrant fox
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1e had some wise art so fair enough

rose thorn
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“OH BOY! Next week’s preview

rocky gale
# rose thorn

Don’t get your hopes up, it’ll be more space wolves

outer wave
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Bruh

arctic talon
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More space wolves

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I just want tson rule reveals

vagrant fox
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They just got robots, more loyalist space marine slop is needed

rocky gale
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Chaos got 3 models so now Space Marines need 15 to make it fair

arctic talon
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Grey knights refresh

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Just a week away!

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Wdym

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Lol

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Psychic phase doesn’t exist this edition anyways

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There’s nothing to lose

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For tsons

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💀

raven stone
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Watch GW take on that challenge

arctic talon
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Lol

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Unlikely

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They can’t butcher psychic phase further

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Because it’s a buried corpse

rose thorn
arctic talon
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I’d expect a rework of kabal points so magnus isn’t mandatory

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What

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Kabal points?

rose thorn
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yeah

arctic talon
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They’re not losing that

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What

rose thorn
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im jsut shitposting for the wrost

arctic talon
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World eaters didn’t lose khornes krazy Casino

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But angron ate a nerf so he isn’t mandatory

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Well I guess he ate a sidegrade

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But he’s def worse if you want to abuse the revive lol

median star
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just had one of the event vox things from the dregs perspective talking about how the margraves have secrets and intentions they don't fully understand yet mayhaps whole margrave family gentheifs

bold veldt
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scabs dont trust admonition

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admonition dont trust scabs

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scabs only really needed margrave to get into tertium

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but they are all under nurgle in some way

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all evil

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admonition personally seem like the biggest threat

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maybe margrave

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scabs are just the frontline troops, besides Wolfer and some trusted lieutenants we dont know of

opaque coyote
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Everybody is in it for themselves

arctic talon
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Yeah I’m pretty sure

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Lol

median star
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i just hope someones going through the pain of recording all the dialogues from the vox things

crystal forum
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roll a 6 you get to do damage

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roll 4 and below and you explode

crystal forum
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i can tell

tough haven
crystal forum
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survival of the fittest

dapper gyro
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Was there any drama in the past few days?

crystal forum
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your continued existence

plush mason
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its the internet

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there is drama every second of every day

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like this

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join me in suffering

queen laurel
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i'm not gonna click that

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suffer

plush mason
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dont make my mistake

sacred ginkgo
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It’s like a car crash

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Incredibly painful but impossible to look away

plush mason
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true

crystal forum
sour hornet
raven stone
hallow saddle
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I was born in 1990 dabron_a dabron_a dabron_a dabron_a dabron_a

raven stone
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1989

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Even without that joke I do feel ancient at times...

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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I'm no joke tempted to join the petanque club at times

raven stone
sour hornet
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You ALL are ancient fossils, old and wizened enough to be considered this server's revered relics.

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I fear for your frail, time-withered bodies as you descend the steps for breakfast in the the morning.

raven stone
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Well in 40k terms I look forwards to Dreadnought interment lol.

(OK by lore it is actually Hellishly painful but just for lols)

summer mural
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or a relic

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I am simply a living meme.

spare osprey
rocky gale
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Nuh uh 97, I’m still young

sour hornet
summer mural
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whats the name of that dwarf that leads the fyreslayers

queen laurel
summer mural
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isnt their a dwarf in the minis whos like a named leader type

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riding the dragonthingy

queen laurel
summer mural
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yeahhh

queen laurel
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no

summer mural
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iirc that was it

queen laurel
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he's just the most succesful

summer mural
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oh hes not a faction leader of his own guys?

queen laurel
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he's the rune fathter of the the largest and most powerful of the fyreslayer Lodge

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He basically falls into that type of special character in warhammer he's the leader of the most successful of version of the group therefore he's special

summer mural
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right

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exactly, thats what I wanted

queen laurel
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yeah but that doesn't make him the leader of the race

summer mural
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ik ik

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i know they have different independant factions

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but I need like, the most alpha of the named leaders

median star
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are their any other orks of slightly less notoriety of ghazghull rn

median star
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anyone notable

queen laurel
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like renowned or characters but they are not as wanted us the big guy?

median star
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yes

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renowned

summer mural
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theres probably a mini of a named ork thats not ghazgull

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that should do it

hexed orchid
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Ufthak Blackhawk I guess

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Named orks have a habit of dying lol

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Also has a model iirc

storm jungle
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Im gonna shove the lexicanum page up yourass

median star
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snikrot sounds funny

sour hornet
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lexicanum

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pfft

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like we actually read the lore

storm jungle
storm jungle
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incase you couldnt tell uh

queen laurel
storm jungle
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with names like fucking Wortsnagga

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lol

sour hornet
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FOOT LICKER?

queen laurel
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mozrog skragbad, Ufthak Blackhawk, Snikrot, Zodgrod Wortsnagga, Gorzag Gitstompa, Kaptain Badrukk, and Zagstruk, and grotsnik

summer mural
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not even mentioning Kaptain Bloodflagg smh

storm jungle
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hes from DoW2

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nobody cares

sour hornet
summer mural
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but hes got PEG LEG

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wait does he have a peg leg

queen laurel
sour hornet
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aren't orcs like geckos?

queen laurel
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Kaptain Badrukk

queen laurel
sour hornet
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don't they regenerate like crazy

queen laurel
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Where the f*** did you get that where

storm jungle
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this is what you get from not reading lore

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brainrot

sour hornet
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I'll die before I read another BL entry

queen laurel
storm jungle
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we arent talking about BL you dimwit

queen laurel
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Same with the limbs

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Also yeah if you actually read

storm jungle
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you cant even read lexi, you are hopeless

queen laurel
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You would know about this

storm jungle
sour hornet
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nah

storm jungle
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yah

summer mural
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wait we are talking about bl pogryn

median star
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this is my lexi sorry not sorry joeholy

sour hornet
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I'll just pester readers w/ questions till I arrive at the truth

storm jungle
queen laurel
storm jungle
storm jungle
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and thats it

summer mural
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no

storm jungle
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yes

summer mural
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its that hes got an accent

storm jungle
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Phosphorus is not even fucking egyptian

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or has that accent lol

queen laurel
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He's not even a skeleton

storm jungle
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ugh

queen laurel
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His body is literally just muscular radiation

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That's his skin

storm jungle
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LMAO

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thats one way to put it but yeah

queen laurel
median star
summer mural
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has 40k reached its end yet

queen laurel
median star
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50k starts tomorrow actually

summer mural
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i dont think about 40k

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but my guess is its over

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it all ended when malcador left us

raven stone
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So long as GW can squeeze money from it

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40k will not end

queen laurel
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he's very good at sneaking

summer mural
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yeah he looks like the real stealthy type

raven stone
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No purple, 0/10 (shitpost)

queen laurel
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in those jungles he is basically invisible

median star
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iv tried to make commando sneaky pants ogryn

summer mural
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thats nice

queen laurel
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zero out of 10

summer mural
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I like the beret

median star
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be funny if they gave ogryn a duel knife

summer mural
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i also like the gloves actually

hexed orchid
median star
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like 2 knives

hexed orchid
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Ooooooooh, dual knives

raven stone
rose thorn
tall plinth
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So lemme get this straight

queen laurel
median star
rose thorn
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Yeah but like it was gone for a long time

queen laurel
queen laurel
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they aren't really dumb they're simple that's the thing

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if an ork bothered with other things besides killing and bashing in someone's head

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they become even more dangerous

tall plinth
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Do orks get smarter as they get bigger?

rose thorn
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Oh yeah bulgur, did bawlas and burk get lore for the skaven tide?

queen laurel
tall plinth
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Interesting

rose thorn
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Yeah

median star
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do drukhari have the knowledge to know that if they let an ork stay alive in the arenas long enough itd possibly turn proto krork or is the whole existence of kroks lost knowledge to them

queen laurel
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nope

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nothing unfortunately unf

rose thorn
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Criminal

queen laurel
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Skaven killer

queen laurel
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even if they do know they don't really give a

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shit

median star
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would a krork in commeragh kept alive be enough to potentially start dragging waaghs towards it

queen laurel
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an ork that isn't even a Krork

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could match a primarch in a standstill

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that was a prime ork

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a krork is bigger and stronger than that

median star
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well let me rephrase an ork of comparable size to ghazghull

queen laurel
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And become an entire problem

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the best way to torture an ork is to lock them up and stop them from fighting

rose thorn
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Graham McNeill….

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Wait wrong book

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Fuckin uhhh

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Wow everyone wrote for the rise of the beast

median star
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is ork tech even able to bullshit itself in and out of the webway

queen laurel
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orks in a book figure this out

misty vector
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just need a car battery and a weird boy

queen laurel
# median star is ork tech even able to bullshit itself in and out of the webway

||Teleportation was one of the most foolhardy practices undertaken by the
younger species of the galaxy, for it involved literally throwing oneself
through the warp with imperfect guidance and little protection. Only the
Warp Spiders Aspect Warriors of the craftworlds practised it amongst all the
aeldari, and even they took great risks in doing so due to how their souls
stood out like beacons in the warp. The mon-keigh of the Imperium did
their miserable best to insulate themselves from the warp’s predators with
the pathetic emblems of their shackled god, but no aeldari would risk such
an imprecise method: the odds were good that daemons would swarm to the
light of an individual’s soul and consume them – or worse – before they
emerged again.
And then there were the orks, the arakhia, who lacked even the humans’
stumbling, flawed sense of self-preservation in such matters. Only the most
heavily armoured, iron-willed mon-keigh stood a chance of surviving
teleportation, but orks happily threw themselves through the warp with no
concern, content in the knowledge that they would end up fighting
something. Their methods were unshielded, haphazard and chaotic.
And now they were teleporting inside Commorragh||

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from the Da Big Dakka

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orks will figure out a problem if it means they can fight something after it

median star
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so the orks take the same approach as humans but basically a fuck it we ball stance

median star
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do ork have souls that can be take by warp spawns

queen laurel
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They have souls

median star
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more or less then tau equivalent

queen laurel
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they have fully developed souls

median star
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do chaos gods recognize gork and mork as actual entities

queen laurel
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they are literally just fighting all over the place

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so yes

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they do

celest dome
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Power Metal lookin a

rose thorn
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WHH DID YOU ALL LET ME SHITPOST ABOUT SPACE WOLVES

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EVERYTHING I SHITPOSTED ABOUT CAME TRUE

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Why the fuck do space wolves need their own terminators

vagrant fox
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because first founding

shadow plover
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crazy that they're kinda making the space wolves look cool again

rose thorn
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Grimir is cool

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I can’t deny

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Grimnar

vagrant fox
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Njal isn't all bad

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get rid of this depressed thing and I'd like him more

queen laurel
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with the daemon inside

rose thorn
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I hate Njal I think he’s the worst out of all the new models

shadow plover
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think so, not too well versed in SW lore

rose thorn
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He also makes no sense to me lol

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He’s just a guy with a hammer

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Nothing cool

vagrant fox
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Logan and his funny not khorne axe Morkai

shadow plover
queen laurel
rose thorn
raven stone
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Oh great they made Thor a Marine Terminator

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How..."original"

rose thorn
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I meant rockfish

rose thorn
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He’s the one I’m shitpostinng

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I feel like white scars should sue space wolves

raven stone
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What next he gets psychic Lightning?

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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don't be mean to arjac man-mountain

rose thorn
queen laurel
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it really is Mjolnir

rose thorn
shadow plover
queen laurel
rose thorn
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He reminds me of

queen laurel
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yeah that

rose thorn
queen laurel
rose thorn
summer mural
queen laurel
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but he actually struggles using it

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this guy?

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easy peasy lemon squeezy

rose thorn
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It takes away from greykngihts when space wolves get to Mary sue more than the Mary sue guys

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Crowe makes a sacrifice to wield his sword

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but not fucking SW

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And it’s totally not like the GK were right and the space wolves ended up killing millions of people

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Maybe next edition….

tall plinth
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WHITE SCARS GRAAAAAAAAHHHH

summer mural
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That cannon lmao

tall plinth
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Yes

spare osprey
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Huge fan of the beards

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Absolutely giving them to fallen

median star
rose thorn
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HOLY SHIT

spare osprey
vagrant fox
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Well the runes don't mean anything and are randomly flipped at times, but this almost is pronounced nice

spare osprey
rose thorn
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I hate Reddit

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I hate Reddit

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DGicariaScream the GK box is only around a 17% saving

vagrant fox
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They'll be around eventually, they're space marines after all

rose thorn
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It’s been 5 editions

hallow saddle
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5 editions since what?

vagrant fox
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Most of their models are from like 5th ed

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With three new updates since then, counting the baby carrier thing we got latest

raven stone
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I think only GK and DW have 5th Ed scale now.

And as mentioned before DW conversion kits exist for Primaris

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(Even if the actual Kill Teams/Watchmaster are still missing)

sharp pollen
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ive heard space wolves go hunting, drink ultra-mead, and just fooling around all the time

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is true?

hexed orchid
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I've only read 2 or 3 SW books

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But there are at least some of those mixed in with the usual Space Marine stuff

vagrant fox
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in one of the novels wolf-something, who'd have guessed, they go on a pub crawl because one is homesick

sharp pollen
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what is pub crawl

vagrant fox
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visiting many bars/pubs in a row

hexed orchid
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"Wolf-Something" most normal SW book name

sharp pollen
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ah should have guessed

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do they fuck?

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i mean not each other

sharp pollen
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buy like, have fun with girls

queen laurel
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Mjod

sharp pollen
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like vikings

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and all

queen laurel
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they drink

vagrant fox
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This is what I was thinking about

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They do get action before getting turned into space marines, it would seem

sharp pollen
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how do SW go pub crawling if they are space marines and have such good organism so they cant get drunk with normal human stuff?

vagrant fox
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Granted, Wolfblade is 22 years old

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things are different now, they'd need the above mjod these days

rose thorn
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Someone is complaining to me about black and Asian space wolves

summer mural
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so why doesnt the new grimnar model have dead grey knights at the base

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gw really dropping the ball on the lore ngl

rose thorn
summer mural
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yes

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hence

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the dead

tough haven
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Practically poison

outer wave
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Alcohol IS poison though

queen laurel
celest dome
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Alcohol is a solution

queen laurel
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that's what a true poison is

outer wave
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I mean, it can be drunk by a human

celest dome
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Once

outer wave
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True

queen laurel
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i dare you

outer wave
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It doesn't exist

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Closest is Everclear

celest dome
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Absinthe?

vagrant fox
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absinthe is good for you 100%

queen laurel
outer wave
queen laurel
vagrant fox
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Real mjød is lovely though, love that stuff

summer mural
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has anyone played battletech and is it good

rose thorn
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I heard it’s pretty good

summer mural
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i need a fix for something mech themed

queen laurel
outer wave
summer mural
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how different is mechwarrior

outer wave
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It's basically first person mech combat vs turned based

rose thorn
mossy peak
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how large is the morningstar compared to an actual imperium battleship

summer mural
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the tabletop mainly

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but im into the videogame if its good

celest dome
outer wave
rose thorn
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It’s like that with a lot more polish and alot quicker

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Kinda

summer mural
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no

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is that an imperial knights game

vagrant fox
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1.6 km give or take

raven stone
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Today on my fandom related pet peeve to pet hate:

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Idiots who go "oh just don't be an idiot fascist if you want to prevent Chaos"

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As if Chaos doesn't know how to corrupt fairly governed places

vagrant fox
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The force that corrupts by its very nature is afraid of legitimate justice

queen laurel
dapper gyro
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This is why the Big E becoming "Chaos of Order" is so so dumb.

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It is beyond stupid.

winter vessel
dapper gyro
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It is like saying being the perfect of imperfect, or vice versa.

vagrant fox
tough haven
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And maybe a little contradictory

tough haven
rose thorn
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LMAO

storm jungle
tall plinth
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So lemme get this straight

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Shit question

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Uhhhh

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Nvm

storm jungle
queen laurel
tall plinth
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Upon further thought I figured it’d be hard to not come across an Ork or eldar in the very least

storm jungle
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Orks were one of the first hostile aliens humanity encountered

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so it was like destiny

tall plinth
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Okay so like

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Lemme get this straight

queen laurel
tall plinth
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We’re all the things in an STC made before or during the DOT

queen laurel
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because upon meeting them they found them such a good fight

storm jungle
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STCs were way after our age

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we are currently in M2

tall plinth
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Oooh

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Okay I didn’t really understand how all that stuff works, stored information that is

storm jungle
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The Standard Template Construct (STC) systems were complex analytical and processing programs, artificial intelligences, created during the Dark Age of Technology (M21 - M23). They are said to have contained the entirety of human technological knowledge up to that point. Following the Age of Technology, the systems became increasingly rare, un...

tall plinth
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thx < 3

storm jungle
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No problem

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tho HIGHLY recommend reading the STC page

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its a bit confusing otherwise

queen laurel
tall plinth
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In a roundabout way I was trying to figure out how much the ancient technology was developed to counter specifically xenos

storm jungle
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None at all.

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It was made to help human colonies adapt/live on the planets they settled.

tall plinth
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So there was no military stuff

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Gotcha

storm jungle
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Other superweapons just came for multiple reasons on the same vein we make weapons today.

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Curiosity, killing potential, or just "why not"

tall plinth
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Fair

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Sorry I’m typing like shit I sliced my thumb open and the bandage makes it hard to type

queen laurel
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you actually read the lexi

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you have my respect on that department

tall plinth
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I pick and choose what I read on lexi, otherwise I just come here and ask silly questions to stuff I may or may not already know the answer for

queen laurel
dapper gyro
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How to read?

median star
rose thorn
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Hey what should my semester’s end gift be for my self

median star
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buy rogue trader

rose thorn
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I already have it

storm jungle
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but also classic 40k inconsistency

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lol

tall plinth
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That happens a lot?

celest dome
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Yes

queen laurel
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more common than you think

arctic talon
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They killed the sleigh

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Good

queen laurel
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come on

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that's a khorne axe

summer mural
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hasnt he always had a khorne axe though

queen laurel
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he holds the damn thing as if it doesn't have a khorne daemon

summer mural
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yeah but hes never like

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suffered penalties for it

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its just always casually shrugged off

tough haven
summer mural
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not necessarily

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just mary sue things

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garron crowe has full on lore about how blade of antwyr is absolutely lethal

plush mason
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he is the chapter master of the space wolves, he is too loyalist and khorne coded to be effected /s

summer mural
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yeah that stuff

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also i like how they really let that age show, makes you wonder how old dante looks under that mask

queen laurel
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while this guy is just lugging that thing around like

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nothing

plush mason
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the blood thrister inside doesnt care enough to try and corrupt him

summer mural
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yeah I agree lol, Im just saying the reason he doesnt have to do any penance for the axe is just because hes some uber gigachad space mutt

hushed crest
plush mason
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its just in there like "this dumb mutt is using me well enough as is"

summer mural
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hes also literally had that axe for a longgg time

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and its khornateness has never come up

arctic talon
#

Well

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It did

summer mural
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its just a meme " yeah grimnar has a khorne axe , it cant do anything to him gg"

arctic talon
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Warzone Fenris lol

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Khorne literally shatters Magnus’s shield

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For shits and giggles via the axe

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Or a khornate daemon

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Does it

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The thing is not purified like they thought it was lol

summer mural
#

that thing glows red

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which space wolf though it was purified

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~~ all of them~~

plush mason
arctic talon
#

Glowing red isn’t that big of a deal

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Tbh

summer mural
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I really like the model though

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especially his age

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its not my favourite

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but i do like it

plush mason
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its better than the boat

summer mural
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i also dont approve of how theres no dead greyknights at the base

plush mason
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that would require the grey knights getting a new model

queen laurel
plush mason
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GW cant have that

queen laurel
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that's the equivalent of gutting someone and then shitting on the wound

summer mural
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yes, its perfection

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immortalize them as corpses in grimnars model

plush mason
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what are those skulls on the base?

summer mural
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also, I like arjac's pose too

plush mason
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i assume the big one is a kroot?

queen laurel
summer mural
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they have to be, that rock hes standing on is probably called the wolf rock

plush mason
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i think the other one is a really small ork skull

queen laurel
plush mason
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lmao

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frankly i deserve it

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throw in some gen Z bible passages for maximum suffering

queen laurel
plush mason
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ok the first one would be epic ngl

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the next one, i still deserve it and worse

queen laurel
plush mason
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there we go

plush mason
#

@queen laurel i just noticed the kommando nob in the tithes has dogtags on his wrist like a bracelet, a really nice touch

queen laurel
plush mason
#

ye

nocturne jetty
storm jungle
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Yeah thats how orks work.

arctic talon
#

real

nocturne jetty
queen laurel
plush mason
#

so yall think we will get a release date for lex imperialis during the skulls event?

arctic talon
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Yes

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Or it’ll drop the same time

plush mason
#

how long till the skulls event?

bold veldt
celest dome
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Usually end of May, early June

plush mason
#

yeah thats what i thought

tough haven
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What’s the name of the planet that’s largely Gue’vesa in the enclaves?

crystal forum
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holy shit

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does anybody remember this flash game

vagrant fox
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hell yea

crystal forum
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came out today on steam

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i fucking love this return of flash games

arctic talon
#

Grey hunter sprue got leaked

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Lol

tight stratus
#

Why do we never see anyone with sunglasses on? Is it considered just too goofy for 40k?

arctic talon
#

they'd fit like Catachan, The Inqusition and thats about it

tight stratus
#

Genestealers would make sense in a variety of senses

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Disguise, spending all your time in the mine makes light harsh on the eyes

arctic talon
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and not all genestealers are mine workers tbh

tight stratus
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EliteWolf getting me salvating at the thought of more genestealer models not to do with mining but just doing other forms of tasks of society, officers, firemen, whatever the equivelent in 40k is

arctic talon
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also my favorite GSC face

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Look at that smile(?)

tight stratus
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I only discovered there was a genestealer subreddit yesterday, Im so happy

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(this was news to someone whose a genestealer fanatic)

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also my favorite model is her

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such a bad ass

arctic talon
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she has the funny mine

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clearly the rejects are geneastelers/j

tight stratus
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(mines we use in Darktide horray!!!)

arctic talon
#

this is my favorite GSC mini(s) tbh

tight stratus
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I got all those in the combat patrol set I bought , They're lovely, the bikes were so fun to paint

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I wish I could paint to this standard tho

arctic talon
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Well Eavymetal are professionals

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comparing your own painting quality with theirs when you're new isn't a good thing(imo)

tight stratus
#

Oh yeah dont worry haha

sacred ginkgo
#

It’s labeled as a power axe here

arctic talon
#

Yeah

dapper gyro
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Many weapon models in Darktide has the bit to be a powered weapon, but not activated.

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All of the tactical axe for example.

tight stratus
arctic talon
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Ours are just broken smh

opaque coyote
#

This is why superman is my second favorite

arctic talon
#

They need to make compromises to make the gameplay work for better or for worse

opaque coyote
tight stratus
arctic talon
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Shield + GG

opaque coyote
#

like usually power fists are for SMs, and they're big as shit.

having one for the ogryn makes sense

arctic talon
dapper gyro
opaque coyote
arctic talon
opaque coyote
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but they're mostly seen on space marines

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mostly

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so why not an ogryn

tight stratus
arctic talon
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I mean it is like

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Prolly steam or some other sort of heat discharge

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Also my favorite comissar mini tbh

rocky gale
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Or Sacred incense

dapper gyro
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The real power fist

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
#

Also I just learned that Senator Armstrong's first name is actually

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Steven

opaque coyote
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So his full name is Steven Armstrong

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Although I think he goes by Steve

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...

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holy shit-

arctic talon
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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They do

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But I want one that’s extremely shit

opaque coyote
#

I mean I think it's made out of plastic

arctic talon
#

No

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that thing isn’t crappy enough

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I want it to sound like an awful car engine

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And for it to spit out tons of
Black smoke

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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The blades get stuck

dapper gyro
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Gasoline smoke ranges from black to dark grey, so it is not an indication of poor quality.

opaque coyote
#

and now it's just a worse sword

opaque coyote
tight stratus
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Weapons should unlock more and more weared skins the more kills you get with it giving the players something to work towards but also a sign of their progress with the weapon beyond the mastery system that lasts very little in comparison to how much you'll be playing the game

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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The houses on munda excluded

opaque coyote
#

Like similar to the Shishkebab (FO3/NV edition)

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With a cord attached to the engine so that it can fucking run in the first place

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Also I just noticed how awesome the FO4 version of the shishkebab actually looks

nocturne crest
#

So what are the chances that GW will show off chaos space wolves warbands in the future?

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The return of Svane Vulfbad and his Blood Wolves

rocky gale
#

Unlikely

rocky gale
#

People can just make their own

nocturne crest
#

I wish I had money and time to start an army.

dapper gyro
nocturne crest
arctic talon
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Maybe next edition with csm releases

rocky gale
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Yea like if they make chaos Space Wolves then people will buy a box of Chaos Space Wolves, but now if people want Chaos space wolves they'll have to do it themselves which means buying a box of space wolves and a box of chaos.

nocturne crest
#

I'm just thinking because they did that article about CSM being painted in any colours this month.

jade holly
jade holly
# nocturne crest

I like the top right one and the leftmost one in the middle row for the marines

nocturne crest
#

They're pretty good.

jade holly
#

It’d be cool if different World Eater groups painted themselves based on the worlds they destroyed

arctic talon
nocturne crest
#

I wonder if anyone has done space wolves in different legion colours before.

crystal forum
#

man the zefoni trials are fun

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unbalanced as shit but fun

crystal forum
#

i wonder if the delete everything ogryn cluster bomb is intentional

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so powerful it crashes the game

spare osprey
#

i remember him getting that mini

arctic talon
#

Yeah

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Kote’s a cool dude

spare osprey
#

gorgeous minis he does

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very jealous

crystal forum
#

the blood on the fist is just flexing

arctic talon
#

Tbh

spare osprey
#

he's been on a MM stint

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but i LOVE the way he does dark angel green

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adore it

#

don't get me started on his freehand

arctic talon
#

His free hand is derranged

spare osprey
#

actually mocks me

young pecan
#

Was Tzeentch ever the strongest chaos god?

#

I heard he was a long time ago at some point and trying to fact check it doesn't seem to be turning anything up

dapper gyro
#

What do you consider "strong"?

young pecan
#

In the only way Tzeentch can be I suppose

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Most influence

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Most power from the warp too

arctic talon
#

In 40K tzeentch had a strong point during psychic awakening

dapper gyro
#

Tzeentch is overall the most passive chaos god, which is difficult to gauge the power.

arctic talon
#

The chaos gods fluctuate constantly

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In terms of strength

young pecan
#

Aw that's a shame

dapper gyro
#

It is never much about physical prowess for it. The domain of Tzeentch itself exist everywhere, even within other.

young pecan
#

I would've imagined it only makes sense for him to be naturally the strongest in the formative years of the human race

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At least when we started popping with advancement

dapper gyro
#

Meanwhile, other chaos gods might not be compatible with Tzeentch.

arctic talon
#

The chaos gods are fluctuating constantly at the end of the day

young pecan
#

Mhm

arctic talon
#

So assigning a proper “scale” to them doesn’t work without a big event

young pecan
#

True, I just liked the idea of humankind's advancement being a huge jump for him in either setting

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Blue scribes are funny in either scenario though

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Not a Tzeentch guy but they got a charm

dapper gyro
#

Like Nurgle is considered the weakest (by fanbase), but it represents life itself, if there is no life, there is no soul for other chaos god to even start with.

young pecan
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Funny how every chaos god needs each other to some extent when you think about it like that

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Or maybe not

dapper gyro
#

Tzeentch is the essence of planning.

storm jungle
#

he feeds from anything sentient just like any chaos god

young pecan
#

Oh, I thought humans were their primary warp nourishment

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That makes sense

storm jungle
#

Well they are now

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but they werent back then

dapper gyro
#

If you think ahead, then you are contributing to it. In such term, the mere fact that the other chaos planning anything at all empower Tzeentch.

storm jungle
#

again a cosmic god feeding from 1 single planet when humanity havent spread yet doesnt make a lot of sense lol

nocturne crest
arctic talon
#

Humans weren’t a good food source

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Till like the DAOT

arctic talon
storm jungle
young pecan
#

I'm not aware of how strong each one was at any given point so yeah true

arctic talon
#

Orks have red blood now

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For reasons

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Also yeah red blood looks awesome

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Lol

young pecan
#

There's a fungus that bleeds red

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Granted it's not like actual blood but it's still cool

storm jungle
#

tbh like

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Orks arent exactly any known type of mushroom

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so it doesnt matter

#

lmao

nocturne crest
#

I thought it was a green or yellow.

storm jungle
#

Its red.

nocturne crest
#

I forgot it was red.

storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
#

Don’t all humanoids bleed red in 40k

dapper gyro
#

Both Khorne and Slaanesh are based on desires, it can be overcome by mortals, but it is also the easier way to corrupt people.

storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
#

In general

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Like army units

dapper gyro
#

So in term of real space influence, they are "stronger".

young pecan
#

In some censorships I'm sure they bleed white

storm jungle
#

Nah they bleed red.

#

Blood for censorship only becomes a problem when theres like gallons of it.

dapper gyro
#

Bleeding white that then spawn more of its kind? So it is just semen?

arctic talon
#

Orks started bleeding red in 3e

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Because “it looks cool”

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Lol

young pecan
storm jungle
#

Chinese censorship is a deep rabbithole lol

#

black guy

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make him wear a mask

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💀

arctic talon
#

East Asia

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The true professional racists

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Sources; the things my grandparents say

young pecan
dapper gyro
young pecan
dapper gyro
#

At least where Im from, we are more open than other.

arctic talon
young pecan
arctic talon
crystal forum
#

wolf can you answer me a question about japan

young pecan
#

European racism is crazy

arctic talon
#

Ask and I will try or tell you I can’t lol

crystal forum
young pecan
#

"This is Bob, Bob lives about a ten minute walk away. I fucking hate Bobkind"

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

or did i hear that wrong

arctic talon
#

It’s okay

crystal forum
#

because other asian countries will just kill you

arctic talon
#

But it also was like illegal for a while

#

Until recently

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Homosexuality isn’t considered criminal

#

In East Asian culture

#

At least for Japan and Taiwan

storm jungle
#

I love the second message

arctic talon
#

But uh

#

There’s other social stigmas

#

Regarding it

storm jungle
#

"stigma" is one way to put it 💀

dapper gyro
#

Conservative doesn't have the same meaning in every where. If one traditionally have always been open to homosexual, then the conservators of such place would go with the tradition and save the homosexuality idea.

arctic talon
#

^

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That also

crystal forum
#

i was going to ask about kissing a dude in public but kissing anybody in public is frowned upon in japan

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weird ass country

arctic talon
dapper gyro
#

Then the "left" would be the "change", in that case would be denying homosexuality.

arctic talon
#

Lol

storm jungle
#

meanwhile here

crystal forum
#

fucking india

storm jungle
#

men/women and everyone thats a relative or knows each other kisses cheeks constantly

crystal forum
#

groping eachother for fun

arctic talon
#

Yeah no hugging is a big No mostly

#

Lol

crystal forum
#

non sexually

arctic talon
#

In Chinese culture or Japanese culture

storm jungle
#

Middle-eastern nations do it the most, turkey included

crystal forum
#

in india you cant be gay but you can hold a guy's hand and prance around

#

WHERE ARE THE STANDARDS

storm jungle
#

since we got more familiar familial ties and ways of showing it

#

same with how we dont really force our family members to move out

#

ive been living with my family my entire life lol

arctic talon
#

Hugging is for being at home

#

For Taiwanese or Japanese culture lol

#

Not in public

dapper gyro
#

The non-conservative would be to stop the public hugging like that.

arctic talon
#

Less of a stigma now

#

With the younger generation

#

But still considered weird

#

Oh also if you’re homosexual get ready for slurs in a casual context

#

Lol

crystal forum
#

i already call myself a fruit all the time

arctic talon
#

Or fetishization

crystal forum
#

that's what i meant wolf

#

earlier

arctic talon
#

Oh

crystal forum
#

i see so much straight gay stuff

arctic talon
#

Well that’s just because it’s considered hot

crystal forum
#

if you get what i mean

arctic talon
#

I’m not sure what you want me to say