#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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some sort of legend

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in a league

arctic talon
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I think its funny the way Piltover and Zaun resolve their differences is by permanently splitting from each other

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twin city states

storm jungle
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I mean

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look at real history

arctic talon
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I mean

storm jungle
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kaboom

arctic talon
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I guess south sudan and north sudan

rocky gale
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But like in the show they resolve it by giving Zaun a single seat on the council

arctic talon
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haven't tried murdering each other in a while

crystal forum
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turkey and everybody else

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Like we have made it fair by giving Piltover 6 seats and Zaun 1, we have reached true equality

arctic talon
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Imo its clearly an imperfect solution no one likes

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Just based on how Sevika looks at the other Council members

rocky gale
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Yea but I wish I didn't need to know League lore to understand that

arctic talon
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yeah

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sucks

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they needed another season

crystal forum
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league lore should have remained a joke

arctic talon
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why

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its good smh

crystal forum
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because it's all an ad for LoL

arctic talon
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its good

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that doesn't change that

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lol

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the lore is divorced from the game as well

crystal forum
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i didn't watch the cyberpunk anime either

rocky gale
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Best part of the second season was that Margot returned and actually spoke this time

crystal forum
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i am immune to propaganda

arctic talon
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you don't need to play the game

storm jungle
storm jungle
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i wonder what other setting is like this

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where the lore is marketing for the game

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oh wait

crystal forum
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WAIT

arctic talon
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Margot is hot I mean what

storm jungle
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Got your ass

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LMAO

arctic talon
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so was finn

crystal forum
rocky gale
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Her season 1 appearance was literally just choking in the background

arctic talon
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yeah

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LOL

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I mean thats most of the chembarons

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I think its funny

rocky gale
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But we're so back now, we got more frames

arctic talon
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that a lot of the chembarons got paintings in the League client minigame

crystal forum
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she's showing her shoulders is she not afraid of being kicked out of highschool

rocky gale
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She runs the Black Market for Prostitution, I don't think she cares for Highschool

storm jungle
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🗣️

arctic talon
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also silco smiling

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feels cursed

arctic talon
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also the meth rat Yordle

rocky gale
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That's a yordle?

crystal forum
arctic talon
rocky gale
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Oh also fishguy was based

arctic talon
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you know what they say about yordles looking more like their region

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yeah Smeech did that in the worst way possible by becoming a ruthless drug addicted psychopath LOL

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Na

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Fish guy

storm jungle
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Abe Sapian

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my beloved

arctic talon
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Oh

rocky gale
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Zero lines, only aura

crystal forum
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those eyes

arctic talon
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He's probably vastaya

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maybe

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lol

rocky gale
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He literally says nothing in the entire show and is given one of the coolest moments in the final episode

arctic talon
storm jungle
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God i NEED the concept book

arctic talon
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also Gj riot

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for not having fucking elves and dwarves and stuff

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in your fantasy setting

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+1 point

rocky gale
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His names Steb apparently

arctic talon
bold veldt
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says nothing

rocky gale
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But the show never says it

bold veldt
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fights giant fuck off monster with axe

rocky gale
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So he's Fishguy

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Vastaya are very varied lol

bold veldt
rocky gale
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Oh maybe

bold veldt
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when they meet the drunkards

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dude what was the big guys name

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fav character

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🥀

rocky gale
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Laris?

bold veldt
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yes

rocky gale
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Loris

bold veldt
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man with shield

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bro gets shot

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a lot

storm jungle
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McCree?

languid meadow
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R.J MacReady

bold veldt
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loris

storm jungle
bold veldt
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yus

storm jungle
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this was some real Ogryn vs Chaos Spawn shit

arctic talon
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ngl why the fuck did they give Ekko the killmonger cut

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in arcane

storm jungle
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im gonna get it as a commission so i had it saved lol

arctic talon
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like yeah the mohawk wasn't great but holy fuck lol

rocky gale
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I love that Loris like literally just meets Vi on the street, shares a beer with her and then is instantly ride or die

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Bro joins the Special forces with her

storm jungle
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ngl

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relatable

arctic talon
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Alcoholics forever

arctic talon
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THEY DAMNED HIM TO THE KILLMONGER CUT

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WHY

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Its not like the mohawk was ugly imo

storm jungle
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ALL THESE HAIRSTYLES

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appeared after black panther

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which is so fucking funny

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lmao

arctic talon
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I really don't get whats wrong with the fucking mohawk

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like

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is it the best no, but like

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its not bad

bold veldt
arctic talon
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at least he changes up his hair later

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lol

storm jungle
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its whatever

arctic talon
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so he's got like

storm jungle
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generic ahh

arctic talon
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a manbun?

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ponytail?

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idfk what to call it

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whatever the fuck this hairstyle is

bold veldt
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so cool so rebellious

arctic talon
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the short hair?

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I like it yeah

languid meadow
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his alt universe haircut was better

bold veldt
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so studious

arctic talon
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ngl I actually like Jinx's hairstyle + color in league

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but literally every other part of her arcane design is better

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lol

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its not even close

storm jungle
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she went a real long way from being a fantasy harley quinn

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i love her now lol

arctic talon
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I do really like her original hair though lol

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even if the rest of the design is

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bleh to me

storm jungle
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its very....

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uh

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jailbait

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congrats for giving her at least realistic boob sizes tho

bold veldt
arctic talon
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anyways good redesign

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lol

bold veldt
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ngl that enforcer was not smart

arctic talon
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so glad its a free skin for her in League

languid meadow
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forgot how good every scene the grey is in

arctic talon
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The Grey is great environmentally

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its visually super cool

bold veldt
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whats that one famous quote

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from the mom

languid meadow
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#girlboss
#gasthepoor

bold veldt
rocky gale
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I feel like another flaw of the season is that they never really addressed the fact that they were just straight up gassing entire neighbourhoods in this part

arctic talon
bold veldt
languid meadow
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also spin the wheel

arctic talon
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yeah no the gassing of entire parts of Zaun was horrible lol

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on the otherhand I have 0 sympathy for the Chembarons and their goons

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but yeah no gassing Zaun was

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💀

arctic talon
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Such a good opening artistically

rocky gale
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Also now that Jinx was mentioned I can post the ultimate crackship

arctic talon
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LOL

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oh yeah before you ask the Grey is extremely dangerous lol

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it literally can melt your fucking face off

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if you're exposed to it too long in high concentrations

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how it feels to gas underdeveloped neighborhoods/j

arctic talon
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its such a cool design

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the Enforcers in Arcane look terrifying which is good

bold veldt
arctic talon
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also I do love how the gas mask design in arcane for the hellfire portion

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are partially taken from the Piltover Warden gasmask design which was pre-existing

bold veldt
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oh

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my

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god

languid meadow
arctic talon
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It has the "softer" looking eyes

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but it has the bottom part of the enforcer gasmask

bold veldt
languid meadow
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I like the look of both the enforcers and wardens, I think they both can exist with Wardens being like SWAT or something

arctic talon
bold veldt
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coulda stopped all of Zaun

arctic talon
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its the same organization post PR scrub

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and slightly less violent

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they're not that much less violent

late osprey
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enforcers being such jobbers is the saddest thing

languid meadow
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Glory to Camille

bold veldt
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hes holding a pillar as a doorbreacher

arctic talon
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their prefered method of clearing rooms is with hextech "flashbangs"

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lol

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which are just

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fucking hand grenades

late osprey
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they're arguably more effective in S1 than S2 which is wild

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they look WAY too cool to be jobbing like they are

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this isn't 40k, they aren't the Moebian 6th

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give them some Ws

arctic talon
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piltovan flashbomb

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you see its called a flashbomb because it blinds you

bold veldt
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No, you cant be Jinx
(is looking at jinx)

arctic talon
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and the bomb is because it does just straight up fucking explode

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LOL

languid meadow
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I mean they're police you can't expect to fight Noxians of all people and fucking WW

arctic talon
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yeah

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Ngl what for what they're up against they performed admirably

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fucking WW is methed out

bold veldt
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for a bunch of street cops

arctic talon
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Noxians are cheating using runic weaponry

late osprey
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so much as

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basically everything LOL

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they just kinda suck

bold veldt
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the enforcers were fine till.. i forget his name

arctic talon
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tbh they also might have had forced conscription

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to bulk up their numbers

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during Caitlyns whole martial law thing

bold veldt
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i felt bad for the marshal

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both

late osprey
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it was during the martial law montage that i was hoping finally they might do something cool

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instead of just getting turned to mulch

languid meadow
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Again they're beat cops not a military force

bold veldt
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that first marshal was so down to earth her death was sad

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she was real

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she understood everything

late osprey
bold veldt
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and she also wasnt corrupt

languid meadow
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still funny that Vi dying is the best outcome for everyone so good it gave Marcus a soul

late osprey
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they dont even do that in the show

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every time they try they get killed by zaunite screamers

arctic talon
late osprey
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the only time the enforcers did anything cool was in the flashback

languid meadow
bold veldt
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poor Markus.. even if he was bought out

late osprey
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call me crazy

arctic talon
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oh also I think its fun that Vi/caitlyn/the other people in the taskforce all have their gear inspired from this artwork for the cardgame lol

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Maddie is pretty much using the same equipment as Caitlyn from this art

languid meadow
late osprey
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oh the task force i guess technically is an exception but since they're all named characters i can hardly count them

arctic talon
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Thats the Trifarian legion

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The grey legion refers to the zombies

late osprey
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sorry but for me, its Demacia

arctic talon
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also Ambessa's forces wouldn't be Trifarian since the Trifarax hasn't been established yet ErmActually

late osprey
arctic talon
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I love the demacian bird riders

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so much

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I love silverwings

late osprey
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i dont care whatever magehunter stuff they got going on, i would be one of Demacia's most fanatical patriots

arctic talon
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bird calvary aesthetically go so hard

late osprey
arctic talon
late osprey
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falcon knights

languid meadow
late osprey
arctic talon
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between the mage racists, rebellion and loyalists to the throne

bold veldt
rocky gale
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Thinking back it was kinda wild that season 1 tried to frame Heimerdinger being removed as President as a bad thing, when like that little nerd directly oversaw all the horrible shit that happened to Zaun and just never cared to do anything about it.

languid meadow
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I forgot the name of the clipboard holy rot

arctic talon
late osprey
arctic talon
late osprey
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just thrown off the council

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we also dont know how he voted

bold veldt
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he was voted out

arctic talon
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He works on a timescale

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far longer then humans

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he's blind to human suffering lol

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which is just a case of him being long lived

late osprey
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heimer was shockingly well-written as someone so long-lived and so goofy-looking

bold veldt
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he isnt human, period

arctic talon
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Heimer is great

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yeah he's a yordle, he embodies Piltover to an extent

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is the big thing

bold veldt
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he was THERE when they MADE the city

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like

arctic talon
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Yordles pick up more and more of the nature of the region they're from

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lol

late osprey
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it was clear he thought scientific advancement was essentially the most important thing and politics is a secondary thing that fixes itself with more science

arctic talon
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yeah

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which makes him complicit imo

late osprey
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which is technically not untrue by economic standards as we understand it

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but

arctic talon
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he's blind to anything that happens in Zaun

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because he doesn't care

late osprey
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like EW said the timescale

arctic talon
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he imo was always a bad leader

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as a teacher and scientist? he's great

late osprey
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hes very kumbaya-brained

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if everyone just got along and did more science

arctic talon
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as a leader hell no, he can't sympathize with 99.99999999999999999999999% of the population

bold veldt
rocky gale
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Also just remembered another bone I had to pick with season 2

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They frame the fact Viktor wanted to not be terminally ill as a problem

late osprey
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i figured the problem was more that he became an eldritch mutant trying to destroy the world

arctic talon
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^

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yeah that

rocky gale
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Yea you'd think

arctic talon
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him wanting to cure himself was fine imo

bold veldt
rocky gale
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But no they literally mention that he didn't need to cure or fix himself

late osprey
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i dont recall there being any negative framing until he grew cthulhu legs

rocky gale
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It's in season 2

arctic talon
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thats from Jayce specifically to Viktor

arctic talon
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iirc no?

bold veldt
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it basically took over his soul and body, and made him just watch

arctic talon
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or did I forget

rocky gale
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Yea it's like "You never needed to fix yourself, you were always perfect"

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and it's like, he was terminally ill, he had days to live.

arctic talon
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I think that was referring to how he acted

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and not his health personally

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but yeah it is worded horribly

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imo

rocky gale
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I think they were referring to his limp, but like his limp and his health issues were quite intrinsicly linked to his origins in the undercity

bold veldt
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okay but Heimer was right about hextech

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regardless

arctic talon
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about it being dangerous?

bold veldt
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he knew it was dangerous asf

arctic talon
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that was because people are stupid as well tbh

bold veldt
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even if he mightve taken it too far

arctic talon
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Magic responds to how its used

late osprey
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well there was specifically tyranid biomass growing in the hextech reactors or something wasnt there

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and that was killing everything

arctic talon
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well

arctic talon
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it was benign

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until the incident

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lol

rocky gale
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Yea the also never really explained the Biomass thing, like they mention that someone placed it their via complex runes, but then never say who

arctic talon
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Imo it was the hexgate project

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Jayce fucking around with runes without knowing what they did led to it

late osprey
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if its benign until some inevitable product of human nature turns it malignant

arctic talon
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there is an exact science to Runic magic in League

late osprey
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that essentially makes it as dangerous as heimer was saying

languid meadow
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Humanity has abused magic for millennium on Runeterra, Shurima, and the Rune Wars being two of the biggest (idk if you can count the Shadow Isles in this prob not) and Heimer has seen it all so yeah he could predict this

arctic talon
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the rune wars are the big one yeah

late osprey
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all ill say is

arctic talon
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Tbh the Ruination is bad

late osprey
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if he thinks the runes are bad

arctic talon
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but the issue was localized

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rather then global

late osprey
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wait till aatrox (best character ever) shows up

arctic talon
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lol

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aatrox is in the ass end of nowhere rn

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as a sword

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in any case use of magic without self control in League lore always ends badly

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every single instance of it has gone horribly lol

languid meadow
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Banished to the sensory deprivation stick

arctic talon
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ngl

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I wonder what the worst thing to get sealed as a darkin is

arctic talon
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like

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they all suck, but are any of the weapons/objects in particular worse lol

languid meadow
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I would say naafiri but she had a big eye on her dagger

rocky gale
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I'd say being a bow would suck

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All that bending

arctic talon
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Oh true

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that would probably be a bit uncomfortable

sacred ginkgo
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a ladle

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Constantly submersed in boiling liquid

arctic talon
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I wonder if being sealed in paired weapons would be worse

arctic talon
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unless they're very strong magically or mentally

sacred ginkgo
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And do what

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You're a magic ladle

arctic talon
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do whatever you want

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smh

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Don't need to use the ladle

languid meadow
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hit people

arctic talon
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There's a Darkin who got sealed in a Harp lol

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I don't think she had a bad time

languid meadow
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Jax beats people with lamp post you could do something with a ladle

arctic talon
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evil Harp

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turned into this thing

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I do find it kind of hilarious there's a Darkin weapon somewhere in the Ruins of Oshra Va'Zaun

languid meadow
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Gonna assume a stupid ass baron brought the harp to his place

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Since why tf is in in Zaun

arctic talon
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Styraatu awakening is non canon

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Zaun was a Shuriman port city

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originally

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A darkin weapon being there isn't the weirdest thing

languid meadow
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I mean yeah

arctic talon
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Oh also regarding my favorite song from arcane season 2

languid meadow
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I love Rhaast it just sucks I have to play Kayne to get to him

arctic talon
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It’s to ashes and blood

languid meadow
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yeah it has Shuriman in it right?

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"Shuriman chant translated from an old prayer to the goddess Jan’ahrem:"

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yes

arctic talon
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Yeah

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I just like how the song sounds tbh

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also I like this part from the Zed Comics, where we get a written representation of Piltovan

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I think its cool

languid meadow
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-Speaks Noxian

arctic talon
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LOL

languid meadow
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My two fav seething robots

arctic talon
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Lol

arctic talon
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AGE OF ULTRON

tough haven
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Cant wait for ultron to be a super mediocre support that no one is gonna play outside of triple healer comps

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no one is ever gonna end the cloak and dagger/invis/rocket seat as most used healers

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Like Emma frost is super annoying and quite strong, but I bet the others are gonna be mediocre

vagrant fox
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Why doesn't Blizzard love Diablo like whoever makes the arcanes Sitgryn

arctic talon
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Riot really likes League’s universe lol

vagrant fox
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Terribly unfair

median star
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does tzeentch have any overarching goals with magnus or is he just letting him do whatever untill he needs him to specifically do something

vagrant fox
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It's like having a pet monkey that can't hurt you, which you can direct to eat someones face

arctic talon
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He does use him for some stuff though

rose thorn
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him and Ramattra

nocturne crest
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If GW decided to make a 40k version of marvel rivals, what characters could you see them picking as heroes?

median star
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do psyhic enhancing bionics exist in 40k

bold veldt
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obesewhale with the peak

nocturne crest
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Larkin?

bold veldt
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Gaunts ghosts sniper

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tanith

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Mad Larks

nocturne crest
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Ah

vagrant fox
median star
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did servo skulls exist pre 30k

bold veldt
arctic talon
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The servoskulls are a mechanicum thing

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And we know the mechanicum existed during the age of strife

median star
arctic talon
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Yes

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Servitors and servoskulls became Very popular very fast with the imperium

bold veldt
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especially with the no ai thing

median star
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so for the most part theyd not have been seen during unification war since mechancium was still mostly limited to mars

bold veldt
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id assume

arctic talon
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They wouldn’t be in use yet yeah

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We know the mechanicum considered deleting terra

bold veldt
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uni wars consisted of muscled up drug addicts throwing clubs at each other lol

arctic talon
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With exterminatus after checking it

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But they never went through with it and I don’t think they landed on the planet

bold veldt
arctic talon
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Yeah

bold veldt
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but they really wantdd the old tech on terra

median star
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were their still potentially lesser men of iron roaming terra during the unification war

arctic talon
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Also archeotech

bold veldt
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which is one of the reasons they teamed up with bige

nocturne crest
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It was weird to learn the T'au helped their admech gue'vesa make servitors fly/hover.

bold veldt
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they show up at random even in 40k

arctic talon
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There’s still a lot of shit in the catacombs of mars

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Lol

bold veldt
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i would say it wouldnt be innacurate to have atleast one or two men of iron

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who knows what the technobarbarians cooped up

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apparently anything could live on that dust rock

median star
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so i know the emp put some of the crazier warlords etc into the black cells after unification war but is their a chance any of them would even still be alive

bold veldt
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today?… maybe

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black cells are incredibly mysterious

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sorta

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theres always a chance

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i wouldnt doubt someone wouldve been put into stasis

median star
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do the custodes ever check on the individual cells or patrol down there or is it a just dont let anything get out stand at the entrance sort of thing

bold veldt
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they have custodes that patrol

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the wardens

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their jobs are to patrol the black cells, and hunt down anything that escaped, or needs to be locked up

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Shadowkeepers

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big bros in black armor

opaque coyote
rocky gale
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Classic GW not doing market research before adopting a tagline

queen laurel
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they dug their own grave

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on that one

lament shoal
lament shoal
shadow plover
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There is a book called The Year of Chaos, which is about the Irish history, but I can't see any other reference to that period as being called that

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but I wouldn't be surprised if GW didn't research it at all first

queen laurel
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going through it

opaque coyote
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So random fun Dragonball fact

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Basically, with original Japanese dialogue and voice acting, Goku actually speaks in a Hick/Country Boy dialect.

Chichi has an even thicker country accent. She would sound like a huge redneck if translated into an English dub.

So if they were properly translated into English, both of them would probably have a heavy southern accent. With Chichi basically sounding like a female version of Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

Gohan speaks the exact opposite. His Japanese dialogue is framed as polite and proper. So basically

One Hick + One Super Hick = Distinguished Gentleman

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Basically if the English Dub was more faithful.

DBZ would've basically sounded like King of the Hill

plush mason
queen laurel
tough haven
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Omg it’s not ai

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I am trying so hard to find songs for factions for when I okay then that aren’t AI

tough haven
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Now if only I could find good xenos songs

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I’ve got enough for orks, now I’m looking for tau

queen laurel
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@arctic talon

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holy shit

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I found a way

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i'm playing a huge character

arctic talon
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Lol

winter vessel
plush mason
winter vessel
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this morning i was pumping iron at my local gym and had my playlist set to mix when "For the Guard" was playing. and for 3 mins i felt i was invincible benching 2 10 kg plates on a barbell, doing 1 set of 15 reps

opaque coyote
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It's also why so many DB villains are salty when they lose against him

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Because they usually have a huge plan, uncontested power, etc.

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And then they lose to somebody who sounds like they'd smooch their sister.

outer wave
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Yeah I'd be mad about that too

opaque coyote
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Also like I said earlier, Chichi basically has an even thicker Hick accent

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Basically Boomhauer

#

"Iain't raisen a delinquent in this ere 'house. Ya hear boy?"

"I acknowledge that, mother. I will strive to achieve my academic potential."

"Das mah boy!"

nocturne jetty
#

Whos this

storm jungle
nocturne jetty
#

Fun

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Kayduin is strong i think

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Are they like Necromancer 40k?

celest dome
#

Not exactly

arctic talon
celest dome
#

Closest to it in fantasy are Simulacra

tough haven
celest dome
#

She's more from Battle Fantasy

#

I remember her

outer wave
#

Remember her?

celest dome
#

Mira

#

Know her (iirc) from Vt2.
We used to debate longly on what Sienna's last career had ought to be

storm jungle
#

Explains the necromancer comment

rose thorn
celest dome
#

DoW ? Maybe

celest dome
rose thorn
nocturne jetty
arctic talon
#

Ngl dow 3 is a very pretty game

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Shame the gameplay was meh

outer wave
nocturne jetty
#

atleast its more colourfull than (DT) 💀

outer wave
#

Oh yeah for sure

#

Though I don't blame Fatshark for that one

#

It's just the fact hive cities are pretty dull color wise

arctic talon
#

thats just a dif aesthetic the 2 games are going for yeah

#

also yeah hive cities are

#

fucking depressing lol

#

even munda looks very boring

outer wave
#

Munda at least has a greener color scheme that isn't based on Nurglite corruption

arctic talon
#

Despite how colorful the gangers are

#

Munda isn't very green, its mostly greys, with some yellows and reds ngl

outer wave
#

Ah darn

arctic talon
#

The hive secundus stuff def has the GREEN filter enabled

#

which feels more like an Alien reference imo

nocturne jetty
#

Khorne in DT Soon 💀

arctic talon
#

They're very much wearing the inspiration like a glove for the Hive Secundus art imo

nocturne jetty
#

Hm its hard to pick

#

Between Librarian, Farseer or Weirdboyz

#

They got Insane 40k Magic.

tough haven
storm jungle
#

💀

#

also yeah welcome to 40k, its not really suppose to be that colorful in a hive city setting

#

You can just taste the pollution

arctic talon
#

Mmmmm

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Tertium looks slightly less awful

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Atmosphere wise tbh

storm jungle
#

Im still shocked anyone even plays DoW3

bold veldt
#

dt has such a good atmosphere

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and ambience

#

thats why its good imo

storm jungle
#

the ambience really doesnt get enough love

#

its a shame because theres so much work put into it

bold veldt
#

jesper is amazing

#

and just the details and everything

arctic talon
#

darktide is also like

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horror adjacent tbh

tough haven
arctic talon
#

So I think the gloomy depressing atmosphere fits lol

tough haven
#

The others are not good I’m told

arctic talon
#

DoW2 is very good

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I prefer it over DoW1

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lol

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DoW3 is

#

its a game

storm jungle
bold veldt
#

im gonna imagine thats a hottake?

arctic talon
#

Yes

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LOL

#

its very different as a game

#

DoW2 retribution is very fun to me

vagrant fox
#

Hell yeah brudder DoW2

outer wave
storm jungle
rose thorn
#

god necormunda rocks

#

i heard of poeple litearlly jsut playing a tabletop rpg using necromunda's system

outer wave
arctic talon
outer wave
#

Ah

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I don't think it's havoc that's the issue it's just that there isn't alot of moments where you can just have a proper gun fight

#

Hiding around cover and all that

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Because you're almost always going to be dealing with a horde in some way shape or form that's melee focused

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It'd need huge rebalanced because shooters in game are pretty strong but it's been a thought on my mind

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Like imagine having a little less intense melee blobs and more intense shootouts

crystal forum
#

everything must be melee

outer wave
#

😔

lament shoal
sacred ginkgo
#

Got anymore of them pixels

nocturne jetty
#

Gotta look into stats

#

Spacemarines are quite nuts. because they can deploy DROP PODS

#

With Machineguns

tough haven
#

Cause if lore, the answer is “whoever the story is being written for”

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They all have strengths and weaknesses

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Realistically I’d say farseer

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Or maybe librarian in certain situations

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Weirdboyz I don’t think really win psychic duels that often, since they’re mostly just playing Russian roulette on who’s head explodes forst

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But they sure krump non psykers

outer wave
#

Weirdboyz Im sure could eeek out wins in duels

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But its also depending on the writer

nocturne jetty
#

Weirdboyz just eat alot of scrap and throw rocks

#

lol

nocturne jetty
#

And Librarian does Support

outer wave
tough haven
#

Weirdboyz usually just explode heads and teleport boyz

#

But I’m sure they can do plenty

outer wave
#

True

tough haven
nocturne jetty
#

They can do also shield to orcs

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Upgrading them into coneheads kidding

#

@outer wave Last time i used on my Farseer Temporal Weave holy was it strong

#

I disabled like 50% of the Army

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LOL

outer wave
#

Whew sheesh

nocturne jetty
#

Stasis

outer wave
#

Thats the tabletop I presume? I sadly dont follow it that closely but thats crazy shit

nocturne jetty
#

Librarian can increase attackspeed on staff shot

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and multiple projectiles

queen laurel
outer wave
nocturne jetty
#

There is a Rocket orc he has a Squig bomb

#

💀

outer wave
#

Ohhh this is DoW 3?

nocturne jetty
#

Howling Banshees is nuts

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I didnt know they can use Holo-Field also

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and become INVISIBLE

lament shoal
outer wave
#

Oh absolutely but it definitely sounds more fantasy pilled, even though 40k has its fair share of weird wackiness like that

plush mason
# queen laurel

im just imagining that happening to a commissar mid speech

outer wave
#

I wonder how they feel after transformation

#

Like they do retain their memories and intelligence after transforming into a squig, right?

nocturne jetty
opaque coyote
#

I hope so because that would funny

#

and horrific

#

Horrific because imagine screaming in a body that is not your own. Not anymore.

#

Funny because squig transform

outer wave
#

Right, that would be rightfully horrifying

late osprey
lament shoal
#

Its working great so far, the archetype lets me stack dmg buffs on her before I unleash her burst attack

late osprey
#

master tactician is a super strong archetype that synergizes with just about anything

#

but not going AM on her just feels blasphemous

#

the momentum ability even synergizes with the soldier one

#

also Heavy Gunner

lament shoal
#

Yeah I've got heavy gunner stuff on her too

#

The build guide I'm following got most of the stuff required to start her with a heavy bolter build done in the first archetype tree

late osprey
#

It makes shooting 1 AP cheaper

#

which is huge

nocturne jetty
arctic talon
#

Lol

#

Ulthwe wraith knights looking so edgy is funny

wintry scarab
#

Btw, anyone else think that the plural for ogryn and tyranid being ogryns and tryranids is weird? To me it just sounds strange. It feels like the plural for them should just be ogryn and tyranid.

storm jungle
#

Funny you mention that. Because its sometimes used lol

#

But I really dont think its that weird.

wintry scarab
#

At least im glad im not alone in this lol

storm jungle
#

Its the first time i see this complaint

#

so staregryn

vagrant fox
#

The recent comments Arbitor Ian and Dystopian Chimp videos about the Emperor really shows how the 40k net community feels about the Emperor and it's kinda funny to me
I'm not sure if it's me being a contrarian as I usually am, but it feels so without nuance. Nothing about trying to find a path in a fundemantally broken universe, how much of a cost will you pay to achieve your ends
If only this weirdo who has seen possibly 40,000 years of human development was sane and a good dad

storm jungle
#

Like Ian reaches the conclusion he does and even shows that "eugh" frustration because yeah theres literally no other source material pointing at anything else.

#

Im very much not a fan of the video and disagree with a lot of it but I get where hes coming from since Ian is also a pretty sane person lol

vagrant fox
#

I mean yeah, the Emps is a genuine horrible and shitty person, but I find the idea of him conceiving this horrible, horrible path as being a genuine way to save humanity interesting

storm jungle
#

I dont tbh. Because hes been written by like 20 authors who all have no idea what they are doing.

#

Ok so he can see everything but also cant, he can do anything but also cant, he can guess anything but also cant, hes made grand armies but said armies also betrayed him, yada yada

#

Guy literally goes lobotomite the moment the plot needs him to act stupid.

vagrant fox
#

That I don't like, yeah

storm jungle
#

Yeah I hate people who say this is intentional

#

It very much is not lmao

vagrant fox
#

It's more I'm interested in the core idea of doing an all-time greatest war crimes score to achieve a great future for the normal person

#

in fiction, not so much real life

#

It's also just more the lack of nuance that gets to me, the oversimplification. Granted, there's a lot to it, but reducing it to bad dad irks me

raven stone
#

At this point

celest dome
raven stone
#

It would be easier to say Emps is a human shaped, pro human Eldritch Abomination

#

And leave it at that

celest dome
#

Him being so convinced that anything he did was so necessary that it was even unquestionable

storm jungle
#

Yeah this is what I hate.

#
  • how every human civilization in 30k was just losers
raven stone
#

Basically Emps plan went wrong is that he was stubborn AND he doesn't understand "normal" human

storm jungle
#

I really wish the Rangdan were like some super strong human empire instead of generic evil aliens who we dont even know what they look like

celest dome
storm jungle
#

And the Imperium just annihilates them or whatever

storm jungle
raven stone
vagrant fox
#

Ah, how I wish the 30k books had turned out vastly differently

storm jungle
#

Same.

vagrant fox
#

It's the core ideas I love, I'm kind of ignoring the execution

raven stone
storm jungle
#

but, but

#

TRAGIC

vagrant fox
#

Poor boo boo couldn't even die right

storm jungle
#

omg my sweet blorbo angronius dooming his entire legion!

#

fuck off lol

vagrant fox
#

It's the idea of Angron I like, just about forcing a broken demi-god to do unspeakable atrocities for the greater future
We got what we got though

storm jungle
#

Yeah and people lap it up still so i guess it works.

summer mural
#

his names Angron

#

.

vagrant fox
#

it's angry ron, named so for being angry

summer mural
#

Angry Ronald

#

Son of Anathema Skywalker

vagrant fox
#

Maybe it's more I'm stuck in my snobbish high castle wafting poetic about the core ideas I like

storm jungle
#

Already makes you better than most of the ideas we got lol

summer mural
#

Id like a high castle tbh

#

where I can cloud seed the skies of the realm with centigor milk

#

so it rains down on the commonfolks and enlightens them

vagrant fox
storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

It also made me realise what I don't like about the Tau just being unequivably good, the idea of them just getting away with it and not paying a price for it in the setting

summer mural
#

tau arent all that good

vagrant fox
#

It's more the fanon idea that they're the good enlightened empire

summer mural
#

they do seem relatively more ethical yeah

vagrant fox
#

The expansionist some are more equal empire than other is still an expansionist empire

summer mural
#

problem with tau is I can never see exactly what gw was going for in the concept

#

like what conceived this idea of the tau

queen laurel
summer mural
#

wow

#

THATS TAKING IT TOO FAR

#

DRAW YOUR WEAPON

vagrant fox
#

I like them as a criticism of the NATO/US interventionism where you're damned if you say yes or no

#

which iirc is what partially inspired them

queen laurel
#

See you later sucker

summer mural
#

this is what tau has done to the fandom

#

"shoot you from afar" smh

queen laurel
#

I am an ork yes but i have the best gun

summer mural
#

are those those aos acid dropping goblins

queen laurel
summer mural
#

ohhhh

#

i swear ive heard curse of da bad moon somewhere

queen laurel
#

Those orks that paint everything yellow and have teeth that grow faster than everyone making them richer than every ork

queen laurel
vagrant fox
#

I'm partial to the ultramariens of the orks, da goffs

queen laurel
#

The bigger than just about everyone else because they fight each other so frequently

vagrant fox
#

They're a good bunch, always down for some fun

queen laurel
vagrant fox
#

Goff Rocker really sealed the deal though

queen laurel
#

Oh yeah that is peak

median star
#

is it possible to turn other species into servitors

storm jungle
#

Yes but its heretical.

#

A servitor is literally a lobotomized person with roomba parameters, they arent like advanced technology.

vagrant fox
#

There are ork servitors in some mars book

storm jungle
#

the techpriests seeing them are like

#

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE

#

ONLY HUMANS ARE DESERVING OF SUCH A FATE!

#

💀

vagrant fox
#

It's great, love me cogheads

median star
#

itd be funny to see an aeldari chud out at seeing of theirs be servitorized tho

storm jungle
#

Why tho

median star
#

knife ears arent real people chadgryn

storm jungle
#

ok space nazi

#

anyway yeah, no

queen laurel
queen laurel
median star
#

do votann fw servitors or the idea of it or nah

queen laurel
storm jungle
queen laurel
#

that they respect by the way

storm jungle
#

what do you think

queen laurel
#

Like they will go out of their way to rescue ironkin

median star
#

ironkin are a limited thing right like cant make more

storm jungle
#

They cant

#

no of course they can

#

how do you think theres billions of votann/ironkin everywhere

#

lol

queen laurel
#

they can

storm jungle
#

^

queen laurel
#

they worship sentient stcs

median star
#

are ironkin and the things they worship different names

queen laurel
#

i'm not an expert at imperium tech but i'm pretty sure that does get them funny tech

storm jungle
#

Are you talking about the Votann cores?

#

Ironkin are robots

vagrant fox
#

Ancestral Cores are not ironkin

#

As far as I'm aware

queen laurel
#

they are completely different

median star
#

meant cores yea those are limited are they not

queen laurel
#

They are like super computers

queen laurel
#

the reason they even went out in the universe to explore was to fix the cores

storm jungle
#

"Limited" in 40k doesnt mean much

median star
#

do votann have enough pyskic presence to have psykers

storm jungle
#

Yes.

#

bro read the lexi

#

💀

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

mfer they literally got minis

queen laurel
#

yeah another crazy thing i suggest

#

read the CODEX

summer mural
#

ayy votann

#

40k is super bloated ngl

#

but we still need skaven

#

getting space dwarfs but no space rats

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

super bloated

#

asks for skaven

#

yeet

summer mural
#

yes

#

that was the intent

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

How about you go back to centigor daycare

summer mural
#

to comment on how the bloatiness isnt justified until we get skaven

vagrant fox
#

No need for two Imperiums

queen laurel
#

yeah like Skaven's niches in 40k are filled

summer mural
#

I mean yes

#

but as much as I like votann, if votann didnt exist , it wouldnt make a difference in the "niches" lol

#

the only reason we dont have skaven stuffed in there unnecessarily is because gw decided against it

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

^

#

also space dwarves are cool

#

opinion terminated

summer mural
#

space RATS

queen laurel
#

skaven are great because no one in fantasy and aos is like them

#

they are unique

#

in 40k

#

what makes them, them

#

is shared by like

#

ALOT of factions

summer mural
#

wow you think deeply about this, I just care about cool space rat implementation

#

so you are probably right

storm jungle
#

just kill this guy

#

get em

summer mural
#

but hes unironically right

vagrant fox
#

More aliens would be nice, too bad the tabletop game ruins my dreams and hopes

summer mural
#

custards are nice too

#

Id like if they had some malus to them tbh

#

like its hard to pinpoint whats really shitty about custodes apart from low numbers

#

everything is like " wooowwwwwwwww, you have nazi imprinted on every cell in your body"

soft thunder
median star
#

are demonhost able to be made of any species thats psykicly intune

queen laurel
#

ye

round tartan
#

I think I had that happen to a washing machine once.

vagrant fox
#

Printers spontaneously get daemonically posessed

vagrant fox
median star
queen laurel
#

So say I grab a random bloke off the street as a sacrifice

#

i can then put a demon inside him turning him into a daemonhost

#

or through magical bullshit i make a weapon and bound a demon inside of it

nocturne jetty
raven stone
#

Dawn of War 2?

nocturne jetty
outer wave
#

Yeah it's 3

#

That do be 3ing

nocturne jetty
#

Is Games workshop alive?

#

This game hasnt got updated since centuries

raven stone
#

Ah.
The one that made fandom kind of scratch their head.

outer wave
queen laurel
outer wave
#

^

shadow plover
#

also games workshop didn't make the game

outer wave
#

The most you could get are mods

raven stone
#

It was too big a break from 2's mechanics as well IIRC

#

Was why fandom didn't take too well to it

outer wave
#

It didn't do anything for either fans of DoW 1 or 2

storm jungle
#

and uh

#

Relic blamed the players

#

for essentially making a game they didnt even ask for

raven stone
#

And you had things like Gabriel Angelos doing backflips in Terminator Armour

storm jungle
#

Among like so much other bad stufff.

#

It was a game made to appeal to starcraft players and not dawn of war players.

queen laurel
#

the peak writing of c s goto

outer wave
forest orbit
outer wave
#

For me it was the focus onto things that would've made it more of an e-sport

storm jungle
#

Yeah hence my starcraft example.

#

Its not even a good e-sport game either lol

outer wave
#

Oh I didn't see that lmao my bad

#

My eyes glazed for a moment

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

^

queen laurel
#

With two at least you can turn your heroes into ocs

#

it's more of a skirmish game but if at least live up to that skirmish game identity

nocturne jetty
#

3 vs 3 RTS 40k Battle

raven stone
#

Dawn of War 2 supports that IIRC

#

Multilayer that is

storm jungle
#

Why play DoW2 when you can play the legendary DoW3

outer wave
#

Why play the legendary DoW3 when you can play the mythical DoW4

raven stone
#

🤣

storm jungle
#

what the sigma

outer wave
queen laurel
raven stone
#

All time peak was at release initially

#

Then everyone fled

#

From the Starcraft skin graft

storm jungle
#

^

#

LMAO

#

"starcraft skingraft" is crazy accurate

outer wave
#

Man I'm gonna say it: as much as I cannot deny the influence SC2 has had, the snappy movements has ruined RTS games

storm jungle
#

Agreed

outer wave
#

🤝

nocturne jetty
#

kidding

storm jungle
queen laurel
raven stone
outer wave
#

Mood

bold veldt
#

tts reference intended

golden imp
#

Emperor had a lot of stuff going on

#

If humanity could just be competent he wouldnt have to do everything

bold veldt
celest dome
#

All the messes that are currently here stem from him...