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I think its funny the way Piltover and Zaun resolve their differences is by permanently splitting from each other
twin city states
I mean
kaboom
I guess south sudan and north sudan
But like in the show they resolve it by giving Zaun a single seat on the council
haven't tried murdering each other in a while
turkey and everybody else
the show is 8-10 years before modern League lore, its clear that its never going to work imo
Like we have made it fair by giving Piltover 6 seats and Zaun 1, we have reached true equality
Imo its clearly an imperfect solution no one likes
Just based on how Sevika looks at the other Council members
Yea but I wish I didn't need to know League lore to understand that
league lore should have remained a joke
because it's all an ad for LoL
its good
that doesn't change that
lol
the lore is divorced from the game as well
i didn't watch the cyberpunk anime either
Best part of the second season was that Margot returned and actually spoke this time
i am immune to propaganda
you don't need to play the game
damn
LOL
i wonder what other setting is like this
where the lore is marketing for the game
oh wait


Margot is hot I mean what
so was finn

Her season 1 appearance was literally just choking in the background
But we're so back now, we got more frames
that a lot of the chembarons got paintings in the League client minigame
she's showing her shoulders is she not afraid of being kicked out of highschool
She runs the Black Market for Prostitution, I don't think she cares for Highschool
also the meth rat Yordle
That's a yordle?
bottom left is gay
Yeah Smeech is a really messed up yordle
Oh also fishguy was based
you know what they say about yordles looking more like their region
yeah Smeech did that in the worst way possible by becoming a ruthless drug addicted psychopath LOL
Oh the big dude? yeah I love him
Oh
Zero lines, only aura
those eyes
He literally says nothing in the entire show and is given one of the coolest moments in the final episode
God i NEED the concept book
also Gj riot
for not having fucking elves and dwarves and stuff
in your fantasy setting
+1 point
His names Steb apparently

But the show never says it
fights giant fuck off monster with axe
So he's Fishguy
ah yes the vaguely islander race
Vastaya are very varied lol
i swear the lesbian introduces him aslong as her
Oh maybe
Laris?
yes
Loris
McCree?
R.J MacReady
loris
yus
this was some real Ogryn vs Chaos Spawn shit
im gonna get it as a commission so i had it saved lol
like yeah the mohawk wasn't great but holy fuck lol
I love that Loris like literally just meets Vi on the street, shares a beer with her and then is instantly ride or die
Bro joins the Special forces with her
Alcoholics forever
ALL THESE HAIRSTYLES
appeared after black panther
which is so fucking funny
lmao
I really don't get whats wrong with the fucking mohawk
like
is it the best no, but like
its not bad
bro was ex-enforcer, decided it was wurf after several hangovers
its whatever
so he's got like
generic ahh
jinx’s hairstyle here is amazing
so cool so rebellious
his alt universe haircut was better
ngl I actually like Jinx's hairstyle + color in league
but literally every other part of her arcane design is better
lol
its not even close
I do really like her original hair though lol
even if the rest of the design is
bleh to me
its very....
uh
jailbait
congrats for giving her at least realistic boob sizes tho
“What’s wrong with my pants?!”
ngl that enforcer was not smart
so glad its a free skin for her in League
forgot how good every scene the grey is in
#girlboss
#gasthepoor
the song playing here was peak btw>>>
I feel like another flaw of the season is that they never really addressed the fact that they were just straight up gassing entire neighbourhoods in this part
"The people of Zaun deserve to breathe"
YESS
yeah Hellfire was a great song def my fav out the season
also spin the wheel
yeah no the gassing of entire parts of Zaun was horrible lol
on the otherhand I have 0 sympathy for the Chembarons and their goons
but yeah no gassing Zaun was
💀
Also now that Jinx was mentioned I can post the ultimate crackship
LOL
oh yeah before you ask the Grey is extremely dangerous lol
it literally can melt your fucking face off
if you're exposed to it too long in high concentrations
how it feels to gas underdeveloped neighborhoods/j
“Where you gonna hide when it’s on sight
and the dogs start feeding.”
also I do love how the gas mask design in arcane for the hellfire portion
are partially taken from the Piltover Warden gasmask design which was pre-existing
#arcanejinx #arcane #leagueoflegends #arcanenetflix #arcanevi #caitlyn #riotgames
It has the "softer" looking eyes
but it has the bottom part of the enforcer gasmask
where was HE during the events of Arcane
I like the look of both the enforcers and wardens, I think they both can exist with Wardens being like SWAT or something
coulda stopped all of Zaun
The Wardens are the "successor" to the Enforcers lore wise
its the same organization post PR scrub
and slightly less violent
they're not that much less violent
enforcers being such jobbers is the saddest thing
Glory to Camille
hes holding a pillar as a doorbreacher
their prefered method of clearing rooms is with hextech "flashbangs"
lol
which are just
fucking hand grenades
they're arguably more effective in S1 than S2 which is wild
they look WAY too cool to be jobbing like they are
this isn't 40k, they aren't the Moebian 6th
give them some Ws
“No, you cant be Jinx”
(is looking at jinx)
I mean they're police you can't expect to fight Noxians of all people and fucking WW
yeah
Ngl what for what they're up against they performed admirably
fucking WW is methed out
for a bunch of street cops
Noxians are cheating using runic weaponry
they should've done better for having actual guns, but im not even talking aobut the noxian invasion
so much as
basically everything LOL
they just kinda suck
the enforcers were fine till.. i forget his name
tbh they also might have had forced conscription
to bulk up their numbers
during Caitlyns whole martial law thing
it was during the martial law montage that i was hoping finally they might do something cool
instead of just getting turned to mulch
Again they're beat cops not a military force
that first marshal was so down to earth her death was sad
she was real
she understood everything
they look way to cool to be essentially good only for writing parking tickets
and she also wasnt corrupt
still funny that Vi dying is the best outcome for everyone so good it gave Marcus a soul
and beating poor people
That's not the divergence
they dont even do that in the show
every time they try they get killed by zaunite screamers
Greyson? yeah
the only time the enforcers did anything cool was in the flashback
Yeah their look is meant to intimidate, and project an image of dominance.
poor Markus.. even if he was bought out
yeah but in my fantasy setting i like my cool-looking guys doing cool stuff at the same time
call me crazy
oh also I think its fun that Vi/caitlyn/the other people in the taskforce all have their gear inspired from this artwork for the cardgame lol
Maddie is pretty much using the same equipment as Caitlyn from this art
yeah that's why the Grey Legion is peak
oh the task force i guess technically is an exception but since they're all named characters i can hardly count them
sorry but for me, its Demacia
also Ambessa's forces wouldn't be Trifarian since the Trifarax hasn't been established yet 
i dont care whatever magehunter stuff they got going on, i would be one of Demacia's most fanatical patriots
bird calvary aesthetically go so hard
They're in a 3 way civil war now LOL
falcon knights
I had the wrong image on my copy and paste
i would be one of Jarvan's top guys
between the mage racists, rebellion and loyalists to the throne
fantasy drip of equal aura as those one irl cavalry
Thinking back it was kinda wild that season 1 tried to frame Heimerdinger being removed as President as a bad thing, when like that little nerd directly oversaw all the horrible shit that happened to Zaun and just never cared to do anything about it.
I forgot the name of the clipboard holy rot
he was not removed as president to my knowledge
yeah Heimer literally does not give a shit
he was voted out
He works on a timescale
far longer then humans
he's blind to human suffering lol
which is just a case of him being long lived
heimer was shockingly well-written as someone so long-lived and so goofy-looking
he isnt human, period
Heimer is great
yeah he's a yordle, he embodies Piltover to an extent
is the big thing
it was clear he thought scientific advancement was essentially the most important thing and politics is a secondary thing that fixes itself with more science
like EW said the timescale
as a leader hell no, he can't sympathize with 99.99999999999999999999999% of the population
hes immortal to humans, you cant agree with how someone like that thinjs
Also just remembered another bone I had to pick with season 2
They frame the fact Viktor wanted to not be terminally ill as a problem
i figured the problem was more that he became an eldritch mutant trying to destroy the world
Yea you'd think
him wanting to cure himself was fine imo
he went from
“we can save everyone”
to
“we can save everyone”
But no they literally mention that he didn't need to cure or fix himself
i dont recall there being any negative framing until he grew cthulhu legs
It's in season 2
thats from Jayce specifically to Viktor
his design was peak
iirc no?
it basically took over his soul and body, and made him just watch
or did I forget
Yea it's like "You never needed to fix yourself, you were always perfect"
and it's like, he was terminally ill, he had days to live.
I think that was referring to how he acted
and not his health personally
but yeah it is worded horribly
imo
I think they were referring to his limp, but like his limp and his health issues were quite intrinsicly linked to his origins in the undercity
about it being dangerous?
he knew it was dangerous asf
that was because people are stupid as well tbh
even if he mightve taken it too far
Magic responds to how its used
well there was specifically tyranid biomass growing in the hextech reactors or something wasnt there
and that was killing everything
well
maybe kinda sorta
Yea the also never really explained the Biomass thing, like they mention that someone placed it their via complex runes, but then never say who
Imo it was the hexgate project
Jayce fucking around with runes without knowing what they did led to it
if its benign until some inevitable product of human nature turns it malignant
there is an exact science to Runic magic in League
that essentially makes it as dangerous as heimer was saying
Humanity has abused magic for millennium on Runeterra, Shurima, and the Rune Wars being two of the biggest (idk if you can count the Shadow Isles in this prob not) and Heimer has seen it all so yeah he could predict this
the rune wars are the big one yeah
all ill say is
Tbh the Ruination is bad
if he thinks the runes are bad
wait till aatrox (best character ever) shows up
lol
aatrox is in the ass end of nowhere rn
as a sword
in any case use of magic without self control in League lore always ends badly
every single instance of it has gone horribly lol
Banished to the sensory deprivation stick
I would say naafiri but she had a big eye on her dagger
I wonder if being sealed in paired weapons would be worse
tbf the moment someone picks you up you can possese them and take over their body
unless they're very strong magically or mentally
hit people
Jax beats people with lamp post you could do something with a ladle
evil Harp
turned into this thing
I do find it kind of hilarious there's a Darkin weapon somewhere in the Ruins of Oshra Va'Zaun
Gonna assume a stupid ass baron brought the harp to his place
Since why tf is in in Zaun
Styraatu awakening is non canon
Zaun was a Shuriman port city
originally
A darkin weapon being there isn't the weirdest thing
I mean yeah
Oh also regarding my favorite song from arcane season 2
I love Rhaast it just sucks I have to play Kayne to get to him
It’s to ashes and blood
yeah it has Shuriman in it right?
"Shuriman chant translated from an old prayer to the goddess Jan’ahrem:"
yes
Yeah
I just like how the song sounds tbh
also I like this part from the Zed Comics, where we get a written representation of Piltovan
I think its cool
LOL
My two fav seething robots
Lol
AGE OF ULTRON
Cant wait for ultron to be a super mediocre support that no one is gonna play outside of triple healer comps
no one is ever gonna end the cloak and dagger/invis/rocket seat as most used healers
Like Emma frost is super annoying and quite strong, but I bet the others are gonna be mediocre
Why doesn't Blizzard love Diablo like whoever makes the arcanes 

Riot really likes League’s universe lol
Terribly unfair
does tzeentch have any overarching goals with magnus or is he just letting him do whatever untill he needs him to specifically do something
It's like having a pet monkey that can't hurt you, which you can direct to eat someones face
He doesn’t really have any goal in mind with magnus anymore
He does use him for some stuff though
ive seen so many people horny post for ultron
him and Ramattra
If GW decided to make a 40k version of marvel rivals, what characters could you see them picking as heroes?
do psyhic enhancing bionics exist in 40k
obesewhale with the peak
Cain
id love to see Larkin
Larkin?
Ah
Psi-boosters
did servo skulls exist pre 30k
pre 30k? we barely have lore pre 30k
Yes
The servoskulls are a mechanicum thing
And we know the mechanicum existed during the age of strife
were they the first to employ them aswell as servitors in general
especially with the no ai thing
so for the most part theyd not have been seen during unification war since mechancium was still mostly limited to mars
id assume
uni wars consisted of muscled up drug addicts throwing clubs at each other lol
With exterminatus after checking it
But they never went through with it and I don’t think they landed on the planet
they decided that terra wasnt a threat cause the technobarbarians were landlocked basically
Yeah
but they really wantdd the old tech on terra
were their still potentially lesser men of iron roaming terra during the unification war
Also archeotech
which is one of the reasons they teamed up with bige
Maybe
Prolly
almost undoubtedly
It was weird to learn the T'au helped their admech gue'vesa make servitors fly/hover.
they show up at random even in 40k
i would say it wouldnt be innacurate to have atleast one or two men of iron
who knows what the technobarbarians cooped up
apparently anything could live on that dust rock
so i know the emp put some of the crazier warlords etc into the black cells after unification war but is their a chance any of them would even still be alive
today?… maybe
black cells are incredibly mysterious
sorta
theres always a chance
i wouldnt doubt someone wouldve been put into stasis
do the custodes ever check on the individual cells or patrol down there or is it a just dont let anything get out stand at the entrance sort of thing
they have custodes that patrol
the wardens
their jobs are to patrol the black cells, and hunt down anything that escaped, or needs to be locked up
Shadowkeepers
big bros in black armor
Classic GW not doing market research before adopting a tagline
damn gw
they dug their own grave
on that one
DAAAAAAMN
Is that the AI overview answer? If so, there's a 99% chance that it's wrong lol
There is a book called The Year of Chaos, which is about the Irish history, but I can't see any other reference to that period as being called that
but I wouldn't be surprised if GW didn't research it at all first
yeah the books refer to those as the year of chaos but they have different names for events during the times ireland was uh
going through it
So random fun Dragonball fact
Basically, with original Japanese dialogue and voice acting, Goku actually speaks in a Hick/Country Boy dialect.
Chichi has an even thicker country accent. She would sound like a huge redneck if translated into an English dub.
So if they were properly translated into English, both of them would probably have a heavy southern accent. With Chichi basically sounding like a female version of Boomhauer from King of the Hill.
Gohan speaks the exact opposite. His Japanese dialogue is framed as polite and proper. So basically
One Hick + One Super Hick = Distinguished Gentleman
Basically if the English Dub was more faithful.
DBZ would've basically sounded like King of the Hill
they are British, doubt they care about Ireland much
that's true
Stream this song: https://ffm.to/fortheguard
What do ye make of this week's Space Shanty?
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Omg it’s not ai
I am trying so hard to find songs for factions for when I okay then that aren’t AI
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Now if only I could find good xenos songs
I’ve got enough for orks, now I’m looking for tau
Lol
Colm always be cooking.
that he do
this morning i was pumping iron at my local gym and had my playlist set to mix when "For the Guard" was playing. and for 3 mins i felt i was invincible benching 2 10 kg plates on a barbell, doing 1 set of 15 reps
Decided to give this another try. I know I didn't really nail the accent last time since I tried pulling back to make it not sound so goofy, so here's me pushing it a bit more along with going a bit higher.
It's also why so many DB villains are salty when they lose against him
Because they usually have a huge plan, uncontested power, etc.
And then they lose to somebody who sounds like they'd smooch their sister.

Yeah I'd be mad about that too
Also like I said earlier, Chichi basically has an even thicker Hick accent
Basically Boomhauer
"Iain't raisen a delinquent in this ere 'house. Ya hear boy?"
"I acknowledge that, mother. I will strive to achieve my academic potential."
"Das mah boy!"
Wraithseer.
A Wraithseer is a unique and rare type of Eldar Ghost Warrior, a Wraithbone construct empowered by the soul of a deceased Eldar contained within a Spirit Stone.[1b]
Not exactly
Less reanimating a body and more placing a soul inside of a mech suit
Closest to it in fantasy are Simulacra
Are you newer to 40k?
Remember her?
Mira
Know her (iirc) from Vt2.
We used to debate longly on what Sienna's last career had ought to be
What is this screen shot from?
DoW ? Maybe
Her idea was Warrior Priest of Myrmidia iirc
Oh yeah
Dawn of war 3’s army painter or whatever
Ngl dow 3 is a very pretty game
Shame the gameplay was meh
Ahhh
I'll never understand people that complained it was too colorful when 40K can be VERY colorful
atleast its more colourfull than (DT) 💀
Oh yeah for sure
Though I don't blame Fatshark for that one
It's just the fact hive cities are pretty dull color wise
thats just a dif aesthetic the 2 games are going for yeah
also yeah hive cities are
fucking depressing lol
even munda looks very boring
Munda at least has a greener color scheme that isn't based on Nurglite corruption
Despite how colorful the gangers are
Munda isn't very green, its mostly greys, with some yellows and reds ngl
Ah darn
The hive secundus stuff def has the GREEN filter enabled
which feels more like an Alien reference imo
Khorne in DT Soon 💀
They're very much wearing the inspiration like a glove for the Hive Secundus art imo
Hm its hard to pick
Between Librarian, Farseer or Weirdboyz
They got Insane 40k Magic.
For what?
Comparing darktide to dawn of war 3 is fucking crazy
💀
also yeah welcome to 40k, its not really suppose to be that colorful in a hive city setting
You can just taste the pollution
Im still shocked anyone even plays DoW3
the ambience really doesnt get enough love
its a shame because theres so much work put into it
I’ve never played a DOW besides 1+expansions and I’m glad
So I think the gloomy depressing atmosphere fits lol
The others are not good I’m told

im gonna imagine thats a hottake?
Hell yeah brudder DoW2
If the gameplay was a tad slower, I'm sure people would appreciate it a bit more
Yeah but alas Slopvoc players want more slop
god necormunda rocks
i heard of poeple litearlly jsut playing a tabletop rpg using necromunda's system
Slopvoc?
havoc
Ah
I don't think it's havoc that's the issue it's just that there isn't alot of moments where you can just have a proper gun fight
Hiding around cover and all that
Because you're almost always going to be dealing with a horde in some way shape or form that's melee focused
It'd need huge rebalanced because shooters in game are pretty strong but it's been a thought on my mind
Like imagine having a little less intense melee blobs and more intense shootouts
everything must be melee
😔
THE POWER OF AN ANGRY NUN WITH A BIG GUN
Got anymore of them pixels
Of which Psyker is good.
Gotta look into stats
Spacemarines are quite nuts. because they can deploy DROP PODS
With Machineguns
Like as I’m on tabletop? Or lore
Cause if lore, the answer is “whoever the story is being written for”
They all have strengths and weaknesses
Realistically I’d say farseer
Or maybe librarian in certain situations
Weirdboyz I don’t think really win psychic duels that often, since they’re mostly just playing Russian roulette on who’s head explodes forst
But they sure krump non psykers
Yeah the Farseer i have does Crowd Controll/Nuker
And Librarian does Support
I think you're thinking of Madboyz, which are just Boyz that have generally lost their minds unless Im not aware of Weirdboy abilities
Weirdboyz usually just explode heads and teleport boyz
But I’m sure they can do plenty
True
This and vomit pure WAAAAGH energy to vaporize foes through tank armor
They can do also shield to orcs
Upgrading them into coneheads kidding
@outer wave Last time i used on my Farseer Temporal Weave holy was it strong
I disabled like 50% of the Army
LOL
Whew sheesh
Stasis
Thats the tabletop I presume? I sadly dont follow it that closely but thats crazy shit
their spells are volatile like turning you to a squig
Ngl this sounds like a fantasy or AoS kinda thing but not a 40k thing for some reason
Ohhh this is DoW 3?
Howling Banshees is nuts
I didnt know they can use Holo-Field also
and become INVISIBLE
Hey man nitro's expensive
ya need to read up some more
Oh absolutely but it definitely sounds more fantasy pilled, even though 40k has its fair share of weird wackiness like that
im just imagining that happening to a commissar mid speech
I wonder how they feel after transformation
Like they do retain their memories and intelligence after transforming into a squig, right?
Honestly
I hope so because that would funny
and horrific
Horrific because imagine screaming in a body that is not your own. Not anymore.
Funny because squig transform
Right, that would be rightfully horrifying
YOU WENT MASTER TACTICIAN??
I'm following a build guide for her so yeah
Its working great so far, the archetype lets me stack dmg buffs on her before I unleash her burst attack
master tactician is a super strong archetype that synergizes with just about anything
but not going AM on her just feels blasphemous
the momentum ability even synergizes with the soldier one
also Heavy Gunner
Yeah I've got heavy gunner stuff on her too
The build guide I'm following got most of the stuff required to start her with a heavy bolter build done in the first archetype tree
Heavy Gunner is AM exclusive afaik
It makes shooting 1 AP cheaper
which is huge
The return of Farseer Taldeer as a Wraithknoght of the Eldar in Dawn of War III.
Btw, anyone else think that the plural for ogryn and tyranid being ogryns and tryranids is weird? To me it just sounds strange. It feels like the plural for them should just be ogryn and tyranid.
Funny you mention that. Because its sometimes used lol
But I really dont think its that weird.
At least im glad im not alone in this lol
The recent comments Arbitor Ian and Dystopian Chimp videos about the Emperor really shows how the 40k net community feels about the Emperor and it's kinda funny to me
I'm not sure if it's me being a contrarian as I usually am, but it feels so without nuance. Nothing about trying to find a path in a fundemantally broken universe, how much of a cost will you pay to achieve your ends
If only this weirdo who has seen possibly 40,000 years of human development was sane and a good dad
Because it very much is tbh.
Like Ian reaches the conclusion he does and even shows that "eugh" frustration because yeah theres literally no other source material pointing at anything else.
Im very much not a fan of the video and disagree with a lot of it but I get where hes coming from since Ian is also a pretty sane person lol
I mean yeah, the Emps is a genuine horrible and shitty person, but I find the idea of him conceiving this horrible, horrible path as being a genuine way to save humanity interesting
I dont tbh. Because hes been written by like 20 authors who all have no idea what they are doing.
Ok so he can see everything but also cant, he can do anything but also cant, he can guess anything but also cant, hes made grand armies but said armies also betrayed him, yada yada
Guy literally goes lobotomite the moment the plot needs him to act stupid.
That I don't like, yeah
It's more I'm interested in the core idea of doing an all-time greatest war crimes score to achieve a great future for the normal person
in fiction, not so much real life
It's also just more the lack of nuance that gets to me, the oversimplification. Granted, there's a lot to it, but reducing it to bad dad irks me
At this point
I don't think he wanted the way to be the most horrible one, it just is that his way was one of the most horrible one
It would be easier to say Emps is a human shaped, pro human Eldritch Abomination
And leave it at that
Him being so convinced that anything he did was so necessary that it was even unquestionable
Basically Emps plan went wrong is that he was stubborn AND he doesn't understand "normal" human
I really wish the Rangdan were like some super strong human empire instead of generic evil aliens who we dont even know what they look like
My take ?
And the Imperium just annihilates them or whatever
Yeah, hes just not a deep character to me. Hes a plot device.
GW too cowardly to introduce any non-IoM humans (Cults don't count)
Ah, how I wish the 30k books had turned out vastly differently
Same.
Ikr guh
It's the core ideas I love, I'm kind of ignoring the execution
looks at Angron's story which is an excessively poor direct port of a magazine article
Poor boo boo couldn't even die right
It's the idea of Angron I like, just about forcing a broken demi-god to do unspeakable atrocities for the greater future
We got what we got though
Yeah and people lap it up still so i guess it works.
it's angry ron, named so for being angry
Maybe it's more I'm stuck in my snobbish high castle wafting poetic about the core ideas I like
Already makes you better than most of the ideas we got lol
Id like a high castle tbh
where I can cloud seed the skies of the realm with centigor milk
so it rains down on the commonfolks and enlightens them
It also made me realise what I don't like about the Tau just being unequivably good, the idea of them just getting away with it and not paying a price for it in the setting
tau arent all that good
It's more the fanon idea that they're the good enlightened empire
they do seem relatively more ethical yeah
The expansionist some are more equal empire than other is still an expansionist empire
problem with tau is I can never see exactly what gw was going for in the concept
like what conceived this idea of the tau
Everytime you say centigor milk or say something that you made up as an alternative to it you support kanye west okay
I like them as a criticism of the NATO/US interventionism where you're damned if you say yes or no
which iirc is what partially inspired them
Nope i'm going to shoot you from far away
See you later sucker
No i'm a bad moon
I am an ork yes but i have the best gun
are those those aos acid dropping goblins
No those are gloom spite gits
Those orks that paint everything yellow and have teeth that grow faster than everyone making them richer than every ork
The god the gits worship is called the bad moon
I'm partial to the ultramariens of the orks, da goffs
Their entire sctick is literally black orcs but for 40k
The bigger than just about everyone else because they fight each other so frequently
They're a good bunch, always down for some fun
You know what they say always trust a goff to charge a gun line
Goff Rocker really sealed the deal though
Oh yeah that is peak
is it possible to turn other species into servitors
Yes but its heretical.
A servitor is literally a lobotomized person with roomba parameters, they arent like advanced technology.
There are ork servitors in some mars book
I love that bit
the techpriests seeing them are like
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE
ONLY HUMANS ARE DESERVING OF SUCH A FATE!
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It's great, love me cogheads
itd be funny to see an aeldari chud out at seeing of theirs be servitorized tho
Why tho
knife ears arent real people 
it's even funnier when you realize that logistically speaking turning orks into servitors isn't that bad of an idea
so are you but we don't want to turn you into a lobotomized robot now do we
do votann fw servitors or the idea of it or nah
no because they have actual AI to do the jobs
they literally use robots and treat them as people
that they respect by the way
what do you think
Like they will go out of their way to rescue ironkin
ironkin are a limited thing right like cant make more
They cant
no of course they can
how do you think theres billions of votann/ironkin everywhere
lol
they can
^
they worship sentient stcs
are ironkin and the things they worship different names
i'm not an expert at imperium tech but i'm pretty sure that does get them funny tech
a what now
Are you talking about the Votann cores?
Ironkin are robots
votaan worship Ancestor Cores
they are completely different
meant cores yea those are limited are they not
They are like super computers
well yeah they're super ancient computers from like a bygone era
the reason they even went out in the universe to explore was to fix the cores
Theres as many cores as the plot demands.
"Limited" in 40k doesnt mean much
do votann have enough pyskic presence to have psykers
Yes.
bro read the lexi
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The Grimnyr, or Living Ancestors, are Kin who can commune with the Votann[2a] and are blessed with psychic powers from a rare and important Cloneskein.[1]
he is, he's asking lore chat
ayy votann
40k is super bloated ngl
but we still need skaven
getting space dwarfs but no space rats
OK Granded, orks are right there
yep you're definitely one of those annoying guys
to comment on how the bloatiness isnt justified until we get skaven
No need for two Imperiums
yeah like Skaven's niches in 40k are filled
I mean yes
but as much as I like votann, if votann didnt exist , it wouldnt make a difference in the "niches" lol
the only reason we dont have skaven stuffed in there unnecessarily is because gw decided against it
votaans fill in the the fantasy quad races in the setting with human, elf and orcs
space RATS
skaven are great because no one in fantasy and aos is like them
they are unique
in 40k
what makes them, them
is shared by like
ALOT of factions
wow you think deeply about this, I just care about cool space rat implementation
so you are probably right
but hes unironically right
More aliens would be nice, too bad the tabletop game ruins my dreams and hopes
custards are nice too
Id like if they had some malus to them tbh
like its hard to pinpoint whats really shitty about custodes apart from low numbers
everything is like " wooowwwwwwwww, you have nazi imprinted on every cell in your body"
a minor presence iirc, some ppl say the clone-dawi are the 'men of stone'. Pretty immune to mutation and warp influence. Dulled down to magic etc like fantasy pretty much. (idk any sources)
are demonhost able to be made of any species thats psykicly intune
i mean you can put a daemon in a washing machine so
ye
I think I had that happen to a washing machine once.
Printers spontaneously get daemonically posessed
I don't really like how they're written as rare and special but here people are fielding entire armies of custodes
wouldnt possession and being lured into becoming a host be different
daemons can posses or be bound to something
So say I grab a random bloke off the street as a sacrifice
i can then put a demon inside him turning him into a daemonhost
or through magical bullshit i make a weapon and bound a demon inside of it
Dawn of War 2?
Ah.
The one that made fandom kind of scratch their head.
Relic stopped development after the first few patches
yes it's alive the game's just abandoned
^
also games workshop didn't make the game
The most you could get are mods
It was too big a break from 2's mechanics as well IIRC
Was why fandom didn't take too well to it
It didn't do anything for either fans of DoW 1 or 2
The game got dropped in the first literal months from how bad it was lol
and uh
Relic blamed the players
for essentially making a game they didnt even ask for

And you had things like Gabriel Angelos doing backflips in Terminator Armour
Among like so much other bad stufff.
It was a game made to appeal to starcraft players and not dawn of war players.
the peak writing of c s goto
Honestly that sort of stuff, as silly as it is, doesn't take it out for me
Gamesworkshop went bankrupt in 2009.
For me it was the focus onto things that would've made it more of an e-sport
the minimal base building of two, without it's fun customization
^
With two at least you can turn your heroes into ocs
it's more of a skirmish game but if at least live up to that skirmish game identity
Why play DoW2 when you can play the legendary DoW3
Why play the legendary DoW3 when you can play the mythical DoW4
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Erm
what the sigma
What the scallop.....
"why live life when you can torture yourself and say that the emperor is right"
All time peak was at release initially
Then everyone fled
From the Starcraft skin graft
Man I'm gonna say it: as much as I cannot deny the influence SC2 has had, the snappy movements has ruined RTS games
Agreed
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guh
i believe it
Even as someone who mentally "sanitizes" my tiny headcanon corner of the Imperium, I definitely can say Emps got a lot of shit wrong.
Mood
I might try it
he had kids 10,000 years too early
tts reference intended
Emperor had a lot of stuff going on
If humanity could just be competent he wouldnt have to do everything
good luck with that!
All the messes that are currently here stem from him...





