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this is from the words of 4channers right
Was deleting some old photos to free up space. I found this under my “Warhammer” album
The sororitas had a rebranding it seems
Ballsack Snyder’s Sucker Punch film
I mean from the actual leak itself.
Although tbh, I couldn't imagine joining the FBI and your job is to moderate /tg/
Why was that in your warhammer folder lol

No that’s a demon infused samurai…with a mini gun
awesome
the TIE defender is really weirdly balanced in Squadrons
can somebody arrest snyder
thing has hellish power managment
since your shields actually matter
but you're flying an Empire fighter still
so uh have fun being built squishy(aside from your shields)
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@arctic talon
check out this dog shit
Well as you commented just earlier. I think it was because that one particular imagination battle where they were fighting against steam punk WW1 undead German soldiers. My thought process at the time was “Sisters of Battle aiding Guard Forces against Traitor Regiments”
Ah okay lol
MOBILE
Heh. I still liked his portrayal of 300.
funny ass teirlist for Fleetbattles in Squadrons
300 taught me that disabled people are evil and must be killed
guh
Damn what did the A Wing do to players?
Way too squishy in fleetbattles
not enough utility to help get your bombers to enemy ships
thing gets torn up by Escorts
where's the Y wing
Acceptable tier
A Wing is absurdly good in dogfights
downside is dogfights aren't like
the main thing you're doing
B-Wing probably goes down to like S teir in dogfighting
oddly realistic to irl
it has Ion weapons + a bunch of guns + proton torpedos

So like
have fun
have fun losing all power and then getting blown up
you really enjoyed this shit game didn't you wolf
thats just evil

with a mouse
you want to know whats more evil
I didn't play it with am ouse
I played it with a controller
the TIE Defender
slightly better
can ram into rebel ships and kill them lol
if your shields are healthy enough + on medium power
you can just ram into an X-wing/A-Wing/B-wing/Y-wing and kill them on the spot
this fuckin thing
i thought that was the bobba fet ship from the silhouette
though you'll have to soften up the Y-wing a bit first
since its got fat shields for no reason lol
actually I know why it does
what movie is this jn
Six
ROTJ
what's that weird ass bomber thing that was in 9 i think
Starhawk?
thing gets called a piece of crap in squadrons LOL
by the new republic pilots
during campain banter
Ngl I never noticed how that scream sounds like a tie fighter lmao
the fuck my shit up fam special

they should be executed
From the trailer I actually thought it was gonna be like the rebel medical frigate
why did they bother putting wings
tiny ass stunty wings
and in the movie it just slowly goes to bomb shit
physics
Oh also a funny detail in Squadrons
fucking WW2 bombing strats
if you wave at the storm troopers or new republic soldiers in the hanger
they wave back lol
it works does it not
90% mortality rate but the obj was achieved
dude bombers had like 75% death rate
just make the fucking thing go faster
squadrons was a nice little change of pace
Let me top off that bomber with this thing 😂. The Coronet
GOLF CLUB
oh yea, rhe ship where anakin decided to leave his morals at the doorstep
It’s supposed to be a luxury star craft
Tie bomber 
ITS CALLED A STARFORTRESS
Mf looks like a beaker in a chemistry class
TIE bomber is so fucking funny in Squadrons lol
thing is actually a goddamn death trap
you blow your load and then you're fucked
Ah yes
The ultimate bomber
tie bomber is shit in squadrons AND BF2
yeah
Tbh
its good in Squadrons
its just uh
you're a massochist if you love it
Because you will die
Its pretty good as a utility piece in dogfights
as a bomber in Fleetbattles uh
better hope you know how to dodge everything
Tbf the TIE fighters were generally considered to be garbage in lore so it fits.
Also makes it far more impressive that Vader/Anakin could use one and get out alive.
what ship did vader use
special ship
also wait isn't the tie bomber only seen like once when they're bombing the big worm asteroid
for a special boy
in the movies it gets zero screentime
star wars has so much shit that's seen for 1 frame
Vader/Anakin was an expert pilot after all
He probably saw the TIE Fighter and was like
"Holy shit, this fucking sucks."
dont forget the shoe

never forget the shoe rock
I still remember my reaction process of the SS Destroyer in Episode 5. I was “whoa Supersized?!”
isn't the tie fighter canonically meant to swarm other fighters
yes..
i think
speed
like it's not even meant to be good
no shields
its meant to be speed + swarm
it is meant to be good
you just need to have no blood
/hj
large manufactoring numbers
as star wars squadron prooves
and cheap
If the original Star Wars was made with all the modern Disney lore (ew).
Vader probably would've used the burnt version of Padme's ship
@arctic talon
I always believed the screeching emitted from a tie fighter was the Imperial’s “Show of Force” tactic
however imperial pilots in lore
have things like blood
and organs

shame really
you know i was a stupid child who expected the fighter scene in 7 to be really about the ships
its highly likely they built a piece into the tie just for scare
but i was disappointed
like the stuka
movies never have good plane scenes
midway?
because they're actually scary
Again. Anybody who unironically supports the Empire doesn't actually read
and interesting
i havent seen that one
you get to shoot up a civllian convoy
is it old
in Squadrons
like 2019
okay its a bit old
and "how could the empire do this"
dont worry that's new to me
(and you just killed all those civllians)
genuinely one of the easiest missions in the game
aside from all the screaming

For you to stop
squadrons story is goofy
Its like
There is one detail that I actually do like. Unfortunately it's Legends so it might not be canon anymore.
But essentially there was one guy in charge of firing the Death Star laser
Star wars soap opera stuff lol
And he (understandably) was extremely hesitant
I think its acceptable quality
the button pusher?
And also hated his job
Yeah
hes best character
Honestly thank god since I actually like that
giving humanity to the empire? definitely not something written by george lucas
Like imagine having the power to literally annihilate a planet with the press of a button.
Of course you would delay as much as possible
because it shows the New Republic in an antagonstic light lol
which is a fun twist on the usual thing
Side note, I’m REALLY looking forward to seeing the Storm Troopers in action for Tales of the Underworld
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The Empire’s retreat after a surprise attack marks yet another stumble in the wake of the second Death Star’s destruction. But...
Like after they pressed the button
Saw billions get vaporized
They went to their bed and just
Stared at the wall
Contemplating what have they done
It’s probably the only respect I have for em. Seeing as how much of a pussy the NR is in the sequel trilogy
Because even for the most zealous Imperial Inquistor, destroying a planet would be
Horrific
I like how the NR is actually shown as competent and dangerous in Squadrons tbh
they're terrifying for the Empire
Wait actually
Holy shit
they're literally out to kill the Empire to the man lol
They don't accept surrender explictly
Yeah like, where was this power post old trilogy?
Only took Disney this long to actually make the New Republic competent in battle.
...too bad the uhhhh-
Uh
What are there fucking names again
I genuinely forgot
fighter scenes in any context legit give me goose pumps every time man
The Empire 2.0
i love that shit
Right
They could've done something cool
Lean into the Sith part more
Do like
Anything else
But no, literally rehash the empire
we dont need to talk about new star wars being bad we ALL know
This is literally the first person in the New Republic shown to you when you boot up Squadrons lol
The Final Order.
I know
I know
I'm still frustrated at that specific choice though
They managed to make the Rebel pilot getup look scary
with the visors hiding the eyes and everything
it's been enough years we gotta move forward
Holy shit fr
Oh damn
They somehow managed to make that goofy outfit go hard
That’s the face I see on a guy in the gunner seat for an Attack Helicopter. The look of “Just another Tuesday” mentality of battle
"But how can you kill women and children?"
"SIMPLE! I JUST DON'T LEAD EM THAT MUCH!"
@arctic talon WAIT DID HE FUCKING REVERSE A MISSILE
Star Wars Squadrons?
Maybe I should buy it
is doable in game
why have i never heard of this game before wolf

ah shit
EA did advertise it a ton
is it dead
it just came out at a bad time
its mostly dead
the community runs weekly things
every weekend
Cringe
Always full though

"War's over IMP"
I mean didn't the rebellion start with like
Outer planets
Of the empire's reach
Yeah that makes sense then tbh.
alright this trailer is good
ikr
i approve
Most of the fighters would be from the boonies
SHAME THE GAME FAILED

well
it succeded I guess
it made back its money more then 2x over
but it was never gona be live service
porkins
the best
I never really got to play. Only watch. Most likely because of my precognition and history of how shit I am with piloting Star fighters in Battlefront games
Which I believed would just carry over to Squadrons
does the game fly like a battlefield
thank god
its a fully fleged flightsim like Ace combat
lol
except with space ships
and more derranged geforces
like actual flight sim
Getting a barf bag ready for each starfighter pilot
Boy is jelly with them G’s
permanently aged 40 years
which happens if you rotate way too much
lol
anyways if you watch how Ace Combat/Project Wingman plays you'll get a close aproximation
lol
lol
ace combat is kind of a goof game
Imagine if we had the power of Slave 1’s bomb
its super goofy
I love ace combat lol
Project wingman is even more deranged plot wise
and I love it even more
I like how Monarch is called Monarch because they like butterflies lol
their emblem is literally a butterfly
reminds me of Rusty
more by his calling card than anything
which one
ah
i feel good at the game till i get to Ayre
she makes my setup feel terrible
buncha water guns
i despise enemies that use sheilds
Ayre is very hard
zero damage potential
you'll learn her fight eventually
99% of her fight is shield damage
I've beaten it with the starting loadout + an extra rack of missiles to test my own level of massochism
ive gotten i think to 2nd phase intro
first thing i thought was,
“oh shit, its fucking space Malenia!”
her shadows scared me
CORAL
coral hurts
the boss scaling is confusing
||walter is way easier|| and ||Iguazu is a fucking nightmare but at least you get ayre with you||
some are easy late game, and then you get stuck on one rando boss
i either had no issue with a boss, or was stuck with like 12 deaths
some i said fuck it and looked online for a cheese build
which consists of a heavier AC and stagger
stagger fucks
i forget the name of the rifle
it would be to remove repair kits
wolf can you tell me something
but its the particle rifle or something
and boost ammo count
smoke inhalation is fun
he fucking falls into the hatch
title is in chinese
does this make sense
is this normal for china
its mainland china
simplified chinese + bilibli account shows it is
also no not everyone in China knows how to weld and screw shit together
its a fun past time in the boonies in taiwan though
not sure about China
ah ok
but I'd assume similar stereotype
so rural eastern europe is similar to rural taiwan/china
These guys look like they live out in the middle of fucking nowhere
lol
just based on the nightsky
being so clear of light pollution
nothing beats looking up at the stars with little to no light pollution
one of the reasons i loved growing up on a farm
yeah but at this point they get a shit ton of money from world of tanks
def
hundreds of stars with probably thousands of unknown planets and systems
they do a ton of sponsered videos
world of tanks has so much ad money budget
on Bili Bili lol
yet farmers too dumb to know what they are
…idk how to feel ab that
that was mean actually
the farmer stereotype being just a bunch of dumb animal hands is… unrealistic
i dont see shit in the sky
the amount of work it takes
also space sucks
yeah it's pretty
@crystal forum there's a more derranged one
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but like somebody has a degree in looking at planets
wooohooo i can tell where it will be in 100000 years
it's so fucking violent
these guys are mechanical engineering students 100%
its a weird stereotype lol
you do need smarts to work a farm
it is literally a business lol
everyone needs to count
one thing i think people dont understand too: animals just die
they dont have survival rates that we do
some will die
at birth, at random
diseases
i thought it was bullshit when people said that without farmer's we'll die but like from what i've learned you need so much generational knowledge for it to work right
injury
the generations of farmers everywhere keep the world turning
no joke
no food
you lose materials
ecosystem effects
its just one of those things people dont think about
mfw mass famine
ye i went to a rural highschool
everyone dies
farmers fucking love tractors is all i know
farmer boycotts are scary
they talk about it like it's sports cars
never piss off a farmer
Tbh
if you piss one off, the whole community knows about it
Tractors are like
really cool pieces of engineering
also expensive as shit lol
most farm equipment is really cool
they're scams these days
I was split between Mech e and Comp sci
I ended up picking comp sci because I'm lame
and a nerd

indeed
big word for “coding”
doing the one branch of engineering that requires everybody else to do the groundwork
speaking of comp sci, what language do you guys recommend? unless i need to specify for what
python for realistic workplace expectations
everybody is switching to python idc what wolf will say
nah prob something like html
I LOVE C++ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I like python but its also agony to make work sometimes
lol
I'm just familiar with C++
it's workable
it is my comfy programming language
i wasnt expecting the html reference
i cant really say i have a comfy language
im still in my first year, im all in on java
no choice really
and it still makes me want to vomit
thankfully you'll be able to do minecraft mods now
its the only language ik man😭🙏🏻
thankfully i can still discern the basic idea of how code works in other languages
cause it is a language after all
take a shot every time you say language
or statement
it's just a weird one
Somebody spilled tomato sauce all over the floors of my palace
i'd rather learn coding in visual languages
thats… a lot of tomato sauce..
you planning a party?
I was... till someone spilled it all
right
?clarify
im brain farting so hard on the thing i took years in college to learn
the fucking visual program
wtf is the name again
im struggling to find it
AH
I GOT IT
labview
very fun to learn coding and core concepts
also to understand real world implementations
i see
something that university sucks at teaching
no
alright
its a midlevel hs
those people are fucking useless for engineering
that just means the grade average will go up
eh
maybe
but he doesnt teach the senior class
some other guy does
im in “Honors” right now
next year i have “AP Principles”
and then ill take “AP A”, the final level, atleast at the school
🤷🏻♂️
what's AP
wait are you not in college
why are you learning coding in highschool
what's the point of learning coding by itself
Ap Principles is the most “visual” learning, cause you actually make like game screens and shit
..fun?
isnt any piece of software 99% background code
it still needs an actual application
yeah and your beginner class should be learning to code microcontrollers 
very very easy
and teaches hardware too
dude ik people in this class that are struggling
its easy
but theres no alternative
you could do it yourself if you want
i get 100’s on tests and other people need a curve, and still get 30’s
myeah thats a lot of work
it really isn't
and i kinda made my life hard for other reasons
no time
im quite lazy when it comes to something that doesnt readily interest me
in academics atleast
you dont sound like a computer engineering guy
i like code
i think you'd prefer software engineering
Computer Science™️
or software engineering yeah
computer engineering does hardware stuff
id do hardware stuff
Oh
just right now i cant
I c
if you hate electrical you wont enjoy it
im getting into AutoTech.. no choice there
I2C
im going into Automotive.. and learning code
Join the Army Engineer Corps, then out after 1 contract, easy experience padding.
im physics engineering i get to laugh at all the other engineers for being one trick ponies
please dont join the army
FYI
character development
army engineers are brick layers with a title they dont deserve
same as train engineers and audio engineers
you put “engineering” on a title and i get bummed out.. bad experience with engineering classes
less work and more action
also dont need to deal with university bullshit
and you will actually be in demand as opposed to bachelors guy
what country are you from
it differs wildly
i could explain to you my degree but it's very specific to my country
even though it's obviously transferrable anywhere
United states
so a technical degree is to become a technician and you get to actually learn hands on experience
I know many people from the US did military engineer. Not all engineer in the military are combat engineer.
technically i should be a technologist but nobody uses that term
Whoever gives such statement has a lack of knowledge on what people trade is.
it's usually shorter than a bachelors
interest peaked
yes yes
yes
thats why i had.. “issues”
all my hands on classes (and comp sci) i had 100’s
every other clas i had 40’s
that doesn't make you stupid btw! school is just stupid
yea i got that part
i think you'd really enjoy a technical degree
especially now since.. i dont think i have an education system anymore
but again i cannot help you on how to get one
all i can say is technical degrees are in huge demand
i do know i plan on getting into automotive
my new boss practically begged me to join
big time
yeah ask anybody in the technical field
it's almost as much in demand as skilled labour
like welders and plumbers
you can throw all that shit out the window if you go to uni
all books
all useless theoretical shit you'll never use
My school in the US has hands on stuff
theory only takes you so far
For those majors tbf
@arctic talon how was thermodynamics
i have a thermochem test on the 30th
Bruh
oh yea what are my chances on dodging any math?
What
Oh wait
Is he getting into
Super computer or quantum stuff
If he is that makes sense ig
he does MIT exams as practise
you'll need to learn shit
there's no avoiding derivatives
but that's because a technical degree isn't a bum
sigh😔
you're meant to talk to engineers and understand them
math is the one single academic thing i struggle with
yep same
besides just doing the work
i only barely managed to slip by
Wtf is with fan art giving tau red hair
teehee..?
Is it because it contrasts with blue + their eyes are red lol
Is that why
I don’t think I’ve ever read any lore about tau with red hair
Actually wait
official art?
anyways yeah if you have any reason to avoid US university debt then please consider it
will do
thank you once again friends
your infinite wisdoms is greatly appreciated
i dont have much wisdom i'm just one of the handful of people here who isn't still a student or dilara apparently
but dilara is an architect which is blasphemy upon the sciences
still a technical degree tho
Technical school sucks don't do it become a philosopher
One teacher ruined math for me so all technical schools must burn
my math teacher was also super wacky
he was like this phd guy in math
he coded in machine language for fun
way overqualified for a technical school
he tried teaching us to do math the way mathematicians do it, so super concept oriented
which ended up just confusing us all
My teacher just bullied people, he would ask you if you were stupid if you got questions wrong
that's so much worse
Like 12 people dropped out 
i held my ground against a professor for doing that to me once
well you know held my ground in the most passive way possible
since im a pussy
That's character building, you'll be fine
told him i didn't appreciate being talked to that way
i should have told him to get the stick out of his ass
i feel like id find him funnyu
Well I just decided to not care about math anymore
unless he bullied kids actually trying to learn
i've had to metaphorically suck teacher cock enough times just to get past college
im tired of it
what expectations should i have for school out of HS
Didn't matter, he'd call you out in front of the whole class, make you put your example up for everyone to see, then talk to you as if you were a toddler adding 2+2 while walk you through it
some people love university
but that's usually after the bachelors
bachelors are just stupid hard for no reason
i know happier masters and post doc people
To weed out the cowards
because they do what they love
alcoholism
i love arguing with my business student cousin
I should redo my school stuff and get through a bachelors, better late than never
he starts talking about vague physics stuff and im like what the fuck do you know about physics
Idk maybe he took a course
he didnt
Do business students even need any science classes
he just watched youtube videos
They only need basic math
Bruh
yeah it's funny
Genuinely i took a business class as an elective
Holy shit
No the stereotype is real
yeah
I thought it wasn’t
alcoholism
But no it’s real
so basically
Lol
Yes
Business majors have no soul
and they will make more money than you
No they won’t
Because I’ll peel their skin off
Smh
lol
My sister's on track as an English Major at her Uni
Okay genuine question
English major courses are hard
But like wtf do they learn in them
writing?
I know they’re hard because I had a look at the course materials
do i need an english major to become a writer tho
I mean I guess? Yeah
i think how to dissect literature and study what makes it good
communication, writing skills, analysis of certain literature
like english class isn't about how to write it's about how to read
Hell, my success in language arts is owed to my sister
It's a lot of comprehension and analysis innit
well as a bias to my sister, she is an exception
…I should be sleeping but I am thinking myself into rage mode.
Someone please yell at me to go to sleep.
play darktide
English grammar makes little sense, why can't it be sensible like German
Ok that did lighten my mood.
She loved reading old stories growing up. Lord of The Flies. Animal Farm, Of Mice an Men
Go to sleep or else I’ll crawl out your router at night and turn on all the lights at once

...
hell yeah shooting mentally disabled people
make her read red rising
american as fuck
make? shit thats a masterpiece
jokes aside i read mice and men in highschool and i cried
pierce brown knows how to hurt you
She never really read much Sci Fi novels. i'll suggest it
red rising and Gaunts ghosts are the only two book series to make books that made me tear up
can i suggest a few
German is mostly sensible, these days I just do English by vibe unless it's important
shoot
sigsen you're a mystery
would it be overly difficult to learnA?
ah this new keyboard
fucking me u[
i just read end of eternity which is great
foundation
I, robot
war of the worlds
DUNE
DUNE
DUNE
READ DUNE
read dune now
and red rising
oh Dune she's read. she likes it
my brother has been dyingf to get me to read Dune
its just a bit of a commitment
he doesnt even read books like i do
oh also hitchhiker's guide to galaxy
German? Honestly if you keep the table for das/die/der etc. memorized it's not too hard
absolute knee slapper that one
she also read the dystopian, 1984, she helped me out with my essays on doing anaylsis of that book back in high school
i read 1984 for fun because we dont read that shit here
ive read fahrenheit
apparently im in the minority
1984 is on my non40k list
What else is there...I think she tried reading Catcher in the Rye, but i can't confirm when.
1984 has ridiculously good worldbuilding for a 1940's book
it's not the point of the book but the world is all fleshed out
I tried to force my English teacher to introduce some classics but she only accepted Poe
English 3rd language ass country
seriously where are you from
i know it's an island
Born on an island and then I moved 2 Islands north and then to Greenland
what the fuck
oh'p. confirmed. she read it back in her HS years
My pa grew up without running water or electricity in the 60s
I trust you to figure it out
fucking madagascar??
like what island country is that poor
haiti?
nah you dont speak french
can't be cuba because 2 islands are not north of it
Little tiny archipelago
oh
It's rarely included on maps
ouch
is it part of another mainland country or an island country
No offense to my Javanese bros but it's sticky and humid in the tropics
It's autonomous, Bermuda is too far south
Hitchhiker is very good I also recommend
please dont make me name all of these
That depends on what you'd like
Would you rather be cunning in sneaky or would you rather be loud or explosive
Either way that still orks for you
fucking seriously
Jay is stuck in his own session of Geoguessr right now
bahamas?
Xeelee sequence is pretty good scifi too
Nah the temperature record is 27°c back home
and yet it's not south of bermuda
what the fuck
so wait more north?
like iceland?
See, this way you learn world geography
My secret lives another day 
It's between Scotland and Iceland, and sorta Norway. Mostly known for whaling
THE FAROE ISLANDS????
aint no way
Unfortunately so, cursed by the Irish
the perfect resting place for my body
That's my hometown, post pointing soyjacks
minecraft players be like "ayy bro what seed is that?"
you grew up with that view?
in a literal inlet
a cove even
It's the same oldass mountain chain bit as the Appalachian Mountains and Norway
my view is another house
its nowhere near New England. but i can hear "Doodle Let Me Go" from the Lighthouse just by looking at the images
sigsen you're fucked
In many ways, I'm a three way mongrel. Westerner, northerner and southerner islander
Take out the southerner and I'd be a prime specimen
can we get house margrave drip, but its just nurgle mutation