#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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LMFAO

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GOD SAKES

arctic talon
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Abhumans surprised when imperium puts them on the kill list after beastmen get put on the genocide list

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more at 7

jade holly
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Lemme guess, they unironically believe Horus is right or something?

arctic talon
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no

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they're just racist

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lol

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and sexist

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and ect.

jade holly
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Close enough

south gorge
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I gotta bump that up to at least 75. The enfeebled were like the first to go. From their “socialized medicine”.

rose thorn
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Oh @storm jungle here’s my favorite post ever on Reddit

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It’s so fucking dumb

south gorge
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Is he though???

sacred ginkgo
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Technically

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He was born where turkey is currently

south gorge
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Big E is definitely Georgian. KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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he is anatolian

jade holly
arctic talon
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a Kebab

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well

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Doner

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thingy

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That they shave the meat from

sacred ginkgo
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I need to get some of that before I die

south gorge
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Why he’s holding the kebab and not like a giant shaver.

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Beats me.

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It’s not like his sword is kebab shaped.

storm jungle
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hes anatolian, close enough

south gorge
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Oh right I forgot racists aren’t very smart and just haha funny meat stick.

storm jungle
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He was also born in the sakarya river's banks

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woohoo geography

nocturne crest
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Are sentinels technically knights?

rose thorn
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?

rose thorn
nocturne crest
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Well, sentinels are based on something that were found on Knight worlds during the great crusade.

rose thorn
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Sentinels are walkers, imperial knights are pacific rim robots

storm jungle
rose thorn
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Oh

storm jungle
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Trash

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😭

rose thorn
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I stand corrected

storm jungle
rose thorn
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They still aren’t knights they don’t have the throne

storm jungle
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Yeah they arent

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they are just small walkers used by a servant class lol

rose thorn
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If it doenst have a lobotomy spikes it’s not a knight

nocturne crest
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Do the smallest knights have the lobotomy spikes?

storm jungle
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No.

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Read the lexicanum.

nocturne crest
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I just did.

storm jungle
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You didnt before.

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-50 points

nocturne crest
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I corrected myself.

arctic talon
nocturne crest
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So if someone install that tech on a sentinel, then would it count as a knight?

crystal forum
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you know, it would be cool if they straight up said what opinion got them banned

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but they wont

crystal forum
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they'll keep it vague to kick up a ruckus from the free speech mouth breathers

arctic talon
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knights are specific patterns

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that already have the damn thing

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If it doesn't have a throne or helm mechanicum in it

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it isn't a Knight

crystal forum
covert kiln
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.... they don't?

soft thunder
covert kiln
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So, I found this foreword in one of the 40k books that I think should be required reading: In the foreword to ENFORCER I think it's all caps the author actually cogently explains that 40k is supposed to be a dystopia

arctic talon
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Or is it a dif one

crystal forum
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is it not the uh

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intro to almost every 40k book

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explaining what grimdark is

rose thorn
rose thorn
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Its smaller and i think youc an brute force armingers easier than big knights

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thats because big knights can MENTALLY ENSLAVE small knights

crystal forum
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are you sure it's not because they're using the electronic master/slave terminology

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which btw is being phased out due to obvious reasons

rose thorn
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what?

crystal forum
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master is the controller, slave is the receiver which is controlled

rose thorn
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armingers bound to a big kngiht canhave their will enforced upon them

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which often ends up being a feral burtal rage

crystal forum
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ah

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you said slave so i thought it was the term used

rose thorn
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its so strong it can break through even the litearl most hardened anti psyker controlled minds in the imperium

crystal forum
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is this niche knight lore

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i never heard of it

rose thorn
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nope!

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its one of their most important abilites

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it was in kingmaker

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its the lroe behind the bondsman ability

winter vessel
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rewatching The Tithes, I had a friend who watched with me, they're Studying BSL and I wanted to see their take on the SoS' signing

arctic talon
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GW has no problem using the word Slave tbh

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Forgeworlds connected to bigger ones are called Slaved forgeworlds

tender pine
# arctic talon Is it the classic foreword with the whole “most cruel and bloody regime imaginab...

In the Farsight series there's a commercial made by the water caste showing the desperation of cruelty of an imperial arms manufactorum, how people are regularly beaten over their cramped working cells by cyborg monstrosities and when they die from exhaustion their children are locked into the bloody shackles their parent was just released from. Then tops it off with a appeal to defect to the T'au Empire, where you are shown dignity, your family grows in peace, and your children are able to live calm and fulfilling lives ~ end commercial

wintry scarab
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Btw, whats up with this skin in sm2 not having any company markings? Is it intentional and something that i dont know of?

wintry scarab
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What is he?

arctic talon
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Idk

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He’s some unknown company lol

wintry scarab
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Do some dark angels just hide their companies or something? Im not super knowledgeable on them.

tough haven
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Got some cool purity seals for my laptop

plush mason
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does DA even have companies?

wintry scarab
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Yes. most of the time theyre displayed on their left kneepad

arctic talon
arctic talon
plush mason
arctic talon
# plush mason so what are the wings then?

Deathwing is just a normal veteran 1st company but they use a fuck ton of terminators. 2nd company is Ravenwing which are weird and have all the bikes, speeders, flyers and stuff

plush mason
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isnt there 3?

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iirc there is a wing that does all the heavy vics while ravenwing does all the light vics and flyers

wintry scarab
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Shocker, another question about companies from me. If you have a veteran from ultramarines 2nd company. What unit marking would he have? Would it be a veteran marking or a normal marking? Also ive always thought that 1st company dont have veteran markings as all of them are veterans so it would be a bit pointless to have a veteran marking in a only veteran company. But this thing says otherwise.

arctic talon
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Only 2 surviving wings are Raven and death

plush mason
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gone as in merged with raven or gone as in wiped out along with most of the chapter's heavy vics?

arctic talon
arctic talon
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The chapters tech marines and armory would be the closest approximation

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To the iron wing

plush mason
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got it

arctic talon
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Lol

bold veldt
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its a “champion” but ig they just decided to not include it

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they have some good details but others are lacking

arctic talon
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He’d have to be 3rd company or lower

bold veldt
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honestly a lot of issues in 40k are summed up as “aint nobody got time for that”

plush mason
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isnt the 3rd company the fleet company?

wintry scarab
arctic talon
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How

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White helmet + gold trim = company veteran of 2nd company for example

wintry scarab
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Oh, i mean the squad marking. What squad marking would they have?

arctic talon
bold veldt
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for DA?

arctic talon
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If it’s a veteran sgt same as his squad

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If it’s a squad of 5 company vets they’ll have the vet marking

bold veldt
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1st is Deathwing
2nd is Ravenwing
i believe the 3rd has a special name but the others are just numbered i think

arctic talon
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They all got funny names

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But they’re not wings

bold veldt
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its DA they are funny

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their successors are all very similar yet still very different in culture and traditions some how

plush mason
bold veldt
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yes

arctic talon
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They’re somewhat compliant

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Yeah

bold veldt
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there are many chapters that are not compliant

arctic talon
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The dark angels

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Are more codex compliant then the salamanders

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Lol

bold veldt
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the codex went from the word of god to
“yeah you can follow it”

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dont have to

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a lot just use work arounds

arctic talon
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The only weird part of the non wing dark angel companies

plush mason
arctic talon
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Is the fact all of them have company veterans lol

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Because you know

bold veldt
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they were just forced to break up

arctic talon
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Iron hands moment lol

bold veldt
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some just didnt have the numbers

plush mason
arctic talon
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Wolves got an exemption

bold veldt
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like iron hands or salamanders

arctic talon
bold veldt
plush mason
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yeah

bold veldt
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but yea

plush mason
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they wherent in a position to not

bold veldt
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the salamanders i think have 2-3 firstborn successors?

arctic talon
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Also iron hands did have the numbers

bold veldt
arctic talon
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They had 2 2nd founding chapters

bold veldt
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even still after SoT

arctic talon
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IH?

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Not really

bold veldt
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Ultramarines have always been the leading

arctic talon
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They got fucked

bold veldt
arctic talon
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I’m talking about iron hands

bold veldt
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i read wrong

arctic talon
plush mason
bold veldt
arctic talon
bold veldt
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black drakes or something

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dragons

queen laurel
wintry scarab
plush mason
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why do they have that mutation anyway?

bold veldt
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cursed founding

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they were all fucky wucky

arctic talon
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They had 2 successors

bold veldt
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admech fucked around and found out

arctic talon
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Black dragons and Storm giants

queen laurel
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Imagine tarkatan space marines

plush mason
bold veldt
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or incredibly disconcerting to look upon their faces

queen laurel
bold veldt
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what successor is that one chapter that just started bursting into flames

arctic talon
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Uh

bold veldt
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not the legion of the damned

arctic talon
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Flame eagles?

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Or something

plush mason
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i assume they also have a lot of self hate

arctic talon
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They got purged lol

bold veldt
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it started with their 1st company

arctic talon
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They’re proud of it lol

bold veldt
plush mason
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oh?

bold veldt
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incredibly proud

queen laurel
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They are actually pretty nice as far as chapter goes

arctic talon
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They’ll never not be armed

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It’s seen as an upside

queen laurel
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One time one of them even joke let me show you your face on the other one said that let me do it your face is so ugly it's going to be scaring her even more

bold veldt
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i read a novella where a initiate was at the beginning not okay with it, but he understood it as a true gift to his chapter later

queen laurel
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Yeah like very few marines are not proud about their specific gene seed mutations

bold veldt
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i should really get back to writing

arctic talon
bold veldt
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what thing

plush mason
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wtf is

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it

arctic talon
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It’s a strong magnet

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Probably

vagrant fox
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The doohickey

bold veldt
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the thingamajiggy

plush mason
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tis a wigget

arctic talon
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The shit some tech priest pulls out when he says he has a new relic

queen laurel
rose thorn
arctic talon
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The lamenters don’t have a real geneseed curse aside from the usual BA stuff

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They’re just stupid

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/hj

plush mason
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they gaslite themselves

arctic talon
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There’s some bad luck

vagrant fox
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The curse of fanlore

arctic talon
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But it’s mostly them being dumbasses or too empathetic for their own good

queen laurel
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I heard there like bigger and stronger than like just about every marine

arctic talon
bold veldt
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they are not

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they are normal

vagrant fox
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Sons of Antheus are the big boys aren't they

arctic talon
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Yeah

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The sons of anteus have geneseed stability issues

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And sometimes they sorta mutate horribly out of control

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Also they have a whole legend with their chapter that as long as they touch the ground they can’t lose

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Get it

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Cause Antaeus

bold veldt
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jesper kyd is a god amongst music writers

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darktide ambience literally sold the game for me

arctic talon
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But yeah there’s a Son of Antaeus

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In a deathwatch book

bold veldt
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Data Interference SLAPSSS

arctic talon
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He’s in scout armor and another dude is in power armor

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Some stuff happens and they have a dual to the death

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He gets stabbed a ton but doesn’t die

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He only finally dies when the other marine grabs him holds him in the air and keeps stabbing him

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Lol

arctic talon
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They’re big

rose thorn
queen laurel
# arctic talon Idk maybe?

I will just you know agains stick with the black dragons because they can still grow to the size of an ogryn

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Well near one anyway

vagrant fox
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Wasn't the Deathwatch one described as terminator big in normal power armour or do I misremember

arctic talon
arctic talon
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He’s just described as huge in his scout armor

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Comparable in size to the other marines in power armor

vagrant fox
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Probably fanon I'm remembering then

rose thorn
arctic talon
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I mean am I wrong?

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It’s some random magos biologis tech priest lol

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Oh this is cool Antaeus some weird legendary human who was the best and brutally murdered people and didn’t die

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I’m gona call this chapter that

rose thorn
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abauvwubeuevs

queen laurel
rose thorn
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MAKAGDJAHJSHAH

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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Praise be to the changer of ways

queen laurel
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Praise be

vagrant fox
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I'm not cut out for this tzeentch thing

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Have any of youse used something like wonderdraft to make 40k world maps

crystal forum
vagrant fox
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Only weird mutants can't

nocturne crest
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So question for everyone. Is there anything from Forge world or 40k lore you would want GW to make a new model of?

lament shoal
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Rn we only have their heresy era models

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I'd be down for a Tu'shan model too

nocturne crest
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Tu'shan doesn't have a model?

crystal forum
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we need another armageddon story fucking mow

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i will punch my dick until it happens

tough haven
nocturne crest
lament shoal
nocturne crest
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Damn.

outer wave
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More than just the vespids and the kroot

nocturne crest
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I have a new question based on your answer. How would you feel if they started religious themed units or terran based around the greater good god/goddess?

outer wave
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I feel that'd take away a bit from Tau for me

sudden compass
outer wave
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Out of all the races, they're one of the few races that dont have that religious zeal even though they basically have a religion

sudden compass
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Lore chat, what wisdom have you today?

outer wave
sudden compass
outer wave
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Yeah I said it

sudden compass
outer wave
outer wave
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If it is to be used, it should definitely be used sparingly and with very subtle details rather than just take from IoM's designs

crystal forum
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today i watched the amazing digital circus for the first time

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i understand now why i saw jax on e621 so much

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that is all

outer wave
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Yeah he's that kinda character

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With that kinda VA

sudden compass
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Acting like conduits for their god to enact vengeance or blessings

outer wave
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Thats a decent point

sudden compass
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I do make some good ones from time to time

outer wave
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I admit I dont know much of the specifics of that event but in my view, Tau have always seen the Greater Good as something to revere, so everyone was already worshiping it in some fashion without crosses, churches, sermons, and incense

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Also meta-wise, I think I prefer them to just keep to being the relatively more 'logical' race of 40k

sudden compass
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I mean, didnt some tau commander or whatever see the actual god? If you can take advantage and use the power of a deity you know is actually real, why not?

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Its logical from that perspective

sudden compass
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Humanity is already zealous enough, having another faction like that would probably be stale

crystal forum
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this dork

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he's so cute

outer wave
# sudden compass Its logical from that perspective

Mmmm fair but I dunno, I just dont like the evolution of Tau becoming another fanatical race (or collection of races in this matter). Dont get me wrong, that IS what will happen at this rate eventually, but I'd prefer them to keep to as they are at the moment

outer wave
winter vessel
crystal forum
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the voice does not go with the face

tough haven
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It’s like cold fervor

winter vessel
outer wave
crystal forum
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god he's so hot

outer wave
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All that teeth to kiss....

crystal forum
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i fucking love smug boys

tough haven
# outer wave How do you mean?

They don’t go shouting from the rooftops how all other races must die for the greater good, but they would kill without hesitation for it, and would die without question if the Tau’va asked

winter vessel
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my favorite character was Kinger, but their recent episode with Gangle being the focus resonated with me and she's my favorite

crystal forum
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did you guys watch the new show

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gas street or what its called

winter vessel
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gaslight district

crystal forum
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holy moly the style

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it's so good

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the lore is pretty fucking confusing

winter vessel
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it's kinda cool, makes me think of a run down version of Rapture from Bioshock

crystal forum
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i like bread guy

winter vessel
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yes, he's a vibe

crystal forum
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who has no reason to be bread

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but he is

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also no thirst trap

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which is good

winter vessel
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the character designs, at least the main group, makes me think of that game series Oddworld

crystal forum
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that's true

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everything is just gross

sudden compass
sacred ginkgo
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Lore chat is just as freaky if not more

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I thought that react said homosexual eyes

crystal forum
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no that's reserved for guys

sacred ginkgo
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Your username somehow slid up into the emote name

crystal forum
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every single action i commit is the maximum level of homoerotic i can manage

sacred ginkgo
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I've noticed

crystal forum
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i just realized these are the default teapots

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which have been in like every model program since the 90's

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i made my own version when i first started

crisp heath
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Perhaps one of the vilest xenos species known to exist in the galaxy, the Slaugth are terrible and monstrous beings steeped in evil with whom only the most depraved or utterly desperate have dealings.

Considered largely mythical by most that have heard of them, they are named in a few scattered tales as the "Maggot Men," "Dream Eaters" or "Carrion Masters," but aside from a few wary Rogue Traders and superstitious starfarers, few in the Imperium take the nightmarish legends seriously. The Inquisition, however, knows better. The Ordo Xenos has numerous documented cases of encounters with these mysterious alien horrors down the millennia, and many atrocities can be laid at their door.

crystal forum
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stand before my arrival worm

winter vessel
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Xur's edgy distant cousin

dusky scroll
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Generally speaking, how competent are the Inquisitors?

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Are they just a bunch of corrupt government officials with power or they actually have skills to back their dick-ness?

queen laurel
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so it's gonna be another case of it depends

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Some are genuinely good at their job and do it pretty well

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some are

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idiots

dusky scroll
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The incompetent ones, is it because they lack skill or are they selfish (taking bribes, doing nepotism/favoritism stuff etc.)?

No matter the skill level, are they loyal? Can they be disloyal (secretly) to the Imperium?

queen laurel
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Some are just incompetent idiots that put the lives of innocent address

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Someone like Fidus Kryptman

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for example

shadow plover
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it really can be any of those

dusky scroll
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So it's the incompetence that's the more common issue. Not their loyalty?

queen laurel
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They are human after all

shadow plover
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inquisitors aren't entirely uncorruptible albeit most never live long enough to be corrupted

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by chaos or their morals

dusky scroll
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Can a Psyker become Inquisitor?

shadow plover
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many named ones are

dusky scroll
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(if them being psyker isn't a secret)

shadow plover
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Eisenhorn being the best known

queen laurel
queen laurel
shadow plover
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And Ravenor, an even more powerful psyker

queen laurel
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being psychic can expose you to more psychic related danger but

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you also get the ability to shoot lightning out of your fingers

dusky scroll
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When a Commissar acts too much an asshole, they mysteriously die in the beginning of a battle.

Does similar stuff happen with Inquisitors?

queen laurel
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much harder

dusky scroll
queen laurel
# dusky scroll Thicker skull/head?

they are inquisitors they are afforded the best security you can think of also armed with some of the most dangerous weapons in the imperium

dusky scroll
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Last question, unrelated.

Afaik Necrons building something called Pariah Nexus to shield the Galaxy against Chaos/Warp from great rift. Why Imperium and others aren't helping with it?

shadow plover
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because yucky xenos

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they have had some cooperation done occasionally regarding it

crisp heath
storm jungle
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I have. I think its pretty good

crisp heath
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😎

lament shoal
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Sanguinala came early

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Its pasqal's lucky day

hallow basin
storm jungle
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"why is the Imperium not doing this" is one of the most repeated questions with the most simple answer of they are just stupid.

hallow basin
queen laurel
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you know

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octarius

hallow basin
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You can't win 'em all

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but you should as an inquisitor, so fair enough

storm jungle
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He basically spawned a worse threat yeah

queen laurel
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no loose ends

hallow basin
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I find it mildly humorous that Kryptman fucked up the moment he tried to stop Tyranids without further loss of human live

median star
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do aeldari see all types of humans including adhumans and votann as monkey or do they differentiate

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also how do they feel about jokaero speaking of monkey

storm jungle
storm jungle
median star
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so theirs not any particular care or acknowledgement when faced w navigators or psykers by them or

storm jungle
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Again, it depends on the Eldar.

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Your question is too general hence my country example.

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You are basically asking what Person A would feel about Person B, everyone has their own views, Eldar are very diverse.

median star
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id like to think their would still be a wide agreed upon consensus with most of them

storm jungle
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I mean not really

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Every craftworld has its own culture and views.

scenic bolt
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not withstanding that aeldari include the deldar, harlequins, the space pirates etc

storm jungle
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Yeah that too, but in this case he means Craftworld eldar who are also a can of worms themselves.

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They are diverse so that you can jus tdo what you want with them, same with all the other factions.

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Its why "it depends" is such a regular answer KEKW_ogryn

median star
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would it be out of the realm of possibilities to entrap a whole planet or craftworld into a tesseract labyrinth

storm jungle
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Yes.

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Trazyn only captures groups or singular people

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We havent seen examples of them pocket-dimensioning entire planets or a craftworld

median star
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does it work on demonic or warp entities

storm jungle
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No because its too risky and not worth the effort.

median star
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also would a tyranid in one lose connection to the hivemind im thinking yes but idk

storm jungle
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I mean yeah a Tyranid is a Tyranid, as long as its not mountain sized they can go into one, Trazyn has a few.

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and it would probably still have the connection somewhat, its just a pocket-dimension.

median star
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what if thats the whole reason they showed up trazyn pokeballd one and they showed up looking for them

storm jungle
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Who knows.

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Unless they want biomass they got no reason to go after Trazyn's museum.

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Nids are extremely expendable to the Hivemind.

median star
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could also be seen as a wealth of knowledge for them to exploit

storm jungle
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I mean no. Why would Nids need knowledge.

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Its a museum lol

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They can eat and learn the biological data of anything elsewhere, they are literally across the entire galaxy destroying and consuming planets.

median star
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theyd gain the knowledge of everything their theyd eat maybe learn a few new things or gain certain odd biological traits from speciest thats been extinct for millions of years

storm jungle
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Same statement above

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Theres no need, they adapt/morph as they see fit.

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This is like you suggesting you should go eat this sandwich store when you can just do it anywhere else across the city.

median star
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yea but if the sandwich store had sandwiches the likes had maybe not been seen in potential eons

storm jungle
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Yeah but why do that when again they can just get any adaption similiar to it anywhere else.

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Tyranids have eaten countless worlds and have made bioforms from said races and planets they devoured, theres no need for it.

median star
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theird have to be atleast one thing in their they hadnt seen before

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but i dont think we know if the hiveminds really about the min maxx lifestyle or its just happened to be that way they have all the things they have

storm jungle
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Who knows. Plot is plot and theres no use to attack Trazyn's museum.

summer mural
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oh damn eternal reward got banned?

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whatd he do lmao

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just so I can avoid it..

median star
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chudded out supposedly

storm jungle
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Not even supposedly, just repeatedly

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I kinda let it pass but another mod got reports and banned him, good riddance tbh KEKW_ogryn

summer mural
#

Lmao

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aaight fair enough

storm jungle
#

I was gonna do it eventually but like better late than never.

storm jungle
summer mural
#

so, I just dont chud out right

storm jungle
#

That was more or less his repeated offense lol

summer mural
#

cool

#

CENTIGOR MILK IS BACK ON THE MENU

storm jungle
summer mural
#

🐴 🥛

queen laurel
summer mural
#

I see

queen laurel
#

Like me and a couple of the fellas here are talking about how well it's not the best movie it does its job

#

Then he came in saying apparently that it doesn't deserve credit

#

He also said he doesn't care about the movie

#

?

#

you see what i'm painting here

median star
#

did aeldari ever have ai or did they see how it played out with humanity and said weve gota get rid of this stuff or did they just have the forsight to see itd almost definitely end badly and never pursued it

summer mural
#

i do, I think I remember that discussion

#

somewhat

#

may have scrolled by it in passing

queen laurel
#

like he didn't care he could have just ignored the conversation

scenic bolt
#

modding someone that knows the rules and wont go past it, but will stop nanometres from it 1000x over

storm jungle
#

"Yeah hes an asshole but hes not breaking any rules"

queen laurel
storm jungle
scenic bolt
#

I used to mod wikipedia, that attracts the absolute worst rules lawyers

summer mural
#

yeah your username screams internet trauma

median star
#

did it ever get declassified why they declined dorns appeal

storm jungle
#

What appeal

median star
#

he told me they told him to appeal getting banned got declined

summer mural
#

i thought you were referring to rogal dorn appealing something

#

like the handless guy

median star
#

this ones hairless not to far off

storm jungle
#

Lmao i was confused too

storm jungle
summer mural
storm jungle
#

Among like so many other weird ass behaviour

#

Yeah lmao

#

like

#

he did nothing but post those around and to our DMs as mods and half the the time we were like "This person isnt doing anything"

#

it got pretty bad later on so he got booted lol

median star
#

understandable i dont think hes tried to appeal it more then once and gets it at this point

#

maybe im wrong and he sends a new one every other day

#

would be funny

storm jungle
#

Nah he took it properly and just didnt try again, mostly because he has his own circle of pals.

#

(who are also pretty unhinged) but yeah

median star
#

their are many loops of intertwined unhinged people that have branched off from this server

summer mural
#

oooh

#

I wonder if thats my future

scenic bolt
#

just become a zealot class channel regular

summer mural
#

nope

scenic bolt
#

get a ban within 4 months

median star
scenic bolt
#

or you could try to write the zealot class guide, bump that down to 2 weeks

summer mural
#

is that a thing? writing the zealot guide is a sore point?

median star
#

its a curse

#

unavoidable

scenic bolt
#

it's just a funny occurance that basically anyone thats tried to write a zealot class guide catches a ban

summer mural
scenic bolt
#

like it's a legit bodycount

summer mural
#

thats pretty funny ngl

storm jungle
#

Its mostly an effect of the zealot chat users generally being sweatlord tryhards that get easily upset and start throwing bannable offenses or words at people lol

#

honestly every class-chat is like a kindergarten itself

median star
#

(lumi)

queen laurel
#

getting a timer

crisp heath
crisp heath
#

Veterans are really haters

#

If you post something that is not meta

#

Zealot simmilar like they lost all the fun of game

#

To much havoc I guess

median star
#

veteran chat is a weird wasteland of mostly inactivity but the second you do post something like you said either youll get meta slaved or have the worst take ever thrown at you with the odd times that path is in their to actually explain things

summer mural
#

People out there have 26 ARMIES?!

#

this can only be explained by the fact that the most ardent wh fans are middle eastern sheikhs

tough haven
#

Think I could put a purity seal on the exterior of my car? (I live on gravel)

hallow saddle
#

Ogryn chat is nice, I spend more time there even as a zealot main

vagrant fox
#

There's no reason to venture out past the Librarium

rose thorn
summer mural
#

tell me where to sign up for your job

#

❤️‍🔥

rose thorn
#

It’s called buying everything second hand

#

And big cheap boxes

summer mural
#

people are selling that many models secondhand?

#

damn thats nice

rose thorn
#

No I just bought a lot second hand

summer mural
#

lmao

#

nice

rose thorn
#

You use to be able to get the old start collecting for next to nothing

#

I got khrone Slaanesh and tzeentch demons start collecting for like 50 bucks each

tough haven
#

I just collect them digitally for free because I’d rather walk into traffic than paint minis

tough haven
#

More power to you if you enjoy that, you are a stronger man than I

#

But for me that’s like paying to be slapped across the face

tough haven
#

Unrelated but can we talk about how insane it is that Xavier: Renegade Angel was a show that existed?

queen laurel
tough haven
#

I mean I kinda love it

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for just the sheer absurdity of its existence

vagrant fox
#

Rick & Morty but for intellectuals

tough haven
#

Like it says "Hey, if I can exist, so can your art"

tough haven
#

Also it knows its an abomination of media and just leans into it

#

Like none of these make any more sense, with the context

#

in fact its better without

vagrant fox
#

Sometimes people take the bait
It's complete nonsense but I like it

queen laurel
tough haven
#

Same vibes as YTPs

queen laurel
#

like

vagrant fox
#

Sometimes it throws out so many things out at once I don't know what to think

vagrant fox
#

Post the enslaved tornadoes clip

tough haven
#

Damn it I just fucking found it

#

actually on the same video I already posted

vagrant fox
#

Ah teenage me thought this was the funniest shit

#

Nevermind I still laughed

tough haven
#

Its just so stupid

queen laurel
tough haven
#

I actually dont

#

I'm scared of what it would do to me

#

I know this clip is used a lot but its still my favorite

jade holly
winged jacinth
#

WHAT
DOTH
LIFE?

crystal forum
#

do you believe in god

#

do you believe in god

#

do you believe in god

sacred bluff
#

do you believe in god

crystal forum
#

he straight up invents "semanticalities" just to sound smarter lol

winged jacinth
#

Honestly probably like 30% of his lines contain words no one has said before

tough haven
#

I know but I love it

#

its so goofy

crystal forum
#

adult swim is such a good thing for humanity

tough haven
#

Is it?

crystal forum
#

imagine if it wasn't here to give a platform for these shows

tough haven
#

Thats true actually

#

People be like "Oh netflix will greenlight anything" bro look at AS

crystal forum
#

common side effects is VERY good please watch the first episode it's free on youtube

tough haven
#

Question, is it on any streaming services?

#

cause I dont like watching things on my phone and my dumb ass smart tv cant do youtube for some reason

crystal forum
#

adult swim shows sadly require weird subscriptions to watch

storm jungle
#

Just pirate it.

queen laurel
storm jungle
queen laurel
#

S*** is becoming more expensive man

tough haven
#

Its the golden age of freedom of information

crystal forum
tough haven
crystal forum
#

and download the movie or stream it on a dog shit video player?

#

no thanks

tough haven
#

I dont really care tbh

storm jungle
storm jungle
tough haven
viral halo
#

Watching streamers is a sign you’re the victim of satanic mind control

storm jungle
viral halo
#

I haven’t read any of the previous conversation just a heads up

#

Idek if that was what’s been talked about

#

I painted a Rivendell elf

hallow plover
#

Nice work siggy

viral halo
#

Thanks now to work on my other 30 armies

#

I have officially filled 10 dresser drawers, 24 smaller drawers, and 6, 116qt sterilite containers with warhammer/lotr/asoiaf/Battletech minis

#

Not to mention what’s in storage

#

I’d give my life for GW

queen laurel
hallow plover
#

Impressive numbers.

#

I have managed to keep my pile of shame relatively small

#

Storage for painted stuff is problematic tho

viral halo
#

I have a full ToW army of them

queen laurel
viral halo
#

I actually had the whole GW terrain helms deep as a kid

queen laurel
#

Sick

viral halo
#

Yea prob gonna buy the isengard box

#

And I’ve got a ton of metal ringwraiths

sly ivy
crystal forum
#

could brand the leather with an old waffle iron

#

for the checker

sly ivy
#

Y no one ever offers to brand me w a waffle iron 😭

remote widget
remote widget
vagrant fox
#

and you force it upon me, a long time alpha legion sufferer

twin shoal
tough haven
#

@arctic talon is hunter clade worth learning?

arctic talon
#

Ehhhh

#

It’s rough rn lol

tough haven
arctic talon
#

It’s a lot of effort

#

I do find the team fun though

tough haven
#

Another L for us skitarii fans

median star
#

on this guy would this still be a chainsword with how small it is and the squared top

#

or is this some sort of chain cleaver

tough haven
nocturne crest
#

So new question of the night. Where does the Aeronautica Imperialis recruit their pilots from?

#

Actually, where does the imperial navy get people from? Is it part of the tithe or something else?

languid meadow
#

The schola progienium

#

The place where scions, assassins, sisters, commissars, and arbites come from (I'm prob missing one or two)

#

Basically a school where kids who's parents that did well and died in service go

tough haven
#

Or people they kidnap/select

languid meadow
#

Bad kids go in the wall

#

Still one of the funniest lore tidbits

#

"oops!"

opaque coyote
#

so uh

#

r/horusgalaxy melted down over black space marines

#

entertaining to see

arctic talon
#

You missed us shitting on them yesterday

winter vessel
#

Reminds me of that Miles Morales meme with Miguel O’Hara

#

“I respect every single spider man in here”

opaque coyote
#

the funniest thing is that

#

you can paint them

#

any color

#

like that's the point of 40k

arctic talon
#

Yes

#

Lol

opaque coyote
#

also

#

💀

tough haven
#

doesnt hurt

opaque coyote
#

Morale patch moment

#

Anyways, actually connecting this to 40k

#

you think Guardsmen have similar "morale patches"

tough haven
opaque coyote
#

Like you kill one guardsman and they just have

tough haven
#

you're gonna die in 15 hours

opaque coyote
#

"Shitbag" on their helmet

tough haven
#

you can put whatever patches you want that arent heretical

#

dont think anyone cares about rank and file

opaque coyote
#

so usually it's just put on like

#

a slightly less obvious place

#

like for example, inside a medic bag

opaque coyote
#

I can imagine officially, you'd probably get like

#

idk

#

15 whip lashes

#

death if it's sufficiently heretical

#

in reality nobody cares

opaque coyote
#

it would be cool to have things like that on a guardsman oc

#

although you ever think Kriegers have em?

#

since they're extremely strict and kinda inhuman

tough haven
outer wave
#

Who genuinely gives a shit if there's black space marines?

opaque coyote
# tough haven Probably not

I mean I did think about making a Krieger soldier OC who decided to put like

Vietnam style decorations on his helmet

#

But then I thought

#

"Yeah they wouldn't really allow that, would they?"

opaque coyote
# outer wave Who genuinely gives a shit if there's black space marines?

Well according to one person who commented at least

""There is right now on earth only 10% white people." And yet most of the scientific discoveries were made by whites. Most of the greatest philosophers were white. Most of the greatest conquerors were white. We were the ones that colonized hostile environments and sent many to space, so it makes sense that most of the space explorers/colonizers would be white. It isn't about quantity but the quality."

ignores egyptians

#

ignores china

#

ignores ancient greece (who also noted how a lot of their knowledge came from egypt/babylon)

#

ignores arabic numerals from india

#

ignores baghdad

#

ignores the entirety of the arabic golden age

outer wave
dapper gyro
#

If that person is from the US... then it is so unfortunate.

#

Always bragging about winner of WW2, yet take over the torche of racism.

outer wave
#

Could be or just really misinformed

opaque coyote
#

Probably both

arctic talon
#

Why not both

#

Lol

outer wave
#

Yeah

dapper gyro
#

Malicious ignorance

#

They can easily get informed in this day and era, but choose not to.

outer wave
#

They're on reddit too so I mean they just need to find the right one

#

Not that it always goes well

crystal forum
#

god i love being gay

arctic talon
#

How many people on that subreddit are white supremacists not white

nocturne crest
#

So odd question, but based on the kriegs model that have been released, what are the chances they'll get an spruce so you can turn them into Steel Legion or firstborn?

arctic talon
#

Let’s take bets

arctic talon
#

Jacket is way too different

crystal forum
#

honestly wolf

arctic talon
#

For vostroyans especially

crystal forum
#

you just need to change the head

#

it still works

arctic talon
#

It looks wrong smh

#

For Steel legion you could do a head swap but it would look wrong

crystal forum
#

not by much

arctic talon
#

Vostroyan the jacket is really wrong

#

Lol

#

Like

#

Really really

crystal forum
#

nah vostroyan wont work

crystal forum
#

not even similar

arctic talon
#

Vostryan is impossible to make work

crystal forum
#

they're too ornate

#

krieg is utilitarian

crystal forum
#

see that's what annoys me

#

you could kitbash steel legion into krieg way more easily

#

just fill in the eyes so it's a full gas mask

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

But too bad

#

Go go krieg

crystal forum
#

but you cant do that to krieg

arctic talon
#

They had their own codex lol

#

Well

#

Forgeworld supplement

#

Now it’s everyone else’s issue lol

opaque coyote
#

"...the warp does strange things"

opaque coyote
#

I'm implying that they tried to make the masks similar to the steel legion by painting the gas mask eyes

dapper gyro
#

Bringing the racism to the IG regiments!

#

They look all the same, just change the head!

crystal forum
#

please get banned

nocturne crest
#

Would the krieg models work with a mordian iron guard spruce?

tough haven
#

@arctic talon how are void dancers?

arctic talon
#

Very strong

crystal forum
#

it's all about their look

arctic talon
#

You could do it with 1 dude the old cadian command squad

#

Badly lol

tough haven
crystal forum
#

plus please keep in mind that assembling guardsmen normally is already a pain in the ass

arctic talon
#

Team is squishy

#

But has 3 APL

dapper gyro
tough haven
arctic talon
#

It depends

#

It’s a play

tough haven
#

oh you can?

tough haven
arctic talon
tough haven
#

Yes but like can I have an example?

arctic talon
#

Also what operatives you’ve got

tough haven
#

Man theres too many kill teams I want to play

#

But I imagine its gonna be hard to learn and play them all well vs just picking 1 or 2

crystal forum
arctic talon
arctic talon
#

If you get accolades spread out

#

You can switch it melee

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

And then wreck house with your players

crystal forum
#

remove their youthful enthusiasm as soon as possible

tough haven
arctic talon
#

New one

#

So you can run a death jester to prime your melee units

#

And then go wild

tough haven
#

Ive been playing pathfinders since admech are meh

#

but I'm interested in doing necrons and kommados as well

arctic talon
#

You can also run

#

Like a fuck ton of fusion pistols

#

Play in “Epic” as your saedath and act like you’re going melee heavy

#

And then switch to a melodrama and obliterate them with fusion pistols lol

tough haven
#

Whats a reposition again? Is it just basic move

arctic talon
#

It’s move

#

I miss the old Saedeth rule

#

Where it was a 5 act performance lol

#

1 act per turn

tough haven
#

Are kommandos any good?

opaque coyote
queen laurel
tough haven
#

Yes

#

in kill team

queen laurel
tough haven
opaque coyote
#

If there is ever a nuclear Holocaust.

I will be the type to sit near a toilet and use a fishing rod to "fish" inside the toilet.

That way, when some random mf from 2277 finds my corpse, they will be confused

#

Before looting the individual caps nearby

#

One at a time

opaque coyote
dusky scroll
opaque coyote
#

You WILL die

#

It's a job with high mortality rates

dusky scroll
sacred ginkgo
#

Because thats the reason

opaque coyote
#

At the same time, blind faith and ignorance is also causing it's downfall

dusky scroll
opaque coyote
#

Lmao

tough haven
#

So that’s a big reason why as well

#

Found this thing made by aliens doing weird shit to people and decided to destroy first and ask questions later

#

Also, that reduces the efficiency of the worlds in it so they can’t pay the tithe

dusky scroll
tough haven
#

And also how it y’know, prevents warp travel within a system

dusky scroll
#

Also, afaik they are using the same tech used on the pylons of Cadia. Why weren't Cadians impacted?

tough haven
tough haven
#

Also the nexus is on a massive scale compared to cadia

#

Cadia was right next to the eye

tough haven
dusky scroll
#

So, all the systems adjacent to the Rift and inhabited by human will get this effect.

Sounds like a reasonable loss compared to all of them falling into demonic invasion and/or turning to chaos worshippers.

tough haven
#

And at the end of PN Belakor and some daemons sabotage one of the pylons to effectively get back door access, for whatever purpose in the future, I assume to allow for an incursion

tough haven
#

The humans do become effectively zombies, and sometimes even attack each other

#

So I could see how the imperium decides that’s an unnecessary cost

#

And again, really fucks their supply lines and tithes, and every system would be isolated completely without warp travel

dusky scroll
#

Oh wait... this harms warp travel too?

tough haven
#

And y’know, most imperials have no idea of the bigger picture to make choices informed

tough haven
#

Can’t suppress the warp without warp travel

dusky scroll
#

That's.... a major issue

tough haven
#

It’s described by a navigator within it like a huge pitch black void

#

And they can’t see the astronomican, or get any “traction” to move

#

So if you make a warp jump within it, you can and will get stuck in the fucking void, since you can no longer perform the procedure to get out again

#

It’s shown jumps “can” be done with some huge Hail Mary attempts, but with big cost and risk, and that only lets you get back to realspace, not to leave the system

tough haven
#

Not for necrons it’s not, or nids, cause they have other ways to travel the universe

#

Webway is unknown if it functions but I’m gonna guess no

#

And I guess Tau have a sub-light travel method that’s slow but serviceable

#

@arctic talon got any good videos to learn strategy in killteam, or just general knowledge

dusky scroll
#

Afaik Necrons basically teleport. And Tyranids do something bizarre. I didn't really understand. Something like bending space to shorten the distance or something.

tough haven
#

It’s slower than warp travel but is also implacable

#

Necrons have a system of dolmen gates for instant travel to most places in the galaxy and they also can phase to travel shorter distances between systems, though iirc that has limits

queen laurel
#

Basically thanks to this bio form tyranids slingshot themselves to their chosen planet

dusky scroll
dapper gyro
#

Where is @storm jungle ? This guy deserve death.

crystal forum
outer wave
#

I miss the old Dagoth Ur memes

crystal forum
#

they will be back

outer wave
#

But I want the actual VA to do the memes.....

crystal forum
#

i like how disjointed the AI dagoth voice is

#

the odd breaths

outer wave
#

Okay thats fair

dusky scroll
#

Do Sisters of Battle do Snu Snu?

#

I mean, are they also like Space Marines, "I can't remember what sex is since I took on the duty to serve the Emperor".
Or is it like, they celibate as they are part of the church.

opaque coyote
#

They are able to

#

But they're too busy fighting for the emperor

#

They can still feel sexual attraction and everything, they just don't have the time

#

Also they're religious maniacs

dusky scroll
#

Are they forbidden from it by the religion? Or is it just them being too busy?

opaque coyote
#

Some of them take a vow of celibacy but it's voluntary.

queen laurel
dapper gyro
#

The SoB can transfer to other branches and retire.

#

They are not locked like the SM.

#

Same thing with the SoS.

arctic talon
#

Yeah

crisp heath
opaque coyote
dusky scroll
dusky scroll
crisp heath
misty vector
#

Was

radiant lance
#

I'm confused
Is his name Jimmy Space or John Warhammer?

storm jungle
radiant lance
#

Why did he name his son "horus heresy"?
I'd be mad too if my last name was heresy

storm jungle
#

he was under contract by GW

#

it was that or being fired, Big E chose the latter

radiant lance
#

Is GW related to James workshop?

#

Germaine workshop
Or James for short

storm jungle
#

Gotta google that one.

summer mural
#

RAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHGHHHRARUAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

raven stone
#

?

#

What happened?

summer mural
#

nothing , just got a break from work

#

bored

#

no energy for proper articulation of thoughts and emotions

raven stone
#

I see.

I suffer the opposite. I was supposed to WFH yesterday but ended up doing nothing.