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Abhumans surprised when imperium puts them on the kill list after beastmen get put on the genocide list
more at 7
Lemme guess, they unironically believe Horus is right or something?
Close enough
I gotta bump that up to at least 75. The enfeebled were like the first to go. From their “socialized medicine”.
Is he though???
Big E is definitely Georgian. 
he is anatolian
Wait what’s he holding? 
I need to get some of that before I die
Why he’s holding the kebab and not like a giant shaver.
Beats me.
It’s not like his sword is kebab shaped.
LMAO
hes anatolian, close enough
Oh right I forgot racists aren’t very smart and just haha funny meat stick.
Are sentinels technically knights?
?
What do you mean
Well, sentinels are based on something that were found on Knight worlds during the great crusade.
Sentinels are walkers, imperial knights are pacific rim robots
No????
Oh
I stand corrected
Also no, they are literally referred to as "unarmed frames"
They still aren’t knights they don’t have the throne
If it doenst have a lobotomy spikes it’s not a knight
Do the smallest knights have the lobotomy spikes?
No.
Armiger Pattern Knights are smaller than their cousin Imperial Knights and fight at the flanks of their larger kin, like packs of hounds hunting with their medieval lords.[1]
Read the lexicanum.
I just did.
I corrected myself.
they can still fry your brain
So if someone install that tech on a sentinel, then would it count as a knight?
you know, it would be cool if they straight up said what opinion got them banned
but they wont
no
they'll keep it vague to kick up a ruckus from the free speech mouth breathers
knights are specific patterns
that already have the damn thing
If it doesn't have a throne or helm mechanicum in it
it isn't a Knight
and claiming that the region of turkey has any relations to its 3000 year roots is as stupid as saying that italians have relations with romans
.... they don't?
kind of? they have "needles" so those might be lobotomy spikes, maybe small lobotomy spikes
So, I found this foreword in one of the 40k books that I think should be required reading: In the foreword to ENFORCER I think it's all caps the author actually cogently explains that 40k is supposed to be a dystopia
Is it the classic foreword with the whole “most cruel and bloody regime imaginable”
Or is it a dif one
actually they do
^
Its smaller and i think youc an brute force armingers easier than big knights
thats because big knights can MENTALLY ENSLAVE small knights
are you sure it's not because they're using the electronic master/slave terminology
which btw is being phased out due to obvious reasons
what?
master is the controller, slave is the receiver which is controlled
armingers bound to a big kngiht canhave their will enforced upon them
which often ends up being a feral burtal rage
its so strong it can break through even the litearl most hardened anti psyker controlled minds in the imperium
nope!
its one of their most important abilites
it was in kingmaker
its the lroe behind the bondsman ability
rewatching The Tithes, I had a friend who watched with me, they're Studying BSL and I wanted to see their take on the SoS' signing
GW has no problem using the word Slave tbh
Forgeworlds connected to bigger ones are called Slaved forgeworlds
In the Farsight series there's a commercial made by the water caste showing the desperation of cruelty of an imperial arms manufactorum, how people are regularly beaten over their cramped working cells by cyborg monstrosities and when they die from exhaustion their children are locked into the bloody shackles their parent was just released from. Then tops it off with a appeal to defect to the T'au Empire, where you are shown dignity, your family grows in peace, and your children are able to live calm and fulfilling lives ~ end commercial
Btw, whats up with this skin in sm2 not having any company markings? Is it intentional and something that i dont know of?
It’s intentional
What is he?
Do some dark angels just hide their companies or something? Im not super knowledgeable on them.
does DA even have companies?
Yes. most of the time theyre displayed on their left kneepad
No, his personal changes to his armor just have it covered
Yeah they’ve got normal companies aside from 2nd
so what are the wings then?
Deathwing is just a normal veteran 1st company but they use a fuck ton of terminators. 2nd company is Ravenwing which are weird and have all the bikes, speeders, flyers and stuff
isnt there 3?
iirc there is a wing that does all the heavy vics while ravenwing does all the light vics and flyers
Shocker, another question about companies from me. If you have a veteran from ultramarines 2nd company. What unit marking would he have? Would it be a veteran marking or a normal marking? Also ive always thought that 1st company dont have veteran markings as all of them are veterans so it would be a bit pointless to have a veteran marking in a only veteran company. But this thing says otherwise.
Nah the Ironwing is gone
Only 2 surviving wings are Raven and death
gone as in merged with raven or gone as in wiped out along with most of the chapter's heavy vics?
Veteran helmet markings but not trim
Gone as in merged into the chapters armory
The chapters tech marines and armory would be the closest approximation
To the iron wing
got it
lazy ig
Lol
its a “champion” but ig they just decided to not include it
they have some good details but others are lacking
He’d have to be 3rd company or lower
honestly a lot of issues in 40k are summed up as “aint nobody got time for that”
isnt the 3rd company the fleet company?
Im confused.
Oh, i mean the squad marking. What squad marking would they have?
No
for DA?
Company veteran exclusive squads would have veteran markings
If it’s a veteran sgt same as his squad
If it’s a squad of 5 company vets they’ll have the vet marking
1st is Deathwing
2nd is Ravenwing
i believe the 3rd has a special name but the others are just numbered i think
its DA they are funny
their successors are all very similar yet still very different in culture and traditions some how
so DA are both codex compliant and not?
yes
there are many chapters that are not compliant
the codex went from the word of god to
“yeah you can follow it”
dont have to
a lot just use work arounds
The only weird part of the non wing dark angel companies
for some chapters, for others it was never more than a suggestion
some legions didnt even agree with it
they were just forced to break up
Iron hands moment lol
some just didnt have the numbers
like the imperial fists
Wolves got an exemption
like iron hands or salamanders
They did agree
after the Iron Cage they did
yeah
but yea
they wherent in a position to not
the salamanders i think have 2-3 firstborn successors?
Also iron hands did have the numbers
they had huge numbers
They had 2 2nd founding chapters
even still after SoT
Ultramarines have always been the leading
They got fucked
no IF
I’m talking about iron hands
i read wrong

which ones got the bone blades?
Hand fist hand fist hand
one of the salamanders successors i believe
Black dragons
My favorite chapters black dragons
So in this image, does the vet sergeant have a normal battleline marking because he would be leading a squad of battleline marines? But then if he had a squad of vets, he would have a veteran marking?
why do they have that mutation anyway?
yus
🤷🏻♂️
cursed founding
they were all fucky wucky
They had 2 successors
admech fucked around and found out
Black dragons and Storm giants
yeah they look badass
arent they also… “ugly”?
or incredibly disconcerting to look upon their faces
Well yes mutated bones and heavy mutation does that to a motherfucker
what successor is that one chapter that just started bursting into flames
Uh
not the legion of the damned
i assume they also have a lot of self hate
They got purged lol
it started with their 1st company
They don’t
They’re proud of it lol
nope
oh?
incredibly proud
They are actually pretty nice as far as chapter goes
One time one of them even joke let me show you your face on the other one said that let me do it your face is so ugly it's going to be scaring her even more
i read a novella where a initiate was at the beginning not okay with it, but he understood it as a true gift to his chapter later
Yeah like very few marines are not proud about their specific gene seed mutations
i should really get back to writing
Average cursed founding chapters geneseed tbh
what thing
The doohickey
the thingamajiggy
tis a wigget
The shit some tech priest pulls out when he says he has a new relic
Average random s*** the vans saar made under free time
To be fair 3 of them are like “yeah everyone fucking hated them and they they died viciously 6 times”
The lamenters don’t have a real geneseed curse aside from the usual BA stuff
They’re just stupid
/hj
they gaslite themselves
There’s some bad luck
The curse of fanlore
But it’s mostly them being dumbasses or too empathetic for their own good
What's the mutation of the storm giants again
I heard there like bigger and stronger than like just about every marine
They’re not cursed founding
Sons of Antheus are the big boys aren't they
Yeah
The sons of anteus have geneseed stability issues
And sometimes they sorta mutate horribly out of control
Also they have a whole legend with their chapter that as long as they touch the ground they can’t lose
Get it
Cause Antaeus
A creative thing I know
jesper kyd is a god amongst music writers
darktide ambience literally sold the game for me
Data Interference SLAPSSS
He’s in scout armor and another dude is in power armor
Are they the largest type of space marine
Some stuff happens and they have a dual to the death
He gets stabbed a ton but doesn’t die
He only finally dies when the other marine grabs him holds him in the air and keeps stabbing him
Lol
Space marines coming up with their chapter names unaware of of any Greek or Roman history
I will just you know agains stick with the black dragons because they can still grow to the size of an ogryn
Well near one anyway
Wasn't the Deathwatch one described as terminator big in normal power armour or do I misremember
The naming was from some fucking nerds
Nah
He’s just described as huge in his scout armor
Comparable in size to the other marines in power armor
Probably fanon I'm remembering then
Lmao
I mean am I wrong?
It’s some random magos biologis tech priest lol
Oh this is cool Antaeus some weird legendary human who was the best and brutally murdered people and didn’t die
I’m gona call this chapter that
abauvwubeuevs
Quick write this down kaiross has spoken

Kairos fateweaver grants us more knowledge
Praise be to the changer of ways
Praise be
I'm not cut out for this tzeentch thing
Have any of youse used something like wonderdraft to make 40k world maps
no but i can do a U with my tongue
Only weird mutants can't
So question for everyone. Is there anything from Forge world or 40k lore you would want GW to make a new model of?
A primaris salamanders first company unit would be cool
Rn we only have their heresy era models
I'd be down for a Tu'shan model too
Tu'shan doesn't have a model?
steel legion
we need another armageddon story fucking mow
i will punch my dick until it happens
I don’t think GW cares but, get on it
Wasn't armageddon mentioned in the recent reveal show?
Nope
Damn.
Tau auxiliary units
More than just the vespids and the kroot
I have a new question based on your answer. How would you feel if they started religious themed units or terran based around the greater good god/goddess?
I feel that'd take away a bit from Tau for me

Out of all the races, they're one of the few races that dont have that religious zeal even though they basically have a religion
Lore chat, what wisdom have you today?
Yo momma
Damn
Yeah I said it


Anyway, I feel making more religious themed units based around the greater good (like totem vehicles meant to venerate the Greater Good or their version of battle priests) would take away from their themes methinks
If it is to be used, it should definitely be used sparingly and with very subtle details rather than just take from IoM's designs
today i watched the amazing digital circus for the first time
i understand now why i saw jax on e621 so much
that is all
Didnt all the other race's collective worship make an actual god? Surprised they dont have auxillary race units that go and do worshippy type stuff and bolster other units or something
Acting like conduits for their god to enact vengeance or blessings
Thats a decent point
I admit I dont know much of the specifics of that event but in my view, Tau have always seen the Greater Good as something to revere, so everyone was already worshiping it in some fashion without crosses, churches, sermons, and incense
Also meta-wise, I think I prefer them to just keep to being the relatively more 'logical' race of 40k
I mean, didnt some tau commander or whatever see the actual god? If you can take advantage and use the power of a deity you know is actually real, why not?
Its logical from that perspective
But that is fair
Humanity is already zealous enough, having another faction like that would probably be stale
Mmmm fair but I dunno, I just dont like the evolution of Tau becoming another fanatical race (or collection of races in this matter). Dont get me wrong, that IS what will happen at this rate eventually, but I'd prefer them to keep to as they are at the moment
Looks like one of my IRL friends a bit ngl
wasn't paying attention, my first thought was mike myers as austin powers
the voice does not go with the face
It’s fanatical without feeling fanatical
It’s like cold fervor
How do you mean?
god he's so hot
All that teeth to kiss....
i fucking love smug boys
They don’t go shouting from the rooftops how all other races must die for the greater good, but they would kill without hesitation for it, and would die without question if the Tau’va asked
my favorite character was Kinger, but their recent episode with Gangle being the focus resonated with me and she's my favorite
Mmm I see I see
gaslight district
it's kinda cool, makes me think of a run down version of Rapture from Bioshock
i like bread guy
yes, he's a vibe
the character designs, at least the main group, makes me think of that game series Oddworld
Back to zealot chat with you
Jay is never leaves this place excuse you
Lore chat is just as freaky if not more
I thought that react said homosexual eyes
no that's reserved for guys
Your username somehow slid up into the emote name
every single action i commit is the maximum level of homoerotic i can manage
I've noticed
i just realized these are the default teapots
which have been in like every model program since the 90's
i made my own version when i first started
Perhaps one of the vilest xenos species known to exist in the galaxy, the Slaugth are terrible and monstrous beings steeped in evil with whom only the most depraved or utterly desperate have dealings.
Considered largely mythical by most that have heard of them, they are named in a few scattered tales as the "Maggot Men," "Dream Eaters" or "Carrion Masters," but aside from a few wary Rogue Traders and superstitious starfarers, few in the Imperium take the nightmarish legends seriously. The Inquisition, however, knows better. The Ordo Xenos has numerous documented cases of encounters with these mysterious alien horrors down the millennia, and many atrocities can be laid at their door.
stand before my arrival worm
Xur's edgy distant cousin
Generally speaking, how competent are the Inquisitors?
Are they just a bunch of corrupt government officials with power or they actually have skills to back their dick-ness?
that's a very broad question unfortunately
so it's gonna be another case of it depends
Some are genuinely good at their job and do it pretty well
some are
idiots
The incompetent ones, is it because they lack skill or are they selfish (taking bribes, doing nepotism/favoritism stuff etc.)?
No matter the skill level, are they loyal? Can they be disloyal (secretly) to the Imperium?
An inquisitor won't take a bribe he would rather take a bullet to the head than do that
Some are just incompetent idiots that put the lives of innocent address
Someone like Fidus Kryptman
for example
it really can be any of those
So it's the incompetence that's the more common issue. Not their loyalty?
yes but mind you they can fall to chaos like any other
They are human after all
inquisitors aren't entirely uncorruptible albeit most never live long enough to be corrupted
by chaos or their morals
Can a Psyker become Inquisitor?
many named ones are
(if them being psyker isn't a secret)
Eisenhorn being the best known
yes they can
^this
And Ravenor, an even more powerful psyker
being psychic can expose you to more psychic related danger but
you also get the ability to shoot lightning out of your fingers
When a Commissar acts too much an asshole, they mysteriously die in the beginning of a battle.
Does similar stuff happen with Inquisitors?
it can happen to them but
much harder
Thicker skull/head?
they are inquisitors they are afforded the best security you can think of also armed with some of the most dangerous weapons in the imperium
Last question, unrelated.
Afaik Necrons building something called Pariah Nexus to shield the Galaxy against Chaos/Warp from great rift. Why Imperium and others aren't helping with it?
I have. I think its pretty good
😎
Inquisition is far from perfectly efficient, as is everything in Imperium, but they scrutinize themselves with the same level of freedom as they scrutinize everyone else, so they tend to weed out actual idiots
You really need to understand the Imperium is way too fractured/disorganized to agree on anything and are also massive space racists/supremacists to work with aliens
"why is the Imperium not doing this" is one of the most repeated questions with the most simple answer of they are just stupid.
To be fair, his Galactic Cordon actually worked
yeah he did some good but
you know
octarius
He basically spawned a worse threat yeah
Yeah and that's an inquisitor there is always one unwritten rule you need to follow
no loose ends
I find it mildly humorous that Kryptman fucked up the moment he tried to stop Tyranids without further loss of human live
do aeldari see all types of humans including adhumans and votann as monkey or do they differentiate
also how do they feel about jokaero speaking of monkey
Depends on the craftworld. You are basically asking "What do Americans feel of every nation/ethnicity across the world" lol
Depends on the craftworld. Most basically do not care since humans are basically violent nutjobs that wanna kill em all. Votann are different since they are usually open to relations with anyone as long as they can get money out of it.
so theirs not any particular care or acknowledgement when faced w navigators or psykers by them or
Again, it depends on the Eldar.
Your question is too general hence my country example.
You are basically asking what Person A would feel about Person B, everyone has their own views, Eldar are very diverse.
id like to think their would still be a wide agreed upon consensus with most of them
not withstanding that aeldari include the deldar, harlequins, the space pirates etc
Yeah that too, but in this case he means Craftworld eldar who are also a can of worms themselves.
They are diverse so that you can jus tdo what you want with them, same with all the other factions.
Its why "it depends" is such a regular answer 
would it be out of the realm of possibilities to entrap a whole planet or craftworld into a tesseract labyrinth
Yes.
Trazyn only captures groups or singular people
We havent seen examples of them pocket-dimensioning entire planets or a craftworld

does it work on demonic or warp entities
No because its too risky and not worth the effort.
also would a tyranid in one lose connection to the hivemind im thinking yes but idk
I mean yeah a Tyranid is a Tyranid, as long as its not mountain sized they can go into one, Trazyn has a few.
and it would probably still have the connection somewhat, its just a pocket-dimension.
what if thats the whole reason they showed up trazyn pokeballd one and they showed up looking for them
Who knows.
Unless they want biomass they got no reason to go after Trazyn's museum.
Nids are extremely expendable to the Hivemind.
could also be seen as a wealth of knowledge for them to exploit
I mean no. Why would Nids need knowledge.
Its a museum lol
They can eat and learn the biological data of anything elsewhere, they are literally across the entire galaxy destroying and consuming planets.
theyd gain the knowledge of everything their theyd eat maybe learn a few new things or gain certain odd biological traits from speciest thats been extinct for millions of years
Same statement above
Theres no need, they adapt/morph as they see fit.
This is like you suggesting you should go eat this sandwich store when you can just do it anywhere else across the city.
yea but if the sandwich store had sandwiches the likes had maybe not been seen in potential eons
Yeah but why do that when again they can just get any adaption similiar to it anywhere else.
Tyranids have eaten countless worlds and have made bioforms from said races and planets they devoured, theres no need for it.
theird have to be atleast one thing in their they hadnt seen before
but i dont think we know if the hiveminds really about the min maxx lifestyle or its just happened to be that way they have all the things they have
Who knows. Plot is plot and theres no use to attack Trazyn's museum.
chudded out supposedly
Not even supposedly, just repeatedly
I kinda let it pass but another mod got reports and banned him, good riddance tbh 
I was gonna do it eventually but like better late than never.
Basically just cannot understand you can argue with someone and not be an asshole about it.
so, I just dont chud out right
That was more or less his repeated offense lol

🐴 🥛
Thing is he basically try to have an argument about us on the Minecraft movie of all things
He always does this but this is the dumbest one
I see
Like me and a couple of the fellas here are talking about how well it's not the best movie it does its job
Then he came in saying apparently that it doesn't deserve credit
He also said he doesn't care about the movie
?
you see what i'm painting here
did aeldari ever have ai or did they see how it played out with humanity and said weve gota get rid of this stuff or did they just have the forsight to see itd almost definitely end badly and never pursued it
i do, I think I remember that discussion
somewhat
may have scrolled by it in passing
Yeah so basically he claims he didn't care about the movie and just really wanted to argue
like he didn't care he could have just ignored the conversation
modding someone that knows the rules and wont go past it, but will stop nanometres from it 1000x over
Literally the most annoying thing.
"Yeah hes an asshole but hes not breaking any rules"

yeah it took years worth of evidence and arguements
Yeah they did have AI called spirit-drones and psychomatons. Eldar AI wasnt like humanity's where they ever went rogue since their intelligence was like much more passive. After the Fall they basically never used them again due to lost tech.
I used to mod wikipedia, that attracts the absolute worst rules lawyers
yeah your username screams internet trauma
did it ever get declassified why they declined dorns appeal
What appeal
he told me they told him to appeal getting banned got declined
i thought you were referring to rogal dorn appealing something
like the handless guy
this ones hairless not to far off
Lmao i was confused too
Yeah because hes a piece of shit that takes screenshots and pics of people to start witch-hunts.

Among like so many other weird ass behaviour
Yeah lmao
like
he did nothing but post those around and to our DMs as mods and half the the time we were like "This person isnt doing anything"
it got pretty bad later on so he got booted lol
understandable i dont think hes tried to appeal it more then once and gets it at this point
maybe im wrong and he sends a new one every other day
would be funny
Nah he took it properly and just didnt try again, mostly because he has his own circle of pals.
(who are also pretty unhinged) but yeah
their are many loops of intertwined unhinged people that have branched off from this server
just become a zealot class channel regular
nope
get a ban within 4 months
unironicly real
or you could try to write the zealot class guide, bump that down to 2 weeks
is that a thing? writing the zealot guide is a sore point?
it's just a funny occurance that basically anyone thats tried to write a zealot class guide catches a ban

like it's a legit bodycount
thats pretty funny ngl
Its mostly an effect of the zealot chat users generally being sweatlord tryhards that get easily upset and start throwing bannable offenses or words at people lol
honestly every class-chat is like a kindergarten itself
(lumi)
Did I ever tell you about the ancient legend of zealot chat
getting a timer
Yeah Zealot and Veteran but Psyker chat was really nice but I was just there few times so it's hard to tell
Veterans are really haters
If you post something that is not meta
Zealot simmilar like they lost all the fun of game
To much havoc I guess
veteran chat is a weird wasteland of mostly inactivity but the second you do post something like you said either youll get meta slaved or have the worst take ever thrown at you with the odd times that path is in their to actually explain things
People out there have 26 ARMIES?!
this can only be explained by the fact that the most ardent wh fans are middle eastern sheikhs
Think I could put a purity seal on the exterior of my car? (I live on gravel)
Ogryn chat is nice, I spend more time there even as a zealot main
There's no reason to venture out past the Librarium
couldn’t be me ha ha…
alright
tell me where to sign up for your job
❤️🔥
No I just bought a lot second hand
You use to be able to get the old start collecting for next to nothing
I got khrone Slaanesh and tzeentch demons start collecting for like 50 bucks each
I just collect them digitally for free because I’d rather walk into traffic than paint minis
More power to you if you enjoy that, you are a stronger man than I
But for me that’s like paying to be slapped across the face
Unrelated but can we talk about how insane it is that Xavier: Renegade Angel was a show that existed?
oh yeah it looks something i would have made if i was on cocaine, acid, marijuana, and 500 other drugs
Rick & Morty but for intellectuals
Like it says "Hey, if I can exist, so can your art"
It was the OG
Also it knows its an abomination of media and just leans into it
Like none of these make any more sense, with the context
in fact its better without
Sometimes people take the bait
It's complete nonsense but I like it
He looks like someone wanted to end themselves but decided to make it into a character after inhaling 500 mushrooms and drugs
Same vibes as YTPs
like
Sometimes it throws out so many things out at once I don't know what to think
I love absurdist comedy
Post the enslaved tornadoes clip
13 seconds · Clipped by Blake Thompson · Original video "xavier renegade angel out of context" by dumb alt account
Damn it I just fucking found it
actually on the same video I already posted
Its just so stupid
i want the substance the creators took when making this
I actually dont
I'm scared of what it would do to me
I know this clip is used a lot but its still my favorite
Xavier Renegade Angel is a Psyop from Chaos and I refuse to hear otherwise lmao

WHAT
DOTH
LIFE?
do you believe in god
Honestly probably like 30% of his lines contain words no one has said before
adult swim is such a good thing for humanity
Is it?
imagine if it wasn't here to give a platform for these shows
Thats true actually
People be like "Oh netflix will greenlight anything" bro look at AS
difference is that [AS] actually looks for creativity instead of regurgitating the same trash like live action anime
common side effects is VERY good please watch the first episode it's free on youtube
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Huh ok
Question, is it on any streaming services?
cause I dont like watching things on my phone and my dumb ass smart tv cant do youtube for some reason
it's on Max
adult swim shows sadly require weird subscriptions to watch
Just pirate it.
At this point we just don't give a f*** do we
No because ill never understand why people subscribe to these streaming platforms lol
I mean why do you think i look for any ways i could get things for free nowadays
S*** is becoming more expensive man
Cause I'm not the one paying for it lol
Its the golden age of freedom of information
i need to since i watch everything on my phone
You can easily 🏴☠️ on your phone
I dont really care tbh
Still lame excuse.
Boooo
I'm sure I'll 🏴☠️ more when I move again
Losers
Watching streamers is a sign you’re the victim of satanic mind control
Its just like the critically acclaimed oscar winning series DOOM
I haven’t read any of the previous conversation just a heads up
Idek if that was what’s been talked about
I painted a Rivendell elf
Nice work siggy
Thanks now to work on my other 30 armies
I have officially filled 10 dresser drawers, 24 smaller drawers, and 6, 116qt sterilite containers with warhammer/lotr/asoiaf/Battletech minis
Not to mention what’s in storage
I’d give my life for GW
Do you have orcs
Impressive numbers.
I have managed to keep my pile of shame relatively small
Storage for painted stuff is problematic tho
I was talking about middle earth but that is pretty cool as well
I had uruk hai as a kid but they were lost in a move
I actually had the whole GW terrain helms deep as a kid
Sick
Bruh that’s good
Y no one ever offers to brand me w a waffle iron 😭
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/rAWhspQZ3o
New alpharipasta dropped, either that or I had an aneurysm
I regret having to read it twice
and you force it upon me, a long time alpha legion sufferer
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iQo39UlEHbc i forgot he can just turn into a giant bird but for the sole purpose of scaring lorgar
@arctic talon is hunter clade worth learning?
How so?
Just meh to play, you jump through a lot of hoops to be mediocre.
It’s a lot of effort
I do find the team fun though
Another L for us skitarii fans
on this guy would this still be a chainsword with how small it is and the squared top
or is this some sort of chain cleaver
Damn, I really like the team
Bro thinks he's him
its a chainsword still
So new question of the night. Where does the Aeronautica Imperialis recruit their pilots from?
Actually, where does the imperial navy get people from? Is it part of the tithe or something else?
The schola progienium
The place where scions, assassins, sisters, commissars, and arbites come from (I'm prob missing one or two)
Basically a school where kids who's parents that did well and died in service go
Also random orphans
Or people they kidnap/select
You missed us shitting on them yesterday
Reminds me of that Miles Morales meme with Miguel O’Hara
“I respect every single spider man in here”
I think
the funniest thing is that
you can paint them
any color
like that's the point of 40k

We can always do it more
doesnt hurt
Morale patch moment
Anyways, actually connecting this to 40k
you think Guardsmen have similar "morale patches"
Probably
Like you kill one guardsman and they just have
you're gonna die in 15 hours
you can put whatever patches you want that arent heretical
dont think anyone cares about rank and file
I mean morale patches in the military aren't authorized
so usually it's just put on like
a slightly less obvious place
like for example, inside a medic bag
Prolly
I can imagine officially, you'd probably get like
idk
15 whip lashes
death if it's sufficiently heretical
in reality nobody cares
yeah thought about how
it would be cool to have things like that on a guardsman oc
although you ever think Kriegers have em?
since they're extremely strict and kinda inhuman
Probably not
I know the answer will be "Because they're racist" but why?
Who genuinely gives a shit if there's black space marines?
I mean I did think about making a Krieger soldier OC who decided to put like
Vietnam style decorations on his helmet
But then I thought
"Yeah they wouldn't really allow that, would they?"
Well according to one person who commented at least
""There is right now on earth only 10% white people." And yet most of the scientific discoveries were made by whites. Most of the greatest philosophers were white. Most of the greatest conquerors were white. We were the ones that colonized hostile environments and sent many to space, so it makes sense that most of the space explorers/colonizers would be white. It isn't about quantity but the quality."
ignores egyptians
ignores china
ignores ancient greece (who also noted how a lot of their knowledge came from egypt/babylon)
ignores arabic numerals from india
ignores baghdad
ignores the entirety of the arabic golden age
Scientific discoveries
Im pretty sure China and some middle eastern countries got there in some aspects first before western Europe
Philosophers
Rome and Greek philosophers at the start arent really white; they're more mediterranean
Conquerers were white
Uhh Genghis Khan wasnt and I dont think Alex the Great was that white
Anyway this is all really dumb
If that person is from the US... then it is so unfortunate.
Always bragging about winner of WW2, yet take over the torche of racism.
Could be or just really misinformed
Probably both
Yeah
Malicious ignorance
They can easily get informed in this day and era, but choose not to.
They're on reddit too so I mean they just need to find the right one
Not that it always goes well
god i love being gay
How many people on that subreddit are white supremacists not white
So odd question, but based on the kriegs model that have been released, what are the chances they'll get an spruce so you can turn them into Steel Legion or firstborn?
Let’s take bets
No
Jacket is way too different
honestly wolf
For vostroyans especially
It looks wrong smh
For Steel legion you could do a head swap but it would look wrong
not by much
nah vostroyan wont work
not even similar
Vostryan is impossible to make work
see that's what annoys me
you could kitbash steel legion into krieg way more easily
just fill in the eyes so it's a full gas mask
but you cant do that to krieg
They had their own codex lol
Well
Forgeworld supplement
Now it’s everyone else’s issue lol
"Why does the gas mask eyes have a human colored blur?"
"...the warp does strange things"
what
I'm implying that they tried to make the masks similar to the steel legion by painting the gas mask eyes
Bringing the racism to the IG regiments!
They look all the same, just change the head!
please get banned
Would the krieg models work with a mordian iron guard spruce?
@arctic talon how are void dancers?
Very strong
iron guard are very unique
it's all about their look
how do you play them?
plus please keep in mind that assembling guardsmen normally is already a pain in the ass
Very fast, elite esque team, can do melee or ranged well
Team is squishy
But has 3 APL
If you want to go cheap, just get some 3d printed models.
When should you go melee vs ranged?
oh you can?
on what?
Team matchup
Yes but like can I have an example?
Also what operatives you’ve got
Man theres too many kill teams I want to play
But I imagine its gonna be hard to learn and play them all well vs just picking 1 or 2
kill team is very much about playing the same shit until you're locked in enough to demolish children in the store
If you run a death jester you’ll want to start in the Melodrama performance
Well I play online
children online then
And then wreck house with your players
remove their youthful enthusiasm as soon as possible
If you spread it around, and you swap, do they get the new one? or do they keep the old one and only new accolade gains apply the new one
Ive been playing pathfinders since admech are meh
but I'm interested in doing necrons and kommados as well
You can also run
Like a fuck ton of fusion pistols
Play in “Epic” as your saedath and act like you’re going melee heavy
And then switch to a melodrama and obliterate them with fusion pistols lol
Whats a reposition again? Is it just basic move
It’s move
I miss the old Saedeth rule
Where it was a 5 act performance lol
1 act per turn
Are kommandos any good?
in kill team or?
they are said to be good
I dont think it uh worked out
If there is ever a nuclear Holocaust.
I will be the type to sit near a toilet and use a fishing rod to "fish" inside the toilet.
That way, when some random mf from 2277 finds my corpse, they will be confused
Before looting the individual caps nearby
One at a time

That's.... reassuring. Imperium getting praised for something is pretty rare
Tbf, if you're not competent as an inquisitior
You WILL die
It's a job with high mortality rates
Oh I know that. I thought there'd be some other reason, like Imperium getting harmed by Pariah Nexus in some way or something.
At the end, it sounds like just plain old "Imperium is run by a collection of disunited assholes".
Because thats the reason
The only reason why it still exists is literally through blind faith and ignorance
At the same time, blind faith and ignorance is also causing it's downfall
That's probably part of the job description for all jobs in Imperium afaik.
To be fair, the pariah nexus does rob people of their will and turns them into little more than shambling lost souls
So that’s a big reason why as well
Found this thing made by aliens doing weird shit to people and decided to destroy first and ask questions later
Also, that reduces the efficiency of the worlds in it so they can’t pay the tithe
How close do you have to be to the structure/network to get this effect?
And also how it y’know, prevents warp travel within a system
Also, afaik they are using the same tech used on the pylons of Cadia. Why weren't Cadians impacted?
In the book/show, it’s shown once the major installations are in place, mostly system wide
Iirc, the nexus was designed that way, to prevent interference, cause after the rift and cadia broke they decided they were no longer fucking around
Also the nexus is on a massive scale compared to cadia
Cadia was right next to the eye
There are some pockets where it’s weaker, but once it’s completed it spreads the effect one system further
So, all the systems adjacent to the Rift and inhabited by human will get this effect.
Sounds like a reasonable loss compared to all of them falling into demonic invasion and/or turning to chaos worshippers.
And at the end of PN Belakor and some daemons sabotage one of the pylons to effectively get back door access, for whatever purpose in the future, I assume to allow for an incursion
Well that requires logic, and logic is a sin, blessed is the mind too small for doubt
The humans do become effectively zombies, and sometimes even attack each other
So I could see how the imperium decides that’s an unnecessary cost
And again, really fucks their supply lines and tithes, and every system would be isolated completely without warp travel
Oh wait... this harms warp travel too?
And y’know, most imperials have no idea of the bigger picture to make choices informed
Oh yeah, big time
Can’t suppress the warp without warp travel
That's.... a major issue
It’s described by a navigator within it like a huge pitch black void
And they can’t see the astronomican, or get any “traction” to move
So if you make a warp jump within it, you can and will get stuck in the fucking void, since you can no longer perform the procedure to get out again
It’s shown jumps “can” be done with some huge Hail Mary attempts, but with big cost and risk, and that only lets you get back to realspace, not to leave the system
So yes, yes it is
Not for necrons it’s not, or nids, cause they have other ways to travel the universe
Webway is unknown if it functions but I’m gonna guess no
And I guess Tau have a sub-light travel method that’s slow but serviceable
@arctic talon got any good videos to learn strategy in killteam, or just general knowledge
Afaik Necrons basically teleport. And Tyranids do something bizarre. I didn't really understand. Something like bending space to shorten the distance or something.
Tyranids use the gravity of the target system to like pull them in slowly but surely
It’s slower than warp travel but is also implacable
Necrons have a system of dolmen gates for instant travel to most places in the galaxy and they also can phase to travel shorter distances between systems, though iirc that has limits
Basically thanks to this bio form tyranids slingshot themselves to their chosen planet
yup... space compression.
Where is @storm jungle ? This guy deserve death.
dagoth ur always has the best takes 🙏
I miss the old Dagoth Ur memes
they will be back
But I want the actual VA to do the memes.....
Not really sorry
honestly this is one of the rare times where it's better with AI
i like how disjointed the AI dagoth voice is
the odd breaths
Okay thats fair
Do Sisters of Battle do Snu Snu?
I mean, are they also like Space Marines, "I can't remember what sex is since I took on the duty to serve the Emperor".
Or is it like, they celibate as they are part of the church.
They can
They are able to
But they're too busy fighting for the emperor
They can still feel sexual attraction and everything, they just don't have the time
Also they're religious maniacs
Are they forbidden from it by the religion? Or is it just them being too busy?
We don't really know, but most likely not forbidden.
Just too busy
Some of them take a vow of celibacy but it's voluntary.
too busy, they don't take a vow of celibacy
The SoB can transfer to other branches and retire.
They are not locked like the SM.
Same thing with the SoS.
Yeah
Like... leave job and become Inquisitor/Imperial guard/Commissar/Administrator of some sort?
Do they still keep their vow of silence?
Was
I'm confused
Is his name Jimmy Space or John Warhammer?
Yes.
Why did he name his son "horus heresy"?
I'd be mad too if my last name was heresy
Gotta google that one.
RAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHGHHHRARUAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH
nothing , just got a break from work
bored
no energy for proper articulation of thoughts and emotions
I see.
I suffer the opposite. I was supposed to WFH yesterday but ended up doing nothing.



