like a giant moon that constantly makes big waves
#40k-lore-chat
rose thorn
ooo i like that
nocturne crest
So odd question, but would vietnam war era traps be enough to stop a space marine?
rose thorn
i think maybe since the trial is so difficult, anyoen can become a knight
rose thorn
So odd question, but would vietnam war era traps be enough to stop a space marin...
yeah
make a space marien fight longer than 3 hours and they are almost completely shut down
vagrant fox
So odd question, but would vietnam war era traps be enough to stop a space marin...
If they're big enough I guess, I don't see normal punji pits doing much unless they're walking around in scout armour
arctic talon
So odd question, but would vietnam war era traps be enough to stop a space marin...
Stop yeah it’s a pit
It wouldn’t hurt though
The Hand grenade in a can prolly wouldn’t do much
Frag grenades in lore don’t do much to marines
Now a krak grenade
But we don’t have krak grenades irl
(Yet)
crystal forum
the thing with vietnam style traps is they were meant to wound not kill. a space marine wont give a shit if you pierce their feet
crystal forum
let's assume it's some futuristic metal
arctic talon
Okay then let’s hope it’s poisoned with more then just the same poisons as irl
Then yeah it would def give pause
To need to remove the damn sticks
rose thorn
oh wait magic bullshit exists in 40k
crystal forum
yeah i was about to say feces wont cut it for infection
arctic talon
And make sure it’s not some super poison lol
crystal forum
it would have to be nurgle shit
arctic talon
Nurgles finest shit
rose thorn
what is worse the ocean roaming around the planet or all teh water disappearing and reappearing at random
arctic talon
what is worse the ocean roaming around the planet or all teh water disappearing ...
Second one
Jfc. Lol
Thats horrifying
nocturne crest
Either that, or Tzeentch gives the space marine a mutation when they get stabbed by the magic stick.
crystal forum
what is worse the ocean roaming around the planet or all teh water disappearing ...
if it follows the moon like tides then it's both
arctic talon
Lol
crystal forum
one side of the planet has nothing the other has all the water
vagrant fox
Like before a tsunami hits and all the water disappears is unnerving
nocturne crest
what is worse the ocean roaming around the planet or all teh water disappearing ...
For some reason, this question reminded me of that water planet in interstellar.
crystal forum
i just mentioned that 
rose thorn
that is the secnd time that exact planet was metnioned
fuck i have to come up with a plaent name
rose thorn
yeah mine has a fake latin name
arctic talon
I forgot but there was a freeblade with a Japanese name
crystal forum
fuck i have to come up with a plaent name
aromant
arctic talon
Lol
nocturne crest
i just mentioned that <:AngryKitten:1217642253502124143>
Sorry I missed it.
rose thorn
OH ARO NOT LIKE THE CORN SEASNING
storm jungle
*gong sound*
crystal forum
turning 40k fans gay slowly but surely
rose thorn
i could give my house chinese naming conventions as a yellow river reference
arctic talon
First name is def some imperium fake Latin gibberish
rose thorn
lmao
crystal forum
“Domeenito Ohashi, The Unerring”
the herring
rose thorn
possibly a red one?
crystal forum
that would be too obvious
nocturne crest
New dumb thought. There is a possibility that there is a knight house that has a roller as a weapon.
Basically, something like this.
rose thorn
kngihts are probably too flexible for that
lament shoal
Found some new armor for Abelard and he looks dope as fuck now
lament shoal
Yea
crystal forum
i dont recognize the body armour but it looks familiar
nocturne crest
kngihts are probably too flexible for that
Maybe something like a mace would be a better choice then.
crystal forum
priapus
rose thorn
Maybe something like a mace would be a better choice then.
a mase would be cool
crystal forum
please look up priapus
rose thorn
penis god
arctic talon
crystal forum
made you look at large greek dong
rose thorn
?
rose thorn
Inunitas because my house starts with a c sound
crystal forum
@spare osprey was that pic you posted earlier really you
this has been on my mind for a while
nocturne crest
If there was a kill-team based around Knight Household Guard, what would be a good opposite to it?
spare osprey
<@624276810233806858> was that pic you posted earlier really you
No lol
I have a big ass folder of like
Img’s with this iguana on it
spare osprey
Boutta be back home so I shall share
spare osprey
why
Old server I was in had shit happening like
Every other week
Leading to themed pfp’s
I made my own more often than not
Tho some were drawn by friends
nocturne crest
Could someone clear up something for me?
spare osprey
damn i wish we did that
I think there’s a picture of me in a drip jacket fighting constantein Valdor in a drip jacket
spare osprey
Could someone clear up something for me?
Depends on what it is but shoot
nocturne crest
Depends on what it is but shoot
Known Drover Walker Frames
Drover Suit - Most popular and tested frame. It was adapted into the Imperial Army and Astra Militarum's Sentinel walker, after the Knight Worlds were discovered during the Great Crusade.[1]
crystal forum
I think there’s a picture of me in a drip jacket fighting constantein Valdor in ...
your pfp looks like it's devouring your pfp effect's ass
nocturne crest
So are Drover suits were the Imperial guard get the Sentinel walker from?
spare osprey
your pfp looks like it's devouring your pfp effect's ass
So I noticed
crystal forum
So I noticed
you are clever
median star
do any weapon exist that use microwaves to heat up or melt things besides volkite in 40k
crystal forum
yes that's possibly melta
spare osprey
So are Drover suits were the Imperial guard get the Sentinel walker from?
Looks like it was formed into them ye
median star
yes that's possibly melta
i was thinking more in the
continuous firing melta are just single
unless theirs a melta i dont know about that has continuous fire which would be wild
plush mason
i dont recognize the body armour but it looks familiar
its carapace
nocturne crest
So second odd question, but can Sentinels use their feet to do damage?
spare osprey
i wish i was that clever
many do
plush mason
sorry can't respond im transfixed by silence's pfp
did you just notice?
crystal forum
yes
spare osprey
So second odd question, but can Sentinels use their feet to do damage?
as much as a normal person can i reckon, just stomp or run over things
crystal forum
you must have giggled for hours when you figured it out
spare osprey
i fully forgot about this guy
plush mason
wtf is that
median star
i dont recognize the body armour but it looks familiar
straight up just scion armor
spare osprey
wtf is that
well according to the file name
plush mason
straight up just scion armor
yup
spare osprey
crystal forum
this is strange lore but i like it
plush mason
doesnt caca mean shit?
spare osprey
current pfp btw
crystal forum
amazing
plush mason
that time i had to defend someone in court
ngl idk which confuses me more, the lizard licking or the darth vader helmet
spare osprey
ngl idk which confuses me more, the lizard licking or the darth vader helmet
so
darth vader helmet happened after i died
rose thorn
you know,since my knight house lives on a tropical mountain exclsuively..
spare osprey
and i think that was during the monkey rat war?
rose thorn
I could rip off peru
spare osprey
and i think that was during the monkey rat war?
this is the original
rose thorn
machu picchu
rose thorn
this is the original
lmao what
nocturne crest
I wonder if Luthor will get a character model for the dark angels.
spare osprey
then i got brought back
spare osprey
I wonder if Luthor will get a character model for the dark angels.
never in a million years
crystal forum
why
nocturne crest
never in a million years
spare osprey
you got crabbed
plush mason
that time i was a crab
so you evolved and then devolved
spare osprey
then there was one of those like
crystal forum
you got crabbed
what fucking server was this
spare osprey
super fast gifs
where you screen shot and get a random thing
i got secretly a spider
spare osprey
what fucking server was this
40k meme youtuber who turned out to be a pedo
yknow the normal stuff
crystal forum
well shit
spare osprey
yeah he barely talked there tho
arctic talon
Which way YouTuber
spare osprey
and when he did it was like your drunk abusive step dad came home
plush mason
40k meme youtuber who turned out to be a pedo
spare osprey
https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that...
an aussie too
i'm sure that helps
lolol
plush mason
um, majorkill?
spare osprey
i got secretly a spider
idk what this is about
crystal forum
cmon if majorkill had that drama it would be EVERYWHERE
arctic talon
Nah majorkill just used to be racist and probably isn’t anymore
plush mason
cmon if majorkill had that drama it would be EVERYWHERE
true
spare osprey
he is like the only 40k meme YT i know tbf
i mean like ACTUAL memes
the annoying alex jones "explaining warhammer" stuff
burnt maple
The fuck is going on here.
crystal forum
that's fucked up
spare osprey
very
crystal forum
that's not like a small youtuber too
spare osprey
yeah he nuked his channel when peeps found out on the server
spare osprey
it's certainly an interesting pattern
crystal forum
did the server get nuked too
arctic talon
why the fuck have so many twitch/YT big shots been found out as pedos?
being famous makes some people feel invincible
so they act out on their worse impulses
spare osprey
ye
spare osprey
he said he was leaving YT cause it "wasn't profitable"
crystal forum
there's no way his videos took much effort
plush mason
Jay, most of us had a convo about it a few weeks ago
crystal forum
so much so he started a smut patreon
inevitable decline of 40k content
crystal forum
Jay, most of us had a convo about it a few weeks ago
WELL I WASNT THERE
nobody invited me
arctic talon
What about it
spare osprey
oh the time i married the khan
when the whole root beer feud was going on and i said i liked A&W not Mug or Barqs
(didn't actually gaf)
crystal forum
What about it
it's eating butt
spare osprey
eatin butt
crystal forum
cant say it correctly without getting 1984'd
plush mason
when the whole root beer feud was going on and i said i liked A&W not Mug or Bar...
i respect your taste in root beer
spare osprey
current pfp btw
found another box
spare osprey
spare osprey
nahhhhh he's chill
spare osprey
Travis arc
crystal forum
who's travis
spare osprey
ide remember lol
crystal forum
how long ago was all this
spare osprey
crystal forum
man you really didn't like travis
spare osprey
pretty much
there was another place AFTER that one
that was basically a life raft
run by folks the dude kicked out
so like a british drunkard who pretended to be perty
tough haven
crystal forum
those never last
spare osprey
but he was a bit of a dick
spare osprey
those never last
YUP
he banned most of his mods
the only ppl i actually liked lol
and then the folks left were either chill or just nazis
so i ended up leaving
you got no idea how much it hurt when the welsh cocaine addict left the server
no hyperbole there
crystal forum
that's like siggy leaving
vagrant fox
I miss the scottish cop who would shoot squirrels for his computer chair
crystal forum
what
spare osprey
found another drawn one
vagrant fox
Discord is a microcosm of the many pains you'll suffer in life
spare osprey
found another drawn one
i think the autistic jewish kid who drew this died btw
last we heard he was in a trailer home
Silence of the Lambs, one of my better jokes
crystal forum
Silence of the Lambs, one of my better jokes
that's a sheep
spare osprey
with two lambs alr gimme a break
spare osprey
i got secretly a spider
aftermath of that
there was that time i was challenged to a duel and had to travel
the duel
aftermath ( i lost)
dapper gyro
For fk sake, becareful, I don't want to get this chat timed out like the zealot chat.
arctic talon
What could the loyalists have done to not get murdered
dapper gyro
That was the zealot chat attitude.
spare osprey
bombs
arctic talon
Aside from not being there
arctic talon
The map is 2D, when the war is 3D.
Okay point being how could they have survived a total encirclement better
In a big basin
spare osprey
what traitor legion isn't there?
late osprey
What could the loyalists have done to not get murdered
how did the raven guard let this happen?
spare osprey
oh thousand sons
arctic talon
how did the raven guard let this happen?
All their reinforcments were assumed loyalists
They uh weren’t lol
late osprey
oh
spare osprey
yeah
arctic talon
NL, WE, AL, IW all were thought to be loyalists
spare osprey
kinda a fun situation
vagrant fox
Just teleport away 4head
dapper gyro
It is kind of funny that such big forces of the imperium are all in a small spot.
spare osprey
i gotta get art of my traitors slaughtering loyalists during the massacre, that's a really cool idea actually
dapper gyro
You know, if they do a suicide attack from above, despite killing the loyal forces, they could also wipe out all of the most important traitors.
late osprey
why do chaos marines say "false emperor" specifically? are they implying there's a true emperor out there?
dapper gyro
Especially that the rest of the loyal forces are elsewhere.
late osprey
that the emperor isnt actually an emperor? are they debating semantics?
arctic talon
why do chaos marines say "false emperor" specifically? are they implying there's...
Yeah it’s Horus/abbadon
The people who say they see them as the true emperor
late osprey
Yeah it’s Horus/abbadon
abbadon styles himself the Emperor of Mankind?
dapper gyro
Anyhow, as in any war and battle, sometimes, you are just out of luck.
You do everything right, but you are still fucked.
spare osprey
You know, if they do a suicide attack from above, despite killing the loyal forc...
Gotta worry about the traitor blockade too
dapper gyro
As they say: Too bad, so sad.
spare osprey
You’ve welcomed 4 traitor fleets in your lines willingly
I’m honestly amazed any of them made it out
crystal forum
What could the loyalists have done to not get murdered
not enough iron hands
spare osprey
I’m always curious about if it had been other legions at the massacre
dapper gyro
The ultramarines would wipe all of the traitor out!
spare osprey
Like put the imperium secundus lads in that situation
UM, DA and BA
That’d go hard
late osprey
not enough iron hands
well two is normally all a person needs
crystal forum
well two is normally all a person needs
i need at least three touching me at all times
dapper gyro
I’m honestly amazed any of them made it out
The traitors were not at full strength, many of them got purged or deserted their legions.
spare osprey
Mhm
Isstvan 3 definitely helped
As did miscommunication between the traitors (iron warriors attacking their allies)
spare osprey
UM, DA and BA
Idk about the UM but I feel like the dark angels would unleashed literally everything they have at that point
Every man of iron
Every forbidden weapon
EVERYTHING
And the blood angels might go insane for a bit
dapper gyro
The UM is just better than everyone!
crystal forum
Idk about the UM but I feel like the dark angels would unleashed literally every...
dark angels had a ridiculous amount of gear ye
that alone would have changed the battle by a huge margin
tough haven
crystal forum
hmm need a lizard that can survive desert and ocean
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudskipper
not a lizard but these things are cute af
crystal forum
rose thorn
the mud skipper shall be my house symvol
arctic talon
abbadon styles himself the Emperor of Mankind?
Yep
He wants to rule over humanity
He wants all astartes to rather
He’s a space marine supremacist
Which bile thinks is fucking stupid
crystal forum
like father like son
vagrant fox
The parasites will reign supreme
arctic talon
Abby forgot space mariens cant reproduce
Yes unironically lol
Bile makes that point
That marines are a dead end
And not superior to humans since they can’t reproduce
Which is biles entire new men project lmao
What if human but better
rose thorn
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA elite wolf your idea made my entire knight house lmao
its so much better
dapper gyro
Fabius thinks that SM are flawed. Though, he is as insane as Abby.
rose thorn
wheres that meme of all the chaos marines looking at each other and thinking shit
"look at them, so warped by chaos they cant even see how much they have become of monsters"
arctic talon
Fabius thinks that SM are flawed. Though, he is as insane as Abby.
Tbh at least Bile’s New Men project is working
Even if the results are monstrous
arctic talon
it's a bit annoying how competent he is for 1 guy
Tbh he’s allowed to because his plans ultimately won’t amount to anything
He’s obsessed with his new men
All that matters is them
rose thorn
bile gets too many W's
also blame reddit for not reading his books
actually blame reddit for not understanding his books*
late osprey
Yep
thats kinda cool
i guess its not emphasized as much in media because itd get confusing
but still
tough haven
All that matters is them
I cant wait to see his next book
dapper gyro
Magnus is left out, like usual.
rose thorn
magnus knows hes an abomination after i think gulliman bitch slapped him into accepitng his fate
spare osprey
fabius gets a + in my book for having a fallen student
plush mason
this is a question i have had for a while, what would have happened if the emperor had made the imperial truth agnostic rather than atheist? instead of denying the existence of god like powers the truth instead enforced the idea that such powers are at best irrelevant to humanity and at worst something to be crushed on our path to dominion?
spare osprey
this is a question i have had for a while, what would have happened if the emper...
maybe a less bad falling out with lorgar?
i feel like a lot of other stuff would stay the same
plush mason
maybe a less bad falling out with lorgar?
or a worse one, saying the gods dont matter is worse than saying they dont exist to some
dapper gyro
And saying that god brings good and also evil really doesn't help.
sour hornet
It's rough playing a game against someone who's models are older than I am
playing against fossils bro, talking about how 3rd edition was peak and 8th ruined the game
vagrant fox
Based and true
plush mason
this image is me
vagrant fox
nocturne crest
Do you think the word bearers would have their own conclave is one of the biggest leaders were to die?
rose thorn
theres loads of word bearer split off religions
some thinking to exclude certain gods, others following abbadon, some with major or minor religious idfference
i think theres one trying to kill the emperor to revive him as a chaos god
but i have no proof
nocturne crest
i think theres one trying to kill the emperor to revive him as a chaos god
Wasn't that a warband led by a fallen?
late osprey
OH SHIT WHERE DO ARMINGERS COME IN ON MY KNIGHT HOSUE
whats the house lore
rose thorn
i got it
the trial to get a kngiht is to go to each mountain/island to get a species to offer to be grown/raised
if its already being cultivated, you get an arminger
if it hasnt, a questor
if it saves the house during a Cerastus
and the High lord and close family get the Dominus
there is a single Acastus hidden in the moutnain they live on only revealed int he most dire of cricumstances
rose thorn
lmao
BOOM
LORE DONE
ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
ECOSYSTEM GIMMICSK ARE SO GOOD
people go on an almost impossible quest to find new seeds or animals to bring home and have grown or raised in farms
thsoe who succseed, instead of famring for the rest of their life, go answer teh imperiums call to war
and explore the galaxy
sometimes bringing back eggs and seeds to offer the high lord to have grown
i will come up with the 'why an ocean keeps appering and disappear' will come up naturally when i fight xenos and chaos adn shit
who can make an ocean disappear?
necrons, chaos,
eldar?
dapper gyro
Human
The earth ocean was not depleted because of human activity, it was stolen.
Well, technically still human activity, but not the same type. You know what I mean.
rose thorn
so like, malfucntioning dark age of humanity tech would work
dapper gyro
vagrant fox
Wildass geological events possibly caused by malfunctioning daot terraforming tech
dapper gyro
Correction, steal "last ocean".
rose thorn
i just put 'could be tech, could be xenos, could be chaos, or maybe its natrual who knowssss
dapper gyro
They never talk about how nor where the water went, you just have to know that they did it.
rose thorn
“Even though one hundred waves and one hundred droughts, even though the fangs of the largest beasts and the venoms of the widest jungles, even though the hottest deserts and the coldest oceans, I wish to walk the path our first Lord walked and bring new life to our land. For House Cesri all I ask to take this quest is a single blade and your blessing.”
–Oath of The Trial of the Cotyledon
welp time to nap
dapper gyro
Zzz
rose thorn
I think for colorscheme maybe pink and orange and some green?
Since you already layer pink under orange
rose thorn
i just put 'could be tech, could be xenos, could be chaos, or maybe its natrual ...
Obviously I said the Ordo malleus said the planet would just be better destroyed, and the admech are surveyying the planet trying to find DaoT terraformer
Offering repairing knights and giving them farming shit
opaque coyote
so like, malfucntioning dark age of humanity tech would work
Y'know despite it being meme lore and a misconception
I like the idea of shit like Terminator armor being an old hazmat suit essentially (it isn't)
And to be honest I love the idea in general of like
opaque coyote
Imperial Tech actually basically being the equivalent of using DAoT work tools as weapons
queen laurel
I mean it’s based on it
it was based on mining suits or somehing right?
arctic talon
It was based on reactor maintenance suits
queen laurel
It was based on reactor maintenance suits
i see
arctic talon
opaque coyote
Mainly because it can be summarized as
"Hey we got this old shovel."
"Great! Let's use it to beat this guy to death."
opaque coyote
True
opaque coyote
Also always thought that Lasguns seem to be a bit too underpowered for DAoT level humanity. Since the few glimpses we have are basically on another fucking level.
Always thought that they were basically like civilian rifles
Equivalent to giving colonists easily reproducable and cheap firepower
But it became the norm due to supply chains being cut off
Can't use the fancy grav gun anymore. Gotta use the piece of shit flashlight now
dapper gyro
Centurion was the mining suit one.
The normies are also nerfed so they are easier to control, which is one of the big E intention as well.
The last thing that big E wants is to have a rebellion against him with weapons that turn his SM into dust.
dusky scroll
How relevant is the air force of Imperium?
Does it come up in the stories? How important are they in battlefield?
Asking because I never heard them (Aeronautica Imperialis) mentioned in any YT video.
queen laurel
How relevant is the air force of Imperium?
Does it come up in the stories? How ...
Very important
they dictate many battles
from bombing, Ground support
taking care of enemy fliers
just like irl
opaque coyote
How relevant is the air force of Imperium?
Does it come up in the stories? How ...
Air Force is basically just
Launching from orbit tbh
The ships and all that
Although there does exist jets and helicopters also
So
arctic talon
Aeronautica was very important at the fall of Cadia
opaque coyote
Again, the only way Abaddon won was by basically hurtling a fucking gigantic (defunct) spaceship into the planet
Oh yeah also
"Hey how should we make this a combiweapo-"
"Bullpup it"
crystal forum
How relevant is the air force of Imperium?
Does it come up in the stories? How ...
it is an integral part of the guard and space marines
opaque coyote
The first edition Bolter looks stupid as shit though
Wonder if it still exists in lore
opaque coyote
I mean I think it could work as like a
"Bolter made at home" type thing
Bootleg Bolter
Although it would basically be a glorified high caliber stubber
Ngl I kinda like how ugly it looks for some reason
...
Better make the magazine a top loader
Just fully embrace it
Make it something that CSMs use because they run out of healthy supplies or something
It would be funny
sour hornet
OH SHIT WHERE DO ARMINGERS COME IN ON MY KNIGHT HOSUE
Armigers are basically like squiring in my Knight house.
Learning how to operate the revered machines around lesser folk, how to take (and give) orders from and to your peers.
It's also great because it's a machine you become competent in or die.
So the unworthy chaff of the house shakes it self off through death.
opaque coyote
Also apparently 1st edition Marines could use Shuriken cannons
arctic talon
The first edition Bolter looks stupid as shit though
it doesn't it got a redone
*redo
Umbra pattern bolter is the redesigned version of the RT era bolter
Phobos is close as well lol
opaque coyote
Umbra pattern bolter is the redesigned version of the RT era bolter
huh
actually looks kinda slick ngl
dapper gyro
Oh yeah also
That combi bolter... might as well having the mag in the pocket since it uses magic to load rounds into the chamber anyway.
arctic talon
Destiny lookin ass gun tbh
sacred ginkgo
To be fair that one gun that feeds a magazine through a thumbhole stock uses liquid ammo or something dumb
arctic talon
its an energy weapon yeah
dapper gyro
For the plasma, yes? But the plasma has its own magazine... The bolter part is still bolter.
sacred ginkgo
It also has to push the round up halfway through the gun
The mag and barrel aren’t at the same height
dusky scroll
Air Force is basically just
Launching from orbit tbh
Wait... they dock at the orbit? Not runways? So, they have space faring capabilities?
sacred ginkgo
Don’t ask
The Valkyrie is space capable despite using jet engines
Same with the Arvus Lighter
arctic talon
For the plasma, yes? But the plasma has its own magazine... The bolter part is s...
No for the destiny weapon
dapper gyro
Oh, Destiny weapon... much like Warframe, I don't question how.
arctic talon
tbh there's a gun that literally teleports bullets you miss back into the chamber lol
shadow plover
Do NOT try to make sense of scifi guns, worst mistake of your life
as long as it doesn't look like a m4 with gribblies attached to it I'm good
dapper gyro
You can't stop me.
Especially when a scifi try to be semi hard science on weapons like 40K imperium projectile weapons.
arctic talon
Go go khovostov
languid meadow
dapper gyro
Every time someone says anything about no scifi ar15 or ak... Well, they get one of those swings to the face.
opaque coyote
Trepang2 is funny to me
Because
Most of their weapon roster are actual irl weapons
And then you get the "Minigun"
Also you can attach a silencer to it
arctic talon
Every time someone says anything about no scifi ar15 or ak... Well, they get one...
tbh the way the thing works is utterly derranged
the thing is fueled by the light
and can generate bullets out of nothing
and also the bullets magically richocet to targets heads
opaque coyote
Also you can attach a silencer to it
Why would you put a silencer on what's essentially a MK46 with a minigun barrel attached to it?
Idk
arctic talon
the original khovostov was just some awful gun
opaque coyote
But it's an option
arctic talon
you found in the Cosmodrome on a corpse lol
but the Guardian(player) has nostalgia
for the crappy gun that saved your life
the original khvostov
arctic talon
Literally a random rusty ar-15
"An ancient weapon, battered and worn - but still fires true. "
arctic talon
Literally a random rusty ar-15
me when the gun that violates time has a silencer on it
dapper gyro
Hmm, looks oddly familiar. I wonder from where...
queen laurel
me when the gun that violates time has a silencer on it
classic
late osprey
Go go khovostov
wtf where do you get this one
raven stone
me when the gun that violates time has a silencer on it
I mean, when time breaks it tends to make a lot of noise from reality bending and breaking I suppose…
arctic talon
I mean, when time breaks it tends to make a lot of noise from reality bending an...
I mean…. the bullets that miss getting removed from the timeline so they can hit the same enemy in another timeline but it’s actually the same timeline you’re currently in…. Is pretty quiet
All things considered
queen laurel
I mean…. the bullets that miss getting removed from the timeline so they can hit...
least fucked weaponry the realist tries to make sense
arctic talon
least fucked weaponry the realist tries to make sense
It also rewinds its magazine through time
Whenever you uh hit something in the head or afflicted with stasis lol
So it’s a semi bottomless mag
arctic talon
Blackhole gun is still more fucked up lol
Nah
No time to explain is one of a kind
Well
I suppose there’s at least 4 of them
But only 1 functions like this
Graviton Lance is the funniest gun, because it shoots mini black holes and the first time it was used was in the crucible
So people watched a guardian spaghettifi someone live on TV in their recreational blood sport lol
queen laurel
So people watched a guardian spaghettifi someone live on TV in their recreationa...
and i assume the victim is dead
plush mason
So people watched a guardian spaghettifi someone live on TV in their recreationa...
i did not know the crucible was televised
i always thought it was just a way for guardians to compete and or let off some steam
arctic talon
and i assume the victim is dead
Well they did die, but they got better
arctic talon
i did not know the crucible was televised
Normal Crucible stuff is televised yeah. Same with the Iron Banner. Stuff like Trials of the Nine or Trials of Osiris isn’t though
For the last city it’s pretty much a 4fun blood sport to watch
No one is truly at risk
Also what’s funny is that a lot of guardians who near exclusively compete in the crucible have heavily modified armor
To better optimize for the crucible, with more armor, modified HUDs and sensor arrays for tracking ammo drops, Ect. Lol
sour hornet
i did not know the crucible was televised
It's not only televised and watched as a sport, but it literally is branded.
plush mason
Normal Crucible stuff is televised yeah. Same with the Iron Banner. Stuff like T...
so does that mean whats his name in charge of it is literally a celebrity?
sour hornet
Back in the City days, various forges would basically solicit you to use their shit in the crucible.
Like they would go, hey Nameless, how about you use this Tex Mechanica handcannon next bout, hmm?
plush mason
Back in the City days, various forges would basically solicit you to use their s...
literal gladiators
sour hornet
"It would look reallllyyy cool. And we'll throw in two extras for free!"
plush mason
Like they would go, hey Nameless, how about you use this Tex Mechanica handcanno...
how did you know i stanned the handcannon back when i played destiny?
sour hornet
I assumed you had taste
Also I'm a filthy hunter gunslinger and it's my bread and butter
plush mason
golden gun and handcannon, nothing else a hunter needs
sour hornet
plush mason
i missed defiance
arctic talon
so does that mean whats his name in charge of it is literally a celebrity?
Shaxx is famous yeah. He’s also famous among older guardians since he’s Warlord Shaxx lol, that’s what the Lord stands for
Anyways more chaos eldar lore when
rocky gale
I could totaly see Khorne corrupting a bunch of Eldar just to piss off Slaanesh
queen laurel
I could totaly see Khorne corrupting a bunch of Eldar just to piss off Slaanesh
oh yeah especially if those guys love khaine
but he probably doesn't want to put in the effort because he doesn't do smart things like that
plush mason
all the destiny talk has made me download destiny 2
median star
so is their a lore reason why aeldari helmets are so tall
plush mason
no idea
arctic talon
so is their a lore reason why aeldari helmets are so tall
No
It’s just an aesthetic thing
shadow plover
all that forehead to not forget 🙏
storm jungle
so is their a lore reason why aeldari helmets are so tall
Greek inspired helmets
thats it
plush mason
Greek inspired helmets
so it is just a reference to the high elf helmets in WHF
arctic talon
I’ve seen enough
storm jungle
so it is just a reference to the high elf helmets in WHF
Yeah who are also based on greek helmets
arctic talon
Give eldar aspect warriors samurai helmets
storm jungle
arctic talon
plush mason
yup
storm jungle
so its like a cycle effect
arctic talon
Tbh basing the high elf helmets on Greek ones makes sense
median star
always thought they looked oddly similar to bloodletter
arctic talon
With the whole trade thing going on
storm jungle
always thought they looked oddly similar to bloodletter
theres not really any connection aside from "long"
so
arctic talon
I mean god of blood and murder
storm jungle
no
storm jungle
arctic talon
You didn’t even let me finish my damn joke smh
storm jungle
I knew what was coming
plush mason
With the whole trade thing going on
plus the fact their main military is literally a militia that fight in phalanx formation
storm jungle
💀
summer mural
hes based on set?
arctic talon
Imo
summer mural
based on hades?
storm jungle
set on deez nuts
arctic talon
Since his favored metal is Iron
summer mural
based on vilitch?
plush mason
I wonder who he is based on
his name is not subtle at all
summer mural
would khaine like cower in his underwear if he went one on one with khorne
median star
did the emperor ever have a especial disdain for a specific species of xenos
storm jungle
did the emperor ever have a especial disdain for a specific species of xenos
no
he hated all of them
hes literally just hitler so that helps
coarse pumice
Bloodletters were somewhat more xenomorph before so their long heads came from that
summer mural
isnt the emperor kind and benevolent
and warm and nice
gives everyone cookies
great father
storm jungle
Guh
summer mural
Ive been listening to the pathfinder kingmaker rules for three days now, still got no clue what to do in char creation
arctic talon
In death redemption
storm jungle
no
summer mural
space gunslingers
storm jungle
plush mason
the best i can do is the GSC
summer mural
best and gsc in the same sentence
arctic talon
space gunslingers
Admech or gsc pick one
plush mason
the kelermorph is literally a cowboy freedom fighter
plush mason
Also glocktopus
the what
summer mural
the what
storm jungle
GW made a joke on the Hexmark, GSC Duellist and the admech cowboy guy having a western standoff a few years ago
so thats on point
arctic talon
summer mural
oh ik that
queen laurel
the kelermorph is literally a cowboy freedom fighter
hexmark better
summer mural
i didnt know admech had a cowboy
median star
so with the khan last seen in the webway realistically what could he be doing in there
storm jungle
they got revolver guys
arctic talon
Serbrys units
summer mural
darkmech cowboy would be nice
storm jungle
so with the khan last seen in the webway realistically what could he be doing in...
getting tortured by dark eldar
arctic talon
Also yeah admech has revolvers out the ass lol
Archeotech weapons
Phosphor pistols
summer mural
so with the khan last seen in the webway realistically what could he be doing in...
my money is the dark eldar have totured and brainwashed him to the point hes basically on their side now
arctic talon
Phosphor blast pistols
median star
getting tortured by dark eldar
i feel like it surely wouldve been gloated about at this point
storm jungle
i feel like it surely wouldve been gloated about at this point
I mean it cant because we cant know about primarchs prior to them returning
studio decisions and all that
arctic talon
so with the khan last seen in the webway realistically what could he be doing in...
Clown zone, getting tortured by drukhari, being in that one part of comorroagh with a bunch of mercenaries, lost in the webway
summer mural
it could be secret, dark eldar arent known for their loyalty to each other
queen laurel
Phosphor pistols
what are phosphor again
plush mason
getting tortured by dark eldar
he is in a giant pain engine and i wont accept any other outcome
arctic talon
what are phosphor again
Like white phosphorus but sticky like napalm
queen laurel
Like white phosphorus but sticky like napalm
ah the best combination
arctic talon
Ironically has the opposite issue from phosphex
Admech can’t make phosphex but can make the guns
Admech can make phosphor but can’t make the guns
plush mason
Like white phosphorus but sticky like napalm
white phosphorus is already sticky btw
arctic talon
Truly an admech moment
arctic talon
white phosphorus is already sticky btw
Yeah but this is even stickier
It’s described as glue like
plush mason
which is what it is
plush mason
only way to remove it is to cut off whatever it is on
storm jungle
only way to remove it is to cut off whatever it is on
remove all skin
arctic talon
Space marines also hate it
arctic talon
Your flesh is weak
storm jungle
permanently stay submerged in water
arctic talon
Different thingy similar name
arctic talon
They’re both fuckin lances
storm jungle
queen laurel
aight fellas
queen laurel
time for the scheduled dilara beatdown
storm jungle
time for the scheduled dilara beatdown
summer mural
skitameme
median star
do chaos astartes ever try and fuck w comorragh
arctic talon
Are just good at killing marines
arctic talon
do chaos astartes ever try and fuck w comorragh
No, because they can’t find it
summer mural
do chaos astartes try..no
arctic talon
Well I’m sure some try
storm jungle
Attacking commorragh unless you are demons is like
arctic talon
There is a single safe port
storm jungle
sticking your hand in a wasp nest
summer mural
the 14th dark crusade will be entirely about taking one district of commoragh
arctic talon
Vect cuts off the thing and sends it to the warp
arctic talon
Killing everyone
storm jungle
yeah that too
queen laurel
<a:bonk:797182358448767056>
summer mural
ah yes, optimus prime, the great pacifist of our time
arctic talon
chicken jockey
storm jungle
guh
plush mason
because vect tossed a black hole
Vect does a little trolling
arctic talon
The temptation to say chicken jockey
Every time I place a ironstrider on board
Is growing
storm jungle
the worst part is it then makes me think of the lava chicken scene
which makes me hungry
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
holy shit that food on that scene looks delicious
arctic talon
The chicken in that scene looks really good yeah
plush mason
Every time I place a ironstrider on board
do mental damage to your opponent
queen laurel
chicken jockey
storm jungle
the best part is its not even wrong
plush mason
the gretchen squig jockey
queen laurel
Squiggen Jockey
median star
think certain dark eldar prefer hunting specific types of abhuman to baseline
summer mural
I want a full scale model of the imperial palace on terra
arctic talon
Yes
Especially if they’re like
Extra tortureable
Navigators are fun
You can mess with their third eye lol
storm jungle
think certain dark eldar prefer hunting specific types of abhuman to baseline
They literally can do whatever you want them to do. Kabal gimmicks depend on whos homebrewing them
median star
withholding food from the ogryn
arctic talon
Kabal that exclusively goes for voidborn because they like the color of their skin for leather
queen laurel
withholding food from the ogryn
they would probably be used as arena slaves or experiment meat
these guys are tough
plush mason
i doubt ogryn are that fun for the drukhari, high pain tolerance and too dumb to know fear a lot of times
arctic talon
Just arena fodder tbh
plush mason
yeah
queen laurel
yeah they would probably be as like arena fodder
queen laurel
Or good for grafting bits
you're just repeating what I said you mechanical tree rooted Peachtree
plush mason
mechanical tree rooted peachtree
median star
is it possible to bring tyranids to the arenas
arctic talon
Yes
queen laurel
is it possible to bring tyranids to the arenas
yes
arctic talon
The drukhari stole a whole moon
storm jungle
is it possible to bring tyranids to the arenas
yes
arctic talon
Mid nid invasion
queen laurel
They even graphed themthey even graft the pieces
queen laurel
as it's
plush mason
they steal stars for luls and to light the city
queen laurel
fashionable
arctic talon
Also yeah it was a fashion trend for a bit
Lol
Ignore the fact the haemonculi essentially made a drukhari gsc cult on purpose
Because they were bored
plush mason
ngl a bored haemonulus is a terrifying idea
median star
do the aeldari or dark have the ability to know what the actual deal is w the tyranids or is it just big evil bugs need to die dont care where they came from
arctic talon
They don’t know
arctic talon
Well
queen laurel
yeah only the silent king is probably the most knowledgeable about them
median star
arent their the whole farseerer mfs were they not keen on forseeing all that
storm jungle
I mean
would you dive into the hivemind
and get brainfucked
even when they do they just see endless hunger/want to devour the galaxy
queen laurel
arent their the whole farseerer mfs were they not keen on forseeing all that
here's the thing with 40K precognition in this setting is absolutely crap
storm jungle
arent their the whole farseerer mfs were they not keen on forseeing all that
Also nobody but us the audience know why the tyranids came to the milky way.
arctic talon
the hivemind wont just go "hey heres why we are here"
“hungry”
imagine speak with dead on the nid hivemind
All the answers are just
plush mason
here's the thing with 40K precognition in this setting is absolutely crap
i like they opt for the "see so much you cant know what will actuallt happen" route a lot of the time
queen laurel
Also nobody but us the audience know why the tyranids came to the milky way.
yeah when people ask the specific types of questions you need to literally step on the peoples shoes
inside the universe to understand
storm jungle
Yeah remember
it literally talks a reactor-servitor
into blowing itself up
lmao
arctic talon
As for how smart, smart enough for some level of communication
queen laurel
it literally talks a reactor-servitor
hey better faith than getting so much radiation they begin looking like you
arctic talon
It literally brainfucks the Blood Angel librarians with essentially the message of
“I HATE YOU ALL”
storm jungle
yeah but thats like really low bar
arctic talon
lol
storm jungle
Leviathan book reveals a lot more insidious shit
arctic talon
This is true
storm jungle
the fact that it can "convince" some people to do stuff is way more OP
Remember how like uh
storm jungle
it "plants" dreams and memories into one of the priests in the book?
arctic talon
That one was funny
plush mason
“I HATE YOU ALL”
but then has 0 care for the chaplain behind the thirst water mote
queen laurel
the fact that it can "convince" some people to do stuff is way more OP
the whole ognar whatever event that was where the people chose to vote
storm jungle
an entire massive vehicle formation into the horde
and they all get slaughtered
lmao
arctic talon
and they all get slaughtered
Lol
queen laurel
while playing space dimensional checkers
median star
think the emperors been talking shit since they showed
rocky gale
into blowing itself up
Can't believe they stole the Logic plague from Halo
storm jungle
ikr
storm jungle
actually lemme get the excerpt
storm jungle
Uhh in Leviathan or Halo?
storm jungle
Yeah thats convincing
plush mason
"there is no such thing as an original idea"
arctic talon
Lol
median star
so do they have big e on a drip feed or something while hes been on the golden throne or is he going to come back super dehydrated and hungry
plush mason
me looking at my steam achieves on D2, at what point did i ever play a titan and how high was i?
storm jungle
Convincing the servitor
plush mason
so do they have big e on a drip feed or something while hes been on the golden t...
they feed him souls
at least 1k a day
rocky gale
Logic plague was also convincing just on such a scale that acts like a virus, it basically engineers itself to create the perfect set of arguments neccesary to corrupt/convince the AI it was currently infecting.
median star
they feed him souls
how many calories a soul
plush mason
how many calories a soul
bro is a skeleton so not much i assume
raven stone
Hello lore chat
I return from an Easter insanity of XCom2 War Of The Chosen.
plush mason
why do that to yourself?
raven stone
My respect for deathless runs has grown immensely, given the sheer amount of trolling the AI subjected me to lol.
raven stone
why do that to yourself?
Overconfidence 😅
plush mason
the XCOM ai exists to punish us and torment us
rocky gale
All the Destiny talk has also made me want to play it again
But it's on my Xbox and I've not turned that on in 3 years, so it's going to update for like 5 days
raven stone
the XCOM ai exists to punish us and torment us
I am convinced the XCom RNG AI can be an example of what Scrapcode infected machines are like in 40k...
shadow plover
Didn't XCOM have an accurate rng generator but with how people complained bout it they made it less accurate with more weight on the success than it ought to have with high percentage rolls