real
#40k-lore-chat
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rose thorn
dont we already have those?
arctic talon
If valrak leaker is wrong
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i forget who i gave melta to
arctic talon
But this is apparently a really big one
rose thorn
crystal forum
If valrak leaker is wrong
i'd do a fake leak just to mess with desperate drukhari fans
arctic talon
Like
lament shoal
https://preview.redd.it/i-have-discovered-a-mind-boggling-and-world-changing-v0-...
Why's he so skinny
arctic talon
Shield generator sorry
arctic talon
Why's he so skinny
Cerastus
rose thorn
ah
arctic talon
They go zoom
median star
i might have asked before but is their a human type of dreadnaught or big life support power suit
rose thorn
Why's he so skinny
also its an ion shield
arctic talon
Then this is the first time he’s wrong
arctic talon
i might have asked before but is their a human type of dreadnaught or big life s...
They’re normal people
99% of the time
lament shoal
Cerastus
Not enough ceramite supplements, bro ain't on that adeptus mechanicus bulk routine
crystal forum
i might have asked before but is their a human type of dreadnaught or big life s...
that's basically a high level admech
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i might have asked before but is their a human type of dreadnaught or big life s...
there were some things like that talked about during the unification wars but beyond that i can't think of anything dread sized
median star
there were some things like that talked about during the unification wars but be...
i meaning more so in the life support big robot not rlly size based
spare osprey
no no ik
arctic talon
I mean….. some tech priests at that point can count lol
crystal forum
admech eventually become giant tanks that are barely keeping the organics alive
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i just mean only thing i can think of is then, since the astartes one's are based off those
median star
so it does kind of exist but basically limited to admech
spare osprey
mhm
lament shoal
i'd do a fake leak just to mess with desperate drukhari fans
I saw a person on the RT reddit fucking post "please let the new companion be a femboy twink please" lmao
crystal forum
I saw a person on the RT reddit fucking post "please let the new companion be a ...
PREACH
arctic talon
I saw a person on the RT reddit fucking post "please let the new companion be a ...
💀
spare osprey
I saw a person on the RT reddit fucking post "please let the new companion be a ...
type shit
arctic talon
I mean I won’t say no
crystal forum
wolf you nasty
median star
male kibellah when
spare osprey
femboy arbites is crazy work
lament shoal
I mean I'm bi but lets be honest, a twink is NOT surviving in 40k 💀
arctic talon
I mean I'm bi but lets be honest, a twink is NOT surviving in 40k 💀
Yeah they are
Just in an awful way like most people survive
median star
I mean I'm bi but lets be honest, a twink is NOT surviving in 40k 💀
youd be surprised
arctic talon
Also
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twink imperial governor
lament shoal
Just in an awful way like most people survive
arctic talon
Relevant
crystal forum
guys forget that eldar exist
crystal forum
and they're doing fine
lament shoal
guys forget that eldar exist
They don't count
crystal forum
they do for my penis
arctic talon
This is relevant
spare osprey
they do for my penis
beautiful
queen laurel
Yeah someone would probably have taste for soft weak men
And orders them by the hundreds and
Have sex with them
I am not sugar coating this
lament shoal
they do for my penis
arctic talon
Imperial noble moment
crystal forum
yes catch it in 4k so i can have better pics of it
arctic talon
spare osprey
This is relevant
rich guy is doin a poodle for the emperors great plan
sure thing imperial creed
queen laurel
rich guy is doin a poodle for the emperors great plan
watching my master order 500 female crocodiles
sacred ginkgo
https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-caught-in4k-caught-in8k-8k-gif-20014426
They are named Jay Homosexual what did you expect
queen laurel
He's into that i guess i'm not paid question him
crystal forum
dont forget the furry part
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watching my master order 500 female crocodiles
queen laurel
Oh silence i can say something way worse than that
But that would get me banned so i stop
crystal forum
servant, bring me my horse blood
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smart plan
crystal forum
i require lubrication
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Brokeback Tartarus
crystal forum
is that a gay joke
sacred ginkgo
I love junpei
queen laurel
Wait wrong image
Rare times elite wolf has two wrong images in a row
arctic talon
is that a gay joke
Yes he’s making a gay joke
crystal forum
pog
arctic talon
Since it’ll just be you the protagonist and him
crystal forum
like the gay movie
lament shoal
This is relevant
I found this today after cleaning out the palace backroom on Janus and was like "of course slaanesh worshipers would have this" lol
sacred ginkgo
Since it’ll just be you the protagonist and him
And fuuka but whose counting
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like the gay movie
arctic talon
And fuuka but whose counting
She doesn’t go up into the tower with y’all
She gets to “relax” at the base of it lol
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i want more fat slaaneshi's
crystal forum
i want more fat slaaneshi's
so that's your type
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really do
arctic talon
That model goes hard
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i really want like
arctic talon
Hey at least her theurgy isn’t Russian roulette anymore
That was funny tbf
crystal forum
nurgle has claimed all the adipose tissue for too long
arctic talon
Fuuka randomly obliterating my entire HP and SP bars
spare osprey
i really want like
lord of contagion type mini for EC
give me a dude whose gut is so huge he has to hang it to his shoulderpads to be able to walk
sacred ginkgo
Fuuka randomly obliterating my entire HP and SP bars
Justifying her inadequacy
lament shoal
i want more fat slaaneshi's
Slaanesh is beaming daemonette inflation porn directly into your brain
crystal forum
lord of contagion type mini for EC
hey dude you got a leak
rocky gale
i want more fat slaaneshi's
Thricefold Discord supremacy
crystal forum
Thricefold Discord supremacy
zooweee mama
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give me a dude whose gut is so huge he has to hang it to his shoulderpads to be ...
also three tongues
that's a very random want of mine
i want a slaanesh dude with one mouth and three tongues
arctic talon
Justifying her inadequacy
Fuuka watching SEES die horribly after she fucks up 💀
sacred ginkgo
Why does chat get freaky as soon as Dilara leaves
arctic talon
It’s freaky when she’s here as well
crystal forum
check out those thighs
sacred ginkgo
Every fucking time
crystal forum
she's literally freakier than me
arctic talon
It’s us
spare osprey
she's literally freakier than me
just noticed the tongue in the claw too
crazy work
queen laurel
i want more fat slaaneshi's
Bro wants that Glutos Orscollion grindset
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Bro wants that Glutos Orscollion grindset
i literally love the model so much
lament shoal
i want a slaanesh dude with one mouth and three tongues
It sounds like you're describing what you want to an artist you're commissioning lol
crystal forum
Nope, they can do math and store relevant information
i know what 6 inches looks like at least
lament shoal
queen laurel
It sounds like you're describing what you want to an artist you're commissioning...
Impossible he commissions only fallen and dark angels
lament shoal
arctic talon
Nope, they can do math and store relevant information
Fuck
crystal forum
Impossible he commissions only fallen and dark angels
we only see what he shows us
spare osprey
"yeah make em like super super fat with three tongues and have a little brown cloud in the back, the audience will know what it means"
arctic talon
Real dialogue from a real 40k game
queen laurel
we only see what he shows us
That is true
arctic talon
Morbus
crystal forum
look at him he's a scaly freak
queen laurel
Real dialogue from a real 40k game
Morbus hell yeah
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MORB
spare osprey
Impossible he commissions only fallen and dark angels
and UNTRUE
lament shoal
Real dialogue from a real 40k game
Read that as morbius at first
crystal forum
he's morbing
plush mason
Nope, they can do math and store relevant information
wow, they can do math, thats impressive
spare osprey
i got Night lords
crystal forum
and UNTRUE
yes you also commission furry inflation
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and uhhhh
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world eater and iron warrior too
lament shoal
You guys think furries continue to exist in 40k?
spare osprey
100%
queen laurel
You guys think furries continue to exist in 40k?
Yes beastmen are a thing
plush mason
somewhere there is a tech priest with robotic cat ears
spare osprey
yes you also commission furry inflation
lament shoal
Yes beastmen are a thing
Nah like I mean basically the equivalent to furries in our time
crystal forum
is this what british people consider sexy
sacred ginkgo
Nah like I mean basically the equivalent to furries in our time
Who do you think is keeping the imperium’s IT structure intact after 40,000 years
queen laurel
Nah like I mean basically the equivalent to furries in our time
Yes, beastmen, fellgor ravagers are just your average group of furries
crystal forum
i thought austin powers was a parody
arctic talon
somewhere there is a tech priest with robotic cat ears
We already have a skitarii marshal with a 1 to 1 replication of her human body but in metal
lament shoal
Who do you think is keeping the imperium’s IT structure intact after 40,000 year...
Guilliman's a furry confirmed???
arctic talon
Cat ears seems like something an alpha could get if they ask the magos and they’re bored enough lol
plush mason
Nah like I mean basically the equivalent to furries in our time
if xenophiles can exist in a culture that teaches nothing but hate for the xeno then yes
spare osprey
world eater and iron warrior too
oh also getting an eldar in a week, i completely forgot
tanned eldar twink coming soon
lament shoal
Cat ears seems like something an alpha could get if they ask the magos and they’...
Cawl in a maid dress
queen laurel
Welp that works
sacred ginkgo
Cawl in a maid dress
How would he even wear that
plush mason
Cat ears seems like something an alpha could get if they ask the magos and they’...
what about a mechadnrite tail?
spare osprey
How would he even wear that
the guy wear robes doesn't he
lament shoal
How would he even wear that
Big maid dress
crystal forum
How would he even wear that
if there is a will
queen laurel
How would he even wear that
Maid dress upgrade
arctic talon
what about a mechadnrite tail?
Mechadendrites already tend to be from that part of the body lol
sacred ginkgo
the guy wear robes doesn't he
Not well
sacred ginkgo
Priorities
crystal forum
i'll be fine with gay jesus
arctic talon
tanned eldar twink coming soon
Exodite?
plush mason
Mechadendrites already tend to be from that part of the body lol
i thought they where more on the back and shoulders o.o
arctic talon
i thought they where more on the back and shoulders o.o
A lot of them are at the base of the spine for the “first”
So to speak
It’s easier to do or something lol
plush mason
wow
queen laurel
Mechadendrites already tend to be from that part of the body lol
Can i replace my penis with a mechadendrite that has a laser cannon
arctic talon
You can see it on the sicarian princep
limpid granite
arctic talon
It’s coming out of the base of his spine
crystal forum
can i have a second penis elitewolf
lament shoal
https://tenor.com/view/stalker-chernobyl-chornobyl-pripyat-prypiat-gif-473993184...
Jeff Bezos
arctic talon
can i have a second penis elitewolf
The flesh is weak
sacred ginkgo
Can i replace my penis with a mechadendrite that has a laser cannon
Yes, next question
arctic talon
Can i replace my penis with a mechadendrite that has a laser cannon
Idk prolly
crystal forum
The flesh is weak
not this flesh
arctic talon
Biologis detected
queen laurel
Sick
arctic talon
Opinion disqualified
lament shoal
Ngl an ork freeboota companion in RT would go kinda hard
queen laurel
Ngl an ork freeboota companion in RT would go kinda hard
It can work
Most definitely
crystal forum
Opinion disqualified
biologis are the natty body builders
plush mason
It’s easier to do or something lol
sure it is admech is full of furries confirmed
spare osprey
also just posting cause i found it again
queen laurel
What's yrielts alignment again
opaque coyote
Can i replace my penis with a mechadendrite that has a laser cannon
"It's... comiiiIIII-"
shoots out gigantic laser beam
crystal forum
*also just posting cause i found it again*
brave iron hand
sacred ginkgo
What's yrielts alignment again
Nothing
spare osprey
BASTARD IRON HAND
lament shoal
Also I love how orks would sooner view humans on equal terms than they would with grots lol
sacred ginkgo
She has no conviction points
arctic talon
Yirlet and Maharazi both don’t have them
crystal forum
BASTARD IRON HAND
your land raider requires maintenance with THESE HANDS
arctic talon
Yirlet is dogmatic/icono
queen laurel
Yirlet and Maharazi both don’t have them
So an ork companion won't have them
rose thorn
God the guard combat patrol is such ass
spare osprey
Idk I killed him on my first warp jump
damn
crystal forum
God the guard combat patrol is such ass
preach sister
arctic talon
opaque coyote
Also I love how orks would sooner view humans on equal terms than they would wit...
It is literally written in their DNA to see Grots as inferior.
Although tbh I kinda wish there was a Grot Warboss or two. Since Fantasy has em,
rose thorn
preach sister
It’s not even good for brood brothers
queen laurel
So orks have no alignment than it
crystal forum
It’s not even good for brood brothers
it has cadians and horses which arent cadian
like why
queen laurel
But yeah maharazi’s romance is
Only dilara likes it
opaque coyote
Interesting?
You can say it's
Very active
arctic talon
Nah
spare osprey
It is literally written in their DNA to see Grots as inferior.
Although tbh I k...
i had the idea for one a while ago, a canon one would be awesome
queen laurel
Second or third most interesting romance
But is it good for your health
rose thorn
Do the cadians not buff non cadians?
opaque coyote
Second or third most interesting romance
Hey at least the Deldar actually fucking loves you.
plush mason
Interesting?
tbf hunting the rabble of the lower decks sounds very normal for a high born member of the imperium
arctic talon
But is it good for your health
No absolutely not lol
queen laurel
Yeah that's what i thought
arctic talon
Do the cadians not buff non cadians?
They can give orders
arctic talon
tbf hunting the rabble of the lower decks sounds very normal for a high born mem...
Oh it’s not hunting
opaque coyote
No absolutely not lol
But tbf, being a Rogue Trader is also not good for your health either.
queen laurel
Steeling
arctic talon
He wants more then just that
opaque coyote
arctic talon
lol
spare osprey
i invited marazhai to my bath once and he put fucking hooks in me
lament shoal
"It's... comiiiIIII-"
*shoots out gigantic laser beam*
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!"
arctic talon
He’s showing you his love
plush mason
He wants more then just that
i know but the hunting is part of it
rose thorn
There’s no regiment specific buffs?
queen laurel
i invited marazhai to my bath once and he put fucking hooks in me
Why the f*** would you do that
crystal forum
Do the cadians not buff non cadians?
it's just that the styles dont mix at all compared to the old combat patrol which was all cadian. why would you build an army of partially cadian and some non cadian
spare osprey
well see i'd be fine with it
arctic talon
There’s no regiment specific buffs?
For attaching units yes
opaque coyote
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EAR...
"THAT'S RIGHT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!"
spare osprey
but only kibellah can do that shit to me
arctic talon
it's just that the styles dont mix at all compared to the old combat patrol whic...
Because they want rough riders
arctic talon
Maharazi talks about how he wants to cut you open and sew you back together
And show you his love
Lol
rose thorn
They took the leman, they took the sentinel
queen laurel
but only kibellah can do that shit to me
Oh yeah
Adding notes, silence is most definitely a stage five freakazoid
rose thorn
Left us with a horse
opaque coyote
Oh yeah
Adding notes, silence is most definitely a stage five freakazoid
The Deldar Romance is basically summarized as
"I finally found somebody who can match my Freak."
spare osprey
Oh yeah
Adding notes, silence is most definitely a stage five freakazoid
listen man if my pansexual heretic noble can't be a freak no one can
opaque coyote
arctic talon
The Deldar Romance is basically summarized as
"I finally found somebody who can...
Well
Sorta
Lol
crystal forum
You also say this like horses haven’t always been part of guard
what about chimeras
crystal forum
it is
opaque coyote
Sorta
Yeah can't do some stuff because some shit the Deldar are into would actually kill you
spare osprey
listen man if my pansexual heretic noble can't be a freak no one can
speaking of which game just downloaded so pic of her incoming
arctic talon
It looks like a 3e rough rider heavy list lol
opaque coyote
But hey, love is filled with those type of compromises
arctic talon
Or at least part of one
opaque coyote
arctic talon
Atillans don’t get infantry
crystal forum
i hate rough riders man am i allowed to not want the newest unit refresh
rose thorn
“Man I wish there was a guard box with 2 units of horses, a kill team, and a command squad”
arctic talon
They’re all horse riders
arctic talon
“Man I wish there was a guard box with 2 units of horses, a kill team, and a com...
I mean
It’s good value
It’s like insanely good value lol
crystal forum
wolf you asskisser
arctic talon
I don’t get why people hate the horses
Fucks sake
Am I just weird for liking cavalry
vagrant fox
horses are just plain evil creatures
queen laurel
Horses are cool
rose thorn
Guard players wanna rp ww2
rose thorn
I like the horses
rose thorn
But it’s a stupid way to introduce new people
crystal forum
if i wanted horses i'd get the fucking krieg box wolf
arctic talon
I think guard do deserve more then one combat patrol
Rough riders > death riders
Grenade spears way cooler
spare osprey
speaking of which game just downloaded so pic of her incoming
there we go
celest dome
So there is that movie about the Great Wall with Matt Damon (I think, the character has a beard), and there are women in blue armour who jump from thr wall to stab monster before being brought back up.
Like what the fuck is that strategy meant to be
rose thorn
Agreed
arctic talon
Then power lances
rose thorn
Rough riders > death riders
They should just be the same thing
queen laurel
So there is that movie about the Great Wall with Matt Damon (I think, the charac...
Making the enemies stronger
arctic talon
there we go
She looks evil
queen laurel
Are you talking about the one with the jade colored creatures?
crystal forum
there we go
i'd smash if there is dick somewhere
spare osprey
there we go
Tesseria Eer Poldof!
arctic talon
They should just be the same thing
They have dif Loadouts and different sheets historically so unfortunately we’re in hell
spare osprey
cousin to my iconoclast lad
lament shoal
there we go
arctic talon
The death korps one
queen laurel
So there is that movie about the Great Wall with Matt Damon (I think, the charac...
?
arctic talon
And the atillan one
celest dome
Are you talking about the one with the jade colored creatures?
Ye geen ones with eyes on the shoulders
arctic talon
Anyways
queen laurel
For the low quality picture
arctic talon
You can run 200 horses
queen laurel
But yes
arctic talon
spare osprey
Tesseria Eer Poldof!
stats at the end of the game
queen laurel
That's the one
rose thorn
Where was that meme ‘if drukhari was written like space marines “
crystal forum
stats at the end of the game
aw no penis
spare osprey
no penis i'm afraid
arctic talon
Where was that meme ‘if drukhari was written like space marines “
Lol
queen laurel
stats at the end of the game
Has the weapon skill of a baby but is built like a feral animal
spare osprey
we'll see what slaanesh gives tho
spare osprey
Has the weapon skill of a baby but is built like a feral animal
kibellah fuckin CARRIRED my ass
queen laurel
kibellah fuckin CARRIRED my ass
She like a commander?
arctic talon
Domin
lament shoal
aw no penis
I mean if it was your character there's nothing stopping you from having them be trans in your head canon tbh
crystal forum
I mean if it was your character there's nothing stopping you from having them be...
it's not my character
lament shoal
Ik im just saying if it was
spare osprey
She like a commander?
nah pure assassin
crystal forum
it isn't
queen laurel
kibellah fuckin CARRIRED my ass
Dude my rt would eat your heretic rt alive
spare osprey
cause she looks goofy asf with it on
celest dome
Damn you have a shield wall formation with spears and shit, and you let them stand their ground when thr archers in front of them are being devoured
spare osprey
LOOK AT THIS
queen laurel
Damn you have a shield wall formation with spears and shit, and you let them sta...
Yeah i'm surprised they don't have better defenses
crystal forum
LOOK AT THIS
what the fuck
spare osprey
like i cannot play with her helmet on lol
spare osprey
But why not give her the helmet of the spinner
cause krieg gives her +25 athletics
queen laurel
I see
crystal forum
literally why
queen laurel
Still love the fact that my character is like physically stronger than an ogryn
crystal forum
no im asking why a krieg gas mask turns you into an olympian
arctic talon
Ttrpg moment
queen laurel
man i had an interesting group at the end
Of course it's the greatest collection of the most morally questionable people
crystal forum
pascal's just in the middle
queen laurel
What did i expect from you
queen laurel
sacrificed yrielt too
That's the silence i know absolute fallen behavior
spare osprey
if something's funny imma do it
crystal forum
this guy gets it
queen laurel
I'm probably like one of the few peoples here that respect human lives
In video games
spare osprey
listen
queen laurel
Well probably the only one
crystal forum
says the ork fan
spare osprey
i'm goin heretic
arctic talon
queen laurel
says the ork fan
Well you certainly don't respect them
arctic talon
Marine soyjak
queen laurel
At least i give them affordable living space
celest dome
Wait @queen laurel Pedro Pascale is playing the 2nd bearded dude hadn't recognised him at first
queen laurel
Wait <@783504501561753651> Pedro Pascale is playing the 2nd bearded dude <:KEKW_...
Yep he does
crystal forum
Well you certainly don't respect them
orks? im a valhallan fan
it's their sworn enemy
queen laurel
orks? im a valhallan fan
I'm talking about humans
spare osprey
orks? im a valhallan fan
human lives
queen laurel
I know you don't respect orks
crystal forum
oh those? they're ok i guess
spare osprey
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1363956486652428410/31...
i gotta do that trygon battle
crystal forum
they can live if it's convenient
spare osprey
I know you don't respect orks
i will say my green friend
i treated everyone on my ship really really well
queen laurel
And you claim i have no respect for human lives smh
queen laurel
i was nice to some
Silence unless you are kind enough to make sigmar smile i am not buying it
Please stop lying to be just say that
crystal forum
my first play through was as the biggest asshole who ever left the astra militarum
queen laurel
You find it funny to be chaos and so you decided to be chaos
spare osprey
i did
i really did
but hey anybody on my ship was cool so
gotta have loyal worshipers yknow
crystal forum
they will worship you regardless
arctic talon
Lol
crystal forum
just kick them to remind them who's boss
spare osprey
idk it just felt different with the ship folk
crystal forum
internal struggle in the crew decks? kill everybody involved
i dont like navy i'm astra militarum
just kill everybody
spare osprey
Name one atrocity you didn't commit
uhhhhh
queen laurel
listen man if ppl are gettin sick and dying
Do not want to hear it you're reasoning will probably something jay will say as well
arctic talon
Lol
lament shoal
My RT
queen laurel
Yep i am definitely the nicest person here when it comes to treating video game npcs
crystal forum
Yep i am definitely the nicest person here when it comes to treating video game ...
and you end up with the worst ending
spare osprey
literally
queen laurel
and you end up with the worst ending
Hey life is already the worst ending
queen laurel
Why not make it a little easier
arctic talon
Yep i am definitely the nicest person here when it comes to treating video game ...
I’m nice, when I’m being a nice person
Smh
spare osprey
DAEMON PRINCE WITH MY HOT ASS GOTH WIFE
arctic talon
I’m not gona be nice as dogmatic
queen laurel
I’m not gona be nice as dogmatic
Well yeah that's just the equivalent of being an average patriotic citizen
Willing to commit atrocities for your government
crystal forum
i think i was too much of an asshol my first playthrough to even be correctly heretical
because i hate demons too
queen laurel
What do you mean too much of an ass
That's the point of being a heretic
You're so bad you make silence look like a saint
proven needle
No medicae skill 😭
spare osprey
that's something i'm upset about
spare osprey
No medicae skill 😭
literally
the only two ppl i had trained in medicae
was argenta and abelard
lol
crystal forum
and you killed one
spare osprey
i did do that
languid meadow
The oblivion remake... The oblivion remake is real!!!!!
arctic talon
Yep
queen laurel
this is penis chat not poopy oblivion chat
Shut up you unhappy winter rat
queen laurel
Yes it's being remade
I was thinking it was going to be another skyrim remake but
It seems todd learned a bit
spare osprey
languid meadow
crystal forum
bethesda will remake all elder scrolls before making skyrim 2
plush mason
its not bethesda remaking it lol
crystal forum
how
plush mason
It seems todd learned a bit
nah he just ist in charge of this project
crystal forum
what the fuck
queen laurel
nah he just ist in charge of this project
Even better
crystal forum
well it's microsoft so chances are it might suck ass
crystal forum
their job is simple though at least
queen laurel
It's going to be a real coin flip with them
crystal forum
just remake a game
plush mason
Microsoft owns Zenimax and Bethesda so
queen laurel
just remake a game
Yeah but you know even just somehow rebuilding and making a game better
People can still f*** up on that
So i am cautiously optimistic
Like remember world of warcraft
crystal forum
Yeah but you know even just somehow rebuilding and making a game better
worked for dead space despite it being EA
queen laurel
Remember
spare osprey
i think it was Virtuos or smth developing it
yeah that's them
crystal forum
i am a doubter and im not in shambles go fuck yourself headline
languid meadow
Sadly we're never getting a Dead space 2 remake despite the high ratings from everyone
spare osprey
lolol
languid meadow
"didn't meet expectations" fuck you EA
plush mason
thats EA for you
plush mason
fuck them
crystal forum
1 is a classic but 2 refined it
all the mechanics are better
flying in 1 was ass
plush mason
they force DA4 to be live service, get cold feet because their other projects flounder, force DA4 to be remade back into a single player game, VG flops and the bastard at EA behind the live service push uses that to justify his live service push
crystal forum
these execs have never played a game in their childhood
they have 0 love
grifters all of them
languid meadow
Despair all around
crystal forum
remember that bobby kotick started this
that fucking bastard
prided himself on ruining the industry
Some statements Kotick has made about his business strategy have garnered negative media attention.[12] He has focused on developing intellectual property which can be, in his words, "exploited" over a long period, to the exclusion of new titles which cannot guarantee sequels.[55][56]
he started the sequel plague
the FIFA bullshit
celest dome
@queen laurel the dudes hanging from the wall and fighting with axes and shields are cool
queen laurel
<@783504501561753651> the dudes hanging from the wall and fighting with axes and...
Yes if it wasn't for the questionable defensive choices
They would definitely handled it better
celest dome
True
queen laurel
True
Why the f*** would you send warriors on ropes on creatures that eat a lot of meat to multiply
These guy's literally overwhelm a city through sheer numbers
celest dome
Didn't China invent Flame throwers ? Feel strange to not see any
crystal forum
that's greeks
here comes the guy repeating what i already said or spouting bullshit
queen laurel
Didn't China invent Flame throwers ? Feel strange to not see any
Hey they employed gunpowder and explosive catapults
dapper gyro
Their flamethrower are like fire ball throwing and not a continuous spray like the modern flamethrower.
queen laurel
I would say that's like using fire already
celest dome
Hey they employed gunpowder and explosive catapults
Ye, they just started with explosives arrows
dapper gyro
Technically speaking, they did throw fire...
queen laurel
Ye, they just started with explosives arrows
Hey their machines were pretty effective until it wasn't
dapper gyro
Nah, they literally shoot an explosive charge out of a tube.
crystal forum
Ye, they just started with explosives arrows
you might be thinking of this which is korean https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwacha
queen laurel
They have literal wall mounted trebuchets
dapper gyro
Early black powder burns rather than explodes.
crystal forum
black powder is black powder
there is no early or modern except smokeless powder which is not the same at all
dapper gyro
That korean system existed a little bit after.
They apparently did add tar to keep the flame burn longer.
lament shoal
Argenta with a heavy bolter build is actually fucking insane holy shit
queen laurel
Yeah she is horrifying
lament shoal
She just gunned down 3 dudes in one attack
opaque coyote
Argenta with a heavy bolter build is actually fucking insane holy shit
"IF THE EMPEROR WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE SENT ME!"
dapper gyro
Chinese hand cannons have existed since the 11th century. Amazing how people think of ways to kill each other.
opaque coyote
BLAM
opaque coyote
True
crystal forum
large weapons make me erect
rocky gale
If I can't do a proper Oblivion spellblade build in the remake then I'll crash out
If I have to equip my spells to my hands instead of the magic button then I'm done
late osprey
Argenta with a heavy bolter build is actually fucking insane holy shit
yeah shes actually nuts
i like to keep her with the necklace that has her always hit with single-shot bolter attacks too
by late game you spend like 80 minutes shooting 80 always-hit single shots on someone
and theres a perk that has every attack increase her damage by 1, which they all contribute to
by the end of round 2, there is nothing left to bury
wintry scarab
In general, can all space marine companies have veterans or are the reserve companies excluded?
arctic talon
In general, can all space marine companies have veterans or are the reserve comp...
Only the battle companies normally
But some chapters do things different
vagrant fox
Mostly when they make it to 1st company iirc, which may or may not take centuries
opaque coyote
Mostly when they make it to 1st company iirc, which may or may not take centurie...
"I have served for 600 years but I'm still not in first company. God dammit-"
arctic talon
Who aren’t as old
But they’re still veterans
1st company veteran is the most prestigious
wintry scarab
Its an accolade thing as well no? Some marines may be younger, but can be boosted to veteran status for their deeds?
wintry scarab
Wait, so what are reserve companies for? Are they the sort of newbie companies?
Or just highly specialised in a narrow range of tactics?
arctic talon
Wait, so what are reserve companies for? Are they the sort of newbie companies?
Reserve companies are for training newer marines
They usually accompany battleline companies in some amount
median star
usually each reserve company also does specialize in a specific type of warfare so by the time you get to battleline youve mastered all type of war
plush mason
Didn't China invent Flame throwers ? Feel strange to not see any
the modern flamethrower was invented by the Japanese
ether during or just after their war with imperial Russia
or sometime before ww1
wintry scarab
Reserve companies are for training newer marines
Whats the sort of time period that a newbie would stay in a reserve company? Are they sort of super volatile, with marines dropping in and out all the time?
median star
i think 10th and 9th are supposed to be the scout company so theyd i assume have the highest turnover
languid meadow
the modern flamethrower was invented by the Japanese
I was curious about the flamethrower because well you never really hear about it, but apparently the first modern flamethrowers were in 1901 in Germany
plush mason
Germany?
arctic talon
Whats the sort of time period that a newbie would stay in a reserve company? Are...
10th company has the highest death toll due to being scouts
Once they’re in 9th company it’s a lot less likely for them to bite it due to being heavy weapons
8th is another spike
Since they’re learning cqb assault tactics
And then 7th is battleline
languid meadow
"Modern flame throwers first appeared in the early 1900s when the German army tested two models, one large and one small, submitted by Richard Fiedler." This is from Britannica
viral halo
"Modern flame throwers first appeared in the early 1900s when the German army te...
this is true
languid meadow
Never even thought about flamethrowers till now honestly
viral halo
@plush mason you may be getting it confused with the Japanese using kerosene pumps in bunkers during the siege of port arthur
arctic talon
<@526187356114386955> you may be getting it confused with the Japanese using ker...
That sounds horrifying
plush mason
and frankly i doubt the flamethrowers saw much use in ww1, no man's land was hell enought to cross without a heavy and slow bomb on your back
languid meadow
They actually saw pretty heavy use iirc
New fancy weapon that could clear trenches and bunkers
They recruited firemen to man them
Since they would be used to fire
sudden compass
Yo Lore chat, there any sort of shock throwing weapons? Gunwise, think Reager Carbine from mass effect
arctic talon
Yo Lore chat, there any sort of shock throwing weapons? Gunwise, think Reager Ca...
Like electrocution?
plush mason
arc weapons
arctic talon
Arc and lighting weapons for the mechanicus
Though uh
Those just usually kill you
Rather then being a slow shock
languid meadow
Pocket Zeus
arctic talon
Yeah pretty much lol
For the eldar they have haywire munitions
And the uh
The one harlequin gun
plush mason
harlequins have a weapon that doesnt kill?
languid meadow
I could be wrong but I'm surprised GW has resisted the urge to name more shit after myths and they could totally bullshit the explanation
Pop culture myths at least
arctic talon
Tau have some prototype weaponry
plush mason
ok
arctic talon
And it makes the victim “dance”
plush mason
yeah that tracks
sudden compass
viral halo
and frankly i doubt the flamethrowers saw much use in ww1, no man's land was hel...
they saw a ton of use
viral halo
That sounds horrifying
oh it is lol, pumping a place full of kerosene and then blowing it up
languid meadow
Looks like a flintstone gummy
viral halo
this is what killed shinzo abe
languid meadow
Have sex
vagrant fox
yoo the doohickey
plush mason
do the clowns have any non esoteric/strange weapons?
vagrant fox
yoo the doohickey
It's kind of funny how it turned out, aren't the moonies being forced to disband now
vagrant fox
Power weapons are fairly normal
languid meadow
It's kind of funny how it turned out, aren't the moonies being forced to disband...
Yeah
plush mason
the who
arctic talon
Religious cult
languid meadow
A cult in Japan that had official status
It got taken away and now they're being forced to disband
viral halo
It's kind of funny how it turned out, aren't the moonies being forced to disband...
The assassination basically caused the cult backed politician contreversy to take front page spoken about news in Japan and I think most of the cult backed polits were forced to resign
and it may have been banned in their parliament to have those types of donators?
plush mason
wait where they the ones that killed that dude? i thought it was just a lone guy with some kind of grudge or something
viral halo
The cult swindled his mother
viral halo
and it was the same cult that backed shinzo's politcial party
plush mason
ah
viral halo
but if I am not mistaken the killing had the positive effect of removing a lot of cult politicians
viral halo
So, sucks it had to be Shinzo, but I guess it did some good
storm jungle
wasnt Shinzo like
viral halo
dude hit him wit a mf doohickey
languid meadow
When in Rome
storm jungle
some S-Tier dickhead
storm jungle
Not the worst
Thats not saying much
arctic talon
That’s how I’d classify him
viral halo
some S-Tier dickhead
he was generally pretty liked
storm jungle
he was generally pretty liked
I mean
plush mason
sometimes political assassination can be good
viral halo
how are those tarriffs btw
Not my problem b/c I'm rich thankfully
arctic talon
He was decently liked by people outside of Japan in east Asia
Is that better
Except for the whole
storm jungle
Not my problem b/c I'm rich thankfully
Hopefully people eat you on the streets later this year 🙏
storm jungle
Warcrime denial thing
arctic talon
But that’s the standard for Japan
vagrant fox
At least he wasn't that guy who wanted to ban women over 25 from marrying, whatever that would accomplish
plush mason
how are those tarriffs btw
so much winning losing
languid meadow
I want to say something but idk if I'll be banned
arctic talon
At least he wasn't that guy who wanted to ban women over 25 from marrying, whate...
It’s just sexism
“Unwanted women”
storm jungle
so much winning ~~losing~~
Gonna solve all the country's problems day 1 btw
arctic talon
viral halo
Hopefully people eat you on the streets later this year 🙏
This is the price America pays to end DEI and wokeness 
storm jungle
This is the price America pays to end DEI and wokeness <:PES_SadGePray:814281195...
LMFAO
arctic talon
This is the price America pays to end DEI and wokeness <:PES_SadGePray:814281195...
Bruh put the pronouns back
storm jungle
I love how even before all the crisises people were like
"Mr Donald can we deal with the economy first before the queer people I wanna pay for shit at the store"
viral halo
Bruh put the pronouns back
Great time to buy, I bought up so much shit today
languid meadow
JD Vance is the Antichrist, he met with the pope and then he died 4 hours later
arctic talon
Great time to buy, I bought up so much shit today
It’s going lower
I’m waiting more
LOL
vagrant fox
It’s just sexism
I just don't get how it would fix declining birthrates if you remove uteri, i'm mildly baffled
arctic talon
I will buy the omega dip
viral halo
It’s going lower
After missing the first dip I refuse to do it again
arctic talon
I just don't get how it would fix declining birthrates if you remove uteri, i'm ...
It’s meant to get woman to marry younger And have kids earlier
I’m going for the deepest dip possible
I’ve bought some already
viral halo
I'm buying Palantir until they invent their soul killer
and then selling for a bajillion dollars
arctic talon
Ignore the fact that
Japans work life is completely fucked
For anyone with a white color job
viral halo
Japan has the lowest white collar worker efficiency in the world
arctic talon
So getting married and having a kid is impossible
arctic talon
Japan has the lowest white collar worker efficiency in the world
Yeah it’s called their bosses forcing them to get drunk
viral halo
Which is insane
viral halo
16 hour days for 45 mins of work
arctic talon
Japanese businessmen torment nexus
vagrant fox
I've been reading about how many useless and unnecessary meetings they have for things that can be done in a five minute phone call
It's wild
languid meadow
You know that tiktok that was going around with the guy who looked like the stereotype of a Redditor? "LGBTQ rights or economic stability?" "Both" that guy was so real and a prophet
vagrant fox
Sometimes when I text my friend she's on her way to work just before 6 am
Sounds horrid
arctic talon
Sometimes when I text my friend she's on her way to work just before 6 am
Don’t worry you don’t get to go home until you go drinking with your boss
Don’t you want to do that
storm jungle
You know that tiktok that was going around with the guy who looked like the ster...
Rare to find based people like that these days tbh
vagrant fox
Man I should be that white guy they hire who just tells the boss to shut up
arctic talon
Man I should be that white guy they hire who just tells the boss to shut up
LOL
It doesn’t happen that much anymore
Rewind the clock like 10-15 years
dapper gyro
People talk of politic, I go back to my weapon autism.
vagrant fox
autocannons you say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0OcXst59k
dapper gyro
What people see as early flamethrower, like before the 19th century, would be classified as canister shot or incendiary pellet shot (dragon breath) by today standard.
dapper gyro
autocannons you say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0OcXst59k
Damn active water cooling
They have a version of that turret, but mounted on tank.
It is called the Oto-matic, made by the Italian.
vagrant fox
It doesn’t happen that much anymore
Going by my friend who's a total shutin who just wants to read BL, the forced drinking isn't that common anymore either. It still happens though
dapper gyro
OTO is the company name, as in the title of the video, then Main Anti-aircraft Tank for Intercept and Combat.
arctic talon
Going by my friend who's a total shutin who just wants to read BL, the forced dr...
It happens at my cousins job twice a month 💀
spring cairn
yo free alcohol this sounds fire
dapper gyro
I don't know how my half sister, living in Japan for years, enjoys that life style...
dapper gyro
yo free alcohol this sounds fire
Me in the military...
arctic talon
yo free alcohol this sounds fire
Not free
spring cairn
what
arctic talon
You still gotta split the bill often lol
wintry scarab
Another question about the companies. 5th to 2nd companies are all equal? While in the companies from 10th to 6th are more newbie in rising order?
dapper gyro
Free drink every week, I don't know how people function with that much alcohol...
spring cairn
after a while it becomes your fuel
very healthy
functional alcoholics gather round
dapper gyro
Another question about the companies. 5th to 2nd companies are all equal? While ...
Most chapter main battleline company has specialty.
arctic talon
Another question about the companies. 5th to 2nd companies are all equal? While ...
10th - > 9-> 8 -> 7 -> 6 -> 5 = 4 = 3 = 2 -> 1
in terms of "prestiege" so to speak
dapper gyro
Then the reserve companies also do, and they supply troops to the main ones.
wintry scarab
10th - > 9-> 8 -> 7 -> 6 -> 5 = 4 = 3 = 2 -> 1
Really? I though that 2nd to 5th are equal. hmm
dapper gyro
The 1st company is exception with extra experienced troops, while the 10th is newbie troops.
arctic talon
Really? I though that 2nd to 5th are equal. hmm
5, 4, 3 and 2 are equal
dapper gyro
Really? I though that 2nd to 5th are equal. hmm
That's what he wrote... 5 = 4 = 3 = 2.
wintry scarab
5, 4, 3 and 2 are equal
Ah, i thought it was all arrows, my bad
storm jungle
Another question about the companies. 5th to 2nd companies are all equal? While ...
You really should also read the lexi a bit.
Literally almost all your questions are answered there
dapper gyro
Then again, it is usually suggestion. Some chapter has all 10 companies as main, while the reserve is "technical troops", so they are not counted to the supposed chapter limit of 1000 active troops.
wintry scarab
You really should also read the lexi a bit.
isnt that a thing you have to buy though?
i guess i could always just pirate stuff
(in a videogame)
vagrant fox
no it's just a wiki
dapper gyro
isnt that a thing you have to buy though?
Either that or the Wikia, apparently they help each other out.
storm jungle
isnt that a thing you have to buy though?
No?
wintry scarab
Oh, i thought it was going to be some book that gw sells or some shit
crystal forum
kill him
storm jungle
get him guys
dapper gyro
Unlike Halo, where the Halopedia and Halo Wikia are in an eternal battle.
crystal forum
burned at the stake
arctic talon
wintry scarab
you dont know what the lexicanum is?
Ok, well i do know what it is now. I just didnt know the little 40k name for it. I just call it 40k wiki
wintry scarab
I shall repent
spring cairn
I bet he doesn't know about the Asinusglobulosanum either
crystal forum
🤮
dapper gyro
This is also good, they usually have more detailed source and citation.
storm jungle
Ok, well i do know what it is now. I just didnt know the little 40k name for it....
wiki and lexi are different
crystal forum
another repressed message
dapper gyro
Use both!!!!!
storm jungle
the Wiki is basically where the users/mods copy paste shit exactly from codexes and rulebooks and it becomes stacked ontop of reach other, repetitive and sometimes flat out wrong.
Always use lexi
crystal forum
fandom is ass shit poopy
storm jungle
its moderated really well and always updated also is a "short version" site
wintry scarab
wiki and lexi are different
😭 idk bruh, i just go on google, type int the thing i want to know and press on the first link
outer wave
Or be a real gamer and use 1d4chan lmao
spring cairn
my child will use 1d4chan as his primary source
arctic talon
Or be a real gamer and use 1d4chan lmao
KILL THEM
crystal forum
the Wiki is basically where the users/mods copy paste shit exactly from codexes ...
also the mods are dumb af
dapper gyro
the Wiki is basically where the users/mods copy paste shit exactly from codexes ...
Well, citation is good still.
dapper gyro
KILL THEM NOW
Here the heavy flamer
arctic talon
Foul beast
dapper gyro
Do not jump on them, they might be contagious.
crystal forum
if you use fandom then you are killing an orphan in india
arctic talon
1d4chan is exclusively for comedic purposes
crystal forum
that is the cost of fandom
arctic talon
It’s old /tg/ shit mostly
spring cairn
1654
arctic talon
Lol
outer wave
2010 I imagine
crystal forum
does it still find angry marines funny
arctic talon
1d4Chan was dated joke wise when I started the hobby lol
crystal forum
cursed
arctic talon
The fuck do you think
outer wave
Its kinda cool to see the evolution of Warhammer memes as a whole there (not a whole lot but still)
crystal forum
the dark side of autism
spring cairn
my only memory of that site is going to the skaven page and being flashed by rat porn
dapper gyro
Well, citation is good still.
Having citations from different editions are good when you needed sources info and not just random headcanon from the internet, especially Reddit.
outer wave
I got flashed by Lord of Change bird tiddies on that site
spare osprey
I got flashed by Lord of Change bird tiddies on that site
oh i thought you were talkin irl for a sec
arctic talon
Smart man
spare osprey
hell of a sight
outer wave
oh i thought you were talkin irl for a sec
FUCK NO JESUS
arctic talon
If someone has a print like that
Where it’s just porn I’m not playing with them lol
Fuck that
crystal forum
straight porn?
storm jungle
😭 idk bruh, i just go on google, type int the thing i want to know and press on...
Just use lexi.
vagrant fox
Thulsa Doom demanded bitches, not bros
storm jungle
Unless like
you wanna read the wiki for 2 hours
and barely find the info you want
crystal forum
arbites page is so fucking useless
dapper gyro
you wanna read the wiki for 2 hours
Ctrl F...
spring cairn
Parading porn around in any public context is the biggest mosy powerful stay away sign one can hold
crystal forum
literally 6 sections of the arbites page are the same paragraph
arctic talon
Parading porn around in any public context is the biggest mosy powerful stay awa...
Nightmare
crystal forum
like stop being redaded and learn that a wiki shouldnt be your highschool essay
spare osprey
real
crystal forum
wiki is supposed to be informative and entertaining if it's personal. putting useless horseshit makes nobody want to read
spare osprey
i've gotta work on my fuckin wiki man