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#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
storm jungle
I mean kinda
storm jungle
LMAO
storm jungle
way too real
arctic talon
People saying space marine 2 is lore accurate gameplay wise
The venom cannon in question
arctic talon
Termsgaunts can’t do shit
storm jungle
gets gangbanged by 100 gaunts
sacred ginkgo
People saying space marine 2 is lore accurate gameplay wise
The higher than 2.0 Warrior K/D of the marines
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
Horms are like rats in dishonored
lmao that is such a great comparison
arctic talon
Like
The only thing easier for Titus
Is that termagaunts can’t hurt him
Lol
Fleshborers won’t be an issue
until they are
storm jungle
Yeah i remember reading Leviathan, the marines enter 1 "basic" engagement with a few termagaunts, and they gotta spend like 2-3 minutes removing beetles from their armor
otherwise they know they'll keep eating and breach into their suit
its really good
storm jungle
honestly that entire book is like so mid but has super good bits for the nids.
arctic talon
Oh also the carnifex
storm jungle
my favorite is the fucking nids blow up an entire hive city by psychically communicating with a reactor operator servitor
storm jungle
Oh yeah lmao
storm jungle
also the worst offender in the game i think is the fucking-
Kill 1 synapse creature
Everyone single tyranid dies
arctic talon
But only viable weapons would be
Power weapons, melta, plasma and the Las cannon sniper thingy
arctic talon
also the worst offender in the game i think is the fucking-
>Kill 1 synapse cr...
That is not how nids work 💀
If synapse worked properly in lore
Titus and Co. would have fucking died
To the like horde of carnifex
storm jungle
Yeah that bit was so fucking bad
arctic talon
I DON’T EVEN LIKE NIDS
storm jungle
actually insulting
storm jungle
I DON’T EVEN LIKE NIDS
SAME
arctic talon
Tbh the trygon they got some obscure ass lore for it
They brought back its emp pulses from 4e LOL
storm jungle
yeah that was funny lol
But like its the fucking same as
Tyranids block all communications
Writer: >"Well WHAT IF the psyker tried really hard AND sent out a signal"
like I get that this is in official material
but dont give nids vox-blocking system powers if you are never gonna utilize it
lol
arctic talon
Anyways uh I want a lore accurate mode
With reduced numbers
Just because I think it would be cool
Even if it was misery to play
storm jungle
lmao
I do love that with the high diff modes
"i dont feel like a space marine"
too bad
get bio-cannon'd
storm jungle
yeah like
storm jungle
a single blast from those venom-cannons and your chest is gonna cave in from the acid 💀
arctic talon
And some weapons much stronger
arctic talon
a single blast from those venom-cannons and your chest is gonna cave in from the...
Nah your torso is gone lol
They’re Las cannon equivelents
I don’t care if you’re a named character
You’re not surviving a Lascannon center mass
storm jungle
titus' plot armor is too strong
speaking of
When he meets (not even an "if") Guilliman in SM3
Im gonna scream
storm jungle
God I hate that stupid ass theory so much
arctic talon
Or he’s just concussed lol
late osprey
also the worst offender in the game i think is the fucking-
>Kill 1 synapse cr...
is DoW2 more accurate in that regard
late osprey
where they just start killing the closest thing
arctic talon
Sorta like when Dante was tripping balls
arctic talon
After almost dying
storm jungle
they dont instantly die
late osprey
its still really valuable in dow2 to target the synapse creatures so their venom cannon nids get mauled by hormogaunts
storm jungle
Yeah realistically titus and his team would be fucking dead during that holdout with the 4 carnifexes
because like
late osprey
but yeah figured it wasnt that easy
arctic talon
They’d just get angrier
storm jungle
those carns will both attack each other and you
arctic talon
LOL
late osprey
only the zoanthrope kills actually kill nids instantly
late osprey
which idk if thats true or not either but it also knocks back everyone around it as a psychic backlash
arctic talon
The uhhhh
Wtf is it called
The one that eats stuff
And shoots fire with its brain
Whatever, the Psyker nids have a worse backlash
late osprey
The one that eats stuff
please dont say this
arctic talon
please dont say this
Is that better
winter vessel
When he meets (not even an "if") Guilliman in SM3
It’d be a 180 and make me laugh if the VA for Guiliman was Christopher Walken
Or James Woods
rose thorn
Proposition for an unsolved rumor engine
shadow plover
hmm why yes, why not a rating 14 psy rating
sacred ginkgo
The funny gloves
shadow plover
+7 in one turn
languid meadow
get in the pain glove shinji
I figured out why Votann don't feel.... real I guess
Iirc they haven't had the chance to kill an Avatar of Khaine
Finally true 40k storytelling
plush mason
lmao
languid meadow
"clearly you don't know the horrors of the immaterium"
arctic talon
Idira is doing something
winged jacinth
Wait the ships run on gasoline???
plush mason
they run on just about anything afaik
from nebula gases and star plasma to good old gasoline and diesel
dapper gyro
Don't forget coals
proven needle
Wtf is it called
Neurotyrant?
nocturne crest
So odd question, but can a necron weapon restore itself after being destroyed like the reanimation protocols?
crystal forum
Wait the ships run on gasoline???
prometheum is a catch all futuristic term for hydrocarbons, biodiesels and pretty much all combustible liquids that can be used in engines. It also encompasses all ranges of refining so you'll see some disgusting soot covered leman russes using the same name of fuel as a clean running mechanicus contraption
winged jacinth
Yeah but a spaceship
crystal forum
afaik voidships are supposed to use plasma as their power plants but anything can happen in 40k
arctic talon
So odd question, but can a necron weapon restore itself after being destroyed li...
If they’re made out of necrodermis yes
crystal forum
usually larger machines will use plasma or other arcane types of power generation
like titans
nocturne crest
So are gauss weapons made from necrodermis then?
plush mason
afaik voidships are supposed to use plasma as their power plants but anything ca...
yeah but the plasma generators need fuel afaik
crystal forum
plasma does not use prometheum
plush mason
yeah they use radiation rods
crystal forum
i dont know what it uses but it's not prometheum
dusky beacon
Alright I'm trying to win an argument and I need to gather evidence
Do The Emperors Children fuck?
plush mason
i just remembered the refueling crews
with the lead coffins chained to their backs lol
dusky beacon
Alright I'm trying to win an argument and I need to gather evidence
Do The Emp...
Afaik they do not
dusky beacon
Lmao
plush mason
honestly the line that was posted was talking about maintaining the orbit of a ship, so maybe thats just the fuel needs for the thrusters of the ship
so it doesnt drift out of orbit or fall into the planet
crystal forum
maybe
dusky beacon
But from what I understand, no space marine has ever had the desire of sex, the only ones that ever would would be EC but I'm still very sure they do not fuck
crystal forum
But from what I understand, no space marine has ever had the desire of sex, the ...
chaos marines are very different from normal astartes since the warp has messed up their brains
EC as slaanesh worshipers want to push the boundaries of excess forever. what they would consider sex is something we can't even imagine
but you are right that space marines don't feel the desire for sex due to the process of becoming astartes. they lose a lot of their human emotions like fear as well
dusky beacon
If we don't have any evidence of EC feeling sexual desire I see no reason to assume they are different to any other CSM or regular space marine in that respect
vagrant fox
Isn't there something in one of the Fabius books
opaque coyote
yeah i think Fabius gave an EC his libido back
"Skidaddle skidoodle your pp now works"
"BRO WHAT THE FU-"
plush mason
"Skidaddle skidoodle your pp now works"
basically lmao
opaque coyote
To be honest I doubt many of the ECs actually participate in the sexual aspect of Slaanesh
plush mason
"**BRO WHAT THE FU-**"
well he asked for it
opaque coyote
Well many
I know some do
But I can imagine it's like a 30/70 type thing.
They'd definitely be more interested in uh
other stuff
vagrant fox
I doubt it's many, mostly a select few. That one scene in Fulgrim where that one marine gets weird feelings from a woman and the marines don't know what to do and start killing comes to mind
opaque coyote
well he asked for it
Tbf that would be a main priority for me honestly
"So why did you join Slaanesh."
"So I have the urge to fuck again."
"Welcome aboard."
plush mason
https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-get-in-my-belly-fat-hungry-threat-gif-49069...
the ogres to literally anything that isnt a halfling/nobblar
opaque coyote
Imagine like
An anti-erectile dysfunction pill commercial but it's Slaanesh themed.
"Tired of not being able to enjoy the finer things in life?"
"Want to get something important that was stolen by the Space Marine trials?"
"Worry no longer, for Slaaneshicol is the medicine for you."
"Warning Side effects may include:
- Rampant mutation
- Severe moral degradation
- the urge to skin people alive
- Maniacal depression
- Cancer
- becoming purple"
"Try Slaaneshicol now!"
dusky scroll
Are any more loyalist Primarchs predicted to return in the near future?
plush mason
was the soul cancer the EC had from slannesh?
opaque coyote
was the soul cancer the EC had from slannesh?
Wasn't the soul cancer only for Fabius
plush mason
Are any more loyalist Primarchs predicted to return in the near future?
Russ seems to be the leading one afaik
opaque coyote
Or am I wrong
dusky scroll
Russ seems to be the leading one afaik
How/what is it based upon?
opaque coyote
Are any more loyalist Primarchs predicted to return in the near future?
Either Russ or Dorn.
Lion and Guilliman have came back.
plush mason
Wasn't the soul cancer only for Fabius
it was for all of them, he is the only one that still has it because he replaced his results with a healthy marine's
dusky scroll
Either Russ or Dorn.
Lion and Guilliman have came back.
Don't we already have 1/6th of Dorn?
plush mason
they had to purge a large part of the legion to get rid of it
plush mason
Don't we already have 1/6th of Dorn?
we have his fist in amber yes
dapper gyro
Don't we already have 1/6th of Dorn?
We do, and that's enough imo.
I like the Fists, but Dorn should stay dead.
plush mason
How/what is it based upon?
fan speculation and GW's typical rumor milling
dusky scroll
I wonder what if someone tried to Clone him with genetic material from his hand
A cloned Primarch
dapper gyro
Cloning doesn't really work without the soul.
nocturne crest
Please tell me someone has given Orgyn alcohol before?
dapper gyro
The big thing about the Big E creating was to have minor god soul infused.
You don't clone souls.
plush mason
idk getting into the heart of the phalanx to break open the amber tomb seems like a suicide task with little to no success chance due to the fact Dorn might still be alive and thus the clone wouldnt have a soul and be just lik the Horus clone
opaque coyote
To be honest I have a personal theory.
It's probably dogshit but IDC.
Basically Vulkan is actually 100% dead. The waagh engine fucking killed him in a way that he can't regenerate from.
The artifacts he asked the Salamanders to collect are actually a way to speed up the weird Perpetual cycle that makes Vulkan reincarnate into a new body.
dapper gyro
Several primarches were cloned, but non of them are perfect.
Even the "Perfect" Fulgrim one, which has only a fragment of Fulgrim soul, which is far from full power.
opaque coyote
Several primarches were cloned, but non of them are perfect.
Tbf I don't think it matters when 99% of the time, they're used as Abaddon's stress relief
I still find it funny that Abaddon does the equivalent of like
dapper gyro
There are Horus and Ferrus.
opaque coyote
Asking Fabius of making an expensive Horus clone
dusky scroll
Wait... I was trying to read about the hand of Dorn.. is it one hand or both hands?
opaque coyote
Probably takes years to refine the process
dapper gyro
They both have muscle memory, but no real person.
opaque coyote
Just so that Abaddon can fucking kill him
nocturne crest
I'm surprised there hasn't been a daemon yet pretending to be Horus.
plush mason
Wait... I was trying to read about the hand of Dorn.. is it one hand or both han...
one afaik
opaque coyote
I'm surprised there hasn't been a daemon yet pretending to be Horus.
Nobody likes Horus
dapper gyro
Wait... I was trying to read about the hand of Dorn.. is it one hand or both han...
He jerked of with one hand.
nocturne crest
Except those thrice-cursed traitors.
opaque coyote
So if a Daemon tried
plush mason
it use to be his whole skeleton
plush mason
but then GW retconned it so Dorn was MIA not KIA
opaque coyote
Because Horus fumbled despite the Emperor being one tap
"HE'S ONE TAP BRO JUST STAB HIM"
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DIE YOU WORTHLESS BI-"
nocturne crest
True Sons and Wolves of Horus, which are just reasons to paint CSM in pre-HH and HH colours
plush mason
and afaik some IF fans still want him to be KIA and to not come back
opaque coyote
Tbh I would prefer Ferrus to come back in terms of story potential
dapper gyro
Because Dorn personality is honestly boring.
opaque coyote
Like Guilliman actually got liked way more when he came back
And I think Ferrus would honestly be a better candidate
Also it would be interesting to have him in conflict with his legion
/chapter
plush mason
Because Dorn personality is honestly boring.
points to a brick wall thats Dorn's personality
opaque coyote
Since well, the Iron Hands are one of the few Space Marine Legions that are like
"Yeah our dad? Great. But we don't agree on some things."
...I miss Eternal
nocturne crest
Also it would be interesting to have him in conflict with his legion
Yeah. Compared to what happened with the lion being chill
*Becoming chill.
dusky scroll
It would be kinda' cool to have a 1 armed Primarch.
Weilding his other arm like 'Unarmed Combat' in TF2
plush mason
It would be kinda' cool to have a 1 armed Primarch.
Weilding his other arm lik...
pov you pissed off the overtyrant
sorry just watched the adeptus ridiculous ogre kingdoms episode
nocturne crest
It would be kinda' cool to have a 1 armed Primarch.
Weilding his other arm lik...
Thing is, they'll probably just give him a bionics
Would be a little funny if they gave him a big fuck off gun or cannon like a servitor.
dapper gyro
Warfield
plush mason
yup
late osprey
off the top of yalls head, is this a scheme thats taken by any canon regiment?
and i mean like 1:1 lightgreen/dark brown
nocturne crest
I think this is the closest to that scheme?
plush mason
their brown is a lot lighter
arctic talon
off the top of yalls head, is this a scheme thats taken by any canon regiment?
Nah, not that dark of a brown
spare osprey
does Lyudmatha Xespet sound good for a dark eldar name?
late osprey
Nah, not that dark of a brown
Thanks
late osprey
I think this is the closest to that scheme?
Seems close, but that's also a camo pattern
Thanks, just wanted to make sure my Homebrew Folks weren't covering already-tread ground
nocturne crest
Yeah.
dapper gyro
It can be that dark brown if you want to and still be canon.
nocturne crest
Thanks, just wanted to make sure my Homebrew Folks weren't covering already-trea...
dapper gyro
Despite being called uniform, the dye is not always 100% the same.
Even in real life
nocturne crest
Do you think GW will squat the Praetorian Guard or changes them up?
late osprey
It can be that dark brown if you want to and still be canon.
More an opposite case
dapper gyro
??
hallow basin
Looking on this makes me kinda wish we could have different scabs with funkier colour schemes
late osprey
Looking on this makes me kinda wish we could have different scabs with funkier c...
My dream scenario for the Darktide plot is something like Halo Reach
where we kill Wolfar but then a shitload of other traitor regiments show up
He was just the first one, not the only one
"He died thinking he'd saved Tertium, wish we could all be so lucky."
hallow basin
Looking on this makes me kinda wish we could have different scabs with funkier c...
Maybe only in Mortis Trials, this way no need to explain this
arctic talon
Sefoni is bored so she’s painting their flak armor different colors
plush mason
that tracks
crystal forum
Do you think GW will squat the Praetorian Guard or changes them up?
possibly one of the least famous regiments so unlikely they will get anything more than occasional mentions in cadia books
also they look stupid
plush mason
well they are a spoof of the Zulu wars
crystal forum
that is precisely why they look stupid
rose thorn
off the top of yalls head, is this a scheme thats taken by any canon regiment?
if your conserned just add a stripe or osmething on the shoulder
crystal forum
well they are a spoof of the Zulu wars
like that whole war created the foundations for apartheid. GW shouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole
plush mason
like that whole war created the foundations for apartheid. GW shouldn't touch th...
which is exactly why they dont get much mention or focus anymore
but its one of those "they are too iconic to just throw away" things
crystal forum
i might be a martini henry fan and i enjoy the 1964 zulu movie but it's not something that GW can work with
you know what would be funny though? a regiment inspired by american civil war era british redcoat uniform
it would look similar but with tricorn hats
plush mason
they already have a confederate regiment so a colonial rebelion one wouldnt be that far off
winged jacinth
Praetorian guard update with short shorts and FN FAL lookalikes 
crystal forum
also if anybody is interested, i often see similarities between large scale 40k art and colonial era propaganda paintings
arctic talon
Do you think GW will squat the Praetorian Guard or changes them up?
prolly will show up to die horribly
crystal forum
note the brave redcoats standing against the endless swarm of zulus
arctic talon
like they do every couple of editions
lol
but they have no reason to touch them at all
They exist
crystal forum
another classic one
languid meadow
this one sucks
crystal forum
the stoic last stand is a common theme
i do like the attention drawn to how beautiful the scenery can be
look at the mountain in the back coincidentally perfectly visible as there is gunpowder smoke everywhere
also the child in the mixt
winged jacinth
I bet its why that became codified as a standardish style for 40k paintings
arctic talon
they already have a confederate regiment so a colonial rebelion one wouldnt be t...
Arkhan Confederates
crystal forum
because children were involved in war back then
arctic talon
what a name lol
crystal forum
I bet its why that became codified as a standardish style for 40k paintings
it's a good way to convey the size of 40k battles
winged jacinth
Arkhan Confederates
Check out my cool homebrew regiment the Gorglax Racists
arctic talon
In this picture there are two factions.
Is a horde of absolute lunatics who's entire civilization is based around war.
The other is Orks.
Also unironically my favorite guard codex cover
languid meadow
I like how inhuman the guard look
winged jacinth
I was trying to come up with something clever but anything would be more subtle than arkhan confederates
crystal forum
my favorite guard art
nocturne crest
Do Kilts still exist in 40k?
plush mason
Check out my cool homebrew regiment the Gorglax Racists
sadly the Arkhan are a canon regiment from one of the tau stories iirc
winged jacinth
Im sure
arctic talon
I like how inhuman the guard look
The best part of Lewis Jone's art tbh
How fucking derranged and insane all the humans look
lol
winged jacinth
sadly the Arkhan are a canon regiment from one of the tau stories iirc
I know and they're supposed to be SYMPATHETIC iirc lmao
crystal forum
this is why i like steel legion more than krieg
arctic talon
nocturne crest
Look at the dead ork in the back.
crystal forum
you can see the absolute fear in this man's eyes
winged jacinth
Steel legion >>> krieg
arctic talon
I know and they're supposed to be SYMPATHETIC iirc lmao
nah, they exist to get killed in Fire warrior
lol
languid meadow
I wish there was more Harakoni Warhawks art
plush mason
this is why i like steel legion more than krieg
bro has more drugs than blood in his veins rn
crystal forum
i think he's just shitting himself
plush mason
its 40k, its likely both
crystal forum
the officer's pose is iconic
arctic talon
also the high lords of terra, from some time
I love how ugly Lewis Jones draws people
crystal forum
didnt he draw the big roboute art
plush mason
the officer's pose is iconic
the very act of having a sword and pistol is just iconic officer
crystal forum
where everybody looks absolutely miserable
plush mason
Lewis Jones has some of the best 40k art
arctic talon
didnt he draw the big roboute art
nah that was someone else
but Lewis Jones and a few of the new 40k artists
really capture like the misery of the imperium
lol
plush mason
yeah
late osprey
also if anybody is interested, i often see similarities between large scale 40k ...
propaganda wouldn't necessarily be the correct term because these were hardly mass produced
but yeah the style is still there
arctic talon
this one is Pedro Nunez
crystal forum
this one is Pedro Nunez
no i meant the one where he's being crowned
late osprey
<:NerdyDog:1217642051248849036>
the typical reaction of the hopelessly incorrect
arctic talon
oh he did the Eldritch Omens art
nocturne crest
my favorite guard art
Honestly, I wish the steel legion got more love than the krieg.
arctic talon
The vostroyan one?
late osprey
yeah
arctic talon
nocturne crest
I wonder if the t'au would consider adding bayonets to their pulse rifles.
Oh that is done.
*Dope
late osprey
I wonder if the t'au would consider adding bayonets to their pulse rifles.
their doctrine is supposed to be that there'd be no point since you're supposed to be muc hfarther away anyway
adding to the question as to what they're doing running INTO the guard lines
although i suppose breachers could benefit
crystal forum
propaganda wouldn't necessarily be the correct term because these were hardly ma...
it was displayed in the royal academy of arts and is considered one of the most reproduced war paintings of all time btw. yes art can be copied.
late osprey
it was displayed in the royal academy of arts and is considered one of the most ...
yes but "most reproduced" does not mean mass produced
crystal forum
that is not, never has been nor never will be the definition of propaganda you semantic bitch
late osprey
unless you mean to tell me it was rolled up on the city streets across brtain en masse
late osprey
that is not, never has been nor never will be the definition of propaganda you s...
au contrair, everything is propaganda otherwise
especially war art
nocturne crest
I mean, some art was produced using camera obscura.
arctic talon
I wonder if the t'au would consider adding bayonets to their pulse rifles.
They have combat knives
I'm not sure if pulse rilfes have bayonet lugs
late osprey
I'm not sure if pulse rilfes have bayonet lugs
i dont think ive EVER heard of tau using bayonets
late osprey
those knives at least per the lore are supposed to be ceremonial i thought
arctic talon
they have 2 knives
one is a multi use field knife for stabbing/cutting ect.
other one is for ceremony
late osprey
do modern infantry get issued bayonets in western countries?
arctic talon
yeah
late osprey
huh
crystal forum
it's a multitool
arctic talon
NATO, China and Russia still have a combat knife/bayonet hybrid
yeah
its a multi tool
late osprey
so must just be a thematic/aesthetic thing on the tau's part
crystal forum
knives are very useful
arctic talon
for tau not having a bayonet lug? yeah
crystal forum
the last commonly reported usage of bayonets in combat was during fallujah
late osprey
since modern and tau doctrines are pretty similar at least at a first glance
arctic talon
wtf this art is derranged
limited edition core rule book for 9e
had this as art in it
late osprey
i always wonder if those mass infantry blobs are actually in 40k or if its some sort of in-universe artistic motif
because like surely that makes no sense tactically for anything other than
like valhallans or something
arctic talon
i always wonder if those mass infantry blobs are actually in 40k or if its some ...
They happen sometimes in lore
crystal forum
masses of infantry is what guard are known for
late osprey
well guard can't shoot through the person in front of them still
crystal forum
they are not a realistic depiction of war
they take vague inspirations from real life and scale up the war effect
late osprey
and other things in lore (FRFSRF order, etc) imply they're do more than just charge to forwards
late osprey
They happen sometimes in lore
when does it happen?
crystal forum
both cadia books
arctic talon
when does it happen?
Fall of Cadia book
crystal forum
the vallhalan book im trying to finish
arctic talon
Though again it was seen as a we need to stall thing
late osprey
well valhallans make sense since they even have a tabletop order that lets them shoot their own guys in melee and replace them
crystal forum
a lot of the tanith books outside the actual elite tanith
late osprey
Though again it was seen as a we need to stall thing
desperation maneuver?
late osprey
i feel like in universe itd be comparatively rare but very common in art because it's a very heroic picture
arctic talon
it was an effective way to stall for time
late osprey
like the art posted is something in-universe in that way
arctic talon
- not the most ineffective thing
late osprey
right but if they have GUNS then there's way better ways to use hordes than to crowd them up like it's a medieval battle
crystal forum
they are literally only in the setting to contrast space marines being elite
late osprey
is mroe my point
crystal forum
right but if they have GUNS then there's way better ways to use hordes than to c...
it's volley fire
there's a saying on how an astartes who isn't scared of 100 lasguns firing at the same time will die quickly
late osprey
yeah i guess thats more accurately what is meant to be depicted
crystal forum
but an individual lasgun is useless against a lot of the imperium's enemies
late osprey
its just art like this
and this
makes me think they're just running forwards as a mass
which is like ???
crystal forum
it's awesome
late osprey
also the tau one but that ones actually pretty reasonable
if you're not winning a firefight you might as well just charge em
crystal forum
that's what the bayonets are for
there's rules for a special guard item on tabletop that's like a power sword made from 1000 melted bayonets that killed a csm
or i think it was a chainsword
arctic talon
There's 2 dif sets of 1000 bayonets that got melted down
so 2000 bayonets that killed CSM
that got turned into melee weapons LOL
crystal forum
only one too
late osprey
its just art like this
i remember this being the box of the heavy weapons team
crystal forum
just one space marine
late osprey
and like in my grandad's store it was the only box with art
except for like one tau unit
crystal forum
the art goes hard allegedly
plush mason
yeah and they are right badasses
nocturne crest
I wonder if Disney has the copyright of the name.
plush mason
impossible because its literally just "imperial guard"
the emperor's personal soldiers
dapper gyro
Praetorian Guard was a common name for all elite/royal guard in early medieval.
winter vessel
A cool small faction that was involved in one of the most mediocre lightsaber fight I’ve witnessed in Star Wars history
languid meadow
The lore is cool and edgy at the same time
their armour is designed to keep them in pain iirc
winter vessel
their armour is designed to keep them in pain iirc
this. kinda reminds of an Arco-Flagellant with their bionic grafts that cause constant pain.
crystal forum
how is this related to praetorian guard in any way
people need to realize that praetorian guard have the most boring ass origin story imaginable
they are quite literally just mordian guard except fully british
they arent cool or anything, they dont have lore either
they're boring and people only like them because they represent the closest that GW will ever get to colonial era britain
they are not elite even. they come from a boring ass hive world that has the usual boring ass hive gangers
i will now proceed to punch everyone in this server until you all learn to stop sucking british dick
arctic talon
I’m being racially profiled by YouTube with ads
💀
I wonder if the Prime is a synapse creature
crystal forum
I’m being racially profiled by YouTube with ads
the asian collective demands your blood
arctic talon
the asian collective demands your blood
I’m almost near exclusively getting ads in Chinese and Japanese
💀
Wtf is this shit
arctic talon
I hate how I can make out some of the words lmao
queen laurel
I wonder if the Prime is a synapse creature
must be
these are special raveners after all
it seems they are afforted more average independence
queen laurel
@rocky gale underworlds
rocky gale
"Long thought dead, Morai-Heg has been appearing in visions to her prophetess Krethusa the Croneseer. The Knives of the Crone are the first dedicated miniatures we’ve seen for aelves inducted into her cult – presumably there’s a groundswell of clandestine religious fervour among the Khainites…"
Oh my and this 100% is implying that we're going to see more Morai-Heg cultist models
rocky gale
Proposition for an unsolved rumor engine
queen laurel
she hitting the batman pose
green loom
More peak
rocky gale
Although it is Underworlds, so if you want it get it quick
Because it will disappear off the face of the earth in 6 months
queen laurel
Because it will disappear off the face of the earth in 6 months
yeah it's unique, and aren't that many to paint
it's perfect to get
rocky gale
If I'm right it's only the start of the Morai-Heg stuff
Great opener to accompany Krethusa
queen laurel
If I'm right it's only the start of the Morai-Heg stuff
i would love to see what centerpiece the stabby elves will bring
rocky gale
Morai-Heg is the Crone of Fate, so I'd hope to see some more mystical sorcery stuff with them, since the Khainites have already got stabby pretty well covered
rose thorn
IM SO HAPPY
rose thorn
Although it is Underworlds, so if you want it get it quick
Hey have actually been restocking the ember stone stuff tbf
The non emberstone stuff is in bell
He’ll
dapper gyro
IM SO HAPPY
You are also harpy /s
Sorry, just wake up and I pick violence right the way.
rose thorn
What monsters does world eaters have???
tough haven
What monsters does world eaters have???
Forgefiends
rose thorn
That’s a walker
tough haven
Any number of fucked up mutants you can imagine
rose thorn
I meant literal keyword
storm jungle
I meant literal keyword
their space marines
tough haven
Angron!
storm jungle
tough haven
All primarchs have the monster keyword
rose thorn
Angron and demon prince a and b are the only monsters in the army
That’s why they included lord of skulls
lament shoal
What monsters does world eaters have???
These fuckers
rose thorn
I was hoping I could include knights lmao
lament shoal
Chaos knights are a thing so I don't see why not
rose thorn
These fuckers
Every army should have something like this
rose thorn
Chaos knights are a thing so I don't see why not
They don’t get the world eater keyword :p
If you ally them
I doubled checked praying it said khrone keyword
lament shoal
There's another daemon engine they have that's similar to knights I just forgot the name
rose thorn
Yeah but they ahve the walker keyword
I gues
They walk
So they are walkers
You know you can jsut buy a bunch of rhinos and play every faction’s vehicle detachment
pearl brook
These fuckers
The cod piece pelvic cannon lol... Cant sire kids but will for sure create widdows and orphans....
plush mason
isnt there a titan that literally has a dick gun for shooting infantry?
nocturne crest
An old orks model have one.
vagrant fox
zenis gun
nocturne crest
plush mason
i meant an imperial titan
one of them has a gun down between its legs
i think its the imperator
or maybe the warlord
plush mason
yup thats it
dapper gyro
Goliath from StarCraft also has groin machinegun.
To be honest, it does make tactical sense.
queen laurel
To be honest, it does make tactical sense.
Yeah to be fair you would want to focus the main weapon batteries unlike the actual threats in front of you
so having a turret on the legs to take care of infantry or other ground based enemies helps
lament shoal
What does the inquisition do with unsanctioned pyskers that are handed over to them?
celest dome
- Execute
- Use
- Send to the Astra Telepatica
lament shoal
Thx
lament shoal
might provide more context
Have u played rogue trader
celest dome
Does that give context ?
lament shoal
Okay so its because I've decided to hand Idira over to the inquisition after the quest where she practically has a warp meltdown
storm jungle
lmaooo
storm jungle
Okay so its because I've decided to hand Idira over to the inquisition after the...
Damn
sold out your homie like a snitch
lament shoal
I like her but she's a liability bro
lament shoal
At the cost of her soul though
lament shoal
Ik
But it basically turns her into a puppet
Plus she chooses not to use that device on herself if you give her the option
sacred ginkgo
You can make her get her shit together without any of the bad options
lament shoal
By giving her to the inquisition maybe there's a chance she can get sanctioned
sacred ginkgo
No she’s going to die
lament shoal
You can make her get her shit together without any of the bad options
There's nothing but bad options from what I'm seeing lol
sacred ginkgo
For the act 4 thing?
crystal forum
Finished it on release month.
(on easy)
storm jungle
Well yeah because planets get blown up all the time in 40k
storm jungle
i hope you also left all civilians die during act 1
lament shoal
For the act 4 thing?
Yeah its either you make her wear the dark eldar device, which actually does suppress her powers to a manageable degree at the cost of erasing her personality, and letting her not use it which means she stays unstable and dangerous
outer wave
Maybe she's perfect the way she is :)
sacred ginkgo
Yeah its either you make her wear the dark eldar device, which actually does sup...
Yeah but she pulls her shit together and becomes an optimist if she doesn’t
crystal forum
you can't romance her
lament shoal
Im not doing a heretical run fuck that lol
crystal forum
you can fuck the crazy snobby rich brat navigator
sacred ginkgo
Im not doing a heretical run fuck that lol
You irreparably shatter her psyche it’s great
storm jungle
you can fuck the crazy snobby rich brat navigator
she has a fucking name bitch, its Cassia
sacred ginkgo
Also heretical is hilariously strong
lament shoal
you can fuck the crazy snobby rich brat navigator
Hey be nice she's just not socialized properly and she's trying her best :(
Its not her fault
crystal forum
she has a fucking name bitch, its Cassia
is it a lore thing that navigators dont attract warp entities
lament shoal
LOL
storm jungle
is it a lore thing that navigators dont attract warp entities
I mean no they can
they are just not as bright as psykers
crystal forum
in night lord book the navigator very clearly attracts the warp when she uses her powers
storm jungle
Well yeah
lament shoal
But yeah funny you bring that up because I 100% plan to romance Cassia lol
crystal forum
that is true
storm jungle
I SWEAR-
storm jungle
But yeah funny you bring that up because I 100% plan to romance Cassia lol
shes extremely cute
especially when you are like
"CASSIA, YOU CANT TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT"
"Waaaa!"
crystal forum
"im just smol bean hehe"
lament shoal
Yeah but she pulls her shit together and becomes an optimist if she doesn’t
Isnt her condition permanent though? All that's doing is delaying the inevitable
crystal forum
proceeds to torture the crew
queen laurel
I SWEAR-
Once again jay cannot pay attention on finer details unless it's about the imperial guard
lament shoal
shes extremely cute
THIS GUY GETS IT
sacred ginkgo
Isnt her condition permanent though? All that's doing is delaying the inevitable
More or less, but she stops feeling shitty about it and becomes determined to live her life before she dies horribly
storm jungle
THIS GUY GETS IT
you can also literally fix her which is nice lmao
crystal forum
high maintenance
queen laurel
"CASSIA, YOU CANT TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT"
To be fair she is like sheltered for most of her life
And the only environment she has in well
Has people removetheir throats
So that they can't speak
sacred ginkgo
you can also literally fix her which is nice lmao
I like how Kibellah’s romance is either “I can fix her” or “I can make her way the fuck worse”
queen laurel
Anyone that is raised and that environment i don't expect to be sane
crystal forum
im more of an eldar nonbinary fan
storm jungle
Lmao fair
lament shoal
you can also literally fix her which is nice lmao
Yeah the freedom path right? Where she chooses to leave her royal house and stay with you?
queen laurel
That's a thing?
crystal forum
this guy reads the plot before playing
queen laurel
This games general lack of guide is annoying
lament shoal
this guy reads the plot before playing
Brother I cannot bear to live with the consequences of my actions
crystal forum
that's the whole point of this game
storm jungle
Yeah the freedom path right? Where she chooses to leave her royal house and stay...
Yeah thats what I did on my first playthrough
sacred ginkgo
Brother I cannot bear to live with the consequences of my actions
Unfortunate
crystal forum
fucking up and dealing with consequences later
queen laurel
Yeah thats what I did on my first playthrough
How the hell do you do that
sacred ginkgo
I am here to make the kuronus expanse a worse place
lament shoal
fucking up and dealing with consequences later
I don't wanna lol it'll make me sad
queen laurel
Speech check
Fuck me if only this game is more popular
And have better guides
Fucking hell
crystal forum
i played blind and everybody ended up hating me
storm jungle
i played blind and everybody ended up hating me
the satire is too real
crystal forum
almost real life
queen laurel
i played blind and everybody ended up hating me
Jay playing a game and everyone immediately hating him is so jay
crystal forum
it's not my fault that the characters are so easy to mess with
lament shoal
More or less, but she stops feeling shitty about it and becomes determined to li...
Idk I'm just looking at this from a lore standpoint. Odds are when the warp finally takes her there's gonna be a lot of innocent lives lost as a result
queen laurel
Idk I'm just looking at this from a lore standpoint. Odds are when the warp fina...
Yeah but in the lore untrained psykers can learn to control their power no?
sacred ginkgo
Idk I'm just looking at this from a lore standpoint. Odds are when the warp fina...
Womp womp, innocent lives are the cheapest currency available
lament shoal
I could never be mean to my senechal
crystal forum
abelard say the thing
lament shoal
Yeah but in the lore untrained psykers can learn to control their power no?
It depends on the psyker
Some are too far gone for that
queen laurel
It depends on the psyker
Yeah but idira you can save her you can
crystal forum
Idk I'm just looking at this from a lore standpoint. Odds are when the warp fina...
you saved the civilians didnt you
during act 1
queen laurel
You see i am a true iconoclaat enjoyer i am
sacred ginkgo
you saved the civilians didnt you
10 iconoclast points
It said iconoclast I picked it
queen laurel
during act 1
Jay please stop thinking that the concept of someone being nice is a bad thing
sacred ginkgo
I think I let them burn on my first
queen laurel
Not everyone is as Cold hearted as you
crystal forum
iconoclast more like sociopath with a faint idea of a conscience
lament shoal
you saved the civilians didnt you
No I blew it up lol
vagrant fox
being nice is the worst thing to happen to warhammers
crystal forum
sigsen gets it
sacred ginkgo
iconoclast more like sociopath with a faint idea of a conscience
Hey I needed a full run of every ideology
lament shoal
I'm doing a dogmatic and iconoclast mix rn
crystal forum
i saved the mechanicus because i like them
the only character i showed respect to was pascal
lament shoal
This man allowed the birth of a daemon world
queen laurel
i saved the mechanicus because i like them
Yeah you're definitely the exterminatus spammer
crystal forum
snarkiest admec ever
sacred ginkgo
This man allowed the birth of a daemon world
And I liked it
queen laurel
This guy has full dogmatic points
crystal forum
This man allowed the birth of a daemon world
not my problem
sacred ginkgo
Heretical is fucked up strong
queen laurel
Heretical is fucked up strong
Yeah but story wise it is more undercooked than a pizza cooked by a baby
crystal forum
do i look like an inquisitor
sacred ginkgo
Yeah but story wise it is more undercooked than a pizza cooked by a baby
Yeah
I haven’t been to eufrates yet though so I haven’t seen it splinter too hard
queen laurel
do i look like an inquisitor
I mean you speak like an inquisitor
Civilian lives don't matter mcgee
crystal forum
i want money
im not jack sparrow im the historical pirates who would fucking gut you alive for resisting them
queen laurel
i wonder what the dlc will be
It's lex imperialis
sacred ginkgo
Isn’t it about the imperial tithe
queen laurel
So our new companion will be an arbites
sacred ginkgo
With an arbites friend
vagrant fox
When's the dlc, spring is almost over
storm jungle
also romancable
storm jungle
finally, a companion who can bust my-
sacred ginkgo
Malice
lament shoal
Yeah but idira you can save her you can
Its not worth the cost. I'd rather just put an end to her suffering.
crystal forum
When's the dlc, spring is almost over
it's obviously Q3 of Q2 of T7 you moron 🙄
queen laurel
also romancable
F*** the police straight from the underground?
sacred ginkgo
Its not worth the cost. I'd rather just put an end to her suffering.
Handing her to the inquisition is not ending her suffering nicely
It’s several bouts of torture and interrogation before that
queen laurel
Yeah she gets turned into a weapon gets executed in the most gruesome way possible or gets used as food
crystal forum
also romancable
only for women because this game REFUSES to allow me to use my dick
lament shoal
Handing her to the inquisition is not ending her suffering nicely
Well I'd end her myself if the fucking line my character says for that option didn't involve calling her a heretic lmao
queen laurel
Well I'd end her myself if the fucking line my character says for that option di...
You just subjected her to the worst faith as psyker
As far as they go
Handing them to the inquisition
Is literally one of the worst fates they can go through
crystal forum
she deserves it for being mean
lament shoal
I haven't done it yet
crystal forum
jk you're a monster if you hand her over
crystal forum
she literally helps you survive
vagrant fox
I don't know man, four fights and four screamers of tzeentch sounds like attempted murder to me
sacred ginkgo
Sounds like extra Xp
crystal forum
sigsen i will punch your dick
vagrant fox
don't do that
crystal forum
ok
lament shoal
Is a bullet to the brain
Again I'd definitely opt for that choice if there was a difference dialogue line for it
sacred ginkgo
Infinite psy rating scaling
sacred ginkgo
Only the RT can go as high and it requires you take psychic awakening in Exemplar so you can be unsanctioned and wear the funny gloves
lament shoal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658456771983310895/1344036922464534639/Ow...
A mimir
lament shoal
Screamers are scrungly ngl
sacred ginkgo
i love that she can basically become alpha plus
The Funny Gloves™️ (I forget the item name)
crystal forum
idk i never did a psyker run
spare osprey
i went super pysker in the end just cause i went heretic
storm jungle
Screamers are scrungly ngl
to be fair they are literally manta rays, so that explains a lot
lament shoal
I blasted the governor of Janus in half with my foehammer earlier lmao
vagrant fox
what's scrungly is that you still can't romance argenta because of big GW
lament shoal
Bitch had it coming
sacred ginkgo
I blasted the governor of Janus in half with my foehammer earlier lmao
She’s chill noo
crystal forum
i want to destroy argenta
lament shoal
She’s chill noo
SHE IS A SERVANT OF CHAOS AND DESERVES ONLY DEATH
sacred ginkgo
She’ll even help with a void shadows quest
sacred ginkgo
SHE IS A SERVANT OF CHAOS AND DESERVES ONLY DEATH
So am I bite it
crystal forum
bet
spare osprey
SHE IS A SERVANT OF CHAOS AND DESERVES ONLY DEATH
so? just let her do her do
lament shoal
I'm reporting all of you to the inquisition
sacred ginkgo
Womp womp
queen laurel
so? just let her do her do
Do the dark angels let the fallen do what they do?
No
So i'm stopping her
crystal forum
the inquisitor is currently busy fucking a rogue trader please call again
spare osprey
i went super pysker in the end just cause i went heretic
heretic noble with my bad bitch insane wife
best run ever
sacred ginkgo
Heretical rogue trader is functionally immortal
spare osprey
So i'm stopping her
boooo
spare osprey
crystal forum
i cast scaly joke
lament shoal
GET HIM ABELARD
spring cairn
i cast curse of going outside
sacred ginkgo
GET HIM ABELARD
Doggy :)
crystal forum
wingadium touchgrassium
spare osprey
GET HIM ABELARD
and see
tame that bitch
don't gotta deal with daemons on my ship no more
sacred ginkgo
“Princess go deal with the chaos incursion”
spare osprey
LITERALLY
crystal forum
dog named precious
spare osprey
lament shoal
don't gotta deal with daemons on my ship no more
It was the forgefiend from the drifting mechanicus ship, ur forced to fight that one
But if there was a choice not to do that I still woulda killed it lol
crystal forum
that's what you get for messing with the mechanicus
spare osprey
It was the forgefiend from the drifting mechanicus ship, ur forced to fight that...
nope
you just bring the bitch on your ship
buffs your guns
sacred ginkgo
Oh I think I skipped that on my current file I need to go find it
spare osprey
I LOVE BEING A HERETIC
crystal forum
stop it you'll make the dark angel guy appear
plush mason
crystal forum
more proof that dark mech is best faction
spare osprey
stop it you'll make the dark angel guy appear
that person isn't real
lament shoal
I LOVE BEING A HERETIC
Asmodai, this man right here
spare osprey
Asmodai, this man right here
lament shoal
spare osprey
i gotta do like a
crystal forum
this game spawned the only good 40k memes
plush mason
make him a noble
sacred ginkgo
Waiting on second dlc for my full send dogmatic
arctic talon
this game spawned the only good 40k memes
Domin
crystal forum
Waiting on second dlc for my full send dogmatic
just do it now and kill argenta
come on do it loser
queen laurel
Waiting on second dlc for my full send dogmatic
I want to iconaclast in front of the police just to see his reaction
spare osprey
make him a noble
see i did noble for heretic, i'm thinkin commissar or commander
and my iconoclast is a crime lord
sacred ginkgo
see i did noble for heretic, i'm thinkin commissar or commander
I did sanctioned psyker cause pyro is insane
sacred ginkgo
and my iconoclast is a crime lord
Same
queen laurel
and my iconoclast is a crime lord
My good guy is a crime lord is crazy work
spare osprey
i think i got pics of my peeps
plush mason
I want to iconaclast in front of the police just to see his reaction
the next dlc has an interesting story i think, with the maw being impassible how does one send the tithe?
crystal forum
i think i got pics of my peeps
i wanna see your peeper
lament shoal
who's racist
Fat dogmatic and really dumb noble who only picks the options that give them the most money without bothering to consider any other factors lol
spare osprey
yeah here he is
sacred ginkgo
the next dlc has an interesting story i think, with the maw being impassible how...
Shrimple, you embezzle it
spare osprey
yeah here he is
Tylius Brane, iconoclast void born crime lord
plush mason
Shrimple, you embezzle it
we already do that with foulstone lmao
crystal forum
yeah here he is
very wrinkly peep
queen laurel
yeah here he is
Let me guess he shoots good?
spare osprey
mayhaps
crystal forum
of course he's dark green too
sacred ginkgo
My iconoclast was heavy weapons
crystal forum
snipers are so broken
queen laurel
he uses a sniper
Complete opposite of mine then
plush mason
the next dlc cant come fast enough
queen laurel
Jonathos mad Kyron
spare osprey
Complete opposite of mine then
daaaaam
plush mason
im thinking i will do an iconoclast navy officer
median star
the heavy bolter that stacked a debuff everyshot was insane the discombobulater
lament shoal
Complete opposite of mine then
Bootleg Dante or Big E stood up from his chair? You pick lol
crystal forum
i did the game hard mode unlike you plebs
queen laurel
Bootleg Dante or Big E stood up from his chair? You pick lol
I prefer warhammer fantasy war priest
arctic talon
The game is still not that bad
sacred ginkgo
I wonder what the base archetype for the next dlc is
queen laurel
But in space
arctic talon
I wonder what the base archetype for the next dlc is
Something shotgun or stun related I bet
Lol
It’s an arbite
median star
power weapon maybe
sacred ginkgo
Soldier can already do that
queen laurel
Something shotgun or stun related I bet
Oh a breacher class sounds good
crystal forum
Something shotgun or stun related I bet
what about a riot police type melee deal with a shield
arctic talon
Soldier can already do that
Fuck
spare osprey
i think i got pics of my peeps
i gotta reinstall the game rq to get a pic of my heretic
crystal forum
the arbites might be a tank
rose thorn
waht do we think imperial knights are gonna get when the codex releases
arctic talon
What the rogue trader pulls out on Dragonus tbh
queen laurel
the arbites might be a tank
Another warrior companion?
arctic talon
waht do we think imperial knights are gonna get when the codex releases
Leaks say a big knight and an armiger
spare osprey
waht do we think imperial knights are gonna get when the codex releases
armiger types i think
queen laurel
That's not going to be nice
spare osprey
i would also
rose thorn
oh fr?
arctic talon
Chaos knights getting a single questoris
rose thorn
i know csm is getting an upgrade sprue
crystal forum
Another warrior companion?
i cant think of another type of arbites
plush mason
I wonder what the base archetype for the next dlc is
maybe something focused on using a shield, no idea if shields will be added with the dlc but i hope
spare osprey
like infantry i'm ngl
arctic talon
Imperial knights getting a questoris + armigers
spare osprey
like infantry i'm ngl
like little squires
arctic talon
i know csm is getting an upgrade sprue
Csm already are out
rose thorn
do we know if chaos knights and non chaos knights are getting a divorce?
rose thorn
I MEAN
arctic talon
Book wise
rose thorn
CKs
arctic talon
Nah they’ll share units still
rose thorn
damn
arctic talon
But they do have exclusive stuff
rose thorn
Csm already are out
i means cks lmoa
rose thorn
weapons for the questor
arctic talon
Is how it was described by a leaked
median star
whats the best type of psyker in rogue trader i rlly fucked w pyro and bio didnt get to try the other ones
arctic talon
whats the best type of psyker in rogue trader i rlly fucked w pyro and bio didnt...
Pyro, bio
Lol
lament shoal
The human cultist after my Pascal blasts him point blank with a melta gun:
sacred ginkgo
Pyro for damage
arctic talon
Then prolly telepath and uh
sacred ginkgo
It’s insane
crystal forum
The human cultist after my Pascal blasts him point blank with a melta gun:
dual wield those plasma pistols you fucking hunk
median star
kibellah and heinrix were my backbone late game had like 2k bleed stacks on last boss from kibellah alone
lament shoal
Goth pussy
plush mason
i think diviner has more buffs while santic has some healing/damage skills
rose thorn
“Meat grinder” arm
meatgrinder and flamer arm right? its another sprue for the chaos knight kit
spare osprey
The human cultist after my Pascal blasts him point blank with a melta gun:
i went plasma, shit KILLS
sacred ginkgo
Sanctic is mid
vagrant fox
What the rogue trader pulls out on Dragonus tbh
I am completely mesmerized by this video every time I see it
arctic talon
meatgrinder and flamer arm right? its another sprue for the chaos knight kit
All we know is meat grinder arm
It’s apparently a new kit????
outer wave
Goth pussy
Gussy
spare osprey
Goth pussy
arctic talon
So I’d assume some weird changes to the chasis
crystal forum
I am completely mesmerized by this video every time I see it
it's the doohickey
rose thorn
It’s apparently a new kit????
i dont think even the psyker knight was a new kit
rose thorn
oh wow
arctic talon
It has a new rib cage thing
It can still build a chunk of the other questoris knights
Is the funny thing
rose thorn
ahh
queen laurel
Goth pussy
I'm screenshotting this to explain the conversations here
arctic talon
We know IK are getting a questoris with a “giant ion shield”
lament shoal
i went plasma, shit KILLS
Yeah I had him with a plasma gun at first too, but I honestly much prefer the big damage of the melta, plus its area attack literally has a 100% hit chance and consistently one shots enemies