40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

Car

Bike

But yeah I want to hold this bird

It looks cute

I mean it’ll prolly try to exsanguinate me

But still

[queen laurel]

hey a fat Humming bird is great

[arctic talon]

It’s a pigeon

[queen laurel]

it has a long ass beak for drinking

it's a hummingbird

[arctic talon]

They’re called crimson pigeons

[queen laurel]

i would've expected them to be actually hummingbirds but oh well

[arctic talon]

Also they drink nectar as well lore wise

Some hemomancers were bored and fed them blood

And turns out they like how it tastes

[queen laurel]

OK so they saw these things which are basically a hybrid of a pigeon and a hummingbird

And decided to feed it blood

well shit

[arctic talon]

Well

They’re still pigeons

[queen laurel]

yeah but they have the traits of a hummingbird

you know nectar consumption and all that

[queen laurel]

aight now that is great but

it has competition

[storm jungle]

sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff

[queen laurel]

the space wolf when i accidentally speak bad about something they like

( i'm gonna get torn apart into a bloody red smear

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/nose-fur-kawaii-sniff-canine-gif-20552016

[plush mason]

wow they actually used the fenris pattern helmet

[dapper gyro]

Jaghatai is asian/mongol inspired, and you know one of the animal that they eat?

[celest dome]

Dogs ?

[vagrant fox]

all sorts of critters what like horses and goats and sheep

[sudden compass]

I do love that helm

[sudden compass]

League?

[storm jungle]

no

[sudden compass]

Yes

Fuck you, its cool

Everyone just hating

[storm jungle]

No, FUCK YOU

it sucks ass

[storm jungle]

He should be more dissapointed at his braindead lack of creativity for a better gimmick.

I swear man wolf fans will literally find any pebble they can hide behind for cover

[sudden compass]

I said, Fuck you and your shitass opinion, is it the best thing there ever was? No, coulda done it better for sure, but i like it enough for what it is

Why ya'll just hatin shit

This is why we cant get any sort of new neat stuff in 40k games

[rose thorn]

How do people in 40K even like blood angels?

[sudden compass]

Blonde vampires?

[rose thorn]

I see more flesh tearer, carrion guard, lamenters, and (color) (angel) armies then blood angels

[tall plinth]

So lemme get this straight

Everything is shit now because of Magnus?

[rose thorn]

No

Stop letting Reddit tell you lore

[tall plinth]

I will continue to not use Reddit- happily

[hexed orchid]

Wee bit more went on than just Magnus

[storm jungle]

And I said fuck you and your dumbass wolf gimmick.

Speak like that again and ill fucking blow you up where you stand with my wizard powers

[rose thorn]

Grimnar these nuts

[storm jungle]

lame ass furball ahh

[tall plinth]

Okay lemme get this straight

Everything is shit now because of the old ones?

[rose thorn]

No

[storm jungle]

No

[rose thorn]

Shockingly, like real life, problems have more than one cause

[tall plinth]

Nah

[vagrant fox]

Mostly Magnus, the rest is because of the Necrontyr. This is 100% accurate

[tall plinth]

I like your confidence, I’ll adopt that viewpoint now

[rose thorn]

I can forgive ‘Erebus caused the Horus heresy’

[remote widget]

I mean, tyranids are technically necrons fault

[storm jungle]

Erebus wouldnt exist if it wasnt for Big E making space marine legions

[storm jungle]

Not really

humans destroyed the pharos

[rose thorn]

Exactly

[storm jungle]

[tall plinth]

so wait

Lemme get this straight

[rose thorn]

You forgot the lore where one iron warrior did a suicide bomb and it was so strong it attracted the nids

[tall plinth]

Everything is shit now because of Games Workshop?

[rose thorn]

Blame Brexit

[remote widget]

Necrons built it, that's the same reason as your big e built erebus

[rose thorn]

GW is just making money from people with a bad hobby

Like me

[hexed orchid]

He's figured it out

[vagrant fox]

If the necrons didn't have soul cancer they wouldn't have fucked everything up for the rest of eternity

[storm jungle]

Necrons never made it to be destroyed and cause a huge swarm to come to the milky way.

The Emperor meanwhile did the exact opposite

so no its not the same thing

Its ok to blame Mr Space Hitler

[tall plinth]

the emprah turned a swarm away?

[storm jungle]

No?

[rose thorn]

Can’t wait for Horus heresy chapter 300 where a random black legion guy goes back in time and gives the necrons cancer

[storm jungle]

read

[tall plinth]

Oooooh

Okie

[vagrant fox]

You can't blame the good guys ☝️ 🤓

[tall plinth]

Thankies

[storm jungle]

[remote widget]

Big e did not want the 41st millennium, but the necrons want all life to be dead, checkmate

[rose thorn]

What are they like thsi

[storm jungle]

He pretty much is more or less the entire reason the galaxy is split in half so

[rose thorn]

Why don’t people read

[tall plinth]

Do the necrons want all life dead?

[storm jungle]

Depends on the Dynasty.

Read the lexicanum

[tall plinth]

I thought some necrons just subjugated people

[storm jungle]

Read the lexicanum

[rose thorn]

READ

[celest dome]

Some Tomb King do that

[remote widget]

Necrons coulda patched the hole better

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/idfk-gif-3761179052566277881

[storm jungle]

Perish.

[rose thorn]

THEY WERE

[tall plinth]

It’s more fun to ask people here and watch the commotion

[storm jungle]

Its more fun for my foot to go up your ass

[vagrant fox]

Elaborate on this, like why do people have subjective taste in what's cool?

[tall plinth]

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Blood Angels are cool?

[rose thorn]

I mean I don’t get the appeal, I’d like to understand what to like about them

[remote widget]

The eldar made that hole both times though

[storm jungle]

No?

[rose thorn]

In 40K

[storm jungle]

they are responsible for the Eye of Terror

not the Great Rift

[tall plinth]

So wait, lemme get this straight

[vagrant fox]

Space marines + mask of nobility hiding rage vampires is cool
Simple as

[sudden compass]

Dumb bitch

[tall plinth]

Everything is shit now because of sigmar?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-sopranos-somebody-speaking-sopranos-speaking-gif-26441246

[remote widget]

Which the cicatrix is birthed from?

[storm jungle]

What is that noise?

[sudden compass]

I like the wolf gimmick

[storm jungle]

Which the eldar didnt do?

[sudden compass]

Poozer

[rose thorn]

where is that?

[storm jungle]

We know space wolves are one yes

they are simply a cringe chapter

that is okay

nothing wrong with that

[sudden compass]

Do you even know what poozer means

[tall plinth]

Space wolves are cringe and I’m upset SM2 added their champion before the white scars

[sudden compass]

Man, i hate you

[storm jungle]

Thanks I try

[tall plinth]

Even though I saw the fucking leaked white scars stuff and it looks so good and not far off from being ready to ship and it just makes me ANGY

[rose thorn]

Welcome

[storm jungle]

Useless rookie

or whatever

[rose thorn]

Prepare for another WS foot hero

[tall plinth]

I knew a guy in college people called the foot hero

[storm jungle]

what was his area of expertise

[tall plinth]

feet and heroism

[sudden compass]

Useless green lantern rookie, yeah. Surprising

[tall plinth]

Several people are typing

[tough haven]

Anyone have a version of noosphere without the build up? Trying to use it for a Mechanicus campaign as combat music but it takes 2+ minutes to start

[sudden compass]

Condescending cunt

[storm jungle]

The fuck 💀

[storm jungle]

Wanna take a chill pill

I tell bro im gonna blow him up with my wizard powers and he goes full Disney Channel highschool bully on my ass, what did I do 💀

[vagrant fox]

Where's what
Blood Angels used to eat the brains of their fallen so thry could live on but they were basically world eaters without the assistance of the nails
Sanguinius uplifted them and made them 'noble' by having them practice arts and crafts but they're still vampires that go berserk and sometimes turn into bat monsters
It's pretty cool imho

[storm jungle]

TLDR: They're gay

this is a positive

[vagrant fox]

Yes very fruity

[storm jungle]

wheres that meme

[remote widget]

The eldar made the hole [eye] that ripped into that big line of missing weave [cicatrix maledictum] on the striped programmer socks [fabric of realspace] when the thigh [warp] flexed.

The one responsible for the hole is responsible for the run as well.

Don't question my metaphors

[celest dome]

Tbf, which Legion isn't

[tall plinth]

Wait wait wait

[vagrant fox]

Flesh Tearers are just the old Revenant Legion, they solve Imperial civil wars by getting 500 billion people killed and saying case closed

[rose thorn]

I think my brain is just rotted

[storm jungle]

No because chaos expanded the asshole in reality.

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986935709569011722/1208042844313616404/image.png_V14.mp4?ex=680059d2&is=67ff0852&hm=d249bc0db2600c502696be9ff8d88a29b67dd79736f08ce333012fb61af83191&

[tall plinth]

Do prions exist in 40k or did they make a cure for that

[storm jungle]

no

[tall plinth]

I can’t help but think eating brains is a bad idea

[storm jungle]

its not bad

you should try it

[tall plinth]

Uhhhhhhh

Nah

I’ll pass

[storm jungle]

coward

[tall plinth]

I mean there’s a taco place that does pork brain

Maybe I’d try that

[rose thorn]

It’s like vampires and stormcasts and red marines

[vagrant fox]

It's usually bad for normal humans but space marines are just mentally deranged fresh out the packaging

[sudden compass]

It was this whole thing where you were being condescending, #40k-lore-chat message, not the dumb wizard comment

[storm jungle]

Its discord man, dont read so much into it lmao

Im attacking space wolves, not you 💀

[sudden compass]

Condescending is what it was, or you were just bein a cunt in general

[storm jungle]

I really wasnt

genuinely get over it

🤨

[remote widget]

So we all agree on one thing, it's not the squats fault, I move to blame the slann and Hrud and call it a day

[rose thorn]

Let me look at a finished blood angels math

Army

[forest orbit]

You need to move on and chill lil bro

🫡

[vagrant fox]

I blame the necrons for having genetic soul cancer in the first place

[forest orbit]

or else ill have to orbital strike your neighborhood

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

Am I crazy or is it a problem in BA, there’s red marines black marines and stormcast in 40K

[storm jungle]

red and black marines? What

[tall plinth]

Somehow it’s all the fault of the T’au, I know it

[storm jungle]

Maggie what are you saying

[vagrant fox]

Waa waa waa life is hard
I dropped a monster the other day and you don't see me destroying the galaxy

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

It feels like the army is the same thing twice and then you have like 5 gold guys

[storm jungle]

well general colors will repeat sometimes

red and black are not exactly not famous colors lol

[rose thorn]

I mean the parts of the BA army

[vagrant fox]

You mean the standard BA, Death Company and Sanguinary Guard?

[rose thorn]

Yes

Maybe my issue is death company doenst match their heroes

I don’t know maybe I’m crazy

[storm jungle]

yeah thats the point

[remote widget]

Bro, you would not survive the crossfire of yesterday's ork argument, I got accused of wanting racism for saying that digganobz in orktide were a feasible suggestion

[storm jungle]

they are marked out as shame

[sudden compass]

You can shut your ass up, im not your bro

[sudden compass]

[forest orbit]

Im not shutting up. Keep this up and ill have to drop pod into your domain and duel you personally.

[vagrant fox]

It's where the guys who aren't lucid anymore go, the guys yelling about seeing Horus

[tall plinth]

how I’m feeling rn reading this

[storm jungle]

What in the-

[remote widget]

https://tenor.com/view/dammaz-kron-dwarf-gif-27703552

[storm jungle]

you are yes

[spare osprey]

[queen laurel]

Another time of the day yes

[tall plinth]

I think greentide would be a better name

[celest dome]

Neither I or Bulgur have said something like that, or something was miss understood on ones part

[storm jungle]

Yeah I was gonna say

[queen laurel]

In the first place you're the one who wanted to add something that sounds like the n word in a game not me

[storm jungle]

but this wouldnt be Camon's first schizophrenic moment

[queen laurel]

Like please i know i said warhammer is the world of excuses but i meant good excuses i mean passable excuses

[vagrant fox]

I've lost the thread

[storm jungle]

same

[celest dome]

Greentide if it's Fantasy, Dakkatide if it's 40k
As for AoS, depend on how they want to set it up, but Gorkamorkatide would be cute
Orruktide could work

[storm jungle]

im just eating chinese and watching the chat tbh

[queen laurel]

Green tide really works now because well it's what they are called in the lore many times

[storm jungle]

guys wait I got one

what about Vermintide

[queen laurel]

How about a vaporize you with a rock

[tall plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/succulent-chinese-meal-succulent-meal-democracy-manifest-gif-10168529347572359881

[storm jungle]

[remote widget]

I said tech adept wouldn't make sense to be in darktide they countered, I walked away,.

came back, they were on orktide now, one suggested a humie, they said no, I suggested digganobz and was told I just wanted an excuse to say words close to N. Sounds like digga

[storm jungle]

Good. Next time ill allow for them to burn you on a pyre

[celest dome]

Greentide is mostly Battle Fantasy afaik, has it been used for the Orks in 40k or the Orruk too ?

[storm jungle]

no justice allowed in this chat

[queen laurel]

Okay give me a good reason why you would think that something that sounds very close and i mean very close to the n word

Is a good thing to add

[storm jungle]

but also yeah ngl

this is like

a very goofy topic

lol

[queen laurel]

It's not even like me calling you racist it's just common sense

[vagrant fox]

I can recommend basking in sunshine, it's very relaxing

[queen laurel]

A good amount of times in lore if i remember

[tall plinth]

I can barely speak as it is, I will absolutely switch up the n and the d in my dyslexic ahh brain

[queen laurel]

And also in games i think

[tall plinth]

Dakkatide is pretty good actually I like that

But the imperium wouldn’t call it that… would they?

[queen laurel]

Yes that's good

[remote widget]

It's got nobz welded on the end, and you don't have to call them that, like we now say votann instead of squats

[storm jungle]

I mean no we dont

[queen laurel]

Yes but in lore the people are just called Diggaz

[storm jungle]

"squats" isnt an IRL slur is it

[queen laurel]

You see the problem

The groups are Diggaz nobz

The individuals are well i already said it

[vagrant fox]

where'd the blood angels video go I was about to send it to someone

[storm jungle]

Its the same reason GW stopped calling ork Clans as Klans

you can kinda guess why lol

[summer mural]

no

[celest dome]

Tbh, I think most people here want a tide game where you're the Orks, and not Imperium again

[summer mural]

do tell

[remote widget]

Ahh ok

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

all ill say

[celest dome]

Squats is still used in lore

[queen laurel]

Old storm boys go crazy

[storm jungle]

its the same reason Redemptionist in necromunda dont have their pointy hoods any more

[summer mural]

hmm

gotta explain some more

[storm jungle]

guh-

[queen laurel]

House cawdor in complete white and some pointy hats

[tall plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

[summer mural]

is it about relating to the KU KLUX KLAN and the terrible racial implications that come with it?

[storm jungle]

Yes I thougth it was kinda obvious

lmao

[queen laurel]

Yes

[remote widget]

I still say a killa kan as one of the base 4 is a bit too much

[vagrant fox]

Very disappointed, capirotes are cool

[celest dome]

Cause making games take a lot of time

[summer mural]

it was, i just got some free time rn

[queen laurel]

I thought it was obvious

[storm jungle]

you are about to have no free time once I get my hands on your-

[queen laurel]

Orks are also like mega giga racist

[summer mural]

whats with all 5 billion varieties of goblin in fantasy though

[tall plinth]

Honestly, it would’ve been a terrible decision, but I kinda wish they stuck to their guns with klans, I like how orks use K everywhere it’s endearing

[summer mural]

theres forest goblins, night goblins, hobgoblins, gnoblars, normal goblins

and they dont necessarily get along at all

mostly they dont

[tall plinth]

Gnoblars are the best ones actually

This is objectively true actually

[summer mural]

i thought twas hobgoblins

they even speak the Black Tongue of Mordor

[storm jungle]

whats with all 5 billion varieties in humans

same thing

[summer mural]

wow

[storm jungle]

am I wrong

[summer mural]

where are the ork varieties

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

I ate em all

sorry

[tall plinth]

Yummy

[queen laurel]

They have a bunch of creative slurs for the other races basically

Humie, scrawniez, beakiez, the chaos lads with the spikes, grey skins, dark scrawniez

[queen laurel]

Search lexicanum ork vehicles

[summer mural]

based ogre attitude 🤝

[queen laurel]

There you go have fun

[summer mural]

KILLA KAN

my beloved

[tall plinth]

What I’m curious about is how clearly ork genetics have clearly evolved and adapted over the many many years since their creation over time, yet I’m not familiar (for lack of research or it being told to me) with ork divergent evolution

Ork from planet A seems to be pretty similar to ork from planet Z

[summer mural]

its a genocidal war mushroom bioweapon

[storm jungle]

^

Orks got a "base" bio-template

its why the bigger the horde grows the more they get "smarter" castes

like meks, weirdboyz, war leaders etc

[tall plinth]

I just find it interesting that they have indeed adapted and evolved at a macro level

But not a micro level

Not individual planets

[queen laurel]

They haven't evolved they are literally made that way if anything they devolve

Lack of any proper competition literally devolved them into orks

[storm jungle]

^

Orks only "evolve" when it comes to intelligence + size the more they fight

[tall plinth]

So their genetics are, essentially, the same as their creation?

[queen laurel]

Yes it's been like that since the old one days

[storm jungle]

and a planet doesnt decide what an ork looks like

[tall plinth]

Interesting

[queen laurel]

But the necrons sleeping and the space elves absolutely bombing

The hell out of them

Devoid them of any meaningful fights making them devolve

Into orks

Also yeah ork fastion is just whatever the f*** they want to wear

[tall plinth]

Then them devolving in what sense

Socially?

[queen laurel]

In everything from intelligence to physicality

[tall plinth]

Okay

[queen laurel]

They are smaller and literally dumber

[tall plinth]

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I find it neat that this seems to have occurred universally and not at different rates and degrees across the galaxy over time

[queen laurel]

Well what do you expect when the other race created by your creators systematically hunts your kind

Like peak eldar are just crazy

[tall plinth]

Makes sense

[rose thorn]

Hello chat I’m back

[celest dome]

Grots used to be the smartest one between the 2 main groups

[tall plinth]

Hello mag

[summer mural]

missed you!

[rose thorn]

Jahwdhshdhej

[summer mural]

hmmm

sus

DEEPLY SUS

[rose thorn]

Thank u

[queen laurel]

That's actually snotlings

[tall plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-hi-cat-pallas-cat-gif-20652693

[queen laurel]

One of the proposed origins of the orks

The other one that we of course no off is they are created by the old ones which orks refer to as brain boyz

[rose thorn]

Are blood angels just held up by the lore?

[summer mural]

lmao

[rose thorn]

https://taleofpainters.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/1720pt-army-HPF.jpg.webp

[summer mural]

the phrasing of that question is so funny and on point Im stumped

[remote widget]

I mean name a race in 40k that doesn't? Ork slurs/names are pretty tame, lot of it is just the orkish word for x

[rose thorn]

Theres 3 jump pack guys with swords and all 3 of them are different units

[summer mural]

blood angels might be held up by dante yeah

[queen laurel]

Tau

[sudden compass]

[summer mural]

and that one insane lunatic psyker thats basically a god

mephiston

[rose thorn]

I don’t get why have 3 units be the exact same thing just different colors

[sudden compass]

That the dude that coulda reanimated a dropship pilot that got his head cratered after he stopped time?

[summer mural]

mephiston be living like he went from grimdark faction warfare to being a shonen anime protagonist

[rose thorn]

“Do I wanna buy the 60 dolalrs of jump packs or thr 60 dollars of jump packs or 60 dollars of jump packs”

Wait that’s peak GW

Never mind I get it now

[sudden compass]

[tall plinth]

Little known strat I’ll give you as a freebie: you actually buy the 60 dollars of jump packs

[dapper gyro]

If you get anymore rational, GW might ban you from consuming their products.

[remote widget]

I mean gue'la isn't a slur, but it's said often enough like a plantation owner lining his 'workers' up to see who's been falling behind on tobacco quota

[rose thorn]

If I had to guess blood angels fans treat these 3 sub factions of a subfaction as their own army

[remote widget]

Same as its root word, 'gwai lo' isn't a slur in itself but is used as one often enough

[queen laurel]

Ask for a slurless race, i give you one, and your reasoning for them having a slur is because they say something that isn't a slur like a slur

[rose thorn]

yeah I’m bringing my golden guys army
yeha I’m breaking my insane guys army
yeah I’m bringing my red guys

[summer mural]

is aos selling well

[rose thorn]

Very very

[queen laurel]

Gw second earner

[summer mural]

i see i see

thats good to know

[tall plinth]

So, I’ll needed it explained to me

If it can be explained in simple terms, how does AOS differ from fantasy

[summer mural]

so basically

you are familiar with fantasy?

[tall plinth]

Yes

[queen laurel]

Aos is high fantasy

The realms are more grand than more mystical

[rose thorn]

AOS is warhammer fantasy if it was made by John Blanche

[queen laurel]

Creatures are more you know fantastical

Realities and other places are a thing

[rose thorn]

Literally, every faction in AOS was made by John Blanche

[queen laurel]

You know

Fantasy stuff

[rose thorn]

I can get the art

[queen laurel]

That doesn't have any ground bases on reality

[tall plinth]

Are ogres the same between them

[summer mural]

my beloved ogres

[rose thorn]

Yes because they are old

[tall plinth]

Phew

Okay then that’s fine

[rose thorn]

John Blanche made this back during end times

And it’s now the ruination chamber

[summer mural]

also, as an appreciator of ogres, i really liked gargants in aos, check them out

[queen laurel]

Yes if you're talking about the gut busters but there is a second subgroup of ogres the beast claw raiders, they are eternally followed by a magical raging blizzard and always have to be on the move they don't want to freeze to death and starve

[summer mural]

some of the aos factions have cool concepts and gimmicks that are nicely detailed

like undead are great

ossiarch bonereapers are so epic thematically

elite undead

[rose thorn]

AOS factions are all amaizng individually

You find your faction and its YOUR FACTION

[tall plinth]

look up gargant
this is the first image I sea

https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Warstomper_01.png

FUCK

[summer mural]

look up krakeneaters

[summer mural]

also a gargant warband is called a stomp

[queen laurel]

Oh giants are their own faction called the sons of behamat

[tall plinth]

This is objectively awesome and cool

[storm jungle]

You know what they say about people with big feet

[summer mural]

they are way better than the fantasy giants, what with their lore of being devolved outcasts

[queen laurel]

Yeah those are warstompers mega gargants addicted to war

These guys will purposely start wars just to fight in them

[summer mural]

also STOMPS

a warband of gargants is called a stomp

[tall plinth]

I based my first D&D character on ogres from Warhammer

They are my beloved

[summer mural]

mine too

ogres are my fav fantasy faction

but bonereapers just took the cake for me in aos, gargants are second

[rose thorn]

Oh yeha ogors refresh is this edition and so is chaos dwarves

If you wanna start AOS

[tall plinth]

I really like the communal stew they just have in the center of everything

[summer mural]

also they love fireside revelry

[tall plinth]

Real talk would you try a sip of the ogre stew?

just a sip

[rose thorn]

If you are interested in fat naked mean I also suggest looking at fyreslayers

[summer mural]

plus you never get left out, a good chunk of factions have their own version of ogre units, since they are neutral and for hire a lot of times

[tall plinth]

I think I want everyone to be aware this is in fact NOT why I like ogres

[queen laurel]

Fat and fire slayers in the same sentence is crazy work

[summer mural]

fyreslayers are gw looking at slayer models and being like " more, give me more epic"

[queen laurel]

Mags if that's your definition of fat i'm grom the paunch

[rose thorn]

If you like eating being the center of your culture, I also suggest FEC

[summer mural]

although

[rose thorn]

The built them

They have beer guts

[summer mural]

i wonder how they are gonna expand the fyreslayer roster

[rose thorn]

This edition

Probably

[summer mural]

like, is it just gonna be more fyreslayer looking fyreslayers lol

[rose thorn]

The dawnbringer box factions have all gotten huge updates

[queen laurel]

Honestly i've talked with this with some other people and like they are a very very hard acquired taste

[rose thorn]

Sbgl, S2D, stormcasts, gloomspite all so far had major updates

[queen laurel]

When i'm in a get updated in underworld's challenge but my opponent is gloom spite gitz

[rose thorn]

Jhwiadahah

Omfg

[winged jacinth]

discussion of "why do people like the blood angels" and not one person said "armor with brass nipples" smdh

[tall plinth]

What now

[storm jungle]

Bloodchicken Jockey

[tall plinth]

Do you think Jack black would play a good emperor of mankind

If we were doing a 30k movie

[outer wave]

That'd go so hard if Dante said that in the books

"Bloodchicken Jockey! Release it!"

[celest dome]

Jack is way to good of a person to play such an evil creature

[outer wave]

^

[tall plinth]

How about Horus

[celest dome]

Still pretty evil

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/cosplay-thor-jack-black-custome-gif-20281552

[cold parrot]

They are... my SPACE MARINES

[winged jacinth]

Jack black as Gotrek

Henry Cavill as Felix

[summer mural]

benedict cumberbatch as teclis

[winged jacinth]

Did they ever release any more info about the 40k show

[summer mural]

no clue

[winged jacinth]

Do we still not know the basic premise

[outer wave]

"I... am Space Marine."

[summer mural]

i think its never coming out, I go ahead with that assumption

i do think there will be a rogue trader 2

and space marine 3 is confirmed?

[winged jacinth]

It is

[summer mural]

i am also considering playing chaosbane, but I havent heard good things about it

[winged jacinth]

Owlcat rt2 also makes sense they did a ton of heavy lifting to make rt1 they won't have to repeat

[summer mural]

also, please do chaosgate 2, tysm

[cold parrot]

"The WEBWAY"

[outer wave]

"This! Is a Bolter."

I love that, despite how probably objectively shit the movie is, its so memeable

[cold parrot]

BLOODCRUSHER

[cold parrot]

yeah I'm not going to see it but I love Jack Black

He could play Bardin in a Vermintide movie

[outer wave]

Bro a Vermintide movie would go hard

[plush mason]

whole reason it was a blockbuster hit

[outer wave]

Very true! To the point people were unfortunately trashing theatres and getting arrested

[plush mason]

yup

[outer wave]

What a wacky timeline we live in

[queen laurel]

The space wolf after he tells me what's charging on our general direction

[storm jungle]

Doubt it

im prett sure they are gonna explore the next Fantasy Flight 40k games

Dark Heresy (Inquisition) is 100% next

they can literally use almost all the assets and make new stuff

[queen laurel]

I want owl cat to make soulbound so bad

[outer wave]

That'd be rad

[queen laurel]

Please bird feline i beg of you i will sacrifice schrödinger if it means i can play it for just 20 minutes

[outer wave]

Worst sacrificial deal ever

At least get 2 hours into it

[queen laurel]

The devil is a fickle

[outer wave]

At least make a better deal than 20 minutes! You're sacrificing a whole ass man for this!

[queen laurel]

True

Call him again apparently 1 hour is only what he can do

[outer wave]

Bruh

Worst deal ever

[queen laurel]

[sour hornet]

Got my first posting as a Guardsman wish me luck

[vagrant fox]

Guardin' is easy livin' don't worry

[south gorge]

Oh come now. Chicken jockey is definitely GENE-STEALER!!!

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but is there any environmental that orks and chaos hate fighting in?

[storm jungle]

As ever depends on the warband/ork mob.

Every individual group in 40k have their own goals and wants

along with shit they hate/like

[nocturne crest]

*Environment.

[queen laurel]

Not really because ork are very creative

Their meks would probably have made up things to make fighting in their environment easier

It's the type of enemies that make or break a fight

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, I'm watching a video about how bad Antarctica was for vehicles.

[queen laurel]

orks can really modify their vehicles so environmental stuff don't really matter

[nocturne crest]

And how some vehicles were doing about a galloen of fuel per mile.

[queen laurel]

Oh you see that bike over there how about i modify it into a helicopter

Damn in the snow is annoying how about i just make my vehicle run on a nuclear reactor

[storm jungle]

The problem is

you are applying human problems to orks

as Bulgur said they'll just adapt with enough hype

[nocturne crest]

Yeah, but the hype doesn't always work.

[vagrant fox]

It's not really a 40k problem at all

[queen laurel]

You're talking about ork vehicles here

One of them can literally teleport by opening a tear through the warp by going very f****** fast

Another one has the ability to jump and move in the air because of thrusters and boosters and shoots superheated rivets

[storm jungle]

^

They'll somehow make it work

thats what makes orks dangerous

[queen laurel]

These are the same guys that can somehow live in acidic swamps and radiated asteroid fields

Trust me if they have the garbage for it they will make something that will allow them to survive in the area

[storm jungle]

in one book where the Imperium is fighting Orks in a swamp they start out as literal cavemen before they start to develop swamp boats, hover-vehicles and planes to combat the Guard's both land and air superiority as one example, and this is all over the matter of like 2 years

the Propagandist main character assumes when hes first landing on the planet that the orks couldnt navigate shit through the swamp

[queen laurel]

Don't forget they also make titans that can be powered with steam

Savage orks have been seen and documented

Making steam gargants

[nocturne crest]

Fair point.

[cold parrot]

No cuz you see, first you'd show the bloodletter and then he'd jump onto a juggernaut
It's gotta be a mounted guy

[summer mural]

tbh

[cold parrot]

a jockey if you will

[summer mural]

its hard to take orks noncomically despite their various strengths given half of them talk like this

Um chuuka awww, um chuuka aww, um chuuka aw wuwwzag ud uwa zahubu! right, dats gowk and mowk up-ta-date! and dey'we as miffed as me at dose gits steawin' my squiggwy beast! we gotta go and teach 'em a wesson; teach 'em not ta mess wiv da gweat gween pwophet! waaagh! uwu

[plush mason]

thats the point

they are football hooligans

[spring cairn]

it's very serious stuff

they speak like this in the UK

[summer mural]

grimdark at its finest yes

[plush mason]

you arent wrong

which is the worst part tbh

[queen laurel]

Yep as expected would

Note: this guy's lack of reading has clouded his judgment of orks

[summer mural]

reading? about orks?

never

[storm jungle]

I mean its kinda audience disconnect

you'd say this until you are facing an ork thats smiling at you as its burning you over like some roast meat over a scorching firepit

[summer mural]

grimgor is the only ork Im scared of lol

even more than ghaz

grimgor's sheer consistent alpha brain is too much for me to ignore

[queen laurel]

He has never read about the ork slave farm so i'm not surprised

[cold parrot]

You can definitely make silly lads intimidating
Fury Road being a great example

[tough haven]

I love orks because they slap you with such emotional whiplash, they’re are both very comedic and utterly terrifying to face

“I’m gonna krump your ass with some scraps I put together in a cave”

[plush mason]

Mad Max made drug addicted punk rockers in assless chaps horrifying

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/obadiah-stane-tony-stark-was-able-to-build-this-in-a-cave-with-a-box-of-scraps-tony-stark-box-of-scraps-iron-man-gif-23963164

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's funny too laugh at orks until you're in front of one

[outer wave]

I mean, most humans don't laugh about orks generally

Least in canon

They know they're terrifying and don't make much sense

[vagrant fox]

the deep lore is that orcs think they're funny so the waaghfield makes the reddit chud think the orcs are funny

[south gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/elf-buddy-the-elf-morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-gif-9065696250474316443

[remote widget]

I mean the spacewolves have fun with them, racing around and all that

[south gorge]

Haven’t seen redditourists going after the Boyz. It’s mostly Kreig.

Haha lol revs chainshovel le epic planetary nuke? Wholesome 100 corpse tithe. Thanks for the corpse starch kind stranger!

[storm jungle]

Orks dont really have much to ruin beside annoying memes yeah

[queen laurel]

Yeah like if it weren't for the memes

They would genuinely just be a goofy faction that can be horrifying

[remote widget]

I just realized something bad possibly, with 4chan now more dust than a Rubric marine, tg is prolly gonna migrate to horus galaxy..

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[vagrant fox]

Some, likely yeah

[storm jungle]

Yeah 4chan is very diverse.

Theres about as many chuds and as many queer people on it

[vagrant fox]

When I stopped browsing there was still pushback against annoying /pol/ types, I don't know about recently

[queen laurel]

It's a somehow dysfunctional functional ecosystem

[vagrant fox]

Most LGBTandsuch I've met has been through 4chan funnily enough

[storm jungle]

yeah it has a lot of queer folk lol

its like an african savannah ironically

every dumbass just tends to stick to their own "biome"

[queen laurel]

All i know is these guys are also expert internet hunters

[vagrant fox]

I'm just a little bummed over the feeling that the wild west internet is just truly dead, it's all cookie tracking ads and corporate this and that now

[queen laurel]

Finding information and things like incredibly quickly

[vagrant fox]

I guess there's something awful, but it's a weird place

[queen laurel]

These guys when they get motivated will see it through

Like stubborn bulls

[vagrant fox]

Yeah the shia thing and the girl with the puppies comes to mind

[south gorge]

I’m more scared of the queer people tbqh. They bare a laudable amount of self-hatred.

[summer mural]

when you just tab into discord chat

and read

then tab out

[storm jungle]

You clearly havent seen the other side

"women cant never understand the depression of men"

cue 392104th sigma edit

[south gorge]

I have. It’s just “yeah I’m a boymoding gendermogging repfuel hatecel” is a real sentence they can spit is crazy.

[summer mural]

thats just false

even men cant understand my depression

https://tenor.com/view/depression-cry-sad-depressed-gif-12290324

[dapper gyro]

But a cat can!

[storm jungle]

Okay but

the people that arent queer do this too

lol

like, an unhealthy amount of times

[south gorge]

Yeah but TOWARDS OTHER people they hate.

[summer mural]

what does that even mean

[south gorge]

How do you unironically see a group of people that hates you. See their verbiage. And go, yeah, I’m gonna incorporate that into my day to day with the same amount of vitriol unironically.

[forest orbit]

Dilara kinda said it already but the opposite side they hate do the same thing and they are usually the ones that also spawn this behavior.

Hating is a circle

[dapper gyro]

I come here for brain rotten 40k content, not for depression...

[south gorge]

“Boymoding” - or boy mode-ing is Male to Female transition
Repfuel- or répression fuel is when they see someone who doesn’t pass well
Hatecel- you involuntarily hate yourself
Gendermogging- You bestow gender envy upon other people.

[summer mural]

[forest orbit]

[south gorge]

[forest orbit]

So, body dysmorphia?

Got nothing else out of that

[dapper gyro]

Damn the brainrot vocabulary.

Crazy

[summer mural]

i think i escalated my depression in the last 10 seconds

holy shit

[south gorge]

Good.

Sickness and pox upon you!

[summer mural]

Im now going to set up a shrine to Nurgle in my bathroom

FOR GRANDFATHERS PESTILENT GLORY

[south gorge]

You have a room… to bathe in?

[summer mural]

yeah

its not for bathing though

and that is where this conversation concludes.

[dapper gyro]

It is just a hole for both shitting and showering.

[summer mural]

I SAID CONCLUDES.

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-hide-gif-26822036

[south gorge]

… showering?

The Grandfather demands you undertake the Writ of Asmongold as penance for your immaculate cleanliness.

[glossy pivot]

i have a festering mound in the corner of my bedroom

[summer mural]

so whats 40k about

seems big

[south gorge]

Dead guy in a golden chair.

He hates blue people, green people, purple people, red people, dead people, and God.

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-emperor-of-mankind-emperor-fact-check-status-gif-13352391829204374648

i bet the emprahs real name is Anathema Skywalker

[south gorge]

I think he had a bunch of kids in vitro or something?

[summer mural]

oh yeah

clinically challenged wannabes

and Khan.

[south gorge]

That’s pretty gay lol. Imagine having a single gamete leave your body. Couldn’t be me. #spermretention #forthegrandfather.

[crystal forum]

damn i thought i was in a different channel for a second

actually talking about 40k stuff

[storm jungle]

He says

Being the biggest Memestigator

[tall plinth]

So lemme get this straight

(Stupid question)

[summer mural]

What is it

Is that..was the whole thing a gay pun

[rose thorn]

Drok at the gay pride parade:

[tall plinth]

What

No I asked a stupid question and replaced and then deleted it and replaced the message with that for anyone who saw

[dapper gyro]

Why so many gay talk today?

[crystal forum]

not particularly fond of this

[dapper gyro]

Both at work and this chat.

[storm jungle]

Yes.

They are.

[tall plinth]

I deleted it for a REASON

[crystal forum]

do they look genetically identical

[storm jungle]

You will be loretically destroyed

🫵

[crystal forum]

although i do have to say it would be cool if earth evolved with different specialized homo genuses

go my neanderthals

destroy

[plush mason]

ngl fire and water look the same to me

etheral as well

[crystal forum]

air is the clearest one

[plush mason]

yeah tall and have thin wings

[crystal forum]

i dont even know what water caste looks like

earth caste is just obesity

[plush mason]

they are blue dwarves

[arctic talon]

Fire caste are all built like body builders lol

Watercaste are the most comparable to normal humans in like

Physique

[plush mason]

is that genetics or because they are all soldiers and have to maintain that physique?

[arctic talon]

Taller then fire caste, but not weirdly lanky. Other tau generally find them more attractive in terms of voice and appearance.

[rose thorn]

AYGCGFH

[arctic talon]

Both

They build muscle easier

And they’re the best at long distance running

By far

[rose thorn]

"filthy water castle-"

[crystal forum]

the heavier ones are better at endurance?

[arctic talon]

Not necessarily heavier

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are just more shortkings and muscular

[crystal forum]

do they have two hearts or something

[arctic talon]

No

[storm jungle]

no

jay do you think

people that got muscle IRL

got 2 hearts

[crystal forum]

yes

[storm jungle]

guh-

[arctic talon]

Earthcaste are the

[crystal forum]

they gain it

[arctic talon]

Dwarfs

Lol

As in fantasy dwarfs

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-squish-pika-art-gif-4998531715804126243

this is me rn

[crystal forum]

imagine if GW went with earth caste spinoff instead of votann

[rose thorn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

That’s weird

[plush mason]

why are you squishing a cat?

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/эх-gif-14350346951495851932

[crystal forum]

would be cool though

[rose thorn]

you forgto votaan were originally apart of tau

[crystal forum]

blue dwarves

[crystal forum]

what

[arctic talon]

Not really

The demiurge were closely tied to the tau

Not an actual client species(yet)

[rose thorn]

FAIR

fair*

[arctic talon]

The thing for the earth caste is they’re not fighters

[crystal forum]

votann joining tau would be wild

[arctic talon]

Though they def can fight

The way Tau society is setup pretty much uh

[spare osprey]

There’s a group of votaan who joined the tau as a little branch

[arctic talon]

Not join

But yes

[spare osprey]

They’re reworked old lore

[spare osprey]

They just mercenaries?

[arctic talon]

Demiurge aka squats 2

[arctic talon]

They’re closely tied and the tau are trying to get them to join yeah

[spare osprey]

Ah

[crystal forum]

give them beer

[arctic talon]

Not a proper client species yet

[spare osprey]

Ik battlefleet gothic gave them a canon ship

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Funny thing

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/a/a6/Stronghold-class_Commerce_Vessel.png/revision/latest?cb=20200703204519

[spare osprey]

Shit’s cool

[crystal forum]

lmao the fucking crimson fist

[arctic talon]

Because GW’s designers decided on it all the way back then

[spare osprey]

Tbf

One could argue

[plush mason]

wait they are just the votaan?

[spare osprey]

The DA, Black templars and Ultramarines have them too

[arctic talon]

They’re a branch of them

[plush mason]

man that just ruined those ships

[arctic talon]

Lol

[south gorge]

Man I wanted to post a picture of earth caste tau art and be like fat blue person supremacy or something witty. But all I can find is fat fetish art

[plush mason]

because the video game said no one knows what the xenos that control them look like

[arctic talon]

Well

That’s just a lie

LOL

We had a canonical description of Demiurge in BFG rulebook

And in the 5e tau codex

[crystal forum]

stupid name for a faction

[arctic talon]

Lol

[spare osprey]

Dark angel Beakie

[arctic talon]

Not a Gnosticism fan

I see

[rose thorn]

someone stole your joke @arctic talon

[arctic talon]

Lol

They executed better on my joke then I could

[rose thorn]

damn

[arctic talon]

It’s also not an original joke

[crystal forum]

it's way too high brow for 40k

[arctic talon]

Bruh if it’s in fucking Persona I think they can shove it into 40k for naming

[rose thorn]

i like this honestly lmao

[arctic talon]

I like the chapter themed stuff

It’s cool

Even if some of it is a little goofy

[south gorge]

Ah yes. The highest of brows. The gnostics

[small breach]

Not up to date with primaris lore, but I wanna verify that primaris terminators exist, because I’m being told they don’t

[south gorge]

Not like they rolled around in their own shit to see the seven rays or anything cooky like that.

[crystal forum]

we got a theologian over here

go read a scroll

[arctic talon]

They do, terminators are either firstborn or primaris

Firstborn also do use primaris guns on occasion

[south gorge]

Already read all 5 elder ones

[plush mason]

these where also the only good auxilery ships in the video game, mainly because the other ones where bugged to hell and back

[arctic talon]

As do primaris with firstborn gear

[plush mason]

like the kroot ship was just a ball that couldnt turn lol

[arctic talon]

If you’ve played space marine 2 there’s a marine arguing with another marine in the armory

[spare osprey]

I like the chaos “primaris” weapons

[arctic talon]

On why he prefers the older bolters

[plush mason]

so your blind now

[arctic talon]

And he says he’ll use it until he dies

[crystal forum]

i prefer the word bolter

fuck bolt rifle

[spare osprey]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Bolter is used anyways

In books lol

The new uh

Exorcist book

[spare osprey]

Boltgun and bolter is my go to, compared to boltrifle

[arctic talon]

Also if primaris can’t be in terminators

Then Belial doesn’t exist I guess

Lol

[small breach]

Okay this wasn’t some new lore, good to know I hadn’t missed something. It would be weird for primaris marines to not be compatible with terminator armor

[spare osprey]

Belial is just a really tall first born trust

[crystal forum]

wdym terminators got updated

[south gorge]

I mean one would assume the primary thing that makes or breaks a bolter would be the pattern right?

[arctic talon]

Yeah since terminator armor gets retrofitted to the user

[spare osprey]

Also

[crystal forum]

the whole primaris being bigger is like slowly being ignored over time

[spare osprey]

I need an updated Ezekiel man

[arctic talon]

But yeah Belial got fucking stomped on

[crystal forum]

shit lore anyways

[arctic talon]

By angron

Lol

So he had to cross the rubicon

To not fucking die

[spare osprey]

Still find that strange ngl

Like with Lazarus specifically

[south gorge]

Whether or not it’s made for primaris or firstborn marines would be irrelevant, right? If it’s the Orestes pattern it’s gonna be an Orestes Bolter.

[spare osprey]

Like a dread couldn’t have saved him, but the primaris operation did

If I’m remembering correctly

Prob not

[south gorge]

Honestly necromunda missed out on having you collect patterns like it’s borderlands.

[arctic talon]

Lazerus just did it on his own iirc

Belial was dread or primaris

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s pattern based

[crystal forum]

the lengths authors will go to so all space marines become primaris

[arctic talon]

Cawl pattern bolters are referred to as bolt rifles

[arctic talon]

That didn’t happen

So

Lazarus just did that shit lol

[crystal forum]

only a matter of time

[arctic talon]

Does it matter?

The distinction barely matters lore wise

[crystal forum]

no not really

i hated the size thing

[arctic talon]

If only wargear got properly represented

Tbh

[crystal forum]

like you dont have to explain that models are bigger

[spare osprey]

I WAS RIGHT

[arctic talon]

GW should make lore about the watchers getting magically taller

[arctic talon]

That’s fucking weird lol

[crystal forum]

the little hooded guys?

[spare osprey]

Right?

[crystal forum]

why would they be taller

[spare osprey]

Like super weird

[arctic talon]

We had the white scars chapter master

Eat shit

And it just said nothing could be done for him

[arctic talon]

Because they fluctuate in height in lore

Randomly lol

[crystal forum]

holy shit that's reraded

[spare osprey]

They’re lil goobers

[crystal forum]

that is the dumbest piece of lore ever

[arctic talon]

Sometimes they’re knee height

Other times they’re like

Up to your waist

They’re not really physical beings so whatever

[spare osprey]

Yeah recent lion book said they’re like kid sized

[arctic talon]

I choose to believe they can just do that lol

Because their height fluctuates so much

[crystal forum]

do they serve any lore purpose other than add mystery to the mystery chapter

[spare osprey]

It’s likely

I wanna know what was going on with them in the heresy

[arctic talon]

They’re the original inhabitants of caliban

They hate chaos

They have some great plan

[spare osprey]

Like what was going on with that secret council, why were they telling the lion not to go to caliban

[crystal forum]

oh another faction with a great plan

great

[spare osprey]

Shit’s weird

[arctic talon]

They’re fucking weird

In a good way

[spare osprey]

Also them being buddy buddy with Eldrad is fun

I like that a lot actually

[arctic talon]

The weirdest thing is their plot is like

Consistent

Like across everything

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[crystal forum]

so what do you think is their end goal

[arctic talon]

Destroy chaos

[crystal forum]

is it fallen related

[spare osprey]

Yea

[arctic talon]

It’s explicit they’re trying to destroy chaos

[crystal forum]

something that will actually happen in a book

[arctic talon]

Lol

[spare osprey]

Honestly I wanna look a bit more into them, just so I can accurately write them in my fallen

[arctic talon]

Regarding what will actually happen it’s likely reunite the dark angels

And prevent further chaos corruption of the remaining chunks of caliban

[crystal forum]

the ones to destroy chaos in the entire setting being hooded little guys

would be funny

[spare osprey]

It would be

[south gorge]

Honestly I think GW just wanted to make Jawas.

[spare osprey]

I mean like everyone else on that anti chaos secret order

Is dead

So they’re the best bet lol

[south gorge]

The watchers in the dark remind me of every small hooded face obscured guy in existence

[crystal forum]

you'd think it would be like the emperor's return or something. not little hooded guys

[storm jungle]

They are just jawas

[crystal forum]

the shadow wizard money gang

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/r2d2-star-wars-a-new-hope-gif-23523896

get em

[spare osprey]

I swear even the emps knew shit about the watchers

[south gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-party-payday-partytime-gif-5415737

[spare osprey]

Y’know thinking of it

[crystal forum]

sand people sounds like a slur i need to say btw

[spare osprey]

I wonder if a necron has seen a watcher

[arctic talon]

Watchers are adorable

They’re so funny

Also the whole uh

[south gorge]

Need big necron.

[spare osprey]

Scaring the changeling?

[arctic talon]

The dark angels telling neophytes not to mess with them

[south gorge]

They’re too skinny.

[arctic talon]

Is hilarious

[spare osprey]

Ohhh yeah

[arctic talon]

Like wtf do you mean people just disappear if you harass them too much lol

Like where the fuck do they go lol

[crystal forum]

and the lore explicitly mentions that people still fuck around and disappear immediately

[spare osprey]

In Luther’s book btw

They have little red beady eyes

[south gorge]

If there was like a fat necron flayed one faction they’d be my favourite.

[spare osprey]

Like Jawas lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah well it’s a bunch of teenagers lol

It’s expected imo

[crystal forum]

they found out

dont remove the hood

[arctic talon]

I’d like to assume one neophyte per scout company batch

Gets fucking disappeared

Because they’re too stupid to listen

[crystal forum]

the tally guy scratching out the casualties

"watcher action" as cause of death

[spare osprey]

Dark angel scouts get fucked over all the time ngl

I remember the shit Asmodai pulled

[arctic talon]

I want this plush but the ezikiel one holding a book

Asmodai is such a dick lol

Bro heard scouts laughing

Says no one is allowed to laugh on the rock for 3 months

[spare osprey]

To literally ALL of them

Says there’s a weakness in the planet

Like wtf bro

[arctic talon]

The only reason he got away with that was because he was the highest rank chaplain present

[crystal forum]

he should join black templars

[arctic talon]

The reclusiarch wasn’t home

[spare osprey]

And that shit where he mind wiped belial

[arctic talon]

Asmodai is genuinely

Deranged I’m ngl