40k-lore-chat

[summer mural]

" asavar kul actually has a point, I AM THE SUPREME NERD I KNOW"

[queen laurel]

Dude Tyrion and Alarielle got hoed in the end times

[winged jacinth]

AU where everything in the heresy happens the same but magnus thinks to knock before barging into the emperor's webway project

[summer mural]

not the incompetent magnus talk again

[storm jungle]

Magnus had to follow the script

or else GW would fire him

[summer mural]

he's red skinned, he has to be evil

its basic

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

and obvious

also hes a nerd

[winged jacinth]

bro was headed into a construction site he needed to check in and put on PPE (personal psychic energies)

[summer mural]

and i feel worse for the thousand sons than I do for the death guard

those poor lads

[storm jungle]

Death Guard literally just do a 180

"RRRRHGHH MAGIC BAD"

"Actually magic is cool."

nurgling sharts on elbow

[summer mural]

everythings probably cool when you're cackling while dipping your weapons in the closest latrine

[queen laurel]

I cast my ultimate spell crusty eyes

[winged jacinth]

the death guard are the only faction that understands the truth of the universe
||farts are funny||

[summer mural]

oh man

do the death guard just fart at each other and yell " FOR NURGLES PESTILENT GLORY"

[winged jacinth]

now im thinking about the inquisition purging a school because they're worried the grossout humor is a sign of nurgle influence

"the students at the schola were performing an unknown ritual in which one pulls the other's finger..."

[hallow plover]

Nurgle enjoyers can't lose

[summer mural]

so

are the elven gods old ones

i thought the old ones were those pyramid loving op frogs

like superior slann

who are responsible for elves existing

[rocky gale]

Elven Gods are weird

Wait we talking Elven from Fantasy or Eldar from 40k?

[storm jungle]

Fantasy

[storm jungle]

They arent Slann.

[summer mural]

fantasy

yeah but are they elves

[storm jungle]

but in short:

its never explained

[summer mural]

ik slann are technically their servants

[storm jungle]

We basically got no answer of how any of the gods in WHF work

dwarf, human, khemri, kislev, etc

they just exist ala D&D

[summer mural]

do the lizardmen think the elven pantheon are the old ones

[storm jungle]

Nah

They just see elves as children of the Old Ones

[summer mural]

because if the old one history of the old ones is true, then the lizardmen gods are the old ones

which is fair

but then those gods created the elves

[storm jungle]

no like

[summer mural]

among other races

[storm jungle]

they are

the lizardmen pantheon is Old Ones lol

[summer mural]

yeah

so those created elves, but where did asuryan come from

[storm jungle]

^

[summer mural]

fair enough

i imagine it was a classic case of elves worshipping some aspect of culture and it eventually manifested in the warp as asuryan

[rocky gale]

The Elves worship their gods and believe that the gods worshiped by humans are just a misunderstood/ different aspect of their elven gods. While Humans think the same of the Elves.

[storm jungle]

Yeah but in this case both are wrong

they are seperate pantheon

[rocky gale]

Yea

[storm jungle]

because like

humans can literally worship khaine

and have their hands bleed from it

etc

[rocky gale]

Yea I think it's mentioned that the truth is like somewhere between the two.

[summer mural]

its probably just collective belief over time manifesting as a real entity via the warp

[rocky gale]

Like both pantheons exist and are seperate, but there's some overlap in some cases

[summer mural]

like maw magic

[storm jungle]

Yeee its just never outright said, so we'll never know until they explain it one day in the new Old World stuff

because we have seen them retcon/re-arrange older lore to make more sense in the core rulebook timeline pages a year or so ago

also retconning shit like making Malekith be always called Malerion etc

[queen laurel]

Didn't literally felix prayed to the dwarf god so that he could lift that hammer

[summer mural]

the dwarf pantheon actually does fit in with the old ones lore more neatly

[queen laurel]

Well dwarf gods

[summer mural]

with the three being proto dwarfs (or some such)

and then the regular dawi regarding them as the ancestor gods eventually

well, 4? how many ancestor dwarf gods are there

grimnir, valaya, grungni, morgrim?

[rocky gale]

Azram, Gazul, Skavor, Smednir, Thungni, Morgrim and maybe Grombrindal

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

grombrindal is allegedly the son of uh

grungni or grimnir

he became the second or first high king right

allegedly

[storm jungle]

Its time for someone to read the lexi

[summer mural]

never

YOU CANT MAKE ME THE LEXI CANT ALWAYS WIN

[storm jungle]

motherfu-

[summer mural]

THEY CANT ALWAYS WIN

[bold veldt]

maybe

[dapper gyro]

Can you read it for me?

[storm jungle]

Read it yourself, what are you 10?

[dapper gyro]

Yes mommy

[storm jungle]

🤨

[bold veldt]

what if i cant read

[storm jungle]

Freak.

[queen laurel]

Okay every time you ask for a question that you can get on the lexi, you don't get to say any of your jokes here

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

[summer mural]

is dragged away screaming

[storm jungle]

firing squad

[rocky gale]

Jeez Krignar is certainly something

[spare osprey]

Aw hell nah

[summer mural]

who is krignar

[storm jungle]

bruh

[summer mural]

alright im reading the lexi

[bold veldt]

[storm jungle]

I LITERALLY

POSTED IT ABOVE

[summer mural]

how nice of you

thanks I appreciate it

[rocky gale]

Daemon's of Khaine?

[queen laurel]

This guy might it be the ones that made up those creative dwarf slurs

[dapper gyro]

Occassional trolling Dil.

[rocky gale]

Khaine's got Daemons?

[storm jungle]

All deities do

[bold veldt]

still cant read..😔

[storm jungle]

to some extent

[rocky gale]

Dang

[storm jungle]

[bold veldt]

sorry, sah

[queen laurel]

Now that i think about it stormcast are just the demons of sigmar

You have the lesser demons on the average storm cast

[dapper gyro]

Brother, you have Marvel Rival Emma Frost for profile picture...

[queen laurel]

And then you have the super storm cast which are the greater demons

[bold veldt]

portrait

its his portrait

[storm jungle]

Yeah but Emma is based.

[arctic talon]

They’re a weird chaos warriors daemons hybrid

[spare osprey]

Portrait

[arctic talon]

But not evil

And spiky

[bold veldt]

is she..

[spare osprey]

And just cause I’m licking her ass don’t mean I can’t call you weird

[rocky gale]

I...

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[bold veldt]

[storm jungle]

Bruh

[summer mural]

lmfao

[storm jungle]

he literally became a gooner

[dapper gyro]

Fat diamond...

Jelly diamond

[rocky gale]

Let me tell you, if I see an alter covered in unspeakable fluids, I ain't touching it

[bold veldt]

coward

[vagrant fox]

What if it looks and smells nice

[spring cairn]

he found the mason jar

[spare osprey]

Dude I was readin this nurgle story

[arctic talon]

Bro found the unspeakable alter

[spare osprey]

And this dude was talking about how he learned to write in all 7 bodily fluids

And I’m worried about what might be on that list

[arctic talon]

Blood

Uhhh

You know what I’m going to stop thinking

[spare osprey]

Mucus and tears were guesses

Other than that

[dapper gyro]

Stomach acid

Plasma

[queen laurel]

Fuck it sweaty slannesh tentacle sex

I need to get it out of my head

[summer mural]

yes, learning to read is a total benefit , lemme gouge my eyes out for a bit

[dapper gyro]

Brain fluid

Marrow

[summer mural]

morrow?

[spare osprey]

[bold veldt]

you didnt have to

[vagrant fox]

write 7 in cerebrospinal fluid mixed with chyme hell yea

[dapper gyro]

So many kind of fluids in the body

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah silence, how's peni do you like the new skin

[dapper gyro]

Hmm, is vore fetish Nurgle or Slaanesh?

[queen laurel]

There's a reason why i made you a noise marine on my lore chat people as minis

[dapper gyro]

Interesting

[bold veldt]

why

[vagrant fox]

if it's vore born of excess, it's slaanesh. If it's gross life based stuff it's nurgle

[dapper gyro]

Why do I even exist as your mini though?

[queen laurel]

Listen my guy only the strong live here, beings that run on concepts that would gross out the average human, conversations here can get way worse than that

[spare osprey]

Well

I had the best Peni game ever

[bold veldt]

im slowly learning this

[spare osprey]

And my team RAN FROM THE FUCKING PPINT

[queen laurel]

It's not just you now it's

[spare osprey]

but otherwise really well, close to lord

[queen laurel]

Almost everyone here isn't it

[spare osprey]

And i love the new skin

[arctic talon]

This is hell

[spare osprey]

Especially the look for Peni herself

[queen laurel]

Good for you i tried out emma

She's pretty good

But she is not a solo tank

[spare osprey]

She’s the one hero I’m actually not good at

[arctic talon]

I wish GW didn’t release hive secundus half baked

Lore wise and gameplay wise for munda

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-emma-frost-walk-x-men-marvel-gif-10088541914120807116

these legs bruh

[spare osprey]

The jiggle is outrageous

[queen laurel]

I mean yeah i respect the game

[dapper gyro]

Jelly diamond...

[queen laurel]

The devs know what they are doing

Also they made

[spare osprey]

And then I see mofos calling her a man

Bro

[queen laurel]

The butts bigger someho

[bold veldt]

wth does this mean

[spare osprey]

Do you genuinely not go outside

[arctic talon]

They’re incels or baiting

Pick one

[storm jungle]

^

[dapper gyro]

Because she can turn into diamond, yet still have though bouncing... thighs.

[storm jungle]

I mean no

she hardens her entire body

what we are seeing is her human form

[spare osprey]

I did see someone say this is the Chinese slowly psyop’ing Americans to be gay

With full confidence

[arctic talon]

More, none of the men’s outfits are slutty show as much skin as the woman’s

[queen laurel]

Yes

You know what i don't mind

[spare osprey]

I’m hyped for the thing speedo skin

[arctic talon]

How many lobotomized people do y’all think are in this thing

[tall plinth]

Uhhhh

[dapper gyro]

They can add the OG Namor outfit.

[tall plinth]

At least two

[queen laurel]

At least 100

[arctic talon]

True

[bold veldt]

100% someones counted it before

[arctic talon]

For sure

[summer mural]

not enough to save the imperium

we need more servitors

i recommend using the entire civilian population of ultramar

[bold veldt]

long way off from atoma

[rose thorn]

I heard she’s a uh, writers pet in a bad way in the comics. Ie star fire

Or I guess the pen’s pet

[outer wave]

I dunno why but the way she walks reminds me of a robot

Also yes big FAT fucking thighs

[rocky gale]

One of her thighs is the size of Penni's entire body

[outer wave]

Too much meat in her diet

[dapper gyro]

It makes me question how tiny is Penni.

[outer wave]

Shes like a Japanese teenager right?

[dapper gyro]

No?

[rocky gale]

Lead Dev has said she's 18 in the games timeline

But yea she's tiny

[arctic talon]

So she’s a teenager

Tbh

[dapper gyro]

Who did Peter bang this time?

[arctic talon]

Not related

[rocky gale]

Penni isn't related to Peter

[outer wave]

Im gonna stereotype and go off the fact that shes a Japanese woman so VERY short

[rocky gale]

She's the Spider person for her own dimension

[arctic talon]

She’s an alternate universe Spider-Man

Yeah

[tough haven]

at least 4

[dapper gyro]

Huh

[rocky gale]

Her dimension is also inspired by Evangelion

[dapper gyro]

So many timelines

[arctic talon]

Well

Marvel rivals is that gimmick

Turned up to 11

[rocky gale]

Her Venom storyline is also pretty messed up

[arctic talon]

Doesn’t it like

Eat aunt may

Or something

Well “eat”

[rocky gale]

Yea the OG pilot of the Venom suit is Penni's best friend, but then it absorbs them and then Aunt May when she tries to save the Pilot

[dapper gyro]

Ah, so the usual main spider person curse.

[rocky gale]

It's thought to be why in the second Spiderverse she looks so defeated, like everyone she cared about got absorbed by the Venom suit

[summer mural]

that movie needs beyond the spiderverse asap

that trilogy is going to be so goated

[dapper gyro]

The spidermen always have to lose some loved ones, doesn't matter the universe.

[summer mural]

those movies look like they come from 200 years in the future

[sacred ginkgo]

Suffering Builds Character™️

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/miles-miles-morales-shameik-moore-spider-man-atsv-gif-7868584735703656279

[rocky gale]

Also fun fact Penni was created by Gerard Way, the lead singer from My Chemical Romance

[queen laurel]

Man this movie was sad for miles

[rocky gale]

Always find it odd/cool that Gerard Way just like makes comics now

[queen laurel]

My guy got treated like he's not human because he's on a normally apparently

[rocky gale]

He made Penni Parker, Umbrella Academy and The Killjoys

[summer mural]

the lead singer of my chemical romance made umbrella academy

really?

[rocky gale]

Yep

[summer mural]

that is a hot fact I am glad I learnt

[rocky gale]

He made the original comics

[summer mural]

thats pretty insane

[rocky gale]

Yea the dominoes falling of 9/11 leading to this

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-luther-hargreeves-diego-hargreeves-vanya-hargreeves-elliot-page-gif-26244792

[summer mural]

he wrote my guy

my main man

klaus

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-klaus-hargreeves-the-umbrella-academy-season3-danced-moves-grooving-gif-26016945

[opaque coyote]

Despite this image being a meme.

Furries do actually exist in Cyberpunk

I think they're called Exotics

[queen laurel]

We went a single day without a laati brain burst image

Well back to zero

[opaque coyote]

Official artwork

[opaque coyote]

Deez nu

[spring cairn]

Furries get their fetish bait, and I get to shoot furries in the game, seems like a win-win scenario

so I agree

[opaque coyote]

To be honest I'm just disappointed that the

Animals didn't have any furries

Like

The gang is literally called Animals

[queen laurel]

They have watered down a lot of things in cyberpunk

For the game

[spring cairn]

it's more about being savage

like an animal

than a real animal

[opaque coyote]

Hopefully Orion actually adds some stuff back in

[summer mural]

whos orion

the goat guy?

[spring cairn]

no

it's the next game

[summer mural]

also, cyberpunk is getting a sequel right, i wonder how theyl change up night city, since its gonna be set there again, presumably

[spring cairn]

codename project Orion

[opaque coyote]

Furries in denial

[summer mural]

the next cyberpunk is called Orion

ah its a codename

nvm

[opaque coyote]

💀

[summer mural]

i literally assumed its cyberpunk 2077: Orion

that doesnt seem right

[spring cairn]

I'd like more self-inflictable body horror in the next title

[summer mural]

also I wonder what triple a actor cdpr is gonna drag into it next

[spring cairn]

jack black

[summer mural]

my money's on brad pitt

[spring cairn]

I am Jhonny

Nuclear bomb !

[queen laurel]

Jack black as karl franz

[summer mural]

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

https://tenor.com/view/cosplay-thor-jack-black-custome-gif-20281552

[arctic talon]

Real

Give me more horrific augmentations

I couldn’t mutilate V enough lol

No cosmetic augmentations either

[spring cairn]

I want my head to be able to split in 2

[arctic talon]

Unlikely

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's why I like Maelstrom due to how fucked up they look

[queen laurel]

To be fair like realisticly speaking how dangerous of a boss is v would be in the table top game

[arctic talon]

Idfk

What’s an abstraction for gameplay

And what canon lore wise

V can die to a single head shot from a high caliber pistol in a cutscene lol

[queen laurel]

And then by the end game be fighting the greatest warrior to have ever lived

[arctic talon]

Nah

I’m talking not even early game

During phantom liberty

[spring cairn]

i'll be happy if the upgrades are visible on u at least

[arctic talon]

Tbh

[summer mural]

same

[arctic talon]

A lot of it is

Under the skin

So to speak

[spring cairn]

yeah but that is lame

[summer mural]

under the skin he says

[arctic talon]

But more external ones would be nice

[opaque coyote]

Considering the higher end of gameplay. They defeated Adam Smasher.

It would probably be a fast Adam

[arctic talon]

There’s a lack of cosmetic and external augmentation

Most of it is subdermal stuff in 2077

[opaque coyote]

Smh can't even get Rebecca's synth skin

[arctic talon]

And it’s unlikely the weirder and freakier stuff from the tabletop

Is gona be in the next game

Imo

Especially for some of the niches that don’t exist

[queen laurel]

Aren't your arms basically the most visible part of the augmentations in cyberpunk 2077?

[arctic talon]

In the way 2077 is designed as a game lol

[summer mural]

isnt witcher 4 gonna come out before the next cyberpunk

[arctic talon]

Yes

[queen laurel]

Yeah besides that you don't really see it a lot

[spring cairn]

it won't because that would now look out of place from what the first game established the universe looks like

[arctic talon]

V is ultimately a Apollo

[arctic talon]

Nah

Because the ttrpg still exists

Lol

Give me the bright pink anti material rifle

[spring cairn]

imma be real

90% of the ppl who played

do not know and do not care

[arctic talon]

Idc, my tastes are superior/hj

[spring cairn]

the game is kinda separate visually

[arctic talon]

Not at all

What

Compared to RED?

The biggest changes to the aesthetic are mostly corporation logos

2077 just doesn’t have any of the weirder augmentation or weapon brands

And anything tied to the other roles

[spring cairn]

i mean it feels cleaner

[arctic talon]

2077? I guess

But that’s just artstyle

You can’t translate the RED art 1 to 1 to a FPS imo

[spring cairn]

that's what i was talking about

[arctic talon]

It’s gona look way too fucking over detailed

But I still think they can take the more interesting augmentation

Tbh

Also V is a solo and Therfore cursed with the most boring fucking augments ever/hj

[spring cairn]

i think getting the freaky shit in that's missing would clash too much with what the first game established the artstyle is and is why they won't do it

[arctic talon]

Not really

[queen laurel]

Yeah i want to look like a giant monster

[spring cairn]

i want all that shit in don't get me wrong

[arctic talon]

I think weird synth skin colors and vampire teeth aren’t too weird

[spring cairn]

but that's why they won't do it

[arctic talon]

Personally at least

Or like

The weird augment that you can give medias

[opaque coyote]

Also I think the mindset for 2077 is that they also wanted to try their hands on some newer shit

[arctic talon]

I forget the name of

It’s like

Some fucking face replacement

[spring cairn]

it will remain coherent with 2077 and be "clean"

[arctic talon]

That’s a camera

No art of it but it pretty much replaces half your face with a very fancy recording device + armor lol

[opaque coyote]

Honestly like

It's a universe that has you casually slicing your arms off for fucking cybernetics

Synth skin and vampire teeth are probably much more mundane

So yeah it isn't that weird.

[arctic talon]

I’m surprised exotic synth skin colors arent a cosmetic option

[spring cairn]

weird skin was present in 2077

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[spring cairn]

just not for the player

[arctic talon]

Just not for V

[opaque coyote]

Yeah which is sad

[arctic talon]

Synth skin is like the least weird augment imo

[spring cairn]

it's not

it also looks clean

[opaque coyote]

Also it would've been funny for Johnny to judge you on your synth skin choices

[arctic talon]

Lol

[opaque coyote]

"Why did you choose Purple?"

[spring cairn]

why he ourple

[arctic talon]

Also the corporations have no teeth lol

In 2077

They’re so fucking weak holy shit

[queen laurel]

To be honest i wanted my character to be built like a super battle droid

[opaque coyote]

Where are the borgs

Why can't you become a borg

[queen laurel]

Similar to those fighters on the tv

[arctic talon]

Beyond that

Lol

They lack teeth

[queen laurel]

You remember when your doctor is talking about those skull plating

Tanking like what's 75% of the blows

[arctic talon]

The squads aren’t that dangerous

[opaque coyote]

Militech moment

[arctic talon]

Lol real

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely I think the only squad that is dangerous was the Maxtac one

[arctic talon]

Maxtac doesn’t count imo

But yes

[opaque coyote]

Exactly it's kinda sad

[arctic talon]

Whenever you fight the corporations it doesn’t need to be like maxtac

[opaque coyote]

You think that Arasaka would have some Maxtac tier opponents casually there

[arctic talon]

But it should feel fucking close to it lol

[queen laurel]

I just wish i could alter my body to look like rhino or something at least

[arctic talon]

Too bad

No muscles

[queen laurel]

Unfortunate

[arctic talon]

No biotech

[spring cairn]

no, the character customization in 2077 was p weak

good job guys you added a penis slider very funny

hoping they'll step it up a notch for Orion

[opaque coyote]

All of it was sacrificed for the penis slider

[arctic talon]

The penis slider is like

It exists

I guess

[opaque coyote]

Also if I remember correctly can't you like

[arctic talon]

Why does it exist lol

[opaque coyote]

Have a penis slider on a female presenting character

[arctic talon]

Yes

If you want

[queen laurel]

You don't even see it on sex scenes right?

[arctic talon]

I don’t remember

Lol

[spring cairn]

last minute thing they added because they knew it would generate discussion

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that makes sense

[opaque coyote]

Admittedly it is funny

[spring cairn]

uh

not really

[opaque coyote]

But also still disappointing

[queen laurel]

Dude if they added like genital customization why not just give us like mr studs

[opaque coyote]

My humor is juvenile at points

[queen laurel]

You know the sex augment

[spring cairn]

it would've been if the customisation was in depth

[arctic talon]

lol

Cmon you know why

They’re not going to let you buy an augment to replace your dick

[opaque coyote]

Don't want it to be like that one guy who had his Mr.studd burn

[arctic talon]

That was a bootleg

Tbf

Still skill issue

Chop it off

[opaque coyote]

Seriously I genuinely felt bad for him

[arctic talon]

Coward

[queen laurel]

Unfortunate

[opaque coyote]

Testicular Torsion x2

[opaque coyote]

...I wonder if like similar to how people argue about plastic/fake tiddies. They do the same about dicks in the Cyberpunk universe

Probably not

[arctic talon]

There’s an augment to replace your vagina as well

[opaque coyote]

Here have

Cat

[arctic talon]

Midnight lady

Except it’s not advertised in game

[opaque coyote]

Sad

[arctic talon]

Because the devs are cowards/j

But they have the ad for the replacement penis lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah honestly i wanted them to go deeper on how degenerate the city can get

[rose thorn]

Can’t wait to see what space marine reveal is tomorrow

[summer mural]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUhXSaYXlMU

thats from 5 hours ago

in case you havent seen it

[storm jungle]

POWER CELL

[summer mural]

ah yes

powercellmaxxing

in 2025

[hallow plover]

When are they changing the laser marker for the bio titan mission

I had a guy picking it up and not using it for 30mins because he can't read nor hear his screaming teamates

[storm jungle]

When they finally make some good new missions.

(never)

same with the Monolith island allignment stuff

[hallow plover]

Truly grim

[storm jungle]

I dont really know like

what makes these last 3 new missions so boring

I wanna put my finger on it but I just cant

the visuals look pretty but thats kind of it

[hallow plover]

Just give me horde

So I can rip and tear

[storm jungle]

Next week

after the 10th space marine DLC

[hallow plover]

I'll play for a few hours and probably uninstall

[rose thorn]

I was shit posting lmao

[summer mural]

oh

well

im going to sleep

my spirit is crushed

[rose thorn]

Good night uwu

If tomorrow is space wolves reveal I’d crash out

[outer wave]

2025 will be the Year of the Powercel....

[spring cairn]

powercels be seething over us vaccum capsulechads

[outer wave]

[bold veldt]

its slow

no story

just a slog

[rose thorn]

maybe a skull of a cursling?

[sacred ginkgo]

Could be a navigator skull or something out there

[rose thorn]

yeah thats what it probably is

but a girl can dream

[arctic talon]

It’s prolly 40k

Maybe for munda

Or killteam

[rose thorn]

its porbbaly BTs

[arctic talon]

Navigator skull for BT feels out of place

[vagrant fox]

It wouldn't be the first time

[arctic talon]

Not a navigator

That’s a weird ass thing they killed

I forgot the name one moment

[vagrant fox]

I don't think it's BT either but ya know

[arctic talon]

Skull of the Cacodominus

It’s a xenos thingy

[rose thorn]

if bt hate psykers how do they navigate their ships

[tough haven]

By having a hypocrisy like the rest of the imperium

[vagrant fox]

It's all over the place, they don't hate navigators anymore

[rose thorn]

lmao

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/shinji-evangelion-devil-may-cry-hair-hand-gif-4271964701858845682

how is everyone today

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783433583816736820/1361497146326777866/bathinghippo.mp4?ex=67fef887&is=67fda707&hm=eb08acdc004952019d4b24221be40fcb169d291aa0907317b6f0f9a066d2d35b&

like that

[viral halo]

do you want the gif of this

[vagrant fox]

the music is vital

[arctic talon]

4chan blew up

Where am I going to get my gifs and videos from now

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-hippo-shower-cute-wash-gif-5744567428133534223

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/police-officer-officer-falling-to-knees-devastated-nooo-nooooooo-gif-7512478635251707363

me all day

I fucking love 4chan

[vagrant fox]

rip to my daycare

[viral halo]

/tv is so fun

[vagrant fox]

2006-2015 you were the real years

[viral halo]

After it became a botfarm post 2016 it fell off hard

tv was still a good thread though

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[vagrant fox]

/tg/ and /out/ were nice places

/x/ for the schizoposting

[viral halo]

/tv and /x

my beloveds

/tg has my favorite internet interaction ever

it was an iron warriors vs imperial fists thread

and they legit tore each other to shreds

Most times I have ever seen the N word outside of /pol or ifunny at that time

It was just thousands of posts

tg also used to have links to megafiles that had EVERY book and rulebook ever in it before that megathread got doinked out of existence

I dled every 8th ed codex and all of Gaunt's Ghosts and the heresy books off TG back in like 2016-2017

[vagrant fox]

I wonder if moot is happy now, probably

Man I had all of the rulebooks until my old PC died, I went over the oWoD ones obsessively

[arctic talon]

Oof

[viral halo]

I have a few of the 7e codexes on my phone I look at sometimes for the art

The WHFB rulebooks were prob my fave tho

[plush mason]

what

reddit lost it's basement?

[storm jungle]

what happened lol

how can 4chan get nuked

[hallow plover]

Website is down for... reasons

[storm jungle]

Shame. Wish it was permanent.

[vagrant fox]

Some hacker doing their thing

[arctic talon]

You know how there’s people so bad /pol/ bans them

It’s from another image board site

[storm jungle]

4chan is literally just reddit with no mods

[arctic talon]

It has mods

[vagrant fox]

Unfortunately it has mods

[arctic talon]

Anyways point being

[storm jungle]

"mods"

[vagrant fox]

mods ruined /tg/ and I say that unironically

[arctic talon]

Some Uber racists hacked 4chan

[plush mason]

hence why i call it reddit's basement

[arctic talon]

Doxxed all the sites staff

And did some other shit lol

And then the site caught on fire

[plush mason]

why

[vagrant fox]

it is a mystery, probably for the best

[arctic talon]

Idk, maybe they’re mad, maybe it’s to prove something

Who the fuck knows

[hallow plover]

Nothing will happen and it'll go back to the usual soon(?)

[vagrant fox]

WT Snacks is back for revenge as far as anyone is aware

[summer mural]

ngl

those 4chan warhammer lore pages are hilarious

[arctic talon]

1d4chan?

[summer mural]

some of that stuff is so funny

yeah

1d4chan

[arctic talon]

Or I guess it’s successor 1d6chan

[summer mural]

theres just so much uncontrolled rage in those lore pages

[arctic talon]

/tg/ moment

[summer mural]

the literal first paragraph in the page for warhammer fantasy battle

Warhammer is dead! Long live Warhammer! It has been replaced with Age of Sigmar by GW with a continuation of the canon storylines. For the supplement where the world is destroyed, see The End Times. To see the fan revolt continuation of the game, see The 9th Age or Warhammer Army Project. To see the video game adaption, see Total War: Warhammer. There's also the Endhammer project.

WARHAMMER LIVES! STOMP STOMP.

[arctic talon]

If only whfb was an actual good system

[summer mural]

Fantasy is a place where MEN are MEN, and ELVES are MENUATHI, and DWARFS are MENRI, (and Skaven are MAN-THINGS don't exist you heretic). The entire world is constantly saturated in ancient and warping magic to the point that giant skulls are natural formations in rock, flora sometimes grows eyeballs and genitals, nobody stays dead, and the whole planet is some part of the Old Ones' last-minute emergency anti-Chaos plan, maintained by their hordes of Mesoamerican lizard people. It also has many more dead-hard, beardy Vikings killing, raping, and pillaging, some extremely hungry steppe nomads, and everyone's favorite green menaces to society. It is a world where there's an new Dark Lord every month, where the forces of Good Good Enough are beset by the hordes of Evil at all times, but where the right individual in the right place can still determine the fate of millions. In the grim, grey present of the 3rd millennium IC, there is always a chance that there could be something more than war. Maybe even for a whole month.

[vagrant fox]

They were funny more often than not at least, fa/tg/uys

weirdly horny and angry but besides that

[summer mural]

" The Forces of Good Good Enough"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

Tbh

That is just

Order in general lol

Both in whfb and AoS

Order being more prone to infighting in AoS then whfb is funny

[storm jungle]

the AOS page is also like

extremely outdated

and obvs written by chuds

lmao

[summer mural]

holy shit

some of these pages are like the ravings of a nerd on crack cocaine

[arctic talon]

Most of the stuff was written when 1e was becoming less shit

And it’s obvious lol

[storm jungle]

its also like

legit 2010-ass writing

HERETIC HERETIC HERETIC

like mfer come up with some better material

[vagrant fox]

it was acceptable at the time not 15 years later ok

[arctic talon]

Actually the page looks better now

Lol

Wtf

Did they rewrite it

[vagrant fox]

I think a bunch of it has

[storm jungle]

yeah also remember anyone can re-edit the page

theres no permission-asks/locks lol

[summer mural]

High Elves are ethnically divided into ten major groups by region. Some are such pricks who treat even other High Elves like Eldar treat the Mon'keigh, some are fatalistic jackasses with the personality of a secret service agent, some are revenge-obsessed sociopaths who make the Inquisition look like Lawful Good Paladins, some are nutty professors wizards, and some are hippies murderhobo bards who are willing to make love AND war as the situation requires. In addition, High Elves have districts within major trade cities in all the good factions.

this fandom has too much time on their hands.

that is my final conclusion.

[arctic talon]

No shit

It’s 4chan users

[storm jungle]

if you think thats cancer go read some of their 40k pages

peak autismo

[summer mural]

yeah Im not posting dark elf paragraphs

[vagrant fox]

I didn't like Angry Marines when I saw its ugly gestating form on the board, and I still think it sucks

Fuklaw is like 0.1% better

[tight stratus]

Wormwood agents...

Any Matilda fans? Was my favorite childhood movie and its all I can think about when I hear it mentioned

[storm jungle]

Wyrmwood*

[arctic talon]

Wyrmwood

I am a wyrmwood agent

Wyrmwood

This is wyrmwood

[vagrant fox]

I always find myself thinking about that Torchwood series

[tight stratus]

Doctor who?

Nice

I never really liked Jack, but I also was never a middle aged woman that would fawn over him.

Ironically, I was and still am a boy called Jack that just wanted to see cool aliens, not the brooding thriller detective stories and such

[remote widget]

If I parked a mid size hatchback on a table, could I proxy that as an ordinatus armageddon, or should I be looking at a volvo or longer @storm jungle

[arctic talon]

Ordinatus Armageddon could be proxied with like

[celest dome]

On the same occasion, is it Mourningstar or Morningstar ?
Think I've been using both since launch

[arctic talon]

Mourningstar

Iirc

[summer mural]

the official name of the ship is Mourningstar yeah

[arctic talon]

The hub song is called “The Mourningstar”

[remote widget]

It's supposedly like 1.5km?

[arctic talon]

Thats

Not right

The way it’s described in helsreach is it’s as long as an emperor class titan laying down

[remote widget]

Ah, figured this seemed a lil sus, but it does have a full scale novacannon

[arctic talon]

And the epic scale minis for the ordinati were as tall as the warlord titan minis

Tldr

It’s big

But it’s not that fucking big lol

It’s big to the point where GW is likely to never produce a mini

But it’s not so big it wouldn’t be able to fit on a table

[remote widget]

Ah here's the full image

[arctic talon]

Yeah that is

Def off lol

Because we get an approximate description in Armageddon

Which is a bit more then an emperor class titan laying down long

And more then 2 land raiders wide

The nova cannon it’s mounting def is miniaturized even if it hits as hard as a full one

[remote widget]

So 100-200m depending on what that titan is kitted with and how you measure it: Arms straight up or to its sides, that makes more sense and is utterly tabletop useless, unless you wanna take a guy out on a different table at the tourney, which i think would be hilarious

[arctic talon]

Tbh the Ordinatus's for heresy are already

comically impractical

they're also super toxic already considering their gun instant deaths everything LOL

I think as far as Ordinatus goes Minoris are the biggest we're getting on the table

[vagrant fox]

It would be cool to get new models or art for the bigger ones

even cooler would be more space navy stuff

[rose thorn]

The AOS thing?

[storm jungle]

NO

DARKTIDE

[rose thorn]

OH

THERES LIKE 20 THINDG IN WH NAMED WYRMWOOF

[arctic talon]

This is wyrmwood

I am a wyrmwood agent

Mourning star this is wyrmwood

God I’m so happy next season for League frees us from the Noxus Rift, I was tired of looking at dry grass 💀

[arctic talon]

I can name like 5 off the top of my head lol

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah is LoV fans excited for their next foot hero?

[arctic talon]

Lol

Inb4 LoV get a wave 2

They haven’t shown anything resembling LoV in teasers

Yet

[rose thorn]

They showed 1 thing

[arctic talon]

That could be imperium as well

Is the thing

[rose thorn]

Imperium doesn’t use those gloves

[arctic talon]

Do they not?

Weird

Could have sworn some of them had fingerless gloves

Oh we still have unsolved 2023 rumor engines lol

Wonder why

[rose thorn]

Just house orlock

But theirs are skin tight

And have knuckle dusters

[rose thorn]

These read like gloves with finger numbs, not fingerless gloves

[arctic talon]

Can’t believe this is still unrevealed lol

Wtf is this thing

It’s def AoS

Or whfb

[rose thorn]

Oh we know what it is

It’s an endless spell that got scrapped

We’re 99% sure

Because it’s in the AOS rule book

In the background

[arctic talon]

Bruh

Rip to a real one

[rose thorn]

Yeah lmao

There’s art of it, it’s like the big Ghur endless spell

But a spider

[arctic talon]

Do you have an image of it?

If not that’s fine

Hm

Hmmmmmmmmm

From 2023 as well

AoS or old world

[rose thorn]

It’s nighthaunt hero

[arctic talon]

Prolly

[rose thorn]

Someone leaked it a while ago, they were correct about the Gloomspite stuff

[arctic talon]

The question is why hasn’t it been released yet

Imo

The fact like

Then again

[rose thorn]

It’s for thsi edition probably

[arctic talon]

The fucking necron overlord went almost 5 years before being released

LOL

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

So whatever

[rose thorn]

did we ever get that liek, perfect blade

[arctic talon]

The like really fancy sword

From the rumor engine?

Nah it’s still unresolved

This one?

[rose thorn]

This is the oldest unsolved rumor engine

What the fuck is this lmao

[arctic talon]

Idfk lol

It’s an eldar head

Or heads

Wait no

Are those whfb elves?

[rose thorn]

I thought it was a serpahon

[arctic talon]

Also this landmine is def votann

[rose thorn]

Also I think the quote is literally an AOS poem

[arctic talon]

It is

I think it’s AoS related

But it’s got the old world styled elf helmet

Or I guess cities of sigmar one

[rose thorn]

I don’t see it

[arctic talon]

On the left

One moment

[rose thorn]

OH ITS ART

[rose thorn]

Is it art or a model?

[arctic talon]

I have no fucking clue

It feels like art

[rose thorn]

Maybe it’s eldar shit

[arctic talon]

But the overlay makes it fucking impossible

To make sure

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

Eldar don’t have helmets that style on the left

Though

[rose thorn]

What the fuck is that thing to the right

[arctic talon]

Right one def does look eldar esque

As a helmet

[rose thorn]

If we get Phoenix elves back I’d die laughing

[arctic talon]

It prolly is

But redesigned

[rose thorn]

They had such a shitty goodbye from the lore

[arctic talon]

Generic imperial servoskull 21471737

[rose thorn]

This is probably with the blades of khrone release

Or

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

It’s ogors

[arctic talon]

Or imperium lol

There’s an old mini

With a similarly styled skull lantern

[rose thorn]

Also this is 100% isn’t 40k and I’m happy lmao

I, don’t know

Who it would be though

[arctic talon]

Soulblight

Or nightlords

It can literally only be those 2

[rose thorn]

Soulblight just released

[arctic talon]

But it’s 99% soulblight

[arctic talon]

Saved for later

GW does it a lot of the time

[rose thorn]

And they ahve like 30 fuckinh vampire lord proxies

[arctic talon]

It’s what happened with the necron teleporting dude

[arctic talon]

Too bad more

500 vampire lords

[rose thorn]

Tzeentch?

[arctic talon]

This is def 40k. Munda, killteam or a character

[arctic talon]

It’s too generic ngl

[rose thorn]

I think lov

[arctic talon]

Bird feathers imply

It’s like

Whfb, AoS

Or tzeentch 40k

[rose thorn]

There was a child being murdered in skaventide

[arctic talon]

Or it could be daughters of khaine

[rose thorn]

Who was decorated with feathers

Oh yea

[arctic talon]

Wtf lol

[rose thorn]

Love?

Lov?

[arctic talon]

Maybe?????

Likely not khadron

Idoneth coded

Skaven????????

[nocturne crest]

Admech?

[arctic talon]

Could be

[rose thorn]

Idoneth OR deer elves for Sylvaneth.

[arctic talon]

But that style isn’t very like

Admech

[rose thorn]

League of Votaan

[arctic talon]

Lol

It reads very skaven to me

Ngl

[rose thorn]

Wait where’s the spears

[arctic talon]

I think because of the orb

[arctic talon]

The spears from a while ago were the new soulblight skeletons

[rose thorn]

Not those ones

The one that looked like a csm spear

[arctic talon]

Oh

Wasn’t that the new chaos lady from end of edition AoS

I forgot her name

Oh wait

[arctic talon]

Oh

That’s khadron

100%

The studs

Match the khadron minis

[rose thorn]

Yup

[arctic talon]

That one is

Alpha legion related

100%

as for who has it yeah idfk

[rose thorn]

To me this also looks KO, my vision is the first and thsi one are on the same spear

The blade no

But the connect point

[arctic talon]

its not KO because its literally alpharius's spear

[vagrant fox]

It's a little different isn't it

[arctic talon]

spear tip design is the exact same

[vagrant fox]

The tip yeah, it's more this bit I'm puzzled by

[arctic talon]

true

[rose thorn]

Probably an alpha legion kt

But I’d like to believe otherwise

[sacred bluff]

That's omegon

[arctic talon]

why, there's only like 2 real options. AL character or a KT tbh

[rose thorn]

Because it would be the funniest timeline if it’s not

[arctic talon]

LOL

fair enough

[rose thorn]

Man I hate Reddit

Considering my knight house idea, it’s a fine idea but I don’t think it’s interesting

so back to the drwaing board

i dont have a cool idea so i shoudl write the history

simiulate a mental timeline

[outer wave]

Did they give you shit for it or something?

[rose thorn]

no it just wanst very interesting

i slept on it and it was fine

[outer wave]

Ah I see

For a moment I thought you shared your idea on Reddit and got shat on for it

[rose thorn]

lmao no

the idea was a planet where the lower class live on a gas giant and the nobles live on amoon and are super grouned and shit but thats kinda meh

[outer wave]

Nice foundation of an idea since we dont really talk much about gas giants in 40k

[spare osprey]

Yall think a xeno could evolve to “survive” on a plague world

[outer wave]

No unless they mutated with it and in Nurgle's good graces

[tough haven]

Nurgle wanted to see what happens

[tough haven]

maybe lean into the gas giant more?

[rose thorn]

what would you do with a gas planet though?

[spare osprey]

I’m thinking they did

I’m thinking like a stink bug?

[rose thorn]

FIREND

FRIEND

FALSE EYES!!!

[tough haven]

Not sure, maybe like huge gravitationally anchored structures from DAOT or something?

They harvest fuel from it maybe?

maybe their knights fly? That could be cool

[queen laurel]

You could convert the gas into energy or something

Who knows maybe there's a lot of specific chemical compositions floating around it or something

[dusky scroll]

Isn't sending Imperial Guard to deal with Tyranid dumb? I mean, every casualty ending up fuel for Tyranid...

[bold veldt]

dont they explain something like that in SoT?

[bold veldt]

the basic solution to any problem is send Guard. if that dont work, send more

[dusky scroll]

Are there any specialization there for the Imperium to deal with tyranid? Like how Grey Knights deal with Chaos.

[bold veldt]

they are usually what you throw in to test the wayers

[bold veldt]

..Deathwatch i guess

theres not a specific militant force solely for Nids

[arctic talon]

Not really

Nids you need to slowly wear down

Over multiple planets somehow

[bold veldt]

the deathwatch have created a nice amount of counters for nids

[arctic talon]

Me when hellfire rounds

[bold veldt]

the Imperiums active plan is burn a ring of systems around the Sol, to turn the big nid fleet away

we see that in Tithes

[arctic talon]

(It’s not gona work)

[bold veldt]

nah

but

[arctic talon]

It will buy time lol

[bold veldt]

its still sort of a good plan

in theory

[arctic talon]

Yeah

It’s def not a bad one

[bold veldt]

always in theory

[arctic talon]

They need to pull a proper kryptman

And wait till nids hit the planet

Before blowing it up

[bold veldt]

“Theory only takes you so far.”

[arctic talon]

Oh also someone photoshopped the leaked lady malys mini together

[bold veldt]

my honest opinion? I dont think there is a good counter for nidd

not any the Imperium has to offer

[arctic talon]

Only really crons got it lol

[bold veldt]

or chaos

[arctic talon]

The mechanicus has ignited the atmosphere of a planet as a “solution” before

[bold veldt]

unless you are fighting that one fleet

[queen laurel]

Anything that dissolves biological matter

[arctic talon]

But the planet was polluted to shit

Lol

[queen laurel]

Is like the only really thing that can help you in that regard

They are all completely biological

[bold veldt]

let me rephrase then, there isn’t a cheap solution

[median star]

so do when know anything about brahms really is her dynasty even remotely close to atoma or did grendyl drag her accross the galaxy on this shit

[queen laurel]

That's more like it