40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

But he specifically said that "I am a master gamer"

Like look at this shit

speedruns video game
"I can see into the matrix"

????

He definitely didn't even actually speedrun it

[crisp heath]

That's just ego problems to be fair

Nothing to do w intelligence

[shadow plover]

wildest thing is that he decides to stream his failure

knowing he's shit at it

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbf I would say that the Emperor is stupid because he makes a bunch of egotistical decisions

[crisp heath]

I never understood why he did that either

[opaque coyote]

He probably thought that he WAS a god gamer

[shadow plover]

Elon is stupid, 100%

a rich stupid

[opaque coyote]

Huffed his own farts so much he became the farts

[crisp heath]

got a huge fukn ego and it wouldn't help everyone around him would be praising him for everything he does

[opaque coyote]

I pray for his downfall everyday

tbh

[opaque coyote]

he fired his previous pr manager because he thinks he doesn't need her

[crisp heath]

No same I can't stand him but I think calling him stupid is a bit of a reach

He lacks common sense

[shadow plover]

calling him intelligent is a reach, he surrounds himself with intelligent people by hiring them. He himself has done basically nothing noteworthy

[dapper gyro]

He is a salesman, not a scientist.

Egoism is what muskie is.

[crisp heath]

I didn't say he was intelligent tbf. I'd put smart pretty far below intelligence

Yeah ego tistical as hell

[opaque coyote]

he knows how to manipulate people

but the problem is that he also manipulates himself as a result

[crisp heath]

Yeah pretty much

Wouldn't even be surprised if most of the money he has was given to him and not actually earnt , apparently his cars are awful

[shadow plover]

Tesla batteries and motors are among the best in the industry but the quality of the cars themselves isn't that great. Combined with poor quality control it really shows on some cases

[crisp heath]

iv seen videos of the interior and it looks shite, people just using it and having things break cheaply produced

[opaque coyote]

oh yeah also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOfsGIoVzE4

[crisp heath]

That thing with the people testing the doors closing on their hands was funny

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbCQxBTcyRk

[crisp heath]

Have you seen the videos of recreations of the trex sound?

How the heck would they know is my question but still very cool

Like I understand if you still have the vocal cords right? but we don't have anything but fossils

[hallow basin]

I mean, if people have the science to recreate people's faces based on their skulls, I bet they can recreate vocal cords too or something

[crisp heath]

Tru that, I think it's all a whole lot of educated guesses

[opaque coyote]

that

s basically dinosaurs in general

the jurassic park dinosaurs at the time were

very accurate

but now they aren't

except for the t-rex ironically enough

the t-rex is probably the most accurate

[crisp heath]

I was just gonna say in 10-20 years everything we know could be wrong

I like how jurrasic park is also a bunch of animal DNA mixed into dinosaurs so they don't have to be spot on

The trex is mostly frog or something iirc

Goat movies man I might have to watch the original trilogy tn

That whole thing of they can't see when you stay still was to do w the DNA they added in

[crystal forum]

paleontology is not a very accurate science

it's biology mixed with a healthy dose of historian guessing

and history is barely a science, in that it follows the scientific process but it really sucks at getting results

on side note, we have now entered the era of people splicing together animal genes and calling it reviving an extinct species

can't wait for the hairy elephants to be made inevitably

[crisp heath]

O wow are they still doing the wooly mammoth thing I remeber hearing about this yeeears ago

[crystal forum]

would be fun if this served any purpose other than grant money by getting media presence

[celest dome]

The Scientists weren't the one claiming it was Direwolf iirc, it was Journalists that did

[crystal forum]

they let journalists spin it

it was 100% intentional

[crisp heath]

Imagine if we bring them back and there was a reason why they went extinct

Like they just destroy everything

[hallow basin]

wouldn't everyone else be extinct then 🤔

[crystal forum]

or you know, the factor that made them extinct still being around

like loss of habitat

or cats

cats are the great species destroyers

[crisp heath]

Yeah feral Cats are a pest here

[crystal forum]

i can't hate them though

[crisp heath]

Killing all our native birds

[crystal forum]

i love my little genocide machine

[crisp heath]

I was more so meaning If they messed w things that we need to support humans or just turned out to eat people or whatever

[hallow basin]

Nah I know, I'm just being facetious

[crystal forum]

there is not a single species of large animal on earth, extinct or not, that would threaten our existence

[crisp heath]

Ah I completely missed the point lmao

[crystal forum]

i know it goes without saying but an F-35 wins against most dinosaurs

until they learn to fly...

[celest dome]

Now if we were to speak of small animals, that could be more dangerous, reviving insects and you end up with Ancient Locust 💀

[crisp heath]

O jeez

[crystal forum]

or bacteria

revive the black death

actually i think it's still around

[crisp heath]

Yeah

Pops up all the time

[celest dome]

Labs still have active samples of it

Have a friend who used to work with some of it

[crisp heath]

O I might be thinking of bubonic

[crystal forum]

consumption

cool name for a terrible disease

scarlet fever

[arctic talon]

Bubonic is still in the wild

Which is

A “fun” fact

[crisp heath]

We have the vaccines for it now or something tho hey

[crystal forum]

at least polio is gone

[arctic talon]

If only we could eradicate other diseases

[hallow basin]

One step at a time

[celest dome]

And sometime 2 step back 💀

[crystal forum]

i too wish for tiktok to go away

[arctic talon]

Anyways have any of you guys read the anti vaxxer quarantine thing in the daemon codex

From 8e

Before Covid happened

Funniest shit ever

It was prophetic

Except we didn’t summon a great unclean one as a planet

(As far as I’m aware)

[crystal forum]

asmongold

[arctic talon]

He was already manifested

He doesn’t count

[crystal forum]

he got more powerful

[arctic talon]

I’m sad daemons aren’t getting a codex this edition

No funny stories

The lore in the 9e daemon codex was great

[crisp heath]

Oh man 40k coming semi true w the predictions is worrying to say the least

[crystal forum]

i dont even have a lasgun

what a ripoff

[arctic talon]

We had people injecting random shit as a cure

In that entry

Sorry uh “holy water”

[crystal forum]

bleach

[arctic talon]

And we had imperial authorities trying to get people to take a shot

And an insane preacher yelling about how it was poison

💀

So uh

[crystal forum]

geez

[arctic talon]

GW making a tongue in cheek joke came partially true

[crystal forum]

imperium actually inoculating

[arctic talon]

Anyways the population of the planet

[crystal forum]

not being cartoonishly evil

[arctic talon]

Melted into horrific daemon sludge

And a great unclean one crawled out of it

[arctic talon]

Tbh a sick slave menial is a unproductive menial

And it wasn’t a horrid disease or something

It was like, literally the flu

As in the irl flu, but in 40k

[crystal forum]

ye ik it makes sense

[arctic talon]

And it escalated horribly out of control because of 1 insane dude and the nobles being dicks in the past

[crisp heath]

The flu has been one of humans largest killers hasn't it

[crystal forum]

but imperium is rerarded sometimes

[arctic talon]

Yeah, but the imperium has a vaccine + cure in universe for it

[crystal forum]

i expect an author to be like the imperium had a cure but let the poor people die

[arctic talon]

Lol

Tbh

[crisp heath]

A runny nose that kills 💀

[arctic talon]

I’d assume menials get forcibly vaccinated in factory conditions

What are you going to do

[winter vessel]

sounds like that family guy skit where Lois' father had the cure for cancer but kept it to himself

[arctic talon]

Stop the servitor from jabbing you

[crystal forum]

ye like shoving antibiotics into cattle before butchering them. it's cheaper than losing a ton of livestock

[crisp heath]

How come whenever someone is working on the cure or close too they end up dead in plane crashes

[arctic talon]

Yeeep

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-penguin-green-glowing-gif-21079513

[crisp heath]

🤔 🤔

[arctic talon]

/j

The imperium has a “cure” for cancer

It’s called rejecting your meat

[crystal forum]

it's because they dont want you to know that the cure to all diseases is to be gay

[crisp heath]

bolter clicks

[arctic talon]

More like extensive cybernetic augmentation somehow prevents cancer

[crisp heath]

Oh

[arctic talon]

But yeah killing someone also cures them

[crisp heath]

I was replying to this btw haha

[winter vessel]

CANCER RAY

[arctic talon]

I’d assume rejuve can deal with cancer

[crystal forum]

gamma pistol

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s a “cure” as in you lose meat

[crystal forum]

literally ionizing radiation

[arctic talon]

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Tastes like pennies

[crystal forum]

but it also blows a hole through 6 bunkers so

[winter vessel]

not a bad trade

[arctic talon]

Not a danger for the one using it

[crisp heath]

I mean that makes sense apparently the Butcher is always removing cancer from our meat

[arctic talon]

If you’re not past the crux you wouldn’t own one in the first place

[arctic talon]

[crisp heath]

Like huge tumors

[arctic talon]

Are you sure those aren’t just cysts

[crisp heath]

I wouldn't know I'm just parroting stuff I have heard

[arctic talon]

Actually I wonder if grox can develop cancer

[crystal forum]

why wouldnt they

so you think shitty tyranid queens make malformed cancer ridden nids

[arctic talon]

I’d assume they’d make shitty deformed nids

We know nids can get cancer in horrific enough situations

Because of uh

[winter vessel]

create Tyranids who use weapons that shoot concentrated cancer

[arctic talon]

munda

[crystal forum]

that's like a manufacturing defect for them

[arctic talon]

Hive secundus Malstrain genestealers have

Totally not cancer

[crystal forum]

they have HUGE TURBO BRAINS

[crisp heath]

Amazing idea for homebrew nids here

[arctic talon]

Ignoring all the radiation they took in

[crisp heath]

Brainrot fleet

[arctic talon]

Their dna also got fucked up

By an magos biologis

Who was trying to uh

“Cure” genestealers

[crystal forum]

did he die

[arctic talon]

So those pure strains aren’t so pure dna wise

[arctic talon]

Yeah but he “got better”

[crystal forum]

ah shit

[arctic talon]

There’s a weird horrific flesh amalgamation

That imitates him now

[crystal forum]

i love munda

[arctic talon]

The Malstrain see it as their “father”

I wonder if eldar develop cancer, we know the Tau do

Or if they just have

Something else

[crystal forum]

wolf do you know what cancer is lol

any living animal can get cancer

[crisp heath]

They probably have super cancer with some warp element going on

[crystal forum]

cancer is just a mutation in the cells

tau can just remove it easily probably

[arctic talon]

Yes I know what cancer is

But the Eldar are bio engineered freaks of nature

[crystal forum]

cancer is nothing to humans too

[crisp heath]

I wouldn't say nothing

[crystal forum]

guys live so long

[arctic talon]

So I’m wondering if they end up with something worse

Considering using psychic powers too much literally turns them into fucking crystal slowly and painfully like calcification

[crystal forum]

no wolf the question is do drukari get aids

[arctic talon]

Idk

Prolly

They have a cure for it I’m sure

[crystal forum]

they got super aids

[arctic talon]

Relevant

If imperial nobles are like this

The drukhari are worse

[celest dome]

They might not be affected by human aids, but their owns

[arctic talon]

Yeah

also this is sad but also has some hope to it

[crystal forum]

kill the child

he will grow up vengeful

[crisp heath]

I read a short story about a guardsmen being tortured in the comoragh man that was messed up , the whole time the drukhari torturer was pretending to be another human in the next cell telling him to be strong and every little defiance is a small victory

[arctic talon]

Based

Gaslight gaslight gaslight

[crystal forum]

thank god torture isn't real

[arctic talon]

Ngl the least awful way to go is in the arena

Because it’ll be fast

Ish

I mean you’ll prolly get dismembered slowly and then killed

But as far as ways to go in comorroagh as a slave that’s up there

[crisp heath]

Ooo yeah I wouldn't wanna be there

[crystal forum]

i'd rather bash my head in on the cell wall and die quicker

hope i die before they find me

[arctic talon]

That’s assuming they don’t secure you properly

Tbh

When they give you a weapon for the arena

You can always turn it on yourself as well

LOL

[crystal forum]

dude they would stop you so fast

and torture you harder

[arctic talon]

It’s an option

[crystal forum]

you cant rely on bleeding out

they will stitch you up and torture

[arctic talon]

Oh I was assuming you’d just blow your head off

They do give you guns

They just don’t give you body armor mostly

[crisp heath]

He got tortured so bad his whole arm was useless and dangling by his side , they also broke every bone below his knees

[crystal forum]

i wonder what khan is doing

[arctic talon]

Hey that’s pretty kind

He got to keep his skin

And they only broke the bones

They didn’t do the uh

other thing

[crisp heath]

The torturer made sure to get more hours and even days out of him

[arctic talon]

Well

The thing I was thinking of would have made him last longer

Causing rapid bone growth and mutation is a favorite for haemonculi

[crystal forum]

drukhari can torture you in ways that leave you physically unharmed

[crisp heath]

The torturer took out one of the eyes of guards thar kept the guardsmen locked up for damaging him before he got to "play w him"

[arctic talon]

Could have had your leg bones start spouting spikes and growing out of you

[crystal forum]

hell even the CIA does this

[arctic talon]

Oh is this a kabal

That makes sense

[crisp heath]

Oh the Cia is the literal worst

[arctic talon]

They don’t get the best toys for torture

[crisp heath]

They used the money made on the war on drugs to fight the war on terror

[arctic talon]

Also they sell drugs

[crystal forum]

come on kids let's go waterboard some people

[crisp heath]

Twas just a 35 min short story on YouTube was quite good actually i like how they don't go to in depth on the torture

[arctic talon]

lol

That’s the best part/hj

[crisp heath]

I was sitting there squinting at most of the scenes like if I think about it hard enough I kinda imagine it

[arctic talon]

Drukhari parents to their trueborn children before water boarding them

Tbh

Gotta build up the little ones tolerance for pain

And suffering

[crystal forum]

suffering builds character

and by character i mean sociopathy

[arctic talon]

I wonder if Maharazi is afraid of his mother and father lol

Most trueborn are

[arctic talon]

It’s abuse all the way down

[crisp heath]

Question guys one of my sweet potatoes had some mold on it do I throw the rest

[crystal forum]

ask an irishman

[arctic talon]

You’ll be fine

I’d make sure your other sweet potatoes are fine before cooking them

[crisp heath]

Yeah cut into the other one and it was all good

[crisp heath]

I am irish decent funnily enough

[arctic talon]

But yeah I usually Chuck the whole piece of something away for mold because uh

Fungus moment

[crisp heath]

If I am consumed by nurgles rot put me down @arctic talon

[arctic talon]

It will be done

[crisp heath]

Praise be

[arctic talon]

Unrelated but I find it funny they kept this line. It’s so niche I think it only pops up once or twice in the game ever lol

[crisp heath]

Is this a reference to brokeback mountain LOL

[arctic talon]

Yes

It only happens when the protagonists + him are the only ones available that night to explore Tartarus

If you try to go you get this dialogue lol

[crisp heath]

Haha it always makes me laugh when game devs put references in their games

Dark tide has a penance that's a meme of a girl in a coat running fast

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s really funny whenever games do that

[proven needle]

You do find this in a Slaanesh den if memory serves...

[arctic talon]

It’s in a few places

[raven stone]

Ah Persona
Great stuff but never have time to truly get into the thick and meat of it.

[crisp heath]

Anyone seen Stephen kings the stand ?

1994 series

[storm jungle]

I have

its fucking hilarious

unhinged as hell too

[median star]

idea

power bolts

bolt shells that have their own power field

[crisp heath]

Found the full series on YouTube lol thought it would be a neat watch

[celest dome]

We have Force Bolts already, when Chain Bolts

[median star]

krak bolts

melta bolts even

[crisp heath]

I think we have something similar in real life

[median star]

we do have hedp 40mm which which basically be krak

[crisp heath]

Bolts that use a charge hey

Iirc they use them in space

I find it funny how planes are held together with rivets

Does make sense tho I suppose you don't want to be having to tighten things

[languid meadow]

Batarians.....

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1351534408217395261/ezgif-4cc7b3af49fa88.gif

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-ivy-deadlock-ivy-ivy-deadlock-deadlock-game-gif-11406954535130167813

Unrelated bonus gif

[dapper gyro]

Why imagining bolt rounds, when in lore and game, you have the strongest of them all?
The Turbo Penetration bolt.

[barren prawn]

irs monday you know what time it is i will now bitch about how the emperor treated magnus again

for example in the fury of magnus

||the emperor offered him a new legion MEANING HE COULD HAVE CREATED UNCHAOSY SONS FOR HIM||not only that
||but he could have offered soulbinding which most likely would have word in stopping the flesh curse||

either ||bind the remaining sons to the emperor or magnus or if magnus wasnt strong enough he could have sacrifcied himself to have his soul refragmented into the existing sons which he would have done if there was no other way to save them||

[tough haven]

40K is a tragedy, same with 30k

It’s meant for the stars to align just so to fuck people over as much as possible, almost comically

[shadow plover]

man only if romeo and juliet had communicated better so they both could be alive now

[barren prawn]

ikno ikno but dorn is boring as shit why couldnt magnus have been loyal instead 😭

[sacred bluff]

Best tragedy I ever read

[storm jungle]

the only tragedy was me paying money for these books

[storm jungle]

Also you dont get it Dorn is peak

now read another fucking passage in every Siege book about uhhh

📜

opens script

"Im loyal"

"We will hold"

yeah

[barren prawn]

dorns special primarch power is literally not lying

the most boring ass power

[storm jungle]

He said a one liner

why arent you clapping!!!!!!!

also my favorite part of this book was Vulkan fucking ruining everything with magnus' offer

one of the funniest parts of the book

"Would you take up this offer, Vulcan?"

"Nope."

"Lmao die dad"

[queen laurel]

Dilara after checking out a book only to find out it's dog shit

[storm jungle]

Siege of terra is garbage!

🗣️

[barren prawn]

he already said no to the emperor/emperors avatar i dont think vulkan could change his mind

all the emperor had to do was let the useless shits live

[storm jungle]

More like magnus was never gonna get redeemed because we need thousand sons to remain traitor

im more talking about just how dumb the entire ordeal was tbh

[storm jungle]

Even if he did they'd all die

Magnus is a dumbass that just doesnt understand his legion was doomed

lmao

[celest dome]

Quite difficult to write compelling stories when the end is already set

[storm jungle]

^

best way to put it

[barren prawn]

the emperor just made them wrong

🚬 or orrrrrr fuck it time travel

magnus travelled back in time and sold them to tzhetzsh before he was even found

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-jameson-crap-mega-crap-j-jonah-jameson-spider-man1-gif-23760846

[vagrant fox]

magnus more like stankgnus

Weird changes where they aren't needed and no changes when it could use some, weirdly consistently thing in the HH books from what I gather

[storm jungle]

Pretty much

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShaskaisWarhamBits/comments/j3bxh0/interesting_bits_from_the_siege_of_terra_fury_of/

heres a summary if you want it

one of the weirdest "why does this exist" Siege books

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[barren prawn]

is this gonna be about the spacewolf salamander combined ||majestic attire sussano||

[hallow plover]

It's true that it's dumb to act surprised about the fates of the different legions

[storm jungle]

Yeah its why I never really get attached

"will they wont they?"

no they wont lol

[plush mason]

yeah its a prequel, we already know the future outcomes

[spare osprey]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LUTHER BETRAYED THE LION AND FORMED THE FALLEN

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

Shorely the legion will be very competent about this

[vagrant fox]

Well, it seems interesting in some aspects at least

[rose thorn]

New space marine model

I’m gonna go fucking insane

The cake is real

[queen laurel]

oh another drop pod

[rose thorn]

Yes, space marines got space marines they can’t use in space marines so they had to get a new space marine

This has to exist just because of the space wolf release

None of the cult marines can use drop pods

And grey knights don’t use drop pods ever

[queen laurel]

it can also fit for the other marine factions

[rose thorn]

I know

[rocky gale]

It can’t be built closed

It can only be built open

[queen laurel]

what about the old one

Or whatever there's like 20 of these things

[rocky gale]

The old one could be built open or closed

[queen laurel]

ok so the geniuses of GW decided

that you can't do that now

[hallow saddle]

Oh siiiiick, new drop pods!!!!!

That is sick

[rocky gale]

But GW have said the new one can only built open to prevent rules arguments about its size of open vs closed

[hallow saddle]

It was problematic to build before and get everything to line up

So I kinda get it

[rocky gale]

Lame excuse

Their moulds are better now lining up is less of an issue with modern standards

[queen laurel]

Also again why

[hallow saddle]

It mean, it was true though

[rocky gale]

It was true

It no longer is

[queen laurel]

you have like multiple types of drop pods

[rocky gale]

It’s the same as saying “I couldn’t fly to space 100 years ago so we never can”

[hallow saddle]

Who says they didn't try the design for flappy doors?

And decide it didn't work?

[queen laurel]

OK this one is the old one that's out of stock

and honestly it doesn't even look bad

[rose thorn]

Yeha but it’s first born scale

Why do space marines even need drop pods

Just teleport smh

[hallow saddle]

Cause it's thematic and cool

[rose thorn]

It says you can put terminators in there

Who can already teleport

[hallow saddle]

The old drop pod was bad btw

[queen laurel]

too expensive and the mechies don't want to share

[hallow saddle]

Bad to build and bad to paint

There was a load of fiddly stuff inside, just not really a good model

[rose thorn]

Ignoring space marines already have a bunch of teleportation, when has that ever stopped space marines

[hallow saddle]

If the new design makes it easier to subassembly, which I reckon it will, it'll be tons better

[rose thorn]

Admech doenst even have any teleports

Except infiltrators

Who don’t teleport they infiltrate

[hallow saddle]

I don't really get what point Ur trying to make

[queen laurel]

What do you mean they make the technology of the imperium they have it

[celest dome]

They don't have it on the TT ?

[rose thorn]

Admech doesn’t even use teleports, so them not letting space marines use it is silly

[rose thorn]

90% sure

[celest dome]

That's what they mean ?

[rose thorn]

That’s what I mean

[queen laurel]

oh I thought you were talking about Lore silly me

[hallow saddle]

I thought we were talking about the drop pod model

[queen laurel]

what we can't switch conversations or something?

[hallow saddle]

Insane idea

[rose thorn]

My complaint is space marines using drop pods feel silly

[hallow saddle]

It feels silly right back to first edition then

[queen laurel]

Tell me which is more cost effective utilizing a **** ton of energy from generators to teleport a few groups or just shove them in a metal box and yeet them in a planet

[rose thorn]

[hallow saddle]

I think it rocks tbh

Drop pod assaults are cool as fuck

[rose thorn]

It’s like the worst way to transport the third most resource heavy unit in the imperium

[queen laurel]

It's silly but like, teleportation uses a lot of energy it would probably drain a lot of resources if constantly used

[hallow saddle]

The virgin telly porter Vs the chad drop podder

[rose thorn]

Space marines are all about like, wasting a shit load of resources

Shooting your infinite dollar soldiers in tin cans that can be shot down by anything

The army already uses teleportations

Like on the termies or Raven guard

Or dark angels

[queen laurel]

apparently it always also needs to be like specific on many things

[rose thorn]

Of course ignoring grey knights do it daily

But they are special boys

Oh and custodies

[hallow saddle]

Ya the teleporters are for special boys

[queen laurel]

yeah because they're actually special unlike space marines

[rose thorn]

This limitation doenst even make sense for space ships

[hallow saddle]

Custodes also have fuckin huuuuge teleporters

And most teleporters are not huge at all

Ud have to queue up for ages

[rose thorn]

Resource management is never ever an issue for the imperium with space marines

[hallow saddle]

Drop pods can get 1000 marines into combat at the same time with all the materiel they need

[rose thorn]

Last time it mattered was horus heresy or anything to do with catachan

[hallow saddle]

Err

[plush mason]

is that a mod or actually in the game?

[rose thorn]

<—— Number one drop pods hater

[queen laurel]

mod

[sacred bluff]

not sure

[queen laurel]

Or could also be art

which is definitely higher chance

[plush mason]

true

[rose thorn]

A drop pod is no different from using a ship and having marines jump out of it

Drop pods are MORE wasteful

[plush mason]

rule of cool

[rose thorn]

Teleporting is cooler

[queen laurel]

well they do that drop pods are just faster they are falling and don't have to worry about anti air shredding them, mostly

[rose thorn]

Ground to air defenses could still shoot a falling brick

[plush mason]

its the same idea behind the hell divers and the ODSTs, land them in past all the AA

[rose thorn]

A ship would be harder to hit

[plush mason]

it works better for the helldivers/ODST because their pods are way smaller

[hallow saddle]

Drop pod assaults are a tactic, not the the main way they get around everywhere

[plush mason]

yeah they are for deep strikes behind enemy lines

[rose thorn]

At least the ODST and hell diver things are A; 1 man, B; don’t waste a squad of infinite money soldiers if shot down

If guard used drop pods I’d literally have zero complaints

[queen laurel]

yeah you said it yourself a drop pod is a thing but most imperial assaults attack with a ship

[rose thorn]

“Ha ha the pod cost more than the soldiers”

[hallow saddle]

Guard don't teleport either though soooo

[rose thorn]

Yeha because they are cheap and worthless

[barren prawn]

just wait for GW to start selling boarding torpedos

[hallow saddle]

The point was that drop pods suck, why don't they just teleport everywhere?????

[barren prawn]

itll be a black tube for 60 bucks

[hallow saddle]

And the answer is cause they cant

[rose thorn]

But they can

[hallow saddle]

Drop pods suck, why don't they just use landing craft full of dudes? And the answer is that they do, all the time

[rose thorn]

Then why have drop pods

[hallow saddle]

They can't, they don't have teleporters everywhere

Nor enough teleporters

[hallow saddle]

If they can't land but need ppl on the ground

[rose thorn]

So use ships?

[hallow saddle]

So, they just didn't think of using ships?? Or......

Are they stupid? Just land the ships

[rose thorn]

Jump out of the ship

[hallow saddle]

In a protective vessel of some sort maybe?

With some kind of ablative armour and heat shield to help with reentry

[sacred bluff]

you made that word up

[plush mason]

lmao

oh wait starcraft also uses drop pods

ofc starcraft marines are literally criminals

but they also have a full squad of power armored soldiers in them

[tall plinth]

Because cool

[queen laurel]

yeah but don't their drop pods have slowing jets while space marine drop pods have none

[plush mason]

the drop pods the space marines use are used like a hammer, they slam into targets on the ground to crush them

then the squad gets out and starts killing everything in the area

so they are an attack onto themselves and normally target stuff like bunckers

[queen laurel]

they do have jets but it's for retrieval

[plush mason]

yeah

[hallow saddle]

They have some retro jets

And they pick up the pods afterwards

[queen laurel]

yeah but they aren't intended to slow down they are basically made to be giant thrown bricks from the sky

[shadow plover]

it doesn't in the picture but the age does really show when you have one at hand, and the kit is very awful to put together

[hallow saddle]

Some old pods like the dreadclaw can take off again but they're just chaos now

[plush mason]

they also have ones with turrets or missile launchers in them

[hallow saddle]

This is what I was trying to tell ppl!!!!

It's not a good kit

[plush mason]

the intent with them all is the same, slam them into a high value target and get to killing

[queen laurel]

yeah but the new one just looks so lacking in personality being unable to close

[storm jungle]

One small issue, the new one is:

removed guns
doors in fixed position
rubble is modular

[hallow saddle]

Also I've built a dreadclaw as well and that one the doors stay closed and it's not a good kit either

[storm jungle]

TRASH

[hallow saddle]

I like that the rubble is modular

[shadow plover]

they look better open on the battle field and people can't now model for advantage

[hallow saddle]

That's cool?

[storm jungle]

No.

[hallow saddle]

Why not?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-yelling-you-know-how-much-i-sacrificed-willen-dafoe-green-goblin-gif-15742158

It just looks bad, I hate it

go back to the older model

NOW

[hallow saddle]

Just glue it on if u want it?

[shadow plover]

what you on about

[hallow saddle]

Or don't glue it on if u don't want it

[storm jungle]

Im gonna glue some bombs on you if I want it tbh

(I do)

[queen laurel]

I'm surprised they didn't just like make the old one more up to date

[shadow plover]

this is literally that

[storm jungle]

GW will GW alas

at least its not the sanguinary guard

[hallow saddle]

It looks like they did!!!

[storm jungle]

Shut up!!!!

[plush mason]

i wonder what the drop pod's launch device looks like

[shadow plover]

they hang over a hole

[plush mason]

is it just a bunch of hexagon holes on a section of a strike cruiser's underside?

[shadow plover]

They can be covered I recon

[plush mason]

yeah

[hallow saddle]

Btw the old one, you couldn't have guns + marines. And no ones building a drop pod to not carry marines

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/Cj3ENSVogTo?t=68

[hallow saddle]

So it's kinda moot really

[storm jungle]

they get dropped off from bridges

[storm jungle]

Still pretty bad.

Hopefully your new miniatures break

[hallow saddle]

What's wrong with you

[shadow plover]

I cannot fathom why you'd hate the new one

[storm jungle]

Im evil

why is this so hard to get

[near wasp]

thats pretty fucked up

[storm jungle]

[hallow saddle]

The new one is just an update to the old pod, it looks similar cause that's what people want lmao

Ppl like the old drop pod, here's a new kit

[near wasp]

thats it im gonna cut up and morph a nercon warrior into a skeleton for dnd

[hallow saddle]

no I hate it

[storm jungle]

ıs that suppose to be a bad thing

THEY ARE LITERALLY SKELETONS

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/bonezone-dancing-skeleton-gif-15509355211278610936

[near wasp]

yeah but i can get a skeleton model for like a quarter the price

xD

[shadow plover]

the old kit is ass, it needed redoing and they did just that and addressed the issue how some were modelling them for advantage. Nothing will please you people....

[storm jungle]

guh

[storm jungle]

Just let people hate things

[shadow plover]

never

kill all haters

[storm jungle]

why do you guys have to ruin my fun

😠

[plush mason]

if necromancy was real

[hallow saddle]

U can hate all u want

[queen laurel]

very well since haters are killed you will be killed for hating people that like basic things

[hallow saddle]

Meanwhile I can rag on u hating

[queen laurel]

this is based on your own argument and belief

[shadow plover]

Hating paradox doesn't count

[storm jungle]

I will endure a thousand Primaris Desolator releases before I yield

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/necon-sip-gif-20028267

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910400427277828147/1353491142833995787/image0.gif

legionaries TO ME

[queen laurel]

yes it does because i say it so

[shadow plover]

ork voices don't matter

[queen laurel]

If you can say you can kill haters because you just say it I can say that you can die for hating haters because you hate them

[storm jungle]

bro

he really hit you with the "greenskin" comment

[near wasp]

ok space marine

[storm jungle]

this is crazy

[shadow plover]

🫡

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-cat-gif-15758099683439223679

[summer mural]

SPIDERS

giant spiders in my kitchen

[storm jungle]

no thats a cat you idiot

[queen laurel]

the average racism of a marine fan that will die the moment you reduce him into a human

[plush mason]

van saar?

[summer mural]

I CANT FIND THE FLAMETHROWER

well, im taking a break

il get the spiders like, next week or something

[storm jungle]

you are letting the spiders take ground and hold it

[summer mural]

when I get my salary il buy a flamethrower

[storm jungle]

you are a bad military leader

[tall plinth]

Spiders are you friends

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-killitwithfire-gif-5050335

the only solution

[near wasp]

just get a sledge hammer

[summer mural]

lmao what a gif

[tall plinth]

Spiders are the good guys

[queen laurel]

oh yeah jerk i wish in your next life you're a human fighter

[summer mural]

no i just came from the gym, im too sore to swing a sledgehammer

the spiders can have this battle

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910347522290098246/1361334719601578115/drop-pods.jpg?ex=67fe6141&is=67fd0fc1&hm=951fee58325f9ce5a07ad26b42bbcf130a4ad6afceb5d49ca26b99ead2fa8056&

Hmmmm

[summer mural]

damn

[queen laurel]

just use a slipper or boot

[shadow plover]

god I wish that were me

[queen laurel]

is your arm really that sore

[plush mason]

ngl the SOB have the dumbest form of drop pod

[near wasp]

[plush mason]

just drop a whole ass church

[shadow plover]

FUCK ASS HUGE CHURCH

[summer mural]

hot women go to space conventions?

[shadow plover]

it's great

[summer mural]

whats the world coming to

[storm jungle]

they are hired

[summer mural]

ooooh

[storm jungle]

you can see the Space Marine 1 logo on the side

lmao

[summer mural]

HOOW MUCH

[storm jungle]

NAHHH

[static wren]

deathworld deployment or paid to hang out with warhammer fans for 2 hours

[near wasp]

knights drop a something called a drop keep which forever will be a full ass medieval castle in my head

[storm jungle]

I got a good fanart of that

hold on

[plush mason]

knowing the knight worlds you are most likely right

[summer mural]

do yall think slaanesh is equally represented in all warhammer or does gw shaft them because its you know

rapey

[storm jungle]

Uhhh it depends id say

AOS definitely does Slaanesh better

since they lean into that 300 Xerxes vibe

in 40k they finally got updated after like 30 fucking years

[summer mural]

like..nipple piercings?

[queen laurel]

yeah as also the plot moves along she is getting closer and closer to getting out

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-a-generous-god-xerxes-300-youre-welcome-gif-19690831

[storm jungle]

its the whole Arabian Nights aesthetic

[summer mural]

i see

[queen laurel]

No you degenerate milk drinker in aesthetics

[storm jungle]

lots of middle-eastern dancerwear

also like Persian weapons/looks

[plush mason]

brand identity can be a trickly thing

[summer mural]

i should look into aos slaanesh

havent done it yet

i do like the looks on the aos keepers of secrets though

[plush mason]

if you update it to much or to fast you can lose a lot more than you stand to gain

[summer mural]

their cape thingy is nicer

[storm jungle]

Ironically very tastefully sexy model lol

[near wasp]

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[lament shoal]

Wouldn't

[summer mural]

also does gw have like a committee that decides when to release something, like some 50 year old boring dudes sitting in a room going like " no, we save the slaanesh update for christmas"

[storm jungle]

Yeah they do.

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/not-mine-jail-bonk-doge-gif-23745078

[plush mason]

AOS has the advantages of being newer and working with he updated brand identity of Slannesh

[storm jungle]

A board of execs/corpos usually decides this shit

[storm jungle]

its why lore doesnt matter

[plush mason]

^

[lament shoal]

Of course lol. All their big releases are timed so they can make the most money

[queen laurel]

turn a human into a harp

[summer mural]

i wonder if they are at least versed in lore , or just look at the bottom line

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

would you care about lore when you are selling minis to dumb nerds

[summer mural]

and the passionate underlings just care about the lore instead

[storm jungle]

and making big money

[shadow plover]

bring back MY Keeper of Secrets

[summer mural]

no, id get a yacht

[tall plinth]

I bet that guy is having a great time

[plush mason]

very dark eldar coded

[storm jungle]

Exactly

[summer mural]

and hire those tasteful professionals

[storm jungle]

Basically most of the execs dont care

its the lower rank staff that gets these done

remember mini decisions are made like 2-3 years in advance before release

[queen laurel]

Bliss Barb Archers look so and I mean this in the most respectful way gay

[plush mason]

i hate the eyes

[raven stone]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/escfijsw/the-land-raider-at-25-celebrating-the-iconic-warhammer-tank/

GW I want Land Raiders back in the Agents List. Like Inquisitors used to have LR access.

[summer mural]

so was there like one main uber nerd guy that created most of the setting back in the day

[lament shoal]

If the execs cared fans wouldn't be so afraid to make fan content of the franchise

[storm jungle]

It was a group of people

most have left the company at this point

[lament shoal]

Thats how it usually goes

[tall plinth]

why

[queen laurel]

They also have more armored dudes now

[storm jungle]

People just move on with life

some get dispassionate

[queen laurel]

so you don't have to look at abs

[storm jungle]

some dont care

some wanna do other stuff

its just how it is

[summer mural]

probably get in the basement with their healthy savings and wargame for life

[tall plinth]

Makes sense

[plush mason]

Sigvold impersonators

[lament shoal]

People gotta retire at some point lol

[storm jungle]

^

[tall plinth]

No

No retiring

[near wasp]

clone them

[shadow plover]

we never will but yeah

[summer mural]

so somewhere out there, theres some nerd/nerds that are the creators that have the true headcanon for the future of the setting, like george lucas

[dapper gyro]

Surprisingly, people do get old.

[storm jungle]

Look at George Lucas, he made one of the biggest sci-fi franchises ever, sold it away, and is now sitting on his fat ass counting checks

[plush mason]

which is exactly what i expect someone like Sigvold to have aroubd him at all times

[storm jungle]

hes the true winner

we are the losers

[plush mason]

yup

[summer mural]

i feel like if sw fandom was less rabid or the franchise slightly less popular, lucas might have actually wanted to do more stuff

[storm jungle]

Eh doubt it

the guy was old

he was always like halfway there

[summer mural]

well

[storm jungle]

Id do the same thing, idgaf about IP as long as I make money

[plush mason]

he also got a lot of flak for the prequals

[storm jungle]

yeah that too

[summer mural]

I love george lucas and all, but I will never forgive him for temple of doom

[dapper gyro]

If I recall correctly, it said that he is done with SW when he finished the prequel.

[storm jungle]

Temple of Doom is goated

[summer mural]

NOOOOOOO

[plush mason]

which i still dont get because i loved the prequals

[lament shoal]

Tod is a great movie

[summer mural]

raiders is goated

last crusade is goated

[storm jungle]

all the OG Indy movies are

[summer mural]

temple of doom is..smelly

[storm jungle]

Doom is great because as a kid iw as like

"Why is this movie so dark"

then I listen to the audio commentary

[lament shoal]

My dad hates last crusade lol

[storm jungle]

and it has Lucas saying he was going through a divorce at the time

LMAO

[summer mural]

i like last crusade because its nice to see sean connery bullying indie

[plush mason]

Lucas did the indy movies?

[storm jungle]

Him and Spielberg

[summer mural]

He wrote /co wrote them

[storm jungle]

^

Him and Spiel are half the reason they are as good as they are

[summer mural]

spielberg co wrote/directed them

[storm jungle]

he shot down all of Lucas' bad ideas

[dapper gyro]

Friendly rivalry

[plush mason]

so Lucas gave Ford 2 of his biggest career roles

[tall plinth]

I guess you can say he did INDIE movies

[summer mural]

well those guys revolutionized spectacle in films

spielberg practically invented blockbusters

[plush mason]

Hollywood really is a small world

[summer mural]

not necessarily, there were a group of filmmakers in that era who were all film nerds and the first serious filmmakers to come out of film schools, they were all pals and shared ideas with each other, Coppola, Scorsese, Lucas, De Palma, Spielberg

[lament shoal]

Bruh I just remembered I have a blockbuster rental that I never returned lmfao

[summer mural]

and they all were heavily influenced by foreign films and decided they wanted to make films about topics that were personal to them

so spielberg and lucas were obsessed with post war , science fiction and special effects

scorsese with religion and his italian upbringing

De Palma with cocaine

for context, scarface is brian de palma

https://tenor.com/view/ejemplo-tony-montana-scarface-al-pacino-gif-17798122

[vagrant fox]

are we talking about classic movies

i recommend meet the feebles

[summer mural]

the fockers?

[hallow saddle]

I believe Lucas is the only one on that who's not won an oscar

[summer mural]

meh

lucas can buy the oscars

[storm jungle]

not surprising

hes a hack

and a fraud

a hackfraud if you will

[summer mural]

hes not a terribly talented writer

just got a great imagination

mark hamil had the best response when they asked him if he thinks george lucas is a genius

" A genius? I think a genius is someone like Mozart, who was composing melodies at age 11 that were timeless, george lucas is a great filmmaker"

[queen laurel]

or George R.R. Martin holding a wolf that has been edited to have dire wolf dna

[summer mural]

that bastard didnt even finish his fantasy

[vagrant fox]

I wouldn't either if I was him, I'd be laughing all the way to the bank

[summer mural]

hes great in interviews ngl

smart dude

[storm jungle]

Hes a very nice man

its more that you can tell hes hit a wall lol

[summer mural]

" yes, nobles were oocassionally hedonistic and rapey, what do you want me to say"

[plush mason]

more than ocassionally depending on the point in history

[vagrant fox]

Going by the crusader kings games, nobles got up to some heinous shit just for the lols

[plush mason]

crusader kings are more historically accurate than one would think

[queen laurel]

money and power does mentals to someone

[plush mason]

money power and nothing to do

[summer mural]

crusader kings seems like the folks that made it actually took the time to look into history, which I appreciate

[plush mason]

the life of a noble was one of wealth luxary and complete and utter boredom

[summer mural]

especially that bit where you can play the vikings, have your lord join a brotherhood of fighting for fun warriors, and get more attractive the more scars you accumulate

[vagrant fox]

It's not entirely historically accurate for gameplay reasons, but there's enough neat parts in there

[plush mason]

the waky shit i have seen people do in CK is very inline for the royal elites of the time

[summer mural]

" your lord got the top of his nose cut off, congratulations , once he recovers hes going to get plus 5 charisma"
" Your lord has died of infection during recovery, your 11 old year prince is now the ruler of the tribe"

[plush mason]

oh the economy is tanking and the peasants are nearing revolt? time to go on a pilgrimage for 40 years and leave my dumb ass kid in charge of the kingdom

[summer mural]

althoug

once I realized how insanely strong starting your own religion is

man

you can just create a religion with laws like your king is the greatest human across all human history and everyone else is a filthy heretic

then you can go spread this religion

and get religious edicts and start crusades if anyone else disagrees with you

WAIT, THATS 40K??!

[plush mason]

lmao

[vagrant fox]

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1357670680862392380/rapidsave.com_f6cc2tvzbqse1.gif

[summer mural]

im gonna listen to bury the light

itl give me some fuel to kill the spiders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY&list=RDMMJrg9KxGNeJY&start_radio=1

[tough haven]

This is my favorite gif ever

[tall plinth]

I think my favorite part is when the hammer was war

[queen laurel]

i mean yeah, who wouldn't

i would rather eat a fresh pair of bullets out of a gun than learn that shit

[nocturne crest]

If there was a 5th class for Darktide, what would everyone want it to be?

[queen laurel]

Tech adept

[nocturne crest]

You'll get a heretek.

[queen laurel]

yeah or you know a failed one

many interpretations with those guys really

[remote widget]

Enginseer? What would they do though

Turrets may be a lil silly

[vagrant fox]

What's the thing in Rogue Trader where a Dark Eldar marginally improves the efficiency of imperial bureaucracy with blood games

[nocturne crest]

True true.

[queen laurel]

tech adepts can come from many many types of disciplines

[nocturne crest]

If they do add one, I hope we get to see them have some tech weapons or weapons they've made themselves.

[vagrant fox]

add an arco flagellant 💪

[nocturne crest]

At that point, you might as well add a servitor.

[rose thorn]

If we get a new land raider I’d die laughing

[vagrant fox]

also fine by me, challenge those devs

[remote widget]

Yes but what would it add that we are needing? Turrets are the only idea that i see as not game breaking

[nocturne crest]

Just with options to swap out between a flagellant, a gun / combat servitors and Little Canis Rex.

[rose thorn]

Don’t forget to post the twin souls

[nocturne crest]

You know what they could do that would be so cool?

Bring back a way for this guy to appear.

[queen laurel]

to be fair, a lot of classes have like crossing territories but do that in many different ways for example

Veterans are master sharp shooters but ogryns get a shooting class but the way it handles shooting is by literally dumping every type of known bullet they have to the enemy

vet's can be stealth based

so can zealots

zealots are good melee fighters

so are ogryns

a zealot can support the group, same for veteran

fat shark is good at this the type of the roles overlapping but still being distinct and different enough that they don't really matter

[vagrant fox]

Wouldn't mind if a tech adept could temporarily improve weapons somehow during a litany of machine please behave

[queen laurel]

or deploy weapon servitors

[vagrant fox]

I don't even remember this guy

[nocturne crest]

It was the sisters of battle builder unit in Soulstorm.

[remote widget]

And then they should add terminator space marines, and i want a warlord titan and a gloriana class battleship.

The Key bit is they need to keep it balanced and letting us bring 2-8 extra mobile guns won't be balanced unless they shoot tickles or everything gets a lot tougher.

[queen laurel]

they said they won't add marines

[remote widget]

[queen laurel]

but again a tech adept can work, they are very much low rank and you can like make up many crimes that they did for their personalities

[nocturne crest]

Exactly.

[summer mural]

will they ever add another class though

im surprised they havent totally denied it, or have they?

[remote widget]

Why would they be on an imperial prison ship?

[queen laurel]

Probably not until a long time

[queen laurel]

Many things, they couldn't be transported because some problem came up so they are assigned to an imperial prison ship

[nocturne crest]

Honestly, makes more sense to save it for Darktide 2.

[queen laurel]

Like this is 40K it is the land of excuses

[summer mural]

darktide 2 is going to need some some serious specs to run at max

[remote widget]

Mars deals with their own internally, usually with servitoring

[queen laurel]

You can make up a believable enough excuse and it will probably work

[queen laurel]

yes but 40k is the land of ✨ excuses✨

Many things in lore happened that shouldn't happen because they just made-up some random *** explanation on the spot

so why can't you make up one for this story

that's just gonna fit 40K to A T really

like suffocating a God of War that is a statue

somehow

[celest dome]

Tech Adept have already been shown outside the Cult

So it could be hand waved through

[celest dome]

There shouldn't be a DT2

[summer mural]

i dunno

i dont mind sequels for dt ngl, provided enough time has passed and its got good stuff in it

[celest dome]

Even in they made a new tide in 40k it really ought to not be tied to DT at all

[summer mural]

i dont think darktide needs a sequel anytime soon though

[celest dome]

There is just so much they could do instead, new tide faction, new player faction(s)...

[queen laurel]

yeah if they really need a new tide it needs to be a new faction

another imperial tide game is gonna be boring

[summer mural]

i think if you want new factions and playable factions in dt1 its not gonna be free

but i have no idea so

[celest dome]

New tide faction ? No they wouldhave to be free, they realised it with Beastmen

[queen laurel]

An imperium game that isn't about space marine is a good thing

[summer mural]

that is true perhaps

[summer mural]

i agree

[queen laurel]

but trying to milk that premise is not gonna go well so

[summer mural]

idc about space marines

[queen laurel]

they need a new tide game for a new faction if they want to stick with 40K

[celest dome]

It would be much more sensible to make a Ork (player) vs Tyranid (Tide)

[summer mural]

but if they do space marines, i want them to do justice to the fantasy of space marines

[queen laurel]

like eldar tide or ork tide

[celest dome]

than making a second Inquisition vs Nurgle

[summer mural]

or orks

currently, i am quite satisfied with how much like an ogryn or a psyker you can feel like in dt1

[queen laurel]

or smoke's mushroom

How about a chaos tide

[celest dome]

As in player being Chaos ?

[queen laurel]

yes

I want to be bad

[summer mural]

hmm

that doesnt seem likely

it is appealing to me though

[outer wave]

More games where you play as Chaos would be nice

[queen laurel]

Probably but it's a fun idea

[summer mural]

but I think some executives are gonna look at that and be like " yeah its not appealing enough, just do imperium instead"

[celest dome]

I'd want that in Fantasy, or even AoS, in 40k not so much

[queen laurel]

that's true

[summer mural]

also id enjoy a tide game with bounty hunters or ganger type characters, like necromunda

perhaps defending their crime ridden hive city from a xenos invasion

[queen laurel]

an aos chaos tide where it's 5 chaos champions

a skaven, blood warrior, slannesh, nurgle and tzeentch?

ohh now that's

an idea

[tall plinth]

I NEED the skaven in 40k BAD

[vagrant fox]

A game where you play as a chaos marine and you have to scavenge for every bit of gear and ammo could be fun

[summer mural]

also playing as chaos lets you kill plenty of chaos folks so

[queen laurel]

Congratulations you now have orks

[vagrant fox]

Imperium of Man innit

[outer wave]

Forever Winter but 40k skinned and you're super human

[tall plinth]

Nah, orks are orks

Skaven are underground critters with schemes and such innit

[celest dome]

• Brass Sister (Khorne)
• Druchii Anointed (Slaanesh)
• Nurglite something
• Black Magister (Tzeentch)
  And then either something themed on Belakor, a Beastman, or a Chaos Dwarf

[queen laurel]

They talk funny like orcs they have unstable technology like orcs and they also have are very dangerous when it comes to the social hierarchy

[celest dome]

Congrat, you have the Genestealers

[rose thorn]

Did someone mention letting factions choose if they are chaos or not?

[celest dome]

In what scenario ?

[queen laurel]

We are discussing about the idea of a tide chaos game

[rose thorn]

Ohh pls

Oka*

[tall plinth]

I want a game where you play as an apothecary

[queen laurel]

I suggested AOS with a skaven, blood warrior, slannesh, nurgle and tzeentch

[rose thorn]

As a I knight player i have aggressive opinions about letting anyone be chaos

[vagrant fox]

I can sorta see it, not sure I like Forever Winter but still

[tall plinth]

I want a 40k themed surgeon simulator

[queen laurel]

you can have a skaven and take the place of the dwarf for the aos chaos tide

[rose thorn]

That kinda can’t work lore wise

Unless they are in like

Aqshy

[queen laurel]

well this is aos just make up a reason on how like

[summer mural]

lmao

[queen laurel]

The higher ups just told them to put up with each other and to take this place

[outer wave]

Fair not that I've played it but it'd be a decent framework for that idea of a CSM scavenging simulator

[tall plinth]

It would go crazy

DUDE

[vagrant fox]

waiter, more 40k crossover with powerwash sim please

[tall plinth]

A SURGEON SIMULATOR WHERE YOURE AN ORK PAINBOY

[summer mural]

id like a tide game set in praag where you're with magnus, kislev and dwarfs and defending the invasion of the 12th everchosen

[outer wave]

Waiter, more turn based strategy 40k games that are mobile game cash grabs please!

[tall plinth]

I take everything back I need this first and foremost

[rose thorn]

Actually never mind being on the offense being like, chosen would be fun