In fact: Highlander is the Emperor's canonical backstory
#40k-lore-chat
paper haven
opaque coyote
Because
A) GW is British
B) Churchill made fire quotes
C) He was also a huge asshole
summer mural
no, the emprah was probably like those villains from the planet of the apes movies
spring cairn
a monkey ?
late osprey
Madam, in 38,000 years from now, everyone in the galaxy will have our accents.
summer mural
and the greenskins are all cockney
paper haven
Cadia deserved it because they're British
opaque coyote
Madam, in 38,000 years from now, everyone in the galaxy will have our accents.
It turns out it was only the Orks
summer mural
at least chorfs speak in the black tongue of mordor
late osprey
this is an awesome answer btw
summer mural
" OORAAA OGGAA OOAAA"
late osprey
emperor was most certainly Dong Zhuo as well
summer mural
i hope the emprah never comes back
and is instead murdered by a lucky shot fired from some no name chaos grunt
late osprey
i hope the emprah never comes back
oh he'll come back, alright
paper haven
I find it funny to think of Mordor as an actual country.
Like, what's their culture?
Being evil.
Language?
The evil language.
Customs?
Evil customs.
summer mural
welll
late osprey
I find it funny to think of Mordor as an actual country.
Like, what's their cult...
actually
summer mural
they arent that evil
late osprey
this is all described in pretty good detail, i hate to tell you
paper haven
How close was I?
ornate estuary
late osprey
mordor is a strangley modernized country compared to the rest of middle earth, the culture is hard to describe because it's actually a mixture of various orc cultures all forced together
same story as the language
the "evil language" is manufactured so the orcs can all communicate with each other
spring cairn
late osprey
the culture as a whole i would say is not so dissimilar to if an entire country ran like a modern military
late osprey
which, if that sounds hellish, that probably was the point
ornate estuary
paper haven
I was closer than I thought, then. Nice.
vagrant fox
Sauron was very much about order, makes sense he'd run a country like a big military
late osprey
in one snippet of LoTR, the orcs essentially talk like modern soldiers too
calling the nazgul "the bosses"
opaque coyote
Sauron was very much about order, makes sense he'd run a country like a big mili...
Isn't Sauron basically satan
vagrant fox
Melkor is the satan analogue
paper haven
Sauron is Hitler
vagrant fox
Sauron was his special pretty boy lieutenant
opaque coyote
Like it took actual Divine Intervention just to stop him
late osprey
when frodo and samwise infiltrate mordor they get pressed for their ID numbers
which when the rest of the world is feudal kingdoms would be completely alien
paper haven
That's actually hilarious
opaque coyote
which when the rest of the world is feudal kingdoms would be completely alien
Tbf that would be a good system then
Because nobody else does it
paper haven
How did the industrialized nation lose to the feudal nations again?
late osprey
How did the industrialized nation lose to the feudal nations again?
literal divine intervention
opaque coyote
Therefore it would be hard to inflitrate
late osprey
the deck was stacked that sauron would've easily won in a conventional war
that's why they had to do the ring quest in the first place
opaque coyote
literal divine intervention
I think God literally had to destroy an island
late osprey
no
paper haven
Seems fair
late osprey
essentially, everyone with half a brain even on team good knew that Sauron was unbeatable in a conventional war so they did the ring quest
opaque coyote
that's why they had to do the ring quest in the first place
Also technically the Ring was never given up voluntarily at the end.
And it's also implied that this was Divine Intervention
vagrant fox
Eru/god destroyed Numenor when humans tried to invade heaven to gain immortality
late osprey
which in of itself failed except Eru Iluvatar made gollum slip at the last moment into the volcano
late osprey
Also technically the Ring was never given up voluntarily at the end.
And it's a...
yes
paper haven
Gollum is Jesus in this analogy
late osprey
not necessarily because Jesus is actually canon in Middle-Earth
spring cairn
how
paper haven
Huh
spring cairn
i hate lotr lore
spring cairn
good
storm jungle
aint got no landknecht ass
vagrant fox
lotr lore rules the silmarillion is gods gospel to this planet
paper haven
Wait does that mean the Roman empire was canon to LOTR too?
opaque coyote
Gollum is Jesus in this analogy
Also Jesus gave himself up voluntarily.
Gollum literally slipped
spring cairn
aint got no landknecht ass
exactly why it sucks
opaque coyote
storm jungle
exactly why it sucks
get better material
if LOTR didnt exist so wouldnt WHF
haha loser
summer mural
how tall is nagash's physical body in his model
spring cairn
idc
paper haven
Also Jesus gave himself up voluntarily.
Gollum literally slipped
They had to change it a little to avoid copyright.
summer mural
how tall is nagash's physical body in his model
like is that hat half the length of a person
opaque coyote
They had to change it a little to avoid copyright.
I am now imagining Jesus
Suddenly floating down from Heaven
He goes up the Tolkein
"AYO you gotta change this. This is too similar to me."
paper haven
Can't wait for Disney to buy the rights to the Christian faith
late osprey
during a debate between Elf and Man it's revealed that the humans already have a belief that there will be one that saves them from death, as they believe it at this time to be a curse
essentially a direct reference to the prophecy of the messiah
opaque coyote
Can't wait for Disney to buy the rights to the Christian faith
....
Honestly
It would be so funny
So
late osprey
Jesus himself doesn't literally manifest
opaque coyote
Please make it happ-
late osprey
but the set-up is there
spring cairn
during a debate between Elf and Man it's revealed that the humans already have a...
oh ok, you framed it like Jesus as we know him was canon
late osprey
Wait does that mean the Roman empire was canon to LOTR too?
but this is also true
spring cairn
but that's just a messiah type-a-thing
late osprey
the specific vernacular both around Jesus the Messiah and the beliefs of the people of Middle-Earth make the connection pretty much confirmed
LoTR and the Silmarillion are set up as a prehistoric eras
paper haven
Jesus himself doesn't literally manifest
Yeah, Gollum.
Gollum saves everyone. Sure it was on accident but who cares?
late osprey
which means we exist in the same world as LoTR, just different eras
specifically we're like 5th+ Era IIRC
5th Age, even
paper haven
Whoops dug too deep
spring cairn
no because magic ran away and they all died or something
paper haven
Now there's demons
late osprey
in concerning hobbits, it's said they still exist but they've gotten so good at hiding that it's impossible to find them
opaque coyote
Whoops dug too deep
Sauron: "You're a Messiah. You're a Messiah. I'm a Messiah! Are there any other Messiah's out there?"
Gollum: "MY PRECIOUS!"
Sauron: "I'm out of here "
late osprey
also every text of the LoTR (except the notes ofc) are staged as in-universe documents translated by Tolkien after being recovered from elsewhere
specifically translated by Tolkien from the Hobbit Language, which in the Silmarillion's case was then translated from Elvish
paper haven
Sauron: "You're a Messiah. You're a Messiah. I'm a Messiah! Are there any other ...
And so once again the day was saved.
Thanks to:
The Powerpuff Girls
spring cairn
I can't believe Elves were real
paper haven
They aren't
spring cairn
what
late osprey
they still are, you can even go talk to them
you just have to find the Straight Road off of the west coast of North America
late osprey
just sail off from California and there's a 1 in trillion chance you'll find it
spring cairn
vagrant fox
Yeah just have earth still be flat and sail into heaven
late osprey
Yeah just have earth still be flat and sail into heaven
actually the straight road is still accessible even after the Spherening
specifically so the elves could reach Valinor still
paper haven
The dwarves dug so much that the earth rounded out now we can't sail to heaven
vagrant fox
I like that idea that Middle Earth is still flat to the elves so that's why they see further
opaque coyote
Yeah just have earth still be flat and sail into heaven
Actually had the entertaining idea of like
Just there being an "infinite" land.
late osprey
Elf women prefer human men.
in better days we would be able to let you loose on a deserted island and hunt you down with our hunting dogs
opaque coyote
For no reason
So there's an order entirely dedicated to just walking in one direction
vagrant fox
actually the straight road is still accessible even after the Spherening
I forgot about that, yeah just a skill issue if you don't reach it
opaque coyote
To try and find the end of the land
paper haven
in better days we would be able to let you loose on a deserted island and hunt y...
Still can if you aren't a coward
opaque coyote
Or at least have it repeat
But it never ends and it never repeats. New land masses keep popping up
paper haven
And also obscenely wealthy
opaque coyote
Like it's fucking Minecraft
late osprey
I forgot about that, yeah just a skill issue if you don't reach it
i BELIEVE i read somewhere about there being continental drift that happens to middle earth so it would be off the coast of california
spring cairn
nowadays you don't need to sail to a shitty island or whatever to talk to Elves, just ingest a copious amount of LSD
opaque coyote
Okay honestly since I'm off topic as shit and nobody's listening to me anyways
I genuinely wish that the Farlands was like
An actual biome
Like genuinely the idea of walking so far, the terrain becomes absolutely fucked is entertaining to me
Idk why
paper haven
Imagine you die and go up to heaven but they don't let you in because your K/D ratio wasn't high enough.
They say "Lol skill issue" and down to hell you go
river nacelle
I must return to work. It was nice chatting with you all. I shall return to blight you later
opaque coyote
There are sudden parts of the world that just
Just up
And look like the farlands
vagrant fox
i BELIEVE i read somewhere about there being continental drift that happens to m...
It was still a pretty novel idea around Tolkiens lifetime but maybe he was forward thinking in more areas then one
Except for that whole thing about Beowulf being the pinnacle of literature and that
opaque coyote
And then end for no reason
It would look jank as shit but it would be cool
Like you're going so far that the world itself is starting to fuck up
Would make the two MC lore theorists go bananas
summer mural
the heck are you on about
opaque coyote
How I wish the Farlands became an official biome in Minecraft
And how cool it would be
If it happened
storm jungle
Laati
summer mural
instead tell me why teclis's aos model insists on showing his armpits to all of the mortal realms
storm jungle
stop taking ketamine
spring cairn
elon musk reference
late osprey
It was still a pretty novel idea around Tolkiens lifetime but maybe he was forwa...
tolkien was of the Society of True Historians, like myself, who believe that the Anglo-Saxons created the actual perfect society and that Harold Godwinsons' defeat by Bill the Bastard was the worst event in pre-modern history
and possibly caused every other terrible event
opaque coyote
stop taking ketamine
Ketamine would unfortunately improve my situation
This is just ADHD
paper haven
stop taking ketamine
Balance the ketamine out with amphetamines
opaque coyote
storm jungle
tolkien was of the Society of True Historians, like myself, who believe that the...
the supremacy of the White Man is CRAZY
😭 😭 😭
storm jungle
No
opaque coyote
I do think that the woodland mansions should've been a castle
late osprey
the supremacy of the White Man is CRAZY
800s Anglo-Saxon England be like
opaque coyote
I always found it weird that the Pillagers just shoved research and shit into a giant mansion
That's also easily flammable
late osprey
the Norman Menace tore all of this down
paper haven
The only thing I know about minecraft is that there's a movie about it
vagrant fox
tolkien was of the Society of True Historians, like myself, who believe that the...
At least the Normans were er, a little germanic. 85% french or something but still, it could be worse
spring cairn
this is what happen when they give internet access to mental asylums
storm jungle
this is what happen when they give internet access to mental asylums
you'd know
opaque coyote
Like it's implied that they do some dumbass sacrifice type shit in there
summer mural
theres a pillagers with a capital P?
storm jungle
no.1 karl franzisca meat rider head ass
opaque coyote
And attempts at creating a fucking Wither
late osprey
At least the Normans were er, a little germanic. 85% french or something but sti...
Normans were truly the destroyers of enlightenment
opaque coyote
Sacrifices and rituals towards some unknown goal
spring cairn
no.1 karl franzisca meat rider head ass
wouldn't you like to do that
summer mural
its okay, I did cocaine at the age of 2 as well
storm jungle
wouldn't you like to do that
YOUR FEELINGS FOR HIM ARE NOT REAL
opaque coyote
They also have magic that we can't use for some reason
paper haven
At least the Normans were er, a little germanic. 85% french or something but sti...
Caeser did nothing wrong.
opaque coyote
Fairies and crocodile jaws?
And those Crocodile Jaws almost fucking kill me in full diamond but that's besides the pount
vagrant fox
Romans were little bitches and the sack of rome in 476 was the single best day of my life
opaque coyote
Anyways I kinda wish it was a medieval style castle
I like castles. Castles are cool.
paper haven
Carthage deserved it.
opaque coyote
A lot of structures in Minecraft are outdated in general
The Desert and Jungle Temples look like ass.
late osprey
Caeser did nothing wrong.
1000 years before the true flashpoint event in history, i'm afraid
everything before 1066 is irrelevant, everything after 1066 is Bill the Bastard's fault
opaque coyote
And I kinda wish that the Jungle Temples also changed material depending on the biome
late osprey
one could even arguably attribute ALL of colonialism and imperialism to Bill the Bastard
opaque coyote
Since they're always yellow sandstone even in red sand biomes
Mesa and all that
I also wish the End just had
paper haven
everything before 1066 is irrelevant, everything after 1066 is Bill the Bastard'...
The fucking Celts.
opaque coyote
More content
vagrant fox
I look at this artwork daily and fantasize about sacking the dying roman empire
late osprey
The fucking Celts.
as we who know better call them, the Norman Menace.
opaque coyote
End cities are nice but it's just kinda pointless after you loot
Like
One or two
opaque coyote
I look at this artwork daily and fantasize about sacking the dying roman empire
Why does he look hot?
Anyways
paper haven
I look at this artwork daily and fantasize about sacking the dying roman empire
Too bad the people who made that weren't the ones who did it.
late osprey
drawing attractive people was popular in old artwork
opaque coyote
late osprey
gee, the faction of scientists and civilians are losing the armed conflict to actual psychotic military veterans?
truly, im shocked
i had no idea this would happen
opaque coyote
Renaissance era arts
Renaissance Era artwork is cool.
Although they are also a bit funny because like
Everyone is fucking white
Even if they aren't
vagrant fox
Why does he look hot?
he's getting mad ghost sloppy
paper haven
Renaissance Era artwork is cool.
Although they are also a bit funny because lik...
Well it was centered around Europe.
dapper gyro
Renaissance Era artwork is cool.
Although they are also a bit funny because lik...
Well, it is made by white men in a still very racist time.
paper haven
Italy, specifically.
opaque coyote
gee, the faction of scientists and civilians are losing the armed conflict to ac...
Tbh I always thought that the concept of like
The Decepticons being made for military specifically isn't tackled more
Because only the G1 Cartoon and comics actually tackle that
late osprey
well its not even that so much as the initial divide had like ALL of the cybertronian military side with megatron
paper haven
Tbh I always thought that the concept of like
The Decepticons being made for mi...
A class of citizens made specifically for warfare?
What could go wrong?
dapper gyro
Armanda, too!
opaque coyote
well its not even that so much as the initial divide had like ALL of the cybertr...
In G1 specifically.
Nah Megatron was just a dick
Like he was born
And was like
"I want to fucking murder people"
dapper gyro
Armanda has deception all military vehicles.
late osprey
transformers is an allegory for the civil right's movement
optimus prime? MLK Jr.
you have one guess who megatron is
opaque coyote
It's also implied that most of the Decepticons were brainwashed by a machine that he sent out.
G1 Decepticons are different in that they uh
Have zero depth
tall plinth
I thought it was an allegory for cool fuckin toy trucks and cars
summer mural
linkin park?
opaque coyote
They're literally just evil shitheads
paper haven
you have one guess who megatron is
Raegan.
paper haven
Oh
dapper gyro
Kissinger
late osprey
both the decepticons and the autobots have their origins fighting against an oppressive system
but megatron espoused violent methods while optimus prime did not
paper haven
But Optimus Prime still like, killed people
late osprey
well, not back then
the cybertron war that most transformers movies are set in are set past those origins
also michael bay's optimus is a psychotic maniac
opaque coyote
transformers is an allegory for the civil right's movement
For the IDW, prime, animated, and Transformers One continuity yeah.
G1 had the Decepticons just be evil for starters
It was only until later til they actually added depth
Like in the original cartoon, they were just bad guys
That's it
They're basically PG Chaos and I love them for it
dapper gyro
But Optimus Prime still like, killed people
If you must do to protect other. Otherwise, how can you stop something with irrational murder impulse?
paper haven
Who's Starscream supposed to be?
opaque coyote
Who's Starscream supposed to be?
He is Starscream.
That's about it really
paper haven
If you must do to protect other. Otherwise, how can you stop something with irra...
Well, I agree but MLK Jr would absolutely not agree.
opaque coyote
Like
Even in TV Tropes
His archetype of character is just called
"The Starscream"
paper haven
"The Starscream"
Perfection
arctic talon
Well, I agree but MLK Jr would absolutely not agree.
Well he’s wrong imo
Violence is ultimately necessary sometimes
Even if it’s unfortunate
dapper gyro
Well, I agree but MLK Jr would absolutely not agree.
Ah, so you take the comparison of Optimus to MLK Jr. It makes sense, sorry.
queen laurel
Violence is ultimately necessary sometimes
Yep sometimes the only thing that would convince people is a firm brick on your hand
dapper gyro
For what MLK fought for, peacful negociation is an option.
paper haven
If Optimus is supposed to be an allegory for MLK Jr. It's a bad allegory
opaque coyote
Violence is ultimately necessary sometimes
Tbf I don't think MLK Jr. claimed that violence is always bad.
Just to avoid it if you can desperately.
dapper gyro
But for some force invading with violence, it is always.
late osprey
optimus prime was not violent in the contexts of the system they were initially railing against
this was the key difference between him and megatron
and also, the context of MLK Jr's pacifism was the context of societal change
which objectively worked better than the alternative
opaque coyote
He’s a violent revolutionary
Be Strong Enough to be gentle.
I think that's what Peter Cullen's brother said to him and that's what inspired Optimus's voice
paper haven
Speak softly and carry a big stick
opaque coyote
and also, the context of MLK Jr's pacifism was the context of societal change
In terms of Optimus.
He is of the idea that you can reform the system.
For Megatron.
The system is working just fine, you need to burn it down.
late osprey
megatron was the violent revolutionary, yeah
and then the civil war happened
and they both started shooting at each other
arctic talon
Something something “the base violence necessary for change”
late osprey
but in the events leading to the civil war the difference was very stark
and the parallels are there
opaque coyote
megatron was the violent revolutionary, yeah
For the Prime continuity.
Megatron and Optimus had different backgrounds.
One was a slave gladiator forced to fight just to get his name. Megatron.
The other was a librarian who got new perspectives and wanted to reform the system.
late osprey
For the Prime continuity.
Megatron and Optimus had different backgrounds.
One ...
yeah megatron calls him out for essentially being privileged in that way iirc
opaque coyote
Of course the back stories differ heavily depending on the continuity
Transformers One had them both be
RERGGGHH MINERS GREEHHHH
late osprey
transformers one dumbed it down a lot yeah
instead of it being a problem of an institution that was many generations in the making it was
"lol one dictator is the cause of all the world's problems"
opaque coyote
transformers one dumbed it down a lot yeah
To be honest I think having them both come from the same place is interesting.
late osprey
i still liked it
opaque coyote
At least to me lo
late osprey
To be honest I think having them both come from the same place is interesting.
it makes the allegory itself stronger
rose thorn
hey whats the salamander felsh contrast called again?
arctic talon
My younger cousin watching sentinel prime get brutally murdered on IMAX
opaque coyote
"lol one dictator is the cause of all the world's problems"
Basically a mixture of Prime and One's backstory is my personal HC
arctic talon
Just like I watched sentinel prime get brutally murdered on IMAX
It’s poetry, it rhymes
You know I think the bay transformers movies might have made me like the idea of cyborgs and robots
late osprey
it does fuck with things that the whole point of the initial uprising was for all bots to be equal and have self-determination, but then megatron just goes right back to the old ways and forces all bots to be his soldiers
pale tendon
Does anyone else hope we get to see Brunt more?
I love his voice actor, I want Quartermaster Brunt to command us on missions and tell us to thrump things
celest dome
I'm watching the Mortal Combat movie while doing something for work, one of the character just said: "Say your price, double, then multiply it by 2"
Like what the heck
opaque coyote
transformers one dumbed it down a lot yeah
Tbf a lot of transformers media dumbs it down a bit because
You need to sell it to children
arctic talon
Does anyone else hope we get to see Brunt more?
I love his voice actor, I want ...
Would be nice
opaque coyote
Prime continuity had Megatron literally get addicted to Dark Energon
celest dome
Does anyone else hope we get to see Brunt more?
I love his voice actor, I want ...
Do we even hear Brunt anywhere in the game ?
arctic talon
Meth
pale tendon
Do we even hear Brunt anywhere in the game ?
We hear Brunt in the Mortis Trials memories
arctic talon
I love meth
pale tendon
For both Zola and Morrow
late osprey
Tbf a lot of transformers media dumbs it down a bit because
i mean dumbed down vs Prime continuity
opaque coyote
I love meth
Starscream: "Yo you shouldn't take Dark Energon, it will literally kill y-"
Megatron: "I LOVE METH."
arctic talon
Why’d they give starscream heels
Not that I mind his design
It’s very distinct lol
opaque coyote
Why’d they give starscream heels
Because it shows the true Star scream
arctic talon
LOL
opaque coyote
i mean dumbed down vs Prime continuity
Overall yeah I find the Prime Continuity best in terms of like
Backstory and complexity.
But Transformers One definitely had the most emotion and captured how Megatron would go in a downward spiral. And the inherit differences in their character
Overall I can't decide which one is better
One had the best logic and plot.
The other had better emotion and character
Either way, I pray to Primus for Transformers Two
arctic talon
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opaque coyote
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Also
I hate the fact that
Bedrock is supposed to be the main version
But it's just
Worse than Java
I don't know how a codebase built from the ground up by a professional company with millions of employees
opaque coyote
Java is a mess code wise
True
arctic talon
Bedrock is way easier to program for
opaque coyote
At the same time though I somehow fucking died while flying an elytra.
I was still in the air
arctic talon
At the same time though I somehow fucking died while flying an elytra.
This is due to bedrock running a local sever and desyncing badly
Lol
opaque coyote
This is due to bedrock running a local sever and desyncing badly
They released hardcore but still haven't fixed it
arctic talon
Well yeah
celest dome
God lord do I hate Tonfas
arctic talon
It’s prolly some sort of weird issue
celest dome
Ye
arctic talon
Lol
opaque coyote
It’s prolly some sort of weird issue
Yeah and although I do know that
arctic talon
I knew it
opaque coyote
I don't want to lose my progress
opaque coyote
Because I fell through a fucking bridge into lava
vagrant fox
God lord do I hate Tonfas
what about cool tonfas
arctic talon
Are those from Warframe
vagrant fox
yes
opaque coyote
I prefer Java
I prefer Java because Nostalgia
Modded
And because it looks better
Like the UI is less
Uh
...
Ass
Tbf I get why Bedrock has that UI
It was made for Mobile and Consoles also
But at the same time I just
I just don't like it
celest dome
I’m like 99% sure those are
I don't play Warframe and also guessed as such
arctic talon
It’s got a very distinct art style lol
queen laurel
Yeah Warframe just has that look you know
arctic talon
Anyways I want monster hunter to add another weapon
Someday
Some century
(It’s never going to happen)
I don’t even care if it’s the goofy ass tonfa’s from the MMO
queen laurel
I don’t even care if it’s the goofy ass tonfa’s from the MMO
Honestly the tonfas can work
Magnet spike however
Fuck no
arctic talon
Magnet spike however
That shit is weird
queen laurel
That shit is weird
Yeah it's basically the perfect super weapon
Blunt damage cutting damage
I frames
vagrant fox
take the gunlance and just have it be a big gun
queen laurel
All you can ask for in the weapon in a single package
arctic talon
take the gunlance and just have it be a big gun
You want an actual artillery piece?
The switch axe also isn’t even really an axe most of the time
vagrant fox
I basically just wanted a big cannon when playing worlds yeah
arctic talon
Ngl I think they’re reluctant to add more ranged weapons
Beyond bow and the bow guns
dapper gyro
I think the combined weapons in MH kind of cornering the weapon expansion of the game.
queen laurel
Beyond bow and the bow guns
Honestly the weapon choices already perfect
queen laurel
Because many types of weapon just falls in the categories
arctic talon
Every niche is already filled
queen laurel
Oh look a mace
arctic talon
Bow is big ranged damage
queen laurel
That's just a hammer
arctic talon
The bow guns are different flavors of full auto/precision lol
arctic talon
Idk what is unoccupied design space lol
arctic talon
lance
dapper gyro
Spear could have a stand alone moveset.
queen laurel
~~lance~~
Maybe chain weapons?
And i don't mean chainsaw i mean actually like a chain weapon
Like a morning star
dapper gyro
It doesn't have to be like glaive.
celest dome
That's just a hammer
I feel like Mace is the bigger category, with Flails, Hammers, Morningstars... being Maces
dapper gyro
Maybe chain weapons?
And i don't mean chainsaw i mean actually like a chain we...
You mean a flail?
arctic talon
Yes they mean a flail
queen laurel
You mean a flail?
Something like that
arctic talon
Another blunt weapon would be cool
dapper gyro
Because morningstar has fixed head.
celest dome
Flail and Shield 
queen laurel
There’s only like 2
Yeah and it would be neat to have a fast blunt weapon
arctic talon
There’s a mace and shield
In wilds
I’m so happy the SnS’s aren’t just always swords
queen laurel
There’s a mace and shield
Does it actually deal blunt damage
queen laurel
Shame
queen laurel
But yeah i honestly
Think that flails would work
After all the advancements physics on the engine
I think they can pull it off very well
arctic talon
Flail and Shield <:uwugryn:1062882479310110720>
celest dome
What if Mourningstar like from Castlevania
arctic talon
Would be cool
celest dome
celest dome
Quite sad that long chained weapon in a tide game will most likely never happen
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/castlevania-morningstar-whip-trevor-belmont-netflix-gif-1...
I was thinking along the lines of a Weirdbrute Wrekka
queen laurel
It’s weird that doesn’t exist
Yeah honestly
Like
They could have literally made
A Cestus
As like a blunt dual blades
Just throwing haymakers left and right on the monster
arctic talon
Then again they could just add hunter arts/hunting styles from GENU
To mainline stuff lol
Then we’d technically get a fuck ton of weapons
Wearing the skin of existing weapons
queen laurel
Then again they could just add hunter arts/hunting styles from GENU
Honestly though it speaks volumes on how perfect the weapon design on monster hunter is
Like fans don't clamor on for a new weapon
queen laurel
I liked how rise sorta had them with silkbind stuff
Yeah but still though
You ain't beating wilds when it comes to monster lore
It might just be the peak of monster hunter lore
tall plinth
Cactus
arctic talon
It might just be the peak of monster hunter lore
Mfw they made the equal dragon weapon real in a better way
queen laurel
Mfw they made the equal dragon weapon real in a better way
Me watching the ancient civilization construct Zoh shia wondering if they remember jeff goldblum's quote
queen laurel
Damn, just realised that I worked a day I had placed myself on leave <:Guarded:9...
Holy zog, are you all right?
celest dome
I think it's cause my direct boss ordered me to take 2 weeks and then we both had forgotten, so on the 1st monday i had to help out for a project that had just started
opaque coyote
I was thinking along the lines of a Weirdbrute Wrekka
Y'know sometimes I kinda wish the Orcs/Orks being football Hooligans caught on
But it also gives Warhammer it's own unique flair
So
🤷🏻♂️
outer wave
I feel like football hooligan orcs have been the maystay as of late
queen laurel
Y'know sometimes I kinda wish the Orcs/Orks being football Hooligans caught on
Hey they still have the mannerism so
Like they are literal
celest dome
Now just 5 days to punch in, but all of those are for a project which I don't seem to be able to use
queen laurel
Football hooligans but for fighting
opaque coyote
I feel like football hooligan orcs have been the maystay as of late
Most of them are more like the Skyrim Orcs tbh
"I'm bored. I want to kill myself."
queen laurel
Now just 5 days to punch in, but all of those are for a project which I don't se...
How are you feeling?
queen laurel
I haven't seen self-deprecating orcs
Ghaz did that at one point
outer wave
"Me warmonger, kill non greens and elves"
queen laurel
But he got over it pretty quickly
outer wave
Also DnD eliminating Half Orcs from existing
Huh?
opaque coyote
"Me warmonger, kill non greens and elves"
Tbf everybody wants to kill elves.
outer wave
The whole fuck elves meme has made me appreciate them to an extent
Still not my favorite race
outer wave
Ghaz did that at one point
Oh did he now?
queen laurel
Oh did he now?
Yeah at one point in time
But it makes sense because he's pretty smart
celest dome
How are you feeling?
That I really should do them weekly
queen laurel
And has a lot of expectations place upon him
queen laurel
That I really should do them weekly <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
That is completely fair and and you should do that
outer wave
Do what makes you happy
opaque coyote
*Huh?*
Wizards of the Coast removed Half Elves and Half Orcs citing racism reasons or something
I mean it's not like race mixed people exist.
queen laurel
Don't want my favorite cactus that wants to correct me about my analogy on chaos hocus pocus
celest dome
My big boss sternly asked me to
queen laurel
Going hey wire
outer wave
Wizards of the Coast removed Half Elves and Half Orcs citing racism reasons or s...
It was the whole rhymes with grape issue, but yeah that's still dumb as fuck
Not that it ultimately matters
I'd probably still run shit with mixed races
outer wave
Exactly!
opaque coyote
It was the whole rhymes with grape issue, but yeah that's still dumb as fuck
...which is even worse
Because like
It implies that the only reason why Half Elves and Half Orcs exist
outer wave
Yeaaaah
opaque coyote
Is because of PURPLE FRUIT
outer wave
Like elves and orcs are allowed to race mix
celest dome
I might buy the Werewolf rpg book; it released in French earlier this year, could push my brother and either other member of the family to play, or some of his friends
opaque coyote
Which makes it worse because that means that it implies that Orcs and Elves are a bunch of PURPLE FRUITists
queen laurel
I might buy the Werewolf rpg book; it released in French earlier this year, coul...
Can you tell me the name of the rpgs
I need more lore to consume
opaque coyote
Well now orcs in DnD are Mexican/latino
**That is even worse **
How did they make it worse
queen laurel
Well now orcs in DnD are Mexican/latino
Well yes but you can do this funny thing of
Homebrew
celest dome
Can you tell me the name of the rpgs
Werewolf the Apocalypse
queen laurel
Werewolf the Apocalypse
Zog yeah
celest dome
It's part of World of Darkness (Vampire the Masquerade)
outer wave
Homebrew
Oh yeah, most if not all of these issues are negligible at the end of the day; they're still stupid creative decisions though
opaque coyote
Homebrew
Yeah which is why people probably aren't fucking storming the HQ.
It is still so mindbogglingly stupid that it's just...
Why
queen laurel
It's part of World of Darkness (Vampire the Masquerade)
Do those runts only have werewolves and vampires
queen laurel
Want to be a god damn gargoyle
opaque coyote
Did nobody think of the implications???
celest dome
Do those runts only have werewolves and vampires
You could do it with Changeling possibly
opaque coyote
Even an idiot like me can understand the implications. How did this shit fly over their heads?
opaque coyote
Werewolf it is
||furry||
opaque coyote
queen laurel
That's jay okay
I cannot take his place as the lore chat furry
For i already occupy the lore chat dumbass
Reigning champion in fact
queen laurel
What am I
The guy you ask when you want to know about something related to warhammer fantasy
And very old things about warhammer
outer wave
^
celest dome
thank you
opaque coyote
Warhammer is like Trains
outer wave
opaque coyote
It is a magnet for Autistic people
queen laurel
The local autism creature
I guess that's what you are yeah
vagrant fox
a personality disorder is required for warhams
outer wave
True!
opaque coyote
Although ironically enough I don't like learning about the inner workings of trains
Instead it was Sharks
queen laurel
Although ironically enough I don't like learning about the inner workings of tra...
Even if you did you wouldn't be able to you sub brick intelligence creature
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
Even if you did you wouldn't be able to you sub brick intelligence creature
I am learning computer engineering currently
So
celest dome
||I'm watching a movie about trains rn|| 💀
opaque coyote
Don't worry Bulgur
Sooner or later your computer will have parts that I had something to do with
queen laurel
I am learning computer engineering currently
Oh speaking of computing i should really read i have no mouth and i must scream
opaque coyote
Oh speaking of computing i should really read i have no mouth and i must scream
Actually a good short story.
Listen to the audiobook
The author of the story himself voices AM
queen laurel
Listen to the audiobook
No thank you i would just get the book
opaque coyote
And he is
Really good at it
vagrant fox
I have 4 things I need to study and I can't sit down and focus at all
opaque coyote
Like genuinely it's actually kinda terrifying how much hatred he puts in
opaque coyote
I have 4 things I need to study and I can't sit down and focus at all <:Sitgryn:...
Same
vagrant fox
The narrator is verrry good in that story
opaque coyote
No thank you i would just get the book
queen laurel
Yeah it's actually goated
vagrant fox
He voiced AM in the video game too, love that game
opaque coyote
I actually think AM, GladOS and Shodan are my favorite "AI Villains" for one reason
Unlike most AI villains which are dispassionate and cold. They are emotional. Way too emotional. They developed human feelings... and they have no idea how to manage it.
So they go mad.
All the information of the world, but with the temperaments of children.
Narcissists with the power of God.
I love it.
vagrant fox
They are my favourite AIs those three
vagrant fox
I hope the remaster of 2 is going to be good and I continue to hope for a 3 one distant day
vagrant fox
Being a wee little boy and playing System Shock 2 did something to my brain I'm sure of it
opaque coyote
Why are immersive sims so like
Unpopular
Like genuinely they are the most fun gaming experiences you can have. But yet the only popular ones are like...
Bioshock 1 and 2
Not Infinite since it's more like bootleg Halo
vagrant fox
It's a small genre, Prey was popular at least
opaque coyote
It's a small genre, Prey was popular at least
Apparently undersold
That's why there's no sequel
sacred ginkgo
Prey was neat
vagrant fox
Undersold with 1.5 million copies sold?
opaque coyote
Prey was neat
Oh it 100% is
sacred ginkgo
Cool horror game until you found a shotgun
opaque coyote
Undersold with 1.5 million copies sold?
Yup
vagrant fox
opaque coyote
Cool horror game until you found a shotgun
A lot of Immersive sims are horror themed at least
Probably why I also like Survival Horror tbh
vagrant fox
Not sure what it is about bioshock, I got so bored playing even though the story engaged me
I just walked around Rapture taking pictures of fish
but then I loved it in System Shock
opaque coyote
Not sure what it is about bioshock, I got so bored playing even though the story...
Bioshock 1's gameplay is kinda doodoo ngl.
2 is more fun for me honestly
dapper gyro
Bioshock 2 and 3 pulled a more power fantasy into the game.
opaque coyote
Try out 2 at least. It has vastly improved gameplay and the story is good.
Not as good as 1
But still good
languid meadow
vagrant fox
Look at this 1994 goof, chaos boys in a state of unarmoured goes further back than I thought
It is a cool articulated shoulder pad however
opaque coyote
Look at this 1994 goof, chaos boys in a state of unarmoured goes further back th...
why does bro have the fucking HALF PANTS
hallow saddle
he's got the stanky leg
opaque coyote
It is a cool articulated shoulder pad however
ngl
I actually kind like the asymmetrical like
armored arm and unarmored arm
actually looks cool
...
the exposed leg is still a sin though
like why
hallow saddle
none marine with right side armor
dapper gyro
The blessing gives him growth hormones, so that half of his body get bigger.
opaque coyote
The blessing gives him growth hormones, so that half of his body get bigger.
Don't make him for an EC, they got their right/left arm bigger through... other means
vagrant fox
tbf, kharn with the exposed arm and miku pigtails does make it look cool
opaque coyote
tbf, kharn with the exposed arm and miku pigtails does make it look cool
Actually like that
Although shouldn't the melee weapon arm be armored?
dapper gyro
I kind of like it more than the typical blood lust artworks.
winter vessel
tbf, kharn with the exposed arm and miku pigtails does make it look cool
I've seen a lot of memes that uses Kharn for "The Day after November". all because of his bare arm
dapper gyro
have more mobility/flexibility
There are historical reference that support this.
vagrant fox
Ignoring that it looks cool, you can argue it gives him a higher range of mobility
and the defensive side tends to be the armoured side if you have asymmetric armour, so maybe he defends with his right
dapper gyro
When using a melee weapon, speed is strength.
vagrant fox
if he does any defending that is
opaque coyote
When using a melee weapon, speed is strength.
Yeah makes snese
opaque coyote
and the defensive side tends to be the armoured side if you have asymmetric armo...
Also like
the plasma pistol
If it vents due to overheating, it'll only vent to the armored side
vagrant fox
kharn the everwise
hallow saddle
pretty much
rose thorn
hallow saddle
at least its better than 9th edition where u had to have campaign books and out-of-date issues of white dwarf for the current rules
that was a nightmare
rose thorn
I heard 40k’s aren’t great this riding
arctic talon
but imo campaign books are cool
hallow saddle
me too but faction rules in campaign books sucked
arctic talon
I heard 40k’s aren’t great this riding
what
am I stupid
or am I misreading something
rose thorn
Sorry what
The fuck did I type
I mean
I heard 40k’s campaigns aren’t great this edition
rose thorn
Oh ice
arctic talon
I heard 40k’s campaigns aren’t great this edition
They’re good
rose thorn
No more vampire lord on zombie dragon for AOS
That’s, not correct
I’ve seen the battletome it’s in there
tall plinth
So lemme get this straight
outer wave
Now, lemme be queer
sly ivy
https://tenor.com/view/ame-chan-needy-streamer-overload-the-west-has-fallen-thew...
Based gif
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/squid-clear-myself-gif-meme-gif-25725527
I feel bad knowing what these guys look like…as I’m eating at a seafood restaurant
viral halo
https://tenor.com/view/ruckus-this-cant-be-no-this-cant-be-sad-read-letter-gif-1...
I'm GUTTED
rose thorn
I'm GUTTED
Tbf, you can just run a dragon or run them as prince
rose thorn
hey stuck on deciding on my stormhost idea i need someone's opinion
people who already were reincarnated
people who died laughing
people who's corpses will never be found
people who died dreaming
people who died who were criminals and thugs wishing they could live abetter life
which one of these ideas are the best
arctic talon
First one doesn’t even seem possible
tough haven
People who were left for dead and/or betrayed
arctic talon
Not sure how the fourth one would work
Imo the 2nd or 3rd one
Last one also isn’t bad
rose thorn
First one doesn’t even seem possible
like form cutlrues that believed in reincarnation adn stuff
rose thorn
very fair
the second and third are my top ones too atm
the last one could work really well as a single character
my oldest and my newest idea
uhg its so hard
laughing wins i think
as death inches closer the warriors devolve from regimented masters of war to laughing mad men chopping down the enemy. Even in death these warriors will always get the last laugh
ight that works
just need a name
nocturne crest
So apart from the Votann, has humanity produced a cult for each xenos faction on the tabletop?
wha?
arctic talon
So apart from the Votann, has humanity produced a cult for each xenos faction on...
Wdym cult
nocturne crest
Like worshipping xenos, such as the diggas or that necron one.
rose thorn
stygis semi worship aledar
arctic talon
As an actual faction
rose thorn
Like worshipping xenos, such as the diggas or that necron one.
god such old ass lore lmao
rose thorn
im so happy votaan are xenos
i know people were complaining on reddit they werent imperium
okay yeah two of the xenos factions are humans but still
nocturne crest
So how are Votann xenos?
nocturne crest
What
arctic talon
They’re culturally distinct
They’re abhumans technically
But they don’t give a shit about the imperium
They don’t see themselves as human
arctic talon
And they don’t consider themselves human or descendent from humanity
Yeah
They consider themselves their own separate species basically
nocturne crest
So do they have any supremacist views or are they pretty chill?
rose thorn
votaan lives abover everyone else but besides that they are kinda chill ig
arctic talon
So do they have any supremacist views or are they pretty chill?
They’re racist by irl standards
rose thorn
kmao
arctic talon
But they’re not like Omega Uber racist
rose thorn
they do destroy planets for materials which is pretty bad
rose thorn
but the imperium can undo that liek tyrnaid s right guys :D?
rose thorn
There's the grim dark aspect of the faction.
grim dark isnt real, writers just make what is cool to them lma o
rose thorn
i was shit posting lmao
arctic talon
The only reason it worked on Sotha is bcs the nids were afraid smh
Of the EVIL SPACE GOD
rose thorn
LMAO
arctic talon
I mean I’m not wrong LOL
They prolly didn’t eat deeper because they noticed the cron stuff
rose thorn
oh yeah necrons fuck up nids pretty bad i think
nocturne crest
Can I ask a question, which is out of genuine interest and is not to an attempt at trolling?
rose thorn
i guess?
nocturne crest
So between the old necron lore and the current lore, which does anyone prefer?
arctic talon
So between the old necron lore and the current lore, which does anyone prefer?
Current
Old styled Necrons can still exist under current Necrons as well
rose thorn
we mena like, dwan of war
when they were doom poster life haters
also a youtuber made a relaly good mini series talking about cool old hammer lore
adn then instnatly turned into a woke hammer hater lmao
saddest unsubcscribe of my life
crystal forum
am i really the only one who's freaked out by the concept of an anemone growing out of somebody's eye socket
why do i feel like the weird one here
tough haven
am i really the only one who's freaked out by the concept of an anemone growing ...
I mean, yeah, that sounds unpleasant
dusky scroll
Why do others can return from the dead (Angron) or part of the soul can have presence in the warp after death (Sanguinius afaik)
But Horus can't?
I know it is a fundamental condition of the lore. But what was the lore justification?
dapper gyro
Horus was killed by the Big E when he was at his strongest. His psychic power is strong enough to delete souls from existence.
The Big E flaming sword burns with his stored power and is still strong enough to permanently kill lesser daemons.
arctic talon
Horus's soul got obliterated
sacred ginkgo
Why do others can return from the dead (Angron) or part of the soul can have pre...
Got stabbed by the macguffin knife
Dead until GW really needs money
shadow plover
Being ascended to deamonhood makes you a part deamon, which means you can reincarnate to real space because you are of the warp
and horus wasn't ascended nor does he have any soul left to linger in the warp
raven stone
Yea Horus is one of the few "absolutely dead" things in 40k
dusky scroll
Horus was killed by the Big E when he was at his strongest. His psychic power is...
Was he strong on his own or are you talking about the time he siphoned shitload of warp energy onto himself before deleting Horus?
storm jungle
Was he strong on his own or are you talking about the time he siphoned shitload ...
Hes talking about the time where he went full anime power yes
storm jungle
Dead until GW *really* needs money
Also the only correct answer.
Big E literally says "I'll wait for you. And I forgive you"
opaque coyote
Why do others can return from the dead (Angron) or part of the soul can have pre...
Literally got his soul just
Fucking vaporized
He's basically Uncle Ben
Yeah they might bring him back
But it'd be a last resort
And he'd probably die soon after
raven stone
So far Horus is so gone, not even Fabius Bile can clone the guy
raven stone
That, and Abaddon gleefully kills off any successful ones.
opaque coyote
The Ferrus clones are successful if I remember correctly
raven stone
Since Abaddon canonically despises Horus for failing the siege.
opaque coyote
Like he specifically made Ferrus clones for Fulgrim
So Fulgrim can be like
"Join me"
Every single one of them said
"I would rather die. Literally."
Which is funny as shit.
raven stone
(And then promptly dies, ofc)
opaque coyote
Not one accepted the deal
Tbf the fact that he is a fucking like
Snake creature probably does not help
But yeah
Although Fulgrim can canonically shape shift in and out of snek form
So
opaque coyote
Since Abaddon canonically despises Horus for failing the siege.
Also Horus was pretty much gone even before he got vaporized
Like he was basically a mouthpiece for the Chaos Gods
All he did was ramble
He was more Chaos Juice than actual flesh and blood let's be fair here
raven stone
And figurehead.
Partly why Lorgar attempted to depose Horus right when reaching Terra.
(Or was it one of the WB daddies? Something along those lines.)
raven stone
He was more Chaos Juice than actual flesh and blood let's be fair here
And even then during the actual fight the Chaos entities were still like “we do a little trolling”
and tried to use Horus to goad Emps into becoming the 5th Chaos entity.
opaque coyote
And figurehead.
Partly why Lorgar attempted to depose Horus right when reaching ...
Yup.
Basically Lorgar's fatal flaw
Is still believing that Chaos actually cares about anything other than keeping the game on
raven stone
I still find it funny how the closest we will ever get to a Chaos Undivided Primarch on tabletop is fucking Belakor
Not Lorgar
(In 40k at least)
raven stone
Is still believing that Chaos actually cares about anything other than keeping t...
Arguably a fatal flaw shared by Chaos followers.
Then again IoM living standards makes lying to potential Chaos recruits very easy.
opaque coyote
Arguably a fatal flaw shared by Chaos followers.
Then again IoM living standards...
honestly
i would argue that the people believing that chaos actually cares about them
are way more delusional than those trying to use it as a tool
because at least with trying to use it as a tool, you're aware that you can probably get hit back
raven stone
On the one hand, true.
On the other hand, in the lowest rungs of Imperial society…any pretence or lie of a care is good enough to lure them in
raven stone
because at least with trying to use it as a tool, you're aware that you can prob...
Unless you get outsmarted. Like Magnus.
opaque coyote
On the one hand, true.
On the other hand, in the lowest rungs of Imperial societ...
"fuck it we ball"
raven stone
"fuck it we ball"
Pretty much. Says a lot when 3 meals a day for prisoners can be seen as a sign of corruption/subversion of prison order according to Rogue Trader…
crisp heath
raven stone
I mean closest that could happen is pretty much a Rogue Trader fiefdom in the middle of nowhere strategic that is lucky enough to not attract Xenos and Chaos attention
If they just pay their Tithes (taxes) to the Imperium then yea, nothing will ever happen.
A “horror” part of 40k is, inherently, what happens when Orks/Drukhari/Tyranids/Chaos comes knocking at your door even if you were not looking for trouble.
(Generally speaking negotiating with three of them is a worse idea than fighting them, and obviously you don’t talk to Nids.)
raven stone
Remember: as I mentioned, even if you are not looking for trouble, trouble comes looking for you.
40k is…well, think of a slum zone writ large for the entire Galaxy.
opaque coyote
Remember: as I mentioned, even if you are not looking for trouble, trouble comes...
Basically, the Imperium literally genocided any other alternatives.
raven stone
The other reason why the universe is shit beyond IoM stupidity.
crisp heath
Yes that I understand
opaque coyote
Like actually, literally genocided every other alternative.
opaque coyote
Yes that I understand
I do agree there needs to be more non-Chaos rebellions that are notable in the fluff at least lmao
raven stone
Well, yes, that too. Though Aeldari also had a hand I think, since they are also racist supremacists who look down on other species.
And hate it when any other thing lives on their planet.
opaque coyote
Although, the funniest rebellion has to be uh... the Badab war
crisp heath
Sadly wh40k greatly reflects rl
opaque coyote
basically,
Huron Blackheart didn't want to pay taxes.
And he turned to Chaos due to that
lmao
raven stone
Sadly wh40k greatly reflects rl
I mentioned far earlier that since 40k draws so heavily from real life, anything goes in the lore channel.
opaque coyote
Every other Chaos character has some tragic backstory or deep seated flaw to explain why they fell. But Huron just straight up said "Fuck the feds I ain't paying taxes."
raven stone
Since discussion of real life is discussion of 40k inspirations.
opaque coyote
Sadly wh40k greatly reflects rl
Also the Chaos Gods represent the sins and fallings of humanity
blahblahblah
raven stone
Huron/Badab war is…well, it was slightly more complex than taxes. But yes, it’s an accurate enough meme.
Basically it’s a Chapter finding itself stretched to the limits trying to guard a place/area, and the surrounding Imperial Governors being stupid greedy for trade purposes.
opaque coyote
Huron/Badab war is…well, it was slightly more complex than taxes. But yes, it’s ...
Mostly about Astartes Autonomy, the greed of the Imperium, etc.
But also taxes.
Although tbf, after a bit, I think only the Lamenters was actually fighting for that
while the rest were too busy uh
"MAIM KILL BURN"
raven stone
I mean, when you throw a group of unstable Astartes Chapters into a war zone…
Executioners, Minotaurs, Characadons…
opaque coyote
Slaanesh technically claims to be that.
But in reality it's just about excess.
In fact, every Chaos God claims to be freedom.
But no
You're just chained to another master.
There are some independent Daemon Princes looking to strike their own
Basically to summarize.
If the Imperium is extreme feudalism.
Chaos is extreme late stage capitalism
except it's probably more fun since at least you can try murdering your boss
raven stone
Chaos is more…emotional imbalance/insanity TBH
opaque coyote
Chaos is more…emotional imbalance/insanity TBH
Yeah that's basically what it represents.
Structural wise it matches a company strangely enough
crisp heath
Have ever played this little gem Tyranny?
opaque coyote
Even has the fake like
"YOU CAN BECOME YOUR OWN BOSS!"
you are not your own boss
opaque coyote
Have ever played this little gem Tyranny?
have it on my wishlist
raven stone
Yeah that's basically what it represents.
Structural wise it matches a company ...
That recent April Fools joke “Department Of Chaos Efficiency”
opaque coyote
not yet tho I know Obsidian makes good shit tho
...except on the technical department
storm jungle
Have ever played this little gem Tyranny?
PEAK
opaque coyote
honestly I can believe it
storm jungle
🗣️
crisp heath
have it on my wishlist
It's very good and the choices are interesting because sometimes both sides are right but you have to decide
I recommended highly
opaque coyote
PEAK
also dilara please help me
I discovered what Jackie's Box is
It's like an auditory cognitohazard
The ear version of a car crash
storm jungle
I discovered what Jackie's Box is
Its in my head, I cant help you
fuckingmimicfuckingmimic 💀