might just be berserkers, no idea if they come in different sizes or not
#40k-lore-chat
plush mason
queen laurel
might just be berserkers, no idea if they come in different sizes or not
yeah might be it
queen laurel
Might just be a super predator
plush mason
maybe
i wonder if a female predator will be in this series, its a shame you only see one in the comics
queen laurel
i wonder if a female predator will be in this series, its a shame you only see o...
yeah they're not really explored
plush mason
all we know is they are rare and extremely deadly, far more so than the males
given that the one in the comics is the only one to have ever beaten Dutch who had become an apex predator hunter by that time
summer mural
opaque coyote
milk
(dumbass is sucking on the wrong place smh)
Oh yeah also
Average Warhammer fan
hallow saddle
not big surprise
opaque coyote
Personally, I like to believe like
Out of the frame, they're wearing the WW1 gasmask and helmet
dapper gyro
It is a dude...
dapper gyro
Wow it's almost like I am aware of that
Sorry, I'm not a mind reader freak.
storm jungle
not just lorechat, warhammer in general
plush mason
true
sacred bluff
Sure bud...
storm jungle
Im not a freak
arctic talon
summer mural
arctic talon
not just lorechat, warhammer in general
I’m not a freak smh
I’m like mostly normal
Maybe
opaque coyote
I am a freak
tough haven
I’m like mostly normal
Normal and strange are artifacts of perspective
vagrant fox
I am exceedingly normal and mundane
winter vessel
Why am I hearing Tony LC SIGN’s voice from this picture?
opaque coyote
winter vessel
I mean hilarious jokes aside, that man’s got some pretty cool designs for LED signs
summer mural
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129943706850578504/1354749517882327120/R...
the hell?
is it already that time of day
when Morrslieb hangs high and its pale glare starts to drive you bananas
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
Doom is forever the benchmark
summer mural
i dont think I can currently play doom the dark ages
opaque coyote
im in that situation rn
Yeah I'm thinking of upgrading my pc
Having some problems anyways
5 years old
vagrant fox
spent 2 days troubleshooting my friends new pc going over everything, double checking everything with him
turns out he hadn't plugged in a wire and didn't think it was important so he ignored it
Life is hard
opaque coyote
God dammit tariffs
And the worst part
I am thinking of actually building one
For the first time
arctic talon
Cross the border to another country and smuggle that shit in
vagrant fox
Now or never with the chinese export ban things
dapper gyro
Even if the US can construct a chip manufacturing in the next 3 years, and even if there is no tariff on raw material, the price would still go at least twice of what they are not long ago.
arctic talon
It’s stupid
Manufacturing isn’t going to magically pop back up
The skilled labor necessary for a lot of this stuff literally does not exist anymore in the US
dapper gyro
Even if they do, they would ask for a premium salary simply because the cost of living is a big difference.
crystal forum
tough haven
Manufacturing isn’t going to magically pop back up
Should have focused on supply instead of demand
dapper gyro
Unless the cost of living in the US goes down, there is not a chance that US population can afford the current life style.
tough haven
If you wanted more US made products and manufacturing, they should have made incentives for companies to do so, and funded construction of more facilities to enable that
tough haven
If you wanted more US made products and manufacturing, they should have made inc...
Instead of just fucking “make everything cost more”
arctic talon
If you wanted more US made products and manufacturing, they should have made inc...
Line must go up
dapper gyro
The issue is that they tax even those who have no tax on them...
dapper gyro
"10% for everyone"... like why?
tough haven
Line must go up
I’m think it’s a bullshit excuse that they did this to incentivize US self sufficiency
arctic talon
I’m think it’s a bullshit excuse that they did this to incentivize US self suffi...
I think they’re pulling a Brexit
Lol
opaque coyote
Manufacturing isn’t going to magically pop back up
It would
Maybe work if the USA had the trust of say
Post WW2
The problem is that
arctic talon
"10% for everyone"... like why?
Because they want the US to have in house “manufacturing”
rose thorn
HAADHAAHHA VAFG ABH AGFHASS HUFJ
opaque coyote
Any chance of using that trust was
Fucking ruined
dapper gyro
No winning even if other countries have positive trade to the US.
arctic talon
It would
Maybe work if the USA had the trust of say
Post WW2
Nah
tough haven
That’s like saying, we wanted to encourage you to fish, so we took away your food
tough haven
What’s that? You don’t have a fishing pole? Too bad
arctic talon
Lol
rose thorn
this is now one of my favorite memes
opaque coyote
The US just lacks
The self manufacturing capability and skilled labor
arctic talon
This isn’t even a people like thing
tough haven
The skilled labor necessary
Immigrant phobia doesn’t help
arctic talon
This is just a case of the US lacking this shit
outer wave
The skilled labor necessary
AI will save the US!!!!
arctic talon
AI will save the US!!!!
I’m sure the AI will assemble cars
tough haven
This is just a case of the US lacking this shit
It’s a simple supply issue
outer wave
AI will make us AI food
tough haven
Like stupidly simple
arctic talon
Well
tough haven
We don’t have enough of thing
arctic talon
It isn’t to trump lol
tough haven
Enable us to make more thing
rose thorn
AI will save the US!!!!
Ai; make me a stockmarket
tough haven
Then we have more thing
opaque coyote
I’m sure the AI will assemble cars
The worst part is that it already does. It has for like 40 fucking years. That's how machines work.
But we can't have Deep seek or ChatGPT summon the materials needed
outer wave
Ai; make me a stockmarket
AI, make me rich
opaque coyote
BECAUSE AI ISN'T MAGIC
outer wave
AI make me 2 billion dollars
arctic talon
Thank fuck I don’t have a 401k yet
dapper gyro
If the started with education program, then invest in infrastructure, then maybe bringing manufacturing back to the US is feasible.
arctic talon
If the started with education program, then invest in infrastructure, then maybe...
Yeah but that would mean investing in education
tough haven
If the started with education program, then invest in infrastructure, then maybe...
Yup, like I said, it’s a supply issue
arctic talon
dapper gyro
But guess who cut the fuck out of education and infrastructure in the US???
arctic talon
But guess who cut the fuck out of education and infrastructure in the US???
Regan/hj
dapper gyro
Student loan forgiveness? Nah, a waste of money - Not me.
arctic talon
tough haven
Buy more bombs
And spend millions of dollars to uhh stop trans kids from playing high school sports
tough haven
And spend millions of dollars to uhh stop trans kids from playing high school sp...
Cause we need a new scapegoat
arctic talon
But MIC moment
dapper gyro
The trans problem is something else and I don't think it has to do with economy.
tough haven
The trans problem is something else and I don't think it has to do with economy.
It doesn’t
tough haven
But they seem to focus a lot of attention on it instead of fucking important things
Like the economy or healthcare or anything
celest dome
Which is horrifying
And the US had managed to have the whole of Europe buy their weapons for decades
Now
dapper gyro
Health care...
celest dome
Now we're expressibly not doing it
tough haven
Cause they need to point and shout “look over there” so people ignore the glaring problems
opaque coyote
The trans problem is something else and I don't think it has to do with economy.
Nah we need genital checks for some reason
arctic talon
Turns out when the US goes crazy mode and starts being unreliable people stop buying shit from them
Lol
arctic talon
Nah we need genital checks for some reason
Penis inspection day is real
dapper gyro
I went to hospital monthly since october without paying a single cent.
arctic talon
And the US had managed to have the whole of Europe buy their weapons for decades...
Glory to Rhinemetal
dapper gyro
I can't imagine doing that in the US.
opaque coyote
Penis inspection day is real
Gym Teachers already have a bad stereotype for being... y'know
arctic talon
EU weapons procurement is the future
opaque coyote
This isn't helping the allegations
summer mural
Gym Teachers already have a bad stereotype for being... y'know
hmmm...go on...
arctic talon
Gym Teachers already have a bad stereotype for being... y'know
I literally got groped by two different ones
And then I got in trouble for stomping on one of their feet for doing that
opaque coyote
I literally got groped by two different ones
Jesus fucking christ
arctic talon
Thank you school
summer mural
smh
arctic talon
Very cool
opaque coyote
I would low-key bring a knife if that happened ngl
tough haven
I just think it’s so fucking ridiculous
dapper gyro
What, you are a dude? and they are male teachers?
Because it sounds like they are the... homosexual ones?
arctic talon
What, you are a dude? and they are male teachers?
I was a dude one was a male teacher the other was a female teacher
Both got way too handsy with me
remote widget
Dangit I was gonna post it
summer mural
Both got way too handsy with me
thats so shitty smh
opaque coyote
I was a dude one was a male teacher the other was a female teacher
Oh cool, inclusivity. How nice...
summer mural
id have brought a crowbar to school the next day
arctic talon
Like it was obvious it’s not just “adjusting” your pose
Like yes I’m sure your hand needs to be there
For almost 30 seconds
Totally…….
Anyways
opaque coyote
@arctic talon you doing alright btw
arctic talon
<@255478624851853312> you doing alright btw
Yes
opaque coyote
I'm genuinely sorry that happened to you and all that seriously Jesus christ
remote widget
summer mural
dapper gyro
That's awful... Like, I was born and grew up in a 3rd world country, and this shit doesn't happen.
opaque coyote
summer mural
chaosgate deserves a sequel ngl
arctic talon
Chaosgate was actually a good game lol
opaque coyote
That's awful... Like, I was born and grew up in a 3rd world country, and this sh...
I mean
It probably does
It's just not reported
arctic talon
It made me like GK a lot more
summer mural
Im still playing it lol, ive got it installed on my third run
arctic talon
I mean
It probably does
It's just not reported
Yeah the it’s not reported thing is huge
summer mural
i love xcom style games, so I had a blast with chaosgate
summer mural
opaque coyote
💀
arctic talon
i love xcom style games, so I had a blast with chaosgate
Real
Did you enjoy the decapitation not killing enemies in Chaosgate
It’s so goddamn funny
summer mural
also PURGATOR is disgusting
opaque coyote
Chaos Gate actually looks kinda fun
summer mural
I was like , " thats how a grey knight uses a ranged weapon goddamn"
tough haven
That's awful... Like, I was born and grew up in a 3rd world country, and this sh...
We are worse than any 3rd world country
arctic talon
It’s got a super fucked up difficulty curve
summer mural
the first playthrough will be hard
opaque coyote
We are worse than any 3rd world country
Wouldn't go that far
tough haven
Well ok
summer mural
but the second playthrough is so much fun
tough haven
That’s an exaggeration
opaque coyote
It is funny to say that but objectively nah
opaque coyote
That’s an exaggeration
We do have some features of 3rd world countries though
Like the healthcare
arctic talon
but the second playthrough is so much fun
Because you know what you’re doing yeah
opaque coyote
summer mural
also, chaosgate has very nice depictions and showcase of the officio assassinorum, which I really liked
dapper gyro
Believe me, I have seen stuff. The US is far from 3rd world.
arctic talon
also, chaosgate has very nice depictions and showcase of the officio assassinoru...
One billion ass shots for all the assassins
Truly
This was our chaos gate
tough haven
dapper gyro
US is the epidemy of protagonist syndrome.
summer mural
also dominus turning into plague marines and nuking the entire squad
tough haven
remote widget
summer mural
"Hi, im not a plague marine you nurgle chumps, eat neural shredder"
opaque coyote
"WHAT IS THAT"
an Eldar and Tau party member right next to them
"...a smoothie"
opaque coyote
is it a stretch to assume
Yes
tough haven
lost my train of thought
Bro get it back!?
summer mural
I CANT
tough haven
It’s gonna fucking crash!
dapper gyro
You can get a truck of thought.
opaque coyote
is it a stretch to assume
dapper gyro
can I get a tyranid bioship of thought though
Found the GSC
tall plinth
US is the epidemy of protagonist syndrome.
Epitome
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OH I REMEMBER
summer mural
i was gonna say is it a stretch to assume the tau will ever get a nice videogame ( and like 40k factions that dont get much representation) but then I remembered that tau videogame exists
the fire ranger whatchamacallit
the guy
whatshizname
plush mason
Saying the US is third world is fucked imo
its bottom of the barrel first world with many states being 2nd world
summer mural
yes
arctic talon
O’kais
celest dome
Not that people know them
arctic talon
Or I guess Kais
plush mason
wasnt the military commander in DOW dark crusade an O'Kais?
summer mural
i know the least about tau from all the factions so
arctic talon
Not that people know them <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Farsight is literally one of them
arctic talon
wasnt the military commander in DOW dark crusade an O'Kais?
Yes
summer mural
except that one auxiliary race thats really cool
celest dome
Farsight is literally one of them
Farsight is named Kai too 
tall plinth
except that one auxiliary race thats really cool
The techno-monkeys
celest dome
I'd like to see a Nicasar miniature
tall plinth
The kroot are pretty neat
summer mural
"Wulfrik le Vagabond"
dapper gyro
The way that their trait works kind of forcing them to just backstab each other.
arctic talon
Tbf
Kroot tend to be pretty tight nit
Eating another kroot only happens when they die
tough haven
I love how we see kroot as horrible savages for eating the dead
rose thorn
"Wulfrik le Vagabond"
i cant remember if he had a relaly cool shield or not
tough haven
And the kroot see us as horrible savages for not eating the dead
Cause we’re wasting their spirits
summer mural
i cant remember if he had a relaly cool shield or not
i dunno about cool, but hes always had a shield
rose thorn
And the kroot see us as horrible savages for not eating the dead
god i love kroot
rose thorn
im glad oldworld has its own utter dogshit mobile game
late osprey
its bottom of the barrel first world with many states being 2nd world
dont be so dramatic
USA is still top 10 GDP per capita PPP
plush mason
and far behind in just about every other metric
late osprey
do you know what PPP means
late osprey
purchasing power parity, it essentially communicates one's cost of living
arctic talon
im glad oldworld has its own utter dogshit mobile game
It’s inevitable for any warhammer property
late osprey
and therefore standard of living
america is beat out by only a few countries, and itself beats out most of europe
plush mason
and yet, America ranks in like the 20s or 30s for health happiness eduaction and freedoms
late osprey
that doesn't make it "bottom of the barrel 1st world" lmao
plush mason
fair
still seeing as my country calls it self the "greatest in the world" being so low in the actual metrics makes it worse
late osprey
i guarantee for ANY given metric, the #1 country will have significant problems in another field
plush mason
none of the countries that are actually greater than us claim to be
late osprey
for example, the top GDP PPP countries are mostly billionaire magical realms
only like
denmark
has its cake and eats it too lmao
plush mason
the US is all talk and it insults me as an American
rose thorn
It’s inevitable for any warhammer property
aos' died forever ago tbf
its an autobatteler
so it has real gameplay
plush mason
im glad oldworld has its own utter dogshit mobile game
afaik that game is WHF
not old world
plush mason
lmao
arctic talon
Lol
languid meadow
Well the current emperor (is it Magnus?) Doesn't have 3 video games
arctic talon
It’s magnus yeah
languid meadow
It's whf but centuries before endtimes
late osprey
MAGNUS THE PIOUS
rose thorn
It predates wfb with alot of *
late osprey
technically he has 2 games
celest dome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
Isn't that sort of classement flawed with the very rich making those useless ?
languid meadow
I bet if Magnus was in a game with cool and funny vooceline he would be memed more
Also immortal empires trailer is peakb
rose thorn
The more has been like viciously fixed so you can use stuff despite the time gap like steam tanks
I don’t have any more examples that’s just what my old world friend told me
arctic talon
The more has been like viciously fixed so you can use stuff despite the time gap...
Steam tanks existed back then
raven stone
Old World is basically the Fantasy's setting of HH, in a sense
late osprey
Isn't that sort of classement flawed with the very rich making those useless ?
no because the rest of the population still brings it down
arctic talon
The issue is for dwarf stuff
rose thorn
The but more than 12
arctic talon
And uh
late osprey
hence per capita
raven stone
Rocket batteries
Watch GW retcon them into existing since Grand Cathay has rockets...
rose thorn
I’m so excited for AOS steam tanks refresh
arctic talon
Watch GW retcon them into existing since Grand Cathay has rockets...
They already did, they have rocket batteries in old world
arctic talon
whos the high king of the dwarves
Same one
late osprey
obviously context matters, if you look at the top countries you'll see them mostly populated by Billionaire Playgrounds like UAE and Luxembourg
but it's far from completely useless
celest dome
The issue is for dwarf stuff
We could see more runic stuff though
languid meadow
He's a dwarf so yeah
summer mural
its no wonder hes mildly psychotic, hes been basically writing grudges for centuries
arctic talon
But stuff like the grudge chucker
And one of the dwarf flyers
Shouldn’t exist yet
But they do for uh
summer mural
gyrocopters
arctic talon
Unexplained reasons…..
celest dome
The Gyrobomber
raven stone
Retcons galore
summer mural
does magnus have a model
languid meadow
Most non human factions have the same leaders right? Besides like Skaven?
arctic talon
Most non human factions have the same leaders right? Besides like Skaven?
Skaven, chaos, beastmen are all dif
Same with humans and high elves
celest dome
The Gyrocopter i think should, as for Thunderbarge they should too (suck it Malakai fans)
summer mural
the chaos everchosen should be asavar kul iirc
celest dome
ye
late osprey
not if this is post-asavar kul
arctic talon
It’s post him
summer mural
magnus krumped kul right
arctic talon
Iirc
late osprey
which it would be if there are the colleges of mages
summer mural
there are
rose thorn
The foot hero lady?
arctic talon
The foot hero lady?
She’s a big leader but she isn’t the big leader
celest dome
Main chaos dude may be Vardek Crom for Undivided
arctic talon
If that makes sense
late osprey
So chaos doesn’t have a big leader
Thorgar the Blooded One ftw
summer mural
all the helves exist I guess from whfb
languid meadow
Skaven, chaos, beastmen are all dif
Honestly forgot about beastmen
arctic talon
She’s important but she’s not the everchosen
Oh also vampires
Since uh
Vlad is eepy
summer mural
hmm
celest dome
Who are you all calling foot hero lady ?
summer mural
its vlad and then manfredd basically
arctic talon
We have bretonians crusading into the uh
summer mural
desert?
summer mural
nehekhara
celest dome
Assassin's Desert ?
rose thorn
Who are you all calling foot hero lady ?
fuckin uhhhhhhhhh,
languid meadow
Oh settra
arctic talon
Oh the border prince stuff is cool
summer mural
settra should be around
arctic talon
I really like the border prince stuff
celest dome
Oh the border prince stuff is cool
Borderland or Badland ?
late osprey
cant believe GW would rather just annihilate Araby than ever create their line
summer mural
lmao
late osprey
"uhhh yeah bretonnians killed them all and live there now"
arctic talon
Borderland or Badland ?
The stuff that lets you run bretonian stuff with giant empire cannons
And guns
rose thorn
also i cant make my favorite old world joke
summer mural
is greasus still overtyrant
celest dome
Southern Kingdoms ?
rose thorn
culture: not european
gw: fuckin uhhh, sure htey all died
arctic talon
Yes border princes
arctic talon
>culture: not european
>gw: fuckin uhhh, sure htey all died
Still works for end times
Even if GW retroactively wrote for Cathay
celest dome
is greasus still overtyrant
I don't think we know
arctic talon
Oh also Kislev got obliterated back then
summer mural
NICE
rose thorn
lmao
arctic talon
Cue debate on if Russia is Asian or Europe
late osprey
my wrath against end times? boundless
arctic talon
Lol
raven stone
Yea Old World to AoS was a literal Earth shattering apocalypse
languid meadow
settra should be around
His swag is unmatched
raven stone
All are equally affected or ded
rose thorn
and hten aos had 3 more world ending events
summer mural
i do love settras swag
arctic talon
New nagash is such a funny mini
celest dome
Cue debate on if Russia is Asian or Europe
Both, but the majority of the population is of European side, while the majority of the landmass is asian
summer mural
always have
arctic talon
I 100% believe he has the massive hat
Because settra had a bigger one
Then he did
raven stone
and hten aos had 3 more world ending events
Looks like 40k finally got outdone in the over the top department
late osprey
yeah id be a knight errant, running over greenskins and imperials
arctic talon
Looks like 40k finally got outdone in the over the top department
AoS has world ending events every edition
LOL
queen laurel
and hten aos had 3 more world ending events
The realms eats those tho
rose thorn
THE SKAVEN DOOM
arctic talon
THE VEMRINDOOOM
queen laurel
Era of the beast
rose thorn
THE BLOODQUAKES
queen laurel
isn’t it vermin?
You're right vermin doom
raven stone
AoS has world ending events every edition
Dayum gotta say GW really stepping up the Apocalypse games here lol
late osprey
those are hilarious names
rose thorn
isn’t it vermin?
acutally might be vermin
late osprey
whats next?
rose thorn
THE BROKEN REALMS!!!!!!!
late osprey
THE ELFPOCALYPSE
rose thorn
AoS is anything is too over the top
its my favorite part
rose thorn
It would be the NAZI ELVES
lumineth?
late osprey
DWARFEGEDDON
arctic talon
Yeah
summer mural
the fuck is the elfpocalypse
rose thorn
the fuck is the elfpocalypse
teclis
summer mural
ah yes
arctic talon
the fuck is the elfpocalypse
The Nazi elves deciding to Nazi all over everyone
queen laurel
isn’t it vermin?
I'm surprised Alarielle decided to go through with the magic my plan even though you know one of the realms is literally life in competition with itself?
arctic talon
Lol
summer mural
classic.
late osprey
the fuck is the elfpocalypse
the next upcoming doomsday event
queen laurel
Like what were you thinking
celest dome
How many elf faction may still happen ?
arctic talon
The Lumineth aren’t actually Nazis
late osprey
lumineth are wicked as fuck though lets just get that out of the way
that's my AoS army
rose thorn
The Lumineth aren’t actually Nazis
instead of gas chambers they just labtomize poeple
or turn them into light
queen laurel
Alarielle please do not cast the life magic because one of the realms is literally the realm of monsters
arctic talon
How many elf faction may still happen ?
1,
arctic talon
We’re just missing Malerions
late osprey
they're more like Duloc from fucking Shrek than anything
arctic talon
Elf things
late osprey
queen laurel
Causing the realm of monsters to become even more f*****
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/oYJf.gif
Not wrong LOL
late osprey
Lumineth is a perrfect plaaaace!
languid meadow
I think when chaos dwarves get added I will get into aos on the model side
queen laurel
I think when chaos dwarves get added I will get into aos on the model side
Do expect a big makeover
Because old chaos dwarfs were
arctic talon
I mean
rose thorn
they basically confirmed chaos dwarves are this eidiotn
arctic talon
The old FW resin chorfs sucked
languid meadow
I just want chaos dwarves
arctic talon
Lol
summer mural
dawi zharr fighting kharadron overlords in aos sounds kinda cool ngl
rose thorn
we technicallly have 1 unit already but its humans
arctic talon
Yeah
rose thorn
kharadron overlords are also super cool
they are peak
late osprey
i always thought that was weird
queen laurel
The old FW resin chorfs sucked
Yeah but i'm talking about like the stereotypical implications of their looks
summer mural
fyreslayers are cool
arctic talon
Funniest shit ever
summer mural
and hairy
late osprey
like whats the point of the balloons if you're just floating like 2 feet above the ground
rose thorn
except that they're a tabletop army
they shooting spam, teleport, shooting spam
arctic talon
Khadron and drukhari playing almost the exact same
late osprey
but kharadron in LORE
arctic talon
Is so funny
late osprey
are awesome
arctic talon
Both of them engage in drive by shooting
rose thorn
fyreslayers are cool
lvoe them so much
arctic talon
Tomfoolery
rose thorn
aos has the best dwarves
summer mural
like whats the point of the balloons if you're just floating like 2 feet above t...
its so a gargant can crush it under foot instead of having to reach up into the sky
languid meadow
Yeah aos cooked with dwarves
queen laurel
I also love the fact that canonically speaking
late osprey
back in my day, the ONLY way to get horseback knight cavalry was lumineth
queen laurel
Ironjawz beat orks in any physical category
late osprey
and thats how i liked them, that and also they have ulthuan vibes
queen laurel
They are literally physically bigger and stronger
late osprey
i did clip off the crests off of most of my dudes
queen laurel
It's actually hilarious it's
late osprey
keeping them on sgts
summer mural
i like lumineth, but I dont like their newfound obession with bullhorns
queen laurel
i like lumineth, but I dont like their newfound obession with bullhorns
Those are in order to respect the mountain spirits
summer mural
fuck cow loving elves
late osprey
i like lumineth, but I dont like their newfound obession with bullhorns
yeah but fortunately that's just a specific cult within lumineth
rose thorn
Yeah aos cooked with dwarves
oh yeah ciites dwarves are this edition too
queen laurel
That's just like a specific order of them to be fair
late osprey
and you can cut off the horns easily enough
late osprey
i otherwise dont like the horns either for sure
summer mural
i love deepkin
rose thorn
me toooooo
late osprey
otherwise the designs of their soldiers are really cool
summer mural
theres something so incredibly based about the origin of your elven race beginning with " Hey Teclis? Fuck you"
queen laurel
The star born and coalesced
languid meadow
Age of Sigmar? WRONG, AGE OF ULTRON !
rose thorn
theres something so incredibly based about the origin of your elven race beginni...
this happens like 3 times lol
summer mural
also their models are amazing
rose thorn
yes very hype for their update
queen laurel
this happens like 3 times lol
To be fair the elvin god's kind of to be honest sucked at reconstructing elves
late osprey
i kinda dont like how the old world's characters become wholly-changed gods in AOS
but it is whatever
queen laurel
They failed
languid meadow
Keep forgetting to start high kahls oath
summer mural
but it is whatever
I like it for Gotrek lol, its so hilariously memey
late osprey
like from what i remember reading in my lumineth book, neither teclis nor tyrion are particularly in character
so its like
rose thorn
i kinda dont like how the old world's characters become wholly-changed gods in A...
counter argument, what else are you gonna do
queen laurel
i kinda dont like how the old world's characters become wholly-changed gods in A...
Well it would be wasteful to kind of waste them because they kind of became the personifications of the respective magics
arctic talon
Age of Sigmar? WRONG, AGE OF ULTRON !
late osprey
whats even the point of having them that
queen laurel
Literal avatars of it
languid meadow
Chimera brothers does not vibe with me
queen laurel
What can you do then just make them a god really
languid meadow
But like aos helves don't vibe with me
summer mural
joke about gotrek not being able to fulfill his slayer oath is just so funny when you consider he made it to literal godhood
languid meadow
Idk the whole bull motif is eh
rose thorn
Idk the whole bull motif is eh
its not just bulls tbf, depends which element they follow
queen laurel
Idk the whole bull motif is eh
I mean you have two more elves if it doesn't meet your fancy
Also that yeah
late osprey
bull motif is optional, fortunately
queen laurel
The bulls are like usually from the mountain fellow
rose thorn
bulls are mountains, foxes are wind, i dont know the other two
late osprey
horses obviously
languid meadow
Lumineth my beloved
late osprey
i REALLY dont like aos's obsession with Weird N Wild Creature mounts
queen laurel
i REALLY dont like aos's obsession with Weird N Wild Creature mounts
What do you mean
late osprey
having them as special cases is one thing but there was a time where quite literally NOBODY had horses except for like
chaos knights
and lumineth
summer mural
also can I just say, for any problems with aos
Bonereapers are skellies done absolutely perfectly.
late osprey
its important to me because i like knights a lot
late osprey
chaos knights
also it was old model chaos knights
languid meadow
also can I just say, for any problems with aos
Bonereapers are skellies done ab...
Def one of my fav undead factions
summer mural
I like the abyssal steeds
rose thorn
forgot lumineth is also the weeb faction
languid meadow
But like I'm the necron guy so I will always love undead factions
languid meadow
forgot lumineth is also the weeb faction
Dragon ball.....
languid meadow
Swagless cold ones I fear
summer mural
good ol horses are cool too
rose thorn
god i wanna spam bugs in sylvaneth so bad
summer mural
especially skelly ones
rose thorn
summer mural
like my kavalos boys
arctic talon
i think lore wise they are fox horses
queen laurel
But of course everyone knows the best type of mount is the one that can trample an entire regiment into a bloody red paste
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/mizutsune-monster-hunter-mh-mhr-mhgu-gif-2599985840509001...
i dont get it-
summer mural
i do appreciate how in this entire conversation about aos, stormcast eternals havent been brought up once
arctic talon
i do appreciate how in this entire conversation about aos, stormcast eternals ha...
It’s stormcast time
queen laurel
i dont get it-
It's mitsutsune
A monster hunter monster that uses soap as a weapon
That's all do you need to know
rose thorn
i do appreciate how in this entire conversation about aos, stormcast eternals ha...
a; they are too cool to talk abotu
b; the setting is balanced where you dont have to mention them 24/7
arctic talon
Mizutsune is the “bubbly fox wyvern” as it’s called
rose thorn
unlike 40k
arctic talon
a; they are too cool to talk abotu
b; the setting is balanced where you dont ha...
looks inside cities of sigmar book, stormcast
rose thorn
> looks inside cities of sigmar book, stormcast
yeah but you cant even bring stormcasts anymore in cities
queen laurel
> looks inside cities of sigmar book, stormcast
Hey to be fair to chances of not surviving our very much higher if they don't have the storm cast around
arctic talon
Yeah lol
rose thorn
but you use to
arctic talon
There’s plenty of non marine content in 40k
queen laurel
Better have in demigod warriors on the side
summer mural
nagash? more like nagashizzzzzzzz 😴
summer mural
with vampirism?
rocky gale
I know we don't have to mention Stormcast, but Bird horses
rose thorn
There’s plenty of non marine content in 40k
"Hey how do eldar recover soul stones"
"well thegrey knights-"
arctic talon
"Hey how do eldar recover soul stones"
"well thegrey knights-"
They don’t what, that was one time
summer mural
necroquake 2 sounds like a terrible videogame sequel
summer mural
i thought the first one was mostly lame ngl
queen laurel
If they did a second necroquake I’d call it lame
Dude the next edition i hope to god it's order taking the spotlight
They went through literally three catastrophes
arctic talon
They went through literally three catastrophes
REALMGATE WARS 2
rocky gale
summer mural
oh goddamn thats amazing
rocky gale
Lovely horses
summer mural
I want one of those mounts
arctic talon
Smh
rose thorn
excited for a new terrorghist model?
summer mural
cold ones got really bland after a point
rose thorn
it looks like FEC are getting all the bats stuff
rocky gale
excited for a new terrorghist model?
I'm praying
summer mural
it was like " is that a cold one? yeah whatever"
arctic talon
Yeah
arctic talon
You fools we’re in lustria, WE ALL HAVE COLD ONES
queen laurel
"hey hun im gonna go get some cold ones"
Brings in a velociraptor that almost bites my head of
summer mural
imagine if its rakarth who says that and he actually comes back with a case of beer
rose thorn
i think aos having so many silly cavs, make the few horses so mcuh cooler
queen laurel
All right guys quick question
You are given a choice to pick any aos creature to have as a pet
Which would you pick
summer mural
katakros
queen laurel
You don't have to worry about expenses and feeding them
languid meadow
i think aos having so many silly cavs, make the few horses so mcuh cooler
Classic 4 horsemen pose (I love it)
rose thorn
the big bug
summer mural
lmao
queen laurel
the big bug
A wardroth beetle?
queen laurel
The one Alarielle uses?
rose thorn
any of the sylvaneth bugs tbf
queen laurel
any of the sylvaneth bugs tbf
Okay beetle it is okay
rose thorn
katakros
this was a joke about his lil guys were mounts right?
or am i digigng too deep
summer mural
you are giving me too much credit
rocky gale
Either Gryph-hound or Gryph-charger
queen laurel
this was a joke about his lil guys were mounts right?
No i'm pretty sure he just wants to f*** katakros
summer mural
never
rose thorn
you are giving me too much credit
oh lol, last ediiton they had the mount kywor
queen laurel
Either Gryph-hound or Gryph-charger
Pretty good choices
rose thorn
No i'm pretty sure he just wants to f*** katakros
the skeleton cod piece is worth its due
queen laurel
Me personally i would go with a Maw-grunta
rose thorn
want. want.want. want/
queen laurel
want. want.want. want/
Yeah genius that is thrifty decided to keep the general of nagash's army
A pet
I only know that he will do some devious things
summer mural
I mostly want katakros to like, work in my kitchen and make meals
queen laurel
To the poor guy
queen laurel
I mostly want katakros to like, work in my kitchen and make meals
He is a war general that wants to perfect his craft
summer mural
etc
queen laurel
The only thing he's going to make you in the kitchen is a knuckle sandwich
summer mural
yeah he can have big dreams
but like, I expect him to make a nice milkshake
and get me beer and also scare away neighbours
late osprey
why?
aforementioned reasons, i love playing with cavalry and specifically horses have an aesthetic to them that the Weird N Wild Creatures dont
and its a nonissue now anyway
since the factions that should have had horses finally have them now
rose thorn
aforementioned reasons, i love playing with cavalry and specifically horses have...
alot of models from old world dint really use horses
queen laurel
Yeah each other cavalry reflects their culture
rose thorn
the dark elves had alot of not horses, empire had alot of not horses, green skins didnt have any
queen laurel
Orcs use boars because it's just as belligerent as they are for example
summer mural
empire had decent amount of horses no
queen laurel
the dark elves had alot of not horses, empire had alot of not horses, green skin...
Dark elves use the same ones as lizard man
Lmao
rose thorn
also horses went extinct in 2 of the realms
summer mural
with all the knightly orders
queen laurel
Cold ones
rose thorn
empire had decent amount of horses no
yeah but alot of demi gryphs and stuff too
summer mural
true true
late osprey
MOST of the empire's roster were horses
demigryphs were a special unit
which is fine
special creature mounts are fine
but them outright replacing horses like they did in early AoS
rose thorn
ah sorry i coudlnt tell all of empires horses apart
summer mural
bretonnia also had a lot of....horses
rose thorn
i thought it was like 2 units
late osprey
no
rose thorn
bretonnia also had a lot of....horses
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BRETONNIA DIE BRETONNIA
late osprey
the empire has the greatest diversity in horse cav except for bretonnia
summer mural
damn
rose thorn
THEY ARE JUST FRENCH
summer mural
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BRETONNIA DIE BRETONNIA
what did louen do to you
also , that says a lot of things about the french
late osprey
they're cool if you like knights
although i wish they had explicitly full plate armor like empire knights
summer mural
they are kinda boring
rose thorn
they are boring
aos doesnt spam horses because it would be boring to have 90 units that are elves on horses
summer mural
i like louen though
late osprey
aos doesnt spam horses because it would be boring to have 90 units that are elve...
except even bretonnia doesnt spam horses in old world
i guarantee you, horses aren't what makes bretonnia boring LOL
thats a non sequitur
arctic talon
Not really
summer mural
i like louen though
hes very good at dodging press questions about the state of peasants in his kingdom
arctic talon
Bretonnia I just see as feudalism but even worse
queen laurel
ah sorry i coudlnt tell all of empires horses apart
It is quite funny to be that like ironjawz literally just took everything from old world orcs and made it bigger
Like they gave every orc related mount creatine and steroids
late osprey
yeah bretonnia lore is full on meme feudalism
which
lots of humans in WHFB are just meme X granted
but with bretonnia its very clear
summer mural
also it doesnt help that a good chunk of their society is bound together by religious fervor and their religion is very....flimsy
that whole bit about ze lady being an elf goddess
late osprey
it actually isnt, bretonnian piety is significantly stronger than empire piety
rose thorn
i imagien 90% of people see breotnnia as, horses, horses, flying horses, and the dirty not horse users
if stormcasts were on horses htey would be a significantly less interesting cav
late osprey
again, bretonnia is a complete non-sequitur to what i said
rose thorn
'why are demi gods on horses'
arctic talon
I forgot was Repanse a grail knight or not
late osprey
i dont think so
queen laurel
I forgot was Repanse a grail knight or not
She is a grail knight
summer mural
it actually isnt, bretonnian piety is significantly stronger than empire piety
thats what I meant, they are extremely devout, its just their actual god has an identity that is independant from their beliefs
she is not
arctic talon
Weird
celest dome
Never mentioned if she drank the Grail
rose thorn
if sylvaneth are on horses then why are the trees on horses
summer mural
repanse was not a grail knight originally
arctic talon
She’s like 90% of the way there for it
rose thorn
idoenth wouldnt use horses
arctic talon
Just no drink from the cup
summer mural
shes certainly qualified to be one
rose thorn
i think most of the aos armies that dont have hroses dont have htem for a reason
summer mural
she just never got the chance in her story i think
celest dome
So officially for Bretonnia, she isn't, but doesn't mean that she hasn't drank the bath water
late osprey
i think most of the aos armies that dont have hroses dont have htem for a reason
not really, its because GW wanted to make wackier models
stormcast, for example, absolutely would be on them if GW wanted them to be
demigods do, in fact, ride horses, if you read any mythology
storm jungle
not really, its because GW wanted to make wackier models
Yeah really. Reasons are literally given for it
rose thorn
stormcast, for example, absolutely would be on them if GW wanted them to be
stormcasts are huge, demi gods riding horses would feelweak
queen laurel
So officially for Bretonnia, she isn't, but doesn't mean that she hasn't drank t...
Wait did bretonia allow woman to do more important things after Repanse's stunt
storm jungle
that isnt even covering the mount choices of other factions
celest dome
no
late osprey
stormcasts are huge, demi gods riding horses would feelweak
chaos knights' aesthetic isn't impugned at all
summer mural
the grail knight quests they take are also completely wack , like theres a story about a knight fighting a bloodthirster solo to complete his vow, like brother someone tell that man it aint worth it
rose thorn
chaos knights' aesthetic isn't impugned at all
their horses are posessed by demons ro chaos tanted im rpetty sure
languid meadow
Well that's a whole load of baloney
Well they are modeled off of feudal Briton/france
storm jungle
Well they were
late osprey
their horses are posessed by demons ro chaos tanted im rpetty sure
not the point
storm jungle
but GW realised sexism is boring
storm jungle
well
rose thorn
hi horsy
storm jungle
"normal"
arctic talon
Some of them are evil
queen laurel
Well they are modeled off of feudal Briton/france
You would have expected them to develop like some respect for women after what repanse pulled
But no
arctic talon
Is that better
queen laurel
Woman bad
rose thorn
also not the point
i was shit posting there
celest dome
You would have expected them to develop like some respect for women after what r...
Do you know what happened to Jeanne d'Arc ?
late osprey
Either accept defeat or be destroyed.
do you even know whats being talked about?
languid meadow
You would have expected them to develop like some respect for women after what r...
I mean you'd assume in real life with Joan but yeah
rose thorn
also io like S2D using horses tbf
storm jungle
do you even know whats being talked about?
A dumb topic about mounts
ive been watching for the last 20m
arctic talon
Do you know what happened to Jeanne d'Arc ?
queen laurel
Do you know what happened to Jeanne d'Arc ?
Killed
storm jungle
late osprey
A dumb topic about mounts
are u drunk?
rose thorn
they are boomers
summer mural
who we mountin
storm jungle
are u drunk?
Nope. What about you
late osprey
Nope. What about you
coulda fooled me
storm jungle
wanna spin the bottle
storm jungle
coulda fooled me
might wanna look at the mirror first
rose thorn
ive been watching for the last 20m
whoops sorryyy
storm jungle
languid meadow
Tuesday blues
storm jungle
blud legit arguing over horses
summer mural
<a:HeirDrink:680492199221264463>
is that drink what I think it is
storm jungle
what are we, white women?
summer mural
is it
rose thorn
what are we, white women?
languid meadow
Horses are evil, vindictive creatures
storm jungle
🐎
queen laurel
CENTI-
You finish that sentence and i'm going to crush your skull so hard it's going to look like cadia
queen laurel
Orcs used to ride men eating horses
Oh yeah
late osprey
AoS is better now that there's horse cav, simple as
rose thorn
Orcs used to ride men eating horses
oh wow
queen laurel
Those are like incredibly f****** massive
late osprey
it was worse when there wasn't in the beginning
celest dome
Still wish Kislev had Indrika as a mount option in TW
storm jungle
it was worse when there wasn't in the beginning
Another L opinion.
rose thorn
ghur's horses are from old world?
storm jungle
going insane 😭
summer mural
what is an indrika
rose thorn
crashing out from discord chat in 2025
storm jungle
crashing out from discord chat in 2025
Over horses in AOS? Yeah you are buddy
celest dome
what is an indrika
Basically a horse/deer who can open their chest and make enough noises to cause avalanches
Or something like that, been a while
summer mural
wot
late osprey
https://tenor.com/view/ena-dreambbq-ena-dream-bbq-enadreambbq-dreambbqena-gif-14...
valid crashout fr
storm jungle
part yak
rose thorn
also there was alot of horses in death and the boomer armies
summer mural
https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Indrika
goddamn,what were whfb writers smoking , i want some of that stuff
rose thorn
i know horses went extinct in chamon and uhhhh
summer mural
PART YAK
storm jungle
Tbh theres no way for them to go extinct when they are spread across the realms and are repeatedly bred by human settlements
arctic talon
Yeah
rose thorn
Tbh theres no way for them to go extinct when they are spread across the realms ...
yeah but the natrual horses of chamon god killed by pollution
languid meadow
Byeah
storm jungle
Damn
rose thorn
and the realm exploding
rose thorn
so the use robot horses in chamon
rose thorn
lmAO
arctic talon
They can just import new horses
storm jungle
worst part is they'd actually do this
arctic talon
Smh
storm jungle
LMAO
late osprey
would be shocked to find wild horses in the fire realm tbh
