#40k-lore-chat

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queen laurel
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@celest dome @shadow plover yeah this is not my favorite design

sly ivy
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This is literally just me but in life

queen laurel
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It looks too god damn human

shadow plover
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fucking human teeth

spare osprey
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so gross

shadow plover
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fish looking ass

summer mural
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I only trained in cod mw2, my multiplayer existence is cursed, its like being born in a volcano and never being able to sweat as a result

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the og one

vagrant fox
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MW2 multiplayer was unironically fun, I've never been so toxic in my life

storm jungle
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Only games I play atm

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down down down by the rivaaaaaaaa

spare osprey
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Which is kinda weird

vagrant fox
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gmod

summer mural
summer mural
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PHANTOM PAIN GAMER

dapper gyro
vagrant fox
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I spent so much time on the rp servers pretending to be an elderly italian man

sly ivy
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Half life 2 is so good Jesus

median star
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iv played nothing but rogue trader for the past week and half

storm jungle
summer mural
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i thought it had godlike details

queen laurel
storm jungle
vagrant fox
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very good, I'm flexing hard

summer mural
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also the tension in mg5 stealth is the core of good stealth for me

storm jungle
summer mural
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like actually praying that child soldier doesnt see you

shadow plover
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Phantom Pain more like Fucking Busywork Pain

median star
vagrant fox
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I wish MGSV was fully finished, but I'll take what I can get

storm jungle
summer mural
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does it end?

storm jungle
shadow plover
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MGSV shouldn't have been an open world

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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Martyr lacks a little seasoning, it's almost there for me

summer mural
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id play martyr if the game actually ended

storm jungle
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I think V is still great but Kojima absolutely ruined the game by pushing the budget

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he just had way too many dumb ideas and wasted dev time

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lol

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the fact that V adds nothing to the overall lore aside from the ending twist says a lot

vagrant fox
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then the yakuza struck konami 😔

dapper gyro
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Well, to be fair, they didn't even want him on the game in the 1st place.

storm jungle
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yeah but sitll

dapper gyro
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It is a retaliation move.

shadow plover
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the fucking endless repeat enemy bases, I just put the game down and never returned to it when you returned to africa and I had to do it all again but this time with spicy child soldiers

vagrant fox
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What I can't say that

summer mural
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that episodic structure really made kojima wanna develop the game forever per episode, it probably wouldnt have released till like last year if they let him keep working on it

although it might have been the greatest of all time if they did

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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dilara rectify that

storm jungle
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based af

median star
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have also been playing a ton of arma reforger recently

shadow plover
dapper gyro
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He wanted to move away from MGS and do other thing, but Konami forced him on making MGS5 and then discredit him.

shadow plover
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I don't really care one way or another about the kids, the game design just got boring

summer mural
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memenami

dapper gyro
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So they just tried to be one up each other by being jerks.

summer mural
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umami?

storm jungle
summer mural
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I havent played it

vagrant fox
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MGSV game play hits just right for me but I can do the same thing over and over probably because I'm a little autistic

summer mural
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but i do take your word for it

storm jungle
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I was a super rabid fangirl once before i realised he just sucks

sly ivy
storm jungle
summer mural
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is poe 2 out of ea yet

vagrant fox
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no

sly ivy
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Keep trying to wasd and dodge roll

summer mural
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awww

sly ivy
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And shoot while moving

vagrant fox
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Playing a hammer warrior in PoE2 was a mistake, it's so slow

sly ivy
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I went back to d4 and it was comical

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Kept accidentally opening the skill tree etc

summer mural
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I cant afford d4, I keep buying wh3 dlc

sly ivy
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Skip d4

dapper gyro
sly ivy
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Leaves you feeling hollow

vagrant fox
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I have over 1k hours in Darktide KEKW_ogryn

summer mural
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i cant skip d4, I need my dark fantasy edge

sly ivy
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Darktide and Poe 2 and Elden ring are satisfying

vagrant fox
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I played Destiny for 3.5k hours as well

sly ivy
storm jungle
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😭

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automod pls

fossil current
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Do the Krieg have psykers? I know there’s awakenings

storm jungle
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Nah psykers are assigned to regiments

vagrant fox
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I am persecuted for my vocabulary

dapper gyro
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Psykers are auxiliar.

celest dome
storm jungle
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Yeah basically you gotta go to Terra first

celest dome
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In theory, certain books have it work in other way

dapper gyro
summer mural
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i want big e to never come back

queen laurel
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GOD DAMN IT EVEN IN THIS GAME

summer mural
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i dont like how he practically showed up when morty was beating up guilly

vagrant fox
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I never want Sanguinius to come back but we're both going to be disappointed

dapper gyro
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Don't worry, he can't spend his gene seed anymore.

vagrant fox
dapper gyro
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Oh he can

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But I do NOT recommend.

vagrant fox
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Well okay there's temporary escape

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or another solution

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🤔

fossil current
summer mural
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i bet they use a shovel for a staff too

vagrant fox
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I almost, in the depths of my despair, want shovels to canonically not exist in 40k sometimes

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but that's only when I look at grimdank

fossil current
summer mural
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I want tzeentch forces to build trenches

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i dunno why

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just get some pink horrors and some thousand sons and have them shovel

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I feel itd solve a lot of their mental health crises

vagrant fox
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Honestly I kind of like that, with how planned but chaotic trenches end up being it'd be a snug fit

fossil current
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If the thousand sons were mildly more like krieg, they already would have won the war

celest dome
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There are a series of book where a Cadian Sergeant get the awakening and train on a planet that isn't Terra, and then is sent to her previous regiment to fight alongside

sly ivy
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Does Destiny pvp still exist

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Are there good first person pvp sci fi or fantasy ish games

summer mural
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Halo

vagrant fox
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Most likely but I don't imagine any different than what it was

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Some hard sweats with weapons they had to grind for dozens and dozens of hours that give them an inherent advantage
Then some annoying abilities that 1hit

sly ivy
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What ever happened with that eve online extraction shooter

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Also wtf is an extraction shooter

summer mural
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It's a time based thing

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You control a zone

vagrant fox
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It's in development last I saw

summer mural
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Hope the timer runs out before everyone kill you or you ignore the zone and kill everyone

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It can also be a literal thing where you have to grab a package and keep it

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Like ctf

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But I dunno, pvp multi-player games don't make a lot of sense anymore

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The only shooter I'm in interested in and it's getting very close by the day is Doom the dark ages

summer mural
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They probably do, I've just personally lost interest in pvp fps

sly ivy
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This is really sad or something but you know the game that absolutely had my heart rate through the sky etc etc

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Main game eve online lol

summer mural
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Lol

sly ivy
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Like both one on one and big battle pvp

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With a fleet

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Just heart pounding despite the fact that you’re pressing the function buttons and clicking on abstract icons

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And there are 1 second ticks

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Also the seasoned fleet commanders are amazing

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Some of them are ex military guys or whatever it’s insane

summer mural
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Sounds fun

sly ivy
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I had to stop playing cold turkey

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It was eating my life

summer mural
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I think I enjoyed dow2 like that a lot too first time I played it

vagrant fox
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Love EVE, can't stand some of the corp cultures

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You don't show up to a defense fleet or a little late and you get a dumbass big brother is watching you message

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Disregard everything else you have going on show up or we'll kick you

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thank you warhammer youtube channel

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squeaky jiblet sounds like a regional british food

crisp heath
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When space marine chapters try to work together

queen laurel
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Well I guess I'm staying on garbage

crisp heath
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Aw man my names huffy flufter

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I wanted wonky sosij

outer wave
sly ivy
twilit musk
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runty krumpet

plush mason
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Turbo Jiblet

winter vessel
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Grievous Crackers...so tasty it will cause harm

dusk patrol
queen laurel
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by gork and mork looks like my games next season I won't have to be solo tanking

dusk patrol
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Mfw once the hot blonde ladies release suddenly Strategist and Vanguard aren’t always solo jobs

winged jacinth
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I've always said the largest impact overwatch had on the AAA market was showing publishers how deep gooners pockets are

dusk patrol
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Unironically surprised they don’t cash in on the R34 aspects

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Like directly

winged jacinth
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Sometimes there's even a hole at the bottom of the pocket if they're a true gooner

winged jacinth
queen laurel
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i can just feel it

dusk patrol
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Hopefully she’s actually good

queen laurel
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From mid range support to switching to a brawler if the situation demands

outer wave
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Emma Frost more like

Emma Hot

spare osprey
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Yooooo

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Invincible and the boys crossover

queen laurel
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where

queen laurel
rose thorn
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They need to make more horny gay men skins

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To keep equilibrium

queen laurel
rose thorn
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Like overwatch

queen laurel
winged jacinth
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hulk caked up skin

rose thorn
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Huh

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I don’t remember

queen laurel
rose thorn
rose thorn
queen laurel
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Is that familiar

rose thorn
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Yee, I saw it

spare osprey
queen laurel
# rose thorn Oh yeah

yeah unfortunately the other aquatic life i've saw are like a picture less mentions

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those are like the only two other sea monsters

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that don't belong on the fish heads

queen laurel
spare osprey
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But yeah it’s just a rumor going on that looks like bull

queen laurel
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but also

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i guess i can see it working

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but it sounds utterly bull crap

spare osprey
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Well there ya go

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I appreciate the goon squad that is marvel

tough haven
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It is literally her look though in canon

queen laurel
tough haven
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So people can’t be too mad

spare osprey
raven stone
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Only conclusion is that the comic artists are gooners to begin with.

spare osprey
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They always been like this lmao

spare osprey
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Legit tho

queen laurel
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Comics have some pretty weird shit

spare osprey
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I will open tongue kiss the devs

tough haven
spare osprey
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For buffing my main

raven stone
queen laurel
spare osprey
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PENI DIFF

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IM PENI’ING

spare osprey
queen laurel
spare osprey
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Listen

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Imma tell you what I told the other guy today

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Stay mad

queen laurel
spare osprey
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Noice

queen laurel
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so i hate penis

spare osprey
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I’m pretty good at thing

tough haven
spare osprey
queen laurel
spare osprey
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We’re innocent

queen laurel
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but seriously i have switched to penny out of spite on certain times

dusk patrol
queen laurel
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sometimes just sometimes i want to watch the world burn

spare osprey
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But yeah, crit dmg buff, web buff, AND more mobility when shooting

tough haven
crisp heath
winter vessel
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I've really just been playing Mantis

winter vessel
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and Starlord

tough haven
dusk patrol
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They’re blatantly picking hot girls for gooner bait, and making their first premium outfits the skimpiest stuff they’ve ever worn

spare osprey
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I’ve been playing Adam and Peni right about now

dusk patrol
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I mean people are allowed to

spare osprey
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But there was a while where I was just thing and rocket

dusk patrol
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It’s a bit much for a game marketed to kids

tough haven
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Yeah

dusk patrol
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I don’t care but

spare osprey
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I fuck with every character in the game lowk

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EXCEPT Spider-Man

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I suck at spider man

dusk patrol
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It helps the game is solid itself

queen laurel
tough haven
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Also I’m a little upset it seems like the devs can only design one type of female body type

queen laurel
spare osprey
winter vessel
tough haven
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Game recognizes game

queen laurel
winter vessel
summer mural
queen laurel
summer mural
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did you not have your glass of uh

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centigor

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MILK

queen laurel
summer mural
spare osprey
queen laurel
summer mural
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OHHH nooooooooooooo

queen laurel
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no thank you

winter vessel
winter vessel
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third most favorite episode in the series

twilit musk
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and he got it too

vagrant fox
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I wonder if bootywarrior is still alive

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Oh yeah he's still going

opaque coyote
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"Flesh, steel, or the glow of the corpse gods. You can't escape me."

summer mural
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what if nurgle doesnt look like an exalted great unclean one

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and is actually a nurgling sitting on a giant throne

lofty mason
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What are something that was once a civilian technology but converted to military tech in 40k? I heard titans are one of them.

storm jungle
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Titans were not civillian technology what

tall plinth
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Wasn’t there something meant for agriculture turned to war?

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I may be mistaken

arctic talon
storm jungle
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That was knights but that wasnt even agriculture

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it was just to kill hostile wildlife

arctic talon
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They were for logging/defense

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Lol

storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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Cut down big trees or kill things

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Or kill big tree

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Trying to kill you

tall plinth
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Tomato tomato

storm jungle
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the closest is terminator armor but it was essentially reverse engineered, so its not even a 1-to-1 copy, they were just adapted from it

arctic talon
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Yeah

lofty mason
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Were DAOT terminators more powerful than current ones?

arctic talon
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I guess the macrocarid explorer

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Was a civilian vehicle

arctic talon
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Because they didn’t exist

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Terminators are based on reactor core maintenance equipment

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And a bunch of other things

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All mashed together

storm jungle
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^

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and again it wasnt adapted wholesale

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it was literally just "oh hey this reactor armor material is cool, lets use it for our own shit"

spare osprey
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Boooooooooo

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Boooooo

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Put him in his chair

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Somebody call magneto we need to put a bullet in professor x’s spine again

storm jungle
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Still cannot get over this zesty ass Charles design

summer mural
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thats charles?

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thats terrible

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hed be great if that was charles in mass effect andromeda

languid meadow
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Yeah it's Krakoa Charles

celest dome
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Charles either is in his chair and mostly act as support, or can stand and is more active

languid meadow
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He's an asshole

summer mural
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charles with abs

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lame

celest dome
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always was
🧑‍🚀 🔫🧑‍🚀

summer mural
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well

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Im not going to disagree with that

plush mason
languid meadow
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But Charles has been walking for years now

plush mason
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chainsword for logging cannon for mining and both for killing shit

vagrant fox
storm jungle
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t-

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the what

languid meadow
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It's cerebro

storm jungle
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furry rawr thing?

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💀

languid meadow
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Colon 3

storm jungle
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its a fucking helmet

celest dome
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I lost at words

storm jungle
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with an X on it

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💀

summer mural
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LMAO

storm jungle
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I CANT DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE MAN

summer mural
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yes you can

storm jungle
plush mason
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brain rot

languid meadow
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I need Ultron nowww

storm jungle
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I love his intro too

summer mural
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youve got a couple of weeks of positive thought left

storm jungle
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everyone having fun and living

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"NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT."

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"AND I DO."

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Peaktron stay slaying

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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Ultron is very close to saying the M word

arctic talon
storm jungle
celest dome
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I want some melee strategist

storm jungle
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RAAARGHH

arctic talon
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Bruh

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Meme lore

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Die

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Laati learned all their lore from femboy nation

opaque coyote
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Fuck

storm jungle
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guys kill em

opaque coyote
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I hate misinformation

storm jungle
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the terminator thing is correct but like we said above it was "adapted"

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so like materials/functions and shit

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its not the same design

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Yeah it was basically

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"yo look at this DAOT reactor armor, lets copy its functions"

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its basically how we treat tech IRL lol

plush mason
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its like how the tank was inspired and based in part off of tractors

celest dome
opaque coyote
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Or by the Imperium

arctic talon
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You will die for your sins

arctic talon
storm jungle
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^

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it was made for the Legions

opaque coyote
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Cause I can imagine a human forgeworld being like

"Oh we're cut off from our supply chain. What do we do now?"

"Add guns to the exosuits"

storm jungle
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seen here

arctic talon
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Forgeworlds were founded during the long night

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Because the mechanicum are based

celest dome
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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But the vast majority of forgeworlds

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Were made during the age of strife lol

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Because the mechanicum was sending out ships

opaque coyote
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How did they even

storm jungle
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they werent out BEFORE

opaque coyote
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Ah

storm jungle
celest dome
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The same way the Skavens managed to win the space race

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By serious lack of care for their peoples

opaque coyote
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Like

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The Mechanicus would totally do that

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Send out some Skitarii

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"Go. Spread for Holy Mars."

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ship gets eaten by daemons

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"...okay we'll send another one."

plush mason
storm jungle
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minecraft probably

arctic talon
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That was the mindset

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Yes

opaque coyote
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A Tech Priest says they're doing important research

celest dome
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That was is the mindset

opaque coyote
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In reality they're playing minecraft in their mind with their buds

arctic talon
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Reminder that skitarii listen to music

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While killing shit

opaque coyote
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"GET OUT VARLET, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT."

arctic talon
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Lol

plush mason
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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There’s a sicarian

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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In the 7e codex

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Who has a specific playlist

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For killing Orks

celest dome
# arctic talon While killing shit

TP: "Legion bear the blessings of our Forge World"
Skitarii's Headsets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJHaCNYjYjM&pp=ygUMaGF0c3VuZSBtaWt1

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arctic talon
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A lot of the space marine stuff

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Was built by the mechanicum for the legions

opaque coyote
# arctic talon For killing Orks

"OI DIS HUMIE FOIGHTS GOOD. I WONDA WHAT 'ES LISTENING TA!"

The song: https://youtu.be/sV2H712ldOI?si=np7D52FuhAQrhV6d

※This MV contains bright colors.
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(The chorus is interpolated from the third movement of Ludwig van Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, AKA Pathétique)

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arctic talon
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But yeah the whole excerpt is hilarious

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The sicarian gives a pep talk to his squad

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They don’t give a shit so he just mutes his vocal output and turns on his music lol

opaque coyote
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Also

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Lol

opaque coyote
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First thing they get blasted with is just

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"Skidibi Ohio rizzler sigma"

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"Backrooms Ohio???"

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They immediately get out

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Horrified

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Like the Imperium culture wise is similar to like

A medieval person using futuristic technology

opaque coyote
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So they'd probably be confused even at our modern uh

"Memes"

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It'd be equivalent to a Victorian child being shown 21st century humor

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And that's kind of what I'd imagine somebody accessing the Noosphere without being a Mechanicus member will encounter

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Y'know. If they don't get killed instantly for finding out their secret language

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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is Gen Z slang

opaque coyote
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like

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they were genuinely

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interesting

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Synths were a good idea

opaque coyote
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Seriously though I would genuinely like a retcon that the institute is more than just

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beneath MiT

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like MiT is just their main base, but similar to how Shady Sands was nuked

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It's a huge blow but isn't the end

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yk?

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Like I hate the fact that they were just

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wasted

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They were genuinely cool

languid meadow
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that one chart has RUINED the discussion around them

arctic talon
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Lol

tough haven
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I think I just witnessed a miracle of the omnissiah firsthand

vagrant fox
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how many times does this need answering I wonder

languid meadow
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How hard is it for people to conceptualize stealing

storm jungle
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Or like

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reading the fucking lexicanum

tough haven
tough haven
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As he looked in amazement

storm jungle
languid meadow
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Holy shit

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peak will be here in 2 hours

storm jungle
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EYO

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new Hunter?

languid meadow
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Kevin and Guy audiolog is here

storm jungle
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fuck it I cant sleep anyway, i can stay up 2 hours

languid meadow
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it's real ! ! !

vagrant fox
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there's no reason to sleep on the weekend

opaque coyote
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which would probably be guarded heavily

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would kinda be hard

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to say the least

storm jungle
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As ever it depends.

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And they dont always steal, they sometimes just do it the way normal Chapters do.

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just more torture lol

opaque coyote
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then again, CSMs are supposed to be more strong than regular SMs in lore because Chaos juice

opaque coyote
keen nova
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Anyone else think this a reference to their last stand on Nimbosa

opaque coyote
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Although usually not

storm jungle
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Not the first time cosmetic pages make references like that

keen nova
keen nova
storm jungle
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and uhh the darktide wiki has a ton of them compiled

arctic talon
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Vespids are def not spider like

keen nova
opaque coyote
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and by regular I mean like

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"The shit you give guardsmen and not the good stuff"

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are they stronger than regular

storm jungle
arctic talon
opaque coyote
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like human strength

opaque coyote
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now

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they will eat you

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wait

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bright orange

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bright blue

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...

keen nova
opaque coyote
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do the t'au just like

arctic talon
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Vespid colors vary

opaque coyote
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bright colored skin lma

arctic talon
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It’s like our skin color

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Just like

storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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Same with tau skin color

storm jungle
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its to excuse you to paint them any way you want

arctic talon
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It’s between pale to dark blue

celest dome
opaque coyote
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nah they must all be the same, I mean it's not like an alien species would also be vaired

storm jungle
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they havent been mentioned in forever

celest dome
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Human have stripes clown_hadron

opaque coyote
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and it's not like each animal has a bunch of species and race variatio-

celest dome
opaque coyote
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"stock white man for a royalty free picture"

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for them

storm jungle
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it can just be generic spider aliens

celest dome
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Hey

arctic talon
celest dome
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If people can point at the most random thing and claim GSC

arctic talon
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the orange ones are a minority hive lol

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because the Tau fucking nuked them

celest dome
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I can do this little thing angymorrow

opaque coyote
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awkward at the parties eh

arctic talon
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Blue, Green and Purple are the most common colors for vespids

celest dome
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But in fairness, it would at least make more sense than the Vespids

arctic talon
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Orange, black, pink and yellow are much more uncommon coloration

opaque coyote
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A water caste member tries to do some diplomacy.

"You nuked my entire hive."

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"..."

arctic talon
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there's not any real given reason evolutionarily for vespoid like

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carapce coloration

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I'd assume its due to environment

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or diet

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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yeah

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But I don't know how bugs work evolutionarily

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for like carapace coloration

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especially for such bright vibrant colors

opaque coyote
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i mean weren't the vespids space traversing

arctic talon
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Idr

opaque coyote
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So if they traveled to different planets, maybe they evolved different coloration depending where they live

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Or idk maybe it's literally just for drip

rocky gale
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Bugs are cool evolutionarily

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Like there are some soft shelled bugs that have evolved the defence mechanism of looking like hard shelled beetles so other animals don't try to eat them

opaque coyote
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the brightest color combos

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because it's basically them telling any potential predators

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"I AM POISONOUS. FUCK OFF."

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and ofc, some bugs adopt the color scheme without actually being poisonous

rocky gale
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There are also like soft shelled bugs that have evolved to have shiny metallic shells, so that predators assume they're hard and leave them alone

opaque coyote
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Playing an eternal game of Warhammer 40k

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Like they're literally fighting each other in a gigantic war on earth

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with colonies numbering in the trillions

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each life not mattering in the slightest

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No individuality

rocky gale
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I love ants and their Generations long mega wars

languid meadow
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(a week)

opaque coyote
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repost of a famous image that i still find funny

opaque coyote
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lmao

raven stone
tough haven
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And they were looking at it yesterday and it is missing a whole entire wire to the power supply

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and they said they'd need like 3 days until the part gets here

languid meadow
storm jungle
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my favorite fictional himbo after Johnny Bravo

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🙏

opaque coyote
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Praise be the omnissiah

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The Machine Spirit worked

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Seriously shit like that is why the Mechanicus is like

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totally plausible to me honestly

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Like I swear to god, Printers all have demons as their machine spirits

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Satan's strongest soldiers

celest dome
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I'd turn back to order if he asked me to :chadgryn

vagrant fox
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I've read rumours that people give snack offerings to server stacks in Korea or Japan because the name rhymes with good luck

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makes sense to me

paper haven
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Johnny Bravo would make an entertaining Rogue Trader

dapper gyro
rose thorn
vagrant fox
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no worse than the endless crayon marines surely

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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It’s his….choices

opaque coyote
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Wait his friend is on the right though

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
vagrant fox
opaque coyote
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Also wtf is an omega marine

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Did I miss some classification or something

dusk patrol
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It’s a chapter

opaque coyote
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...wow that color scheme ks

dusk patrol
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The description is regarded, he’s mixing up his lefts and rights

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Which I think

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Speaks for itself

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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I like it and it looks good in game but

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What he’s doing is just

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Ugh

opaque coyote
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I mean I like asymmetrical designs but having like 4 contrasting chapters decals there is

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A choice

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Does SM2 have different Mark helmets yet

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Btw

late osprey
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in general, people love to compete amongst each other and the public in who can make the ugliest and most obnoxious character

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it doesnt matter the game

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if you have customization, people will make it their challenge to be ugly

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like cave diving

late osprey
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
# late osprey i rest my case

Like half of my characters are like

"He is a knight from Catarina looking to link the flame". Like actually being relevant to the world.

And the other half is just... uh lemme find some old DS3 character images

paper haven
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The duality of roleplay

opaque coyote
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Hold on this looks pixelated as shit

dusky scroll
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I have a question. Afaik Chaos gods are solo every other factions. What we see invading material world is 0.1% of their power. Rest of it is occupied squabbling between themselves.

The question is, why do chaos being so aggressive against material world races/factions?

I mean, if everyone in the galaxy is dead, there's no one to worship, kill, betray, rot, and involuntary sex (the grape word is banned apparently) for them (the chaos gods).

opaque coyote
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No wait nvm my resolution was just garbage back then

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Eh

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Whatever

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Reposting the pixelated picture back ig

opaque coyote
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You think they work off of things like

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Logic and reason?

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No

dusky scroll
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I mean, things they pull of do have logical reasoning.. Like how Khorne destroyed the Choral engine using Angron.

opaque coyote
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Basically it represents both the definitions of Chaos.

Both Chaos in "what the fuck is going on" and Chaos in terms of entropy. In that disorder and randomness will eventually have the energy unable to do any work. Or in this case, eventually leaving the universe dead, with nothing happening.

In a sense, their very nature wants them to destroy each other. They simultaneously work towards perpetuating themselves and going towards oblivion

paper haven
opaque coyote
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And sometimes they do shit because it's funny

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Why did Nurgle kidnap Isha? He literally just wanted to

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Killing her would've probably been more beneficial to him but

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Eh

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Basically Chaos's only goal is to sustain it's existence, just like us.

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And just like us, it sometimes does stupid shit that goes against said goal

dusk patrol
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Obese Ocean Predator

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When

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When for Ogryn

paper haven
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Don't ogryns already have a grenade launcher?

opaque coyote
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But is it delicious?

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Yes

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Therefore we eat it

paper haven
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I do like junk food

opaque coyote
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The Chaos Gods are similar.

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After all, they are a lot emotions made into a God

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So

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Yeah

young pecan
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So Cadia did all of their practice exercises with live ammunition

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All of them ever

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But they also did a kind of practice exercise where they went to fake "war" with each other in different sectors

opaque coyote
young pecan
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So what I'm wondering is

opaque coyote
young pecan
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Are there casualties just in practice exercises???

opaque coyote
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Yes

young pecan
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En masse, I would assume

opaque coyote
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Ofc

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If you die, the god emperor willed it

plush mason
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welcome to the imperial guard

opaque coyote
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They also use prisoners as live targets also

young pecan
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That's stupid beyond stupid

plush mason
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thats the imperium

opaque coyote
plush mason
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also they are a horde army

young pecan
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Yeah but even by Imperium standards

sacred ginkgo
opaque coyote
paper haven
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Depends on the writer but yeah plenty of training missions use live ammo and living people as the opposing forces

opaque coyote
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It's within standards

young pecan
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Yeah and also waste perfectly good soldiers who just got unlucky or perfectly good soldiers who were doomed in the first place by being on a frontline

plush mason
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you can kill a million guardsmen, there will be another 800 million on the way

opaque coyote
young pecan
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Just dodge the light-speed projectile

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Shrimple

paper haven
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Although there are plenty of small wars and hotspots to deploy guardsmen to if they want real combat experience

opaque coyote
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A good chunk of planets are kept miserable

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Just so that they are prime recruitment material

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Despite the fact that the benefits might only be minor at best since Geneseed implantation survival is literally a dice roll

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Also your recruitment pool is lowered, because since it's a shit hole

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There are less children

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And also those children are more likely to have mutations and are therefore unviable

vagrant fox
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yeah but they're big and tough and manly

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allegedly

opaque coyote
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Their logic is probably

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"If you can survive a death world, you can surely survive our training..
maybe"

plush mason
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thats exactly the logic behind it

storm jungle
plush mason
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"they grow up in hell so they will be tough enough to survive the trials"

paper haven
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Sadly that isn't how military training works. All evidence available suggests that the best soldiers come from stable backgrounds, are well educated, and had a loving childhood

opaque coyote
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Then again, growing up in hell still doesn't make you immune to getting shot

storm jungle
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What Dylan said yeah

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space marine training is mostly empty macho shit

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you can literally be the best recruit candidate ever and just die on the surgery table

paper haven
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Traumatizing your soldiers before training usually causes problems

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Its also not really suppose to make sense and is purposefully archaic.

plush mason
plush mason
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early space marines are big ugly brutes to mock the royal marines

storm jungle
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tbh royal marines + cops

plush mason
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yeah

storm jungle
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its why rogue trader era astartes were literally crashing sci-fi punk rallies etc

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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or arresting people

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lol

opaque coyote
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So

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We still haven't fucking learned our lesson

plush mason
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nope

paper haven
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It's sort of funny because some of the writers clearly know that, since I've seen it mentioned that space marine training effectively wiped out who the candidates were beforehand.

storm jungle
young pecan
paper haven
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Which makes raising them in hostile conditions kind of moot

storm jungle
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"they were so badass"

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literally entirely wiped out

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tosses babies for deformities off a cliff

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has literal slave castes

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lol

young pecan
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||No billionaire is an ethical billionaire Smilege ||

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Romans took the time to throw left handed children into rivers or something

opaque coyote
paper haven
storm jungle
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LMAO

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yeah that too

storm jungle
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thats not a high bar lol

paper haven
storm jungle
#

^

vagrant fox
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The Spartans let the women go outside 🙂

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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they are an awful society that lives through the movie 300 (which itself is suppose to be in-universe propaganda) and cool one-liners.

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also their name being cool i guess

dusk patrol
paper haven
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Real Spartans weren't even that special. Most of it came from their propaganda.

dusk patrol
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Where whoever is from the shittier planet is a better fighter.

storm jungle
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its pretty on the nose

plush mason
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they where ugly deformed giants

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
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And he doesn't want to emulate that

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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Also before I forget the 40k spartan thing

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related

paper haven
storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Dilara just discovered matching colors

opaque coyote
late osprey
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honestly wish there was more on the uglier sides of marines in modern 40k

opaque coyote
young pecan
late osprey
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they really are more often than not psychotic brutes but we always hear about the dignified ones

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
languid meadow
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Bring back colour theory in school

young pecan
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Are the Lamenters the wholesome chapter that Salamanders were supposed to be?

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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They definitely show marines being fucked up dudes plenty

storm jungle
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most marketing kinda shows them as heroic on the surface

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the books show plenty of brutality

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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unless the author wants them to be "noble"

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its a mixed bag

dusk patrol
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It helps when they're generally fighting even more fucked up things.

storm jungle
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yeah generic evil aliens tend to help

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instead of uhhh

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Joe the Factorum-Slave Worker wanting to save his planet

young pecan
#

I like the librarian in Eisenhorn

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

also before i forget

opaque coyote
young pecan
#

Huge ass hands somehow perfectly holding a tiny tea cup and ink pen

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

He's great

opaque coyote
#

The ketchup variant

paper haven
dusk patrol
#

Also he was like, a Mortifactor or Death Spectre

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Which makes it even funnier.

young pecan
#

Brytnoth I believe was his name

storm jungle
languid meadow
#

certain marine individuals or even chapters being noble and genuinely nice people just adds to the tragedy to the setting imo

storm jungle
#

also helps that 80% of Imperial compliance actions are also against evil aliens compared to human conclaves that just dont wanna join

paper haven
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Well. Some of the loyalists anyway

languid meadow
#

like even the nice and good people are monsters

#

or it's all in vain

storm jungle
#

They were loy-le to their Capo Masters

dusk patrol
young pecan
#

Fair enough

opaque coyote
#

Gone rock bottom

storm jungle
#

this is why you should be a rogue trader

#

MONEYYYYYY

#

also planetary bombardment 🙏

paper haven
opaque coyote
#

And tbf even Joe the Factorum worker has probably murdered people in self defense

storm jungle
#

Like helldivers or fallout

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
storm jungle
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No god.

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No goon.

dusk patrol
#

I can't recall if they mention his chapter

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

I remember it being a very funny one.

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For how he acts

storm jungle
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Bioshock is great i should replay it again

#

you get to kill rich people

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which is already peak gameplay

opaque coyote
paper haven
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Is a man not entitled to tell the IRS to Get FUCKED!?

opaque coyote
storm jungle
languid meadow
#

world ran by andrew ryan or a world ran by house

opaque coyote
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The funniest thing is how he initally thinks Jack is either an FBI agent/KGB agent

languid meadow
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I choose suicide

opaque coyote
#

Which I mean

opaque coyote
#

Like

languid meadow
#

can't wait for S2

#

some of the set leaks look so good

opaque coyote
#

I should try watching the Fallout show and give my detailed thoughts

#

Also

dusk patrol
#

Remember in Bioshock 2 when you play a Big Daddy and still go down like a bitch and don't feel like one at all.

storm jungle
#

Fallout fans are just fucking stupid

opaque coyote
#

I didn't finish BioShock Infinite.

I'm sorry I just didn't enjoy it

hallow basin
storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

I liked the setting but the story just kinda

paper haven
#

What is the best choice for the Mojave and why is it Mr House?

opaque coyote
#

Sucked

storm jungle
#

I mean

dusk patrol
#

Ludonarrative kissmyassinance

opaque coyote
#

And the gameplay kinda felt like a downgrade ngl

storm jungle
#

Infinite is an entire can of worms

storm jungle
#

people were hype as fuck when it came out before realising its garbage

#

so

paper haven
#

Oh man. BioShock infinite

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

Btw skaventide is really good

#

The book

paper haven
#

Are we allowed to talk about that here?

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

"racism is bad"

paper haven
#

I feel like just mentioning it will start a riot

storm jungle
#

yes, deep message we know

rose thorn
#

So far it’s really really good

opaque coyote
languid meadow
#

I barely remember infinite but isn't Columbia like confederate adjacent? Just without the slavery

opaque coyote
#

It 100% has slavery

paper haven
languid meadow
#

I wouldn't know since it's been more than I care to member

paper haven
#

That was nice

storm jungle
#

I think the most wonky part of like the behind the scenes stuff was the head developer explaining how Elizabeth is designed to be a disney princess

#

which i found relaly fucking creepy for some reason

#

LOL

opaque coyote
#

I think the worst part about Infinite is the Alternative universe thing.

#

Like

#

There is zero consequences

storm jungle
#

I hated that

#

"we gotta kill you to avoid you becoming Coomsock"

#

but

paper haven
#

By the way nothing you do matters

storm jungle
#

theres infinite realities

opaque coyote
#

"Oh no we failed. Time to go to another universe"

storm jungle
#

why would that matter

storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

its peak reason of why i hate multiverses

opaque coyote
#

Like

#

Elizabeth

#

That's not how that works

languid meadow
#

Remember the bioshock ARG

paper haven
#

Elizabeth, stop trying to drown me I'm not racis- Grrblblb

languid meadow
#

that made big sisters creepy asf

opaque coyote