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Just a crumb of my mechanised nazis whermacht please
Maybe the most obvious parallels will make some people realise that the Imperium is not good
please no
I mean
theres people that outright say GW's statement of "the Imperium just like all the factions are not the good guys" is stupid
so you tell me lol
Well every store has a huge black star next to American goods so you know what not to buy
I'm mostly fine except my white monsters
I'm gonna have to buy gorilla drink or something smh

LMFAO
Lmaoooo, knowing the actual tabletop origin of Krieg this joke is even more hurtful
Trump is role-playing as the emperor right now my boy thinks his plan is gonna work
Canadians are fighting this for months. Some international people laugh at us because "Your reaction is why you get tariffs". Fuck all of you hosers.

I said it before ill say it again literally everything he does rn IRL can be applied fictionally to some planetary governor, its legit hilarious.
I was looking at art stuff on Twitter and all I see is ppl saying the tariffs are already working.
What alternate dimension are yall living on
The same dimension where you can pay a "premium pass" to become a citizen apparently
Hey I live in Denmark right now and I've lived in Greenland 
Saw someone say it so Iāll say it myself
Willy wonka ass government
My country is already in the gutter so I dont care at this point
laugh and grow weary
I'd rather openly mention the fallen in front of a dark angel then listen to tariff news
Well the American stocks are down but I don't think that was intended
Mood kindred
How much to illegally immigrate to wales I wonder
My Canadian friend keeps saying it's like living above a meth den but then I look at Alberta
"This Luther guy they say hes a part of the Fallen I know many many nice Fallen, done nothing wrong ever with their lives. They are good Astartes very proud and patriotic Astartes."
Imagine risking prison time to illegally migrate to wales
Fuck
It's actually funny

Low hanging fruit but had to be done
I'll take it over living in the "Land of the Free"
Parts of Wales is nice at least
The fact that has got into the point where we can't even ignore it and we just have to make fun of it to get rid of the negative connotations
Trump is impressive in making us notice his stupidity
I know a welshman, he can give me the hook up on good cocaine
As an American former marine you can say that again
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but hey guys you can at least be safe knowing this is his last term
I'm a very big fan of Elon going from being a tony stark to the biggest idiot in the world of redditbros
right
You see, Quebec is always the black sheep of Canada, as is tradition.
But every times Alberta open its ass for mouth, everyone sides with Quebec.
Some dumbasses here were praising him in this channel a few months ago lol
āI canāt wait to knock you up againā he says to the woman heās only had a child with via IVF
Imma be fr since im always ironic and bitching in here but shit genuinely is falling apart
Nah it is.
Like it feels like its been a year
but its been like what, 3 months?
Dude we usually avoid political topics here
hes literally destroying the nation lol
^ Literally unavoidable yeah
Literally everywhere
Unless you want me to get on my anti fed soapbox donāt bait me lol im losing a lot
HEāS MAKING MY PLASTIC MORE EXPENSIVE
LMAO
stg actually
I have the radio on at work and literally everyday itās āheās done something elseā
No need tbh. You need to be a fucking psycho to defend this idiot.
It's very impressive, if only I could go down in history for fulfilling De Gaulles deepest desires
If he plummets the worth of the dollar
And I cant get commissions i may go the way of a certain Oswald
Watching my Roth ira just dip by 2 grand
I legit feel bad for like, whoever is gonna come after him as President, you will have to amend bridges that took 80 years to build and only took like a few weeks to absolutely demolish.
And everyday someone calls into the radio and says āheās just doing what he was elected to do, you canāt blame himā
And subsequently be called worse than him by his fans
YEP.
again like, this is actual imperial governor tier goonery
what is this man doing
It's another low hanging fruit, but idiocracy and all that
My boy is about to be like guliman fixing the imperium
Only that his chances like marginally higher
Like I donāt even gaf about republicans, but MAGA literally cannot comprehend any other means of life
And Iām worried what will become of them after him
If only I knew when I saw 9/11 televised live, that we'd end up here
I think I would've been diagnosed as mentally ill 10 years earlier
Funny that as history went on, the more and more De Gaulle action is justified.

In the worst way, it's very funny
Love how him and his follower are* the only reason that France can still stand on its own 2 legs.
i'm gonna be honest the fallen are in a much better position than America right now
I'm sorry silence it's the truth
At least I'm justified in being a ouiaboo
Yāknow what
The only thing keeping me going
Is the Minecraft movie
Thank you Steve
5 year old me in kindergarten : leave none alive š¤·āāļø
Apparently its good/fun
low review scores but high audience scores
Iām seeing it today so itāll be fun
āgood/funā thatās bait
It's a cheesy movie for kids
Oh yeah I just figured they know what they're doing when I was 9 
Nah for real.
Also like
its a fucking kids movie
Excited for the Superman clip too
its peak
darktide is good/fun š
it's for ******* kids
Even though the Snyder fans are being fucking IDIOTS
itās for what..
WDYM DOGS DONT ACT LIKE THAT
KRYPTO IS A FUCKING ALIEN DOG
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Think Iām going to see it later
fuck you
Hell yeah
you walked into that one chief
You got 30 minutes
Fuck you too

We have black superman, now we need an Asian one to eat that dog.
Man needs to lay off the controlled substances imho
(Im Asian)
I think he needs to lay himself off a building.
Iām so serious about this btw the exchange rate already fucks me if It gets worse Iām gonna be rewatching a certain whitest kids you know clip
I canāt fully hate him tbh because yes I know he didnāt build the rockets etc etc but spacex is legit amazing
And Tesla did in fact drive electric cars forward by decades
He is the manager for Space X, but he is no rocket scientist.
The thing with the us is that itās so dominant in every real way. Like a multipolar world would probably be healthy
(And then backwards with the polygon mobile)
I just said that lmao
Also problem is like
Yet, he keeps japping about how he did this did that.
I know.
Im never gonna respect anything from a guy who said hes literally gonna do indentured servitude for people that cant "pay up" when we get to Mars (which is also never happening)

My colleague whoās national academy and otherwise v smart honestly has a cybertruck and loves it. But they do be lookin kinda dumb (sometimes I like them)
I don't know how the fucker talks to people as he is an actual rocket engineer or some shit.
The founder of the mechanicum was one Elonsi M05K
Source? Honestly he does say a lot of dumb shit. Recently heās on about humanity as the boot routine for ai when before he was safetyist so not sure whether heās trying to make a point or just on ketamine
Na Iāll make it
Stg the only thing holding Twitter together is tech priests
Anyway he is obviously highly intelligent and also is kind of nuts
And his current shit makes me nervous
He also sucks at games
What me and my NCR buddy see on this dam we want really bad for some reason
He sucks at a lot of things.
yes yes yes Elon sucks wololololo gets old
Bruh legit gonna make dig for this nonsense š
Heās still a main character
He does. Its not a hard thing to accept.
His daughter has came out and said that he would force his kids to play Ranked Overwatch with him to carry him
no idea why anyone would defend this piece of shit lol
God you are sounding like eternal
He played Torb and was hardstuck in Bronze
hes the same guy that said "people reporting toxic users is cringe"
so the bar is kinda low
shitting on Elon never gets old
I mean itās probably important to understand the actual complexities of people who can seriously affect the course of history
It actually really does
counter point: nu uh
Using his intelligent to exploit public funds and the system... yes, it is smart, but not the kind of smart I like.
Bait used to be believable
Yeahhhhh
hate to see it
yeahhhh
Nahhh
Remember that fucking world changing tunnel he did a few years ago?
No one talk about that again, heh?
his only major affect on history was playing part in the down fall of the amerikkkan empire 
am I wrong though
Yes but thatās ok
I mean no but still
The tunnel that sucked all of the public funds for highways and train...
Weāre all npcs in powerful peopleās games
I just like, his shit is so obvious, but no one in government is doing anything about it, so it gets called intelligent
"my heart goes out to you" he says
ā¦. Source?
That rubs me the wrong way
I donāt think that happened
That's mind set is why we are here...
I love how all these replies are
The tunnel appears to be shit tho
"Source? Hes a genius guys"
You literally did
like, i get that bait is funny
but get better material
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boooo!
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He is obviously highly intelligent like come on. Also morally questionable and increasingly unhinged.
and also people nattering on about public funds etc donāt understand how the us especially like Vegas works
he is not even intelligent, barely coherent
he is but not in the way most think, he is the kind of smart that lets him trick people
Bro. Live in reality.
he hasn't invented anything, he's just bought his way into leadership positions
I think you should take that advice more to heart.
I think he just has money to hire smart people, man has shit for brains at this point
Have you ever run anything? Consistently getting good smart people is hard.
money
Elon is a manipulator not a technical savant
Kaggen the type of guy to say "Rhoedesia was great actually"
spacex and Tesla are wonders of the modern world
if he was actually smart he would have fixed the cyber truck already
And none of us have billions of dollars to hire literally anyone we want
So
so tell me how is the smart genius fella haven't done that
My brother my family fought for two generations for Indian independence
Fought.
Uhuh.
and all he does is bank roll and profit off them
yet the only thing he attributed to those two companies was money, anyone can do that
Back the fuck off respectfully
You should back the fuck off first
"technical world wonder genius"
get a life lol
Calm down. Take meds. Ty.
this was a bit of a leap though
Yeah true but I had to bait
Thank you.

I think you should again follow that advice.
Yeah that was a bit much.
Donāt get too offended they learned what Rhodesia was 2 days ago from a Reddit meme
Kaggen is also stupid
Just apologize man come on. I have not insulted anyone
but like again simmer down
You especially lol
@forest orbit And you
Show me what I said
Elon is cringe though
That was objectionable
Other than stating an opinion.
Iāve been calm this entire time.
Its more repeating the same thing knowing it irks people. Its very obvious bait.
It kinda stopped being funny 10m ago.
Not arguing lol
Ive not seen a single opinion anywhere praise this man.
Tesla cars outside of cyber truck are neat and Space X is pretty cool and if he just did those things I wouldnāt care much but thereās a lot of other weird stuff

Yeah like
Living in bubble
genuinely stop with the bait
Not really.
Dont forget paypal
That was cool
Iām more annoyed cause I disliked Elon way before everyone else did cause the cringe shit and only recently have people started bandwagoning
This stuff aināt new people
Heās always been a weirdo
Facts
^
Even my normie ass coworkers in tech think Elon is a joke of a human
Yeah hes always been a piece of shit.
Me since 2015 times...
Hes always been craving the certainty of steel
I legit got no idea why this is some "bubble" opinion lol
Trump won the popular vote in the US weird conservative parties are winning everywhere I donāt think you have your finger on the pulse of general popular opinion sorry.
No I was first 
Dumb people putting dumb people in power is not really a new thing.
But anyway will change subject I am just saying this is not bait
We had the same president in turkey for 22 years and he has ruined our country lol
Is he really a president then?
Yeah, like I wouldnāt say heās a complete idiot he just has special areas heās done well, heās definitely a success in some key areas and I think some stuff heās doing is cool. But heās also super weird and cringe and I donāt want him anywhere near the government or having that kind of power.
Not a smart one
Technically yes.
Just make cars and rockets
But he went from prime minister to then president.
Hes essentially a dictator rn lol
Like putin is president, or netanyahu
^

What Ebil said lol
Like I wrote before, people like that is why we are here (not Trump or Elon).
Oh ye, you alright rn ? I know some young Turkish who are currently under problems with the current things happening
He also weirdly tries to integrate himself on very specific communities
When Elon started spouting that the dive rescuers were pedofiles for trying to rescue the kids from the underwater cave in what 2014 or 2012 you could already realise what a fucking tool he was
Like itās pretty mainstream to love and appreciate spacex and Tesla tech and wish the man himself would settle down.
but again when 80% of your country is uneducated villagers its very easy to manipulate them.
just uhh
mention allah a bit
also that you will build new roads
badabing badaboom
you are president

Damn its that easy?
Heās unregulated autism, and thatās why we need to put all autistic people i- I mean yes
We're gonna put the Quran back in school
Bruh as I said. Mainstream is mainstream even if the mainstream is dumb
Youāre basically conceding
Just like my people in the ass end of nowhere in the middle of the Alantic 
No? Im just talking about my country.
This isnt related to you

Also Rhodesia man was way out of line and Iāve said nothing thatās equivalent
Rhodesia was cool, nice short shorts
Literally 
Love is a strong word
bro you are baiting at this point she is talking about turkey
Republican county in democrat state

Genuinely the only reason we don't have free abortion is because the wacky cultists have a lot of sway because they vote 100% of the time
Bro many countries have a big socially conservative rural pop
What do you call a fake noddle
When people taking it personal to defend their idea... there is something to be said about it.
I meant turkey-turkey but that works too 
An IMPASTA
Though urbanization is changing that
Yeah uh
Har har har
Deserve the ban 
well there is other reasons they have so much power
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In NI weāre urbanising by building houses that no one can afford to buy
Itās great
I saw a Razer ad for a brain rot translator
Isnt your capital a city you borrowed that was pre-built?
Had first cities like 10000 years ago
Thats Istanbul dingus
our capital is Ankara
Canāt get out of village

Shiet
What the-
God and it's the architectural student (or did you pass already) that say that 
Ni hao fine shyts is now a part of my vocabulary
Hand over the ice cream or I gentrify the turkey
Show, I don't see many jokes around this yeah.

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I literally did a course on this so yeah I kinda know my shit 
Bros bringing up the Mesopotamians
Itās just ironic thatās all
so one of the ogryns in game talks about eating trappers before and i think other heretics etc would this not be like catastrophicly bad
The problem is turkey just has way too many villagefolk
god the assyrians knew how to run a country
Tbh they probably taste like shit
Akkadians
its like medieval times
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Knew what they were doing
South Asia also broadly
Here I think liking this Ea Nasir guy is a pretty mainstream opinion
Idk what will happen
The mesopotamians were so great the gods flooded the region
They'll keep living and voting. They dont really care so not much to exactl do.
i think the line says something about trappers being good eating or something compared to the rest
they are basically half-rotten already
People donāt care what happens if it doesnāt affect them directly mostly
Trappers take showers
Good to know
Itās always funny to me when people show those old photos of Afghanistan and Iran and are like LOOK HOW MODERN IT WAS
Imagine how iron Ogryn stomachs must be
And itās like the same 3 blocks in the richest part of the city
By the EUUUUUUUUUUPHRATES RIVER
İfrates looking ahh
That song got nothing on they might be giants
Brilliant
Weāve strayed from the path of 40K lore, so how long would it take for an Ogryn to digest me?
luv ashurbanipal
luv me pyramid of heads
luv me black obelisk
'ate akkadians
'ate hittites
'ate the jews
not racist just don't like 'em simple as
imagine the financial strain of having to bulk buy inquisitor branded toilet paper
no the jews came later, let me workshop this
They got some fearsome shits
2 hours
You donāt watch those rockets coming down and see the orbital flight numbers and get a sense of wonder? Come on.
you seem like a very skinny person
Ate floods
Idk they probably preemptively hated them
It was the Middle East after all
Incredible
Give me a piece of you so I can test out, then I will scale it up to Orgryn size.
The prophesied scapegoats
One day my son there will be a people we can truly hate
Also theyāll be smarter than everyone so weāll hate them more
āYusuf, do not put that small bowl on your head.ā
āWhy brother?ā
āIā¦..I do not knowā¦.but I hate it and want to genocide itā¦..ā
Itās frankly so cool this thing still exists
you'll be gone in one standard business day, away with this fetish talk now
One of the last ancient religions with an unbroken line
If theres anything middle-east folk are good at its genociding each other so

or I guess getting bombed by westerners
thanks america
Itās the bottleneck out of Africa. Long tradition. We did the Neanderthals there too.
Yeah but that doesnt really make it any better
No problem
ā¦.
Tbf Europe and the near east could've been united in their undying hatred of Jews until very recently, only the Middle East continues this strong and virile tradition
Sorry

Theyāre natural enemies, like the Middle East and Europe, Middle East and Africa, Middle East and Asian.
Damn Middle Easterner, they ruined the Middle East!
I had a relative that was tortured in a U.S prison camp
so I really dont wanna hear it

Aren't Assyrians, in some form, still around as goat herders
Yeah the black sites were rough
I should live amongst them
Yeah.
I mean technically sure
Bro I have bad news about European antisemitism
Damn son
Yes!
Should have sprung for a rolex
Also so interesting

Not to worry, just when you think itās gone, anti semitism comes back
I mean
It is rotten to the core, you guys can't fix it.
They arent exactly helping us right now lol
Don't blame me, I think Jews are very funny people. Israeli government aside
This yeah
Zionists are pieces of shit
Oh Rhodesia is ba k
and I say this as a jew lol
Hsidics are a bit annoying
You are not the 1st BT jew I have seen...
Which is so irony...
These Black Israelites taught me a bunch of slurs I didnāt know
Live by a large group of them
Have you spent time with any Hasidics? Pretty nice people.
I used to chat with one near me
Driving in hsidic areas made me anti-semitic (this is a joke)
adam sandler and jerry seinfeld definitely p funny
Was weird
My family ironically doesnt like most jewish communities due to their very racist attitudes lol. My dad is well read on a lot of stuff so he kinda "broadened" his views on a few things.
Hope heās doing better
But yeah, most are nice
If anything could make me an anti semite it'd be messianic jews no cap
it's a joke for legal reasons
no kippah*
Black hebrew isrealites 
Dude I love those guys
Aka the other version of yakub
In my city, the ones who hate Jewish people the most are other Jewish people.
Yakub is back in chat praise be
Black Israelites have all the best slur game
They're funny, it's like real life star wars
I'm not joking.
Not surprising lol
Got called a jezebel by one
Am male
Are you a femboy by any chance
yakub is one of the missing primarchs
No
You got feminine betrayal energy
DAMN
Yakub is one of the Emperor's past identities
it makes the most sense
I was shocked
Yakubian Physics
He probably took some notes from his journey
Learning about Yakub for the first time was the funniest thing, I damn near converted on the spot
I'm the fucking orc of real life
Yakub is the best
it comes around to being fantastic
Now combine it with scientology
We wuz kangs n shiet dialed up to the wildest level
Malcolm X getting assasinated because he found out yakub wasnt standard muslim theology

i mightve asked before but do the iron hands have any particular disdain for emperors children on par w darkangels x fallen seeing as fulgrims the one to have done manus in @dusk patrol
Uhhh
you do know MLK dying is a part of 40k lore right
They donāt like them but we donāt see a lot of them like
Going after them
Reality and fiction mixed into one.
Necrons ironically are their preferred enemy
(this isnt a joke btw)
Well that was the FBI
No like
I forgot about the stupidass MLK reference
its actually a Perpetual thing
We are the future now.
LMAO
But theyāll happily fight them have in 40k

odd
The eternals
its a thing
Warhammer is so cool
no no
because they're JEALOUS
wrong Abnett IP
Same abnett ip with a different paycheck
Thereās an element of, not wanting to be compromised by some attachment to Ferrusās death
exactly now you get it
Nah they just want spare parts
Lynch him, or stone him, or whatever muslims do
Its usually stoning.
They do unironically take xenos tech and study and use it
your OC be like
but alas
Based
what the fuck is that
Damn so if I commit adultery theyāre gonna give me the good hashish?
Few know this
why does it have little suckable toes
Cringe
because necrons
ask Eternal
Sinless Steve returns to take on Jesus
You didnāt need to add that part
you know which part Iām talking about
The Dornian heresy stuff is mostly meh imo
elaborate, I'm innocent
What I always loved with this is like, if it was canon people would go "this is the coolest thing ever".
Some art is good but
But with the context we have in this sacred timeline its peak cringe
@dusk patrol did either gulliman or the lion ever check in on the iron hands after waking up and go damn they got even more fucked
Tbh if the art was better
I do not believe that, at least if they looked like this
Wdym thats trazyn in a disguise
Tbh even if it was it'd get the same reaction

Nah yeah
GW would cook a better design
we cannot compare to Jes Cookwin

I mean Goodwin fuck
very true
I'll never get over the Angron having big stompy boots like some goth girl lore
How old is this guy is gw just gonna go to shit after him
He just wants to feel pretty
Hes been with the company for over 30 years
so I assume like.... his 60's maybe???
They wonāt let him die
He literally is behind like
Too much money
every single faction aesthetic lol
The consistency of the warhammer aesthetic is pretty amazing
He wonāt be allowed to die
We need him for more models
Except new Coteaz
hook him up to life support
Guh
I want Paul Dainton to cook some more art for sure
which really comes to the light whenever people make 3rd party sculpts for anything. They NEVER look like the part
atm the head of the art department is Lewis Jones
very good
Gotta love those names that are just two first names
I will be honest this is the one aspect that keeps me hooked to expensive GW minis
so gulliman just has the attitude of theyre freaks and dont follow the plan but atleast they always get the job done
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@median star this was the result of them ignoring the Farseers prognostication
Likeā¦others just donāt do the feel justice for some reason.
He didnāt expect them to care what anyone else said
Very true and a very valid reason to do so
GW has come a long way in minis
Many such cases
Similar to Helbrecht he was aware of their temperament
most people very much just dont compare
And used it as best he could

Yeah
I still dont get why people get them
like, do you want to blow over those?
wouldnt it ruin the paint job

bruh
I fucking hate going on the eldar subreddit and seeing a wholeass army with their titties and ass out
Part of me suspect the Farseer deliberately told the Imperium forces it would be lost knowing the Iron Hands and some other forces would defy that and still succeed

LMFAO
To be honest ive seen way worse
I had some guy that had a chapter master mini with like
literal slutty whores posing at the bottom
Itās like when people commission gooner art like
actual peak goon
Bro porn is there
I mean with gooner art you just jerk off to it
its not that hard to get
google tittyass and get some post nut clarity smh
minis i guess is... more miniaturized version idfk
always
it's a staple
Many such cases
The Sacred Jar!
it's called hotglueing āļø š¤
Like have you seen people's reaction here from emma frost on marvel rivals?
what the fu-
Tbh sheās a little ridiculous
ok but
Like yeah I get it gooner bait
Like I will be honest I am tempted to do my Spyrer Rogue Tarder Lady in anime colours but no, I am not going as far as to do exposed titties and all.
Itās a war game and setting, the armour has to make SOME sense (unless you are Drukhari)
I, in my pure zen mode, ignored it
But dude thereās deviantart porn artists who show more restraint lol
you can't just say shit like that
fucking goonqueen
They better do this outfit for her
what happened to curzes body after he died
did it
The assassin took his head
You know how Nightlords are, they saw a corpse ripe for desecration
and not in a good way
the assassin did take his head i remember that
my opinion of her decreased drastically after seeing that she'd like Stark
Tbh it doesnāt last long lol
to be fair
she also like
VERY MUCH did not marry for love lol
it was a political thing
Also that iron di-
AUGHH-
I bet his body is lying with its head restiched in a glass case somewhere next to trazyns bedside
also jarvis clip our honeymoon
no
hes dead
I wonder who canonically is the biggest slut in Marvel and DC
ohh
theres a few
Wolverine is probably up there
its gotta be deadpool
Mary Jane also
I remember people speculating his little special boy jewel was a soulstone and he'd be resurrected that way somehow
she belongs to the streets
the writers
Wonder Woman no contest for DCC.
also its probably frost too
Wonder Woman definitely gets around
The issue is more she also doesnāt have as many appearances
doesnt emma seduce people though
Like MJ is half cause Spider-Man has 5 billion comics
She knows people goon for her and uses it to her advantage
Same with Wolverine
doesnt she like actively fuck them to use them
In Xman, it is Jane Grey.
bruh
shes like a high tier psyker
she doesnt need that shit lmao
wolverines got like , the years on his side too i guess
you are unfortunately right
The more I hear about comics the less sense they make
they dont make sense
its what makes them peak and trash
"I DONT WANT TO CURE CANCER"
Quality has always been wildly variable
Also, everyone in Marvel Ultimate are sluts.
bro they gave her fat legs physics????
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also luke cage is like the no1 whore in comicbook history
I just know spiderman gave birth to himself like 3 times or something, why not
So much fat in those thighs...
I partially respect how much theyāre just like
Going for it
the best thing
Marry the Throne, not the king š”ļø
whos the biggest whore in 40k
ironically this is safe lol
you, the reader
based

the fans
bravo james!
intercepted š
Most clothed Emma Frost scene
best part is like
she literally is an NPC in this movie
which is such a shame
what if she does that while you're doing it nasty
does your thang just crystalize and fall off?
yes
its not, that movie didnt need to devote screentime to emma frost
Yeah sheās just there cause they wanted Emma frost and some titties for the trailer
Is that even a question?
Who knows, maybe because of comic reasons you just explode
every witch elf in existence?
Morathi 100%
You know, physically, us human can't fuck supergirl.
the amount of people that got upset at this scene always made me laugh tbh
Secretly Teclis
āAdapt to this.ā
Butā¦.likeā¦..
then I read up on the character
didnt Morathi like regularly get on it with nkari
The sheer amount of force to open those lips would crush your sausage.
I pretend he adapted by becoming energy
⦠the imagery
"this is Katana HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF HER VICTIMS"
Darwin has iirc adapted to the fucking end of the universe before
yeah he has
please
it was to show how his powers fucking suck
well "suck"
I dont wanna remember certain things
He can hang out with the Thing
oh god
thats cool
but heres the Thing
AAAAAA
ok but
they literally saved Flagg's character in THE Suicide Squad
and then he fucking died
and I actually felt sad
Should have said pacemaker, what a joke
Gunn on his way to make the most dumbass characters relatable
Cause his heart got stabbed
Comic books are cringe
anyway heres spiderman dying from radiation
I canāt even argue w this
the thing mentioned reminding people he has a variant made out of infinity stones
spiderman can die?
you basically need to accept they are stupid as shit
doesnt he just dodge death?
like if a nuke hit new york, hed just dodge the radiation
Yes, can Spider man be happy, no
He kills MJ with his spider coom one time
AUGH-
I wasnāt really even being serious I just havenāt picked one up in a long time
yes there have been multiple universes where that happened to him
I got a good one to recommend
I loved the old dark horse aliens stuff
Radioactive sperm baby
And also Sandman
please explain that one picture where spiderman is full mpreg and saying the ladys name
Always love that
Although Gaiman has done a fantastic job of making a mess of everything
Still the most shit ass decision was losing his marriage to MJ to revive his elderly Aunt 
how do you rank fantasy famous greenskins in order of the most authority as a greenskin
It seems like
dude have you seen the all new venom comics?
Straight up absolute
what are they trying
venom is a cool character
uh basically, hes a zombie spiderman from an alternate universe that started killing the Sinister Six in the dimension he popped into. Ironically its a great scene because Sandman realises Spiderman "lost it" and that usually villains/heroes try not to super hurt each other and do it for the love of the game.
But when he sees Spidey killing his pals he goes berserk and shoves himself into his body since hes made of fucking sand and blows him up. Spiderman is just saying the lady's name because he knows hes about to get fucking killed.
New venom comic is cursed.
Wait is it where you have the ||Magical Girl Venom|| ?
The Duality of Reed
and carnage in the comics is a cool villain, his powers are absolutely insane
Yes..
no it's a new venom comic set in the main universe
Please no
Too late
How much you wanna bet in that universe Sue likes em chunky
Cock holding Peter with Venom now.
what the shit 
I just thought the lady pregged him and he was about to birth or something
Then I'm afraid not, I'm not against getting spoiled though, so fire away
LMAO NO
THE FUCK
actually this is comics
LOL
that would be just as likely
xmen have the most fucked up shit baked into them right from the beginning
cable my poor guy
also that venom design is ass
Booba
Too much like a SM Suit, not enough like a monster
Yes
The fact that Spider-Man always goes for MJ when Black Cat is basically throwing herself at him all the time will always be the biggest plot hole in comics
its not a plot hole
Peter is just a fucking
IDIOT
In that marvel zombie comic, the peter sandman killed is not the zombie one.
oh
LOL
whoops
dude forget that Black Cat
go to the 90's cartoon one
where she has the supersoldier formula
and a sixpack
jesus christ
š
Redhead tho
true....
the gyatt is crazy
also idk who the face actress is
wbut she has that permanent smirk look that always gets me š
STOP POSTING
Anyways

I AM ONLY A MAAAN
down bad more like
Does that marvel skirmish game still exist it was popular for like 3 months
Very
want some centi-
smh, women, who made them attractive
Some fuckin' loser who wants to goon probably
Lmao eternal
callidus assassin better
Its literally just the new Overwatch and is incredibly successful.
but im never gonna play it so lol
tho yeah its going strong
Uh I sometimes do but im distracted rn
what do you actually play
I tried a few matches, it seemed okay. I don't care for hero shooter moba thingies though
^
darktide?
the problem is like
you just always lose
win maybe once
and go "okay i can do it again"
loses 5 more matches
its an annoying cycle, im never gonna fall for it
nah man I only win, I trained in the original quakegrounds šŖ


