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storm jungle
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please GW

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a killteam is all I ask

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a little smidge of some the boys

vagrant fox
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Just a crumb of my mechanised nazis whermacht please

storm jungle
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LMFAO

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christ

vagrant fox
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Maybe the most obvious parallels will make some people realise that the Imperium is not good

storm jungle
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please no

celest dome
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Lol, no

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Will go right over their heads

storm jungle
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I mean

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theres people that outright say GW's statement of "the Imperium just like all the factions are not the good guys" is stupid

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so you tell me lol

vagrant fox
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I'd like to believe

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I shouldn't

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But I'd like to

storm jungle
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Never underestimate the human capacity for being stupid.

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anyway get tarriff'd

vagrant fox
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Well every store has a huge black star next to American goods so you know what not to buy
I'm mostly fine except my white monsters

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I'm gonna have to buy gorilla drink or something smh

summer mural
spare osprey
storm jungle
# spare osprey

Lmaoooo, knowing the actual tabletop origin of Krieg this joke is even more hurtful

queen laurel
dapper gyro
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Canadians are fighting this for months. Some international people laugh at us because "Your reaction is why you get tariffs". Fuck all of you hosers.

storm jungle
storm jungle
crisp heath
storm jungle
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NOOOOO

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😭

spare osprey
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I was looking at art stuff on Twitter and all I see is ppl saying the tariffs are already working.

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What alternate dimension are yall living on

storm jungle
vagrant fox
spare osprey
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Willy wonka ass government

storm jungle
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My country is already in the gutter so I dont care at this point

storm jungle
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laugh and grow weary

queen laurel
vagrant fox
spare osprey
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How much to illegally immigrate to wales I wonder

vagrant fox
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My Canadian friend keeps saying it's like living above a meth den but then I look at Alberta

storm jungle
twilit musk
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Imagine risking prison time to illegally migrate to wales

storm jungle
storm jungle
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Low hanging fruit but had to be done

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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Parts of Wales is nice at least

queen laurel
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Trump is impressive in making us notice his stupidity

spare osprey
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I know a welshman, he can give me the hook up on good cocaine

twilit musk
storm jungle
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but hey guys you can at least be safe knowing this is his last term

vagrant fox
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I'm a very big fan of Elon going from being a tony stark to the biggest idiot in the world of redditbros

storm jungle
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right

dapper gyro
storm jungle
spare osprey
twilit musk
storm jungle
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Like it feels like its been a year

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but its been like what, 3 months?

queen laurel
storm jungle
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hes literally destroying the nation lol

queen laurel
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But it's like

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It's hard even to ignore

storm jungle
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^ Literally unavoidable yeah

queen laurel
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Literally everywhere

twilit musk
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Unless you want me to get on my anti fed soapbox don’t bait me lol im losing a lot

spare osprey
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HE’S MAKING MY PLASTIC MORE EXPENSIVE

storm jungle
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LMAO

queen laurel
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Like wake up nothing to do than just like

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Make fun of it

spare osprey
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stg actually

rocky gale
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I have the radio on at work and literally everyday it’s ā€œhe’s done something elseā€

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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It's very impressive, if only I could go down in history for fulfilling De Gaulles deepest desires

spare osprey
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If he plummets the worth of the dollar

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And I cant get commissions i may go the way of a certain Oswald

twilit musk
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Watching my Roth ira just dip by 2 grand

storm jungle
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I legit feel bad for like, whoever is gonna come after him as President, you will have to amend bridges that took 80 years to build and only took like a few weeks to absolutely demolish.

twilit musk
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Bitch my Roth

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My military service SAVINGS I EARNEDD

rocky gale
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And everyday someone calls into the radio and says ā€œhe’s just doing what he was elected to do, you can’t blame himā€

spare osprey
storm jungle
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YEP.

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again like, this is actual imperial governor tier goonery

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what is this man doing

vagrant fox
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It's another low hanging fruit, but idiocracy and all that

queen laurel
twilit musk
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At least gooning is fun this is just torture

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Man is below gooning

queen laurel
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Only that his chances like marginally higher

spare osprey
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Like I don’t even gaf about republicans, but MAGA literally cannot comprehend any other means of life

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And I’m worried what will become of them after him

vagrant fox
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If only I knew when I saw 9/11 televised live, that we'd end up here
I think I would've been diagnosed as mentally ill 10 years earlier

dapper gyro
spare osprey
vagrant fox
dapper gyro
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Love how him and his follower are* the only reason that France can still stand on its own 2 legs.

queen laurel
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I'm sorry silence it's the truth

vagrant fox
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At least I'm justified in being a ouiaboo

spare osprey
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Y’know what

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The only thing keeping me going

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Is the Minecraft movie

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Thank you Steve

twilit musk
storm jungle
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low review scores but high audience scores

spare osprey
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I’m seeing it today so it’ll be fun

twilit musk
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ā€œgood/funā€ that’s bait

queen laurel
vagrant fox
storm jungle
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Also like

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its a fucking kids movie

spare osprey
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Excited for the Superman clip too

queen laurel
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it doesn't need to be complex

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exactly

storm jungle
twilit musk
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darktide is good/fun 😁

queen laurel
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it's for ******* kids

spare osprey
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Even though the Snyder fans are being fucking IDIOTS

twilit musk
spare osprey
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WDYM DOGS DONT ACT LIKE THAT

storm jungle
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

rocky gale
queen laurel
spare osprey
summer mural
twilit musk
queen laurel
summer mural
dapper gyro
sly ivy
dapper gyro
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(Im Asian)

storm jungle
spare osprey
storm jungle
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In minecraft of course

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heheh

sly ivy
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And Tesla did in fact drive electric cars forward by decades

dapper gyro
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He is the manager for Space X, but he is no rocket scientist.

sly ivy
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The thing with the us is that it’s so dominant in every real way. Like a multipolar world would probably be healthy

spare osprey
sly ivy
storm jungle
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Also problem is like

dapper gyro
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Yet, he keeps japping about how he did this did that.

dapper gyro
storm jungle
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Im never gonna respect anything from a guy who said hes literally gonna do indentured servitude for people that cant "pay up" when we get to Mars (which is also never happening)

sly ivy
dapper gyro
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I don't know how the fucker talks to people as he is an actual rocket engineer or some shit.

spare osprey
storm jungle
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Adds up tbh.

sly ivy
spare osprey
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Stg the only thing holding Twitter together is tech priests

sly ivy
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Anyway he is obviously highly intelligent and also is kind of nuts

storm jungle
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Hes a dumbass.

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But yes.

sly ivy
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And his current shit makes me nervous

rocky gale
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He also sucks at games

spare osprey
storm jungle
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He sucks at a lot of things.

sly ivy
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yes yes yes Elon sucks wololololo gets old

storm jungle
sly ivy
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He’s still a main character

storm jungle
rocky gale
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His daughter has came out and said that he would force his kids to play Ranked Overwatch with him to carry him

storm jungle
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no idea why anyone would defend this piece of shit lol

queen laurel
storm jungle
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LMFAO

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Tbh

rocky gale
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He played Torb and was hardstuck in Bronze

storm jungle
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hes the same guy that said "people reporting toxic users is cringe"

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so the bar is kinda low

shadow plover
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shitting on Elon never gets old

sly ivy
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I mean it’s probably important to understand the actual complexities of people who can seriously affect the course of history

sly ivy
storm jungle
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"course of history"

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???

shadow plover
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counter point: nu uh

dapper gyro
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Using his intelligent to exploit public funds and the system... yes, it is smart, but not the kind of smart I like.

sly ivy
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Hahaha

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Fair

storm jungle
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Bait used to be believable

storm jungle
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hate to see it

sly ivy
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yeahhhh

storm jungle
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Nahhh

dapper gyro
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Remember that fucking world changing tunnel he did a few years ago?

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No one talk about that again, heh?

shadow plover
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his only major affect on history was playing part in the down fall of the amerikkkan empire bosssalute

storm jungle
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LMFAO

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JERK

shadow plover
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am I wrong though

sly ivy
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Yes but that’s ok

storm jungle
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I mean no but still

dapper gyro
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The tunnel that sucked all of the public funds for highways and train...

sly ivy
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We’re all npcs in powerful people’s games

spare osprey
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I just like, his shit is so obvious, but no one in government is doing anything about it, so it gets called intelligent

queen laurel
spare osprey
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That rubs me the wrong way

sly ivy
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I don’t think that happened

dapper gyro
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That's mind set is why we are here...

storm jungle
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I love how all these replies are

sly ivy
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The tunnel appears to be shit tho

storm jungle
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"Source? Hes a genius guys"

sly ivy
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I’m literally not saying that but people get stranded

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Deranged

storm jungle
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You literally did

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like, i get that bait is funny

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but get better material

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šŸ—£ļø

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boooo!

spare osprey
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šŸ…

sly ivy
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He is obviously highly intelligent like come on. Also morally questionable and increasingly unhinged.

storm jungle
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You said that like 5 times already

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again, better material

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booo get off the stage

spare osprey
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QUESTIONABLE

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booooooo

sly ivy
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and also people nattering on about public funds etc don’t understand how the us especially like Vegas works

shadow plover
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he is not even intelligent, barely coherent

storm jungle
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These detractors man

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hate to see it

plush mason
sly ivy
shadow plover
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he hasn't invented anything, he's just bought his way into leadership positions

forest orbit
vagrant fox
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I think he just has money to hire smart people, man has shit for brains at this point

forest orbit
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Tbh

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Arent most geniuses made from stealing the ideas of their colleagues

sly ivy
shadow plover
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money

plush mason
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Elon is a manipulator not a technical savant

forest orbit
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Kaggen the type of guy to say "Rhoedesia was great actually"

sly ivy
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spacex and Tesla are wonders of the modern world

queen laurel
spare osprey
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So

queen laurel
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so tell me how is the smart genius fella haven't done that

sly ivy
sly ivy
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Fought.

plush mason
shadow plover
sly ivy
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Back the fuck off respectfully

forest orbit
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You should back the fuck off first

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"technical world wonder genius"

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get a life lol

sly ivy
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Calm down. Take meds. Ty.

shadow plover
forest orbit
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Yeah true but I had to bait

sly ivy
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Thank you.

forest orbit
forest orbit
storm jungle
dusk patrol
storm jungle
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Kaggen is also stupid

sly ivy
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Just apologize man come on. I have not insulted anyone

storm jungle
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but like again simmer down

storm jungle
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@forest orbit And you

sly ivy
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Show me what I said

dusk patrol
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Elon is cringe though

sly ivy
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That was objectionable

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Other than stating an opinion.

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I’ve been calm this entire time.

storm jungle
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It kinda stopped being funny 10m ago.

sly ivy
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It… is not bait??!

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It’s a pretty mainstream opinion?

forest orbit
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(/s)

sly ivy
storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Tesla cars outside of cyber truck are neat and Space X is pretty cool and if he just did those things I wouldn’t care much but there’s a lot of other weird stuff

rocky gale
storm jungle
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Yeah like

storm jungle
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genuinely stop with the bait

storm jungle
humble shoal
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That was cool

dusk patrol
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I’m more annoyed cause I disliked Elon way before everyone else did cause the cringe shit and only recently have people started bandwagoning

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This stuff ain’t new people

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He’s always been a weirdo

storm jungle
shadow plover
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Even my normie ass coworkers in tech think Elon is a joke of a human

forest orbit
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Yeah hes always been a piece of shit.

humble shoal
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Hes always been craving the certainty of steel

forest orbit
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I legit got no idea why this is some "bubble" opinion lol

sly ivy
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Trump won the popular vote in the US weird conservative parties are winning everywhere I don’t think you have your finger on the pulse of general popular opinion sorry.

storm jungle
sly ivy
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But anyway will change subject I am just saying this is not bait

storm jungle
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We had the same president in turkey for 22 years and he has ruined our country lol

sly ivy
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Bro you are shifting gears

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I was saying it’s a fairly mainstream opinion

humble shoal
dusk patrol
# humble shoal Dont forget paypal

Yeah, like I wouldn’t say he’s a complete idiot he just has special areas he’s done well, he’s definitely a success in some key areas and I think some stuff he’s doing is cool. But he’s also super weird and cringe and I don’t want him anywhere near the government or having that kind of power.

sly ivy
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Not a smart one

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Just make cars and rockets

storm jungle
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But he went from prime minister to then president.

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Hes essentially a dictator rn lol

humble shoal
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Like putin is president, or netanyahu

storm jungle
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^

humble shoal
storm jungle
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What Ebil said lol

dapper gyro
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Like I wrote before, people like that is why we are here (not Trump or Elon).

celest dome
queen laurel
shadow plover
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When Elon started spouting that the dive rescuers were pedofiles for trying to rescue the kids from the underwater cave in what 2014 or 2012 you could already realise what a fucking tool he was

sly ivy
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Like it’s pretty mainstream to love and appreciate spacex and Tesla tech and wish the man himself would settle down.

storm jungle
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but again when 80% of your country is uneducated villagers its very easy to manipulate them.

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just uhh

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mention allah a bit

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also that you will build new roads

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badabing badaboom

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you are president

forest orbit
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Damn its that easy?

dusk patrol
humble shoal
sly ivy
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You’re basically conceding

vagrant fox
storm jungle
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This isnt related to you

sly ivy
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Also Rhodesia man was way out of line and I’ve said nothing that’s equivalent

humble shoal
queen laurel
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bro you are baiting at this point she is talking about turkey

storm jungle
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All we need now is a food joke

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who has it

humble shoal
vagrant fox
sly ivy
spare osprey
dapper gyro
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When people taking it personal to defend their idea... there is something to be said about it.

storm jungle
spare osprey
sly ivy
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Though urbanization is changing that

storm jungle
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Yeah uh

spare osprey
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Har har har

storm jungle
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we're never urbanizing

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so lol

dapper gyro
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Also, April's fool was earlier this week.

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It supposed to be 1 day...

celest dome
humble shoal
sly ivy
rocky gale
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In NI we’re urbanising by building houses that no one can afford to buy

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It’s great

storm jungle
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what now

spare osprey
humble shoal
sly ivy
storm jungle
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our capital is Ankara

sly ivy
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Can’t get out of village

storm jungle
humble shoal
storm jungle
celest dome
storm jungle
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what does that have to do with anything

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šŸ’€

spare osprey
dusk patrol
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Hand over the ice cream or I gentrify the turkey

dapper gyro
dusk patrol
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smarfMcreeGun 🦃

storm jungle
rocky gale
sly ivy
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It’s just ironic that’s all

median star
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so one of the ogryns in game talks about eating trappers before and i think other heretics etc would this not be like catastrophicly bad

storm jungle
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The problem is turkey just has way too many villagefolk

vagrant fox
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god the assyrians knew how to run a country

storm jungle
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that are like

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incredibly stupid

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and fucking vote for anyone

dusk patrol
humble shoal
storm jungle
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its like medieval times

spare osprey
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humble shoal
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Knew what they were doing

sly ivy
rocky gale
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Here I think liking this Ea Nasir guy is a pretty mainstream opinion

sly ivy
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Idk what will happen

humble shoal
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The mesopotamians were so great the gods flooded the region

storm jungle
median star
forest orbit
dusk patrol
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People don’t care what happens if it doesn’t affect them directly mostly

dusk patrol
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Good to know

forest orbit
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although he says "good for eating" i assume he didnt cannibalize them before but-

sly ivy
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It’s always funny to me when people show those old photos of Afghanistan and Iran and are like LOOK HOW MODERN IT WAS

dusk patrol
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Imagine how iron Ogryn stomachs must be

sly ivy
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And it’s like the same 3 blocks in the richest part of the city

spare osprey
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By the EUUUUUUUUUUPHRATES RIVER

storm jungle
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İfrates looking ahh

humble shoal
dapper gyro
rocky gale
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We’ve strayed from the path of 40K lore, so how long would it take for an Ogryn to digest me?

vagrant fox
# humble shoal Akkadians

luv ashurbanipal
luv me pyramid of heads
luv me black obelisk

'ate akkadians
'ate hittites
'ate the jews

not racist just don't like 'em simple as

median star
vagrant fox
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no the jews came later, let me workshop this

dusk patrol
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They got some fearsome shits

sly ivy
queen laurel
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you seem like a very skinny person

humble shoal
dusk patrol
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It was the Middle East after all

dapper gyro
sly ivy
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One day my son there will be a people we can truly hate

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Also they’ll be smarter than everyone so we’ll hate them more

dusk patrol
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ā€œYusuf, do not put that small bowl on your head.ā€

ā€œWhy brother?ā€

ā€œI…..I do not know….but I hate it and want to genocide it…..ā€

humble shoal
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Zoroastrians are the cool kids

sly ivy
vagrant fox
sly ivy
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One of the last ancient religions with an unbroken line

storm jungle
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or I guess getting bombed by westerners

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thanks america

sly ivy
storm jungle
humble shoal
sly ivy
vagrant fox
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Tbf Europe and the near east could've been united in their undying hatred of Jews until very recently, only the Middle East continues this strong and virile tradition

sly ivy
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Sorry

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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They’re natural enemies, like the Middle East and Europe, Middle East and Africa, Middle East and Asian.

Damn Middle Easterner, they ruined the Middle East!

storm jungle
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so I really dont wanna hear it

vagrant fox
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Aren't Assyrians, in some form, still around as goat herders

humble shoal
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Yeah the black sites were rough

vagrant fox
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I should live amongst them

storm jungle
dusk patrol
sly ivy
humble shoal
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Man had a casio watch

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Smh

sly ivy
humble shoal
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Should have sprung for a rolex

sly ivy
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Also so interesting

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Not to worry, just when you think it’s gone, anti semitism comes back

forest orbit
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I mean

dapper gyro
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It is rotten to the core, you guys can't fix it.

forest orbit
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They arent exactly helping us right now lol

vagrant fox
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Don't blame me, I think Jews are very funny people. Israeli government aside

forest orbit
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Zionists are pieces of shit

sly ivy
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Oh Rhodesia is ba k

forest orbit
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and I say this as a jew lol

sly ivy
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Back

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good morning

humble shoal
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Hsidics are a bit annoying

forest orbit
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They are mostly fine

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I met a few but eh

dapper gyro
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Which is so irony...

dusk patrol
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These Black Israelites taught me a bunch of slurs I didn’t know

humble shoal
sly ivy
dusk patrol
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I used to chat with one near me

humble shoal
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Driving in hsidic areas made me anti-semitic (this is a joke)

median star
dusk patrol
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Was weird

forest orbit
# humble shoal Live by a large group of them

My family ironically doesnt like most jewish communities due to their very racist attitudes lol. My dad is well read on a lot of stuff so he kinda "broadened" his views on a few things.

dusk patrol
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Hope he’s doing better

humble shoal
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But yeah, most are nice

vagrant fox
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If anything could make me an anti semite it'd be messianic jews no cap

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it's a joke for legal reasons

forest orbit
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no kippah*

humble shoal
forest orbit
humble shoal
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Aka the other version of yakub

dapper gyro
sly ivy
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Yakub is back in chat praise be

dusk patrol
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Black Israelites have all the best slur game

vagrant fox
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They're funny, it's like real life star wars

dapper gyro
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I'm not joking.

humble shoal
humble shoal
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Am male

forest orbit
median star
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yakub is one of the missing primarchs

humble shoal
dusk patrol
forest orbit
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DAMN

forest orbit
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it makes the most sense

humble shoal
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I was shocked

dusk patrol
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Yakubian Physics

forest orbit
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He probably took some notes from his journey

vagrant fox
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Learning about Yakub for the first time was the funniest thing, I damn near converted on the spot

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I'm the fucking orc of real life

forest orbit
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Tbh

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his lore is like warhammer tier nonsense

dusk patrol
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Yakub is the best

forest orbit
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it comes around to being fantastic

humble shoal
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Now combine it with scientology

dusk patrol
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We wuz kangs n shiet dialed up to the wildest level

humble shoal
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Malcolm X getting assasinated because he found out yakub wasnt standard muslim theology

median star
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i mightve asked before but do the iron hands have any particular disdain for emperors children on par w darkangels x fallen seeing as fulgrims the one to have done manus in @dusk patrol

forest orbit
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you do know MLK dying is a part of 40k lore right

dusk patrol
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Going after them

dapper gyro
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Reality and fiction mixed into one.

dusk patrol
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Necrons ironically are their preferred enemy

forest orbit
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(this isnt a joke btw)

humble shoal
forest orbit
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No like

vagrant fox
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I forgot about the stupidass MLK reference

forest orbit
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its actually a Perpetual thing

dapper gyro
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We are the future now.

forest orbit
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LMAO

dusk patrol
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But they’ll happily fight them have in 40k

humble shoal
forest orbit
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No idea why they even included that in the book

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But hey

humble shoal
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The eternals

forest orbit
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its a thing

vagrant fox
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Warhammer is so cool

forest orbit
shadow plover
forest orbit
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wrong Abnett IP

humble shoal
dusk patrol
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There’s an element of, not wanting to be compromised by some attachment to Ferrus’s death

forest orbit
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exactly now you get it

storm jungle
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Oh god

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why the fuck did you remind me of MLK in 40k

dusk patrol
forest orbit
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Its a very integral part of the setting

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trust me

vagrant fox
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Lynch him, or stone him, or whatever muslims do

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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They do unironically take xenos tech and study and use it

storm jungle
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🪨

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I want to do it to a lot of people here

shadow plover
storm jungle
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but alas

sly ivy
vagrant fox
dusk patrol
tall plinth
vagrant fox
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why does it have little suckable toes

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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because necrons

shadow plover
#

ask Eternal

tall plinth
#

you know which part I’m talking about

dusk patrol
#

The Dornian heresy stuff is mostly meh imo

vagrant fox
#

elaborate, I'm innocent

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Some art is good but

storm jungle
#

But with the context we have in this sacred timeline its peak cringe

median star
#

@dusk patrol did either gulliman or the lion ever check in on the iron hands after waking up and go damn they got even more fucked

shadow plover
humble shoal
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Wdym thats trazyn in a disguise

storm jungle
humble shoal
storm jungle
#

GW would cook a better design

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we cannot compare to Jes Cookwin

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I mean Goodwin fuck

shadow plover
#

very true

vagrant fox
sly ivy
dusk patrol
#

He just wants to feel pretty

storm jungle
#

so I assume like.... his 60's maybe???

tall plinth
#

They won’t let him die

storm jungle
#

He literally is behind like

tall plinth
#

Too much money

storm jungle
#

every single faction aesthetic lol

sly ivy
#

The consistency of the warhammer aesthetic is pretty amazing

tall plinth
#

He won’t be allowed to die

forest orbit
#

We need him for more models

sly ivy
#

Except new Coteaz

forest orbit
#

hook him up to life support

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

I want Paul Dainton to cook some more art for sure

shadow plover
storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

very good

tall plinth
#

Gotta love those names that are just two first names

storm jungle
raven stone
median star
# dusk patrol

so gulliman just has the attitude of theyre freaks and dont follow the plan but atleast they always get the job done

storm jungle
#

šŸ—£ļø šŸ—£ļø šŸ—£ļø

dusk patrol
#

@median star this was the result of them ignoring the Farseers prognostication

raven stone
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Like…others just don’t do the feel justice for some reason.

dusk patrol
shadow plover
#

Very true and a very valid reason to do so

forest orbit
tall plinth
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Many such cases

dusk patrol
#

Similar to Helbrecht he was aware of their temperament

forest orbit
#

most people very much just dont compare

dusk patrol
#

And used it as best he could

forest orbit
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also uhhh

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the lack of gooner minis helps

storm jungle
storm jungle
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I still dont get why people get them

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like, do you want to blow over those?

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wouldnt it ruin the paint job

forest orbit
#

bruh

vagrant fox
dusk patrol
#

Part of me suspect the Farseer deliberately told the Imperium forces it would be lost knowing the Iron Hands and some other forces would defy that and still succeed

forest orbit
forest orbit
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To be honest ive seen way worse

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I had some guy that had a chapter master mini with like

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literal slutty whores posing at the bottom

dusk patrol
forest orbit
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actual peak goon

dusk patrol
#

Bro porn is there

storm jungle
#

its not that hard to get

vagrant fox
#

google tittyass and get some post nut clarity smh

storm jungle
#

minis i guess is... more miniaturized version idfk

forest orbit
#

goonology?

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in my lore chat?

storm jungle
#

always

dusk patrol
#

With the minis you can goon on i-

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I mean uh

queen laurel
tall plinth
#

Many such cases

storm jungle
#

"BROTHERS, HELP MEEEE"

dusk patrol
#

The Sacred Jar!

vagrant fox
queen laurel
#

Like have you seen people's reaction here from emma frost on marvel rivals?

storm jungle
#

what the fu-

dusk patrol
#

Tbh she’s a little ridiculous

dusk patrol
#

Like yeah I get it gooner bait

storm jungle
#

Emma Frost is Emma Frost

#

shes literally the fucking goonqueen

raven stone
# forest orbit the lack of gooner minis helps

Like I will be honest I am tempted to do my Spyrer Rogue Tarder Lady in anime colours but no, I am not going as far as to do exposed titties and all.
It’s a war game and setting, the armour has to make SOME sense (unless you are Drukhari)

vagrant fox
#

I, in my pure zen mode, ignored it

dusk patrol
#

But dude there’s deviantart porn artists who show more restraint lol

shadow plover
storm jungle
#

AM I WRONG THOUGH

#

SHE LITERALLY MIND CONTROLS YOU TO GOON

shadow plover
#

fucking goonqueen

storm jungle
#

Allah forgive me the white women are too strong

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my conviction is weak

dusk patrol
#

They better do this outfit for her

median star
#

what happened to curzes body after he died

storm jungle
#

Uh

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it got torn aprat

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mostly for loot

summer mural
#

did it

storm jungle
#

yes

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hes dead

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shut the fuck up

dusk patrol
vagrant fox
#

You know how Nightlords are, they saw a corpse ripe for desecration

storm jungle
#

and not in a good way

summer mural
#

the assassin did take his head i remember that

shadow plover
dusk patrol
#

Tbh it doesn’t last long lol

storm jungle
#

to be fair

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she also like

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VERY MUCH did not marry for love lol

#

it was a political thing

dusk patrol
#

Also that iron di-

storm jungle
#

AUGHH-

summer mural
#

I bet his body is lying with its head restiched in a glass case somewhere next to trazyns bedside

storm jungle
#

also jarvis clip our honeymoon

dusk patrol
#

I wonder who canonically is the biggest slut in Marvel and DC

summer mural
#

ohh

storm jungle
#

theres a few

dusk patrol
#

Wolverine is probably up there

summer mural
#

its gotta be deadpool

storm jungle
#

Mary Jane also

vagrant fox
#

I remember people speculating his little special boy jewel was a soulstone and he'd be resurrected that way somehow

storm jungle
#

she belongs to the streets

shadow plover
#

the writers

dapper gyro
#

Wonder Woman no contest for DCC.

summer mural
#

also its probably frost too

storm jungle
#

Emma is like

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impossible to bed lol

dusk patrol
#

Wonder Woman definitely gets around

#

The issue is more she also doesn’t have as many appearances

summer mural
#

doesnt emma seduce people though

storm jungle
#

I mean yes

#

but its not to sleep with them

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lol

dusk patrol
#

Like MJ is half cause Spider-Man has 5 billion comics

storm jungle
#

She knows people goon for her and uses it to her advantage

dusk patrol
#

Same with Wolverine

summer mural
#

doesnt she like actively fuck them to use them

dapper gyro
#

In Xman, it is Jane Grey.

storm jungle
#

shes like a high tier psyker

#

she doesnt need that shit lmao

summer mural
#

wolverines got like , the years on his side too i guess

queen laurel
vagrant fox
#

The more I hear about comics the less sense they make

summer mural
#

plus hes an alcoholic

#

so that helps

storm jungle
#

its what makes them peak and trash

#

"I DONT WANT TO CURE CANCER"

dusk patrol
#

Quality has always been wildly variable

dapper gyro
#

Also, everyone in Marvel Ultimate are sluts.

storm jungle
#

šŸ’€

summer mural
#

also luke cage is like the no1 whore in comicbook history

vagrant fox
#

I just know spiderman gave birth to himself like 3 times or something, why not

dusk patrol
#

Going for it

shadow plover
celest dome
storm jungle
#

^

#

also it helps that like

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Emma's "default" costume is literally lingerie

summer mural
#

whos the biggest whore in 40k

storm jungle
#

ironically this is safe lol

storm jungle
summer mural
#

based

celest dome
vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

bravo james!

vagrant fox
#

intercepted šŸ˜”

dusk patrol
#

Most clothed Emma Frost scene

summer mural
#

that actress was amazing in mad men

#

her emma frost is..meh

dusk patrol
#

She had an amazing….

#

Personality

storm jungle
#

she literally is an NPC in this movie

#

which is such a shame

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

yes

summer mural
#

its not, that movie didnt need to devote screentime to emma frost

dusk patrol
#

Yeah she’s just there cause they wanted Emma frost and some titties for the trailer

storm jungle
#

^

#

its fine

#

First Class is still fun

storm jungle
#

yeah like

#

im pretty sure if you are stuck inside you are gonna get un-gooned

summer mural
#

whos got the biggest bodycount in fantasy then

#

morathi?

#

the druuchi race

vagrant fox
#

Who knows, maybe because of comic reasons you just explode

summer mural
#

every witch elf in existence?

storm jungle
#

Morathi 100%

dusk patrol
#

At least they had Darwi-

#

Oh

dapper gyro
#

You know, physically, us human can't fuck supergirl.

storm jungle
sly ivy
dusk patrol
#

ā€œAdapt to this.ā€

But….like…..

storm jungle
#

then I read up on the character

summer mural
#

didnt Morathi like regularly get on it with nkari

storm jungle
#

and I got mad too

dapper gyro
#

The sheer amount of force to open those lips would crush your sausage.

dusk patrol
#

I pretend he adapted by becoming energy

storm jungle
#

Yeah same

#

otherwise like

storm jungle
#

"this is Katana HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF HER VICTIMS"

dusk patrol
#

Darwin has iirc adapted to the fucking end of the universe before

storm jungle
#

yeah he has

storm jungle
#

it was to show how his powers fucking suck

summer mural
#

my memory

#

please

storm jungle
#

well "suck"

storm jungle
#

get fucked

summer mural
#

I dont wanna remember certain things

dusk patrol
#

He can hang out with the Thing

summer mural
#

oh god

storm jungle
summer mural
#

RICK FLAG

#

I REMEMBER

storm jungle
#

but heres the Thing

summer mural
#

AAAAAA

storm jungle
#

ok but

dusk patrol
#

Old man thing skin when

storm jungle
#

they literally saved Flagg's character in THE Suicide Squad

#

and then he fucking died

#

and I actually felt sad

summer mural
#

his death was amazing

#

"Peacemaker, what a joke"

#

dies

storm jungle
#

"Peacemaker. What a joke"

#

YESSSS

dusk patrol
#

Should have said pacemaker, what a joke

storm jungle
#

Gunn on his way to make the most dumbass characters relatable

dusk patrol
#

Cause his heart got stabbed

sly ivy
#

Comic books are cringe

storm jungle
#

correct

#

its why we love them

shadow plover
storm jungle
#

anyway heres spiderman dying from radiation

sly ivy
queen laurel
# dusk patrol

the thing mentioned reminding people he has a variant made out of infinity stones

summer mural
#

spiderman can die?

storm jungle
summer mural
#

doesnt he just dodge death?

storm jungle
#

its why I always compare Warhammer to comic books

#

lol

summer mural
#

like if a nuke hit new york, hed just dodge the radiation

celest dome
dusk patrol
#

He kills MJ with his spider coom one time

storm jungle
#

AUGH-

sly ivy
#

I wasn’t really even being serious I just haven’t picked one up in a long time

queen laurel
sly ivy
#

I loved the old dark horse aliens stuff

dusk patrol
#

Radioactive sperm baby

sly ivy
#

And also Sandman

vagrant fox
#

please explain that one picture where spiderman is full mpreg and saying the ladys name

sly ivy
#

Although Gaiman has done a fantastic job of making a mess of everything

celest dome
#

Still the most shit ass decision was losing his marriage to MJ to revive his elderly Aunt whatthefuck_heresy

summer mural
#

how do you rank fantasy famous greenskins in order of the most authority as a greenskin

sly ivy
#

It seems like

dusk patrol
#

Even if it’s like

#

But why?

#

And how?

queen laurel
#

Straight up absolute

#

what are they trying

summer mural
#

venom is a cool character

storm jungle
# vagrant fox please explain that one picture where spiderman is full mpreg and saying the lad...

uh basically, hes a zombie spiderman from an alternate universe that started killing the Sinister Six in the dimension he popped into. Ironically its a great scene because Sandman realises Spiderman "lost it" and that usually villains/heroes try not to super hurt each other and do it for the love of the game.

But when he sees Spidey killing his pals he goes berserk and shoves himself into his body since hes made of fucking sand and blows him up. Spiderman is just saying the lady's name because he knows hes about to get fucking killed.

dapper gyro
#

New venom comic is cursed.

dusk patrol
celest dome
dusk patrol
#

The Duality of Reed

summer mural
#

and carnage in the comics is a cool villain, his powers are absolutely insane

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Too late

dusk patrol
#

How much you wanna bet in that universe Sue likes em chunky

storm jungle
#

I already did

dapper gyro
#

Cock holding Peter with Venom now.

vagrant fox
celest dome
storm jungle
#

THE FUCK

#

actually this is comics

summer mural
#

LOL

storm jungle
#

that would be just as likely

summer mural
#

xmen have the most fucked up shit baked into them right from the beginning

summer mural
#

cable my poor guy

queen laurel
#

Mary jane

#

is the new host

#

my boy is just getting passed around at this point

shadow plover
#

also that venom design is ass

sly ivy
celest dome
storm jungle
#

also one rare upside of comics

#

sometimes they got amazing fucking art

sly ivy
#

Yes

dusk patrol
#

The fact that Spider-Man always goes for MJ when Black Cat is basically throwing herself at him all the time will always be the biggest plot hole in comics

storm jungle
#

Peter is just a fucking

#

IDIOT

dapper gyro
storm jungle
#

go to the 90's cartoon one

#

where she has the supersoldier formula

#

and a sixpack

#

jesus christ

#

šŸ’€

sly ivy
#

Redhead tho

storm jungle
#

true....

storm jungle
#

the gyatt is crazy

#

also idk who the face actress is

#

wbut she has that permanent smirk look that always gets me šŸ’€

summer mural
#

those games are good, I should really try them

#

got no time

#

NO TIME

storm jungle
#

yeah then youre never playing em

#

doomed to never goon

dusk patrol
#

It’s not fair

storm jungle
#

STOP POSTING

dusk patrol
#

Anyways

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

I AM ONLY A MAAAN

summer mural
#

down bad more like

sly ivy
#

Does that marvel skirmish game still exist it was popular for like 3 months

dusk patrol
#

Very

summer mural
#

want some centi-

vagrant fox
#

smh, women, who made them attractive
Some fuckin' loser who wants to goon probably

sly ivy
#

Lmao eternal

dusk patrol
#

She’s actually egregious

#

It’s like someone found all my buttons

summer mural
#

callidus assassin better

storm jungle
#

but im never gonna play it so lol

#

tho yeah its going strong

sly ivy
#

Dilara r u taking notes on Eternal’s buttons i know i am

#

No no the miniatures one

storm jungle
#

Uh I sometimes do but im distracted rn

summer mural
vagrant fox
#

I tried a few matches, it seemed okay. I don't care for hero shooter moba thingies though

storm jungle
#

^

summer mural
#

darktide?

storm jungle
#

the problem is like

#

you just always lose

#

win maybe once

#

and go "okay i can do it again"

#

loses 5 more matches

#

its an annoying cycle, im never gonna fall for it

summer mural
#

skill issue.

#

not that ive played the game

vagrant fox
#

nah man I only win, I trained in the original quakegrounds šŸ’Ŗ