40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

[outer wave]

Damn

[arctic talon]

Got turned into warriors much to a Lords horror

Lol

[outer wave]

That would be horrifying to witness

[crisp heath]

Dude I just found the lore on Zola

Didn't realise she was a criminal before the inquisition

[arctic talon]

This has been known since like launch

[plush mason]

it has?

[dapper gyro]

Cyberman

[plush mason]

tbf cant really be a criminal in a place with no law

[arctic talon]

Well she was known to be a ganger(prolly)

And she got arrested

So yeah

[crisp heath]

I havnt looked into any lore since the memories of morrow came out , barely been playing long too

[plush mason]

to hear her talk of the torrent the enforces had given up on it long before she was born

so the cartel was the one enforcing "law" there

[crisp heath]

She was with the water cartel , they took her in because of her knowledge and intelligence around tertium

[arctic talon]

Yeah that stuff is new

[sly ivy]

How was ur tv show

[dapper gyro]

Story wise, her last log is pretty close to the event of the prison break.

[crisp heath]

Prison break the TV show?

[tall plinth]

idk about you guys but its kinda on the necrontyr for trusting an entity called the deciever

[outer wave]

Are there any Imperial Knight houses that have been taken over by GSCs?

[arctic talon]

An Error of Judgement

The Genestealer Cult of the Withering Worm attempt to infiltrate the Noble bloodline of House Belligerus. They quickly learn the magnitude of their mistake when the conditioning of the Nobles’ thrones aids them in resisting the broodmind, though not without great struggle. In a single night of fire and violence, the cult cells are driven into the open and exterminated like vermin by Belligerus’ Knights.

tldr

Throne mechanicum is uh

very protective

[outer wave]

Damn

So the Throne Mechanicum can recognize infected members of the house?

[arctic talon]

yeah

there's also uh

this really really old knight house

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/House_Mortimer#

not a suspcious symbol at all

[outer wave]

Damn we need GSC Imp Knights

That sounds like a cool idea

[tough haven]

hot

[queen laurel]

so

IPS n mechs can basically become like titans from Titanfall

[arctic talon]

All mechs can do this

Sekhemet is uh

Special

[queen laurel]

most mechs are

[queen laurel]

manual control right

[arctic talon]

well yeah

but if you add an NHP

it can take control

Sekhmet is different once you activate her protocol lol

[queen laurel]

Is it like the most advanced AI possible you can install on a Mech

[arctic talon]

no

Sekhemet is just really funny

[queen laurel]

does it have a personality

[arctic talon]

NHP == Non human person

so yeah

its extremely possesive of its pilot

it literally imprints on you

if you fall unconscious or die sekhemet protocol activates as a "protection" state

lol

[queen laurel]

ok my lancer oc might not need an NHP

[arctic talon]

one tiny tiny issue

Sekhmet identifies

everything as a potential danger to you

And so she'll take over control of your mech and kill anything around you

within vision

doesn't matter if its allied or an enemy

[queen laurel]

imagine eating a banana split ice cream and the mech just decides to grab it and then crush it in front of you

[arctic talon]

if it has an IFF tag

if it has a pulse

its valid

[queen laurel]

That was my banana split

apparently it found microbes on

it

and decided it was a danger to my health

[arctic talon]

well

those don't have a pulse

oh also

if you have a Goblin hanging off of you

via symbiosis

Sekhemet will target it

and then start sawing into your own mech

to kill your friend

lol

Its the funniest NHP

in a gameplay sense due to how weirdly you have to play with it

[sacred ginkgo]

Any callout for that has to sound insanely edgy

[arctic talon]

I'm turning on Sekhemet because it is funny

[arctic talon]

NHP's are fully sentient/sapient beings

ignore the fact they're pretty much chained down compressed eldritch entities

that are made to think like a human/person

[sacred ginkgo]

And don't ask what happens when they get out of the box

[arctic talon]

I LOVE CASCADES

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[arctic talon]

idk, do you want to be seen as an ant

or something interestsing

because you can be seen as an interesting thing

[queen laurel]

ok

[arctic talon]

Nah thats probably Agni lol

the Agni NHP is uh

the one with PTSD

[queen laurel]

titanfall like mechs

i like

[arctic talon]

and the one you should cycle

every year max

[queen laurel]

time to add a NHP to my mech

[arctic talon]

find one you like

lol

[queen laurel]

how many are there

does the main big companies have their own versions of it

[arctic talon]

11

they're frame specific

well

liscence specific

aside from the technophile or iconoclast NHPs

[queen laurel]

i see

[arctic talon]

if we include those

then the number jumps up to 14/15/13 depending how you count it

With the unstable nhp and then the Servent/student/enlightened NHP

[storm jungle]

Shut up creep lol

[arctic talon]

Necromunda amiright

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-conquest-vs-invinceble-conquest-heart-conquest-space-heart-conquest-blood-heart-gif-544608821570190077

what i see after my NHP decides to take control of my mech and apparently save me

( i am cooked )

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry about it

[dapper gyro]

Maybe they just really enjoy killing the nids.

[young pecan]

EISENHORN YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

[winter vessel]

Heh

[arctic talon]

Tbf, I don't think Eisenhorn cares about being PC

[verbal path]

Can't believe Eisenhorn plays on console.

[winged jacinth]

If anything i'd expect the average inquisitor to be more generally hateful than they're portrayed as

[winter vessel]

I imagine them like squidward

When it comes to social skills

[winged jacinth]

I get that they mostly have to be likeable because they're usually primary characters but i imagine they're mostly the type of people to order random beatings of abhumans

They're the secret police of an interstellar hate empire

[hallow basin]

I wouldn't say more hateful per se, more of an educated racist comparatively

[winged jacinth]

Dont they select for zeal?

[hallow basin]

Depends. They mostly select for abilities

[winged jacinth]

Though i guess that would mean ordo xenos inquisitors would on the whole be less hateful to imperials than hereticus

The ordo malleus is too busy hunting down heretical inquisitors from the ordo malleus

I always found that so funny, i imagine its emergent from the writing process rather than a concious choice but it seems like the #1 producer of heretic inquisitors is internal affairs lol

[young pecan]

I mean like

8 pages ago he's very educatedly explaining why mutants call themselves "twists" and that, despite it being a slur, it becomes a word of comradery and stops being a slur when they say it amongst themselves

In "twist disguise" he is still saying it anyway so

Yeah true

Just strangely educated for someone who doesn't quite care

[opaque coyote]

DC AU political compass

[winged jacinth]

he hangs out with cherubael hes not really an ethical guy tbh

i cant be bothered to read all of these but what the hell was earth-23 about lmao

[young pecan]

He's very unhappy with Cherubael where I'm at in the story

[opaque coyote]

literally just

the justice league but black

[winged jacinth]

was obama actually superman

which of these continuities has dogwelder

[opaque coyote]

oh no wait batman isn't

[opaque coyote]

nah supes is just dark skinned and also president

[winged jacinth]

"new earth" apparently

why would superman be president thats the worst secret identity of all time

[opaque coyote]

why are there two dog welders

[winged jacinth]

first one died

so did the second one but he did it awesome style

its a bloodline power

[spare osprey]

yeah there's that funny fuckin art of main DC vs 23

[winged jacinth]

superman's like "hmm my private life will be well hidden as the most public figure in the world"
"no one has ever looked closely at a picture of the president before"

unless he's openly president superman

wait superman cant be president

he was born on krypton not in the US

[hallow basin]

I'd imagine it's not uncommon for an inquisitor to be acutely aware of such things, especially for someone like Eisenhorn who doesn't flash his rosette everywhere

[young pecan]

Yeah

[winged jacinth]

yeah eisenhorn is an agent-type

[opaque coyote]

still a citizen

[young pecan]

I think more than anything it was funny getting the shock value from Eisenhorn casually dropping that

[opaque coyote]

presumably ma and pa kent made adoption forms

and due to the fact that he usually drops in kansas

well

[winged jacinth]

you gotta know whats going on to be a sneaky type guy

[opaque coyote]

legally supes is a citizen

[young pecan]

"Hive-scum lord RE"

[opaque coyote]

"...so why are we the only that's... y'know?"

"I have no fucking clue"

oh no wait the flash is white also

[winged jacinth]

hes so small

they took away his lightning ears

i mostly dont read comics but "Clark, those were for charity" is one of the great panels of all time

[opaque coyote]

it's like a cat without ears

its uncanny

[spare osprey]

that's why i only vote for true American patriots

https://tenor.com/view/because-i-am-evil-lex-luthor-evil-gif-23063227

PRESIDENT LUTHOR WOOOOO

[opaque coyote]

y'know that episode actually had my favorite type of like

body switching

aka the VAs do an impression of like

the character that they got switched with

[spare osprey]

oh yeah it was great

[opaque coyote]

also the Flash's VA actually voiced Lex Luthor beforehand

[spare osprey]

them having to act like the other

[opaque coyote]

I think Smallville

[opaque coyote]

So I think he just did his Lex voice

[spare osprey]

mystique in the early x men movies is a good example of that i find

always fun

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx7l1pV2H7c

so yeah michael rosenbaum has experience with both the flash and lex luthor

and I think that's the main reason why they made the episode in the first place

[winged jacinth]

i like this bit because the flash is like... the only one with a good secret identity

like being a reporter is a pretty bad one people are paying attention to you

just have a normal ass job

i like it for spider-man but only because hes really busy so selling pictures of spider-man is a good source of quick cash

[opaque coyote]

I mean I think Superman also has a good secret identity

Like ironically enough I think his disguise is good.

Because like, you see this farmboy working

Sure you see him built like a brick house

But at the same time, the dude trips down the stairs at times

Does good journal work though

Like being a reporter gives him an excuse to actually investigate crime and shit

Without y'know, needing to investigate in full spandex

[dapper gyro]

With all of the power he has, he shouldn't need to investigate things at all.

[opaque coyote]

tbh I think it's selective because like

You suddenly try using the super hearing

and then you just hear the sounds of the city

cars beeping, horns honking, people talking all at once

like ofc he isn't gonna like

keep it on all the time

[dapper gyro]

The dude literally flow into orbit so he can hear people needing help all over the world...

He can single out sounds.

[opaque coyote]

i have no idea how but true

[dapper gyro]

He can also choose how many wall he wants to see through.

[winged jacinth]

i just mean like, people who read the paper know who clark kent is and what his face looks like

[opaque coyote]

unless if it's lined with lead

[dapper gyro]

He can do some insanely stupid shit.

[winged jacinth]

you'd probably want a job where that wasnt the case

[opaque coyote]

yeah i just attribute that to

writing

cause like if it was realistic he would probably be able to just

catch every criminal

[winged jacinth]

superman consistent abilities challenge

[opaque coyote]

💀

[winged jacinth]

i want a dc series where its revealed that the friction from all the super speed movement is contributing to global warming

[dapper gyro]

Anything can block X ray if it is thick enough.

Lead blocks it because it is dense.

[winged jacinth]

superman is destroying the ozone layer by blasting through it every day

[opaque coyote]

I think my favorite scene was actually with Martin Manhunter. This is from the DC animated universe.

They tried to get him to find somebody by reading people's minds.

Turns out that reading people's thoughts aren't good since he starts hearing the daily selfish thoughts we have.

[winged jacinth]

thats why you have to do it D&D style and read their minds secretly while openly interrogating them

[dapper gyro]

So with all of the radiation from the X ray vision that Supe used to see through a fucking city... half of the population gets cancer.

[opaque coyote]

And he just hears like

Everyone's thoughts

around him.

at once.

And he basically undergoes a mental breakdown

[winged jacinth]

i wonder what the limits are to superman's glowing eyes

[opaque coyote]

It's actually a pretty goated episode, especially with how they actually resolved his crisis

[winged jacinth]

he can produce at least visible light to xray spectrum

laser eyes and xray vision should be the same power

[dapper gyro]

Also, M1 Abram has uranium armour, which is way denser than lead, yet the dude can see through it...

[opaque coyote]

tbh I think they are. It's just the different level of control

Since canonically he can like

literally laser inside your brain

somehow

[winged jacinth]

they would be hes just shooting photons out his eyes

[opaque coyote]

And control it to such a fine point that he can like

temporarily disable parts of your brain

[winged jacinth]

xray vision itself doesnt make a whole lot of sense theres a reason we put xray film on the other side of the thing we're imaging

[opaque coyote]

He does it to Chester Black, and temporarily disabled his psychic powers because of it

[dapper gyro]

I mean, controlling all of that power so he can live normally is the actual superpower.

[opaque coyote]

But he also implies (and threaten due to him PRETENDING to be evil)

that he could've literally just lobotomized him

"Focus through your pupil like a scapel. Instant lobotomy."

[winged jacinth]

stylish but pretty unnecessary for a guy that can just poke a finger through your head

[shadow plover]

I believe you are thinking about the depleted uranium ammunition, their armour isn't that

[winged jacinth]

oh god depleted uranium armor would be an ecological catastrophe

tankers would be getting cancer at unprecedented rates

[dapper gyro]

Btw, in the JLA, Manhunter is the second or third physically strongest in the team.

[opaque coyote]

Tbf, he was literally trying to prove a point on how scary he would be if he broke his philosophy

lemme find the scene

[winged jacinth]

depleted uranium ammo is bad enough

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU7fk9Zgkz4

Keep in mind, he's acting the entire time

Like this is him basically pulling out his full actor chops for this.

[winged jacinth]

im sorry i really dont care supermans powers are basically his imagination

hence why he can carry a building without it falling apart

[opaque coyote]

Yup. Unless if you use a red lamp.

Or a green rock.

[dapper gyro]

I have very bad news for you...

[opaque coyote]

You can also turn him gay by using the pink version

It's still canon btw

Like it never got decanonized

[dapper gyro]

Uranium armour is what designed to defeat uranium ammunition.

[winged jacinth]

there was an experimental program that put depleted uranium forward armor on 5 tanks that was discontinued

[opaque coyote]

Basically, his greatest power is that he's still humble at the end of the day.

[winged jacinth]

they defeat DU with chobham style reactive armor

[opaque coyote]

oh yeah also kryptonite can make him high

[dapper gyro]

@shadow plover The depleted uranium alloy of the M1 has been described as "arranged in a type of armour matrix"[20] and a single module as a "stainless-steel shell surrounding a layer (probably an inch or two thick) of depleted uranium, woven into a wire-mesh blanket".[21]

Welcome to the modern warfare.

[winged jacinth]

depleted uranium is hard and dense but its completely incompatible with all of our active armor technologies and extremely hazardous to be around

[opaque coyote]

@winged jacinth silver specifically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53EHLA1u6PE

[dapper gyro]

Chobham has uranium in it!

[winged jacinth]

chobham isnt even metal

[dapper gyro]

The "style" is composite layering, the materials in it are another.

[opaque coyote]

“Oh no, Superman got high. Time to go to Dinosaur Island while he plays video games in the Watchtower.”

I love comics sometimes

[dapper gyro]

You never see a recent battle tank then... to say something made with layers of metal "not even metal"...

[opaque coyote]

tank

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-meme-spin-tank-gif-4023090852990224147

[winged jacinth]

the modern abrams armor is ceramic reactive chobham

they did trial metal modules but at least the DU one is long discontinued per the EPA

[dapper gyro]

Chobham is non reactive... are you high my man.

[winged jacinth]

it is a reactive armor, be it a non explosive one

[shadow plover]

I mean you don't have to tell me about modern warfare, I've been to an Abrams and I'm a tanker myself. Frankly the ceramic armours of American tanks were never expanded on for us so it is kind of a surprise they used uranium at some point for some variants of chobham armour

[winged jacinth]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-explosive_reactive_armor

im finding conflicting information about DU plates in certain areas like the turret rear

or wait the backing of the turret armor sandwiches

[dapper gyro]

Because it is supposed to stay as a secret.

By which, we don't know the thickness of each material, nor the actual effectiveness. They only give a number and the rest are up to people to estimate.

It is why it is so important to capture a tank.

[winged jacinth]

all the DU info is old and i wouldnt be surprised if it was phased out given what we've learned from areas where DU munitions were used

but it was indeed integrated at one point

[dapper gyro]

That's what it means to be "layered"...

[winged jacinth]

what the fuck are you talking about it was never in contention that the armor was layered

[dapper gyro]

You say what now?

[winged jacinth]

it does seem that at one point they integrated DU into some of the arrays at one point in development

NERA doesnt work unless its layered

thats the whole idea of it

i just didnt think it included a DU layer because thats insane

but i guess we didnt really know until we did studies in the aftermath of desert storm how bad it was

its insanely teratogenic

[dapper gyro]

Then why you wrote this?

[winged jacinth]

because i understood it to be layered nonmetals?

which it almost entirely is

[dapper gyro]

🤨

[shadow plover]

Chobham is just a catch-all term for layered armour which can be made of different materials, not just metals

[winged jacinth]

you know about ceramics right

[dapper gyro]

Yes

[winged jacinth]

metal is a pretty poor material for NERA except for tensile layers

[dapper gyro]

It is SiC, similar to the current body armour.

[winged jacinth]

metal is good at propagating shockwaves which is the opposite of what you want

[dapper gyro]

There is also B4C, which is more cost effective.

It is still the outer layers, back layers and others for the structural integrity of the armour.

[dapper gyro]

We know that there are many versions and revisions of it and each tank model has some differences. Pretty much all nato use Chobham, but it is very clear that not all of them have the same protection.

[opaque coyote]

also

"During the first crusade, the Knights Templar found a demonic artifact sealed within the bowels of Jerusalem. Their hearts, filled with greed and slaughterlust, were too weak to resist and they rounded up the people of Jerusalem and sacrificed them to the artifact. The hungry orb greedily drank the lifebloods of the captives until it grew bloated with dark power. Then the sky and earth split and a burning gate to the hellish planes manifested itself. For their heresy the Templars were rewarded and transformed into monstrously powerful Heresiarchs to lead the armies of the damned in the war against all creation."

[shadow plover]

It do be like that

[winter vessel]

I've been delving into my scripture again in regards to what is taken from it to Trench Crusade. Specifically the 77 towers that are part of New Antioch's perimeter wall

[shadow plover]

afaik there are surprisingly many pretty obscure things referenced to so far

personally I have little to no idea of most of that stuff but I've heard it from people more familiar with the subject

[vagrant fox]

Iirc doubles of 7 show up a few times

[winter vessel]

the biggest one i can defer to is Psalm 77, which i think is very in line with the relationship the Faithful shares with Him in this setting.

from my scripture. in 77: 1 to 3 It reads as follows " I cried out to God with my Voice and he gave ear to me. In the day of my trouble i sought the Lord; my hand was stretched out in the night without ceasing, I remembered God, and was Troubled; I complained and my spirit was overwhelmed. Selah

[vagrant fox]

7 alone shows up a lot as well and as I recall is a holy number

[winter vessel]

yes. it is very much associated with God. from the beginning of creation. the 7 Holy virtues in contrast to the 7 deadly sins. as well as the seven seals

6 being Luci's shtick

but going back, I do like the idea of Psalm 77:1-20 being the main reference to the 77 towers and new Antioch as a whole. TLDR version, it is a Psalm of Lament. One who cries out to God in anguish and confusion as to why they must suffer in the face of adversity. It begins in distress but it gradually turns to remembrance of the Lord's works, followed by reassurance through faith, and eventually Trust in Him.

[opaque coyote]

wowza this sounds like they've actually...

d

done their research on religions???

also

[winter vessel]

and that cycles out perfectly with the relationship of humanity has with the Almighty

[opaque coyote]

betting 15 fps

[winter vessel]

at least those who have faith in Him

[opaque coyote]

tbf god in general is actually pretty pro-humanity in trench crusade

although he did literally like

wipe out an entire town didn't he?

although tbf if he's based off of the biblical god, his retributions are often uh

well there's a reason why awesome originally just meant terrifying

[shadow plover]

it's unclear what happened, if they were wiped out, ascended, saved, or whatever. It's just stated that "the city of x is no more" or something along those lines

[dusky scroll]

The fact that Tyranids have a hivemind. How did people/characters in Books/stories learned about it?

[opaque coyote]

actually more terrifying than if they just said "They're all dead"

we just

don't know

[vagrant fox]

"The English word "Christ," if we use a simple system where the letter "a" is equal to 1, "b" is two and so on to "z" being equal to 26, adds to 77. C is equal to 3, h is 8, r is 18, i is 9, s is 19 and t is 20 or 3 + 8 + 18 + 9 + 19 + 20 or 77."

It's multilayered

[opaque coyote]

gaming

[shadow plover]

again, year 77

14 divided by two is also 7

[winter vessel]

i actually have a good reference to Argos being "taken by God and it is no more"

[opaque coyote]

Yeah 7 is basically a number for completion/perfection in the bible

6 by it's nature is incomplete, imperfect

falling short of the divine

humanity was created in the 6th day, and the two humans got kicked out of the garden (tm)

[winter vessel]

in the book of Genesis. it speaks of a man named Enoch. from chapter 5:21-24 it reads as follows "When Enoch had lived 65 years, he became the father of Methuselah. After he became the father of Methuselah, Enoch walked faithfully with God 300 years and had other sons and daughters. Altogether, Enoch lived a total of 365 years. Enoch walked faithfully with God; then he was no more, because God took him away."

[opaque coyote]

tbf i think it's still left ambigious what type of God is

well

God

they're just God

either way i think he might be slightly disappointed because we literally

opened up hell

because we were too murderous in his name

in trench crusade at least

I can imagine the sigh of disappointment LMAO

[winter vessel]

its interesting as well, because on various accounts of Enoch, he didn't die, but was just taken to be with God

[opaque coyote]

There's a reason why Heaven is referred to as "eternal life"

The after life

etc.

It's just a continuation of existence, except with God.

[arctic talon]

Someone made the terrible decision of looking inside a nids head

[opaque coyote]

Therefore "taken"

[arctic talon]

lol

Also most people don't know

about the hivemind

a vast majority of people don't

most imperials think nids are dumb animals

[opaque coyote]

"Ayo bro there's nothing ins-"

billions of voices overlapping "AYO WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

psyker goes insane

[arctic talon]

mfw you expect to hear one mind

Quadrillions

instead

your brain explodes

you die

[queen laurel]

turns out looking in the mind of a alien is not the best idea

[vagrant fox]

Titus being a goofy ass Mulder about the hive mind

[arctic talon]

but yeah most psykers who uh

tried

died

LOL

There's a few known psykers who've survived it

but most of them got crippled or had other horrific things happen

[shadow plover]

my boy Tigurius

[winter vessel]

TC in general fascinates me on what they take, speaking as a Non-denominational. even if they aren't as versed in Theology or if its their background. it is 1 thing to "know" but another thing to "understand"

[vagrant fox]

Who else than Mephiston got out of it fine?

[shadow plover]

Tigurius

[vagrant fox]

Ah, yeah, I misremembered a bit

[dusky scroll]

Ah! That actually got answered! Thanks!
There was a discussion going on about bible and Christianity. So, I kinda' didn't want to interfere.

Other than the fact that Tyranids are hive mind, no other information was retrieved? Like, their goal or origin or whatever new lore?

[vagrant fox]

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1aljryy/excerpt_multiple_the_hatred_of_the_hive_mind_long/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[winter vessel]

Trench Crusade. but more so what it takes out of gospel

[arctic talon]

nope

[vagrant fox]

There's some excerpts

[arctic talon]

Tigerus's head almost fucking blew up

and anyone else who has tried

also has had their head almost blow up

[dusk patrol]

Tbh a lot have but Tigurius is unique for managing to pierce through it

And Mephiston for what he can still do despite it

Tigurius is the most wild example because he directly pierced through a full on hive fleets Shadow

He passed out for weeks after but it worked and reinforcements arrived

For most basic psykers it debilitates them severely, often killing or breaking their minds

[storm jungle]

Man hes so cool

[shadow plover]

He's not gonna fuck you Dil

[storm jungle]

Yeah I know I was being sarcastic

[storm jungle]

I also got better tastes than uhhhh

Generic OP space marine character no.392

[shadow plover]

I know but I wanted to make your sarcasm backfire

[storm jungle]

It didnt 😔

[dusk patrol]

I’m not convinced Dil actually likes any 40k character so it’s ok

That’s basically high praise from her

[storm jungle]

Its okay for me to just not like stuff sometimes.

You dont need to be so upset about it

and thats alright

[dusk patrol]

I’m not, I expect it

[storm jungle]

Thats good, proud of ya

[dusk patrol]

It’s just literally every character so sarcastic praise is basically a love letter for Tigurius

[storm jungle]

I mean its Tigurius

what am I suppose to say lol

[shadow plover]

it's my favourite old man yelling at clouds person

[summer mural]

do gargants have like a hero type unit

[shadow plover]

the clouds are tyranids

[storm jungle]

He had a brain haemorrhage 😔

[summer mural]

because its brodd, and a bunch of individual gargants with different stats or roles

I dunno how they actually make their armies

[queen laurel]

no but they do have renown mercenaries

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

[queen laurel]

but basically every mega gargant is your hero

[summer mural]

so whos like their low tier unit( for a gargant) mancrusher gargants?

[queen laurel]

yes

man crushers

[dusk patrol]

Let’s ask you:

[storm jungle]

Okay but this still literally applies to you too

[shadow plover]

you two are a boomer couple

[dusk patrol]

Yes I agreed

[storm jungle]

Evey time I say some bad statement you get upset

[storm jungle]

We are honestly

Im the type of guy to kill this man by pushing him down some stairs

[dusk patrol]

I wish at least I would maybe like get some chores done around the house

[summer mural]

I like the gargants a lot tbh, they seem similar to ogres

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOpFc9mZrzs

[queen laurel]

I mean yeah

[storm jungle]

Best I can do is drop a toaster when you are taking a bath

[queen laurel]

they're big they eat things

[dusk patrol]

I’ll take it

[storm jungle]

so dont worry

[queen laurel]

and because of their size they can basically

Do everything they want

most of the time

[dusk patrol]

Yeah there’s no standard issue lol

Just whatever big guns they’d had nearby when they made it

Or whatever crazy idea the Big Mek had

“What if gun that fires Grots at Mach 10?”

[summer mural]

nice

[dusk patrol]

Or wait nvm wrong gargant

[summer mural]

so far bonereapers and gargants are my fav

in aos

still not clear about gargant hierarchy, but whatever

like is a kraken eater a stronger unit on paper than a gatebreaker

[queen laurel]

they are usually considered the oldest type of gargant but

some really old guys can still like you know pursue being warstomper

[summer mural]

I guess this is..some kinda hierarchy

[storm jungle]

Biggest man with biggest stick leads

its caveman rules

[dusk patrol]

Biggest mouth wins

He can eat biggest thing

[dusk patrol]

It’s a Mukbang based society

[summer mural]

OH GOD THAT IMAGE HAS WORDS

i cant read

[dusk patrol]

Crazy

[queen laurel]

the heel is the boss

[summer mural]

yes

[dusk patrol]

Damn

[queen laurel]

the under heel is the big boss

[dusk patrol]

It’s a wrestling based hierarchy

[shadow plover]

these terms rule

toeing the line

hell yeah

[summer mural]

under the heel is other mega gargants who couldnt out gargant the heel

[dusk patrol]

So when he becomes the leader is it called a Heel turn?

Does he suplex the previous leader?

[queen laurel]

footlsloggas which is the

[summer mural]

do gargants have magic

[queen laurel]

basic infantry

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-german-suplex-bobby-lashley-wwe-royal-rumble-gif-25769834

[queen laurel]

no

[summer mural]

good

I hate magic

[queen laurel]

only really cracking eaters that put in effort

in learning magical tools

[dusk patrol]

Two gargants deciding whose leader

[queen laurel]

they don't actually cast magic because that thing is

finniki

[summer mural]

admittedly, lore of the stomp would be cool

summon massive club that just falls on the enemy ranks

its not even smashed on them, it just falls from the sky

[queen laurel]

Well you don't really need magic if you're physically strong enough to humble monsters with nothing but your bare hands

[summer mural]

also whats the regiments of renown thing

do they have other race regiments

[queen laurel]

they are either noteworthy units or

very special individuals

[dusk patrol]

Basically named dudes

Often with special rules

[queen laurel]

for example a renowned individual for the kraken eater is bundo whale biter

[dusk patrol]

Often have a little lore blurb attached to them

[queen laurel]

yeah

[summer mural]

oh so they're individual gargants

[queen laurel]

only for gargants a regiment

of renown for

other factions can be like a special units

[summer mural]

yeah

like rugluds armored orcs

and half the ogre roster

[celest dome]

Have you played Total War Warhammer ?

[summer mural]

yes

[queen laurel]

they are basically the same

Special units individuals you name it

[celest dome]

It's basically the same thing, the RoR are named groups that often (but not always) have additional rules

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are like probably the most simple "faction" with the most basic unit functions across all warhammer settings

[summer mural]

I know what regiments of renown are, Im just asking in the context of gargants, do they not have like..a unit thats a group

[dusk patrol]

They’re special versions of a generic unit you can buy generally

[queen laurel]

no they don't

[dusk patrol]

Or named character versions of a generic one

[summer mural]

cool

[celest dome]

The whole army of Gargant are individual Gargant that move on their own

[summer mural]

thats nice

imagine being a bretonnian peasant

"oh yeah for ze lady, charge that"

[dusk patrol]

They’d probably ask how the hell they got here from the Old World

[queen laurel]

thank goodness they won't have to deal with it

[summer mural]

its a bretonnian peasant, would they even realize they're in aos

[dusk patrol]

And why they’re talking like a noble

Nobles have French accents, peasants are cockney ridiculous accents

[summer mural]

also, ive been liking pancreasnoworks videos

they are structured and funny

also cover a good chunk of topics

[queen laurel]

they are good

[summer mural]

luetin puts me to actual sleep

im not even kidding i woke up one day and his video was playing on my earphones from a night ago

fyreslayers vs a stomp

id pay money to watch that animated

[storm jungle]

People play that off as an upside usually tbh.

[summer mural]

it is

ive done it too

his info is not bad at all

[storm jungle]

Its good when he stays on topic

[queen laurel]

Yeah honestly that's the only problem i have with him like this guy can yap for so long he can stretch a video about 10 ork guns to one hour

[summer mural]

its just, man made a video about dreadnoughts and started by doing a very accurate and informative breakdown about the origins of space marines for 30 minutes

[storm jungle]

yeah I dont watch him to fall asleep so he kinda just dropped for me

[queen laurel]

yeah I wouldn't even mind some extra dialogue here and there to spice it but there's extra dialogue then there's dialogue that is like adding modifications by ork standards

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[summer mural]

you can take kragnos in a sons of behemat army?

doesnt brodd hate kragnos

[queen laurel]

you can take him on any destruction army

[storm jungle]

well does your army have Brodd

[queen laurel]

yes

but

some gargants follow him

[summer mural]

you can probably not tell brodd, he wont notice

[queen laurel]

he is literally personified as a personification of destruction

you can bring him on literally every destruction army

[storm jungle]

Yeah its the normal AOS thing of factions that hate each other can team up because they hate someone more too

people assume everyone in-universe gets along in their own factions for some reason when thats like extremely far from the truth lol

[queen laurel]

yeah like the grand alliance of order is the most coherent but you know you blink and they will kill each other if their interests misaligned even just a little bit

[storm jungle]

Its a satire of how everyone IRL wants to kill each other

bravo james!

[queen laurel]

To be fair order is not the best because really

[summer mural]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[queen laurel]

Daughters of Khaine

[storm jungle]

Yeah but they are hot so they get a pass

[queen laurel]

larmoth will agree with you unfortunately and i can do nothing

[summer mural]

idoneth deepkin are my fav elf faction across all 3 settings

[dusk patrol]

The issue is YouTubers trying to be “entertaining” you get shit like Wes

And his stupid hair

[storm jungle]

I dont really hate Luetin is the thing I just dislike his content so I dont watch him. Same with Wes.

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-vince-mcmahon-donald-wwe-bobby-lashley-gif-22140209

[storm jungle]

guh-

[dusk patrol]

Me when I get ahold of Wes

[summer mural]

you like ian dont you?

iirc

[storm jungle]

Yeah but like

liking Ian is like saying you like chocolate

its not exactly a mindblowing new statement

He just tells lore, cites sources both in-universe and IRL etc, hes just a lexicanum but a person and does the job really well.

Luetin just... yaps too much. Which im glad if people like, its just not for me.

[dusk patrol]

My only complaint with Ian is all his thumbnails look like someone is holding a gun to his head making him take the photo

But taking thumbnail photos always seems like the dumbest shit ever based off all things I’ve heard about it

[storm jungle]

The fact that he even made a video mocking himself about it kinda sells it lol

[dusk patrol]

Just “soy face”

[storm jungle]

But yeah I prefer ones where hes just smiling at looking at the camera like a history teacher thats gonna have fun about the subject hes gonna talk about

and less uhh whats said above lol

[dusk patrol]

Damn 125 billion views

[storm jungle]

Moving up in the world....

[dusk patrol]

He’s huge in Turkey

[summer mural]

turkiye

with the accent

[storm jungle]

His mustache is not good enough

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-türk-homelander-türk-milliyetçisi-türk-kahraman-yurtsever-gif-15085610499242363624

[storm jungle]

✋

[summer mural]

vought propoganda is so based

gw could learn a thing or two

[queen laurel]

the GW slop youtuber kit special

[storm jungle]

Lmao fuck off

[summer mural]

seraphon dont seem v popular

[storm jungle]

Its mostly because he doesnt really try to be

[storm jungle]

LMAO

I still dont get how someone can give a speech for 25 hours

he looks no different from when he finished to having started it eiter

[summer mural]

havent met my mother eh?

[opaque coyote]

I think the wackiest thing is how he had it all related

Like every speech was actually on topic

[storm jungle]

Yeah this man has more conviction than most people on this planet do lol

[arctic talon]

Brickys new video is actually good for lore

Dear god

[storm jungle]

oh god

[arctic talon]

Oh yeah

[storm jungle]

now that means I have to watch it

guh-

[arctic talon]

The fillabuster

Not the most horrifyingly long one

But the prep he did for it is kind of nuts

He was dehydrating himself

The day before

[storm jungle]

Yeah honestly again legit commendable

it helps that all his points are also very good lol

[opaque coyote]

The previous record holder for longest speech held in the history of the USA Government had to resort to reciting green eggs and ham I believe

[dusk patrol]

I still don’t buy he didn’t take some “candy” but the dude was a athlete in college so

[summer mural]

also, archaons dorghar model seems to be missing a slaanesh head

[dusk patrol]

Not too shocking

[storm jungle]

Hes a politician so can be either way lol

[storm jungle]

I think the guy was against civil rights or something

[arctic talon]

He did

He had little milk tablet thingies

Like throat candies ig

[storm jungle]

Yeah theres no other way you can give a fucking speech that long without it

"throat candies"

💀

[summer mural]

cocaine pretty sure

[arctic talon]

Nah

Nose candy is for the bathroom

[storm jungle]

Cocaine would have made him act more erratic

[opaque coyote]

Yeah he was basically doing a filibuster against Civil Rights.

Power of racism

[storm jungle]

you can KINDA see him veering off by the end but its more emotional more than tweaking

[dusk patrol]

There’s a furniture place in DC who take senators and other officials chairs and couches in for repairs

[opaque coyote]

And yet his record was beaten by somebody the previous record holder would've

Disliked to say the least

[dusk patrol]

Allegedly the three most common things they find: drugs, cash, condoms

[storm jungle]

The party dust

[dusk patrol]

Also if you ever have a chance to go to the lunch room they have in DC for the aides to senators and whatever

It’s like you’re in a super model convention

Guys and girls

Hottest fucking people you’ve ever seen

It’s wild

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

they're probably sleeping with each other too

and their bosses

[dusk patrol]

“I should run for congress.”

[dusk patrol]

There’s a lot of fucking I’m sure

My platform would be on corruption and wanting to get bad bitches

Also drugs, bribes

[storm jungle]

Theres always something appealing about fucking someone you hate so

[dusk patrol]

I have a price, and it’s lower than you would think

[storm jungle]

this is how we heal the political divide

through the exchange of bodily fluids

[arctic talon]

Ngl, at least I’d respect the honesty

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-strangelove-comedy-drama-cigar-general-gif-3398422

[dusk patrol]

“Power is the best aphrodisiac.” Is not an inaccurate quote.

That’s why Tony banging all those baddies halfway makes sense

Also they were all insane but

[summer mural]

I mean

trump exists

[storm jungle]

Ok but

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/come-trump-donald-trump-gif-6974368943521003857

[storm jungle]

he looks like a rotten tangerine

[dusk patrol]

Trump wasn’t even that ugly when he was younger tbh

[storm jungle]

AUAGHH-

Also yeah he was handsome like most yuppies

now though uh yeah

[dusk patrol]

He’s old now but yeah he’s old

[storm jungle]

I think the throat vagina he has doesnt help

[dusk patrol]

High class hookahs gotta eat too

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-you-say-whats-that-again-sorry-i-didnt-hear-you-donald-trump-gif-18024713410201828557

[queen laurel]

Why are you insulting rotten tangerines

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[pine wedge]

that's so real of him though

[dusk patrol]

Not wrong

[pine wedge]

everyone knows how the thumbnail game works but i respect the people who begrudgingly play it the most

[dusk patrol]

I prefer the “boomer dad face” thumbnails for him

[pine wedge]

someone like mr. beast who aggressively makes a science out of it without a hint of shame or self-awareness is much worse

[storm jungle]

Like I said I also appreciate the fact that he admits he does it but tries not to make it like the most obnoxious clickbait thumbnail ever.

[storm jungle]

God his face is like-

legit creeps me out

its like hes smiling but its the most fucking soulless thing ever

[arctic talon]

Mr beast feels terrifying

[storm jungle]

^

[pine wedge]

bro doesnt know how to smile with his eyes

[arctic talon]

There’s nothing

Behind those eyes

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

It’s an actual fucking charisma void

[queen laurel]

And like he used to be just like some random decent guy that used his money for people or something now

[storm jungle]

Im not even memeing its fucking unsettling

[queen laurel]

he genuinely feels like a robot

[arctic talon]

Not really

[queen laurel]

designed to just like

[sacred ginkgo]

He sold his soul for that platform and money a long time ago

[arctic talon]

He’s always felt creepy to me

[storm jungle]

To be fair

he wasnt creepy when he was just counting numbers infront of a PC

[opaque coyote]

Cat

[queen laurel]

You know what I mean back in the day yeah he was creepy but at least he did pay for some treatments of people here and there

But now there is nothing in those eyes not even a hint of

humanity

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[dusk patrol]

Tbh I think he’s just terrible in front of the camera

[pine wedge]

i also have a youtube channel but i enjoy making really shitty thumbnails that are like post-irony clickbait

[arctic talon]

Mr beast?

Maybe

I’ve never met him irl nor do I have the desire to

[dusk patrol]

He’s definitely creepy but he’s kinda always been that way in his videos

[queen laurel]

back then he had some semblance of humanity

now

[opaque coyote]

Now I got a message for all you liberals out there. You want my gun? My firearm?! Come take it from me. Just walk through my door! Come into my home, and take it from me! With your weak, soft... liberal, girlish hands... Just try to put those hands on me! Those soft liberal hands... Put them on me! On my body! Just slowly... gently... dragging your fingers up and down my arm giving me goosebumps...

[queen laurel]

an iron hand will beat him on an emotional contest

10 out of 10 times

[summer mural]

COCAINE?

[storm jungle]

I LOCKED 10 PLANETARY GOVERNORS IN A ROOM TO SEE WHAT THEY'D DO

[dusk patrol]

I don’t like him but it’s also weird how much people want him to fail, he’s so low on the most fucked up tuber lists

[storm jungle]

I mean

[opaque coyote]

Die because they don't have their daily dose of rejuv

[storm jungle]

hes a rich person

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

i dont think its weird to want to see him fail

[queen laurel]

Honestly he looks like a champion of slannesh

luring you in with promises of money

[storm jungle]

I dont really care either way so lol

[queen laurel]

then he devours your soul

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but people don’t give a fuck about like Markiplier

[sacred ginkgo]

He looks like he is thinking about how to kill who he’s smiling at

[storm jungle]

I mean

Markiplier is Markiplier

[arctic talon]

Vanus assassin ass statement

[storm jungle]

Weshammer ahhh

[sacred ginkgo]

You could replace those eyes with glass and see no difference

[opaque coyote]

I am gonna be honest here.

If I became rich, the only news worthy thing would be like

"Rich man accidentally makes offensive joke while drunk"

And

Like

That's it

I would rest on my laurels

[dusk patrol]

I would pay to have all of you mildly inconvenienced

There would be agents who would make the lines a little longer

Or buy all your favorite food at a place before you get there

So you have to go with your second option

[opaque coyote]

...

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

[queen laurel]

yeah for that i wouldn't mind them putting you in the gas chamber

[storm jungle]

Paying people to make more dumb r40klore posts to ruin my day incase I scroll through the subreddit is crazy

[pine wedge]

I Helped 1,000 Heretics Find Salvation As Servitors!

[raven stone]

Ello chat

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/shabbat-shalom-shalom-shabbat-hebrew-hammer-hebrew-gif-10393257

[raven stone]

Ah I see it’s time to dump on Mr Beast lol

[arctic talon]

Whoopsie

[dusk patrol]

Pay for upvotes to all the primarch posts

Downvote anything else

[arctic talon]

Do you think the power armor heels are more comfortable to wear then actual heels

[opaque coyote]

The tale of the Noble Son: Beastius the 3rd.

He often goes to the underhives and entices people with rewards. A free uplifting.

But those who are wise know to not draw his attention. Because the games he plays are most cruel...

[arctic talon]

I’d like to assume so

[dusk patrol]

I hope so

[summer mural]

yeah ia gree

power armor doesnt seem uncomfortable per se

[queen laurel]

i mean it kinda has to be because

[summer mural]

just heavy

[queen laurel]

that's power armour

[raven stone]

Yea I think the armour will compensate

[queen laurel]

You would probably want it to be comfortable enough that a soldier won't complain about it every day

[dusk patrol]

Marines are conditioned to love it so there’s that

[storm jungle]

All power-armor has an inbuilt function that jerks you off

[dusk patrol]

And it’s like a second skin for them

[dusk patrol]

I already have an inbuilt jerk off function though

[opaque coyote]

Victoria's secret.

Nah, more like Celestine's secret

[raven stone]

For all the talk about IoM being backwards tech wise, their stuff is still pretty damned advanced.

[dusk patrol]

[pine wedge]

like those villains in the patience kys backstory who buy orphans and have them hunted for sport or smth

[queen laurel]

that explains why you are such a jerk

[summer mural]

Celestine's secret

[raven stone]

Endorsed by the Ecclesiarchy no less

[dusk patrol]

I will always love her name is literally Patience Kill Yourself

[opaque coyote]

Greyfax "investigating" every store for no reason in particular

[storm jungle]

RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[dusk patrol]

Tbf it’s downvoted

[storm jungle]

Its 11 minutes old

[raven stone]

Nah, she can always use “investigating potential heresy”
She is Ordo Hereticus, everything has potential for hiding heresy.

[storm jungle]

death

[dusk patrol]

I wish I could gatekeep 40k harder

[pine wedge]

they're on the right track. yes the imperium are idiots. now you're getting it

[arctic talon]

People need to be forced to read the core rulebook lore

[dusk patrol]

At gunpoint

[storm jungle]

Why havent Space Marines not killed all the aliens? Are they stupid?

[arctic talon]

The imperium is a psychotic death cult lol

[pine wedge]

bingo

[storm jungle]

Why havent the high lords fixed the Imperium? Are they stupid?

[summer mural]

those are unrelated

[storm jungle]

Why hasnt Guilliman sucked my cock yet? Is he gay?

[dusk patrol]

Why don’t this character do optimal thing I thought of because I have outside knowledge of the universe?

[summer mural]

that is not unrelated

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222200485115985921/1315841171611844669/jeff.gif

[dusk patrol]

Explain

REDDIT EXPLAIN

[opaque coyote]

Pretty much.

Except it's just Mr. Beastius going

"I KIDNAPPED 100 UNDERHIVERS AND MADE THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH. WHOEVER IS THE LAST ONE ALIVE GETS TO BECOME A NOBLE!"

[storm jungle]

the worst part is when they "explain" and its like the most dumbest replies ever

[queen laurel]

another day way for Dilara to suffer

[storm jungle]

fucking MCU ahh top comments

"Guess you didnt see that lore answer coming! Haha!"

AUGHHH

[pine wedge]

if it annoys you so much, why do you keep reading it

[arctic talon]

Rogue trader story events be like

[raven stone]

Use my explanation:
(1) Emperor did not want to be treated as a god at all (in spite of current policies) when he was around during Crusade Era.
(2) Normal human psykers are potential demonic gateways if they lose control.
(3) Points (1) and (2) means 40k Era IoM has to “justify” Emperor as a god instead of a psyker.

[storm jungle]

Because its an addiction

what else

[arctic talon]

She’s a glutton for punishment

[storm jungle]

and SOMETIMES

JUST SOMETIMES

theres a good post

[opaque coyote]

"I'm almost enjoying my anger" aah

[dusk patrol]

Mfw I know the lore answer but the dumbfuck answer got there sooner so the actual answer to the question is buried halfway down.

[queen laurel]

Because hank she's a Dark eldar

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-3937562841362806777

[storm jungle]

Real.

[arctic talon]

Literally you

[storm jungle]

Literally lmao

[opaque coyote]

But Dilara. I need to know whether Primarchs pee

[summer mural]

they dont?

[celest dome]

Same thing I do about the Steam forums

[queen laurel]

yeah right Dark Eldar save it for the judge you dinosaur fossil

[raven stone]

I mean in this case there is at least a line of logic to it, unlike the Imperium’a actual idiotic moments.

[plush mason]

sometimes you just have to watch the dumpster burn

[storm jungle]

THEY FUCKING SHOT THEM

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE

[sacred ginkgo]

Except there is literally never anything good there

[raven stone]

Tax payer funded lol.

[plush mason]

i looked into the imperium's economy once, its comically broken

[queen laurel]

hehe she's mad

[dusk patrol]

“How do marines get their supplies?” Is my favorite

Like mfer, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SETTING?!

[summer mural]

is this a good time to bring up centigor milk?

[storm jungle]

JUST READ THE GODDAMN LEXICANUM

[dusk patrol]

Do these guys ask how the Navy SEALs get their bullets?!

[pine wedge]

be me
underhiver
dirt poor. never seen sunlight. eat goop.
kidnapped.jpeg
what the feth
taken upspire
ow shit sunlight hurts
fancy lookin people yap to me in high gothic
no idea.wav
some other underhiver cunts are there.
hate them all. they try to eat my goop always.
gotta fight them. no problem
over the next 3 days, kill and kill and kill
last hiver standing
get to be a noble
neat.rar
dunno what that is
immediately assassinated by a rival house during a trade dispute
mfw

[dusk patrol]

“How does army have tank”

[arctic talon]

Female beastmen presumably have milk yes

[raven stone]

Remember, all economies of 40k faction all work on the concept of “narrators pulling resources out of thin air because space and warp are both infinite.”

[arctic talon]

What about it

[storm jungle]

Also really unrelated one but I gotta get this off my chest as the last reddit topic:

I legit do not understand like

this dumbass obsession

[dusk patrol]

It’s a good time for me to bring up my foot in your ass

[storm jungle]

with the Lucier Blacks

[arctic talon]

carapace, hotshot

[storm jungle]

jesus christ

THEY DONT EVEN HAVE AN ARTWORK OR ANY VISUAL REPRESENTATION

[arctic talon]

People weirdly latch onto stuff

[storm jungle]

Unless you count like 1-2 fucking book mention

[plush mason]

oh i mean the whole "no standardized currency" bit

[dusk patrol]

It always comes in waves, they get brought up a week or two ago back and probably came up in some loretuber video

So there’s gonna be posts on them for a week or two

[queen laurel]

they latch into lucifer blacks like how a parasite's latch into you

[opaque coyote]

The Imperial economy is basically held together through

Delusion

Hope

And the trillions of Administratium workers who wish they could die, but literally aren't allowed to.

[storm jungle]

Yeah its the shit I hate the most, like people should know theres a lot of Imperial Guard regiments that get the honor of standing guard duty in the palace lol

[plush mason]

yup

[storm jungle]

Im pretty sure its nothing beyond "they got a cool name"

[arctic talon]

They do have a

Somewhat cool name

[summer mural]

nah

[dusk patrol]

You can unironically track how it goes form like, Imaginary40k art, to 40klore, to grimdank, and then it’ll trickle into the discords I’m in

It’s like clock work

[summer mural]

lucifer blacks is too edgy as a name

[opaque coyote]

Cool name

[dusk patrol]

Right @opaque coyote

[summer mural]

guants ghosts is a suitably cool name

[queen laurel]

But it's like on the name level of Vampire Crimson

[dusk patrol]

Lucifer Blacks are a cool concept though, but yeah they’re barely a thing in lore

[queen laurel]

it's alright

[arctic talon]

Someone chose to give that skitarii that pose

[raven stone]

Ok. So the answer to this is yet another weird “yes and no” ish thing.
According to the Eisenhorn books, there is a weird in-between-currency for different worlds, but each world has its own monies and exchange rate to that centralised currency thing.

No, don’t ask me if it makes sense or if it works. Just thought to say it is at least remotely addressed.

[storm jungle]

It kinda reminds me of Ian's new Inquisitor vid where he shows Obi Wan Sherlock Clousseu never had a proper artwork at all and throughout all these years it was just misinformation of people mixing him up with that generic Inquisitor artwork at the bottom of the page lol

[celest dome]

Nah sometime you can see the most shit take where the person is 100% being serious

[queen laurel]

Elite wolf face reveal

[arctic talon]

Lol

[opaque coyote]

My favorite

[storm jungle]

Your hands will be chopped off

🙏

[summer mural]

are those pokemon

[queen laurel]

yeah the average darktide player is a very good example

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf a lot of fan works are genuinely cool

[summer mural]

oh shit they are

[queen laurel]

They are sometimes serious about the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life

[opaque coyote]

So y'know

[storm jungle]

me when archonofflesh

[sacred ginkgo]

Funny but not good

[opaque coyote]

Tbf

Warhammer is literally that

[storm jungle]

"I wish an Iron Warrior snapped my legs uwu"

[arctic talon]

She’s got

[storm jungle]

at least Iron Hands were spared

[queen laurel]

i mean i am talking to you so kind of speaks for itself don't you think

[arctic talon]

Some issues going on

Lol

[storm jungle]

crazy bitch 😭

[arctic talon]

Not crazy, she’s sane

[storm jungle]

"sane"

nah bruh

[opaque coyote]

Eh I don't really care about them because they definitely have issues.

But they haven't actually harmed anyone (that I am aware of)

...also most of their issues are masochistic so eh???

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-the-punisher-court-frank-castle-gif-1944223148686050869

[opaque coyote]

Idk

[dusk patrol]

“I’m glad she got bullied”

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[opaque coyote]

Either way I don't care

[storm jungle]

NOOOO

[dusk patrol]

(Not really)

[arctic talon]

Oh bruh

That’s censored

[storm jungle]

I hated her content but yeah that sucked

[dusk patrol]

But like, it was cringe as fuck

[arctic talon]

Really

[storm jungle]

its like

vezimira tier annoying

"omg femboy tsons"

SHUT THE FUCK U-

[arctic talon]

It’s literally just their fetish

Lol

[storm jungle]

well yeah but like

[dusk patrol]

“I took faction and made it weird sex fetish UwU”

[storm jungle]

I dont need to see it EVERYWHERE

[arctic talon]

Except Archons fetish is like

Idk how to put it