40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

And we know the Ashen Claw were a RG predation fleet that went blackshield

and they share geneseed with the carchs

[crisp heath]

Which chapter is thought to have been created using traitor Geneseed or have I somehow manifested bs

[winter vessel]

Well there are the sons of the Phoenix. Officially they are successors of the Imp Fists. But if the word “Phoenix” in their name doesn’t raise the flag, neither is their color pattern

[dapper gyro]

IF has a bunch of odd SM.

Soulsdrinker is among the popular ones.

[winter vessel]

still sucks that there was never an official mini for Sarpedon, would've been pretty cool to have one with his mutation of 8 arachnid legs

[dapper gyro]

I think it is from a book about Fabius, that the IF marines are the most difficult to control, as even when their physic is corrupted, they still refuse to listen to order from chaos. To be fair though, them and their primarch are brick head stubborn.

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/LJyRnL8ur6A?si=Um_ga5zMb32YxGrt

[dusky scroll]

I wonder if my price would go above 200 USD.

[arctic talon]

I feel like I’m worth more then at least 200$ usd

[sacred ginkgo]

Your organs alone are worth nearly a million

[dusky scroll]

That's... the price of a human body. Not the living human.

[sacred ginkgo]

They didn’t specify

[dusky scroll]

They sell "human life" in Mexico - Them

[raven stone]

Depends of how healthy your organs are…

[storm jungle]

Open him up boys

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/yerushazicke-rusha-hackmesser-saschaweiss-messer-gif-18334027

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/butcher-boucher-leboucher-gif-24816402

[plush mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345055565461721178/1356861104839462962/9c0133d156f0bc1dbb3770e59a5a918d7f797eb2ee3fa987559eb57cfb3bc975_1.mp4?ex=67ee1ae0&is=67ecc960&hm=9eaaf25e058534ba024ed9908a9b3b0faa271acaf612cfdb5fb987c8fe9907d4&

since i know there are a few MH fans in here

[storm jungle]

Cannot believe we are losing ground against Monster Hunter fans

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-meme-gif-4079065483340370050

[plush mason]

lmao

[queen laurel]

fine then i guess. here's my contribution to the Monster Hunter fund

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/xu-wu-vs-odogaron-xu-wu-odogaron-ebony-odogaron-monster-hunter-gif-14942767265658515190

[queen laurel]

Odogaron yet again getting violated for the second time on the series

Bro was not respected in world nor was he respected here

[arctic talon]

too cool in Iceborne

Gotta kick them in the shins

[dusk patrol]

He picks a fight with anything that walks, slides or crawls

[plush mason]

Ebony Odogoron gets instantly upstaged in both reveals now lmao

he got upstaged in world and in wilds

[dusk patrol]

Rajang and Nergy supremacy

https://tenor.com/view/rajang-strong-boi-angry-monster-hunter-world-gif-17902277

https://tenor.com/view/boom-clawed-nergigante-mhw-dragon-gif-15789875

[queen laurel]

Bro is just getting annihilated at this point

[dusk patrol]

I think both Rajang and Nergigante only tie at worse for turf wars

[plush mason]

xu zu's turf wars are funny as shit

because it tries to instantly eat whatever it is fighting

[queen laurel]

A pelican in the shape of an octopus

[dusk patrol]

Paolumu just gets shit on

[queen laurel]

His entire underside is literally teeth

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/paolumu-odogaron-monster-hunter-world-destroy-mhw-gif-12955710175627893233

https://tenor.com/view/paolumu-monster-hunter-scary-gif-12744794

[plush mason]

balloon bat

[dusk patrol]

It’s so silly

You almost feel bad then you remember it’s an annoying little shit

[plush mason]

iirc its the first monster you fight with sleep attacks in world

[queen laurel]

my favorite is this guy, the roaring wyvern, TIGREX

https://tenor.com/bP8l6.gif

Physical strength and literally roars so loud it breaks its ribs

[raven stone]

I see we are going through MHW phase
Used to play it, still miss the graphics ad the hunting lodge, but it just eventually got…

I don’t know

[arctic talon]

I started with MH4U

I’ve liked every MH game I’ve played

[queen laurel]

i've only played stories

both 1 and 2

[arctic talon]

I do not miss mining for whetstones

At all

I hated it as a kid and I hated it when I played GU as like a teen/adult lol

[queen laurel]

Whet stones became an infinite resource yeah?

[arctic talon]

Yeah whetstones are infinite now

Which imo is for the best

Same with pickaxes lol

I think wilds is a bit over streamlined for some stuff

[queen laurel]

to be honest i agree because like, Can you imagine blowing your gun multiple times as a gun Lance player during that time

[arctic talon]

Like tracking and stuff

[summer mural]

I really wanna play both stories games

im waiting for them to be on sale

[arctic talon]

Tbf if you run out of whetstones it’s in you for not preparing

It’s not like they’re hard or difficult to get

It’s just boring

[queen laurel]

it's great it basically treat like a Pokémon game though

[arctic talon]

There’s some fun to tracking down monsters

[summer mural]

yeah ive heard

[arctic talon]

And the lack of that in wilds is a little sad to me

But meh

[summer mural]

you can collect the different monsters

[arctic talon]

I’ll live lol

[summer mural]

stories seems chill, thats why I wanna play it

[queen laurel]

Yeah but that's my point like i want to shove a gun lance down a monster's throat not look for stones to sharpen my weapon every ******* 50 seconds

[arctic talon]

Well

That’s why you bring the stones with you

[queen laurel]

yeah but do keep in mind

[arctic talon]

Just bring 20 whetstones

Simple as

[queen laurel]

the first one is a bit outdated

[summer mural]

bring warpstone

[queen laurel]

still good but it's predictable

[summer mural]

didnt first get like

a remaster

ish

thing?

[queen laurel]

yes it's remastered

[summer mural]

but just graphically i guess

i dont mind

[queen laurel]

i played the mobile version of the original and it was pretty good actually

I'm planning to get it again if I have the time

[summer mural]

just need a deeper discount lol, im not willing to spend that much on it

[queen laurel]

yeah they are quite expensive and one thing i do love my monster

they are so great and cool

[arctic talon]

MH stories 2

Has a final boss I want to see in a mainline

[summer mural]

id spend that much on mhworld no problem, but stories 1 doesnt have all that quality

[arctic talon]

It’s design goes incredibly hard

[queen laurel]

honestly the only one i can see working

the first final boss was you know

An elder dragon lion

We already have that but on fire

[storm jungle]

Ah yes the duality of r40klore

https://tenor.com/view/wow-reading-woah-owen-wilson-newspaper-gif-16204240

[shadow plover]

Reddit has PROMOTED posts?

[vagrant fox]

endless amounts

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-schrader-minerals-walter-white-hank-gif-27505045

[shadow plover]

also that's such a fucking nothing burger posting my god, the terminator armour one

[storm jungle]

Most are incredibly cringe too

I legit only shared because of Hank/Breaking Bad memes

[rose thorn]

I feel like some fans think the world building writers put a lot more effort into the lore than they actually do lmao

The answer to the terminator one being “uhh, which ever one you will buy 5 boxes of”

[storm jungle]

Its so and so

40k legit sometimes explains stuff but yeah still most of the actual answer is literally just "it looks cool idfk"

[queen laurel]

This is why I picked orks because I don't need a logical explanation to explain why I made a cannon that shoots humans out of a portal

[storm jungle]

The perfect example was people arguing what calibre guns orks use as if the lore doesnt outright say they just jam any bullet the find into a magazine

[queen laurel]

Yeah it literally says on every weapon they have and every equipment they have that

it has no single specialization

like that that's the point they don't have any form of uniformity they are so chaotic their guns can take shape of literally anything you can think of

fully automatic plasma guns cannons that use portals to rip your insides

Literally not a single ounce of order

[celest dome]

Why would people even think that the Ork use any kind of standardised weaponry

[queen laurel]

to be honest i don't even know like

It's literally shoved in their face that orks are so chaotic that they don't have standardization on their equipment

even their most basic slugga can come in a variety of designs and modifications

like what

It's literally in front of you saying that ork equipment never has standardizations

[celest dome]

I now am imagining a debate on the calibre of the bio-gun that the Tyranids use

[storm jungle]

to be fair that at least you can kinda calculate lol

[queen laurel]

"they use 9 inch beetles bro"

[near wasp]

That's like a fucking biotitan gun

[dapper gyro]

Even the same projectile gun has a variety of power because of inconsistent boring (about the gun barrel and projectile) and powder charge. Best to avoid argument.

But for Imperium, Votann and Tau, there is no excuse.

[queen laurel]

yeah and it also doesn't help that their WWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH field holds their weapons together

it can completely function without it of course but

the field helps stabilize the weapons rickety construction

So why would you look for standardizations on a gun literally built together out of random scrap and pieces held together by literal belief

[dapper gyro]

That's why somewhat smaller bullet can still fire...

Like, 7.62 barrel needs 7.82 bullet to seal the gas... Ork doesn't give an F.

Anythin from 7.5 to near 8mm will fire.

(More than that, the duct tape can't work)

This is why I never argue vs Ork weaponries.

[queen laurel]

yeah look at the peak of their weaponry that is the Snazz gun

It's literally shoving every type of thing you can on a weapon and then pulling the trigger

[dapper gyro]

The Eldar and Necron have some funny moment however. Though generally to avoid.

[queen laurel]

you either doctor manhattan yourself or your enemy

[plush mason]

look at me snazz boss

that line from DOW1 is burned into my brain

[queen laurel]

yep those Flashgitz are great

but they look like Kommandos the funny part

but i do understand at the time they don't have the technology to well model whatever the hell that is on the image

[plush mason]

yeah

[plush mason]

so is there any info on what kinds of augments the skitarii normally get?

[dusk patrol]

@arctic talon can probably say more but

Generally augments to limbs and the body to improve durability and movement and all that

Eye and head augments to link their minds up and see a HUD and all that

MIUs and stuff

[queen laurel]

oh yeah eternal after checking the rules i can actually just combine the black beard and zheng to make a Funny mech

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hasbu-gif-24045254

[queen laurel]

grab this

and then probably stick it to my mech

[dusk patrol]

Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, Mech Edition

Except you’re Mike

You should name your Mech Tyson or something lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah since I'm probably never gonna find friends I'm just gonna write this into like another one of my characters

yeah so after getting the blackbeard muscle and chain axe

[queen laurel]

i can probably just grab these

could also throw in a nelson in there

grab power knuckles

[dusk patrol]

Be sick

[queen laurel]

yeah to be honest I can only grab multiple things to really hone it in that my mech's punch would probably rearrange your molecular structure

[molten sparrow]

Anyone know the Death Watch role playing game?

[raven stone]

Well what do you know.
Agents got the Sanctifiers as well…

[dusk patrol]

Yeah I’ve played it a bunch

Am currently playing it with a group actually

[molten sparrow]

Asking because I feel like sharing a wish.. that this could one day be a spinoff game to Darktide. Thank you.. needed to get this out of my system 🙂

[dusk patrol]

Idk about a first person game

[storm jungle]

It has space marines so it'll probably be a game someday.

[dusk patrol]

But id love an XCOM like game

[storm jungle]

Probably just not anytime soon.

Maybe later

[dusk patrol]

Deathwatch is a super obvious group for a squad based game though

[plush mason]

there is the grey knight one :P

[dusk patrol]

There is

There was also a mobile game which was kinda meh

Sadly isn’t available anymore

[storm jungle]

"sadly"

[molten sparrow]

Thank you again because I needed to air my thoughts

[summer mural]

chaosgate wasnt perfect, but it deserves a sequel

[storm jungle]

Nah Chaosgate is fun

[dusk patrol]

Hey it was still fun for me to make my dudes

[storm jungle]

the only downside is the matches take like 1 hour each

[summer mural]

I think so too

[dusk patrol]

I wouldn’t be shocked if we get one eventually

[plush mason]

as far as xcom clones go chaosgate was good

[dusk patrol]

Idk what it would be exactly

[storm jungle]

Knowing our luck we'll get another mobile version of it at Skulls so i wouldnt worry too much

[molten sparrow]

😀

[summer mural]

more chaosgate would be nice

[dusk patrol]

Space Marine 2 at least you can customize your guy to be most any chapter

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho I literally only played Chaosgate for the plot so maybe its just me.

[dusk patrol]

And by the end of its cycle probably will have every canon chapter lol

[storm jungle]

also whoever decided the functionality of the dreadnaught DLC should be shot

[summer mural]

no I loovvee xcom style games, so I had a good time playing chaosgate, I just want them to make an ever better sequel

[dusk patrol]

Unironically if it was a a better mobile version

I don’t like most mobile games but

[plush mason]

seeing as thats the only updates it will get aside from some small content additions yeah

[dusk patrol]

If it was good enough

[dusk patrol]

They’ve been adding a steady amount of stuff since release

[plush mason]

Saber opted to just switch to SM3

[dusk patrol]

They didn’t lol

[plush mason]

they did

literally announced it

[dusk patrol]

They announced it’s gonna happen

Years from now

[plush mason]

they announced work has started

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

They’ve outright said it’s just for financial reasons, they’re still gonna be working on SM2 for years

[summer mural]

still havent played sm2 smh

only 1

[forest orbit]

Get it on sale.

[summer mural]

I intend to

[forest orbit]

or well

[summer mural]

I just have too many games

[forest orbit]

if your PC can run it

lol

[molten sparrow]

I really like that one can choose a chapter

[summer mural]

I just bought some more dlc for wh3, Im playing that rn

[dusk patrol]

It’s fun, depends if you enjoy the operations mode if it’ll have much longevity

[forest orbit]

You arent looking forward to your White Scars buttplug DLC skin? 🤨

[summer mural]

also I STILL HAVENT PLAYED ROGUE TRADER AND I HAVE IT PURCHASED

[dusk patrol]

I do so it’s great for me

[plush mason]

fix this problem asap

[dusk patrol]

They’ve done a good job updating stuff, horde mode is gonna be soon

[forest orbit]

Execution right away

play rogue trader NOW

[queen laurel]

and for this i will feed you to my boar

[dusk patrol]

I’d wait until the next dlc comes out tbh

[summer mural]

it makes me sad, because i liked all of owlcats pathfinder games, so im probably detonante with joy or something when I play rogue trader

[dusk patrol]

Get the dlc and main game bundle

The first dlc was great

[summer mural]

i also did think of that yes, il wait till all the dlc has come out

[plush mason]

same and it is their best work to date imo

[summer mural]

and the game doesnt get updates anymore

[molten sparrow]

Could also be cool with Genestealer cults in Darktide 🙂

[dusk patrol]

No real reason to wait since they’re integrated into the main game

[storm jungle]

Im gonna steal your jeans in a minute.

[dusk patrol]

[summer mural]

are you having a slaanesh moment

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Normally when a girl tries to steal your pants….

[storm jungle]

[forest orbit]

[ivory umbra]

Gotta exercise this slaaneshi deamon

Gonna make you run a 5k

[ivory umbra]

No water

[summer mural]

lmao that music

[molten sparrow]

Slaanesh cultist could also be cool addition

[dusk patrol]

It’s a lot of work is the issue

[summer mural]

to darktide?

[molten sparrow]

Yes

[dusk patrol]

Unless they half ass it like Vermintide

[summer mural]

theres a slaaneshi cultist in v2?

[storm jungle]

NO THERE ISNT

STOP THIS

[molten sparrow]

Oh did not notice

[dusk patrol]

Chaos Wastes has the four “gods”

[storm jungle]

Beastmen were not half-assed, they were just very much not tweaked well.

[vagrant fox]

I heard Masozi runs a gambling den that stretches the limits of reasonable, total slaaneshi

[dusk patrol]

But they’re just the same models

[storm jungle]

never forget the spear ungor

[dusk patrol]

I’m not talking Beastmen

I’m mean Chaos Wastes

[storm jungle]

Too late

10 ungor archers

[dusk patrol]

Where they just changed some palates

[storm jungle]

kill this man

[dusk patrol]

Archers were the least of the issues

Ugh

[storm jungle]

tbh the mode is so good I legit can forgive it

[dusk patrol]

Fucking banner dudes and Minotaurs

Yeah I don’t care much

It’s just kinda funny

[storm jungle]

Idk how they did it but it became the thing of how nobody plays the main game due to it lol

[dusk patrol]

Obvious Nurgle CW: Slannesh symbol

[summer mural]

I thought beastmen were some middling race with admittedly cool centigor milk, but they actually have some pretty nice eldritch horror type characters

like moonclaw

[dusk patrol]

[summer mural]

and that other guy who's like morghur but not morghur

[dusk patrol]

I’m gonna milk the blood from your body

[summer mural]

blottongue?

poxhead?

[storm jungle]

also

"I thought beastmen were some middling race "

I mean they are

remember they are so unpopular WHF and AOS ditched them at one point

[summer mural]

understandable

[storm jungle]

now WHF has them back but uhhh

[dusk patrol]

Games workshop would never tell us what centigor milk taste like

[storm jungle]

you know, give the maybe a few years

then they'll get forgotten again

lol

[vagrant fox]

what about skaven ratwoman milk

[storm jungle]

💀

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

aight thats enough lorechat for me

[queen laurel]

what if crusher but fast

[molten sparrow]

Hahaha 🤣 cracks me up

[queen laurel]

fuck Bestigors

[summer mural]

gors

[queen laurel]

i swear to god every time they charge my blood boils

[summer mural]

minotaurs are the only true beastmen

and cygors

[dusk patrol]

Honestly, if they added like one more elite and one more special to beastman

I think it would’ve been a lot better received

[molten sparrow]

But I have plenty of ideas 🙂

[dusk patrol]

I still don’t hate it, but it’s definitely the least fun faction to fight still

[summer mural]

but yeah, moonclaw turns out I actually kinda like, and also ungrol 4horn

[queen laurel]

the equivalent of their chaos warriors

******* charge at you

[summer mural]

and that other morghur like but not morghur guy

blighttongue?

[queen laurel]

And deal

[ivory umbra]

Chaos waste

[queen laurel]

Insanely hilarious amount of damage

[ivory umbra]

Kinda

[dusk patrol]

To be fair, depending on the class, this isn’t always a bad thing

They’re at least easy to pop in the head

[queen laurel]

yeah which is a god

send

[dusk patrol]

It’s pretty fitting that Huntsman Kruber has an easy time with them

God, I love the bow

[queen laurel]

oh yes speaking of

in lancer

How crazy is like

implants and modifications

[dusk patrol]

For the mec or for your character

[queen laurel]

the pilot

because i want to make a guy that is just maniacally insane

[dusk patrol]

I am pretty sure they get as crazy as like Titan fall

But I’m not positive

[queen laurel]

Is it cyberpunk level as well

[dusk patrol]

Arguably Titan fall has more extensive modification than cyberpunk

Since do you have people that become complete machines which isn’t that common in cyberpunk

[queen laurel]

OK so here's my question can I modify my character to be a 7 foot tall monster that has specialized metal skeleton and has synthetic muscles and arm implants that allow him to punch a hole through a wall

[summer mural]

go on a road trip to commoraghh

[dusk patrol]

Probably

There are rules for Combat and encounters outside of the mech

But how much the DM’s want to use it is up to them and a lot of times people mostly ignore it

It’s not very extensive

[queen laurel]

this is just for writing anyway

[dusk patrol]

I’m not sure though about the medication, Elite would know more

[queen laurel]

making a 7 foot tall mercenary that has mostly mechanised organs seems fun to me

[dusk patrol]

I don’t hate the idea lol

[queen laurel]

hey after digging some more i found this

So I'm just gonna assume that more extensive procedures that basically turn someone into a space marine exist

lancer is a pretty advanced setting

Because well

mechs from the future can become a thing why not a 7 foot tall mercenary

that's like more Mech than human

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it shouldn’t be beyond their tech level

They make some absolutely goofy shit as you know

[queen laurel]

yeah i just need to blink and suddenly from the factories of horus a mech that recreates the black death it just came out of there

[dusk patrol]

And that’s one of the their more realistic ones

[nocturne crest]

Ah.

So how would the great maw work in 40k?

[tall plinth]

Chaos god of consumption and voraciousness

[crisp heath]

I'm not familiar with great maw

[storm jungle]

Its own seperate warp deity

pretty much like Gork-Mork

[nocturne crest]

Would there only be orgyns worshippers or could there be human chaos worshippers too?

[tall plinth]

Oh yes

[storm jungle]

the Great Maw is not a chaos god so

[storm jungle]

Ogryns are not really like WHF Ogres

WHF Ogres are essentially an entirely new race

[crisp heath]

We're talking about if another chaos God was to come about

[tall plinth]

Which is a shame

[storm jungle]

Ogryns are just mutated humans

[tall plinth]

I really like WHF ogres

[storm jungle]

same, they areb ased

[tall plinth]

Perhaps my favorite race of any WH IP

[crisp heath]

Whf ogres are awesome

[storm jungle]

but they shouldnt be lowered to the cringe ranks of chaos goons

[tall plinth]

true!

[storm jungle]

they are much better as hungry mercs that get hired by anyone to eat/kill anyone

[tall plinth]

I’d love to see, however unlikely, the ogres join the countless xenos of the galaxy

[nocturne crest]

So ogres in 40k then?

[storm jungle]

Tbh change like some physical looks and they'd fit in, Votann/Squats count as xenos now so its not exactly too difficult

[tall plinth]

They’d probably follow the same logic of WHF, a race that goes where the food, money, and power is

[nocturne crest]

I've seen someone say they want a renegrade / privacy faction before, with humans and Xenos working together as an option, but that seems too wholesome for the setting.

[storm jungle]

well idk about wholesome depending on what they do but yeah

[tall plinth]

Greasus my beloved…

[nocturne crest]

I mean, maybe they could have a backstabbing feature alongside backshock.

[summer mural]

OGRES? I LOVE OGRES

[tall plinth]

I think the ogres would fit a pirate role quite nicely

[summer mural]

MANEATERS FOREVER

https://tenor.com/view/golgfag-maneater-ogre-king-ogre-gif-1248862205923634619

[tall plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ogre-warhammer3-ogre-kingdoms-greasus-goldtooth-greasus-gif-23748524

[storm jungle]

Its ogre.

https://tenor.com/view/total-war-warhammer-total-war-warhammer-ogres-ogre-kingdoms-gif-23790631

[crisp heath]

Beast claw raiders are my favorite

[summer mural]

ogres do neutrality extremely well

and they can be found in loads of other factions as mercenaries

[crisp heath]

Those guys are Sigmar tho

[nocturne crest]

But that seems unlikely. Got more of a chance of the orks or Dark eldar having humans in their faction.

[dusk patrol]

Ngl I wish more people would raise awareness of how offensive this portrayal is to Reddit mods.

It’s kinda disgusting

[crisp heath]

Orks and drukhari enslave humans so I mean technically

[dusk patrol]

They could have at least pretended to change it up more smh

[storm jungle]

why enslave when you can just eat them

[nocturne crest]

New ork release for next year: Humie boys!

[tall plinth]

I doubt that ogres would work alongside any other races in a situation where the ogres outnumber the other race, unless of course a serious amount of food or money is at stake

[storm jungle]

Its not just sigmar, ogres will work for any faction.

[summer mural]

including chaos

[storm jungle]

they really do not care about allegiances/ideologies

[summer mural]

and cathay

[crisp heath]

Ogres love treasure

[storm jungle]

Yeah ANYONE.

[crisp heath]

And money

[storm jungle]

its the best part of the faction

[dusk patrol]

They just wanna get paid

[tall plinth]

Well, they like the great maw

[nocturne crest]

Basically better grots with the option of strapping rockets on their back.

[storm jungle]

they also like vore

or so im told

[dusk patrol]

Don’t check her search history

[tall plinth]

I like the detail that goes into the various ogre tribes and their color schemes and iconography

[summer mural]

plus, golgfags maneaters have so much funny and cool lore

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-i-have-your-ip-gif-25924375

[nocturne crest]

Then again, would ork technology work with humans?

[crisp heath]

Ehhh to a extent

[nocturne crest]

Like, could you turn a human into a killa-kan.

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-address-essex-azur-lane-pee-location-gif-26308194

[crisp heath]

Not as good as with a ork

[summer mural]

Big Stabba is fairly advanced piece of machinery, so no.

[storm jungle]

unless its something mechanical it will "work"

you dont really need tech expertise for a pointy melee weapon

[crisp heath]

More or less this

[summer mural]

not even big stabba?

[storm jungle]

But yeah ork tech largely works with psychic duct tape

when said tape isnt active most of their shit falls apart

[summer mural]

big stabba is chad orc engineering

[dusk patrol]

Unironically they could have gotten the plans or had someone else make it originally

[tall plinth]

Insofar that it works, once

[dusk patrol]

Goblins have some fairly advanced stuff because smol people always have advanced stuff in fantasy settings

[tall plinth]

GNOBLARS

[dusk patrol]

To make up for their inability to reach the top of the shelf

[crisp heath]

I had some fantasy goblins

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-earth-shattering-marvin-marvin-the-martian-looney-tunes-gif-17701259

[crisp heath]

From battle of skull pass

[storm jungle]

like catapults that launch to the top of said shelf

[dusk patrol]

I’m not a gnoblin

I’m not a gnelf

I’m a gnome

And you’ve been GNOOOOMMMEEEDD

[crisp heath]

That was such a Good box

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/gnomed-gnome-youve-been-gnomed-gif-16782193

[summer mural]

do you need a glass of centigor milk

[vagrant fox]

I should pick up my EU4 Anbennar campaign again, I was almost done exterminating gnomes

[dusk patrol]

My brudda in Christ

[nocturne crest]

I got it.

[dusk patrol]

You need to stop thinking of the centigor titties

[crisp heath]

Commisar he's Over here !

[nocturne crest]

Revolutionary Grot army, but they also take humans as well.

[summer mural]

im having a problem, its an obsession

[summer mural]

is that a viltrumite

I love viltrumites

[storm jungle]

no its freddy mercury

[queen laurel]

It works but you just have to fill in a lot of missing parts

[crisp heath]

No this is patrick

[queen laurel]

Like i mean

A lot of missing parts

[storm jungle]

also unrelated

[nocturne crest]

Then again, would the GRC be Stalinist or Trotskyists?

[crisp heath]

Grc?

[storm jungle]

Great Rat Congressmen?

[nocturne crest]

Gretchin Revolutionary Committeel

[storm jungle]

oh right

[summer mural]

Gors Run Comorragh

[plush mason]

Leninist

[vagrant fox]

morksist

[storm jungle]

this mfer cannot stop talking about anything but Gors

[queen laurel]

I think we need to kill him

[storm jungle]

agreed

[crisp heath]

💥

[storm jungle]

thank god

[nocturne crest]

I'm not dead yet?

[queen laurel]

Drifty if you type anything related to beastmen i will physically tear your lungs out

[summer mural]

I feel the call of morrsli- alright

[crisp heath]

💥💥

[nocturne crest]

Not a fan of the breast men?

[plush mason]

.....

[summer mural]

uh

no?

[queen laurel]

I'm killing you in the most violent way i know

[nocturne crest]

Nothing to see.

[plush mason]

what a typo

nearly on my level

[nocturne crest]

What typo?

[summer mural]

I am a fan of the ossiarch bonereapers

and pacifist mortals

[plush mason]

who isnt? they look badass

[queen laurel]

Yeah they are great

[tall plinth]

MR BEAST

[summer mural]

they look very nice, tbh I love the aesthetic

I didnt expect the skelly bois to dress up so good

[plush mason]

AoS models go hard

[summer mural]

i still havent even seen the full roster

do they have a ranged component

or is it all melee

[nocturne crest]

So which faction in 40k is the closer to the Bretonnians?

[plush mason]

nighthaunts are some of my favorites

[queen laurel]

They have catapults

[summer mural]

no missile infantry though?

[queen laurel]

Just type

Ossiarch bonereaper units

[summer mural]

lemme see the roster actually, all of it this time

[queen laurel]

Lexicanum

[summer mural]

yes

[queen laurel]

And you will literally see everything

And just click on the name if you want to learn more

[summer mural]

also can eltharion talk

in aos

[queen laurel]

Yes

Psychically

He's now just a suit of armor

But

He's still alive in there

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/edward-elric-fullmetal-alchemist-power-gif-12817875

[queen laurel]

I mean literally reduced to a soul that uses an armor as a body

That's Eltharion

[plush mason]

exactly

[vagrant fox]

man looks swagged as a piece of armour

[queen laurel]

Yeah for a guy that got his body annihilated he looks pretty great

[summer mural]

its not like he lost much in terms of personality anyway

does he still hate greenskins though

[tall plinth]

In 40k, when things are described as being “the size of a city” am I to assume they mean the size of a hive city? Or what I, a mere 2025-ite would consider a city

[storm jungle]

Just-

just dont think about it

[nocturne crest]

I'll own up to my mistake.

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCLekUzqj00

[paper haven]

I assume they mean the imperial palace and just assume everything is roughly the size of the continent of Asia.

[plush mason]

so can anyone tell me who the grey skin people are in Dune?

[nocturne crest]

Would a 40k game about an Imperial Knight House choosing their next pilot be interesting?

[paper haven]

Harkonen

[plush mason]

i think a game where you play as an imperial knight would be interesting no matter the plot

40k mechwarriors

like come on

[vagrant fox]

There's a mission in that Inquisitor AARPG where you control a knight for a bit

It was pretty fun

[plush mason]

there are several of them yes

[summer mural]

whats with all the dune videogame spam, it reduces the setting so much, dune is so spiritual by nature

at least make story based dune games

[vagrant fox]

I got bored with the game so I only did the one, alas

[plush mason]

major movie releases

[nocturne crest]

Like, you're a candidate to become the pilot and you've got to do quests to prove your worthy?

[plush mason]

push the IP into the main stream like the Conan movies did

[nocturne crest]

Or win the support of a Knight house members.

[vagrant fox]

fuckin' Funcom needs to stop sitting on the Conan IP or do fuckall with it

[plush mason]

they have exiles

sadly

[vagrant fox]

Exiles was good for a long time but some of the patches were dubious

[summer mural]

do these fly or is the green stuff legs

[arctic talon]

For Martian standard skitarii the bare minimum first set of augments are Replacement of eyes, removal of everything below the knees + the knees themselves and replaced with augmentics, modifications to the lungs, noospheric uplink.

[dusk patrol]

Think like, half the size of your mom

[plush mason]

Age of Conan should shut down shortly after the Dune mmo drops

[dusk patrol]

It’s ghost smoke

But yes

[plush mason]

thanks

[tall plinth]

I hope a piano falls upon you from a great height

[dusk patrol]

I hope your mom is nearby to stop it

[tall plinth]

And that you move out of the way but the increasingly large shadow moves to follow you

[queen laurel]

To be fair when a setting is popular all sorts of things comes out of it like this

That is real

[plush mason]

ofc it is

but yeah exactly

[queen laurel]

What the f*** am i supposed to be in the invincible universe

[vagrant fox]

I thought it was long dead tbh

[plush mason]

get stomped by a passing viltramite

[queen laurel]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

Find some bug lady and do her nasty

sloppy style

[summer mural]

lets face it

[plush mason]

still around last i checked but very much abandoned by Funcom

[summer mural]

everyone wants to be allen the alien

[vagrant fox]

I'd be conquests friend 🙂

[vagrant fox]

That's a shame, I went through all of Howards Conan stories last summer and it's given me a hankering for the Conans ever since

[tall plinth]

I see, okay

[rose thorn]

Oh god

[queen laurel]

Oh hey mags

Yeah that's a thing

[rose thorn]

I imagine most of the players would be fucking unbearable

A rpg for a parody

[queen laurel]

Pretty good chance yeah

[plush mason]

parody?

[rose thorn]

“Yeah I wanan be my oc jade ripper, he was experiment as a teenager and is now a hero that loves to kill father figures and civilians”

[summer mural]

LMAO

[queen laurel]

Yeah uh

That is definitely an invincible character all right

It's coming to kickstarter but like

An invincible rpg

I don't know who came up with the idea but it might work

[rose thorn]

Please just fucking play mutants and masterminds

[plush mason]

?

[rose thorn]

It’s a superhero ttrpg

That’s actually balanced

[plush mason]

can you play as a villain?

[rocky gale]

When I played in a MHA game we just used Fate Core

[dusk patrol]

Least intense Iron Hands aspirant trial

Literally

[lofty mason]

Are the trains from Unlocked and Loaded comically large for gameplay purposes or those are lore-accurate?

The Imperium sure operate a very comically large trains

[dusk patrol]

Lore accurate

[arctic talon]

Lore accurate

[dusk patrol]

Also have you seen like

[arctic talon]

They aren’t even huge

By imperial standards

[dusk patrol]

Everything else lol

[arctic talon]

There’s a bigger one

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

On Tertium lol

[dusk patrol]

They have Titanic trains

[arctic talon]

Beeeg trains

[opaque coyote]

Oh boy I can't wait to get fucking gored by a Viltrumite!

[dusk patrol]

With whole cities and stuff on board effectively of people

[queen laurel]

Hey elite wolf, i was already talking to eternal about this but since you're the expert on lancer here, can a mercenary that's mechanically augmented to the point that he's 7 ft tall has a metal skeleton and synthetic muscles and arm implants be a thing

Like as a lore thing exist

Don't ask me why i have a very specific vision it's for a character

[arctic talon]

Yes, prolly would be one of smith shimano’s test tube babies or experiments

[queen laurel]

Yeah i was planning to give this guy like a mech that uses components from Zheng nelson, Caliban and blackbeard

[arctic talon]

Mech parts don’t matter

Do whatever combo you want

[celest dome]

But why, we want the sauce

[arctic talon]

Only weird one lore wise is Lich because it doesn’t exist yet and you should ask your gm lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah modular mechs are great

[celest dome]

Give us the lore

[queen laurel]

Yep modular mechs are funny

[queen laurel]

To be honest i just want to see if my guy can exist in the setting

[arctic talon]

Yes

The answer is almost always yes

Except for digitized minds

And aliens

[queen laurel]

He is literally just a big dude with like implanted synthetic muscle armored skin and an metal skeleton

[arctic talon]

Those aren’t real anymore

Seccom killed them

[queen laurel]

And his arms are literally enhanced to the point that he can punch a whole through a mech hull

[arctic talon]

Well

That’s not possible tabletop wise

Lol

Fluff wise go for it

[queen laurel]

Yeah but this is lore

I don't have friends to play with

[queen laurel]

Yeah he fights like hammerhead from spider-man really

Using his entire upper body that has been enhanced like a battering ram

Well his entire body really but he basically boxes

[summer mural]

are the tetrarachs like the signature individual greater daemons for aos

[arctic talon]

For grand alliance chaos? Sorta?

[storm jungle]

https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/wiki/Tetrarchs_of_Ruin

READ.

[arctic talon]

They’re different

Only the khorne dude is pre existing

The rest got invented for AoS

[summer mural]

no but like

are they actually around or are they defeated

[arctic talon]

They’re around

They just got their asses beaten

[summer mural]

right

[queen laurel]

And they got punishments

Because their patreons aren't happy

That they kind of failed

[tough haven]

Is lancer easy to get into?

[arctic talon]

Yes

imo

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's honestly a good balance of

It's deep but also not to overwhelming

[arctic talon]

COMP/CON is an

insanely good resource

along with the fact you get almost all of the player facing content for free

[queen laurel]

Like it's complex enough that you you can be very creative with your approach

[arctic talon]

from expansions

all the mech frames

and such

[queen laurel]

But it's also easy enough that you don't lose your mind over how easy it is

[arctic talon]

it does take inspiration from DND 4e

in a good way

because DND 4e was actually pretty cool in some ways

[queen laurel]

Hey wolf what's the highest amount of sp a character can have in lancer

[arctic talon]

you get up to 6 SP from grit + your mech + 3 from SYS:6, and (+1 per 2 points of HASE)

tldr a good bit

but don't try maximizing SP

you don't need that many systems

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's specific systems from like specific features i want to stick to my zheng

[arctic talon]

most IPS-N stuff has shitty SP

baseline

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's just that so many IPS N system mix in with

Zheng

Like the synthetic muscles of blackbeard

[arctic talon]

Less is more

imo

[queen laurel]

Yeah i guess my main three choice from the other frames is like synthetic muscles from blackbeard bulwark armor locking plates and ram jets for nelson

But that is already a lot of sp

[rocky gale]

We got 40k rules for the new Killteams
https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_wh40k_otherrules_sororitas_sanctifiers_apr25-ltbrxbrijo-puqsdteq1f.pdf
https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_warhammer40000_goremongers_datasheet-v7ofc9jogl-bsmuycrjl1.pdf

The Sanctifiers are a unit for both Sororitas and Imperial Agents

[opaque coyote]

My favorite out of context panel

Funnily enough, the context is that Luthor here is actually an alt. Luthor that isn't bad

Which makes this scene even more funny arguably

Because even though he knows that once he explains himself

It probably will be alright

He is still shitting his fucking pants

[arctic talon]

oh boy

Glad sanctifiers are less broken in 40k

then Killteam

they're fucking absurd rn lol

[glossy sonnet]

my favorite

[queen laurel]

What about goremongers

[dusk patrol]

Injustice?

[arctic talon]

Goremongers are meh

[opaque coyote]

Nah

[arctic talon]

but the balance on the uh

Sanctifiers is totally fucked

15" move

on every operative

[opaque coyote]

Injustice Supes and Lex were friends from like the beginning

[arctic talon]

every turning point

[opaque coyote]

I forgot which comic

To yap about Injustice.

I don't think that it deserves the shit that it often gets.

Nor do I like how people use it to mischaracterize Superman

Like they establish from the beginning that Injustice Supes and Mainline Supes are inheritely different

[arctic talon]

I will mock injustice for being a shit game

[opaque coyote]

Fair

[arctic talon]

People played that shit for money

LOL

[opaque coyote]

What about the second one

[queen laurel]

I will mock injustice for its for the worst interpretation of wonder woman i have ever had my eyes land on

[arctic talon]

Its less awful

still bad

lol

[queen laurel]

What was she thinking

[arctic talon]

Its still a bad fighting game

but its less bad

you don't have Supermans instant cross screen low pressure

or Starfires bullshit as bad from the first game lol

[opaque coyote]

Tbf that was very much intentional.

But yeah she is probably the actual villain of the franchise

[arctic talon]

still awfully balanced

Its like

a burning dumpster fire

vs a car wreck

[queen laurel]

Is it though?

[arctic talon]

one is obviously less awful to be around

[queen laurel]

Like wonder woman isn't the best hero but she's like

Very reasonable

This one is just straight up moronic

[opaque coyote]

Yeah.

They even made her backstory different than the original

Also even for Injustice Supes. He basically got his shit pushed in to actually break

Firstly he accidentally killed his wife.

Then he killed the joker, which isn't bad, but clearly his mental state wasn't the best

Then he isolated himself instead of getting help while listening to a literal wall of bad news

[queen laurel]

Yeah i don't blame him

But like he needed to realize death or thatly that he was getting too far

[opaque coyote]

Then Wonder Woman basically was like

"Y'know what would be great? Killing people." To him WHILE watching said bad news

[rocky gale]

I mean for 100pts they're kinda nuts

[opaque coyote]

Like he basically went through the wringer and I cannot blame his initial crash out

But it's the fact that he kept digging the hole that made him bad

[opaque coyote]

Honestly despite the movie being worse than the comics

I do actually like the ending

Like genuinely I think it should be how it should all end.

[queen laurel]

You talking about the one in 2021?

[arctic talon]

yeah they are kind of nuts, but its still less broken then the atrocities they've committed in killteam LOL

[queen laurel]

Yeah that multiverse one

[rocky gale]

Sanctifiers being better in melee than the Goremongers is weird

[arctic talon]

no other team in KT

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the animated one

[arctic talon]

can reach the enemy deployment

turn 1

[queen laurel]

It's not the best but it at least ended it in a way that superman didn't look like serial killer at that

[arctic talon]

and fucking blow up 2+ marine operatives

lol

[queen laurel]

Point

[rocky gale]

Like the Sanctifiers are just better in every wsy

[arctic talon]

Goremongers are

ironically the much more tactical and tricky team

which feels really fucking weird to say

but you need a big brain to play them lol

[opaque coyote]

I think that it was bad.

I can't blame them too much because DC basically tasked them to try condensing years of comics into ONE FUCKING MOVIE

[arctic talon]

Sanctifiers are literally

[queen laurel]

Yeah you can only do so much on that department

[arctic talon]

me run 15" in one turn with entire team, me hit 5 flamers on enemy team, me shoot melta at enemy team

[opaque coyote]

Like I know Injustice had filler. The Greek Gods shit was literally filler. But even cutting the filler out. There is just too much content to stuff into one film

[arctic talon]

like there's literally 0 counterplay

to sanctifiers in KT rn

you just die

[queen laurel]

Are they also cracked in melee or what?

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it should've been a show.

Again, I do like the ending of the animated film.

And if anything, I still think it's viable for the games honestly.

Or the comics

Since I doubt anybody follows Injustice for the gameplay

[queen laurel]

Hey it gives you the chance to make superman realize that may be just maybe he's becoming a bit too crazy

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

oh wait in 40k, yeah I have 0 fucking clue why goremongers have such a bad melee profile

[queen laurel]

And that killing those people is not going to get his family back

[opaque coyote]

I also did like Injustice Harley Quinn.

Yes I know it's a sin to like her nowadays. And she is horribly oversaturated.

But I genuinely think her turnaround in the comics was actually

Well done

It was slow. It built up.

[queen laurel]

Honestly i'm pretty partial with injustice i just think it was a whole new funny joke

[rocky gale]

Like Sanctifiers hitting in melee on 2+ and 3+ meanwhile Goremongers have less attacks, no special melee weapons or rules and hit on 4+

[arctic talon]

yeah that makes 0 sense

[opaque coyote]

I think Injustice wasn't meant to be deep or anything.

It was just a fun romp

[arctic talon]

Goremongers got neutered

equipment wise wtf

[opaque coyote]

And I treat it as such

It's a fun elseworld

[arctic talon]

why don't they get their dif melees

[queen laurel]

Yeah but like they present it so seriously

It's like very f****** funny

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I could argue that comic books do that in general. Campiness taken seriously

[arctic talon]

blood harpoon not getting a melee profile

is absurd as well

[queen laurel]

Eh, injustice just doesn't hit the mark for me really

[arctic talon]

thats the whole gimmick of the weapon in KT lol

[queen laurel]

I don't know they could have done it way better

[opaque coyote]

And I can't help but like it.

Although the excuses for Superman not goring Batman immediately is

Convoluted at best

Like the Pill is probably the best one

[queen laurel]

Like they have so many things to

[opaque coyote]

Also the reason why the fighting game is possible

But like

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Make the story work and click together well

It's just that unfortunately

[opaque coyote]

Oh definitely

There are better executed versions of Superman gone Evil

[queen laurel]

Like my favorite character in injustice is plastic man

[opaque coyote]

Mainly Kingdom Come and Justice Lords from the DCAU

[opaque coyote]

Everyone's favorite character in Injustice is plastic man

[queen laurel]

Hey to be fair he has actual character in injustice

And makes multiple good points to superman

And he still didn't listen

[opaque coyote]

"Oh look, here's the key!"

[arctic talon]

@rocky gale I found out goremongers use case in bighammer, GW gave them low their damage output so they could be super obnoxious objective play pieces/movement blockers

[opaque coyote]

I loved the Flash in Injustice. He was definitely one of the better written characters

[arctic talon]

since they got a fucking 9" move

[opaque coyote]

And it's

The reason I was so disappointed in the movie

Because they just killed him off

[queen laurel]

Yeah because he actually realized that maybe this regime thing is starting to look like the emperor's rule

[opaque coyote]

His entire interesting arc? Gone

[opaque coyote]

My favorite is honestly the chess scene.

Superman says that he would start by getting rid of the guns

But then The Flash counters with the fact that cigarettes and alcohol kill more

Should they get rid of them too?

How about biking? Or running?

[queen laurel]

Yeah

It really tells you a lot on how mentally crushed superman is at that point

[rocky gale]

Yea I guess with Infiltrator and 9" move they are perfect for just getting in the way

[arctic talon]

I do wish they had a better looking melee profile

But I guess GW is afraid

[rocky gale]

Yeaa

[queen laurel]

Hey wolf in kill team how does the sanctifiers handle melee

They don't look like particularly effective close range

[arctic talon]

Not great, but they have some decent melee. They have really strong cqb guns though

[queen laurel]

So the issue is getting to them

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Also they usually just kill your operatives

You need to overwhelm them

With bodies

[queen laurel]

Welp

The sound absolutely horrible

[arctic talon]

https://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_us/story/leblanc-everywhere-and-everyone

New short story

For Leblanc for league lore lol

I love the black rose

[queen laurel]

Bro

What part of runeterra

Is it safe from the black rose

[arctic talon]

The void

Also targon I guess

[queen laurel]

Welp

Looks like they know

[arctic talon]

Oh also ixtal

I’d assume

Due to being isolationist, having a ton of mages and super racist

It’s hard to sneak someone in

[sly ivy]

The perfect society

[arctic talon]

You’re not a mage you’d be treated like shit

[sly ivy]

Worth it

[opaque coyote]

One final brainrot

https://youtu.be/cJRfABxL4R8?si=QgWRztZ4LSlBb_5y

I still find this scene to be kinda terrifying tbh

A planet is consumed in a literal minute

Billions of people, children

All with their own lives

Gone

Nothing remains of the planet even

No debris or anything indicating there was once even a rock there

Just Unicron

[storm jungle]

Also this is the opening of a fucking kids movie

lmfao

[opaque coyote]

The funniest part is that

The death toll was 0

In one two minute scene the death toll went from 0

To fucking billions

I don't even think there was any survivors. All the ships got pulled in via Unicrons gravity

[opaque coyote]

Also it proves that he could've destroyed Cybertron in an instant

The only reason why he transformed is just so that he could force Galvatron to watch him destroy the planet

Like he said "Dismemberment". Like pulling the legs of an insect. He wanted to do it slowly. Watch it scream uselessly.

It's also the first scene we see Megatron/Galvatron genuinely distraught and scared

And considering that he went crazy in S3. I think Unicron genuinely broke him. His infamous pride shattered. The decepticons becoming a mere group of terrorists instead of a genuine force.

Again, Unicron is fucking terrifying lmao

[rocky gale]

The stock bite sound effect kinda takes me out though

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

Lmao

Honestly if it was a crunching rock noise it would've been better

Although tbf it could also be twisted into terror

Like

This is literally just the equivalent of him eating an apple

This might as well be Unicron's equivalent of going to the kitchen to grab a snack

...

Still funny tho

[dusk patrol]

It’s ok it’s robot people so it doesn’t count

[spare osprey]

I still remember when they went in unicron to save spike and bumblebee

And they showed bots getting fucking melted

In his stomach acid

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it’s some dark shit

[spare osprey]

just watched the scene again, tf were they doing to the guys in the studio to make them scream the way they did

Lmao

[dusk patrol]

And like, he intentionally picks industrialized planets with a lot of people

Cause he’s an asshole

I don’t think there’s even a reason given beyond that

[opaque coyote]

There is one reason.

More energy

And

Because he is literally like

Satan

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

He’s just evil

[opaque coyote]

Like similar to Darkseid (before they changed it because comics). Every iteration of him is the same Unicron

He is literally the embodiment of evil

He cannot die because evil itself keeps him alive.

Like he could easily just eat asteroids for energy

But why do that?

It's more fun (and nutritious) to eat planets with life (cybernetic and organic) on it

[vagrant fox]

darkseid you say
new darksiders when

[opaque coyote]

I have wondered like

What would Superman do if everyone is just an asshole to him

Like

He's still the same paragon, but everybody has a similar mindset to lex where they're like

"There's no way he's doing this just because he's a good person. He's doing this for some alternative motive."

Like Superman is basically a Paragon in a Grimdark world and trying to change it to something brighter

[arctic talon]

he'd keep on going

[opaque coyote]

Definitely. But he's still human at heart. He'd probably falter a little bit if everybody literally swears him off

Like he saves somebody from a car crash and they're like

"You ruined my car! Fuck you I'm sueing your ass!"

...

so basically what spiderman goes through on the dail-

[opaque coyote]

I think my favorite scene is the Superman Vs Elite comic

Where the Elite basically teleport him to a car wash

with superman icongraphy all over

and although the Elite are wrong, and still wrong tbh

That scene has stuck with me lmao

[plush mason]

whats the name of the celebration of Sanquineous?

[arctic talon]

Sanguinala

[sly ivy]

Kwanzaa

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kwanzaa-bot-futurama-happykwanzaa-gif-7364692

[outer wave]

Question: are there necrons that were transformed when they were children?

[sly ivy]

Yes.

[storm jungle]

Every single fascet of the Necrons got transformed.

Kids, Adults, Elders etc

basically anyone of their populace not dead was dragged into the biofurnaces

[outer wave]

Would they still have their small frames or would they be replaced?

[storm jungle]

Nope all replaced with what the regular mindless forces look like

so thers no dwarfcrons