since I've heard that most that do have it are unaware
#40k-lore-chat
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
It’s specific warp disciplines
dusk patrol
I guess both but the IH really don’t give a fuck if it works
opaque coyote
I guess both but the IH really don’t give a fuck if it works
"If I can repair machines with my mind, then it's good enough"
dusk patrol
They’re not married to an ideology beyond being as effective as they can, barring chaos corruption or whatever
dapper gyro
I don't know man, the US marines I know are pretty nice people. It doesn't stop them from being effective.
dusk patrol
They even take and study xenos tech for personal use
dusk patrol
I don't know man, the US marines I know are pretty nice people. It doesn't stop ...
US marines aren’t a super heavily invested group of special forces whose sole purpose is to fight endlessly for hundreds of years
Marine lives are completely wasted saving a few civilians, even if none die
Their whole thing is they only care about the macro picture
opaque coyote
They’re not married to an ideology beyond being as effective as they can, barrin...
I remember that like
Generally the SM factions can be summarized as this.
SMs like the UM, the Salamanders, Lamenters, etc. would probably actually evacuate them.
SMs like the IH would still evacuate them, but won't mind if they literally all get shoved in a box. After all, storage is storage. They can handle getting a bit hot.
SMs like the Minotaurs and Malevolent would probably just kill them if they get in the way
dapper gyro
See, this is why I run with RG, a balance between care and risk calculation.
dusk patrol
Tbh people overstate how nice UM are
But with IH, they still save a lot of people
They’re just doing it by worth
They’re not using their services frivolously cause it feels nice
opaque coyote
They’re just doing it by worth
Is it by value to them or just worth in general
Like do they evacuate nobles first
dapper gyro
RG usually can't afford to lose marines, you they have to pick fight carefully.
opaque coyote
or do they evacuate important military personnel first
dusk patrol
Their only value is what they’ll contribute to the overall goal of the Warzone or whatever
opaque coyote
that type of shit
dusk patrol
Which is why they liberated Mordian
opaque coyote
Their only value is what they’ll contribute to the overall goal of the Warzone o...
It is funny to imagine them just body blocking an Imperium Noble.
dusk patrol
And why they’re liberating the Stygius sector despite Imperial Forces pulling out
opaque coyote
"I AM VERY IMPORTANT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AQUILIAS I HAVE?"
"Do you supply guns?"
"No... but-"
dusk patrol
They deemed it too valuable and possible to save
dusk patrol
And also were pissed that the Imperium forces were listening to a Farseer who claimed it was a lost cause
winter vessel
Iron Hands: "we must save the children first, their small frame will maximize the dropship's capacity, by having them stack on top of one another in a method i call...Hot Bunking"
dusk patrol
Iron Hands: "we must save the children first, their small frame will maximize th...
Unironically, they just avoid doing things for emotional reasons or try to
Raukaan being the exception
opaque coyote
Unironically, they just avoid doing things for emotional reasons or try to
Basically, they won't get pissed off if they can help it.
They don't need to anyways
dusk patrol
And even they’re pretty cold
Raukaan just thinks emotions can be harnessed and used effectively
opaque coyote
Raukaan just thinks emotions can be harnessed and used effectively
I mean
True.
winter vessel
Raukaan, like how they're called "Firehearts"
dusk patrol
Yeah
They channel that Medusan rage when they need to
An example is, Stronos choosing to fight a Khornate champion in melee when he calculated that it would be much easier to just shoot him in the head
The excerpt goes into how partially it was for morale purposes
winter vessel
Raukaan: "you'll never escape abomination of Fulgrim. not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!" "HIYAH!" channels inner rage
opaque coyote
An example is, Stronos choosing to fight a Khornate champion in melee when he ca...
Sometimes the most logical course of action is the most emotional and awesome one
dusk patrol
Their chaplains for example are still pretty great orators because sometimes you need to just rally the troops
And they’re aware of how guardsmen see SM
opaque coyote
The excerpt goes into how partially it was for morale purposes
Morale...
Yeah it was certainly a guaranteed Morale Boost for Stronos
That's for sure
dusk patrol
Also plenty of them lean hard into terror tactics and all that
opaque coyote
Also plenty of them lean hard into terror tactics and all that
Some of the SMs try to be humane.
Some of the SMs try too hard to be brutal and warcrimey
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
But the IH don't fucking care
dusk patrol
The IHs are generally willing to do anything it takes to win
If that means saving civilians then sure
But they’re not gonna waste time on them if they’re not a worthwhile investment
winter vessel
in relation to the Raven Guard Successor chapters, I like Raptors because of their pragmatic approach of combat. You want results fast and in the most efficient way possible, without being a total glory seeking asshole.
dapper gyro
Most of RG successor are like that.
winter vessel
and also i'm a sucker for olive drab colored armor
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
in relation to the Raven Guard Successor chapters, I like Raptors because of the...
The Raptor portrayal in Elemental Council is great
dapper gyro
Black Guards ambush with explosive, completely destroy enemy, then fly away.
dusk patrol
Sowing chaos behind enemy lines with a very small force
opaque coyote
...does this count as false advertising
dapper gyro
No glory bs
opaque coyote
...does this count as false advertising
literally have to breathing next to the demons to do any damage btw
dusk patrol
RG and IH are super similar tbh in their lack of ornamentation and pragmatism, IH just use overwhelming firepower generally while the RG use hit and run tactics
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
rubber balls
dapper gyro
Revilers is basically Catachan RG, also used more scouts than other, because you know, it makes sense to not use full power armour if you want o make sneaky.
opaque coyote
at them
shadow plover
fucking hank hill sounding ass
dusk patrol
I hate this image partially cause
He doesn’t have his clan symbol on his right shoulder
arctic talon
why is he so thin
dusk patrol
Like he should
arctic talon
actually phobos moment
winter vessel
I hate this image partially cause
dem feet
arctic talon
nvm
dusk patrol
More
arctic talon
or rather based on irl ones
shadow plover
I think the running prosthetics are sick
dusk patrol
But I like the idea of Reivers using bladed legs
winter vessel
standing kick but the foot goes straight through the enemy because of its sharp edge
dusk patrol
I always had an idea for an IH jump Sgt or something
With clawed feet
So hed slam into the enemy and cave in their chest with his feet
Or grab heads or whatever
winter vessel
hehey a skitarii vanguard in the back
celest dome
So hed slam into the enemy and cave in their chest with his feet
Don't the Night Lord have something like that ?
summer mural
valkia is in 40k?
arctic talon
valkia is in 40k?
She isn’t as far as we know
dapper gyro
No
summer mural
daemons do be getting shafted in 40k
summer mural
she does seem just a good ol champion of chaos
though her status is daemon prince like
does she even care about ascending to daemonhood
celest dome
That's the problem, she never had Deamon Prince tag in the codexes.
But if you ask the autor of her novel, she is.
Say hi to Valkia's writer @dry epoch
dusk patrol
No you can’t make me
summer mural
hi
dusky scroll
Those little lobotomized babies with with wings next to sororitas... how do they fly? I mean, probably using the wings... but is the wing something psychic or like a legit technological augmentation kinda' thing?
shadow plover
anti grav motors, same as servo skulls
also don't think they're officially lobotomized babies, anymore
queen laurel
also don't think they're officially lobotomized babies, anymore
yeah they're just Vat Grown
crisp heath
THEY USED TO BE LOBOTOMIZED BABIES WHAT..
crisp heath
It's a good thing they changed it sheesh
opaque coyote
they are just artificial creatures made for the imperium
Pre-lobotomized!
You ever think some weirdo noble is like
"I want my cherubs from proper lobotomized babies.'
Like similar to how people want like
A real baseball that was used by a pro
Or Coca Cola made from cane sugar instead of corn syrup
(which btw please god let that return)
crisp heath
Cane sugar Coke 
opaque coyote
But yeah with how human life in the Imperium is basically worth nothing
crisp heath
They still sell it in Mexico I'm pretty sure
summer mural
they sell human life in mexico
opaque coyote
I can imagine some nobles wanting REAL Cherubs from REAL lobotomized babies
crisp heath
But the demand comes from the USA
opaque coyote
Because they don't care about the human cost. They barely care about the people around them
opaque coyote
They still sell it in Mexico I'm pretty sure
Yeah you specifically have to ask for Mexican Coca Cola
And only sold in Mexican food stores because fuck you
crisp heath
gonna remeber this incase I ever find my self in mexico
opaque coyote
Tbf Coca Cola in Mexico js cane sugar cola
That's why it's called Mexican Coca Cola
crisp heath
They still make it the old fashioned way in there factorys cause it costs less
Or something like that
opaque coyote
Technically the closest to the actual original
Apparently the reason why they changed to corn syrup is because well
crisp heath
Me waiting for when they put cocaine back in 
opaque coyote
America grew a lot of corn
Got a lot of residual corn syrup
It's gotta go somewhere
opaque coyote
Y'know Cyberpunk 2077 had like
Meat made out of insects
And although that is disgusting
crisp heath
Probably has some benifit
opaque coyote
It's still fucking meat
summer mural
oh man, Doom the Dark Ages is getting closer and closer
opaque coyote
Like insects are actually viable to eat. A lot of cultures eat them as a delicacy
crisp heath
They have the basic things we need
Proteine
Some of them actually have fuckloads of it
summer mural
anyway once you fry something enough it all tastes the same
crisp heath
Alot of protein powder company's use bugs
Google this it's real
The cheaper companies
opaque coyote
And the funny thing that the processed bug meat pizza in Cyberpunk probably tastes more authentic to actual pizza in comparison to corn syrup coke and cane sugar coke
Congratulations we are going towards the Cyberpunk future.
Except without all the cool tech and guns
It's just lame
...at least smart phones are cool
Maybe I should try ordering a pack of Mexican Coca cola
I wonder how much it is to have to be shipped
$7 for a 4 pack
dapper gyro
America grew a lot of corn
Most of the corn are used for fuel though.
opaque coyote
$37 for a 12 pack
crisp heath
Do u think it would come and it's all shaken up
opaque coyote
It's on sale it's actually $46
crisp heath
How does one go about ordering soft drinks
crisp heath
shadow plover
shadow plover
Oh did you think it was a miniature sized base
queen laurel
<:pupper:585849645880705035>
Oh did you think it was a miniature sized base
it would work great for cosplay but like
this seems like it's not gonna be nice on the wallet
shadow plover
Afaik some have done cosplays with dedicated bases
a friend of mine was also planning on making one
storm jungle
Pretty good 
shadow plover
oh no
queen laurel
mythical warden encounter
crisp heath
Crazy seeing a gw weta workshop collab
storm jungle
I have decided to join the rank of chuds
I mean sorry, the space marine fandom totally has none of those my bad guys
shadow plover
time to die
storm jungle
Crazy seeing a gw weta workshop collab
Im pretty sure they have been at that for awhile
shadow plover
queen laurel
I mean sorry, the space marine fandom totally has none of those my bad guys
Yes the space marine fandom is a totally not a Deranged group of people that give actual space marines a run for their money
shadow plover
can't deflect this huh
celest dome
Since when is Dilara a SM ? How did such treachery happen
storm jungle
can't deflect this huh
storm jungle
Since when is Dilara a SM ? How did such treachery happen
To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to like space marines, we pay for all your faction miniatures 🤓
queen laurel
Since when is Dilara a SM ? How did such treachery happen
SHE IS AN ALPHA LEGIONAIRE
SHE FOOLED US
storm jungle
Honestly I was gonna go Alpha Legion but it was like 10 in the morning and I was lazy
queen laurel
Honestly I was gonna go Alpha Legion but it was like 10 in the morning and I was...
hey to be fair you fit angry marines to a tee
queen laurel
<:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163> I just realised
it took you a second
languid meadow
Choas
crisp heath
I thought it was just another moderator or something lol
storm jungle
Lmao I wish.
queen laurel
I thought it was just another moderator or something lol
yeah to be fair she is the last type of person you would think that would wear a space marine PFP
storm jungle
I might keep it from now on for the sake of memes but we'll see.
queen laurel
It's the equivalent of an inquisitor having common sense
surprising but totally possible
storm jungle
dusk patrol
Honestly I was gonna go Alpha Legion but it was like 10 in the morning and I was...
Pathetic
storm jungle
A lot of people do AL so like its whatever yeah lol
dusk patrol
This server is gay and doesn’t let us have no roles
I was gonna do salamanders but there’s not much good heresy portraits
celest dome
Oh right, April fools
raven stone
What heresy is this? Why is my 40k fandom filled with woke lefties in life?
...yes being heavy handed with the joke here.
dusk patrol
(This joke is a play on words, using the political leaning “left” as a verb instead, implying the “woke” has exited to somewhere else)
dusk patrol
(This gif is a play on scene from the movie Dune, where Paul Atredias, played by Timothy Chalameet, says the line “May thy knife chip and shatter”, replacing knife with balls, slang for testicles, making it more humorous)
storm jungle
raven stone
Anyways morning chat, don’t get fooled on this fine day 😅
crisp heath
Oh hey it's April fools
queen laurel
(This gif is a play on scene from the movie Dune, where Paul Atredias, played by...
I can't believe it eternal reward decided to become more human by getting rid of the augments
crisp heath
The day of bueno
queen laurel
but that's his april fool's joke so this won't last long
dusk patrol
Not sure who this Eternal guy is
vagrant fox
i heard this is eternal reward
vagrant fox
do it
cold parrot
https://tenor.com/view/rat-gun-gif-27428821
storm jungle
summer mural
oh theres a new mod active here
I hope they are better than that last one
that last one really loved spacewolves, it was getting a little out of hand honestly
rose thorn
Man I love space wolves, best lore ever, might even buy the new army box
They are so cool they are dogs and Vikings
queen laurel
i hate orks
rose thorn
Kruleboyz are the worst of them
queen laurel
Kruleboyz are the worst of them
they look so wimpy and breakable
queen laurel
With their soft skin…
If you turn this into a Twink joke I will throw a boulder at you
queen laurel
You caught me
i've spent enough time talking to you that i can predict some of your habits
cold parrot
orks? more like dorks
queen laurel
orks? more like dorks
The burn was so insane it just obliterated cadia again
queen laurel
I came here for safety from general
why the zog would you willingly go there
summer mural
I came here for safety from general
understandable
crisp heath
why the zog would you willingly go there
I learnt my lesson
queen laurel
I learnt my lesson
yeah you need to have the mental of a ork to stay in that place
cold parrot
Or a DEldar
raven stone
The lore channel being more sane than the general channel is a funny inversion
Given the 40k fandom’s reputation you would expect the opposite…
queen laurel
What <:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
hey cacti
summer mural
lore is the best channel
queen laurel
also yes
green loom
Given the 40k fandom’s reputation you would expect the opposite…
The weird ones pop up here every now and then but we're moderated pretty heavily so 
queen laurel
lore based
celest dome
Sup Bulgur
raven stone
The weird ones pop up here every now and then but we're moderated pretty heavily...
Must be a matter of moderation then lol
celest dome
theorycrafting still is my home on this server
green loom
Volume too ig, lot more activity in general
rose thorn
I should use a space wolf pfp to show my love for them on this fine day
summer mural
our moderation is based , but dont tell them that No matter what
storm jungle
The weird ones pop up here every now and then but we're moderated pretty heavily...
🫡
queen laurel
I should use a space wolf pfp to show my love for them on this fine day
It still looks like a lady with a cupcake stuck to her eye
so i don't know maybe i'm just insane
raven stone
Anyways. I am glad we finally got lore confirmation Morrow is from the ||first Armageddon War…||
rose thorn
It still looks like a lady with a cupcake stuck to her eye
I haven’t done it yet
Also coral glasses
summer mural
I should use a space wolf pfp to show my love for them on this fine day
same!
rose thorn
Shoudl i use the generic one or furry one
summer mural
furry
rose thorn
queen laurel
Shoudl i use the generic one or furry one
furry because wolves just like the git mob
summer mural
gooood
rose thorn
LMAOOO
summer mural
oh your back from oiling bjorns other hand
queen laurel
BABY IM PREYING ON YOU TONIGHTTTT
JUST LIKE ANIMALS, ANIMALS
rose thorn
queen laurel
the Wolfverine brainrot is real
to be honest wolverine would make a good Space wolf
unironically
vagrant fox
wolferine...
summer mural
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/joaquin-phoenix-joker-its-me-mirror-toilet-gif-27441991
alright then if you don't mind i'm just gonna save this and i will mentally flash bang you every april fools
rose thorn
LMAO NOOO
I can’t post in the lgs server because I don’t want to be associated with space wolf fans
Hey @storm jungle surprise you guys didn’t replace the server picture with the vermintide one
storm jungle
Hey <@166943308231344128> surprise you guys didn’t replace the server picture wi...
Lmao thats a good suggestion actually but would prob need to get higher permission
rose thorn
Damn
rose thorn
God gave me a skaven army I must be the skaven
summer mural
everytime I get bored of the skaven they do something exciting
remote widget
Behold the Janus battlesuit, named for the first grandmaster and totally not the best meme james has ever made
summer mural
lmao
never a big fan of those suits tbh
I prefer my dreadnoughts
old and clunky, how I like em
remote widget
If it weren't for the pacifier, it'd prob be a real suit
summer mural
also the guy manning the gun arm has such an easier job compared to the guy controlling a mechanical ball and chain
celest dome
Honestly a smallish mech with 2 Riders that are Skitarii could be cool and fitting.
With an alternative build where it's just manner by a Tech Priest instead
rose thorn
Man I hate grey knights because of lore that predates my birth
Woof
The bestest faction ever totally beat the inquisition with no consequences
summer mural
" I wanna smack something with my imprecise melee weapon !"
" Brother I am currently just..shooting"
"please wait till we get charged by a bloodthirster"
remote widget
Well they also have shockmauls ech
queen laurel
The bestest faction ever totally beat the inquisition with no consequences
slowdown there buddy you're looking like khorne with how red you are
summer mural
Man I hate grey knights because of lore that predates my birth
you mean kaldor draigo makes perfect sense? yes I agree
remote widget
Space wolf ask me anything
Do you guys just not know horus fooled you, or do you hide it?
rose thorn
Horus these nuts
remote widget
Because it'd be kinda bad if everyone knew that the Thousand Sons turning traitor was your fault
summer mural
Space wolf ask me anything
so your shamans arent in any way psykers at all right?
rose thorn
Psykers are for cowards
summer mural
rose thorn
That’s why we keep them in our basement
remote widget
That’s why we keep them in our basement
Admit it, you like the furry/ protogen helmets
rose thorn
I LOVE THEM
They are the best helmets
My favorite feature is they bark really loudly
celest dome
Anyone remember that SW dude that used to come here before
Who was really into them and thought that their Primarch was the best and all that
summer mural
Dilara?
queen laurel
Anyone remember that SW dude that used to come here before <:KEKW_ogryn:10220771...
i don't, it's probably used to be before i discovered this space
summer mural
rose thorn
Unironically leman Russ is coming back next edition or this edition
queen laurel
well i guess our april fools is just kicking Dilara
remote widget
summer mural
Unironically leman Russ is coming back next edition or this edition
really?
rose thorn
Yeah lmao
rose thorn
What about the tank
summer mural
he can sit on top of it
rose thorn
Also I think he would be a bearable character that time
spring cairn
summer mural
Khorne is what killed the dinosaurs
Ive gathered enough evidence
and now I rest my case.
celest dome
Pls FS, let me face tides of Lizardmen as a Chaos Warrior
queen laurel
Pls FS, let me face tides of Lizardmen as a Chaos Warrior <:uwugryn:106288247931...
get's absolutely flattened by a Saurus scar veteran
tough haven
Anyone have the BGA2 ost that sounds like war horns at a part? I’m trying to find it for use in something, but I can’t find it in the soundtrack
hallow saddle
https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650
me when I remember my favourite chapters primarch is fucking dead as shit!!!!!!
crystal forum
iron hands 
terse kestrel
Is this helmet cadian certified? It doesnt have the eagle on it
raven stone
Anyone have the BGA2 ost that sounds like war horns at a part? I’m trying to fin...
Gonna be a bit of a stretch, but…do you remember if it is tied to a particular faction or interface?
dusk patrol
Is this helmet cadian certified? It doesnt have the eagle on it
If this is serious, Cadians just use standard issue guard stuff generally
So yes it could be a Cadian helmet
tough haven
Gonna be a bit of a stretch, but…do you remember if it is tied to a particular f...
I'm playing necrons but I distinctly remember it also having played when I was doing the imperial campaign too
it actually made me think that there was only one battle ost in game
raven stone
Hmm…might be one of the 3 Imperial themes then, since Necron faction have (seemingly) no OST despite having heir own campaign.
Hang on let me fetch them links
raven stone
Admittedly none of the there really registered too much war horns (but then again I only listened to the opening segments) so I hope these 3 lucky guesses would have the soundtrack you need.
And if not the entire BFGA2 OST list should be there
raven stone
if only that game actually worked
Is it a bug issue or a rig issue?
My rig runs it alright…
summer mural
i like gothic
the only reason I dont play it is because it bothers me that all the battles take place on a horizontal plane
the potential in air/space battles for me is also that you got the vertical axis in play too
raven stone
Sadly a legacy of tabletop adaptation
(On the actual TT the rulebook says something vaguely about approximations and such)
Yes BFG had an actual tabletop game and miniatures back in the days
One of the very few things GW has not rebooted for actual physical Tabletop Play
(Unlike its more successful cousin AKA Necromunda)
spring cairn
they had the same thing for wfb
raven stone
I remember seeing that in one White Dwarf too
Sadly it seems to have never taken off
dusk patrol
Expand on that one
Please
Damn, why didn’t I think of that?
Now that’s some expert level analysis
I’m sure that’s your view of it
rocky gale
dusk patrol
Bro doesn’t even know the demographics of Israel
I miss when racists knew statistics
glossy sonnet
israel space marines
dusk patrol
Also, did you just search for the word Jew in chat?
That comment is from almost 2 months ago
Damn, your account is four days old
I wonder why
Darling, you need to be more interesting please
glossy sonnet
this is not 40k lore
dusk patrol
<@&735928989146939404>
storm jungle
Alright thats enough lol
dusk patrol
Racists used to be clever on the internet, it’s terrible what the worlds come to
storm jungle
Literally the first messages btw
rocky gale
Bro's not even trying
arctic talon
We were doing so well
glossy sonnet
did he really just join the server to yap about that
arctic talon
Yes
storm jungle
Yes lmao
arctic talon
It was a bait account
tough haven
Admittedly none of the there really registered too much war horns (but then agai...
I'm gonna clip it
dusk patrol
I’m pretty sure it’s a guy from before tbh just with an alt
burnt plover
he also did so on the Verm Disc
tough haven
if only that game actually worked
I havent had any issues, sorry yo had that happen
dusk patrol
He replied to a comment I made from like 2 months ago
queen laurel
he also did so on the Verm Disc
No way
storm jungle
Upside, very easy ban
dusk patrol
Probably just control searched Jew
rocky gale
Oh wait
rocky gale
Oh shit White name is Eternal
dusk patrol
Who?
arctic talon
Do you think they chopped the top of this dudes head off and replaced it
queen laurel
Oh shit White name is Eternal
Yeah and the angry marine is dilara
cerulean wagon
Ew white name banning you
storm jungle
queen laurel
Well they got you
rocky gale
The best April Fools was when I went to work today and they made me do work
They really got me good
queen laurel
The best April Fools was when I went to work today and they made me do work
Mood
rocky gale
Not much fun
queen laurel
Damn I miss all the fun stuff
You're getting slow templar
rocky gale
Was weak racism
dusk patrol
Kinda sad tbh
rocky gale
Bro's sauce was flavourless
queen laurel
Yeah political racism is so outdated
arctic talon
LOL
dusk patrol
At least slow burn into it
queen laurel
Wait are the other mods still here
arctic talon
Do we want to talk about Khan’s giant horse
You know
The one that’s bigger then him
queen laurel
Do we want to talk about Khan’s giant horse
Yeah what the f*** is that now
arctic talon
Where the fuck did they find that horse
summer mural
we want to talk about Khans giant horse
arctic talon
Are horses just that big
queen laurel
Where the fuck did they find that horse
In his home planet?
arctic talon
On chogoris
queen laurel
Probably the only place he found it
dusk patrol
We know Russ’s wolves grew larger and didn’t age with him
arctic talon
League of Legends art?
Toe, rock, now
sharp pollen
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/8/80/KhanArt.webp/revision...
harry potter horse
dusk patrol
So it’s not outside the question that Khan could have an affect on a horse too
queen laurel
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/8/80/KhanArt.webp/revision...
This thing looks like it eats people
sharp pollen
holy sheet
storm jungle
we want to talk about Khans giant horse
Are you a white woman by any chance
arctic talon
So it’s not outside the question that Khan could have an affect on a horse too
I forgot about that
storm jungle
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This thing looks like it eats people
Worse, it doesn’t
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Are you a white woman by any chance
no
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It just chomps
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damn it
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why
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theres a time and place for your slaanes-
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Why does Russ get to keep his wolves but Khan doesn’t get his super horse
That doesn’t seem fair
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khan keeps getting shafted
storm jungle
not in a good way either
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Hey oh
storm jungle
unless we get some commorragh khan lore I guess
queen laurel
Okay so rusty has a wolf and khan has a horse
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also someone told me russ is coming back soon
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unless we get some commorragh khan lore I guess
I think he’s in the clown zone
queen laurel
What are other primarch pets
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like fr
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Tbh
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also someone told me russ is coming back soon
next edition
it will prob be during some Arks-like event
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If russ isn’t back next edition
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unless we get some commorragh khan lore I guess
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lmao
storm jungle
Also like
sharp pollen
Are you a white woman by any chance
are you influenced by my disgustness? finally
queen laurel
Then that’s some big self restraint from GW
They bring back sanguineous instead
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I bet khans been brainwashed and reworked to the point hes a dark eldar commander
storm jungle
yall forget when Lion got revealed? And GW just skimmed past it?
At this point all of us know the formula, its not even a big surprise or anything and the studio knows it
queen laurel
Die
I would but my april fools gift to the world is me existing so i'm sorry
I must refuse
storm jungle
I will be surprised if its any other primarch tho
since its mostly a monetary decision
queen laurel
yall forget when Lion got revealed? And GW just skimmed past it?
At this point ...
They just returned one of the most influential characters in the setting like it's buying a toy from the supermarket
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Dilara probably tells kids the tooth fairy didn’t put the money under their pillow
storm jungle
Dilara probably tells kids the tooth fairy didn’t put the money under their pill...
I mean who wouldnt
queen laurel
Yeah i purposely go to orphanages to tell people that santa is not real
storm jungle
Theres no tooth fairy, theres no easter bunny, AND THERES NO IMPERIUM NIHILUS LORE.
glossy sonnet
Yeah how come they dont make cool cinematics for their reveals
Mortarions was awesome
glossy sonnet
Was mortarions even cgi
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I run an orphan baseball team so I can tell them to run home and laugh
glossy sonnet
I thought it was just art with voice over
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Yeah how come they dont make cool cinematics for their reveals
$$$$$$
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Was mortarions even cgi
Also no
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THE MORBUS
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r/atheism and the emperor
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IS AT HAND
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Apparently ADB was involved in that games writing
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In an actual GW licensed product
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skaven dialogue is better
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Could have fooled me
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But it’s not good
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Chaos gate
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what game is that
Chaosgate daemonhunters
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It’s just kinda generic, I was hoping for more
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CHAOSGATE? ive played tf out of chaos gate where are the necrons
arctic talon
No
queen laurel
r/atheism and the emperor
Me when someone refers to the imperium as good guys
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Not the necron
arctic talon
CHAOSGATE? ive played tf out of chaos gate where are the necrons
The necron dialogue is from pariah nexus
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ah i see
arctic talon
The show
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Me when someone refers to the imperium as good guys
Me when someone uses unscientific terminology in my presence, and I don’t care for it
storm jungle
THE MORBUS
The fact that that came out during the height of the Morbius memes was probably a gift from the heavens itself.
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kaldor was funny too
"Mortartion you just stand there and get beaten on while I go trash your throne room"
storm jungle
Me when someone refers to the imperium as good guys
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same
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It’s at hand I’m told
queen laurel
Recorded video of eli templar's house
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They could have had them show up
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I believe the conversation about nurgle being easily adaptable to games has been had, and its rather unfortunate for the other 3 gods
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Anyways uh
opaque coyote
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Laati
queen laurel
https://youtu.be/umwZ8qVorwo?si=Vo8jWOMyhot6nN0d
Are you still on transformers brain rot?
God damn it i'm going to have to adjust my studies
storm jungle
I havent watched the clip yet, and I can still hear the:
opaque coyote
Are you still on transformers brain rot?
The brain rot never leaves
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"DIE AUTOBOTS!!!"
opaque coyote
It only switches
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fucking murders ironhide
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ironhide felt like the only adult among all the transformers
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LORD MEGATRON
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and by adult I meant hed hit puberty
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My favorite Starscream moment ever
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LORD MEGATRON
"HERES A HINT."
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Is when Unicron gives him a new body, and for no reason at all
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turns into artillery-piece
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He refuses to help him
opaque coyote
# "DIE AUTOBOTS!!!" #
Ngl my favorite part is Star scream scanning the room with Gun Megatron
It's like he's like
glossy sonnet
The transformers brain rot always lurks in the brain
opaque coyote
"ANYONE ELSE WANTS SOME?"
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Ngl why did they kill starscream
They still sold his toy
I watched a video essay on this
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Also when Megatron loses his voice for like, five minutes and Starscream says he’s in charge now
glossy sonnet
Hit me out of nowhere recently
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For reasons beyond my comprehension
storm jungle
Ngl my favorite part is Star scream scanning the room with Gun Megatron
I love transformers because its basically PG13 Chaos/Loyalist marine shenanigans.
opaque coyote
Ngl why did they kill starscream
Probably because it's like
"He had it coming for a long time"
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I love transformers because its basically PG13 Chaos/Loyalist marine shenanigans...
The PG-13 in question
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deserved
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/transformers-sentinel-optimus-prime-optimus-prime-gif-265...
GOD
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Do you think Bay tried to ip the brutality
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Oh yeah evil robot Leonard Nimoy had it coming
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also optimus was wildly ruthless in that movie
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He’s awesome
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I think my favorite moment in the movie is uh when they fucking toss Megatron's corpse out to "lighten the load" in space
and
not 5 seconds later
they start infighting
actual kindergarten
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/transformers-sentinel-optimus-prime-optimus-prime-gif-265...
Honestly it's the least war crimey thing in the movie.
The dude killed Ironhide
There is no surrender
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stabbed him in the back no less
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Sentinel was also racist
shadow plover
https://tenor.com/view/transformers-sentinel-optimus-prime-optimus-prime-gif-265...
The best thing to come out of the bayformers. With the hilarious kid dub
storm jungle
canonically
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I don’t think it’s intentional, but I do think the Bay Optimus is a good example of how Optimus probably should be after fighting for what’s?
Millions of years?
At least thousands
opaque coyote
they start infighting
Canonically Star scream won by literally standing in the corner
And then blasting the final victor in the face
dusk patrol
He’s not evil but he’s ruthless against them
glossy sonnet
I would have gone for starscreams annoying ass first if theres fighting
dapper gyro
You know what I find shit about Micheal Bay Transformers?
First they used plasma weapons, as the movies go on, they change into weapons with giant casings for some reason.
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yeah
opaque coyote
I would have gone for starscreams annoying ass first if theres fighting
Tbh Star scream is actually very capable and smart.
A lot of the times when he says that Megatron's plan sucks, he's right
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they tried to up the cool factor by giving them giant ballistic weapons
instead of lasers
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Tbf
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one of them is literally smoking a metal cig
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Those were cool
opaque coyote
Tbh Star scream is actually very capable and smart.
A lot of the times when he ...
Like I think even the show forgets that G1 Starscream is actually a scientist
arctic talon
I loved transformers
glossy sonnet
Tbh Star scream is actually very capable and smart.
A lot of the times when he ...
very true
queen laurel
Yeah i can't even fault them
arctic talon
When I was a kid/preteen
queen laurel
Ballistic weapons are great
queen laurel
Giant robots
Watching devastator was a kid was like
dusk patrol
The 1st one is peak
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Ballistic weapons are great
the sand people on tatooine agree
glossy sonnet
megatron did say starscream was like the model decepticon
queen laurel
Free serotonin
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I really liked the second one as a kid
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he did?
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And I apologize to my parents
glossy sonnet
yeah in an idw comic
opaque coyote
As in the bay verse movies
Honestly my main gripe about the Bayformers movie
Y'know besides the story often sucking ass.
Is that all the designs look too busy.
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I actually only liked barricade
queen laurel
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Which one has the line where Shia is like “Can you find a tighter shirt?” And the jock and his friend are like “No, we checked.” And then they fist bump.
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To punish and enslave
opaque coyote
Like I genuinely can't tell what's happening if there's more than like
queen laurel
Like rendering this guy
opaque coyote
Two transformers on the screen
queen laurel
Literally melted a computer
glossy sonnet
Honestly my main gripe about the Bayformers movie
Y'know besides the story ofte...
Also too grey
arctic talon
For what bay is going for
glossy sonnet
The bay movies have no color
dusk patrol
Some of them have much better action than others
The second movie is an abomination except for like
glossy sonnet
As a kid I had no idea who was on the screen
dusk patrol
The forest fight
opaque coyote
Also too grey
Shockwave literally looking absolutely nothing like his actual design
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I actually only liked barricade
he has " To Enslave and Oppress" written on his cop car, because the deception autobot war isnt about good and evil
arctic talon
A 12 year old?
opaque coyote
Or was it sound wave I keep mixing the names up
storm jungle
he has " To Enslave and Oppress" written on his cop car, because the deception a...
What did Bay mean by this?
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he has " To Enslave and Oppress" written on his cop car, because the deception a...
To punish and enslave
Is the tagline
Lol
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LOL
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I love Lockdown in the fourth one
glossy sonnet
Shockwave literally looking absolutely nothing like his actual design
Soundwave was a car for some reason?
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dapper gyro
The plot from the 2nd one and after is so bad.
queen laurel
All the designs are really busy lol
Speaking of design that's also apparently inspiration point for mechagodzilla and the monster verse, because of the way the designs look so busy the designer wanted to make mechagodzilla simple
If i remember the fun fact anyway
dusk patrol
Dude was a scary mfer
opaque coyote
Soundwave was a car for some reason?
Yeah I meant Soundwave I just checked
Shockwave at least had his signature eye.
Soundwave is just unrecognizable
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The plot from the 2nd one and after is so bad.
Yeah they’re not great, some are a little better but
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the only transformers movies I liked were 1 and 3, 1 because well, 1 and because 3 just had nonstop action
glossy sonnet
https://tenor.com/view/transformers-age-of-extinction-lockdown-fire-gun-transfor...
Imagine getting a guy angry and his face just transforms into a cannon
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the only transformers movies I liked were 1 and 3, 1 because well, 1 and because...
complete with an apocalyptic urban city
shadow plover
ugly ass
glossy sonnet
I think shockwave had like one line in the movie
dusk patrol
He’s got a mean mug too
storm jungle
God WHY do they articulate their faces so much
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Shockwave will always be the coolest deception
queen laurel
God WHY do they articulate their faces so much
Hey it's only marginally more expressive than you
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/transformers-age-of-extinction-angry-lockdown-gif-2634099...
Me when my order is 15 minutes late
glossy sonnet
I love shockwave
dusk patrol
Dude is always cool as fuck
glossy sonnet
He was so cool in the idw continuity too
arctic talon
God WHY do they articulate their faces so much
Idfk
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its to make the gif more meaningful
dapper gyro
Shia's character is such a whining bitch.
arctic talon
You know
glossy sonnet
I love this cover
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thats what michael bay had in mind " will the gif of this shot be cool?"
arctic talon
I think transformers and power rangers made me like mecha
dapper gyro
Also, they didn't have Megan Fox for the 3rd, right?
opaque coyote
I love shockwave
Bayformers Shockwave is just
How he looks on the inside.
I actually do like the design.
A nice detail is how he actually has purple lighting so he actually has a purple sheen in the film.
The only problem is that he appears like once
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no
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Also, they didn't have Megan Fox for the 3rd, right?
Yeah because she hated working with Bay lol
dusk patrol
I forgot Lance Henriksen voiced Lockdown
queen laurel
I will say bay formers grimlock is kickass
glossy sonnet
I loved transformers since i was like 4 years old but i never liked mecha at all for some reason
dusk patrol
Henriksen and Kelsey Grammar as villains were peak
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I actually unironically liked the bumblebee movie
dusk patrol
Kelsey Grammar can make anything have gravitas
opaque coyote
Yeah because she hated working with Bay lol
Y'know it's unfortunate since ironically enough she was actually a decent character that I didn't fucking hate
dapper gyro
Bumblebee is an ok standalone movie.
dusk patrol
She and him made up later
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I actually unironically liked the bumblebee movie
I liked it, I think the sequel sucked ass
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It’s ironic his movies are as bombastic as they are
arctic talon
Bay is a odd dude, he’s very anti-social
He often just says shit lol
dusk patrol
When he’s super low key and possibly autistic
opaque coyote
Bay is a odd dude, he’s very anti-social
It's an expression of his inner rage lmao
It's like playing a violent video game for him
dusk patrol
Idk, I think he just
Like making action movies and stuff
He’s done some great movies
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His hyperfixation/j
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I bet michael bay might very well be into 40k
opaque coyote
He’s done some great movies
And a lot more mid ones
opaque coyote
His hyperfixation/j
I mean
Unironically it might be that
dapper gyro
He loves gasoline.
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Hes just got a very distinct style
storm jungle
I bet michael bay might very well be into 40k <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Too deep for him.
dusk patrol
He loves sweaty actors lol
opaque coyote
Also he is a definite fan of transformers. I think he even helped direct Transformers One
dusk patrol
He would be a bad fit for 40k
queen laurel
Too deep for him.
This is really an insult considering that i like 40k
And i am like
So stupid
dusk patrol
I think the first one he put more effort in
opaque coyote
He loves sweaty actors lol
...
I mean
Space Marines and Sisters have plenty of opportunities
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After that it was probably more a job
At the end of the day, it’s a job for a lot of these people and what the studio wants is what they want
He’s done several actually just good movies though imo, I don’t care for a lot of his stuff but
When he’s trying you can tell
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He does seem to care about some of the stuff he’s doing
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He has some really cool interviews and stuff on his process and what he likes
dapper gyro
The first movie is also dumb. An entire army base shot at a single transformer wih everything, even rocket, and they didn't scratch the pain. Yet later on, they just keep using machineguns against transformers.
dusk patrol
One thing is, some of the shots for transformers are super well done
arctic talon
Encounter design is my passion
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Encounter design is my passion
lol
opaque coyote
He does seem to care about some of the stuff he’s doing
He genuinely seems to care about at least three of the transformer movies.
I think the 4th is when he just didn't care
Seriously, the main character literally pulling out a card saying that "Yeah I can totally fuck this underaged woman" is just
Wild
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theres an entire army that lands in egypt , by sea and air no less , at the great pyramids and fights a battle against decepticons
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Also a railgun happens to be nearby
queen laurel
Encounter design is my passion
F*** it i'm reading lancer lore
dusk patrol
Lancer lore is wild
arctic talon
Lancer Lore is deranged in a good way
dapper gyro
Right, how the fuck did they airborne those M1 Abrams in?
arctic talon
Also it’s not grimdark mostly
queen laurel
Lancer Lore is deranged in a good way
Yeah but it's definitely less deranged then
arctic talon
Right, how the fuck did they airborne those M1 Abrams in?
Uhhh plane?
queen laurel
Warframe
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Idfk
dusk patrol
dapper gyro
These fucking 80 tons tanks will spawn out of thin air.
arctic talon
They carried Optimus with a bunch of fucking helicopters
dusk patrol
Don’t bring up pacific rim
summer mural
They carried Optimus with a bunch of fucking helicopters
then he wrecked half the city chasing a deception that turns into a giant unicycle
queen laurel
Don’t bring up pacific rim
Those chinoc must be running on a nuclear reactor
opaque coyote
...a Technomancer should do that
dusk patrol
Those chinoc must be running on a nuclear reactor
They’re powered by goofy names
arctic talon
dusk patrol
And thus have infinite power
opaque coyote
Yeah I think it might eliminate something else
dusk patrol
arctic talon
I don’t feel like I need to elaborate beyond the nickname
queen laurel
What does the mech kendrick lamar hate specializes in
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-fnaf-gif-25105670
Considering we don't know how a majority of Men of Iron looks like
One actually may look like Freddy Fazbear and this may have happened during the DAoT
arctic talon
What does the mech kendrick lamar hate specializes in
Using a ship sized gun on a mech
Also killing pirates
Space amazons solution to piracy
KILL ALL THE PIRATES
opaque coyote
What does the mech kendrick lamar hate specializes in
Reminds me of the gutter men from Ultrakill
dusk patrol
Brace, fire
queen laurel
Welp i'm still going with zhang
dapper gyro
What does the mech kendrick lamar hate specializes in
This reminds me of Acore 5.
arctic talon
Lich is horrifying
queen laurel
The boxer mech
arctic talon
That’s the Barbarossa?
queen laurel
Lich is genuinely like
Isn't it literally like
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Actually disturbing concept
queen laurel
An anomaly
arctic talon
where the entire mech is built around the gun
Well
You could say that about HORUS’s shit in general
There’s some freaky shit going on
But Lich is the freakiest
dusk patrol
An anomaly
Yeah, it just came from files in the future
arctic talon
Because it hasn’t been made yet
queen laurel
Yeah i need to catch up on my lore
queen laurel
Because it hasn’t been made yet
But you can get the chassis
arctic talon
Well yeah
queen laurel
What the actual hell
arctic talon
Horus and smith shimano
dapper gyro
It’s the Mech version of the A-10 Warthog
5 barrels, nah.
queen laurel
So you're telling me i can get my hands on a robot made from the future
dusk patrol
So you're telling me i can get my hands on a robot made from the future
The files and blueprints just appear
And they make it from that
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is this like
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Yeah
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40k
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Not really
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No
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oh
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Much more noble bright
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so its still transformers
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No because there's actual hope in this setting
Not if I have anything to say about it
queen laurel
Lancer is a mech rpg
arctic talon
Not if I have anything to say about it
LOL
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i see
dusk patrol
charges apocalypse rail
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tabletop?
arctic talon
Yeah it’s very well made imo
spring cairn
not very fond of mech stuff
spring cairn
it insists upon itself
arctic talon
When you get that full rail charge
Me when 1000 damage
dapper gyro
If you want a shooter, try forever winter.
queen laurel
Yeah it’s very well made imo
Well they have this for sci-fi
I'm just hoping that their fantasy competitor makes a splash
Icon is looking great
dusk patrol
It’s not called the apocalypse rail for no reason
queen laurel
If they cook on icon they already covered my two favorite setting types
Sci Fi fantasy
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“Acceptable casualties” Rail
arctic talon
Harrison armory
-“overheating isn’t an issue, it’s a feature”